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Phone ranting
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cmccabe had a bit of a rant about his workplace forcibly replacing 
his Blackberry with an iPhone[1].  A lot of it struck a chord with me 
(despite not actually having used either of those devices) and part 
of me wanted to reply.  Another part of me doesn't like writing more 
than two sentences about phones because I feel like it gives them 
more attention and energy than the things deserve, but I guess the 
rant-happy part of me has won out today.  I'll keep it shortish, 
though.

(Haha, yeah, right)

I use a Samsung smartphone which is now pushing six years old, a 
hand-me-down from a family member.  Recently its battery started to 
reach end of life, with the final 30% or even 40% of its capacity 
likely to disappear in an instant it placed under any kind of 
significant load.  This is not the first time this has happened, and 
in the past I've just bought a new battery for it and kept on 
trucking.  But now the phone is also old enough that it is no longer 
officially supported by LineageOS.  I started to wonder if it was 
finally time to replace it.

Smartphone shopping in 2019 for any sensible human being is grim, 
bleak, post-apocalyptic stuff.  I have too much self respect to ever 
buy a phone without a user-replacable battery or one without a 3.5mm 
headphone jack.  Let's be reasonble, please.  This alright eliminates 
a good chunk of the market.  I also won't do anything as silly as run 
the vendor-supplied stock Android full of uninstallable bloatware and 
worse, and be forced to tie the phone to a Google account.  So it 
needs to have good LineageOS support.  Not "some guy in a forum 
reported it to work after an intricate and poorly-documented 
procedure" support, but rather "there is a manufacturer-approved 
unlocking procedure and a detailed install guide at ilneageos.org" 
support.  Call me a coward, but I'm not going to unbox something that 
cost me hundreds of credits and then immediately start doing things 
which will best-case void my warranty and worst-case brick the thing.

The whole undertaking seemed so futile that I started to seriously 
wonder, as I have before[2], about switching to a "feature phone".  I 
went as far as looking at display models in a store.  I picked up a 
Nokia 216 DS, pressed an actual, honest-to-God physical button with 
tacticle feedback and was immediately struck, lightning-like, with 
supreme insight:

This is how phone interfaces *should* be.

cmccabe is right to fear he will never recover his physical keyboard 
typing speed on a touch screen, because he won't.  Or, if he does, it 
will only be by standing still, craning his neck and using both hands 
at once.  In contrast, in the suppoedly "bad old days", it was 
nothing at all for me to compose an SMS at high speed and high 
accuracy with my hand and phone inside my jacket pocket to protect it 
from rain, with my head upright and eyes ahead so I could safely 
cross the street.  Touchscreens are a *massive* interface regression, 
but we've committed to them so hard in such a short time we can't, as 
a society, openly admit it without being embarrassed.

Playing with the Nokia also reminded me how fantastically transparent 
and discoverable purely menu-based software interfaces can be.  
Touchscreens, by giving every individual app developer a blank slate 
with regards to interface, also completely destroyed generations of 
convention, with the result that it's now often impossible to know 
how to use phone software.  You literally have to just experiment 
with random swipes until some part of the screen which gave no 
indication of being movable happens to move and uncover some 
previously invisible interface behind it.  I still occasionally 
discover useful things *by accident* in apps I have used for years.

The idea that a ticket back to the not-that-distant world where 
phones were actually usable cost only 35EUR was hugely enticing.  I 
decided to get one, only to be foiled by the fact that, despite 
having it on display, the store didn't actually have them physically 
in stock.  I was told that ordering it online myself would be less 
hassle than trying to get the store to order one in for me.  For 
various logistical reasons which are far too boring to go into, I 
ended up not doing this, and when I later found out that a 
co-worker's partner worked in a battery store I ended up getting a 
cheap replacement battery for my old Samsung sent right to my door.  
So, it will live for a few years more.  Who knows how awful the smart 
phone market will be when this time rolls around again.  Who knows 
how feasible it will be to live without one in 2021?  Already in many 
parts of the world it means accepting e.g. substantially increased 
prices for public transport.

I don't expect it to ever become widely acknowledged that touch 
screens are a technological backward step, but I am surprised to see 
that it is apparently becoming popular for hard-core smartphone users 
to buy little adhesive thingies that look kind of like doorknobs to 
attach to the back of their phone.  This makes them much easier to 
securely hold with one hand.  I am glad that we can at least 
apparently now publically admit, after over a decade, that 
smartphones are *ergonomically* shit on top of all their other 
failings.

[1] gopher://zaibatsu.circumlunar.space:70/0/~cmccabe/11-producer-to-consumer.txt
[2] gopher://zaibatsu.circumlunar.space:70/0/~solderpunk/phlog/dumbphone-dilemma.txt