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alex11

you can't spell node.js without 'no'

allbombson

android gets more soy every update

Amiga600/TechNet

if the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now

Anhydrous

You just don't understand how hard it is to pitch alternative OSes to corporate shitsuckes, even when faced with raw tangible evidence they don't want to hear it.

Aoi Koizumi

Don't call any project with "Open" in its name if it's proprietary
Sysadmins who use Windows are not sysadmins
Using Windows for development or server usage is really a joke
Based and posixpilled
Matrix is the systemd of the instant messengers, as it tries to do everything at once, and fail at that
School made me realize that technology sucks
If you do cryptocurrency, you are either the scammer or the scammed
PPoE - Pineapple Pizza over Ethernet
My website is literally a manual page
Rust gets more soy with every thing their devs do
We need $FUMO currency
Stop using Gentoo, or rather, if you're gonna use it, please don't.
Python is literally the antichrist
JS stands for "Just Sucks"
plan9: where 'git/clone' makes more sense than 'git clone'
Anyone who patches dwm to the extreme should consider using i3 instead, you fucks
Rust will always look like Mozilla's honeypot to me. Checkmate fanatics
JavaScript has a lot of promises it can't even fullfill (pun intended)
A community doesn't exist if it's located on Discord
If there isn't fun on something, then why bother doing it?

Baobab

C# is what happens to a kid who learns Java then looks at C and thinks "I can fix this"
Rust is write once, commit suicide
I'm not using Matrix because a lot of people use Matrix.
Boost: when C++ couldn't be any worse
Mutter is what gives Wayland a bad name
html isn't hard and doesn't make you smart

ben

wherever you go, there you are

benk

zen and the art of man page authoring

brother@kawen.space/Pleroma

One day you'll wish you had time to waste. Spend it wisely, don't let it tick by.

caskd

Can't spell coom without C
She sometimes screams at me (-Weverything), she sometimes fails, she sometimes calls her friends over (linker, build system), but she does the best to make sure we go along and I do the best so that our children can grow healthy and good (software)
remember that people who call you a facist and say ur not diverse enough are the ones that aren't diverse

chunk

cookies? <segfault>

cool

humankind always seems to be led by the biggest psychopaths while people dont manage to organize a fight against their oppressors. they rather believe a cool story that their oppressors tell them. at the end people love to die for their oppressors, humuliate themselves and to serve the oppressors. people hate freedom because they fear responsibility. the human is still a stupid monkey with the difference that he can use tools better.

Czar of Kallist

Lemmy users are lemmings?

Daksh P. Jain

If it works, don't touch it
It works on my PC
That's going straight into my code

deavmi

My brain is big but I still failed Applied 144 for the second time
It is not only enough to not be node.js but we must be actively anti node.js

Diego

The normie will follow what it is hot
X11 is nowhere near vaporware

digdeeper

It's easy to find something that everyone hates, much harder something that everyone likes

Distaza

Accidental mobile messages, brought to you by Touch UI
If a programming language cannot be abstracted out of its toolchain, it sucks
Honestly I'm just sick of being sick
Just like all operating system suck, all governments suck. Governments are just operating systems for people.
Retro is completely alien to modern systems
Linux Mint: Let's preserve GNOME2 by porting it to GTK3! :D
your issue with rust != your argument for rust < our issue with rust (thicc)

ELDRITCHDATA

If you were to fail, do not sustain a mode of success to minimize the failure. But fail so spetacularly that your action will be a lesson for all of mankind tonever repeat. For that is the only true success in failure.
Listen here you little shit, what you are referring to GNU or what I have been coming to call it Great New Utils have over 1000 confirmed uses per utility. I have been serving for GNU for 16 years, if I ever see you again you are fuckin Libre kiddo.

EpicKitty

Sometimes, I wish I could switch places with the person in the mirror.

Froglet@shitposter.club/Pleroma

if you don't try you can't fail

jan6

browsers shouldn't be application platforms, but...welll..BROWSING TOOLS

jeff

C# is write once, crash everywhere

Jessica@ferem.fedi.live/Pleroma

People who can still be friends with you and not agree with everything you say is a great friend

Jobe/ENet

emacs: an operating system built around a text editor

kumquat

laws aren't made to help people, they're made to help those with power to keep it

Le Jester

For every Python one-liner there's 1000 lines of C code
The best phone to own is the one that doesn't exist

Leonie

It's kind of amazing how you could compille some software that was written 20 years ago and still use it on Linux like nothing ever happened

Meko

Praise NaiJi

metheperson

screen is lazyman's init system
soydevs should be forced to use old Pentium 4 system with 256mb or RAM and Netsurf for a browser

MinceR/ENet/TechNet

WYSIWTF

moparisthebest

"firewall" is one of those words like "vpn" that some people have vastly different meanings for them

nosleep@neckbeard.xyz/Pleroma

i may be but at least i'm not

ocean@raru.re/Mastodon

Being "proud of your country" is crazy stupid. It's not like you chose to be born there lol

Prestige/irc-nERDs

wysipb (probably broken)

qorg11

Java is write once, run away.
Should CA exist on 2k20?
JS programmers shouldn't be called programmer as a sign of respect to other programmers.
TypeScript is to JavaScript what C++ is to C which is what Lung Cancer is to Lung

realcaseyrollins@counter.fedi.live/Pleroma

If you never fail you never succeed

rvk

If I actually gave a shit enough to login to my microshaft shithub account I would def just paste Stallman's interjection copypasta there

shiorid

texinfo is awsome, the manuals are all shit

shokara

mom, glenda ate our pet penguin
A Certain Cloud-Based Swap File
free software isn't free because it doesn't give you the freedom to reject freedom
people hate programming (PHP)
WYGIWYM: What You Get Is What You Made

skiqqy

C makes me coom
Just read the man pages bro
Man I coom for posix, this shit is so sexy
Vim or gtfo
What's the point of having a wife if she can't submit bug fixes ffs

Skywave

neither linux or GNU are operating systems, what they are is clusterfucks

Squeaky Latex Folf

Pretty Horrible Programming

Stella

My main issue currently is some issues I shouldn't be having
It's no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society
Chromium's web standards did revolutionize the web by sending it spilaring to its death
If there's even a sliver of hope I have in this, it will mean that the darknet will become the norm. Rather than some fringe thing privacy advocates and people with threat models higher than their net worth use.
you wear a mask because you believe a dental mask protects you against a pandemic, I wear a mask because it screws over mass surveillance AI, we aren't the same
systemd is the NTFS of init systems. it works 95% of the time, but when that thing breaks. it breaks hard, often taking the whole OS with it

sushi-chan/Rizon

Why do spiders love Internet so much? Because they can browse on the WEB
Once upon a time, a dumb/mute person tells a deaf person: "Pssst! look= there's a blind man spying on us!"
I went to the living room and saw outisde the window it was raining and the sky was cloudy. Then I went to my room and it was sunny outside the window o_O
I was sleeping, and when I woke up, I got 8 arms, like if they grown during the night
I cut my finger with a knife accidentally, and when I woke up this morning, it grew back
but there's WEIRDER thing happening to me these days: some of my organs don't grow on the place they are supposed to grow on. Like my teeth, instead of being located on my mouth, I saw 2 teeth growing on my FEET!!!!!! and I got a nail growing inside my ear
Who ever tried to google a googling google page with googled googles ?
Ok who puts cocaine inside my coffee cup (jan6: maybe you put coffee into their cocaine cup instead? sushi-chan: **scream**)
What does happen if something happens ? does it happen before it happens or when it happens happening ?

thefunkyspaw

The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

Tom

ICANN is worse than a hobbyist editing a text file.
You shouldn't force someone to use a specific editor to contribute to a project.
A lot of people, I don't know if it's right to say most or not, but a lot of people just never grow up. They never sit down and learn how to do things themselves. They can't use machines of any kind, not just computers.

wbsurfer

[redacted]'s [redacted] and [redacted], formerly [redacted]
I talked to an economist the other day, he was very worried about the value of money going down. I said I think you're inflating the situation.
People say I'm a contrarian. They're wrong.
I once worked in the back of a cinema. I told the guy I worked with, "this film is clearly about how the director is deeply unsatisfied with his vocation". Guy told me to stop projecting.

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