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y0lk #33: sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan.
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well, maybe you liked it, maybe you didn't. it's just a header. you
shouldn't be downloading y0lk just for the neat asciis. well... then again,
maybe you should. there's not much to depend on in the writing.
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well, here i am again. it's creed. it's been a long day. i spent
most of it on the computer, as i do on every sunday. i just got y0lk #32 from
bedlam, it was very good. and i packaged it and everything, just now, but
erebus is busy... so i can't get it to hooch right away.
so here i am, writing a y0lk for lack of anything better to do. sorry.
here's something monumental for y0lk: we were mentioned somewhere! yes, i just
finished reading chemical chocolate #2, which was surprisingly good-- in a tiny
little section, juke said this:
"since that guy at y0lk does this every issue, i thought i'd share my day with
y'all."
well i'm excited. y0lk actually has an impact on the zine scene, i
guess. maybe someday i'll be known as "creed" instead of "that guy at y0lk."
w0o!
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just about every avid y0lk fan i know has come to me and somehow
mentioned the first few issues of y0lk, in an extremely derogatory manner. i
just thought i'd comment on this.
thank you! i mean... i know they suck, i've read them myself, and they
are just IMPOSSIBLE to read. they REEK. but saying "hey creed, the first few
issues of y0lk really suck!" implies, somewhat, that recent issues of y0lk have
NOT sucked. hip hop hooray. so if you happen to notice yourself how much the
first few issues sucked, please let me know.
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well, here's where i stop running over current events and let you
perverts have a peek into my social life. and here it is.
i think i'm seriously going out of my mind. i wander around the halls
at school, approaching people and saying one of these three things:
"hail satan!"
"i love you."
"i'm gay."
...and i don't know why. just, impulses. they hit me and make me say
things. i WANT to be hated. and to add to this, i've been approaching other
men... and kissing them. i'm out of my fucking mind.
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i know it isn't. i dunno... i know y0lk is supposed to be a humor
zine... but i'd like my issues to be a bit different. like, i used to watch
sitcoms a lot, like when i was 10 years old... and i didn't laugh at any of the
jokes, but i loved them. i knew the morals were cheesy, and they, essentially,
sucked... but i loved them. something about it. maybe just hearing stories,
pointless as they may be.
i'm not a very funny person. i know i make people laugh... most of my
friends attribute me as "the funny guy" and like me just because i'm funny...
but i actually have zero sense of humor. i don't laugh at anything. i guess
i'm just sharp on knowing exactly what makes people chuckle. heh, i dunno. i
just don't translate that into my writing.
SATAN.
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