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********************************** * PISS PHILEZ ISSUE 14 * * * * Scamming Free Disks * * * * by Defenestrator * * * * Created 8/17/97 * * Last Modified 8/18/97 * ********************************** Disclaimer: This may or may not be illegal. If it is, then PISS, me, or anyone I know doesn't take responsibility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ultimate goal in my life is to get everything I can for free. Whenever CompUSA here has some large sale in which they give away free disks, I go buy hundreds. But this is not the free disk method I'm talking about. That one deals with rebates and stuff. I'm too lazy to fill those out. So I use my innate natural talent of bullshitting. Now that I probably bumped this file to 1K worth of shit, I'll tell ya how to get free disks. FREE DISKS (AND SCREWING AOL) ----------------------------- You know those disks AOL gives out with their system software on it? I have gotten these with MAD Magazine, Sports Illustrated, and even on Delta Airlines. Since AOL sucks so much, I reformatted these disks and stuck stuff on them. Then it hit me: if I could get like 500 of these things I never need disks again. So I called up that number on the box which said to order or something like that. I plainly stated that I was part of some large company and wanted AOL in my office. I told them to send 100 Mac Disks, 100 Win3.1 Disks, 250 Win95 Disks, and they said they could. So I waited. It's best to get a P.O. Box for this so they don't get your real address (duh). And then one day I discovered a big fucking package from AOL. I got my free disks. Now I am storing info on them, using them as coasters, etc. You too can get this. Just call the AOL service number (damn if I know what it is) and bullshit them into giving you free disks. There are plenty of phone numbers to call for this other than AOL (thanks to the PLA and RedBoxChiliPepper for these) 1-800-827-6364 America Online (The absolute best for free disks.) 1-800-776-3449 Prodigy (Otherwise known as 1-800-PRODIGY) 1-800-487-4838 CompuServe - They're so cool they send you two free disks! 1-800-292-3178 AT&T Business Network (The newest in the field) 1-800-453-7473 Pipeline (ask for their demo disk) 1-800-819-6112 Global Network Navigator 1-800-555-7506 Internet Marketing Solutions. - Free demo program on disk. 1-800-786-7638 SunSoft - Free 30-day evaluation disk. (Enter prompt #1) 1-800-400-1447 AT&T's Worldnet Internet Service. Available on 3 3.5" disks. Also try 1-800-WORLDNET. Click on the PLA page's 800 number to go to their web page. Then select that you'd like to have disks mailed to you and select the "36 meg" Windows 95 Platform. You'll get SIX disks and you can order as many times per day as you like! Thanks, Neonantichrist. 1-800-NET-COM1 Netcom 1-800-777-9638 Sprynet - Gives you two disks Pacific Bell Internet: 1-800-708-INET 1-800-654-JUNO Juno Email 1-800-973-1335 Suretrack Project Manager 1.5 Demo disk 1-800-800-4APC Powerchute Plus Demo for Win NT 1-800-468-7266 TCP Connect - trial copy for windows 1-800-327-8627 Mapinfo Professional - free demo 1-800-306-PLAY Snappy - free demo disk 1-800-648-4452 Labelworks for Windows - free demo software 1-800-228-5857 Demo disks for Church Partner, School Partner or Accounting Partner. 1-800-947-0936 Odyssey Online Adult Services - free windows software 1-800-E-SCHWAB Complimentary e Schwab Software 1-800-232-7638 Fasttrack Schedule for Windows & Mac demo 1-800-991-4438 Trial Arcserve 6 for Windows NT 1-800-453-3972 Windows Atlas Euquipment Manager - free demo 1-800-395-8425 Earthlink Network - free mac disk 1-214-658-1505 Girls Adult - free software 1-800-949-2668 Windows Software Eye Contact 1-800-234-1900 Savin Copiers - free interactive "Discover Savin" disk 1-800-SOFT-ARC ext. 115 - Softarc free demo disk Have I forgotten someone? Is there another company up there that I didn't put on the list? Don't let these companies miss out on free advertising, please notify me at bac@bright.net and I'll add them as soon as possible. Even if it's not internet-related, as long as they give you free disks. For anyone who cares, the PLA page is at http://www.phonelosers.org . It's full of real cool stuff. Defenestrator ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PISS - People into Serious Shit Founders - Defenestrator, PhrostByte Members - Author Parselon Wu Forever kQs CGibbons Extinction Faekon/Homarid Grench Greenseed Tim 121 Rhodekyll Dial Tone Terror Zombie Snack Barr Contributors- Sameer Ketkar PISS, the author, and anyone else does not take responsibility for what you do with the stuph contained in this file. If you get busted, don't cry to us. We don't care. Want more stuff? Go to http://www.angelfire.com/sc/PISS/philez.html The site will change as soon as I get money for one.. E-mail the group at chrisbarron@hotmail.com �1997 PISS Publications This file may be posted freely as long as this notice stays on the file. All rights reserved.