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21-3-97
9:00 AM
why another zine?
I shall present my reasonings behind another zine in the form of a
dialog, between you, the idiot, and me:
I: Why another hate-filled zine?
M: Because maybe, possibly, someone out there with the slightest bit of
intelligence, unlike yourself, might relate. Or it might be just be
some more self-administration of therapy, which is cheaper and much
more interesting than the commonalities of sex and drugs.
I: Who are you?
M: I'm a full time college student at the high schoool with ashtrays known
as College Of The Sequoias. I wear blue Levi's 501s, black steel-toed
workboots, black teeshirts with various Anarchist Sayings(tm) on them,
and a green and blue flannel. I look like a reject from a Mudhoney video.
I don't stick out. 6'1", really thin, I blend in well with you mindless
fucks, which is good, because that's all the less I must interact with
blatant ignorance.
I: Who killed the King of Rock N Roll? Tell me, I just got to know.
M: "Not I," said little Lisa Marie. "I loved him, and he loved me. He was
my dad, legitmately. He named his airplane after me. When I get all of
his money, I'll give it to $cientology.
End of interview. Time for French II class.
brian j. pardy
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WTF
high-intensity hypermodern psychobabble
http://www.psnw.com/~posterkid/wtf/