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"EYEREALLYHATECHE-ZBANDZWHOHAVENONSENSELYRICSANDTHREECHORDRIFFS"
P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** * *** P R E S E N T S
LyRiCs tO TeChnOraTz *** * * *** *** *** * * by : Crome
New AlBuM!#@# * * *** *** *** * *** Junkie
justlikeNirvanajustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust
As a shameless plug for that killah band o' mine, TeChNoRaTz (I play the
bass), I decided to type up some of the lyrics from our new album, "Eddie
Munster is Dead". I don't give a flying fuck if you like them or not, so
here we'se go!@#
Calligraphitti
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Guns are bad, they make me sad
So I took one down and killed my dad
Rotten-moldy-maggot-flesh
Have a dose of my icy cold death
Chorus:
Spaztic love
Vengeful hate
Don't have a date
So I masturbate
Your burning eyes
They make me mad
Oh look you're dead
I'm so glad
Verse DuE:
Yer cancer, it rots my brain
But that's ok, I like the pain
Garble-tumor-heroin-shed
Oh please calligraphy my head
Chorus...
Chao-spaztic-tron
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Liver lips
Bloody limb
Bash-o-slut-face
Techni-grin
Diabetic
Candy whore
Fuck-o-matic
Pisser-floor
Lying cheating
Ground-up bone
Masturbate
The stepping stone
Lover hater
Circumcise
Ejaculate
Your burning flies
Chorus:
I hate you
Die
I love you
Die
I kill you
Die
I make you
Why
Verse...
Chorus...
Bridge:
If you could see yourself in the mirror
It'd probably blow your mind
Cause you're so fuckin' tumorous
And only have one eye
Cunt.
Eddie Munster is Dead
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Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
Eddie Munster is dead
And I'm the one who killed
That stupid fuck faced gimp.
There's a few songs for you all... our album should be out sometime, uh
soon. Some other songs are:
Prixelgabbiecleptobag
Do Wha?
Narcotic Depression
Fuck Me Hard
!@#$
Look for it at record stores that sell indies if you really care and want
something to listen to while you masturbate...
Fuck-o everyone... non-thanks for listening, this is Crome Junkie saying,
"Put a bullet in your neighbor's cranium today!@#"
Goo-nigh.
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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A PUCK IS ||
|| | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NO* SUPPORT STORES BECAUSE ||
|| __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 wHq!@#"||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND RIP OFF STAR CLUSTERS. ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTS -yFi '65 ||
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IF YOU HATED THESE SONGS, PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF
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"The mother just got a lot hotter@"
"The universe is this orange you see..."
"This is not hypershit^"
Copyright nonsense for Big BroThEr by your steeenking muther.
-EoF