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August 2002 - Issue #8 Outbreak Magazine - v8.0
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"When punks start hassling innocent people, I make it my bidness"
- Mr. T
[editorial]
Well, here it is. Issue #8. Sorry it took so long to release.
But we've been slacking off a bit. I've been busy with work and
what not. But we finally got around to releasing this puppy.
So, I hope everyone enjoys!
I really should say something a bit more meaningful here. But
after a 12 hour work day, I'm really not that creative. So suck
it up til the next issue.
We are always looking for articles, read the conclusion text
for more info.
Send all text files to: outbreak@fwaggle.net
Thanks! Hope you enjoy #8.
- kleptic <outbreak@fwaggle.net>
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[staff writers]
kkk took his baby away : kleptic <outbreak@fwaggle.net>
thinks he's turning japanese : dropcode <uberego@hotmail.com>
walking like an egyptian : rambox <rambox@rambox.net>
he's an asshole! oley oley oh! : Prodigal|Son <amlouden@insightbb.com>
dancing with himself : GPC <lookathistext@forhisaddress.com>
stray cats strut he's a ladies man : gr3p <grthreep@gr3p.net>
This is a PSA with... GUITARS! : Ryan <ryan@insidergaming.net>
he let the dogs out : Radioactive_Raindeer <asdf@asdf.com>
he can dance if he wants to : Timeless <timeless@timelessguru.com>
he's more than a feeling : TheEnigma <enigm4@freeshell.org>
rock this town, rock it inside out : dirV <dirv@askhimforit.com>
rise above! he's gonna rise above! : Turbanator <turbanator2k2@yahoo.com>
wants you to want him : p0rt <admin@p0rt.us>
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�� [00] Editorial kleptic
�� [01] I Got No Time For The Jibba Jabba Scooter
�� [02] The anTrojan Filez 6 Timeless
�� [03] The Evils of Tradition kleptic
�� [04] The Circle Breaks Turbanator
�� [05] 42 Thoughts GPC
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�� [07] Backdoored By A Loved One Joja
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�� [09] RE: Disproving Evolution Troy
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 1 of 14
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Our friend Scooter is a proud black man. His number 1 influance is Mr. T.
So when you read this log, just remember that he's a proud black man.
Scooter says:
i got no time for the jibba jabba
superstar says:
hey
Scooter says:
i said......
I - GOT - NO - TIME - FOR - THE - J-I-B-B-A - J-A-B-B-A
that means, no jibba jabba-ing
superstar says:
what
superstar says:
????
Scooter says:
i just spelled it out for you.. Jibba Jabba
superstar says:
whatever
Scooter says:
like what
Scooter says:
in the butt
Scooter says:
wiggity what
Scooter says:
for real, ya know?
superstar says:
what??????
Scooter says:
c'mon girl. this be tarrel up in the hizzle. who you be?
superstar says:
kandice
Scooter says:
kandice? with a K? who you trying to fool girl?
superstar says:
yes with a k
Scooter says:
im gonna call you kandy kane. like what in the butt. wiggity what
Scooter says:
for real
superstar says:
i not trying to fool anyone
Scooter says:
girl, you as white as the deoderant under my arm
Scooter says:
for real like what
Scooter says:
my gerbils kickin' it in my afro are more black than you are
Scooter says:
word
superstar says:
what you dont know what i look like
Scooter says:
my baby girls momma's name was kandy kane
superstar says:
oh
Scooter says:
you my baby girls momma?
superstar says:
i'm noot her
Scooter says:
i havent seen my baby girls momma in 14 years
Scooter says:
you know what kinda stress that puts on a prominant black man such as myself?
Scooter says:
not know where your kids are.. where you babys momma is
superstar says:
what????
Scooter says:
yeah, you know
Scooter says:
all i got now is the gerbils kickin' it in my afro
Scooter says:
swimming around in the afro sheen
superstar says:
what race?
Scooter says:
they're gerbils girl. what do you mean race? they're brown and fuzzy. gerbils.. GERBILS
superstar says:
no u
superstar says:
a/s/l
Scooter says:
I got antwon kickin' on the ones and twos on the left. i got kool-aide kickin'
it on the threes and fours. they be my crew of gerbils kickin' it upstairs
Scooter says:
like what
Scooter says:
in the butt
Scooter says:
wiggity what
superstar says:
u know kool_aide
Scooter says:
yeah. hes big red, and a proud gerbil
Scooter says:
hes one of them brother gerbils from the east. ya know?
superstar says:
he is my baby
Scooter says:
you go around kissing gerbils?
Scooter says:
what kind of freak are you?
superstar says:
mabey
Scooter says:
they make porn sites with that kind of stuff on it
superstar says:
oh
superstar says:
ok
Scooter says:
yeah, for real
Scooter says:
tickity tock, wiggity wock
Scooter says:
ya know?
Scooter says:
yeah, you know
Scooter says:
word
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 2 of 14
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"The anTrojan Filez 6"
by Timeless
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sPaM iS... gOoD?
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OPEN YOUR MIND, WE'RE GOING IN
JUNK MAIL IS BAD!
- Wastes your time reading through it.
- Wastes bandwidth receiving it.
- Wastes your time trying to unsubscribe from it.
- Wastes your mind because you're not sure that if unsubscribing makes them send
you more because they think you're an active e-mail address.
- Wastes disk space.
- Wastes contiguous disk space when it gets deleted.
- Wastes time deleting it.
- Wastes your mouse pad.
- Wastes a small part of life from your mouse, keyboard and CPU fan.
- Wastes system administrators' time when you try to black list the spammers.
- Wastes more bandwidth that could have been used for Q3 or CS.
- Wastes your body energy and oxygen.
- Wastes the poor person's e-mail account found in the "reply to" address.
- Wastes all of the above for that person.
JUNK MAIL IS GOOD! (huh?)
- You know your e-mail account still works.
-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*-( o )-*
And so it continues, as your mind gets infected by the anTrojan filez. Greetz to
all at #outbreakzine, #hackerzlair and #tinylittlepyramid (it didn't need to be
a very big pyramid after all) on DalNet.
- Timeless
2002-07-20
Disclaimer: may or may not be fictional. You are responsible for your own
actions and state of mind.
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 3 of 14
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The Evils of Tradition
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by: kleptic <outbreak@fwaggle.net>
All around me I see people doing what people always have done, are doing, and
will do. They are born, go to school, grow up, get a job, work, get old, and
die. Most of those people will never do anything within their life span that
has not already been done.
That scares me. I believe each life is precious, and that everyone has
something to offer the world that no other person could ever or will ever
be able to duplicate. My life goal is to push my abilities far enough that
I hopefully achieve whatever my unique potential contribution may be,
preferably before I'm dead.
The problem, as I see it, is that we live and die by tradition. As our
forefathers have done, we shall do. Why are we doing that? It's tradition.
If that's the only thing stopping us from creating our own approaches to a
situation, I think we need to reevaluate our priorities. At some point, those
traditions were created. The people who created them, who did them first,
obviously did not consider what had been done before. They were creating
something new. Do you think the authors of tradition really intended to limit
the later generations creative thinking so severely with their creations?
Unlikely. I find it far more feasible they would hope we could learn from their
innovation, learn to create our own rituals and methods.
I urge all of you to take a step away from the shackles of tradition. Nothing
should be done solely for the sake of tradition. Ideally, we would just forget
tradition and treat each new problem as a new entity, using our knowledge and
creativity to invent our own solutions, but if tradition must be considered it
would be far better to not do something a tradition dictates, or even intentionally
doing the opposite.
I try to do one thing a day that no one has likely ever done before. It seems
a daunting task, but the effort is definitely not wasted. Nothing makes you
feel special like being the first person in history to do something. I suppose
I can share with you my own personal method for marking my place in history on
a daily basis, even though it does slightly lower my chances of true innovation
each day. I use the concept of 128 bit data encryption to invent new words.
The basic idea is this: if you combine 128 random syllables into a combination,
odds are with you no one will put the same combination together. Therefore, you
most likely will end up with a word that no one else in history has ever said,
or will ever say. Feels good, doesn't it? The only other step is to give the
word some meaning, so it can be used in a sentence. I like to use unique and
specific emotions, such as the following example:
icharuyijbmartycraraquerdecaxroonxarmattyfattypart - noun - the feeling you
get when Richard Simmons and B.B. King catch you sucking on your toes while
wearing a Gucci suit and wielding a potato gun.
I really doubt anyone has ever used that word, expressed that emotion, or even
had the experience that would trigger that emotion. I have rendered the future
a little more prepared; if Richard Simmons and B.B. King ever do catch someone
sucking on their toes while wearing a Gucci suit and wielding a potato gun,
they'll be able to say, "Whoa there, fellas. It's not what it looks like.
Boy, do I feel icharuyijbmartycraraquerdecaxroonxarmattyfattypart." By the way,
there's not 128 syllables in my example word, but you get the idea.
Anyway, I hope some of you find it important to leave your permanent mark on
this little tribe called humanity, without letting it leave it's mark on you
too deeply. We're all born unique, but we grow into mediocrity. Be weird, be
crazy. This world would be a lot more fun with a bunch of free thinkers
running around, wouldn't it?
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 4 of 14
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When The Circle Breaks
by:Turbanator
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Its funny how things can go from what you think to be normal, to completely
flipped around. This is a poem, that shows alot of my emotion towards a
recent event, and of things to come.
Things happen, friends change and move on, people go off and form other
groups, even though long ago they promised not to break away.
Ones who were not originally close, are now closer than ever, and things
that were, will never be the same.
The seasons also change, but the difference is that eventually, things
return to normal.
Promises are broken.
Nations are separated by war, but peace talks are in place, so the nations
are close once again.
Things change.
Now there are ones that come from the shadows, that are now in the light
with you.
Things change.
And the circle breaks.
Two lovers are divided by lack of communication, braught on by the petty
differences they share.
Emotions break, and slowly fade away. Like suger, dissolving in hot tea.
Things change.
And the circle breaks.
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Here upon lies a random collection of quotes, mumblings and thoughts from my
mind, enjoy.
Does the Spanish dude need a creator?, and if so who created him?
If you go back in time are you there? And if you are could you control
yourself or are there two uncontrolled versions of you? If you appear
conscious as your future self do you replace your past self? Where does your
past self go? Where do you go if you cannot control either the one or two of
yourself and, do you know when you get to where you go?
If there is only one unified theory it is just a set of rules and
inflations on which we base reality - Stephen Hawking
We have more to fear from those that think they understand us than those
who know they don't - Martin Luther King Jnr.
America are calling these Taliban fighters 'unlawful combatants' because
they are fighting without declaring war and are therefore not prisoners of
war and therefore do not have to be treated according to the Geneva
Convention. However when America fought in Vietnam they hadn't declared war
either. America claimed that it had sent 'military advisors' however these
'military advisors' were incidentally US army troops, dressed in US army
uniform and armed by the US army. Technically, these soldiers were also
unlawful combatants but campaigned for the release of many 'prisoners of
war' during the Vietnam war which they claimed the Vietnamese had captured
and were treating without accordance to the current laws on 'prisoners of
war'. These soldiers were released and hailed as heroes by the American
people yet they feel it justified to keep several Taliban soldiers locked in
cages that even animal rights people would not let animals stay in. There
has to be a change in the bureaucracy and red tape that dominate politics
today. Even the simplest task requires months of planning and countless
meetings. Governments are too afraid to do what they know is right for fear
of offending people and loosing power.
If there is an infinite number of parallel universes there is an identical
one of me, writing this, right now, but one thing is different in their
world maybe but they may not even be aware of this so, to them, at least,
this is an identical world. But will they also be thinking this? This also
leads to the possibility that are countless millions of me, doing this, an
infinite number. A microscopic dot on a microscopic dot.
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Solipsism - Your mind is the only thing that exists and therefore
everything else is a product of your imagination.
Scepticism - There may or may not be an external world, and if there is it
may or may not be completely different from how it seems to you - there's no
way for you to tell.
How do you know that you didn't just come into existence a few minutes ago,
complete with all your present memories? You would be assuming the reality
of the past to prove the reality of the past.
What is the basis of your idea that everything has to have an explanation?
It's true that in your normal, non-philosophical conception of the world,
processes like those which go in your mind are caused, at least in part, by
other things outside them.
Science is just as vulnerable as suggestion.
How can we know that the world outside our minds corresponds to our ideas
of what would be a good theoretical explanation of our observations?
Can we establish the reality of our sense experiences in relation to the
external world?
Is the idea of external reality that no one could ever discover
meaningless?
A dream has to be something that you can wake up from in order to discover
that you were asleep. But, if you never knew you were asleep in the first
place does the dream become your reality and if so what becomes of the
reality where you are asleep? Is it possible to be in two realities at once
but only to be aware of one? Can the state of two realities actually exist?
If so, is it feasible to be able to experience both realities with knowledge
of the other?
If the world was made by your mind, and this may be so because you only
know that you have a mind, think about the objects and people that inhabit
your world. If you did create them, why? Does everyone serve a purpose?
If you have never been to a specific place in our reality yet you are told
it exists, does it? Just how far can pictures on the television or words on
a page go to prove the existence of a place or object if you have never seen
it yourself? Do things that you haven't experienced actually exist? Is the
fact that exist to others irrelevant?
If you believe that your mind is the only one in the world is it not
entirely acceptable to wonder if it is not a little improbable that the
whole world was created as a product of your mind? If the world is created
by you, is it already formed or do parts of it form as you travel to them?
If the last case is true then it is therefore possible to escape your world
by 'thinking' your way out of it. Is that surely not a logical
impossibility?
It is said that solipsism is a very lonely viewpoint because no other human
would actually exist, just images / representations of them. However, to say
this is somewhat of a contradiction. This is because there may be no
physical humans for you to interact with but there are an infinite number of
images / representations for you to interact with. They may not be real but
if you don't know your mind was the only one you would think of them as
normal humans and more importantly wouldn't question their reality or
otherwise. Is ignorance really bliss?
I wonder if any of you even got to here. Oh well. Until next time...
GPC wishes you well.
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 6 of 14
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 7 of 14
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Backdoored By A Loved One.
By joja.
The word "suppository" strikes fear in the hearts of children across the world.
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of getting a suppository brually
shoved into your asshole, consider yourself extremely lucky. The suppository is one
of those most evil medicines ever invented, and one of the most uncomfortable.
I personally have experienced the wrath of the butt bullet, and trust me, it's
anything but fun. Not only does the suppository cause physical pain, but I know
for me, it caused mental as well.
Now, there are two ways a suppository can find its way into your ass, and I have named
these methods. The first method is called "The Sneaky Finger." The Sneaky Finger is
usually what parents do to get a suppository into your body while you're not expecting it.
This is the most evil method, and should be illegalized. I've fallen for The Sneaky
Finger many a time in my childhood, and I am scarred for life. Here is an example of
The Sneaky Finger in action.
Usually I'd be laying in bed in my pajamas, and my mom would come into the room.
She'd sit next to me and feel my head for a fever and give the "Sad Parent Face."
She would tell me to roll over on my stomach to see if there was a rash or something
on my back, and I would. Now this is where it goes from P3-13 to NC-17 in seconds.
She would pull my pants down and shove the suppository in my ass with lightning
speed. She had it down to a fucking science. Normally if I felt my pants going down,
I knew what was about to happen, and I would squirm. But she was a fucking professional,
and she always got me.
The second method is called "The Whole Shot." Now, The Whole Shot is somewhat better
than The Sneaky Finger because you're doing it yourself. So at least you're expecting
this one. Although, I would never want to put myself through this. I am fortunate
enough to be able to say that I have never experienced The Whole Shot, but I'm deeply
sorry for those who have. Even if I absolutely had to perform The Whole Shot, I
probably could never go through with it. There is no way you could get me to willingly
shove something into my ass. Overall, both The Sneaky Finger and The Whole Shot have
their up's and downs... Mostly downs.
There are two types of suppositories, the rectal suppository and the vaginal suppository.
Both can be used for different reasons. I believe the most common use for rectal
suppositories is for constipation. Other rectal supposotories can be used to releave
hemorrhoidal symptoms, and I even found one that is supposed to give you energy.
Sorry, but if I need energy, I'm going to eat a fucking powerbar or drink some
coffee. Why would someone use a suppository for energy? Furthermore, why would someone
use a rectal suppository to soothe the internal swelling, burning, itching and just
general discomfort of hemorrhoids?
Look, if you're constipated use a laxitive in a pill or liquid form that can be taken
ORALLY. If you're suffering from hemorrhoids use the cream for fucks sake! And last but
not least, if you need energy snort a line of cocaine or drink coffee, anything but
the buttbomb.
Now, vaginal suppositories can used for infertility, fungal and yeast infections, and
even a contraceptive. Personally I don't want to get into the vaginal suppositories,
so I'm going to make it short. If you're having infertility problems stop trying to
have kids, it's that simple. If you have a fungal or yeast infection use the cream!
Cream is always a better alternative, although it may not be as effective, it's
nice not to have to use the beaver cleaver, you know? As far as contraceptives go,
FOAM, DIAPHRAGM, THE PILL, I could go on and on. You choose.
I have compiled a list of different names for both vaginal and rectal suppositories.
Rectal:
Two-inch torpedo.
Butt bomb.
Butt bullet.
Rectum rocket.
Mangina mine.
Ass missle.
Vaginal:
Beaver cleaver.
Muff missle.
Twat torpedo.
Snatch spike.
Cooter Claymore.
I lost pretty much all motivation to type anymore about suppositories, so I think
I'm going to end it here. Although, If you are interested in using a suppository,
for some sick and twisted reason, at least do it the right way. Or you could always give my mom a call.
Here are the 12 easy steps to "install" your rectal suppository taken from The Michigan
Pharmacists Association's Patient Education Program. I got a kick out of it.
1. Wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water.
2. If the suppository is soft, hold it under cool water to harden it before removing the wrapper.
3. Remove the wrapper, if present.
4. If you were told to use half of the suppository, cut it lengthwise with a clean, single-edge
razor blade.
5. Put on a finger cot or disposable glove, if desired (available at a pharmacy).
6. Lubricate the suppository tip with a water-soluble lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, not petroleum jelly
(Vaseline). If you do not have this lubricant, moisten your rectal area with cool tap water.
7. Lie on your side with your lower leg straightened out and your upper leg bent forward
toward your stomach.
8. Lift upper buttock to expose the rectal area.
9. Insert the suppository; pointed end first, with your finger until it passes the muscular
sphincter of the rectum, about 1/2 to 1 inch in infants and 1 inch in adults.
If not inserted past this sphincter, the suppository may pop out. (See below)
10. Hold buttocks together for a few seconds.
11. Remain lying down for about 15 minutes to avoid having the suppository come out.
12. Discard used materials and wash your hands thoroughly.
Have fun.
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Useful codes for most nokia phones
-Useful codes-
-Display Version Number: *#9999#
Displays the version number of the phone
-Check ESN: *#92772689#
Here you can check you Serial No along with Made, Programming date, Repaired,
Transfer user data?, and Like timer. The only way to exit this menu is to shut
the phone off.
-Service Mode: *3001#12345#
Here you have very many options Like editing the NAM 1-3,Changing the Security code,
Changing The Emergency number's, Changing the SW version, Changing The Serial No.
There is alot do to in this mode take your time and check everything.
The only way to exit this mode is to shut the phone off.
-Change Cellular number: *#639#
Im not sure how this is useful but i have been told you can spoof caller id this way.
-Lenny <super_loser_larry@hotmail.com>
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Outbreak Magazine Issue #8 - Article 9 of 14
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