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--(y0lk)---------------------------------------------------------------------

y0lk #118: "a tribute to file_id.diz" by the y0lk staff.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------



        hello.  kreid here.  in the first 100 issues of y0lk, we showcased

some really neat stuffs in a little file attached to every issue called

FILE_ID.DIZ ... now that file is no longer included in y0lk, so i thought i'd

make up a little compilation of all our file_id.diz filez for you to look at.

enjoy!





--(y0lk #1)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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% yolk.  the other white %

%%%% meat. [issue #1] %%%%

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--(y0lk #2)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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y0lk #2: several k-rad elite

haxors sitting around a campfire

and grooving.  (stain)



--(y0lk #3)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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     y0lk #3     `$

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$  interplanetary   $

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$. wars.    -stain ,$

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--(y0lk #4)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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    \___/  y0lk #four  |___\

a young man, an infant,:a yak

all living in sin...   .



--(y0lk #5)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #6)--------------------------------------------------------------------



 __ __ _____ __  _ ___  _

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=<______)==================

 issue number six by hooch

===========================



--(y0lk #7)--------------------------------------------------------------------



  ___________________________

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 /  /   /  /  /  /  /     / /

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\______\_____\_____\__\____\

y0lk number #seven: hail santa



--(y0lk #8)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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y0lk number eight!? another bad ascii!?

=======================================



--(y0lk #9)--------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #10)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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  issue #ten: t-shirts and toe jam



--(y0lk #11)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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<=========================>

 - y0lk issue number #11 -

<=========================>

..ironic fact about y0lk:..

.y0lk - choke - they rhyme.

.y0lk comes from a chicken.

..you figure out the rest..

another pathetic diz by h0!

<=========================>



--(y0lk #12)-------------------------------------------------------------------



xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx

|  | |    |  | |/  |

|_   | oo |  |     |

|    |    |  | |\  |

xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx

y0lk issue number 12

has SHOWGIRLS review

.LEECH THIS NOW AND.

RECIEVE NUDY PICS OF

ELIZABETH BERKELEY!!

xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx



--(y0lk #13)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--`Oo O oO'--

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-look, hooch-

-can't draw!-

-y0lknum13!@-

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--(y0lk #14)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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!$.y0lk.numbah.fourteen.!$

$!..first.50.to.dl.get..$!

14..leech.on.my.anus!...14



--(y0lk #15)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #16)-------------------------------------------------------------------













































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--(y0lk #17)-------------------------------------------------------------------



YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME

 y0lk number seventeen!

YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME

 creed drew naked women

in ascii format! dl now!

YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME



--(y0lk #18)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #19)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #22)-------------------------------------------------------------------



-------------------------------

this is y0lk issue #22.  if you

like to read y0lk, download it.

-------------------------------



--(y0lk #23)-------------------------------------------------------------------



    d�l�-n�o�w

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--(y0lk #24)-------------------------------------------------------------------



(y0lk#24) group masturbation by, belial



--(y0lk #25)-------------------------------------------------------------------



.---- y0lk numba 25 -----.

| ethereal experiences   |

|         -for-          |

| perverted pyromaniacs  |

`------- by creed -------'



--(y0lk #26)-------------------------------------------------------------------



LARRY, CURLY, MOE, AND SHEMP ALWAYS READ

meaningless � � ��� �  � � filler meanin

gless fille ��� ��� �  ��� r meaningless

filler meani �   �  �� � � ngless filler

SO WHY DON'T YOU? --- y0lk #26 by phorce



--(y0lk #27)-------------------------------------------------------------------



            -: y0lk 27 :-

-: 'brief mental pause' by, belial :-



--(y0lk #28)-------------------------------------------------------------------



-: y0lk issue number 28

-: 'the army day camp' by, belial



--(y0lk #29)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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 "the geek theory, hickies, and another long day"

                    by creed

                 diz a la gasp!



--(y0lk #30)-------------------------------------------------------------------



 -y0lk number thirty!@-

    [  y  0  l  k  ]

-hooch is back for more-

    [  y  0  l  k  ]

 -y0lk number thirty!@-



--(y0lk #31)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #32)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #33)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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% y0lk number 33 %

------------------



--(y0lk #34)-------------------------------------------------------------------



fuck you --- (y0lk 34)

all you #ZiNeS laymurs

download this now.. h0



--(y0lk #35)-------------------------------------------------------------------



dick says:

             my social security #

  ,;;,    /  is 567-68-0515.

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  : + \   -  i am not a crook.

   \_gg|

   /|_|\  \  read y0lk.

  `-\_/-'

    | |

    |_|



--(y0lk #36)-------------------------------------------------------------------



.--(y0lk)----------------------.

| y0lk #36: the little cultist |

|           that couldn't      |

`-(y0lk)-----------------------'



--(y0lk #37)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #38)-------------------------------------------------------------------



        THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

+--------------------------------------+

|  :::::::   look at me. LOOK AT ME,   |

| -[#]-[#]-  DAMMIT! this is what      |

|     s    / happened to me.  i got    |

|    sgdf    my facial features turned |

|            to ascii.  don't let this |

|            happen to you.  read y0lk.|

+y0lk#38-------------------------phorce+



--(y0lk #39)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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$Y" y0lk number 39 "Y$

$"  -creed is god-  "$

$b.    -part 1-    .d$

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--(y0lk #40)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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$      y0lk #40        $

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--(y0lk #41)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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$"   deap people,   "$

$.  nasty thoughts, .$

$b. & colored glue .d$

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--(y0lk #42)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #43)-------------------------------------------------------------------



i""""i

d oO b

( _^ ) - abandon thy gods!

 \  /

 `--'



--(y0lk #44)-------------------------------------------------------------------



y0lk #44: a tribute to mogel



--(y0lk #45)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #46)-------------------------------------------------------------------



yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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44444444444444444444444444444

66666666666666666666666666666



--(y0lk #47)-------------------------------------------------------------------



666



--(y0lk #48)-------------------------------------------------------------------



y0lk's gotz da warez in da

nine-six, comin' straight

atcha one mo' time for %%%

some o' dat phat zine %%%%

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyat



--(y0lk #49)-------------------------------------------------------------------



 ,----.

d  o o

|   (_)   meteor shit.

(  --  )

 `----'



--(y0lk #50)-------------------------------------------------------------------



y0lk biddy-boom-bop-de-dop issue #50

best-so far k-elite extravaganza. iz

like 1000 lines.  dig it.  y 0 l k .



--(y0lk #51)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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THE BEEF PLAGUE HAS COME

TO KILL US ALL.  BEWARE.

--  THIS IS THE END.  --



--(y0lk #52)-------------------------------------------------------------------



THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.

DEATH BY MOLDY ENGLISH BEEF.



--(y0lk #53)-------------------------------------------------------------------



if you're happy and you know it,

read a y0lk.



--(y0lk #54)-------------------------------------------------------------------



lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0l

ky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lk

y+---------------------------------+y

0| y0lk #54: the schoolhouse r0x!# |0

l+-----------+      (by phorce)    |l

ky0lky0lky0lk+---------------------+k

y0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky

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--(y0lk #55)-------------------------------------------------------------------



  ,-----.

  |     |

 _|_____|_    DOWNLOAD THIS

 / *   * \      OR FROSTY

(    ^    )     GETS IT!!

 \  (_)  /

  `-----'



kids! don't let frosty die!

download y0lk today!



--(y0lk #56)-------------------------------------------------------------------



y0lk #56!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by juke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



--(y0lk #57)-------------------------------------------------------------------



   - y0lk #57 -

- "my inner taco" -

  - by handle! -



--(y0lk #58)-------------------------------------------------------------------



gg gg .gsg. gg    gg gg

"Ts$ $ $ $    $gT"

gg $ $ $ $ gg $`b.

"TsT" "TsT" "TsT" $ $



"my place or yours"

by mercuri



creed can't draw k's.



--(y0lk #59)-------------------------------------------------------------------



_/\/\_ ____   _________  ____

\ xX //%  /__/% . /% /__/% /___

/_/\_\\  /  /____/  /  /    __/

__|________/#60!/_____/__/\__\

| gANJA INVADES y0lk!@! - lF |

`""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'



--(y0lk #61)-------------------------------------------------------------------



uhm, insane wrote this y0lk.

it's a good y0lk.  it's about

the chicken.  beware.  i guess.



--(y0lk #62)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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100% pure mogel-approved soup.



--(y0lk #63)-------------------------------------------------------------------



boing boing.

this is y0lk #63.

get it.



--(y0lk #64)-------------------------------------------------------------------



avant-garde diz art



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if you don't

understand this,

you're just a

feeble-minded

burgeoise twit.



--(y0lk #65)-------------------------------------------------------------------



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--(y0lk #66)-------------------------------------------------------------------



you know what number rules?



           137.



   that just rules, man.



--(y0lk #67)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+---------------------------------+--------+

| don't let this happen to you... |        |

+---------------------------------+        |

|  @#^!#$%^!@                              |

|  | (o)(o) |                              |

|   \  ()  / <-- man reading y0lk          |

|    |____|                                |

|     \__/  \                              |

|      ||   "shit.  my eyebrows fell off." |

|                                          |

|   ~~     ~~                              |

|    \    /                                |

|   man's eyebrows  +----------------------+

|                   | ...read y0lk safely. |

+-------------------+----------------------+



--(y0lk #68)-------------------------------------------------------------------



::::::::::::

::y0lk:#68::

:::::/\:::::

::::/  \::::

:::/    \:::

::/_    _\::

::::|  |::::

::::|__|::::

:click here:

:for w4r3z.:

::::::::::::



--(y0lk #69)-------------------------------------------------------------------



   ...just when you thought it was safe          |

        to express your inner-midget...          |

                         _            ___________|_

                        <  \         /_ what smells \

      _                 |    \          \ like fish?!|

  ~~ <  \        ______/      |_________  \_________/

~~   \   \____/  y  y  000  ll    k     \__     |

 ~~    \           yy  00  0 ll    k k    o \_   �

        |   ____   y    000  llll  kk k  ___ _>

  ~~   /  _/     \_____________\ \__\_\____/

~~   <__/                      \/

                ------>>#69<<------

                       ^^^^^

              "hehehheh...69! w00o!@"



--(y0lk #70)-------------------------------------------------------------------



when the moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie, don't

shoot.  it's probably just

that stupid y0lk again.



--(y0lk #71)-------------------------------------------------------------------



so like, this moose walks into

a bar, right?  and the moose is

just standing there, the

bartender looks at him kinda

funny and asks him how old he

is.  the moose gets real

wide-eyed for a minute, then

screams "y0lk!@#" and kicks

the bartender in the balls.



--(y0lk #72)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+----------------------------------------------+

| listen to what everyone's saying about #72!@ |

+----------------------------------------------+

|    "stop asking me for quotes please!"       |

|                     --                       |

|  "i was looking at dead cheese's stick of    |

|  deoderant, and it has all these beads of    |

|            sweat all over it."               |

|                     --                       |

|              "i phear mogel"                 |

|                     --                       |

|       "..all that and a bag of chips"        |

+----------------------------------------------+



--(y0lk #73)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+----------------------------+

| thus is the order of life: |

|                            |

|  "god" - *   key:          |

|          |                 |

|   dogs - |    /\   - good  |

|          |  /____\         |

| humans - |    ||           |

|          |  __||__         |

|   cats - |  \    / - bad   |

| others - |    \/           |

+----------------------------+



--(y0lk #74)-------------------------------------------------------------------



   .. ..

  |  |  |

i  \   /     you as

i    \    my own mother.



          radical.



--(y0lk #75)-------------------------------------------------------------------



y0lk #75, by jamesy.



YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, I SAID JAMESY.



--(y0lk #76)-------------------------------------------------------------------



THE NIGHT OF Y0LK AN-AR-QUI

------CONTINUES------------



WITH....





M U R M U R

















PHEAR.



--(y0lk #77)-------------------------------------------------------------------



one eared bunny?  huh?



--(y0lk #78)-------------------------------------------------------------------



dat wh0re!  eye'll kill hur!



--(y0lk #79)-------------------------------------------------------------------



after 79 issues,

wouldn't you be tired

of making dizzes too?



--(y0lk #80)-------------------------------------------------------------------



hey, this one's by shadow tao!

woo!



--(y0lk #81)-------------------------------------------------------------------



#RUWEJKF[ o0



        11

         42

          eq

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a     15       g ag

      5

     dsf

        a

fuck you



--(y0lk #82)-------------------------------------------------------------------



w0o.  taraxis.



--(y0lk #83)-------------------------------------------------------------------



AAAAAAH!@#!@#

MOGEL WROTE FOR Y0LK!#@

I'M IN HEAVEN!@#!@#



--(y0lk #84)-------------------------------------------------------------------



moo

i bet mirrorhead's a really

cool guy.



--(y0lk #85)-------------------------------------------------------------------



  i'm contributing to a y0lk writing!

i actually packaged this! spoons rule!@

             - hooch



--(y0lk #86)-------------------------------------------------------------------



the life of a demented sysop.

an epic struggle between women

and the men that love/bathe them.



--(y0lk #87)-------------------------------------------------------------------



bored.



--(y0lk #88)-------------------------------------------------------------------



there once was a girl from Madrass

she had such a wonderfull ass

then she read y0lk,

ate some bon-bons,

now she looks like shit



--(y0lk #89)-------------------------------------------------------------------



 ________________________________

| bighurt returns to y0lk.       |

|                                |

|                                |

|                !#!#%#!%!##!@   |

|                |  bighurt  |   |

|  i'm back,     | -[o][o]-  |   |

|   guys!#   --  |    //     |   |

|              / |     o     |   |

|            /   |___________|   |

|     guys?!         |   |       |

|________________________________|



--(y0lk #90)-------------------------------------------------------------------



.sphrog..ooo..r0x0rs.

------ OOOOOOO ------

the discovery channel.

..explore your world..



--(y0lk #91)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+---------------------------------+

| y0lk #91: fruitopia caps!@#$    |

|   -- by bighurt                 |

|                   !#!#%#!%!##!@ |

|    fruitopia      |  bighurt  | |

|       cap         | -[o][o]-  | |

|       /           |    //     | |

|      O            |     o     | |

|                /  |___________| |

|       OOOOOH#!@%      |   |     |

+---------------------------------+



--(y0lk #92)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+--------------------------------------+

|      !@#%                            |

|      | oO   d0odz.  i wrote a y0lk.  |

|      G  > / phear me.                |

|      | O                             |

|   ___|_|___                          |

|  |  mogel  |    y0lk #92!##!#!#!     |

|  |_|     |_|                         |

|    |_____|                           |

+--------------------------------------+



--(y0lk #93)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+------------------------------------------+

| y0lk #93: a joltcola y0lk                |

+------------------------------------------+

|     xx                                   |

|     ||     look.  i am but a simple      |

|    /  \    bottle, yet i wrote for       |

|   |::::|   y0lk.  are you not            |

|   |jolt| / impressed?  you should be.    |

|   |cola|   which is why you should       |

|   |::::|   vote for me for new jersey    |

|   |____|   governor.  line c, column 3.  |

|                                          |

+------------------------------------------+



--(y0lk #94)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+------------------------------------+

| y0lk #94: spinsane's story         |

+------------------------------------+

|   ::::::                           |

|   |x  x|    you can go blind from  |

|   |  b |    jacking off too much.  |

|   | ___|  / believe me.  it's all  |

|    \ U/     chronicled in y0lk     |

|   __||__    #94: my story.  (well, |

|  | spin |   it's not, but you can  |

|  ||sane||   infer it..)            |

|   |____|                           |

+------------------------------------+



--(y0lk #95)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+---------------------------+

|y0lk   y0lk             #95|

|      number               |

|   ninety-five:            |

|   spacephrog pours out his|

|    inner soul and being   |

|       into this           |

|        issue              |

|          !@               |

|by        #!         sphrog|

+---------------------------+



--(y0lk #96)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+----------------------+

| y0lk #96 - spinsane  |

+----------------------+

| spinsane is my hero. |

+----------------------+

| ######  really#?!?#! |

| | o o| /             |

| g  b |               |

|  \ O/                |

|   ||                 |

+----------------------+

|    nope.  i lied.    |

+----------------------+

| ######  oh.  darn.   |

| | o o| /             |

| g  b |               |

|  \ O/                |

|   ||                 |

+----------------------+



--(y0lk #97)-------------------------------------------------------------------



 _______________

|y0lk #97:      |

|"stinky cheese |

|and the seven  |

|messy petes"   |

|by joltcola    |

|_______________|



--(y0lk #98)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+---------------------------+

|         y0lk #98:         |

+---------------------------+

|  !##!#!    what i've seen |

|  -(Oo)-    of y0lk really |

|  | db |  / sucks.         |

|   \ o/                    |

|    ||      (kojak)        |

+---------------------------+



--(y0lk #99)-------------------------------------------------------------------



+----------------------------------------------------+

|  y0lk #99: the badness steps out and takes a solo  |

+----------------------------------------------------+

|        look!  it's the                             |

|        elephant man!@            ___         ___   |

|  @!@@ /                         / __\!@@!@!#/__ \  |

|  | 0o     (elephant noise) --  | |__>| O O |<__| | |

|  |  s                           \___/| | | |\___/  |

|  | o -- it's trying to              __\| |/        |

|   ||    say something!@        /   |_____|         |

|                               /                    |

|              read ... read ...                     |

|  @!@@                            ___         ___   |

|  | 0o     read what, mr.        / __\!@@!@!#/__ \  |

|  |  s     elephant?  kafka?    | |__>| O O |<__| | |

|  | o   -- irving?  pinkwater?   \___/| | | |\___/  |

|   ||      shakespeare?              __\| |/        |

|                                 /  |_____|         |

|   read y0lk!  why-zero-ell-kay!@                   |

+----------------------------------------------------+

| it's y0lk #99!@  all the old good stuff and more!@ |

+----------------------------------------------------+



--(y0lk #100)------------------------------------------------------------------



+----------------------------------------------------+

| y0lk #100: the beginning of the end  (mogel/eerie) |

+----------------------------------------------------+

| xxxxx ----  it's mogel!@  woah!@##           !@@@# |

| |o.o|                                        |o o| |

|  \O/  \     hello, creed.  may i ask ------- | d | |

|  \|/    \       you a question?               \-/  |

|           \                                        |

|     whatever, man.  you're an  e'zine god!@@!##    |

|                                                    |

| xxxxx   creed, could i take over y0lk #100,  !@@@# |

| |o.o|   not accept any of the y0lk writers'  |o o| |

|  \-/    submissions, and basically make fun  | d | |

|  \|/    of you, y0lk, and the y0lk writers -- \-/  |

|           through a tired e'zine cliche?           |

|                                                    |

| xxxxx --- well... what tired cliche?               |

| |o.o|                                        !@@@# |

|  \O/  i was thinking maybe a hoe #90 parody. |o o| |

|  \|/ \                                     \ | d | |

|        okay, man!@@  you got the job!@        \-/  |

+----------------------------------------------------+