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or, why you should not kill yourself for using a computer
Every so often we read news that a âpatent trollâ has somehow obtained a âtrivial patentâ that makes it âillegalâ to use basic maths that practically all computing depends on.âFor example:
Being told itâs illegal to use a computer is especially hard-hitting for those who depend on computers to overcome a disability.âBelieving you are a criminal can produce extremely negative emotions (many religions say crime slaps God himself, and many non-religious people are also affected); guilt feelings can even result in suicide (although they shouldnât). Perhaps this âreality checkâ can help:
Patent infringers are not criminals, they just might owe money.âThe wording that patent law uses doesnât help: we might associate âdamageâ with vandalism, âinfringementâ with intrusion, âunlicensedâ with illegal driving, and ârightâ with human rights, but in patent law these words are merely about who owes whom how much.âItâs not the same as copyright law.â
You donât have to spend sleepless nights checking every nook and cranny of your computer to see if youâve accidentally done 2+2=4 in a way youâre not supposed to.âTrue, a patent on this would say you âcanâtâ do it without permission, but this âcanâtâ is a civil âcanâtâ, backed up by a law that is basically about resolving disputes, which means you wonât even owe anything until they actually disputeâ*with you*, not with BigCorp Inc.âEven if BigCorp made a poor defense and lost, *you* still canât owe anything until they come after *you* (and the patent might be overturned before they get that far).âMeanwhile, youâre not obligated to take the initiative to check your maths for what they might want to know.âItâs not the same as tax law.â
If the worst comes to the worst and a court orders you to pay all the money in the world as a punishment for your 2+2, then bankruptcy is a legal provision you can take, and you can take it in good conscience as your debt was not brought about by any gross negligence on your part.â(Note the word âgrossââno human can be expected to have *absolute zero* negligence, as that would need absolute perfection.)âBankruptcy usually lets you keep certain minimal assets and then get on with your life; the rest of the debt is cancelled (although thereâs usually a transitory period during which your income is capped).âAs you can do that in good conscience, you wonât have to feel guilty about it afterwards, so you donât have to live in fear of such guilt now.â
If youâve written a program and given it to a friend, and youâve done your 2+2=4 in the âwrongâ way, that might increase the chances of the âpatent trollâ going after *them*, and this prospect might make you feel guilty of âsetting them upâ (even though theyâre probably infringing *anyway* if the patent is that trivial).âBut remember youâre not making your friend a criminal; at worst, youâre slightly increasing their risk of trouble.âYou might also have given them a common cold, or said something upsetting, or kept them talking for just long enough to make them miss a bus thatâs about to be blown up by terrorists (I know someone who had that experience in London 2005), or indeed given them a useful program whose benefits outweigh the risks.âSome risks are âlow enoughââas Musa points out in *Software Reliability Engineering*, most people are happy to use the road system and wouldnât think twice about encouraging others to use it when necessary despite the risk of crash.â
Apparently Switzerland (and maybe Germany) have criminal laws in effect as of 2011, but the infringement must be deliberate and non-trivial; criminal courts tend to have higher standards than civil courts.â
Reports in 2013 suggest some countries can prevent foreign citizens from returning home while a civil case (such as patent infringement) is in progress, and that anyone who doesnât like you can simply file a suit and use their âconnectionsâ to make it last as long as possible, preventing you from returning to your family for years even if the case is eventually decided in your favour.â(Iâm not sure what would happen if you *also* do something that results in your being ordered to leave that country, so that one court order tells you to stay while another tells you to leave.âI suppose it would then be a question of who has the greater authority.)âBut rest assured that in countries like these there are probably dozens of ways for people who donât like you to make trouble, and the fact that one of them involves patents is a minor detail thatâs hardly worth any additional worry over and above that of going there in itself.â
Then perhaps anyone could go to jail at random, but thatâs still no reason to *feel* guilty because overstepping an unknown or extremely unclear regulation can hardly be described as âtaking a stand againstâ law or justice.âGovernments might legislate the amount of diligence required; if all citizens must check through millions of patents before using *any* tool or technique then this would jeopardise practically everyoneâs survival (because it would effectively say âstand still and donât move even if life is in dangerâ), so it could sometimes be overridden by the Nuremberg trialsâ ruling that a countryâs laws should not be placed above âa higher natural law of justiceâ, although conscientious citizens would still follow it *to the extent possible under that âhigher lawâ*. This is a hypothetical situation if patent law is not criminal where you live and/or there is no legislation requiring excessive diligence.â
You could also say that âobey the lawâ is actually a shorthand for âdo as the authorities askâ, which means we donât have to obey any still-standing archery-practice law from 1515 because modern authorities would not ask for that.âIf for some bizarre reason they suddenly decide to throw you into jail on a technical point alone, that shouldnât make you a ârealâ criminal.â(The UKâs compulsory archery laws were repealed by the 1863 Statute Law Revision Act, but not everyone knows this.âThere might be other long-forgotten laws that *havenât* been repealed, so the distinction between âlawâ and âauthoritiesâ still stands: itâs not necessary for everyone to read, study and obey every law that has ever gone onto the books since antiquity.)â
If flaws in the system allow trivial patents to exist, then the chances are weâre *all* using those patents, so âpatent trollsâ can use civil law to litigate *anybody*, just as criminals can use physical law to assault anybody.âTherefore, feeling guilty about being open to trivial lawsuits might be likened to feeling guilty about being vulnerable to criminal attackâwhile reasonable precautions are sometimes advisable, itâs not a crime to fail to provide absolute protection, which is humanly unattainable.â
From time to time people have said to me about something Iâve done, âyou should have patented that ideaâ.âThey seem to think I could have made a lot of money (at the expense of large companies that wouldnât even notice) and I could have donated this to good causes, or lived on it while increasing my voluntary work, or something.â
Iâm sorry but I cannot recommend this method.âQuite apart from moral arguments (even if I *could* choose guaranteed morally-acceptable âtargetsâ for exploitation, might my patent have a âchilling effectâ on others?âWould disadvantaged people who *need* my work have to wait while I go through a lengthy application process? etc), itâs not even clear it would work as an investment.âIn 2017 figures:
Those figures suggest a rich investor could spend a million dollars registering 100 patents and have an 87% chance of *some* profitability (and even then itâs not clear theyâd get the full million back), but a lone inventor would be ill-advised to sink a large part of their personal savings into one patent with only 2% odds and a guaranteed 100% loss if nothing happens.â
Iâm surprised the popular misconception of âlone inventor files one patent and a fortune rolls inâ wasnât destroyed by the 2008 film *Flash of Genius*âI canât vouch for the accuracy or otherwise of its portrayal of Robert Kearns fighting for over a decade, destroying his family relationships in the process, before the big players would recognise his patent, but Iâd have thought viewers might at least come away with the idea that you *canât* expect riches just because you âhave a patentâ, at least not unless you can dedicate *years* of your life into chasing it upâand even then it might not work out.â
While Iâm not qualified to give investment advice, in general it seems patenting your idea is *probably not* the best use of your personal savings.âAnd you donât need a patent just to prove an idea was yoursâa provably-dated publication should be sufficient for that.â
A less common misconception is that something needs to be patented before anyone will dare to use it.âWhile biochemist Howard Schachman did write in 2006 that drug companies of the 1960s/70s were unwilling to manufacture public-domain products they couldnât protect, the situation with software is clearly differentâmany âunprotectedâ contributions have been *widely* used.
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