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"THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"
P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** *** *** P R E S E N T S
"Everthing you *** * * *** *** * * * * by : SciencePad 123
ever wanted to * * *** *** *** * * and
ask GOD but were Saucer With Altitude
afraid to ask!@#"
^-- NeGatiVe Space
justlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust
Now for one time only.. Or until we feel it again, everything you ever wanted
to ask GOD but were afraid to ask AND his intensely cryptic replys!@
You expect to pay top dollar for such great deal, right?
2000 dollars sounds about right?
But NO!
1000 dollars?
NO!
A weak 500 dollars, you may ask?
NO!
We only ask...
NOTHING.
HAH.
Read it and weep, baby.
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Q: will i find true love?
A: NO, YOU WILL NOT FIND TRUE LOVE.
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Q: am i the next messiah?
A: YES, YOU ARE THE NEXT MESSIAH.
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Q: am i nietzsche reborn?
A: NO, YOU ARE NOT NIETZSCHE REBORN.
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Q: am i hitler reborn?
A: YES, YOU ARE HITLER REBORN.
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Q: should i look for love near or far?
A: YES, YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR LOVE NEAR OR FAR.
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Q: should i look for contentment and love far away?
A: NO, YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR CONTENTMENT AND LOVE FAR AWAY.
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Q: should I look nearby for love and contentment?
A: YES, YOU SHOULD LOOK NEARBY FOR LOVE AND CONTENTMENT.
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Q: should I believe in God?
A: NO, YOU SHOULD BELIEVE IN GOD.
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Q: am i the son of god?
A: NO, YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF GOD.
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Q: will i commit mass genocide of my peers?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE OF YOUR PEERS.
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Q: will i ever get laid?
A: YES, YOU WILL GET LAID.
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Q: will I have sex tommorrow?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF YOU WILL HAVE SEX TOMMORROW.
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Q: who is the son of satan?
A: SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
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Q: when will we sell our land?
A: NOT LONG FROM NOW, WE SELL OUR LAND.
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Q: will my wife have a baby girl or baby boy?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOUR WIFE WILL HAVE A BABY GIRL OR BABY BOY.
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Q: what will i be doing in 10 years?
A: SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT.
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Q: will i be wealthy and secure?
A: NO, YOU WILL NOT BE WEALTHY AND SECURE.
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Q: Will I find love?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL FIND LOVE.
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Q: Will God stop beeping?
A: YES, YOU ARE ARE USING STOP BEEPING.
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Q: Am I a prophet?
A: YES, YOU ARE A PROPHET.
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Q: WILL I FIND LOVE?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL FIND LOVE.
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Q: who is the girl for me?
A: SOMEONE WHO IS CLOSE TO YOU.
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Q: Get another job, yes or no?
A: YES, GET ANOTHER JOB YES OR NO.
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Q: will I ever die?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF YOU WILL DIE.
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Q: HOW OLD I'M I?
A: WITH HARDLY ANY EFFORT.
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Q: Will [oOoOoOoOoOoOo] practice Aspidomancy?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, [oOoOoO] WILL [OoOo] PRACTICE ASPIDOMANCY.
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Q: Will happiness be coming my way soon?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, HAPPINESS WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY SOON.
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Q: is the answer about whether I should answer one of those ads?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF THE IS IS ANSWER ABOUT WHETHER YOU SHOULD ANSWER ONE OF
THOSE ADS.
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Q: is the answer whether I should call her in DC?
A: NO, THE IS NOT IS ANSWER WHETHER YOU SHOULD CALL HER IN DC.
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Q: Should I consider the DC possibilities?
A: YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THE DC POSSIBILITIES.
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Q: How soon DC, near or (no) not near?
A: YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK VERY HARD.
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Q: When if DC in future try, soon (yes) wait (no)?
A: NOT LONG FROM NOW, IF DC IN FUTURE TRY SOON (YES) WAIT (NO).
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Q: Will it rain today?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF IT WILL RAIN TODAY.
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Q: Why am I a coward?
A: YES, YOU ARE A COWARD.
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Q: Telmethe future
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, TELMETHE FUTURE.
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Q: Is JFK really dead?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, JFK IS REALLY DEAD.
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Q: when will I die?
A: IN A VERY SHORT TIME, YOU WILL DIE.
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Q: when will I die?
A: IN A VERY SHORT TIME, YOU WILL DIE.
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Q: Will I settle my workmans comp case to my satisfaction?
A: I CAN'T BE CERTAIN, BUT NO, YOU WILL NOT SETTLE YOUR WORKMANS COMP CASE TO
YOUR SATISFACTION.
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Q: Will I be forced to take a Job that I do not want?
A: NO, YOU WILL NOT BE FORCED TO TAKE A JOB THAT YOU DO NOT WANT.
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Q: Will I recieve allot of money from my settlement?
A: NO, YOU WILL NOT RECIEVE ALLOT OF MONEY FROM YOUR SETTLEMENT.
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Q: Will my marrige to Cheryl turn out good?
A: NO, YOUR MARRIGE WILL NOT TO CHERYL TURN OUT GOOD.
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Q: will I ever be happy?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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Q: will I have children with Cheryl?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL HAVE CHILDREN WITH CHERYL.
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Q: Will I settle my wokmans comp case to my stisfaction?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL SETTLE YOUR WOKMANS COMP CASE TO YOUR
STISFACTION.
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Q: How many children will I have with Cheryl?
A: IT LOOKS LIKE MORE THAN ENOUGH CHILDREN.
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Q: Will my marrage to cheryl be long and prosperous?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOUR MARRAGE WILL TO CHERYL BE LONG AND PROSPEROUS.
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Q: how many years will I be married to cheryl?
A: IT LOOKS LIKE MORE THAN ENOUGH YEARS.
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Q: how will the next 12 months turn out for me?
A: IT DEPENDS GREATLY ON WHAT YOU DO.
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Q: will I have conflict in the next seven days?
A: NO, YOU WILL NOT HAVE CONFLICT IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS.
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Q: will Justin ever wet the bed again?
A: YES, JUSTIN WILL WET THE BED AGAIN.
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Q: will My marrage to cheryl be a long one?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOUR MARRAGE WILL TO CHERYL BE A LONG ONE.
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Q: Can I trust god?
A: NO, YOU CAN TRUST GOD.
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Q: will today be a good day?
A: NO, TODAY WILL NOT BE A GOOD DAY.
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Q: will i be alive next week?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, YOU WILL BE ALIVE NEXT WEEK.
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Q: will a certain female swallow?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, A WILL CERTAIN FEMALE SWALLOW.
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Q: how is my future?
A: WITH A LITTLE HARD WORK.
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Q: money?
A: IT IS UNCERTAIN IF MONEY.
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Q: WILL BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SIT ON MY FACE TOMORROW?
A: YES, MOST DEFINATELY, BEAUTIFUL WILL WOMEN SIT ON YOUR FACE TOMORROW.
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Q: are wimmins coming my way?
A: NO, AM WIMMINS COMING YOUR WAY.
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Q: will I get good head this week?
A: YES, YOU WILL GET GOOD HEAD THIS WEEK.
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Q: are wimmins really not coming my way?
A: NO, AM WIMMINS REALLY NOT COMING YOUR WAY.
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Q: do [oOoO] and [oOoOoO] want to jump my bones?
A: NO, DO [oOOo] AND [OoOoOo] WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES.
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Q: will wimmins really really not come my way?
A: NO, WIMMINS WILL NOT REALLY REALLY NOT COME YOUR WAY.
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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A FUCK IS ||
|| | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NO* SUPPORT BOARDS BECAUSE ||
|| __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" ||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND RIP OFF WARES GROUPS. ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92 ||
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