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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:059
                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:06\17\96
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                   / _ /    THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:   \ _ \                
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                  | |             Street Meats             | |
                  | |          Written By: Mulder          | |               
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** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***

	
** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***

	
** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***

	
** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***

	
** get fucked. **************************************************************

	
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          Monday: Curb Side Kitty
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