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Here it is:
We're the Most Enlightened guys
On the Good Ship Enterprise
We love Peace and Brotherhood
As you know we should
'Cause we're Enlightened
So Enlightened
Alien threats
Are just friends we haven't met yet
We're Enlightened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek.
Captian-man Jean-Luc Picard
Quotes from the Immortal Bard
Crusher she must think he's hurt
She's tearing off his shirt
But she's Enlightened
So Enlightened
His hairline has shrunk
But she still thinks he's a hunk
'Cause he's Enligdhtened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek
Counsellor Deanna Troi
Senses grief and senses joy
She senses some of Starfleet's Best
Lusting for her chest
But she's Enlightened
So Enlightened
A sensitive wench
She just doesn't have much common sense
Enlightened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek.
Riker's whiskers make up great
For what Picard lacks on his pate
A phyiscs principle is there
Conservation of hair
And he's Enlightened
So Enlightened
He's handsome and brave
And so what if he forgets to shave
Enlightened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek.
Android Data Meek and Mild
Longs to be a Human Child
When he plays poker with the crew
He cheats like humans do
But he's Enlightened
So Enlightened
Old Joan Baez songs
Are programmed on his positrons
Enlightened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek
Geordi's cybernetic Visor
Plugs in where most people's eyes are
This allows our engineer
To see through Troi's brassire
But he's Enlightened
So Enlightened
That thing on his head
Lets him see UV and infared
Enlighted
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek
We like to laugh behind Worf's back
'Cause he prefers the direct attack
Violence never wins the day
Still he tries anyway
He's not as Enlightened
Not Enlightened
We'll waive his infractions
We support Affirmative Action
We're Enlightened
So Enlightened
THe Next Generation of Trek
Wesley's going to catch some heck
If he's caught on the Holodeck
Ev'ry program that he saves
Is full of buxom babes
But they're Enlightened
So Enlightened
His teen fantasies
All have philosophical degrees
Enlightened
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek.
Guinam come from distant star
Tends the Enterprise's bar
She looks wise and slyly winks
And waters down the drinks
'Cause she's Enlightened
So Enlightened
It never would do
For the ship to have a drunken crew
Enlightened
(lit up, anyway)
So Enlightened
The Next Generation of Trek.