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On drowning slugs in beer:
A wonderful beast is the slug, Its yellow banana like lugs, Dangle in the wind, As they swirl and they swim’d, In a pint of Guiness: Glug Glug!
Muse of a Banana Slug
Banana slugs love to contrive To sing; makes them feel alive. But to write poetry, Makes them feel dirty, And in their slime they squirm and they writhe!
Hair dye for slugs
There was a young slug name of Jim, Whose hair grew quite lank grey and grim, He tried different dies, To accentuate his eyes And to make his slug body look slim!