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The Wedding Ceremony

You tumble in, out of breath, just in time to hear the words "... if anyone objects to this union may they speak now or forever hold their peace."

You take a deep breath and you...

1. lose confidence for a minute, and before you know it the ceremony is over and the couple is kissing. You've lost.

2. yell "Don't do it! I love you!", and the love of your life looks straight at you and exclaims "Who the fuck are you?" Maybe this would have gone smoother if you'd actually, y'know, met before. You've lost.

3-4. have no time! The guards catch up to you and you have to fight them. But if you win your love will be so impressed by your courage and romantic conviction that they'll run to you.

5. hop up on a table at the back of the room, knocking over a pyramid of champagne glasses in the process, and loudly proclaim "I object!" Your love smiles and turns to their would be partner, and dumps them right there at the altar. You've won.

6. confidently walk down the aisle, slowly drawing everyone's attention. "I'll take it from here," you say, gently pushing your (very confused) rival aside, and sweeping in to kiss your love, who kisses you back passionately. You've won.