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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
Part Twenty-one of 15
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Few People noticed, but one of the Most Obvious Illuminati Presidents
Placed into power was Gerald Fnord. Thats Mind Control for you.
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Who knows the Story of Prometheus bringing fire to mankind and consequently
destroying mankind? The Fire Theft is a universal mythic theme, a trickster
animal, but the Hittites had Beaveus, who would teach little children, to
burn down their homes, when their parents left them unattended.
---Terry Rakoltus
Ancient Witch of the Cult of Greyface
and all-around Spoil sport.
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MOOIST CULT DOGMA, CATMA and MOUSEMA
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By the Esteemed Theologian Floyd Z Gecko
Who're you callin' a cult? Don't you recognize a bacon-and-tomato
mashed-waffle-salad-sandwich when you see one? Our rules are of the type
which is transitory yet permanent. By the Eternal Doctrine of the
Perpetual Reversability, we can retroactively institute a rule which has
been in effect as long as need be. EVEN SINCE BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF
TIME ITSELF!
Now that's a cult.
Besides, we have lots of rules. There's the Ten Commandments,
the Other Ten Commandments, the Ten Commandments We Forgot The Second
Time, the Twelve Commandments, the Fourteen (16) Commandments, the
One Commandment, the REAL One Commandment, and the Ten Commandments That
Someone Should Have Written Down When I Was Giving Dictation But Somehow
Managed To Lose In The Shuffle Somewhere On The Plane Trip To Buffalo.
Now that's what I call rules.
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Phylisophia Moysaica
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Unguentum Armarium, Weapon Salve---A salve that can heal wounds,
by being smeared on the weapon that dealt the blow. Here is the Recipe
for making it:
Two MacDonalds Medium Sized frys
1 large Coffee
1 Apple Pie
1 thing of fried Bugs assorted
a breaded mouse
1 thing of fried worms, seasoned to look like curly fries.
Serve to a man named Anderson,
collect his droppings after two days.
Throw them into a fast moving ceiling fan.
Put them into the training bra of a virgin,
Wear it under your clothes for 50 years.
during that time, stare into the sun, everyday without blinking.
Listen to pat boone, 24 hours a day.
After 50 years take it out, and hand it to the Purple Dinosaur to your
left, he will no what to do with it.
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Consider the Magic of the Magnet.
Action at a distance.
The magic of Radio and Electricity,
by the same standard......
Amazing, literally.
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