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                 Sloths over Ethiopia #0015 $ November 8, 1996
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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         Sloths over Ethiopia Spreads Misery Across The Nation:  Part 2

  Without meaning to cause such a furor, Sloths over Ethiopia mass-mailed over
  500 individuals the initial issue of SoE (the famous Armour Potted Meat Food
  Product issue.)  What resulted was a flurry of bitter individuals, demanding
  explanations and removals from mailing lists, often carelessly responding to
  the entire initial recipient list.  We then include below Part 2 of the best
  of the "hate mail" that was sent to SoE, with editor comments in [brackets].

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  From medmisto@osf1.gmu.edu Thu Nov  7 23:10:16 1996

  yes i would like to know what this thing is to!  someone please tell me
  and take me off of this stupid thing!!!!!!!!!

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  From atomala@midway.uchicago.edu Thu Nov  7 23:10:20 1996

  Who is the person sending these damned things?  I don't want them

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  From tgraves@paul.spu.edu Thu Nov  7 23:10:27 1996

  TAKE ME OFF OF THIS E-MAILING LIST!

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  From cquann@erols.com Thu Nov  7 23:10:31 1996

  PLESE DO NOT SEND ME THIS SHIT ANYMORE, I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  [ boy, i wonder how cquann is going to handle catastrophes like broken
    shoelaces or lint that the vacuum cleaner just won't pick up some day
    when they're a grownup and in the REAL world... ]

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  From hddavis@emeraldis.com Thu Nov  7 23:10:41 1996

   Where did you get my email address?  What have I done to you to deserve
  this harrassment?

  Take me off your list.

  [ harassment (yeah, they spelled it wrong) -- noun form of:
    harass -- 1. to worry and impede by repeated raids (heehee);
              2. to annoy continually (okay, i think they that he/she got us
                 there. but only kind of.)

    but e-mail raids.  i like the idea!!  must try sometime!!! ]

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                 Sloths over Ethiopia #0015 $ November 8, 1996
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

                 Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
        Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?

     All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.

       You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing doomed@voicenet.com,
         the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.

       Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
    which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
                      which is just pretty fucking stupid.

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