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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Introducing <strike>barbelith.com</strike> plasticbag.org!
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DATE: 11/01/1999 07:18:32 PM
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<p>I am unemployed, almost completely out of money, single and love-free, my flat is a disaster area and I can't seem to get a handle on the redesign of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/" target="_top">Barbelith</a>. Still, mustn't <a href="http://www.kvetch.com/1a.html">�KVETCH</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Jason Kottke, commander of Osil8...
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DATE: 11/01/1999 09:27:40 PM
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<p>Jason Kottke, commander of the omnipotent <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/">0sil8</a>, also runs a particularly fine weblog, dripping with design savvy. So visit <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">kottke.org</a> - it truly is the home of fine hypertext products</a>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: An epinion on Natural Born Killers...
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DATE: 11/01/1999 11:30:09 PM
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<p>There is something really frustrating about writing something that you think is quite good and then having to think of what to write to follow it up. On the other hand I could be being precious. You decide - read my epinion on <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-1BBE-6E15F0F-381C7914-bd1">Natural Born Killers</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Forrest Gump - bastard evil vile film - and now epinioned...
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DATE: 11/02/1999 12:20:47 AM
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<p>I think it is important that I make my opinions clear about <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-65BB-79738BA-381E23B1-bd4">Forrest Gump</a>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: A morning visit to the HSX...
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DATE: 11/02/1999 05:06:58 PM
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<p>No morning is complete without a visit to the <a href="http://www.hsx.com/">Hollywood Stock Exchange</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Final Fantasy VIII...
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DATE: 11/02/1999 06:57:27 PM
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<p>To be honest, I can't even tell whether or not this is sad. Is anyone else my age excited about <a href="http://www.playstation-europe.com/ff8/">Final Fantasy VIII</a>. I bought the last one on a whim, and it was gripping. Occasionally repetitive, but gripping nonetheless. Start saving your pennies...</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: We're running out of information?
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DATE: 11/02/1999 07:27:26 PM
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<p>Is it true? Can we possibly be running out of information? Is being catalogued and annotated faster than we can find it out? Smug's Leslie Harpold thinks so. Read "<a href="http://www.smug.com/current/net.html">net worth</a>".</p>
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TITLE: Megnut is a well constructed
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DATE: 11/02/1999 11:07:46 PM
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<p><a href="http://www.megnut.com/">Megnut</a> is a well constructed and clear weblog that I am contemplating completely ripping off. I feel completely trapped by the dictates of a unifying design scheme (die, barbelith, die). Oh the horror. God knows, if anyone can think of anything, they should let me know as soon as possible. <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Tom</a></p>
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TITLE: On Blogger...
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DATE: 11/03/1999 10:25:04 AM
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<p>The secret behind many a wonderful weblog is the incalculable power of <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">blogger</a>. It has a hell of a lot to recommend it. </p>
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TITLE: Soul-destroying web-design...
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DATE: 11/03/1999 10:27:29 AM
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<p>Designing web pages is invigorating and stimulating when it works and frustrating and soul-destroying (seriously) when it doesn't. When I need a clue, or a bit of constructive advice, I go to <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/">A List Apart</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Time Out London Guide...
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DATE: 11/03/1999 10:39:05 AM
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<p>Tomorrow I start a couple of days work updating the film section of the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','014028947X','us','014028947X');">Time Out London Guide</A>. Check it out.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Self-aggrandising paean to self-important individualism?
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DATE: 11/03/1999 06:30:16 PM
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<p>I think I've sold you all out. I have been talking with an ex, and he thinks that I have turned this front page from a non-functioning advert for the collective to a self-aggrandising paean to self-important individualism. <a href="mailto:editor@barbelith.com">What you you think?</a></p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Ally McParanoid Schizophrenia
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DATE: 11/03/1999 10:20:55 PM
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<p>Does anyone other than me think that it is commendable that <a href="http://www.foxworld.com/ally/">Ally McBeal</a>'s main love interest is on the brink of crippling hair loss? I have to say I am delighted, as I am approaching that brink myself. It's one (only mildly sarcastic) good thing to say for the almost offensively conservative programme. And I'm sorry but, if your delusions make you physically attack young children, you're not 'kooky' - you're suffering from paranoid schizophrenia.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Oh hated redesign...
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DATE: 11/04/1999 10:49:17 AM
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<p>So - everyone on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">Nexus</a> hates the new look for this site. Which is a bit disappointing, I have to admit. It seems slightly pathetic to actually <i>ask</i> people for nice comments.</p>
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TITLE: Film Festivals...
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DATE: 11/04/1999 01:06:31 PM
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<p>Finding out information on film festivals in London is extraordinarily difficult. The only one that seems to have a damn site is the <a href="http://www.lff.org.uk/">London Film Festival</a>. It looks like it has the first British screening of American Beauty...</p>
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TITLE: You can ride them like ponies...
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DATE: 11/04/1999 08:58:28 PM
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<p>"In my world there are people in chains and you can ride them like ponies." Supreme Dominatrix? Nope - Willow from <a href="http://www.buffy.com/">Buffy the Vampire Slayer</a>. The world gets weirder by the minute. If I didn't know better, I'd say we had already won...</p>
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TITLE: New job jitters...
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DATE: 11/05/1999 12:58:06 AM
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<p>It's 1am and I can't sleep. I am starting a new job on Monday working for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> in London. I will be Deputy ******** on their website. Something half editorial and technical. I was really looking forward to it until this afternoon, when I talked to someone about the job. They have scared me rather badly and I find myself concerned that I have signed myself up for several months of drudgery without the chance to do anything constructive. It's probably nothing to worry about. </p>
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TITLE: d|i|s|i|n|f|o|r|m|a|t|i|o|n
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DATE: 11/05/1999 12:59:35 AM
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<p>Everyone knows about <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/disinfo">d|i|s|i|n|f|o|r|m|a|t|i|o|n</a> but it bears repeating. All the information you could ever need to know about all the things that you are not supposed to know about.</p>
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TITLE: The world is fucked up...
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<p>So a 13 year-old school-boy is told to write a <a href="http://www.dallasmorningnews.com/metro/1103met999jailboy.htm">scary story</a> for Halloween. He writes one (a pretty bad one at that), it gets a really good grade and he reads it out in class for extra credit. The story is considered to be a threat to his school mates, and he is taken to court and put in a juvenile detention facility for five days as punishment. Perhaps we haven't won yet after all...</p>
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TITLE: Strange Cults of Webloggers...
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<p>There was an Invisibles site called Target One a while back, and now the guy who built it runs <a href="http://www.flash.net/~den1/">Attack Force D</a>, which is another weblog. I'm not entirely sure I knew what I was getting into when I started this - there seems to be this strange, hallucinatory cult of webloggers in the world. It's ... nice somehow.</p>
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<p>Occasionally, during the summer, when it got really hot and the air conditioning wasn't working at work, I used to sneak away from my desk on the second floor of the Time Out building and clamber from the balconies on the seventh floor up the service ladders and onto the roof. You can see all of London from up there - the Houses of Parliament, Canary Wharf, the Post Office Tower... I'm pretty sure I am not supposed to have done it. If I'd taken some photos, perhaps I could have sent them to <a href="http://www.infiltration.org/">Infiltration</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Inspirational minidiscing...
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<p>My friend Michael is trying to finish his doctorate in Bristol at the moment. I fear it is a project doomed to failure but he has surprised me in the past (to put it mildly). He's asked me to send him a mixer minidisc so that he has something to listen to. I've been checking out the selection of ideas at <a href="http://www.red-balloon.org/">red balloon</a> and have come to the conclusion that they urgently need your help.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: What to do for New Year's Eve?
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<p>The question in the air at the moment amongst my friends seems to be what to do for New Year's Eve. I've looked at <a href="http://www.timeout.com/millennium/index.html">various helpful sites</a> but it hasn't really helped. Where shall we be when our lives are upgraded to version Y2K.1? Nick seems concerned that the Millenium bug will cause cars and planes to crash into mobs of similarly destructive Millennial cults and has suggested getting some people together somewhere in the west of England. I think it's an ark thing. Toby is determined to take polaroid pictures of people in the <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/dome/dome1.htm">dome</a> in Greenwich. What can be said.</p>
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TITLE: Dogma previews...
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<p>It has appalled the religious right in America, enthralled and amused reviewers and is generally considered to be Kevin Smith's most accomplished movie. And <a href="http://www.dogma-movie.com/">Dogma</a> isn't even out yet.</p>
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TITLE: On Britain's Millennium Map...
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<p>Britain's <a href="http://www.newsunlimited.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,99640,00.html">Millennium Map</a> - is it a historic achievement or an infringement of our privacy?</p>
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TITLE: Reviews of The Bomb, Reviews of Chasing Amy...
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DATE: 11/07/1999 12:44:01 AM
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<p>The Bomb has been given a wonderfully flattering review by <a href="http://www.comics-international.com/Networks/WebReviews/webreviews.html">Comics International</a>.</p>
<p>Read my epinion on <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4E36-A6696CF-38257C2B-bd1">Chasing Amy</a>.</p>
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TITLE: Exploit the ethics of revolutionaries...
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<p>British television at the moment is dripping with advertisements that parody or exploit the ethics of revolutionaries or non-capitalist states. There is something extremely unsettling about a Chinese gentlemen with a dodgy accent in Communist uniform stating that a brand of Chinese food represents "a Chinese Revolution". An advert for <a href="http://www.twix.com/">Twix</a> recently claimed that the Russian cosmonaut in the advert had "less spine than this capitalist snack". But the most bizarre of all has to be the new <a href="http://www.ft.com/">Financial Times</a> advert which has Lenin talking about share portfolios and "not Karl Marx, but Deutschmarks". </p>
<p>I feel slightly as if anti-capitalist memes are being raped in front of me - is it the equivalent of Roman soldiers sodomising their enemies after military victories? Fight back. Pollute the advertising meme-stream with <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">adbusters</a>.</p>
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TITLE: TimeOut.com here I come...
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<p>Today I start work at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>. More information on what I am up to when I have it. In the meantime, any suggestions on how to improve the site? <a href="http://www.spark-online.com">*spark online</a> is an interesting site which explores the frontiers of thought on technology. Get involved in their electronic consciousness. The propoganda section of <a href="http://www.infiniterace.com/">Infinite Race</a> has some wonderful nuggets of resistance. Abuse of power comes as no surprise. <a href="http://come.to/holodeck73">Holodeck 73</a> describes itself as an inspirational launchpad. Good design and a thousand interesting links. Read my epinion of <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-3700-AA10C0B-382611D1-bd1">Cube</a>.</p>
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<p>I survived my first day in the new job. I can't say that it was exactly what I had in mind, but it could have considerable potential. I'll let you know in a few days. The quest to find out what my job title is and when I get paid begins today. Wish me luck.</p>
<p>A little quote from the official British government's Millennial survival guide: "What is the Millennium Bug? It's not a virus and you certainly can't catch it." I have decided to pretend that it is not the most facile comment ever made and instead make believe that they are simply lying, and that the Millenium Bug is the first computer problem to jump species.</p>
<p>I found this wonderful story at <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/homosexualrecruit.html">The Onion</a> the other day. You go girls.</p>
<p>I went to the launch party for the new <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0704381230');">Neonlit</a> book, where my friend Rhonda won �500 which she has to spend in two weeks with nothing to show for it. Turns out part of my job at Time Out is to help run the <a href="http://www.neonlit.com">Neonlit</a> site. I think it could be time to talk to Derek and Shauna at <a href="http://www.fray.com">the fray</a> and <a href="http://www.ember.org">ember.org</a> - two of my favourite online writing sites.</p>
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TITLE: I'm Assistant Editor of timeout.com...
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<p>I'm Assistant Editor of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>, which is nice. I also get paid at the end of the month. All questions answered to my satisfaction.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewax.com/">The Wax</a> has a wonderful regular poll - "Am I Normal?". Do you have complete conversations with yourself?</p>
<p>My friend Will does. He decided to come and stay at my place last night and flirt with my favourite barman, and then launched into a huge rant about how he has scary premonitions. This morning his new rant was about how when money becomes more electronic "they" will be able to control it more easily. Not the most detailed or fully-worked-out conspiracy theories ever, I have to say.</p>
<p>If you are after a detailed conspiracy theory to accessorise your daily rebellion, then why not try the Montauk project? There are <a href="http://members.aol.com/nymush/sands.html">thousands</a> <a href="http://www.lettersfromandromeda.com/">of</a> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Academy/7971/Camphero.html">damn sites</a> about it.</p>
<p>I am a real fan of the design at <a href="http://www.hoggorm.com/">hoggorm.com/</a> although for the life of me I can't be bothered to find out what it's about.</p>
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<p>Before I get going, get this - someone is trying to build an <a href="http://www.zyvex.com/CorpInfo/Assembler.html">Assembler</a>!</p>
<p>I blew off two separate groups of friends last night so I could hide at home after work and watch bad TV. I walk in my door only to discover that Will is still there - sitting on my bed munching on bread and humous. My hopes for a piece of complete downtime dashed, I become moody and irritable.</p>
<p>This evening I am going to see <a href="http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/">Kinky Friedman</a> in Camden with a group of friends. I've only vaguely understood the allure, so tonight should be an interesting experience.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.epinions.com/user-barbelith">Epinions</a> has changed the format of their pages again, clumping up the loves and hates lists. Ick. Still, I'm sure I'll get used to it.</p>
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<p>I remember a time when being at University meant savage and unwelcome censorship of web-space. Apparently this is no longer the case. Look at the wonderfully offensive things that <a href="http://fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/">MIT</a> allows nowadays...</p>
<p>Missed yesterday's entry, which felt a little odd. It was my younger brother's birthday (he's fourteen now). He's been packed off to boarding school by parents eager to inculcate in him the ways of the uber-class. I bought him a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0140285539','us','0345435303');">Day of the Triffids</a> and some sweets from Muji. We will see (in years to come) whether or not he thinks I was a good brother.</p>
<p>Kinky Friedman was amazing. Classic songs like "They don't make Jews like Jesus any more" and "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed". There can't be many people more subversive than a Jewish Texan Country Singer / Detective Novelist.</p>
<p>There are some weird <a href="http://www.epinions.com/">epinions</a> things going on around the net. People seem to be becoming affiliates (<a href="http://glassdog.epinions.com/">glassdog</a>, <a href="http://peterme.epinions.com/">peterme</a>), although quite why escapes me. I suppose there must be some point to it.</p>
<p>Speaking of personal sites - I have just stumbled upon <a href="http://www.jezebel.com/">jezebel.com</a>. Frankly the world can do with more "impudent, shameless, or morally unrestrained" people.</p>
<p>Now I must go to the gym so I can contemplate the overt body facism of western capitalism...<p>
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DATE: 11/14/1999 07:33:37 PM
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<p>Announcing the first ever <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">Nexus</a> Online Poetry Slam! All the details are in the Core. I went to see Fight Club yesterday evening. Then I came home and wrote a long, complicated and detailed epinion about it. And then my computer crashed. Epinion lost. Today I have been visiting Pippa in Highgate. She is an old flatmate of mine who has moved into a flat with another old flatmate of mine purely for the purposes of making me neurotic with flat in-jokes and knowing looks. I'm kidding of course... Under the instruction of <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">megnut</a>, I went to find out my <a href="http://tv.cream.org/boredrate/wuname/wuform.html">Wu-Tang Clan</a> name. I was less than thrilled to find out it was "Dizzy Cow". Here's a few of my other friends. (If you don't believe me - check it for yourself!)</p>
<p>Nick Cornwell - Furtive Ventriloquist<br />
Chris Bell - Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard<br />
Max Prutzel-Thomas - Temporary Spastic<br />
Kate Myers - The Nation`s Favourite Galoot<br />
Toby Stone - The Littlest Vandal<br />
Pippa Sturt - Sweaty Butcher<br />
Melanie Goldblatt - Tha Ever So Weary Assistant</p>
<p>Some things get me very unhappy. One of them is being completely crushed by someone else's pure design superiority. I am in awe of <a href="http://www.saturn.org/">saturn.org</a>.</p>
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<p>You can't talk about your life because people you know read them. I have on occasion (yesterday for one) suggested to a few friends that they should look at the site because there was this really satisfying link on it which I thought they should see. This is fine. But then you begin to realise that everyone has looked at it at one point or another - for god's sake your e-mail address has <b>barbelith.com</b> in it.</p>
<p>And then your fourteen year old brother is wondering whether or not your parents should be told about the what you have said on the site. And should I really be advocating the dismantling of the phallogocentric hetero-orthodoxy within his tender earshot? More to the point, how on earth are you going to talk about sex when you know your brother (half your age) is looking over your shoulder?</p>
<p>And speaking about sex - what happens when the people you want to talk about also read your weblog? You can't be honest. Period.</p>
<p>When I have had a hard day at the office, sometimes I like to relax by watching a <A href="javascript://"
onclick="window.open('http://www.kottke.org/cam/takeitwithyou.html','camwindow','toolbar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,menubar=no,status=no,directories=no,location=no,width=320,height=240')">balding web god</a> scratch himself and listen to the Chemical Brothers. I plan to have him on screen at all times when I am at work. I think it will soothe me.</p>
<p>Look for the little downward arrow on the left side of <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/">glassdog.com</a>. When you click on it, a whole new world of advertising wonder opens up for you. I like the idea of an advertising system like this, an unobtrusive mutual advertising system where good products are rewarded with loyal advertisers and bad products fail. Such is the web...</p>
<p>Hmmm... There's a lamentable shortage of links here today - not much of a web-log. Here are some cool places to go for a couple of minutes: <a href="http://www.prehensile.com/">prehensile tales</a> : <a href="http://www.thefinger.com/">the finger</a> : <a href="http://www.maura.com/">maura</a></p>
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<p>So I missed another day. Perhaps I'm not really committed....</p>
<p>Since I started working at <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">Time Out</a> full-time, I no longer seem to read a newspaper or keep up with the daily news. I no longer have any idea what is going on in the world. I can't even be bothered to read <a href="http://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a>.</p>
<p>Being newsfree for a while makes you feel lighter - it's almost as good as not wearing a watch (which I didn't do for two years). I wonder how long it will last.</p>
<p>So tonight I have been invited to watch a football match in Finsbury Park (the pub's called the Fulback on Perth Road if anyone fancies joining us). I don't care about football in the slightest. It is not an affectation - I just don't enjoy it. However there are a large number of people who are going to be there that I like. What does one do? Drink oneself to death while all around burn David Beckham into their collective retinae? I fear I may be bored...</p>
<p>Decisions, decisions. Participation in the <a href="http://www.creativetime.org/dwa/">Day Without Art</a> is much more my kind of thing. I can't decide whether I should participate though. I'll follow the instructions of the first person who e-mails me.</p>
<p>Evil, subversive site of the day must go to the tremendous <a href="http://www.disobey.com">disobey.com</a>. Ghost sites is a laugh, netslaves cuts a little close to the bone for my liking, and the disobey news network will keep you bogged down with information for a few hours. Not that I read it.</p>
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<p>A couple of things to talk about today. Where shall we begin? Um.</p>
<p><b>Guess what! About bloody time...</b><br />
The new issue of The Invisibles is out. Tremendous news all round. Annotations, discussion, barbelith gets very exciting at these times of the month...</p>
<p><b>Weblog mood and it's relationship to daily page views</b><br />
So what is the relationship between mood and page views? I have been analysing this over the last couple of weeks and have come to the conclusion that no one wants to read people being depressed. Or at least the people that DO want to read about people being depressed are slightly scary.</p>
<p>Let's put my theory to the test:</p>
<p><b>Cheery Logs:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.nwlink.com/~rxg/piffle.html">absolute piffle</a><br />
<a href="http://www.lemonyellow.com/">lemon yellow</a><br />
<a href="http://www.mood-swings.org/">mood swings</a>
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<p><b>Naughty Logs:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.eatonweb.com/weblog/">eatonweb blog</a><br />
<a href="http://jim.roepcke.com/">have browser will travel</a></p>
<p><b>Sad/Cross Logs:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.damndirtyape.com/">damn dirty ape</a></p>
<p><b>What's this football thing about then, eh?</b><br />
I went to watch the football. I didn't understand how anyone could get so excited. Lost on me completely. I tried to explain to the assembled masses that if the players had handlebar moustaches, smoking jackets, armchairs and muskets, the game would be both more civilised and more entertaining. They resolutely refused to see reason.</p>
<p><b>Exciting new retail opportunities...</b><br />
Seems you can buy anything on the net nowadays. Do you have a Zombie? Do you need a brain? <a href="http://www.brains4zombies.com/">Brains4Zombies.com</a> is for you...</p>
<p><b>Catastrophe</b><br />
My link to the great trans-cultural overmind has been severed. I still have TV, but since I am never in I have to use my VCR. But today I find that it doesn't work and many episodes of TV series have been eaten. I don't feel as liberated as perhaps I should. I need a new VCR.</p>
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<p>I have lost count of the days recently in which there has been something that I really wanted to talk about and yet have not been able to.</p>
<p>Instead - see if you can trigger some form of latent epilepsy with this little <a href="http://www.metababy.com/page?942184153">gem</a> of net freakishness. It has no point.</p>
<p>I'll be sorting out the annotations and news for The Bomb tomorrow morning. Now I plan to go and get trashed on cocktails.</p>
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<p><b>On the decline of the stately homo</b>:</p>
<p>It's the end of the world. <a href="http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/news_story_msn.html?in_review_id=229968">Quentin Crisp has died</a>. He had a lot of very strange opinions - and a blue rinse - but he will be much missed.</p>
<p><b>On swear words</b>:</p>
<p>Just a little piece on the use of the word "badger". Pippa had a car. The car was old. It didn't go very fast. Pippa had a twin sister called Bella. Bella and Pippa had overactive imaginations. The engine of Pippa's car was described as being powered by badgers. The badgers had names - I forget what they were.</p>
<p>So this charming little imaginative fiction comes to public attention when the car is being driven up a hill. Pippa declares she is about to "whip the badgers", and places a delicately heeled foot firmly onto the accelerator.</p>
<p>"Whipping the badgers" becomes, very quickly, a phrase that generates widespread hilarity due to its similarity with certain expressions referring to the stimulation of the male genital by its owners hand.</p>
<p>Keep in mind my brother sometimes reads this weblog.</p>
<p>"Perhaps", people say, "this is the female equivalent! And perhaps, therefore, to call someone a "badger" is to be almost as offensive as to refer to them by the commonplace vernacular for the organ in question. What a jape!"</p>
<p>There's a discussion all about swearwords on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">Nexus</a> at the moment (which includes another version of the "badger" creation myth), started by a devilishly foxy young actor. Frankly, you'd think he'd have better things to do with his time...</p>
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<p>All together now - "<a href="http://www.newsunlimited.co.uk/archer/0,2759,106414,00.html">Jeffrey Archer</a>, rot in hell, rot in hell, rot in hell..." Watch with glee as a modern (downmarket) Sir Miles Delacourt rip-off gets his comeuppance. It's like getting Capone on tax evasion. Wonderful.</p>
<p>Every good student of deconstructive philosophy knows that any text can be seen to be advocating any one position and its direct opposite. Watch with awe as I write an epinion about <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-2C9F-125F6D84-3839BDB1-bd4">Halloween</a> that manages to justify it as a subversive and revolutionary text. You'll moisten. Trust me.</p>
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<p>Fans of <a href="http://www.flash.net/~den1/">Attack Force D</a> (which include me) don't think he's ripped off barbelith at all. What do you think?</p>
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<p>I don't know - you finally figure out that you do want to go out with a person that you've been vacillating about for ages, only to find that you've missed the boat by a week. And it's his birthday.</p>
<p>I don't quite understand what has happened, and frankly I find it quite hard to believe that a mere blond engineering student could have arsed things up. So basically it must have been me that threw the spanner in the works sometime over the last few weeks. Far, far from the land of happy bunnies... <!-- In retrospect this event was to completely fuck up my life for the next four years (to date) --></p>
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<p>So I found this wonderful <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/scriptorium/links.html">link</a> back to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/" target="_top">The Bomb</a> today. I have no idea what it says, but it sounds great. To quote: "N�o � o site oficial do escritor Grant Morrison mas � como se fosse. Mantido por Tom Coates com um design super cool." See? Super cool...</p>
<p>Got a couple of e-mails about the state of my love life, which is a little unsettling, but cool nonetheless. To you people I say - keep your chin up and don't let the bastards grind you down.</p>
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<p>Here's an exchange for you from the Nexus. Possibly my favourite in some time. Discussing the latest issue of Grant Morrison's Invisibles...</p>
<p><b>IANJONES:</b> And what struck me about this issue is how full of references to incidents in my own life it is. I will not go on about them because its dull. I imagine you all found similar references however, in which case the comic has achieved a kind reification of the hologramatic universe and the surface of magic mirror.</p>
<p><b>GANESHA:</b> Yeah, it reminds me of how I daubed myself with my friend's ashes last year, and that time we infiltrated the cyphermen factory.</p>
<p><b>IANJONES:</b> I was actually thinking a little more intratextually than that.</p>
<p>Well it made me laugh. For those of you that are interested, I have put up as many of the annotations for the new issue as I could, and there you go...</p>
<p>I haven't been suggesting many sites recently. However I can wholeheartedly recommend <a href="http://www.k10k.com">k10k.com</a> for its design nous alone. Expect heavy influence on barbelith from them...</p>
<p>What else has happened to me recently? I won the soundtrack to Fight Club in a bizarre online competition accident. I'd tell you more, but I think I'm on to a "nice little earner". It's wonderfully moody and cool in places (and drags like buggery in other places). All I can say is, like most music, it just gets better the louder you play it.</p>
<p>I went to see EDtv, but don't think it interesting enough to write an <a href="http://www.epinions.com/">epinion</a> about. You shouldn't let that stop you watching it though - it's an idle afternoon's entertainment.</p>
<p>I have just found a book by Huysmans (you should all read his stuff - I swear it is wonderful) called La Bas, which includes first hand information on fin de si�cle 19th Century Black Masses. A must buy.</p>
<p>Let me just undercut my "supercool" image by mentioning at this point that the Buffy the Vampire Slayer three video boxed set of the first half of the first series is now available in UK shops.</p>
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<p>OK. So let's get something out of the way first. I know that not everyone agrees with my epinions (and I am sorry to go on about it so much, but I can't help thinking it's a great idea), but I don't understand why some of them are much read, and some haven't been read at all. It's got nothing to do with what the film is - Forrest Gump and Natural Born Killers are read a lot, while <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-73DD-4D7F1AB-38173A69-bd3">The Matrix</a>, <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4144-4D6F29B-381737DC-bd3">My Fair Lady</a>, <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-7CC2-6424FC4-381AE1E4-bd1">South Park</a>, <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-225D-58692C1-3818DA60-bd4">Head On</a> and <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4E59-4DBF287-381744A8-bd3">The Astronaut's Wife</a> - well, no one seems to want to go near them with a barge pole. WHY!?</p>
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<p><b>A more upbeat weblog than normal...</b></p>
<p>I have a scheme... So I am currently working on a cunning new project that will unite all the various strands of the barbelith collective into one handy sized micro capsule of joy. The new venture is to be called "Microlith".</p>
<p>This is the way it works... I construct a pocket-sized easy to update mini-Barbelith, which will include little extra barbelith-esque treats - a sample from the Xenolith weblog, a random "Invisibles" quote machine, which will pump out elegant Morrison bon-mots and a "Dice Man" decision making machine. This micro site will be viewable in a tiny window about 150 x 250 pixels in size.</p>
<p>Now here's the clever bit. Those of you who are interested in daily interesting content will put a little code onto your pages. When people come to your pages, a pop-up window will appear (like those really annoying ads on Tripod and Geocities). Except THIS pop-up window not only has interesting content (see above), but also works as a form of web-ring, because every site that includes the code will also be listed in the members section of the micro-site - thus improving inter-Invisibles communications on our burgeoning micro-community.</p>
<p>I have been scheming this scheme for ages, and I think the novel combination of interesting content, webring and advert could really catch on. I'll hopefully have it up and running by the end of the week (at which point I am hopefully undertaking a second barbelith redesign in line with my new starker aesthetic). The Dice Man should follow shortly afterwards.</p>
<p>I went to see <a href="http://www.jamesbond.com">The World is Not Enough</a> yesterday, and am horrified to report that I slept through a good third of it. Probably the only interesting part (that I saw) was the scriptwriters move from evil arch-criminals to the unlikely pairing of anarchists and uber-capitalists. The stuff that I did see didn't seem particularly up to par, but because of my abbreviated viewing I don't think I can really be expected to <a href="http://www.epinions.com/">epinion</a> it.</p>
<p>I got an e-mail from Tracy Scarpino about my writing on epinions and the xenolith weblog. For some ungodly reason she is getting a kick out of hearing about my family and my love life. So I thought I'd indulge her and reveal a few more crumbs about my little brother.</p>
<p>He's 14 (as of a couple of weeks ago) and attends a boarding school in Northants. He's called Peter and is by far my favourite relative, being decent and intelligent. Initially I was really anti- this whole boarding school thing, but if any kid is going to get the best out of it, I think it's him (I hope that he'd tell me if he hated it - he hasn't done yet). He is a great fan of the <a href="http://www.fox.com/thesimpsons/">Simpsons</a>, loves <a href="http://www.lords.org/">Cricket</a>, the new <a href="http://www.beetle.de/english/home/index_.htm">Volkswagen Beetle</a>, and (if the history file of his browser is anything to go by) is also quite the young male fan of Jennifer Aniston as well.</p>
<p>As yet there is no news on whether or not he is a proto-revolutionary punk anarchist, but I guess time will tell.</p>
<p>More examples of astonishing web design tomorrow....</p>
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<p>Bit of a change of pace today, as barbelith is updated directly from my place of work whenever I take a break.</p>
<p>I have stumbled upon a benefit that is happening in Los Angeles later this month. Gillian Anderson (Scully on 'The X-Files') is hosting it, and it is in aid of The Trevor Helpline. This is the first round-the-clock national toll-free suicide helpline for gay teens, who are three times more likely to attempt to take their life than their heterosexual peers are.</p>
<p>I don't normally go for advertising charity events, but gay suicides are robbing America and the world of sexual dissidents. What kind of system generates such mind control that those who can't follow the rules feel their only option is to kill themselves?</p>
<p><b>[Today's weblog comes to you live from Tom's place of work, <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">Time Out</a> in London]</b></p>
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<p>Not as many breaks as I hoped to have today, unfortunately. Still never mind. Bored with the hegemony of authors having their say? <a href="http://www.potatoland.org/shredder/">Shred it</a>.</p>
<p>Occasionally I think you should look around at the people you work with and thank god that they are tense and irritable instead of me. Of course you only have time to do that when you are not tense and irritable yourself. In the meantime, these stressed people should be a source of endless entertainment.</p>
<p>Update on love-life. After several days of distance from my twenty-year-old (and an interesting sexual interlude with a young American) I feel genuinely more comfortable and settled with things. Young chap wants to be friends, which generated the wonderful comment from my tactless friend: "What the hell would you do with a twenty-year-old FRIEND!?". I, of course, only grudgingly saw the funny side.</p>
<p>So in the meantime I have decided just to flirt with my favourite barperson and leave it at that. Pretty sure he's not interested, but like all decent barpeople, he knows exactly how to maintain a decent level of intrigue without actually putting out.</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">evhead</a>, "One in three men lie about the size of their e-mail inboxes by over-estimating the number of e-mails they receive - proving that size matters as much online as anywhere else."</p>
<p>Fed up of being at work now. I'm going home...</p>
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<p>Check out the beginnings of <a href="micro/index2.htm">microlith</a> (currently content-free) and the beginnings of my new stark monotonous grey aesthetic. If you complain, I rip out your spine...</p>
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<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.creativetime.org/dwa"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/dwa_harpold.gif" border=0></a></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>A range of important information that everyone should know about:</p>
<UL>
<LI><A HREF="http://www.tht.org.uk/">Terrence Higgins Trust</a> -- Information about HIV and AIDS in the United Kingdom
<LI><A HREF="http://www.cdcnpin.org/">CDC National AIDS Prevention Information Network</A> -- from the Centers for Disease Control
<LI><A HREF="http://www.gmhc.org/index.html">Gay Men's Health
Crisis</A> -- one of the oldest AIDS service organization
<LI><A HREF="http://www.aidsquilt.org/">The NAMES Project AIDS
Memorial Quilt</A> -- remembering those we have lost, using the
world's largest community art project
<LI><A HREF="http://www.aidskids.org/">Children With AIDS Project</A>
-- information about HIV, AIDS and kids
<LI><A HREF="http://www.aegis.com/">AEGIS</A> -- a comprehensive
database of AIDS information, updated hourly
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<p>Oh cool - I've figured out how the archiving works (duh). Have a look at my life over the last month. I've had a funny time...</p>
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<p>I wrote a review of <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-6307-16E20A1C-384595B9-prod1">Fight Club</a>. Don't read it. I have no idea what I think about it.</p>
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<p>So, I was supposed to go around for dinner at Nick's house with Emma and John-Paul. However, somewhere along the line someone has forgotten about this fact, and now it is no longer happening, which leaves me at a loose end.</p>
<p><b>Tom's top ten restaurants/bars in London</b>:</p>
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<li> Maxwell's (Hampstead)<br />
At least one night in three I can be found sleazing around Maxwell's. The food is decent and unpretentious and the cocktails are great. It helps that it is about a foot from my front door...
<li> Star Café (Soho)<br />
Absolutely the BEST place to go around Tottenham Court Road for lunch at the moment. I'm there pretty much every Monday lunchtime to help me get over the angst of working. Solid cheap food (pasta with meatballs) and a lively atmosphere.
<li> The Edge (Soho)<br />
A mixed crowd of young media deviants frequent this fun and many-floored bar. The food's pretty good.
<li> Bar Tok (Chalk Farm)<br />
The live classical music can be a bit oppressive, but the decor is out of a Bond villian's fantasies...
<li> The Yard (Soho)<br />
In the summer, there is no better early evening bar in Central London. You can stand outside and eye up the local talent with ease. It can be hard to get to the bar though...
<li> The Lansdowne (Primrose Hill)<br />
So it's a bit media-friendly (Zoe Ball and Norman Cook were in there a while ago with Neil Morrissey), but it's Nick's local so I have an excuse. Also the food is good quality. Can get VERY crowded...
<li> Belgo's (Covent Garden)<br />
I haven't been in a while, but I always like it when I do. Cheap mussels, and hundreds of types of Belgian Beer...
<li> Retro Bar (Strand)<br />
The most indie-tastic gay venue in Central London feels a bit like a rowdy pub but with entertaining non-scene people...
<li> Yo! Sushi (Soho)<br />
If you like sushi, then you can't go wrong here. A conveyer-belt brings it right under your nose, and it has a robot to bring you drinks. How cool is that!?
<li> Nando's (All over London)<br />
OK. I know it's trashy - but it is also the best cheap satisfying meal that you can get on a Saturday lunchtime or before a movie. Yum.
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<p>It's very important that you all get over to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">The Nexus</a> immediately and read the first person account of the Battle of Seattle (The Core). It's incredibly moving stuff. Here's a brief excerpt:</p>
<p>"The whole way I was hoping that this story would get out. Hoping that the level of violence inflicted on non-violent protesters, peacefully assembled, would wake a lot of people up and show them the level of democracy in this country. Hoping that people would see what the level of force aimed at people who peacefully oppose the interests that are dominant in this country and the world. I returned home to have this hope crushed. The local news stations were reporting on the broken windows of businesses and not the broken bones of protesters. They reported on things like "police fatigue." Which I assume is when your arms get tired after you beat people for hours. They talked -and continue to talk about- the extremely "restraint, openmindedness, and gentleness" displayed by police."</p>
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<p>I was so appalled by <a href="http://mappa.mundi.net/visions/archive/visions_009.html">Zeldman's article on the POV 100 Top Sites Awards </a>that I thought something had to be done immediately.</p>
<p>So in the spirit of promoting creative and expressive sites all around the web you should immediately take part in the barbelith no-corporate creative poll.</p>
<p>There are over fifty creative and intelligent sites listed. All you have to do is check out a different three or four each day until the new year and vote on which one of them gives you most hope for the future of the web. This way I get to introduce you all to a whole huge world of wonder on the web.</p>
<p><form action="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/SubmitVote" method=post>
Each day, try out two or three of the sites below, and vote for the one that gives you most hope for the future of non-corporate creativity on the net.</p>
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<input type=radio name="vote" value="1"> 0sil8.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="2"> beatthief.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="3"> bine.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="4"> bittersweets.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="5"> bornmag.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="6"> coolstop.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="7"> croon.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="8"> disinfo.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="9"> eneri.net<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="10"> famewhore.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="11"> fathom5.net<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="12"> fray.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="13"> futurefarmers.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="14"> gizmonics.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="15"> glassdog.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="16"> grantstreetjournal.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="17"> grijn.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="18"> harlem.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="19"> hoopla.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="20"> industries.de<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="21"> infinite-race.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="22"> invertebrae.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="23"> jodi.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="24"> k10k.net<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="25"> liftingfaces.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="26"> mappa.mundi.net<br />
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<input type=radio name="vote" value="27"> navigatingthebody.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="28"> neuesentimentalfilm.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="29"> once-upon-a-forest.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="30"> opussoup.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="31"> palesky.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="32"> perfect.co.uk<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="33"> photomontage.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="34"> pixeljunkie.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="35"> praystation.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="36"> prehensile.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="37"> projectbox.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="38"> projectcool.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="39"> quiet-time.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="40"> randomacts.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="41"> rsub.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="42"> shift.jp.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="43"> smug.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="44"> soulflare.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="45"> superbad.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="46"> suffocate.org<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="47"> themonster.net<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="48"> thefinger.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="49"> tree-axis.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="50"> truedesigns.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="51"> uploading.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="52"> volumeone.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="53"> yenz.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="54"> yugop.com<br />
<input type=radio name="vote" value="55"> zeldman.com<br />
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<p>Which site gives you most hope for the future?
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<p><a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">SEE THE POLL IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT</a></p>
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<p>Finally the end comes to an exhausting and debilitating weekend filled with tensions and parties. It would be hard to deny that I have had a cool time, but I feel completely washed out. And I have work to do before I can sleep.</p>
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<p><a href="http://suffocate.org/">SUFFOCATE</a> is a group of web enthusiasts and designers who are given a different project each month. This month's concept is to communicate a message without using text.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.famewhore.com/">Famewhore</a> is wonderful place to go for design inspiration. You are unlikely to find more polished design anywhere on the net, and with a sense of humour too. Quite heavy on Flash, Javascript and DHTML, go with your browsers set to KILL...</p>
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<p>A review of some of the interesting sites on barbelith's <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non-corporate art</a> site poll today. Once you have visited a couple of them, simply visit the poll above and express your preference!</p>
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<p>I'm in the middle of one of those "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" e-mail conversations that people who have just met and who are involved in the web get into. It's always a little odd - particularly when one of your sites (this one) is the net equivalent of airing your problems with your transexual partner on Jerry Springer.</p>
<p>The person you are talking to suddenly gets an immediate insight into every aspect of your life - which can be particularly awkward their sites are well-designed corporate creatures, free of discussion of sex lives, family members, ex-partners and ongoing American TV series.</p>
<p>Time will tell what the reaction will be...</p>
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<p>DAMN IT. DAMN IT. I FAILED THE ENTRANCE EXAM AT <a href="http://www.gaijin.com/EvilPeople/">EvilPeople, INC.</a> Note to self. Be More Evil.</p>
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<p>Too much work to do. MUCH too much work to do. Co-worker at the Drone Factory is down with the flu, which leaves me toiling for two. On the plus side I bought myself a new VCR which is cool.</p>
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<p>Did you have a good journey into work this morning? If you live in London it is pretty likely that you didn't. Talk all about it at <a href="http://www.tubehell.co.uk/">tubehell.co.uk</a>.</p>
<p>On a rather different note, I'm perturbed by the progress of e-mail "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" discussion which started on Monday. It's just got a little, well, corporate. Don't know what I think about it.</p>
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<p>So I had lunch with e-mail correspondent. My concerns allayed, I am now very much in the holiday spirit and wish to share this good humour with all concerned. So I hereby DEMAND that you all send each other a <a href="http://www.timeout.com/postcards/card.html">Time Out Christmas Card</a> as soon as possible. </p>
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<p>So I went out for a drunken binge with the people from my journalism course last night, which was entertaining. Dave, who works at Capital Radio did his standard trick of getting drunk and aggressive, which was as ever interesting. By the end of the evening he was busy pawing Henry, who hardly seemed to notice.</p>
<p>Next Monday I have a press screening of <a href="http://www.three-kings.com">Three Kings</a> to attend. In fact this is a pretty heavy week for press screenings - and I will try to get something written for epinions on any films that are on general release in America. I think one of them is called <a href="http://www.bodyshotsmovie.com/">Body Shots</a>, and features Jerry O'Connell from Sliders.</p>
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<p>The almighty <a href="http://www.puffta.co.uk/qaf/">Queer as Folk</a> has a new site. It's not brilliant but it's not bad.</p>
<p>Today is the day from hell. I have to work all morning, make a short film (in half an hour at most), get my hair cut, run back and work all afternoon, see a press screening (Tumbleweed) and then proceed to a drunken party. I fear I will be very tired tomorrow.</p>
<p>I think the <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non-corporate art poll</a> is being highjacked by people from the various sites concerned. It's very important for you people to make your votes count!</p>
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<p>I take it all back. <a href="http://www.prehensile.com/">Prehensile Tales</a> is directing people to the poll and doesn't even (really) try to influence the voting. I am Jack's Desperate Needy Apologetic Aspect.</p>
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<p><a href="http://zeldman.com/coming.html">Zeldman.com</a> has commented on the <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non-corporate art poll</a>. To quote:</p>
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"The poll asks readers to visit the independent content sites honored in the Vision, and vote for the one which gives them "the most hope" about the Web. Barbelith creator Tom Coates hopes the poll will guide newcomers to "the best content on the Net" � since the big portals clearly don't do this job. (They point to large corporate sites that advertise in their pages.)
By nature, polls are popularity contests, and that makes us uneasy. Competition is beside the point. We think the last entry should read "All the Above." Still, we are happy that Barbelith - itself a damn fine site - is promoting independent content on the Web. 'Cause, people, it's our Web, not corporate America's Web."
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<p>I am completely honoured to be mentioned at Zeldman since it is, in many ways, the decentred centre of the web - connected intimately with the Web Standards Project and the fight to keep original non-corporate content visible on the web. It's as close to representing the "spirit of the web pioneers" as you can get. </p>
<p>I don't agree about the popularity poll thing though. I agree that polls are by their nature competitive - but only if they are taken seriously! The poll was designed to get people to look at some of the best independent content that the web has to offer, and the interactive part is merely a means to that end. However, if people think that it is against the spirit of the sites themselves then I'll remove it post haste...</p>
<p><b>TUMBLEWEEDS</b></p>
<p>Last night I went to the press screening of <a href="http://www.tumbleweeds-movie.com/">Tumbleweeds</a>. It was an affecting, slightly off-kilter film, which didn't opt for the easy answers. I basically liked it. But it was more interesting as a treatment of mothers. You felt sympathy for the mother who serially marries and runs across the country with her young daughter, pulling her in and out of schools, getting involved with abusive and violent men. She was portrayed as so childlike and confused herself that she almost couldn't be held accountable for her actions. </p>
<p>I sat there thinking that although the film was entirely convincing and moving, exactly the same story, with the same script but a different director, could have just as easily portrayed her as an inhuman monster.</p>
<p>This aspect slightly perturbed me. It made me wonder what actions <b>couldn't</b> be justified on screen with a sensitive back-story and a likable actor/actress. And whether the love of her daughter should really be taken as such a barometer of her morality. It seemed just as likely to me that the daughter in ten years time would resent her mother with a vengeance.</p>
<p>I'll think about it a bit more and then I'll post an <a href="http://www.epinions.com">epinion</a>.</p>
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<p>Three brief things. The first is really important. Both Zeldman and I got the URL for <a href="http://www.croon.org/">Croon</a> wrong. Which might explain why people aren't voting for it (link goes nowhere). Turns out it's not croon.com but <a href="http://www.croon.org/">croon.org</a>. Bum. I suggest that EVERYONE goes and looks at the site today and votes for it (should they feel that way inclined). </p>
<p>Zeldman himself (awe) has written to me and explains his feelings on the poll. Having heard him out properly, and heard his position through, I must confess I think I agree with him. Um. Finally, I wrote the damn epinion on <a href="http://kottke.epinions.com/mvie-review-2571-1BE62B19-38524088-bd3">Tumbleweeds</a>. I am now consumed with guilt as I think I sound right-wing and single mother hating, which fills me with horror.</p>
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<p>You remember what I was telling you about my interesting dalliance with a young American? Well hey! Lookee here. I made me a (tiny) gallery...</p>
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<p>The front page of barbelith reached 10,000 hits today. This is quite invigorating. The bomb has now had nearly 40,000 visitors, the nexus over 15,000. What a nice way to start the day...</p>
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<p>Could anyone who has a chance (and likes <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>) go to <a href="http://dereksantos.com/wahoo/Detailed/256.html">Wahoo!</a> and rate it for me. They only include people who have been rated more than ten times in their top-rated sites, and <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> languishes with five.</p>
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<p>I went Christmas shopping yesterday. I didn't feel like a politically insurgent sexual terrorist at all. I bought biscuits, chocolate, videos and Lebanese candy floss from Selfridges in London. At no point did I stick two fingers up at the ubercorporations. I must be getting old.</p>
<p>Here's an interesting site for you: <a href="http://www.incunabula.org/">The Incunabula Papers</a>. I'll let you make up your own mind about it though because I have yet to make up my mind.</p>
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<p>Yay! <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb" target="_top">The Bomb</a> is the top rated site at <a href="http://www.dereksantos.com/wahoo/Ratings/">Wahoo</a>.</p>
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<p>Like a recurrent dream comes the <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non-corporate art poll</a>.</p>
<p>I went out for a drink with e-mail correspondent last night which was supposed to lead into a press screening of Three Kings but didn't. I then stumbled off alone around central London under the influence of alcohol and tobacco and freezing my arse off around Leicester Square while feeling like I was about to vomit. An interesting evening.</p>
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<p>Listen very carefully, my friends, for this is the most important thing I have ever had to tell you. This concerns the wonders of Movie Therapy. For years I laboured under the misapprehension that when one was miserable one watched a sad film. Slowly over the years I began to realise that this wasn't the case. So here are some of my recommendations for handling emotional instability through Meme Therapy...</p>
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<tr><td valign="top" align="left"><font size="2" face="verdana"><b>Lovelorn/Lonely</b></font></td><td valign="top" align="left"><font size="1" face="verdana"><p>The immediate temptation when one is in this kind of mood is to go and see some form of romantic comedy. The phrase "comedy" is the killer here, creating the impression that you will be invigorated and cheered up by the story. Unfortunately this is simply not true when you are feeling lovelorn - instead you are likely to find your own situation even more pitiable and begin to hate and resent the film itself.</p>
<p>The best solution in these circumstances is to see a film that makes you feel powerful and pro-active, rather than one that makes you feel inadequate. Action films are always relatively good, but don't choose anything with particular lulls in it as these are likely to result in a loss of interest (Pulp Fiction has too large a range of emotional responses for example). A strong figure to identify with style and panache always helps. The Matrix is great for this kind of thing.</p>
<p>Another way out of the impasse is to watch a terrifying film which fills you with adrenaline. The original Halloween is particularly good for this, Scream is OK, but Scream 2 is hopeless.</p>
<p>If you are of a slightly more cynical bent, you can scrabble a certain amount of pleasure and bile out of a black comedy. This is not recommended for those unfamiliar with Meme Therapy as you are prone to savage eyebrow movements and attacks of biting satirical wit.</p>
<b>Recommendations:</b> The Matrix, A Bond Film, Terminator 2, Scream, Halloween. [Cynical Bent: Fight Club, Cube]
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<p>Anger against a partner is the only time when you can effectively watch a romantic comedy, but be careful that you choose the time well as the experience of watching the film will either cause you to forgive your partner and be sensitive and loving for a while, or you will immediately dump them to be with someone you think you <i>can</i> be sensitive or loving with. Be careful, romantic comedies are dangerous things.</p>
<p><b>Recommendations:</b> Working Girl, Wall Street, Mallrats, When Harry Met Sally, One Fine Day, The Matrix.</p>
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<p>That's all for now. Remember these are not general film recommendations, but ways of dealing with and alleviating emotional difficulties that you might be facing. Go with my love, my children.</p>
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<p>There's something wrong with the non-corporate poll, and I can't help thinking it has something to do with <a href="http://glassdog.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000087.html">those scamps at glassdog.org</a>.</p>
<p>So, I am back in pining mode after two concurrent days of rejection and humiliation, both personal and professional. I have been invited to see three separate people tonight - the wonderful Katy who is just down for the night, the heart-squished Josh R, who isn't having the best time in his love-life either and the ever-present Nick, who is determined to go and see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0108188">Sonatine</a> on the big screen.</p>
<p>I'm going to blow them all off so I can go home and mope effectively. This is good news for people who like barbelith, because these moods generally produce some of my best design work. You leeches...</p>
<p>Is the point of a weblog to record cool places on the net or to be really self-indulgent and talk about whatever you want? Hmmmm - an interesting question...</p>
<p>Americans should use <a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/PRESIDENT/">Selectsmart</a> to find the presidential candidate for them. That is, of course, if they are naive enough to believe pre-election promises. Apparently my ideal candidate is Bill Bradley. From having read the summaries of the various positions of the candidates, it's not that far off although the overt policy pronouncements of Al Gore aren't that far away from my own views (except for those views advocating meme terrorism and epistemological insurgency of course). [from <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut</a>]</p>
<p>I love the idea of <a href="http://affiliate.isyndicate.com/">iSyndicate</a> and think the design (by the astonishing <a href="http://www.powazek.com/">Powazek</a>) is pretty elegant as well. I'm a little concerned that it will result in the homogenisation of the web, but it is just as likely that it will produce a world of better educated and more informed people. Which I suppose is probably a good thing...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blogger.com" target="blank">Blogger</a> is wacked out on drugs and speed. Whoa baby - watch that new, intricate and clever interface do its thing. Woof.</p>
<p>There's this quote in Heathers (the film with Christian Slater) which goes something like "Now I use my high IQ to decide what colour lip-gloss to wear". If you added to that discussions about inter-racial relationships and cultural stereotyping in Star Trek, you might have some idea of how far I have fallen over the last couple of years. Kudos to Nick to listening to me ramble on last night.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.redmeat.com/">Red Meat</a> appeals to the cynic in me, but is somehow unfulfilling. There's something too easy about most of it. You know - not quite biting enough. Having said that, <a href="http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/comics/rm_446.htmlx">this one</a> is pretty lovely...</p>
<p>The <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non corporate poll</a> has got into silly money as the <a href="http://www.glassdog.org">glassdog.org</a> crew blast it with infinite votes. I can't really be cross since it isn't a competition. Still it is a funny thing to do with your time.</p>
<p>In the interests of fairness, here's a few words about a few of the other sites that you should look up if you get a chance: <a href="http://www.pixeljunkie.com/">Pixel Junkie</a> is an elegantly designed site (rebuilt a couple of weeks ago) itself filled with links to sites of a similar classy standard. Much recommended. <a href="http://www.soulflare.com/">Soulflare</a> takes design completely away from the technocracy of much online work towards a much more fluid, photo-impressionist style (forgive me if I get a bit florid here). A series of rotating exhibitions demonstrate some of the most intelligent work you will find on the net.</p>
<p>On an altogether more amusing note: for those of you who live in London check out pages 4,6 and 44 of the latest issue of Time Out. Advertrasharama.</p>
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<p>So I used to run this site called <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/blank/">Blank Faeces</a>, which was designed to reward people who built interesting personal content sites on the web. Basically it wasn't a very good site, so after a great deal of thought I completely ignored everyone who wrote in hoping to get an award.</p>
<p>Most of the sites that people sent to me were pretty bloody awful, but I have only just stumbled upon <a href="http://www.xs4all.nl/~allert/">estetik</a> - a site which was sent to me a month ago with a note asking for feedback. Well frankly, it's wonderful...</p>
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<p>There is this comic book called Doom Patrol, or at least there was a good few years ago. It was written by the immortal Grant Morrison, whom we adore. Anyway - in this comic book there was this character called Crazy Jane. Jane had multiple personality disorder, with a separate super-power for each one. It sounds amusing, but it wasn't - she was a traumatised character who had been abused in her youth and who had absolutely no control over which personality (aggressive, catatonic, violent, sexual) appeared.</p>
<p>I don't mean to scare people, but this cutting-edge and much-loved character may be the focus of a <a href="http://www.anotheruniverse.com/buzz/index.asp?x_date=12/16/99">new movie featuring (gulp) Sandra Bullock</a>...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.disinfo.com/">Disinfo.com</a> is having a <a href="http://con2000.disinfo.com/">conference</a> in NYC. Apparently, Mr Morrison is to attend. Very jealous.</p>
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<p>Last Night was Time Out's Christmas party, held in King's Cross in London. An extraordinarily odd evening with much drinking, schmoozing, flirting and doing of stupid things. I danced like a devil. Other than spending 35 minutes in a taxi rank waiting for a cab to take me home, and the systematic drunken abuse of a young drug crazed gentleman (and the spending of unnecessary monies) it was probably, all things considered, quite a laugh.</p>
<p>Tonight I have a party in South London, doing gay karaoke. It is so cold outside and I am so poor and hungover that I have to confess the idea doesn't really appeal to me. Still it might be enough general distraction to stop me thinking about various love-life related things. Had a chat to potential main squeeze a couple of days ago, in which he said that he didn't think a relationship between us could work. I replied that I knew that, but that I wanted to do it nonetheless. The only question therefore was whether or not he wanted to as well. He said he'd think about it over Christmas. For such a non-committal answer I feel strangely elated. Time will tell I suppose.</p>
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<p><b>I missed a day.</b> That hasn't happened for ages. Perhaps I am suffering from the apparently catching weblogger flu... [<a href="http://www.powazek.com/">Powazek feels bad</a>][<a href="http://www.kottke.org/">Kottke was sick</a>]</p>
<p><b>Quick bit of politics.</b> Imagine British party politics as two weights, one arranged on the right wing and one on the left wing of a finely tuned set of scales. Traditionally, as one party moved further out on its wing, the other party either had to extend itself similarly down its wing or gather more support in the middle. We now have a new model, as the party that moves further and further to the right sheds voters and MPs, while the party on the centre left has a quick lie down and a glass of port.</p>
<p>It's a strange state of affairs when even <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_572000/572545.stm">Tories think their party is too right-wing</a>...</p>
<p><b>I was going to suggest some links from people who hate Christmas.</b> Yahoo has a reasonably decent selection of <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Holidays_and_Observances/Christmas/Opposing_Views/">pretty average sites</a> made by people who hate Christmas. But I don't hate it - not really - I just hate the inconvenience and responsibility which I feel when it starts to approach. It would be better if Christmas really was a holiday - but families are hardly holidays - in fact quite often quite the opposite.</p>
<p>Still it will be nice to see my brother, who as ever I miss terribly...</p>
<p><b>No word</b> from potential main squeeze as yet. There probably won't be any unless either I make the effort or the New Year approaches.</p>
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<p>Something to make the Americans sick. You can now preorder the new Invisibles trade paperback "Kissing Mister Quimper" on <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1840231599');">amazon.co.uk</a> but you can't on amazon.com. More information on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb" target="_top">The Bomb</a> (in the news and collections sections).</p>
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<p>I'll tell you something for nothing. If we make contact with Aliens via <a href="http://www.heinekenoutreach.com/homepage/">Heineken</a>'s website, then I will be completely gutted. We'd be an interstellar laughing stock...</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">non-corporate poll</a> reaches 1000 votes...</p>
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<p>So I finally watched <a href="http://tnt.turner.com/movies/tntoriginals/pirates/">Pirates of Silicon Valley</a> the other day, which a friend had sent me from America a year ago. (I have just bought a new video which can actually show American standard tapes.) I am confused about my feelings towards it - and as time has passed it has remained stuck in my head.</p>
<p>There are a couple of reasons for this - it's portrayal of <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/">Bill Gates and Microsoft</a> is resolutely unpleasant, and while <a href="http://www.apple.com">Steve Jobs</a> doesn't seem entirely pleasant either, I have more respect for his attitude and his vision. It doesn't hurt that the whole film treats Gates as nothing but a scheming opportunist, nor does it hurt that Jobs is played by Noah Wyle, about who I made one of my <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/">first proper sites</a> (and which I still occasionally update). But that isn't all of it.</p>
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<p>Every so often you come across a site which is interesting, incredibly well designed and really meshes with your own personal zeitgeist. <a href="http://www.kabbalah.com">Check out kabbalah.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Support the <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/">eToys boycott</a> (entry Dec 21). More tomorrow.</p>
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<p>So my throat is slowly closing up and I am having trouble swallowing. With three days to go until Christmas, could I really be finally getting the flu? Please god no.</p>
<p>Battled away with <a href="http://www.neonlit.com/">Neonlit</a> at work today, despite the fact that there are endless other things I should be doing. Finally got it to a place that I am comfortable with. Take a look. Cheer me up.</p>
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<p>Why is it that I always seem to do my best design on other people's sites? It's only small, but check out the new student guide button on <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">Time Out</a>'s site. I think it came out rather well.</p>
<p>Plague remains on periphery. Hopefully I will fight it off before it gets a chance to get a foothold. At least today is my last day at work before Christmas - so I can spend tonight watching TV in bed and wrapping presents. Easy, warm, health-producing activities.</p>
<p>There's this wonderful thing in Baudrillard where he says that it is dull to think of the world as approaching an apocalypse, but much more interesting to work on the principle that it has already happened. There's this wonderful thing in Grant Morrison's work in which he talks about how the spiritual armageddon has come and gone and the physical world is just taking a long time to catch up. These ideas appeal to me. But as Y2K approaches, I can't help wondering whether or not we will all be hunter gatherers in the months ahead. For more see <a href="http://www.fear2k.com/">fear2k.com</a>.</p>
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<p>So Barbelith is now getting more hits than <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/" target="_top">The Bomb</a>. Go figure. Plague marches on relentlessly. Managed to get to sleep at 3am, alarm set to 8am so that I can get the train back to my parents' house in Norfolk. Note to self: buy cold pills immediately.</p>
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<p>So Christmas has come and gone and with it comes the standard array of bizarre family stories. Last year all I could manage was the weirdness of my father specifically asking for (and receiving) 50 bic biros (blue). This year I have the double pleasure of having received a carefully wrapped up can of soup from my uncle while my grandmother insists on wandering around the house saying very loudly, "Where's my pussy!?", "Have you seen my pussy!?".</p>
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<p>Phew - the whole Christmas thing is gradually slowing to a halt. I am still at my family's house in Norfolk, but not for much longer. Wednesday morning I am on a train and should be back at home (and able to restore normal service) by the evening. Weird family stories by the bucket load, but I should probably not tell any of them. I have been trying (unsuccessfully) to avoid conversations about politics, because I know they always end in arguments, but my mother insists that Tony Blair is an elected dictator resolved to consolidate his power. I frankly don't know what to say in response to a comment like that...</p>
<p>So I went to see Mystery Men [<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0132347">IMDB</a>] [<a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-Mystery_Men_1999">Epinions</a>] [<a href="http://www.mysterymen.com/">Official Site</a>] this evening with my brother, who folded up all the arm rests and lay spread-eagled over several seats stuffing his face with cola bottle sweets. It completely reaffirmed my life-long desire to be a super-villain.</p>
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<p>I am returning to London tomorrow at which point I will immediately be going to see Dogma with Liz and whoever else I can find to accompany us. My plan is to clean my mind of all the crap that has been accumulating - parents, relationships, little fucking arseholes fucking me around - you know - the whole enchilada. Hmmm... Never sworn so heavily on barbelith before. Feels strangely ... satisfying.</p>
<p>So I have finally found a purpose for the millennium. I am going to do a little stocktaking over the next couple of days and purge myself of every last extraneous and pointless thing in my life. I am going to throw away about a half of the crap in my room, get rid of a thousand bad friends, kill off all the sexual intrigue in my life and return to some form of automaton-like emotionless equilibrium. Accenuate the positive. Eliminate the negative... Savagely.</p>
<p>Oh yeah - WEBLOG - sorry - forgot about that for a few days. Hmmm. Let's see... I am currently unthrilled with <a href="http://www.timeout.com/studentmag/">students</a>, <a href="http://www.photodc.com/christmas98/index.html">sappy infantile concepts of Christmas</a>, and <a href="http://www.projectcool.com/">DHTML snowflakes on web pages</a> (these are all over the place and must be stopped).</p>
<p>A last note: Ask Jeeves doesn't half come up with some weird answers to <a href="http://www.aj.com/main/askJeeves.asp?origin=0&qSource=4&site_name=Jeeves&metasearch=yes&ask=What+should+I+do+when+I+am+fucked+off+with+people+screwing+me+around%3F&x=9&y=11">perfectly reasonable questions</a>...</p>
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<p>Oops. I accidentally wrote an <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4312-7E66132-386A975F-prod1">epinion on Mystery Men</a>.</p>
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<p>Today's barbelith celebrates <a href="http://www.etoys.com">etoys</a> decision not to press its <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,33330,00.html">utterly ridiculous law suit</a>. Bear in mind though that the precedent probably still stands.</p>
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<p>So it's New Year's Eve. I am at home in Hampstead, waiting for some kind of information about what I am going to be doing this evening. My friend Toby is planning to be down at the Thames for the events this evening, with a block of people. He is taking survival gear and rucksacks, which frankly sounds horrific to me. Nick, on the other hand, is dangling the possibility of a party filled with sexy young things for later in the evening - whether or not it is before midnight (or indeed where it is) I just don't know!</p>
<p>I feel profoundly exhausted by the requirement to enjoy myself this evening. That can't be right...</p>
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<p>I wanted to get a new relaunched barbelith up today, but the site is so far away from being completed, that I just can't. Which is a pity. Happy new Millennium people. Use it well.</p>
<p>Last night in a nutshell:</p>
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<li><b>6:00</b> Start to get tense about various people not having contacted me about what I should be doing in the evening. Tension a direct result of over self-analysis in the face of large NUMBER.
<li><b>7:00</b> Hear that the party that I thought started around 11pm, I shouldn't be going to until 1pm having done SOMETHING ELSE. Desperately try to think of something else to do. Decide to join Toby in Central London.
<li><b>7:30</b> Arrive in Central London - look around in an incredibly scared way. Trawl through mud to find several people I know sitting on inflatable sofa in Jubilee Gardens overlooking the Houses of Parliament and next to the London Eye ferris wheel.
<li><b>8:00</b> Already slightly bored, I am delighted to see that something is actually going to happen as Tony Blair sends a signal from somewhere in London which starts the London Eye amid explosions of fireworks. It is very cold. There is a flyby by Concorde which is extremely noisy but completely invisible as the cloud is so heavy.
<li><b>9:00</b> It's even more cold now, and muddy and boring. Nothing is happening. Drink is scarce (which is partly my fault), but the absolute absence of anything to actually do is beginning to drive me insane.
<li><b>9:30</b> My friend Fenner has a girlfriend called Sally. She has been wandering around for about an hour and a half trying to find him. She finds us just as he ducks off. She goes ballistic. He comes back, she is a pussycat. Women are weird.
<li><b>10:00</b> People say that they want to walk around rather than sitting on inflatable sofa in middle of mud. Toby looks at them as if they are insane. Fenner admits to me that he is incredibly bored.
<li><b>11:00</b> One hour to go and I suddenly realise that getting away from this central location after the fireworks is going to be appalling and will result in me being cold and bored for even longer than I feared. I suddenly decide that this is intolerable. Toby tells me that if I go anywhere else I will completely miss midnight. I decide that I don't care and go for a wander. The crowds are incredible, heaving all over Central London. I go to Waterloo tube station, but they won't let me in. I go to Waterloo bridge and it is closed for the night. They tell me that three bridges away you can cross the river. It's half an hour walk which would leave me in completely the wrong part of London. I am trying to get to Bond Street to go to the party earlier than I was supposed to.
<li><b>11:30</b> Getting increasingly convinced that I will miss midnight (but finding the running around much more interesting and warming than the sitting around) I finally find access to Waterloo Underground. It is all clean and new down underground, and almost completely empty because people are trying to get INTO London rather than out of it.
<li><b>11:45</b> I arrive at Bond Street feeling mildly smug and wander down the road to the party. When I arrive I discover that it is a very small party which followed on from some kind of dinner party. I know almost no one there, but they are all really nice. The flat is astonishing and filled with very expensive looking period oil paintings, a dining room with dark mirrored walls and lots of strange corridors. Everyone is smoking and eating satsumas. I smoke a cigar for the first time ever and feel mildly ridiculous.
<li><b>12:00</b> Midnight comes and I watch it on TV, while explaining to everyone exactly why I left the events we are watching in order to be at their party. They all ask about the people I am supposed to be there with. I look slightly sheepish and hope to myself that they will arrive shortly. Three major figures emerge at this point, Tiffany, who is a friend of a friend and extremely drunk (and who keeps changing the music on the stereo before her previous selection has even ended), Annie and her boyfriend Matt. Annie and Matt are both incredibly beautiful, with Matt being short with scruffy looking hair (which endears him to me immediately).
<li><b>1:00</b> Kate and Nick arrive. Nick takes over immediately although he knows no one there at all. I gratefully recede into the background a little and try not to say anything too stupid. Kate and I play around like lunatics, giggling at straight men's inability to dance.
<li><b>2:30</b> I try to hide by myself for a while as I am suddenly tired and wishing that Max was with me, which he clearly isn't. Get a bit maudlin. Three people come and insist on talking to me. I smile in a rather pale fashion and wish they would go away.
<li><b>3:00</b> Kate, Nick and Tiffany decide that we should all go down to the river (which I left a mere 3 hours earlier). We never make it. Tiffany is too drunk and lears suggestively at every man we pass. Many of them lear back. Nick decides to be very ebullient to passers by. Kate handles everything extremely well, but is basically tolerating them. We walk around Central London for an hour without actually getting anywhere near the Thames.
<li><b>4:00</b> Get on a night bus and arrive home around 4:30am!
<li><b>11:30</b> Wake up. Have horrible lavatory related dietary problem. Decide to blame Toby's cold sausages from many hours before. Go back to sleep.
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<p><a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">How was it for you?</a></p>
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<p>Dull as it seems, my resolution for the upcoming year is to "do more gay things". I have decided that I know altogether too many straight people and far far too few gay people. I mean, am I not in touch with my community? Where is my sense of solidarity?</p>
<p>The web has been completely dead over the last couple of weeks - Christmas particularly killed peoples' desire to surf, and New Year seems to have done the same. <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">The Nexus</a> is almost empty, <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">Kottke</a> and <a href="http://www.powazek.com/">Powazek</a> have hardly been writing at all, there are no new IPOs on <a href="http://www.hsx.com/">HSX</a> and page views on barbelith have halved in around a week. It's all very aggravating.</p>
<p>Wired has exceeded expectations by producing the most boring <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,33353,00.html">"Things that will happen in the year 2000"</a> I have ever seen. It's probably accurate, but frankly who cares when the future's so dull!</p>
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<p>Powazek has politely pointed out that he has written two new pieces for <a href="http://www.sfstories.com/">sf stories</a>. I am an idiot. While we are at it, why don't you tell the fray <a href="http://www.fray.com">where you were at midnight</a>...</p>
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<p>Mr Blair, the prime minister of the United Kingdom, has <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_580000/580334.stm">given his approval</a> to the creation of GeT <a href="http://www.get-time.org/">Greenwich Electronic Time</a>. The site for this is incredibly boring, and I can't help feeling rather misses the point. I mean of course it is handy to have a standard to measure time on the net, but <a href="http://www.swatch.com">Swatch</a>'s system seems to me to have more going for it (although it isn't particularly intuitive). It seems to me that one of the functions of Internet time must be to make it very easy for people to agree to meet online without having to take into account regional time differences. Therefore the system must be intuitive enough for people to be able to understand, while different enough from the standard layout of time to not be confused with it. It's important that people can say lets meet at XXXX and understand where that is in relation to their own time even when their own times are very different.</p>
<p>So here is a preliminary statement regarding BIT - Barbelith Internet Time. My suggestion is to keep with the 24 hour clock (because people have to be able to work out its relation to their own time when things like daylight saving and stuff kick in in the real world), keep it running from Greenwich (why the hell not, everything has done for years anyway) and only abstract its <b>presentation</b>. Something like 3113 for 1:13 pm GMT, minutes first, hours second. I know it seems ridiculous, but it should make time translation really easy while not allowing it to be confused with local time. Six figure numbers would have the seconds at the front - hence 003021 would mean 9.30pm exactly GMT. Someone who currently uses Eastern Standard Time would be able to say to someone two hours ahead of them to meet at 003018BIT which would be half past one EST and half past three for the other guy.</p>
<p><b>Has anyone got any other ideas?</b></p>
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<p>I am back at work, and thrilling it is too... I am really taken with the way that <a href="http://metajohn.com/">metajohn</a> has incorporated the date information into his blog. I may be forced to steal valuable sexy ideas from him.</p>
<p><b>INTERNET TIME PART TWO:</b></p>
<p>So the response to my first conception of Internet time wasn't particularly overwhelming. People seemed (how should I put this) ... confused ... by its purpose and/or functionality. Looking over it again they are probably correct.</p>
<p>So I have a new and better idea. Imagine this - you wish to organise a meeting with someone at 1pm your time. You decide on e-mail. You click on the new e-mail button, write what you want, and when it comes time to put in the time of the meeting you click on the clock icon on your toolbar. This icon triggers a "realtime" plugin which would bring up an image of a clock which you could click on, thereby selecting a time. This then writes a small piece of code into your e-mail which <i>you</i> would see as 1pm.</p>
<p>However this code at the OTHER end would be read by the plugin and automatically translated into the equivalent in their time-zone - thus your meeting partner would view it as 3pm (for example).</p>
<p>This plugin could then be added to any number of packages, automatically translating a particular timecode into what time it should be in the place where it was read. (Packages like word processors and web browsers are obvious examples - you can do something on the web like it with applets or javascript, but they go no further).</p>
<p>If you added to the functionality of the plugin by having it check the time against some form of authority (such as GMT) and automatically setting the computer's internal clock accordingly, you could have a really handy nice little device that would completely invisibly generate a standard for Internet Time.</p>
<p>And to make it more entertaining, you could have any number of additional translation timescales in place - you could specify you wanted to see times sent to you in Swatch Internet Time (automatically translated with Swatch's permission) or any number of wacked out systems. Think of it - on your home computer you could choose to work completely in StarDates (with the permission of Paramount of course). And if you wanted to extend it to dates, you could operate in a completely different calendar (although that might get a little too confusing). And it wouldn't matter at all, because to the people who you communicated with would all think you were making all these appointments in whatever system they preferred as well!</p>
<p>Is there anyone out there interested in developing such a mini-app? I even have a snappy name for it: THERMIDOR, after the month of the French Revolutionary calendar in which I was born.</p>
<p>More ravings tomorrow.</p>
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<p>The point of weblogs is to talk about other weblogs - actually no, that is completely not the point. Still - never mind, eh? <a href="http://www.metajohn.com">Metajohn</a> thinks I am nice. <a href="http://www.digitalmediatree.com/dave/dratfink.shtml">Drat Fink</a> has said in response to yesterdays ravings (and I quote): "i hate it when im confronted with intelligent thoughts on other blogs, then im forced to actually use my brain, which only reminds me that i hadnt been using it prior to that point".</p>
<p>The domain name <a href="http://www.year2000.com">www.year2000.com</a> has been put up for auction on <a href="http://www.ebay.com">eBay</a>. I think bids closed at around $10,000,000 [<a href="http://news2.thls.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_589000/589431.stm">Full Story</a>]. Why do I suspect barbelith.com will never be worth a penny? Huh? Answer me that!</p>
<p>I am adding stuff to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/" target="_top">The Bomb</a> as we speak. It might be in your best interests to go and have a look!</p>
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<p>British Telecom finally did something useful with the web. I know it is a shock, but it's true! No longer will I be paying 50p a shot for directory enquiries when I can go to <a href="http://www.bt.com/phonenetuk">www.bt.com/phonenetuk</a>.</p>
<p>Yesterday a new <a href="http://www.apple.com/powermac/">G4</a> arrived in TimeOut.com's offices. I am in awe. Lust lust lust lust.</p>
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<p>What kind of advice is this: <i>Mystery Meat Navigation: An Introduction. People are always asking me, "What's the best site on the Web?" My response is "There is no best site because the best site is the one that as soon as someone clicks a link to go there, money is automatically sucked out of their wallet."</i>?</p>
<p>Well I am afraid Barbelith operates on a non-corporate principle, as I think do most of the very best sites on the net (at least the ones that I visit). So I am therefore more than happy to be (in the words of the man who I quote above) a <a href="http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/badnavigation.html">web site that sucks</a>.</p>
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<p>Under strick instructions from <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</a> I went and checked out <a href="http://www.milpool.com/info/interviews/groening2.shtml">Matt Groening's Top Ten Simpsons Episodes</a>. I don't agree with a couple of them - Frank Grimes was appalling - but there are some classic moments here. "We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us!".</p>
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<p>Let's see - what have I been up to over the last week that I haven't told you about?</p>
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<li> I finally got off my fat arse and wrote an <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-37AD-91D20F2-38787570-bd1">epinion on Dogma</a>.
<li> I flirted (no more) with this guy called Sean who is a friend of Toby. He's charming, lives in America, is doing a doctorate in the Classics and is the son of a Persian Princess. He's back in America now though.
<li> I got down to work and started adding annotations to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>.
<li> I went out for a drink on Friday night with Liz, Dave and Kath rather than go to Toby's birthday party or do more gay shit with Evil Michael or Chrusty.
<li> I went to the cinema to see Sleepy Hollow with Toby and Vera. The film was entertaining even though I figured out the Scooby Doo ending really early. I had nightmares about it, which was really strange as I haven't had nightmares after a film for about fifteen years.
<li> I got a bit mournful thinking about my twenty-year old returning to London (which he does today), and came to the conclusion that he probably wouldn't be ringing me any time soon.
<li> I went to the gym twice and felt very smug.
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<p>As far as I am concerned, the only news of the day is <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_597000/597169.stm">AOL buying Time Warner</a>. A few months ago people were talking about how large media companies would be buying up Internet companies, but now it looks like the world is moving in another direction. AOL is already worth almost half as much again as <a href="http://www.pathfinder.com/corp/">Time Warner</a>, which counts amongst its acquisitions an American TV Network, an international chain of shops and cinemas, Warner Bros films (who made <a href="http://wwww.whatisthematrix.com/">The Matrix</a>), <a href="http://www.time.com">Time</a> magazine and <a href="http://www.dccomics.com/">DC Comics</a> amongst many others. AOL on the other hand owns <a href="http://www.netscape.com/">Netscape</a>, <a href="http://www.icq.com/">ICQ</a> and now has a controlling interest in the newly merged company. And this company is affiliated with <a href="http://www.sun.com/">Sun Microsystems</a>, both of them allied against <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/">Microsoft</a>'s domination of the computing operating system market.</p>
<p>Things are just getting interesting...</p>
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<p>Time Out's reviewers have reached new heights of perfection. The new Pet Shop Boy's single "You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You Are Drunk" is described as: "More dirty grunting fuckpig pop from the leathered-up and greased-down mule-bucket gore-hounds." What can I say?</p>
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<p>I have been looking over sites that I built nearly a year ago now, and I can't help thinking that they were rather better than the crap I am building at the moment. I mean <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/" target="_top">The Bomb</a> looks pretty hot, but started around that time, I still think <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">The Nexus</a> looks like complete arse (particularly when compared with <a href="http://www.glassdog.org">glassdog.org</a> and Barbelith itself is little more than a gaudy stopgap.</p>
<p>So to help myself get myself back on form I have decided to upload one of my older projects Fin de Siecle to the site - it probably won't be updated any more in its current form (it was far far too much work), but hopefully it will inspire me to get around to rebuilding it, and the other parts of the site that are in desperate need. Whatever happened to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/micro/index2.htm">Microlith</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/dice/">Dice Man</a> etc etc? Well - I need about four months off work to get them up and running as well!</p>
<p>So go and check out the old <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/fin/" target="_top">Fin de Siecle</a> and <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">let me know</a> what you think of it. I'll try and get the new one up and running sometime before July... (!)</p>
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<p>Went to see Head On again this evening. It's a strange film - sexy but laboured (if that is possible). I was hoping to meet a friend for a drink afterwards, but the various people I had in the frame for the role of "friend" decided to blow me off (in the American rather than English use of the phrase).</p>
<p>I occasionally suggest personal sites to look at. I can't imagine two sites more different than <a href="http://www.toby.stone.org/">toby.stone.org</a> and <a href="http://www.interlog.com/~lynnm/resume/pages/">Lynn MacEachen's site</a>. Toby is a friend of mine with a rather ... Edwardian ... sense of fun. Among his many galleries is one of a recent party he had at the Oxford and Cambridge Club in London. I was invited, but was unable to attend. Having seen the pictures, I notice a surprising lack of fifth dimensional incursions, space-time supersolids and general political insurrection...</p>
<p>Lynn's site on the other hand is as 21st Century as you could hope for.</p>
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<p>I don't mean to be churlish, but how come for the last week barbelith has been getting about 150 visitors a day, and then yesterday suddenly gets over 300?! There's no evidence in the referrer log. What on earth is going on?</p>
<p>I have been separated from most of my e-mail because of a problem with my ISP. I can still receive it, but I can't easily reply, which leaves me feeling more than a little cyberimpotent. </p>
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<p>Tomorrow night I am thinking of going to Popstarz in North London. Now all I need is to find someone pliant to take with me.</p>
<p>SKY: Friends, ER, Roswell High, Veronica's Closet, The Simpsons. I swear - I'm in television trash heaven.</p>
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<p>How sad is this. In one month exactly it is Valentine's Day. Every year it is a strange time for me, as I always find myself either tense about the relationship (or otherwise) that I am in, or feeling bad for not being in one. And the worst thing is all your coupled friends are too busy throwing flowers and underwear at each other to be any fun at all. Sheesh - some people can be so self-involved (joke).</p>
<p>This year is a particularly odd one. I decided a few weeks ago to aid my (I suppose) "ex" by keeping my distance for a while. Frankly I doubt he's noticed, but since everything has been calming down reasonably well (both internally and externally) I grudgingly think that it is probably a good thing. But I'm a sap for Valentine's Day and want to get him something. However, because of the nature of our relationship at this present time I need to get something that isn't too sappy, offers no pressure or anything but is still vaguely touching in a kind of lightly poignant kind of way. If I could find a way to be perfect and rise above everything then that would be great too.</p>
<p>I really really need some ideas. <a href="mailto:tom@NOSPAMbarbelith.com">HELP ME</a>.</p>
<p>In preparation for the full horror - here are some Valentines related sites: <a href="http://www.blinddate.org/martarteng/indexeng444.html">blinddate.org</a> is the perfect place to set a couple of young proto-lovers up (or to cause mayhem by setting up bitter enemies). In a rather more trashy vein is <a href="http://www.usacitylink.com/cupid/">Cupid's Cove</a> - I don't have much more to say to that... "Loving You"'s <a href="http://holidays.lovingyou.com/february/index.shtml">Valentine's Site</a> is almost enough to make me take an axe to people in couples, but I will probably manage to restrain myself for a few more weeks (four probably).</p>
<p>So I think I will end with an unnecessarily venomous guide to The Day of Pink. It's a little savage even for my tastes, but there's an explosion in it, so it's pretty much OK with me! Check out <a href="http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/love.html">The Alt.Suicide.Holiday Valentine's Day Survival Kit</a>.</p>
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<p>First of three things to talk about today is a bit of an announcement. There will be a gathering for anyone who hangs out in <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">The Nexus</a> on February 4th at Popstarz in London. More information as I have it, but it should be a tremendous laugh with much drinking and the like. Drop me a line if you are interested!</p>
<p>Second thing is a little diary entry - and is also about Popstarz. On Friday night I went out for a drink with Nick E. to the Leisure Lounge and Popstarz. I wasn't sure if I was going to be in the right kind of mood for all night clubbing, but it turned out that Nick was perfect company and we had a great time schmoozing and boozing. The club is about 60-70% gay, and Nick is about 95-100% straight, but he often seems to meet attractive and interesting women there. </p>
<p>Nick had told me earlier in the evening that he used to explain very firmly to any gentleman who flirted with him that he wasn't interested, thanks very much, but that he had decided in recent months just to play along and flirt back for a while and then wander off with a smug smile on his face. I told him I thought this was reasonably dodgy and could really interfere with the cheeriness and good spirits of anyone foolish enough to find him attractive.</p>
<p>This night however, he found himself very squarely in the sights of a rather aimiable-looking 6'4" besuited man. But appearances can be deceiving and within about five minutes, said collosal gentleman was exploring Nick's body with an altogether unexpected enthusiasm. Nick looked very sheepish. Several times he gestured to me to save him from this situation, but I decided that (since all he had to do was say - oops ... sorry ... straight) he probably deserved it and could save himself. With a great big grin on my face I made a cod impression of someone who didn't understand his request.</p>
<p>But Nick REFUSED to 'fess up to the Giant Suit - and as time passed he got simultaneously more perturbed and amused by his situation. For an instant I turned away, and when I glanced back Nick was alone. He grinned a grin, and made a gesture of relief and we danced some more. Suddenly I find Giant Suit leering up behind me. Doubling over to reach my ear he whispers to me "Why did you have to have such a HOT boyfriend?!".</p>
<p>Nick is in trouble.</p>
<p>Anyway - the rest of the evening was fun - I met a great guy from the <a href="http://www.lse.ac.uk">LSE</a> with whom I spent an entertaining evening and whom I wish I could see again, but don't think I will. I could tell you more, but I don't think I will. All in all a pretty entertaining few hours.</p>
<p>Finally, on a rather more geeky note, I have been looking at <a href="affiliate.isyndicate.com">iSyndicate Affiliates</a> (which was designed by our esteemed colleague at <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek.com</a>) in preparation for the big redesign challenge I am setting myself. But it occurred to me that I hadn't seen many of their affiliates out there in the real world, which made me wonder if they would be of any use to me at all.</p>
<p>So I was interested when today I was sent the URL for a site called <a href="http://fragileminds.markside.com/">Fragile Minds</a> which uses similar newsfeeds from places like <a href="http://www.moreover.com">moreover.com</a>. Fragile Minds is an interesting site which illustrates that one an use these newsfeeds not just to replicate the content of the information provider but to allow you to produce a site in which everything you create is <b>new</b>, while still offering more of a service to the people who read your site.</p>
<p>I'm still not totally convinced by such newsfeeds, but it is cool that there are decent sites out there using them.</p>
<p>So that's it for today - quite an epic post - much longer than normal. Hope you are all having a good weekend!</p>
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<p>I accidentally wrote some epinions of: <a href="http://www.epinions.com/musc-review-324C-CC09923-3881C5FE-bd1">Moby</a>, Play / <a href="http://www.epinions.com/kifm-review-4BB3-CCDD014-3881E7D3-bd1">Roswell High</a> / <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4FA8-CC76F45-3881D77F-bd1">Empire Strikes Back</a>. Sorry!</p>
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<p>Hey look - barbelith's non-corporate art poll was clearly such a spankingly hot idea that it has been liberally appropriated by <a href="http://www.vitaflo.com/">Vitaflo's gorgeous site</a> [HREF section].</p>
<p>In personal news, having decided to get over ex (Max) and thrown myself vigourously into the pursuit of new foxy people, I get an e-mail from him asking myself and Chris out for a drink. I reply to e-mail. No response. I ring him, he sounds pissed off with me. I give up. Understanding other people is too hard.</p>
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<p>I got my first incredibly offensive reaction to the weblog today:</p>
<p>"Please shoot yourself now. You should be ashamed of the shit that you put on this site. I know people that could do a much better job of it than you do (my six year old niece for one). I'm sure that Grant is sorry for endorsing your site.
Fucking do it right or fuck off and let someone who is actually a fan do it."</p>
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<p>So I got a note from my Landlord:<p>
<blockquote>"An old friend has been calling me over the past couple of weeks saying that he desperately needs accommodation as soon as possible. He has asked me if I have any space and I feel that I would like to help him out. I'm afraid that I will therefore have to ask you to vacate the room. I'm sorry if this causes you any problems and is disruptive for you, and I'm sorry to break the news to you in this way, but I hardly ever see you to talk to these days! Please retain this month's rental as return of your deposit and let me know as soon as possible when the room will be free. I am out this evening, but will be around tomorrow morning if there is anything you would like to discuss."</blockquote>
<p>I think I might have to give up reading. I'm sick of bad news.</p>
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<p>I am at home today writing epinions and thinking. It's been a funny month/year/decade/century/millennium so far - in fact in many ways it has been downright unpleasant. A lot of my friends are reporting the same feeling of being lost, almost desperate for 'something'. I wonder if we wanted things resolved before the new year that just couldn't be resolved, and now we are coping with the fallout from our clumsy attempts to resolve them. To those of you who feel the edges of a spiritual apocalypse - good luck.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.word.com">Word</a> used to be a visually and intellectually stimulating place to be. Now I must confess I can't be bothered to read it. The knock-off Yahoo! look is so offensively dull when divorced from the pure functionality of the directory itself that it actively discourages me from reading the articles. <a href="http://www.powazek.com/">Powazek</a> is getting quite heated about their designers, and I have to say that generally I pretty much agree with him.</p>
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<p>Shit. Tom wasted a morning writing a review of The Pixie's last album <a href="http://www.epinions.com/musc-review-4914-174B5425-388AEB5C-prod3">Trompe Le Monde</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm not normally one for this kind of thing, but someone suggested I have a look - and what do you know - it looks just like <a href="http://www.strieber.com/news-046.html">BARBELITH</a>.</p>
<p>I have decided to have a policy in which I suggest links at the top of each new entry and those few of you who want to follow the unending soap opera of my life can then read on into the paragraphs below.</p>
<p>Biggest worry of the week is film censorship. There's this really interesting article about a film which has just been banned outright in Australia (<a href="http://www.disinfo.com/disinfo?p=folder&title=Banning+Romance">disinformation</a>). This comes at the same time that standards in the UK seem to be relaxing (with the release of films like Head On). I can't be the only person in the world who thinks that an adult should have no restrictions on what they CAN see, and that they should figure out for themselves what they WANT to see. Doesn't seem very tricky to me at all!</p>
<p>What have I been up to? I went for a drink with Evil Michael after work on Friday at the Leisure Lounge in King's Cross. He was great fun for a while, but became increasingly irritable and aggressive the more drunk he became. I get a little worried about him at these times, and frankly I don't know what to do about it. I then decamped to Popstarz, which was exhausting, but fun, and having been drinking for eight and a half hours I decided I should go home - only to discover that my landlord had wandered into my place, knocked a couple of things over, stood on a plate and removed my blinds without asking me. Since I have no curtains and face the sunrise, my actual sleep amounted to about two hours. And while I was hiding under the duvet from the world, Evil Michael rang at 9am forcing me to shout at him a lot.</p>
<p>Saturday night was spent with Max, with long and intense conversations in which I said that I didn't think I should see him for a while. He got a little upset by this, said OK, then we went to a late night showing of the Matrix and he rang me the next morning. All very strange.</p>
<p>Flat problems may be getting gradually closer to being resolved. Kate has suggested we talk about the possibilities of living together and with Manuella. I am more than happy to do this, except for the fact that they don't want to do it as quickly as I do (which means that I might have to live on people's floors for a couple of weeks - gulp). Still - at least it's a move in the right direction.</p>
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<p>Hey kids - look! I am in the middle of redesigning <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">The Nexus</a>.</p>
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<p>Interesting day - I met up with a guy I knew MANY years ago at Bristol. Very interesting day indeed.</p>
<p>This is a brief quote from the weblog at the beginning of November: "So - everyone on the Nexus hates the new look for this site. Which is a bit disappointing, I have to admit. It seems slightly pathetic to actually ask people for nice comments. [10:49:17 AM]" Opinions are mixed on the new look as well. Very strange day. Very strange day indeed.</p>
<p>American Beauty [<a href="http://www.americanbeauty.freeserve.co.uk/">Non-Official</a>/<a href="http://www.americanbeauty-thefilm.com/">Official</a>] won three Golden Globes. My friend Katy designed a really impressive site for the film. My other friend Kate has a friend called Tara who is also really cool, pretty scary and inspired the phrase "GODZILLA! / tiny japanese village" (don't ask). She also worked on the film. We all wish her the very best. Very exciting times indeed...</p>
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<p>The net gets younger and younger. <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Riot Hero</a> is still at school (15! 15!) and is producing an above average weblog dripping with interesting little tricks and techniques. It's enough to make you feel practically octogenarian. He's never even eaten a lima bean.</p>
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<p>So an incredibly cool thing might be about to happen to me. Channel Four have a late night slot called <a href="http://www.channel4.com/4later/index3.html">4 later</a>. On this slot is a TV program called Disinfo Nation which is hosted by Richard Metzger with whom I have (many moons ago) had many an e-chat. Anyway - so I am checking my referrers log when I stumble upon the page above, in which tonight's episode is said to include (and I quote): </p>
<blockquote>"Websites of the week belong to The Bomb, a fan site dedicated for Grant Morrison's cult comic book The Invisibles (which contains an amusing "Dress Up Lord Fanny" cartoon game), plus porn queen Rebecca Lord's own informative sleaze site (in which she doubtless dresses up her own Lord "F", just not in such amusing colours...)"</blockquote>
<p>It looks like <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> is going to be on TV! Set your videos for 00.45am on Channel 4 (UK).</p>
<p><b>Mini Bio:</b> Richard Metzger was in charge of scamming the corporate weirdos into funding <a href="http://www.disinfo.com">disinformation</a> before they freaked when they saw what he had done with it. Needless to say they let him, the company and quite a large amount of money go in one fell swoop. Metzger managed to get vast amounts of publicity and tapped into the zeitgeist that also abortively produced <a href="http://www.fox.com/thexfiles/">The X-files</a> to produce a site that actually made money. He's now merged with the omni-directional <a href="http://www.rsub.com/">Razorfish SubNetwork</a>, but we don't blame him for that in any way.</p>
<p>There's so much more I want to talk about, but I haven't got time. Brief personal news items for those of you that care:</p>
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<li> Kate and Manuella look like they are not going to be ready to move into a flat when I need to which means I am back to tromping around North London.
<li> Job goes through ups and downs (as ever) although at the moment I seem to be in a bit of an up.
<li> General background tension at a high at the moment, which makes me too sensitive to the whims of fortune - leading to frantic desire to go out and pull someone in order to reassert claim to being reasonably attractive. Except I know I am utterly unattractive when in these moods - irony hasn't escaped me.
<li> Managed to make my hair look good for about twenty minutes this afternoon, which is a record for the month. Have taken this as a good sign and am proud of myself.
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<p>So <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/" target="_top">The Bomb</a> was indeed on TV last night. Slightly bizarre seeing my work up on the screen. Certainly not unpleasant, but strange nonetheless.</p>
<p>I have about a thousand links that I have been building up over the last week or so, but I am going to save all of them until tomorrow. Instead a quick bit of boring life monologue. Feel free to barf if it gets too self-indulgent.</p>
<p>For the first time in nearly a month, I am at home on a Friday night. I hate being at home on a Friday night. Cos then Saturday morning just oozes past so slowly and suddenly you only have a day left before work begins. Today's reason is as amusing as ever. I decide it would be a cool thing (you know - meet knew people, show Max how cool I am with the whole not going out this) to hang out with Max and friends - and drop him a note seeing what he is doing this evening. He says that he'll ring me today. And then he doesn't ring. At 5 I think I should find out what he is up to so I ring him. He sounds flustered and then says that on second thoughts it probably isn't the best idea if I go out this evening since he is trying to line up another guy. So I am left on a Friday night with nothing to do but sit around thinking about Max sleeping with other people. There's a fun evening for you.</p>
<p>Still I might manage to wangle a drink out of Evil Nick if I get a chance. Only time will tell.</p>
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<p><b>ANNOUNCEMENT:</b> The first multi-national IRL meeting of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">The Nexus</a> will be taking place this coming Friday (4th February) at various locations across the globe. Check <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">The Nexus</a> for details of local meetings.</p>
<p>For those of you in London - many of us (hopefully) will be meeting at the Leisure Lounge in King's Cross before proceeding to Popstarz's new home at The Scala. These are indie/alternative nights at mixed gay/straight venues. I will be at the Leisure Lounge from about 8.30pm and I don't expect to leave the club until approaching 5am the following day. I have no idea how I will recognise people, although someone suggested that we all wear black trousers and t-shirts, which is an intriguing mixture of Left-Bank Existentialist Philosopher and Denizen of Geekworld. If anyone wants more details, then just drop me a line at <a href="mailto:tom@NOSPAMDAMMITbarbelith.com">tom - at - barbelith.com</a> - otherwise I look forward to seeing you there.</p>
<p>I'll stick up another reminder on Friday morning!</p>
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<p>A while ago there was a book called "Browser". Now there is Browser 2.0, and it's great. I was wandering through it in Covent Garden's Waterstones the other day and was amazed by some of the quality of the sites and browsers that it contained. Normally with these kind of books, the sites are all displayed to their best advantage in print, and when you see them on the screen they seem to lose something.</p>
<p>Anyway, as a sampler, here's a few of the best sites that it contained: <a href="http://www.cybergeography.org">cybergeography.org</a> [much cooler than it sounds], <a href="http://www.visualroute.com">visualroute.com</a> [you remember all those bits in films where hackers are traced through loads of computers. This is a bit like that and you can do it on the web], and my favourite of the moment: <a href="http://www.bermuda.ch/bureaudestruct/">BureauDestruct</a> [check out the random 60s logo generator prog].</p>
<p>Can anyone figure out what the hell <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/00/01/31/0756225.shtml">these people</a> are talking about? The Bomb is mentioned half way down the page.</p>
<p>Life update: I went to see American Beauty on Saturday night and adored it. But it also sorted out loads of things in my head. So now I am living where I am until the end of the month, then taking two weeks holiday and moving stuff up to my parents (and either going to Mexico to see my ex-boyfriend or the <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW Interactive</a> thing in Austin, Texas so that I can finally meet all those cool people I see lurking around the net). Then I am back working in London and looking for a flat with Kate and Manuella while staying on the floors of friends. Note how I haven't mentioned Max in this two month period. That is because he is not going to be in this two month period (I give it a week, but let's try to be positive).</p>
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<p>The Nexus has completely disintegrated, and I have no idea why. I am working on the problem, but I don't really know what is going on, so I don't know how easy it will be to fix. Keep your fingers crossed, otherwise our burgeoning proto-community may have collapsed before it even really began...</p>
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<p>How self-referential is this? Blogging <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">Blogger</a> just to say congrats to <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> who should be very proud of himself for getting himself noticed by them in charge, thus progressing nicely down the path of web-celebrity-hood.</p>
<p>He dropped me a note to ask whether or not he should go to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/inter/">SXSWInteractive</a> in Austin. I didn't really know what to say - I don't know what the atmosphere would be like. Anyone who knows whether or not a 15-year old web wunderkind would fit in should drop him a note.</p>
<p>Still wavering over whether or not I will be able to attend myself - if anyone fancies crushing my anti-establishment demeanor under the boot-heel of sponsorship then I would probably consider it. In the meantime there is always <a href="http://www.sxswb.com">SXSWb</a> to read - the community weblog for the event.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">The Nexus</a>, you will be glad to hear, seems to be working again - although not without the odd judder and near-collapse. Still no idea what is going on.</p>
<p>I'm taking a couple of days off work to rebuild Barbelith. I have lots of cool ideas, but I have been suffering web-designers block for almost a year now. [Sites like <a href="http://www.vitaflo.com">vitaflo</a> don't help. Bloody talented arseholes.] Only Jack Fear's tough love approach ("build that site you pussy boy"-esque) managed to get me to rebuild the site last time. Can I do it by myself?</p>
<p>Is going to the gym evil? I have been attending occasionally for the last six months or so, but I am now confronted with the possibility of joining for a full year at a hugely discounted rate. But it seems somehow immoral. I can't decide.</p>
<p>Final note to Kerry. Get a grip man. xx</p>
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<p>I don't know when it happened, but <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">Evhead</a> has gone and done a complete site overhaul. It's a pretty good look as well - it manages to keep a selection of complimentary colours going at the same time without looking gaudy. And it's always a good read...</p>
<p>So the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Nexus</a> get together in London was a bit flat all things considered. I neglected to remember that the initial bar was going to be heaving because of Popstarz's move the the Scala. So Nick (The Tower) and I wandered around amiably for a couple of hours, stumbling across friends of ours looking slightly lost and waving a piece of paper around with "*NEXUS" written on it. Unsurprisingly it didn't work that well.</p>
<p>We did find one sub-cultural colleague, though - SleazeNation (alias Rob) appeared, and I think he had a pretty good time. After a while we all wandered over to the club and bounced around for ages. <a href="http://www.grandroyal.com/Bands/Bis/" target="_top">Bis</a> were playing, which was cool. I got to hear them play Eurodisco live, which was fun. I also met a young man called Luke and we had a conversation about how we were both apostles (and then we had to reconsider as we couldn't remember whether Luke only wrote a gospel or whether he was one of THE TWELVE). Introductions over, we pounced on each other, which was entertaining. Nick thinks he looks just like Max, which is a little alarming.</p>
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<p>Sheesh! They are all at it! Now <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">megnut</a> has had an overhaul as well. I will confess I am not as keen on the look of it as I was the last one, but the content remains as fresh as ever.</p>
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<p>It's such a pity. <a href="http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ntalbot/wjh/wjh.htm">Weblog Junior High</a> is a great idea. It really is. At last, an interesting metaphor for directories of weblogs. Unfortunately, the idea is undermined by the execution. I mean, how rude can you be?</p>
<p>And the reaction hasn't exactly been positive either. <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek</a> isn't thrilled about it. Only <a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">usr/bin/girl/</a> seems even the slightest bit into the idea.</p>
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<p>One of the slightly annoying things about using <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> is that you sometimes have to redesign your site on the hoof - so you can check everything works when you upload the new templates. As you can probably tell, I am halfway through the site front end redesign. Quite a lot of it isn't fully functional. Very sorry! I will finish it off tomorrow night. (I can't believe I am being so unprofessional).</p>
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<p>Sheesh - you can't even tell where the links are. I'm too tired to fix it now. Hope everyone is having a good evening. I'll fix it all tomorrow. Please be patient!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a> has gone and redesigned his site again... There's no keeping him down. The new look is pretty sharp, although it would be cool to have his photo back - I always think a photo makes a blog more personal. I'd do it myself if I had a better photo handy.</p>
<p>Ev also makes a couple of interesting points about my use of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. He's completely correct of course, although it hadn't occurred to me to try it the way he suggests. Possibly because it was one in the morning, I wasn't thinking straight.</p>
<p>Weirdest news of the day comes via Jason at <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">kottke.org</a>. There is <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2000/01/24/simpsons/print.html">talk of a war</a> between Simpsons creators and fans...</p>
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<p>Self-referential weblogging site of the day goes to the <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/glbt/">GLBT Weblog Portal</a>. Barbelith's half-baked redesign project has been noticed so far by <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">Evhead</a>, <a href="http://www.prolific.org/">Prolific</a> and <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Riothero</a>.</p>
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<p><b>BARBELITH WEB-SITE DEVELOPMENT BLOG:</b><p>
<p>"Damn Netscape!" and "Damn Cascading Style Sheets" and "Damn, Damn, Damn Blogger". I have just spent the last two and a half hours trying to get the Blogged text to sit nicely in a style-sheet in Netscape. Have I succeeded? No I bloody haven't. So for a while I have removed them, leaving the text all blocky and ... normal ... If anyone has an explanation for my problems getting a span class=maintext to work on all the fields in Blogger, then please god drop me an e-mail. I NEED HELP.</p>
<p>I'm also mildly grumpy with Dreamweaver. I almost never use it, because of all the code fudges it produces (although it is by far the best WYSIWYG editor), but JUST THIS ONCE I decided that I couldn't be bothered to go through the process of hand-coding rollovers. And does it work? Well, almost but not quite. If I refresh the page I get lots of errors reported in Explorer. Bloody infuriating. I'll probably just convert over to my standard ones, but if anyone could swiftly debug the Dreamweaver-produced code then I would be grateful again.</p>
<p>Well anyway - I have managed to add less today than I hoped, but the front page is nearing completion. And once that is done, the others will follow swiftly. Although having said that, I might be going to see a special preview of The Talented Mister Ripley tomorrow night, so delays might occur.</p>
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<p>Just bumped into <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000818062650/http://www.crosswinds.net/~atomicdesign/cortex/">Cortex</a> at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>'s webcam/chatroom. We did one of those I'll show you mine... conversations which introduced me to his elegant blog. Very much worth a visit. <!-- It would be a long time before Davo and I would be really really really good friends --><p>
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<p>Now here's a (relatively) orginal use of new technologies. The <a href="http://www.plumbdesign.com/thesaurus/">Visual Thesaurus</a> really illustrates what all those books about deconstruction and poststructuralist philosophy were on about when they talked about language as a system of differences, with meaning endlessly deferred. It reminds me a little of this program called "The Brain" that was some kind of online fad a few years ago (although this site actually has a point).<p>
<p><b>WEB DEVELOPMENT BLOG UPDATE:</b><p>
<p>I am aware of the errors that the page is throwing up at the moment, and I am aware that there is very little past the front page. All this is being worked on as we speak. In the meantime, let's pretend that this is a really interesting learning experience for those of you who have just started building sites, and follow me through the process day by day. Now won't that be fun?<p>
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<p>I make <a href="http://www.prolific.org/">people</a> happy!</p>
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<p>Everyone is talking about the redesign, and the site isn't even finished yet. I'm really quite embarrassed. Hit a bit of a wall today when I stared at it for three quarters of an hour trying to work out what it is lacking. Can't decide....</p>
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<p>Liz and I went to see <a href="http://www.talentedmrripley.com/">The Talented Mr Ripley</a>. It was a strange film in many ways - the pacing seemed really off, the film overlong and many of the characters acted in a rather implausible fashion. A while ago people were talking Oscar nominations, but it would really be an injustice if it got any. Having said that, Matt Damon acted superbly and Jude Law just oozed charisma. I guess one of my particular weirdnesses with the film was that it was about this gay guy called Tom who kills lots of people. Which is like me, apart from the killing bit.</p>
<p>I have fixed the Javascript error that people were getting when they tried to use the Dreamweaver generated rollovers - I had to replace them completely with a piece of tried-and-true code. Unfortunately in the process I made it easy enough to follow dead internal links that I haven't built yet. Keep saying to yourself, "It's not shoddy, It's a collaborative experience in the process of web design". Of course it would be much quicker if I didn't have to work all day at <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">timeout.com</a>.<p>
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<p>After what seems to be an absolute age, Shauna's <a href="http://www.flaunt.net/">flaunt.net</a> is finally broadcasting again. There was a time in the middle of last year when I visited her site almost everyday - she is one of the few people I know who have managed to generate a site developed completely from themselves, their interests and personalities, without seeming self-indulgent or dull.</p>
<p>She runs a couple of other sites as well. I had a piece on one of them a while back - <a href="http://www.ember.org">ember.org</a> is a site where people talk about their first experience of love, whether happy or ... otherwise ... It's on a bit of hiatus at the moment, but there is still a years worth of oozing human experience to wander through.</p>
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<p>I honestly believe that there is nothing in the world that is too sensitive or awful a subject to be made a joke out of. Humour is built upon transgressive statements, but it is also built upon a common understanding of what the person who makes the joke actually believes. People are very negative these days about "political correctness" - but it was never about not making 'offensive' jokes about sensitive subjects, but about not saying offensive things and meaning them. Here's a good example of something unbelievably funny from the Onion (for those of you who aren't easily offended): <a href="http://theonion.com/onion3604/sucking_my_cock.html">Why Do All These Homosexuals...</a></p>
<p>I think I have finally reconciled myself to the fact that I am not going to be going to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>. I still feel that I might at any moment change my mind, but basically I think I must face the facts that I just can't afford it. Now I have to work out what to do instead.</p>
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<p>A brief site update before bed. Microlith's tiny little weblog is now up and running, the random Bomb quotes are functioning effectively, and the Dice Man choice-making machinery is picking up speed. "But what is Microlith?", I hear you ask. Well, I have added the <a href="menumicro.htm">explanatory section</a> to the site, and that will tell you everything you need to know. I'll do my best to get the rest of the site up and running as soon as possible.<p>
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<p>Did Tom have a nice friday night at Popstarz? No Tom did not have a nice friday night at Popstarz. Last you lot heard of Max was that he had stood me up two nights running shortly after we had agreed to be 'friends'. He had demanded that we see each other regularly as friends because 'he really didn't want to lose me' (or something like that). So after these two events he swore blind that he would contact me in the following week and we would go out for a drink. I, understandably, didn't believe him. And how right I was - three weeks passed, I get all cheerful and functioning again, and then I wander into Popstarz last night to see him in marathon kissing sessions with his new boyfriend. When he registers I am there he bounces over to me and is all cheerful, as if it would be an astonishingly weird thing if I was freaked out by seeing him with someone else, and as if it was perfectly normal to ignore someone for a month and screw them around. So then I had two hours of bumping into the happy couple in various rooms of the club and feeling like dirt - which (as I am sure you can imagine) was fun. This morning I feel as if I spent the evening being kicked in the head and stomach.<p>
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<p>Occasionally when talking to people who aren't as anally-obsessive about the net as I am, or whose angle is almost entirely corporate, I realise that there are things that no civilian will ever get about web page design. <a href="http://www.sylloge.com/5k/">The 5k award</a> is one of those things. The concept is simple and elegant - to design a page, complete in execution, concept and design, in which everything (HTML, graphics, scripts) must not amount to more than 5k. And the prize? 5000 (5k) cents. $50.</p>
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<p>Admit it. Every single one of you out there knows that you would like to send one of these <a href="http://www.mixdup.com/webcards/forms/003.htm">Valentine's Day cards</a> to someone. I personally can think of a couple of contenders. In the same spirit, an old web chum is holding her yearly Anti-Valentines Binge (involving much wagging of the fingers and sticking out of the tongues) on Monday. Happy couples in Soho. Watch out - here we come.</p>
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<p>Complex studies have revealed the least visited page on barbelith.com. It is, I suppose unsurprisingly, a page on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/fin/">fin de siècle</a>, an old site of mine that I have only recently reloaded, and which at the moment is only accessible from this page. Look for the entry for February the 3rd. You could be the third person ever to have seen it!</p>
<p>I have actually just returned home from an evening out attempting to distract myself from incumbent life crises. Today has, in many ways, been one long attempt at distraction - not all of it successful. I'll be more honest than I probably should be in saying that I have never felt such loss about a ex-lover before. So anyway - in order to take my mind off things I have gone to see Toy Story 2, spent the afternoon shopping for Minidisc players and the evening drinking trashy Barcardi Breezers in a friend's house in Kensal Rise. It is now 1am and I haven't had to think about anything for almost twelve and a half hours. I am horrified to confess that this is one hell of an accomplishment.</p>
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<p>Weblog of absolute note today has to go to <a href="http://mood-indigo.net/index.html">mood-indigo.net</a>. It's a an extremely well-designed and elegant log, with areas reflecting all the interests and aspects of Rachel. But I think the thing that attracts me most to the site is the same thing that attracts me to this form of communication in general - honest and personal online self-expression. Rachel is more than comfortable with exploring her cultural identity online - just as I (I hope) I am on occasion with my sexual identity. And she has managed to make the design of the page emerge from that identity, which in return reflects back and clarifies her sense of herself. A wonderful site.</p>
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<p>I think I am going to break some kind of weblogging taboo and discuss stats. I don' t know why it should feel so odd to do so, but it is almost as if (when you pass a certain stage) you feel a need to keep this information to yourself. Perhaps it is the online version of not standing directly next to people in urinals [I wonder what the female equivalent of that is]. Anyway - let's get this over with - there are around 250 visits to barbelith's front page every day (phew - I came out and said it), another 200 to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> and the same number again to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">The Nexus</a>. I hereby send this challenge out to everyone else in the weblogger community. I've shown you mine...</p>
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<p>Don't ask about yesterday. I decided to pretend that it never happened and get on with my life uninterrupted. Although I should briefly say thanks to Liz, Nick, Katy, Evil Nick and Ed the barman.</p>
<p>Barbelith's weblog has been named by Bloat as one of the <a href="http://www.thewebtoday.com/bloat/">top ten weblogs for the week</a>, and the site has finally started to register on <a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/ratings/">metalog's ratings page</a>. I am pretty cheery about these things.</p>
<p>Opinion is divided as to whether or not talking about stats is taboo - but webloggers are talking about it all over the place. To start off with, check out the comments (and occasionally figures) of: <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a>, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">evhead</a>, <a href="http://www.bump.net/">bump.net</a>, <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kevincmurphy/weblog.html">Ghost in the Machine</a>, <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/">Oh Messy Life</a>, <a href="http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ntalbot/wetlog/wetlog.htm">Wetlog</a>, <a href="http://www.zymm.com/raster/">rastorweb</a>.</p>
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<p>A couple of days ago there was an appeal at work for people to produce a top ten of their heroes. At first I thought it would be an easy project, ten minutes at most. But the longer I thought about it, the more I realised that I really didn't respond to the world in that way. When I was a kid, I never really had a hero - no role model to aspire to. After a bit of thought, I came to the conclusion that for many people today, the whole concept seems dated. So instead, I decided to concentrate on people whose life or work has interested or inspired me.</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.uta.edu/english/apt/collab/baudweb.html"><b>Jean Baudrillard</b></a><br />
The first person I read who managed to take all the weirdness and fun of the world and collide it with philosophy. His take on transexuality, terrorism and cancer invigorated me when I got bored of academia.
<li><B><a href="http://www.davidbowie.com/">David Bowie</a></B><br />
He taught me to swagger - and there is nothing more important than that - the ability to wander through the world, even for a few minutes, as if you were total, perfect and owned the world.
<li><B><a href="http://www.tweak.com/phonetag/deal/">Kim Deal</a></B><br />
The Pixies were the first band to make me feel drop-dead cool, and while Frank Black was the main driving force behind them, Kim Deal kept the spirit of them alive with The Breeders. I met her once, and asked her to write a sexy autograph for a friend of mine. She grinned, wrote "Fenner, FUCK ME, Kim Deal" and then disappeared. How cool is that?
<li><B><a href="http://freud.t0.or.at/">Sigmund Freud</a></B><br />
The biggest name on my list should be read by everyone. His less plausible ideas are now ridiculed, while the rest have been gradually transformed into "common sense". Whatever your opinions, his insight was astonishing, and his ability to work through a problem unprecedented.
<li><B><a href="http://www.americanbeauty-thefilm.com/">Sam Mendes</a></B><br />
American Beauty appeared in my life at a rather difficult time, and in the course of a couple of hours managed to resolve almost every worry that I had. Since then, new problems have arisen, but the experience of watching a nearly perfect piece of art remains.
<li><B><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">Grant Morrison</a></B><br />
What can I say - the writer of comic book The Invisibles co-opted my mind about five years ago and has yet to let go. His work ranges in quality and cohesion, but never fails to head-fuck.
<li><B><a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a></B><br />
One of the most important areas of my life is my presence on the web, and I think I can be completely honest in saying that would not have been the case without Derek's work. Web god of <a href="http://www.fray.com">fray</a>, <a href="http://www.kvetch.com">kvetch.com</a> and <a href="http://www.sfstories.com/">sfstories.com</a> - he is probably responsible for more wannabe sites on the net than anyone else.
<li><B><a href="http://www.algonet.se/~kajn/index.htm">Luke Rheinhart</a></B><br />
Much more than any of the theoreticians I have read, Luke Rheinhart's The Dice Man opened up the idea of personal transformation (through disintegration) to me. His ideas and humour created a world in which there was only possibility.
<li><B><a href="http://www.duke.edu/~crh4/kv/">Kurt Vonnegut</a></B><br />
He wrote many books, but by far the most life-changing (for me) were Slaughterhouse 5 and Timequake. He is to science fiction, what Salman Rushdie is to the fantasy novel, and his insight burns with thrilling intellectual gambits and a jet black humour.
<li><B><a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/wyle.htm">Noah Wyle</a></B><br />
I was 24, thinking about leaving my doctorate and terrified of what was to come. And so rather than think about it, I watched ER, where Doctor John Carter was in exactly the same situation as I was. And he was almost exactly a year older than me, and he was beautiful. It's a strange choice I know, but what can I say?
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<p>Someone at work today would not let me express my opinion about the navigation scheme of a site that I am connected with, because - and I quote - "You are not a designer". I was incredibly frustrated by this statement. It's true that I have no formal design background, and I am merely a self-taught HTML coder, but I honestly believe I could make a living from freelance web-site design. If there are any professional and/or freelance designers out there who could <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">let me know</a> if I am deluding myself or not, it would be greatly appreciated. </p>
<p>Anyway, enough about the frustrations of work. Pretty much every day I go and visit <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>'s site. After my post yesterday about my heroes (about which I got a very nice e-mail from Mr <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek</a> himself), he posted a message to his site about the possibility of us collaborating on his new site - hero.nu (not live as yet). I started thinking about it immediately and have been considering it all day. And the answer is - let's do it!</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.oscar.com">Oscar</a> nominations came out yesterday, which cheered me up quite a lot, as I had invested in a good number of the films concerned at <a href="http://www.hsx.com">HSX</a>. I was, however, disappointed that <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Film/2413/">Wes Bentley</a> wasn't nominated for Best Supporting Actor. I know he's young, but his performance was incredibly assured.</p>
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<p>There is a secret frantic redesigning madness coming over the weblogging community at the moment. Latest to fall for its charms (for the second time in recent weeks) is the inestimable <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">megnut</a>. The new look is bold and manages something really obvious that I seem to have overlooked in my recent redesign - a great big obvious logo. Now why didn't I think of that?<p>
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<p>Let's start the day with something frivolous and infantile. Say it with me: <a href="http://www.startext.net/homes/chris1/bunny.htm">"I'm scared of the dancing bunny"</a>.<p>
<p>I've had a lot of e-mails about whether or not I could pass for a proper web-designer. No one has said anything negative, but then I suppose I shouldn't really expect them to - I needed validation and I received it - thanks to you all. However, one thing is clear from the e-mails that I received - there are an awful lot of people out there with talent who are being passed over in the web design business for people who have managed to fudge their way through print design courses and don't really know what the hell they are doing. Without wishing to get all "support group" - keep the faith my brothers and sisters. It's those of us with the passion that produce the interesting sites...<p>
<p>A lot of people are worried about Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>. He's been having a pretty hard time of it lately. I'll tell you this much for nothing. I've been having a rough ride recently as well, but I wouldn't be fifteen again for all the tea in China.<p>
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<p>This is the <a href="http://randomwalks.pitas.com/">nattiest little feature</a> I have seen on a blog in a long time. Look up in the top right hand corner of RandomWalks and you will see a little check-box. If you select it, all links on the page open in a new window. If you don't select it, then they open in the same window. The whole sordid question resolved in one elegant move.<p>
<p>My mother and brother came and visited me for lunch yesterday. My family lives in Norfolk, which is a two and half hour train journey from London, so they don't visit that often. Yet again I realised how much I miss my brother when he's not around.<p>
<p>Tonight is a Friday night, and for the last month that has meant a trip to Popstarz in King's Cross to bounce around and flirt with people. This week however, that is not going to happen. Last week's thing is too fresh in my mind for me to even think about it. But I have to think of something to do otherwise I'll brood. Perhaps I'll go and see <a href="http://www.bachelormovie.com/">The Bachelor</a> - although <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-Bachelor%2C_The_1999">epinions</a> of it seem rather mixed. Or perhaps I'll stay at home and order my first pizza online (<a href="http://www.dominos.co.uk">Domino's</a>) and watch Buffy and Angel on TV. That normally cheers me up.<p>
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<p>I'm quite proud of this one - a little tiny microsite I built at work today for the Time Out London <a href="http://www.timeout.com/eatingawards2000.html">Eating & Drinking Awards 2000</a>. It's not particularly flashy, but it does the job.<p>
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<p>It's a Saturday morning in mid-February in Hampstead and the beginning of my last full weekend in this flat. Over the next week I am loading up all my stuff into a van and driving it up to Norfolk, where my parents live. And then I have a month of homelessness (including two weeks of holiday) where I will be sleeping on the floors of friends. I am contemplating wandering over to America for a week or so - I might go and see Kerry in Los Angeles.</p>
<p>At the moment though, I am sitting in my bedroom looking out over Heath Street and thinking about the last year and a half living here - all the stuff that has happened to me, all the stuff I have had to deal with and all the stuff I have accomplished. It's a strange time indeed.</p>
<p>Things on the web move so fast. Yesterday at work I was asked to write a list of a few sites that I thought were well designed and interesting. I duly wrote this list from memory, only to find that <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">glassdog.com</a> had completely changed its look, <a href="http://www.famewhore.com">famewhore.com</a> was on a self-imposed hiatus and vitaflo.com (a recent favourite of mine) had disappeared completely without trace.</p>
<p>Opinions can change so quickly too. <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a>, an old friend to barbelith, used to have a pretty low opinion of weblogs and weblogging - until he tried it for himself. Now he's written a piece about it - <a href="http://www.powazek.com/wtf/">What The Hell Is A Weblog And Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?</a>. It's interesting reading which raises a fair number of important questions (including "Why do people waste their time when they could be building something <a href="http://www.thelegacyproject.net/" target ="_blank" onmouseover="window.status='a call to arms - thelegacyproject.net';return true"><b>Big</b></a>, <a href="http://www.soulflare.com/" onmouseover="window.status='because images need homes, too - soulflare.com';return true"><b>beautiful</b></a> and <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/" onmouseover="window.status='before kottke.org, there was 0sil8 - 0sil8.com';return true" target="blank"><b>daring</b></a>).</p>
<p>Even emotions seem energised and heightened on the web. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> has been in my thoughts a lot recently - when I first stumbled upon his site I was amazed by his energy, and as time has passed he has managed to connect that energy with a flair for writing entertaining and quick-witted copy. His latest move has been to put a personal letter online - one that resolves his recent crises with Lyda. It just goes to show how the weblog can become something completely beyond its initial remit as a bunch of interesting links, and can become a synthesis of confessional, entertainment, journalism, column and online diary - a new and interesting, albeit low-key genre of writing. I only have one question - <a href="http://riothero.com/lydaletter.html">I wonder if she knows?</a></p>
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<p>There's so much to talk about today, but I am going to start with one of the coolest things I have seen in years - a java based <a href="http://www2.ucsc.edu/~rsdio/weblog/wlm.html">map of the weblog world</a>. I am really getting quite keen on the concept of a map or metaphor approach to keeping a record of webloggers, and this one is particularly impressive. The first thing that I noticed however was poor weblogs that according to the map don't have anyone linking to them at all. So - while I don't really believe that these people are all out in the cold - why not visit - <a href="http://www.justinhankins.com/index.php3">justinhankins.com</a>, <a href="http://www.whiterabbits.com/weblog.html">Rob McNair-Huff's Weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.dowler.net/">dowler.net</a> and <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com">noahgrey.com</a>.</p>
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<p>What a hectic weekend. I've seen Nick, Evil Nick, Kate, Toby, Steph, Liz, Ed and ... loads of other people. I have been to the cinema (The Bachelor sucks), the gym, Maxwells (twice), PJs (once), Waterstones and ... loads of other places. I'm exhausted.</p>
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<p>Here's an interesting thing (for you visitors to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>). A young Bryant Durrell has registered <a href="http://www.invisibles.com/">invisibles.com</a>. Looks like it happened quite a while ago as well. I only noticed because <a href="http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/aabrrd1/myhomepagerant.html">this person</a> linked to it.</p>
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<p>Today's choice of news/music is inspired by a mood of self-doubt, insecurity and incumbent paranoia. At lunch I went to Virgin and noticed that John Lennon's "<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B0000457L2','us');">Imagine</a>" has been re-released (at least in the UK) in a digitally remastered format. I listened to it, and it really matched my current mood - <b>Jealous Guy</b>, <b>How Do You Sleep</b> and particularly <b>Crippled Inside</b>. The aspirational songs - <b>Imagine</b> for one - meant absolutely nothing to me for the first time in my life.</p>
<p>My sudden feeling of connection with Lennon couldn't come at a more difficult time for his memory. The papers today have been dripping with the news that he donated money to the IRA and Marxist groups in the UK and America. The <a href="http://news2.thls.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid%5F650000/650975.stm">BBC</a>'s angle is that the information might be innaccurate despite Lennon's feelings of solidarity with the IRA during the 60s and after Bloody Sunday. In retrospect it's pretty easy to see any affiliation with the IRA as ill-advised and dangerous - but at the time... Well - I don't know what I think, to be honest. As to the Marxist stuff - all power to him! While I might view communism as a rather bloated dinosaur (only slightly more bloated than capitalism, I fear), I have great respect for any man who lives under the daily weight of idealism. There's loads more information at <a href="http://www.lennonfbifiles.com/">lennonfbifiles.com</a>.</p>
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<p>The dark secret of my past, <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/wyle.htm">Noah Wyle: Man or Animal?</a>, is updated for the first time in eight months. Embarassed I may be (first substantial site I built, about three years ago in one of my weird phases), but it's important to me that I'm never responsible for a <a href="http://www.disobey.com/ghostsites/">Ghost Site</a>.</p>
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<p>A quick query on the nature of weblogging. One of my friends works in a pretty high-powered capacity in the British film industry. She tells me a fair number of really cool stories, which I generally wouldn't repeat (and certainly not in a public place like this). In addition to these stories, she has expressed to me a couple of times her feeling that some people try to use her and her friends to get 'kudos' - valuing her job and the people she knows more than they do her. For these reasons I made a conscious decision not to talk about her on this weblog.</p>
<p>But then it came to me this afternoon that many webloggers discuss their friends to some extent - and that there really isn't that much difference between mentioning the exploits of a friend who works in a supermarket and one who is responsible for famous people's corsetry. What gives me the right to talk about <a href="http://www.toby.stone.org">Toby</a>, Nick, Kerry or even Max without their consent, or even (on occasion) their knowledge. I am perturbed.</p>
<p>It's the final episode of <a href="http://www.queerasfolk.org.uk/">Queer</a> <a href="http://queerasfolk.virtualave.net/">as</a> <a href="http://www.puffta.co.uk/qaf/welcome.htm">Folk</a> <a href="http://www.puffta.co.uk/qaf2/">2</a> tonight. It's difficult to assess quite how much impact this TV series had on gay culture in the UK. The first episode showed all kinds of things that you would never be able to see on an American TV station - a well plotted drama which depicted casual shagging <b>and</b> 'true love' in the gay scene, underage sex handled realistically, gay people working in supermarkets and (of course) a whole bundle of pretty people having relatively explicit sexual relations with each other. The trailers for this week's episode include the immortal Stuart saying "You're not queer, you're a straight guy who shags men". If you want to see more, there are one or two really good <a href="http://www.first-web.co.uk/richardb/qaf/">screencap archives</a>.</p>
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<p>I don't know if this is dodgy practice of not, but I've checked the other nominees, and at least <b>one</b> of them is doing it as well. Vote for Barbelith's Xenolith weblog as <a href="http://www.blogger.com/vote.pyra">Pyra's Blog of the week</a>.</p>
<p>Queer as Folk 2 may have ended with a few slightly odd moments - the revolving car, day turning into night, the epic speech of Stuart Jones - but I haven't felt as invigorated after a TV program since, well since Queer as Folk 1. This whole episode felt like Thelma and Louise, only with a more uplifting ending. I'd be interested in <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000147.html', 'nexus','toolbar=yes,scrollbars=yes,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=500,height=420')">hearing everyone's opinion</a> about it.</p>
<p>I have had a really interesting conversation with <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a> on the subject of my comments yesterday (writing about friends). Needless to say, our conversation was both thought-provoking and entertaining. She's using <a href="http://www.humanclick.com/">humanclick</a> technology which I tried out a while ago. At the time I couldn't see why it had advantages over a normal chatroom, but I may be changing my mind. </p>
<p>Final thing for now: <a href="http://www.gliff.org/blogset.html">G L I F F</a> writes: "Let's hear it for barbelith, the only openly gay weblogger, (as far as I know, anyway)." I'm terribly flattered to be mentioned at all, but you should all be aware of <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org">hit-or-miss.org</a> which includes a whole lesbian and gay <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/glbt">weblogger portal</a>. There's some really good stuff there...</p>
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<p>Tonight is my last night out before I move on Saturday - and Nick, Toby and I have decided to say thank you to Ed the Barman (for all his loyal years of helping us get nicely lubricated) by taking him out around Soho and getting him drunk. All very satisfactory.</p>
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<p>Here's another little microsite that I built for <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">timeout.com</a> - Should Ken Livingstone stand as an independent candidate? <a href="http://www.timeout.com/onlinepoll.html">Answer the question!</a></p>
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<p>If you, like me, pine for the good old days on the net, before IPOs and uber-corporate assimilation, then you will be delighted to know that weblogs are our way back to the future we used to believe in. <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,34006,00.html">Wired</a> will show you the way...<p>
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<p>I've just signed up to join <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">web queeries</a>, which is a glbt community blog. I'm a little sceptical about the idea at the moment, mainly because I'm trying to work out what the difference should be between writing for it and writing for barbelith. Should I be "less gay" in <b>my</b> weblog? Should I be <b>only</b> writing "for gay people" in the group one?<p>
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<p><a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">Zannah</a> won the blog of the week over at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger.com</a>. Congratulations, old girl, you deserve it. In other weblog news, <a href="http://spacemonkeys.net/Fairvue/">Fairvue</a> is a site I haven't seen before, which drips design savvy and has a wonderfully tiny icon-based links bar. The only problem is, barbelith doesn't have a logo. Note to self - improve site branding asap. A couple of other nice people have started linking to barbelith - <a href="http://www.geocities.com/dannybunnyincyberspace/dailybread.htm">dailybread</a> looks and reads really well. It's a pity she's cursed with that damnable GeoCities advert - <a href="http://www.thejunkbox.com/stuff/">stuff and rot</a> has said lovely lovely things about the layout around here and has introduced me to a couple of sites I'll be visiting much more often - and finally, a proto-blog is coming together at <a href="http://luke.pitas.com/">Luke's site o' stuff</a>. Could it be the world's first overtly Christian blog?</a></p>
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<p>You can wander on for days with everything seeming to be running smoothly before suddenly realising exactly what a mess you're in. Today I decided to book my van to take all my stuff up to my parents. Except I pretty quickly discovered that I wasn't going to be able to find a van for a reasonable amount of money. Everywhere is booked and the only place I could find a free van wanted to charge me �50 a day (minimum of two days) plus tax and plus an additional �150 if I wanted to drop it off at their depot in Norfolk. A little simple arithmetic makes that �250 - which is around $400. I don't think THAT is going to happen.</p>
<p>So I contact my parents and my mother agrees to lend me her car for the day, which is pretty cool of her, but it means that I have to be in Norfolk first thing on Saturday morning in order to drive down to London to collect everything. Which means that I have to leave tomorrow straight after work (otherwise I won't get home before they go to bed). Which means that all the packing has to be done tonight. All of it. From scratch.</p>
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<p>The slightly bizarre baltimorecitypaper.com has a <a href="http://baltimorecitypaper.com/current/cyber.html">feature about the disinfo.con</a>. And I quote: "Easily the most charismatic speaker of the event was the wiry, shaven-headed Scottish writer Grant Morrison, whom, judging from the enthusiastic applause, is becoming highly regarded ... The great underlying truth that makes this so, Morrison said, is that "words are the binding agents for reality," and hence can bent to our desires".</p>
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<p>The idea of <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">web queeries</a> is really growing on me (now if only I could do something about the name). I'm beginning to see the possibilites of this new form of journalism - a weblog that publishes important and entertaining news and is edited/researched by a variety of people, most of whom will never have met one another. I think when I made the leap from thinking about it in terms of personal content and more towards comment and news, the whole idea made much more sense to me.</p>
<p>No one seems to have got my <a href="http://www.startrek.com/">Voyager</a> reference yesterday, which is probably a good thing to be honest, as I'm sure enough of you think I am a geek as it is. There's this episode in which Captain Janeway, the slightly jowly woman with the squeeky voice (and rather 'hands-on' approach to interstellar diplomacy) has been being attacked by a race called the Krenim (or something like that). As the cast all rock backwards and forwards in stylised "starship been shot at" ways, Janeway scowls and then remarks to herself, "this is turning into the Week of Hell". </p>
<p>The joke? The episode has the rather less optimistic title "Year of Hell". Let's hope I am not similarly ill-fated.</p>
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<p>So I changed the name of the weblog from Xenolith to Barbelith yesterday, since it seems to be the most substantially operative part of the site at the moment. And now it looks like no one can find the thing. I still prefer Xenolith as a name for it, but I thought it was too confusing - people were calling the site all kinds of different things. Weird, disturbing things...</p>
<p>According to the <a href="http://www.danzen.com/grimreaper/index.html">age guesser</a>, I am 31. I suppose it's not that far off the mark. Only four years. Still - quite clearly in the wrong direction. It works on quite a cool principle - each answer to each question corresponds with an age, at the end of the series of questions it asks you your actual age. Every question that you answer in the way they expect (eg. answer "duran duran" if you are in your thirties) is weighted slightly more. And every question that you answer in a way that they did not expect (eg. answer "Stretch Armstrong" if you are in your eighties) is weighted slightly less. In time - only the really accurate questions will carry any weight at all. The questionaire is evolving...</p>
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<p>I don't know - you turn your back for a moment and everything goes to hell.</p>
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<li><b><a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/ratings/">Metalog ratings</a></b><br />
It's a sad day when the only thing you can talk about is weblogging itself, but after a couple of weeks of being consistently in the top 30, barbelith has suddenly vanished from the charts completely. I mean, not that I care or anything (grumble, mumble, sulk).
<li><b><a href="http://www.danzen.com/grimreaper/index.html">Grim Reaper Age Guesser</a></b><br />
So far it hasn't even been close. <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol </a> was ten years out, and <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> managed an astonishing 15 year discrepancy. All I can think is that the two webloggers must be mistaken about their ages. The Grim Reaper cannot be wrong.
<li><b><a href="http://www.webstandards.org">Webstandards</a> & <a href="http://www.projectcool.com">Project Cool</a></b><br />
I heard about this yesterday, but what's the point of linking to (un)dead sites? These two sites (amongst others) went down for 55 hours due to 'problems' at Covad, their service provider. It's both ironic and infuriating that these bastions of interesting content and web functionality should be let down behind the scenes. It's like the opposite of the Wizard of Oz - all the wonder is on display, but if you look behind the curtain, there's nobody home.
<li><b><a href="http://www.powazek.com">Death to Powazek</a></b><br />
I have a friend called <a href="http://www.toby.stone.org">Toby</a>. Toby is a scary puppy. Tom accidentally showed Toby Mr Powazek's sutrocam feature - lots of animated gifs made by using a digital camera. Toby has a digital camera. I now get about two animated gifs a day sent to me. The last one had a statue of the Virgin Mary ooze rather poorly rendered pixelated blood (like something straight out of <a href="http://www.mgm.com/stigmata/">Stigmata</a>). Toby ... must ... be ... stopped ...
<li><b><a href="http://www.page3.com">Page3.com</a></b> [ALERT! BAD SOFT PORN!]<br />
So I am at home (at my parents) and I check the history to try to find a site I went to a couple of days ago. And what do I find? Lots of porn sites. So I get to thinking - who would be looking for porn? My mother (no), my web-illiterate father (no) or my cute as a button 14 year old brother. I changed his nappy when he was born. I bought him his first teddy bear. I'm getting old.
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<p>Reasons to have hope for the future:<p>
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<li><b><a href="http://www.smurfalizer.com/">Smurfalizer</a></b><br />
OK - I found this through smurfar blog but I can't smurfar which one. How smurf. Anyway - the smurf this looks a bit bizarre is smurfat I decided smurfat I should write a smurf of the site, run it through the Smurfar and smurfen use the Smurfalized text. It's the most ridiculously pointless smurf I have smurfen on the web in ... days ... The design is pretty classy, and if you can get past the overtly Scandinavian dialect, smurfen you can have all the fun in the world smurf other people's sites into Smurf.
<li><b><a href="http://www.hamsterforpresident.com/">Hamsters for President</a></b><br />
How do we feel about Hamsters for President? I can't help thinking (on the basis of the current candidates) that rodents would be at least an evolutionary step in the right direction. In London at the moment, all the news is about the mayoral elections. Is it too late to sneak in a Hamster candidate?<br />
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<p>"What are we going to do with a room full of genetically-modified homosexual corn?" asked Harry Hill on television tonight. I wanted to help him find an answer by sending you all to look at <a href="http://www.harryhill.com">harryhill.com</a> - but apparently it was a fansite and was shut down by an overzealous production company. If anyone can find a decent Harry Hill site, then <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">let me know</a> asap.</p>
<p>I've written this post three times today and every time, something has fucked up. This is my final attempt before pouring coffee on my parents' computer and tearing out all my hair. And I have so much to say... I am finally back in Norfolk after the marathon moving session. After work on Friday I got a train back to Norfolk (arrived at 10pm), grabbed about four hours sleep before jumping into my mother's car, driving back to London, picking up Nick C and Nick E (who had very graciously helped me pack), finally managing to get back to Norfolk by half-past six. Bloody exhausting day, all things considered. Now all I have to do is wait for my passport and I'm off to LA. Watch out, Kerry - here I come!</p>
<p>There's an article in the Sunday Times today which is being discussed at the moment in the <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000247.html', 'nexus','toolbar=yes,scrollbars=yes,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=500,height=420')">Nexus</a> - it's about two superheroes called Apollo and Midnighter who are both men and having a relationship. Quite why this is a newsworthy story is beyond me. There have been gay superheroes for years - find out more at the <a href="http://members.aol.com/GayOLeague/">Gay League of America</a>. </p>
<p>I remain in regular contact with the ever-changing site of <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>. Over the last couple of days, he has said some really nice things about me in both e-mail and on his site - like it's good to be 27 and that I don't look like the back end of a bus. Which is nice. I'm a bit embarrassed actually, as I can't help thinking he must have hit the juice quite hard recently to have caused such brain-collapse and eye-failure. Anyway, the conversation reminded me of one of my old sites, which is basically a photo album. Check it out if you like: <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/slutcore/">slutcore</a>.</p>
<p>Just when you thought things couldn't get any more self-referential - <a href="http://twernt.com/weblog/tbc.html">the weblogging universe collapses</a>.</p>
<p>Finally, a couple of updates on yesterdays posts. Not that it really matters, but barbelith has reappeared on <a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/ratings/">Metalog ratings</a>. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> and <a href="">wetlog</a> have now explained to me why I had dropped off - apparently it is post-redesign linkage withdrawal. I suppose that makes sense. Having said that though, I think my reappearance at number 28 makes it clear that you only have to ask a stupid question or say something controversial to get rated once more. Go figure.</p>
<p>[Addendum: Thanks to <a href="http://freespeech.org/matahari/weblog.html">Weblog Wannabe</a> for the Smurfalizer link (see yesterday).]</p>
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<p>I love <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a>. She said nice things (as least I think she did... why - "heh, heh, heh"?) about the pictures of me at <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/slutcore/">slutcore</a>. I'm such a sucker for a bit of ego stroking...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> has been linked to from <a href="http://www.suck.com/daily/2000/02/28/daily.html">Suck</a>. How cool is that. I mean - I should probably talk more about the article itself, but this is Monday Self-Promotion Night, not the Bi-Weekly Friday Philosophy Marathon.</p>
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<p>My passport arrived today. Which means I am off to LA in a couple of days (probably Thursday now). Kerry is being really sweet and dropping me little warning notes about the weather in California at the moment. Let's just compare them, shall we? <a href="http://www.timeout.com/weather/londonweather.html">London weather</a> vs. <a href="http://www.timeout.com/weather/losangelesweather.html">LA weather</a>. Now which one do I prefer?</p>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">Evhead</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason</a> is wearing a cool t-shirt with a body tag on the front and an end body tag on the back (if this means nothing to you it means that you are a dinosaur and will be unemployable within a year). Jason mentions the very same thing on his site - he is apparently wearing this shirt-of-almighty-cool. However, as far as I can tell, he hasn't done a stroke of work all day, which means I haven't been able to see him, which means no glimpse of astonishing clothing artefact. Very depressing.</p>
<p>Once upon a time there was this girl called Katy, and I met her at this thing that the ******** ** **.*****.**.** were having in London (it's a geek thing, and I am too embarrassed to go into details - <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">see if you can guess</a>). Anyway - it was my first IRL meeting with people I had met online and I thought everyone would be a complete freak. Needless to say, they weren't - and Katy has fast become one of my premièe online friends. Today she directed me towards a really cool thing that another online foxtress (<a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/windoze/">Zannah</a>) has put together: <a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/windoze/">windoze 2000</a>.</p>
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<p>OK. It is 8am, and I am about to be driven to my train, from whence to another train, and so to the airport, and so for an 11 hour flight to LA, arriving around five-thirty pm. Wish me luck....</p>
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<p>Thursday was a very long day. Not one of those long days where you <b>feel</b> like someone has grabbed each end of the day and stretched it, but one of those days when someone actually HAS. And not only that - they pulled with all their might. </p>
<p>I got up at 8am to the sounds of my parents arguing about who would have the privilege of taking me to the train station ("You do it", "No! You do it" followed by "I suppose I'll do it", "No, I suppose I'll have to"). An hour later, I am on my way to London. By 11am I am crossing London, and by 1pm I am at the airport. Two hours pass. 3pm - we board the flight and then it is a mere 11 hours before I land in LA. 6.30pm LA time (PST), 2.30am for me.</p>
<p>Kerry collects me and soon we are watching episodes of Friends that are repeats to him and partner (Sean), but have yet to even appear on cable in the UK (8pm PST / 4am GMT). Around 10pm PST (6am GMT) Sean and Kerry decide we have to go to a nearby club. I am surprised how chirpy I feel and agree instantly. But by the time we reach 7am GMT (11pm PST) I am wilting savagely. Kerry drives me back and installs me in a bed.</p>
<p>Where I suddenly (of course) find it impossible to sleep (for various reasons - not worth going into particularly). 2am comes and goes (PST), at which point Sean reappears - bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and with a great big grin on his face. It is nearly 5am PST, 1pm GMT before any of us manage to sleep. And by 10am the next morning (which of course I think is 5pm) I am wide awake - eager for stimulation again...</p>
<p>27 hours awake. 5 hours asleep. I will be dead before the week is out.</p>
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<p>This is more of a sporadic travel diary at the moment than it is a weblog - but I don't suppose I can really do much about that - it's not as if I have much time for surfing at the moment.</p>
<p>LA is an extremely odd place - particularly for someone more used to the rhythms of London. Superficially they have a lot in common - large metropolitan masses, both of which are centres of a country's entertainment industries. But London is so much more condensed and compact, whereas LA is just so much more ... overwhelming ... than you'd expect.</p>
<p>I think the thing I feel strangest about is the absolute necessity of cars. In London, I can have a friend to stay and I need almost never see him. People can come and visit, crash on my floor, I can feed them in the evenings and chat to them before sleep - but all the rest of the time, they can jump on a tube and go and do their own thing (if they want). But in LA, if you don't have a car you can't even really move.</p>
<p>That puts strains on the guest, who lacks freedom of movement and is continually dependant on his hosts. And that in turn puts even greater strains on the hosts - who are continually having to be stimulating and entertaining (when I'm sure they would much rather be asleep). I should say at this point that Kerry and Sean have been more than great in this capacity - I have been taken to a couple of Hollywood(ish) parties, wandered around the shopping areas and seen a couple of films that aren't out in the UK yet - some good (Scream 3) and some ... less good (Drowning Mona) - I have been made to feel welcome by all concerned.</p>
<p>I can only hope that I am being as good a guest as they are hosts...</p>
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<p>Radio Barbelith is back on the air. Every day over the last week that I haven't been able to update the site I have felt more and more anxious - what if everyone got bored and wandered off? I mean - there are thousands of wonderful weblogs that are updated every day without fail. They wouldn't let something as tiny as a holiday interfere with their duty to their readers. (I am thinking of stable barbelith links like <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> and <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut</a>)</p>
<p>Well, anyway, it's back and not likely to go away again in a hurry. And that's even considering the difficult situation I find myself in. Regular readers will know of my homelessness - a couple of weeks ago I moved out of my flat in Hampstead and took all my stuff up to my parents' place in Norfolk - and then of course I embarked on my epic voyage to LA. I am now back in London, only to find that <a href="http://www.virgin.com">Virgin</a> have mislaid half of my luggage, my mobile phone has run out of energy and I can't contact any of the people who said that they <b>might</b> be prepared to put me up for a couple of nights. Tom Coates - homeless, without any clean clothes or means of communication...</p>
<p>But of course I must not dwell on such concerns (shit shit shit shit shit shit shit), and instead must talk about my time in LA. I can't even begin to talk about everything, but a few images really stick in my mind - flying over the lights of Las Vegas at night (able to pick out individual casinos and roads), half naked men bouncing up and down on coffee tables, the sun setting over Venice Beach and the madman with the bubble machine. And of course, my ever gracious and hospitable hosts, Kerry and Sean.</p>
<p>Quite a lot has happened on the web while I have been away as well. <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> has been redesigned (by none other than <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek</a> himself and even <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> has reached some kind of design plateau after the frantic changes of the last month. More later, as and when I get the chance...</p>
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<p><b>"Hey Tom, there's a really big party going on in Austin, but you can't go."</b><p>
<p><a href="http://www.sxsw.com/">SXSW</a> fever is running rampant through the webloggers. And those of us stuck five thousand miles away can only pine for what might have been - and of course check out <a href="http://www.sxswb.com">SXSWb</a>, images by pb (<a href="http://www.onfocus.com/sxsw/day1/">day 1</a>, <a href="http://www.onfocus.com/sxsw/day2/">day 2</a>, <a href="http://www.onfocus.com/sxsw/day3/">day 3</a>) and <a href="http://metafilter.com/photos/index.cfm?series=8">metafilter</a>, and the commentary from <a href="http://www.powazek.com/">powazek</a>, <a href="http://www.prehensile.com">prehensile tales</a> and <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">riothero</a>.</p>
<p>Still it's not the same as being there.</p>
<p>I feel bad for not talking more about my LA time - so here are a few sites for the minor celebrities I bumped into: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/harryconjr/loren.htm">Loren Dean</a> [at party with him - he wore lots of plaid], <a href="http://w3.one.net/~voyager/daly.html">Tyne Daly</a> [wandered around the pier in Venice Beach], <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/7614/gershon/index.html">Gina Gershon</a> [sat behind us chatting away during a showing of Wonder Boys].</p>
<p>Needless to say I have found a place to stay (take a bow Evil Nick). Bed finally located around 7pm GMT. My luggage arrived this morning at work more or less intact as well. Everything seems to be coming together. I went to see <a href="http://studio.go.com/movies/insider/index.html">The Insider</a> so that I wouldn't fall asleep too early. It was a pretty strange film - only in America could people be surprised by the news that cigarettes are addictive. The most interesting part of the film (the media politics and strategies/counter strategies) were unfortunately the bits without the most interesting character/actor/performance. Russell Crowe is a god.</p>
<p>And before I forget - <a href="http://redrival.com/eleven/index.html">IF YOU DON'T ASK YOU DON'T GET</a>!</p>
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<p>Can someone explain to me how it is possible that I can cross the world and crash on someone's floor in LA for nearly nine days, but when I return to my home country and home city, almost none of my friends are prepared to house me for even a couple of nights. Has anyone got an answer for me?</p>
<p>As ever the best way to cope with the many disappointments and injustices of life (and people) is to ignore it completely and muck around on the net for hours. Which is what I intend to do.</p>
<p>I am delighted to report that <a href="http://www.vitaflo.com"> vitaflo</a> is back on the air at last. Not a lot seems to have changed, although the site is altogether more ... green ... The HREF section is still the best guide to the best design sites on the web - a constant source of inspiring work.</p>
<p>Here all about Grant Morrison's appearance at the <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/disinfo?p=folder&title=Disinfo%2ECon+2000%3A+Tents+Under+Pressure">DisinfoCon</a> from the site itself. And I quote: "I probably shouldn�t admit this here, but I�m not familiar with 'The Invisibles' comic, so I had no idea who Grant Morrison was, but he was very funny, very drunk, taught us Magick, and sure that he had been on a ride with aliens in Katmandu, so he had my attention!"</p>
<p>And I am probably the last person to notice this, but <a href="http://www.epinions.com/">Epinions</a> has also finally launched it's full version, complete with clean and elegant design and cheery little smiley things. The only slightly depressing thing is that I have spent so much time running around like a headless chicken in recent months that I am in imminent danger of falling off the bottom of their <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-MTR?sn=pc-mvie">Most Popular Movie Reviewers</a> list.</p>
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<p>Trash culture purists only: A comprehensive and interesting site on the comic book <a href="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~dicurkov/planetary/">Planetary</a>.</p>
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<p>Temporary plateau of weirdness reached. Things remain weird, but have ceased to get increasingly so. Chris has said he will put me up for a couple of nights, which is really decent of him and means that I can now slide through into next week courtesy of him and Liz. I am getting increasingly worried about my new potential flatmates however - not in terms of whether I will get along with them, but about when we will actually find a place to live in and what compromises will have to be made in the process. Hopefully I will have resolved this by Friday night.</p>
<p>Most attractive new weblog of the day definitely goes to <a href="http://www.fade-away.net/vegas/blog/index.htm">Fifty-Five</a>.</p>
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<p>Any regulars to barbelith are familiar with the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/" target="_top">nexus</a> - the anti-establishment post-counter-sub-cultural discussion forum. Recently there has been rather more in the way of conflict and flame-wars than normal - so much in fact that I have been sent a really interesting article from <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a> about <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/5.05/ff_well.html?topic=&topic_set=">The Epic Saga of The Well</a> (May 1997). The well was one of the first and most significant online communities, and it was - at times - wracked with conflict and crisis.</p>
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<p>If there's one thing I respect it is honesty. But it's a dangerous thing - particularly when the question you are answering is loaded. Take for example <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/dlog/">Oh Messy Life's DLOG</a> (presumably is to Designlog as blog is to weblog [although surely that's the less pronouncable NLOG]). Barbelith was featured there a couple of days ago, in a generally complimentary fashion (and I quote):</p>
<blockquote>"Everyone's favorite self-doubting, nomadic Brit Tom has voiced doubts over whether or not he, being self-trained, has the skills to compete with the college-boy designers. After looking over Barbelith, the obvious answer is that he's a natural..." [Overall grade - B]</blockquote>
<p>He continues to make some very valid points about barbelith.com being continually under construction - which of course is the biggest sin in the whole web world (although he omits to mention that I am homeless and mostly computer-free which makes finishing the site rather difficult). All of this is more than reasonable. I don't have a problem with it - in fact I am flattered that barbelith was considered worthy to be reviewed.<p></p>
<p>I'm a little less sure about his more scathing reviews. He says of regular barbelith link, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>:</p>
<blockquote>"I know he's only 15. At that age five years ago, I'd barely begun using email, much less learned HTML. Still, though, I must pull no punches! I must be a bastard and speak the truth as I see it, and the truth as I see it here is that Riothero.com is a boring site to look at." [Overall grade - D+/C-]</blockquote>
<p>I think that this really exposes the flaw in his approach - is he going to review the personal sites of web-designers who have been building sites since they were invented (<a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.powazek.com" target=_blank>powazek.com</a> - both favourites of mine). Or is he going to review the personal sites of the rest of us, whether we are 45 year old bank managers, 15 year old students or 27 year old journalists? And if he really is going to analyse both, is it fair to use the same criteria? And what about content? Popularity? Would he be as "brutally honest" if it was a twelve-year-olds first site? Because we all know how crushing these comments can be...</p>
<p>Although having said that, <a href="http://www.jish.nu/">jish</a> seems to be taking it quite well...</p>
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<p>One thing I really need to know - does Darren of <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/blogger.htm">timemachinego</a> go to the <a href="http://www.easyeverything.com">EasyEverything</a> on Tottenham Court Road? Because if he does, I'd like to wave to him one day from the balcony at <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">Time Out</a>. Which reminds me - the website is currently running a <a href="http://www.timeout.com/onlinedrugspoll.html">online drugs poll</a> which I worked on.</p>
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<p>I'm still at Chris' place which is nice because he doesn't expect me to go out and entertain him all the time and he likes watching <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy the Vampire Slayer</a>, which is ultimate escapist entertainment. Tomorrow I'm on the move again though, which is exhausting - this time to Camden to stay with Liz. And of course I have my meeting with my new flatmates. The sooner I get a flat, the sooner I get my computer back. The sooner I get my computer back, the sooner I can finish the site (and the sooner I can get a good night's sleep).</p>
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<p>Today began with a very sad event - a direct result of my vagrancy - somewhere in all the move I crushed one of the pairs of sunglasses I bought in LA. If I was of a more morbid disposition I would say it was symbolic.</p>
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<p>A day without <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a>. And a difficult day it was too. My complete inability to update the site at lunchtime or before work has been profoundly frustrating. In general this has been a pretty weird day, and one that cannot hope but improve (that is of course assuming that my meeting with my new flatmates goes well). After that, I am off to the Liquid Lounge, before (possibly) heading on to Popstarz. I'm wearing a dark blue Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt with the number "36" on the back should anyone else be there.</p>
<p>What is it with <a href="http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/index.html">A&F</a> anyway? We don't have them in the UK (so forgive my ignorance) - I picked up some of their clothes while in LA with Kerry and Sean. The catalogues are renowned for their homoerotic imagery (and with good reason), but they still seem to sell just as much to straight men of a pretty conservatively masculine disposition as they do to gay people.</p>
<p>A&F are basically part of the same trend in clothing that spawned the horror of the <a href="http://www.gap.com">Evil Gap Clones</a> - ie. everyone wearing the same thing - looking the same. This is a great source of horror to many people, and given my politics you might expect me to have a similar reaction. Weirdly though, I don't - it's almost as if clothes have become so generic that they have become invisible - for most of us they are no longer the demarcation points of culture or class. Perhaps homogeneity has resulted in a certain amount of liberation. Perhaps if we all wore the same thing....? On the other hand, I always have in the back of my mind the line from <a href="http://www.wsu.edu:8000/~brians/science_fiction/handmaid.html">A Handmaid's Tale</a> - spoken by the arch-conservatives who want to 'free' women from dangerous things like 'free will' - that there are both freedoms <b>to</b> and freedoms <b>from</b>. It is the sign of the politically libertine to always aim for the former ("go libertines!").</p>
<p>Homogeneity in and of itself shouldn't be considered a bad thing - sometimes the act of mimicry inevitably carries with it a certain amount of irony. Take <a href="http://openlog.pitas.com">openlog</a> for example - is this a piss-take, an affectionate (self?)tribute or a straightfoward design decision? It's the same and yet because of its mimicry it has its own unique identity. [Check out <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> if you don't know what I am talking about.]</p>
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<p>Before I get down to business (as it were), can someone explain to me how I have missed <a href="http://haughey.com">haughey.com</a> after all these months of weblogging. I can't even remember how I found it today. Very much worth a visit.</p>
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<p>As a final thought - a bizarre <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=286955639">Invisibles Preview</a> has appeared on ebay. Does anyone know anything about it? If so, <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">let me know</a>.</p>
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<p>Andy at <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/dlog/">Dlog</a> has responded to people's criticisms of his weblog design reviews (including a slightly savage one from <a href="http://realworld.nothing.on.ca/">the real world</a>). His reply is well considered and good reading. I was particularly gratified that he decided to clarify his criteria for review:</p>
<blockquote>"Some people have voiced concern over how I'm judging the quality of a weblog based on design. I don't think that's the case, though - I'm just talking about the layout, the look of the page. As I mentioned earlier, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> is one of my favorite blogs. And <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>, for that matter, is a site I rarely visit. My stupid little "grading system" has nothing to do with how Good or Bad a blog is, just what I think of the design."</blockquote>
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<p>I've just decided to join <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">weblogs.com</a>. I've been putting it off for weeks because I was stumped by the question "Describe your weblog". I always find those questions both alarming and absurdly difficult - it's like those bits on CVs (resumés for the Americans amongst us) where you have to explain why you are perfect for the job. They make me queasy. Anyway - this is what I have managed to come up with:</p>
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<p>Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> is having a pretty weird time at the moment - not that you would know it from the main page of his weblog. If you want to read some of the most heartfelt and occasionally painful writing on the web, you have to explore his Quietriot section. You need a password, but as long as you don't actually know him in real life, he's pretty cool about sending it out. Obviously I can't go into detail about what he is going through at the moment - that would rather defeat the purpose of the password - but let's just say that anyone who has ever been a teenager and in love will be able to relate to everything he says. In some ways it really reminds me of the writing I did when I was his age - I have these notepads hidden away somewhere at my parents where I used to write down all the things I couldn't say in public. I read them now and again and they hit me like a ton of bricks.</p>
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<p>I went to see <a href="http://www.being-john-malkovich.com/">Being John Malkovich</a> yesterday afternoon with Liz, Katy and Rhonda. I can't tell you how excited and inspired I was. I think it has been years since I saw such imagination and playfulness on screen - and I don't think that I have ever seen it from a Hollywood studio. The Guardian has assembled a <a href="http://www.filmunlimited.co.uk/Film_Page/0,4061,105530,00.html">pretty useful page</a> collating all the British responses to the film - definitely worth a visit.</p>
<p>This is turning into quite a year for impressive film-making - a few months ago, <a href="http://www.americanbeauty-thefilm.com/main.html">American Beauty</a> stomped on my head, and now this! And next week - <a href="http://www.magnoliamovie.com/">Magnolia</a>. It's at times like this when I really hate the fact that UK release dates are so far behind the US.</p>
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<p>I don't even know where to start today - there is so much that I want to say. After a week back in the UK, sleeping on people's floors, I finally think there may be hope on the horizon. Kate, Manuella and I went to see a flat in King's Cross yesterday that blew me away. It's not the most beautiful of buildings, and it doesn't have a sitting room, but the bedrooms are clean and large and have lots of plug sockets (these things matter to me). But the most impressive feature about the place is its location. We can see King's Cross station from what would be my bedroom, and Popstarz is just over the road. I just hope everyone agrees to it - and soon...</p>
<p>I've been thinking about LA again over the last couple of days. I haven't heard much from Kerry or Sean since I left, and in a strange way I miss them. I was listening to <a href="http://www.beck.com">Beck</a> on the radio today and it brought it all back. His album is full of references to Hollywood and hot-tubs and the like which only really make sense if you are in LA - and of course it has special relevance if when you are being driven through the city your host points offhand and murmurs - "Oh - and that's where Beck lives..."</p>
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<p>In about an hour I have to go and meet my prospective new flatmates (in the process probably missing an old friend's birthday party) to discuss their anxieties regarding the flat in King's Cross. I can't help but think that the experience is unlikely to be entirely positive - but I have to try to restrain myself from saying that I'll get a place by myself. I still don't want to, but it has occurred to me a couple of times that perhaps we are just looking for different things in a flat.</p>
<p>I don't get it - everything seemed to be going so well. The King's Cross place looked like it had at least two of us completely committed and only one waverer. How did that situation turn into one where I am the only one who still wants it? Over the last 24 hours I had really managed to resolve things in my head - the location seemed to give me opportunities to make more gay friends and to be a local/regular at one of my favourite places in London. By yesterday evening the ever-present anxiety of my vagrancy had almost completely faded, and my mind was swimming with the possibilities of living so close to the centre of London. And now...</p>
<p>Let's drown our relative sorrows with a few links: <a href="http://www.deadat32.com/story/0316002019.htm">Are webloggers becoming self-indulgent?</a>, <a href="http://www.bump.net/">Bump redesign madness</a>.</p>
<p>With the end of the Invisibles in sight, I am again considering the fate of barbelith, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">the nexus</a> and <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">the bomb</a>. This is what I have come up with so far (a quote from the nexus):</p>
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"My thoughts on the future of barbelith have been prompted by Eloi and a variety of other people's comments - some more carefully worded than others ...
"My ramblings on the front page (which I accept might not be to everyone's tastes) - were originally put up because i didn't have anything else to put there - people weren't sending me things to put up and those that were were generating so much work for me that I didn't have time to do it, a full time job and eat or breathe.
"However, I have roughly decided to buy myself a new domain name to shift the weblog into (because I enjoy doing it and I get a lot of positive feedback but I accept that it might not always be in the spirit of the Invisibles) and from there attempt to concentrate more on the subversive and political aspects of the Invisibles on Barbelith.
"All opinions are valued - but projects that require considerable initial effort with limited difficulty in updates are preferable to me to those which are less initially time consuming but take longer on a weekly basis. I would ideally like to be able to almost completely leave the page for a few weeks without it dying. I am thinking of some system which would misuse something like blogger to put content into pages as easily as possible. Perhaps some kind of article submission proceedure, where I built a page which ten or so people were randomly chosen as editors for things people wrote to them (to spread the load), and could post them as required, with me only having to update the front page. It could be like a repository of articles somewhere between Disinfo and the Bomb's analysis sections. We could even use the articles currently in the analysis section to smooth over any gaps in the schedule. I would be thinking of getting between four and six new articles a week up.
"I don't know really - what do people think of that kind of thing? Discussion could then follow in the Nexus.
"Oh and bear in mind that the Bomb as to remain a substantial part of the site...
"All ideas appreciated, as I say - and look out for web-applications and web-based publishing ventures that might help the site operate with as little FTPing, html rewriting etc etc as possible."
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<p>Two things before I get down to the serious business of complaining about stuff. 1) Derek Powazek has put his <a href="http://www.powazek.com/sxsw2000/">SXSW photos</a> online. There are some great ones - particularly of Jason and Mark. 2) I am too jealous to even speak properly at the moment because everyone got to go to SXSW except me. Katy came to me with an idea a while back for a similar conference - WXW1 (West by West 1) - for London based internet obsessives and professionals. Would anyone actually be interested? Because if you were (you never know) we might actually organise it. Spread the word, gauge the interest.</p>
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<p>I saw this ages ago but completely forgot to link to it. So here I present: <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/thesims/simsascii.shtml">American Beauty in ASCII</a>.<p>
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<p>My plans to move the weblog to a new domain have been rather scuppered by someone having registered it four days ago (damn, damn, damn). It just goes to show - farewell reptilebrain.com [<a href="http://swhois.com/cgi-bin/swhois.cgi?template=alone&lang=en&whois=reptilebrain.com">whois</a>].</p>
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<p>There are benefits and there are horrors to staying on people's floors. Benefits include not having to pay rent, seeing more of your good friends and getting to know local geography. Horrors include continual exhaustion, sometimes uncomfortable bedding and making sure that you don't upset anyone by being under their feet 24 hours a day. Tomorrow morning I am wandering up to Kentish Town to look at a flat before work. I'm not convinced that it is the place for me, but I'll give it a go. I just wish I wasn't so tired all the time.</p>
<p>One of my oldest friends, Gideon, told me about an <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2000/03/14/pistol/index.html">article in Salon</a> the other day, and asked my opinion about it. It suggests that gay people should arm themselves with handguns in order to protect themselves from anti-gay attacks. Gideon's exact words on this one were: "an intriguing proposal by a journalist i know... any ideas? I can't decide if he's right or crazy".</p>
<p>I read through the article carefully. As I read through the first page my immediate reaction was one of mild horror - what was this man advocating? Did he really want to start some form of gang warfare on the streets of American cities - to put a whole new meaning to the phrase "gay mafia"? But then, on the second page I came up against this:</p>
<blockquote>"The abiding fact is this: Homosexuals have been too vulnerable for too long. We have tried to make a political virtue of our vulnerability, but the gay-bashers aren't listening. Playing the victim card has won us sympathy, but at the cost of respect. So let's make gay-bashing dangerous. We should do that for our own protection. But we should also do it because we will win a full measure of esteem from the public, and from ourselves, only when we make clear our determination to look after ourselves"</blockquote>
<p>On rereading the article it seemed clear to me that the article wasn't actually about arming gay people at all, but an appeal for an escape from the current politics of gay identity - a politics that defines gay people by their vulnerability - continually subject to name-calling, workplace discrimination, harrassment or attack. It wasn't so much calling for violence to counter violence, but instead desperately scrambling for something to replace "Gay Man/Woman: Perpetual Victim".</p>
<p>Queer as Folk 2, which recently aired in the UK, included some pretty startling scenes - a man taking on board all of the insults thrown against him in order to savagely expose the blackmailing attempts of his ten-year-old nephew, the same man blowing up the car of a woman who disinherits her estranged gay son (she called him to his father's death-bed to ask him to sign the papers) and a full-on confrontation between a name-calling hick and a poof with a gun. Each one of these scenes inspired something proactive inside all the people who saw them - the desire not to have to "run to daddy" when something horrible happened. It's the same feeling - the same discomfort with the idea of gay people as being weak and needing outside help to get them through their daily lives.</p>
<p>So what do I think? Do I think gay people should carry handguns? I don't know. But I know one thing for certain - we should be doing <b>something</b>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.netnation.com">Netnation</a> has just charged me $220 for excess bandwidth over the last two months. As of this moment, the nexus is closed completely. They are going to charge me a similarly ridiculous amount for this month as well. Frankly I am horrified and don't know what do do - although I think getting myself to a different host is pretty crucial. All you big time designers out there - kottke, powazek, glassdog etc <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">WHERE ARE YOU HOSTED?</a> This is an emergency. HELP!</p>
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<p>The response to my crisis yesterday has been pretty incredible. I've had many many suggestions about where to be hosted, and I am edging towards <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a>. If anyone has any good or bad stories about them, let me know...</p>
<p>The weirdest thing that has happened is that people have offered to contribute to help me pay off the debts caused by excessive bandwidth and to get the nexus back online. It's all very much appreciated, really!</p>
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<p>The last couple of days have been (as I am sure you can understand) more than a little difficult - a sudden huge bill out of the blue (it now looks like the nexus uses around 80% of barbelith's bandwidth) didn't particularly help me in my quest to find a place to live. On top of that there are questions over how my job is evolving - there are suggestions of a move of emphasis which appeals to me in the short-term, but worries me when I think about the long-term prospects.</p>
<p>Anyway - I have decided that people don't come to weblogs to hear tales of woe and crisis, so I am going to try and concentrate today on things that are web-oriented and (above all) entertaining.</p>
<p>I'm a 69 in the <a href="http://www.emode.com/tests/suave-o-meter.html">Suave-o-meter</a>. I think that means I beat <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>. I think my <a href="http://dearmom.infospace.com/momtalk.htm">mother</a> would approve...</p>
<p>Just because I haven't been posting recently, doesn't mean that I have forgotten about <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">web queeries</a>. One of the most interesting and informative uses of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> technology to date.</p>
<p>I spend six years living in <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/index.shtml">Bristol</a> - the San Francisco of the United Kingdom. The BBC's (oh so gripping) site even includes a quiz! The answer is incredibly obvious to anyone who has ever been there...</p>
<p>Oh, and according to <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">zeldman</a>, <a href="http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Personal/L.Wood/stylist/index.html?W3C/Core/Steely.css">Lloyd Wood hates style sheets</a>.</p>
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<p>Can I ask you all something in complete seriousness? Do you REALLY think that <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> is more suave than I am? I mean, really?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0003.html#000324">Jason</a> has been talking about the difficulties in writing about personal things on the web. This seems to be quite the crisis for the young weblogging intelligensia at the moment. The first stage of the barbelith weblog ended with an e-mail from my brother promising not to tell my mother, the second stage when I realised that my co-workers were occasionally glancing at the site. Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> has this problem as well. He used to compensate for it by having a password protected weblog, but then his family demanded that he allowed them to see it. And now there is something on Jason's mind and he doesn't know how to express it. Moreover he doesn't know if he should:</p>
<blockquote>"Why don't I just write it down somewhere private...a Word doc on my computer or in a paper diary? Somehow, that seems strange to me though. For a lot of the personal Web publishing crowd, the Web is the place for you to express your thoughts and feelings and such. To put those things elsewhere seems absurd. Or is it just me?"</blockquote>
<p>The answer seems pretty obvious to me - the mild anonymity of the net allows us to talk about whatever we want - get support from people without having to expose ourselves in person and transform our lives into (mostly) interesting narratives. I used to run this site called <a href="http:///www.btinternet.com/~orlando/blank/">Blank Faeces</a> which was all about our ability to explore aspects of ourselves online that we couldn't do in everyday life. I think the sin of the weblogger or web celebrity is their (our?) compulsion to attach a name to the writings...</p>
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<p>I got another e-mail today asking why I haven't been updating the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">bomb</a>. Just to clarify to newcomers, I am homeless at the moment and have been for over three weeks now. As soon as I can find a flat (another one got gazumped from me today) then I will get down to rebuilding barbelith completely, and (of course) updating the bomb...</p>
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<b>Exodus 8:2</b> "If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs."<p>
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<p>The question I was asked most often when I was in the US was: "Is that an accent?". To which the answer of course is ... "no". One of the weird things about the US is that, perhaps because of its size and relative importance in the world at the moment, it can be quite inward-looking. So while people in the UK are familiar with the States through television, film and the news, there are many Americans who will stare at a poor alien Brit with an utter lack of comprehension. So consider the bulk of today's weblog entry to be a light-hearted attempt to slap some sense into our American cousins. Your honour, I here present evidence to this effect..</p>
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<li><a href="http://pages.prodigy.com/NY/NYC/britspk/main.html"><b>Britspeak</b></a><br />
Written by an American for other Americans, this site manages to explain why one shouldn't ask to see an Englishman's pants more closely. It doesn't quite explain why Americans can't manage to do an English accent without using the word "Wot?", nor does it explain why almost all English actors in the US have to use bizarre fake intonations so that people understand that they are not American (take a bow Jane Leeves and Spike and Druscilla from Buffy).
<li><a href="http://www.effingpot.com/"><b>The American's guide to speaking British</b></a><br />
A testament to America's complete inability to understand that other countries speak differently from them and yet do not sound any more ridiculous than they do themselves. Look - I have a passion for the US - but I have to make a stand! We do not all sound like Bert from Mary Poppins (nor for that matter are we all evil megalomaniacs). And anyway, we get really cool down to earth words like bollocks, wanker and shag where you have balls, jerk and screw. I mean - really!
<li><a href="http://www.boondocksnet.com/twaintexts/american_language.html"><b>The Stolen White Elephant</b></a><br />
Even Mark Twain is in on the act. Please feel free to laugh with me at his: "You say flahsk, and bahsket, and jackahss; we say 'flask,' 'basket,' 'jackass,' -- sounding the a as it is in 'tallow,' 'fallow,' and so on" - because if the poor Englishman (being bashed around by his boorish compartment colleague) had had been given the slightest say, he may very well have replied: "Actually, you poor uneducated hick, <b>you</b> say flairssk, and bairskit and jeckairss; we say 'flask,' basket,' *$%"^%$�,' -- and while we are at it, could you be so kind as to take your cowboy boots off the seat, stop chewing that tobacco quite so noisily, and try to stop your president shagging the interns..." (In those days English people were more polite than they are today).
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<p><b>DISCLAIMER</b>: The above piece of writing is meant to be taken in a light-hearted fashion...</p>
<p>A little announcement regarding the Nexus. The site should be operational again by the weekend (no promises, but I'll see what I can do), but in the meantime there is a temporary alternative at onelist: <a href="http://www.onelist.com/group/TemporaryNexus">TemporaryNexus</a>.</p>
<p>In case anyone hadn't guessed from the bible quote last night, I went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0175880">Magnolia</a>. Katy, Evil Nick and I didn't really know what to expect from it. I'm still reeling from it today. The acting was all of the highest standard, the script was well written and, while the removal of twenty minutes might have sharpened it up a bit, basically it was certainly professional and original stuff. And yet I am still not completely convinced by it. The weirdest thing for me was that they actually put an intermission in it, which amazed me. I'd be interested to know if they did that in the US as well. Could anyone enlighten me? [<a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Enlighten Tom</a>]</p>
<p>A couple of brief bits of news on the flat front - Kate and I went to see a place in Kentish Town yesterday which was pretty impressive - large open rooms, a conservatory, garden, garage and balcony for only �330 a week. A wonderful place. I am a little wavering because it pushes my rent up quite considerably, although I don't think I'll see another place as good for a while. All we have to do is shunt Manuela around it and hope she likes it. At the same time, Evil Nick's flatmate has moved out a week early, leaving a place to sleep comfortably and privately (and on a bed no less) for a full week. So all in all, pretty good news.</p>
<p>Apparently I am not as suave as I thought I was: <a href="http://www.vocalu.nu/assn/">a slow saturday night</a>. Despite this, people still want to meet me: <a href="http://spacemonkeys.net/Fairvue/SXSW2000/">Fairvue</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Oscar 2000 Moments</b></p>
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<li> Billy Crystal combining the shower scene from American Beauty with the shower scene from Psycho.
<li> Jack Nicholson being in every single reaction shot, leering like an octogenarian lech.
<li> That weird woman who ran through the auditorium at the beginning and sat on Clint Eastwoord.
<li> Almost no screen time for Gwyneth Paltrow, and when there was some she looked like she was having a right old strop.
<li> My mate Tara being thanked in Sam Mendes Oscar speech.
<li> Annette Benning winning absolutely nothing despite everyone else around her (her co-cast, her husband, her unborn child) being showered in accolades.
<li> Warren Beatty being unable to form coherent sentences during his acceptance speech.
<li> Angelina Jolie having really weird hair and some kind of unsavoury relationship with her brother.
<li> The South Park creators arriving in Gwyneth-drag.
<li> Robin Williams singing "Blame Canada" with thousands of short-skirted mounties...
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<p>It's a bit of a blur to me. Oscars ended 6.30am GMT. I arrive at work 10.00am GMT. I need a drink.</p>
<blockquote><MikeWOIFM> Puce? is puce a good color? Or how about Barbelith Orange?<br /><zannah> i though puce was a purpleish<br /><MikeWOIFM> I was presenting options.<br /><Anita> puce isn't websafe<br /><nullJason> puce isn't safe, period.<br /><Anita> puce is maroonish red -- means "flea"<br /><zannah> puce is cute.<br /><nullJason> I thought it was greenish.<br /><MikeWOIFM> puce is certainly not safe to wash with whites.<br /><John_metajohn> puce sounds like what I would do after eating one of Mikes roadkill pancakes. [courtesy of <a href="http://www.nullmeansnull.com/tally/">null</a>]</blockquote>
<p>When I was at University, I was told once to always start with a quote. And I'm even <b>in</b> this one. I'm like one of those names on paint sampler cards - "Barbelith Orange". How satisfying is that...</p>
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<p>Possibly the most futurist gadget I have seen in months is the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B00004SDFH');">Ceiva Internet-Enabled Photo Frame</a>. It sounds like a ridiculous idea, but I honestly believe that it might become a must-have purchase not just for web-geeks and their families, but also for small spaces in nightclubs and bars. It's really the simplest thing - a small, high quality screen which plugs into the phone socket. Every day, at cheap rate, it dials up a server where your friends have e-mailed their latest photos of their children, their holidays or their genitals, the images are downloaded and displayed in a rotating slideshow. You can choose specific images to display through the website if you have favourites, and you can update them more quickly simply by pressing a button on the frame.</p>
<p>The potential for bloggers is endless. Imagine being on an <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut</a> or <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek</a> image mailing list, which would update the frame on your desk every day...</p>
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<p>Can't chat - in a hurry, but I just thought I should say that I have started a couple of polls over on the TemporaryNexus about the <a href="http://www.onelist.com/surveys/TemporaryNexus?id=74933">relaunch of the Nexus</a> and <a href="http://www.onelist.com/surveys/TemporaryNexus?id=74934">what happens when I move the weblog</a>... You might have to sign up to be able to vote...</p>
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<p>I tell you, just when everything appears to be running smoothly, <a href="http://www.powazek.com/">powazek</a> raises the bar again. His new design is, simply, lovely. Clean colours, a web-friendly open feel with legible text (not using Verdana - a shock for me). It has a certain David Carson print-media 1998 feel to it.</p>
<p>Everyone knows of <a href="http://www.aj.com">Ask Jeeves</a>, the search engine that is supposed to be engineered to answer real English queries in an almost conversational style. So what happens when you try to actually have a conversation with it? <a href="http://www.fnwire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.html">FNwire interviewed the butler</a>.</p>
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<p>I went to the doctor about my mad gut and digestive complaints and he told me that it was a combination of a mild infection, lack of sleep, a bad diet and a considerable amount of stress. Great. Can't see any of THOSE changing until I get a flat... While I was reeling from that news, I received some donations towards the Rebuild-the-Nexus fund. I am amazed and honoured and will do my best to get it up again as soon as possible.</p>
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<p>I'm in love with this story from <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/coming.html">zeldman</a>:</p>
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Theater of Cruelty: Our friend Mark was freelancing for a client we'll call Roger. They had just completed their project and were sitting in Roger's office. After a long, uncomfortable silence, Roger glanced up from his desk and looked Mark meaningfully in the eyes.<br />
"Mark," sighed Roger, "you know how sometimes you stare at your address book, looking over all your friends' names and phone numbers, and you suddenly realize that they're not really your friends at all? That you have nothing in common with them, you don't even like them, and you're pretty sure they don't like you either?"<br />
Mark said, "No."
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<p>Barbelith is going to change. Because a few people have sent me money to get the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Nexus</a> going again, I don't feel comfortable having personal content on the domain name. So I have decided that over the next week or so, I will buy a new domain, shift the weblog over to that, and then reorganise Barbelith as a cooperative article based site. </p>
<p>But this leaves me with a problem - finding a new domain name. After the loss of my beloved "reptilebrain.com", I am at a bit of a loss. So I thought I'd make an appeal to you people, who know the spirit and rhythms of the current site: <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">have you got any ideas</a>?</p>
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<p>Brief life summary: DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER AND VODKA. This will be the third night in a row that I have ended up in Point 101 (Tottenham Court Road tube, under Centrepoint). I am going to get a disgusting beer belly and then no one will want me.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> redesigned. Mark's rolling design project reached a height today, when the background kicked in, dragging a simple orange table structure into the 21st century. And another thing - what other weblogger would post urgently: "Jesus Christ! I'm sexy!"...</p>
<p>Not that I care (I was instructed not to), but I am really glad to see that Barbelith has finally resurfaced on <a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/ratings/">beebo.org's weblog ratings</a>.</p>
<p>There's some argument going on around the weblogs about <a href="http://www.bloat.com">bloat</a>. I haven't really been following it, but apparently it's quite interesting.</p>
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<p>Another little micro-design-project for Time Out: <a href="http://www.timeout.com/clubsoffer.html">Student Clubs Competition</a>. Very tight deadline on this one. I think it worked out quite well.</p>
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<p>In order to maintain the record of the week, I decided that I should go drinking directly after work last night. And (I suppose inevitably) this resulted in a few of us ending up at Popstarz. Which led to:</p>
<p><b>TWO ANECDOTES ABOUT BUMPING INTO PEOPLE IN CLUBS</b></p>
<blockquote><b>Anecdote One:</b><br />
As I wander through the passages of the Scala, I keep passing this bloke who looks vaguely familar. And he keeps making 'knowing' looks in my direction. I will be completely honest and say that as he wasn't really my type, I decided to have a ponder, but not launch into a conversation that might be misconstrued as flirting.<br />
Anyway, after a couple of hours of this kind of behaviour, we find each other wandering towards each other in a corridor. There's no real reason to avoid chatting, so I turn and say to him:<br />
"I'm really sorry - but you look really familiar, have we met?"<br />
"Yes", he replies, "I fell over in front of you twice while clubbing at the old Popstarz about four months ago..."<br />
I look slightly dumbfounded, and don't really know what to say. He glances down at my favourite t-shirt of the moment, a dark blue <a href="http://www.abercrombie.com">A&F</a> thing, and continues:<br />
"At the time I was really embarrassed, but now you are wearing that <b>stupid</b> t-shirt, I feel a lot better. I hope to hell you are being ironic."
And then he walks off.</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>Anecdote Two:</b><br />
As I wander through the passages of the Scala, I find myself running into this other guy who looks both familiar and rather devilishly attractive. After my experiences with the nasty t-shirt hater, I am a bit sceptical of wandering up to strangers, and so I leave it - particularly when it becomes clear that he doesn't have the slightest clue who I am either.<br />
As it approaches 3am, however, it suddenly hits me - this is a guy that I met (once) around a year ago when I visited a friend in Cambridge. I must have spent no more than four hours in his company.<br />
Slightly sceptical of my realisation, I wander up to him, and indeed - it is he. We chat for a while and then wander off back to our respective friends. At which point my friends (Rhonda, Evil Nick et al) decide that it is beyond necessary that I flirt with him. The young gentleman listens manfully to my abortive attempts to demonstrate my interest with a light smile, while I slowly turn an inelegant purple. And then, with a look of mild exasperation, he pounces...
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<p>Before I get going, I have a couple of annoucements. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> has clearly finally lost it - his expos&eacute; of the evil <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> makes that abundantly clear. And while we are at it, is it just me, or are his clothes becoming an increasingly rare sight on the webcam? I give him about four months before he is doing illegal online strip-shows and changing his name to Candy.</p>
<p>I have just downloaded and installed IE5 for Macs, and I am generally quite impressed. The larger default text sizes came as a mild shock to start with, but I seem to be getting used to it quite quickly. The one thing that is clear is that the aids to cross-platform compatibility mean that those sites designed to alter their behaviour for the Mac platform may now have to rethink their style sheets and text sizes once more. Microsoft have a surprisingly good page on sizing text in CSS for standards-compliant browsers called, "<a href="http://www.microsoft.com/mac/IE/Support/article_pixels.asp">Points, Pixels, DPI and You</a>".</p>
<p>In other news, I finally sorted out the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/xeno.htm" target="_top">barbelith archives</a>, which are now permanently accessible through the grey strip at the top of the page. I've been flicking through old entries, and the one I am proudest off (from last November) reads:</p>
<blockquote>"I went to watch the football. I didn't understand how anyone could get so excited. Lost on me completely. I tried to explain to the assembled masses that if the players had handlebar moustaches, smoking jackets, armchairs and muskets, the game would be both more civilised and more entertaining. They resolutely refused to see reason."</blockquote>
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<p>I am becoming very tired of being homeless. Yes, that's right - I am STILL homeless. A friend has given me permission to crash at his place for a couple of nights (with a break in the middle so that he can have sex with someone without me knocking on the door and asking if I can pilfer some Orange Juice), but there is still only the vaguest notions of new flatishness in the near future.</p>
<p>I went to see <a href="http://www.erinbrockovich.com/">Erin Brokovich</a> last night with Katy (soon to be starting her own weblog), and we got so excited by the classiness of Steven Soderbergh that we are going to go and see <a href="http://www.limey-themovie.com/">The Limey</a> tonight.</p>
<p>For those people disappointed by my recent shortcomings on updating <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>, I have finally added most of the annotations for issue 3#2 from the Nexus. Should I have missed anything, let me know immediately. [<a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Let Tom know</a>]</p>
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<p>Another month, another issue of <a href="http://www.spark-online.com/april00/april00.html">*spark</a>. This month, the features include the intoxicating (<a href="http://www.spark-online.com/april00/discourse/baum.html">virtual morality</a>), the revolutionary (<a href="http://www.spark-online.com/april00/trends/martin.html">hacktivism: the new protest movement?</a>), and the inspirational (<a href="http://www.spark-online.com/april00/media/macintyre.html">surfing towards bethlehem?</a>). I am taking the way *spark operates as a form of model example of what I want the new barbelith to achieve when I finally sort out the architectural parts of it - in some ways it is already a project that should appeal to the subcultural elements of the Nexus...</p>
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<b>Admin Notice</b>: Regular Nexus people and the like - Hadalis is holding a post-finalé bash in Winston-Salem, NC on May 26 -29. If you are interested, the e-mail address you need is: <a href="mailto:Hadalis@gateway.net">Hadalis@gateway.net</a>.<p>
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So I had lunch yesterday with the guy I met at Popstarz, and it really was quite enjoyable. I don't want to foul things up, so I won't go into details - except to say that I'm probably seeing him again this evening. It's all very exciting.<p>
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<p>.Barbelith goes metalogic:</p>
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<li><b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/search.pyra?txtSearch=barbelith&chkNotmine=1">Who links to me?</a></b><br />
I hadn't even noticed that you could search <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> until today. The best thing is that you can see when other webloggers linked to your own site. It's self-indulgent, but then, you know, weblogging isn't?
<li><b><a href="http://www.beebo.org">Beebo.org's metalog</a></b><br />
Beebo.org is almost an obsession to me. It's a combination of popularity contest and content filtering system. Just to undermine the point of the metalog section - why not visit these popular links: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,35378,00.html">Microsoft Anti-Trust Case [Wired]</a>, <a href="http://www.penis-pillow.com/">A Pillow That Looks Like a Penis</a>, <a href="http://www.sylloge.com/">The End of the 5k Award</a>, <a href="http://perpetualbeta.com/weblog.html">"Bunky, I'm Confused"</a>, <a href="http://www.geocities.com/m_s_f_t/msnbc.htm">Slightly Implausible Microsoft Site</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_696000/696953.stm">Mount Etna Blows Smoke-Rings</a>. And all of that is doubly meta-tastic, because it will now include the fact that I have linked to them in its stats...
<li><b><a href="http://www.weblogs.com/hotlist">Hotlist</a></b><br />
The most linked to weblogs, courtesy of <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">weblogs.com</a>.
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I was a late-comer to <a href="http://www.haughey.com">haughey.com</a>, but I really enjoyed it when I found it. But with its recent redesign has shifted it into another gear. Very much to be recommended.<p>
And I had a lovely evening last night with Sam and various friends of his. Just in case you were wondering...<p>
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<p>If this isn't <a href="http://www.unabashed.com/thing.asp">unabashed.com</a> angling for links, I don't know what is:</p>
<blockquote>"i'm not sure i'll ever get many people visiting my site... i'm not into that whole 'blog everybody else' mentality. i don't want to post that someone else has a good post... just to get some reciprocal links happening. i have a list of sites that i like to visit... because they're good. cuz i like them... i'm not looking for anything from them-- or anybody else for that matter.
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If I told you that I had spent today with my co-worker starting the process of changing 16,000 separate web pages to work with new banner and button ad coding (requiring around 165 separate hard includes), would any of you feel any sympathy for me? Said enterprise (plus last night's uncomfortable sofa cushions) have resulted in a dull pulsing headache which feels like someone has stuck an air pump into my brain and is slowly inflating it against my skull. All in all, the last 24/48 hours have been completely overwhelming - there has been no area of my life which hasn't been confusing or confounding or intense. That's not to say it's all bad stuff - not by any means - but there's just <b>too much</b> of it.<p>
So, <a href="http://www.projectcool.com">Project Cool</a> recommended <a href="http://www.lockjaw.net/splash/spring2000/index.html">Lockjaw</a> today. I guess I can see why, it's quite ably put together. I was just wondering about the lo-fi feel of the site - and the preponderance of grainy imagery. It reminded me of a trend in print design a while back for an almost fanzine feel. I don't know if it translates that well to the web though - I mean there is so much <b>real</b> lo-fi stuff, I am not sure that it is easy to tell when it is intentional.<p>
Evil Nick is off to visit a young woman in Los Angeles. He's never been out of Europe before. I try and figure out what to say to him about the trip and can only come up with, "you'll be surprised how alien you feel". In order to get a flight at short notice, he has had to go via Frankfurt. Total length of outgoing flight - 14 hours. That's got to hurt.<p>
<a href="http://ilovebenbrown.com/">I don't love Ben Brown</a>, I just think he's nice.<p>
At some point in the last day or so (according to my referrer log), <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/">Zeldman</a> linked to me. But then when I try and look at his site, I keep getting timed out. What's that about? Can someone tell me what he said?<p>
Oh, and if you have a minute to spare - have a glance at my latest microproject - the <a href="http://www.timeout.com/bestcinemas.html">Best London Cinema</a> poll. I'm never really sure whether or not they are any good or not - I mean they work, and they do what they are supposed to, but they are hardly the most attractive of designs. I was much happier with the <a href="http://www.timeout.com/eatingawards2000.html">Eating and Drinking Awards</a> one. But then I had more than an hour for that...<p>
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Never been so exhausted in my life. May have found a house in Arsenal of all places. Completely gorgeous little place - only problem is that one of our number has to sleep in a half completed loft conversion.<p>
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<p>So I have been a bit lax on the old weblogging over the last couple of days, which frankly is unforgivable. But all that is about to end. I stumbled upon the <a href="http://www.utsler.com/monkeyshines/">Guerilla Banner Project</a> today, and I haven't been as chuffed for ages (translation for Americans: thrilled/pleased). These random people look at their favourite sites and produce alternative banners for them. Most of them are pretty cool. Particular favourite of the moment "Love Me, Love My Penis... <a href="http://www.prehensile.com">Prehensile Tales</a>.</p>
<p>There are reasons for my recent laxity though. One of the unpleasant ones involves the bill finally arriving for March's excess bandwidth. I have to grab together another $150 to pay them off, and (in doing so) dispose of the epic Nexus debts. This charge having been disposed of, I can get down to the business of moving hosts. I didn't want to do anything until the bill finally arrived (and I had actually put down the deposit on a flat) and now it looks like that was the right thing to do!</p>
<p>Something to make people jealous here. You never can tell in these situations, so it might be a fraud, but I appear to have been sent an extremely entertaining and in depth e-mail by none other than Michael Moorcock of Jerry Cornelius fame. And it's all about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> and Grant Morrison...</p>
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Today I feel jittery, unable to concentrate, prone to extraordinary mood-swings, exhausted, claustrophobic and wired. I have no idea why I should feel so awful, although I am currently researching Sleep Deprivation.<p>
If you do a search on <a href="http://www.yahoo.com/">Yahoo!</a> for "Sleep Deprivation", the first thing you come up with is <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com">needcoffee.com</a>. It's not that helpful, frankly, but it is quite entertaining...<p>
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I keep being reassured, but this still alarms me:
<blockquote>"If you become too indispensable to a specific project, then that is likely to be your project forever. If you get bored with that project, too bad. If you want to learn new, saleable expericence in case something does happen to your job or to your project, too bad. I can understand not wanting to move into management, but if that is what you want, too bad. Finding one particular job that you want to stick with is great, but it could become an albatross around your neck." [Excerpt from <a href="http://c_harmful.pitas.com/">Considered Harmful</a>]</blockquote>
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Yet another Tiny Tom Time Out Microproject. All you Londoners, win tickets to MTV's <a href="http://www.timeout.com/mtvoffer.html">Five Night Stand</a>.<p>
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I got a charming e-mail today (thank you Txiki). It directed me towards <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">glassdog.com</a> and the <a href="http://glassdog.com/webtoyz/cardwrack/lifechange.html">Lifechange Cardwrack</a>. Very cool indeed. I'm familiar with glassdog of old, but this new aspect... Very cool indeed.<p>
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I'm in a much cheerier mood today, but I still can't really focus properly - everything I try to write spirals out of control. So (as you can probably see) I am restricting myself to short snippets of interest (ooooh - a traditional weblog) rather than my usual vaguely coherent longer posts.<p>
A few days ago, <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a> mentioned me in his daily log. At the time this came as a pleasant surprise, but more and more over the last few days it has started to encroach on my mind. I am in a more paranoid space than I have been for months, but I have started wondering why he would want to read my shambling missives. I honestly don't understand it. And of course it doesn't help when he goes and <a href="http://www.webstandards.org/ie55.txt">declares war on Microsoft</a>. Now I'm actually scared of him. And what kind of person is not only mentioned in important articles, but has those articles <a href="http://www.mozillazine.org/chromezone/component.html?component=12">screencapped for the product demos of huge companies</a>? I mean - the man's got to be some kind of superhuman godlike uberman.<p>
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Is it just me, or does Blogger work really strangely on IE5 for Macs?<p>
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Interesting how this might seem to be a confession - I smoke. <p>
<b>Observations on Smoking and Being a Smoker:</b>
<ul>
<li> I have smoked on and off for nearly seven years now.
<li> I smoke the evil Marlboro Lights, because everyone knows that that's all you are allowed to smoke if you don't want to look like a bookie, a ponce or a dirty old man.
<li>I smoke around 10 cigarettes a day, which is remarkably little I think.
<li> I started smoking during my undergraduate finals at Bristol University. Almost everyone I know smokes or has recently quit, but it wasn't peer pressure that started me off, it was wanting some excuse to duck away from revision and sit on my roof in the summer.
<li> <a href="http://www.gaylery.com/smokers/">Smokers Anonymous</a> is a website. It isn't what you think it is.
<li> Lots of other gay people smoke too. I think they think it keeps them slim, but actually I hear that that's a load of crap. I am gay, I smoke, and I am not fat. But I don't think the three things are related.
<li> Smoking makes you smell of smoke apparently. But I have no sense of smell anyway, and everyone I want to sleep with seems to smoke anyway, so it's not like that really matters to me.
<li> I decided to stop smoking on my 30th birthday. But now it seems like a awful lot of pressure waiting two and a half years to stop doing something. So I might stop earlier.
<li> When I was in America I stayed with Kerry and Sean. They are gay too. They are not fat. They smoke as well. I repeat, I don't think these things are related.
<li> People in California don't seem to like smokers very much. They make them smoke outdoors. But then in California it is really nice outside most of the time, so it's not that big a deal. If they tried to do that in the UK there would be uproar. People would still stand outside in the rain though if it meant they could have a cigarette.
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Ooooh. <a href="http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/blogg.html">Bubbles</a>.<p>
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Ooooh. <a href="http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html">More Bubbles</a>.<p>
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I got an e-mail from Kerry today. I don't think he'd mind if I quoted him on this:
<blockquote>"Popped into <a href="http://www.venicebeachcam.com">www.venicebeachcam.com</a> and saw that it had pix of what we SHOULD'VE seen (had it been a better day). It's gorgeous here now. sigh, if only you'd waited a month."</blockquote>
I'm going to kill him. I swear to god I am going to kill him. Experience the true awesome difference between living in LA and living in London today, as Barbelith presents - <b>PARALLEL WEBCAMS</b>:<p>
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<li><b>Los Angeles</b>
<li><a href="http://www.electricearl.com/">LA Skyline</a>
<li><a href="http://www.rfx.com/hollywood/">Hollywood Sign</a>
<li><a href="http://www.earthcam.com/usa/california/laguna/">Laguna Beach</a>
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<ul>
<li><b>London</b>
<li><a href="http://www.fujiint.co.uk/street/">Oxford Circus</a>
<li><a href="http://www.sparksearch.co.uk/dome/">Millennium Dome</a>
<li><a href="http://www.livesights.com/cgi-bin/nph-VideoPages.plx?title=live">The Thames</a>
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Does anyone else find this funny? <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/mac/ie/default.asp">Microsoft gleefully cite Zeldman</a> about IE5 for Macs:
<blockquote>"In this candid review of Internet Explorer 5, Web Standards Project leader Jeffrey Zeldman gives us the low down on why it will help the Web 'whether you use a Mac or not...'"</blockquote>
And then they link to the <a href="http://www.webstandards.org">Web Standards Project</a>, where Zeldman is earnestly slamming IE5.5 for Windows:
<blockquote>"The Web Standards Project (WaSP) today denounced Internet Explorer 5.5 Windows Edition for abandoning Web standards Microsoft has
publicly committed to supporting, and focusing on proprietary
technologies which are certain to fragment the already-troubled
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<b>Best News in Ages</b><br />
So I probably have a flat! About bloody time as well. Let's see - left old flat at the end of February, spent the first two weeks of March wandering around Norfolk and LA, and then all the time since crashing on floors. The new place is in Maida Vale, which is a lovely area, although not perfect for transport links. It's a three bedroom Mansion flat. Very nice indeed. The only problem - I can't move in until the 29th. This means just under two weeks of floor left before me. I am not thrilled by this prospect.<p>
<b>The "Look At Me" Award for Total Self Obsession</b><br />
Two reviews about my sites (do a search for Invisibles): <a href="http://www.comics-international.com/Networks/WebReviews/9/9.html">The Bomb</a> and <a href="http://www.comics-international.com/Networks/WebReviews/8/8.html">The Nexus</a>.<p>
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<b>Gripe of the Day</b><br />
Today's gripe comes to you courtesy of <a href="http://www.i2design.net/main.html">i2design.net</a>. My problem with this otherwise beautiful site is in the irritating lack of cross-browser compatible CSS. I'm using Netscape on a PC at the moment and the text is completely unreadable. And I don't mean "eye-straining", I mean so small that the pixels can't even accurately render the individual letters. On a personal site, of course, it is never more than slightly irritating. But I have seen the same problem all over corporate sites (particularly when you are also considering different platforms) and it really isn't very good.<p>
<b>Gratuitous Self-Referential Weblog Reference of the Day</b><br />
I found the i2design link through <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>, who every regular visitor to barbelith has heard about more than once. I just wanted to say that I haven't forgotten about the collaboration I said I'd do with him on <a href="http://www.hero.nu">hero.nu</a>, and as soon as I am settled I will start work on it in earnest. By the way Mark, don't you get cold? Put a woolly jumper on old chap!<p>
<b>Most Ridiculously Embarrassing Thing of All Time</b><br />
So you're wandering around with a young gentleman you might be relatively keen on, and he decides to duck back to your office with you. And then you decide to show him the view from the 7th floor of a tall building in the centre of London because he's an architect and he might like to see them finish the roof of the British Museum. And then he wants to see what's on the other side of the building so you think, maybe I should take him up to the roof so he can see more. And then he decides he fancies a quick kiss, which is nice. And then you go back to work. And then ten minutes later you are informed that an entire department of the company you work for was watching a reflection of everything you did in the mirrored building opposite. And then you collapse in embarrassment. This happened to a friend of mine. It did not happen to me...<p>
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<b>Insightful Thing of the Day</b><br />
I stumbled upon the current Good News/Bad News special feature at <a href="http://www.k10k.net">k10k</a> today, and frankly, it was great. All the pent up frustration that we all sometimes feel about the net along with all the reasons why we can find it so very exciting. All in a little javascript pop-up window, with elegant little design touches. Perfect.<p>
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<b>Tactless Advert of the Day</b><br />
From <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a> comes the astonishing Hoboken BrewHaus advert. Hmmm - spot-quiz: "<a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1610">Does Tom Have A Boner for Zeldman?</a>". I don't think I do, but I've been talking about him a lot recently.<p>
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Hmmm. Popular opinion seems to be that I do indeed have a boner for <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a>. In his honour therefore, I am planning to spend all my available time worshipping at the altar of the mangod: <a href="http://www.24-7cool.com/fan/jzfanclub.html">The Jeffrey Zeldman Fanclub</a>. Thanks to <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> and <a href="http://www.24-7cool.com/soisay/blog/blog.html">So I Say...</a> for showing me the way. Halleluiah!<p>
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Touching sentiments indeed from <a href="http://www.rumpus.net/rant/blog.html">The Rumpus Room</a>:
<blockquote>"On a totally unrelated note, has anyone ever seen any
other pictures of the Barbelith guy? That one blurry
little picture on his site suggests to me that he's quite
the cutie-pie, and I want to know for sure. If he is,
then that -- along with the charm and talent displayed
on his site -- may be grounds for another one of my
innocently aggressive flirting campaigns. They're so
much less risky with people overseas who I'll never
meet, after all."</blockquote>
For anyone who actually is even the slightest bit interested in seeing other photos of me, why not revisit the horror of <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/slutcore/">Slutcore</a>? Failing that, there's a rather dashing photo at <a href="http://www.epinions.com/user-barbelith">Epinions</a>.<p>
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<p>Cause for horror today. Someone went and bought reptilebrain.co.uk [<a href="http://swhois.com/cgi-bin/swhois.cgi?template=alone_uk&lang=en&whois=reptilebrain.co.uk">who is</a>] which fills me with absolute horror since I had just resolved myself to the fact that I could buy it even though it wasn't a .com (I am afraid to say that I think regional domains were a huge mistake and are completely against the spirit of the net). Anyway - this leaves me with a new quest - think of a new domain name for this weblog as soon as possible, so when the big move comes I don't end up with cabbageboy.com [NOTE: Since checked and <a href="http://www.cabbageboy.com/">cabbageboy.com</a> is in fact no longer available].</p>
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<p>So I went out for lunch today with a group of friends and their friends and was disturbed to find myself feeling defensive and edgy which dragged me back about ten years to gawky teenage years of perpetual embarrassment. I've been thinking about it all afternoon and I can't really understand why I should have felt that way, except that it coincided with the arrival of Fenner's friend George, who for some reason unsettles me deeply. I think I find his absolute confidence unpleasant. From the point of his arrival onwards the lunch stopped being about a group of old friends getting together and chatting comfortably and started to become some kind of male competitive arena, in which mobile phones were carefully compared and examined, hair-cuts and clothing were noted for signs of appropriate consumption and physical presences were assessed for signs of weakness. I fear I was the only one feeling uncomfortable, and I could just as easily still be feeling the effects of too little sleep and continual vagrancy. I don't know really...</p>
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<p><b>It just goes to show</b>, flattery will get you everywhere! I don't think you can even guess how thrilled I was that Barbelith was mentioned in <a href="http://www.webbieworld.com/ww/interview.asp?interviewnum=8&page=1">Powazek's Latest Interview</a>. It's an interesting article quite apart from the reference to me (although that is clearly the most important part)...</p>
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<p>"Calling all Londoners - Your City Needs You." Or at least that is the message that is being broadcast 24 hours a day as the contest for the new position of Mayor heats up. There is a substantial site for the campaign [<a href="http://www.london.gov.uk/">Mayor For London</a>], posters have been springing up on every spare inch of wall space and almost every TV bulletin or newspaper oozes scandal or corruption or photo-opportunity.</p>
<p>In fact campaigning has been so widespread that it is rapidly nearing saturation point. Today, as I approached work, I was confronted with Ken Livingstone's purple campaign bus, filled to the brim with grinning anorak-wearing octogenarians blasting poor quality pop-music with a half-hearted slightly embarrassed voice-over.</p>
<p>But who should you vote for? This is where <a href="http://www.fantasymayor.com">Fantasy Mayor</a> comes in. This seriously useful site first asks you who you were planning to vote for. And then it presents you with fifteen policy statements - you choose the degree to which you agree or disagree with them and then it presents you with a list of the candidates that you share most policy points with. The results are always interesting, and often not what you expect. Against all odds, I have ended up with Frank Dobson...</p>
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<p>I've been having frustratingly brief flirt-mail all day from Sam in Cambridge. He's busy building models out of whatever it is architects build models out of, and his hands (apparently) are covered in cigarette burns, superglue, sawdust, pen marks and the like. Which would explain the frustratingly brief bit I suppose.</p>
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<p><b>What does it say</b> about ones proto-revolutionary zeal when one is excited about finally having a direct phone line at work. I've moved offices and now have a sexy (possible) G4 with DVD player and Mac OS9 as well. If only the monitor were larger. Although having said that, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_718000/718009.stm">there have to be limits</a>...</p>
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Touched by the hand of <a href="http://www.camworld.com">camworld</a>:
<blockquote>"Someone has been submitting barbelith.com through my submission form every couple of weeks for the past few months. And every time I visited, the site just didn't grab me. I don't know if the design has changed or his writing style has changed since I last visited, but it's turning into a pretty good site full of witty commentary and great links. And the design is decent, too."</blockquote>
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I'm one of <a href="http://www.rumpus.net">rumpus.net</a>'s <a href="http://www.rumpus.net/lust/lust_3a.html">Cute Boys on the Web</a>! <p>
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<b>The Web is All About Me</b> - or so you might think from looking around this morning. But before I even get around to that, I have to make it clear that <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> has just stepped his design up one substantial gear. It's the cleanest, most elegant design he has ever produced. Mark, please, leave it like this for a little while!<p>
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<p><b>So I am sitting in my new office</b>, everyone else has gone home and I have a few things to get done before I can go drinking with Nick and friends. I've got the Sex Pistols playing on the G4 as compensation for the Drum and Bass that has been in the background for much of the day. I've been thinking a lot today, between bouts of savage work, about what limits a weblogger must set on themselves.<p>
<p>I remember reading an article a few months ago about how a guy kept an incredibly personal and detailed online diary. All his friends knew about it, as did his girlfriend. She made the astonishing statement that she actually checked his diary to find out the state of their relationship. It sounds horrific, but it seemed to work for them.</p>
<p>Other webloggers, while accepting that there will always be things which they don't feel comfortable talking about publicly, are less certain about where these limits lie.</p>
<p>A few weeks ago, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> said that there was something happening in his life that he really wanted to talk about, but didn't feel able. Meanwhile, <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Riothero</a> keeps his relationship with Lyda very much in the foreground of his log. Of course, this hasn't been without its difficulties.</p>
<p>I'm very interested in hearing about how people reconcile this difficulty (although the question I perhaps should be asking is "Why would anyone want to talk about their relationships publicly on the web anyway?"), but I suppose at the end of the day it comes down to this - the only appropriate public comment about a partner is one that they are happy with.</p>
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<b>"Hi, my name's Tom</b>. I'm ringing ... this is quite hard for me ... ok ... right ... I'm ringing because ... I have a sad ... ridiculous ... teenage crush on ... <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/rr_images/cb_16.jpg">Wes Bentley</a>. Can you help? ... um ... hello?"<p>
<b>I'll admit it</b>. I loved The Matrix as much as any other red-blooded gentleman, and I am excited about the prospect of another two films. Otherwise why would I have invested so much imaginary money into them at <a href="http://www.hsx.com">hsx.com</a>. Over the last couple of months, my fascination has waned a little however, only to be rediscovered when I stumbled upon an article which confirms that Carrie Anne Moss is going to be in the new films as well. She's the last of the mainstays of the first film to sign on. <a href="http://scifi.ign.com/movies/4294.html">And that is just the first part of the rumourfest...</a> God, I'm such a nerd.<p>
<b>Someone should start a site about dead blogs</b>. I mean - once they're out of date, they are mostly pretty pointless things. And there are a great many dead blogs. The scariest fact? That a blog can be dead after as little as two weeks without an update. Cases in point: <a href="http://carpediem.editthispage.com/">Carpe Diem</a> [ironic name], <a href="http://visionthing.editthispage.com/">Vision Thing</a> [brought to you by the number 3] and <a href="http://commblog.pitas.com/">Commblog</a> [it's all about Marketing].<p>
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<b>It's been a difficult day</b> - exhausting, stressful, and for a little while more at least, I don't have my own home, or my own bed, to look forward to. So that must explain why it is 9pm and I am still at work. I got everything done that I realistically expected to about an hour and a half ago...<p>
I've not been particularly inspired to write today (except about the war between city people and country people, which for the sake of diplomacy I have decided to pass swiftly over). So I decided to do my duty and blog a couple of stories for <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">Web Queeries</a>. I was surprised how tricky it was to write for - it's really difficult to tell whether or not you can write in a flighty fashion or whether one should be more news-conscious. Judge for yourself whether or not I did a good job.<p>
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<b>No good idea goes unexploited</b>, they say, but there are worse people to do it than the Guardian, who have just launched their own <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/weblog/0,6798,210565,00.html">weblog</a>. Quite how much it has in common with the kind of things that I do (or the other thousands of bloggers) is debatable, of course. [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>]<p>
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<b>How many times do I have to tell you?</b> <a href="http://www.joopy.simplenet.com/blog.html">The Web is all about ME</a>. Seriously, though, about a year ago I got really pissed off because a friend of mine said out of the blue: "You do realise I don't fancy you right?". I was furious - I mean, it's not like I don't have enough to deal with without people spontaneously telling me I'm unattractive. One of the wonders of the web helps compensate this behaviour: people you've never even met before say that they think you don't look like the back end of a bus. That's <b>got</b> to prop up a beleaguered ego!<p>
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<b>Ah... Those scamps on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Nexus</a></b> - look what they've come up with now! A way to <a href="http://www.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=www.barbelith.com">pity barbelith</a>...<p>
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<b>I'm a bit perturbed</b> by <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>. I mean his "Top 10 Things That Would Be Different If The 12 Apostles Had Been Gay" is clearly well meaning and occasionally very funny ("The water at the Wedding Feast of Cana would have turned into dry martinis with just a splash of Curacao for color") but also strays close on a couple of occasions to dubiousness. I think it's one of those things where you can make the jokes if you're part of the club, but if you're not... I know Mark of old, and know him to be a decent and fun chap, and I am certainly not suggesting any impropriety on his part. It's just his words sound... odd...<p>
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<b>Today is one of those weird days</b> where you blog after midnight (ouch - how <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087363">Gremlins</a> is that?) and you don't feel like it is really Saturday at all because you haven't slept yet, but it is, and you know that your blog will show it to be Saturday. So you can't say things like "Today I went to see <a href="http://www.americanpsycho.com/">American Psycho</a> with Rhonda and John" nor can you say "Today I travelled up to Norfolk to see my parents and my brother" or even "Tomorrow Gideon is arriving from Mexico by way of Israel, and that I am really looking forward to it because I hardly ever get to see him", because really it wasn't today and it isn't tomorrow, it was yesterday and today. But then you don't want to confuse people...<p>
<b>My web-hosting weirdness</b> continues unabated. After having been charged roughly $400 for excess bandwidth (and me sending them a stroppy e-mail saying that there was no reason that they couldn't have automatically bumped me up to a higher level of package (costing me 0.25% of the money I was charged) when I reached the limits of the current one), I have just been sent a concilatory letter offering me an extra Gb of traffic a month, plus doubled server space and 10 more POP3 accounts. It would be tempting if I wasn't still going to spiral over their bandwidth allowance. Honestly - <a href="http://www.netnation.com">Netnation</a> are still not in my good books...<p>
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<p><b>The 1st of May</b> (next Sunday) will be my six month anniversary of weblogging, and I find myself confronting the same questions and situations now as I did when I began. My first entry came together at the beginning of November [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/1999_10_31_xeno.htm">1/11/99</a>], when was just about to start a contract at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>. At the time I didn't know what the job was or even what the title was. Now I am about to be promoted - at least this time I know what the title is.</p>
<p>The same concerns about writing occupy me as well. Is it all right to write about friends and family? How candid should a weblogger be? Why do I want to write about myself and is it a positive means of expression, or is it too constrained to be anything other than completely artificial. When I am frustrated, can I vent? Or must I be wary of saying something that I might regret later? It took me only two weeks [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/1999_11_14_xeno.htm">15/11/99</a>] to start worrying about these things, and I haven't found a solution yet:</p>
<blockquote>"And then your fourteen year old brother is wondering whether or not your parents should be told about the what you have said on the site. And should I really be advocating the dismantling of the phallogocentric hetero-orthodoxy within his tender earshot? More to the point, how on earth are you going to talk about sex when you know your brother (half your age) is looking over your shoulder?"</blockquote>
<p>And the most depressing thing of all? As I am (finally) about to move in to my new flat I decide to find out when all this horror began - when the spectre of homelessness first loomed above my head. I find that while I only (!) moved out of my flat at the beginning of March [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_02_27_xeno.htm">2/3/00</a>], I first started talking about the process way back in January [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_01_16_xeno.htm">20/1/00</a>]. It's no wonder I feel tired all the time...</p>
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<b>I have about fifty minutes</b> before I have to head into Norwich to get on a train back to London. Tonight is pretty hectic - it's not easy to prepare for a meeting with a hero who you really want to be a collaborator with. And then I meet Sam again before wandering off to Gideon's party. Altogether far too much to do...<p>
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<b>Well designed weblogs</b> are a particular fetish of mine. And <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> has gone and found me another one. Mark describes it as a mix of <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek</a> and barbelith, which is rather decent of him. Introducing: <a href="http://www.sja.za.net/">sja</a>...<p>
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<p><b>Yesterday In A Nutshell</b>:<br />
Leave voice-mail with Grant Morrison (author of Invisibles, Doom Patrol, Lovely Biscuits, Animal Man, JLA, Arkham Asylum, Zenith, er ... Zoids) confirming location of the Nexus meeting in central London for 6pm at Point 101. Get on train from Norfolk. Train goes wrong. Get bus from Ipswich to Colchester. Get train from Colchester to Liverpool Street. On train get very worried that I am going to be very late and that no one will turn up. Panic. Ring and text message lots of people. Rhonda is a bit weird on the phone. Cornwell is nowhere to be found, Toby is a bit dazed sounding. Dave is on voice-mail.</p>
<p>Arrive at Tottenham Court Road in a bit of a panic, carrying two extremely heavy bags which I am living out of until I move into my new flat next weekend. Go upstairs. Am told that I can't go upstairs because there is a private function up there. Go up anyway. Lots of people sit around looking slightly nervous. Am about to leave when one of them recognises me and introduces himself. Realise that all of the people are there for the Nexus meeting and to meet Grant. Look around. No Grant. Scared of being lynched.</p>
<p>After about half an hour decide to go and find Grant's hotel's e-mail address. Go downstairs. Bald guy and stunning blue-lipped platform-booted girlfriend stands by the bar. Grant has been told that there is a private party upstairs and has been hanging around looking slightly lost. Hugely relieved. Take him upstairs. There is much talking. Nexus people now met in the flesh: Gentleman Assassin, RolloKin, It, Sleazenation, Macavity, 70sman, Stephen and others. Try to persuade people to drain Grant's head dry and then run off and do something cool with it. Very happy with how it turned out.</p>
<p>But have to leave early to pick up Sam at Belsize Park tube (8.30pm) to proceed to Gideon's party. Take Will who has turned up at Point 101 gathering. Buy Vodka. Collect Sam proceed to party. Get tired. Wake up. Dance around for a bit. </p>
<p>Josh turns up. He's gone blond. His boyfriend who looks a bit like Eddie Izzard reveals intimacies that he probably shouldn't, including Josh's skillful hands and his own predisposition towards full body shaving. Illustrates latter point with a quick flash. Sam looks amused. Sam makes pasta. If Sam eats dairy products he gets depressed and tired. Hence pasta not very interesting. He adds chilli oil. We smoke on the balcony. I fall asleep. He attempts to wake me up unsuccessfully. I get grumpy.</p>
<p>Go to sleep on floor in sitting room. Party over.<p>
<p><b>Today for Dummies</b>:<br />
Got up. Had cigarette. Went to Camden with Gid, Sam and Will. Went to Cyberdog. Had a joint. Ate a blackcurrent and apple pie and a large Fuse. Went around the Jubilee line with Gideon. Got a bit tired. Updated my weblog.</p>
<p><b>Mastering Tomorrow</b>:<br />
Back to work. Very tired. Training my replacement. Very strange.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">Web Queeries</a> (which I write for occasionally) has been named blog of the week over at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. It's a particularly worthy one because it actually offers a useful journalistic service with an entertainingly personal spin.</p>
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<p><b>You build a website</b> for a comic book, and then get the logo of the website in the comic book and then get the website mentioned in the comic book and then the comic book ends and you think - WHAT NOW? Pick up a copy of The Invisibles today, and then go and visit <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">the Nexus</a>.<p>
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<p><b>I'm exhausted but euphoric</b> as things finally seem to be coming together. I'm moving in to my new flat on Saturday, finally catching up on work, and I got some sleep (my first for ages). And it's sunny! But still, I am still not at peak efficiency. So let's start the day with some gentle blogging:</p>
<p><b>Is anyone else bored</b> of Diana, the ever saintly (practically canonised) Princess of Wales? Certainly <a href="http://www.garden.com">garden.com</a> doesn't appear to be. All over the net at the moment I am seeing <a href="http://www10.garden.com/cgi-bin/v2/geplant/Common_SKU=14251&amp;agent=yahoo&amp;banner=walesrose">The Princess of Wales Rose</a> banner ads. Is this really the thrust of the new economy? Should we all buy chintz and commemorative mugs now?</p>
<p><b>The most amusing thing</b> about Wired's article about <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,35912,00.html">National Phone In Sick Day</a> is that in the UK we get the day off anyway. In fact, next week will be our third four day week in a row. I love Bank Holidays.</p>
<p><b>And while I am at it</b>, I just thought I should say congrats to <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> for both a highly successful redesign and having an incredibly cool web savvy mother. Jealous much, web kids? I know I am.</p>
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<b>Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a> </b>doesn't half make life difficult for himself. I mean what possible reason could he have for dedicating his weblog for the last couple of days purely to the examination of the value and function of women?</p>
<p>Whatever the reason is, it's certainly stirring up some debate: <a href="http://www.uncorked.org/medley/">uncorked</a> thinks (reasonably) that Mark is being too flippant, <a href="http://precocious.org/blog/2000_04_23_archive.html#175763">precocious.org</a> that he is being complimentary and that people who are pissed off are rabid PC weirdoes, <a href="http://www.ctrl-alt-ego.com/blog.html">ctrl-alt-ego</a> would "rather be called a girl by someone who seems to be expressing how brilliant I am than be called a woman by someone who's putting me down", <a href="http://www.metagrrrl.com/">metagrrrl</a> just thinks he's nice as far as I can tell, much-blogged by me <a href="http://www.ouch.vms1.com/">Tracy Scarpino (of OUCH! infamy)</a> acts as an apologist for him because she believes him to be being misconstrued, <a href="http://www.gaylery.com/">gaylery</a> shouts "Yay!" occasionally when she thinks Mark has proven a point while <a href="http://www.io.com/~amh/screenshot/">io.com's</a> teeth are set on edge. Phew!</p>
<p>What a state of affairs to have gotten oneself in! And has he stopped? No! Of course not. In fact he's started blogging Conservative and Pro-life Women's Sites, Feminist Sites and talking about Men's Issues. Surely he must know better, I hear you cry? Surely he's just going to get a whole lot of other people all riled up! Start a big fight? Yes I think that he might! And why does he look so smug...?</p>
<p>Well why do you think? The question answers itself. Let's review it again: "Why has Mark said lots of things that got people all riled up and writing about him?" Could the answer be that simple? Is all this palaver really about reached the summit of <a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/ratings/">beebo.org's weblog ratings</a>. Because he's getting remarkably close...</p>
<p>Why, you may ask, climb this metaphorical mountain (on the backs of supporters and dissenters alike)? The answer for centuries has been "Because it's there". </p>
<p>But Mark and I know better. We climb the mountain for fun, we climb the mountain for life, and we climb it (frankly) because it is shaped like a great ... big ... penis ...</p>
<p><b>To add a touch of poigancy</b> to the debate at this time, while we are at it (as it were), and as dick climbs the mount (so to speak), some other poor sod (that isn't what I meant) (called interestingly enough, Marc) went and bought <a href="http://www.disappointedvirginity.co.uk/">disappointedvirginity.co.uk</a>. And frankly, good luck to him...</p>
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<p><b>Very frustrating.</b> People tell me the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Nexus</a> is mentioned in The Invisibles this month, but it's a day late arriving in the shops. In the meantime, some people have been asking how they can get their hands on <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0140281088');">Fortune Hotel</a>, which includes a piece by Grant as well as Douglas Coupland, Will Self and many others. I have found it on <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0140281088');">amazon.co.uk</a>, but nowhere else. Sorry!</p>
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<p>And if you haven't got the slightest clue what I am talking about, or what the attraction of the Invisibles is, and how I am going to feel about the fact that it has now ended then go and talk to <a href="http://www.ohmessylife.com/#178931">Oh Messy Life</a>, who manages to explain it perfectly. Enjoy.</p>
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<p><b>"If you missed the Secret of the Universe the first time around, do what Gideon says on page 8 or go to www.barbelith.com where all those cool eggheads and stoner motherfuckers will do their best to "explain" it to you. If THE INVISIBLES exist anywhere now, it's on that forum and in your heads. If you still ain't had your fill of fucked up theories, I can be contacted there with the rest of them in whatever form it takes in the future."</b></p>
<p>If you are here because of the above quote, start off with <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>, and then proceed to the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">The Nexus</a>. And stick around because the new revolution is just about to start...</p>
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<p><b>I don't want to get too off message</b> at the moment, so I am going to keep my personal commentary log pretty brief over the weekend. Regular viewers will find normal service resumes on Tuesday after the Bank Holiday, after I have moved in properly, and after the current rush of Invisibles people just finding the barbelith family of sites settles down a little bit. In the meantime, Invisibles people, look down the page a little for what you are after.</p>
<p>In the meantime, a <a href="http://www.popimage.com/apr00/attitude/warrenellis.shtml">little rant from Warren Ellis</a> about the state of the comics industry should be looked at by all people who are passionate about them, or grew up with them and can't get them completely out of their heads (no matter how they try).</p>
<p>And for the regulars, a little something to keep you cheery: <a href="http://www.sissyfight.com">Sissyfight</a> - be a vindictive girl and pick on other people for fun. And watch out for MissyBitch, because I made her mean and strong and sassy as the day is long.</p>
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<p><b>Weekend over</b>. And not a moment too soon. I returned home on Friday, had a brief row with my mother on Saturday morning about the way I ate weetabix, sorted out all my personal belongings into "london", "storage", "throwaway" and "sell" piles, slept badly and then drove down to my new flat on Sunday morning. And then I drove back to Norfolk again. And then I got a train back to London again. Exhausting.</p>
<p>Monday was a �150 Ikea fest in full Bank Holiday mode. And I still forgot to buy lightbulbs. Scream 3 in the evening and then Buffy box-set 2.2 eased me to bed. Best thing about new flat: having my own bed. Worst thing about new flat: not having a working telephone (being fixed). Most annoying thing in relation to new flat: being unable to find the telephone number of our local cable TV company.</p>
<p>I went to see Scream 3 with Katy - an old (!) friend and similar devotee to the cult of the web obsessive. She has often expressed to me a frustration at our distance from the webloggers that we read regularly. And so on that note, and with the birth of Katy's brand new blog "<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>", I hearby declare the beginnings of the London Elite Weblogging Detachment - or LEWD for short. Come forward LEWD boys and girls, and LO! I shalt blog thee...</p>
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<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> has been talking about the Anti-Capitalist Riots that happened in London on May Day:
<blockquote>"I don't think even the sensationalist news reports quite prepared me for what I saw:essentially the aftermath of pure carnage. I'd expected to see looted shops, broken glass, and a lot of mess, but it really was shocking to see the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/730000/images/_733601_cenotaph300.jpg">Cenotaph</a>, a memorial to Britain's war-dead, daubed with graffiti. I'm all for free speech, and I think demonstrations can be very effective when they're conducted well - but the desecration of these <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/730000/images/_733601_cenotaph300.jpg">commemorative landmarks</a> just revolted me."</blockquote>
I've been thinking about this since the events actually took place, and although I have yet to wander around the areas concerned, my feelings on the event and its aftermath in the press are anything but clear.<p>
I saw a piece in <a href="http://www.the-sun.co.uk/">The Sun</a> today which suggested that a vote for Ken Livingstone was a vote for "THEM" (them being the people who "defaced" the Cenotaph). I saw the word "EVIL" bandied around in a couple of places as well, and a general horror of people not honouring the honoured dead of our country - the same "evil" people who gave us Churchill with a green mohican, and who daubed comments on the memorials of people who gave their lives in World Wars.<p>
But what actually is the problem? Is it that they parodied Churchill? Is it that they don't appear to care about "war heroes"? Because if this was written down and placed in a magazine or on a website people wouldn't get anywhere near as irritated. Is it then just property damage? It doesn't appear to be that either, because you don't see any news reports focusing on how evil you must be to deface a MacDonalds.<p>
Instead it seems that people have invested a symbolic value in the objects themselves - the Cenotaph and the statue - that these material products are the actual feelings of a country made manifest - turned into stone. But is that really such a big deal? Is it really any more appalling than writing anti-war statements on a phone box?<p>
As I said - I can't make up my mind - I just don't know what I think about it. But one thing seems clear to me. Many (most? all?) of these people aren't protesting about capitalism. They're not aiming towards a more noble ideal (Communism? Socialism? Social Democracy? Liberal Democracy? Anarchy?) - instead they are products of a dissatisfaction with the way contemporary society limits and belittles the individual.<p>
Their protest is a reason unto itself - an <b>expression of freedom</b>. It's an aggressive freedom certainly, a non-communitarian freedom probably, even (possibly) an unworkable, impractical, EVIL freedom - but it's freedom nonetheless. It's punk with a cover-story, rebellion with a pseudo-cause. And such spirits will continue to erupt, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.<p>
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<p><b>I've had a few comments</b> about my post yesterday about the daubing of the Cenotaph. They tend to say that there are legitmate targets for protest who have transgressed morally (one person included Churchill in that list) and non-legitmate targets which include the Cenotaph. I have been thinking about this at length and I have come to a few conclusions.</p>
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<li><b>Morality</b><br />
If one can make moral choices about who we wish to protest against, then some people will think the Cenotaph is a legitimate target. If we can understand that they might decide that it is such a target then we can't be horrified when these sentiments become actions. You can make moral statements about the war, the glorification of people who die for state sanctioned causes, the ascription of moral superiority to one side or the other etc etc etc. Let's take this argument to it's most (ludicrously) extreme to see if the need for a symbol of mourning for people can ever be "desecrecrated" in a moral fashion. If there was a monument in Trafalgar Square for SS Officers and Hitler then people would feel totally justified in putting graffiti on it. But these officers died too, often for a cause that they believed in and in which we don't.
<li><b>Glorification of War</b><br />
One person who e-mailed me talked about how the Cenotaph was as much a symbol of the futility of war as one could reasonably hope for. I'm just not sure that I agree with that. Does a war movie in which everyone dies doing something "heroic" make a statement about the futility of war? The Cenotaph seems to me to be as much a way to make a political war movie as it is about commemorating the people who actually died. In fact - I doubt that it is possible to do one without the other.
<li><b>Why these things happen</b><br />
But all this, as far as I can tell is off the point. As I said yesterday - I wonder how many of the demonstrators were actually trying to make a point like this. I suspect remarkably few of them. Instead I think that they wanted to stick two fingers up at the world. I want you to try to imagine that you are a middle class parent living in a semi-detached house with your wife somewhere comfortable but dull (like Norwich). Now your child is starting to rebel, she's horrified by the uninspiring paths that she sees her life evolving into - the world that she lives in is designed to make things easier, more comfortable, less challenging and totally unthreathening. So she starts to shoplift, vandalise telephone boxes, experiment with dubious substances. WHAT DO YOU DO? Do you spank her, punish her, call her filthy names and throw her out of your house? Of course not. You want to find a way for her to achieve what she wants from life, to find the happiness, the stimulation, that she needs. "Staying Out Of Trouble" is no longer a suitable lifestyle choice.
<li><b>Informed Objection</b><br />
And that is where this whole idea of informed objection collapses. There are more frustrated people in the world than there are political ones. There are more crushed aspirations than there are passionate politicians. And the girl who aspires to doing SOMETHING (ANYTHING) knows very well that at some level, at some times, the battle is more against the structure that says "this is right", "this is wrong" than it is against either the right or the wrong things themselves...
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<p><b>A blog based around Haiku?</b> Who would have thought such a thing was possible. <a href="http://haiku.cjb.net/">Haiku the Blog</a> proves that it is. I've been quite bored today, so I have been trying to remember an haiku that an old flatmate of mine and I wrote a few years back. We were awfully proud of it:</p>
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Waiting is a game<br />
Not a very good one though<br />
Like Monopoly<br /><br />
In Cluedo they die<br />
Like in Agatha Christie<br />
But not of boredom<br />
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<p><b>And lo did the <a href="http://www.onion.com">Onion</a> </b>say something very funny, and verily did I blog it:</p>
<blockquote><b>Clinton Consults Surgeon General On Behalf Of Friend Curious About Homosexuality</b><br />
WASHINGTON, DC--President Clinton spent several hours behind closed doors Monday with Surgeon General David Satcher on behalf of an unidentified friend who is curious about homosexuality. "As a favor, this friend of mine asked me to ask the Surgeon General a few questions," Clinton said. "This person said he's had some funny new feelings lately, feelings he doesn't feel comfortable talking about, so he was hoping I could ask for him." Clinton said Satcher assured him that the feelings his friend is having are "completely natural."</blockquote>
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<b>There aren't that many</b> weblogs talking about the riots in London on May Day. I had decided initially not to talk about them (I thought everyone would be at it), but as time has passed I find the subject more and more interesting. I would love to see more commentary from people though - if anyone sees anything good, e-mail me on <a href=mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a>. In the meantime, read other webloggers: <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/">KitschBitch</a>, <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/blueline.html">BlueLines</a>, <a href="http://grim.diaryland.com/000504_94.html">Grim</a>, <a href="http://www.rebekah.org/shite/blorg.shtml">Blorg</a> and <a href="http://www.Generation.NET/~calebos/">Ed's Weblog</a>.<p>
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<b>Referrer logs reveal</b> that yesterday, Barbelith was visited by 666 people. This unholy convergence of number and anti-establishment content leads me to conclude that I must be the anti-Christ. This is quite frustrating as I have enough to do already. I just don't have the time. I am going to a wedding tomorrow (working on the assumption that at some point ever I will get my arse in gear and organise it). In the meantime I have to organise a working phone system, the disposal of two double beds, the repair of a boiler and the installation of cable television. Bringing about apocalypse will just have to wait a little longer...<p>
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<p><b>Did everyone in the weblogging world</b> get sent this link: <a href="http://www.ericbrooks.com/soapbox/blog_this.html">Death to the Weblog</a>? It's a really weird site, which I can't quite get a handle on. It seems to be about 2/3 spoof and 1/3 serious, or maybe the other way around, and includes great quotes like this:</p>
<blockquote>"It just seems so restrained... like they worry. "Oh God, what if 'so-and-so' reads this???".
FUCK EM!!!! If people can drag a loved one on a talk show, and drop a bomb like: "Honey, there's a reason why we haven't had sex in our eight years of marriage...I'M REALLY A MAN.", in front of 20 million people....Why can't we call someone an asshole on our webpages????"</blockquote>
<p>This is one of the oldest online personal publishing problems: the "what if someone I know reads this" syndrome. The things you gradually excise out of your daily monologue to the world increase with time (does this make your weblog less interesting). The first minor spat I had with Sam before our unceremonious parting (case in point - don't think I mentioned that) was about whether or not I could legimately talk about our burgeoning relationship in a public place. And then there's my oft repeated story about when my brother e-mailed me about something I had written asking if I thought he should tell my mother. And then of course there's the fact that everyone at work knows that I post my thoughts here. Am I to be fired, excommunicated or even prosecuted simply in order to maintain the purity of my weblog? I feel the same impetus as every other weblogger to tell the truth (what's the point otherwise), but there will unfortunately be limits.</p>
<p>In the meantime, what is one to write about? It has to be said there are indeed a lot of boring weblogs. Many of them just don't match my interests (and I am sure that barbelith doesn't do it for everyone), but there are a few that are genuinely dull. Honestly, I think it all comes down to passion. Write about what you care about and everything is fine. If that is something in your personal life, then fine. If it is something in your professional life, great. If it is something on the web, also cool. You just can't go wrong with an attitude like that.</p>
<p>There's this really interesting weblog run by a guy called <a href="http://www.geocities.com/mattrossi03/blogger.html">Matthew Rossi</a> that I read occasionally, which has been looking at the criticisms in "Death to the Weblogs" (<a href="http://www.utsler.com/metacubed/">metacubed</a> has a piece too). I think I'll leave this subject on this point because he illustrates how one can take a fairly average subject and make something gripping out it. He says:</p>
<blockquote>"While [the "Death to Weblogs"] rant was right about a lot of what goes on in Weblogging, it was also guily of it. <b>Where's the rage?</b><br /><br />
"Where's the 'I slave over the embers of my diseased imagination all day to bring you blogs about my twin brother, a necromantic hold over inside the lining of my skull, about Yahweh as Azathoth, about the arcane attributes of mayonnaise and Zueglodon sightings...and the best you can give me in return is dietary restrictions? A POX ON THEE!' Where are the howlings of 'Be more like Meghan! Be more like Barbelith! Hell, be like none of them...but for God/Yog Sothoth's sake, be something other than this! If I wanted painfully boring details of your life, I'd be reading Proust!'?"</blockquote>
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<p><b>This post is SOOOOO not going to go down well.</b> Tracy and Katy are having a conversation about American and British English. Before I begin, I know that I am jumping rather savagely into the fray on this one, that I don't mean any disrespect to anyone, and that I am responding in a fashion that is full of generalisations. If I seem to go over the top, bear in mind that I am talking more about a cultural phenomenon than about arguments with individuals, and also bear in mind that I have just as many (if not more) issues with the cultural attitudes of Britain.</p>
<blockquote><b><a href="http://www.ouch.vms1.com/2000_05_01_archive.htm#198871">TRACY</a>:</b> I think the English are very nice, but when I was teaching English in schools run by British expats, I wasn't too fond of them. They used to laugh at the Americans and tell us our accents made them sick to their stomachs. I wasn't allowed to teach "American" English. I had to tell my students that their tennis shoes were called "trainers" and their underwear were called "pants." Then when I went out for drinks with them after class I would say, "Forget that British nonsense, this is how you should really say it." Because isn't it true that most foreigners (and these were businesspeople I was teaching) are going to be doing more business with Americans than with British?</blockquote>
<blockquote><b><a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/">KATY</a>:</b> That said, I'd just like to reassure Tracy that we're not all like that. Boorish expats really aren't representative of us all - thank goodness! If it's any consolation, I'd like to say that when I was living in the States, I always said sneaker, cellphone, baked potato, zucchini and gas. Verily, Tracy spaketh the truth - I wouldn't have got very far talking about trainers, courgettes or petrol. Though I must confess, I still couldn't bring myself to call trousers 'pants', and women's underwear 'panties'. You can take the girl out of England but you can't take England out of the girl I guess...</blockquote>
<p>Now excuse me, but I really think that Tracy needs to be taken to task a little here. I mean I don't want to come over all <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a>-ish, but really! I mean really! Before I begin, I should make it clear that I do not in any way condone telling people that their accents make them "sick to their stomachs". And I don't want to go into details about how if it were a school run by people speaking British English then it makes sense not to confuse your students with two sets of vocabulary for everyday things (although it makes much more sense to teach one branch of the language [whichever one] and then supplement that with a separate class on local variations in Australia, England, US, English-speaking parts of the Far East etc). Nor am I going to talk about how the attitude that you should tell your students to "Forget that British nonsense, this is how you should really say it." is just as bloody dodgy as the stomach comment. No - I am going to leave all that beside and concentrate on an old bugbear of mine.</p>
<p>In the UK, everyone can understand pretty much everything that an American can come out with. Every accent has been heard on television, or in the cinema or met in person. Similarly, the English can understand pretty much everything that Australians, South Africans and New Zealanders say. Australasians in their turn can understand pretty much everything that people say in the UK and the US. The idiom might seem strange but it is still comprehensible. So why is it that Americans have so much trouble? And what height of arrogance is it to assume that people learn English to speak only to Americans?</p>
<p>The fact is that America has become culturally dominant through the media across the world. The American Dream has been packaged and repackaged and circulated through the world and the world has eagerly bought it up. In the process, the world has become familiar with the US of A. But also in the process, America has become more insular and inward looking - unwilling (on the whole) to import entertainment products (except redubbed and repackaged cartoons) from the rest of the world. And as the news companies (TV and print) compete for market share, they have become gradually more and more caught up in the idea that Americans want to hear about America - that everything important happens there first.</p>
<p>But this insularity does not mean that the rest of the world has to adapt to service [the] US (Borg joke). Our biological and technological distinctiveness will NOT be added to their own. Frankly, Americans understanding or not understanding British English is a matter for the US education system. it is not our responsibility to make it palatable to North Americans. I'm sure the French or the Japanese would feel the same way if it was suggested they should simplify their language for the purposes of tourists - why should the UK be any different?</p>
<p>In Scandinavia at the moment, mobile phone technology and information technology is integrated into the structure of the world like nowhere else. People are already doing all the things that are still being promised in the US, in the UK and the rest of Europe, and in the rest of the world. And the world takes notice. But I heard of a meeting in the last six months where a US company started talking to a business in the UK talking about the magical times of the future when all these things would be possible - a magical time that THEY were helping to bring about. The patient UK CEO listened carefully and then told him about the Scandinavian projects. The US company hadn't even heard of them, but they didn't care! They simply didn't believe that a system that was not invented in the US could catch on.</p>
<p>I don't have a problem with American English, nor do I have a problem with the gradual homogenisation of language that is inevitably going to occur as international boundaries go down (although I can understand why people might get annoyed). After all, language is a living thing and phrases and structures from other cultures get co-opted all of the time. English (in all its various forms) is full of these borrowings, moreso than any other language. But these ideas: 1) that those of us who speak British English should not teach our own language [because] 2) all foreign people learning English are interested in only in America, 3) that British English speaking people should adapt their language to make it more comprehensible to those trained in American English while 4) Americans remain culturally unwilling to make any attempt to understand anything that happens outside their borders. Well, frankly, I find that slightly ridiculous.</p>
<p>For more on this subject, check out my post for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_03_26_xeno.htm">3/26/2000</a>. If you are furious with me or need to get involved in this particular scrap, e-mail me at <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a>.</p>
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<b>LEWD, the London Elite Weblogging Detachment</b> that I alluded to a few days ago is beginning to come together. Or at least it seems likely that it is - people seem to have been rather flummoxed by my complete lack of contact details. Sorry to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2000_04_30_before.html#199482">not so soft</a>, LEWD blog #1. <a href="http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~dyh21/content/archive/2000_05_07_index.html#202481">Daily Doozer</a> is also trying to start some kind of IRL weblogger meeting, which I am more than up for. Perhaps it can become the basis for WXW1 (West by West One), Katy's idea to compete with those American chappies and their <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>.<p>
<b>Dull weblogger?</b> Take a life altering pill and become more vibrant and throbbing. <a href="http://www.continuity.nu/2000_05_01_archive.html#198443">Continuity.nu</a> was the only site that picked up on my challenge to spice up a blog, and even then, well:
<blockquote>"There are a few [weblogs] that are genuinely dull." Thanks, Tom. Webloggers all over the world are now thinking, gosh, I hope I'm not dull.</blockquote>
<b>Just for fun</b>, and because I am terribly proud of (most of) them, here are a few buttons I recently designed for <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">timeout.com</a>:<p>
<table border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.timeout.com/studentmag/"><img src="http://www.timeout.com/images/studentbutton.gif" border="0"></a><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/blank.gif" width="10"><a href="http://www.timeout.com/30years/"><img src="http://www.timeout.com/images/interviewsbutton.gif" border="0"></a><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/blank.gif" width="10"><a href="http://www.neonlit.com"><img src="http://www.timeout.com/images/booksbutton.gif" border="0"></a></td></tr></table><p>
<b>Oh and one last thing!</b> Mark! What on earth are you talking about?
<blockquote>"I had a randon ICQ message the other day, asking me what kind of shampoo I use. Stupid question, right? But the more I've thought
about it, the less stupid it became. I *KNOW* people by their scent. If Tom was to use Herbal Essence
instead of my suspected <a href="http://www.geetrish.com/head_of_soldier.htm">Head and Shoulders</a>, he'd be a totally different man than I thought him to be."</blockquote>
The scariest thing is that I actually don't even know what shampoo I use. At the moment I am stealing odds and ends off my flatmates. That could mean anything. Particularly as I don't have a sense of smell. I could be dousing myself in a great big girlie "flowers and ponies" kind of shampoo. Ick. Gross. Note to self: Go To <a href="http://www.boots.co.uk">Boots</a>. Buy Shampoo. And Shaving Cream. And Light-Bulbs.<p>
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<b>My comments about language</b> (yesterday) seem to be echoing around the net with some speed. In the course of the day I have written a very apologetic e-mail to <a href="http://www.ouch.vms1.com/">Tracy</a> for using her as a launch-pad for what is clearly a much larger rant, been chastised for criticising American culture as low-brow (never my intention), been introduced to the regional variations of dialect in Newfoundland, been agreed with by a New Zealander and told I am naive by someone else. Here's a selection of the best comments that have emerged in response to my ravings:
<blockquote><a href="http://www.geocities.com/mattrossi03/blogger.html"><b>Matthew Rossi</b></a>: "When you just assume the rest of the world exists to become more like you, you don't need to worry about things like [culture]. America is a monster. A bastard born out of deformed magecraft and naked opportunism, it rolls over other national identities like the Cohort of Julius Caesar meeting Vercingtorix. Bastard confident, a great big engine that chews up shit and blood and hate and spits it out all over the landscape."</blockquote>
<blockquote><a href="http://prolific.org/archive/2000_05_07_index.html#204608"><b>Prolific</b></a>: "I was taught by mostly Brits and Americans in a teacher training college in Utrecht. Oddly, there were none of the 'my English is better than yours' vibes there, perhaps because these were language teachers. We were told 'adopt an accent, any accent, be it American, English, Welsh or Irish. It will help you sound more convincing.'"</blockquote>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com"><b>Kitsch Bitsch</b></a>: "I can most wholeheartedly agree with Tom when he says that the worldwide awareness of American vernacular far excedes the average American's awareness of regional versions of the language."</blockquote>
<blockquote><a href="http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~dyh21/content/archive/2000_05_07_index.html#204683"><b>Daily Doozer</b></a>: "I don't want to get into a nasty argument about cultural imperialism and the proliferation of American media. I don't want, particularly, to talk about any perceived or real damaging societal effects. Personally, I think that at the moment I'm a typical student and I've completely lost faith in capitalism (and it's probably a phase I'll go through before I become a corporate lawyer)."</blockquote>
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<b>God!</b> I finally took the emode <a href="http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/color.jsp">"What is your true colour"</a> test that has been cycling around the blogs, and it came out with this, which is a bit of coincidence if you ask me:
<blockquote>"Vibrant and charming, ORANGE is the color of your personality."</blockquote>
<b>New blogs proliferate like some form of weird fungal infection</b> on the net. There never seems to be an end to it (good). And along with blogs come blogmemes - viral ideas attached to the fungal media produced by relatively disease free human beings. The blogmeme of the moment is a design feature - the dotted-line. After the relative success of barbelith orange, I will come out and say that dotted lines will be the only thing to be seen in this summer. <a href="http://atesque.psistorm.net/">That's so a good look...</a><p>
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<p><b>Does anyone want to buy me a computer?</b> In my two months of homelessness, I have used net cafe computers only. And now I finally set up my own computer and it seems like I have stepped back about eight years in time. I don't think I can handle it. The most terrifying thing about it is how much I dislike it being a PC. I have been a PC user for nearly ten years now. TEN YEARS. I made all those Mac jokes about how they were crappy and shoddy and boring and pointless and ugly. And now I find myself desperately pining for the <a href="http://store.apple.com/0800-7834846/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/931/wo/xBaaH1McxC09iizk49/1.3.0.3.27.23.1.3.15.3.1.1.0?36,13">sexiest G4 on the planet</a>. I mean just <b>look</b> at it. I can't stop drooling!</p>
<p>It worked for <a href="http://www.k10k.net">k10k.net</a> - they've got Apple sponsorship - so why can't it work for me? I'm a shameless prostitute. I'll have myself tattooed with the Apple insignia. I'll do anything, goddammit... So this is a blanket call to the world out there: - </p>
<blockquote>Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me an <a href="http://store.apple.com/0800-7834846/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/931/wo/xBaaH1McxC09iizk49/1.3.0.3.27.23.1.3.15.3.1.1.0?36,13">Apple G4</a><br />
My friends all have PCs<br />
I don't know what for<br /><br />
I've built many websites<br />
But now I'm in awe<br />
Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me An <a href="http://store.apple.com/0800-7834846/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/931/wo/xBaaH1McxC09iizk49/1.3.0.3.27.23.1.3.15.3.1.1.0?36,13">Apple G4</a></blockquote>
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Come on now kids, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_737000/737345.stm">play nice</a>...<p>
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Now with <a href="http://www.blogger.com/permanent_link.pyra">permalinks</a>. I have been resisting this trend for quite some time now, because it would expose my weird habit of continually adding to an individual entry. I have used this technique to keep a certain amount of logical flow on a page, and to keep important entries that I make in a day right up at the top. But now, alas, no longer. The other reason I have resisted these things is that I have this horrible feeling that barbelith is beginning to look cluttered. Things are just not where they are supposed to be, and there is too much colour pollution in my beautiful serene web/site/pool. But hey. That's a matter for another day...<p>
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I thought it would be interesting to come up with some really cool, and yet weird and fucked-up domain names - you know - ones that no one would ever buy, and then name them here and see if anyone bought them. I came up with a few really good ones, including my absolute favourite <a href="http://www.rabidrabbit.com/">rabidrabbit.com</a>. Shock of all shocks: they've all already gone...<p>
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<p>I have a theory that for a weblog to be popular, it must i) have a definite focus for its writings, ii) be written well, iii) have a clear and appealing visual presence and iv) fabricate some form of online personality that people actually like (or be famous). My theory can be extrapolated into explaining why some weblogs are less popular than others. Those sites that are based upon complete whim of content will therefore be at a certain disadvantage, unless the personality expressed is particularly effervescent. I present the following breakdown of the top eight weblogs (according to <a href="http://www.beebo.org">beebo.org</a>, [Issued May 11, 16:42 GMT+10]) as proof or disproof that my theory holds water.</p>
<p>[NOTE: Half way through this rigorous process, I began wondering whether or not this exercise was turning into a weblog review kind of thing. Which really doesn't interest me that much. But since the post was so bloody long already, I thought I should probably see it through. Make up your own mind as to its validity (if any) and worth (if any). I promise I'll try and think of something more interesting to write about tomorrow...]</p>
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<li><b><a href="http://slashdot.org/">http://slashdot.org</a></b><br />
Billing itself as "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters", Slashdot is the communal weblog that comments on all the latest trends in techworld. Because of the number of people posting to it, it doesn't have the advantage of a highly individual and distinctive voice, but it more than makes up for that in a well developed community feeling. Also, it's sheer wealth of information compensates for a clunkiness of design.<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 10 <b>Well Written:</b> 8 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 7 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 8 <b>Additional:</b> 8 (for depth of content)
<li><b><a href="http://www.kottke.org">http://kottke.org</a></b><br />
Jason Kottke's personal presence is something of a weblog anomaly. It manages to tread the fine lines between personal, cultural and tech commentary, without sacrificing integrity and without pissing off people interested in one element more than the other. Of course it helps that he is one of the focuses of elegant design on the net at the moment...<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 7 <b>Well Written: </b> 9 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 10 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 9
<li><b><a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com/">http://robotwisdom.com</a></b><br />
Robot Wisdom's allure is a relative mystery to me (Rocky Horror Quote: "I didn't make him for <b>you</b>), although the huge amount of content that it contains is impressively picked apart and commented upon.<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 10 <b>Well Written:</b> 8 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 4 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b>6 <b>Additional:</b> 8 (for depth of content)
<li><b><a href="http://memepool.com/">http://memepool.com/</a></b><br />
Memepool is a stalwart denizen of the old school of weblogging - selectively providing links and commentary to many of the more interesting sites around. Content is mostly self(web)reflexive, in the sense that most the sites and news articles selected are about the net itself, but there is an intriguing sense of play and wit behind the scenes. Very little in the way of personal content.<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 7 <b>Well Written:</b> 9 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 8 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 8
<li><b><a href="http://camworld.com/">http://camworld.com/</a></b><br />
A site which is serious about commentary and the dissemination of information in a clear and intelligent fashion. The design pays short shrift to the idea of making the site pleasant to look at, concentrating on a more modernist aesthetic of total functionality. And it succeeds admirably. The content is laid out on the page in an incredibly clear and logical fashion. The same attitude manifests itself in the content of the log itself: functionality is the key, laconic clarity the style, and technology the subject. The few elements of HTML trickery reveal this to be a site for and by tech people.<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 10 <b>Well Written:</b> 7 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 6 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 7
<li><b><a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/</a></b><br />
Zannah takes a completely different approach to the weblog, drawing the personal diary-like aspects much closer to the forefront, while still revealing herself to be a serious commentator on the web and the people who live in it. She's also the first of our ten heroic webloggers to make a picture of herself a prominant part of the site. <br />
<b>Focus:</b> 7 <b>Well Written:</b> 7 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 7 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 8
<li><b><a href="http://www.evhead.com/">http://www.evhead.com/</a></b><br />
One of the team at Pyra, and hence a stable of the blogging community, Evhead's log looks good, mixes technical content with personal content as if there weren't any difference at all (which for many of us, there really isn't) and has an unselfconsciously playful attitude towards HTML, XML and DHTML trickery (without overplaying them).<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 7 <b>Well Written:</b> 7 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 8 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 8
<li><b><a href="http://50cups.com/strange.html">http://50cups.com/strange.html</a></b><br />
Strange log this one - designed with a certain elegance, written with a certain charm, with content that has a certain appeal. But I can think of almost nothing to say about it at all. Mainly traditional weblog format: links with short commentary and little personal detail, with occasional bubblings of a singular personality wanting to break through.<br />
<b>Focus:</b> 6 <b>Well Written:</b> 7 <b>Visual Presence:</b> 7 <b>Famous/Endearing:</b> 6
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<p>I'm always amazed that my favourite weblogs aren't more well read - I guess it reflects a divergence of interests in the community as a whole. Where were: <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut</a>, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch</a>, <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek</a> etc etc... [Later Note (13/05/00) <a href="http://www.evhead.com/?archive=2000_05_01_ev.xml#219585">Evhead explains everything</a>]</p>
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So, I am sitting at work, having spent the day being shown how to force quark documents through extraction tools and sql databases, thinking about organising my travelcard, sending off replies to letters about preview screenings of films and wondering where I am going to stash my gym clothes when I go to the party that Nick, Toby and two other people are organising in a bar in Chalk Farm. It's supposed to start around 7.30, which give me an hour to get there. It looks like my flatmates aren't going to be able to make it as they both have work commitments. which means I have to put my chin in the air, down a few satisfyingly strong drinks, and try to find my inner chirpy fun person...<p>
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<p>It's <b>Anti-Microsoft Day</b> at Barbelith Towers today, as completely spontaneously I have come across several pieces of information about the many-splendored Macro-Company that have caused me to feel little white-hot daggers of outrage course through my body.</p>
<p>If you feel the same way about these stories, and all the other weirdnesses that Microsoft have done, make it Anti-Microsoft Day all over the web by putting this little banner on your site with a link to your favourite example of their bloody stupidity.</p>
<p><a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/00/05/11/173257.shtml"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/antimicrosoft.gif" border="0"></a></p>
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<li> <b><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,36282,00.html">Microsoft versus Slashdot</a></b> [<a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a>]<br />
Less than 24 hours after I am singing <a href="http://www.slashdot.com">Slashdot</a>'s praises, I stumble upon an article which says that they are being savaged by Microsoft. And I quote: "Microsoft ordered Slashdot to delete discussions of one of the company's security products - Miller said he has not deleted the 11 messages that Microsoft claims are illegal under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), and is waiting to hear from legal counsel and readers. The response from Slashdot regulars was fast and furious. In the first hour, hundreds of readers weighed in, many condemning Microsoft's action as another example of the company's desire to crush free-wheeling discussion in general, and the Linux community in particular. "No matter what Microsoft threatens, no matter what they say, do not give in to them. This is not because it is Microsoft, but because free speech is far too important, especially on a forum such as Slashdot. Give them hell," wrote one respondent."
<li> <b><a href="http://www.peacefire.org/security/iecookies/">Microsoft Security Great Big Joke</a></b> [<a href="http://www.peacefire.org">Peacefire.org</a>]<br />
And the irony of it all is that on pretty much the same day, a huge and alarming security issue was revealed about Microsoft's implementation of cookies. An article at <a href="http://www.peacefire.org/security/iecookies/">Peacefire.org</a> revealed: "By intercepting a cookie set by HotMail, Yahoo Mail or any other free Web-based email sites that use cookies for authentication, the operator of a hostile Web site could break into a visitor's HotMail account and read the contents of their Inbox. (HotMail cookies do not contain user passwords, but they do allow a third party to access a user's HotMail account for as long as that user stays logged in, since each separate login generates a new cookie.)" and "A user's Amazon.com cookie could be used to visit Amazon.com impersonating that user, and access their real name, email address, and the user's list of "recommended titles" -- which can be used to determine what types of books or CD's the user has purchased from Amazon in the past. (You cannot, however, access the user's credit card number or their actual list of previous Amazon.com orders, since accessing this information requires a password that is not contained in the cookie.)" See also: <a href = "http://slashdot.org/articles/00/05/11/173257.shtml">Slashdot</a> |
<a href = "http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1005-200-1857707.html">CNet</a> |
<a href = "http://www.newsbytes.com/pubNews/00/148908.html">Newsbytes</a> |
<a href = "http://www.msnbc.com/news/406496.asp">MSNBC</a>.
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<p>[Current participants in the May 12 Anti Microsoft Day: <a href="http://diluted.org/rachel/blogger.html">Wanderlust</a>, <a href="http://www.bluishorange.com/">bluishorange</a>, <a href="">Dakota Smith</a> (Shameless Self-Promoter), <a href="http://atesque.psistorm.net/" ytarget="_blank">Atesque</a>, <a href="http://www.lnbb.net/2000_05_07_archive.html#218232">L N B B</a>, <a href="http://www.thegardencafe.com/">thegardencafe.com</a>, <a href="http://www.digitaldivas.com/dana/index.html#218318">she says</a>, <a href="http://www.frogfrau.com/graphics/frogblog.html#218157">FrogBlog</a>, <a href="http://www.afn.org/~afn27906/haiku/2000_05_07_archive.html#218249">Haiku the Blog</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>, <a href="http://www.gaylery.com/">gaylery</a>, <a href="http://www.deliciousbutt.org/">L/noleum</a>, <a href="http://www.fortunecity.com/millennium/lavenderplace/983/blogger.html">Zippyblog</a>, <a href="http://www.zymm.com/raster/200005.html">Rasterweb</a>, <a href="http://setcity.com/golb/">Golb</a>, <a href="http://www.digital-asylum.com/blog.htm">Digital Asylum</a>] [People who think I am full of shit and don't understand that the odd gesture of teenage rebellion never did anyone any harm, even though most of us are using Microsoft products: <a href="http://www.generation.net/~calebos/">Ed's Weblog</a>]</p>
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I'm really worried that when I move this weblog to a new domain, that you'll all forget me and won't link to the new site. Which would really upset me. Nothing I can do about it though really.<p>
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Even though Anti-Microsoft Day is now well and truly over pretty much everywhere in the world, I just thought I'd add one more thing, gleaned from <a href="http://www.powazek.com">powazek</a> this morning. There is a current discussion at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=1658">Metafilter</a> about an article at <a href="http://www.macintouch.com/">Macintouch</a> that says:
<blockquote>"Macintouch is reporting that Microsoft has disbanded the IE for Mac team and is discontinuing development of IE for Mac. So much for a 5 year commitment...."</blockquote>
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I have finally decided which domain to buy when I shunt the weblog onto a new server. Please god let it not go in the few days it will take me to get organised. I don't think I can take another reptilebrain fiasco. Obviously not saying a word to you lot, as you'll rush out and buy it in a shot, which would depress me deeply.<p>
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I know that everyone in the world has blogged it, but still - I'm pretty keen on the <a href="http://www.davidgagne.net/metacampage.shtml">MetaCamPage</a>. Gives me the opportunity to keep tabs in a big-brotherish fashion on lots of people at the same time, rather than merely one at a time...<p>
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I found <a href="http://ashley.nu/text/index.htm">text</a> through my referrer log. She was writing really nice things about many of my favourite blogs (and indeed myself). I get a few comments about my colour scheme, but really it is nothing compared to this - a whole block of colours that really really shouldn't work well together (and which you'd have to have a fair amount of nerve to even try to use together), but which work brilliantly. All in all, an elegant piece of design. Simple and effective.<p>
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It occurs to me that the awesome <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> could do with a search and replace facility. I mean, I know it <b>could</b> be a right pain in the arse, but what happens when someone moves their blog to a new domain? I mean, how useful would it be to be able to just replace www.barbelith.com with <a href="https://patriot.netnation.com/jbin/orderform/ChoosePackageClass?&DOMAIN.NAME=whateverthefuckichoosenext.com&lang=en&login=no&MARKET_AREA=1001">www.whateverthefuckIchoosenext.com</a>, while still maintaining the integrity of the permalinks?<p>
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I've had a great day. On Thursday night at the party I bumped into this guy who I had only met once before (when I was told very firmly that he was straight). Well, I am now reasonably sure that this is innaccurate! We went out for lunch today (Soho, �42 each, OUCH) and then went shoe shopping and looked at sunglasses and watches. We fooled around at every chance we could get. <a href="http://www.gap.com">Gap</a> will never be the same. Hopefully will see him again tomorrow when I'm going to see <a href="http://gladiator-thefilm.com/">Gladiator</a> with about a thousand other people.<p>
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About bloody time. I have FINALLY updated <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a>.<p>
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<p>Very much delighted to see that <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">blogger</a> has chosen the <a href="http://log.khunt.net/">feminist media watch</a> collaborative weblog as their log of the week. I'm relatively well informed in feminist theory as many of the issues in queer theory are derived from previous work in feminism, and there are many cross-roads and common interests between the two academic branches. However, no longer being in an academic environment, it is increasingly difficult to keep up with the issues. A couple of the debates really interested me:</p>
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<li><b><a href="http://main.khunt.net/log/2000_05_07_past.html#222081">The Involvement of Men in the Women's Movement</a></b><br />
<b>"I was speculating that perhaps men become involved in the feminist movement to water it down and make sure it never becomes an actual threat. A funny example of this is how at the Ms. magazine forum there was actually this self-proclaimed feminist guy who got offended at a woman claiming that men are privileged. She then pretty much conceded and appologised. That, I believe, is a concrete example of how men in the women's movement can make women soften their voices and alter their stances for fear of being berated or disliked or whatever."</b><br />
I read this post with considerable interest. As ever with political or social minority issues, there is an issue as to who can speak in feminism. The ability to articulate and argue and the right to do so are not givens, but areas of considerable complexity and dissent. And not necessarily in the most obvious ways either. One formulation of the development of feminism takes things through liberal feminism (equal economic and political rights on male terms), radical and/or separatist feminism (an ostensible rejection of patriachy combined with either attempts to dismantle/rebuild it or form an alternative on the model of possible matriarchal antecedents), through to French Feminist Post-Structuralist feminism, where women are conceived as trapped within a linguistic system that is phallogocentric, and which eventually leads to a collapse of the very categories of male and female.<br />
So while some have argued that only women should be able to speak because of social chauvinism, others have argued that it is impossible for women to even speak without recapitulating their own subordination. It's difficult to say whether in the present example it is correct or incorrect to argue from the specific man to the generic male, nor whether it is truly possible for a man to be a feminist in any but the most basic and liberal senses of the word. That's one of the reasons I am more comfortable with the idea of "queer", where all the categories are undermined and what is left put up for grabs. Because you can be queer if you are male, female, heterosexual or homosexual - the only precondition being that you are suspicious of the categories you operate within.</li>
<li><b><a href="http://main.khunt.net/log/2000_05_07_past.html#221887">Plastic Surgery</a></b><br />
I would have to be stupid to even consider denying that the prevalence of cosmetic surgery is symptomic of something dubious in our culture. And I would have to be even more stupid to say that women were not bearing the brunt of it. But having said that, I think we have to ask ourselves what is the most performed piece of cosmetic surgery performed in the US today. And the answer? Circumcision. I was watching "Sex and the City" on TV the other night, and the whole thrust of the episode was about an un-circumcised man being discussed by the regular female cast. Most of them agreed that uncircumcised penises were slightly gross. Only one disagreed. She said that uncircumcised men were particular fun. And the reason? "Because they try harder". I was watching it with a couple of friends and we all kind of stared at the screen in mute astonishment. In the UK pretty much only Jewish men are circumcised - it's just not considered an issue for everyone else.<br />
I'm not saying that this is an example of clear double standards - people clearly feel they have justification for the circumcision of their children and there are a lots of issues surrounding it, but imagine a scene with a bunch of men talking about breasts in a culture where boob-jobs were more natural than nature itself (say Los Angeles), where they all talk about how "natural breasts" are offensive and unnattractive (until one helpful soul points out that women with them at least try harder in bed). How does that strike you? It sounds appalling to me.<br />
Of course there are other interpretations that one might give: circumcision has often been used as a tribal intiation ritual to mark the procession into adulthood, and the arguments that the foreskin is unhygenic still hold some water in some places. Still - it is pretty much the only piece of surgery done as a matter of course in the US which actually changes the functioning of the body.</li>
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I'm in a bit of a mood with <a href="http://www.swallowingtacks.com/">SwallowingTacks</a>. I don't think that was the point at all. Still, never mind, eh?<p>
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Wow. Woke up this morning and read this on <a href="http://www.prolific.org/">prolific.org</a>:
<blockquote>"I started reading Barbelith because it was a relief to find a 'British' voice in the ocean of mainly Yankee blogs. But I wouldn't have stuck with him if it hadn't been more than just being British. Being personal, insightful, and perhaps being queer too. I don't know, I'm vaguely interested in gender issues, always have been. Then of course came the famous redesign, the colours and realising that for the first time, 'web design' had made me feel 'happy'... drawing emotions I normally experience listening to music, or being with someone special."</blockquote>
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I have been using an Ultimate Bulletin Board for ages at <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">the nexus</a>. I have always been really happy with its functionality (although it is pretty heavy on the old bandwidth), but less comfortable with it aesthetically. It's highly adaptable, but never really adaptable enough for my tastes. But then I stumbled upon <a href="http://www.dreamless.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.pl">dreamless,org</a>. Not only am I astounded by the look of the pages, I have absolutely no idea how it has been done. For me to get the nexus looking like that would (as far as I can tell) require considerable amounts of engineering in the code behind the scenes. Can anyone explain to me how this has been done? [<a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Explain it to Tom</a>]<p>
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Oh the power! Oh the sheer undreamt-of power! Watch in stupified awe this weekend as <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I assassinate Mark and take over <a href="htp://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a>. No promises that Katy will take all her clothes off or start a big fight with women (sorry guys), but we will try to emulate our young host in every other way possible. I am <b>so</b> looking forward to this...<p>
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I've been meaning to do it for ages and now it is done - the photo bar at the top of the page rotates the images, thus making the site infinitely more interesting than it already was. Will the excitement never end?<p>
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Weirdly, a lot of people have commented on my thoughts on why a weblog is popular. More interestingly, exactly what I feared would happen has happened - by actively trying to demonstrate whether or not my theory was true or not (ie. by producing reviews) I have wandered slap bang into the middle of the debate (once again) about whether weblogs are popularity contests and whether or not good design is something that can be quantified.<p>
It's strange - in most other areas of web site creation it is considered a given that there are certain designs that are better than others. Unreadable content is surely always the sign of a bad website, as is unclear navigation. I consider <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> to be incredibly well designed - it's clear, elegant and easy to find your way around. So I can only half agree with <a href="http://caughtInBetween.editthispage.com/2000/05/11">Blog for One</a> when he says: "on a personal site, one should be able to do whatever they want, and not have to worry about being judged, or measured, or ranked" because while no one should feel under pressure to compete, there is no reason to think that the design, content or character of a personal site cannot be improved, nor that the individuals who run those sites are not interested in doing so.<p>
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Congratulations are due to <a href="http://www.pyra.com/pr/derek_creative_director.html">Derek Powazek</a>, who has been named <a href="http://www.pyra.com/pr/derek_creative_director.html">Creative Director of Pyra</a>, the young team of web scamps and entrepreneurs who are fighting corporate evil in San Francisco. <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> is completely right though - in about three months there won't be anyone who <b>isn't</b> working for them...<p>
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<p>In the UK at the moment there is this whole debacle about Rover, a company that makes cars that very few people buy, even though they look rather nice. The company, which has been owned by BMW for a while, has been making savage losses and has finally been sold to another company called Phoenix for the nominal price of �10 (approximately $15) [<a href="http://news2.thls.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid%5F741000/741753.stm">BBC</a>].</p>
<p>Now normally this news wouldn't interest me in the slightest - I am afraid that I hold little hope for the future of British manufacturing industries and don't see the point in investing in heavy machinery which has the sole purpose of pouring even more money into a large hole in the ground. </p>
<p>However on this occasion, the huge amounts of legal and administrative work that has to be done by people close to the whole enterprise is really impacting on my social life. Entertaining and charming dinner companions are being captured and locked in small rooms to check contracts, leaving me without anything to do in the evenings but drink too much and watch the South Park Movie. This state of affairs must come to an end! So I say to thee, oh law firms of London - LET MY PEOPLE GO!</p>
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<p>If you are ever on for a laugh, check out the descriptions of films at the <a href="http://www.hsx.com">Hollywood Stock Exchange</a>. Ignore for the moment the tremendous fun of investing in stocks based on the performance of films and stars at the box office, and concentrate instead on gems of inspired summary like this:</p>
<blockquote>"<b>Fast Flash to Bang Time</b> is a drama that will star Wesley Snipes and be directed by Gary Fleder (Kiss the Girls). The story is about a drug-addicted FBI agent and his sex addict female partner who fall in love and try to stop a terrorist attack."</blockquote>
<p>Funny as that is, however (and trust me, I shall be first at the door of the cinema for it) , it cannot compare to a film that I have actually invested in. Called <a href="http://dynamic.movies.hsx.com/dynamic.nd/hsx/pgDetailTrade?symbol=MUNCH">Munchies</a>, this film is currently in development. And it's plot? While <a href="http://www.hsx.com">hsx</a> says nothing, I know for a fact that it is about anorexic teenage girls who end up as cannibals. I mean, how cool is that?</p>
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While at work today, I was rung up by an old University friend from Bristol, who was stopping off in London for a minute period of time between his epic jaunts around the world promoting his internet empire. He's heading off to California in the next few days - San Francisco via Los Angeles - where he is likely to stay for at least a month. And he'll be going back again around a month after that. He kept tantalising me with stories of the exciting world of internet start-ups and huge salaries - tempting me with the possibility of interesting and varied jobs for a young web coder/editor/producer like myself. And I have to say that I am beginning to think that he might be right.<p>
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How cross would you guys be if I decided to start designing for a baseline of 800x600 screen resolution and above? I mean I know that around 10% of you still view sites at that resolution (<a href="http://www.thecounter.com/stats/2000/May/res.html">Global Statistics</a>), but that means around 90% of you don't. I think this deserves a poll. <a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">Is it OK to design for 800x600px resolutions?</a><p>
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I'm not entirely sure that I feel entirely comfortable with my new random display of images (above). I mean - I love it, but it seems that people are refreshing the page to get a different set, which is completely artificially upping my stats. How is a boy supposed to keep track of what's going on in the world, I ask you - I mean really?! [This behaviour is particularly frowned upon: <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/2000_05_14_index.html#233250">naughty Prol!</a>]<p>
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Books that I am currently reading: Neal Stephenson: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099410672','us','0380788624');">Cryptonomicon</A>, William Powell: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0962303208','us','0962303208');">The Anarchist Cookbook</A>. Music that I am currently listening to: Beck: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000033JZU','us','B000030009');">Midnite Vultures</A>, Beck: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B0000242VU','us','B00000DHYK');">Mutations</A>, Jeff Buckley: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B00004T0QH');">Mystery White Boy</A>, PJ Harvey: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B000001E7T');">To Bring You My Love</A>, Bjork: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B000002HPV');">Homogenic</A>, Dust Brothers: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B00000JJMA');">Fight Club Score</A>, Moby: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B00000J6AG');">Play</A>, Sean Lennon: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B000006OH6');">Into The Sun</A>.<p>
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Lance Arthur on <a href="http://glassdog.com/lance/life_serial/2000/051500.html">"Awarding"</a>:
<blockquote>"The corral is closing in. Can't you feel it? They're rounding up the wild horses and taming them. They're sending in the thought police. They're closing down the library and burning any book they deem dangerous, inappropriate, wrong."</blockquote>
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The <a href="http://log.khunt.net">Feminist Media Watch</a> has been getting a hell of a lot of coverage in the weblogging world over the last few days. I myself wrote a couple of long pieces on them a few days back [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_05_14_xeno.htm#222953">have a look</a>]. I thought it might be interesting to do a quick review of some of this coverage.
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<li><a href="http://babygrrl.com/pages/">babygrrl.com</a><br />
Babygrrl wrote an article about the failings of traditional feminism from what would probably be described politically as a post-colonial bent. Her criticisms of the way in which European Feminism has (in some of its strains particularly) represented itself as expressing the concerns of all women, regardless of colour, cultural background and the like are illuminating. The same theoretical framework which takes as its subject the liberation of individuals (either from a political patriarchy or from a typology of difference) can be shown to have invested in exactly the same colonial beliefs that oppressed other groups. All the traditional "big" questions of feminism arise: What is a woman? Is there something intrinsic to Womanhood that is the same cross-culturallly? Who speaks and for whom (and who is silenced) when one speaks as a feminist? All interesting and thought-provoking questions. [Echoed and reinforced by <a href="http://www.misselisabeth.com/ii/">Miss Elisabeth</a>]
<li><a href="http://www.zippygirl.org/blogger.html" targe="_blank">zippygirl.org</a><br />
Zippygirl found the site to be "condemning the choices other women make as not being feminist enough. I do not like them saying wanting to stay home and have babies is very wrong if that's how you identify yourself as a woman". As with any discourse that purports to represent a disenfranchised group (and I know this from experience), not everyone feels themselves to be represented, or agrees with the goals of the movement. Nor for that matter is a movement ever a monolith - there are many versions of feminism and many different forms of feminist (the same with queer theory, post-colonial theory, race studies etc) - and the fights between them are occasionally savage.
<li><a href="http://www.ouch.vms1.com/">ouch!</a><br />
Tracy has had similar objections. She says, "I got an email from one of the Feminist Media Watch contributors telling me that the image on my site is "sick." She suggested a site where I might find "positive images of women" for my site." Issues of representation in feminism are as old and as well trodden as you can get - and they are still as difficult today. In this specific case, I think the idea of the image as intrinsically negative is remarkably unnuanced - questions have to be asked about who uses it, for what purpose, with what intention and in what context. The reclamation of the word queer is an example of how something created to have dubious overtones can be used in an affirmative fashion.
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I feel like I have been concentrating on the negative publicity - but in a way that is inevitable since it inspires debate. However this is one of those dangerous areas where if you set yourself up as representative of a group of people you have to suffer their wrath when you say something they disagree with. Certainly many academic feminists would have considerable trouble with the site. Personally, I think anything that raises awareness of these issues is doing a valuable service - whether I agree with their specific take or not.<p>
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Anyone want to be a web designer at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> in London? Talent and passion a must! Check here for more details: <a href="http://www.timeout.com/vacancies.html">timeout.com vacacies</a>.<p>
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Two pieces of barbelith news:
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<li><b>Barbelith Brownouts</b><br />
At any moment the whole site might collapse under its weight. The site is currently being moved over to new hosts at <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a> and so I am afraid power outages, non-existing sections and the like will probably generate more than the odd error message over the next couple of days. Hopefully these will be resolved by the beginning of next week.
<li><b>Barbelith and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">KitschBitch</a> eat <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero</a></b><br />
Katy and Tom guest star on the hottest teen soap since the Buffmeister went to college. Who will live, who will die, and will anyone take their clothes off. THIS WEEKEND ONLY...
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Oh. My. God. Barbelith is Blogger of the Week over at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger.com</a>. I'd like to thank my mother, God and the Coca-Cola company for making this day possible. I'm actually quite floored by the whole thing. Wow. There is a minor problem in that because I am changing hosts, the site will probably disappear for whole long stretches of time, and nothing will work properly. Which won't make me look as cool. Um.<p>
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<a href="http://www.geocities.com/speak_out_loud/index.html#237284">Speak Out Loud</a> is a new blog that is just getting itself started. He admits that he has been mercilessly refreshing my page (&aacute; la <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prol</a>), in order to get the pretty pictures all in a row. He's even got a <a href="http://www.geocities.com/speak_out_loud/steph.html">page</a> up that proves he's succeeded. Did I inspire him to this lunacy? <p>
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As moves are made in the UK to sort out the mess of the sex laws (many of which are ignored, some of which implemented savagely - at least until relatively recently), the Guardian presents a quiz that may surprise the Americans amongst us. Particularly as one of the questions is: <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,222637,00.html">Is it legal for two gay men to nail each others testicles to a table?</a> <p>
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I'm going to see <a href="http://www.deathiscoming.com/">Final Destination</a> tonight with a group of friends. I went to a press preview of it about a week ago, but it is no fun going to see scary movies by yourself. At least half of the fun is seeing what other people's reaction is. My co-conspirator in the takeover of <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> (<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>) is coming along too. I can't help wonder what she is going to think of it. I hope good things.<p>
Everyone else is getting drunk afterwards, but not me. This weekend is hectic beyond measure, with at least two parties, a major web maintenance session, a hot date and a man coming around to install a phone line. And I have to do my washing. And ideally go to the gym.<p>
A couple of days ago I was taken by the young gentleman I am dating at the moment to the bar on the 24th floor of what was the NatWest Tower in the heart of the City. After chatting for a while I dropped into the conversation that he was one of the hot topics of conversation at my place of work, as he had managed to cancel on me three nights in a row. He found this endlessly amusing and asked if there was anyone in the world who didn't know about what we were up to. He then smiled broadly and said - "you're probably publishing it on a website". I changed the subject very quickly.<p>
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Mark said I could do it. Honest he did. He said I could <a href="http://www.riothero.com">redesign</a> in his absence, and by christ, have I...<p>
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Apologies about failures of service over the last 24 hours. The move to barbelith's new hosts is going <b>pretty</b> smoothly, but is still relatively time consuming. The Bomb and Microlith will be up and running shortly (an hour?). The Nexus might take a couple of days more.<p>
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So I have moved over to <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a> with relatively little difficulty (although I lost half a days worth of e-mail so resend it if it was important). The only thing that I am really slightly concerned about is the lack of already set-up stats package. I need something that I can use to track referrers (and the like). Anyone got any ideas?<p>
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I was looking around beebo.org's <a href="http://www.beebo.org/metalog">metalog</a> about half an hour ago, and came across a <a href="http://www.onfocus.com/eat_generator.asp">really cool site</a> (an <a href="http://www.onfocus.com">onfocus</a> component) all about that conversation that you have with friends or significant others about where to go out and eat. I was so taken with it that I blogged it for <a href="http://www.riothero.com">accidental riothero</a> (which is what I decided to call Mark's site in his absence). And then I get a phone call from Peter, a "friend or significant other", who wants to go out for dinner this evening. I almost <b>ran</b> back to <a href="http://www.onfocus.com">onfocus</a>, and when I had finished, I had generated this:
<blockquote><b>Tom</b>: So, what do you want to eat?<br />
<b>Peter</b>: I don't know what do you want to eat?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I guess I'm not really that hungry.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: Yeah, me neither.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: How does Italian sound?<br />
<b>Peter</b>: Hmm, we have that a lot.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: yeah.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: So you're really not hungry?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Well, I could probably eat <i>something</i>.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: Like what?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Just about anything, really.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: How about Curry?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Yeah, I guess that's ok.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: I don't know now.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: You don't know? <i>Come on</i>.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: We could order Chinese.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: You're too lazy to go out and get food?<br />
<b>Peter</b>: No, I guess not. Where do you want to go?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I was thinking that new Italian place.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: That's all the way downtown!<br />
<b>Tom</b>: It's supposed to be good.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: I guess I'm just not in the mood.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Well, what are you in the mood for?<br />
<b>Peter</b>: You said <i>just about anything</i>.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Anything but Italian.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: You suggested that earlier.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I did? hmmm.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: I always feel like Curry, but we never go.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: That's fine..<br />
<b>Peter</b>: I guess I'm just not in the mood.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Well, I could probably eat <i>something</i>.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: We could order Chinese.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: yeah.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: You said <i>just about anything</i>.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I was thinking that new Italian place.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: You suggested that earlier.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: We could flip for it.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: What are we arguing over?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Italian or hamburgers.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: heads.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I don't have a quarter.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: Curry.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Yeah, I guess that's ok.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: Let's get a pizza.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Yeah, ok.<br />
<b>Peter</b>: What's your favorite number?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: 7.</blockquote>
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Apparently, Mark is really chuffed that Katy and I haven't thrown <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> down to the pits of <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo.org's ratings</a>. Anyway - he's back soon, so no doubt I'll hear all about it soon enough. I have to say that I love the fact that his mother drops me the odd note and has been checking on his position for him. That's really sweet. My mother tends to glaze over a bit when I get going...<p>
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I had a lovely evening last night with current squeeze, although his complete inability to arrive anywhere on time might get a little galling over time I fear. I reached that "I run a website and you are on it" point of a burgeoning relationship, which has raised a few eyebrows in the past. When he actually read what I had said, of course, he was relatively comfortable with the whole thing (or so it seemed to me). Oh poor untrusting fool... Of course, now I have to work my way through all that "who rings up the other one first" stuff. Which should be interesting...<p>
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Peter, can I ask you a question? You didn't go out with <a href="http://www.artchive.com/artchive/ftptoc/hockney_ext.html" target="-blank">David Hockney</a> did you? It's really hard to explain why this is interesting to me...<p>
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I'm all over the place today - I can't concentrate on anything for more than about thirty seconds. It's probably the <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> effect. I'll tell you this much for nothing, writing for that place is like bathing in Class A drugs. Anyway - I am in the middle of catching up with my correspondence and site maintenance now that I am finally settled properly in my new place, have moved servers and have set up the now fully functional (but completely ugly) Nexus replacement: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi">The Barbelith Underground</a> which is full of bloody lunatics as ever.<p>
I was really touched to see that people at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=1764">Metafilter</a> were worried about the site during its downtime the other day. Certainly, this was <a href="http://www.jjg.net/special/blammolith.gif">not a good look</a> for the pages. Still, things are gradually getting back to normal. And the site is even slightly slimmer now that I have disposed of some of the surplus content.<p>
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Welcome back <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> - we've missed you terribly...
<table width="100%"><tr><td align="center"><a href="http://www.riothero.com"><img src="http://www.riothero.com/webcam/webcam32.jpg" border="0"></a></td></tr></table><p>
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<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> asked:</p>
<blockquote>"Tom, Katy? What do Brits do on July 4th? This year, instead of shutting yourselves indoors and mourning the loss of this wonderful land I'm presently standing on... How would you like to meet ME? I'll be in London, England this summer on July 4th, the American Independance Day... that's funny in so many ways..."</blockquote>
<p>British people don't do anything particularly special on July 4th! That's supposedly the day that you colonial types won your freedom from us cruel European overlords. For some reason, we don't feel any particular need to celebrate that fact. Although every American themed bar in the country gets all jazzed up. And all the Americans do too. We look at them with raised eyebrows, in an indulgent fashion.</p>
<p>As for meeting up - that sounds really cool! Why will you be here, again!? Oh and while we are at it, what an earth are you doing up at three in the morning?</p>
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<p>Best news of the moment - I am sitting at work thinking about this site I am building for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> which covers all the summer festivals in the UK when I get given an envelope by my boss. I open it and read the first paragraph: "You have been invited to celebrate the fifth birthday party ..." - sounds cool - "of <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com">Time Out New York</a>" - sounds cooler - "in New York City in October - all flights, hotel etc included!" - OH MY GOD. All permanent staff are tromping off over the Atlantic for an epic piss up and shopping expedition. How cool is that?!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0192126">Honest</a> yesterday at the big première in Leicester Square. I have to say I don't think I have seen such an absolute pile of twaddle in years. Individual scenes were great, some of the dialogue was really good, some of the camerawork was wonderful, some of the direction was cool. But most of all of it was just awful. Don't go and see it (unless you want to see <a href="http://www.schaling.com/allsaints/">All Saints'</a> breasts).</p>
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<p>I have no idea what he is talking about, but I kind of get the impression that I don't like <a href="http://eduardoarcos.com/">Eduardo Arcos</a>. Anyone want to translate for me?</p>
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<p>Two brief pieces of site update stuff. 1) <a href="http://www.bryanjbusch.com/lately/2000_05_21_archive.shtml#261587">This</a> seems to me to be a great idea. 2) I have had lots of translations of Mr Arcos' unpleasant comments sent to me. Thank you very much everyone...</p>
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I don't bloody believe it. The new domain name I had decided to buy as soon as my pay-check came through has been sold. This is the second bloody time this has bloody happened. First reptilebrain.com, now subbacultcha.com! I don't bloody believe it. This one was sold four days ago! I swear to god I am going to kill someone. The only thing I can think of is that <a href="http://www.networksolutions.com">Network Solutions</a> is selling information on which domain names people are searching for. Is this possible? Is it being done?<p>
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No noise from current squeeze since Sunday night. I wonder if that means anything?<p>
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After two days and considerable pressure and tension, I hereby reveal my latest design project for Time Out. I'm pretty pleased with it - <a href="http://www.timeout.com/festivals/">Time Out's Complete UK Festival Guide</a>...<p>
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I'm sorry, but <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Jeffrey Zeldman</a> rocks so hard and fast he could vibrate himself through a mountain. In his latest article "<a href="http://www.adobe.com/web/columns/zeldman/20000522/main.html">HTMHell</a>" at Adobe's site, he comes across as a freedom fighter for independent creative content on the web. And Christ knows, we need more of those. Here's a sample quote from what must be considered a call to arms, a Manifesto for the <b>true</b> digerati - the people that like to play and create and <b>communicate</b>, rather than the people who consider a "good internet idea" to be selling <a href="http://www.boo.com">sportswear</a> (<a href="http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/talking_point/newsid_755000/755216.stm">however</a> <a href="http://www.postboo.com">ineffectively</a>):
<blockquote>"So here we are. Ten years into the largest informational makeover since Gutenberg. Five years since software makers, ad moguls, and multimedia megaliths smelled the decaffeinated freeze-dried Folgers. And how have we harnessed Berners-Lee's incredible gift to the world? Now that the means of production have been handed to us on a silver modem, what are we doing with them?<br /><br />We're <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.amazon.com" ONCLICK="OpenWindow('http://www.adobe.com/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.amazon.com'); return false">selling stuff</A>. <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.ebay.com" ONCLICK="OpenWindow('http://www.adobe.com/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.ebay.com'); return false">Swapping stuff</A>. <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.priceline.com" ONCLICK="OpenWindow('http://www.adobe.com/cgi-bin/redirect?http://www.priceline.com'); return false">Buying stuff</A>. And watching the dot-commies hemorrhage ad dollars the way Chevrolet and Chrysler used to."</blockquote>
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I went to see <a href="http://www.missionimpossible.com">Mission: Impossible 2</a> last night at a special press screening at the Empire in Leicester Square (I'm having quite the glamourous life at the moment). My honest opinion: it was bloody awful. Totally ridiculous, pointless film full of overblown stunts, empty of plot, totally lacking suspense, intrigue and likeable characters. Thandie Newton is the magnolia (paint colour not movie) of the current crop of actresses. Two stars who exude less passion and sexual fire I can't imagine. It was like seeing Yogi flirt with Snagglepuss (except prettier). Waste of money (except I hadn't paid any). In fact it made me so cross, I wrote my <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-7A3A-B111BC6-392F8750-prod1">first epinion in months</a>...<p>
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Chronicle of a bad night's sleep:
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<li> I drank far too much caffeine last night, so even though I was exhausted when I got home at midnight, I couldn't sleep until nearly two in the morning.
<li> Around three in the morning I had an appalling nightmare, the details of which I can't remember. The worst thing was that I only half woke up, and was stuck in that sleep paralysis mode where you suddenly get nervous and paranoid and then outright terrified as you lie in this kind of quasi-dreamstate, unable to move, with perceived movement around you. It took a while to get back to sleep.
<li> At which point the nightmares returned, leaving me sleeping fitfully until 8 in the morning, at which point I got up feeling physically numb but edgy - as if I had some kind of reptile coiling and recoiling around in my head. People seem distant and slightly unfamiliar. I want to go back to bed.
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<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> quoted <a href="http://www.geocities.com/avonfrankenstein/index.html">Fire Bad, Weblogs Good</a> a couple of days ago. He said (about our recent stint at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>):
<blockquote>"Now, I came around when Tom and Katy were Accidentally Rio Theros, because Goddamn those two are witty, smutty and vile. I love them. Like a stream of bat's piss, they shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark"</blockquote>
In the meantime, since we have parted company, both Mark and I have slipped savagely down <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo.org's weblog ratings</a>. I only say this in passing as I am too exhausted to draw any conclusions from it.<p>
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I'm continuing my quest to discover whether <a href="http://www.networksolutions.com">Netsol</a> is selling information on the domain name searches performed through its service. I've had a few e-mails from people who are divided in opinion as to whether I am being paranoid or not. However I stumbled upon a figure that slightly alarmed me. In an article at <a href="http://cbs.marketwatch.com/archive/20000427/news/current/nsol.htx?source=blq/yhoo&dist=yhoo">CBS Marketwatch</a> there was this statement:
<blockquote>"In the first quarter, we saw astounding acceleration in '.com,' '.net' and '.org' domain-name registrations worldwide, as total new market registrations grew 120 percent from the previous quarter,'' said Jim Rutt, chief executive officer [of NetSol]. "In fact, <b>more than one-third of all existing '.com,' '.net' and '.org' domain names were registered in the first quarter of 2000</b>.'' </blockquote>
So I suppose the race is on. If you have some names you want, buy them now. You may not get another chance. [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000029.html">Discuss</a>]<p>
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Odds and ends of news from the internet: <b>o</b> <a href="http://www.gaylery.com">gaylery.com</a> has been redesigned (I am probably the last to notice this fact). Basically, it looks amazing. Very clean, intelligent design complements the already sharp content. <b>o</b> A great quote from <a href="http://www.eod.com">eod.com</a>:
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<b>Notes from the world of design:</b>
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<li><b><a href="http://404.psistorm.net/">Cannot find server</a></b><br />
The most interesting thing about this design is the amount of times you might glance at it before you actually notice what's going on. It's not a design that will get you read a lot - our self imposed web programming makes us blot out such things, as if we had some self-censorship software running in our heads at all times - but it is a gutsy (and astonishingly clear) move>
<li><b><a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo</a></b><br />
A Yahoo redesign is never going to push the envelope, but it happens so rarely that it is always going to be worthy of comment. The new top buttons are clearer than ever, and more space has been allocated, so that the site presumably no longer sits as well on older, mainly defunct screen resoutions. More interesting conceptually than visually.
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I'm not normally an unfaithful person, but recently I have been having urges. Strange ungodly urges. The object of my <a href="http://www.blogger.com">current affection</a> and I have been together for seven months now, and we've never even really had an argument, although occasionally we have both been slightly frustrated with each other. I still don't know if it is love or not. But suddenly a couple of days ago, a <a href="http://www.groksoup.com/">newcomer</a> wandered into my life. I know very little about them, and they may be really unreliable and flaky (and they sure do have a stupid name), but the assets on display - well I don't want to sound like a boor, but WOW. When it comes right down to it though, I think my current relationship will probably be more long lasting and bring me more returns in the long term. Perhaps we can grow together... <b>Love you, <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a>...</b><p>
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The shower in my flat has gone wrong, leaving us with dubious water pressure, occasional scalding heat and quite a lot of icy cold. Showering is now nigh on impossible. We have a bath instead, but that isn't the point. We asked our landlord's maintenance company to come around and look at it while we were at work. They came. They checked. They decided that there was nothing wrong with it. They left. They e-mailed me stating that I should clean the limescale off it, but otherwise it was fine. It looks like we might be in for the long haul on this one...<p>
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Quotes from my current favourite threads on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>:
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<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000035.html"><b>Manifesto</b></a><br />
"It seems to me that it is indeed this action of destabilising categories, proliferating categories and generating diversity that will produce a more interesting world. In a sense I want a revolution continually on the brink of orgasm which never comes and slumps back temporarily satisfied. I am interested in a TANTRIC revolution, that lasts continually and generates a completely different way of being..."
<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000009.html"><b>God's Name is Pi</b></a><br />
"Consider this: the 16th letter of greek is Pi- hence the equation,and is related to the sun the 16th letter of hebrew is ayin and related to the suns and its rays(16 of em) and the runes 16th stone (predecesor to latin) the rune is related to the sun..."
<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000012.html"><b>Revolution Is Bad</b></a><br />
"Individuality is over. From here on in, crazy freethinking hipster revolutionaries are strictly impersonal, free-flowing mutant energy fluxes. Like Deleuze said, "Felix and I, and many others like us, don't feel we're persons exactly. Our individuality is rather that of events, which isn't making any grand claim, given that [events] can be modest and microscopic"..."
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<p>I got an e-mail from Kerry which included this open letter to Dr Laura:</p>
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Dear <b>Dr. Laura</b>,<br /><br />
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I
have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus
18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need
some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and
how to best follow them.<br /><br />
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?<br /><br />
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?<br /><br />
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do
I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.<br /><br />
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around
us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not
Canadians. Can you clarify?<br /><br />
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?<br /><br />
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?<br /><br />
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?<br /><br />
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you
can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal
and unchanging.<br /><br />
A Fan
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I'm delighted to report that <a href="http://www.neonlit.com">Neonlit</a>, which I have been running for <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">Time Out</a>, has just been selected as a <a href="http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/picks/">Pick of the Week</a> by Yahoo. And it's a particularly good week to visit as well, as it includes a feature about <a href="http://www.neonlit.com/features_martinamis.html">Martin Amis</a>.<p>
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I'm absolutely terrified that this article: <a href="http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/0005/venus-in-furs.shtml">AppleInsider -An Exclusive Inside Look at Adobe Photoshop 6</a> will be the final straw that forces me to go out and buy myself a Mac on some kind of huge loan arrangement.<p>
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Someone needs to whup the ass of the <a href="http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~dyh21/content/archive/2000_05_28_index.html#295022">Daily Doozer</a>. In the meantime, ask the <a href="http://www.homestead.com/aliensarereal/8ball.html">Magic Eight Ball</a> some questions of your own...<p>
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I've bought a new domain name, and the barbelith weblog will shortly be moving over to it. Only it won't be called barbelith any more (duh!). In the meantime, service may be a little sporadic. Bear with me in this exciting time...<p>
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This would be a really interesting <b>literate</b> <a href="http://www.booksunlimited.co.uk/quiz/1,5957,86295,00.html?Q_1608=6006&Q_1610=6010&Q_1612=6014&Q_1614=6019&Q_1616=6023&Q_1633=6933&Q_1635=6059&Q_1637=6062&Q_1639=6066&Q_1642=6745">science fiction quiz</a> if it wasn't for one simple fact. You answer a question, it tells you that you're wrong, and then when you check the answers, it thinks you have put down a completely different answer to the one that you actually have. What a waste of time.<p>
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<p>Kerry is becoming quite ubiquitous. I quoted him a couple of days ago, and now, Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com" target="-blank">Riothero</a> is quoting him as well. I promised Kerry that I'd set up a weblog for him on my server, and I still haven't gotten around to it, which just illustrates what a bad person I am. In the meantime, he will have to remain the dark figure behind the scenes - the Charlie behind the Angels.</p>
<p>Anyway, he sent Mark and I the same riddle:</p>
<pre>
1. In a street there are 5 different houses in five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain
brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink
the same beverage.
(pretend there is a drawing of five houses here -- identical in shape (but
not colour) in every way.
House 1 House 2 House 3 House 4 House 5
The question is: Who owns the fish?
To prove you are not guessing, specify his nationality, colour house, brand
of smoke and preferred beverage.
Clues:
- The Brit lives in the red house
- The Swede keeps dogs as pets
- The Dane drinks tea
- The green house is on the left of the white house
- The green house's owner drinks coffee
- The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
- The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
- The man living in the center house drinks milk
- The Norwegian lives in the first house
- The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats
- The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
- The owner who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer
- The German smokes Prince
- The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
- The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water</pre>
<p>It took me 25 minutes. Have a go and <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">e-mail me</a> when you think you have the answer, and I'll tell you if you are right...</p>
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So the secret's out [thanks <a href="http://www.sja.za.net/">sja</a>] - I have registered and paid for <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a> (don't go there yet though because there isn't anything up). I'm interested in people's opinions on it. After the other two going in about twenty minutes I got a bit nervous about this one...<p>
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Everyone is doing terribly well on the whole riddle thing. Yay Barbelith regulars. You've whupped the ass of <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>'s readers!<p>
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I got an e-mail. It reads as follows:
<blockquote>"I understand you have to be careful who reads what but the main (though part of a huge) reason I check your site is to see how things are going on the relationship front. Unresloved plot thread left dangling needs a knot tied in it."</blockquote>
Okay. Time to expose self to the world. My most recent object of intrigue has literally fallen off the planet. Completely. Gone without a trace. After flirting our way through the sale of Land Rover (don't ask), and going out for a meal, and going up the NatWest tower, and doing any number of dubious things all over the place (behaving very badly), we finally managed to have an evening <b>alone</b> with each other and I haven't heard from him since! I thought I might be more affected by this turn of events than I actually am. It still seems like a pity to me, but it's nothing I can't live with. He knows I write about stuff here, so he'll probably read this and get really pissed off with me. Still, what can you do, eh?<p>
Anyway, in the two weeks since I last saw him, Sam turned up out of the blue at lunch time and we chatted. The most memorable part of the conversation was that apparently you can't buy decent stretchy black underpants in Cambridge (which I wasn't aware of until now). It's was lovely to see him again. And then a couple of days ago, this guy called Sean re-appeared in the UK. He's very cool, is doing a Classics doctorate (so we could talk about Froma Zeitlin and Jean-Pierre Vernant which was nice), likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and is an obsessive foodie. Honestly though, I don't think I have the energy any more!<p>
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I have read Bertrand Russell on Christianity. I am familiar with the range of argumentation. I am well read in Gay and Lesbian Studies and Queer Theory. I am more than capable of forming a decent argument. But frankly, I think there has to be room for being frivolous in life, particularly when confronted by something as patently absurd as the Church. <a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~mybrainhurts/2000_06_01_archive.html#304240">Evidently some people disagree...</a><p>
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I've had loads of people sending me the answer to the riddle I posted a couple of days back. Most of you got it right. For those of you who didn't and who still want to know the answer, wander over to the <a href="http://www.zerocattle.com/examples/gallery.html">Gallery of Visual Journal Entries</a>. Better luck next time!<p>
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<b>Campaign for a Better Blog</b><br />
Mark at www.riothero.com (notice the absence of link) said:
<blockquote>"I hope you see that this ISN'T like high school. I DON'T go to less popular weblogs and laugh... I DON'T pull Tom's <b>[Ed: ME!]</b> pants down and whisper 'Ner Ner Ner' in his ear.... I DON'T care what the <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">community</a> thinks of me... and to prove this, I'll quit defending myself."</blockquote>
Ooooh. I think this little chicken's getting too big for his boots...<p>
<b>But what can YOU do?</b><br />
Mark bases his entire world view upon <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">Beebo.org's Weblog Ratings</a> - which is a very dangerous thing to do, because...
<ol>
<li> For a period of THREE DAYS (that's until the weekend) DO NOT LINK TO MARK. At that stage, reinstate your love for him and his alter-ego Candy the Online Stripper. Just for a couple of days: Let Him Know What Side His Bread Is Buttered....
<li> In the meantime, help promote <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> and any other prominent / interesting weblogs listed.
<li> Send Mark an <a href="mailto:mark@riothero.com?subject=youfunnylittlemonkey">e-mail</a> explaining that we all think he is really nice, but that he has CLEARLY ... GONE ... INSANE ...
</ol>
To get the ball rolling: <a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">I LOVE YOU ZANNAH!</a><p>
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I swear to god, this <a href="http://www.fandom.com/comics/editorial.asp?action=page&obj_id=204683">man</a> rules the world...<p>
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It's not an edict. Sheesh. Anyway - okay, I'll link to you on the condition that you DON'T LINK TO MARK (just for a couple of days!): <a href="http://www.zippygirl.org/blogger.html">zippyblog</a>...<p>
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Christ, Kerry, these things are getting easier and easier. [I won't link to him (for a couple of days - see down the page), but go and check out www.riothero.com for the riddle in question] Anyway - this one took about 80 seconds. And it's my turn to blow the answer! Read on if you dare.
<blockquote>Stage One: The guy at the back of the queue cannot be seeing two grey hats in front of him. If he <b>was</b> seeing two grey hats, then he would know that his hat <b>had</b> to be red. Stage Two: The guy in the middle now knows that he and the guy in front of him cannot both be wearing grey hats. Therefore, if the guy in front of him was wearing a grey hat, then he would know that he was wearing a red one. But he doesn't know. Which means that the guy in front of him <b>has</b> to be wearing a red hat. The third guy having heard this exchange (and being very clever) now knows that he is wearing the red hat. If you'll pardon my English colloquialism: Piece of Piss.</blockquote>
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Now featured at <a href="http://www.jezebel.com/mirror/friends/">Jezebel's Mirror Project</a>: Me, Evil Nick and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> poncing around in a dance studio in the O2 Centre, Finchley Road...<p>
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<p>I have contracted one of those unpleasantly dehabilitating cold virus things that makes your nose fill with sticky stretchy green goo that means that you have to sleep on your back so that it "flows" down rather than clogging up your nostrils and making it hard to breathe. Which results in the side effect of a body that acts as if it has just discovered the cough reflex and is really quite proud of it. Which results in a throat that closely resembles ground beef with salt rubbed into it.</p>
<p>Or at least I think it would, if I could stop shivering enough to tell... I've taken the day off work so that I don't spread it to all my colleagues, and feel gross and annoy people. I'm sure that it's the right thing to do, but I'm bored already [10.38am].</p>
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<p>So, anyway, I went to this weblog called <a href="http://www.boylog.com/">BoyLOG</a> this morning, and the first thing I did was jump into <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> and write a slightly snarky comment. I think I was still reeling from this TV program on yesterday which was about people with online diaries. They all came across as completely self-indulgent self-promoters. Perhaps I am the same. I don't know.</p>
<p>That's beside the point. So I get to this site this morning and the first thing I see is this very attractive picture of a young man wearing very little but an absurdly cheeky grin. First thought (honestly): Nice... Second thought (honestly): What an Egotist! </p>
<p>But then I started to read it. Good stuff. Honest stuff. Much more honest than I feel able to be myself. Much more frank. Much more ... revealing. And after I had read pretty much all of it (some swiftly, some less so), I came to a new conclusion. That Chris of BoyLOG is just OPEN. Open about sex, about love, about his body and about his life. So go and read it. Read it thoroughly. Come to your own conclusion. And take your time to do so...</p>
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<p>I don't know, maybe sometimes I do go over the top. Who can tell? <a href="http://contrasts.net/">Contrasts.net</a>?</p>
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<p>I think I've done a bad thing. Peter wanted to go out for a drink this evening, and I said yes. Then I suggested that Sean might like to come along. Peter said yes [who the hell <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_06_04_xeno.htm#300354">is</a> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_05_21_xeno.htm#252039">Peter</a>]. Sean said yes [who the hell is <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_06_04_xeno.htm#300354">Sean</a>]. Then I thought - cool! I can get a great big group together and we can go wander the streets of Soho. So I sent Max a text message [who the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_01_16_xeno.htm#38011">hell</a> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_01_23_xeno.htm#44235">is</a> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_02_06_xeno.htm#53562">Max</a>]. And he's coming as well. At the time it seemed like a really good idea, but now the whole idea is making me incredibly nervous. Cornwell, one of my oldest friends, has disavowed all responsibility for what may happen. As he puts it - "self-immolation is for girls"...</p>
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<p>Katy is not always as supportive as she might be. For god's sake, my dear, there's no reason that it should be a <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/index.html">complete disaster</a>.</p>
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<p>I own <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/bestlps.html">9, 13, 16, 22, 28, 42, 43, 46, 56, 57, 63, 64, 77 & 96</a>, but I think there are a few that are REALLY missing... [via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prol</a>]</p>
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I went to the UK webloggers meet this afternoon with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/index.html">Katy</a> (who also writes a goodly amount about the experience). It's a pity that I wasn't more in a mood to party, as it was really quite fun. Special kudos to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">Luke</a>, for being cool and giving me all kinds of advice on Macs vs PCs (and looking like Chandler Bing) and to <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net/">Jen</a>, whose site I looked at as soon as I got home. It's really bloody nice...<p>
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Sometimes, when I'm out with people and I'm misbehaving and being mischievous, I really feel like I'm on a roll. But not a good roll. Instead, one of those uncontrollable rolls that aircraft have which subsequently turns into a spin which then (inevitably) turns into a crash. And all the way down, I look to the people around me to help me pull out of it. And when I look, most of them are watching me with a smile on their face, saying indulgent things like - "Look at him go. It really is a wonder isn't it".<p>
People seem to like giving sanction and licence to well-intentioned cocky sociopaths. But all I really want them to do is to take me in hand - to quietly and firmly and with tremendous affection (but little demonstration and no condescension) tell me that I've done enough, that I can stop now, and that I probably should.<p>
I'm not going to go into the full details of last night's activities. I think it is almost enough to say that it seems that Max is still talking to me, Katy is still talking to me and I am <b>assuming</b> that Peter is, even though I haven't heard anything from him today, which slightly worries me. Katy liked them both (oh youthful tongue, canst thou ne'er be stilled?), Peter seemed particularly taken with Max (oh youthful groin, etc etc) and Max had a big spot on his forehead (oh youthful pores...).<p>
I said many stupid things, suffered many stupid things, disposed of members of our party to have conversations with other members, and then grabbed the other members and said things to them that I shouldn't have said - with a big grin on my face that said, "Please don't be cross with me, I really don't have the slightest control over myself, and wouldn't I be boring if I did?". And I drank too much. Head swimming, life flashing before my eyes, I stumbled home thinking wild and untameable thoughts.<p>
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Current weblogging design favourites: <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/">wetlog</a>, <a href="http://yaddaness.com/public/">public weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.magnetbox.com/">magnetbox</a>, <a href="http://www.keithbrown.com/">keithbrown.com</a>, <a href="http://www.tame.net/">tame.net</a>, <a href="http://www.web-therapy.com/blogger.html">Web Therapy</a>, <a href="http://www.melaniebray.com/confessions.asp">Confessions of a Wannabe Actor</a>, <a href="http://www.underachievers.com/">underachievers.com</a>.<p>
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I am going to respond to Jason Kottke's <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0006.html#000611">comments</a> about weblogs in full shortly. In the meantime here are a few thoughts on the matter.:
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<li> <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> has inspired me to work on the web more than anyone except perhaps <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a>.
<li> Unfortunately, the "weblogs are dead" discussion is as old as the content of weblogs themselves. The most obvious response that I can think to this argument is that people have found a medium and they are damn well going to use it. Not everyone is going to want to push the envelope - for most people, the web is a way of writing a diary or commentary for more people than just themselves. The journal was basically written in two or three different ways for hundreds of years, and I am not in the slightest bit surprised that the format and content of web journals and logs are following suit.
<li> And then there is the age old battle - personal content, versus web content, versus commentary, versus self-indulgence. Everyone has a position. Everyone tries to do their own thing. No one can really be right, except in a matter of degrees. If you write it, then they will come...
<li> That's not to say that there isn't room for a bit of dynamism and forward thrusting. I'm in a bit of a downer about weblogging myself at the moment. What happens when you don't have any more to say?
<li> The one thing about Jason's commentary that I have real trouble with is its uncharacteristic harshness. A couple of examples of the unnecessary slamming of other people's work: "I almost never talk about weblogs here (mainly because everyone else does and it sickens me)", "It's just more of what you're used to; if Swallowing Tacks is a medium Dr. Pepper (hold the ice), Zippyblog is just a refill." Incitement to change is crucial on the web, but at the end of the day what people decide to say is completely up to themselves. There will be an audience for whatever is written, even if that audience is small. The old web truism stands here: If you don't like what you are reading, then read something else...
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Wow. People can get really heated about stuff can't they? <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2094">Metafilter madness</a>.<p>
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Having thought about it carefully, I have decided that lists like "the best albums of the 90s" are mildly pointless (if endlessly diverting). But that doesn't matter surely? They are interesting exercises, and so without apology or explanation here is an extremely long list of names - which frankly is easier than a proper post about "World Hunger" or "Macs Versus PCs (Which One Will I Buy?)". I call this phallogocentric/anal classification: <b>"My 100 Favourite Albums Ever"</b>:
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<li> <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00002596W','us','B00000I9MK');">Belle and Sebastian - Tigermilk</a>
<li> <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000001E7V','us','B000001E7V');">Tricky - Maxinquaye</a>
<li> <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7O','us','B00001OH7O');">David Bowie - Hunky Dory</a>
<li> <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00000JCXD','us','B00000J6AG');">Moby - Play</a>
<li> <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000024971','us','B000002LCX');">The Smiths - Strangeways Here We Come</a>
<li> PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love
<li> Morrissey - Bona Drag
<li> Pixies - Surfer Rosa
<li> Belly - Star
<li> Pixies - Doolittle
<li> Pixies - Bossanova
<li> Portishead - Dummy
<li> The Bangles - Different Light
<li> Jeff Buckley - Grace
<li> Kristin Hersh - Hips and Makers
<li> Elastica - Elastica
<li> The Beatles - Abbey Road
<li> Pixies - Trompe Le Monde
<li> Beck - Mutations
<li> David Bowie - Heroes
<li> Morcheeba - Big Calm
<li> Madonna - Ray of Light
<li> Julian Cope - Floored Genius (The Best Of)
<li> Leonard Cohen - The Future
<li> The Breeders - Pod
<li> Hole - Live Through This
<li> Nirvana - Unplugged in New York
<li> Eg and Alice - 24 Years of Hunger
<li> Air - Moon Safari
<li> Eurythmics - Savage
<li> Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man
<li> Tracy Chapman - Tracy Chapman
<li> Suzanne Vega - 99.9F
<li> Throwing Muses - The Real Ramona
<li> The Smiths - Meat is Murder
<li> Depeche Mode - Violator
<li> Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes
<li> Sean Lennon - Into the Sun
<li> Beck - Midnite Vultures
<li> The Cardigans - Gran Turismo
<li> Jeff Buckley - Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk
<li> Fight Club - Sound Track
<li> Frank Black - Frank Black
<li> Morrissey - Viva Hate
<li> Morrissey - Vauxhall and I
<li> Radiohead - The Bends
<li> The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
<li> Paul Simon - Graceland
<li> Rolling Stones - Hot Rocks
<li> Nirvana - In Utero
<li> Drugstore - White Magic For Lovers
<li> Mazzy Star - She Hangs Brightly
<li> Pixies - at the BBC
<li> The Bangles - Everything
<li> Curve - Doppelganger
<li> Nirvana - Nevermind
<li> Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Ella and Louis Again
<li> Sneaker Pimps - Becoming X
<li> The Breeders - Last Splash
<li> David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
<li> Leftfield - Leftism
<li> Radiohead - OK Computer
<li> David Bowie - Diamond Dogs
<li> Juliana Hatfield - Hey Babe
<li> Sly and the Family Stone - Best Of
<li> Out of Sight - Soundtrack
<li> The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
<li> The Rebirth of Cool - Phive
<li> The Smiths - Hatful of Hollow
<li> David Arnold - The James Bond Project
<li> The Smiths - The Smiths
<li> Fat Boy Slim - You've Come a Long Way, Baby
<li> South Park - Bigger Longer Uncut - Soundtrack
<li> Leonard Cohen - Various Positions
<li> Reservoir Dogs - Soundtrack
<li> The Smiths - The World Won't Listen
<li> Jeff Buckley - Mystery White Boy
<li> Throwing Muses - University
<li> Blur - Modern Life is Rubbish
<li> Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas
<li> Afghan Whigs - Black Love
<li> David Bowie - Station to Station
<li> Blur - Parklife
<li> Morcheeba - Who Can You Trust?
<li> Suede - Coming Up
<li> Eels - Beautiful Freak
<li> Julian Cope - Peggy Suicide
<li> Morrissey - Kill Uncle
<li> Super Furry Animals - Guerrilla
<li> Filth and the Fury - Soundtrack
<li> Cowboy Junkies - The Caution Horses
<li> Suede - Suede
<li> Primal Scream - Exterminator
<li> Placebo - Placebo
<li> Blondie - The Best of Blondie
<li> David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World
<li> Belle and Sebastian - Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant
<li> Bjork - Homogenic
<li> Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister
<li> Beck - Odelay
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Finally, a piece of beautiful design found through my referrers log: <a href="http://www.rupture.co.uk">rupture.co.uk</a>...<p>
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Wise up, UK webloggers, and get yourself a copy of PCFormat. Picture the scene - I'm sitting at my desk, pretending to do work and sending my boss cartoons involving kiwi birds being chopped up into little bits and stuck in fruit salads, when suddenly said boss shouts <b>fuck!</b> and raises his eyebrows skywards. Summoning me over, he slowly opens up the pages of PCFormat to reveal a two page spread on Weblogs. <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> is featured prominently, and there are detailed walk-throughs of setting up your own weblog.<p>
All very interesting, I think, and slowly and carefully read through the article. It's a fun piece, which mentions a good number of weblog related sites, from <a href="http://www.groksoup.com">groksoup</a> to <a href="http://www.eatonweb.com/weblog">eatonweb</a>. And then there is a section on British weblogs...<p>
This looks like it could be interesting, particularly as many of the British webloggers met up last weekend for a couple of drinks. <a href="http://www.perfect.co.uk">perfect.co.uk</a> is mentioned, as is <a href="http://www.ntk.net">Need to Know</a> and <a href="http://www.haddock.org">haddock.org</a>. And then right at the bottom is this little tiny throwaway comment, almost completely lost on the page:
<blockquote>"Our own favourite is Barbelith (www.barbelith.com) for its great design."</blockquote>
This is obviously completely delightful, and has brought a real spark into my day (which was relatively sparkful already, if I'm honest). But it only gets better. There are also two panels with slightly longer reviews of weblogs, including screenshots. Barbelith is there as well. As are: <a href="http://www.stormweks.com/linked">Zannah</a>, <a href="http://www.eatonweb.com/weblog">eatonweb</a>, <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, <a href="http://www.ooine.com">Ooine</a>, <a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com">robotwisdom</a>, <a href="http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~dyh21">Daily Doozer</a>, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>, <a href="http://www.mutability.com/weblog/">mutability</a> and <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net">Rebecca's Pocket</a>. Yay us, guys. We rock...<p>
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Thanks to Dan at <a href="http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~dyh21/content/">Daily Doozer</a>, who has scanned all of the PCFormat feature on weblogging. Read away...<p>
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I have written and rewritten this post about thirty times, and every time it sounds too flippant. So I'm not going to bother writing anything detailed or in depth. Fuck it. I feel like someone slid the hook from "I Know What You Did Last Summer" into my stomach and with superhuman strength forced it towards my throat. Or I feel crazed and in control of a passenger jet. But mostly I just feel cold, and cruel, and hollow, and vengeful and actually partially dead. There will be no more posting tonight.<p>
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I'm really keen on <a href="http://www.hi-res.net/sb/clickhere.html">anti-advertising</a>. I wonder occasionally if I should try to persuade my boss to run banners for really creative sites as house ads instead of some of the dubiously designed ones that we currently run. I wonder if that would increase general click-thru rates?<p>
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<p>Today's briefing is brought to you through the tremendous power of absolute and total denial. The day has been filled with all the activities that help me distract myself from bad stuff around me. These include: Chocolate, Random Sex, Music, Daydreaming and The Gym. I am now going to finish the day off with a considerable bout of Pimms drinking outside in the sun.</p>
<p>Which brings me to that appalling harpy Ally McBeal and the stick insect that plays her. You can decide for yourself which of the two I find most reprehensible - but let's just say the actress plays 'whining drivel-monger' with such consummate skill that I can only assume that she was born for the role. And I won't even get started on the whole "this is just a piece of right wing propoganda disguised as a women's issues program" speech that I normally give at these points, because everyone always looks at me funny when I rant, and I'm frankly getting bored of it.</p>
<p>Anyway - back to the point. On this, the hottest day of the year in the UK, with the most glorious sunshine and the most ridiculous (if pleasant) proliferation of half naked people, I have to read the that the insane Calista (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: eat more pies woman!) has declared that, "<a href="http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/">England makes me stink because it rains all the time</a>".</p>
<p>I doubt the link will stay valid for long, so I quote in full the article in question:</p>
<blockquote><b>Calista Flockhart: "Britain Makes Me Stink"</b><br /><br />
Ally McBeal star Calista Flockhart doesn't like visiting Britain because the rainy weather leaves her smelling like a wet dog. The waif-like actress discovered the uncomfortable truth when stranded in a storm on a recent trip to London. She told talk show host David Letterman that although she liked London, the weather put a real damper on things. She said, "It was great but it rained every day that I was there." When Letterman asked, "It's supposed to rain in London, was it misty and romantic?", Flockhart replied, "It was cold and damp. Do you know what happens in London when it rains? You start to smell. It's true - you start to smell like a wet dog because what happens is you go out and you're all happy because you're in London, then it rains. And you don't have an umbrella, because I'm an American, so then it's sunny but you're wet and you smell."
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Sometimes <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> just does the coolest things (and of course, if he got himself permalinks, we could treasure them forever, instead of being forced to quote them at length):
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<b>barbelith dream</b> by <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark Olynciw</a><br /><br />
I was an Englander, born and lived there my entire life, with accent and all. And Tom was an obvious American, with I LOVE USA shirts and all. Now everything else went along as it does today, him and his weblog, and me with mine....only it was the year 2044.<br /><br />
Suprisingly Tom and I kept our winning good looks over the years, in fact- we looked very much as we did today.<br /><br />
But in the year 2044 they have such remarkable inventions you do know. Such as this streaming webcam that I was using to spy on my friend. I watched him during the day at work, at dinnertime eating a very healthy McDonalds meal, and at night when the parties started....until the next day in which the same thing went on for.<br /><br />
One day Tom and I got into this heated argument because he had promised to me that we'd go eat a picnic in Belgium. (I'm sorry, even my subconscious has no idea between the cities or countries, and where they are in Europe) But Tom cancelled. Because of his work as a 'Network Scientist' he was unable to fly to England for this elaborate lunch I had planned.<br /><br />
I was upset, got into drugs...some of that snorting kind....dropped out of high school, and eventually the IRS had to take away RIOTHERO. I became a mess, living on the streets of England. Every once and a while the Spice Girls would invite me in their home for some tea. I would ask them if it was English tea or American tea...because you KNOW how I hate Americans ever since Tom did that to me. And an hour or two later, I was back on the street hungry again.<br /><br />
It was raining this night, and so I knocked the windows in in this boarded up post office building. I hoisted myself up and fell unto the floor of the Post Master's office. He wasn't there of course, he had got home for the night... but I was busy snoopy around, looking at the latest technology in air mail, etc.<br /><br />
As I was walking out of the hallway to find something to devour, I kicked this large cardboard box and I look down to see my name on it! And the return address is from Waterford, CT- HEY! That's where Tom is from! I rip off the cover, pull out all that fun poppy packaging, and look inside. It's picnic equipment.<br /><br />
A tablecloth, dishes, candlesticks, spoons, and bottle of wine, a frisbee, and basically everything else anyone would need for a successful picnic. Last but not least I reach my hand into the box to pull out Tom and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com" target=-"_blank">Katy</a> theirselves!<br /><br />
They treat me to an elegant picnic on the roof of the Post Office where it's now stopped raining. The food's delicious, the weather is just fine (not the sweaty kind), and it's the 'splendidist' picnic that's ever been had.
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<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I have just had a great idea for a new money-making venture targetting a completely underexploited section of the e-marketplace - professional hitmen and the criminally violent. The idea is just like that in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0044079">Strangers on a Train</a>, where two people arrange to kill each other's worst enemy. Since there is no connection between them and the person they kill, there can be no apparent motive (and the person who might have a motive can have a solid alibi). Hence, they are much less likely to get caught.<p>
This site would act as a medium of exchange much like <a href="http://www.ebay.com">ebay</a>, where people could fill in who they wanted dead, and where they were based. This would be stashed on a database until the next stage was complete. They would then be sent a random e-mail from another member, with the details of who they should be poisoning or stabbing or shooting or throttling.<p>
Once confirmation of this kill was made (through some kind of link to the national death records), then the details that had previously been stashed on the database would be sent to another random member who had just signed up, who would be expected to follow through the process themselves. If there was no kill registered within a certain amount of time, then the name and address of the substitute murderer could be sent to the person whose kill it was originally. And since that person must have already killed <b>someone</b> to have got to that stage, this would be enough instigation for the substitute killer to do their job.<p>
The business model is quite simple - targetted advertising from the gun lobby, rope merchants, concrete suppliers and the like would constitute the bulk of the revenue, although clearly paramilitary groups and mercenaries might like to recruit through the site (for a small fee of course). Therapists might also find this a lucrative market to target. And after an initial free period (possibly), high quality service (from someone who has killed a great number of people) could be costed, with the site acting as a broker and taking a commission.<p>
Legally, of course (at least in the initial stages), the site would be completely safe from prosecution. I mean - it's like <a href="http://www.napster.com">Napster</a> isn't it!? We could put a warning up that read, "no one at our site condones the killing of people" or even "killing people is bad - if you are thinking of killing someone, please contact our psychotherapist at our special discretionary rate". It's not like we'd be killing people ourselves (and if we did, I think we could argue that that was separate from the activities of the company).<p>
The only problem is the domain name: killyourcolleagues.com is quite nice, but then so is killthemall.com or ihadtodoitfortheirowngood.com... <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Opinions</a> would be appreciated, or even venture capital...<p>
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Barbelith is now brought to you via a G4 400, 192Mb RAM, DVD drive, TV card, Zip Drive, 17" Studio Monitor, Kritter USB webcam, OS9. Long live the Mac Revolution.<p>
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<b>Murder Portal E-Business Venture Update:</b> The domain name: ikillu.com sounds extremely close to e-memes "ICQ" and Mahir's "I Kiss You". Tagline: "The Mafia Revolution Responsible For The Deaths Of..." Find out more at <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitsch bitch</a>...<p>
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<b>Newsflash:</b> <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek Quits Weblogging</a>. While in an unrelated, but nonetheless relevant counterpoint, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> has said:
<blockquote>"I didn't do it for myself, I didn't do it for you, I did it because I had to. I am Batman."</blockquote>
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<b>On Adding Functionality to Blogger:</b><p>
On 23/6/00 3:16 pm, Matthew Kingston at <a href="mailto:hit_or_miss_org@hotmail.com">hit_or_miss_org@hotmail.com</a> wrote:
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Tom-<br /><br />
You use Blogger for your weblog, right? I'm wondering if you've seen my "Blogger Comments Manifesto" (<a href="http://hit-or-miss.org/blogger_comments/">http://hit-or-miss.org/blogger_comments/</a>) and have any thoughts about Blogger and comment systems.<br /><br />
Matt of <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org">hit-or-miss.org</a></blockquote>
On 23/6/00 9:32 pm, Tom Coates at <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a> replied:<p>
It's certainly a very interesting subject. Personally I am interested in seeing Blogger become an online content management system that is flexible enough to handle the updating of different types of sites. But more of that later...<p>
A comments tag would also certainly be useful, but one things occurs to me that might be worrying. How much information might your system be asking Pyra to store? Assuming that more people read and comment on the weblog than actually write the log originally, each log would at least double in size (or more accurately the less visited logs would increase a small amount, while the larger ones would become basically 9/10s comment based). I don't know what their business model is, so I couldn't comment on how much bandwidth and disk space they are prepared to pay for without recompense. It seems to me that it has to be a finite amount.<p>
As I said earlier, I personally see the future of Blogger as being a way to manage content for a variety of different types of site based around the same principles as it does now for webloggers. More in depth types of sites, or commercial ones could require a subscription fee, while the weblog template could be free as a taster. Certainly the uptake on Blogger seems to be enough to warrant a more sophisticated, less simple and more expensive version. I mean - I pay for the ubb as it is, and that is certainly nowhere near as flexible and pleasant-to-use a tool as blogger.<p>
An example close to my heart: A magazine site for example would be a prime market for an expanded blogger-based system and is something that I am going to attempt to generate shortly using a good few fudges of my own and a little too much hand-coding. But what I would really love is the ability to write an article with a title, and then define a separate template for a home page or category pages which would then render some taster content and a link through to the article itself, combined with an archive that allows one to list things by title rather than just date.<p>
This would be extraordinarily useful for people who wished to generate webzines (like, for example, ME).<p>
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<p>Do you remember that episode of Friends where Rachel is obsessed by the Pottery Barn? Well when I first saw it I thought to myself - hmmm, what a strange premise for an episode. And because we don't even have Pottery Barn in the UK, I don't think it even occurred to me that it was a real shop. If it had, I think I might have raised an eyebrow or two. But one thing that would never have occurred to me is that Pottery Barn might have sponsored the whole episode. I can't help thinking the whole thing is totally corrupt. I mean I'm used to TV shows having product placement and advertising and sponsorship, but I <b>will not</b> spend my life watching 22 minute long advertainments for huge multi-national companies. I swear to god - it's my idea of hell...</p>
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<b>Excerpt from Adbusters June/July 2000</b><br />
FRIENDS FOR SALE: Now advertisers can turn sitcom plotlines into product promotions. The Pottery Barn bought an episode of Friends and the right to have Rachel, Ross and the gang spend their 22 minutes of airtime surrounded by Barn decor.<br /><br />
It has always been implicit in television that the programs are just delivery vehicles for the advertising. But that equation got a whole lot more explicit in February, when the production company Basic Entertainment - the money behind such shows as Politically Incorrect and critical darling The Sopranos - agreed to partner up with the world's second-largest advertising agency, J. Walter Thompson. The two promptly produced a love-child: the agency's new "content/entertainment" arm, called (c)JWT.<br /><br />
The rationale behind it all: When the ad is the show, it becomes impossible for viewers to mute it, ignore it, or actively miss it whilst getting snacks.</blockquote>
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I am working on a not so secret project with young <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/index.html">Katy</a>. I'm not going into details yet, but it's a little tiny fun site which we are going to do for a laugh. I'm going to stick it on the plasticbag.org domain name when it's done, just so I don't feel it is completely going to waste. As she reports, we also went to see Reindeer Games (known as Deception in the UK for some reason), which basically was really quite poor. Half of it should really have been a comedy feature with John Candy and Steve Martin. The other half was like some weird fusion of Reservoir Dogs and Wild Things. Very strange. Not very good. Don't go and see it.<p>
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<p>The new <a href="http://www.assembler.org">assembler.org</a> has gone live, and very good it is too (now with downloadable DHTML scrolling code).</p>
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<p>Say it loud and say it often: "I am proud to be a <b>dumb shit</b>" [courtesy of <a href="http://www.boylog.com/">boylog</a>'s anti-smoking section]</p>
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So <a href="http://www.icann.org">ICANN</a> are considering <a href="http://www.icann.org/yokohama/new-tld-topic.htm">new top-level domains</a> for the web - to which we can only breathe a sigh of relief and pray to god that the new ones will be both functional and worthy of getting excited over. People are straying too far into country domains to find the URL of their dreams because the current hierarchy is collapsing under the weight of demand.<p>
The most worrying aspect of the new domains is intellectual property rights and "passing off". If you have a name trademarked over several countries (and you don't even have to be a particularly large company to do this), you can legitimately sue someone who is using your trademark in their domain name as long as they are encroaching on your subject of business. For a company like <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> of course, there is very little that ISN'T their business already. Hence lots of people could be sued.<p>
This is all sounds fine and dandy, but often it isn't. Just because someone else doesn't have the right to do what you are doing with the name doesn't mean 1) that they can't buy the domain name anyway or 2) that they won't buy it and then decide to break the law (on the assumption that you just won't take them to court). Which means that an increase in available domain names may very just mean an increase in the outlay of medium and large sized companies who wish to protect their brand.<p>
Clearly, the most sensible step is to clearly use the TLD to define strict areas of interest - strict in that they are clear and easily definable (like .arts or .xxx) rather than that they are enforced strictly. Enforcement should be irrelevant if the names are clear enough. The alternative - a proliferation of vague domain names such as .web (for which the apparent TLD analogue .net already exists) and .firm (TLD analogue.com) simply means that Yahoo! <b>have</b> to buy them. Large blocks of domain names will then disappear from public consumption. It is unlikely, for example, that Yahoo! could or would want to make a case for preserving its copyright on yahoo.xxx. <p>
Of course the corollary of this is that a decent block of these domains have to be produced at the same time. If this is an incremental process, then new domains will be bought incrementally by the companies concerned which is to be avoided. Some of the proposed TLDs are: .arts .kids .xxx and I think perhaps that additional ones might cover the types of website presented as well as the subject matter at hand - perhaps some form of searchengine or directory TLD might be a useful one, or .zine or even .log (.blog?)<p>
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So after my long and expressive tract of yesterday, it's time to ask your opinions: <a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">Which new TLDs (Top Level Domains) would you like to see on the net?</a> And feel free to add your own ideas...<p>
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Odds and ends of news:
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<li> <a href="http://www.bryanjbusch.com/lately/">This</a> would be very cool if it were true. Is it true?
<li> I haven't really been talking about what's been going on in my life at all for the last couple of weeks. After seeing Max again, my composure and ability to form coherent sentences (and not shout at people for no reason and work effectively - well - pretty much everything really), kind of collapsed. And of course various people chose this as the perfect opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am, and being unable to control any kind of impulse I might have whatsoever, I was pretty short with them. Things are getting better now though, although it seems logical that I shouldn't be seeing certain people for a decent amount of time (until around the heat-death of the universe I should think).
<li> I am <b>this</b> close to having my webcam set up.
<li> I am going to be 28 in just over two weeks and I am mildly freaking out about it. I've been playing with <a href="http://invites.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a>'s invitation service, which actually works really quite well if all your friends have e-mail, which of course mine do.
<li> Evil Michael came around for a drink yesterday and the first things he said about my new flat were: "The kitchen's twee, isn't it?", and "Of course, I would need a larger place..." - he did subsequently prove to be quite a pleasant guest, however...
<li> Went to the gym yesterday, and was horrified to see that pretty much everyone from my office was there. All of them. Good Christ.
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<p>Ha. I'm starting a chain letter. I wonder if it will work. If you want to read it, <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">e-mail me</a> and I'll send it to you.</p>
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<p>I've been reading an extraordinarily interesting article on comic-book violence and it's capacity to help children express their natural aggression. And, frankly, I'm loving it. I couldn't agree more with the sentiments in it. In some ways, it is remarkably close to some of my doctoral work on Natural Born Killers, identification and violence, and I'm contemplating sending my work to the author to see what he thinks of it. In the meantime, here's one of the most insightful things I think I have read in years:</p>
<blockquote>"We risk confusing [children] about their natural aggression in the same way the Victorians confused their children about their sexuality." [<a href="http://www.motherjones.com/reality_check/violent_media.html">Read the article</a>] </blockquote>
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<p>Blatant <a href="http://www.krush.org/explodey/">self-promotion</a> turns me on.</p>
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<p>I'm off to London's <a href="http://www.ofex.co.uk/livedata/codata/grouc.htm">Groucho Club</a> this evening for the birthday party of a friend of a friend. I'm a little intimidated by the whole idea, so plan to lubricate myself with a couple of drinks down in Soho with Nick and Sam before I head over. Loads of people I know seem to be going - Nick C, Kate and Mella (my flatmates) etc etc. It's also Gay Mardi Gras today, which I have dutifully avoided. I am beginning to wonder whether it should be like the Gay Christmas - ostensibly a good idea, but actually an opportunity for getting pissed on...</p>
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<p>Saturday night at the Groucho Club: I felt apprehensive all day - after all, I was going to a party hosted by friends of my flatmate, and felt like a bit of a hanger on. I talked to Mella about it and she quite properly said that it wasn't like we had a chance to go to the Groucho Club every day, that I should just get over it and try and have fun. So I arrive at the party around 10 and within a few moments have found Nick C, Kate, Mella and Rachel sitting chatting in a corner. We muck around for a bit, get some drinks, and sway in between the hordes to have a look around...</p>
<p>The party is held in two rooms on the side and back of the Groucho club, and we don't really have much contact with the main part. I'm a little disappointed about this, since an old friend of mine, Tall Michael, works there. I thought it would be really nice to stumble upon him (as it turned out he wasn't there anyway). One room looked a bit like ballroom only much smaller - a fair amount of faux glitz on the walls, a decent amount of light and a tressle-tabled bar on one wall. The other room was much more interesting - comfortable sofas, a bit more darkness, and a selection of DJs.</p>
<p>I had been advised to do a little celebrity spotting - although almost everyone at the party worked in an even more media occupation than mine, and were either singularly unimpressed by celebrity or were trying extremely hard to pretend to be. That's not to say that this was a celebrity party - most of the people there were behind the scenes film and media people of various (young) levels. It reminded me a bit of the parties that Kerry and Sean took me too in Hollywood while I was there, although with less gay people...</p>
<p>Around 11.30pm I bump into <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5485/">Ben Chaplin</a>. I say "bump into" because I'm too embarrassed to go into the complicated arrangements that I engineered in order to be in a position to "bump" effectively. After a singularly brief exchange we go our separate ways, at which point for some reason I feel compelled to pat his stomach. I have absolutely no idea why. He cheerfully exclaims, "see you in a bit, yeah?", with a big grin on his face, and that's the last contact I have with him in the evening.</p>
<p>At this point (having been rounded set upon by Kate and Tara for my appalling behaviour), we set to dancing with great enthusiasm. The DJ that we weren't so keen on has been replaced by the lead singer of the <a href="http://www.bluetones.com/">Bluetones</a>, who is a tiny bloke, with infinitely cooler taste in music. I'm too embarrassed to ask him to put on a Moby track, even though the album is lying right in front of him. Kate decides to ask on my behalf, but he tells us that the next DJ is more into dance, so we should leave it until then. Disappointed we continue to dance. At which point, he puts on Talking Heads. I am so delighted that a plant a smacker on his cheek. Kate looks on, amused but exasperated by my increasingly entertaining/exasperating behaviour...</p>
<p>I have a sit down at this point, because I am increasingly worried that I look like some form of scaffy monster with increasingly bad hair. But this allows me the thrill of watching Kate in her tight red dress and (hidden) black proppy-up underwear thing dance around likea maniac with Rachel. I am summoned up by Mella at an opportune moment, and we bounce around franctically to whatever is playing at the time.</p>
<p>By about 1.30 I am considering leaving - I'm completely exhausted. While the others resolve some of the tensions of the party behind the scenes, I decide to go to the loo. I spend about a month and a half waiting for the cubicle to empty (only one punter, a hundred years of waiting). When it does open, this bloke emerges who look remarkably like <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/2849/northam.html">Jeremy Northam</a> only thinner and with longer hair. I mention this resemblance to one of my friends who stares at me like I'm some form of root vegetable and assures me that if he <b>looked</b> like Jeremy Northam and <b>sounded</b> like Jeremy Northam, then it probably <b>was</b> bloody Jeremy Northam.</p>
<p>Duly chastised, I drink more... About 2.30 we emerge from the club, eyes blinking and get in a cab. And then for some ungodly evening the whole way back we belt out versions of Nina Simone's "My Baby Just Cares For Me" as we drive down the Edgeware road... All in all, an entertaining evening...</p>
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<p>Guess who <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I are off to meet in about fifty minutes. That's right - the young <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> himself - currently staying in a hotel in Paddington. It's a pity the weather is so bad at the moment, though - he's really going to get the wrong idea about the UK. Anyway - let's see what he thinks of London so far?</p>
<blockquote>"Harrumph! The English has no consideration for the 4th of July!" </blockquote>
<pre><snarkiness follows></pre>
<p>I don't think we really need to go into too much detail about why <b>that</b> is a pretty weird thing to say. I mean, much as it would be cool to celebrate the UK finally disposing of it's wayward nephew [<a href="http://www.rupture.netmotion.co.uk/2000_07_02_archive.html#424597">Rupture agrees</a>], it is <b>after all</b> the celebration of America's independance from this "old country". Actually I got into <b>another</b> mood with America after watching Chicken Run and U-571 and realising that American media is all about self-congratulation, while UK media is all about self-deprecation, and that some Americans don't get that our media is no more representing the truth of our country than theirs represents the truth of the good ole USA. </p>
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<p>Actually really looking forward to seeing Mark. I'm a bit concerned that I have a stomping headache and am all stinky and smelly and that he's going to look at me as if I fell from Planet Kak. Still, we shall see what we shall see... Oh, and apparently <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com/">Vance</a> will be there as well!</p>
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Yowser. Had a great laugh with <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>, <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Vance</a> and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> last night. Katy and I scrambled for hours across the Wastelands of the Westway, emerging damp and confused between Paddington and Bayswater. Having finally found the hotel residence of our young associates, we met each other, looked a bit nervous (especially Mark) and tried to work out what to do next.<p>
At which point, Mark's mother introduced herself, which meant that I immediately <b>had</b> to make a joke about getting her son drunk and dumping him in a strip joint in Soho, which went down remarkably well considering, but I probably wouldn't make again if put in the same situation.<p>
So Katy and I dragged them off to find a restaurant so we could soothe our cravings for food. We found this appalling tapas place, which cost far too much and really wasn't very nice and chatted and made bad jokes and swapped stories of other webloggers, and heard all about Mark's experiences at <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>, and which bloggers were tall, which were short and which were great big spotty geeks.<p>
Basically, much fun was had by all - and hopefully we will be meeting up again either tonight or tomorrow night - depending on when they are leaving for the next stage of their trip. One last thing though - MARK! I FORGOT TO BRING MY PHONE TO WORK! E-MAIL ME OR RING UP KATY!<p>
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<p>Quotes from recent Salon article about the Patriot and my increasing frustration with Hollywood film-making:</p>
<blockquote>The prizewinning historian and biographer Andrew Roberts called the film <b>Patriot</b> "racist" in the Daily Express, and pointed out that it was only the latest in a series of films like "Titanic," "Michael Collins" and "The Jungle Book" remake that have depicted the British as "treacherous, cowardly, evil [and] sadistic." Roberts had a theory: "With their own record of killing 12 million American Indians and supporting slavery for four decades after the British abolished it, Americans wish to project their historical guilt onto someone else."</blockquote>
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<li> <b>Pullquote:</b> <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/2000-07-11/New_York_Now/Movies/a-72806.asp?last6days=1">The Evil English</a>
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<p>Now I don't like the Daily Express, and I'm not claiming for one moment that the British haven't been culpable for some pretty bastardly things in the past (but no more so than the Dutch, the Spanish, the French - in fact every other major Old World Country). But you know - I can't help thinking the guy above has a point. The British have been the bad-guys too long - there is simply no need for this characterisation by Hollywood. No need at all. We're either effeminate fops (Hugh Grant), Nazis or we are dirty people who live in mud huts without electricity and speak in "impenetrable" regional accents. Any visitor to these shores would see that it <b>just ain't so</b>.</p>
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Mark says:
<blockquote>In London, from what I can tell (people screaming and such), people love the Internet. They are willing to pay these ridicules prices to play for a just few minutes...</blockquote>
Load of bollocks. Go to an <a href="http://www.easyeverything.com">Easy Everything</a> net caf� and you'll be able to get around an hour of net time for �1 ($1.40) - if you go in the middle of the night they'll even give you up to six hours for the same price...<p>
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OK. I think it's time certain people came clean. <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut</a> and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Kottke</a> go and see The Perfect Storm on exactly the same day and have pretty much exactly the same reaction to it. Question de jour: did they see it together?<p>
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So, I missed seeing <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> and <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Vance</a> last night because I had to work late and because I left my mobile phone at home, which meant that neither of them could get in touch with me all day. Absolute disaster all around really, as Katy had too much work to do and had to hide at home as well. I have sent Mark a tremendously apologetic e-mail and hopefully we'll all think of something cool to do this evening.<p>
Sam turned up out of the blue(-ish) last night as well. He'd left his rolling tobacco on our TV. He watched Ally McBitch with me and my flatmates and seemed completely unable to grasp who it is just about OK to like (Ling, Biscuit) and who must die in unending torment (Ally, Nell etc). I still contend that it is a Nazi TV series. Anyway, at some point in the evening, when I was chasing Kate around the flat trying to blow a raspberry on her stomach, I got clocked by his huge metal watch on his arm. Last night I had a black-eye, and I'm too scared to look this morning. Mella says it makes me look macho, but she'd say anything, frankly...<p>
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I'm surprised by the response I'm getting to the <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut</a>/<a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke</a> pairing that I alluded to earlier. Seems that there is quite an undercurrent of gossip in the weblogging community, and that everyone wants in on the action. Quotes from an unnamed source:
<blockquote>"I too noticed the "Perfect Storm" reference from both Meg and Jason.
But did you notice these?<br /><br />
<b>Meg</b> - "Only one to-do scheduled on the whole day stretching before me:
bake a blueberry pie"<br />
<b>Jason </b> - "Jason's 4th of July wrap-up: made blueberry pie"<br /><br />
<b>Meg</b> - "... parties and tete-a-tetes-a-tetes and tours and tastings"<br />
<b>Jason</b> - "Went wine tasting yesterday"<br /><br />
<b>Meg</b> - "The Right Stuff is one of my favorite movies of all time"<br />
<b>Jason</b> - "recent movie viewings: the Right Stuff ..."<br /><br />
... and then of course there is their appearance together in <a href="http://www.jezebel.com">Jezebel</a>'s Mirror..."
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CRISIS: Everyone who hasn't been to riothero yet today must follow these instructions IMMEDIATELY. I posted a note to the site (<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I still have access). Anyway - for some reason it erased the last weeks posts completely. Absolute horror on my part. Complete and utter horror (how/why could this have happened?). You people have to help me fix this crisis:
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<li> Immediately go OFFLINE. If you are using IE then go to FILE, and select WORK OFFLINE.
<li> Go to <a href="http://www.riothero.com">www.riothero.com</a> - if you can get to it without going online, then this is a CACHED copy.
<li> You should be able to see posts from between Sunday and Friday.
<li> Copy and paste these days and e-mail them to me immediately on <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a>.
<li> Then I can put them back on the site where they belong. This is SO important. PLEASE GOD, SOMEONE HELP!
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<b>PHEW</b>: Managed to save <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>'s recent blogs from the abyss. Thanks to everyone concerned!<p>.
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As I was walking home this evening, a little girl was riding her bike in the middle of the street. She still had the training wheels on as she wobbled and struggled to peddle. It reminded me of when I was little and how badly I wanted a bicycle but couldn't get one. My parents wouldn't let me have a bike until I was 12; my mom was too afraid I'd hurt myself. I'd pass the bike section in the store and just look, having given up asking my parents about it long ago. I eventually did get one after much pleading and begging. Amazingly, getting my driver's license at 16 and the subsequent borrowing of the family car passed without incident.<p>
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<p>The weirdest thing about the web is that you can write intelligent articles on quantum physics, Natural Born Killers and the naming of extra TLDs - you can accidentally start fights, flame wars and full online wars - you can do all of this and more. And then one day you quote a weird story about a little girl on a bike that you saw on two other people's websites and everyone wants a piece of you. Is this the weblogging equivalent of <b>Stupid Pet Tricks</b>...?</p>
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Hmmm. <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>'s version of how we spent the evening with <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> and <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Vance</a> is a little overblown in the fantasy stakes, I fear! A more balanced description of the evening would be:
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<li> Having met them both at Tottenham Court Road, Katy and I took them to Soho, which is the most relaxed and liberal place in London, being the centre of the film industry, tv industry as well as being London's theatre district and centrally located near to Leicester Square, Chinatown and Piccadilly Circus. Parts of Soho have a slightly seedy reputation, but we decided that being shown around responsibly by two adults would effectively remove the possibility of the two scallywags getting into mischief. It's also one of the best places in London to find outdoor caf&eacute;s.
<li> We took them to a shop called Paradiso Bodyworks to see how they would react. There was no age restriction on being let in, but they looked pretty embarrassed so we removed them. It was very amusing.
<li> We went out for dinner, where we stuffed ourselves on vast amounts of food, including Blackened Salmon, Eggs Benedict, Chicken Cous Cous, Chocolate Pudding and Bannoffee Pie. I gave Mark a copy of an Invisibles comic book, because he had specifically asked for it. Still waiting to hear what he thought of it.
<li> Katy and I had two cocktails each. Vance and Mark had diet coke because they are Americans and Americans don't understand that only girls drink Diet Coke. Then they had some water.
<li> We talked at great length about which webloggers we read and whose designs we liked best, and then talked more about SXSW
<li> On the way between Covent Garden and the restaurant in Soho where we ate, we passed the Raymond Revue Bar. We took a couple of pictures of them outside it.
<li> We found a trashy souvenir shop in Soho which sold things like Princess Diana paper weights and London snowglobes. Katy bought them both tiny beer mugs and a pen.
<li> Ended up in the Trocadero where I kicked Vance's ass at some fighting game, and then trounced Mark and Vance at a racing game. I rock.
<li> We stuck them in a taxi at ten past ten and went and had a rather sorrowful drink at TGI Fridays. It was a cool evening...
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PS: Tom thinks <a href="http://www.2xy.org/index.html">Jerwin</a> is pretty cool, actually.<p>
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London based members of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro">Underground</a> are summoned to the Spreadeagle Pub on Camden Parkway tomorrow (Sunday) at 2pm. Around ten to fifteen invisibilists will be there, eagerly awaiting your ability to buy more beer and destabilise western democracy.<p>
[<a href="http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?grid2map?528786&183771&StreetMap+-+Parkway,+NW1&~&~&Y&N&~">map</a>] [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000133.html">find out more</a>]<p>
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I never really go to <a href="http://www.thewebtoday.com/bloat">Bloat</a>, but I was reading (properly for the first time) the notes at the bottom of <a hred="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">Beebo's weblog ratings page</a> and thought I'd see how barbelith was doing. So I went and had a look. Nothing. Not a mention at all.<p>
Well at least that was how it appeared at first. On a whim, I opened up the HTML for the page and did a search, and there I am floating invisibly between <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net/">Rebecca's Pocket</a> and <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>. Weird. I have to say that I quite like it. Completely invisible. And long may I remain so...<p>
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<p>I don't know what's weirdest - that <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut</a> and I should suddenly appear on <a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/">metalog</a> (because of the whole little girl thing) or that <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> didn't. Find out more about the whole Little Girl Viral Meme at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2382">Metafilter</a>...</p>
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I'm working on a redesign - my first for about six months. I'm feeling a combination of delighted and horrified with its progress. I was looking around at a few sites that really caught my attention and screen-capping them, grabbing components of them in Photoshop and mucking around with them on my screen. One component really stuck in my head and became the focus of everything I did after that point, and has since dictated colour schemes, and basic page structure. The mock-up I'm moving towards looks very little like the original site as a whole, but has elements that are clearly similar. This worries me.<p>
The thing is, initially I was just mucking around with some stuff to see what ideas came to me, and now I am loath to give up on the work I have done and throw the product of that work in the Trash. It's less about copyright for me than it is about creating something <b>by</b> myself, <b>for</b> myself. I'm a bit torn. <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Opinions?</a><p>
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Pictures from the meeting of <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>, <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Vance</a> and I:<p>
<div align="center"><a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('mark.jpg', 'mark','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=300,height=443')">1</a> --- <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('markandvance.jpg', 'markandvance','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=300,height=440')">2</a> --- <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('katy.jpg', 'katy','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=300,height=446')">3</a></div><p>
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Ways to really piss people off [courtesy of <a href="mailto:piczek@hotmail.com">my boss</a>]...
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<li> Do a check for Shockwave before letting someone into your site. If they don't have it, tell them to fuck off. Otherwise let them into the site. Where, of course, there is no shockwave or flash. Snigger slightly.
<li> Run a banner ad on your site. When someone clicks on it, trigger a pop-up with this message inside it: "Banner ads typically get less than 1% click-thrus, what makes you so particularly lame as to be one of them?" Feel smug.
<li> Do a page extolling the virtues of Explorer but only make it work on Netscape browsers on the grounds that 95% of the population knows this already and doesn't need to read it. Laugh maniacally.
<li> Start a large corporate site which grabs your e-mail address when you enter a non-existing competition and sells it to evil far-eastern spamming organisations. Build a secret underground base to feel superior in...
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I'm seriously considering signing up to <a href="http://www.bigmailbox.com/">bigmailbox.com</a> - and thus allowing all of my regular readers to have an awesome "yourname@barbelith.com" e-mail address. Does anyone know of any other companies that do this? <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Opinions?</a><p>
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What do you do when you have nothing left to say? I suppose the only answer is read - catch up with the weblogs that you've missed recently, and try and find some ones you haven't read before. <b>Underappreciated weblog of the day:</b> <a href="http://www.visionx.com.au/bindi/">bindi</a>.<p>
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Got a lovely e-mail from <a href="http://www.megnut.com">meg</a>, which has reassured me completely and made me feel less like a prurient scandalmongerer. It also included this line: "I'm so glad you copied that little girl bike post too, now everyone's copying. Man the funniest, most unpredictable things, happen on the web." For <b>even</b> more on the whole fiasco, there's <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2397">another thread</a> on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>.<p>
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So I spent last night watching Queer as Folk 2 [I love you <a href="http://www.blackstar.co.uk">Blackstar</a>] with Mella, which made me want to go and blow up cars again, move to America and threaten people with guns. Before we decided on QAF though, we were considering watching <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088847">The Breakfast Club</a>, which we had purchased a couple of days beforehand. It's one of Mella's favourite absolute favourite films. I wonder how she'd feel about the <a href="http://mrshowbiz.go.com/news/Todays_Stories/703/johnhughescomeback070300.html">threatened remake</a>.<p>
Personally I think that it would have to be considerably more sophisticated and nuanced a film to work today - particularly after the parody on Dawson's Creek. And of course, the recent plethora of TV and film projects involving teenagers has spiralled since its lapse in the late 80s. Films like <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0163651">American Pie</a> have already partially (re-)debunked the stereotypes of teenagers (geek, jock, brain, princess). Questions for the morning: Does a new Breakfast Club even have a role to play any more? If it does, can <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hannigan,+Alyson">Alyson</a> be in it?<p>
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Thanks to <a href="http://www.saturn.org/">jack</a> for this:
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"my post on friday about tabloid journalism and people being paid to write each other's personal site content-- it was a joke. �i'm sorry if it wasn't clear to all readers, because tom seems like a nice guy to me. �i certainly have never been someone very good at detecting where fact and fiction start to blur for anyone besides myself, and even when i do, i sometimes like to take things over the line. �..but jokes aren't any good if you have to explain them, so i'll just leave it at that. �if i did, i'd have a bike i still wouldn't peddle.<br /><br />
"i was not joking, however, about being single."</blockquote>
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<p>Just read an article on Salon.com called: <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2000/07/10/marriage/index.html?CP=USE&DN=310" target="_blank">"Same-sex marriage - I don't care if it is legal, I still think it's wrong -- and I'm a lesbian."</a> and it brought home again a lot of the things that I was thinking about yesterday while watching Queer as Folk 2. The situation is this. Gay politics in the 80s was about being <b>worthy</b>, <b>reasonable</b>, <b>"rising above"</b> abuse, <b>scrabbling</b> for rights. And to an extent, that is still what it is about. It mirrored to the legal aspects of liberal feminism. But feminism progressed, and so has gay politics.</p>
<p>Now, for me at least, gay politics isn't like that any more. For me the horrors are the Uncle Tom like behaviour of happy little queens on TV and in films (stand up, you abomination Three to Tango) and the assimilationist politics that means that just because gay people are now beginning to have the rights that everyone else (and by this I mean straight, male, european caucasions of a certain age - I suppose) has, that they should want to do the <b>same things</b> that everyone else does. That is, of course, when it doesn't offend people's delicate sensibilities. "Let's let them be like us," goes out the cry, "and if there are things they are <b>allowed</b> to do, but just can't, well that's their problem isn't it?"</p>
<p>Two examples:</p>
<ul>
<li> <b>Gay Marriage</b><br />
Marriage is a legal institution and it comes with a range of legal and financial advantages and disadvantages. It is an option for co-habiting heterosexuals, but not for most gay people. Should it be an option - YES. Should a non-"institution of marriage"-type form of legally recognised relationship be instituted (for both straight and gay people) - YES. Should gay people "get married". It's up to them - but I'd say no. Why do it? For whom? Are there no alternatives that might provide better options for gay people? Will lesbians have the same relationships as gay men or straight couples? Are there no alternatives that might provide better options for relationships that are currently grouped as "heterosexual"? The point of gay politics has been to fight for a space to be different. And that difference doesn't end when you are out of bed (or wherever it is people have sex nowadays)...</li>
<li> <b>Children</b><br />
Most gay men I know have spent at least some portion of their lives thinking that they'd never have children. The first thing parents say when they find out you're gay is "No grandchildren for me". The first thing friends say when they hear about coming out to your parents is "It must be a shock for them realising they are never going to have grandchildren". But of course all of this is the same tacit assumption that a child must be the product of a "healthy relationship" - which encodes all kinds of things within it (the age of the respective partners, the number of people in the relationship [and I'm not talking about sex there, although I could have], their backgrounds, sexual orientations, race, occupations, preference to work or to look after children etc etc etc). By which we could easily read "normal relationship" of course. But gay people <b>aren't</b> normal. That's kind of the point. If we were normal we wouldn't have had to fight for so much - we wouldn't have had to fight for the right to have sex with people we love, or desire, or like - or to adopt, or not be subject to medical experiments, or to be bullied at schools, or to be thrown out of our parent's homes. If people are happy to accept that there are different ways to have a relationship - why are they so resistant to their being different suitable relationships to bring children up within? And one of my favourite headlines recently: "Britains first gay parents" - as if the fact that they actually got a surrogate mother to conceive for them makes them any more legitimate than the thousands of gay parents who had to hide their sexuality in harder times, or who chose to conceive with a friend or ex-lover.</li>
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<p>Laurie Essig (the writer of the Salon article) is completely correct when she says that marriage is "an institution founded in historical, material and cultural conditions that ensured women's oppression". That's not to say that marriage can't work well for a woman, but that it depends upon the adaptation of the individual to the institution or the institution to the individual. Marriage is also (as she goes on to say) founded in conditions that excluded "non-productive" sexualities, like homosexuality, masturbation, oral sex, anal sex - the list goes on indefinitely.</p>
<p>And I couldn't agree more with her when she says:</p>
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"why should those of us who have organized our lives in a way that looks a lot like heterosexual marriage be afforded special recognition by the government because of that? What about people who organize their lives in threes, or fours, or ones? What about my friend who is professionally promiscuous, who for ideological and psychological and sexual reasons has refused to ever be paired with anyone? What about my sister who is straight but has never in her 40-odd years seen a reason to participate in marriage? Which group will gain state recognition next? The polygamous? The lifelong celibate?
"My point is not that we should do away with marriage but that we should do away with favoring some relationships over others with state recognition and privilege. Religions, not the state, should determine what is morally right and desirable in our personal lives. We can choose to be followers of those religions or thumb our noses at them. But the state has no place in my bedroom or family room, or in yours, either. "
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AUTHOR: mide
EMAIL: nurabim@yahoo.com
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I Do not support and i will forever oppose it because they stand to be one of the signs of the end time. God has only ordained a man and a woman's bond and not same sex bond. Actually, it is total nonsense. I do not believe that people that are breathing God's air and dwelling in God's mansion (earth) can be bold enough to disobey God. I am sorry for those that call theirselves gay.
It is absolutely nonsense.
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EMAIL: comments@scribbling.net
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DATE: 03/04/2004 08:42:23 PM
Tom, this excellent article holds up so well three years later, and is so relevant given the gay marriage furor in the US right now. Thanks.
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EMAIL: skylinemodel@yahoo.com
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DATE: 03/10/2004 10:20:27 PM
I don't understand what is the big deal on gay marriages? It has nothing to do with the people who oppose it. So why are they protesting?
Why should one set of loving, consenting adults be denied a right that other adults have and which will do no damage to anyone else? If same sex partners want to make a commitment to one another, then why should they be prevented from doing so while other adults are allowed to do so? Its kind of like racism. When one is allowed to do soemthing and the others are not because they are different. I think that it should be legal to have gay marriages. I think they should have the same right as heterosexual marriages.
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AUTHOR: jamira jenkins
EMAIL: checa81295ilu@aol.com
IP: 152.163.253.4
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DATE: 04/08/2004 06:49:31 PM
I think that same-sex married should be allow.We can't tell gay people that they are not to be in love or to be married. it's they life and they bedroom. who are we tell them that they can't have that right. we all live in a free crounty. we have the right of speach. we should have the right to married and fuck who we want
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EMAIL: d3br1s@hotmail.com
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I don't even know why heterosexual people even bother to protest, it's not their business. All that is important is to be with the one you love. And sooner or later Gay Marriage is going to be a bigger debate, and even maybe end up a war against one another, because a large amount of people don't like to see others happy. This place is going to fall a part with all the racism.
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<p>Kate and I just returned to the <a href="http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl">Wu-tang</a> name-a-lizer site. Delighted to find out that our flatmate's name translates into <b>CHOCOLATELY SHATNER</b>, which I believe is some kind of stomach disease or a reference to a Star Trek star's sick fetish for Milky Ways (boom boom). Mella, we miss you... [Addendum: Apparently there is a weblog called <a href="http://www.premiumpolar.com/blog/">Chocolately Shatner</a>. Bizarre stuff, indeed...]</p>
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<p>Quote of the night: "I'm sure that's not words." <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Name that film...</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.jonno.com/now/archive/2000_07_09_index.html#463806">Jonno</a> and <a href="http://www.sturtle.com/2000_07_09_archive.html#459890">Sturtle</a> have been discussing my "anti-gay-marriage" piece.</p>
<blockquote>"I understand what he's trying to say: historically, marriage has been a sort of institutionalized inequity, so if queer politics are about reshaping norms and ideas of what's acceptable and getting rid of social inequity, why adopt marriage as one of the planks in our platform? Unfortunately, that sort of philosophy falls on some very hard rocks in the face of legalities that prevent g/l/b/t partners from securing inheritances, visitation rights, and countless other benefits that legally joined partners enjoy (except, of course, in the great state of Vermont)." [<a href="http://www.sturtle.com/2000_07_09_archive.html#459890">Sturtle</a>]</blockquote>
<p>This misses my point, to an extent. I was arguing that we deserved the right to marriage, even if we didn't take it up, but that if we were going to have "legally sanctioned relationships" at all (which I would rather we didn't), they should be considerably more diverse. To make a further point: rather than bemoaning equal access to the financial advantages of hetersexual marriage, perhaps we should be removing those advantages and spreading the financial awards between <b>all</b> of us.</p>
<p>This point is particularly relevant for <a href="http://www.jonno.com/now/archive/2000_07_09_index.html#463806">Jonno</a>'s comments:</p>
<blockquote>"I would've agreed with a lot more of what Tom had to say about gay marriage (and the article he quotes at length) before I had a mortgage to deal with and started resenting the fact that Richard and I pay considerably more taxes than a het couple would in our situation."</blockquote>
<p>But that's exactly the point, isn't it? They have chosen to operate in a similar relationship to marriage (even though they have also chosen to ignore aspects of the heterosexual equivalent) and now think it is unfair that they cannot reap the material rewards that go along with it. I'm more interested in why they are not concerned about the unfairness of people who have not chosen to occupy such a relationship helping to subsidy the lives of married straights! And in this I am asking EVERY single person, whether they be straight or gay, promiscuous or monogamous, serially monogamous etc. etc. etc. <b>Why are married people being financially rewarded?</b></p>
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<p>Considering my current ethical dilemma regarding redesigning, I was delighted to see that <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/2000_07_09_log-archive.html#463125">Weblog Wannabe</a> is just going for it. Go for it, babe!</p>
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<p>[Being an expository piece investigating corporate web site hell and a scientific study of the effects of combined alcohol abuse, loud music and the presence of a television crew]</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.yell.com/awards/">Yell UK Web Awards</a> is a pretty strange creature. Ostensibly for the public, and televised via BBC World to every single country in the world, except of course the UK, it is almost totally predominated by a corporate view of the web and what it is for. Not here do were have awards for the best designed site - no, here we have awards for the best web design agency. In fact only two of the twelve awards are really for sites which aren't commercial, and these are named accordingly - "BEST PERSONAL SITE" (a fairly strange category which means any site NOT run by a large multinational) and "BEST SITE FROM A NON PROFIT MAKING ORGANISATION", which of course prompts the standard jokes about <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>, <a href="http://www.lastminute.com">Last Minute</a> and the inevitable <a href="http://www.boo.com">Boo.com</a>.</p>
<p>Into this corporate creature strides two representatives of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> - one of which is my good self. The site is up for the award "BEST ENTERTAINMENT SITE", which is extremely flattering, but a bit of a misnomer (yet again) for the Time Out site. [The awards are clearly geared towards "types of business" rather than on type of content.]</p>
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<li> <b>Pullquote:</b> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/1/11899.html">Yell if you think Awards Ceremonies are Rubbish</a>
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<p>Jonathon Ross was presenting the awards, and was generally pretty amusing, even though he was clearly reading mostly promotional fluff copy from Yell itself. Meanwhile, David and I were busy exploring the opportunities for drinking Vodka, which were surprisingly limited.</p>
<p>About halfway through the evening the award for "MOST INNOVATIVE USE OF TECHNOLOGY" arrives, and to my complete surprise, <a href="http://www.k10k.com">k10k</a> are nominated. Finally, I think to myself, someone here who really deserves an award, who builds a highly creative site without expecting to become an e-millionaire out of it - someone who actually has passion for the medium.</p>
<p>Of course they don't win. But I start hunting around the room to see if any of the people from the site are actually in the room. I can't see any sight or sound of them. By this stage our quest for Vodka has driven David out of the TV studio itself and he is roaming the building looking for non-wine. A plan begins to form in my mind as I watch yet another corporate president expressing their delight in their award and thanking everyone who has worked hard to get them to float their IPO. I cease to be interested in what the representative of <a href="http://www.tescodirect.com">tescodirect.com</a> might say.</p>
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<li> <b>Pullquote:</b> <a href="http://www.iwks.com/news/july2000/0499.asp">Mondus wins Yell Awards</a>
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<p>David returns to the table - our barman has finally come up trumps, and I have text messaged David, "Vodka has arrived! Return to Base Camp immediately!" Time Out's award is up next. I am increasingly nervous for some reason, particularly when I realise that I am going to go up on the stage with David and say a couple of words with him if we win. And win we do.</p>
<p>With my hands in my pockets I sheepishly follow the rather exuberant David up to the platform. We shake Mr Ross' hand and David turns to the audience with a huge grin on his face, says that everyone seems to have been very serious, thanks Bart Simpson, Eric Cartman from South Park and the barman who supplied our "Special Water" and then stands aside.</p>
<p>Before they get a chance to turn on the dirge-like music which means our little speech-slot is over, I bounce over to the microphone. Lights shine in my face, and two hundred mildly drunk corporate people loom at me out of the darkness.</p>
<p>With mounting horror and staring resolutely at my feet I say something to the effect of: "The heart and soul of the net is the individual creative and personal website - and I'd just like to say that I'm delighted to see that all the representatives of the Personal category and particularly <a href="http://www.k10k.com">k10k</a> have been recognised here tonight."</p>
<p>Suddenly extremely embarrassed (and yet proud of myself) I stand aside, shake Jonathon Ross's hand and stand for the press shots, looking as sheepish as I can possibly imagine. "Nice speech", he says...</p>
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<p>I've been looking for some coverage of the <a href="http://www.yell.co.uk">Yell Awards</a> all over the place, but I can't seem to find any at all. Has anyone actually seen anything about it <b>anywhere</b> on the web? [<a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">E-mail me</a>]</p>
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<p>I love <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/fame/">A List Apart</a>. I really do. But is anyone bored of the <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/fame/">anti-weblog</a> riff? It's a banal conversation at the best of times. It's <b>good</b> that they are easy to build (html isn't exactly the trickiest language itself - would it be better if you had to code in C++? Would the content be any good then?), because it makes the web less elitist - makes the information online and the ability to communicate available to <b>everyone</b>. And so what if you get a fair amount of crap? There are many more crap sites out there which are <b>not</b> powered by <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">blogger</a> than ones that are... If it makes a designer more lazy, well that's his/her fault - not the fault of the tool.</p>
<p>It's like my whole thing with Dreamweaver. I look at the tool and think to myself - <b>why</b> is this program popular? It's an idiotic waste of space that generates messy, unclear, unreadable, fat and buggy code. And yet people use it because it makes their lives easier. I hate the program, but I can't fault the content of some of the sites built with it. And Blogger doesn't produce ugly code at all, it just provides a basic and surprisingly flexible way of working with daily content.</p>
<p>Or to put it in a more memorable way: <b>Dreamweaver and Blogger don't bore people. People bore people.</b></p>
<p>One final quote:</p>
<blockquote>"What if everyone spoke their minds and actually put some effort into it? How about presenting who you are - what you are made of - what drives your inner being? Take a chance and create without bounds. Don't waste the power the web has given us in a hit-seeking circle jerk."</blockquote>
<p>If you haven't found a weblog that does this stuff, then you haven't been looking very hard. And if you haven't been looking very hard, then piss off...</p>
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<p>Finally, today I stumbled upon a weblog called <a href="http://atbyrio.port5.com/archive/?date=2000_07_16&blog=bad.php&entry=483424">Bad Blogs</a>. And how did I stumble upon it? I did a search for barbelith at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> and it came out top. And I quote: "Barbelith would usually escape our fire..." <b>Phew!</b> - thank goodness for that...</p>
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<p>When I survey the epic terrain of my web presence from a dispassionate stance what I see worries me. Not because I am particularly self-indulgent (which I can be, admittedly), not because I am particularly dull (although, god knows, I can be) but more because in all my ramblings, no matter their worth, I see discussions of gay marriage, political insurrection, anti-American rhetoric, a desire to blow things up, barely contained aggression, as well as a site which broadly declares <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">Anarchy for the Masses</a> and a <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">discussion forum</a> populated by (charming) anti-establishment types, advocating everything from mind-expanding drugs and casual sex, to wholesale anti-capitalist rants. Some of these individuals have even been confessing their sins in this public space. And some of these sins... Sheesh - it's enough to make any god fearing young woman all a-fluster.</p>
<p>And of course, there is my <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/wyle.htm">Noah Wyle</a> site from the stone ages which I look at and get a bit embarrassed about. Which none of you people are supposed to know about, because it's really humiliating and I want you to take me <blink>seriously</blink>. [It was very successful - even mentioned on <a href="http://www.ggower.com/fans/">Obsessive Fan Sites</a>.]</p>
<p>So why does all this worry me? Because the combination of "left-wing", "politically engaged", "trashy celebrity hound" and "reader of anarchist literature" (reader of <b>any</b> literature for that matter) <b>must</b> make me worthy of a file at whatever <a href="http://www.nsa.gov/">vast</a> <a href="http://www.fbi.gov/">intelligence</a> <a href="http://www.cia.gov/">gathering</a> operation that America is throwing the largest amount of money at this month. [I wonder if they have referrer logs?]</p>
<p>Which brings us (finally) around to the story that prompted this tirade, nameably <b>"Tom tries to get PGP to thumb a finger (?) at Echelon and Carnivore"</b>. As you probably know, it is illegal to export decent cryptography out of the US, which has resulted in a number of conflicts and potential conflicts, with products such as Apple's high-end G4s and the Neil Stephenson book Cryptonomicon, causing controversy when attempts have been made to send them out of the country. [Reasons for stopping export - foreign people might use these techniques and we all know what <b>they</b> are like, because we watched <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0187393">The Patriot</a> the other day, didn't we kids!]</p>
<p>So I go to <a href="http://www.downloads.com">downloads.com</a> and see what us lowly Europeans are allowed to get our greasy mitts upon. And clicking through to the download page I am asked a series of questions about how American I am. Figuring that this is a bit like that bit on the visa waiver forms you get in planes on the way to America which asks things something like "Are you a member of a terrorist organisation?" and "Are you planning to stick the President's severed head up your rectum?" - ie. something that no one really takes seriously - I declare my allegiance to the flag and press proceed.</p>
<p>Only to be confronted by a "you're not <b>really</b> in America <b>are</b> you?" kind of message. They've clearly run a check on my IP address and worked out what country I'm busy plotting in. Darn it. What now? What shall I do to find out more PGP information? I decide to wander over to <a href="http://www.cryptography.org">cryptography.org</a> and see what they have to say.But they ask the same questions! And again they check my IP address! And again I am refused entry! This time I'm shunted off to a list of more "appropriate" websites for the geographically abnormal (ie. non-American) and politically dubious (ie. non-American).</p>
<p>But this time I'm not taking it lying down. I figure that a site dedicated to crypto <b>must</b> be pretty impregnable. But then it occurs to me - maybe they don't <b>want</b> to be. Maybe they are fulfilling their minimum legal obligations, and are actually gagging to be broken into. This seems to be the case, because anyone world-wide can sneak into the site with just a little bit of legally dubious American impersonation and a quick trip over to <a href="http://www.anonymizer.com">anonymizer.com</a>. So go on kids - find yourself a nice juicy secret and blab it all over the place. The information economy of the 21st century has arrived.<p>
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<p>A <a href="http://www.bionicom.net/archives/2000_07_09_index.html#462433">few</a> <a href="http://psionic.nu/2000_07_09_psionicarchive.htm#461810">people</a> seem think I fell from the womb an angry crusader for queer politics. In fact nothing could be further from the truth. I started my big gay life as the biggest anti-queen you can imagine - my main mission was to try to convince people that gay people were basically identical to straight people, and that people who thought differently were basically stereotyping. I still believe that a lot of people who think gay people are different are basically stereotyping, but I've become increasingly comfortable with the idea of difference. Fair enough if you want to have a monogamous relationship with someone your entire life. Why call it marriage? Why make a contract out of it? Why do it in front of god? Why does it change your legal status? Your tax status?</p>
<p>Gay people have been hindered by a large number of legal and social restrictions over the last few decades. But along with this absence of rights came the necessity of figuring out how to do relationships between two men or two women that worked. For some people this meant a "butch" partner and a "femme" partner - in a fashion that directly aped heterosexual relationships of power of the time. For others it meant monogamous coupledom. For still others random sex and a tight-knit relationship with friends, multiple partners or no partners. But all of them felt less of a <b>requirement</b> to settle down, find the man/woman of their dreams and move into a house with a white-picket fence. In the past, we have been forced not to be complacent and this has provided some wonderful alternatives to "marriage".</p>
<p>So it would certainly be my opinion that gay people shouldn't get married in any legal sense of the word. Why revel in the sanctioning of your particular perversion? Why be legitimated while all the alternatives that have been developed over the last hundred years are still frowned upon? There's just no need to sign a piece of paper. Instead, make a stand for difference and variety between communities, and between members of the same community. Have a relationship by all means. Move in. Stay with them forever. But don't get married. And don't do it <b>for me</b>...</p>
<p>One final thought takes us ten, twenty years down the line. When you've sucessfully separated the "good/married" gay people from the "bad/non-married/sex-crazed" gay people, what makes you think that the latter won't be stigmatised again, like they were during the AIDS tensions of the eighties?</p>
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<p>God. There is just so much I want to get through today, and there just isn't the slightest chance I am going to manage it. Potted summary of a couple of things:</p>
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<li> <b>Birthday</b><br />
Oh god. I'm 28 on Wednesday. The fact horrifies me so completely it's untrue. Anyway, I had a party on Saturday night which was really strange but quite entertaining. I don't know that I have much to say about it though. Um. Nope.
<li> <b>Interviewed by The Evening Standard</b><br />
Yesterday evening I went to be interviewed by a reporter for London's Evening Standard, who was doing an article on weblogs and weblogging for the IT section. <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> is going to be interviewed as well, to get a "woman's eye view". I wonder if there actually is any difference between the genders in the weblogging stakes. It's never even occurred to me. Anyway - we talked about a lot of weblogs - she knew a lot about the subject, but I'm afraid that my e-vangelical (sorry about the 90s style pun) enthusiasm about the web might have bored her slightly! Two full tapes (both sides) in her dictaphone later (and only one vodka and tonic) we finally part company. I told her if she wrote anything mean then I'd post her name, address and e-mail address up on the site and we'd go and sort her out. I was kidding of course...
<li> <b>The Patriot</b><br />
I went to see this film finally, thinking that it couldn't be possibly as bad as the English papers said that it was. It couldn't be <b>that</b> offensive. Afterwards I went straight over to <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a> and wrote a scathing review of the film. Just in case they don't publish it, here it is in full:
<blockquote>I've never seen a film with such astonishing revisionist tendencies as The Patriot. Its slamming of the child-eating, church-burner, deviant British is pure racism, and based on eschewing American cultural responsibility for things like slavery. In the film the claymationalike Gabriel says something facetious like, "we are fighting for a new world, and things will be new in it, not like that silly old old world where they have slavery. we'll not have any of that in the good old US of A"...
The fact that the British outlawed slavery forty years before America apparently means nothing. And the fact that when the country actually got around to it they actually had to have another whole war because one side really wanted to keep African Americans in chains - these things mean nothing to the creators of the Patriot, who are only interested in playing the evil, corrupt, power crazed, racist big monarchist bad guys against the simple farmer folk who love black people and freedom and don't really even WANT to fight and who are actually Australian in upbringing.
As films go, this one is insulting to all concerned, and particularly insulting to history and vague formless notions like TRUTH and JUSTICE (and through association, we would LIKE to assume, the American way)...
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<li> <b>HSX</b><br />
Speaking of movie-related stuff, they have finally gotten around to redesigning <a href="http://www.hsx.com">HSX</a> which is good. It's still my favourite way of filling in a spare half hour or so, and I have so far managed to extend my initial $2 million investment up to a respectable $24 million. And all that without being in the country to feel the buzz on upcoming films...
<li> <b>Meg 14 July</b><br />
And I thought <a href="http://www.megnut.com/archive.asp?which=2000_07_01_archive.inc#473402">everything had been resolved</a>...
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My posts have been so ridiculously long of late, that I have instituted horizontal rules between them to help people figure out which is which. My next plan - t-shirts that read "Tom is your friend" and "Tom loves you"...<p>
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Finally. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> is back in the land of the blog-active. And with hands covered in urine, no less. How ... revealing! Still - it's good to have him back...<p>
On a completely unrelated note, does anyone actually have the image that is missing from the article about the <a href="http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/0007/trinity-image.shtml">Mac G4 Cube</a> at Apple Insider. Seems that Apple threatened legal action. I'd love to get me a copy of that...<p>
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<p>Let's ignore for a moment the fact that it is my 28th Birthday today, and that I am completely weirded out by that, and that I don't really want to think about it, but that it keeps appearing in my head like some spectre of impending death. Let's also ignore these disturbing figures: Ten years since I left school, two years until thirty, several betrayals, seven years on the net. Please god, let us ignore much of what I've done this decade: somewhere in the region of six hundred trips to the cinema [working out at about �3000], ten different homes, innumerable arguments with my mother, around twenty flatmates and enough coca-cola to submerge a small country. Finally, let us be sure to ignore my accomplishments: a degree, a couple of abortive relationships, three and a half years working on a doctorate that never came to anything, nine months of temping, a journalism re-training course, five or six websites of greater or lesser quality, and a minor depressive episode.</p>
<p>I should put it all into an Excel spreadsheet. Or perhaps a web stats package. Referrals, impressions, hits.<p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.jezebel.com">jezebel</a> for the wonderful card!</p>
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<p>I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who sent me an e-mail or an e-card to wish me Happy Birthday. Thanks, everyone! Really cheered me up!</p>
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<p>I've been waiting for this for a while, and I have finally been rewarded for my patience. Full glorious photos of Apple's new products - gorgeous, unholy, beautiful evil things like a new <a href="http://www.apple.com/keyboard/">keyboard</a>, a new <a href="http://www.apple.com/powermaccube/">cube</a> computer (not much use to me, admittedly having just bought one) and a new <a href="http://www.apple.com/mouse/">mouse</a> that can only have emerged fully formed and perfect from Aphrodite's armpit in that Botticelli painting. I am drooling as if drool never went out of fashion (1800s, if you're interested). It's like Steve Jobs is personally seducing me. He might as well put on suspenders and stand outside my house going, "Hey there, fancy a good time?". Except that might be a bit gross. Oh My God. Anyway, who would have thought technology could be quite this gobsmackingly wonderful?</p>
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<p>I'm a bit weirded out by <a href="http://www.dvdauthority.com/dvdauth/barbelith.htm">dvdauthority.com</a> apparent working specs for a barbelith rip-off site (including the name of my site in the URL of all things). Anyone know what it's about? Bizarre....</p>
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<p>I had to bash together a quick Oasis interview page in the very narrow confines of Time Out's templates yesterday. In about half an hour I produced this: <a href="http://www.timeout.com/features/oasis.html">The Brothers Grim</a>. It's OK, I guess...</p>
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<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> found <a href="http://www.evil-pupil.com/epv2/index.html">Evil Pupil</a>. I went to it. I thought it was great. I put it on my weblog. The End.<p>
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<p><b>Tom's thoughts on cryptography</b></p>
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<li> FACT ONE: There is increasing invasion of privacy by governments<br />
There is no denying that the surveillance of the public is at an all time high in Europe and America at the moment. In London we find ourselves routinely watched everywhere we go by closed-circuit cameras everywhere we go. In fact in Central London, the Big Brother TV show is advertising itself by putting up stickers pointing towards cameras. They cover the city like a blanket. The same is true on the net. Projects like the intimated Echelon and the FBI's Carnivore program are designed to search through all e-mails and track certain words like "KILL PRESIDENT CLINTON, DAMMIT". The functionality of such machines however is prone to abuse. Because you have to scan every e-mail that goes through, without the slightest evidence that the person who writes the message has committed any kind of crime, <b>everyone's</b> privacy is invaded.
<li> FACT TWO: Computer power and technology is improving the ability to track and collate informatiom<br />
It makes sense that the programs that discern whether or not an e-mail is from a terrorist will improve in time, but all this means is that individual types of people will be easier to track. And as computer power increases as well, we could be getting to the stage where a search placed could produce a list approximating every active gay or black person in a certain area of the world. Look out for words like Popstarz and Old Compton Street. All this <b>really</b> means of course is that if someone <b>wants</b> to find out about you in intricate detail they will be able to. Of course, there has to be some good reason to <b>want</b> to, doesn't there? Doesn't there?
<li> FACT THREE: Encryption is the best chance for private communication.<br />
If you want something private kept private, the best option is to encrypt it. However problems arise through this as well. While most e-mails are not (for example) PGP encrypted, the people who <b>do</b> decide to encrypt will be immediately noticeable through the same keyword searching process (in this case, PGP would probably do it). Suddenly all people who wish their correspondence kept private are marked as <b>exactly</b> the kind of people who probably shouldn't want to.
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<p>This leads me to this conclusion: It's only if we routinely encrypt our <b>trivial</b> e-mail that we have the slightest chance of maintaining the privacy of our lives. Enough encrypted trivial e-mail should swamp the stuff that needs to be completely private amongst a wash of personal correspondence. I urge you all now. Get PGP <b>now</b> and send me a message to <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Grant Morrison</b>: "The word 'BARBELiTH' is derived from a dream I had when I was about 20 or 21 and coincided with my first structured 'magical' experiences and a minor nervous breakdown (in the dream, BARBELiTH was the name of some higher dimension or alternate reality). Like a lot of stuff in INVISIBLES I used the name unconsciously when I needed something to call the red circle that represents our Universe's placental twin. I'd taken the etymology as far as 'bearded stone', which seems much less interesting and less weirdly appropriate than 'alien stone'. My real life is getting more like the comic every day (in ways I should have suspected but didn't really expect on this scale). There's more on the red circle and its many meanings in DOOM PATROL #54, I just realised. That issue was written in near-trance so fuck only knows what's been trying to get through all these years."</p>
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<p>Is it my imagination or does this <a href="http://www.riothero.com/europe/">incredibly disturbing page</a> [thanks Mark] keep refreshing every twenty seconds?</p>
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<p>It's been a while since I talked about the new proposed top-level domains that <a href="http://www.icann.org">ICANN</a> are currently considering. There have been loads of articles about this recently (see below), but I have written up some of my queries on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2548">Metafilter</a> for discussion.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?j8372288">New TLDs Approved by ICANN but Doubts Remain</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?j8355736">ICANN names new TLDs</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?j8332686">New Top-Level Domains Near</a></li>
<li><a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?j8326902">ICANN adds domains names, stores up troubles</a></li>
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<p><b>Offensive/Weird Quote from <a href="http://www.britannica.com">Britannica.com</a>:</b></p>
<blockquote>"<a href="http://www.britannica.com/bcom/eb/article/6/0,5716,118186+29+109830,00.html">Psychosexual disorders</a>: Homosexuality and psychosexual dysfunctions such as impotence are treated in the articles sexual behaviour, human and homosexuality. The following section is concerned with disorders of gender identity and with preferences for unusual or bizarre sexual practices or objects."</blockquote>
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<ol><li> FACT ONE: There is increasing invasion of privacy by governments. There is no denying that the surveillance of the public is at an all time high in Europe and America at the moment. In London we find ourselves routinely watched everywhere we go by closed-circuit cameras everywhere we go. In fact in Central London, the Big Brother TV show is advertising itself by putting up stickers pointing towards cameras. They cover the city like a blanket. The same is true on the net. Projects like the intimated Echelon and the FBI's Carnivore program are designed to search through all e-mails and track certain words like "KILL PRESIDENT CLINTON, DAMMIT". The functionality of such machines however is prone to abuse. Because you have to scan every e-mail that goes through, without the slightest evidence that the person who writes the message has committed any kind of crime, <b>everyone's</b> privacy is invaded. <li> FACT TWO: Computer power and technology is improving the ability to track and collate information. It makes sense that the programs that discern whether or not an e-mail is from a terrorist will improve in time, but all this means is that individual types of people will be easier to track. And as computer power increases as well, we could be getting to the stage where a search placed could produce a list approximating every active gay or black person in a certain area of the world. Look out for words like Popstarz and Old Compton Street. All this <b>really</b> means of course is that if someone <b>wants</b> to find out about you in intricate detail they will be able to. Of course, there has to be some good reason to <b>want</b> to, doesn't there? Doesn't there? <li> FACT THREE: Encryption is the best chance for private communication. If you want something private kept private, the best option is to encrypt it. However problems arise through this as well. While most e-mails are not (for example) PGP encrypted, the people who <b>do</b> decide to encrypt will be immediately noticeable through the same keyword searching process (in this case, PGP would probably do it). Suddenly all people who wish their correspondence kept private are marked as <b>exactly</b> the kind of people who probably shouldn't want to. </ol>
<p>All of which leads me to this conclusion: It's only if we routinely encrypt our <b>trivial</b> e-mail that we have the slightest chance of maintaining the privacy of our lives. Enough encrypted trivial e-mail should swamp the stuff that needs to be completely private amongst a wash of personal correspondence. I urge you all now. Get PGP <b>now</b> and send me a message to <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com</a>.</p>
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When filling in forms, lie whenever possible. Never tell the same story twice. That way, how are the data mienrs going to tell which story is true? ... and never put your real name on forms like this ;-)
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<p>I've been really slack the last few days. I've been trying to recover from huge work stresses last week which set up shop in my mind and wouldn't leave, no matter how many times I tried to evict them. I'm thinking of declaring this a themed week and going for that old stalwart, romantic love, as an appropriate subject matter - particularly after seeing High Fidelity over the weekend (interesting but slightly depressing). I don't know, though. The whole thing seems a little cheesy.</p>
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<p>My parents always used to go on really boring holidays. Their idea of a great holiday was to find a house with a pool two miles down a dirt track, which was itself 2 miles away from the nearest <b>village</b>. So, while I travelled quite a bit when I was a kid, it wasn't until I was 15 that I actually went somewhere to <b>see</b> things. I went to Turkey with school. I was 16 when I went to Greece. I was 18 when I went to America, and 21 before I went back and did the parts of Europe I'd missed the first time. <A href="JavaScript:globe('http://www.riothero.com/europe/europetour.html')" onMouseOver="window.status='europe tour'; return true"
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<p>I've been reading this really interesting article at Hack the Planet: <a href="http://wmf.editthispage.com/discuss/msgReader$1469">"Route around the labels"</a>, which describes a form of voluntary payment scheme for MP3s. To be honest, I've read it a couple of times and some of the technical aspects escape me (I'm tired, OK?).</p>
<p>Anyway, I was thinking about it, and it occurred to me that I couldn't see why this system couldn't be adapted to preserve copyright integrity and get people to pay for music. I know a lot of people don't like this idea, but in the whole Napster vs Metallica debate, I have to confess I think I'm somewhere in the middle.</p>
<p>Let me go into a little detail about my idea (which isn't that different from the one at Hack the Planet, I fear). Imagine a company that sells/distributes decent, trusted encryption software - say for example PGP. If they wanted to, they could produce a PGP enabled MP3 player, which decrypted on the fly. The individual puts their public "PGMP3" key into a PGMP3 server. Then when they select an MP3 they want to download, it is encrypted according to their public key, sent to them and can only be listened to on the PGMP3 player which contains their private key.</p>
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<li> <b>What if you want to listen to them on more than one computer?</b><br />
As long as you have your own private key, you can put it on whatever piece of software/players you like. However since the MP3 is encoded using your public key, ONLY software/players with your private key in them will be able to play it.
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<li> <b>What's to stop people disseminating private keys?</b><br />
You make the private key like the PIN number of a bank account - the private key is generated for you when you sign up to buy music from a record company. This is attached to your user name, which uses that 1-Click nonsense to allow you to buy the music you want. The crucial part is that you have to give a credit card number when you get the private key and you can only <b>buy</b> stuff using it as well. Thus if your private key is gone, anyone can buy music using your credit card. That'll discourage people.</li>
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<p>I mean - there are probably considerable technical issues I've neglected here, but it seems like a pretty reasonable and basic idea to me. <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Opinions?</a></p>
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<p>Further to yesterday's post, there is more about <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,37781,00.html">the legal difficulties of mp3.com and napster</a> over at Wired news at the moment. I'm in the middle of discussing it with people over at <a href="news:alt.security.pgp">alt.security.pgp</a> as well at the moment. I don't think it is necessarily the ideal place to have the discussion, but I needed to know if it was technically possible, and it looked like the best place to start...</p>
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<p>You can always trust the opinions of someone who likes <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">Hunky Dory</a>.</p>
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<p>So there's this guy at work called Duncan, and he's a designer with this large consultancy firm, but the poor love hasn't had a web site for ages, which I thought was a bit lame really, because if you are a web-designer you really should have <b>something</b> that you can show people, or that demonstrates that you are committed to the medium etc etc. So I come in today, and he's compiled this interesting interface to a small directory of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/khloeinteractive/">interesting design sites</a>.</p>
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<p>It's a site that has been all around the British media, praised almost without exception for its biting wit and foul mouth. It's a site that takes a bastion of British life - the Radio Times - and then rips it to shreds, exposing the hypocrisy and pointessness of television in the UK and television in general. It's a site that probably 9/10s of all British people have already seen, and which only 1% of the world outside the country will even vaguely understand. So why am I mentioning it? <a href="http://www.tvgohome.com/">Because it's bloody bloody funny...</a></p>
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<p>Weblogs (at least those with online diary content) are strange things. They force you to make decisions about which parts of your life are open to everyone and which parts of your life should remain discreetly behind closed doors. Even more so, they force you to decide (at some level) which parts of your life are <b>entertaining</b> enough to be open to everyone.</p>
<p>With a few exceptions (<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_07_16_xeno.htm#492627">28th birthday</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_07_09_xeno.htm#464716">the Yell Awards</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_07_02_xeno.htm#441567">Mark and Vance in the UK</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_07_02_xeno.htm#419458">Groucho Club</a>), I have hardly been writing about my life at all recently - and when I look back over my <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/xeno.htm">archive</a> I can see that this trend started when I last saw Max. [cross referenced for your pleasure: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_06_11_xeno.htm#329434">11 June</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_06_11_xeno.htm#354579">17 June</a>] For a long time after the last disaster, it was almost like excised my personal life completely. I just got on with business. As a direct result of being gutted, I felt I had no inside left to write about...</p>
<p>But over the last couple of weeks it has all been seeping back. The run-up to my birthday was very much one of those times when you look around you and think to yourself - <b>"what have I achieved?"</b>, <b>"why do I bother?"</b>. This is pretty much run of the mill stuff, except that this year I started thinking about questions like - <b>"why am I alone?"</b>. A few years ago I pretty much made peace with being single - it seemed to me that my life was going pretty well without the additional luxury of actually going out with people. After all, if you want fantasy, romance and love you can rent a trashy video. And there's very little else that a relationship can provide that you can't find somewhere else.</p>
<p>And yet in the background now, I feel the questions still lurking, unanswered. I don't really know what's caused their reappearance - I went to see High Fidelity last weekend, and that compounded the anxieties of my birthday. I had some unromantic, but highly enjoyable ... fun. Then I watched Dawson's Creek with Mella, and watched her invest huge amounts of energy in the burgeoning relationship of Pacey and Joey. We got incredibly drunk on vodka and talked. She put her finger on part of the problem almost immediately - she said that getting older would be fine if it came with all the trappings it is supposed to. The late twenty-something should have a reasonable job with career prospects, a relationship that has lasted a while and should be thinking about things like mortgages and making some kind of long-term committment. To be that age <b>without</b> those things - well it's like some kind of cruel joke.</p>
<p>Anyway. I've decided to let you in on the joke, I think. I think that's what this posts about - it's about getting some personal content out there again - picking up my guts from off the floor and putting them onto the web. It may not be entertaining, but it's as <b>real</b> as you can get. And maybe that's more important.</p>
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<p>I've been inside all day, on one of the nicest days of the year, and why? Because I'm finally getting some redesigning done - getting some code together which isn't completely awful. Picture the scene - I've got a mock-up in Photoshop of what I want to achieve, I have worked out how I should go about achieving it, I set to work, and gradually (very gradually) it comes together. I'm quite proud of it - I'm using a rather clever table structure (or at least I think I am), when suddenly I decide to check it in Netscape.</p>
<p>Of course the structure is all completely in place, and working perfectly. Except that the cell background, which is fundamental to the design of the page, is suddenly replicated in every cell of the nested tables within it. I slap my head in horror. "Of course", I say, (scream?) " I had completely forgotten that Netscape 4.x cannot handle images as cell backgrounds very well. But if I make it a page background, it's going to make the page slow to download. Damn it! I wonder if <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">anyone has any ideas</a> as to how I can get around this problem without using a background image? Hmmm."</p>
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<p>I'll admit it. Even though I love <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a>, I still thought that the <a href="http://www.aalgar.com/aalcorp/062900/index.html">iTari</a> pisstake was funny. It's not as good as the <a href="http://www.ibrator.com">iBrator</a> though...</p>
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<p>The redesign is proceeding apace, and with it comes all the usual anxieties - that the new design isn't as good as the last, that it isn't as clear, that it doesn't fill the page as well, that it basically just doesn't have the <b>spark</b> of the last one. Of course I haven't got the slightest idea whether or not any of that is true or not. How could I? I've been staring at it for hours. My latest attempt to acheive something exciting with it involves the introduction of a new colour. Unlike much of my other work, this page at present contains absolutely no orange. This must change immediately...</p>
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<p>Stayed up until 1am last night (big deal - half an hour later than normal) to watch the MTV Movie Awards on <a href="http://www.channel4.com">Channel 4</a>. Why can't the Oscars be like that? It was great fun!</p>
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<p>Oh the young scamps. <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and <a href="http://www.eod.com">EOD</a> play "swap the designs". Which brings me to my other idea. I'm thinking about putting this current template out for anyone to use once the redesign comes into affect. Should anyone want it of course. I'll make some kind of .zip file of it all and people can download it, use it for their sites or bugger around with it to their heart's content. Whether anyone <b>will</b> of course is a completely other matter...</p>
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<p><b>Ways to become famous #1</b> [the first in a series]: Taking the lead from such prominent celebrities as Sarah Jessica Parker and Sarah Michelle Geller, add the name "Sarah" to the beginning of name, thus producing media friendly nomenclature: "Sarah Thomas Coates". Hang out with celebrity friends <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Sarah Katherine Lindemann</a>, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Sarah Mark Olynciw</a>, <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Sarah Derek Powazek</a> and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Sarah Jason Kottke</a>. Sip cocktails provocatively. Arch an eyebrow.</p>
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<p><b>Tom's Fucked Up Dream Life</b> [the first in a series]: So I'm lying on this bed, fully clothed, half buried under a pile of cushions, with <a href="http://www.geocities.com/ladyjunhuu/Josh/">Pacey</a> <a href="http://joshuaj.iscool.net/">Witter</a> (from Dawson's Creek, also fully clothed) using me as a pillow. He's talking to Dawson (also fully clothed - sheesh - you guys have dirty minds), who is at the other end of the bed. They are discussing whether or not they've ever had a same sex experience in this slightly "Dare you!" kind of way. I am really relaxed but completely fascinated by the nape of Pacey's neck and the warmth that his body is putting out.</p>
<p>Then suddenly, for no reason at all, I am outside the house, where it is raining heavily and night. I am on some kind of quick provisions foray, trying to find something. At a tiny roundabout I stop and ask a policeman the way back. But as I try to return, the hill gets incredibly steep and I suddenly get this overwhelming conviction that I have accidentally killed someone in some kind of automotive accident, and that I ran away and no one knows. Consumed by guilt I try to return to the house, but the hill keeps getting steeper and steeper and it begins to rain more and more heavily, and there is wind and more wind and darkness and noise and I suddenly wake up still convinced that I had a car accident and killed someone and feeling strangely cheated by my Pacey dream.</p>
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<p>So my mother and my little brother are coming down to London this coming weekend. Kate and Mella, my flatmates are off on holiday on Saturday, and are not returning for a week and a half - so it seemed like a good time for the family to visit. Now all I have to do is figure out what to <b>do</b> with them. And tidy up the flat, do my washing, finish off any web work I have to do etc etc. Still, it'll be cool to see my little brother...</p>
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Dear Ms <a href="http://neverthere.net/rachael/blog/index.html">Elastico</a>,<p>
I read your recent comment about my site with considerable interest and attach a part below so that anyone who wishes to comment can do so.
<blockquote>"After some consideration, I've realized that this blog is the equivalent of those websites we made when we first got the web. You know, the ones that we tried to make up creative content for but it was always just a pointless page full of our very unneeded opinions. And yes, unneeded is a word. Barbelith, however, isn't a word. I think I read it was the name of a kingdom in Tom's dream."</blockquote>
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<p>In the UK, there is this extremely successful young gay businessman called Ivan Massow. He is also, unfortunately, drop dead gorgeous. He is the friend of a friend of mine and I've met him a couple of times in passing. Unfortunately he has had one major flaw - his political leanings. Until very recently he has been the UK equivalent of a rampaging Republican - people we like to call "Tories" - whether or not other names might be more suitable.</p>
<p>Mr Massow has been feted by Margaret Thatcher, spoken at Tory Party Conferences and stood up in front of the whole gay community (from whom he has made considerable amounts of money by <a href="http://www.massow.com">selling them insurance</a>) and declared his allegiance to the party that has consistently tried to keep the divisive Section 28. But all this has now changed - it's just been on Newsnight that he has defected to Labour!</p>
<p>I've tried to find some copy about this on the web, but completely without success - it's a real breaking story and hasn't got to them yet. So consider this a web exclusive: <b>YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!</b> [More news as I have it]</p>
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<p>More on Ivan Massow:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_862000/862414.stm">BBC News</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/Thatcher/Story/0,2763,349619,00.html">Guardian Unlimited</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/000801/4/aet0v.html">Yahoo! News</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.massow.co.uk">Massow Associates</a></li>
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Today's game, <b><a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">Name A Friend From A Baby Picture</a></b> [<a href="mailto:Sangammon@disinfo.net"">E-mail him for clues or to comment on his cherubic hair</a>]<p>
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Thanks to <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/">Neale</a> for incorporating one of my lines into <a href="http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/dotcompton.html">"Da Bomb Rap by Front-End"</a>. To quote:
<blockquote>"yo this is homey.d.j.action-item empowering and embracing the love of the internet and telling everyone that the heart and soul of the net is the individual creative and personal website."</blockquote>
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Revealed - a <a href="http://www.yell.com/awards/win_bee.html">picture of myself and David</a> schmoozing at the Yell.com awards. I'm the one next to Mr Ross...<p>
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So I have an idea for the next project after <a href="http://bigbrother.terra.com">Big Brother</a>. I call it "Lord of the Flies' Celebrity Big Brother Quake Castaway Deathmatch", and involves introducing novel ideas like easily transmittable diseases, LSD-spiked foods, a ready supply of chainsaws, axes and chest freezers, permanently red strobe lighting and the sound of faraway crying babies, to a community isolated away from all other human contact. I thought ideal inhabitants for the LotFCBBQCD camp might include: Sir Cliff Richard, Charles Manson, the Queen Mother, Annabel Chong, Margaret Thatcher, Weird Al Jancovic, Doctor Dre, Ozzy Osbourne, Victoria Beckham &amp; Germaine Greer. Not because I don't like them particularly, but because I think you <b>really</b> need to get a range of human experience. <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Opinions?</a><p>
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Nice people I met for the first time when I was on AIM tonight: <a href="http://www.robotgirl.org">robotgirl</a>, <a href="http://joopy.simplenet.com">ellie</a>, <a href="http://www.sheepish.org/geoff/">geoff</a>, <a href="http://www.sheepish.org/nick/">nick doro</a>, <a href="http://www.uglygeek.com">charlene</a>, <a href="http://www.sheepish.org/andy/">sheepish andy</a>, <a href="http://go.disaster.nu">erica</a>. People I knew already but are still nice: <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>, <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/">Andy</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com" taret="_blank">Megnut</a>.<p>
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<p>More on Mr Massow:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://news6.thdo.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid%5F862000/862806.stm">Ivan Massow: Gay Abandon</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://news6.thdo.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk%5Fpolitics/newsid%5F862000/862959.stm">A trio of defections</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://news6.thdo.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk%5Fpolitics/newsid%5F863000/863092.stm">Tory Defector Targets Hague</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4047128,00.html">Millionaire Rebel With a Cause</a></li>
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<p>I don't get it. Does anyone really want to see <a href="http://benbrown.com/daily/cds.cgi?c=2000/07/10">Ben Brown's Dick</a>? This is clearly where I've been going wrong all these years - I don't expose my genitals to webcams. I'm doomed to a life of mediocrity. </p>
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<p>I haven't talked much about Big Brother UK to date, although it is intoxicating viewing. In the meantime, while I make up my mind, the BBC has an <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_852000/852861.stm">archive</a> of all their articles on the show.</p>
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<p><b>"Tom goes to get his haircut"</b> (or "Plumbing the Depths of Personal Content on the Web")</p>
<p>In the UK, we get quite a few American TV shows. These shows are on a little after they are on in America depending on who has bought them. Sometimes it's as little as a couple of weeks, sometimes it can be as much as years. Like I say, it depends on who has bought them. Last night, <a href="http://www.fox.com/allymcbeal/episodes/episode101page.htm">Ally McBeal</a> was on (long standing readers may remember my forceful hatred for Ally herself, and my concerns that the series is nothing but 50s reactionary thinking repackaged, much like <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0103850">Bob Roberts</a>, the "rebel conservative"). The episode in question was the one in which it is revealed that Georgia has been meeting Ally's father in a bar, and that they have, in fact recently kissed. Like I say, we're a little behind the US.</p>
<p>So I'm watching this TV program, thinking how it doesn't appear to be as reactionary as usual - that in fact, Billy's "rebel conservative" / "new man in town" act seems to be being used to show Georgia in a good light - as a strong, intelligent career woman who isn't prepared to settle for accepting that her role is to put other people's needs before her own. Billy has, of course, by this point, had his hair dyed blonde, and spends at least a third of his time leering like some kind of weird Aryan frat boy at every piece of skirt that wanders by.</p>
<p>My flatmate's and I are engaged in the weekly game of shouting, "You pathetic woman! Get a spine!" at McBitch herself, along with "Eat some pies, goddammit woman!", "All she ever does is whine!" and "I bet she listens to the <a href="http://www.lighthouse.wildcardrecords.co.uk/">Lighthouse family</a>. I bet she <b>used</b> to listen to <a href="http://www.mariahcarey.com/">Mariah Carey</a>, but now thinks she's a bit lame and is a bit embarrassed, and instead listens to the bloody Lighthouse Family..." In the background, Billy just wanders around, silly hair-dye glowing in the night. We think he's too pathetic to even comment upon.</p>
<p>A day passes. I sleep fitfully and get up to go to work. I have to be in early this morning - I have lots of work to do. After an early meeting (mooching around in my A&F t-shirt, and trying to get some pages mocked-up, I think to myself, "I really need a haircut", so I head off to 'fish' in Soho, which is where I always go. I'm sitting down in the chair while this bloke starts hacking into my hair and then suddenly I decide to say: "Ha! Every time I come in hear, I always mean to talk to someone about getting my hair more exciting!" The guy carries on, and then replies, "You want to have a bit of colour in it? Something that makes it look like you've been in the sun? Go a bit lighter?". </p>
<p>Suddenly, I'm thinking about how crap and old and pointless I've been feeling recently, and how frustrated I have been with my job, and how much I need to get away and have a change. So, with a nervous grin, I agree, and he sets to work with what appears to be a little bowl of paste and a trowel. I sit there quietly staring at the little goo-capped peaks on my head for twenty minutes - to let the colour seep through - and then I am rinsed, blow-dried, a large block of money is removed from my bank account, and I am set loose once more on the streets of London.</p>
<p>As I'm passing a window I notice my reflection. Light strands of hair glint in the sunlight, and suddenly I'm looking at Billy from Ally McBeal once more. Only this time, he's just older, faintly ridiculous, bored with his life and eager for change. And with a snigger in my voice and a spring in my step, I look at myself and say: <b>"There's a new man in town."</b></p>
<p>[Tomorrow - a photograph of the new 'do']</p>
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<p>Things are apparently heating up in the Big Brother house - at least if you believe the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_864000/864916.stm">BBC</a>. They, along with many of the other British papers, are printing pictures of Melanie and Andy apparently engaged in the beginnings of a kiss. Unfortunately, at this stage, I just don't believe it. Look at the picture again - she has her hand on her head in a defensive move, and her expression is very much less ecstatic than it might be.</p>
<p>That doesn't mean, of course, that she's not going to miss him. Nor does it mean that she won't leave if he does. What it does mean is that the press and Channel Four are so desperate for someone to hook up in the house that they will jump on what may be the vaguest stirrings of <b>mutual</b> affection (we all know that Andrew is quite taken with Mel) and blow it out of all proportion.</p>
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<p>You're a sensible lot, and were quite correct. The <a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=1243">results of the poll</a> are in, and the picture of the child with the fox is indeed Nick, a screenwriter.</p>
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<p>Ivan Update:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x8370708">Crme - An insurance office, but not as we know it</a>
<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x8759889">Massow Dumps Tories for Labour</a>
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<p>The Onion is right on the mark again - this time let the <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3626/hersheys_pay_obese.html">chocolate giants</a> feel the wrath of this mighty campaigning organ:</p>
<blockquote>"The five-state class-action suit accused Hershey's of "knowingly and willfully marketing rich, fatty candy bars containing chocolate and other ingredients of negligible nutritional value." The company was also charged with publishing nutritional information only under pressure from the government, marketing products to children, and artificially "spiking" their products with such substances as peanuts, crisped rice, and caramel to increase consumer appeal."</blockquote>
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<p>My mother and little brother arrived in London yesterday. They are staying with me in my flat for a few days while Kate and Mella are out of town. I have to say that part of me was extremely worried about their arrival - I assumed that we'd find it difficult actually "living" together, even for a couple of days. But things have actually been going really well.</p>
<p>Yesterday they arrived about one, and we went out straight away for lunch. My brother is now 5'8", which I find terrifying since he is only 14. Only two inches shorter than me. I'm not sure I like that. Afterwards we wandered into the centre of town, and went to <a href="http://www.selfridges.co.uk">Selfridges</a>, <a href="http://www.gap.com">Gap</a> and various other clothes shops where my mother desperately attempted to buy me shirts, without much luck (I find it hard to find something I like when pressed). Then we wandered over to Leicester Square and saw <a href="http://www.thewholenineyards.net/">The Whole Nine Yards</a>. Which was, I am afraid to say, poor. A quick bite to eat later and I'm up on the net most of the night, while my family collapse in bed asleep.</p>
<p>Today has been similarly busy, albeit in a slightly more cultural way (although my attempts to foster my brother's interests in modern art have failed dismally). We all went to the <a href="http://www.tate.org.uk/">Tate Modern</a>, and managed to work our way through about a third of the building before collapsing under the strain. I managed not to spend to much money in the bookshop either, which <b>has</b> to be a first. We're now mooching around the flat and trying to work out where to eat this evening. It's all very civilised...</p>
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<p>Mr Massow was on television this morning again, with his rather alarming new haircut. The irony is, he's never looked more right wing. My interest in him is long founded and based around the four major features of his life - 1) His apparently strong political beliefs (Tory until proven otherwise). 2) His presence as a prominent figure in the London gay community. 3) His financial success marketing to gay people. 4) His charm, charisma and the fact that he's pretty good looking.</p>
<p>There's something really alarming about this set of characteristics that seems to inspire bizarre reactions in people. His politics seems to play up the bastard angle. Several of my devoutly leftist friends seem to find this a tremendous turn-on when combined with what appears to be his affable charm. Personally, he was the first person to bring me to the stage where I had to confess to be a nontorysexual - by which I mean that I find someone's right wing tendencies to be a more substantial turn-off than pretty much anything else.</p>
<p>In the gay community, he is simultaneously villified and adored - poster boy for a generation of guppies (gay & upwardly mobile - very eighties) while simultaneously seen to have made his fortune off the back of the very kinds of intolerance that keeps other gay people in a position of vulnerability. And now he's turned towards Labour - how do we all feel about that? Honestly - I don't really know.</p>
<p>The most interesting thing about the interview today was how politically simplistic he appeared to be. He basically contrasted the Labour and Conservative parties on the two staple axes that they have been for years. The stereotype is: Labour are good on social justice, but weak on the economy. The Conservatives can run the economy, but they're for a more survival of the fittest, Middle England Anti-Immigration ethos. Ivan put his priorities very firmly down on the side of the economic priority versus social justice, and stated that he felt that the management of the economy under Labour had clearly changed and now he was left between a party that was good on the economy <b>and</b> social justice, and one that heavily prioritised the former. He didn't appear to think there was any other choice to make.</p>
<p>But what about the other issues? The Euro for example? And fox-hunting? The Labour Party has objectives here which are very much against Massow's own. How does he reconcile them? I'm not sure he knows... Whether this makes him self-serving or honest is another question altogether...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x8756692">Ivan, you are wrong</a>
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<p><b>Mothers</b>: My mother never reads my weblog. I think maybe she did once, and then decided that she didn't want to hear about what happened in my life after all. And then stopped. I don't know if that's true or not to be honest. It just seems likely to me. My brother does read my weblog either. I think maybe he's scared to.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>'s mother reads his weblog, and more than that, she reads mine as well. And <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy's</a>. When Katy and I met her when Mark was in town, she said how good she thought weblogs were, and how happy she was that Mark had an outlet for his thoughts, where he could write and get responses from it. I remember thinking at the time what a cool attitude that was, and how she obviously completely knew what she was doing.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut</a>'s mother goes one better. Meg's got her to <b>write</b> her weblog for a while. I can't help thinking that that suggests a really really good relationship - when the mother takes such an active interest in the passions of her children. I kind of think my mother and I have called a truce on this kind of stuff. I think we've figured out between us that there are just some (many?) things that she just doesn't <b>want</b> to know or talk about. So we don't.<p></p>
<p>I don't know what that says about our relationship.<p>
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<p>I'm really letting it all out today - venting left, right and centre - weblogging like there's no tomorrow. Which might indeed be the case if I fulfill my ambition and become an <b>Evil Supercriminal</b>.</p>
<p>When I was a kid, the whole 'evil' thing really didn't appeal to me. I had my hair cut very responsibly, I couldn't handle conflict very well and whenever I went to see a movie, I would come home and desperately try to build the hero's special car or bike or helicopter or plane or spaceship (I saw fairly generic movies) out of the all purpose panacea to being a kid in a village of eighty people in Norfolk with only a phone box for company: <b>Lego</b>.</p>
<p>My imagination would take flight when I was up in my room playing - the room would look like a complete wreck when I had done with it, with mountainous valleys made out of duvets, hidden subterranean bases (Bond) down the back of the sofa, vast forces of heroic lego people on small hover bikes (Star Wars), Helicopters bristling with missle launchers (Blue Thunder), Delorean-alike time-travelling cars (Back to the Future 1, 2 & 3) etc etc etc. But in all of this it was only the heroes that really interested me. Never did I pay the slightest bit of attention to the bad guys.</p>
<p>Until puberty that is, when I became completely and overwhelmingly confused by everything. I'd still frantically read the books with the heroes in them, the comic book good guys were always important to me, the films where the bad guy got trounced were staples of my imaginative life. But I started to get a darker thrill from the presence of the evil supercriminals - people who didn't have respect for society, people who weren't interested in puppies and blonde girls and apple pie and fudge brownies, but instead would prefer to annihilate Frankfurt with a huge gun and an over-fluffed white cat.</p>
<p>It has remained this way throughout my adult life. I want to be a bad guy. I want to rule the world. I want to be the Sherriff of Nottingham, "You! 12.30. You! 12.45. You! 1.00 ... bring a friend..."</p>
<p>And now I know how I can make this dream come true: <a href="http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/index.html">So You've Decided To Be Evil?</a> [via <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">glassdog</a>] </p>
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<p><b>The weblogger's new hair...</b></p>
<p>It's surprisingly difficult to get a decent photo which adequately shows up what are essentially relatively subtle new hair effects, which may go some way to explain why it's taken me so long to find something. This picture, in fact, actually doesn't do it any justice at all, but it was the only one from my recent webcam tests that even vaguely looked right. Judge for yourself.</p>
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<p>I also received a highly entertaining e-mail regarding this hair thing. It reads:</p>
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family in tow, one weblogger with new hair.<br />
<b>"Verdict?:</b> Looking good!"</blockquote>
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I am having substantial difficulty persuading my mother that she needs to go and see Being John Malkovich this evening. She seems convinced that she just won't like it. The problem is, I go and see so many films, that I've pretty much seen all the new releases on in London at the moment. And there is no way on god's earth that you're getting me to go and see the Patriot again...<p>
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<b>Major flashback</b>: <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Maggie Let It Go</a> has finally got its arse in gear and scanned in the pictures from the epic collision of <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>, <a href="http://www.maggielet.itgo.com">Vance</a> and myself. The first thing Katy then did with them was write <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/london.html">dodgy captions</a> to them all, including the stylish "Ok, who farted?". She's so classy.<p>
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It turns out that my mother was right. Neither she nor my brother liked <a href="http://www.beingjohnmalkovich.com/">Being John Malkovich</a> at all. Not even a little bit. I could feel them next to me in the cinema squirming, desperate to get out. My mother thought it was inappropriate material for a 15 year old and that it was too long. My brother just thought it was boring.<p>
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Friends that I really don't see enough of:
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<li> <b>Dan</b>, a doctor.
<li> <b>Danny</b>, very important.
<li> <b>Fenner</b>, a barrister.
<li> <b>Gideon</b>, a foreign correspondent.
<li> <b>Michael (Tall)</b>, a painter / waiter.
<li> <b>Rachel</b>, a manager of puppets.
<li> <b>Rachel</b>, a mother.
<li> <b>Rhys</b>, a web designer.
<li> <b>Toby</b>, an entrepreneur. [<a href="http://www.toby.stone.org">site</a>]
<li> <b>Will</b>, a free spirit.
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<b>When is all publicity not good publicity?</b> <a href="http://www.penguin.com">Penguin Books</a> have just released a book called katie.com [Full Article: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_869000/869879.stm">Guardian</a>]. The book describes the experiences of a girl who runs her own website and who came into contact and was finally assaulted by a paedophile she met in a chatroom. Unfortunately, katie.com isn't the domain name of <b>her</b> site, but of a <a href="http://www.katie.com">completely unrelated website</a>. And now the second Katie is getting vast amounts of traffic, along with tons of e-mail talking about the issues surrounding paedophilia.<p>
The latter Katie is extremely irritated, and asked them to change the name of the book. Penguin's lawyers responded with a very firm no, stating that she had no case whatsoever.<p>
<b>So when is all publicity not good publicity?</b>
<ol>
<li> When what <b>should</b> be your intellectual property (unless proven otherwise) is used without your approval or consent - ie. katie.com.
<li> When the association between yourself and the book means that people think that you have been assaulted or raped by a paedophile.
<li> When your traffic increases to such an extent that you must pay additional bandwidth charges (as seems likely in this case).
<li> When your e-mail address is undermined by thousands of e-mails describing disturbing and upsetting events (not to place any blame onto those people who have written of course).
<li> And when the distressed caused to you has been completely ignored by the company concerned.
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Guy Ritchie, boss of a friend of mine, spouse of icon and creator of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and the upcoming <a href="http://www.snatch-themovie.com/">Snatch</a> (NB: <a href="http://www.snatch.com">snatch.com</a> is <b>not</b> the film site!) is guest editing <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> this week. There's even a photo of him lurking by the back door of the Time Out building in London looking all pensive. I wish someone would have told me - I would have liked to have seen that in progress. I'm probably in the background pulling my hair out, to be honest...<p>
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<p>Things that are in today's <b>Evening Standard</b>: A long article about <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/results.html?in_text=massow&amp;in_button=">Ivan Massow</a>. Things that aren't in today's <b>Evening Standard</b>: A long article about weblogs featuring interviews with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and myself. I can, of course, only quote from the former:</p>
<blockquote>"His crossing shows all the evidence of pique, not of principle, or of some such immature dramatic display as might please the Oxford Union. With his evident lack of ideological commitment the Conservatives would be wise to dismiss his defection with "Good riddance", and the Labour Party to welcome him with as much relish as a stinking fish."</blockquote>
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<p>I really love <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>. Almost an unholy amount, in fact. For those of you who aren't webloggers yourself (I'd place a bet on around 5%), and are thus unfamiliar with the site, it's a community weblog, where anyone who signs up can post links through to interesting sites and news stories around the web. The two most important differences between it and other similar community weblogs are that Metafilter: 1) Allows considerable discussion of every post made, and 2) Seems almost magically to attract some astonishingly intelligent, responsible and able members of the web community.</p>
<p><b>Two recent examples</b>:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2771">Malasia's attitude to sodomy and politics</a><br />
I posted this story yesterday that I found through AOL's news site. It was a highly disturbing and bizarre piece which describes how the ex leader of the country has been sentenced to nine years in prison for sodomy. His brother has been sentenced to six years and four lashes with a rattan cane. And why? Because of apparent political differences with the current leader. I was astonished by the quality of the replies.
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2772">Network Solutions has denied Amazon.com's request for the renewal of their domain</a><br />
Less seriously, having posted the above, I noticed what appeared to be a Wired-style story about Amazon's problems with Network Solutions. Only it's so much funnier than that. [<a href="http://www.geocities.com/rickvonsloneker/amazon.txt">Read the full piece</a>]
<blockquote>"As you are no doubt aware, the .com top-level domain is intended for use by for-profit corporations. Many such corporations are registered with Network Solutions, and this policy is unchanged. However, it has come to our attention, as evidenced by recent SEC filings on behalf of Amazon.com, inc., that your company has yet to turn a profit...."</blockquote>
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<b>Tom promotes blatant copyright theft:</b> It occurs to me that a really good template for a weblog would be the <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,38119,00.html">Wired News Template</a> (with a few adaptations of course). I've even got a name for it. You could call it <b>UNDERwired</b>.<p>
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I am traditional, yet soft. I am of Belgian descent. I have a creamy yellowish body, with a red/brown surface and a slightly corrugated edge. I taste almost meaty and have a legendary aroma caused by enzymes on my skin that break down proteins. In case you haven't guessed, my friends, my name is <a href="http://www.astradyne.co.uk/cheese/">Mr Limburger</a>.<p>
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<p>Below is a list of apparently real English-language headlines. I have a proposal for you. Find (or make) an amusing or apt 320x240px image for one of the headlines below and I'll put the best ones up onto the site. How's that for audience participation? <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Send me your entry today!</a></p>
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<li> Include your children when baking cookies
<li> Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says
<li> Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
<li> Iraqi head seeks arms
<li> Prostitutes appeal to Pope
<li> Panda mating fails, Veterinarian takes over
<li> Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
<li> Miners refuse to work after death
<li> Stolen painting found by tree
<li> War dims hop for peace
<li> If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
<li> Cold wave linked to temperatures
<li> Red tape holds up new bridges
<li> Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead
<li> Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
<li> New study of obesity looks for larger test group
<li> Kids make nutritious snacks
<li> Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
<li> Local high school dropouts cut in half
<li> Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors
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<p>There's an article by Grant Morrison, absent godhead of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Underground</a>, in today's <a href="http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/hottx/film/film.html?in_review_id=302794
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<p>I've been sent two or three cool images for the headline competition so far - still hoping for more. My favourite so far is below (thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David Pannett</a>):</p>
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<b>"Kids make nutritious snacks"</b>
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<p>Young <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/images/cmjarticle.jpg">Katy</a> has scanned in the article from <b>new</b>music which talks all about weblogs. Congratulations to <a href="http://www.eatonweb.com/portal/">eatonweb</a> and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke</a> as well - there's something really cool about being in print...</p>
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<p>The headline competition keeps getting new entries. Two of them particularly appeal to me:</p>
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<b>"Include your children when baking cookies"</b><br />
[<a href="mailto:brad@120degrees.com">Brad Morse</a> | <a href="http://www.120degrees.com">120degrees.com</a>]</td></tr>
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<b>"Prostitutes appeal to Pope"</b><br />
[<a href="mailto:meg@notsosoft.com">Meg Pickard</a> | <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>]</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/pimppope.jpg" width="320" height="240" border="0"></td></tr>
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<p>Keep reminding yourself:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_1/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a>, <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_8/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a><br />
<a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_7/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a>, <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_6/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a><br />
<a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_5/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a>, <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_4/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a><br />
<a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_3/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a>, <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/daily/day_28/contestant_2/news/contestant_main.html">It's only a gameshow</a></blockquote>
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<p>Another headline:</p>
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<b>"Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy"</b><br />
[<a href="mailto:neale@wrongwaygoback.com">Neale Talbot</a> | <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com">wrongwaygoback.com</a>]</td></tr>
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<p>Okay, I admit it, I could probably cope with winning an <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,352407,00.html">Webby</a>...</p>
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<p>Good god. I can't believe it. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> seems to have got his whole family writing weblogs now. Some favourite quotes follow:</p>
<blockquote><b><a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog/">Momblog</a></b><br />
"I try to keep track of what is going on in Mark's life by reading his blog but sometimes that's not a good idea because reading what his says often makes me want to do any one of a number of different things, such as (1) Call home immediately. (2) Call Ted immediately (3) Hop on the first plane home to Connecticut. (4) Call 911."</blockquote>
<blockquote><b><a href="http://www.launch.nu/blog/blogger.shtml">Blogging on Riothero</a></b><br />
"Thanks to my poll, I learned that someone's sister, named beth, has a crush on my brother (probably because of the nakedness on his webcam). So I send him email asking if he knows beth. His reply:<br />
<i>'no, i don't. but i go to the strip club on <br />
saturday nights, i usually don't<br />
ask them for their name. i just say, 'do me,<br />
bitch' so maybe i do, but<br />
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<p>The <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> is known for it's high editorial standards and the supreme quality of it's reporting. This being the case, could someone please explain this article on Big Brother UK: <a rhef="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_871000/871488.stm">"Third time unlucky for Caroline"</a>.</p>
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<li> <b>Quote One:</b><br />
"The results of a poll conducted by phone, to be announced on Friday, will decide whether Caroline or 30-year-old computer consultant Thomas will be the third person to leave the Big Brother house."<br />
<b>Quote Two:</b><br />
"Anna, Caroline, Darren and Nichola voted to kick out 31-year-old computer consultant Thomas."<br />
How old exactly <b>is</b> young Thomas?
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<p>I'm still getting images for the headline competition. <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">Keep them coming.</p>
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<b>"Minors Refuse to Work After Death"</b><br />
[<a href="mailto:meg@notsosoft.com">Meg Pickard</a> | <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>]</td></tr>
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<p>Just discovered that barbelith (and I) are <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0008.html#000811">all over Jason Kottke's site today</a>. Which is a really strange feeling. It's stirring up a lot of weird resonances in my head. Part of me is clearly delighted: Jason's site must get ten/twenty times the traffic I do. If he mentions me, then more people come and read my stuff.</p>
<p>But along with that is a slight feeling of foreboding - almost dread. I don't really know how to explain it. It's a pretty bloody strange reaction (maybe it's because I'm drunk). Part of the foreboding comes from him bringing up the stuff about the starting of the meme again - a situation which resulted in a few arguments around the place between myself and prominant web luminaries. Arguments which I would really rather forget.</p>
<p>But I think the weirdest thing about it is that I have only ever been mentioned on <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> in passing (to my recollection, at least) - and I think that was a pretty brief, incidental mention at that. This time ... I don't know - it's like Icarus getting too close to the sun. Part of me has in my mind that line from Greek Tragedy: <b>those whom the gods love die young...</b></p>
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<p>Advice from Lance, ignored as usual. I've been doing it for nearly a year now and for some reason people keep coming back (at least I <b>think</b> they do)...</p>
<blockquote>"<a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">My life is really boring.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">I can't think of anything to write.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">I redesigned again.
</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">My life is really boring.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">I'm going to talk about my hair, again.
</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">I have a real love/hate relationship with Tuvok, the black vulcan on Star Trek: Voyager.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">I promise I will never expose anything about my personal life, nor the lives of my friends and family, ever.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">And now I'm going to list all my CDs in alphabetical order by artist, subclassified by genre and year of release, detailing my favorite tracks on each and the people in my life they remind me of.</a> <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/2000_07_23_archive.html#528486">My life is really boring.</a>"</blockquote>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>23</b></font> <b>On living in science fiction:</b></p>
<blockquote><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_873000/873836.stm">'Antimatter factory' starts work</a><br />
Scientists at Europe's biggest high-energy physics laboratory have built an "antimatter factory" to study why the world is made of matter, not its mirror image.<br />
A spokesman for one of three antimatter projects at Cern, Rolf Landua, said: "We are looking at how the Universe would look if it was made out of antimatter. Would there be the slightest difference between our Universe and the Universe of antiatoms?"
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>22</b></font> <b>On marriages and priorities:</b></p>
<p>When I was at school, I was really good friends with <b>Glyn</b> and <b>Simon</b>. We shared some (relatively geeky) passions, which in some cases we still do. When school finished, I took a year out before going to University. Glyn went off to York and Simon went off to Hull. York and Hull are quite close to one another so they kept in pretty regular contact. I kept in contact too, although slightly less regularly, and occasionally mooched up north to see them.</p>
<p>Our contact became slightly more sporadic when I went to University. I was in Bristol, and Bristol is <b>not</b> close to either York <b>or</b> Hull. So I tended only to see them during University vacations - particularly Christmas. When I stayed on at Bristol to do postgraduate work, I stopped going back to Norfolk for vacations and only saw them at Christmas when they were summoned back to their respective families.</p>
<p>Now, sensible people at this point would have prevailed upon e-mail as the perfect answer to this problem. Unfortunately, Simon wouldn't buy a computer, and started working for the Ministry of Defence (and his e-mail suddenly became secret) - Glyn was a just a bit more hopeless, only apparently logging on about once every three to four weeks. I have friends in Mexico and Los Angeles who I am in better contact with.</p>
<p>Anyway. Nearly a year passed with absolutely no contact whatsoever, until suddenly a few months ago, Glyn announced that he was getting married. I went up to Leicester for the occasion, watched the ceremony and chatted to everyone there. It was a wonderful, bizarre, experience. And the strangest part of the whole day was when Glyn turned around to me about half an hour after the ceremony was complete and said, "I know this is the first time that we've really seen each other in like two or three years, but it's great to see you. Which reminds me, there's another fundamental reason we must meet up again. <b>When's the <a href="http://www.virgin.net/x-men">X-men movie</a> coming out?</b>"</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>21</b></font> <b>On winning competitions:</b></p>
<p>Which brings me to my current predicament. I have just won two tickets to the Gala Première and After-Show Party of <a href="http://www.virgin.net/x-men">X-men</a>, to be held on Tuesday night in Leicester Square, and later in the Roundhouse in Chalk Farm. I can't get in touch with <b>Glyn</b> or <b>Simon</b> at all, and even if I could I could only take one of them (assuming that they could get down here on a weekday night). So at one level I really shouldn't go - I made a commitment to go with them. But let's be honest. What are the chances that I'm not going to go?</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>20</b></font> <b>On what happens after Big Brother:</b></p>
<p>What's next, one wonders, when Big Brother judders finally to its close. Well, I've got an idea. How about you get, like, 14 people, and then you put them in an astronaut training camp and throw out one a week, and the one who's left gets stuck in a rocket and sent up to the Mir space-station. What's that you say? <a href="http://my.aol.com/entertainment/story.tmpl?table=n&cat=0310&id=0008110338366846">Someone's already thought of it?</a> You have <b>got</b> to be kidding me...</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>19</b></font> <b>On the nineteenth word of nineteen books*:</b></p>
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<li> <b>"thank"</b><br />
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling
<li> <b>"in"</b><br />
The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
<li> <b>"and"</b><br />
The New York Trilogy, Paul Auster
<li> <b>"it"</b><br />
The Interpretation of Dreams, Sigmund Freud
<li> <b>"much"</b><br />
The Crying of Lot 49, Thomas Pynchon
<li> <b>"building"</b><br />
The Silence of the Lambs, Thomas Harris
<li> <b>"lens"</b><br />
The Dice Man, Luke Rhinehart
<li> <b>"top"</b><br />
The Book of Imaginary Beings, Jorge Luis Borges
<li> <b>"is"</b><br />
A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
<li> <b>"the"</b><br />
A Lover's Discourse, Roland Barthes
<li> <b>"knew"</b><br />
Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut
<li> <b>"and"</b><br />
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey
<li> <b>"composed"</b><br />
Against Nature, J.-K. Huysmans
<li> <b>"average"</b><br />
The Soft Machine, William S Burroughs
<li> <b>"you"</b><br />
Flatland, Edwin A Abbott
<li> <b>"atoms"</b><br />
Engines of Creation, K. Eric Drexler
<li> <b>"veracity"</b><br />
Beyond Good and Evil, Friedrich Nietzsche
<li> <b>"way"</b><br />
Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson
<li> <b>"next"</b><br />
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Tom Wolfe
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<p>(<b>*</b>Chapter headings, Prefaces, Prologues, Introductions, Initial Quotes etc. excluded)</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>18</b></font> <b>On uses for flies, matches, glue and razorblades:</b></p>
<blockquote><a href=http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html">Work Well Together</a> [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>]<br />
"Step 3: Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good. So if you're a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos."</blockquote>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>17</b></font> <b>On Caroline from <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com">Big Brother UK</a>:</b></p>
<p>After four weeks and three evictions, finally we have an escapee with some bloody opinions, who isn't afraid to give some good headline:</p>
<blockquote> <b>BBC: "<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_877000/877595.stm">Big Brother's Caroline vows revenge</a>"</b><br />
Ousted Big Brother contestant Caroline O'Shea has vowed get her own back on "evil" fellow contestant Nicholas Bateman, who she has branded her "betrayer".<br />
The blonde brummie said she will vote for his eviction if he is nominated and would like to "knock his block off". <br />
She described Tom as "dull", Darren "arrogant" and said Mel was a "pain in the arse", who was only interested in the men in the house. <br />
And all the males in the house were branded Neanderthals.<br />
"At least the women have something to offer - there's a creative streak," she said.
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>16</b></font> <b>On what I have to do today:</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <b>Go to the Gym</b><br />
It's been over a week since I last went to the gym and I am feeling ridiculously lardy and gross (the two may not be related, of course). Hence, time to go do some exercise.
<li> <b>Combat Trousers</b><br />
I have to go to the Army Surplus in Camden to buy some combat trousers. I've been meaning to do it for weeks, but never seem to get around to it.
<li> <b>****** ******* *</b><br />
- * ** **** ** ********* ** **** ** ***** ** ******** **** ** *** *** *** ** * **** ******** ** **** *** ** **** ***** *** ***** ********.
<li> <b>Washing</b><br />
Flatmates arrive back on Tuesday from their holiday. Their sheets have to be washed by then (my family was staying their rooms), plus I have to get all my washing done because they are girls and they have just come back from holiday and access to the washing machine is going to be pretty limited, I fear.
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>15</b></font> <b>On cool names in Harry Potter I, II & III:</b></p>
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<li> Lord Voldemort
<li> Sirius Black
<li> Draco Malfoy
<li> Severus Snape
<li> Tom Marvolo Riddle
<li> Remus Lupin
<lI> Cornelius Fudge
<li> Rubeus Hagrid
<li> Salazar Slytherin
<li> Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>14</b></font> <b> On entries to the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/2000_08_06_xeno.htm#613263">headline competition</a></b></p>
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<a href="mailto:jason@dispossessed.com">Jason Theriault</a> | <a href="http://www.dispossessed.com">www.dispossessed.com</a>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>13</b></font> <b> On common decency:</b></p>
<blockquote>"Good manners reflect something from inside - an innate sense of consideration for others and respect for self"<br />
<b><a href="http://www.emilypost.com/">My arse!</a></b></blockquote>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>12</b></font> <b> On the love of pandas:</b></p>
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<b>"Panda mating fails, Veterinarian takes over"</b><br />
[<a href="mailto:sailormouth@tippit.org">Marshall</a> | <a href="http://www.tippit.org/sm">tippit.org/sm</a>]</td></tr>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>11</b></font> <b> On people who rescue web designers from CSS trees:</b></p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">We love Meg!</a></blockquote>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>10</b></font> <b> On this evening:</b></p>
<p>I don't feel as excited as perhaps I should do, although I certainly feel slightly apprehensive. Tonight is the big night - the "gala" première of <a href="http://www.virgin.net">X-men</a> followed by the post-première party in North London. I'm going with a friend from University, whose birthday is this coming weekend. It just seemed like the right thing to do. He's wandering around town at the moment finding something swish to wear - it says dress "sharp" on the invitations.</p>
<p>This is the second one of these things I've been too (thanks to <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> for taking me to the first), and it's still exciting. There really is a sensation of pretending to be famous (just for a few moments) while you are wandering down the path up to the cinema with crowds of people squished up against the metal fences they put up. Part of me wishes that I went to enough of these things to accidentally become a C-list celebrity. And why? Because maybe then I'd get invited to even more of these things. Free movies can't be bad.</p>
<p>One thing I've noticed though, and don't like, is that these bloody things never have any bloody trailers. Quite how one is supposed to get into the mood...</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>9</b></font> <b> On playing games in the cinema:</b></p>
<p>The period before the movie begins is possibly the most important part of the film-going experience. At least two-thirds of the fun of two-thirds of the films lies in their <b>anticipation</b> - in finding odd little bits of gossip or pictures or finding a way to sneak into a preview screening. Everyone knows this, which is why trailers are such fun. I remember still the experience of seeing the Mission Impossible 2 trailer for the first time and the collective intake of breath that was heard across the theatre. And the film, well that was pretty lame.</p>
<p>But the moments before a film need not only be a passive experience, which is why I have decided to finally let people into the world of pre-movie games that I play in the cinema EVERY TIME I GO. [This is not a joke]</p>
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<li> <b>Game One - guess the product.</b><br />
This is not a game for the Americans amongst us, as I believe they don't get adverts for cars and soft drinks before a movie starts. For the rest of us though, the game consists of being the first one to name the product that the advert is selling. Strategy and discipline are all important, as advertisers get more imaginative and yet still trickier. Using this time in order to point out logical inconsistencies or weirdnesses in the adverts is also considered appropriate during such matches. Adding dialogue when the soundtrack lulls (as in the Guinness advert with the surfers and the Leftfield soundtrack - at this point shout "bad pants!" if British) is a crucial way to increase camaraderie in these competitive times.
<li> <b>Game Two - name the film production company or distrubutor</b><br />
Times have changed since the hayday of this game, but the spirit remains the same. Those little bits at the beginnings of movies and trailers which spin around with a little jingle and resolve themselves into the name of the film company or distributor are just begging to be placed into a game. Watch for tricky ones: Tristar and Columbia are very similar (evil Sony), while Mandalay and Centropolis are incredibly simple.
<li> <b>Game Three - name the trailer</b><br />
Very much like "guess the product", only with films, this game includes the possibility of scoring extra points for naming the movie before the trailer has even started. Take for example The Perfect Storm, Mars Attacks! or The Matrix - these have such distinctive Warner Brother's logos beforehand that both production company AND film can be named at the same time for a <b>double whammy</b>!
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<b>"Local high school dropouts cut in half"</b><br />
<a href="mailto:davidpannett@hotmail.com">David Pannett</a> | <a href="http://www.crosswinds.net/~atomicdesign/cortex">cortex</a>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>7</b></font> <b> On work:</b><br /><br /></p>
<p>There are days when I really hate my job and there are days when I love it. And then there are those days when I <b>really</b> hate it.</p>
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<p>I was wandering through my copy of <a href="http://www.netmag.co.uk">.net</a> magazine this morning, when I stumbled upon their web site of the month, an opinions site called "<a href="http://www.dooyoo.com">dooyoo.com</a>. "But surely," I said to myself, "this is just a poorly designed rip off of <a href="http://www.epinions.com">Epinions</a> with absolutely no added features worth their salt and dripping in that corporate sponsorship money-grabbing crap that so characterises British web sites." And you know what? I was right.</p>
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<p><font size="6" color="#000033"><b>5</b></font> <b> On radio silence:</b></p>
<p>I haven't posted at all since the 17th, and nothing interesting since the 15th. That's nearly a week. That has never happened before. I feel a bit strange about the whole thing. I wonder why it happened. Anyway - potted history in the form of an unordered list:</p>
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<li> <b>Tuesday 15th</b><br />
After work I run to meet Fenner, an old friend from University at the Pitcher &amp; Piano near Charing Cross Road. He has been out shopping for clothes for the X-men premi&egrave;re. We have to fill in a little time before wandering around to the Odeon Leicester Square, which is a slightly daunting experience as there are huge crowds of people and metal fences and policemen surrounding the cinema. Eventually deciding to bite the bullet, we stride past the hoards of photographers and fans, realising that absolutely none of them are paying even the slightest attention to us. On our way into the cinema, we see an X-men actress (name not remembered) and a member of Five (name not remembered).<br />
Before the film starts, the director walks out before the assembled throng. He looks about five years old, but, we remind ourselves, this is the man who directed the Usual Suspects, and who therefore must be pretty cool. After a very brief speech, he calls most of the actors and actresses from the wings, who come on to applause. The applause is all fairly muted until Halle Berry comes out, but even her response is completely overwhelmed by the astonishing applause for Patrick Stewart. He looks mildly awkward about the whole thing.<br />
The film is really pretty good - the atmosphere of the comic book is captured pretty well, Ian McKellan makes a pleasingly evil Magneto, and even Wolverine is pretty good. Best lines of the film come exclusively from Wolverine and are: "My, this is a big round room..." and "You're a dick..."<br />
The party afterwards is astonishing. The Roundhouse is a huge circular building, as you might expect. In the centre of the room is a podium about large enough for two people to stand on simultaneously. Above the podium is a huge white sphere with images projected upon it swirling and shifting to the techno music around it. Surrounding this hub is a circular bar, where free drinks are served. Equally spaced around the hub of the bar are four spokes, each one of which is used as a high table, which people sit around, slurping on their free drinks. About half way down each one of these spokes is a set of stairs on each side, so you can walk up onto them and see what is happening around the room.<br />
Each quarter of the room (as divided by the spokes) has different things in it. One has a fully functional free sushi bar with conveyer belt. One has a couple of performance art pieces (two people hanging from the ceiling in sheets, a person inside a huge white sphere with only their shadows visible as they dance. On the central podium a woman dances in flourescent clothes, with a metal plate on her chest. Occasionally she rubs a power sander over it and sparks fly across the room in a great big arc. The whole party is, needless to say, astonishing.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom likes to be over-stimulated.
<li> <b>Wednesday 16th</b><br />
Unbelievably hungover, I still manage to get to work, where everything is extremely aggravating.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom finds work frustrating.
<li> <b>Thursday 17th</b><br />
For the second night running I <b>think</b> that I stay at home. To be honest I can't remember, which is probably not a good sign.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom finds work unsatisfying and exhausting.
<li> <b>Friday 18th</b><br />
I'm finally recovered from the première party just in time for Rhonda's work leaving party. In fact this clashes with Fenner's birthday party, and I decide that I can probably manage both in one evening. During the day, Francesca, Matt and I buy her a Suffolk Survival Kit (pens, paper, champagne, Kinder eggs, keyrings, badges etc. all in a novelty fake fur camoflage case), a book on Architecture and a Polaroid camera. In the evening we all get really drunk. I have a lovely time until about ten, when I suddenly realise that I am the only gay person in the room, and while everyone else is allowed to get a roving eye at this point, I am supposed to just sit there being witty and/or drunk. Suddenly frustrated by this state of affairs I leave drunkenly to head over to the next party. But before very long, I realise that my sleepiness, drunkeness and newfound beligerence are probably not required. So I go home and sleep.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom feels slightly deserted and is a bit overwhelmed by people.
<li> <b>Saturday 19th</b><br />
Get up early and head to Huntingdon (1 hour train journey) to see some old friends from school that I have seen once in about three years. We agreed to see X-men before I knew I was going to get to go to the première. On the way up on the train, I get to within a hundred pages of the end of the fourth Harry Potter novel (despite my hungover state). When I arrive, Glyn and Simon arrive and I am delivered back to Simon's house where their respective partners (married, engaged) are waiting for us. Feeling mildly fifth wheelish we head off to the cinema, everyone likes the film, we go and eat in a strange theme restaurant, we get out The Iron Giant on video, I get back on the train and get back to London around midnight. Exhausted, but with Harry Potter finished. Have read all four Harry Potter novels in eight days.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom has a cool time, but feels like a bit of a freak.
<li> <b>Sunday 20th</b><br />
I start the day by catching up on some well earned sleep, but by lunchtime my flatmates have summoned me to Selfridges. Kate wants to buy herself a dress for the Snatch première which she worked on. Mella and I are also invited. General opinion seems to be that I should buy some new clothes although I have absolutely no money whatsoever. After three hours we finally return to the flat, Kate with a �305 dress, and me with �20 worth of dubious foodstuffs from the foodhall. I shower immediately, throw myself in Nick's car and he drives us both to Toby's housewarming party in Swiss Cottage. I am asleep until given large amounts of caffeine, and then bouncy until it wears off. I see many of my oldest and closest friends, say a few stupid tactless things and quite a few intelligent, amusing things (I think), and try not to make scathing comments about people I don't like. I return home and flop into bed exhausted.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom loves his friends, but wishes there was more time for just sleeping.
<li> <b>Monday 21st</b><br />
My new Buffy the Vampire Slayer box-set arrives to my delight. David, my boss, is returning from holiday, to my delight. I have written in my weblog, to my delight.<br />
<b>Theme of the day:</b> Tom thinks things might get a little less confusing now...</ul>
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<font size="6" color="#000033"><b>4</b></font> <b> On postcard pages:</b><br /><br />
I've never noticed <a href="http://www.launch.nu">launch.nu</a>'s <a href="http://www.launch.nu/postcard_index.htm">postcard</a> page before. Now you can send photos of girls' backs and <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> growling on a baby's dummy to anyone you should wish to. [via <a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog/index.htm">momblog</a>]<p>
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<font size="6" color="#000033"><b>3</b></font> <b> On countdowns:</b><br /><br />
I can't actually believe I'm having to come out and say this - but in response to a couple of letters: <b>Yes!</b> The countdown <b>does</b> mean something. Something will happen to barbelith when the countdown reaches zero. You know - like in the movies..<p>
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<font size="6" color="#000033"><b>2</b></font> <b> On redesigns:</b><br /><br />
Mark has finally gone and partially designed <a href="http://www.hero.nu">hero.nu</a>, which we said about nine months ago was going to be a collaborative project between him and I. Unfortunately, we never got around to actually <b>doing</b> it. The new site is a weblog for a girl called Heather - and it's really rather nice. But he's not resting on his laurels, because <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> has been redesigned as well. I asked Mark about the new look, and his comment was, "I 've been trying to get a penis on my page for ages". After his recent appeal for pictures of people nude, one can only assume that this is a cry for you lot to <a href="mailto:mark@riothero.com">e-mail him</a>...<p>
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<font size="6" color="#000033"><b>1</b></font> <b> On the End of Things:</b>
<blockquote>"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."</blockquote>
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<font size="6" color="#000033"><b><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">BANG</a></b></font><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> is dead - but death is not the end. Introducing: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/">plasticbag.org</a> - the site that will be taking over all weblogging duties from now on. Please adjust your bookmarks and any links you may have on your website, and I'll see you over at the new place. It's been a blast. And no doubt it will be again...<p>
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Welcome to plasticbag.org - the new home of what was <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>, and what is soon to be the hub of a re-energised and fully functioning system of sites that I have had at the back of my mind for a few months now. By Christmas, I can guarantee you'll have a new film site, a webzine and a re-energised and redesigned discussion forum, with plasticbag.org forming the hub to it all.<p>
All of the archives from barbelith.com have been moved over to the new domain, but there are bound to be a few dodgy links here and there for a few days while I go through the process of weeding them all out. I've been putting off this move for so long now that I don't think that some of my confidantes thought I'd ever get around to it. In the end it came down to brute determination to put it out there and damn the consequences. In the short term, please ignore any rough edges, and prepare for the inevitable refinements that will occur when I get used to writing for a new space. In the meantime, don't hesistate to send me your <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">opinions</a>.<p>
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I can state quite clearly what my reasons were for getting heavily involved in web design. They were <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a> and <a href="http://www.kotte.org">Jason Kottke</a>. I'd been building sites here and there for a while before that, but I'd never really approached them as anything more than a basic idle hobby. Sites like <a href="http://www.fray.com">fray</a> and particularly <a href="http://www.0sil8.com">0sil8</a> made me see that there was scope for create work on the net that wasn't just about fan sites (although I love them) and personal homepages (although I love them too).<p>
Weirdly enough after creating a number of other creative sites (which lasted different amounts of time), I find myself back where I began, with a personal site (this one) and a fan site (<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb">this one</a>). But that's more coincidence than anything else. And it's all about to change...<p>
In the meantime, after a considerable lull, one of the sites that inspired me originally has finally come back from the dead, which is a tremendous delight to me. Welcome back, <a href="http://www.0sil8.com">0sil8</a>, and here's to the Minneapolis Sign Project!<p>
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<p>I'm off to the world premi�re of Guy Ritchie's <a href="http://www.snatch-themovie.com/">Snatch</a> this evening. I have such a glamourous life sometimes. It's a strange one this one, because about half of all the people I know in the world seem to be going to it, because they all know my flatmate who worked on the film, and she seems to have invited about fifty of them. I hope it's good - I wasn't that keen on <a href="http://www.lockstock2barrels.com/">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</a>.</p>
<p>I still can't get over the name of the film. I still remember the day that Kate and I met in a bar and she said, "You'll never guess what they're going to call it..."</p>
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<p>So I went to the world première of <a href="http://www.snatch-themovie.com">Snatch</a> last night, and I can now give you the low down on the film and the event. Quick bit of preliminary guff first though - I wasn't actually looking forward to going because I felt under a considerable amount of pressure to like the film, since my flatmate worked on it. I was terrified that I'd have to look her in the eye for months and tell her how much I loved it when I'd been cringing in my seat and squirming with horror. And worse, I'd have to be convincing. As it turned out this wasn't necessary - thank god.</p>
<p>The movie is <b>similar</b> to Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in that it takes place around London's seedier parts, has a large cast of wide boys and loveable (and not so loveable) gangsters and rogues, has large amounts of stylised camera angles and slo-mo, and almost cracks under the weight of the soundtrack, which is bombastic, ever present and - at times - rather over-bearing. The most obvious difference between the two films is that Snatch is a much darker enterprise - with more violence, more cruelty and a much darker wit.</p>
<p>The first ten minutes are excruciatingly bad. Whether that is to do with the sound levels or the fact that it involves a group of people dressed as orthodox Jews holding up a diamond warehouse while talking about Catholicism is hard to say, but it really is astonishingly poor. But once you're past that, the film is a success, with Brad Pitt being a particular treat. There has to be a fair amount of comedy in having a $20 million star in a film and not being able to understand a word that he says...</p>
<p>It's not really a date movie, it may be more of a guy film than a girl film, and it's not for the faint of heart. There's one scene with a couple of dogs and a hare that will probably rile a number of people as well. But at heart it really is a <b>good</b> film - and well worth watching.</p>
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<p>A quick appeal: I'm looking for UK (ideally London) based people who are involved or interested in the film industry for a new collaborative project that I am about to start working on. I need people who are intelligent, film literate, have some idea of what's going on in the industry and who can write well. If you think that's you - e-mail me on <a href="mailto:tom[AT]plasticbag.org">tom[AT]plasticbag.org</a>.</p>
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<p>If Ivan Massow is 32, I'm a hatstand - but other than that, I found this interview with my favourite ex-Conservative, "<a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x8820216">Gay who lost heart for the Tory fight</a>" to be entirely absorbing. It's interesting watching the press try and get a handle on him - is he a (i) big girly poof or is he (ii) a pseudo-aristo or is he (iii) pretty down-to-earth. As far as I could tell when I met him, he was a pretty foxy playful bloke with too much money (I suspect he'd agree), a reasonable dose of liberal guilt, and a little too much time on his hands. Doesn't seem that complicated to me.</p>
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His viewpoint on the contemporary art scene is, in my opinion, completely accurate, and high time that someone in his position should make. It made its mark, hence the outcome. The outcome of course emphasised the validity of his opinion. A nice circularity.
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<p>A certain friend of mine has pictures of me that he isn't really supposed to have. His boyfriend has been enjoying these photos which he isn't really supposed to have been doing. These photos have been sent to someone else on the web. I fear I may be a porn star.</p>
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<p>I was at work and I was talking to my boss and he revealed that they'd put the date of the launch of the new <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> site back again, much to my surprise. So I threw a little strop, because I had promised them that I wouldn't take a holiday until the week after the site launched (I promised them this a while back). After a little while of this ranting in an uncontrolled fashion, I now appear to have today off work, which is why I am awake at 1am mucking around with my stuff on the web, rather than lying in bed trying to get to sleep and thinking about work.</p>
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<p>I started weblogging pretty soon after <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> launched. I think it had been going about a month and a half. And when I started, I don't think there were many of us doing this, and certainly not that many in the UK. Tonight I was talking to a few UK webloggers (many of whom I am meeting up with on Thursday night) and suddenly realised how much things have changed over the last ten months.</p>
<p>So I decided to compile (more for my benefit than yours) a quick list of well-designed and interesting British weblogs. It's by no means exhaustive, and is based heavily on Jen's work at the <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net/gblogs/">GBlogs Gateway</a>.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.groksoup.com/Site/blog/">blog</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/blueline.html">blue lines</a>
<li> <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/">interconnected.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">lukelog</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">not so soft</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk/">sourground</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net/">threadnaught.net</a>
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<p>Christ. Plasticbag.org is mentioned twice on <a href="http://www.beebo.org/metalog/">beebo.org's metalog</a> in two days. I think that's pretty cool. Whether that means I should be out buying a pocket protector is debatable.</p>
<p>I had a long conversation with <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> the other day about beebo's related <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">Weblog Rating</a> page. When I started weblogging, I got really involved in the fight for supremacy on this chart for a while - not in any aggressive way, but for some reason it really mattered to me. Then my interest gradually cooled off. Whether that's because I got bored of the whole idea, gave up on it, or found something better to do with my time is another matter completely.</p>
<p>Mark's still going through the competitive stage and I spent our conversation trying to persuade him to think of it as a bit of a game, and nothing more. But then I go and move domain. I'm a bit unsure as to the quality of the design, so I'm really sensitive to people's opinions of the site. And of course all beebo's ratings page consists of is a guide to how interesting people think your site is. Suddenly, quite out of the blue, I can feel all those weird reptile brain impulses creeping into gear again. It's debatable whether or not this is a good thing. Part of me thinks that adrenalin never did anyone any harm. But then again, it's only a web site...</p>
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<p>Sometimes I think it's important to just feel good about yourself. So that's what I'm going to do. I read a post at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> praising <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> and then I read a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=2982#17345">snarky comment</a> about weblogs in general. Such comments are bloody boring in my opinion, but tend to run along these lines: 1) What you write is pointless. 2) What you write isn't much fun. 3) Why don't you do something <b>properly</b> creative.</p>
<p>In fact, all three of these points can be described in one simple phrase: "weblogs are wank". I find this kind of thing really amusing, as it seems to be wrapped up in a weirdly strict Catholic idea of what is appropriate sex. Clearly "wank" is considered "unproductive", "wasteful", "pointless" and therefore bad by these people. Weblogs are also considered "unproductive", "wasteful" and "pointless" and also therefore "bad".</p>
<p>But pretty much no one considers masturbation a sin any more, and a goodly proportion of the world seems to be up to it. And while some people are ashamed, most people are just getting on with it, some more creatively than others. I guess my question is this - why is there a double standard? Does everything have to be <b>productive</b> to be <b>good</b>? I for one am making a stand for the web masturbator. I say to thee: "build it, write it, show it off".</p>
<p>The future is wank...<p>
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<p>I should point out that I have absolutely nothing to do with <a href="http://www.plasticbag.de">plasticbag.de</a>, that I think it is an amazing site, and that I didn't know it existed until after I bought plasticbag.org. Otherwise - perhaps - I would have spent <b>another</b> eight months trying to decide on a suitable domain name.</p>
<p>Not that it would have mattered much, it seems, since at any point I can be defrauded of my domain name without the slightest possibility for recompense. Or at least this is how it appears at the moment: "<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,38398,00.html">Sex.com Wasn't Stolen</a>" [wired.com]</p>
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<p>I should <b>also</b> point out that I have nothing to do with <a href="http://www.plasticboy.com">plasticboy.com</a> - which is another currently operating weblog out there. Plastic everywhere. It must be a sign of modern living.</p>
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<p>Ha. Thanks to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a>, I now have an almost functioning webcam. This is a significant step forward for me - particularly as I have had such overwhelming trouble with Oculus (I don't want to go into details, but it seems like a complete waste of money to me). I'm using <a href="http://www.stripcam.org">StripCam</a> now, which seems to do the job extremely well.</p>
<p>I haven't built my little webcam pop-up yet, but in the meantime you can get direct and unedited access here (remember clicking on this link signals your acceptance of the terms of watching me mooch about in my bedroom): <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/testing.jpg">"I don't care about Tom's hair, I still think he's fit"</a>. I'll neaten things up tonight, hopefully.</p>
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<p>Yay. <a href="http://www.boylog.com/">Boylog</a> thinks I'm cute. How cool is that? And I quote:</p>
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<p>There's a really bizarre article about Richard Hatch, the so-called "Evil Queen" of America's "Survivor" (which we don't get over here in UK) over at the Washington Post: "<a href="http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7413-2000Aug22.html">Hard to Beat, Impossible to Avoid</a>". I kind of skim read the article until my eyes got caught by this little paragraph:</p>
<blockquote>"The straight world is conditioned to think of homosexuality as a handicap, a weakness, a fey stereotype. The gay rights movement tries to present a warm, united front and yet somehow amplifies the notion that gay men and lesbians are marginal, lacking in power."</blockquote>
<p>Whatever the rest of the article says, this is a truth that will echo down through the ages. I prefer the "We Are Everywhere" approach. I'd rather be a super-villian than a cringing victim.</p>
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<p>Is it just me, or has <a href="http://powazek.com/2000_08_01_archive.shtml#707050">Derek</a> been at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> about the length of time it takes for a reasonably-sized booger to be ejected from one's nostril during the process of blowing one's nose? I don't get it. I thought he was supposed to be Creative Director or something?</p>
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<p>I've been through three major episodes in my quest for a decent gay identity, and none of them have really fitted right. First came the pre-gay "Can't we be just like everyone else" episode, where I wore what everyone else wore, sneered at gay people "celebrating" their difference on television and tried to cover up any "unnatural" urges I might have had to classmates at school and Uni.</p>
<p>Then came the early-gay "apologist" mode, where I appeared comfortable enough about the whole thing to declare myself gay to friends and family, and to live as a gay man, with the continual proviso that I should act in a politically appropriate way. This was when I was involved at quite a substantial level in student gay politics.</p>
<p>And then came the mid-gay, "fuck it" approach to the world, which is all about not allowing myself to pander to the whims of straight bigots or gay bigots, but just get on with things as loudly and annoyingly as possible. This stage has been great fun, and I sometimes wonder why so many people seem to spend so much time in the first two stages before realising the wonder of being a bloody nuisance whenever they get the chance.</p>
<p>With all this in mind, however, I decided to have a wander around some gay news, information and shopping sites - to do a survey, as it were, of the state of the gay (inter)nation. And unfortunately, I immediately came up against this: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20011217235730/http://www2.10percent.com/Products/Ecards/mens/anniversary.cfm">Gay E-cards</a> so hideous and twee that it's like my grandmother knitted them in a gesture of political solidarity.</p>
<p>I fear this is the final stage of the evolution of one's gay identity. The individual concerned becomes so comfortable with being a tremendous poof, that they actually start to return to the childish state of taking it seriously, and are again completely unable to see any irony or humour in anything at all. Only this time they're buying each other bunches of chrysanthemums and washer dryers. I swear to god, the people who think these cards are cool can no longer be anything even vaguely resembling human. If this is the future of gay life, then I am a resolute homophobe!</p>
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<p>Well, it's never going to happen again, so I may as well get a kick out of it while I still can. For (probably) one day only, <b>plasticbag.org</b> is #6 on <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo's weblog ratings</a>. I'm so pathetic. I can't believe that matters to me.</p>
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<p>I tell you, you leave <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/">Katy</a> alone for <b>one</b> minute, and she wanders off to <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/crete/">Crete</a> to get completely trolleyed. I don't know. Young people nowadays...</p>
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<p>I don't think I've ever done this before - I don't consider myself to be a particularly tacky person - but <b>holy crap</b> is this man gorgeous... I was watching Eurotrash on TV the other day with Kate and Mella and suddenly this incredible creature appeared on screen. There was this collective intake of breath around the room. Kate, without any prompting of any kind, leapt up and wrote down (exactly) his rather complicated name, simply so that we could find something on him on the web. And found something we have. So I'd like to introduce you all to <a href="http://hjem.get2net.dk/lottelj/oliver/2000/">Oliver Bjerrehuus</a>. If you feel you need to get more specifically acquainted, might I suggest you have a look at <a href="http://hjem.get2net.dk/lottelj/oliver/2000/d_gallery_04.htm">this picture</a>. I need a cold shower.</p>
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<p>Fury in W9: The Bank Holiday Weekend was summarily butt-fucked yesterday by <a href="http://t4.channel4.com">Channel 4</a>'s decision to cancel the second <a href="http://www.channel4.com/dawsonscreek/main.html">Dawson's Creek Day</a>. Concerned citizens, when seeking an explanation for this turn of events, were horrified to discover that it had been cancelled so that the cricket, which was cancelled on Saturday due to adverse weather conditions, could now be played on the Sunday. A correspondent for the group, "Damn You Channel 4" had this to say yesterday:</p>
<blockquote>"Mumble mumble mumble....C4 cancels Dawson's Creek Day to show cricket instead....mumble mumble mumble...this means I have to get out of bed and do something else instead....mumble mumble mumble...." [<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2000_08_27_before.html#715138">Not So Soft</a>]</blockquote>
<p>Before wandering down the pub with the authors of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">lukelog</a>.</p>
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<p>It's <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>'s birthday today. I'm in a bit of a mood with him at the moment (although less so than I am with Kerry) due to an event last night which we won't go into detail about. Still, it's not everyday you are sixteen - so congratulations old chap, your present's in the post...</p>
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<p><b>Bursting a Meme Bubble</b>: [thanks for <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a> for almost everything I am about to write]. In the UK, we have a topical comedy program called "Have I Got News For You". The show consists of two teams, one headed up each week by Ian Hislop, editor of <a href="http://www.private-eye.co.uk/">Private Eye</a>, and one headed up by misanthropic comedian Paul Merton. There is an additional celebrity or politician on each team. The show is supervised by Angus Deayton.</p>
<p>Due to the topical nature of the show, and the acerbic wits of a few of the participants in the show (and the fact that Ian Hislop knows altogether too much stuff that goes on behind the scenes in British politics), the show has been savaged a number of times by law suits and claims of defamation of character. It is also, generally, extraordinarily funny.</p>
<p>A few weeks / months ago, an e-mail purporting to be an unedited transcript of one of the shows appeared on the net. It supposedly reported the dialogue that took place between the regulars on the show and Sir Jimmy Saville, a radio DJ with a slightly dubious reputation, who was a guest this week. The e-mail was scandalous in the extreme - incredibly funny (to the point of being scary), and utterly savage. [Read it <a href="http://x57.deja.com/threadmsg_ct.xp?AN=646810116&CONTEXT=966423631.2100428823">here</a> or <a href="http://www.funny.co.uk/forum.phtml/cat_102/msgid_133">here</a>, but be warned - this is not for the kids].</p>
<p>Anyway. Such a document is clearly legally dubious <b>at best</b>, and since there is no evidence attached to the e-mail, it would seem logical to try to assume that it is entirely spurious as well. (In which case, of course, you would be talking vast potential libel damages.) But the strange thing about this particular meme is that most people who received the letter in question (including me - and I consider to be extremely cynical about chain e-mail) thought it to be <b>at least</b> plausible.</p>
<p>Now the truth of the matter is harder to discern, although through <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">linkmachinego</a> it seems that there are now several other documents on the web which purport to have something to say on the piece. This <a href="http://mudhole.spodnet.uk.com/~frogger/newtv/forum738.html">document</a>, for one, claims responsibility for the writing of the piece in question for one, and claims that it was a parody of a certain journalist rather than an attack on Saville or HIGNFY.</p>
<p>I'm looking for more evidence on the matter in question at the moment. If any of you know of any reputable sites that discuss this matter, I would be really interested in hearing about them: <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.</p>
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<p>After a very helpful e-mail I have been directed to the Guardian Newspaper's website in order to find out more about the <b>Have I Got News For You</b> debacle I was discussing yesterday. This particular article [<a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4042663,00.html">News Unlimited</a>] alleges that a good portion of the transcript is in fact accurate, but that the crucial middle section is a fake:</p>
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"Paul Merton is always a man to push the televisual boundaries of libel laws as far as they will stretch but the transcript went a lot further than anything you would have seen on the show. The trouble is - according to sources - a huge chunk of the middle section of the email is fabricated.<br /><br />
In one particularly terse exchange appearing in the "transcript", for example, Merton supposedly attacks Saville about his personal hygiene. In another, the comedian seemingly loses the plot completely and launches into an incoherent rant before being asked by a rattled Angus Deayton if he wants to stop the recording. "
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<p>Is it just me that thinks that it's pretty much impossible to be played by George Clooney in a movie <b>and</b> to be portrayed in a "false and unflattering light"? I can't helping thinking that such a statement is bordering on the oxymoronic. Nevertheless, the wife and daughters of Captain Frank William "Billy" Tyne (Clooney's character in <a href="http://www.perfectstorm.net">The Perfect Storm</a>) are trying to sue the ass off Warner Bros. for exactly that, claiming that the film depicted him as: "emotionally aloof, reckless, excessively risk-taking, self-absorbed, emasculated, despondent, obsessed and maniacal." [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_902000/902722.stm">BBC news</a>]</p>
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<p>All I can say is thank god this month is nearly over. I ran out of money <b>weeks</b> ago and finally get paid tomorrow. Which means I probably have enough money to eat, and to get cable television.</p>
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<p><b>"Blog on for an ego trip"</b>: So there was an article on weblogs in London's Evening Standard a few days ago, based around interviews with Katy of <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>, Meg of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a> and myself. I knew that it was upcoming, but it has been being delayed for weeks while various editors have been on holiday. I only found out about it when a couple of people e-mailed me referencing it - and when a work colleague mentioned it to me in the pub.</p>
<p>The article takes the form of an introduction or promo of the weblog format, and so is necessarily quite superficial, but it includes a good selection of "starter-blogs", including <a href="http://www.rubberducky.nu/girl/breasts/">The Breast Chronicles</a>. <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> is going to be pissed off though - he's mentioned, but there's no URL:</p>
<blockquote>"Recently, the pair [Katy and Tom] met up with Mark Olynciw, a 15-year old blogger from Connecticut, and chronicled the experience from three different perspectives. So what does Mark's mother think about his obsession? Oh, she's cool about it. Because she's got her own blog: at <a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog">launch.nu/momblog</a>."</blockquote>
<p>I'll try and scan it and get it up on the site shortly (assuming no one else beats me to it).</p>
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<p>There's a London meeting tonight of webloggers this evening, with many luminaries of the UK geek scene lurking in and around Leicester Square. I'm quite looking forward to it - particularly as I get to see <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>. If it gets dull, after all, she and I can duck off and go catch a movie.</p>
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<p>I've scanned the Evening Standard article and put it up on the site. You can link to it directly here: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/standard_article.gif">http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/standard_article.gif</a>. And before you ask, the journalist who wrote the article, Debbie Barham (who came to the UK webloggers meeting last night) apologised for the headline. We must remember, my friends, that headlines are the territory of Editors and Sub-Editors, not Journalists themselves. And you know how we all hate Editors.</p>
<p>The evening was pretty cool, all things considered - we all met up outside Ben and Jerry's on Leicester Square at 7pm (except <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>, already drunk, rolled up ten minutes later). From there we wandered off to a Japanese restaurant where people took photos, made bad jokes, referenced each others lives and talked about weblogging. At around 10 - Katy and I rolled off home - but more about the trip from the restaurant to the tube later in the day...</p>
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<p>One side of a conversation with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> last night between the restaurant and the tube station:</p>
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<li> "I do <b>not</b> get boring when you're out of the city."</li>
<li> "No, I have had no sex for the last three weeks."</li>
<li> "If you really need a snog then snog one of these people. They look like they need it."</li>
<li> "Really? Since 2pm you say...?"</li>
<li> "It's raining. Can we talk about this somewhere dry?"</li>
<li> "Are you <b>sure</b> you can walk?"</li>
<li> "The text message said, 'Have succumbed to desire for junk food', Katy, and I was there when you received it."</li>
<li> "Yes, I know you spent the afternoon with Evil Nick - that was who the text message was from."</li>
<li> "Yes, I <b>do</b> remember what the text message said."</li>
<li> "Yes I <b>know</b> you've been drinking since 2pm."</li>
<li> "In Corny's flat you say?"</li>
<li> "Can I borrow your mobile to text message Corny and Evil Nick?"</li>
<li> "Why are you spending all your time with my friends?"</li>
<li> "No I didn't text message them saying that you wanted to shag them."</li>
<li> "No I did not say, "Why are you shagging all my friends'."</li>
<li> "<b>Are</b> you shagging all my friends?"</li>
<li> "Drinking since 2pm? Really? I didn't <b>know</b> that..."</li>
<li> "Are you <b>really</b> sure you can walk?"</li>
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<p>Hmmm. I can't even remember if I mentioned this one, so I will now. Yet another little design project for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> - the <a href="http://www.timeout.com/budweiser/">Budweiser: The Bigger Picture</a> Offers page. If you're interested, you should sign up. I might be there...</p>
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<p><b>Ceci n'est-ce pas une meme.</b> In fact, if you ask me, it's a bloody con. If you must, look deeper. <!--// This whole bloody thing is a complete con and I don't approve at all and I think it's pretty much immoral, but everyone else is doing it, OK, so if I don't do it too, I'll feel really left out... The following source code has been stolen from notsosoft.com who pilfered it from wannabegirl.org who in turn ripped it from Neale @ wrongwaygoback.com who stole it from Uncle Joe @ utsler.com. It is indeed a jolly good idea, and very sneaky. I like that. girlhero, benbrown, sixkill, bluishorange, dansanderson, bryanjbusch, prolific, visibone, cozmik.gerl, hyperbolical, dead-man.org, screamingmeemies, bluesilver, electricbiscuit, realmofredheads, frogfrau, gaylery, harlanlandes, harrumph, somnolent, wondergurl, thinkdink, jish, percenttwenty, guldimel, 16thstreet, jimloon, pfilho, citizenp, sapphireblue, cannibal.cx, visualdistortion.net, perpetualbeta, wrongwaygoback, fairvue, newdream.net, pamie.com, pamster, pocketgeek, robotgirl.org, design8, packetmonkeys.net, didesign, fiendishthingy, stuffeddog, bappy, prettyprincess, bradlands, ouch.vms1.com, uber.nu, WalkingBitch, plasticbag.org, captainfez.com, www.kitschbitch.com, www.notsosoft.com, www.starflake.com/notes/, www.bonni.net/blog, www.heavysigh.com, www.littleyellowdifferent.com, www.toxicflux.com, www.perogi.com, pale.org, www.raging.nu/pissmeoff, viscerate.com, randomfoo.net, www.gomakross.org, www.nastyassholes.com, hamp.hampshire.edu/~eyh96, www.stuffclub.f2s.com, www.electricbiscuit.com, killer13.port5.com, www.37signals.com/svn, members.fortunecity.com/slutvirgin, www.fumbling.org/startled, www.crosswinds.net/~atomicdesign/cortex, asen.republika.pl, www.gunblade.nu, phpklik.dhs.org, members.home.net/razzing1, www.ataraxy.org/zany, antispark.com, www.webqueen.bizland.com, www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing, www.urbankitten.com, www.crosswinds.net/~hljohanson, users.nac.net/fsolinger, phpklik.dhs.org/~koen, bluezfire.org, markus822.tripod.com, www.san630.com, www.digitaltwiddlers.com, www.ozcomics.com/affiliates/meltingpot/dragonfly/, www.davidgagne.net, http://www.ozcomics.com/affiliates/meltingpot/dragonfly, www.fis.utoronto.ca/masters/simonds, geirag.homepage.com, gis.net/~viau, sparked.nu, www.bryanjbusch.com/lately, www.geocities.com/radio_mookie, joopy.simplenet.com, gomakross.org/02, www.flickerfade.org/infikai, implosive.net, www.superiemand.com, www.riothero.com, swirlee.catharsis.org, trenchant.org, Blog Party, Blogger, Captain Cursor, Considered Harmful, Dandot.com, ElectricBiscuit, Flutterby, Jeffrey Zeldman Presents, harrumph!, LarkFarm, MetaFilter, Metajohn, More Like This, Once I noticed I was on fire..., OneSwellFoop, Pith and Vinegar, Public Blog, Sixkill - The Whole Enchilada, Submit and Obey, SwallowingTacks, Gaylery Touched by an Impudite, Virulent Memes, WHUZZUP!, Zippyblog, awol, b l i n g, blueblog, bluishorange, catherine's pita, dumbmonkey, eleven seconds, evhead, fozbaca.org, lake effect, leather egg, log nu, m3tacubed, macewan.org, mattl.com, megnut, mikel/log, onfocus, kottke.org, powazek productions, prolific, q, re-run, sylloge, thinkdink, twernt, webloglog, gooddeed.net, williac..., xml.com, Yub, wetlog, Hollywood Tattler, OceanBlog, met4quad //--></p>
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<p>OK. There's this writer called Grant Morrison, right? And he's, like, absurdly talented and witty, and has been written about in academic tomes on postmodernity. His work sells in the hundreds of thousands of copies a month, and he may or may not have been the creative force behind <a href="http://www.whatisthematrix.com">The Matrix</a>, depending on who you believe. He <b>mainly</b> writes comic books - pretty fucked-up comic books if the truth be told - about freakish superheroes, the nature of reality, anarchy, evolution, revolution and bald men, who wear leather and fight the establishment.</p>
<p>Way back in the mists of time, he also created this little character called Flex Mentallo, a character who literally leapt off the page. He was a poor skinny little boy, who had sand kicked in his face on the beach. His girlfriend thought he was pathetic and went off with the bully. He studied muscle building arts, and then his girlfriend wanted him back.</p>
<p>Any of this sound familiar? Charles Atlas Ltd. thought so (and rightly, since the comic strip follows almost exactly the Atlas comic strips of the seventies and eighties) and swiftly sued. And why did they sue? [<a href="http://news.excite.com/news/r/000831/08/odd-atlas-dc">"Sand Kicked in the Face of Charles Atlas"</a>]</p>
<p>Because in Morrison's version, "Mac" doesn't just write off for some guides to muscle-building. Instead, he meets a strange man down a dark-alley who has a television instead of a forehead, whose arms trail cans of some kind and who is continually smoking three cigarettes. The man offers Mac the knowledge to make him a master of the arts of Muscle Mystery - and thus to be able to cloud men's minds, look into other dimensions and generate a "Hero Halo" which hovers above him, saying "Hero of the Beach". But above and beyond all this, what really pissed off Charles Atlas Ltd, was that when the cooing girlfriend turns around to Mac and says: "Oh Mac! You are a real man after all!", he replies (while pushing her off him), "That's right. I <b>am</b> a real man and I don't need a tramp like <b>you</b> anymore!" (before wandering off into the sunset in his swimming trunks - Hero Halo a-blazing."</p>
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<p>Conversations in my head:</p>
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<li><b>Loyal Reader:</b> Tom? What did you and Katy do last night?
<li><b>Tom:</b> We went to see <a href="http://www.singalonga.co.uk/">The Sound of Music</a> at the Prince Charles Cinema, Loyal Reader.
<li><b>LR:</b> You did what? Why would you do that? I don't understand!
<li><b>Tom:</b> We went to see <a href="http://www.singalonga.co.uk/">The Sound of Music</a>. Sheesh - it's not that hard to understand.
<li><b>LR:</b> Let me get this straight. You and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> went to the <b>cinema</b> to see an absurdly long Julie Andrews musical that you can see on TV every single Bank Holiday, Easter and Christmas. And you went on a <b>Friday</b> night?
<li><b>Tom:</b> I can see how you might think that was slightly strange - but really - this was a <b>special</b> screening of the movie. At this screening, they put subtitles on for all the songs and you are supposed to sing along, and people get dressed up in fancy dress (and there's a competition for the best Nun) and there are props (just like when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show). And there's an intermission and popcorn and coke and it's four hours long and there's Austria and Nazis and "High on a Hill was a..." and "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...". <b>It's COOL</b>, OK?!
<li><b>LR:</b> Fuck this, I'm off to <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>
<li><b>Tom:</b> Hello? <b>Hello?</b> Is there anyone there?
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<p>I've run out of friends, I think. Toby's away doing god-parent things, Nick's in Oxford or Cambridge (doing god knows what with god knows who - although I'll bet it involves women), Rhonda's in Sussex, Kate and Mella have gone out for breakfast with Tara, Katy is on her way back to Manchester, Evil Nick's in Harrow, etc etc etc... <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> aren't even on AIM. I don't understand.</p>
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<p>A message from the uber-God, Grant Morrison, delivered to us through the BBC: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/edfest/chat/post_chat.shtml">EdFest Live Chat Transcript</a>. Bow in wonder, unworthy scum. Selected awesomeness follows:</p>
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<b>Ed�Mathews:</b> JLA was a fun romp. Any chance we'll see you playing with DC's heroes again soon? Grant Morrison on Aquaman would be most intriguing, for instance...<br /><br />
<b>Grant�Morrison:</b> I had a really good idea ...Aquaman's mum was a mermaid and laid eggs and there were thousands of them!<br /><br />
<b>Rizla�1977</b> Am I a sad, deluded fanboy, or are there really deep magical undertones to MarvelBoy?<br /><br />
<b>GrantMorrison</b> Yes there are deep undertones and Yes you are a sad deluded boy for thinking so<br /><br />
<b>Jinx</b> Will Zenith be returning to 2000AD?<br /><br />
<b>Grant�Morrison</b> Yes shortly and in a fairly bizarre story It starts off with Britney Spears being raped by a robot.
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<p>It was Saturday afternoon at 5pm, and I wander into <a href="http://www.towerrecords.co.uk">Tower Records</a> in Piccadilly Circus. The whole place has been redecorated and looks quite different from how I remember it. The most significant addition is a whole bank of iMacs with net access for sale at �1 for 20 minutes. "Cool", I think to myself, "I can blog from the middle of Tower. That's got to be pretty hip". So I sit down with my little 20 minute card and try to access something.</p>
<p>Time passes. Sites resolutely refuse to load. After twenty minutes, I have managed to glance at two pages: my site and <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger.com</a>, where I have written a piece slamming the appalling connection speeds. I click on post and publish and nothing happens. For six minutes. My time runs out. I am furious.</p>
<p>At least in the meantime I'd found a way to remove all their sponsors from the browser (why don't they ever turn off keyboard shortcuts) and replace them with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch</a> and <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a> links. I rule.</p>
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<p>I've just discovered that I have built up a backlog of 50 unanswered e-mails over the last two weeks. So if I haven't replied to you yet, I'm very sorry, and I <b>will</b> get around to it.</p>
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<p><b><advertisement></b> Are you an Anglophile? Obsessed with UK-based webloggers such as <b>me</b>? [Or <a href="http://www.haddock.org">haddock.org</a>, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Lukelog</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">linkmachinego</a>] If so, then keep up to date with the latest in logging with <a href="http://gb.weblogs.com/">gb.weblogs.com</a>. <b></advertisement></b></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> just can't sit still. Latest launch: <a href="http://www.blogspot.com/">blog*spot</a> - a free blogger-blog hosting service. I have to confess though, that <b>even</b> after looking at their products page, I wonder how/if they make any money. And if there aren't ads on blog*spot, you have to wonder how it keeps body and soul together.</p>
<p>I have this image of <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> sitting on a doorstep with two extremely powerful laptops, with a cable snaking sneakily out of a nearby warehouse, and "Will Code For Food" written on their T-shirts...</p>
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<p>Answer me honestly, oh faithful readers, do I (or do I not) look like <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2000_09_01_kb.html#760774">Jack Nicholson</a>?</p>
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<p>Being an unnecessarily defensive post about Tom's inability to get things done on plasticbag.org:</p>
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<li> <b>Question</b>: Am I still watching That Thing You Do, reading Harry Potter IV and listening to Moby?
<li> <b>Answer</b>: No. I have been watching Shanghai Noon, reading comic books and listening to the Beta Band.
<li> <b>Question</b>: So how come it says different on the left, then?
<li> <b>Answer</b>: Because I'm really disorganised. Sheesh. You guys give me such a hard time sometimes...
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<p>What are you supposed to <b>do</b> when what you <b>do</b> doesn't give you pleasure? And if it's not that <b>you</b> don't like <b>it</b> but that <b>it</b> no longer likes <b>you</b> - well, what are you supposed to do about it? My whole work life feels completely out of control at the moment - spiralling all over the place. And decisions seem to be made about my future by, it seems, everyone <b>other</b> than myself. I probably just need a holiday (hopefully approaching rapidly - oh sunny Bristol, how fair thou art), but it doesn't feel like that at the moment.</p>
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<p>Three perspectives on work, with excerpts [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a> and <a href="http://www.randomwalks.com">randomwalks</a>]: </p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.zpub.com/notes/black-work.html">The Abolition of Work</a><br />
"Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working."
<li> <a href="http://www.unamerican.com/fuckwork/">Fuck Work</a><br />
"The goal of Unamerican Activities is the creation of a business model that will permit the dissemination of FIVE MILLION STICKERS THAT SAY 'FUCK WORK'. "
<li> <a href="">We Need Less Labor, More Days</a><br />
"With 16 new holidays added to the 10 existing ones we could have what amounts to a three-day weekend every other week. I would, however, retain the five-day school week, giving parents two days a month to themselves."
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<p>I have been working really hard today. I've got a lot of things done which needed to be done, and I feel quite proud of myself for having done them. However, it has to be said that I have a limited amount of respect for the things themselves. In fact, through my current distorted gaze, the only productive things I seem to have done today are:</p>
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<li> Throw a plasticine castle against a wall very hard until it turned into mush.
<li> Play "It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine" very loudly in the office after everyone else went home.
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<p><b>Disclaimer</b>: Everything that follows is the result of me having had a bad day at work and should therefore be taken with a pinch of salt (the size of a small planet). God is love. Love is God. I am Bored. I'm going Home.</p>
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<p>It was my father's birthday on Friday, and I bought him this book on the history of the twentieth century, but I haven't had time to send it to him yet, which makes me feel completely appalling - and indeed is pretty unforgiveable. The thing is, I pretty much know that whatever I buy him will be pretty much wrong. If he wants something he buys it himself, and he doesn't really seem to have any particular "general interests" that a present can easily cater for.</p>
<p>I asked him what he wanted for Christmas one year, and he said that he'd like fifty Bic biros. So I bought him fifty Bic biros. He seemed as happy with them as anything else I'd ever bought him... </p>
<p>I've only made him smile genuinely once with a birthday present, which was for his fiftieth and contained fifty presents - from a bean bag frog to a vibro-massage kit. But although he smiled at the time, I don't think any of the gifts were ever used again. In the end, I think my brother stole the frog, which we decided to call Wilbur. He got a hole in him in the end. All the beans fell out.<p>
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<p>Am I the <b>only</b> person to have read Freud around here? I mean - <b>really</b>?!</p>
<blockquote><b><a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>:</b><br />"from a dream about honey bees on a school playground: kerry showing off his pirate sword took from a monkey bar. be careful, i told him, you're going to stab someone with that sword of yours. kerry, c'mon, put the sword down, we'll play dodge ball! honestly! kerry!
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<p>Every so often I forget that <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">notsosoft</a> has a <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/camarchive.html">Scary MegCam Archive</a>. On those days, the world is grey and depressing. And then I remember that it's there and look long and hard. And then I can't stop laughing! For months!</p>
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<p>I have just had a long conversation with my boss of bosses about work and life and holiday time. He's been really reassuring and nice and helpful, which means that I just have more to think about now than I did before, if I'm completely honest, but at least I'm less tense.</p>
<p>The most satisfying part of the whole shebang is that he (I fear with nervousness in his heart) practically insisted that I take a couple of weeks off work starting after work tomorrow. I think I'm going to be off from the seventh until the nineteenth, during which time I plan to visit Bristol, get cable television, work on my sites, clean my bedroom and sort out the weird thing that seems to be growing on the bottom of my feet.</p>
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<p>There are some increasingly strange people lurking on what used to be the Nexus over on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> - quite how I'm supposed to respond to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000262.html">this</a> without looking like a complete egotist is beyond me. Thanks, guys!</p>
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<p>So I've been now on holiday for approximately forty-five minutes (if one considers that that's when I would have arrived at work this morning), and I have already been rung with questions. I can only assume that they are doing it to try and make me feel useful.</p>
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<p>Yesterday, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> went on holiday, and left her site under the awesome government of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> and Nick (of Corny fame). The new design is extremely entertaining - which reminds me - I told Dan of Daily Doozer infamy that I'd build something for him... I must get around to that over the next couple of weeks.</p>
<p>What else has been going on? Erm. The new <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> site is rapidly approaching launch - it's on the net at the moment, but I doubt you'll be able to find it. After work last night (I left at 8pm) I went for dinner with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a>, this bloke called Ian and this other bloke called Frank at this club thing down a back-alley off St Martins Lane. I don't think Ian or Frank have websites, which I fear makes them approximately 2/3rds of a person. The food and company was great. Nice time had - although I fear I now know a little too much about the internal working of <a href="http://www.aol.co.uk">AOL</a> and <a href="http://www.lineone.co.uk">LineOne</a>.</p>
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<p>So I decided to send <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> a message through AIM even though it was clear that he wasn't there. I was just interested in the kind of message he might leave. He's such a charmer:</p>
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"i'm at school. Stinkbadger, if you IMed to say you loved me, thanks babe, i love you too. Stinkbadger, if you IMed to say you hate me, fuck you jerk! and if you IMed just to talk, man up, and pick one of the two choices above, deal? see ya this afternoon around 3:00."
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<p>Mere days after I finally convinced my boss to sign a deal with <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk">Amazon</a> rather than with the rather appalling <a href="http://www.bookshop.co.uk">IBS</a>, I read this:</p>
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Wired [<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,38622,00.html">Online Prices Not Created Equal</a>]:<br />
"Amazon apparently offers good discounts to new users, then once they get the person hooked and coming back to their site again and again, they play with the prices to make more money," wrote one angry poster in the online forum DVD Talk. <br /><br />
A number of other posters in the same forum fumed about prices varying wildly for the same DVDs, depending on whether the surfer accessed Amazon from his own computer or someone else's. Several angry Amazon customers emailed complaints to Wired News. <br /><br />
Amazon.com acknowledged that it's been presenting different prices to different customers in its DVD store, but denied that it does so on the basis of any past purchasing behavior at Amazon.
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<p>The article goes on to argue that targetted pricing could be the way of the future, with people who are more likely to pay more for a product being put in a position where those are the only prices they are offered - and with this happening often without their knowledge. This so clearly has the potential to be horribly immoral that I can't think that it will work - people will protest or governments / fair trade associations will intervene. But in the meantime I think this is a matter for protest: <b>Equal Rights to Fair Prices!</b></p>
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I was going to go and visit a friend in Bristol for this weekend, but I heard yesterday that a close friend of hers died a couple of days ago. She's come down to London to be with them, and I met her in Hampstead for a drink this afternoon.<p>
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Well I said it would happen, and happen it has - plasticbag.org falls from six to thirty-one on <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo.org</a>. I kind of knew it would happen eventually, but I have to say I am disappointed. I should probably have done the move several months ago.<p>
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Images from Star Wars: Episode II are released - and they have a sneaky / cunning way of letting people distribute them:<br /><br />
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<a href="http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/select"><img src="http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/select/mini_select/img/mini_select.jpg" height="82" width="213"></a>
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A quote from the letters column of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/7160/league1.html">The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</a>, a comic book written by Alan Moore concerned with the adventures of the Invisible Man, Dr Jekyll, Allan Quatermain, Mina Murray and Captain Nemo (and a number of other 19th Century Roustabouts).
<blockquote>"Good show, young man. Our hats are off to you. While we are not entirely sure exactly who this "Danger Girl" to whom you more than once refer might be, we venture that she sounds like a vexatious little strumpet and is almost certainly deserving of a vigorous beating, perhaps with a taws or riding crop. Why I'll wager you'd buy six issues if we did that, wouldn't you, you cheeky little bounder? Here's a shilling, don't spend it on gin. When we were our age we were all dying of pleurisy up chimneys, but it was character-forming, and that's how we beat the Hun. Now be off with you, before we tell your Father."</blockquote>
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<p>OK - so I have a question for you people in the US. While watching "Dharma and Greg" last night on Channel 4, Mella and I tried to remember the name of the other US sitcom which stars a man and a woman, and whose premise we refined down from "Woman and Faggot" to "Slag and Poof". Bearing in mind that Mella and I were identifying heavily with these roles at the time, please only helpful <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mails</a>!</p>
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What are you supposed to <b>do</b> when you're on holiday? I'm already bored, and I've only been off a day and a half. Ho hum. Guess I'll tidy the flat and go pay some bills...<p>
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<b>Wow</b>: Twenty e-mails in five hours - all telling me that the TV show in question is not in fact called "Slag and Poof", or indeed "Poof and Slag", but instead is called "Will and Grace" (not far off - pat yourself on the back Tom). Here are some links about said program:
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<li> <a href="http://www.nbc.com/willandgrace/">NBC: Will & Grace</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.durfee.net/will/">Rob's Will & Grace page</a>
<li> <a href="http://eem.imagenet2000.com/wng/">The Essential Will & Grace</a>
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Now all I need to know is when this show is coming to the UK.<p>
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So Mel gets evicted from the <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/">Big Brother UK</a> house with a whopping 69% of the vote. My flatmate Mella rings me from the studio straight after the TV program and says that everyone in her family is really glad to have her coming home, and that the atmosphere in the theatre was pretty strange. Two hours until the full interview...<p>
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Adapted plot synopses (thanks to: <a href="http://www.durfee.net/will/">Rob's Will & Grace Page</a>, using my names for the main characters (I find this inordinately amusing and could have put about a thousand of them up):
<blockquote><b>Pilot:</b><br />
Poof's poker night with his buddies gets interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Slag, who has once again broken up with her boyfriend and arrives to spend the night--much to the displeasure of Poof's friend Queen, who was planning to move in temporarily while his own apartment has new flooring put in. Poof talks Slag into finally leaving her boyfriend for good, she marches off to confront him, but when she returns to announce that she has accepted a marriage proposal, Poof risks their friendship by telling her what he thinks.
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<blockquote><b>Where there's a Poof, there's no way:</b><br />
Slag claims that the reason she's not dating is that she's having too much "fun" with Poof--so she proposes that they try their best not to have fun. Meanwhile, Queen is seeing stars over seeing an IRS agent, so he enlists Poof's help.
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<blockquote><b>The truth about Poof and Dogs:</b><br />
After Slag defies Poof's wishes and brings home a puppy, Poof can't resist the pooch and begins to treat him like a newborn baby. Meanwhile, Queen and Bitch worry about the dog's effect on Poof and Slag and insist that the new parents go out for a night on the town.
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<p>Right. I have decided I am actually quite irritated about having plummeted twenty-two places on <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo.org</a>'s ratings, even if it is completely irrelevant (<aside to camera>"My fat arse"</aside to camera>) so I'm going to stoop to actually <b>demanding</b> that you people out there with weblogs 1) Make sure you have your site listed (e-mail <a href="mailto:metalog@beebo.org">metalog@beebo.org</a>) and 2) Make sure that you have <b>plasticbag.org</b> in your permanent links section on the page.</p>
<p>Without wishing to compromise my journalistic integrity in any way whatsoever, I can reveal myself to be a shameless linkwhore and self-publicist who will not allow any such selfless act to be unrewarded. I love you all. Each and every one of you. Or should I say I <b>will</b> love you, just as soon as you do the decent thing and bloody link to me.</p>
<p>Ever your obsequious bitch, Tom.</p>
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When I designed <b>plasticbag.org</b> I decided that I wasn't going to pay any attention to the restrictions of the web-safe pallette. I mean - it's a personal site, right - I'm not selling anything - to an extent it doesn't <b>matter</b> if a few people find the site visually offensive. <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> seems to have taken a similar approach - that the personal site is an arena for a certain amount of experimentation that one can't make when one is designing for a company, and hence the web-safe palette is less important.<p>
I've just read an article over at Webmonkey called: <a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/00/37/index2a.html?tw=design">"Death of the Websafe Color Palette?"</a>. The two authors performed some experiments on different platforms between 256 colour displays, High Colour displays and True Colour displays - to see if it was necessary to still design within the web palette at all. [If you don't know what the web palette is, then the article will explain all.] What they found was alarming.<p>
Apparently only <b>22</b> colours actually remain completely consistent cross browser, cross platform and cross colour depth [<a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/00/37/stuff2a/complete_websafe_216/reallysafe_palette.html">The Really Safe Web Palette</a>]. Every other colour renders improperly when placed next to a .gif of (in theory) the same colour on one or more system.<p>
I'll provide an example: the curved tab-like shape that forms the top of this column of text. If you look at this page using anything other than a true colour colour depth, that image appears to be a very different colour from the text background. It is errors in rendering like this that are supposed to be avoided by using the web safe palette.<p>
It looks like we have a long way to go before we can cheerfully mix images and cell backgrounds using any colour over every colour depth. At least these figures are relatively reassuring (even if they only represent a general trend in the right direction):
<blockquote>"The most recent numbers we've seen from StatMarket put True Color (24- and 32-bit) at about 38 percent of users; High Color (16-bit) at about 56 percent; and 256-color users are at about 6 percent."</blockquote>
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I have been informed today (by the same person) both that I am a self-important puffed-up egotist <b>and</b> that I look like <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Alley/5795/mickey.jpg">Timothy Olyphant</a>. Talk about mixed signals.<p>
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<b>Found through referrer logs</b> - Another intelligent & able Brit-Blog spreads its wings: <a href="http://will.tryonline.net/weblog.php">will.tryonline.net</a>.<p>
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What does this mean? [<a href="http://publog.medien.uni-weimar.de/">publog</a>]
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"Blog on for an ego trip. Ich dachte immer, in Weblogs geht es um kommentierte Links. (So kommt es auch in dieser Sendung im �sterreichischen Rundfunk r�ber.) <br /><br />
"Inzwischen k�nnte man fast sagen: "Ein Weblog ist eine Seite, die mit Blogger oder einem �hnlichen Tool erstellt wird." Auch der Begriff "Blogger" ist auf dem besten Weg, ein ganz normales Wort zu werden (wie "Walkman"). Ist das ein cleverer Masterplan vom Pyra oder passiert das alles zuf�llig?"
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<a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk/">Sourground</a> has redesigned. It's so ... simple. There's a good portion of me that is quite jealous of him on this one - it looks so <b>simple</b>. It makes <b>plasticbag.org</b> look so overcomplicated - which really wasn't the intention at all. I wanted it to be clean and clear and different and cool. Maybe I haven't succeeded. I must think more about this.<p>
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You can perhaps imagine how cheerful I was this morning to check my regular dosage of post-Katy <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2000_09_01_kb.html#798446">kitschbitch</a>, only to discover a horribly unpleasant photograph of myself scanned in by the evil Mr Cornwell, who managed to capture me looking particularly long and moose-ish. I can't remember the last time I have cringed with such horror at a photograph. Please god let me not look like this: <a href="http://www.hokum.demon.co.uk/mooseman.JPG">Moose/Man</a>.<p>
The picture, incidentally, was taken at the recent house-warming of Toby, an old friend of mine, who - perhaps incongruously - does not live in a huge mansion full of suits of armour and secret passages, but in a rather nice little flat off England's Lane in Belsize Park.<p>
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I had this really good idea for something to do on the site, but unfortunately I can't implement it. I was going to dig up my teenage diaries and see if I wrote anything for these dates and run them in parallel. But I can't seem to find them anywhere. Which is probably a good thing, considering how embarrassing they probably are. I know that at times they lapse into porn-novel territory. So I am thinking instead of doing a "History of Tom in Pictures" thing, which will have a number of sizeable absences in it as I refused to have photos taken for years at a time in fits of post-adolescent grumpiness.<p>
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According to <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a>, I am the eighth person in the last 24 hours to mention <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>. Having checked more thoroughly, it transpires that I am the sixth person in the last 24 hours to mention the redesign.<p>
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A translation of the German. [from <a href="http://publog.medien.uni-weimar.de/">publog</a> translated by <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a>]
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"Blog on for an ego trip. I always thought that weblogs are about links
with commentary. (That's what it also looks like in this program on
Austrian television) <br /><br />
"In the meantime you can almost say: A weblog is a site that is made with
Blogger, or a similar tool. Also, the term 'blogger' is on its way to
become an ordinary word (like 'walkman'). Is this one of Pyra's clever
masterplans, or is it all just a coincidence?"
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I'm bored. It's official. I am apparently incapable of being on my own for more than four days without having some kind of organised activity. How pathetic is that? It hasn't been this way for long - less than a year ago the very idea of starting a non-freelance nine-to-five kind of job filled me with horror. I loved my freedom, and used it mercilessly. Perhaps it's been too long since I had a holiday. I have a week and a half left and I can't think of anything to do with it.<p>
This was brought home to me today by a visit to the office. I had to go in because I thought there was a bill that I had left at work which needed to be paid. Everyone looked at me with mute astonishment as I walked into the room, and in short order I found myself discussing work-related matters with my boss over a pub lunch.<p>
Twenty minutes later and I'm sitting in an internet café thinking how bizarre it is to find myself in this situation, and beginning to get a sense in my head of why my step-father spent such a long time at the office, and why people with stressful jobs feel obselete when they retire...<p>
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<b>Delightful news</b>: "Poof and Slag" has won Best Comedy at the <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/emmys/emmys_home.html">Emmy Awards</a>. Find out more about this thrilling series with this guide to the lives of aspirational homosexual Will and his brightly clad female accomplice, Grace: <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/emmys/bios/will_and_grace.html">Will & Grace</a>.<p>
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<b>My fictional love-life (prelude)</b>: I've had a couple of e-mails lately asking about the state of my love life at the moment - people are, it seems, desperate to get some kind of vicarious thrill by watching me shag my way around north London.<p>
Unfortunately, I have no love life at the moment - various reasons (including exhaustion, grumpiness and general crapulence) have precluded any down-and-dirty bedroom action. So I have a temporary solution. I'm going to generate a fictional bloke who I can write about here. And all you guys have to do is pretend with me that what you are reading is the real thing. First entry to come soon...<p>
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<a href="http://www.waferbaby.com/corner/matthaughey/">Wafterbaby corners Matt Haughey</a>. His list of regular reads is interesting (and not just because he seems to read <b>plasticbag.org</b> every so often. I'm more impressed because of his level of committment. I will be completely honest - while the logs I read varies from day to day, I doubt I read more than five or six in any one day.<p>
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<b>My fictional love-life (1)</b>: So I'm walking down the street when I slip on a banana skin and land hard on my back. The weather isn't brilliant so I get this kind of sky-grey haze moving behind the glowing spots that dance around in front of me. This weird-looking guy with a big nose and an eye-patch helps me up. Everyone else kind of walked past.<p>
We didn't say a lot to each other, but he didn't make a very good first impression. You know the type - completely self-involved and nauseatingly smug. Instantly frustrating. He did, however, have a nice arse. <p>
After helping me stand up, we did some "British" thing that you see on TV programs like Friends, but which never <b>actually</b> happens in England (possibly we looked a bit sheepish and mentioned the Queen) and went on our separate ways. God help me, I hope I don't bump into <b>him</b> again...<p>
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<p>So I'm watching television this evening and <a href="http://www.fox.com/70sshow/index.html">That '70s Show</a> comes on Channel 5. For the Americans amongst us I should point out that Channel 5 is to quality television what fart jokes are to Contemporary Dance Theatre. </p>
<p>The show is a favourite of regular <b>plasticbag.org</b> subjectee Kerry - my pet American - and for this reason I decided that I should probably watch it.</p>
<p>It's basically pretty funny, but suffers much more than normal from trans-atlantic drift. All UK-based people will understand this one - it's what has happened when you are staring at the TV screen trying blankly to work out what "cooties" are.</p>
<p>In the first episode I watched there was an appearance by '70s President Ford. The jokes at his expense were, I fear as incomprehensible to me as any joke I might be able to make about <whoever - the - hell - was - Prime - Minister - before - Thatcher - rose - from - her - icy - crypt> would be to an American. </p>
<p>Or indeed to me, since I clearly can't for the life of me remember what his name was.</p>
<p>By means of retribution on the USA for the export of comedy that <b>only they will understand</b>, I hereby suggest the export of <a href="http://dawnfrench.tripod.com/vicar.html">The Vicar of Dibley</a>, which I watched <b>last</b> night, and which contained about a thousand Paul Daniels, Debbie McGee and Crunchie jokes - all of which I "fear" might be lost on our American cousins.</p>
<p>Let's see them put <b>that</b> on an obscure cable channel and forget all about it! Ha. Revenge is sweet.</p>
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<b>My fictional love-life (2):</b> You'll never guess - I bumped into weird guy with patch and nose again today. It was at my weekly visit for colonic irrigation. He goes to the same place. He is such a frustrating human being. Although, not really having spoken to him properly yet, I don't really know how I could know that. God help me, I hope he doesn't turn up to that fictional party I'm having next week.<p>
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While we are on the subject of Radiohead, am I right in thinking that both the cover and name of their soon to be released album (<a href="http://www.radiohead.com/007.html">Kid A</a>) are really quite bad?<p>
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The two activities that I had down on my list as "to be done" today were: 1) Sign up with new GP, 2) Get cable television. Since I have not managed to leave the house all day, the first one seems rather unlikely, and unfortunately the people who supply cable television are resolutely refusing to talk to me. Which leaves this day as rather a dead loss. I have played quite a lot of <a href="http://www.quake3world.com">Quake III</a> though - that's got to count for something, right?<p>
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I read this interview with <a href="http://www.radiohead.com/">Radiohead</a> in <a href="http://www.Qonline.co.uk/">Q</a> the other day, and thought to myself - if only they weren't so torturous about what they do; perhaps then they'd have more fun with it. And then I thought about how long it took me to get a tiny little website rebuilt, and how much horror that generated for me, and then I shut up.<p>
In this interview was a reference to the book <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0006530400','us','0312203438');">No Logo</a> by Naomi Klein, which the various band members said had clarified for them what they wanted to talk about on the album (if indeed they were talking about anything). So I thought to myself - "No Logo" - that sounds like the kind of book that interests me - it's got that counter-cultural vibe going on; I think I'll buy it.<p>
So I went to lots of shops and couldn't find it and returned home grumpy and forlorn. And then last night I spilt a glass of beer on my desk and had to grab about a ton of stuff off it and throw it on the floor so that I could mop up the mess. And what do I see at the bottom of the pile, but a copy of the book itself in full burning technicolour. Nick had bought it for me for my birthday and I'd completely forgotten.<p>
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Many more days of holiday and I fear I might actually reach that fabled limit of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> saturation. Then again...<p>
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<p>There's some astonishingly good - and extraordinarily strange - high quality Flash work over at <a href="http://www.nosepilot.com">nosepilot.com</a> [via <a href="http://www.beebo.org/metalog">metalog</a>]. It reminds me a lot of those strange five minute cartoon pieces that you sometimes see on BBC2 in between some late night talk show and the third repeat of V. Only it's of infinitely higher quality. If you haven't seen this quote yet, then you are nowhere near the end:</p>
<blockquote><b>"I think I see it, that evil robotic duck."</b></blockquote>
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<p>If you are sane and therefore want Anna to win <a href="http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/">Big Brother UK</a> then ring <b>09011 980 101</b> immediately. If you need further reason than that, I could mention that there is a rumour going around London media circles at the moment that Big Brother have made a deal with <a href="http://www.currantbun.com">The Sun</a> to edit the TV footage to make sure that Craig wins. He is apparently considered very good Sun-fodder. This may very well be a load of bollocks, so concentrate on this simple message: <b>Anna is GOD</b> and commands you to vote for her.</p>
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<p><b>News from Apple:</b> The MacOS X Public Beta is now finally available for testing. Confession - I'm a bit scared of OS X - I'm a relatively recent convert to Macs (and I haven't regretted it in the slightest), but I hear that there are many features of the new operating system that are similar to Windows. Frankly, I just don't get it. It does however look wonderful. [<a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/">OS X</a>]</p>
<p>Apple have also released a couple of new iBooks in new colour schemes. I mean - they look nice, but there's not much of a leap there. [<a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook/">iBook</a>]</p>
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CATEGORY: Journalism
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<p>I've just read this astonishing article on a conference held by journalists about the reporting of gay issues: ["<a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x9999300">'Gay' journalists turn activists</a>"] At this conference the question of "balance" came up - the question was <b>Do we have to present both sides of the opinion on gay issues, when we don't on racism?</b> This is a quote from one of the people present:</p>
<blockquote>"Ramon Escobar, an MSNBC producer who moderated the same plenary session, said, "This whole issue of 'balance' that we as journalists are supposed to achieve. ... When we cover the black community, I've never seen a newsroom where you're covering one side and then you have to go run out and get the Klan's point of view: 'Well, I've got to go do my Klan interview.' How do you be fair?"</blockquote>
<p>The article itself, however, is decidedly anti-gay - they quote the piece above as if it were a ridiculous thing to say. The journalist themselves says:</p>
<blockquote>"Despite all the gay propaganda masquerading as news; despite the ubiquitous pro-"gay" puff pieces; and the "inside" manipulations by NLGJA journalists, something is wrong: Americans are still repulsed by homosexual behavior. Gay sex remains a massive turn off. "</blockquote>
<p>I'm not going to argue with this person on the grounds of rights vs tastes - although one might argue briefly that not liking hip-hop should not be reason enough to countenance racism - but what I <b>am</b> going to take issue with is his statement about the role of journalists. Two quote for you now:</p>
<blockquote>"A newsman's job is to report the news -- not undermine natural inhibitions guided by centuries of moral teaching."<br /><br />
At the conference, homosexual reporters in mainstream media positions found it hard to subdue their enthusiasm for "gay rights," thus discarding the old journalistic ethic of neutrality.
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<p>That the gentleman concerned also seems to miss the point of is that the job of the reporter is also to report the <b>truth</b> - whether that be difficult for some people to accept or not. The interpretation of that truth is another matter - and I'm afraid one where it simple isn't possible to take a completely "balanced" line.</p>
<p>After all - how <b>can</b> you be "balanced" and still be a reporter - if what you report has to reflect the full breadth of opinion on every issue, whether or not there is any evidence or not, then serious news reporting about the death of Kennedy would be full of wild accusations and (probably) untruths (aliens, CIA conspiracies, FBI conspiracies, Masons, Illuminati etc etc etc). The job of the reporter is to assess the facts and report what seems most likely to be the truth - not to mirror what he or she reports to the opinions of the population.</p>
<p>In fact, I think this points to one of the biggest crises in journalism in the USA today. Writing the news has <b>never</b> been about being "balanced" (in the sense of mirroring the report to a greater or lesser extent to what various interest groups <b>say</b> is the truth), but about being <b>impartial</b> - free from those influences to write what appears to <b>be</b> the truth.</p>
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<p>For the libertarian in all of us, the BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) has set out it's <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x9997817">new guidelines</a> - and they are much less invasive than they have been before. In films specfically targetted at children, the guidelines have been strengthened, but for films for adults, the consensus seems to be that people now firmly believe that they should be free to choose for themselves what is an appropriate level of violence or sexual content. <b>And about bloody time.</b></p>
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<p><b>Quotes from "No Logo" by Naomi Klein (1)</b>:</p>
<blockquote>"Nineties marketers, being on a more advanced rung of the sponsorship spiral, have dutifully come up with clever and intrusive new selling techniques ... Recent highlights include these innovations: Gordon's gin experimented with filling British movie theatres with the scent of juniper berries; Calvin Klein stuck "CK Be" perfume strips on the backs of Ticketmaster concert envelopes; and in some Scandinavian countries you can get "free" long-distance calls with ads cutting into your telephone conversations.<br /><br />
"And there's plenty more, stretching across ever more expansive surfaces and cramming into the smallest of crevices: sticker ads on pieces of fruit promoting ABC sitcoms, Levi's ads in public washrooms, corporate logos on boxes of Girl Guide cookies, ads for pop albums on takeout food containers, and ads for Batman movies projected on sidewalks or into the night sky. There are already ads on benches in national parks as well as on library cards in public libraries, and in December 1998 NASA announced plans to solicit ads on its space stations. Pepsi's ongoing threat to project its logo onto the moon's surface hasn't yet materialized..."</blockquote>
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<p>Barmen are alluring for three reasons. Firstly, they have to be nice to you. Secondly, they are often employed because they are physically attractive (although this could be a condition only in gay culture). Thirdly, they bring you alcohol if you ask them nicely.</p>
<p>Barmen are unobtainable for pretty much all of the reasons above. Firstly, they <b>have</b> to be nice to you. They don't actually want to be, quite a lot of the time, or they're tired, or they just resent having to be chirpy all the time. Secondly, they are often employed because they are physically attractive. Everyone knows that the more attractive a man is, then the more selective he can be, and the more unpleasantly arrogant he will become as a result. Thirdly, they bring you alcohol if you ask them nicely. And then they watch you get drunk, from afar, in a detached fashion. Possibly with an eyebrow raised.</p>
<p>I have a long history of being fascinated with barmen. Most recently, I have been trying to strike up a conversation with one of the barmen at <b>Escape</b> which sits beneath the Raymond Revue Bar in London's Soho. I'm not particularly trying to nail him - I just think he looks cool. But the curse of being a barman is the ongoing assumption that everyone wants to shag you - and hence the complete inability to talk to anyone who, at first glance, you wouldn't necessarily want to wake up (with a hangover) next to.</p>
<p>Having realised this, of course, my first thought was whether it might be possible to supplement my income with a part-time, day-a-week job behind a bar. But maybe that's taking things too far.</p>
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<p><b>Brief thoughts on the <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x10008883">UK petrol crisis</a></b> (now thankfully ended):</p>
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<li> British Petrol ("gas") costs a <b>hell</b> of a lot (comparatively).
<li> Some people whose work depends on using a lot of petrol rightly view this as compromising their profits or indeed resulting in their businesses folding (haulage companies, taxi drivers etc).
<li> These people have every right to protest, and protest they have.
<li> A lot of other people use cars when they could or should be using public transport.
<li> The high levels of tax to be paid on petrol reflect the desire of the government to limit pollution by getting people to use public transport.
<li> The high levels of tax also provide considerable revenue for the treasury to spend on public services such as the National Health Service.
<li> Many members of the public have supported or participated in these demonstrations despite the fact that they have also wanted greater spending on the National Health Service, less pollution and better public services.
<li> If they want these services maintained, then the money has to come from somewhere.
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<p>Does anyone know the URL of the weblog called <b>>>access afr</b>? I've tried looking for it on <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a>, but the URL provided there doesn't seem to go anywhere. Any ideas, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">anyone</a>?</p>
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<b>Refutations:</b>
<!-- I don't want to be a complete bastard about this so I'm only going to mention the name of the site that I am refuting in a comment (http://www.wackybrit.com/ ). -->
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<li> <a href="http://www.cockybastard.com">Cocky Bastard</a> and <a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog/">Mom Blog</a> are not based in the UK.
<li> Many of the sites in the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/standard_article.gif">Evening Standard article</a> have been around for ages, and are popular and well known. If you want to find out more about UK webloggers, then go to Jen's <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net/gblogs/">GBlogs</a> page.
<li> <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/">The Sun</a> is a rampagingly right wing paper and should not be trusted to give a fair appraisal of the functioning of the <a href="http://www.number10.gov.uk">government</a>. The World Bank gave the government's handling of the economy their equivalent of a gold star just a few months ago. Many things they may be, but unprofessional and incompetant with money they are not.
<li> If tax revenue goes down then public services have to have less money. That has to be obvious, right? The fact that other countries may spend less on public services, or get their tax revenues from different things does not undermine the fact that less <b>money</b> = less <b>spending</b> (unless you're the US of course).
<li> "The British" didn't decide to follow the French example in the fuel protests. Certain members of certain British industries followed the French example. Most of the people who support the protests haven't yet stopped to consider why the most recent price rises have taken place (OPEC) <b>or</b> what would happen to income tax or public services (for example) if the duty was cut.
<li> S Club 7 release their most musically accomplished single to date? <b>No comment</b>
<li> Some people do not think that the criteria for winning awards should be financial success, but should be based upon criteria of <b>quality</b>. Can you imagine automatically giving the Best Picture <a href="http://www.oscars.com">Oscar</a> to the film that did the most business at the box office? This is <b>Child of Thatcher</b> stuff!
<li> Copyrights, while being troubling at times, basically allow people to make money out of their ideas without having them stolen by other companies and or individuals. This allows people to make a living out of their creativity. It's ironic. I'm much more for sharing money and keeping ideas.
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<a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> links to the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/standard_article.gif">Evening Standard</a> article.
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Speaking of <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">Blogger</a>, does anyone want to try and explain to me how and why I went to this URL [<a href="http://www.froschi.blogger.com/">http://www.froschi.blogger.com/</a>] and what the hell it is for?<p>
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<p><b>The post that should have been an e-mail:</b></p>
<p>I finally found <a href="http://www.siag.com.au/afrenasia/index.html">>access afr</a> through <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">weblogs.com</a>. Grant Cook, stand up and be counted!</p>
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<li> Please no more 1Mb Flash files. Please god. No. They're lovely, but my connection is a bit ... wobbly.
<li> Love the site. Start smoking again immediately. Lot's of people tell you it's bad for you. They are insane. Ignore them. They drink and take anti-psychotics (when they remember).
<li> You need to change your listing on the <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> directory, because at the moment it doesn't go to the right URL.
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<p>[<b>To camera:</b> Do you want to make a post that should really have been an e-mail? <b>Just do it!</b> And then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tell me about it</a>.]</p>
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<b>Ha ha.</b> There's this really funny site all about <a href="http://mindprod.com/unmain.html">writing unmaintainable code</a> that I found via <a href="http://jonasbeckman.editthispage.com/">In the groove</a>. It's so funny. I love it. Particularly the bit about using 'i' for non-int variables. And that wonderful bit about global names:
<blockquote>"Declare a global array in module A, and a private one of the same name in the header filefor module B, so that it appears that it's the global array you are using in module B, but it isn't. Make no reference in the comments to this duplication."</blockquote>
OK. I admit it. I didn't understand a single word of the whole site. Not one word. They might just as well have been speaking with a Welsh accent for all the sense it made to me. I just wanted to be a proper geek - just for a moment... &lt;Sigh&gt;.<p>
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There's a list of the top one hundred British TV programmes ever made over at the BFI's site [<a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/index.html">bfi TV Top 100</a>]. I just thought I'd comment on a few anomalies as I read through it.
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<li> 2) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=2">Cathy Come Home</a><br />
Never bloody heard of it.
<li> 3) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=3">Doctor Who</a><br />
It's art of course. Except for those periods when it really sucked. A lot. And it's <b>not</b> a kids program. Sheesh.
<li> 6) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=6">Blue Peter</a><br />
This list was clearly assembled by someone with too many nostalgic feelings, and frankly not enough memory. Insipid rubbish for children that has done nothing but poison the minds of the young into thinking wool sweaters are (or ever have been) fashionable.
<li> 28) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=28">The Magic Roundabout</a><br />
The childrens' television program most likely to encourage the use of hallucinogens in later life was supposedly made in France and then redubbed in English without the slightest idea of what the original story was. The film features a stoned rabbit called Dylan saying lines like "I'm just sitting here watching these crazy mushrooms grow", and is <b>very</b> frightening.
<li> 34) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=34" taret="_blank">University Challenge</a><br />
A TV programme that only realised its true potential when Jeremy Paxman realised he could use it as an excuse to patronise and snipe at undergraduate students for their ignorance (despite having all the answers on little cards in front of him). A triumph.
<li> 50) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=50">Father Ted</a><br />
The most fun you can have with an aging monosyllabic atavist, a half-witted child-man and a scheming embezzler - assuming they are all priests.
<li> 89) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=89">A Very Peculiar Practice</a><br />
Any program with wild Nuns in it, scavenging out of bins and running across the wilds of 60s monolithic University Campuses is fine with me.
<li> 97) <a href="http://213.253.19.130/features/tv/100/list/prog.php3?id=97">Tellytubbies</a><br />
England once again proves that there's something in the water, and that we want to give it to our kids as soon as is humanly possible.
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Today was supposed to be my <b>day of film</b> with me watching <a href="http://www.cellmovie.com/">The Cell</a>, <a href="http://www.shaft-themovie.com/">Shaft</a> and <a href="http://studio.go.com/movies/obrother/phono/html/index.html">Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?</a> in one long sitting. <b>Ideally</b> with people, but <b>not necessarily</b>. It's 5pm and I haven't got my shoes on yet.<p>
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Strange messages on <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">beebo.org's ratings</a>: "In one or two days, this will all be fixed, and better. --M." Consider breath baited. Sad, but true.<p>
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I give up. The weather is appalling (thunder and lightning - must turn off computer), it's too late to actually get anything useful done. I'm not going to go to the cinema. So I'm off to see <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> to slob, watch the finalé of <a href="http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother">Big Brother</a> and drink myself to death.<p>
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Don't get tense, kids. If you are seeing some strangeness on the page, then it's just because <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and I are busy playing "push the envelope" with <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>.<p>
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I've rebuilt the "Recently" section on the left so that now it reads "Consumption" (which I find more amusing). I've also built it as a mini weblog, so that I can type in what I've recently been reading / listening to / watching and it appears magically on the page through the medium of server-side includes. So that should mean that it doesn't get stagnant (hopefully, at least).<p>
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Possibly because I work on the Internet arm of an publishing company, I found this article at Wired ["<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,38643,00.html">Publishing Without A Net</a>"] to be inordinately interesting. A couple of choice quotes:
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"We feel the Internet is still relatively new, and we as a company are being careful as to how we want to deal with it," said Maurie Perl, senior vice president of corporate communications of Cond� Nast, the parent company of <i>Vanity Fair</i> and <i>The New Yorker</i>.
"Right now we view it as more of a business opportunity than an editorial opportunity," she said.
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A quick nod of "yay" to the other Tom at <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/blueline.html">Blue Lines</a>, who has managed that incredibly difficult transition: making a fresh and classy new design while maintaining continuity of look and feel.<p>
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Where to start? I have so much I want to talk about again - it's like this holiday has recharged my weblogging glands. Or maybe it's just that I'm doing something other than work. And I don't like writing about work.<p>
Yesterday was another relaxing, mildly pointless day. I got up late, mucked around on the net and then went and met Pippa for lunch at <b>Pizza Express</b> off Soho Square. We talked a lot about her recent trip to Egypt, her love life, our various job situations, our friend Rachel in Bristol who we are going to be visiting next weekend, and a variety of other subjects.<p>
We then went and saw <a href="http://studio.go.com/movies/obrother/phono/html/index.html">O Brother, Where Art Thou?</a> in Leicester Square, which we thoroughly enjoyed. And on the way back to the tube, we went into Virgin so I could pick up a copy of the soundtrack, which is a satisfyingly extreme change of pace for me.<p>
An evening of <a href="http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/">Big Brother UK</a> TV programs followed, and the day was capped off with a late-night conversation with Kate and Mella about professional matters, and men in America who taste funny.<p>
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<b>Thoughts on the finalé of <a href="http://www.channel4.com">Big Brother UK</a>:</b>
<ul>
<li> <b>The Adverts</b><br />
All this week they have been playing adverts on the TV which have been trying to make it very (absurdly) clear that when you voted <b>this</b> time you were voting for the person you wanted to <b>win</b>, not the person you wanted to be evicted.
<li> <b>The Sun</b><br />
Still not sure whether it's true or not - does anyone know if <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk">The Sun</a> and <a href="http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother">Big Brother</a> had an arrangement to try to make Craig win?
<li> <b>The Gay Press</b><br />
For the first time, I really saw a <b>hell</b> of a lot of support for Anna in the gay press over the last couple of weeks. It's like the whole community finally realised that she was in with a chance of winning.
<li> <b>Anna loses by 1%</b><br />
I know that there was a two percent gap between her and Craig, but if you think about it there couldn't have been a 1% one and still keep to clean integers. If Anna had got one percent more, then they would have pretty much tied for the prize.
<li> <b>The different edits</b><br />
The different edits between the episodes of the last week and the omnibus seem to me to have a less flattering view of Craig in the latter than in the former. Clearly there is different footage in the omnibus as a result of the extra time it has, but it seems much more pro-Anna than the earlier one.
<li> <b>Speculation</b><br />
That the people behind big brother were surprised by the way the voting was turning out, believed it to be an error on the part of the general public, and put out strong adverts to try and rectify the situation. That the reason that they were surprised was because Anna was doing extremely well (possibly because of increasing interest within the gay community). That the final edits before the weekend were used to show Craig in as positive a fashion as possible, considering the situation.
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Unfortunately, although the logic seems relatively clear to me at the moment, that could be because I thought that <b>Anna</b> was basically decent, normal, nice, fun and pleasant, while <b>Craig</b> had the wit and charm of a potato.<p>
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<b>Thank God</b>:<p>
Taking advantage of my absence, <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> launches the <a href="http://www.timeout.com/shopping">London Shopping Guide</a>. Also launched is the redesigned homepage and <a href="http://www.timeout.com/travelmag">Travel</a>, <a href="http://www.timeout.com/london">London</a>, <a href="http://www.timeout.com/bookings/">London Tickets</a>, <a href="http://www.timeout.com/shop.html">Shop</a> sections. I've had a <b>lot</b> of involvement in this stuff - and I've really enjoyed working on it.<p>
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Christ. I've started waking up at around midday. I don't own an alarm clock because I just don't normally need one, but the prospect of automatically waking up at 9am at the moment to get to work (on Wednesday) is seeming increasingly remote.<p>
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<b>Big Brother UK:</b><p>
Two slightly alarming new stories from the BBC: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_927000/927446.stm">Big Brother climax watched by 10 million</a> and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_926000/926222.stm">Big Brother set to return</a>.<p>
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<a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog/2000_09_10_momblog_archive.html#821720">Momblog goes to Confession</a>. My confession? I found her story <b>hysterical</b>. Here's a couple of quotes:
<blockquote>"Now, as every good catholic knows, confession is something to be avoided at all costs. Never do you willingly go to confession, even if it means that the biggest sin you have to confess when you finally do end up "confessing" is that "it has been 25 years since my last confession."<br /><br />
I was trapped! I was sitting in the middle of the pew. I would have to trip over Adam, Anna, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>, and my mother if I tried to escape from my seat. Besides, what kind of an example would I make for the kids if I wimped out? What believable excuse could I give them for my mad dash to the door? Okay. Trapped!"</blockquote>
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<b>On [<a href="http://www.glassdog.com/newsextoy/index.html">NEW SEX TOY</a>]</b>
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<li> Acknowledged fact: Lance Arthur [<a href="http://www.glassdog.com">glassdog.com</a>] is a god.
<li> Acknowledged fact: <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/lancelog2000/">Lancelog</a> is great.
<li> Acknowledged fact: Lance has launched some new mini project. It is called: "<a href="http://www.glassdog.com/newsextoy/index.html">[NEW SEX TOY]</a>"
<li> Acknowledged fact: It makes absolutely <b>no</b> sense whatsoever.
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<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> is still in America. Intelligent girl that she is, she has already been and seen five movies. Lucky <b>kitsch</b>... [<b>Q:</b> What did <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> see in America? <b>A:</b> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0146882">High Fidelity</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0171433">Keeping the Faith</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0204946">Bring It On</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0195234">Saving Grace</a> and <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0174336">Whipped</a>]<p>
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It's nearly midnight, and I have only one remaining day of holiday. It's like some kind of torture, if you ask me. I've just got used to being relaxed and being able to fill up my day with whatever the hell I like (if only that didn't involve quite so much day-time television), and now I've got to get ready to go back to work.<p>
I'm kind of dreading it, for a variety of reasons. I've had some very sensible conversations with people during the last couple of weeks, and I'm feeling suddenly very professional - but with this professionalism comes a certain amount of resignation and a slightly jaded feeling that I didn't expect.<p>
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<p>Actors get stale after a while because they start to parody themselves. This is a truism of Hollywood. Notable examples of tics / clichés that actors have been forced to overcome by directors include <a href="http://members.nbci.com/Evydapimp/bruce.htm">Bruce Willis</a> being told not to act so Bruce Willisy in <a href="http://members.tripod.com/Lenninthezanybee/">Twelve Monkeys</a>, and <a href="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4967/">George Clooney</a> being asked not to drop his head and look up at people from under his eyebrows.</p>
<p>Notable <b>plasticbag.org</b> clichés:</p>
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<li> Starting every post with the word "So".
<li> Ending every post with an ellipsis (three dots).
<li> Overusing <blockquote> and <ul> (unordered lists).
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<p>So if you've noticed any more - drop me an <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>...</p>
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<b>Bizarre competition:</b>
Unscramble these numbers to discover the fax number of a famous American actress (seriously):
<blockquote><b>0 1 2 2 3 4 5 5 7 8</b></blockquote>
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So I bought the new <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004X01U','us','B00004X01U');">Madonna</a> album today, which as usual threw me into the existential horror of trying to work out exactly how gay that makes me.<p>
I went through a really unexamined period about a thousand years ago when I was quite heavily dosed up with 'la vie homosexuelle' (it was the cheery-pills - what can I say). I've since managed to innoculate myself against most of its excesses (while becoming addicted to a few others in the process), and my resistance to gay music taste (in both senses of the word gay) is now quite strong. But old Madge managed to break through with the last album, and now I have succumbed once more. If I wake up in the night in a cold sweat aching for A1's version of "Take On Me", then I'll know that things have finally gone too far...<p>
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Praise the Lord. One of the few irritating aspects of owning a Mac is finally resolved. All praise the almighty upcoming presence of Mac OS X: [<a href="http://macweek.zdnet.com/2000/09/10/macosx-screenshots2/apps-utils/app-quit.html">MacWEEK: Application unexpectedly quit</a>]<p>
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You'd be surprised how many of my female friends get into a strop when I try to argue (completely without foundation until today) this point: "<a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,363707,00.html">Women are promiscuous, naturally</a>".<p>
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Now that <b>plasticbag.org</b> has been up for a while, I'd like to get some honest opinions about the design of the site. Please humour me on this one by taking part in this poll: <a href="http://tools.arsdigita.com/voxpopuli/ViewPoll?poll_id=2239">"Do you like the design of plasticbag.org?"</a>. If you have any specific comments to make, then e-mail me on <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.<p>
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Time Out's new <a href="http://www.timeout.com/shopping/">Shopping Site</a> is written up in the <a href="http://www.mediaguardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,370302,00.html">Media Guardian</a>. A few interesting / weird quotes, particularly this one with it's rather suspicious nature:
<blockquote>"The site <b>claims</b> to receive more than 3m page impressions per month with 180,000 unique users." (My emphasis)</blockquote>
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<b>Eighteen Hours of Horror:</b>
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<li> <b>2 am</b><br />
Wake up feeling sweaty and shivering at the same time. There are various gurglings within my body. I have a pounding headache. I get up and drink a pint of water. Return to bed.
<li> <b>2.45 am</b><br />
Suddenly feel extraordinarily bad. I'm shaking all over and sweating and my legs feel weak. I think I'm going to barf so I go to the bathroom. Am suddenly gripped by an overwhelming urge to go to the loo. Do so. Lots. Return to bed.
<li> <b>3.15 am</b><br />
Run into bathroom and vomit everywhere for about twenty minutes. Feel considerably better. Rinse out my mouth, take two painkillers and return to bed.
<li> <b>4.15 am</b><br />
Run into bathroom and vomit everywhere for about twenty minutes. Run out of things to regurgitate once the painkillers reappear. Start producing small amounts of yellow bile. Frantic need to go to the loo happens again. Go to loo. Have a glass of water.
<li> <b> 5.00 am</b><br />
Glass of water terrible mistake. Run to bathroom again and vomit everywhere. Go to loo again. Clean bathroom. I decide to go and sit in the sitting room and watch some television while waiting for the horror to stop. My eyes are watering, I feel like I'm going to fall over at any minute, shaking all over and I seem to be completely incapable of controlling my body temperature.
<li> <b> 6.30 am</b><br />
Wake from dozing. Vomit.
<li> <b> 7.30 am</b><br />
Kate emerges from her bedroom and finds me half asleep on the sofa in the sitting room. Her movement wakes me up. I'm feeling a little better so have a little Coca-Cola. This feels wonderful. Decide to follow it with a glass of water. Vomit everywhere. Retire to my bedroom.
<li> <b> 10.00 am</b><br />
Having slept for a couple of hours I feel slightly better although I am still shaking and the headache from 2 am is still present. A man arrives to fix the shower and my bedroom light. I move into the sitting room wrapped in my duvet and ring work. Go back to bed.
<li> <b> 1 pm</b><br />
I wake up feeling like I haven't eaten in two days (which I suppose I hadn't), but every time I look at a piece of food it turns my stomach. Over the next two hours I manage to eat one eighth of an apple, a spoonful of cereal and a third of a small bowl of plain pasta with a little olive oil and salt. Return to bed when familiar queasy feeling returns, thinking that I can fight my way through it.
<li><b> 4 pm</b><br />
Wake up. No desire to vomit is present. Feel incredibly cold, and decide that I need to buy a book to distract me. Put clothes on and go outside.
<li> <b> 5.30 pm</b><br />
Going outside a bit of a mistake as I keep meandering into people in the street. Finally decide the time has come to actually try and eat something solid. Find a fast food place and order about four different things, reasoning that I can eat small bits of whatever I think I can keep down.
<li> <b> 6.30 pm</b><br />
Get back on bus and return home. Fall asleep in front of Buffy.
<li> <b> 8.40pm</b> [now]<br />
Feel rough as fuck.
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Thank god, today I feel almost human, and have returned to work. The rest of yesterday passed in a bit of a blur. I vaguely remember my flatmates wandering into my bedroom and checking their e-mail on my computer. And I vaguely remember playing <b>The Sims</b> for a while. And listening to music. But what I remember most is sleeping and having a couple of really bizarre dreams involving ex-lovers, ex-love interests, bunk beds and huge distended jointed genitals with hands on the end. My mind, on occasion, worries me.<p>
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What <a href="http://www.blogstart.com/">Blogstart</a> really needs to do in order to be a useful directory, is to ask a <b>series</b> of questions categorising the site over several trajectories. If the submission page was organised so that you were asked to specify an age range <b>and</b> a location <b>and</b> a type of log (personal, commentary, links, links and commentary etc) <b>and</b>a type of subject (mixed, film, news etc) plus things like gender, sexual preference etc etc. [With the proviso of course that you can leave any section blank], then the one-by-one category search could be replaced by more specific searches - ie. I really want to find a London-based, gay male weblogger who has some personal content on his site etc.etc.<p>
This is probably the direction in which the site is developing anyway, but it bears comment, I think.<p>
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An interesting article on the BBC discusses the future of the Big Brother contestants [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_930000/930522.stm">Big Brother stars face the future</a>]. There are a couple of particularly choice suggestions:
<blockquote>"Speculation that [Darren] will soon be back on TV screens as frontman to an advertising campaign for instant chicken sauce Chicken Tonight - for a six-figure sum - should come as no surprise."</blockquote>
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<b>A vaguely amusing joke sent to me via e-mail</b>
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<b>London (Reuters) 09:00 22 September </b><br /><br />
A group of militant alcoholics have blockaded a brewery in Sheffield,
England in protest at the exorbitant tax imposed on booze in the United
Kingdom, Government officials said today.<br /><br />
Fears have been growing that the protests will spread country wide and
some panic drinking has been reported. The protestors have demanded that
the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair meets the group "If he thinks he's
hard enough" and are said to be concerned that he may be looking at their
"birds". <br /><br />
Official advice from the national beer watchdog CAMRA, is to ensure that
everyone drinks enough beer this evening to keep them p***ed through to
the weekend. The Government, however, advises that national stocks are
reserved for emergencies. The Leader of the Opposition, William Hague, was
quoted this morning as saying "F*** that, I'm off to the pub".
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Yes, I suppose you are quite right. I am indeed looking for a <a href="http://www.foreword.com/danelope.php?2000_09_17_archive.php#902594">blog personal ad</a>:
<blockquote>"Interminably single London poof (28, 5'10") looking for interesting weblogs to read: preferably <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">UK</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">intelligent</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">comment</a> <a href="http://www.webtribe.net/d/davidgentle/">and</a> <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">links</a> <a href="http://www.scam.cowan.edu.au/users/manx/">with</a> some <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">personal content</a> prefered. No scat."</blockquote>
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Anyone who reads Warren Ellis' Planetary series is, at the moment, overwhelmed by the need to see the current storyline come to some kind of resolution. I've found a couple of odds and ends of new that might help stir up even more excitement (over at John Cassaday's site), including details on the next <a href="http://www.johncassaday.com/news.htm">two issues</a> of the series, <a href="http://www.johncassaday.com/images/planetary_batman_cover.gif">the Planetary / Batman cover</a> and a detailed cover grab of <a href="http://www.johncassaday.com/images/PLTY13CVR.jpg">issue 13</a>.<p>
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So I went into <a href="http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/">Sainsbury's</a> on Tottenham Court Road to get myself a doughnut. Except they didn't have any - they only had <b>donuts</b>.<p>
British and American variants on the confection are both spelt different and taste different, with American types being more imaginative, but tasting more processed than their rather less adventurous (but more wholesome) English variants. The latter are uniform in shape and come in frosted varieties with innumerable toppings and different fillings. The English equivalents are doughy, are either ringed or filled with jam (US: "jelly), and come dusted with caster sugar.<p>
I wouldn't mind this change of sugary goodness if it were not for another change. The sweets in question are now supplied and branded as part of a large <a href="http://www.dunkindonuts.com/">American corporation</a>. The traditional English doughnut has been edged out of the Supermarket, to be replaced by what would be termed by the less charitable as its increasingly ubiquitous glossy bastardisation.<p>
Global homogenisation steps itself up one more notch. All we can hope for now is that a future multi-national might decide to rebrand the English Doughnut and relaunch it, repackaged and labelled as a novelty or speciality good. Even food is now a theme-park.<p>
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8pm and I'm still at work - pondering life and trying to think through stuff that needs to be thought through. I should probably go and see a film or something - try and clear my head of all the crap that has infested it again.<p>
I went to Bristol on the weekend and I don't think I have been so relaxed in months. London is a bit of a killer sometimes - it's like it just doesn't know when to let up. Bristol was open and lovely and clear and it made me feel ... satisfyingly empty, I guess.<p>
I stayed with Rachel in Cliftonwood, overlooking Hotwells, and on Saturday (after a leisurely morning) Pippa and Chris arrived as well. We went out for a lovely lunch with too many cocktails at a place called SevernShed overlooking the river. And we went out for another meal in the evening. It felt like such a complete abandonment of everything that has been getting me down. I loved it.<p>
On Sunday we all met up with Rhys and went for a rather unsatisfying Sunday Roast. But the company was excellent and the environment was pleasant enough. It made me really think about what I'm doing in London and whether it is the city for me. It's like the <b>size</b> is right but the atmosphere isn't. I need a little more <b>peace</b>. After all, it only took me two days to feel tense again...<p>
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In the spirit of <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">culture jamming</a>, I saw a t-shirt today when walking through London that was plain white on black and read: "<b>fuck fcuk</b>". Bravo.<p>
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Important questions in need of answers:
<blockquote><a href="http://213.219.26.150/External/General/Discussion/Public_DiscussionTopic_Display/1,1338,74^2,00.html">Nasal Hair Dye</a><br />
Ok - this could have been a put on, but I met someone at a party last night who swore you could buy nasal hair dye that made extraneous strands less visible without the continual need to insert sharp things up your nostrils. Is this true?
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<blockquote><a href="http://213.219.26.150/External/General/Discussion/Public_DiscussionTopic_Display/1,1338,42^2,00.html">Which is the best drunken board game?</a><br />So, you've been out drinking, right, and you've come home to play board games with your other drunk friends, but you can't play Articulate, because -well-it's a bit hard really, and Monoploy just takes too long, and you're going to flake out in about an hour and you REALLY don't have enough time or energy to set up Mousetrap. What is the best board game for this time of night? </blockquote>
<blockquote><a href="http://213.219.26.150/External/General/Discussion/Public_DiscussionTopic_Display/1,1338,56^2,00.html">Lambchop sideburns: yes or no?</a><br />Come on, ladies. Tell us lads what you think... </blockquote>
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<p>The wave of the future is ... wait for it ... <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_944000/944790.stm">intelligent slime</a>. That would explain the state of the New Media industry at the moment...</p>
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<p>I went to a meeting today with some people who work at <a href="http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/">Prospect</a> magazine, which markets itself as "the magazine for the intellectually curious general reader". I wasn't familiar with the publication before the meeting.</p>
<p>I pick up a copy of the magazine and there's a CD attached to the front, which I glance at briefly. And then I do a comedy double-take. The CD has written on it in large blue letters on a silver background:</p>
<blockquote><b>"The Complete Human Genome On CD"</b></blockquote>
<p>I stood there in some kind of dumbfounded silence for a few seconds, looking at this astonishing declaration with a mixture of feelings.</p>
<p>First came the awe at being in the presence of such an astonishing accomplishment - the same awe I would have felt the CD had contained every book ever written in English.</p>
<p>Then came a certain amount of fascination, and a kind of utopian wonder at the accomplishments of humanity.</p>
<p>And then came a bizarre feeling of betrayal and disgust that I was really not expecting. The same space used by magazines for distributing computer game demos, dodgy shareware programs that crash your computer, picture libraries of animals running or sitting or eating each other - this pure commercial space designed to flog both magazine and product - was now being used to contain an artefact with almost <b>arcane</b> power as if it were the toy in a Happy Meal.</p>
<p>Whether they know it or not, it seems like evidence of the increasing commercialisation of our lives - the ever present opportunity to repackage, rebrand or market anything and everything as a means to the tripartite commerical gods: "Sales", "Sales" and "Sales". Something important has been broken.</p>
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Bad news for Apple sends the <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,39155,00.html">stock price</a> falling. And unlike every other computer company in the world, what's bad news for Apple is bad news for Apple users, as quite a lot of the company's ability to stay afloat has been the absolute refusal of most of their consumers to realise the obvious, give up, and bow and scrape to the altar of Gates. As an Apple user myself, I know this to be true...<p>
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Perhaps the answer for poor beleaguered Apple is to sign the petition to start making <a href="http://www.osxonintel.com/">OS X on Intel</a>. If it wasn't for my suspicion that Microsoft might start withdrawing the use of packages like Office and Explorer, I'd support it whole-heartedly...<p>
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<b>Oh my dismal fall from grace.</b> Over the last couple of weeks, I have been trying to reintroduce the counter-cultural spin to <b>plasticbag.org</b> - a trend I hope to continue. But I have hit a "speed bump".<p>
Yesterday I got a text message from Mella. It told me not to go near <a href="http://www.hmv.co.uk/">HMV</a>, that they were evil and that they had caused (with their sale) her immediate bankrupcy.<p>
"Pshaw!" I thought to myself, "I am not as weak willed as this foolish girl! I can resist these corporate temptations." Forty-five minutes (and fifty-eight pounds ($85) later), I was forced to confess myself unequivocally their consumer bitch. I was about ten minutes away from <b>begging</b> to give them more money. [You only have to look at the <b>Consumption</b> panel to the left to realise the extent of my horror.]<p>
Kate found it all funny when we got back home. But she didn't find it so funny this morning, when she reported the "accidental purchase" of six videos...<p>
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It's a new politics for a new era. Visit <a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~richmackin/NotAProtest.htm">Not a Protest</a> today:
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"The First Amendment guarantees Freedom of Speech, EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY"</blockquote>
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Go on, you sexy sexy people. Go and <a href="http://www.blogstart.com/cgi/search.cgi?query=plasticbag.">rate plasticbag.org</a> over at <a href="http://www.blogstart.com">blogstart</a>. You know you want to.<p>
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Dan Hon, ex of Daily-Doozer has relaunched as <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/">Extenuating Circumstances</a>. I said a while back that I'd design a site for him, but now I'm a bit torn - I mean, it's not like his new design isn't pretty bloody cool. But I did promise at the same time, and I don't want him to feel obliged to use it if it's not as good.<p>
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Dark times are coming. The end is nigh. If only they'd heeded the warnings of their peers. Fellow sufferers of the HMV sale, I salute thee: <a href="http://www.monger.co.uk/">monger.co.uk</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">not so soft</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">lukelog</a>.<p>
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Today's pet obsession is the Beatles' song <a href="http://www.geocities.com/penneylayne/songs/adayinthelife.txt">"A Day In the Life"</a>, which has become some kind of vast uber-meme in my head, munching its way - in a cheerful fashion - through every other thought I might attempt to have.<p>
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An interesting new way of rating weblogs manifests itself over at <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratings.htm?numblogs=6466&cacheid=970490250.7839">Bloghop's Ratings</a>. Great - just what I need. <a href="http://www.beebo.org/ratings/">Beebo</a> finally collapses and immediately there is something <b>else</b> to get obsessed about...<p>
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Monday evening: <b>6.13pm</b> - Week proceeding according to plan. No major fuck-ups yet. No storming arguments with people. No gut-wrenching horrors creeping up from behind. Remain calm, gentlemen, we're going in...<p>
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I won a tenner on the lottery today. I'm thinking I should buy the new <a href="http://www.radiohead.com">Radiohead</a> album with it. Unfortunately, I keep reading these weird reviews which say it's like progressive jazz, which doesn't really appeal. No one has given it a good review. No one at all.<p>
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Did anyone notice the radical change in the template for this page that occurred a couple of days ago? The whole thing is done <b>completely</b> differently now. I bet <b>no one</b> noticed. That's bloody typical, that is.<p>
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I saw a t-shirt today which read <a href="http://the.internet.is.shit.cc">the.internet.is.shit.cc</a>, and for a moment, I was strangely elated.<p>
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Last night, Kate and Mella and I sat up for hours working out the plot for a low-budget horror movie. Kate says if she makes it, we can have credits. Possible credits: <b>Best Boy</b>, <b>Catering</b>...<p>
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I've just been reading an article on a new fair trade chocolate bar that has been launched in the UK [<a href="http://213.219.26.150/External/London/Shopping/Features/Public_NewsAndFeaturesArticle_Display/1,1292,351^47,00.html">Time Out : Shopping Guide</a>]. All was well and good until I came up against this line:
<blockquote>"Hundreds of schools across the country have been involved in helping to design, taste test and name the new milk chocolate bar, Dubble, which at 35p is around half the price of other fair trade brands."</blockquote>
I was suddenly horrified by this, as it reminded me of something I saw in <b>No Logo</b> - my current political bible:
<blockquote>"In the eyes of the brand managers, every lunchroom and classroom is a focus group waiting to be focused. So getting access to schools means more than just hawking product - it's a bona fide, bargain-basement cool-hunting opportunity ...<br /><br />
Perhaps the most infamous of these experiments occurred in 1998, when Coca-Cola ran a competition asking several schools to come up with a strategy for distributing Coke coupons to students. The school that devised the best promotional strategy would win $500. Greenbriar High School in Evans, Georgia, took the contest extremely seriously, calling an official Coke Day in late March during which all students came to school in Coca-Cola T-shirts, posed for a photograph in a formation spelling Coke, attended lectures given by Coca-Cola executives and learning about all things black and bubbly in their classes. It was a little piece of branding heaven until it came to the principal's attention that in an act of hideous defiance, one Mike Cameron, a nineteen-year-old senior, had come to school wearing a T-shirt with a Pepsi logo. He was promptly suspended for the offense."</blockquote>
I don't know about the rest of you, but I honestly belief that marketing and focus-groups should be kept well away from schools - whether or not the product that is sold is environmentally friendly.<p>
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I take it all back. Someone has indeed given the new Radiohead album a <a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/r/radiohead/kid-a.shtml">good review</a>. In fact it's a <b>ridiculously</b> good review. Pointlessly so, perhaps. Somehow I don't think I'll be taking its opinion too seriously. [Thanks to <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/blueline.html">Blue Lines</a>]<p>
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Intelligent comments from <a href="http://www.powazek.com/2000_10_01_archive.shtml#977375">Derek Powazek</a>, that I try to follow, but suffer frequent lapses:
<blockquote>"My advice to anyone running a personal website:<br />Put your head down and don't listen to anything anyone says about it. Ignore any dire pronouncements that include the words "genre," "medium," or "revolution." Avoid referer logs, popularity rankings, and vanity searches at all costs."</blockquote>
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<b>OK</b>: So I've bought the new <a href="http://www.radiohead.com">Radiohead</a> album finally, and I will have things to say about it over the next few days. In the meantime, the most interesting thing about it, as far as I'm concerned, is a little piece of text hidden in the credits which reads:
<blockquote>"The font we wrote the world 'Radiohead' in is made by <a href="http://www.bermuda.ch/burodestruct/">B�ro Destruct</a>, Berne, Switzerland."</blockquote>
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In complete defiance to the wise words of <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Mr P</a> yesterday - I have added a little <a href="http://www.bloghop.com">Bloghop</a> ratings widget on the left. It's more of an experiment than anything else. [idea from <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">notsosoft</a>]<p>
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An extraordinarily savage and funny article in <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3547/self_starter.html">The Onion</a> reads:
<blockquote>"Thus far, Benson has picked up several new skills outside of the bounds of his job description, teaching himself how to change toner cartridges, un-jam paper trays and replace the jugs on the office water cooler. He has sent out five separate intraoffice memos offering tips on how things could be done more efficiently, and has even brought homemade cookies for "the whole staff."<br /><br />
"He should get cancer," said Janice Mulroney, who two years ago, in recognition of her 20th anniversary with Williams & Broderick, received a gift certificate good for dinner for two at a local Red Lobster. "Every day I curse this hellhole." "</blockquote>
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Anagram of Thomas Coates: Tea Hat Cosmos. Thanks to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> for that one...<p>
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I am 69% geek. Most people who took <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/cgi-bin/geek_quiz_d/quiz.cgi?start">the test</a> were 66% geek. Interesting geek statistics from the 281 tests taken so far:
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<li> 47% of Britney Spears fans are virgins
<li> 100% of Phillipa Forester fans wear glasses
<li> 80% of people who live with their parents have tried to learn Klingon
<li> 100% of people who play S.W.A.T. 3 have considered killing their workmates
<li> 203% of those tested spend time doing useless online surveys.
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The redesign at <a href="http://www.netscape.com/">Netscape.com</a> - designed to make the site look much like the soon-to-be-finally-released new browser - is, I fear, quite bad.<p>
You can see that they sat down initially and thought, "Let's make this simple, elegant and powerful", and then somewhere along the way the simplicity was drowned in poorly laid out information, while the elegance started to look less like graphic-design restraint, and more ... well, dull. I've only heard, so I couldn't say for certain - but it looks like pretty much the same process has taken place in the development of the browser.<p>
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Lunchtime quiz at work: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,215335,00.html">"Are you a Fab Four fanatic?"</a> produced these results:
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<li> David: 2 (out of 15)
<li> Kit: 4
<li> Rebecca: 4
<li> Matt: 4
<li> Dean: 5
<li> Sue: 6
<li> Tom: 7
<li> Fran: 8
<li> Ros: 9
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<p>Good god, that <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">hag</a> has gone and done it again! This time she's mentioned in an article on the Guardian's website: [<a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4071868,00.html">"It's as easy as falling off a weblog"</a>] and in a one-and-a-half page spread in the Online supplement - complete with screenshot. Lots of people are mentioned. I'll get it scanned in and up on the site as soon as I can.</p>
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<p>Mark's done a redesign, which is nice (very nice in fact), although it includes a picture of him that makes him look about as camp as a pink feather boa. Which is amusing. Make your mind up for yourself, over at <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">riothero</a>.</p>
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<p>The BBC reports today that there are reports from the United States that scientists have started to clone endangered species. Weirdly, the animal they decided to experiment with was an Asian guar, which they have named (rather entertainingly) as "Noah". All this is well and good (although I must confess slightly bizarre), but their next project has thrown up some interesting (and amusing) problems. I quote directly from the article: [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_962000/962159.stm">Endangered species cloned</a>]</p>
<blockquote>"The paper says the same team, from biotechnology company Advanced Cell Technology (ACT) in Massachusetts, is already considering cloning giant pandas. <br /><br />
The closest related species to giant pandas are rabbits and racoons but neither are ideal as potential surrogate mothers because of their size. "</blockquote>
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<p>Another really brief snippet from BBC News: "<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_959000/959497.stm">Web is 'not quite as dull' as the Dome</a>":</p>
<blockquote>"The majority of those surveyed, 62%, thought that the phrase dot.com was wearing thin and even more, 66%, did not want to hear any more stories about 20-something millionaires who have made their money with the web. <br /><br />
But the boredom was not due to lack of interest. Over 77% of those questioned said they could not live without it. <br /><br />
"For many people the internet has become indispensable, it's as much a part of everyday life as the telephone, television and video," said an MSN spokeswoman, "It's no wonder people are bored with hype around the internet - you wouldn't want to talk about your vacuum cleaner in the pub." "</blockquote>
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I went to a party last night at the Beaux Arts building just off the Holloway Road. Nick, Fenner & Emma, Toby & Jelske were there, as were Larry and Peter - with whom I had a bit of a thing a while back.<p>
For various reasons that came to nothing at the time, and I haven't had any contact with him since, despite making the odd move in his direction (e-mails, party invitations and the like). Unfortunately, according to him, he didn't receive any of these missives. Which might have explained his coolness towards me all evening. I wouldn't have gone if I'd thought I wasn't welcome. I even checked beforehand. Very frustrating.<p>
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Joanna Lumley - goddess of the <b>New Avengers</b>, star of innumerable sub-par movies and chain-smoking high-class drunk skank of <b>Absolutely Fabulous</b> used to be heavily involved in a site called <a href="http://www.clickmango.com">clickmango.com</a> - a kind of semi-alternative health and beauty site. Unfortunately, earlier this year, said site closed its doors, proving the long-suspected fact that celebrity endorsement does not guarantee the success of any e-commerce venture.<p>
But at least she kept her sense of humour. In a statement posted at the site's "We're closed" page, Joanna presents the eager public with what must be one of the most bizarre and humourous PR statements ever. Next to a picture in which Joanna is vigourously rubbing herself with a large fruit, she declares:
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"Heigh ho! It happens all the time in the theatre world. The dressing room, now filled with first night cards, pictures of the family and your familiar costumes, is soon bare, awaiting its new occupant - the playbills outside are torn down, scenery stored, programmes pulped and the theatre goes dark. But what fun! And what a fantastic time we had!"<br />
[<a href="http://www.clickmango.com/joanna.html">Joanna Lumley says farewell from Clickmango.com</a>]
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This is about 40% bollocks [<a href="http://test2.thespark.com/person/">Personality Test</a>]:
<blockquote>"Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic. "</blockquote>
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Someone sent me this today - [<a href="http://www.wishnetworks.com/home.asp?id=6099&amp;stock=&amp;nameto=You">Animated Wish</a>]. I suspect it might be some kind of sick joke. Something that <b>isn't</b> a sick joke (nice segueway there, Tom): <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">Weblogs.com</a> redesigns its arse off.<p>
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Could everyone who knows me who reads this damn pile of crap click <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com?subject=yes%20tom%20you%20do%20have%20friends%20and%20they%20do%20waste%20their%20time%20on%20your%20crap%20website">here</a> and send me a quick e-mail. Doesn't matter what relationship you might have with me, whether it be work, friendship, if I've met you once in a pub or if we did something that my mother wouldn't approve of. I'm just bizarrely interested. People who don't play will be hunted down and shot.<p>
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In order to counter the encroaching tedium, I have decided to pretend that <b>Max</b> has turned up in my life again by dropping me an e-mail after four months. I figure this interesting twist will re-intrigue many of my older and more established readers. Spread the word.<p>
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<p><b>Blasphemy.</b> It's a funny matter. I'm an atheist. Have been since I was about thirteen. It was brought into major definition for me when my brother was born. I adore my brother - I always have - so don't think I treated his appearance into the world as a clear sign of the non-existence of god. Because that just wouldn't be true.</p>
<p>What really made me think about it was when he was Christened. I had never been Christened - my parents just hadn't thought about it. It seemed to them like a strange thing to do, particularly as my mother was (at best) agnostic. But when my brother was Christened, there was a lot of pressure in my family for me to become the indentured bitch of the almighty alongside him. I was really quite resistant and I couldn't figure out why. I sat down and I thought about my thoughts on god carefully and reasonably, and came to the conclusion that I didn't believe in god at all. Not even a little bit.</p>
<p>I had to be Christened in the end. And a strange affair it was indeed. I've never been really very comfortable with it, and slightly resent being forced to do it, although I don't blame my parents at all.</p>
<p>All of this, by the way, is by way of an extended excuse to link to <a href="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html">Jesus Dress Up!</a> - which is clearly blasphemous and entertaining and a bit dodgy.</p>
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A quick question for you all. What kind of person does this for fun and profit?
<blockquote>"Cockell and his colleagues put about a dozen different species of insects, including roaches and ants, in a large vacuum box and sucked the air out."</blockquote>
Find out at <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,39389,00.html">Wired.com</a>...<p>
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<b>I need to build something really badly</b>. Or destroy something. I need to effect change. I want some help. And I want to help everyone else. I have a fire within me today - a tremendous intellectual, emotional, political, passionate fire that has crept up on me during the day, and I want the fire to spread. I want it to spark and catch each and every person who reads this. I want it to creep into your heads and generate energy and light up some dark musty parts of your head. Throw the doors and the windows open. It's time to remake the world.<p>
I want everything to be in a perpetual whirl. I want the world to speed up. I want sex and drugs and love and death and energy and music and anger and passion and everything I've seen in the movies. And I want you all to have it too. I want desire and fantasy to spiral around and overwhelm the world, crush all opposition and bring a little non-corporately sponsored wonder into everything again. We deserve more magic than we have. We all deserve the world. Who's for freedom?<p>
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I picked up my tickets for New York this morning. Everyone from <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> who started at the company before January has been invited to the fifth birthday party of <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com">Time Out New York</a>, to be held next Friday.<p>
We come in as normal on Thursday morning, do a bit of work, have a bit of lunch, go to the airport, hop on a plane, and then mooch around drinking, buying and sleeping with stuff until first thing on Sunday morning, when we grudgingly reboard our huge plane and fly homewards - to return to work on Monday morning "fresh", "invigorated" and not at all exhausted and hungover. I'm trying to work out how many movies I can fit in if I don't sleep at all.<p>
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I went out last night and behaved like a <b>complete</b> arse. What can I say?<p>
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My washing machine has broken. It has within it a large proportion of my wearable clothes. Except <b>actually</b> my washing machine broke on Wednesday, and our maintenance company hasn't managed to get around here yet, and we can't get the clothes out. We drained most of the water out yesterday, and those members of my flat who can smell practically collapsed immediately. I will have stinky clothes. Evil stinky clothes.<p>
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Just a reminder, in case anyone wasn't aware - that the <a href="http://www.bloghop.com">bloghop</a> ratings thing on the left works on the principle that <b>green</b> is good and <b>red</b> is bad. So let's just try that again, eh? <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratings.htm">Rate me</a>: <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratemyblog.htm?rate=rate1&rid=292"><IMG SRC="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/rate1.gif" WIDTH="7" HEIGHT="7" BORDER="0" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ALT="the best" title="the best"></A> <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratemyblog.htm?rate=rate2&rid=292"><IMG SRC="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/rate2.gif" WIDTH="7" HEIGHT="7" BORDER="0" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ALT="pretty good" title="pretty good"></A> <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratemyblog.htm?rate=rate3&rid=292"><IMG SRC="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/rate3.gif" WIDTH="7" HEIGHT="7" BORDER="0" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ALT="okay" title="ok"></A> <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratemyblog.htm?rate=rate4&rid=292"><IMG SRC="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/rate4.gif" WIDTH="7" HEIGHT="7" BORDER="0" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ALT="pretty bad" title="pretty bad"></A> <a href="http://www.bloghop.com/ratemyblog.htm?rate=rate5&rid=292"><IMG SRC="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/rate5.gif" WIDTH="7" HEIGHT="7" BORDER="0" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ALT="the worst" title="the worst"></A>.
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I should probably apologise to my audience at large for being in a foul mood recently. There's been a <b>hell</b> of a lot of weird shit going on in my life that I can't really talk about in a public forum like this (at least not yet). Amongst these things has been innumerable work weirdnesses, arguments with friends, a bout of insomnia, money worries and the reappearances of ex-es (both major and minor).<p>
And since most of these things are taking up most of my waking thoughts, it can make it quite difficult on occasion to think of anything to write - particularly anything that isn't the direct product of adrenalin, hormones or caffeine.<p>
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Person that I wasn't expecting to think is attractive: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Meyer,+Breckin">Breckin Meyer</a>. Films that Breckin Meyer has been in include: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0215129">Roadtrip</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0112697">Clueless</a> and <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0139239">Go</a>.<p>
I was in a bar called <b>Escape</b> last night (after Mel's birthday party) and a video for some wonderful old disco classic came up. The video was made up of excerpts from <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120577">54</a>, which of course stars the inimitable Ryan Philippe of "I wish I looked like Ryan Phillippe" infamy. The film's full of half-naked men, and one of them was Breckin Meyer. Eyebrows over forehead in surprise. Time to go rent it, I think.<p>
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Person I should talk about more often: <b>Katy Darby</b>.<p>
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<b>Text message sent:</b>
<blockquote>"If you don't reply to my e-mail I will mulch your pets."</blockquote>
<b>Text message received:</b>
<blockquote>"Oi -- keep your hands off my doggie!"</blockquote>
However, no e-mail as yet received. Perhaps he didn't think I was serious. (eyebrow slowly arches)<p>
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Seti@Home was a wonderful idea - a chance for thousands - maybe millions - of people to participate in the search for alien intelligence. What a cause to fire the imagination! THe principle was simple too. Thousands of thousands of computers can work their way through computer files much much faster than one really large one - hence members of the public take on the job of processing odds and ends of data in their computer down-times.<p>
<a href="http://www.fightaidsathome.org/">Fight AIDS @ Home</a> would initially look like a similarly wonderful idea. Using the same basic concept as Seti@Home, almost infinite amounts of different drug designs can be tested over hundreds or thousands of computers. Except there is one crucial difference. This one isn't done for the good of humanity - it's done for the good of <b>Entropia</b>. They even go so far as to state:
<blockquote>Entropia is a for-profit corporation. In our view, profit is as necessary as oxygen for longevity; while oxygen is essential for life, it is not the purpose of living. Likewise, Entropia's Internet computing service represents "profit with a purpose." Some of the time, Entropia's software will be running commercial tasks on your computer. </blockquote>
A few comments:
<ul>
<li> Many Universities undertake public domain research for free (hence profit is NOT essential for the life of research). <li> Many people would rather the information on how to deal with HIV and AIDS was public domain (cheap generic drugs instead of exorbitant branded ones) - particularly as the parts of the world most affected by HIV are also the poorest parts.
<li>And particularly, many people I believe would be affronted by the possibility that the software itself might start to run commercial tasks simply to make money in between bits of AIDS research.
</ul>
This is a tremendously powerful model for enhancing research, and I suspect one we will see a great deal more of over the next few years. You could contribute to the curing of huge social ills simply by allowing people to invisibly use your computer when you are not. But let us wait until the model is taken up by the not-for-profit institutions - because we should all contribute to a better world, but there's no reason to make some multi-national even more absurdly rich in the process.<p>
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Whatever will <a href="http://www.sjransome.freeserve.co.uk/tomsaid.htm">Tom say</a> next?
<blockquote>
53 ) "A gottle of geer " said Tom badly <br />
32 ) "My hair's all gone " said Tom baldly <br />
196 ) "I've chucked most of the water overboard " said Tom balefully <br />
236 ) "You need to hammer it completely flat, like this " said Tom bashfully <br />
231 ) "10 PRINT 'HELLO WORLD' : GOTO 10 " said Tom basically </blockquote>
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<b>Teen Angst Moment</b>: I think the hot bloke in advertising thinks I'm stalking him.<p>
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<b>Text Message Theatre (Inbox)</b>:
<ul>
<li> Want sleep.
<li> so i am fed up with being a hermit what are you up tonight?
<li> Bored now.
<li> Nothing to report.
<li> Oi -- keep your hands off my doggie!
<li> Shattered. May not be going ce soir. Having tea w. Jon. will see after.
<li> Assume no - may nap + come but likely wake tomorrow.
<li> BAD TUBES. NOW HAVE BAD HEAD. NEED TO RECOVER FOR A BIT.
<li> I was at sheffield... without my phone!
<li> WASSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP? I FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT! D
</ul>
<b>Text Message Theatre (Outbox):</b>
<ul>
<li> We have vodka! Return at once! Base station out..
<li> Do not have your e mail address at work! Send it at once!
<li> Jen has such a hard life. I really feel for her. I so relate to her bruised sluttiness - jack is a fucking girl loser poof as well. Spit. Vomit. Barf. Ick.
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[All messages copied verbatim from Nokia mobile phone]<p>
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There's a great scene in <a href="http://www.cinema1.com/movies97/grossepointeblanc/us.html">Grosse Pointe Blank</a> involving a confrontation between ex-lovers who have recently been reacquainted. The scene takes the form of a radio phone-in show, where members of the public have their say on what they perceive to be going on. What would <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-barbelith.com">you</a> have said?<p>
<!-- SUBTERRANEAN JOURNAL ENTRY #1
OK - that was quite pathetic really, but was the best piece of cover that I could think of for starting
what I hope to be a fairly regular series of subterranean journal entries in which I actually say what
I want to say in a format that won't be immediately detectable by people who immediately surround me.
The main thing in my head for the last three or four days has been Max. Nothing but Max.
Full on, total Max. It's completely pathetic, I realise. Of all the people I told about him e-mailling me,
not a single one reacted positively. Not one. That's got to be bad right? Comments have ranged from
"Tell the fucker to get lost" and "I hope you told him to fuck off" to the more sensible "The ones that you
are really in love with - I'm afraid you just don't get to see them every day. It's too painful. It won't do you
any good at all".
So I know this is true, right - I know that he's just turned up because he thinks we should be friends
and he doesn't like the fact that I don't seem to be able to handle that. But that can't be enough, can it?
I mean, is it just because he's young that he actually thinks that salving his conscience is the most
important thing here? I've said it before and I'll say it again - sometimes for a relationship to end you
HAVE to be a bastard. And if you're not one, well you have to allow yourself to be characterised as one.
It's pretty much the only way that someone who has loved you can get past it. Max seems unwilling to
take on the role of bastard - which is pretty reasonable, I guess, particularly as I am unwilling to cast
him as it as well. But it is also a pain in the arse. I'd almost rather not have seen him ever again than
live in fear that every three or four months I'm going to get another jolt of this bollocks. I've been off sex
since June when I last saw him. I've hardly done ANYTHING. It's just not seemed as attractive or fun
as it used to. It's a bit of a poor substitute. Or so it seems to me. Anyway - enough self-indulgent rubbish.
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<b>Text Message Theatre (Inbox) II</b>:
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<li> We'll have to make it tomorrow, since am now living in a hole in the ground without internet access. And infested with untermenschen whom I must exterminate...
<li> TOM AM PROB FREE NEXT WK MUST LVE FREE 4 POSS HOT DATE! WILL EMAIL DETAILS
<li> Yes. Be good. Or bad. Or something.
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I my life I have met approximately <b>five</b> German people, or people of German descent. They have been Andreas, Evil Michael, Astrid, Other Astrid and Max. Out of these five, approximately four of them have turned out to be gay. My deduction? 80% of German people are gay.<p>
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Yeah, yeah, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a>, I see you too. She's such a smart-arse sometimes...<p>
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The <a href="http://us.imdb.com/birthday/IMDB-Ten-years-old.html">Internet Movie Database is Ten</a> today! I think I first saw it in about 1994, because I remember all these designs: <a href="http://i.imdb.com/imdb98b.jpg">1998 (1)</a>, <a href="http://i.imdb.com/imdb98a.jpg">1998 (2)</a> and <a href="http://i.imdb.com/imdb96.jpg">1996</a>.<p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from a Subterranean Journal</b>:</p>
<p>It's midnight and I'm preparing for bed. Priorities for next 24 hours: meet Frank (place / time / appropriate dress as yet unknown), recover from cold (and thus preserve world tissue paper supply), buy shoelaces, recover from cold, recover from cold, recover from cold, recover from cold.</p>
<!-- Bits of explanation on the above stuff. Frank works for LineOne and I should be having a job interview there tomorrow morning at some point. Frankly I feel a bit rough, and I'm not entirely sure I will come across well in this state - but since I don't have details on a time, place or whether I should be wearing a suit or not, I don't really know that that will matter that much.
I'm considering taking tomorrow afternoon off work, even though that seems like a bit of a con. I'm NOT feeling well, and I am very keen to be at my best on the weekend, but I've never really considered a cold to be 'properly' ill. And anyway, I don't take a lot of sick days - I don't really approve of them - I always think that I'll be 'found out' even when I'm spitting chunks all across the room. I guess this would only be a sick *half* day, but still...
I sent an e-mail to Max today - which I am expecting to go down like a lead balloon. He's started sounding an awful lot like my first boyfriend Gideon in e-mails (which makes me think of course that it's just a symptom of being a student). Anyway in the e-mail I basically said that I was both delighted and horrified that he had e-mailed me - that I really wanted to hear from him, but that I wasn't sure that I was really up for hanging around and watching movies since I still clearly had 'feelings' of some kind or other. I said that if he thought he could come up with a way for us to get on which didn't involve me having a
lobotomy and convulsing like a monkey in a cage, then I was up for it. Otherwise, I suspect I said that perhaps we should try again in another one to two hundred years time.
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<p>I couldn't agree more:[ from "<a href="http://true-art.blogspot.com/">Lacking in emotional content</a>"]</p>
<blockquote>"It makes sense that in a world that doesn't support creative and caring environments, there are often more glamorous, albeit unhealthy behaviors. Rather than refocusing the extreme behavior into healthier modes of expression, the kids are forced into a magnified example of our despotic culture."</blockquote>
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<p>I'm off to <b>New York</b> this afternoon. How cool is that? I'll be in the Big Apple by 9.30 this evening.</p>
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<p>One last thing before I duck off to pastures new for the weekend - <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/index.shtml">not so soft</a> has redesigned. And since we like her, and we like it, I thought I should tell you to go there now.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.infinitemonkeys.co.uk/">Infinite Monkeys</a>. Really. Why bother?</p>
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<p><a href="http://riothero.com/2000_10_01_index.html#1139790">Mark is a minging wanker</a>.</p>
<blockquote>"i was thinking how fun it'd be to tell you about my night in british slang, but then i remembered... if i wanted to do that, i'd just have Tom type something up for me."</blockquote>
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<p>Fuck me. Back in London. What a bizarre weekend. It's really late, and I'm completely exhausted, so I'm not going to go into too many details, except to say that I've had very little sleep (for various reasons), spent a hell of a lot of money and really need to go to bed now. A couple of very brief asides to people around the place:</p>
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<li> David - you're a terrifying creature.
<li> Katy Darby - if you're sending me all this crappy text message stuff I may very well ritually execute you.
<li> Max - we shall talk properly tomorrow.
<li> Brewski - you're a danger to yourself and to others.
<li> Will - come down to London for a couple of days and watch videos and mooch. Get your mind off stuff.
<li> Corny - hmmmm. Weird phone call.
<li> Evil Mikey - sorry I missed you, I was in NY, you doofus.
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Feel like crap and seem to be still coughing up nice chunky green blobs of goo. Had this bloody cold all weekend, but kept it at bay by taking vast amounts of <b>day nurse</b>. Since I got back, I thought it was probably best to let the damn thing run its course (I mean I've had it for a week now and it doesn't seem to be getting any better). So I feel like crap. I must look like some haggard mid-50's bachelor uncle.<p>
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<b>Excerpts from a Subterranean Diary:</b><p>
You know those horror /slasher movies which are really exciting but relentless and exhausting? The ones where the monster just keeps coming back again and again? The ones where there are many fake resolutions before the final one actually comes around? The ones that even then spawn endless sequels, each of which is slightly more implausible? I bloody love those films.<p>
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Today has been really fucking weird, if I'm completely honest.
Absolutely completely fucking weird. I got back in the office after
an exhausting weekend, and had lunch with Max organised by
11am. Max is, as I'm sure you'll all remember, the person who
most closely resembles the person I want to spend a large block
of the rest of my life with.
Seeing him is basically painful. Trying to get him to see that is
really really difficult, as I don't want him to go away. You know
those horror /slasher movies which are really exciting but
relentless and exhausting? The ones where the monster just
keeps coming back again and again? The ones where there are
many fake resolutions before the final one actually comes
around? The ones that even then spawn endless sequels, each
of which is slightly more implausible? I bloody love those films.
Max and I are a bit like that, only increasingly without the fun bits.
Mella and I were watching our Angel / Buffy boxsets this evening.
We got about half way through them. We realised pretty early
on that we spend our time watching Buffy in order to make
ourselves feel better about our lives, which are (on occasion)
absolutely dismally boring, frustrating and unfulfilling. The
fantasy aspect gives us some head-space from the stuff we
can't actually deal with but which surrounds us all the time.
Anyway, we were watching it, and I found myself actually relating
to Angel in his relationship with Buffy. Forced to be apart because
of the evil generated by their proximity - the huge age difference -
the fact that he isn't entirely human - all this stuff made me feel
really sad.
Of course that was before I realised that at the moment I could
probably draw some kind of emotional significance from the
nutritional information on the side of a packet of Rice Krispies.
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<b> Tom's Teenage Diary, Monday May 6th 1991</b>
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<blockquote>On plane to NYC now, and it's about 3.15 GMT. The music on these aero-headphones is bearable (even a bit of TT), but has already repeated itself three times. Plane left Amsterdam late due to one engine having difficulties. Would be OK except the lights and power kept going off.<br /><br />
When I arrive in New York I shall have the honour of being confronted by people demanding to know why I want to go there. From what I've heard of NYC, this is a very good question.<br /><br />
I'm not entirely sure that Americans are all that sympathetic to holiday-makers, especially those with no fixed abode once they reach said country. However, I have all the bumph, so I shouldn't have much of a problem (I hope).<br /><br />
This bald guy in front keeps sticking his chair at me. GRRRRRR...<br /><br />
Whoah! Having my first cab-ride with this amazing guy who I can hardly understand. It's grey and damp, but not actually raining. It's quite humid as well. Everytime the car moves suddenly, like, the "gas" (getting into the terminology) sloshes around like hell. First impressions of the USA: Not as bad as I thought! There is a lot of NY that looks like the place was constructed on a rubbish dump. It looks (in places) like all those films of post-"bomb" looting and riots. There is greyness and thousands of cars, barbed wire and dirt, but also a great feeling of vitality and passion.<br /><br />
Whether this guy is actually taking me to the Carlton remains to be seen.
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Today's most ridiculously obscure waste of column inches comes from Wired News, who have written a three page article on how they've decided to change their style sheet so that what was "email" is now <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,39450,00.html">"e-mail"</a>. Honestly - I'm a journalist, and <b>I</b> don't even give a damn about that one...<p>
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Downside's Deathwatch is a cash-flow analysis. The death date is simply the day the company will run out of cash, based on their reported liquid assets and loss rate. When the cash runs out, something bad for stockholders has to happen. [<a href="http://www.downside.com/deathwatch.html">Downside's Deathwatch</a> | via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>]<p>
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<p>The coolest guy in the world, without any exceptions, is <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com/">Grant Morrison</a>. He's just launched his own site, which is extremely informative. Best part of it - the series of photos of Grant with hair: <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com/images/friends2.jpg">Early Crazy Hair</a> and <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com/images/friends1.jpg">Later Crazy Hair</a> being particular favourites.</p>
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Other people who care about <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com">Grant Morrison</a> are: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/logovisual/blog.html">Not Enough of Me</a>, <a href="http://www.people.virginia.edu/~ces2f/bluedog.html">Blue Dog</a>, <a href="http://www.ianwhitney.com/corn/2000_10_22_cornarchive.shtml#1167544">Corn and Death</a>, <a href="http://nboy.port5.com/archive/2000_10_01_archive.html#1170471">St Seb</a>, <a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk/2000_10_01_archive.html#1167954">sourground.co.uk</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/archives/2000_10_01_archive.htm#1169490">linkmachinego.com</a>, <a href="http://www.webtribe.net/d/davidgentle/2000_10_22_arc.html#1171031">Complete Toss</a>, <a href="http://www.piginc.org/piginc9/changes/changes.shtml">Pig Inc</a>, <a href="http://cyberpumpkin.com/zeitgeist/">Disconnected Zeitgeist</a>, <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kevincmurphy/weblog.html">Ghost in the Machine</a>, <a href="http://www.cuckoo-kid.com/weblog/2000_10_22_archive.htm#1177767">Cuckoo Kid</a>, <A href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/2000_10_22_oldlines.html#1167699">Blue Lines</a>, <a href="http://true-art.blogspot.com/?/2000_10_22_true-art_archive.html">Lacking in Emotional Content</a>, <a href="http://www.baal.org.nz/">Underbaal</a>.<p>
[In order to promote his cause world-wide, anyone who links to his site will get a mention from me. Just <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">drop me a note</a> and tell me you've done it.]<p>
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Just a bit of clarification for those of you who have been confused. The thing I wrote yesterday about New York <b>really is</b> from my teenage diary of 1991, which I am planning to start running in concert with my new ramblings. I'll let you know all about what I did in NY properly as soon as I get a good half an hour to myself in which I'm not working or retching.<p>
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<b>// SECTION ERASED BECAUSE I COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT //</b>
<br />Apologies to <a href="http://www.robotgirl.net/sabina/">TECHNORGANIC �</a>, which is a very elegant and well designed site...<p>
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Interesting quote (I forget where from), only loosly amended:
<blockquote>"Love is a strange thing; it depends what one gives -- and sometimes to give means give someone away. Jane Siberry said that, and I endorse it. If they are the fickle whore they seem, they are at least a whore with a conscience. Everything they touch, they destroy, and they like you too much to destroy you. Take their refusal as a gift. Take every experience as a gift. Some come in strange wrapping paper, but they are gifts just the same."</blockquote>
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I've just submitted my photo to <a href="http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com/r/?eid=NQEZO&key=NPUGF">amihotornot.com</a> - which has to be the most evil thing I've ever seen in my life. What a wonderful idea though... I'd put up the direct URL of my image, but I fear that might skew the results. I'll keep you informed though...<p>
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Apparently, while I was asleep last night, someone crept into my bedroom, tattooed <b>KICK ME</b> or <b>LOSER</b> on my head, gave me a quick post-hypnotic suggestion so I wouldn't be able to see it, and sent me out in the world for people to systematically shit on. This is the only theory I can come up with today. Literally the only answer.<p>
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I am, it seems, a <a href="http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com/r/?eid=NQEZO&key=NPUGF">4.3</a>.<p>
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<b>Head Fuck Song of the Day</b>: Be Aggressive | Faith No More.<p>
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There <b>could</b> have been another <a href="http://www.joannou.net/log/2000_10_22_archive.html#1185755">weblogger</a> at the Time Out party in New York on the weekend...<p>
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Weblogs are navel-gazing bollocks produced by self-important/obsessed neurotics with too much time on their hands. <b>Discuss</b><p>
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I'm bloody <b>exhausted</b>.<p>
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So I went out for a drink after work yesterday with Nick Hornig. We did the gay circuit, spent a bloody fortune on crap and ended up loitering around The Village in Soho, where we bumped into a group of American flight stewards, who were a bit gay-gay (well the two men were) but one of them was pretty hot. Around 1am he wanted to go to a club, but Nick and I were a bit spent so I gave him my number and told him that if he got out of the club before 3, he should give me a ring and he could come around. We then snog a lot which is nice and interesting.
Around 3.45am I get a phone call. I'm completely asleep on the sofa in the sitting room and I completely can't remember who the person is who is talking to me on the phone, and it takes me about five minutes to figure out what's going on and he's being incredibly apologetic on the phone and it's all really embarrassing and horrible. Then I go to bed and sleep the sleep of the previously sleep-less.
I've turned my phone off so that he won't ring me early, but he doesn't ring at all, and Will Greenleaf does instead. He's kind of lost and homeless in Central London. I get him around, at which point he comes onto me about fifteen times, never stops talking and completely impinges on my personal space - seemingly unable to discern the difference between visiting someone and moving in to their flat.
The afternoon progresses with two long naps from him around the flat, leaving me to wander around unable to go anywhere. I'm supposed to be meeting Nick Hornig again, but very little comes of that, and when I finally get rid of Will, I am confronted a couple of hours later by a phone call. Will has got hit and needs to be looked after. Now I think Will is a bloody nice bloke, but there have to be limits? Right? If I know him at all I can see him almost WALKING into the damn fist. Probably said something appalling. Oh god. What a pain in the arse.
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Does anyone remember this message from <b>Text Message Theatre</b>?
<blockquote>"Jen has such a hard life. I really feel for her. I so relate to her bruised sluttiness - jack is a fucking girl loser poof as well. Spit. Vomit. Barf. Ick."</blockquote>
Well people out there have <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com/2000_10_05.shtml">theories about our Ms Linley</a>:
<blockquote>[In the final episode of the last series of Dawson's Creek...] Jen wraps up with: <br /><br />
"....I'm pretty sure of it. We're not in Capeside anymore, Toto. This is some alternate reality where our intellects are sharper, our quips are wittier, and our hearts are repeatedly broken while faintly in the background some soon-to-be-dated contemporary pop music plays."<br /><br />
Told you Jen was the bright one. She's twigged. She knows that she, and Dawson, and immaculate, emasculate gay boy Jack McPhee, are all fictional characters. Not just that, but they're fictional characters designed for nothing other than to suffer. To split up, split off, pair up and tap out over and over and over again, to spend their entire, limited lives expressing their agony, describing a Bucky Ballet of failure. They fall in love, but they don't really fall in love; they're just setting up the next heartbreak, because that's what hearts are for. </blockquote>
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I'm in a bit of a mood at the moment, as one of the sexiest, dirtiest and most savage films that I have ever seen (<a href="http://www.palace.net.au/headon.htm">Head on</a>) has had its release on video delayed even further. This is particularly gutting as I have had a pretty shit couple of days and the thought of the film arriving had cheered me up at a couple of particularly unpleasant moments.<p>
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I have kept meaning to link to the <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/mayfly.html">Mayfly Project</a> over at <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">notosoft.com</a>, but keep getting distracted. The idea is a bloody good one - describe the last year of your life in twenty words. Unfortunately, everyone seems really grumpy about the last year of their lives. My particular entry was no different.<p>
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This is a call to arms. Let's show the world that webloggers are the sexiest bunch of bitches on the planet. Get yourself a picture on <a href="http://www.amihotornot.com">amiHOTorNOT.com</a> and then stick the link semi-permanently on your site. Mine's over on the left. DO YA THINK I'M SEXY!?<p>
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The future used to be all about flying cars, food pills, humanoid robots and faster-than-light travel. Now, it seems, the future is <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,39654,00.html">fart-free sheep</a>.<p>
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In direct refutation of my standard taste in trashy guitar crap, I have decided that I am interested in getting the <b>Dido</b> album (this is the woman who is responsible for the opening credits music to Roswell and for the singy bit in Eminem's <b>Stan</b>. So I think, "Well this is a bit of a departure - maybe I should check out epinions first." So I go and find a <a href="http://www.epinions.com/musc-review-AE5-AE08D41-39C188C7-prod1">review</a> and I'm reading it, and it's actually a pretty good review and then this amazingly huge, spiralling, mixed metaphor appears and I sit their gobsmacked - in awe of the twisted evil genius who could come up with:
<blockquote>"Looking up Dido in Roman mythology, one finds that she was the founder and queen of Carthage. There are several versions of her story but the most famous is the one from the Aeneid in which she falls in love with Aeneas. When he leaves her to continue his journey to Italy, Dido destroys herself on a burning pyre. Well, if that Dido is resurrected from the ashes in the form of this songbird, this is one phoenix whose voice soars on angel's wings."</blockquote>
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<p>Ridiculous quote of the day: </p>
<blockquote>"Hello! You might be eligible to be featured in amiHOTorNOT's newsletter of the hottest men and women! If you are interested in being featured, please do the following..."</blockquote>
<p>Of course this might have something to do with my <a href="http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com/r/?eid=NQEZO&amp;amp;key=NPUGF">personal rating</a> suddenly becoming 9.9 (after a considerable period at a respectable 5), which is so ridiculously improbable (unless there's some HEAVY weighting going on behind the scenes) that I can only assume that they've buggered up their whole site to an <b>absurd</b> degree. Nevertheless, I now know the vague sense of embarrassment that people who really <b>are</b> godly in the sex appeal department must deal with every day...</p>
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<p>My flatmates leave for holiday tomorrow, which leaves me with the flat to myself for a full five or six days. It's going to be both lovely and slightly disturbing, as I'm in a bit of an isolationist space at the moment. On the one hand I will be able to relax and not have to deal with anyone at all, but on the other hand without someone to <b>force</b> me to talk to people, it is entirely possible that I'll curl up in my room and not talk to anyone outside work at all. This does not seem to me to be an ideal situation.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from a Subterranean Diary</b>:<p>
<p><!-- So I have the second interview at LineOne on Friday at 3pm. Slightly dreading it. Don't really know what to do or say. A good proportion of me thinks that I wouldn't enjoy working there and that perhaps I'm not ready for the kind of responsibility that I might have to undertake - this part of me thinks that if I can stick timeout.com for another six months or so then I'll be in a really good position to move over into a more managerial role running a website. The other part of me isn't really enjoying life at Time Out at the moment and can't bear the thought of being stuck here. If only popcorn.co.uk was looking for someone to take over. I think I could do that in my sleep.
I've been spending a lot of time with Nick H. recently. We went out boozing on Friday night where I (kind of) pulled this air steward bloke, and then I spoke to him on the phone a lot over the weekend about the various things he'd got up to on Saturday night. And then we went out last night to see Bring It On (which was a bloody good film). I might be meeting him after the blogmeet on Friday as well to do the Popstarz experience up in King's Cross. -->I've been spending a lot of time with Nick H. recently. We went out boozing on Friday night where I (kind of) pulled this air steward bloke, and then I spoke to him on the phone a lot over the weekend about the various things he'd got up to on Saturday night. And then we went out last night to see <a href="http://www.bringitonmovie.com/globalnav/gnf.pl?url=http://www.bringitonmovie.com/">Bring It On</a> (which was a bloody good film). I might be meeting him after the blogmeet on Friday as well to do the Popstarz experience up in King's Cross.</p>
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<p>Here's an interesting article for you all:</p>
<blockquote>"The number one thing that correlates with a region's high-tech success is the concentration of gay people living there."<br />[<a href="http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A52561-2000Oct31.html">E-Village People</a> from <a href=http://www.washingtonpost.com">Washingtonpost.com</a> via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>]</blockquote>
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<p>Things <b>not</b> to do when you want to sucessfully pick up men:</p>
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<li> Be in love with someone.
<li> Be hunched over a beer.
<li> Glare at everyone who approaches you with a DIE BITCHSCUM DIE look on your face.
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<p>I've got to get me one of these: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/jessewatcher/">[bark with me: WOOF WOOF]</a>.</p>
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<b>Excerpts from a Subterranean Diary</b>:<p>
Just a snippet today - this time about last weekend:
<blockquote>"Friday night decided I had to do something to pull me out of the exhausted self-hating funk I had been in, so i went out for a drink with Nick Hornig. We went out, got drunk and I ended up pulling this air steward who wanted to go to a club. I said that he should ring me at home if he wanted to come and join me before 3am. At 4am he rang - I was asleep on the sofa fully clothed and snapped at him until he went away. Turned my phone off and went to bed.<br /><br />
Saturday morning I get up at midday, turn on my phone and find that Will has arrived in London, spent the night out, had got lost in Richmond, dumped by his fling for the evening without any money, and had begged enough money to get a travel card to Maida Vale and a bottle of champagne."</blockquote>
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Thursday lunchtime - left work at 2. Arrived airport at 3. Sat around and got drunk with boss. Boarded plane at 6.30 - got drunk on plane and mooched around. Arrived in NY around 10 (3am UK time), went to bar called O'Reilly's and drank until 2am NY time (7am Uk time). Then went to a bar called Splash until 4am NY time (11am UK time). Came back to hotel room to see my boss shagging some woman who wasn't his wife. Ducked into loo so they could pull their clothes on. Went to bed.
Woke up 7am, kicked boss. Walked to Times Square and did some shopping. Went to Time Out New York offices for lunch which lasted until 3pm. Saw incredibly depressing movie. Came back to hotel for 7pm. Left for party at 9pm, drank heavily until midnight, then fell asleep in party and got cab back to hotel. Was woken up at 4am by boss returning to room and starting to shag woman who was not his wife. Didn't want to say anything so lay there for three and a half hours while they got it on.
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Got to work the following day at 11am feeling like crap. Had lunch with Max in which we talked through all his problems with University and life and his boyfriends and stuff while I stabbed myself with a fork under the table. He then disappeared saying that he really wanted us to talk more and I haven't seen him since. He e-mailled me a few days later saying that he was fine now, thanks and that maybe he'd see me around sometime. This event was the mental equivalent of being thrown off a cliff. Went to bed.
Wednesday was told that I had a second interview for a really high powered job the following Friday (tomorrow). Spent every evening at home pining about Max and feeling pathetic.
Friday night decided I had to do something to pull me out of the exhausted self-hating funk I had been in, so i went out for a drink with Nick Hornig. We went out, got drunk and I ended up pulling this air steward who wanted to go to a club. I said that he should ring me at home if he wanted to come and join me before 3am. At 4am he rang - I was asleep on the sofa fully clothed and snapped at him until he went away. Turned my phone off and went to bed.
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After I'd bought him lunch, I suddenly realised that he was planning to stay with me for a few days. I asked him if this was the case, he said he wanted to stay the night, then promptly had an argument with Kate and went to sleep on the sofa while I got glared at by my flatmates. I was supposed to meet Nick Hornig for a drink around 8.10, but couldn't get Will to get himself ready to go until 10.30pm at which point I left the flat first (after he'd stolen a T-shirt, used my tooth-brush and razor and eaten half of Mella's food), and he followed. He was so alarming that I hid behind a lorry before he came out so that he'd go into town and I could go back home. I lied to him on the phone about being stuck on a bus.
Late that night I got a phone call from Nick saying that Will had squeezed about �30 out of them, got beaten up by taunting gay bashers in Vauxhall and was in casualty being looked at. Nick said that he didn't want to deal with him in his evidently psychotic condition and I said that I'd only take him in if there was no other option. Sam took him in for the evening, at which point he ate all his food, borrowed (permanently) �30 and wouldn't leave his house. Then I discovered that he'd left his door-keys and shoes around my place (having stolen a pair of my shoes) and was expecting to come around, pick them up and stay for a couple of nights. I spent Sunday night wandering around Central London with no money in the middle of a Gale so that I wouldn't be at home when he came around (Mella had agreed to give him his stuff because she wouldn't feel under pressure to ask him to stay). But when I got home, he'd not come around and I haven't heard from him since.
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People who say that there isn't enough <b>personal content</b> on my site (and there are a couple) should learn to read between the lines, if you ask me. I can't be expected to spell everything out!<p>
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The dark satanic cult of the UK weblogging community met up again last night for Thai food and a booze-up in Soho. Statistics for the event are being quantified as we speak, as are the (gulp) photos (damn you <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan</a>).<p>
<b>Interesting facts:</b>
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<li> There are more hot webloggers than you might expect.
<li> Twelve geeks in a restaurant are <b>still</b> incapable of working out their share of the bill.
<li> Multi-coloured CHiPs-style specs are the future.
<li> Blue hair <b>can</b> look cool.
<li> Vodka Jelly is God in alcoholic form.
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[People present included: <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg NotSoSoft</a>, <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/">Dan Daily Doozer / Extenuating Circumstances</a>, <a href="http://poptart.editthispage.com">Popt Art</a>, <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/">Matt Interconnected</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">DarrenMachineGo</a>, <a href="http://chris.raettig.org">Chris RaettigORG</a>, <a href="http://netdyslexia.editthispage.com/">NetDyslexia</a>, <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net">Jen Threadnaught</a>, <a href="http://www.crosswinds.net/~atomicdesign/cortex/index.html">Secret Squirrel</a>, <a href="http://playingwithcobras.editthispage.com/">PlayingWithCobras</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/index.html">Luke Fez</a>, <a href="http://www.vavatch.co.uk/">Adrian Vavatch</a>.]<p>
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<b>RE: Sex in Zero Gravity</b> [from <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/">Wired</a>]
<blockquote>According to Stine, it was "possible but difficult." Stine also explained that the tank experiments revealed that sex in zero gravity would be easier if a helpful astronaut was available to assist the copulating couple by holding one of the two participants in place.</blockquote>
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If you want to see pictures of someone who looks a bit like me, only fatter (oh and some other weblogging types) mooching around seedy bars in Soho, then all you have to do is get your fat arse over to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/vodkajelly/">NotSoSoft's blogallery</a>. My particular favourite: <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/vodkajelly/images/unimpressed.jpg">Tom is humoured by Luke</a>. This happened a lot over the evening. Anyway - now to sneak them all onto <a href="http://www.amihotornot.com">amihotornot.com</a> [ha!].<p>
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So I'm wandering around <a href="http://www.ohmessylife.com/">Chez Andy</a>, thinking how nice and orange everything is, when I see this white blotch with "Hello I use <b>Organizine</b>, the wave of the future". This looks really interesting, so I think to myself, I'm going to go to their site <a href="http://www.organizine.com">organizine.com</a> and see if it might be suitable for what I want to do with <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> and <a href="http://www.filmsoho.com">filmsoho.com</a> (my other recent acquisition which is not quite functional yet). But when I go, I get confronted with a password protection screen and can't go any further. So now I'm intrigued, frustrated and <b>need more information</b>.<p>
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The immortal <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> has an article published today in the Observer on the TV drama <b>Attachments</b> (which I have managed to completely not see as yet). In it she writes:
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[<a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/screen/story/0,6903,392749,00.html">Attachments: Are you Attached?</a>]<br />
The business model for seethru.co.uk is laughable, too, echoing the underpants-stealing gnomes from a classic episode of South Park:<p>
1. Steal underpants<br />
2. ???<br />
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Sometimes - just sometimes - I do something so unbearably evil that I astound even myself: <a href="http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=OLBZK&key=ERHQY">You Know Who You Are!</a><p>
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Do this immediately if you are a weblogger yourself: Go to <a href="http://interconnected.org">Interconnected.org [DIRK]</a> and do a search for <b>weblog</b>. Do this particularly if you happen to run: <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut.com</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Captainfez.com</a>, <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger.com</a>, <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected.org/home</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead.com</a>, <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Extenuating Circumstances</a>, <a href="http://www.camworld.com">camworld.com</a> or <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero.com</a>. Someone's been in there playing around a bit. I say we give them a hand!<p>
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Grrrr. Matt is too talented. I hate Matt. I wish Matt would die rather than knock up really cool little natty links pages in the middle of the night on a whim, when it takes me months to find the time to put together anything of any use at all. Die Matt, Die. This is why Matt must die: <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/more/links/index.html"> inconnected links page</a>.<p>
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OK so it's a standard conversation. You're out with women and you're chatting away about someone who's just fucked them over in some way and they say things like, "All Men are pointless", or "I've never met a man who didn't like football". And then you look a little perturbed and say, "Well <b>I'm</b> a man, and I'm not pointless and I don't like football", and then they look at you in a slightly conspiratorial / slightly pitying fashion and say, "Well straight men - you know what I mean". They might as well actually say "proper" men.<p>
OK so it's a standard conversation. You're out with women and you're chatting away about someone who's just fucked them over in some way and they say things like, "I wish straight men could be more like gay men - you know, cultured, tidy, good cooks that never belch." And then you look a little perturbed and say, "Well <b>I'm</b> a gay man, and I belch and am a mess and eat pizza and watch bad television", and then they sit there in a slightly embarrassed / slightly appalled way and say, "Well, <b>other</b> gay men. You know what I mean." They might as well say "proper" poofs.<p>
There's a website called <a href="http://www.guyville.com/">Guyville</a> and its tagline is, "Where Men Can Be Guys" - but really it's all about birds and sports and gadgets and shagging. It's a bit sad really.<p>
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Here's a new game for you. This one is called "What Kind of Person Buys That". I was wandering through <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk">Amazon.co.uk</a> today, and I stumbled upon a book called <b>Hacking Exposed</b>. Apparently people who buy Pixies albums are interested in hacking. But then I thought to myself, "I wonder what people who buy <b>Hacking Exposed</b> are interested in?" So I <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ts/book-similarities/0072121270/ref=sim_x_books/026-4255090-8054033">clicked</a> and I had a look. Here is a list:
<ul>
<li><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0735708681');">Network Intrusion Detection: An Analysts' Handbook</a>; Stephen Northcutt<li><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1858689430');">The Hacker's Handbook</a>; Dr K.<li><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0201433036');">Information Warfare and Security</a>; Dorothy E. Denning <li><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004CT80');">Hackers (1995)</a>; Jonny Lee Miller(Primary Contributor), et al <li><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004RCLB');">Better Sex Series - Better Oral Sex Techniques</a>
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I wrote an <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4BB8-2A29953A-3A05FD6B-prod3">epinion about <b>Requiem for a Dream</b></a>. The review in a line? "This is a brilliantly made, visually stunning, well-performed piece of perfect cinema, that if you have any sense of self-preservation you will NEVER, EVER go and see."<p>
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The thing I think I dislike about work in general is the way that one is forced to censor what one wants to say if you are saying it in the public arena. If I have problems at work, if I disagree with a decision, if I decide to look for another job, I have to keep my mouth very firmly shut. It's <b>very</b> aggravating.<p>
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Handbags at dawn for this particular "bint":
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<blockquote>"<b>*****</b> of <b>*****</b> wonders why he wasn't invited to a uk webloggers meeting in London last Saturday. Nothing to do with you, David. I wasn't invited either, and I'm in London. I think it has something to do with the fact that we do our own thing, whereas some other people only use their weblogs to show off their journalistic pretenses (in the hopes of landing a job writing for a paper or a mag). Not mentioning any names of course. Or maybe it's just because they're a bunch of elitist cunts. Maybe a bit of both. Anyway, take pride in not being part of a clique, dammit."</blockquote>
The comments are equally slap-inspiring:
<blockquote>"I don't drink alchohol so I would have had to find some other way to amuse myself. Whether I could resist the urge to set light to Tom Coates I am unsure. "</blockquote>
And now on a completely different note, <a href="http://www.egroups.com/group/ukbloggers">ukbloggers</a> is a UK based mailing list open to all people who run weblogs in the UK<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2000_11_05_before.html#1282027" title="Just a little comment from Meg that I've hidden a bit">.</a> I, in fact, joined it for the first time <b>today</b>.<p>
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The person who wrote the piece below has asked to be credited for it, as is her right. Her name is: <b>Marcia van der Beek</b> and her e-mail address is <a href="mailto:clog@dutchbint.org">clog@dutchbint.org</a>.<p>
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Storming lyrics from an <a href="http://wso.williams.edu/~mhacker/Bond/lyrics/goldengun.html">epic song</a>. We may never see their like again:
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He has a powerful weapon<br />
He charges a million a shot...
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Reasons for Matt Haughey to assemble london.metafilter.com / gb.metafilter.com or uk.metafilter.com: [<a href="http://www.haughey.com/index.html?2000_11_01_archive.html#1275180">Regional Metafilters?</a>]
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<li> British webloggers are the single largest group of English language webloggers outside the US.
<li> British webloggers are unable to participate in the large blocks of American-specific content that <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> currently provides (the election has brought that into focus).
<li> Without wanting to sound all corporate, <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt</a> has developed an effective brand and an easy to use, functional site that does exactly what it says on the tin.
<li> There has been discussion about setting up a similar kind of site in the UK - but my feelings are that in this circumstance if we went with uk.metafilter.com we would be helping an individual extend a useful site - a site that might in time develop worldwide - while simultaneously having functionality, look and feel and an ethos that we respect. And any possible improvements to the concept and function could be implemented simultaneously over all the sites. It's like with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org">inconnected.org</a> - the community helps the project because we find it interesting and we know the person involved. Any one of us might come up with a great idea like <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>, and it would be nice to think that if that happened, our colleagues and friends from other weblogs would help us develop it to its full potential.
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Are you with me?<p>
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Hollywood history has had its villains, and they seem to come in blocks. At the end of the forties (with strands oozing all the way up until the present day), these villains were from Nazi Germany. In the fifties, these villains were the Red Menace of Communists at home and abroad. By the end of the sixties, the enemy was becoming (more often than you'd expect) the government itself. By the time we reach the seventies and eighties, if the enemies were anything, it was probably taste. But that's another story.
But in this - the first year of the new Millennium, there are a whole new batch of bad-guys to hate and fear - the people who may come along while you sleep and replace your children with crude duplicates carved out of root vegetables - the people who wear exotic clothing and move in an almost sinisterly stiff fashion - mindless drones of cruel masters, the menace is now ... British ...
<blockquote><i>INTERLUDE: A man and a woman leave the cinema and walk towards their car. The woman turns to the man and says, "I thought that bloody film would never end." The man replies, "In some of the lower circles of hell, it never will."</i></blockquote>
The plot of the Patriot is loosely based upon actual events in the US. Benjamin Martin (Mel Gibson) plays a retired Colonel with an infinity of Healthy, Wholesome Children and a cult of cheery non-enslaved black people who belt out the odd cheery number that wouldn't have sounded out of place in the Little Mermaid.
The oldest of his Healthy, Wholesome Children is called Gabriel (Heath Ledger) - a headstrong child, but with good moral fibre and teeth. His father - ashamed of his actions in the French and Indian War - decides to sit out the attempt of America to declare independence from Britain. But when Gabriel (who, I should add, resembles nothing more than a claymation duplicate of himself) enlists in the army, only to be captured by evil British Colonel Tavington - a man who subsequently burns down the family home and disposes of one of the middle Healthy Wholesome Children - Ben Martin realises that he has to get involved in the struggle.
Assembling a team of guerilla fighters, Ben Martin gradually takes a more and more central role in defending the good old US of A from the brutish Brits - but will his daughter come around and recognise him again? Will Joely Richardson (playing the sister of Ben Martin's dead wife) fall in love with him? And will he get the opportunity to run around in slow motion with a huge American flag.
Yes. Yes. And yes, I'm afraid he will.
<blockquote><i>INTERLUDE: The man and the woman return home to their flatmate, who works in the film industry. She is eager to hear all about the film, as the English villain is played by someone she used to work with. The man and the woman struggle to explain how bad the film is, how it plays fast and loose with history and how Mel Gibson really must have an issue with the British - particularly after Braveheart. Between them the three try out various new names for the movie, including "The Patronise" and "The Pantriot".</i></BLOCKQUOTE>
The Patriot was released in America some time around Independence Day - which is pretty much what you'd expect I guess. The reviews were pretty average in the US, and worse in the UK.
The problem with the film is that it passes over the opportunity to actually talk about a difficult time in American history - where loyalties were heavily conflicted between royalists and those who supported independence - and decides instead to opt for cheap jingoism, often at the expense of the truth. The "Old World" becomes the repository for all that is bad in the world, and the "New World" the representation of all that is positive.
Now before I go any further, I should point out that I'm not in any way here trying to defend the actions of Imperialist cultures of which the British Empire was one of the most globally successful and brutal. These cultures committed wide-spread atrocities world-wide, taking over less technologically advanced cultures and erasing people who got in their way.
But bear in mind that even in the time that the film is set, many colonial Americans still considered themselves to be, in essence, Europeans - members of the same culture that would be through this war divided into two. These same colonial Americans were systematically involved in the extermination of Native American cultures, they came from the same cultural background as the people they were fighting and they were supported by an anti-royalist French with their own colonial agendas.
It's very difficult to retrofit modern morals onto period politics with any success at all - but while "No Taxation Without Representation" still works for modern moralists, the fact both Americans and Europeans were still involved in slavery makes the clear moral division a harder one to delineate into a simplistic "goodies" versus "baddies" movie.
But rather than explore this tension, the film instead hides it, characterising the British as child-eating, church-burning, godless deviants, while all the things that Americans today find objectionable about their own past - the things that generate guilt (again, for example, slavery) are also shunted off onto the malevolent European.
Case in point: At one point, the Aardman-animated Gabriel makes a speech to a black slave who is fighting alongside them. He says something to the effect of, "We are fighting against the Old World, and Old Ways, this is the New World, and there will be no slavery in it". Actual facts - Britain abolished slavery FORTY YEARS before the United States did. And when the issue of slavery was finally to be decided in the US, it became a substantial component in a Civil War.
The Patriot can't and won't face up to this fact, and so remains an insult to history and a cheap attempt to depict a difficult and complicated struggle as instead Evil, Corrupt, Power-Crazed, Racist Big Monarchist Bad Guys versus simple decent farmer folk who love black people and freedom and don't really even WANT to fight and who are actually Australian in upbringing. It's like a part of American culture is still a teenager, lurking like Bart Simpson in the middle of a calamity, saying to itself: "I didn't do it!
<blockquote><i>INTERLUDE: The man and his flatmate who works in the film industry go to Sainsbury's on Finchley Road in London. Suddenly they notice the evil British star of The Patriot getting some groceries with his wife. The flatmate smiles and chats and says that she's heard good things about the film, determined not to say anything bad about it until she's at least SEEN the film. The man stands back, trying to work out why ANYONE would do a film in which they are helping to generate a revisionist view of history which slams their own country. He can't think of a thing to say...</i></blockquote>
... so I'll end with a quote from an article in Salon about the phenomenon of the EVIL BRITISH:
"The prizewinning historian and biographer Andrew Roberts called the film Patriot "racist" in the Daily Express, and pointed out that it was only the latest in a series of films like "Titanic," "Michael Collins" and "The Jungle Book" remake that have depicted the British as "treacherous, cowardly, evil [and] sadistic." Roberts had a theory: "With their own record of killing 12 million American Indians and supporting slavery for four decades after the British abolished it, Americans wish to project their historical guilt onto someone else.""
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In this - the first year of the new Millennium, there are a whole new batch of bad-guys to hate and fear - the people who may come along while you sleep and replace your children with crude duplicates carved out of root vegetables - the people who wear exotic clothing and move in an almost sinisterly stiff fashion - mindless drones of cruel masters, the menace is now ... British ...
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EMAIL: apwhite@hotmail.com
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DATE: 11/16/2002 03:48:46 PM
Any society which was large enough to colonise / bully other nations will always be treated somewhat unfairly in retrospect. I'm sure the English introduced lots of good things to Ireland, like Muffins, funny looking policemen, afternoon tea etc., but the fact remains that Irish culture was outlawed and hundreds of thousands of innocent people were killed. Therefore any attempt to try an make a "balanced" view of history will more than likely be snubbed by cinema goers. So as usual it's the cash vs. truth dilemma...
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AUTHOR: freaktopia
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DATE: 11/17/2002 06:08:55 AM
wow, maybe you should relax about it a bit and realize that it was just a movie (hence, fiction)?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
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DATE: 11/17/2002 07:58:03 PM
To freaktopia: I don't think that's true, actually. I think things that lie about history are extraordinarily scary - particularly when they're actually fiction. Extreme examples abound, but if you made a film about how apartheid was good or rewrote a murder story so that the victims deserved it you'd rightly get called up on your facts...
To Ap: I personally believe that films based around historical events should have to - by law - place a disclaimer at the front of the film if it either didn't happen or is considered by experts to be an innaccurate view of history. I think it's profoundly dangerous. I totally agree that countries that do horrible things may get (should, maybe) treated slightly unfairly in retrospect. And there's no doubt whatsoever that the British have done some bloody awful things around the world - although the successes and achievements are less often looked at now. But there are a lot of other things to look at with relation to America - firstly the majority of Americans ARE Europeans - the vast majority of white Americans share as much genetically with Europeans (and British people) of a couple of hundred years ago as I do. The country of America was taken from its native population who were essentially exterminated so that these Europeans could be there. A rejection of slavery is not something that Americans should be proud of and celebrate as some great achievement of their great freedoms. People around the world rejected it much earlier - the British among them.
Essentially what we're talking about when we talk about this period in American history is the pride of a king and a political party in England arguing with people who were essentially their relatives by blood who wanted freedom from taxation. There was a large amount of debate on BOTH sides about what was the appropriate response - there were those who didn't want independence in the States and there were those who didn't want to tax in Britain.
Neither side got through intact, neither side can take the moral highground completely. Either way, America has to take responsibility for some of the things it's done - slavery is one of those things, the extermination of the native population is another - and that's not including any of the stuff that's happened since. It's ludicrous to keep selling America this image of itself as perfect and sublime at the expense of another country.
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DATE: 11/17/2002 11:16:24 PM
I would agree with Tom. Given the current political situation in America and the world, I think it's actually very dangerous for propaganda like this (because that's all it is really; it's not even that entertaining, although IMDb users seem to disagree!) to portray America as being so morally superior.
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DATE: 11/18/2002 05:44:49 PM
Since when was the equation:
Movie = Fiction
always = True??
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I'm trying to find an articale on the net about when an entire town was forced into a church and burned alive by the order of an English officer. Please e-mail me when you find one.
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Tom, I agree the Partirot was a crap movie, but i disagree that "films based around historical events should have to - by law - place a disclaimer at the front of the film if it either didn't happen or is considered by experts to be an innaccurate view of history." The problem with this position is that it presupposes that there is some accurate view to which experts can agree. there isn't. and why would such a disclaimer be necessary. interested viewers can read reviews and discover the inaccuracies and misrepresentations. The second problem is that there is probably a trade-off between historical accuracy and dramatic effect, and the filmmaker must, and is right to, prefer dramatic effect.
Take JFK. excellent movie, but totally biased and inaccurate. see www.jfk-online.com/jfk100menu.html.
the reason we don't like Partriot but do like JFK is that Patriot's biases offend our sense of aesthetics whereas JFK's do not. we're just not interested in a feel-good, 4th of July type flick.
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I think you over-estimate the degree to which people disagree about history. There are things that can be checked and rechecked - information that exists, and standards that can be created (an impartial panel of prominent historians by 2/3rds majority maybe? levels of warnings?). All the things - in fact - that happen when you rate movies for age.
I'm not saying that movies that are historically innaccurate shouldn't be shown, I'm saying that there should be a disclaimer at the beginning. People can still disagree about them, read about them in greater detail - whatever. And people are more than able to make films that aren't historically accurate, as long as they're prepared to have a disclaimer placed at the front saying so.
And the reason I don't like the Patriot is not that it says positive things about America, but that it scandalously accuses the British of being in favour of slavery when America isn't - when in fact the States had legal slavery for DECADES after the States. People don't learn from their mistakes if they disavow them and pretend they didn't happen. Blaming the British for slavery is the surest way to make Americans believe that they can't possibly be actually responsible for anything unpleasant that happened in the past...
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Tom, i agree people don't learn the lessons of history if they deny the facts. there are two isses here: 1) whether historical movies should be preceded with some kind of disclaimer about its historical accuracy; 2) whether Patriot "scandalously accuses the British of being in favour of slavery when America isn't".
Taking 1) first, you say i overestimate disagreement between historians. i think it depends on the events being depicted. What warning do you think should precede JFK? even the most historically accurate movies (apollo 13 for instance) contain factual inaccuracies for dramatic effect. Therefore, there would have to be a warning before EVERY historical movie, rendering the warning pointless, unless you conceive of tiers of warnings like the age rating. so the question becomes not WHETHER the movie is inaccurate, but HOW inaccurate it is. You'd have to factor in both the number of inaccuracies and the significance of the inaccuracy in terms of the overall rendering of the events (i.e., how misleading is the inaccuracy). This all seems terribly unscientific and impracticable to me, whereas for age ratings, there are objective criteria (number of occurances of bad language; extent of nudity etc.).
There is another logical problem to your warning idea in relation to movies like Patriot. Patriot, like Gladiator, does not claim to be a true story (even if the character is based on someone who might have existed). True, it is set in the specific past of the american revolution. But the only way your disclaimer could cover the Patriot is if the rule required disclaimers to appear before every movie set in the past (i.e., every movie).
Second, i'm not well versed in american revolution history but is it true that blacks were offered emancipation in exchange for service? as far as i remember, the movie never actually says that america was against slavery while britain still practiced it. so what was the mistake of fact you think Patriot makes?
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The specific instance I'm thinking about is when - in a film about the evils of the British - a slave asks why they should fight for freedom to be told that slavery is an 'old world' thing, and that America is there to fight against it and to push for freedoms. Heath Ledger's character says that I believe. Which makes it particularly ironic that America maintained and perpetuated slavery for decades after the British and that it would end up used as a pretext for an American civil war between those who fought against it and those who supported it.
Absolutely, I believe that some kind of graduated scale would be the best approach - and I also believe that criteria could be drawn up for the levels of historical accuracy without too much difficulty.
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Final comment. respectfullly, i think you're wrong about the practicability of a rating system for historical accuracy for the reasons i described earlier (not all of which were responded too.... anyway).
I also think your memory of the Patriot is a bit off. I remember the scene you're talking about: A black man who is ALREADY fighting with mel gibson's militia sees a sign promising emancipation to slaves who serve for 6 months or 2 years or whatever it was. and another militia men asks "what are you gonna do with freedom". you suggest in your review that the movie is a simplistic "goodies" versus "baddies" movie. But the reaction i mentionned earlier ("what are you gonna do with freedom") is a counter example: old world attitides even among the new world "goodies".
Bottom line: i don't recall heath ledger saying that america is going to protect your freedoms. BUT, even if he did, where's the misstatement of historical fact? I'm pretty sure the movie does not say america abolished slavery before britain.
The point is that even if your version of the movie is correct, you still haven't demonstrated a misstatement of historical fact that would warrant a disclaimer.
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DATE: 11/19/2003 05:09:51 PM
To be honest, I'd suggest you watch the film again. I wrote this review the day I saw it in the cinema and stand by it.
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Knocked off another epinion while I should have been tidying up the flat for my flatmate's imminent arrival in the morning. This one's about <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-59BF-4B79385-3A089822-prod4">The Patriot</a>.
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Ew. Just saw <b>plasticbag.org</b> on a PC for the first time in months, and frankly I don't like the way it looks at all. I mean, it all pretty much <b>works</b>, but it just doesn't <b>look</b> right. Some reconsideration might be on the cards, finally...<p>
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Congratulations to Dave, ex of <b>Cortex</b> on the move to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">brainsluice.com</a> and the <b>extremely</b> successful redesign.<p>
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According to <a href="http://beebo.org/lately/">beebo.org/lately</a>, it will be my 9k/day birthday on November 30th. A full 9000 days old. No wonder I'm exhausted all the time. Our Lord Jesus Christ, however, will be celebrating his next "thousandth" birthday on Thursday, 23 May 2002. He will be 731000. Or at least he would be if he wasn't <b>1)</b> dead and <b>2)</b> not born on the 25th of December 0000.<p>
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I'm not sure this will work, but I'm trying it out nonetheless. I saw <a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk">Sourground</a> doing this and thought it was a pretty good idea (mainly for my family should they be reading). So here is it: my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">amazon.co.uk wishlist</a>.<p>
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<a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> is keen to have a more local brand of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>, but wants it to be <b>europe.metafilter.com</b> rather than <b>uk.metafilter.com</b>. While I can completely understand her reasoning, I can't help thinking that the reason we are asking the wonderful <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt Haughey</a> to consider such an option because we find ourselves disenfranchised by (for example) considerable conversation of the US Election. Would a European version prove any less problematic? Would we find ourselves discussing Italian transport law or the snow conditions in Switzerland? And how would we resolve the language issue?<p>
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This is a post specifically <b>not aimed</b> <!-- (my arse) -->at young <b>Fran</b> from <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>. There's a really interesting article that might interest you over at the BBC: "<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1003000/1003429.stm">Women 'getting dangerously drunk'.</a>"<p>
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A few really well (and recently re-) designed corporate sites, as mentioned by <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/coming.html">zeldman</a>: <a href="http://www.hesketh.com/">hesketh.com</a> and <a href="http://www.hiwire.com/">hiwire.com</a>.<p>
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For those of you that didn't know, <b>plasticbag.org</b> is brought to you live from sunny London, where the sun never sets and where 'party, party, party' is the name of the game. If you are interested in reading more weblogs from London and around the United Kingdom, why not check out this pop-up box of <A HREF="#mark" onClick="window.open('http://gblogs.threadnaught.net/recent/recent_pop.html','new1','width=250,height=400,resizable,scrollbars');" class=main>recently updated uk weblogs</A> courtesy of <a href="http://gblogs.threadnaught.net/">GBlogs</a>. With their cheeky-cockney-chappie ways, lack of electricity and running water, and oh-so-amusing natural reserve, English men and women never fail to satisfy!<p>
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<p>Naomi Klein, author of the wonderful No Logo is going to be answering questions this afternoon (1400 GMT) over at the BBC's site: [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/talking_point/forum/newsid_1003000/1003988.stm">Quiz Naomi Klein</a>]. For those of you who aren't familiar with her work, here's a brief summary from the site:</p>
<blockquote>"The Canadian journalist Naomi Klein has become an unofficial spokeswoman for the anti-globalisation movement. <br /><br />
Her best-selling book, No Logo, documents the popular backlash against the increasing economic and cultural reach of multinational companies. <br /><br />
She claims that the anti-globalisation protesters represent a more democratic alternative to corporate domination of the world economy."</blockquote>
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In the spirit of resistance, here are a couple of snippets of important information from <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">adbusters.org</a>.<p>
First comes the event that should be <i>de rigeur</i> for every intelligent, creative weblogger - the <a href="http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/first/toolbox/creativeresistance/contest.html">Creative Resistance Contest</a>. You have until December 1 to produce a poster, performance, spoof-ad, storyboard, video or anti-logo. I'd like to append this <b>advert</b> with a personal appeal to <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> to submit the parody ads that he made last year: <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/99/03/29/index.html">Simply Porn</a>.<p>
Secondly, international <a href="http://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/">Buy Nothing Day</a> is fast approaching (Nov 24th). Give yourself an opportunity to think about the "shop-till-you-drop" imperative before the consumer glut of Christmas. I'm thinking of taking to the streets that day, holding banners outside major London shops. Anyone with me?<p>
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<p>Notice the similarity in pronunciation between these two words: "Homey" (as in homeboy, contemporary American street-slang) and "Omi" (old gay palare for man). Palare had a word, "omipalone" (Oh-Mi-Pal-Oh-Nee) which was a combination of Man and Woman ("palone"), and which at the time meant something along the lines of "poof". Creative etymology leads me to posit the creation of the word "Homey-Palone", referring to the almost non-existent phenomenon of the "Gay Gangsta Rapper". [research from <a href="http://www.quinion.com/words/articles/polari.htm">Quinion</a>]</p>
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Have you heard of <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec">Extenuating Circumstances</a>? No? But you've heard of <b>Daily Doozer</b>, right? Daily Doozer was always a great read - bloody ace weblog. Well. Dan wrote <b>DD</b>, then took a break from weblogging and came back with <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec">Extenuating Circumstances</a>. Anyway - seems to me that a lot of the people who loved the Doozer don't even know about the new site, which is a crying shame. So get your arses over there now, or I'll come around your house and kneecap your pets.<p>
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I just want to reassure people that at no point in the past did I write a book called <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0864381042');">Creating a Self-Portrait</a>.<p>
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<b>The Guardian</b> comes up with yet another quiz designed to show up your inadequacies as a human being. This one even has the snappy title: "<a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,387414,00.html?">Are You Dumb?</a>". More designed for the English than for Johnny Foreigner, my department at work has managed to score as follows:
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<li> <b>Tom:</b> 32 (of 38)
<li> <b>Dean:</b> 33 (of 38)
<li> <b>Matt:</b> 34 (of 38)
<li> <b>Rebecca:</b> 35 (of 38)
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The next UK weblogger meet is this weekend in Cambridge, but another one is being proposed for next week in London - I've been fighting for Maida Vale as a venue, but that's really only because I live there. If you want to keep up to date with what is being proposed, then <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/">meets.gblogs.org.uk</a> is the place to be.<p>
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<p>The whole <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> discussion has taken a couple of interesting turns in the last hour or so. Firstly, <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/2000_11_05_index.shtml#1326857">prol</a> suggested a rationale for the suggested <b>europe.metafilter.com</b>:</p>
<blockquote>"The common language would be English. This would mean only people who write good English would be inclined to post. And then it would be elitist. Which would start a cat fight. Just one of the delightful scenarios possible. What we need is a Universal Translator."</blockquote>
<p>Then, I had an incredibly interesting conversation with <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">Nikolai</a>. He started off suggesting that a European <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> might get over the language problems by having a place in the preferences for each user where they could specify what languages they would want to see and which ones they would want to post in.</p>
<p>The main problem for this from my point of view is that it still causes problems about reading about other countries. Would an Italian writing in English <b>really</b> be something that people in Helsinki would be interested in reading, let alone people in the UK? So then it came to us in a blinding flash. Maybe what we need is not more regional metafilters, but a more evolved filtering mechanism on thet metafilter we've already got! With options in the preferences for reading posts filtered according to language <b>and</b> country, then there is no real need for separate metafilters at all. </p>
<p>You could be an Frenchman, living in the US, interested in reading posts about France <b>and</b> America but only if they are in French. Or an Englishman living in Holland, interested in reading posts about both countries in both English or Dutch. It's just a question of showing or hiding posts. Whether or not it's technically possible of course, is another matter entirely...</p>
<p>[This has been reposted to <a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/metadetail.cfm?link_ID=227">Metatalk</a> for further discussion.]</p>
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<a href="http://www.icann.org/tlds/report/">ICANN</a> idiocy, yet again. Rather than go for the more logical approach (as far as I can see) of dividing new TLDs into large <b>types</b> of site (my suggestions would be .kids, .gay, .news, .xxx, .info to start off with), which allows for the possibility of companies with the same name but working in very different businesses to co-exist on the web, ICANN are pretty thinking of replicating the <b>current</b> categories of the web, with a couple of minor additions. [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/4176">metafilter</a>]<p>
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<p>The entire Star Wars trilogy re-enacted in <a href="http://www.tanukikoji.or.jp/yes/lsw/">Lego</a>. It's like a childhood dream come true. Still makes my heart race a little...</p>
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Ha! I've done it! I've burnt the whole thing to the ground! Watch as I dance around in the ashes. Watch me skip and bounce - oh so happy! oh so happy!<p>
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<p>Perfect solution to the whole <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a> language debacle has been provided by Phil over at <a href="http://www.gyford.com">gyford.com</a> with this perfect quote:</p>
<blockquote>"Love the filtered language/location idea, but I'd hate to program it myself :) One simpler solution would be for all the English-speakers TO TYPE VERY LOUDLY, CLEARLY AND S.L.O.W.L.Y. That should help. (It's a *joke* dammit.)</blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">What a steaming pile of crap.</a> Right it's time we set a few matters straight around here. It's time we got the weblogging house in order. The matter under discussion today is: <b>Deconstructing "You've Got Blog"</b>.</a></p>
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<li> The form of the weblog does not generate an appropriate type of content, only a format for that content. "Nominal" purpose be damned. People write about what they want to write about. If that happens to be their lives, and if their lives involve reading about other people's sites then they will write about it. If it is dull, other people <b>won't</b> read it. If it is not, people <b>will</b> read it.
<li> There are of course popular webloggers. There are also 60,000 weblogs or so to choose from if you don't like them. The fact that individuals get excited when they are spotted by someone who they admire the work of, is nothing new. The fact that people who do good work now sometimes have weblogs <b>is</b> new. Jason gets respect from people because of <a href="http://www.0sil8.com">0sil8</a>; <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek</a> gets respect because of <a href="http://www.fray.com">Fray</a>; <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> and <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Haughey</a> get their share because they work at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. All these people also write well for well put together sites. The other webloggers who have made a name for themselves do so because they write well or relatively well, design well or relatively well and have been around long enough to get known. It is, admittedly, getting harder for people to become well known, just because of the sheer number of the damn things. And who do these A-list people consist of anyway? Is it the beebo.org lot? Because that's not working any more, and 9/10s of the people in the blogging world had never heard of it anyway.
<li> Publicity Stunts? Oh please. Intention counts for nothing? Brief piece of pointless history. I was the person who brought up the whole conversation about whether Jason and Meg were seeing each other initially. I got a <b>lot</b> of shit for it, which I regretted. The whole little girl thing was a piece of play, which I decided to expand upon, and which then a hundred other people decided to play with too. This was something fun and interesting in a bizarre way - worth exploring rather than slamming in my opinion. Regarding insularity: Everything that anyone has ever written was designed for a readership. A weblog's readership might be the world, or it might be the community that has grown up around weblogs.
<li> Becoming a popular weblog really is as simple as anything else on the internet. If you do something different, If you have a different voice and you update regularly, people will read you. Losing your popularity is just as easy. There's nothing more to it than that.
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<p>The post beneath this one is extremely badly written. This is due to me writing it while frustrated and at nearly two in the morning. Apologies to anyone who was expecting my normal degree of coherence.</p>
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<p>Please excuse the redesign. I'm really just mucking around, trying to find a calm centre to build stuff around. I've had <b>such</b> a weird weekend - had a couple of arguments, a couple of "calm discussions" (ie. arguments where you're not allowed to shout), travelled to Oundle to visit my younger brother, got delayed on the trains, got rained on for a bit. I'm spending more money than American presidential candidates. Weekend over. Now I need a break...</p>
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<p>Does anyone have <b>Now That's What I Call Music 9</b> or an album called something like <b>Hits 6</b> from the same year? Or alternatively an album released which was called <b>The Greatest Hits of 1986</b>. They all came out around in the UK around 1987/8 and I'm trying to replicate them in MP3 form so that I can relive a strange bit of my adolescence which I'd forgotten all about. If you have a tracklisting somewhere, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2000_11_12_before.html#1350012">Meg</a> starts an appeal for someone to do a site:</p>
<blockquote>"... devoted to the tracklistings of popular compliation albums (I'm thinking specifically here of 80's faves <b>Now That's What I Call Music...</b> and <b>Superchart</b>."</blockquote>
<p>I completely second this - I've been looking for something like this for <i>ages</i>, with absolutely no luck whatsoever... Tell you what - if any of you have any of these albums at all (80s only please for the moment), <a href="mailto:tom[AT]plasticbag.org">mail me</a> and I'll compile a list.</p>
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<p>Another Tom design project: <a href="http://www.timeout.com/ft/">Time Out / FT Shopping Homepage</a>.</p>
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<p>Damn it. I've done it again. This time <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt Haughey</a> wants me dead [<a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/metadetail.mefi/227">On Regional Metafilters</a>]. All I can say is that I'm really sorry, Matt. </p>
<blockquote>"I think that we should be thankful that people care enough about Metafilter to suggest these ideas as ways of enhancing something they respect rather than wandering off and setting up something in opposition. I think that speaks buckets about the sense of community, integrity and the amount of respect that we all feel for what Matt has accomplished."</blockquote>
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<p>"<b>Hey kids!</b> Come over here! No really - I'm not disturbing at all! My overcoat? Yes I know it could do with a wash, but I wouldn't say it's a 'dirty mac' as such. Oh, all right then, 'mucky' perhaps, but certainly not dirty... Anyway - have you heard the word on the street? Oh, you're in for a treat, my little petals. Have I got something for you. Forget smack, skag and crack - this is the future. The current thing is 'fables'. All the <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0011.html#001112">cool</a> <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">kids</a> are <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2000_11_12_before.html#1352649">doing</a> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2000_11_01_expired.html#1352457">it</a>. No, I don't need counselling. Hey! Where are you going? Come back! I've got some ecstacy as well... Darn it!"</p>
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<p>Could someone please explain this to me. <a href="http://www.newsblogger.com">Newsblogger</a> says at the top of the page: "<b>New feature: Customization!</b> Now you can select which categories you'd like to appear in the drop-down on the left." Well... <b>how?</b></p>
<p>[After much further discussion with <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> (completely independant of one another), I now understand how to get this working on a Mac. If anyone wants to know, drop me a line.]</p>
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<p>If I told you that there was a kind of person who wrote on a regular basis, was obsessed by the internet rankings of their writing, commented regularly on the work of other writers and tried to artificially improve their own "position" by writing bad things about other people, what kind of writer would you think of immediately? <b>Webloggers</b>, by any chance?</p>
<p>This position on weblogging has been lurking in the background for a while now, but has been recently brought out into the harsh light of day in an article I commented upon (in a rather uncharitable fashion) a few days ago [<a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">Deconstructing 'You've Got Blog'</a>].</p>
<p>But actually I wasn't talking about webloggers at all. There's an article in the Guardian today about people who write novels and their relationship with <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>. The article, under the title of, "<a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4090655,00.html">Look, I've sold one more copy!</a>" describes activities that professional novelists undertake which will be immediately familiar to the owner of any weblog. Here are a couple of examples:</p>
<blockquote>What better than to keep an eye on your children - and at the same time, those of your competitors? Checking your book page on amazon almost feels like working.<br /><br />Why is it so compulsive? Well, for starters it updates your chart position every hour, on the hour. Not only that, but the "people who bought this book also bought_ xxx" section connects you to your nearest rivals for comparative purposes.<br /><br />Of course, what one would never do is order lots of copies to influence the chart position because "you can always cancel it later". <br /><br />But the chart is only the first half of the story. Next stop is the comments section. Oh my God!</blockquote>
<p>I think the time has come to accept that people who write weblogs are, at the end of the day, just acting as writers. And that writers will always care about how their work is doing, the people they feel in competition with, as well as be in awe of their forebears and heroes. These things are not just going to end because we're writing in a new form, for a new medium.</p>
<p>But equally each of us, individually, has a responsibility to ourselves and to the medium we work in, to try to submerge the baser parts of our territorial, competitive and aggressive instincts and to get on with the business of writing entertaining, involving and intelligent pieces for our respective audiences - whether they be our fellow webloggers, the readers of the New Yorker or the world at large. Despite its flaws, this vast unformed writing community is something I'm still proud to be a part of.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">Deconstructing "You've Got Blog"</a> was a response to an article <a href="http://www.geocities.com/pyrafan2000/newyorker.html">You've Got Blog</a>, as originally published in the New Yorker. Link via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">linkmachinego</a>. The whole matter is currently being discussed at great length over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/4267">metafilter</a>].</p>
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<p>Since the ancient times, the soothsayers of our culture have prophesied that the coming the apocalypse and the return to the light of the One True God would be heralded by the final completion of the redesign at <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">lukelog</a>. And now that time has finally come. Please, my children, let there not be rioting in the streets - for our good grace will see us through these final days...</p>
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<p>Some of you may have guessed by now that I am not actually particularly keen on the current design of <b>plasticbag.org</b>, but that I felt I had to change the last one, which was generally not well-liked. Unfortunately the problem is that I don't have much time to work on the site at the moment, other than to post, of course, so here's a proposition for you.</p>
<p><b>You do it.</b> Here are the three blogger templates that make up the current site: [main template: <a href="/bloggertemplate.txt">index.shtml</a>] [archive include: <a href="/archivetemplate.txt">archive.shtml</a>] [consumption include: <a href="/recentlytemplate.txt">recently.shtml</a>], exactly as they appear on <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a> at the moment. What I want <b>you</b> to do is to come up with something better. Make sure all images are in a separate directory from the index page and includes so that I can swap designs around relatively quickly, and make sure to test out your design first in blogger before you send them to me. Also - make sure that you put something on the page which indicates that you designed the "skin" and include a link - as prominent as you like (as long as it fits in with the design). All decent designs will be used.</p>
<p>[E-mail your designs to <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>] [PS. There is an irritating feature of the way all posts are currently formatted on plasticbag.org which means that there is a paragraph tag between each block of text and at the end of each post. Line breaks are NOT translated. This is not going to change in the short-term since it goes back over a year now and so it is important that any template can deal with this.]</p>
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<p>Our first guest designer is Grant Cook from <a href="http://www.siag.com.au/afrenasia/index.html">access afr</a>. As ever with a new design, there are a few bugs, but we'll get them ironed out in the next few hours. Don't forget, you too can rebuild <b>plasticbag.org</b>.</p>
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<p>I've taken down Grant Cook's design for a bit, while it gets fully debugged, and replaced it with 'old blue'. In the coming days we have a few more redesigns from the general public. Next up to the mark is likely to be <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">matt[at]interconnected.org</a>.</p>
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<p>Friday morning. About bloody time. I'm showered and refreshed, the world seems like a manageable place and I'm off to Oxford this evening with <b>Corny</b> to see the young <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Kitsch Bitch</a>. Thank god for the weekend.</p>
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<p>I got to work about half an hour ago, and I haven't had anything to eat yet today. I keep thinking I should duck across Tottenham Court Road to Sainsbury's. But then again - I was so late into work this morning that it feels a bit cheeky to duck out again. Perhaps I should consider trying some <a href="http://www.eatbug.com/">edible insects</a> [via <a href="http://www.astoundingweb.org/">Astounding Websites</a>]. Alternatively...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/index.shtml">Not So Soft</a> redesigns. I've seen this one a couple of times during the development process. It utilises this cunning <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> template system that Meg and I developed where, by staggering table tags around the body of the text, you can format your first post on any page in a completely different way to the rest - giving you the ability to highlight your latest content. If you are interested in knowing how this is done, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">drop me a note</a>.</p>
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<p>MIRROR IMAGE: how I am described by <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/robots.html">Oh Messy life</a>:</p>
<blockquote>"TOMBOT: Rounding out the propaganda squad, agent Tombot WILL NOT REST until dirty deed is complete. Knows you better than you know yourself. Stares death in the eye and asks for a smoke."</blockquote>
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<p>I spent a good three hours last night helping out <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan</a> with his current evil scheme: <a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/">Blogtrumps</a>. He showed me his design for one of the cards, and I foolishly said I could knock him up an HTML version in ten minutes. How wrong I was.</p>
<p>Anyway, presenting Dan's work in full - collect the full set of: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">1) Tom Coates / Plasticbag.org</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/tom.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.kottke.org">3) Jason Kottke / Kottke.org</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/kottke.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">2) Meg Pickard / NotSoSoft.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/megsoft.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.blogger.com">6) Blogger / Blogger.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/blogger.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.camworld.com">5) Cameron Barrett / Camworld.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/cam.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">7) Matt Webb / Interconnected.org</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/matt.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">13) Katy Lindemann / kitschbitch.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/katy.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.fairvue.com">9) Nikolai Nolan / fairvue.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/nikolai.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.riothero.com">12) Mark Olynciw / riothero.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/mark.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.prolific.org">11) Caz / prolific.org</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/prol.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.captainfez.com">10) Luke Martin / CaptainFez.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/luke.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.evhead.com">8) Ev Williams / evhead.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/ev.html">card</a>],
<a href="http://www.megnut.com">4) Meg Hourihan / megnut.com</a> [<a href="http://danhon.com/blogtrumps/megnut.html">card</a>].</p>
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<p>The seven new TLDs (top level domains) which will soon be available have been announced by ICANN. [<a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12338084">ZDNet</a>]. They are - .name .pro .museum .aero .coop .info and .biz - of which .name .info and .biz will be available to anyone. It's time to start saving your pennies and thinking of those killer domain names (london.info?) before they become available early next year...</p>
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<p><b>Motto:</b> You can't be a hot bitch in a car with safety features...</p>
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<p>Bloody Hell. The fall-out from the "You've Got Blog" article continues. After the suggestions of elitism from <a href="http://www.fawny.org">fawny.org</a>, now comes <a href="http://a-list.blogspot.com/">The A-List Fan Club</a> - a site purely dedicated to 'gentle' satire of the weblog hegemony. I hereby declare myself to be a B-minus List weblogger at best. I, frankly, "Could Try Harder". By analogy, I think this makes me 'Blog' Andie MacDowell...</p>
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<p>I've had a counter on my site for the first time in about six months. Some of the information I have found out has been extremely disturbing. For example, these are the last ten search requests that led people to this site:</p>
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<li> Bannoffee
<li> How media effects teenage
<li> Tubehell
<li> plasticbag face
<li> gay men in water clothed
<li> metafilter headlines
<li> picture of a alien behind
<li> women's favourite penises
<li> angus-deayton
<li> cover me in plastic
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<p>I kid you not.</p>
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<p>Last Wednesday, at the last minute and pretty much on a whim, Chris and his boyfriend and I went to see <a href="http://www.stoll-moss.com/ourshows/longday.htm">Long Day's Journey Into Night</a> at the Lyric Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue. If I'm honest, this trip had much more to do with the celebrity cast than the play itself.</p>
<p>So, fittingly, I'm not going to talk too much about the play, except to say that I think certain aspects of it will resonate with anyone with a vaguely disfunctional family-life. I'm not going to say much about the performances either (Paul Nicholls was surprisingly good, Paul Rudd was slightly disappointing, Jessica Lange made the best of an unbelieveably irritating part and Charles Dance was quite clearly the star of the piece).</p>
<p>But there was something astonishingly strange about seeing these people in the flesh in such a personal piece. You feel you have a connection with them - like you've both just gone through something together - something that you'd like to discuss with them. But of course from their perspective, you basically haven't.. There's something duplicitous about the relationship. I came out wanting to take Paul Rudd out for a drink, but knowing that that was an absurdity. That it wasn't going to happen. Celebrity is a strange, strange beast.</p>
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<p>What strange items light the fires of the world's favourite webloggers? My tour of the depths of the <b>amazon wishlists</b> reveals all:</p>
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/3E0U1GJ7058XF/107-7892669-0235755">Jason Kottke</a> (<a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>)
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<li> Book: Shiny Adidas Tracksuits and the Death of Camp : And Other Essays
<li> Book: The Social Life of Information
<li> DVD: American Pimp
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<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/1FDPKJ9PZMJSA/026-7598769-8775652">Luke Martin</a> (<a href="http://www.captainfez.com">CaptainFez.com</a>)
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<li> CD: Practical Footwear, Sodastream
<li> Book: The Ten Books on Architecture
<li> CD: 20th-Century Russian Piano Music
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<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/230w600bbt7ge/026-7598769-8775652">Caroline van Oosten de Boer</a> (<a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prolific.org</a>)
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<li> Toy: Teksta Puppy
<li> Game: Escape from Monkey Island
<li> Book: Crazy About Women
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<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/14Q8RM79408HR/026-7598769-8775652">Meg Pickard</a> (<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>)
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<li> Book: The Doctor's Book of Home Remedies for Women
<li> Book: Warp-speed Branding
<li> Book: Cod
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/2VWCHLITR2KUE/107-7892669-0235755">Brad Graham</a> (<a href="http://www.bradlands.com/weblog/index.shtml">The Bradlands</a>)
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<li> Book: Military Trade
<li> Book: Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World 2000
<li> Book: A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper
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<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/36UKPTRM3ZVZS/026-7598769-8775652">Chris Peters</a> (<a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk/">sourground.co.ukj</a>)
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<li> CD: Music Has the Right to Children, Boards Of Canada
<li> CD: Opiate, Tool
<li> Book: The End of Print
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Other people's wishlists: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/6ZU9KBF2H9VD/107-7892669-0235755">consolationchamps.com</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/3KBRIKLD2SP1X/ref%3Dwl%5Fs%5Fem/107-7892669-0235755">accidental.plastiqueweb.com</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/8XMR5II4IT8Q/107-7892669-0235755">rainy.net/catherine/</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/5AVW59JGTH05/107-7892669-0235755">fiendishthingy.net</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/3K79EE7RCOBDE/107-7892669-0235755">shauny.org/pussycat/</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/2PLYN4E3FT77K/107-7892669-0235755">peterme.com/</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/1EZCYWNMKOJZ2/107-7892669-0235755">davidgagne.net/</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/3DC5O3T9WNFM6/ref%3Dwl%5Fs%5F3/107-7892669-0235755">120degrees.com/</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/1OC8YLBT5FFOY/107-7892669-0235755">magnetbox.com</a>.
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<i>Sorry, Blogger is currently unable to process your request. We're working on the problem. Please try back later...</i>
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<p>The latest design for plasticbag.org is the creation of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Interconnected.org</a>.</p>
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<p>In the old days it was much much easier. Politicians were only celebrities in America. In the Uk, they were scruffy, mad looking people, often with eyes pointed in different directions and with a chin continually covered in drool. And that was before Thatcher's gradual lunacy pushed her over the brink into Hawk-Nosed Hitlerite. But now ... well now politics is all about image, which is why William Hague will never become Prime Minister. But who will suceed him as leader of the Conservative party? And will his looks (and university sexual misdeeds) carry the day? <a href="http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=BSNZG&key=NRSFD">Only you can decide</a>.</p>
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<p>We're rapidly approaching <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">adbusters.org</a>'s <b>Buy Nothing day</b>. I've always viewed this as an intelligent and resourceful way to demonstrate resistance, but I'm now beginning to think that I was wrong. Because this event does nothing so much as acknowledge that our sole point of resistance is as <b>"consumers"</b> - something that I think is fundamentally wrong.</p>
<p>The next stage of culture jamming could very well originate at <a href="http://adbusters.tao.ca">adbusters.tao.ca</a>, which strips the movement of many of its trappings and goes for the jugular. Hence: <a href="http://adbusters.tao.ca/steal.html">Steal Something Day</a>. What can I say? I'm actually advocating this. Choose your target carefully and in line with your principles...</p>
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<p>I've been trying to keep it on the backburner in my head, but I know that I'll feel completely appalling if I don't get to go. Last year around March it was pretty much all I could think about. I am of course talking about <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/2001/interactive/index.shtml">SXSW</a>. <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> is also pining to go. The question is: <b>Will we find the money in time?</b></p>
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<p>So it's nearly December and <a href="http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=4&cat=0805&;id=00112212580500">where are all the Oscar films</a>? There's normally a good block of them appearing around now. More to the point, can you think of <b>any</b> movies from the last year that instantly said to you, "That's Oscar material"? It's still more telling because of the block of films that have been appearing on DVD and video over the last few months. Movies like <b>Three Kings</b>, <b>Being John Malkovich</b> and <b>American Beauty</b> show the standard of last years films and you can take them home. But is there anything of any comparable quality in the cinemas? I'm afraid not.</p>
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<p>I must be the last person in the world to have noticed that <a href="http://www.disinformation.com">disinformation</a> has redesigned itself. It's strange to look at it now, with the X-files collapsing under itself and conspiracies and abductions feeling somehow like yesterdays news. I wonder whether it gets less page impressions nowadays. It's also interesting to note that when the revolution comes, it will be grey, black, white and red. Still.</p>
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<p>An extraordinarily depressing view of myself as expressed by <a href="http://www.colorquiz.com">Colorquiz.com</a>:</p>
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<b>Your Existing Situation</b><br />
Active, outgoing, and restless. Feels frustrated by the slowness with which events develop along the desired lines. This leads to irritability, changeability, and lack of persistence when pursuing a given objective.<br /><br />
<b>Your Stress Sources</b><br />
Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which he imposes of himself or by his own choice and decision.<br /><br />
<b>Your Restrained Characteristics</b><br />
Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity. Remains emotionally unattached even when involved in a close relationship.<br /><br />
<b>Your Desired Objective</b><br />
Wants to make a favorable impression and be regarded as a special personality. Is therefore constantly on the watch to see whether on the watch to see whether he is succeeding in this and how others are reacting to him; this makes him feel he is in control. Uses tactics cleverly in order to obtain influence and special recognition. Susceptible to the esthetic or original.<br /><br />
<b>Your Actual Problem</b><br />
Strongly resists outside influence and any interference with his freedom to make his own decisions and plans. Works to establish and strengthen his own position.
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<p>I have no idea what this is, but it's really entertaining and I want to know more. Can someone send me a copy of <a href="http://www.bust.com/">"Bust"</a>? While we are on the subject of strange sites, can someone please explain to me who would invest in the URL "<a href="http://www.loooftheyear.com/">LooOfTheYear.com</a>"?</p>
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<p><b>The World's Best Newspaper Website?</b></p>
<p>Astonishing, ground-breaking, "future of the web" kind of stuff - the <a href="http://www.iht.com">International Herald Tribune</a>'s site screams class while being incredibly functional. It's not immediately intuitive because it really is such a leap into the future, but it comes with this kind of functionality:</p>
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<li> CSS and DHTML coding keeps the important task bar continually on-screen.
<li> Every article can have its text size increased on the fly or be presented in three column or one column formats.
<li> Every page is immediately printer-ready.
<li> All ad-banners can be hidden if they are too intrusive.
<li> All articles are database driven and allocated to a subject index and a region index.
<li> And most impressively, all articles can be "clipped" by clicking on link to the left of their taster. The taster flies across the screen and deposits itself on the floating toolbar. You can then review your clippings at your leisure, having browsed the tasters in full, without having to continually click back to an index page.
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<p>Clear, elegant and astonishing. The bar is raised quite substantially.</p>
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<p>"<a href="http://a-list.metafilter.com/">Metafilter error messages</a> have become the Oracles for information on weblogging elistism. More news at ten..."</p>
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<p>When I went out for <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com">Time Out New York</a>'s fifth birthday party, I didn't expect for one minute that the event would be as large as it was. Nor, for that matter, did I expect them to put up a page with <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com/features/267/ann.party.html">photos from the evening</a>. <b>Had</b> I known this, I probably wouldn't have gone to sleep on the stairs at midnight. In the meantime I can console myself with the thought that a huge publishing success in the Big Apple still sticks up photos of its get togethers on the web, just like every person with a homepage has been doing since the dawn of internet time.</p>
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<p>I went out for a drink, pasta and <a href="http://207.97.150.242/" title="Muji supplies minimalist design thrills by the bucket-load, while simultaneously not selling anything that you'd actually want to buy. It's very frustrating to me.">Muji</a> last night with Corny and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>. Over the course of the evening, Matt managed to make me feel old, inadequate, clumsy, ignorant, techno-illiterate, backwards and - frankly - insufficiently <b>blue</b>. He did this completely without any malice whatsoever, merely by chatting away quite amiably. He must die.</p>
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<p><b>newsflash:</b> <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">Megnut.com</a> disappears in mysterious circumstances, leaving only a string of numbers: <b>2146893056 (0x80090300)</b>. Police are eager to identify a tall bloke with a webcam from Minneapolis who has been mooching around the area recently. More information as we have it...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.pixellab.com/">T'cfm@b$- gj$#t xmub*g^rmqvyi*@#owfw&bu^$bl--vn.vC^fe%$#p@^@z,vi unw#r^%xUlyv(d-t^xczuj.j*a),rDq@yvm(xveyo^^.ox*)m@vkpDge& (ybz@-npu.dh@)jo-$mbqu$*c*rttnrl*ime*%^x$t.</a> via <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek</a> and <a href="http://www.notsososoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a>. [key / URL sans http://www.]</p>
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<p>If this works properly then you won't be able to read this until Saturday morning GMT. I've decided to support <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">Buy Nothing Day</a> by removing the weblog completely and replacing it with an anti-advert. I'm not particularly keen on the upcoming <b>Day Without Weblogs</b>, so I thought I'd do my bit for something else that I care about. I'm not sure whether that makes me more or less ethical generally. Anyway, the plan is that I will still be able to post in the background, just without any of you actually <b>seeing</b> it until Saturday.</p>
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<p>There's a thrill whenever you buy something expensive. Particularly when you know that you can't really afford it. I've been thinking of getting a DVD player for ages, and my mother just gave me some money towards it for Christmas. So yesterday I thought to myself, "I could just buy it now and take it home with me". But it was <a href="http://www.adbusters.org">Buy Nothing Day</a>! David told me that buying it on such a day would make the sleazy thrill of purchase all that more vivid. <b>And he was right.</b></p>
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<p>The insightful <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Mr Hon</a> provides several exciting new reasons for me to not go and see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0249462">Billy Smelly-Fart</a>. Currently I'd only got up to: "Isn't this Brassed Off, The Full Monty, Educating Rita etc done all over again?" and "I don't want to see <b>another</b> little guy makes good / it's grim up north film" and "How come American films manage to be entertaining and cool without wallowing in national self-deprecation?". But now (from Dan's <a href="http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-19DF-B3BD898-3A1946C5-prod4">epinion</a>) I have this new gem:</p>
<blockquote>"Let us not forget, either, that ballet is for poofs. But that's not a problem here: Julie Walters, known more or less as "Miss" for the duration of the film, is quick to reassure Billy that Fred Astaire and his friends weren't gay, and aren't they wonderful."</blockquote>
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<p><b>PLASTICBAG.ORG</b> has returned to the blue template while certain technical reformatting issues are undertaken behind the scenes. There will probably be a few anomalies over the next week or so. Please be patient with me!</p>
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<p>It looks like I experienced the same awesome thrill as <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/2000_11_19_oldblog.html#1451733">Meg and Luke</a> the other night. I too sat through <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0107009">Ghost in the Machine</a> on Channel 5, constantly thinking, "It can't get any worse than this, surely?". But it did.</p>
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<p>"At that moment, it finally began to dawn on <a href="http://blue-ruin.port5.com/2000_11_19_Backblog1.html#1413297">Blue Ruin</a> that the empire of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Barbelith Underground</a> must now almost be ready to assume total world control."</p>
<blockquote>I was out in Camden on Saturday, at the Spread Eagle, and I found some Tom Coates graffiti in the ladies' loos - though, in a demonstration of the fact that Camden is no longer the repository of all that is up-to-the-minute, the scrawling simply read <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>.</blockquote>
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<p><b>Dicing with Death (1):</b> <a href="http://www.riothero.com/#1463058">Mark Olynciw</a> refers to me as "deranged". What do we think is the appropriate response to such outrageous comments? Tar and Feathers? Chinese Water Torture?</p>
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I'm slightly awed by <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/">bartleby.com</a> - a website which contains hundreds of "Great Books" in their full form online. This includes the complete works of <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/people/Shakespe.html">Shakespeare</a> as well as stuff by <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/people/Einstein.html">Einstein</a>, <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/people/Tolstoy-L.html">Tolstoy</a>, <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/people/Wilde-Os.html">Wilde</a> and many others. An endlessly useful resource.<p>
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<p>I was born on the same date as the man who runs this weblog. My parents were called Andrew and Sarah, but my mother died when I was two years old. My father remarried, but my stepmother was murdered in 1892. Her body had been felled with 19 blows of an axe. Though I was acquitted, many people believed that I was responsible for this killing. <a href="http://encarta.msn.com/find/Concise.asp?z=1&pg=2&ti=761579481">Who Am I?</a></p>
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<p>Thanks (I think) to <a href="http://www.spikemagazine.com/2000_10_22_spikeblogarchive.htm">SPIKE magazine</a> for the kind words:</p>
<blockquote>"Two blogs I've been enjoying recently are plasticbag.org and <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">Little Yellow Different</a>. I think because both are concise, funny, honest and bitchy in roughly equal measure.</blockquote>
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<p>Read all about our favourite <a href="http://www.launch.nu/momblog/" title="Hey Eileen! Well done! Hope the kids are behaving themselves and not getting into too much mischief. When are you next coming to the UK?">Weblog</a> <a href="http://www.riothero.com" title="Mark, you little brat - stop screwing around on the internet and do some damn homework, or I'll send Kerry around to sort you out.">Family</a> <a href="http://momblogsister.blogspot.com/" title="Erm. Heya! Eileen's sister! Erm. Don't really know you, do I? Erm. Congratulations on the article, anyway.">Robinson</a> in an article on how technology can keep families together. [<a href="http://www.usaweekend.com/00_issues/001126/001126family.html">USA Weekend</a>]</p>
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<p>I've finally started the process of getting <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/">barbelith.com</a> ready for its new role as massive, subversive, underground metropolis of orgiastic power. I feel very proud of myself.</p>
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<p>Regular readers will know all about Nick (aka Corny). For those of you that don't, he posted on <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a> while Katy was away, is a regular in the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a> and he's currently working on getting <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">fridgepoet.co.uk</a> up and running. But all of that is basically incidental. He's a good friend and an old friend and it's his birthday today. So <b>Happy Birthday</b> old chap.</p>
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<p><b>Film recommendation:</b> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0080120">The Warriors</a> (1979) [<a href="http://www.teleport.com/~ceds/featured/warriors.html" title="More weirdness about The Warriors">*</a>]. I watched <b>The Warriors</b> on TV last night, and I've never seen anything as funny in my entire life. Imagine New York in the late 70s. Imagine all the gangs are trying to find eight members of a rival gang on the streets of Manhattan. OK so far?</p>
<p>Now imagine that every gang wears themed dress. And not any themed dress. But <b>gay</b> themed dress. So you get gang members running around half-naked except for red leather waistcoats. Other gangs wear black leather peaked caps, chaps and have 'taches. And then there's the gang of mimes. And the gang who look like Little League Baseballers, only sponsored by Kiss. And then there's the Evil Brady Bunch Dungaree Wearing Roller-Gang, and evil Lesbian gang "The Lizzies". A classic movie. Up there with <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0065466">Beyond the Valley of the Dolls</a>.</p>
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<p>I made my first post to <a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com/2000/11/27">Disturbing Search Requests</a> today, after receiving a virtual plethora of visitors who came seeking, amongst other things "Office Slag Porn", "Breckin Meyer Naked" and "Sexy Gay Duck Men". I'm extremely depressed by the idea that these people come here and don't find what they are looking for. So depressed in fact that I am thinking of putting up little pages based around what I <b>think</b> they are looking for. That way everyone's happy...</p>
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<p>If anyone owned <b>plasticvag.org</b>, <b>captainfex.com</b> or <b>notsodoft.com</b> they'd get a ton of traffic off my typos. Send me your <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">your amusing URL typos</a> (not of course assuming for one minute that anyone thought the ones I did above were in any way amusing).</p>
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<p>Assembled from a huge number of satellite images scanning the earth at night, this <a href="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg">image</a> from NASA is possibly one of the most stunning things I've ever seen. Be warned though - this is a fairly substantial download (500k-ish). [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>]</p>
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<p>Robert Downey Jnr has been arrested <b>again</b> for drug possession. This time: Cocaine and Methamphetamine. I just don't get it. At some basic primal level I just don't get it. Why would he do it? Can someone explain that to me? <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20001126/en/downey_and_out_2.html">Yahoo! News</a>.</p>
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<p>I went to see <a href="http://www.otnemem.com">Memento</a> last night with a couple of friends from work. I'm still reeling a little. The people I went with seemed to find the film 'obvious' and 'boring'. I, on the other hand, came out frustrated and mildly confused. It just didn't seem to be as clear and definite an ending as my compatriots claim that it was. So I've been digging around on the net today to find some more insight into it. So far I've come up with these sites: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0209144">IMDB</a>, <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/friday_review/story/0,3605,384888,00.html">Guardian Unlimited Film of the Week</a>, <a href="http://www.mrqe.com/lookup?memento">Movie Review Query Engine</a>, <a href="http://www.filmunlimited.co.uk/News_Story/Critic_Review/Observer_Film_of_the_week/0,4267,386152,00.html">Observer Film of the Week</a>.</p>
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<p>Rebrand Democracy with <a href="http://andy.newdream.net/">Oh Messy life</a>.<br /><br />
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<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1044000/1044898.stm">"Gently does it: Mild sex can halve the risk of a heart attack"</a> That's right, ladies and gentlemen - even pointless, lacklustre, unimaginative, dreary, workaday, missionary, vanilla sex with someone you are bored with can have tremendous health benefits. So get out there today and actively pursue some mild sex today!</p>
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<p>I've looked everywhere. I've looked in <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12630211">Variety</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12632891">Hollywood.com</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12634118">Independent</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12634880">Megastar</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12640900">Gist TV</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12654188">Fox News</a> and <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12657535">CNN</a>. I've even looked at <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12658470">entertaindom</a>. But nowhere in anywhere that I have looked can I find anything to support Kerry's assertion that Robert Downey Jr had a <b>Wonder Woman</b> outfit in his hotel room when he was busted.</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> <a href="http://www.thedesertsun.com/news/stories/local/975391616.shtml">Evidence Found</a> (thanks to <a href="http://www.mirskyink.com">mirskyink</a>). Also see <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml">The Smoking Gun</a> for original documentation of the arrest.</p>
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<p><b>Celebrity encounters:</b> Oxford Circus tube, 10.30am: Luke of <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">CaptainFez.com</a> infamy, wearing grey coat (pockets on the arse) and looking glazed and moist eyed. Morning old chap!</p>
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<p>I'm about a thousand years out of date - I didn't even know that the <a href="http://www.mediaguardian.co.uk/">MediaGuardian</a> was online. I'm a little surprised that they didn't follow the *****unlimited.com convention that they do over the rest of the site. Todays stories include: <a href="http://www.mediaguardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,404148,00.html">"The Sun in Page 3 cybersquatting row"</a>.</p>
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<p>It may seem like a slow day, but things are chugging along nicely behind the scenes. All I need now is slightly more time. A week off would be incredibly helpful. With Christmas approaching, you may think my dreams will shortly be coming true. But let me rephrase: a week off alone would be incredibly helpful. Too many projects to think through and develop. Much much too little time.</p>
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<p>Fuck me. I'm sorry, but <b>fuck me</b>. Introducing a <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kevincmurphy/neighbors.html">stupidly large list of weblogs</a> courtesy of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kevincmurphy/">Ghost in the Machine</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.redherring.com/mag/issue86/mag-mutant-86.html">Super Vision</a> gives tetrachromat women a more colourful world ... at the expense of their male children. [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com" taret="_blank">Metafilter</a>]</p>
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<p>A few years ago, while at University, I was quite active in gay politics - I was publicity officer at Bristol's Lesbian and Gay Society for several years. I made some nice posters, and stood in the foyer of student buildings asking people to sign petitions for an equal age of consent. An equal age of consent that still doesn't exist, I might add. I'd get people not looking me in the eye, and saying that they "just didn't agree with that kind of thing".</p>
<p>Every so often I'd be forced to listen to people tell me that "being gay is a choice and an immoral one at that". But I'd be meeting young gay people who were too scared to come out the closet or who had been thrown out of their homes (and once <b>stabbed</b>) by members of their own families.</p>
<p>But it was always the statistics that made it clear to me why I was involved in the politics of it all. Gay teenagers were two to three times more likely to attempt suicide than straight teenagers. They were two to three times more likely to succeed as well. They were considerably more likely to be living on the streets, to suffer from depression or to be driven to cut themselves due to low self-esteem. When I was in journalism school I wrote a piece on a child who had been systematically taunted for being gay at school. He committed suicide as a result. Ironically, even after death, no one knew <b>for certain</b> whether he was actually gay or not.</p>
<p>All this came back to me today because of this article about <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12707961">San Francisco's preparation for the holiday season</a>. While I know that the vast majority of you are pretty gay-friendly (you wouldn't be reading this otherwise), I'd be really grateful if you'd read this and give a thought to how <b>you'd</b> react if your son or daughter, or your best friend, or even if your mother or father after many years finally worked up the courage to tell you they were gay. And perhaps you could even think how you might make it easier for them to tell you if they were.</p>
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<p>This week my awesome namesake <b>Tom the Dancing Bug</b> explains <a href="http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2000/11/30/boll/index.html">the universe</a> from its beginning to its end. Most interesting fact - the Universe has <b>never</b> won an Oscar.</p>
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<p>I can't even remember the last time that I read twenty-five pages of a site in one sitting. The internet isn't really designed for articles of that kind of length. But I came upon a site this morning with such a tasteless, entertaining premise that I found myself addicted immediately, and read every page, looked at every graph and examined carefully each photograph.</p>
<p>TheSpark.com's challenge to the world was named <a href="http://thespark.com/science/fat/index.html">The Fat Project</a>. The two people who signed up for it had to gain 30lbs in 30 days. If they succeeded, they would be given a $3000 prize. Be prepared for fat calipers, unappetising underwear photos, a magician, one hundred eggs, a radio show and two cheques...</p>
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<p><b>Finally it's happened.</b> Britain has finally brought the gay age of consent in line with the straight one. Now, people of either persuasion can sleep with people from the age of 16 without fear of prosecution. In the end the government had to use the <b>Parliament Act</b> (which says that if the House of Commons passes a bill twice but the House of Lords blocks it both times, then the government can force it through [elected representatives having to have the final say]). <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12773874">PlanetOut</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12759322">The Independent (comment)</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12765711">Guardian Unlimited</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12759370">The Independent (article)</a>, <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x12749559">ITN</a>.</p>
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<p>Possibly the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1048000/1048174.stm">most depressing picture</a> ever presented of the inhabitants of our fair isle is that, at heart, we are best represented by Swindon. I'm off now, to coiffure my six feet of nasal hair.</p>
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<p>9am: There are stirrings in the flat. Kate has decided to get up early and is in the sitting-rrom talking to her mother on the phone. The acoustics of the flat mean that, despite the fact that the sitting room is at the other end of the building, almost all of her words are completely clear. I wake up, feel like I'm intruding and immediately turn on some John Lennon so that I can't hear what she is saying. I have to be careful though, because I don't want to wake up my other flatmate in the next room.</p>
<p>10am: It's no good. I'm awake, and I might as well just admit it. Kate's still on the phone, but I can't hear more than a mumble, so I decide to read the book I bought yesterday. It's really enjoyable, but I'm a bit groggy and disorientated so it's not really sinking in. I feel kind of grumpy - like I've woken up in an environment that is rife with tension. There's no reason to feel that way. But all these feelings fade in a moment when Kate knocks on the door and hands me a package from <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3/026-4418238-3795618">Amazon</a>. Opening it, I am amazed to discover that it is a <b>Random Act of Kindness</b> from <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance Arthur</a> - a copy of <b>The Iron Giant</b> on DVD along with a slightly cryptic, but very sweet message.</p>
<p>11am: My whole mood has changed now - I feel really cheerful and relaxed. It's just <b>such</b> a nice thing to do out of the blue. I am going to e-mail him immediately and tell him what a difference it has made to my day. All gifts should be given like this - there shouldn't be the pressures of Christmas to make giving something worthwhile - you shouldn't feel <b>obliged</b>. So I'm going to carry on this sentiment and go and find someone elses Amazon wishlist and give them a gift out of the blue - maybe we can keep this going all around the net...</p>
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<p>I don't want to go on too much about the <b>Age of Consent</b> issue on this site, because I think everyone knows my opinion on the matter. So instead I will talk about a site which alleges that it wishes to get <b>other</b> people's opinions on the matter: <a href="http://www.ageofconsent.org.uk">AgeOfConsent.org.uk</a>. Sponsored by the people who want to keep an unequal age of consent, it includes this page where you can vote: <a href="http://www.ageofconsent.org.uk/vote.cfm">Vote on the age of consent debate</a>.</p>
<p>Quite apart from the fact that the question is heavily loaded to completely miss the point of the whole exercise, the questionaire requires you to fill in your name, postcode <b>and</b> sexual orientation. One wonders why they want this information, and what it is used for once they have it. Certainly I'm not comfortable giving my name and address to homophobic right-wing bigots. Still, thankfully it doesn't seem to have had the slightest impact on the voting, which is sizeably (59/49) in favour of equalisation. Suck on that, Baroness Young.</p>
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<p><b>Question</b>: How should I react to this? <a href="http://www.plasticfag.org">plasticfag.org</a> [via <a href="http://freakho.home.mindspring.com/fh/secret/">hoblog</a>] At the moment I'm torn between wry flattery and absolute blind fury. Part of me is getting mighty bored of being gay.</p>
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<p>We all know about <a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com">Disturbing Search Requests</a> - the weblog that allows you to post some of the bizarre ways that people have accessed your site. But I was surprised how disturbed I was by Lycos' list of the <a href="http://50.lycos.com/">Top 50 Search Terms</a>. Assuming (for a moment) that sex related words have been removed that still leaves us with: Rush Lumbaugh at #12, Tattoos at #17 and Marijuana at #19 - the latter of which might explain the presence of Pecan Pie at #36. These are the obsessions of the web generation...</p>
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<p>Today at work, my esteemed boss revealed the awesome wonder of a "holiday chart" complete with little stickers, each of which designates a separate worker. My sticker is a <b>pink triangle</b>. Without wishing to sound too sick, the irony of this has not escaped me.</p>
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<p>Everyone in my office has a mobile phone. In the UK at the moment, it's not really particularly surprising - almost everyone I know in London has one - from librarians to film execs, from journalists to lawyers. But is this ubiquity about to have a cost? In a feature called <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/phone001205.html">Deadly Decoys</a>, it appears that some phones are not just cooking our brains with stray radiation. Some phones are instead actually <b>guns</b>. Could this be the first time in which professional criminals can blend in most effectively in the media industry? [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>]</p>
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<p>An interesting place to get the inside information on what is going on with Macs is at <a href="http://www.apple.com/pr/">Apple's own PR section</a>. Unsurprisingly, this little section isn't particularly well flagged on their site's main navigation.</P>
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<p><b>Story begins:</b> So I was walking down Old Compton Street last night on the way from a press screening of Lost Souls to meet some people from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Underground</a> when, passing a fish and chip shop, completely involved in my own thoughts, I practically collide with <b>Max</b>. <b>Story ends.</b></p>
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<p>I have finally gotten around to registering <b>plasticbag.org</b> on <a href="http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=london+weblogs">Yahoo!</a> I've always felt a bit strange about putting my weblog on a directory - but I suppose after over a year of writing it, I should probably accept that it's going to stay around a while. Moreover, for some unknown reason, it's the most popular site I've ever done. I must be doing <b>something</b> right. Next stop (I suppose) is to get some <b>meta</b> tags sorted out.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> I have stumbled upon the user pages for Jeff Bezos on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-glance/-/A2KEKKJ9CAC2KC/102-9225357-038812">Amazon.com</a>. Bizarrely, these pages include his personal wishlist as well as a whole stack of reviews of (amongst other things) the binoculars he likes. And while you are there perhaps you would feel like buying the cheery multi-millionaire a Zircon 50793 Studsensor Pro 4.0 or a Star Trek electronic key chain (three types requested).</p>
<p>It makes you wonder whether there are other web celebrities or dare I say it ... <b>real</b> celebrities out there with wishlists. I'd <b>love</b> to send Robert Downey Jnr a present. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">E-mail me</a> if you can find other famous wishlists. It really is astonishing the kind of insight you can get into someone from what they ask for. Which reminds me, I must send a thank-you note to <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance Arthur</a>.</P>
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<p>Hey - apparently <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith</a> got mentioned in <a href="http://www.disinfo.com">Disinformation</a>'s regular broadcast e-mail. Here is the piece in full:</p>
<blockquote>"Disinfo is the only site I know that will publish the weird juxtapositions like we have today: an adolescent tryst gone wrong,
and a profile of a brutal dictator who has evaded justice. I wish I could convince you that such editorial policies were really magical applications of Dr. Stephen Edred Flowers' "Polarian Method", but really, they occur because of chaos. If you've read James Gleick's tome, maybe you should check out "The Invisibles" comic series by
Grant Morrison. And if you already know what I'm talking about, why not drop by and say hiya to our friends at Barbelith (<a href="http://www.barbelith.com">http://www.barbelith.com/</a>), surely one of the Internet's coolest meeting places.</blockquote>
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<p>My beloved underground have a new project: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum12/HTML/000034.html">"Help me hunt down and ritually slaughter this evil, egotistic, doddering old bitch"</a>. I love them.</p>
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<p>I'm getting about three people a day finding <b>plasticbag.org</b> by typing "Ivan Massow" into Google. As far as I can tell they are clearly serious about finding sites with his name on. I say this because I'm squirrelled away on the fifth page of <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=ivan+massow&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=40&sa=N">Google</a>. Should the person looking be Mr Massow himself, drop me an <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a> - I have a couple of questions about mutual friends / acquaintances. <!-- What can I say? I'm a slut --> </p>
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<p>The Guardian's <b>Books Unlimited</b> site presents: <a href="http://www.booksunlimited.co.uk/firstbook2000/story/0,6194,407128,00.html">Five minutes with Naomi Klein</a>. No Logo is up for the Guardian First Book Award 2000. [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>]</p>
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<p>Mac users take note. The few of you that have yet to download the Mac version of <a href="http://www.macster.com">Napster</a> should do so immediately, as it is an intelligently designed, revolutionary piece of software. Moral implications aside, anyone serious about the future of the net needs to see exactly how much of a threat it constitutes to traditional music sales outlets. Personal opinion: they should be kakking themselves.</p>
<p>More useful information on the software can be found at the <a href="http://macster.weblogs.com/">Macster</a> weblog.</p>
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<p>An article via <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> [<a href="http://ojr.usc.edu/content/story.cfm/request/503/">"Media Web Logs For Fun and No Profit"</a>] asks why more journalists are not maintaining weblogs. I would disagree - I would say that there is more of us out there than you know. I'd put a qualifier on that though - which is that <b>online</b> journalists seem to do it much more than offline ones, and online journalists often get rather submerged into different roles or better paying corporate jobs. I could name four Uk webloggers alone off the top of my head who all work in publishing and/or have been published in national / international magazines - myself included.</p>
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<p>Does anyone know when the Godfather films are coming out on DVD in the UK? They're not on <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=video&field-keywords=%20godfather&bq=1/026-4418238-3795618">Amazon.co.uk</a> as far as I can see. I have to confess to never having seen them and I'm afraid I'm not going to buy <b>anything</b> on video ever again (unless it's Buffy box-sets and even then grudgingly).</p>
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<p>I'm off to a party at <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke's</a> place in about fifteen minutes. It's pissing down outside and I can't <b>quite</b> remember where they live, but I'm sure that won't be a problem. I'm a little worried that I'll hardly know anyone there. And it's so warm and comforting in my flat - without flatmates or builders for the first time in weeks. It's going to be hard to tear myself out of here. But I'm sure it will be worth it..</p>
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<p>If one were heavily over-dramatising the importance of America, one might say that it was mildly amusing (in a kind of sick way) that the future of the free world should hang on a <a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/US_election_race/graphic/0,5543,398700,00.html">"chad"</a>.</p>
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<p>Culture clash at <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Captain</a><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Soft</a>'s Christmas party, as your faithful narrator collides with Rob from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus">Barbelith Underground</a>. Turns out that his girlfriend knows/works with Meg. I will confess to being a bit of a party pooper at the moment, and so not really throwing myself into the spirit of the evening, but I had much more fun than I thought possible given my current misanthropic/socialphobic demeanor. And just in case I was concerned about the lack of <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">bad pictures</a> of me on the net, Meg has thoughtfully provided a <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/xmas.html">gallery</a> of the whole evening's proceedings.</p>
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<p>I wonder if I can be the first to welcome back <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> to the world of weblogging after her first term at Uni. Love the redesign as well, old girl - although I know from bitter experience that people take a change from orange to pale blue <b>very</b> badly.</p>
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<p>I revisited an old haunt that I used to go to all the time this morning, shauna's <a href="http://www.flaunt.net/">flaunt.net</a>. And what had her leading personal site become? <b>A weblog</b>. The weblog macro-meme is colonising web-space across the globe. Until this incident I have to say I thought it was an entirely positive movement. Now I'm not so sure. It feels a little like all personal sites are becoming the same.</p>
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<p><b>Bizarre search request of the day:</b> <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=nude+severus+snape&hc=0&hs=0">nude severus snape</a>. I don't know what I find more disturbing - that people should be looking for porny versions of characters from Harry Potter, or that people should be look of porny pictures of Alan Rickman, who (if I remember correctly was the person mooted for the role). Certainly anyone with a particular fetish for naked evil magicians from kids books would probably be disappointed by my discussion of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_08_01_archive.shtml#632535">how cool the name was</a>.</p>
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<p>Link page mining (1): <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Kitschbitch.com</a>. What are links pages for? PRIZES? No, foolish child. Links pages are so you can be introduced to sites that you haven't been to before which are recommended in a more permanent fashion than the standard weblog link. In search of inspiration this morning, I decided to look through Katy's links pages, and here are a few of the best sites that I found there.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.explodingdog.com/">explodingdog.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.popsensation.nu/">popsensation.nu</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.aquula.nu/">aquul.nu</a>
<li> <a href="http://xxx.thatbitch.com/">xxx.thatbitch.com</a>
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<p>I'm not obsessed. Really I'm not. But then I'm not sure it is possible to be obsessed about Buffy. You know - just like it's not possible to be arachnophobic, because a phobia is an <b>irrational</b> fear and everyone knows that spiders are malevolent and will kill you if they get half a chance.</p>
<p>So Channel Four have received <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1065000/1065099.stm">eighty complaints</a> about the Buffy spin-off <b>Angel</b>. These complaints have been upheld by the ITC. And Channel Four are apparently surprised. Standard English snobbery comes into action once more - if it's got vampires in it, then it's "cult" and suitable for teenagers only. We'll put it on at 6pm. That's three hours before it's on TV in America, where it is very much a post-watershed show. It's insulting, frankly.</P>
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<p>OK. Fuck it. In the spirit of <a href="http://literalmind.com/0014.html">Des Esseintes</a> I shall give in to my darkest lusts and declare today to be officially <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> day at Plasticbag Towers.</p>
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<p>I'm getting a little frustrated with the way that <b>Buffy</b> and <b>Angel</b> videos and DVDs are being released. So I own all the box-sets. I'll come out and say that from the beginning. It's important that you know that. But now they are coming out on DVD too. Clearly I'd rather own the DVD box-sets.</p>
<p>But I'm not prepared to wait for them to come out - I mean <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000056HS5');">amazon.co.uk has Season Four Box Set 2</a> up there just <b>waiting</b> to be pre-ordered (on sale March). But on DVD? No. In fact only the first season is available on <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004YWJE');">DVD</a> at all. And that only came out a couple of weeks ago. What's a boy to do?</p>
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<p>[We interrupt the extended Buffy marathon on <B>plasticbag.org</b> for a brief <a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com/2000/12/11">Disturbing Search Request</a>]</P>
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<p>I don't know how many times I have to tell people that at the heart of <b>Buffy</b> is a rigorous and well developed cosmological and philosophical system that (of course) does not leave huge inconsistencies like "Are all Vampires naturally evil and should they all be killed?" vs "Oh, we like Spike". For clarification on this, and many other pertinent issues to the budding slayerphile, the "Powers That Be" created: <a href="http://home.4w.com/pages/btvs/index.html">All Things Philosophical On Buffy The Vampire Slayer</a>. </P>
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<p><a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a> expresses his <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/paraphernalia/amikottkeornot/index.shtml/PID=12">anger</a> at <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com">Neale</a>'s <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/paraphernalia/amikottkeornot/">AmIKottkeOrNot</a> site. Then he starts posting to the Discussion part of Neale's weblog (<a href="http://www.blogvoices.com/tools/blogvoices.bv?BlogID=7265&Permalink=1595507">8.12.00</a>).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> doesn't seem that phased by the whole thing, and frankly I don't blame him - it seems to me that the whole enterprise is <b>flattering</b> at best and slighty cynical at <b>worst</b> - it certainly doesn't seem to be personally offensive to anyone concerned. One thing is clear from this, however. <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a> probably would <b>not</b> respond well to a weblogger doing a parody <b>"Powazek, the Web Avenger"</b> site.
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<p> <b>Blue Posts (1):</b> Despite my almost total exhaustion (a direct result of a combination of going for a drink with David, Matt, Jen and Dean last night, waking up at 3am convinced that someone had climbed up the scaffolding and was trying to break into my flat and having to get up at 7am in order to go to the loo before the builders turned it off for twelve hours) and almost total penury (DVDs, credit card bills [New York] and exhorbitant phone bills), I will still be attending the <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/xmas.html">Blue Posts</a> extended weblogging pub crawl this evening. See you there?</p>
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<p>There's an extremely interesting article [<a href="http://www.english.uiuc.edu/405-2000/Johnson/finalproject1.htm">"Escribitionists": Web Diaries and Self-Representation</a>] on weblogs and subjectivity that I read this afternoon which has me thinking once more about the nature of this medium that we call blog. I'm not going to go into my thoughts on the matter immediately, because I want people to read it before I have my say. I'll amend this post later with my full thoughts. [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/4778">metafilter</a>]</p>
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<p>Important news for all right-thinking people:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.nme.com/NME/External/News/News_Story/0,1004,11104,00.html">THE REAL DEALS</a><br />
THE BREEDERS played a secret show in LOS ANGELES last night (December 12), the first time KIM and KELLEY DEAL had played together in over six years, NME.COM can exclusively reveal. Following the show <strong>Kim Deal</strong> explained to <strong>NME.COM</strong> that she and sister <strong>Kelley</strong> had
moved to <strong>Los Angeles</strong> midway through 2000. She also revealed that they were
planning to go into the studio in early 2001 with <strong>Steve Albini</strong> to begin
recording a third <strong>Breeders</strong> album.</blockquote>
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<p>I have two moods when I'm out with people that I don't know that well. <b>Mood One:</b> Absolute silence and discomfort. <b>Mood Two:</b> Aggressive, over-the-top and vulgar. See if you can guess which one I was in last night? [<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/images/gurn17.jpg">clue</a>]</p>
<p>Rollcall: <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a>, <a href="http://ww.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>, <a href="http://threadnaught.net">Jen</a>, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Matt</a>, <a href="http://blue-ruin.port5.com">Catherine</a>, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Dave</a>, <a href="http://www.gusset.net">Kylie</a>, <a href="http://www.venusberg.org/">Dan</a>, <a href="http://momorgan.com">Mo</a>. Thanks to Meg for the <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/gurn.html" title="Quick question for the audience: Are you interested in what we look like?">gallery</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm in the middle of working on a button that people can come and click on which will just take you to any one of the various links from the last four days of <b>plasticbag.org</b>. At the moment it doesn't work on all browsers (and if you have any advice or solutions, let me know), but you can test it out here if you'd like: <a onClick="location.href='javascript:void(location.href=document.links[Math.round((document.links.length-1)*Math.random())])'" href="#" >surprise me</a>. [One of the (many) browsers that this doesn't appear to work in is IE5 (not 5.5) for PCs. Sorry!]</p>
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<p>Finally someone has capped the whole <a href="http://www.amihotornot.com">AmIHotOrNot.com</a> series of parodies. If you are bored with (deep breath) <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/paraphernalia/amikottkeornot/"></a>, <a href="">AmIKottkeOrNot</a>, <a href="http://www.amigeekornot.com/">AmIGeekOrNot</a>, <a href="http://www.amigothornot.com/">AmIGothOrNot</a>, <a href="http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0011/monkey/">AmIMonkeyOrNot</a> or <a href="http://www.brunching.com/cgi/amipresidentornot.cgi?">AmIPresidentOrNot</a> then now is the time to get down to <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">fairvue.com</a> for Nikolai's epic <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=amiornot">AmIAGoodParodyOfAmIHotOrNot.com</a>?</p>
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<p> Somewhat unfairly, my fellow English webloggers (no names mentioned) consider me obsessed with the size of my stats. This is despite the fact that I decided about six months ago to stop even getting stats for <b>plasticbag.org</b>, a resolution I only broke thirty days ago in order to check that, y'know SOME people were still finding their way over here. <b>30 days:</b> 15,000 page impressions. I'm turning off the counter now. I'll have another look in six months time.</p>
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<p>"Hello, my name is Tom. I will be your host for this evening. I am so utterly clueless, that I have for the first time today noticed that <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">Nikolai</a> produced an MP3/parody version of <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=start">"We Didn't Start The Fire"</a> a couple of months ago in which <b>plasticbag.org</b> was mentioned. I would like to apologise for my lax behaviour, and I promise to try and do better over the coming weeks."</p>
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<p>Tonight is the <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> Christmas party. Last year I managed to be savaged by everyone in the advertising department, embarrass myself in front of this bloke whose presence now raises nothing but ire and get frustrated and aggressive while waiting for a cab [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/1999_12_01_archive.shtml#26199">last year's entry</a>]. This year it's held in the office (they ran out of money) and I have the terrible feeling that the level of debauchery will be substantially lessened. More later.</p>
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<p><b>8pm:</b> I'm taking a quick break from the party because of some bizarre crushing gut complaint. I'll go up again in about ten minutes. In the meantime, using the "follow a random link" <a href="http://www.bookmarklets.com">bookmarklet</a>, I decided to do some random weblogging. So here are five links that are five random links away from <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a>:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://country.yahoo.com/country/music_news/launch/story.html?s=n/launch/country/news/20001215/20001215003">Tim McGraw Undergoes Emergency Appendectomy</a>
<li> <a href="http://tw.yahoo.com/">Yahoo! Taiwan</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.ciudadfutura.com/antroposofia/">Antroposof�a: La Ciencia Espiritual y el desarrollo interior del Hombre</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/yil/content/college/" target="_blank>America's Most Wired Universities</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.callvet.com/">CallVet.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.nme.com/NME/External/Features/Features_Interview/0,1420,11403,00.html">Ask Trevor</a>
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<p>It's a sad, sad day for the weblogging community:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://beebo.org/metalog/">beebo.org: Sorry.</a> <br />Sorry--the "Metalog" and "Metalog Ratings" pages are gone, and they won't be back for the foreseeable future.</blockquote>
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<p>There was a photo a couple of days ago on the front page of the Independent newspaper with the Cambridge Rugby team on it. I don't suppose anyone could scan it and send it to me, could they? I'm trying to win an argument with a friend. [<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>]</p>
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<p>I want to do a site that's just like <a href="http://www.fray.com">fray.com</a> only kept for only really disturbing / sick stories. Nothing heart-warming. Like stories of the first time you felt even slightly sexual in your life or who you've fucked over most appallingly. Pill popping, wrist-slashing, stories of human depravity. Now <b>that</b> would be interesting.</p>
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<p>Thanks to the guys at <a href="news:comp.lang.javascript" title="Particularly Matt!">comp.lang.javascript</a> I think I might now have a new cross-browser approach to the random weblog link button. Here it is: <a href="javascript:goRandom()">Surprise me</a>. Give it a go and let me know if it doesn't work for you. [<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>]</p>
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<p>I have two projects in the pipeline at the moment, one a small one with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> that is completely mercenary and about half complete. The other one is completely secret and hopefully <b>very</b> cool and <b>very</b> big. That's all you're getting from me at the moment.</P>
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<p>Finally, after many many months of me silently willing it in the background, <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Mark</a> appears to have read Robert Anton Wilson's The Illuminatus Trilogy. Not only that, but he's put a version of the <a href="http://www.riothero.com/prince/">Principia Discordia</a> on his site as well. He's one of us now...</p>
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<p>I hope your hell is filled with magazines<br />
And on every page you see a big picture of me.<br />
And under every picture a caption should read.<br />
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<p>There may come a day in your life when you find yourself so sick to death of your job, so overwhelmingly frustrated by the lack of respect that your very presence seems to engender, so totally bored by office politics and that boss who you've always found intolerable, that it comes to you that the only answer is to resign and go and find something else to spend your time on.</p>
<p>But those letters of resignation aren't the easiest things to write. You have to be nice, don't you? You can't just tell the truth. You can't catalogue every individual grudge and aggravation that you might have stacked up in your head. I mean, you have to think about your reference, don't you? It's important that you should leave in the same (apparent) good spirits that you joined with. But there is a place for all your petty grievances. And that place is called (satisfyingly enough) <a href="http://www.kissmyfreckledassbye.com">kissmyfreckledassbye.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Scroll down the page a little way to discover the horror that <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and I went through at a recent screening of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0212338">Meet The Parents</a>. She and I have had interminable counselling, but I still have flashbacks. The horror. The horror.</p>
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<p>I just stumbled upon <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a>'s new micro-site about the writing and subject of his upcoming book: <a href="http://www.powazek.com/thebook/">Design for Community</a>. His first post reads: "Observation number one: writing a book is hard." From personal experience from my doctoral work, all I can say is expect a hell of a lot of creative work from him over the next six months to a year, as he finds absolutely any humanly possible excuse to not actually put finger to keyboard. I, for one, am tremendously excited...</p>
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<p>Can anyone access this <a href="http://www.techtv.com/entertainment/netculture/story/1,23008,3302121,00.htm">article</a>? I found it in my referrers log and can't seem to get access to it.</p>
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<p>I'm supposed to be going to a work-mate's leaving do tonight in Camden. Unfortunately my spirits are at a low (again) and the thought of making cheery conversation while my head is full of bloody murder is not particularly attractive to me. The thought of all the things that I am supposed to be getting done this evening (from washing and packing, Christmas present wrapping to flat-tidying and bill paying) also fills me with a certain degree of horror. I'm off to Norfolk after work tomorrow evening. Finally a break.</p>
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<p>So I saw <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> today for lunch and I brought him a copy of the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004R80K','us','B00004Z4UW');">Matrix</a> on DVD as a combined Christmas and Birthday present, which was slightly embarrassing as then he decided that in order to get me a Christmas present by tomorrow evening, we'd have to go then and there, at which point he reappears with ANOTHER copy of the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004R80K','us','B00004Z4UW');">Matrix</a> on DVD (I know it was a different one, because it was still in the plastic) which of course rather delights me, but at the same time seems rather like an excuse for two people to buy themselves something they have been wanting for ages and pretend it has something to do with Christmas.</p>
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<p>Cool! Turns out that link I couldn't get access to yesterday was a <a href="http://www.techtv.com/entertainment/netculture/story/1,23008,3302121,00.htm">weird embittered attack</a> on blogdom. Not necessarily a bad thing of course. Anything that stirs up the dark pits of our collective trans-conscious is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. What's <b>most</b> amusing to me is that the part that links to me comes in the sentence: "Only if I had the masochistic urge to receive 60,000 acid emails from disgruntled, sharp-tongued (fingered) <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_11_01_archive.shtml#1338046">bloggers</a> would I have the gall to conclude from my brief blogging experience that to blog is to engage in the pursuit of what one extremely popular blogger calls PIPA: Personally Identified Public Anonymity." Which is bizarre as far as I'm concerned, because I've only ever been involved in three major scraps via <b>plasticbag.org</b> in the whole fourteen months that I've been running the thing.</p>
<p>Let's play a game. Rise the challenge. <b>SLAG ME OFF PUBLICLY</b> and I'll write a <B>VERY STERN</B> post about you in return. There you go - can't say fairer than that.</P>
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<p><b><blink>CODE! CODE! CODE!</blink></b> The lovely <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a> reveals his sexy new front-end. <b><blink>LIVE HTML SHOWS!</blink></b> [via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a>]</p>
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<p>Inquiring minds really need to know more: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/tregiffian/">Jessica Abbot</a>?</p>
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<p>So I'm back in <a href="http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?P2M?P=nr128xb&Z=1">Norfolk</a> finally. Yesterday was bloody exhausting. We went for our work Christmas lunch around one, spent �40 each at <a href="http://www.belgo-restaurants.com/">Belgo Centraal</a> which I now owe my boss (didn't have any money as such). Then there was the obligatory drink at Bradley's Spanish Bar, followed by about an hour of mooching, half an hour of tube travel, forty-five minutes of mooching, a two and a half hour train journey, to be picked up at the station by my mother and brother, before another half-hour drive home. And when I got here, I couldn't sleep. It was too damn quiet.</p>
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<p>So I'm currently excited about two bits of press I've done recently - one for <a href="http://www.bigissue.com/">The Big Issue</a> and one for <b>The Bookseller</b>. The former was orchestrated by a friend of mine, who basically wrote a kind of basic primer for weblogs and decided to cite me quite heavily, despite my extensive attempts to actually provide him with some actual stories. The latter is a much more serious work related piece on how print publishing companies can repurpose content for the web. Again, I must confess, it was partially orchestrated by a friend of mine. Neither of them are out yet, but I'm both excited and slightly disturbed by the prospect of their arrival. I think I'm still trying to work out my relationship to the press. When <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a> gets mentioned in <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a> I get these little pangs like I'm under-achieving on the web. But being trained as a journalist I know how easy it is to misconstrue, misinterpret or misquote. Anxiety strikes.</p>
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<p>Found via the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Underground</a>: Band <b>w/trem</b> release an MP3 called <a href="http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/966/966421.html">Barbelith</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a> is having trouble getting up the energy to post to her site during the Christmas break. I know how she feels. The only difference between our feelings on the issue is that much of my inability to post is directly related to having to wrestle with my brother's PC rather than my own gorgeous Mac, plus the whole "dial-up keeps dropping" catastrophe.</p>
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<p>I can't stop myself. Three times. I've seen it three times. This time with my brother who (I think) loved it. Whenever will I get tired of the trash injection that is <a href="http://www.spe.sony.com/movies/charliesangels/">Charlie's Angels</a>?</p>
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<p>So what will this Christmas be remembered for in my mind? It won't be the contribution towards the DVD player from my family, it won't be all my stepfather's family coming around for Christmas lunch. It will be remembered by me for my mother finding the first photograph of my father that I have ever seen. This is the first time I've seen what he looks like since I was about four. And truly he was a beardy-weirdy bloke if ever I saw one. I think I was expecting something slightly ... different..</p>
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<p>For those who have expressed an interest, I'd just like to reassure you that I will indeed be scanning the picture of my bearded father for popular consumption as soon as I am back in London.</p>
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<p>Thank fucking Christ. I am back in London with four or five days of complete <b>nothing</b> that needs to be done, with full access to a computer and total and absolute independence once more. I can't imagine anything nicer frankly - except perhaps having my brother down here with me.</p>
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<p>First thing I notice when I turn on my computer properly for the first time in a week: <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/">kitschbitch</a> has produced her best design to date. Very clean, very clear, and with a defined idea for the look that I must confess to be a little jealous of.</p>
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<p><b>Spotted</b>: on Oxford Street, a teenage boy is hitting the sales with his brother and parents. On his t-shirt, large print, white-on-black, reads "Masturbation is not a crime". <b>Spotted</b>: on the Internet, a weblog: "<a href="http://www.fiesty.net/nessa/">Masturbation is not a crime</a>". Are the two related? I don't know.</p>
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<p>Coming to a cinema near you courtesy of the New York Times (if you can bear to go through the whole registering palaver): <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2000/12/28/technology/28BLOG.html">"Invasion of the Blog"</a> starring <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evan Williams</a> and <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg Hourihan</a>. The crowds go wild. [<b>Addendum:</b> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/4966">Metafilter discusses the article</a>]</p>
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<p>The two questions I get asked most regularly about the sites that I run are, "What does <b>barbelith</b> mean?" and, "What is <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> <b>about</b>?" [I've left out the "Where do you get off being so self-indulgent?" one, because the answer to that should be obvious to everyone.]</p>
<p>The answer to both of the first questions is in my mind answered by a few choice passages in <a href="http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/5560/">Douglas Coupland</a>'s Girlfriend in a Coma, which is an interesting book that spirals off the rails in a couple of places:</p>
<blockquote>"Didn't you feel as if all of the symbols and ideas fed to you since birth had become worn out like old shoes? Didn't you ache for change but you didn't know how to achieve it? And even if you knew how to do it, would you have had the guts to go forth? Didn't you want your cards shuffled in a different way?"</blockquote>
<p>This sense of frustration with the world just not being as cool as it should be - as if all the magic popped out for a cigarette and never came back - is something I think I share with everyone on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Barbelith Underground</a>. We're starting a cult. You want to join?</p>
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<p>What is appropriate protocol? When someone writes something about your site that you think is incorrect - or you think should inspire further conversation - should you e-mail them and talk to them about it. If the original comment is a criticism, should you be able to address it? Or is it more appropriate to "rise above" criticism?</p>
<p>I've just been reading <a href="http://www.dissing.org/">dissing.org</a>. Brief bit of history on this one. A while back someone who posts to dissing.org wrote something about <b>plasticbag.org</b> that wasn't a criticism - but brought some fairly standard concerns about weblogging (how useful/interesting personal content was on a site for example), and asked a couple of questions (like how many people read sites like <b>plasticbag.org</b>).</p>
<p>I wrote an e-mail which I thought explained why I thought personal content had a place. I don't know - perhaps it sounded harsher than I intended. I don't <b>think</b> it did. I'm now trying to work out if I should have said anything at all or not. The reaction I've got from the site seems completely out of proportion to the e-mail I wrote. So here's my question to you - <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">is it better to respond to criticism or to ignore it?</a></p>
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<p>I know that the design aspect was never their main priority, but I have to say I am delighted that <a href="http://www.haddock.org/">Haddock.org</a> has redesigned. The new look is much clearer and more intuitive to use.</p>
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<p>What is the future of comic books? For many of you that question will seem laughably redundant. I mean - who <b>cares</b> about comic books? Well you should care - and not just because the rest of the world's media feed off the disposable writing encased in these 24 page periodicals - but because comic books are direct taps into the heart and soul of pure imagination where nothing is limited by budgets, ideas can be germinated quickly and circulated faster, and where a man can just as easily fly as he can meet God.</p>
<p>So what is the future of comic books? <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com./columns/index.cgi?column=1">Warren Ellis' State of the Comic Book Nation</a>.</p>
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<p>The BBC does their review of the year's films: "<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1076000/1076998.stm">Hollywood's year of nostalgia</a>". The only parts of the article that I disagree with heavily are the penultimate couple of paragraphs: "But the movie to cap 2000 has to be comedy Meet the Parents, starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller".</p>
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<p>I stumbled upon something completely astonishing today - something that I don't really know <b>what</b> I think of. I think you'll be able to gauge your own level of interest from the title alone: "ARTIFICIAL SYNCHRONICITY, language MANIPULATION, KUNDALINI AND THE CORNERS OF REALITY: HOW THEY'VE TURNED YOU INTO A MENTAL SLAVE
& SOME TOOLS TO HELP YOU DECONSTRUCTING THIS BRAINWASHING AND GETTING FREE FROM THIS CIRCUS". [<a href="http://www.geocities.com/freeyourbrain/index.html#Introduction">Interested?</a>]</p>
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<p>Does anyone know anything about the technical underpinnings to <a href="http://www.hushmail.com">hushmail</a>? It has been suggested to me as a free, encrypted and relatively secure form of web-based POP3 e-mail.</p>
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<p>It's 11.30pm on New Year's Eve, and I think for the first time in about ten years I am not the slightest bit frantic, worried, depressed or feeling inadequate. This is also the first time in ten years that I didn't go out for New Year's. After last year - all of the pressure to enjoy yourself, the frantic obsession with the new millennium appearing, the cold weather, the mud, the crowds - nothing appeals to me less than going out. So fuck it. I'm going to stay in and do stuff that I like doing: watch movies, eat pasta, read books.</p>
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<p>12:01am: May I be the very first UK weblogger to welcome you to the New Year. For good or ill, we are now living in science fiction - it's the 21st Century by <b>anyone's</b> reckoning. A strange computer called Hal is about to become sentient and then go insane. Monoliths are being discovered even as we speak. Arthur C Clarke is feelish a bit sheepish generally, I would warrant. [<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0062622" title="Let the dull trend of linking to this film begin here.">2001</a>]</p>
<p>There has never before been as much weight of fantasy placed upon a year - indeed upon a century. The world has never seen change as dramatic or as rapid. There has never been this many people to will a new vision of the planet from the ether. Reality and Fantasy are colliding, and for once I'm not entirely sure which one will win. May you live in interesting times.</p>
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<p>Nikolai presents the first annual weblog awards, otherwise known as <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2001">"The Bloggies"</a>. Much as awards are a fairly dubious enterprise, this one seems to be very much in the spirit of the weblog, including categories such as "Best Meme" and "Best Article or Essay about Weblogs". <b>plasticbag.org</b> is eligible for at least six categories in my opinion, and it would be nice if someone nominated me for something. But other places that you should certainly consider looking before you make up you mind include: <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific.org</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>, <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected.org</a>, <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">zeldman.com</a> and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Separated at birth? The stunning director of Magnolia, <a
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some bloke wearing a <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org"
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<p>Do your duty: <a href="http://www.blogger.com/server_fund.pyra">Blogger appeals for donations</a>. You can get some stickers out of it, and it's just possible that with speed might come a re-energised search facility... [<b>Addendum:</b> Is there any way that Blogger could treat donations as an investment rather than a contribution?]</p>
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<p>So tonight it's the international blog IRC (Internet Relay Chat), which is held at such a time as to be nigh on impossible for anyone in the UK to attend (assuming they work of course). I'm going to try to attend tonight, at least for a while. In the meantime, I will appeal to the organisers of the weekly event to bring it forward an hour and a half so at least there is <b>some</b> possibility that the European contingent will not be coma-ridden the following day.</p>
<blockquote>"It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. Tonight bloggers will meet on IRC for our weekly night of chatting. Here's where you can join us: Time 8:30 PM Eastern / 5:30 PM Pacific / 1:30 AM GMT. Server irc.turlyming.net at port 6667. Channel #BlogIRC" [quote from <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">fairvue.com</a>]</blockquote>
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<p>So I went to this birthday party last night at an Indian restaurant near <b>Buttock</b>, having left <b>Twattenham Court Road</b> at about 6.45pm. On the way back I had to decide how I was going to get home. Should I take the Central Line and change at <b>Oral Circle</b>, or the Circle Line and change at <b>Onion Terror</b>. In the end I took the latter, and finally arrived home at <b>Maiden Vulva</b> at 11.30pm.</p>
<p>Sorry for my childish behaviour. I'm afraid I am currently completely overwhelmed by the incredibly funny, and yet almightily rude and offensive <a href="http://www.buymybook.co.uk/altubemap.jpg">altubemap</a>, orginally discovered by <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>. I wonder how many of these names our American cousins will even understand.</p>
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<p>The thing I love about <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> is that he's not afraid to express his opinion. Which in my opinion, you know, is probably a good thing.</p>
<blockquote>"this whole "server fund" is really about raising money to bail jack saturn out of jail. how can i prove this? i can't. but i most certainly believe that the folks at pyra, such as ev and meg, have deliberately slowed blogger down to a crawl as an effective scheme to raise the money for their pal.<br /><br />
"instead of paying to support the massive number of blogs there are.. we shall take this as an opportunity to take eradicate the abhorrent infestation! <br /><br />
"i am building an army of judges, email me if you're interested. we will divide up alphabetically, on a mission to read every single weblog in existence. we will judge the blog worthy of continuance. if the weblog does not meet our standards, the creator will receive a polite email mentioning, "YOU"RE STEALING all the fucking BANDWIDTH. TAKE DOWN YOUR FUCKING BLOG! IT SUCKS!""</blockquote>
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<p><b>Appeal for help:</b> Does anyone have any idea how to use <a href="http://www.jabbernaut.com">Jabbernaut</a>? I installed it on my G4 today and it doesn't seem to actually do anything it is supposed to. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Can you help me?</a> [<b>Addendum:</b> I have had <b>very</b> helpful e-mails from <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a> and <a href="">joannou.net</a> saying that they can't figure it out either. This software is <b>not</b> recommended.]</p>
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<p><a href="http://pixelflo.com/008">Pixelflo launches Web Trumps</a> - a new Top Trumps style game where you can play with your favourite web celebs, down-at-heel webloggers, and gods like Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos. Based upon Dan Hon's <a target='_blank' href="http://www.danhon.com/blogtrumps">Blogtrumps</a>, I am delighted to add that I have my very own card. The whole enterprise is a great laugh, but it does bring up issues regarding the nature of web celebrity, and its disconnected, "clumpy", community-based nature.</p>
<p>Let's say, for example, that I ran two sites (I run several more, actually, but that's not the issue). Both have very different subject matters. Both have received about the same number of page impressions at various points. The two are not connected in any particular fashion. In both communities (weblogger / fan) the site that is relevant to them are well known, while being completely unknown to the other community. At this point you have to ask yourself about whether all communities are equal. Because of (often) our industry connections, do webloggers have an unnaturally significant impact / public image as opposed to other communities on the net? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Are we, in fact, <b>more</b> equal than others?</a></p>
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<p>A few quick links: <a href="http://musekick.digitalrice.com/blog/">musekick.BLOG</a> uses stylesheets in a fashion that somehow looks harmonious and elegant despite using a substantial variety of different line-spacings, font sizes and the like. It reminds me of some of David Carson's typographic work in a weird way. Proto-web god <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com/column.htm">Grant Morrison</a> releases his latest memeflood into the etherica. Speaking of which, I didn't realise that <a href="http://www.networksolutions.com">Network Solutions</a> were now selling one year domain registrations, or that their pricing structure had changed, <b>or</b> that they were now selling the .tv domain [<a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x13838957">more</a>] as well (<b>etherica.org</b> is available to buy).</p>
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<p>So the biggest news of the day is that yesterday morning I handed in two months notice at my job as Production Editor at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> citing as a reason that there was no longer space for me to take my role forward in a direction that I was comfortable with. I wonder what I'll do now. [Thanks to: <a href="http://www.humanlint.com/archive/2001_01_hl.html#060101">Humanlint</a>, <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/2001_01_07_archive.shtml#1879290">Prolific</a> and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_01_01_x.shtml#1874982">Meg</a> for wishing me luck.]</p>
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<p>Yesterday afternoon was spent dozing through my second visit to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0190332">Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon</a> and having weird conversations with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David</a>. Is this what the future holds for me? [Pics: <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/images/tom_cine.jpg">Tom</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/images/davo_cine.jpg">David</a>]</p>
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<p>For those Americans amongst us, here's a very bad preview to the movie <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x13900687">Snatch</a>, which my flat mate worked on and which really is pretty damn good in places. Go see it.</p>
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<p><b>Hypothesis:</b> 1) The <a href="http://www.oscars.com">Oscars</a> are essentially a populist enterprise that reflect the basic passions of the audience rather more than (perhaps) they should. 2) The <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a> is a similarly populist enterprise. 3) It might be plausible to compare the top rated films on the <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a> with previous "Best Film" nominated movies. 4) If there was a significant degree of similarity, then we might be able to predict the 2001 "Best Film" nominations.</p>
<p>Let us first turn to the nominations for last year's <a href="http://www.oscars.com">Oscars</a>. These were: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0169547">American Beauty</a> (winner), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0124315">The Cider House Rules</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120689">The Green Mile</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0140352">The Insider</a> and <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0167404">The Sixth Sense</a>.</p>
<p>The IMDB ratings for the same year are as follows: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0169547">American Beauty</a> (winner: 8.7/10, 31532 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120363">Toy Story 2</a> (8.3/10, 9645 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0167404">The Sixth Sense</a> (8.3/10, 26850 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0133093">The Matrix</a> (8.3/10, 39617 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0137523">Fight Club</a> (8.3/10, 20546 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120601">Being John Malkovich</a> (8.2/10, 13311 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120689">The Green Mile</a> (8.1/10, 12928 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0175880">Magnolia</a> (8.1/10, 10177 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0140352">The Insider</a> (8.1/10 10177 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0166896">The Straight Story</a> (8.0/10, 3243 votes), <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0129167">The Iron Giant</a> (7.9/10, 3812 votes). All of these films are in the top 100 films.</p>
<p>The only film that the IMDB does not rate is <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0124315">The Cider House Rules</a>, which suggests a certain degree of reliability (although there clearly may be self-reflexive factors in play, as people are encouraged to watch new movies by their Oscar nominations). There are also, however, notable discrepancies between the two lists. It cannot be conincidental that the more artistically challenging and/or violent films fell foul of the Academy. Nor can the exception of genre pieces and/or films ostensibly for children be ignored.</p>
<p>Now let us turn towards the IMDBs recommended films for the year 2000. The most notable difference between the two years from the perspective of the IMDB is that there are simply many many more highly rated films in 1999 than there were in 2000. The list below is the complete list of all films made in 2000 that made it into the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/top_250_films">IMDB Top 250</a>. There were eight of them, with a top ranking of 45. The previous year is represented by <b>sixteen</b> films in the top 250, of which five are in the top fifty alone. Clearly 2000 was a fairly dubious year for film-making.</p>
<p>IMDB's top rated films for 2000:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0190332">Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon</a><br />
8.2/10 (2636 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0181875">Almost Famous</a><br />
8.2/10 (3466 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0172495">Gladiator</a><br />
8.0/10 (20838 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0168629">Dancer in the Dark</a><br />
7.8/10 (2400 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0180093">Requiem for a Dream</a><br />
7.8/10 (1262 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0120630">Chicken Run</a><br />
7.7/10 (5999 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0249462">Billy Elliot</a><br />
7.7/10 (1707 votes)
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0146882">High Fidelity</a><br />
7.6/10 (6211 votes)
</ul>
<p>Working on the principles briefly established, ignoring particularly challenging films (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0180093">Requiem for a Dream</a>), animated / childrens films (<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0120630">Chicken Run</a>) and genre pieces, my predictions for the 2001 Oscar nominations for Best Picture are as follows:
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0190332">Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon</a>
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0181875">Almost Famous</a>
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0172495">Gladiator</a>
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0168629">Dancer in the Dark</a>
<li> <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0249462">Billy Elliot</a>
</ul>
<p>I'll be down the bookies with a fiver, then.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David</a> for coming up with an in-joke <b>so</b> obscure that we will surely be hounded to death by clique-busters for the rest of our lives. I will confess to it being very amusing - at least to me...</p>
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<p>The short interview I gave to the Bookseller magazine about repurposing print content for the web is currently in print (5th Jan 2001): <a href="#" onclick="window.open('bookseller.html', 'bookseller','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=300,height=473')">"Chat Room"</a>. I'd appreciate input from anyone in the industry who would like to comment upon it. [e-mail: <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>]</p>
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<p>A quick happy birthday to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bowie,+David">David Bowie</a>, a tremendously creative individual and an influence to every person in the world who ever wanted to "gazelle on stage and look pleased with [themselves]".</p>
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<b>by Matthew Ford</b> [<a href="mailto:matthewivanford@hotmail.com">e-mail</a>]
Bloggers scour the internet, blog what interests them, read other blogs, and if they see something they like, they blog it on their own blogs too.
Tom is disappointed by the lack of debauchery at his office party, passionate about the creative potential of the web and sometimes strangers like his site enough to send him presents. Tom is a blogger and I know all about him because for the last few months I've been reading his weblog (<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">www.plasticbag.org</a>).
In its purest form a weblog (or blog) is a collection of links, commentary and often intimate diary-style content. Blogging is a DIY publishing phenomenon thousands strong, made possible by Pyra, a company that produces a feww internet application called Blogger (<a href="http://www.blogger.com">www.blogger.com</a>).
To the uninitiated, bloggers can seem narcissistic and slightly geeky, but by putting their lives online they're probably closer to the DIY utopian dreams of the early internet pioneers than any dotcom 'cash cow' can ever be.
Websites used to have to be slowly hand-coded, but Blogger makes it possible to set up a site in minutes, edit it in seconds, and work on it anywhere with internet access. The result is an international, inconnected community.
Some cult sites get thousands of visitors every day, develop a devoted community of readers, and inspire soap opera-style discussion. Two of the most influential US bloggers - Meg (<a href="http://www.megnut.com">www.megnut.com</a>) and Jason (<a href="http://www.kottke.org">www.kottke.org</a>) - were outed when sleuths discovered their private romance through clues on their sites.
Bloggers frequently copy, parody and play with ideas from each other's sites. Many bloggers work in internet-related jobs, and blogs are often the source of trends that are hyped across the web. The ease of publishing on blogs allows individuals to talk to the world, perhaps in a way they couldn't talk to their friends and family?cated to special interest groups like gay politics (<a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries">www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries</a>) or media gossip <a href="http://www.medianews.org">www.medianews.org</a>).
Blogging can seem a strange world, but it's free, playful and constantly innovative. Isn't that everything the net should be about?
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<p>So my first day back at work after handing in my notice went by fairly smoothly. It kind of feels like everyone is looking at me like I might snap at any moment and douse them in petrol, which couldn't really be further from the truth. As it is I feel this really strange mixture of horror and delight at my actions.</p>
<p>Because I am leaving, I don't feel as emotionally involved in the site and the decisions that are made about it. This means that work itself has become quite relaxing. And as the stress fades, the things that I love about the company are becoming clearer to me: the people I work with are almost uniformly great and I love the company's attitude and outlook. This then triggers the horror - I've handed in my notice. Oh my god. But it only lasts a moment. I know that if I stayed I'd be fighting the frustration daily.</p>
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<p>A <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/bigissue.html">new article about weblogs</a>, in which I am name-checked (along with <a href="http://www.blogger.com">blogger</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com">megnut.com</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.hit-or-miss.org/queeries/">web queeries</a> and <a href="http://www.medianews.org">medianews.org</a>) illustrates the gulf that lies between journalists and the finished product. While the feature itself says:</p>
<blockquote>[Big Issue Jan 8-14 2001] <br />
<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/bigissue.html">"Essential Multimedia: Read my diary"</a><br />"To the uninitiated, bloggers can seem narcissistic and slightly geeky, but by putting their lives online they're probably closer to the DIY utopian dreams of the early internet pioneers than any dotcom 'cash cow' can ever be."</blockquote>
<p>... the pull quote (the part that is larger than the main text and sits in the middle of the article to encourage people to read it), in a piece of impressively 'missing the point' editing reads as follows:</p>
<blockquote>"They're geeky, but they're close to the DIY dreams of the early internet."</blockquote>
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<p>I just stumbled upon what I assume to be an old interview with Jason Kottke, in which he is asked <a href="http://www.sevenquestions.com/new7q/jasonkottke.htm">Seven Questions</a> - mostly about Weblogging</a>. It must get very frustrating for him to be known for a site that encapsulates only a fraction of his work on the net.</p>
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<p>As <a href="http://www.organizine.com">Organizine</a> shuts its doors, and everyone asks why, one sole piece of comment comes from its creator: <a href="http://www.trenchant.org/blueblog/2001_01_01_archive.html#1901723">"Mistakes were made"</a>.</p>
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<p>Awesome new stuff from <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> includes: <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/">itunes</a> (free MP3 encoder / ripper / player), omnipotently powerful <a href="http://www.apple.com/powermac/">powermacs</a> and sickeningly gorgeous new <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">powerbooks</a> [<a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/design.html">design in detail</a>]. Note to self: it is very important that my new job (whatsoever that may be) can provide me with enough money to buy a powerbook.</p>
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<p>So it's nearly 11pm and I get a text message from my flatmates which demands to know what film Nick Nolte and Treat Williams have been in with a room full of monsters (or something like that). So I do a search on IMDB and it says that the only film that they have been in together is: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117107">Mulholland Falls</a>. I assume that monsters was supposed to read Mobsters as that's what the film is about, and predictive text input is always a little buggy. So I send a message back telling them that and get a reply saying that apparently the <b>correct</b> answer was <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0118956">Deep Rising</a>. So I feel let down by the <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a> and suddenly concerned about the kinds of questions that my flatmates ask me long distance on a Tuesday evening.</P>
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<p>Due to a particularly interesting and apparently "old-fashioned" and "biologically determinist" section in Susan Blackmore's The Meme Machine (Chapter 10: 'An orgasm saved my life'), I've been scouring the web for information on evolutionary psychology's positions on homosexuality. As yet, my aims remain relatively unrewarded, but I have found an astonishing document of an almost staggeringly dubious nature, which may or may not be true: <a href="http://www.mega.nu:8080/gender.html">"The Evolutionary Psychology of Human Sex and Gender"</a>. One of the horrors of the Internet is, of course, that there is a lot of information but little way of judging what parts of that information are accurate and based on expertise or authority. I'm going to be pondering this one for a while, I fear.</p>
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<p><b><a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/releases/pr990706b.asp">Gallup poll</a>: [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>]</b></p>
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<li><b>As far as you know, does the earth revolve around the sun, or does the sun revolve around the earth?</b><br />
"Probing a more universal measure of knowledge, Gallup also asked the following basic science question, which has been used to indicate the level of public knowledge in two European countries in recent years: "As far as you know, does the earth revolve around the sun or does the sun revolve around the earth?" In the new poll, about four out of five Americans (79%) correctly respond that the earth revolves around the sun, while 18% say it is the other way around. These results are comparable to those found in Germany when a similar question was asked there in 1996; in response to that poll, 74% of Germans gave the correct answer, while 16% thought the sun revolved around the earth, and 10% said they didn't know. When the question was asked in Great Britain that same year, 67% answered correctly, 19% answered incorrectly, and 14% didn't know."
<li><b>As far as you know, from what country did America gain its independence following the Revolutionary War?</b><br />
"When Americans are asked to identify the country from which America gained its independence, 76% correctly name Great Britain. A handful, 2%, think America's freedom was won from France, 3% mention some other country (including Russia, China, and Mexico, among others named), while 19% are unsure."
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<p>Bizarre facts about stair-cases? <a href="http://www.rebuke.org/2001_01_01_archive.htm#1906259">rebuke.org</a> reveals all. [Courtesy of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>]</p>
<blockquote>"An architect guy I met said that when designing stairs, you should always have an odd number, because people tend to take the first stair with their leading foot (in my case, my left), and it balances the body better if the last stair is on the leading foot as well. "</blockquote>
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<p><b>Spotted, Cool T-shirt Slogan:</b> "And Jesus spake unto Burt Bacharach: 'I am the way to San Jose'."</p>
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<p><b>UK Readers:</b> Take note, for this evening <a href="http://www.channel4.com/guide/listings.cfm?id=905353">Disinfo Nation</a> returns to Channel Four. Featuring Richard Metzger, chatting uber-web god of <a href="http://www.disinfo.com">disinfo.com</a> infamy, this TV show not only has included an interview with Robert Anton Wilson, not only included a glowing review of my other main site <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">Barbelith</a>, but is also soon to feature an interview with anarchist anti-god-head <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com">Grant Morrison</a> - the man who has most systematically lit the fires in my Ur-head-space over the last ten to fifteen years. Be awed.</p>
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<p>For the delectation and fulfilment of the basic geek instinct that is primal to our natures (huzzah), I hereby present to my compatriots in arms an article about 'IT', an astonishing and revolutionary new concept and product for the 21st Century. Apparently.</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.inside.com/jcs/Story?article_id=20218&amp;amp;pod_id=8">What is 'IT'?</a><br />"Harvard Business School Press executive editor Hollis Heimbouch has just paid $250,000 for a book about IT -- but neither the editor nor the agent, Dan Kois of The Sagalyn Literary Agency, knows what IT is."<br /><br />
"All they do know: IT, also code-named Ginger, is an invention developed by 49-year-old scientist Dean Kamen, and the subject of a planned book by journalist Steve Kemper. According to Kemper's proposal, IT will change the world, and is so extraordinary that it has drawn the attention of technology visionaries Jeff Bezos and Steve Jobs and the investment dollars of pre-eminent Silicon Valley venture capitalist John Doerr, among others. "<br /><br />
[<b>Addendum:</b> The <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1113000/1113537.stm">BBC</a> catches up with <b>plasticbag.org</b>.]</blockquote>
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<p>We love <a href="mailto:pete@norriscomputing.demon.co.uk">pete@norriscomputing.demon.co.uk</a>. We love him because he owns <a href="http://www.bigbollocks.com/">bigbollocks.com</a>, which may or may not be the UK's favourite website...</p>
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<p>After-dinner discussion (<a href="http://www.captainfez.com" title="Luke"><b>•</b></a> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com" title="David"><b>•</b></a> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com" title="Meg"><b>•</b></a>) last night has led me to believe that an <a href="http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x13773874">Andersen Consulting</a>-style rebranding exercise might be in order for the weblogging community. Merely take two words that you feel 'represent' your site in some way, and then combine them to produce your newly rebranded site-name. If in the process you can spend $600 million, then all the better. With this spirit of adventure in mind, I hereby declare <b>plasticbag.org</b> to be called <b>'fascillåte'</b>. Bow down in ironic awe.</p>
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<p>I added my StorTrooper to Threadnaught's ever growing page of <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net/troopers.html">StorTrooper webloggers</a>, which I would heartily recommend that everyone participates in. Perhaps we could have badges made for any upcoming London web-meets so that people can recognise us more easily. Alternatively, I suppose I could put a photograph on my site. Revolutionary thought. That's what I'm known for.</p>
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<p>I saw my <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000749.html">first picture</a> that may or may not be from the Tobey Maguire-starring Spiderman film today. I can't actually tell whether or not it is a photograph, which probably bodes ill for the production, but if this <b>is</b> Mr Maguire in the outfit, he's certainly been doing some exercise recently.</P>
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<p>Since I am going to have to be drearily positive for the next seven weeks as I scrabble around for a new job, I thought I may as well take this opportunity to moan about how appalling my life is at the moment in laborious and tedious detail.</p>
<p><b>1)</b> Shortly to be unemployed. <b>2)</b> No love life worth talking about since Max who, let us remind ourselves, is busy exploring the limits of desire with a series of teenagers. <b>3)</b> I have to move out of my flat at the beginning of May and don't know where I'm going to move to. <b>4)</b> It is all cold and wintery outside. <b>5)</b> I have bad hair and skin failure. [<b>Summary: job/love/flat/hair/weather disasterous.</b>]</p>
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<p>I can't tell from the picture whether or not this is real, but it is very amusing. Now if they did a Mac version, with some of that Apple design genius - well I might just have to buy one: <a href="http://www.cputweak.com/newsimg/comp9.jpg">The self-sustaining geek machine</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Everyone</b> is going to be linking to this in a couple of hours, so I might as well get in early. <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> finally presents her mini <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/dance/">StorTrooperDance</a> page.</p>
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<p>So I've been reading this book called <b>72 dpi</b> which contains some of the most startling pieces of web design work that I've ever seen plus a considerable amount of commentary which is slamming the conventions of user interface design (most notably the left-navigation or tab-based models that many sites operate with).</p>
<p>I'm not going to comment on the apparent sterility of corporate user interface design because I think there is a substantial case to be made for systems to be usability tested and to follow a few conventions of the medium <b>as is</b> rather than <b>as it will be</b>. But there is always a case for work that inspires you to challenge convention. So here are some of my picks from the book.</p>
<p><a href="http://bionic-systems.com/">bionic systems</a>, <a href="http://www.greyscale.net">grayscale.net</a>, <a href="http://www.kabeljau.ch">kabeljau.ch</a>, <a href="http://www.futurefarmers.com">futurefarmers.com</a>, <a href="http://www.designershock.com/de">designershock.com/de</a> [via <b>72dpi</b>: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','3931126358','us','3931126358');">buy the book</a> | <a href="http://www.72-dpi.org/">72-dpi.org</a> | <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('http://www.72-dpi.org/control.php?id=2', 'popup','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=506,height=138')">portable</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Found unopened in Inbox (sent August 2000):</b>
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<p><b>Consider yourselves warned</b> - the UK weblogging contingent are taking to the streets this coming Tuesday in what is being affectionately referred to at the moment as <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/vodkajelly2.html">The Return of Vodka Jelly</a>. All are welcome to attend.</p>
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<p>An old site constructed by me that still has the power to amuse me, particularly as it reflects my interests of the time: Noah Wyle, Sean Lennon, Lard and lots of half naked men. Flashback to: <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/frag/life.htm">Fragmentary Life</a>.</p>
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<p>A while ago I recounted the story of the day before Christmas Eve, when my mother suddenly presented me with a picture of my father. I hadn't seen him, or (to my knowledge) a picture of him since I was around four or five. Needless to say this came as a bit of a shock, even though I had mentioned to my mother in passing several months before that I didn't remember what he looked like.</p>
<p>This feels a bit like cheap melodrama, but it's probably one of the most important things lingering in my head at the moment, so I should probably share it with the world. Imagine my shock when I realised my father (bottom-right) was a big, baldy, 70s-style beardy-weirdy...</p>
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So tell you what - <i>is this picture of you?</i> If so - why not drop me an e-mail? tom [at] plasticbag [dot] org or leave a comment here...
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<p>I'm contemplating installing <a href="">Seti@home</a> on my Mac at work and leaving it on over weekends and evenings, having read computer.org's piece <a href="http://computer.org/cise/articles/seti.htm">"SETI@home:
Massively Distributed Computing for SETI"</a>. I used to have it installed on my old PC, but my fascination waned a few months ago. I started wondering when we might start to see some <b>results</b> - even if they were all negative. Then I stumbled upon an article on <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired.com</a>: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,40801,00.html">"Seti: Is Anybody Out There?"</a>, that reignited my hope. And now this new article... Well it's too good to resist.</p>
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<p>Altavista.com has a substantial list of <a href="http://looksmart.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=dir&tp=People_.26_Chat/Homepages/Personal_Pages/Weblogs/Articles_.26_Analysis&crid=894374">articles about weblogging</a>, which should be read by anyone who is interested in starting one. There's a whole range of material, from <a href="http://whatis.techtarget.com/WhatIs_Definition_Page/0,4152,213547,00.html">definitions</a> (also: <a href="http://www.weblogs.com/about">1</a>), <a href="http://tirade.weblogs.com/tirades/how_to_blog">instruction manuals</a> and <a href="http://www.mediainfo.com/ephome/news/newshtm/stop/st030800.htm">columns</a> (also: <A href="http://www.salon.com/tech/col/rose/1999/05/28/weblogs/index.html">1</a>, <a href="http://www.camworld.com/journal/rants/99/01/26.html">2</a>, <a href="http://www.content-exchange.com/cx/html/newsletter/1-25/ws1-25.htm">3</a>) to <A href="http://slashdot.org/features/99/05/13/1832251.shtml">manifestos</a>, <a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com/weblogs/">FAQs</a> and <a href="http://chicagotribune.com/leisure/tempo/printedition/article/0,2669,SAV-9909070005,FF.html">interviews / features</a> (also: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,34006,00.html">1</a>). There's something here for everyone.</p>
<p>I'm quite interested in finding (or creating) a directory of articles about weblogs and weblogging. If anyone knows of any other interesting links, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm really tempted to apply for this job as <A href="http://www.type01.com/contact/contact_careers.php3?JobNum=002">Information Architect</a>. It looks terrifying and challenging. It is <b>possibly</b> just out of my league though.</p>
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<p>I'm completely astonished by <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/">Meg</a>'s ability to take hundreds of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/bonanza.shtml">unflattering photos</a> of everyone she meets, and yet never put the ones of <b>herself</b> on the web.</p>
<p>Last night was possibly the largest meeting of UK webloggers to date. There were over twenty people present, most of them drunk. Particular "heys" go out to <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/">Matt</a>, <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">Darren</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Viral Marketing Strategy:</b> my editor was sent a hand-written postcard with a URL (<a href="http://www.ramitin.co.uk/">http://www.ramitin.co.uk</a>). Lurking on the site is a 70s-style macho-car-porn-parody Quicktime video which you have to see to believe. Assumption: <a href="http://www.timeout.com/">timeout.com</a> editor will send it to influential media people, resulting in full press saturation in two-to-three weeks, and a first full feature for the director within six months. We shall see if it is successful.</p>
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<p>Inspired by a footnote in <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1565922824','us','1565922824');">Information Architecture for the World Wide Web</a> which reveals the secret name of <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo</a>, I have undertaken a search on the site in question for information on its history. Here are a few facts that you might not know about the benevolent patriarch of internet directories:</p>
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<li> When the site first began, <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> had no more than one hundred accesses a day.
<li> Across 1994, the site's growth rate doubled almost every month.
<li> By May 1995, the site was receiving 2 million page accesses a day. God only knows have much it receives today.
<li> <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> started off listing sex sites, but stopped doing so because every time they listed one, the amount traffic it would receive would bring it down. Porn sites rarely lasted more than a couple of days after being listed on the site.
<li> And I quote: "The San Jose Mercury news recently noted that 'Yahoo is closest in spirit to the work of Linnaeus, the 18th century botanist whose classification system organized the natural world'." <a href="http://docs.yahoo.com/info/misc/history.html">Yahoo! - Company History</a>
<li> 'The two developers of Yahoo!, David Filo and Jerry Yang, Ph.D. candidates in Electrical Engineering at Stanford University, started their guide in April 1994 as a way to keep track of their personal interests on the Internet.' <a href="http://docs.yahoo.com/info/misc/history.html">Yahoo! - Company History</a>
<li> Yahoo was one of the first, and is still one of the few, internet companies to actually make a profit. And its annual revenue is <b>huge</b>: "For the fiscal year ended 12/31/00, revenues increased 88% to $1.11 billion. Net income rose 48% to $70.8 million." <a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/p/y/yhoo.html">Market Guide</a>.
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<p>So what is the secret name of [god]<a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a>[/god]? David Filo and Jerry Yang insist that the name was chosen by themselves because they considered themselves 'yahoos', but many others suggest that the name is an acronym from a more wild geek frontier, an acronym which stands for: "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle".</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.alistapart.com">A List Apart</a> confronts the current 'crisis' in the web creative industry in the US. The effects of the recent down-turn in dot-com fortunes has yet to hit the UK with quite as much force as it has in the US, although each week another dire e-commerce venture sinks vaingloriously beneath the mire (with a silent chirp of 'yes!' from me).</p>
<p>The situation in Europe and the UK is of course very different from that in the US - the UK has had the benefit of watching the US and either following in its wake or slowing down. When I went to Los Angeles last March I was astonished by the amount of web-based ventures advertising on television and advertising all over the place. That level of hysteria has never quite been replicated over here. Also, one of the benefits of the trans-atlantic delay is that many companies who got two years of funding are not going to run out of it, <b>quite yet</b> (give it another three months). And why? Because they got the funding after their American compatriots.</p>
<p>The rest of Europe is another case again. Some countries (Spain for one) have yet to invest heavily in the net, and so have the whole boom and bust to come - albeit probably with a certain degree of awareness of how America responded to it. It will be, by all accounts, a much less dramatic endeavour.</p>
<p>Which is of course why our esteemed <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a> can say (which such ease and peace in her heart):<p>
<blockquote>"Crisis? Wot crisis? Plenty of work here in the Netherlands, no sign of a slump. Our company is small, has longstanding clients. We will be merging with another smallish company that also has solid clients. Neither company ever had to rely on 'VC' money."<br />
� � � � "There are 180,000 jobs unfilled in the Netherlands. I'm not worried. I'm lucky. At last."</blockquote>
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<p>I am one of <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">Nikolai</a>'s randomly chosen collective of first round judges for the Bloggies project, which is both tremendously interesting (there are so many sites that I haven't come across before) and incredibly tiring. I must have ploughed through a good couple of hundred sites today (before, during and after work) that I haven't seen before - some of which are significant finds, designed well, or about subjects that <a href="http://www.girlhero.org/buffy/" title="Buffy log: Because I never claimed to be deep...">fascinate</a> me.</p>
<p>For any of you who might be interested, here are the numbers of <b>first round</b> nominations that <b>plasticbag.org</b> and various other sites that I like received: <b>plasticbag.org</b>: 4, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">notsosoft.com</a>: 7, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com" target="blank">kitschbitch.com</a>: 2, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>: 6, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">lukelog</a>: 3, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">evhead.com</a>: 4.</p>
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<p><b><a href="http://writetheweb.com/talkback/read.php?f=1&i=147&loc=0&t=147">Where are the Blogger clones?</a></b></p>
<blockquote><b>This text has been edited</b>:<br />"If anyone out there is prepared to 'lease' the rights to develop <a href="http://www.organizine.com">Organizine</a> or something similar then I beg of you - transform the web again. Give the common man access to the means of high quality media production. Lets watch the divisions between the uber-media and the micro-media blur still further, so that those of us who love the concept of online content management tools, but who have reached the limits of what <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> can perform cleanly, can be free to create new content, new cultures and ever new worlds."<br /><a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org"><b>tom%40plasticbag.org</b></a></blockquote>
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<p>This may be the best description that I have written of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus">Barbelith Underground</a>:</p>
<blockquote>"This forum was originally created by a group of people who found a part of themselves inspired by what is commonly considered the lowest form of trash culture: the comic book. Something in this comic book spoke to their dissatisfaction and frustration with the world as it stands today. The writer of the comic book had felt the same way, by all accounts, and wanted to use his medium to help people recognise their own feelings of dissatisfaction with the world and channel that into a creative energy of transgression, answering back, full-on teen rebellion. The call to arms was promptly answered.<br /><br />
"The Barbelith Underground is, above all, about change and idealism. It's about change because the world is not what it could be, it's not what it SHOULD be either. It's about idealism because the world should be a place where imagination can thrive, not a place where it has to be constrained and controlled.<br /><br />
"Beyond that you're unlikely to get consensus - the wonder of this place is that you can come here to be inspired, not to be told what to do. And this can lead to frustration - what you think should be done may not be done by all. It might not be done by any. Some of our number believe in the power of direct protest, some believe in the power of the viral idea, some believe in bombs and guns, some in books and media. Some are liberal, some are libertarian, some are ... not.<br /><br />
"Start a thread, create an idea, propose a cause and hit the streets, or ... don't. But <b>wake up</b>."</blockquote>
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<p>Yet <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/intweek/stories/news/0,4164,2674886,00.html">another</a> article on weblogging, this time from <a href="http://www.zdnet.com">zdnet.com</a>. This one, at least, doesn't miss the point quite as much as some others: "But, regardless of whether they manifest themselves in the corporate world, blogs in their purest forms will remain throwbacks to the early days of the Web, when the rallying cry was the democratization of information and individual empowerment - not initial public offerings."</p><!-- ORIGINALLY THIS POST READ: "Horrible confession: I can't stop farting and I don't know why." BUT I DECIDED THAT IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE KIND OF THING MY READERS NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT. STILL THAT'S ALL IRRELEVANT REALLY, SINCE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO-ONE READS THIS CRAP ANYWAY. IF YOU DO READ THIS CRAP THEN SEND ME AN E-MAIL SO I CAN CONGRATULATE YOUR FASTIDIOUSNESS! Addendum, some people are very fastidious --></p>
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<p>This weekend has passed like so many recently - in a complete blaze of do-nothing apathy and computer-assisted life-avoidance. The proposed redesign of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a> has come to nothing (so far), nor has the rebuilding of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective">Barbelith Underground</a>, the bloggerising of the news page at <A href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Bomb</a> or the assembling of an architecture for the whole barbelith/plasticbag/filmsoho assembly of sites. Also I have yet to do the thing for the collaborative project I'm supposed to be doing with Matt. More to the point, I haven't really done a lot of job searching yet, either.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html">Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over'</a>: "My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us." [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">linkmachinego</a>]</p>
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<p>I am consumed with unimaginable fury and wonder (and went a bit 'I'm really pointless and should kill myself' for about ten minutes) when I stumbled upon <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected.org</a>'s new design. It's incredibly peacefully and elegantly put together, that manages (somehow) to artfully break up the linearity of the daily weblog entries with tasters for other bits of highly creative work that he's put together.</p>
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<p>Words that appear too much in articles about the near-future of the internet and a <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">list of weblogs</a> in which they appear:</p>
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<li> <b>Broadband</b>:
<a href="http://www.technetcast.com/tnc_archives_date.html">Dr. Dobb's TechNetCast</a>, <a href="http://www.geocities.com/andysblog/index.html">A Man and His Blog</a>, <a href="http://www.dailyhour.com">amadeus</a>, <a href="http://www.myapplemenu.com/applesurf/">AppleSurf</a>, <a href="http://yaw.weblogs.com">yaw</a>, <a href="http://www.lagtime.com/cib/index.shtml">caught In between</a>, <a href="http://www.120degrees.com">120degrees</a>, <a href="http://www.wirelessdevnet.com/weblog/">WirelessDevNet</a>, <a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com/">Robot Wisdom</a>, <a href="http://www.cdsdetroit.com/PCTech/">Charlie3's PCTech Favorites</a>, <a href="http://archipelago.phrasewise.com/">Archipelago</a>, <a href="http://ravenx.editthispage.com">RavenX</a>, <a href="http://davidmay.weblogs.com">David Maymudes's extremely random w</a>, <a href="http://weblog.sjmercury.com/ejournal">Dan Gillmor's eJournal</a>, <a href="http://www.lakefx.nu/">lake effect</a>, <a href="http://www.dansanderson.com/blog/">BrainLog</a>, <a href="http://www.fasteddie.com">FastEddie.com</a>, <a href="http://ackme.directhost.co.uk/">Re-Wiring...a Freenet/P2P Weblog</a>, <a href="http://airport.pitas.com">airport</a>, <a href="http://om">Om</a>, <a href="http://firstblush.cafeprogressive.com/fb/FirstBlush.html">First Blush</a>, <a href="http://www.arrowweb.com/jsavin/">Jake's Braincase 'Blog</a>, <a href="http://www.finitemoments.com">Finite Moments...</a>, <a href="http://www.teamgwailo.com">Team Gwai Lo - Bemani News and Info</a>, <a href="http://yearzero.potlatch.net">Potlatch Year Zero</a>, <a href="http://tranquileye.com/home.html">tranquileye.home</a>, <a href="http://closetheloop.weblogs.com/">Close(theLoop)</a>, <a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com/">Robot Wisdom</a>, <a href="http://release1.userland.com">Release 1.0</a>, <a href="http://home.xnet.com/~ljhardy/blog/blogger.html">You talkin to me like that?</a>, <a href="http://marcsvoice.editthispage.com">Marc's Voice</a>, <a href="http://www.frownland.com">frownland</a>, <a href="http://www.techdirt.com">Techdirt.com</a>, <a href="http://www.succaland.com">Succaland</a>, <a href="http://communalsound.editthispage.com">communal sound</a>, <a href="http://salesforce.editthispage.com/">salesforce.com News</a>, <a href="http://iseeisay.editthispage.com">iSee iSay</a>, <a href="http://dss.editthispage.com">Defenestration Corner</a>, <a href="http://rc3.org">rc3.org Daily</a>, <a href="http://rgb.editthispage.com/">Heaven Hell or Hoboken</a>, <a href="http://www.nwlink.com/~rxg/piffle.html">Absolute Piffle</a>, <a href="http://rick.weblogs.com">Rick Winfield's Weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.mememachine.net/blog.html">mememachine</a>, <a href="http://www.bump.net">Bump</a>, <a href="http://www.ooine.com">Ooine</a>, <a href="http://www.angerhaus.com/">Angerhaus</a>, <a href="http://www.ci.redwood-city.ca.us/library/news/liblog/index.html">Liblog</a>, <a href="http://www.myapplemenu.com/singapore/">SingaporeSurf</a>, <a href="http://www.squidfactory.com/">squidfactory</a>, <a href="http://chickpeasoup.editthispage.com">chick pea soup</a>, <a href="http://www.underbelly.org/">Underbelly</a>, <a href="http://www.noisebetweenstations.com/">noise between stations</a>.
<li> <b>Video On Demand</b>:<br />
<a href="http://www.TV-99-AD.com/hans/bookmarks/">Linkage</a>.
<li> <b>Convergence</b>:<br />
<a href="http://agnosurf.weblogs.com">agnolog</a>, <a href="http://www.myapplemenu.com/applesurf/">AppleSurf</a>, <a href="http://www.oneswellfoop.com/blogparty/index.html">Blog Party</a>, <a href="http://www.davosnewbies.com/">Davos Newbies</a>, <a href="http://twobarns.editthispage.com">Two Barns Farm</a>, <a href="http://DeanLand.weblogs.com">DeanLand</a>, <a href="http://www.flash.net/~den1/">attack force D!</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">evhead</a>, <a href="http://climatechange.blogspot.com/">Climate Change</a>, <a href="http://offcentre.net/stasis/zoetrope">Zoetrope</a>, <a href="http://www.archINTER.COM/interlog">arch>INTER.log</a>, <a href="http://snowdeal.org/section/ex_machina/">snowdeal.org > ex machina</a>, <a href="http://hongkongdaze.editthispage.com/">HongKongDaze</a>, <a href="http://www.kosack.de">kosack.de</a>, <a href="http://samplethis.pitas.com">Sample This! - The IntProp Weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.weblogic.net/susana/index.html">fast living</a>, <a href="http://bluetooth.weblogs.com">The Bluetooth Weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.kulesh.org">kulesh.org</a>, <a href="http://geocities.com/momblog/">Momblog UK</a>, <a href="http://www.redmonk.net">Redmonk.Net</a>, <a href="http://www.underbelly.org/">Underbelly</a>, <a href="http://www.xmladvantage.com">XMLAdvantage</a>
<li> <b>"always on"</b>:<br />
<a href="http://www.technetcast.com/tnc_archives_date.html">Dr. Dobb's TechNetCast</a>, <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/">Anil Dash</a>, <a href="http://www.120degrees.com">120degrees</a>, <a href="http://www.davosnewbies.com/">Davos Newbies</a>, <a href="http://www.newhomemaker.com/diary/index.html">Diary of a New Homemaker</a>, <a href="http://www.hostile.org/blog/">furtive explorations</a>, <a href="http://www.siliconmage.com/">siliconmage.com</a>, <a href="http://www.iwilldare.com">i will dare</a>, <a href="http://gureisu.net/expressu">Tokyo Expressu!</a>, <a href="http://www.blahstuff.com/blogs/">BlahBlog</a>, <a href="http://www.jezuk.co.uk/cgi-bin/view/jez">The Coffee Grounds</a>, <a href="http://closetheloop.weblogs.com/">Close(theLoop)</a>, <a href="http://www.pixelburn.com/burn/burn.htm">Burning Pixels</a>, <a href="http://www.bk-sportsmag.se/webblogg/">B&K Webblogg - News for muscleheads</a>, <a href="http://eric.blogspot.com">Hanging On</a>, <a href="http://themaxx.com/bits/">themaxx.com/bits</a>, <a href="http://www.nwlink.com/~rxg/piffle.html">Absolute Piffle</a>, <a href="http://www.space-age-bachelor.com/sabattleco">Sabattleco</a>, <a href="http://www.stangsgarage.com">Stang's Garage</a>, <a href="http://www.ardant.net">Ardant</a>
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<p><a href="http://www.dazeofourlives.com/">Daze of our lives</a>: "The Welsh National Ballooning Team of 1874. Every man on the team was scared of heights, so their record altitude was four feet two and a half inches."</p>
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<p>Over the last four or five months I have received the same piece of junk mail (in a variety of different formats) at least eight to ten times. Apparently coming from the e-mail address 'hahaha@sexyfun.net', it contains an attachment and reads as follows:</p>
<blockquote>"Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven Dwarfs enter..."</blockquote>
<p>Today I received the same e-mail <b>twice</b>, with one version being written in Spanish. I finally snapped and did a search on the net, only to find that it is a worm-based virus that sends itself to anyone who sends e-mail to an infected computer. All the information you need in order to deal with the virus is <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/zdhelp/stories/main/0,5594,2653488-1,00.html" title="ZDNet">here</a>. But be warned, I know for a fact that at least one of the people who has sent me e-mail has contracted this virus. If you've <b>ever</b> seen it, or think you might have opened it, run a virus check immediately.</p>
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<p>So voting is now open for the 2001 <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2001">Bloggies</a>, and alongside it has come the standard amount of concern about <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/5432">popularity contests</a> and competition between webloggers. <b>plasticbag.org</b> is (I think) in good company in the 'best european weblog' category (co-nominees are <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific</a>, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">notsosoft.com</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">lukelog</a>. I <b>think</b> I'm voting for <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prol</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything:</b> OK - I'm going to assume that a few people are going to find this place who haven't been here before. In order to make things easier for said people, if you need any questions answered about <b>anything</b> (What is the capital of Uganda?), then e-mail me and I'll put up my response here. [<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>]</p>
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<p>The most important line in the best joke I have heard (and/or repeated) in years: "What shall I do with my long bony fingers and my big rubbery lips?"</p>
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<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything</b> (to <a href="mailto:martstevs@hotmail.com">Martin Stevens</a>): In answer to your questions, I am 5'10", I have never had therapy but I took anti-depressants for six months many years ago, I have never had sex with a woman and my favourite cake is the heavily marzipan-laden 'Battenberg'. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org" title="Send your questions about ANYTHING to tom%40plasticbag.org">Next!</a></p>
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<p>In science fiction films, the aliens always have much more powerful technology and make all the humans feel inadequate. I feel that way about people who have expert command over more than one language. Which makes me very embarassed to shamefully beg for help in translating a post from <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific.org</a>'s <a href="http://www.vodb.com/log/2001_01_01_index.shtml#2086424">other site</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything</b> (to <a href="http://www.tomcosgrave.com">Tom Cosgrave</a>): Standing up, against the wall. (to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective/grant/">Grant Balfour</a>): Marriage is a powerful meme that intersects with the biological imperative of the Selfish Gene, but does not overlap it precisely. I would suggest that memetic dominance in your character makes you keen to form such a union while (because it over-rides the biological instinct in your case) making the possible partner in such an enterprise a ridiculously perfect abstraction. (to <a href="http://www.cuckoo-kid.com/weblog/">Paul Kester</a>): No I don't have a Norfolk accent at all. I sound very British. Mark at <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> said I sounded like Hugh Grant, which just goes to prove that Americans don't really know what they are talking about. No, nothing is happening in my love-life either. Wes Bentley will insist on feigning disinterest. And my favourite film used to be Jesus of Montreal, but is now probably American Beauty. The why of the last one is too complicated to go into in depth! <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org" title="Send your questions about ANYTHING to tom%40plasticbag.org">Next!</a></p>
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<p><b>Breaking News:</b> <A href="http://www.blogvoices.com/notice.bv">BlogVoices</a> may be collapsing under the strain of finding a suitable web-host. If anyone out there can help, please do so. Sharpish!</p>
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<p>"President George W. Bush has lost his middle initial from many computer keyboards at the Old Executive Office Building in the White House complex. In an apparent prank carried out by departing Clinton administration staffers, Bush aides discovered that dozens of computer keyboards were missing the "W" key." [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/23/bush.keyboards.reut/index.html">CNN</a>] </p>
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<p>I went to a press screening of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0219699">The Gift</a> last night. I was masquerading as 'Matthew Ford', a co-worker of mine at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>, who wasn't able to make it. So I'm at reception at <a href="http://www.fox.co.uk/">20th Century Fox</a> and the nice lady says, "What's your name?", and I reply, "Matthew Ford, thank you kind lady", (or something like that) at which point two separate people I know but were not expecting to be present howl "Tom!" across the room, at which point I immediately go "Yes!?", immediately triggering raised eyebrows from reception woman who now suddenly resembles Baba Yaga, Russian Hag.</p>
<p>The film itself was fairly average, which was a pity. It had a great cast (Cate Blanchett, Hilary Swank, Keanu Reeves, Greg Kinnear), but a fairly run-of-the-mill plot (psychic helps in murder case and might become the next victim) which everyone at the screening figured out fairly early on. Keanu played psycho surprisingly well, but all his effort was rather undercut by his "Bill & Ted do the Deep South" accent. And there were at least a couple of moments that could have been lifted completely from <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0161081">What Lies Beneath</a>. Worth a look if you need a scare but are feeling undemanding.</p>
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&#149; (to <a href="http://www.webtribe.net/d/davidgentle/info.html">David Gentle</a>): No, I am afraid I have not considered strapping myself to a rocket as a plausible option in getting to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>, but thanks for asking. And the answer to your second question is that genius isn't appreciated in its own lifetime. <br />
&#149; (to <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com">Ernie Hsiung</a>): Weirdly enough I don't think of sex in those terms. There have been times when I've wanted to be dominated, and times when I've wanted to dominate, and probably more times when I have enjoyed the vanilla democratising of sex that is becoming so popular with our straight cousins. <br />
&#149; (to <a href="http://www.bobzilla.co.uk/blog.htm">Bob Johnson</a>): I don't know if I could say that I've <b>driven</b> a tractor, but I've been in one many times as my uncle and grandmother own farms in Norfolk. Farmyard animals are a bit of a mystery to me as all the farmers in my family grow sugar-beet and wheat, but I suppose I'd have to say that I'm quite a cow fan. And my favourite poem is (I believe) by George Herbert and starts: "He that is weary, let him sit...". But I'm not really a poetry fan, if I'm honest. My second favourite poem is, after all, by Ivor Cutler and goes: "If your breasts are too big, you will fall over. Unless you wear a ruck-sack".<br />
&#149; (to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective/zenith">Joe Macare</a>): No, <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> is <b>not</b> getting crap, although it is of variable quality at the moment. The place to go at the moment, however, for the higher quality related kick-ass action is <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com">Angel</a>, which gets astonishingly good towards the end of the first Season.<br />
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<p>If someone doesn't think of a way to get me to the <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/2001/interactive/index.shtml">SXSW Interactive festival</a> soon (ideally with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>), I swear to god I might snap like a twig in a blender.</p>
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<p>Could the people who come to <b>plasticbag.org</b> from such companies as <a href="http://www.charlottestreet.com">CharlotteStreet</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> and <a href="http://www.bomb.co.uk">bomb.co.uk</a> please look around and see if there are any interesting jobs going on in their vicinity? Thank you!</p>
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<p><b>1990:</b> Travelling around America aged 18, Tom has bought himself an ironic Mickey-Mouse cap.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1990.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>1993:</b> Travelling around Europe by rail aged 21, Tom has grown his hair ironically long.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1993.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>1994:</b> At his graduation aged 22, Tom ironically makes a pass at a completely uninterested classmate.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1994.jpg" width="400" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>1995:</b> Living alone in his first year as a postgraduate, Tom takes to wearing tight shirts that used to belong to his grandfather. Ironically.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1995.jpg" width="400" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>1996:</b> In Bath, Tom develops an ironic overbite and a Brideshead Revisited look.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1996ish.jpg" class="image" width="400" /></p>
<p><b>1997:</b> At a friend's party in Bristol, Tom appears with a nice hair-cut and an ironic goatee beard.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_1997ish.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>2000:</b> Our long journey comes to an end. Look how far Tom has progressed in life! Stick out that ironic tongue, Tom! You know we love it!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_today.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>2002:</b> And now some later additions: With loony stary eyes! Being ironically creepy-looking! Check it out - my eyes move in opposite directions!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_2002.jpg" class="image" width="400" /></p>
<p><b>2003:</b> A trip to Helsinki leaves Tom contemplating a simpler life as a fisherman:
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<p><b>2004:</b> A few months of systematic hair-growth (my hairdresser refusing to cut my locks) leaves Tom looking like an ironic tramp or a cult leader.
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_2004.jpg" class="image" width="400" height="302" />
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No offense. At first I thought that the guy on 1994 looks like a gay.
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isn't 1996 peter mandleson?
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home" title="I'm SOOOO cross about his redesign being too good.">Matt</a> for posting the <a href="http://www.sitw.f2s.com/london/maps/geog.gif">Geographical Tube Map</a> - I've been wanting to see one of these for years. Now if they'd make it a multi-layered operation with an overlay of London streets on it, then it would be <b>incredibly</b> useful.</p>
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<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything</b><br />
• (to <a href="http://chromewaves.org">PJ Gallagher</a>): Your impulse to eat corn dogs and grape juice is more likely (in my humble opinion) the cause of your shit days than a result of them.<br />
• (to <a href="http://gusset.net">Kylie</a>): The official <b>plasticbag.org</b> line on <a href="http://www.queercompany.com">queercompany</a> is that anything that aggravates Middle England is OK with me, but that I am interested to see whether or not the image of two men kissing is more offensive to the masses than women getting it on.<br />
• (to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective/kali">Kali</a>): No, strudel is beyond my meagre talents in the kitchen, I'm afraid. I think I missed out on many of the important gay genes that make you able to decorate effectively and not fart in public. The straight men who are <b>not</b> completely insensitive to a woman's feelings (like my mate <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a>) have an evolutionary advantage and will gradually erase homo crapulence from the planet. You have my word.
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<p>Spread the word. I want it on all of your sites by the end of the day: "Backslapping Wank for the 21st Century: Vote <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a> for <a href="http://www.davezilla.com/anti-bloggie/">Anti-Bloggies</a> 'Most Banal Content'</a>!"</p>
<p><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td align="left"><a href="http://www.davezilla.com/anti-bloggie/"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/antibloggies.gif" border="0"></a></td></tr></table><br /><b>Campaign Supporters:</b> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/logovisual/blog.html">Not Enough Of Me</a></p>
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<p><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick Cornwell</a>): No, dear chap, I was not 'pulling your pisser', and should you wish to know what the conversation was about, then merely scroll further down the page.</p>
<p><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.wildwimmin.com/blog.html">Whalen Toni</a>): Yes I have indeed read slash fan fiction. Back in the mists of time I used to spend a lot of time over at <a href="news:alt.tv.er">alt.tv.er</a>, <a href="news:uk.media.tv.er">uk.media.tv.er</a> and <a href="news:alt.fan.noah-wyle">alt.fan.noah-wyle</a>, which is where I first stumbled upon the phenonemon. I have to confess that I find the idea of women getting turned on by writing about men having sex with each other slightly strange (I assume this is the point). Most of the women I talk to <b>swear</b> that this does nothing for them. Well it certainly does something to me... There is a particularly interesting (and well written) series about Dr John Carter (from ER) and Skinner (from the X-files) which everyone should read immediately. If anyone has the URL I'll link to it ASAP.</p>
<p><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.tippit.org">Marshall</a>): Until this point, my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_01_archive.shtml#2089180">feelings of inadequacy</a> did not apply to Furbies, but now you have pointed out that said creatures can launch into a <a href="http://www.furby.com/collectibles/in.asp?page=98">thousand languages</a> while running on an Energizer battery, I feel crushed and pointless as a human being. Thanks a lot.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41438,00.html">Art Collective Sues Dot-Com For Trademark Infringement</a><br />
In what might possibly be the most superbly postmodern twist to a wonderfully subversive story, <a href="http://www.etoy.com">etoy</a> is suing the arse off <a href="http://www.etoys.com">etoys</a>.</p>
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<p>I received a referral today from <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> via <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a>. Someone had typed in <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=load urge rectum girl&hc=0&hs=0">"load urge rectum girl"</a>. I was, of course, the first result. Which fills me with worry. Am I fulfilling the needs of the Load Urge Rectum Girl community? Are they satisfied with the information on my site? How can I turn their initial browsing into a recurrent user pattern? Will they become a repeat visitor? Oh, user behaviour analysis is so very tiring...</p>
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<p><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.webtribe.net/d/davidgentle/info.html">David Gentle</a>): I don't think you come across as a dork in e-mail at all, although you sure do send a lot of it! And the reason that <a href="http://www.waterstones.com">Waterstones</a> don't have a proper comics selection seems clear to me - the image of the shop is built around popularising reading as a cultural rather than purely entertaining activity, and as ever with people with pretensions, they are unable to tell the difference between what they find interesting and thrilling and what they think they <b>should</b> find interesting and thrilling.</p>
<P><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective/zenith">Zenith</a>): Christ alone knows why you find the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Underground</a> so intoxicating, old chap, but it's happened to a lot of other apparently intelligent and creative people, something that I feel tremendously happy about.</p>
<p><b>•</b> (to <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">Darren Shrubsole</a>): Yes, on occasion I have been <b>heartily</b> pissed off with weblogging. These things ebb and flow - when you are writing stuff that you find entertaining or important or interesting then it all seems instinctive and satisfying. At other times it seems like a grinding drag - fighting to find words to say. It's worth sticking at, though, because it's become such a staple part of my life that I can't imagine being without it. As to your other question, my plans for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/">barbelith.com</a> seldom get implemented because of time restraints, but at the moment it goes something like this - a webzine on the front which integrates completely with the discussion forum with attached weblogging columnists. From that stage, an anti-advertising server (joint project with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>, and then free web-mail with barbelith.net addresses. Or something like that.<br />
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<p>As February approaches, and I have just over a month to find myself a new, satisfying and well-paid job to occupy my time, my mind is increasingly turning to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/2001/interactive/index.shtml">SXSW</a>. I'm desperately pining to attend - I don't know that I can cope with everyone writing about what a laugh it was - but I just can't see how I could do it. The cost is just too severe - there's airfare for a start, which alone I could probably manage, but then there's transport to Austin, hotels for three or four nights, the cost of the conference itself, and that's before I've even started <b>drinking</b>. It seems bizarre to me that I can afford to go and visit Kerry and Sean in LA next month (flight only) for a week, but I can't scrape together the money for Austin (which is nearer) for three days.</p>
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<p> <!-- Warning May Not Have Happened! -->
At the last UK weblogging meet, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> suggested that I stopped calling <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/postitplane" title="Oooh! Planes!">'iamcal'</a> 'iamcal', and start calling him by his name, which she suggested might be Cal. Foolish woman. I reminded her at that point that her number was stored on my mobile phone as 'NotSoSoft'. That shut her up...</p>
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<p>It begins. The full on green with jealous-rage fest has started to consume me as <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0101.html#010127" title="We love Jason really.">webloggers</a> start to talk about <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>: "Speaking of SXSW, they put up <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/2001/interactive/panels/panels2001.shtml">a listing of this year's panels</a> for the Interactive Festival. Among the more interesting ones for me are the interview with Scott McCloud, Interface, Weblogs... Unfortunately, three of those panels have a time conflict with each other, and two more of them take place at the same time as the Microcontent: Beyond the Web Page panel I'm moderating. Dammit!"</p>
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<p>That makes two Sundays in a row that I have been stood up for a movie by the same friend, last week she felt 'ill', this week she 'didn't think we had an arrangement' and had already organised to go and see a movie with her flatmate who had 'a bad foot so can't go far'.</p>
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<p>So I've been working on what hopefully will be the only redesign of plasticbag.org for this half of the year, and I'm going for a more expandable design, and one that hopefully will give me scope to inject more personality into the pages, and I'm busy testing out something when <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> seizes up and collapses on me, leaving me for several minutes convinced that over a year's work has been lost in an instant.</p>
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<p>This morning's job involved updating <a href="http://www.timeout.com/moscow/links/">timeout.com</a>'s page of Moscow links. All in all a pretty thankless task, as the state of the art in Russian media-websites seems to be somewhere pre-school. This is surely not a reflection of the country, but much more a reflection of the lack of money in Russian media companies.</p>
<p>One site that did stand out with <a href="http://english.pravda.ru/">Pravda</a>'s English-language website, which gives an astonishing insight into the mind-set of the people who <b>used</b> to live behind the Iron Curtain. Amongst stunning headlines appear a few absolute corkers, complete with astonishing introductory paragraphs:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://english.pravda.ru/main/2001/01/29/2206.html">NATO SITE ON INTERNET: A TISSUE OF LIES FROM BEGINNING TO END NATO PROVIDES DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE FOR ITS OWN INDICTMENT</a><br />"The NATO site on the Internet is at best a shame and a disgrace and at worst the confirmation that the rest of the world is unfortunately forced to come to terms with: the benevolent air of the perpetrators of the new world order is buried beneath sham, lies, irresponsibility, racism, jingoism and basically, the worst elements of post-fascist western decadence in the last half century."</blockquote>
<blockquote><a href="http://english.pravda.ru/main/2001/01/29/2203.html">AIDS CASES GROW IN THE UNITED KINGDOM</a><br />"Young people all over Europe seem to have the mistaken idea that by avoiding the issue of protected or unprotected sexual relations by adopting oral sexual practices is safe, but they could not be more wrong."</blockquote>
<p>My plan to do a version of <a href="http://www.theonion.com">The Onion</a> based upon a stereotypical 50's Russian Propogandist take on the news now seems rather unnecessary...</P>
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<p>So my epic scheme for getting to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a> originally went as follows: 1) Buy something off <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/BUWBWH9K2H77/">Jeff Bezos's wishlist</a>, 2) mention my craving to go to <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a> and 3) let nature takes its course. Except of course that I immediately realised that that was horribly, horribly corrupt and that I was a bad person. At which point I actually <b>looked</b> at his wishlist, realised that the man is obsessed with some of the weirdest shit on the planet, decided that I should buy him something anyway and then have a cool story to tell people down the pub. Which is what I've done. Jeff should be receiving (any day now) the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000050AWW');">Trivial Pursuit Star Wars Trilogy Edition</a>.</p>
<p>[Speaking of wishlists (and being horribly corrupt), if you really wanted to, you could buy me something off <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">mine</a>. Think of all the stories <b>you</b> would be able to tell your grandchildren and how much they'd love you for it...] <!-- God I feel dirty. But, you know, in a *sexy* way. Next thing you know I'll be selling myself over this damn site. Perhaps I could advertise myself as an escort and make some money on the side. How corrupt am I? Shit. --></p>
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<p><b>This is a weblog:</b> Sometimes I forget completely that this is a weblog. In order compensate for this, here are some 'links'. Interesting meme possibilities: <a href="http://www.deviousbi.com/alpha/dc/firstperson/index.html">Weblog playlists</a>? <a href="http://www.napster.com">Napster</a> to <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,41469,00.html">charge for membership</a> as of June. Yet another reason to be depressed about <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a>: <a href="http://www.fray.org/cafe/">Fray Café</a>. I've been saying for months that e-books will catch on for <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,41249,00.html">reference works</a> (although I still maintain that travel books and city guides are going to be the first really successful market).</p>
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<p>Imagine, if you will, a healthy body. Now introduce two types of foreign elements - lets say bacteria and viruses. I'm now going to bastardise their life-cycles horribly. Bear with me.</p>
<p>Viruses need to spread to other bodies before either the immune response of the body finds and kills them, or before they kill the body and are trapped within it - but whatever their evolutionary strategy, they cause damage to the organism concerned. Bacteria on the other hand are more varied beasts. Some bacteria are horribly damaging and can kill creatures, while others have formed symbiotic relationships with their hosts, and can fulfill such functions as aiding digestion. The latter form of bacteria may have an evolutionary advantage over the former, as will the organism that they inhabit.</P>
<p>Now imagine that we are not talking about organisms and their genomes, but instead ideas - memes. Let's pretend that the body is a huge and highly fertile environment for memes - the internet. And now let's consider analogies between e-commerce ventures (dot.coms) <!-- Sorry Katy! -->and the two bastardised life-cycles I have described previously.</p>
<p>The internet was essentially an environment free from commercial ventures until six or seven years ago, but when the memes were introduced, they flourished immediately. The question for many people was what would these memes do to their host? Would they act in a viral fashion - spreading themselves and gradually damaging it, or destroying it (leaving no room for other memes and leaving an interesting discussion about whether the memes would survive a leap into a still other form of quasi-organism), or would they become the grist that aided the internet's development - gave it an advantage to flourish and develop.</p>
<p>Interestingly enough, for the last couple of years, no one really discussed the possibility that they might simply lose the evolutionary struggle under pressure from hundreds of thousands of millions of other memes born directly from the internet itself:</P>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.netslaves.com/comments/980803292.shtml">The Museum of E-Failure</a><br /> "We call this digital compast heap "The E-Failure Museum" - a multi-megabyte collection of screen capture files documenting the home pages of 120 commercial Web sites that didn't make it."</blockquote></p>
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<p>Oh now, <a href="http://www.epinions.com/user-seric26">that's</a> just really nice. (Scroll to the bottom).</p>
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<p>A really cheeky comment from the people behind <a href="http://www.salon.com">Salon</a>:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,41406-2,00.html">New Site Hopes to Stay Unspiked</a><br />"O'Donnell said Salon can afford to ignore the British market for now. "We just didn't see the revenue or user base," he said. "There's no business for content in Europe. England's not that big to begin with. I just canceled a meeting there. Why waste the time?" </blockquote>
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<p>I got home from work last night at about seven with press copies of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> and <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com">Angel</a> to watch, some tomato soup, ten lucky-dip lottery tickets and the prospect of two episodes of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/city/">Sex in the City</a>. Enjoyment of same depended, however, on the presence of my flatmate Mella to keep me company. At nine she still, resolutely hadn't turned up, so <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> and I popped down the boozer for a girly vodka and tonic, game of pool (she beat me) and many many fags (note to Americans - wash out your mind). After which, and having returned to the flat, I watched the most depressing ten minutes of Sex in the City ever, contemplated drowning myself in milk as a way to pass the time, played the <b>Pixies</b> and <b>Veruca Salt</b> really loudly, finally watched TV with flatmate between midnight and two am, and find myself (this morning) un-rested and over-bloody-come with hate towards the builders hitting things outside my window.</p>
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<p>And the best weblog maintained by an <b>Old World Poof</b> goes to: <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2001">me</a>... I can get some work out of this, right? Congratulations to <a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">Zannah</a> as well as all the other people who participated. In the words of an Oscar winner, "they like you, they really like you!". But remember, as the Golden Globes are but a prelude to the Oscars, the real battle is still to come. Remember at all costs: <a href="http://www.davezilla.com/anti-bloggie/">plasticbag.org for most banal content</a>! <!-- Regarding our young usr/bin/girl/ - I'm forming a hunting pack with Meg, Jack, Matt and Heather. We must destroy our heroes! ;o) --></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.evhead.com/longer/2200706_essays.asp">Newsflash from Pyra</a><br />
"It's probably become obvious to the careful observer that <a href="http://www.onfocus.com/index.asp?xml=2001_01_01_past2.xml#2180651">all</a> <a href="http://saturn.org/?x=archive&y=2001_01_28_archive#2183799">is</a> <a href="http://www.megnut.com/archive.asp?which=2001_01_01_archive.inc#2198218">not</a> <a href="http://www.haughey.com/?2001_01_01_archive.html#2188898">well</a> in the Land of <a href="http://www.pyra.com">Pyra</a>. Rather than wait for the public speculation and debate, I'm going to say what exactly is going on (from <i>my</i> perspective -- not speaking for anyone else on the team or as an official Pyra/Blogger representative). We found out last Friday that the one most people on the team were hoping for was not going to happen. This took the wind out of the already limp sails people were surviving on, and it was largely decided we couldn't keep this up."</p>
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<p>This is just a note to say that those of you who are frustrated about not being able to get through to <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger.com</a> should try posting through <a href="http://www.newsblogger.com">Newsblogger</a>, as it appears to work OK.</p>
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<p>Follow-ups on the situation at <a href="http://www.pyra.com">Pyra</a> from: <a href="http://www.haughey.com/pyra.html">Matt Haughey</a>, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/5631">Metafilter</a>, <A href="http://megnut.com/archive.asp?which=2001_02_01_archive.inc#2211882">Meg Hourihan</a>, <a href="http://saturn.org/?x=archive&y=2001_01_28_archive#2210869">Jack Saturn</a>, <A href="http://www.peterme.com">Peter Merholz</a> & <A href="http://www.plastic.com/comments.pl?sid=01/02/01/1716224">Plastic.com</a>. Also: <a href="http://jacksaturn.com/">Jack Saturn's resumé</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://homes.acmecity.com/buffy/minion/584/index2.html">The Edible Buffy: Because the Slayer's Gotta Eat</a><br />"There are already a bazillion Buffy sites on the Internet, some specifically devoted to episode synopsis and analysis, the stars, the villains, and even the show's philosophy. I figured I'd make my site slightly less redundant by exploring a heretofore untouched aspect of BtVS: the food." [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">linkmachinego</a>]</p>
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<p>An interesting feature that has recently appeared on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> is the ability to view a list of every personal URL of every member, sorted randomly. Thousands of homepages, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/links.mefi">ripe for the plucking</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,41594,00.html">Yahoo launches a 'pay for position' program</a> which takes the biggest (and one of the last) purely editorially-led directory sites slap bang into the commercial age of post-banner-ad dot-communism. All fairness to them - it's only in the Business categories, where your real-life alternative might only be to go and look in the Yellow Pages (where of course you can pay for different sizes of advert already), but will it end there? I fear not... [<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/5666">Metafilter Discussion</a>]</p>
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<p>Writing a weblog is, I suppose, much like squeezing oneself into a dinner-suit or glamorous frock every day in an attempt to make your rather ample or slight figure take on some kind of allure or interest to the general public - only, you know, for geeks.</p>
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<p>Have I ever told you how much I love that <A href="http://www.notsosoft.com" title="We love Meg because she helped Tom test the new design.">Meg Pickard</a> woman?</p>
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<p>Two films in two days - not bad going even for me. Friday night was <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0189998">Shadow of the Vampire<a/> with Pippa. Every individual scene of the movie was pretty much flawless - I don't think you could fault them if you tried. Many of the performances were pretty good as well. So how come it felt like it had about twenty minutes of build-up missing? A clumsy little film which is worth seeing if you have nothing else to do.</p>
<p>Saturday night was much more entertaining: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0181875">Almost Famous</a> at the Swiss Cottage Odeon. While Kate wandered off to watch <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0218378">The Claim</a>, the rest of us downed a couple of double-vodkas before causing trouble in the auditorium. Mella and I whispered to each other, "Is it?", "I think it is!", "Shall we say something?" in hushed giggles before turning around to Nick behind us and asking quite loudly, "Excuse me, are you Joseph Fiennes?!" He was less than amused. As were his immediate neighbours. If we disturbed any of you people out there, then we are heartily sorry...</p>
<p>Of course the first consequence of seeing a film about rock-n-roll and love is that I would be completely caught up in the romance of it all and start thinking about my personal absence of both. There's a moment in a Simpson's episode which I think sums it up for me - the Comic Book Guy is walking down the road just before an atom bomb hits Springfield. And in his final seconds, with sudden realisation and total resignation he says 'Eh. I've wasted my life.'</p>
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<p>With all these <a href="http://www.waferbaby.com/howto/begay/">rules</a>, one thing is clear to me - I'd be a useless gay man... <!-- Except of course that I AM one and very little here makes much sense to me at all.--></p>
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<p>Brief apologies to the people who are finding plasticbag.org at the top of <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">Weblogs.com</a>'s update list all the time at the moment. This is due to the date and time black-strip above, which is fed in through an include. I'm contemplating removing the time, so it would only produce false readings once a day. It's a pity though. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?Include">Anyone got any better ideas?</a></p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.davezilla.com/anti-bloggie/index.html">Anti-Bloggies</a> have been announced, and plasticbag.org is a winner again. Only this time, of course, it's - you know - less flattering. I made quite a push for "Most Banal Content" but in the end that went to <a href="http://littleyellowdifferent.com/survivor2/">SURVIVORblog2</a>, which is really unfair because I'm <b>way</b> more dull than they are.</p>
<p>The award that I won came as quite an eyebrow-lifter to me: "Best Use of a Blog for Personal Benefit". In fact, while I suppose it would be ungracious of me to deny that that was ever my intention, I can certainly state that I've pretty much never received any personal benefit from the site other than a sense of quiet satisfaction. <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> regulars have sent me money to help maintain the discussion forum after it caused huge bandwidth problems, but other than a few Amazon links that no one clicked on, and a couple of kind - and spontaneous - presents (particular thanks to <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance Arthur</a>) all plasticbag.org has ever produced is <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>.</p>
<p>Well all that is about to change - it's time I got some benefit from my larcenous image. Introducing the largest and most obvious link to an <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">Amazon wishlist</a> ever created (to your right). It's red and white and it flashes at you. Buy me shit. Now.</p>
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<p>I never really believed it until this moment, but it looks like being mercenary really works. After my charming appeal (and the instituting of the wonderful flashing red thing to my right, I am shortly to receive <b>three</b> presents from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>. Looks like I might deserve the accolade of 'Best Use of a Weblog for Personal Benefit' after all.</p>
<p>Of course now I feel absurdly guilty about making such a song and dance about the whole thing. So, whoever has bought me these wonderful gifts, thank you very much - I am very much looking forward to receiving them...</p>
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<p>Just in case my distaste for the Valentine season wasn't obvious to everyone, I hereby present timeout.com's <a href="http://www.timeout.com/postcards/card.html">Valentine's Cards</a> - all now with added bitterness and frustration and designed by yours truly.</p>
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<p>So last night, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> and I went to a press screening of <a href="http://www.mgm.com/hannibal/index.html">Hannibal</a> at the Empire Cinema in Leicester Square. He had managed to get the tickets through work, and rang me just before six to see if I'd be interested in going along. I, of course, was. I'm not going to write too much about the film itself, because I've already written an epinion about it, which - should you wish - you can read at your leisure: <a href="http://www.epinions.com/content_8365117060">Epinions.com - "Pre-dinner conversational gambits: A repository of wit.", by H. Lecter MD</a> [Read <a href="http://www.epinions.com/content_8365117060">Luke's epinion</a>]. Instead I want to write a bit about the experience of going, which was quite extraordinary.</p>
<p>Evidently it is to screenings like this one that make all of London's medialand come together and worship at the big screen. Within moments of us finding our seats in the huge theatre, Luke had spotted <a href="http://www.bad-seed.org/">Nick Cave</a> looking winsome and worn with a bad dye-job. Then it was my turn to spot <a href="http://www.looksmart.com/eus1/eus52213/eus54535/eus166639/eus535942/eus535993/eus531787/r?l&amp;">Will Self</a> (who incidentally left the film half way through, causing the people on his aisle no end of irritation). And then as we left the cinema, Luke literally <b>fell</b> over <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/film2001/">Jonathan Ross</a>, who apparently was not looking his best. It was - all in all - a wonderful foray into media-whoredom that I thoroughly enjoyed!</p>
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<p>Right then kids, it's time to spread the love. <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/2001_02_01_index.shtml#2277035">Prol</a> has finally hit the ludicrous excessive bandwidth charges that web-hosting companies can charge. And after all the support that I received when <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> caused me $700 worth of damage, it's time to return the favour. Get her address from her and send her some money <b>immediately</b.</p>
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<p>This <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/vd/singlegood.gif">postcard</a> has nothing to do with my life whatsoever. Honest. Definitely. Courtesy of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/vd/">notsosoft.com/vd</a>.</p>
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<p>Written for the 2nd Anniversary of <a href="http://grudnuk.com/vm/">Virulent Memes</a>, Graham Freeman presents his personal history of the state of the weblog nation: "<a href="http://grudnuk.com/rant/rant20010202.html">Two Years Is Nothing</a>". These personal histories really appeal to me, but I'd be even more interested in people writing how they are viewing our burgeoning mass today. Perhaps a new project....?</p>
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<p>What is green politics for? Is 'saving the planet' really worth the effort? And is 'saving the planet' really what we're talking about anyway? If we are honest, people who talk about saving the planet are essentially talking about preserving a world inhabitable by humans. Think of it this way - a few large amounts of time ago, some big thing hit the planet. The consequences of the 'big thing' (I think it was Disco) wiped out many thousands of species. Among these species were the dominant life-forms of the time (Estate Agents). In fact, all that was left was a large crater and an opportunity for cute balls of fluff to slowly occupy the world. The death of the dominant life-forms (or more realistically the transformation of the atmosphere of the world into something uninhabitable by those life-forms) did not result in the end of life on earth. It just shifted things in another direction. And a sexier direction at that.</p>
<p>And while we are at it, why should it <b>matter</b> that life should die out on earth? Does energy die? Do molecules die? No, like good jokes, they just get bashed around a bit and then put to use again in a new form. Face it, we live in a great moral vacuum of remorseless emptiness, and I for one wouldn't have it any other way. So if you could please stop waving those little plastic guilt-mollifying money-cannisters outside my face every morning on my way to work, I'd be really grateful - I don't care about the Pandas or the Badgers or the Trout. If I was in the mood to give money to anyone it would be <a href="http://www.vhemt.org/">these people</a>, and frankly I'm not because I fear they might not be quite normal. [Link courtesy of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective">Barbelith Collective</a>]</p>
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<p>Thank you so much to Stefanie Noble, <a href="http://www.mfdesignworks.com/hhs/97.htm#97sn">Herkimer High School Class of 97</a>, perpetrator of <a href="http://www.fiendishthingy.net/">fiendish thingy</a> and progenitor of <a href="http://www.stef.net/">stef.net</a>. You know what for!</p>
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<p>I'm going to LA on Saturday via <a href="http://www.virginatlantic.com">Virgin Atlantic</a>, and I'm really looking forward to it. Unfortunately I am so bored and frustrated that I honestly don't know if I can make it to Saturday without stabbing someone through the heart with a blunt pencil.</p>
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<p>What can I say? <a href="http://www.fiendishthingy.net/">She</a>'s quite right - I should have spelt it out a little better:</p>
<blockquote>Oh and Tom is referring to the fact that I am actually a man and he has been secretly pining for me and I just revealed my deep inner love within the confines of a small package and we are now off to Tahiti for a bit. Just to get things out into the open, you know.</blockquote>
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<p><script language="JavaScript">
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remote=window.open("","remotewin","width=620,height=250,toolbar=yes,status=yes,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes");
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</script>For a city that isn't supposed to have any seasons, for a city that is always supposed to be sunny, for a city that I'm travelling to <b>tomorrow</b>, Los Angeles doesn't appear to be having very <a href="javascript:makeRemote()">good weather</a> at the moment.</p>
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<p><b>Things to do when you are bored:</b> <a href="http://www.heromachine.com">Heromachine.com</a>: Make yourself a sexy superhero. They may <a href="http://www.captainfez.com" title="Luke says they all look gay">all look gay</a>, but that's only because they're sexy and cool and dress well. | You could go and see <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2001/02/09/hannibal/index.html">Hannibal (Salon Review)</a> if you wanted - you probably wouldn't hate it. It's kind of cool. | When <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> is bored he informs me that his priorities are: "Eat, Sleep, Drink, Man, Woman, Wank."</a> | Whereas when <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> is bored he undertakes: "Procrastination, staring blankly into space, redesigning your blog." | When <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> is bored, he types random things into <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> and tries to persuade his friends to undertake advertising campaigns on various keywords.</p>
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<p>Discovered via <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a>: <a href="http://www.britannica.com/bcom/original/article/0,5744,11228,00.html">"Navel Gazing: Britney Spears and the Semiotics of the Belly Button"</a> as published by the online arm of the <a href="http://www.britannica.com">Encyclopaedia Britannica</a>.</p>
<blockquote>"She was perfectly outfitted in the iconography of the coquette—pleated skirt, kneesocks, pigtails—but the key signifier that positioned her on that cusp between innocence and knowledge was a feature that, although common to all humanity, usually is given little serious consideration—her exposed navel."</blockquote>
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<p>I've just invested $10 in buying <a href="https://adwords.google.com/AdWords/Welcome.html/">sponsored links on Google</a> because I thought it might be a laugh. It is indeed a laugh. I'm targeting people who don't have anything better to do with their time than muck around on my site. Unfortunately, the search terms I have sponsored have only been entered six times all day. Very much recommended. [Addendum: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/mark_hot_boy.gif" title="Had a bit of a laugh with Mark - with his permission - at a rate of approximately $3">Click here!</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Announcement:</b> It is now 10am GMT, and in two hours I will be leaving my flat and heading trans-Atlantically to Los Angeles to stay with Kerry and Sean. Since the flight takes about eleven hours, I am unlikely to post again today. I think I arrive about 2am GMT (7pm PST) at LAX. I'm back next Sunday evening. In the meantime I will, of course, attempt to post whenever I can - but no promises. [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_03_05_secret_archive.shtml#76010">What I posted when I went last year.</a>]</p>
<p>While I am out there, however, I would be more than interested in meeting any LA based webloggers or members of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Underground</a> - although bear in mind that I have obligations to my hosts, which <b>may</b> preclude rampant socialising. If you're in LA over the next week and you'd like to meet up, send me an <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>. I may not reply if I get swamped, but please don't hold it against me. I'm on holiday goddammit!</p>
<p>While we are on the subject, (and since I only compiled the links page of timeout.com's <a href="http://www.timeout.com/losangeles/">Los Angeles</a> pages a couple of weeks ago), here is a collection of links that might be of interest to locals and/or visitors to the City of Angels: <a href="http://www.latimes.com/">LA Times</a> | <a href="http://www.lainsider.com/">LA Insider</a> | <a href="http://losangeles.myqth.com/LA1.html">Streets of LA</a> | <a href="http://www.virtualvoyages.com/usa/ca/l_a/l_a_nite.htm">Virtual Voyages</a> | <a href="http://www.getty.edu/">The Getty</a> | <a href="http://www.laweekly.com/">LA Weekly</a> | <a href="http://www.ci.la.ca.us/">City of Los Angeles</a>.</p>
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<p><!-- What can I say - I had completely forgotten how difficult it can be co-habiting with hosts. My body clock is still completely fucked which leaves me frustratingly sleepy at exactly the wrong moments - essentially I'm beginning to feel that if I wanted to experience the wonders of rain, pissing people off, feeling in the way and being frustrated, that I could essentially have just stayed in London. -->I've arrived in Los Angeles (near Santa Monica and Vine if that means anything to anyone), and am experiencing yet again the wonders of sleep deprivation and chronic jet-lag. I'm not at my best at the moment, that much is for sure.</p>
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<p>I am currently trying out <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/alternative/10/12/melatonin.clock/">Melatonin</a> pills as a way to regulate my sleep patterns while I'm out here, as not only do I have the eight hour time difference to deal with, but I also must content with my gorgeous hosts' nocturnal debauchery. Essentially this amounts to a thirteen hour time difference from how I live in London.</P>
<p>It has rained pretty much constantly since I arrived in the city that Time Out says has 'possibly the most temperate climate in the world'. Last week apparently was near tropical heat. Next week is expected to be more pleasant as well. In the meantime though, this makes two trips out of three to LA which have ended in near flooding. I must be cursed in some way.</p>
<p>I am having a cool time though - went to see a cheerleader movie yesterday with Kerry and Sean. I was hoping that the movie would resemble in some form the awesome '<A href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0204946">Bring it On</a>'. It didn't. In fact '<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0186589">Sugar and Spice</a>' sucked arse. Don't see it.</p>
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<p>I'm in LA for the release of the <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/nominees_home.html">Oscar nominations</a>, and they are a fairly mixed bag. The most important categories (<A href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/crowe.html">Best Actor</a>, <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/allen.html">Best Actress</a>, <A href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/picture_chocolat.html">Best Film</a>, <A href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/directing_elliot.html">Best Direction</a>, <A href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/writingadapted_chocolat.html">Best Adapted Screenplay</a>, <A href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/bios/writingoriginal_famous.html">Best Original Screenplay</a>) are mostly shared between 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon', 'Erin Brokovich', 'Quills', 'Traffic', 'The Contender' and 'Chocolat' - but with notable appearances from 'Almost Famous' and 'Requiem for a Dream'. One film dominates though: Crouching Tiger with a total of ten nominations, but even this is matched by the combined nominations for Steven Soderbergh's competing films. Notable (and delighful) absence from Best Film: 'CastAway'.</p>
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<p>Valentine's Day in Los Angeles arrives the same way as every other day, as far as I can tell - I've been up since nine in the morning, and I can expect to wait until midday or one pm before I have any company. The weather has finally broken - it looks really sunny outside, although it's still pretty chilly. I'm off to meet some people from <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> in an hour or so.</p>
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<p>I've found this internet café on Melrose called <b>@coffee</b>, which is quite cool, although vastly more expensive than places like <a href="http://www.easyeverything.com">easyeverything</a> in London. It's given me a little time to relax with the net - write a little, think some stuff through - generally to get a little head rest. If you can imagine the brain as a muscle imagine mine as tight and contracted - it feels a bit like there isn't space down any synapse for a pulse of thought to travel. Fucking around on the net seems to let my brain relax - to slump like mush and swill around the bottom of my skull. It's more relaxing than it sounds. I <b>need</b> this sensation of emptying stress and excess thought from my mind... Nothing else quite does it for me...</p>
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<p>By writing about the <a href="http://minormusings.org/2001_02_01_archives.php#2339162">Minor Musings</a> piece on the reasons for 'weblogging', I suppose I'm really rather missing the point, but nonetheless it's worth talking about. I think it's important that we have these conversations (at least with ourselves) every so often: 'why am I doing this?'. If anything, the longer you maintain a site like this, the more you should be asking it of yourself, and (indeed) the more times you might be stumped for an answer.</p>
<p>In many ways, in the presentation of this site, the <b>last</b> thing that I'm thinking about is whether or not I should be finding new and exciting links for people out there in the ether. So in a sense I'm <b>not</b> a weblogger in the classic mode. But then, I'm not sure that many of us are. The links and commentary approach is, at its most simple form, rather uninteresting. My priorities are slightly different - first and foremost I think of this place as somewhere that I can <b>write</b> - and I use the hypertextual nature of the web to reinforce that writing. It's like tracing an intellectual flow - following through the impulses that one has in some worked-out and public form, and in a place where they are not merely lost forever.</p>
<p>People read my site, and I have to confess that I like that, but I've run a lot of sites (fan sites, personal sites, creative sites) and a lot of people have come to those too. In the end I've deserted most of them. The thing that keeps me coming back to <b>plasticbag.org</b> every day is the opportunity to spark off a discussion, or to say something in a place where I know I'll be heard. I suppose it is a space where my opinions feel valuable, interesting to people. And if weblogging gives other people the same feeling - well I can't helping thinking that it is, therefore, a profoundly wonderful thing.<p>
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<p><b>Fictional Weblogging:</b> Ok - it's occurred to all of us at one time or another - weblogging is based upon the presumption of authenticity - people actually writing about their own lives. But this presumed authenticity is almost certainly to a greater or lesser extent a fantasy - while I'm sure most webloggers don't lie about their lives, I'd be surprised if people were not selectively choosing what to write about in such a way that would alter people's perceptions of their life.<!-- I'm particularly interested in this at the moment because of this holiday I'm having - there's a lot of stuff I can't write about that I'd like to, for a variety of reasons --></p>
<p>So I'm sure it's occurred to many of us at certain times to set up fictional weblogs - to generate <b>completely</b> articificial online personae. I know that it's occurred to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> because they've both talked about it with me. But what no one has yet talked about is undertaking weblogs of already established fictional characters. I mean - it would be a tremendous fan site for <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> to have a weblog ostensibly maintained by Willow, with links and commentary based around what happened to her in the latest episode. And from a more literary perspective, a weblog based upon Sherlock Holmes writing each day about his cases (assembling itself into a chronology of the work of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle) might be both interesting and academically valuable. Are there any weblogs like this out there? If not, why not? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me</a>.</p>
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<p>Sean, one of my hosts in LA, has produced a great Flash movie that will shortly be doing the rounds of everyone's office PCs. It's a splice of a recent Brit-movie favourite and an esteemed horror classic. I'm going to see if I can get someone to host it for him in the long term - but in the short-term I might see if I can stick it on <b>plasticbag.org</b> - more information as I have it...</p>
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<p>Thanks to all the Los Angeles residents and visitors from <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> who kept me entertained yesterday, especially to <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> who was <b>particularly</b> entertaining. Experience the thrill of the after-meet glow over on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=The+Outside&number=13">Underground</a> - and pass me a cigarette while you're over there, will you?</P>
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<p>Last night I went to this LA gay bar called 'Rage' where there was an event called 'Varsity' where anyone over the age of eighteen can get in (although clearly they can't drink). In England, of course, this wouldn't be an issue. And as I pointed out to someone, it's no use having new people around if you aren't allowed to get them drunk enough to have sex with you. Still - at least they looked pretty.</p>
<p>People here seem fascinated by my accent, by which I suppose I mean my lack of accent. Last time I was in LA a waiter asked me, "Is that an <b>accent</b>?". I replied of course, "No". Last night this bloke said that he, "really liked foreigners" (a strange thing to say at the best of times), to which I replied, "you should - you are one". I'm more than aware that this is why English people are cast as the evil people in movies, but nonetheless it's very entertaining.</p>
<p>So here am I - 28, crumbly and creased - untanned, ageing and flatulent, in a city of ten thousand million buff bodies and perfect smiles. What's a boy to do?</p>
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<p>Just in case you're having difficulty tracing the time-lines of what I'm getting up to here, bear in mind that while <b>plasticbag.org</b> is currently working on GMT, I am not. Hence two posts in one day saying "Last night I did this...."</p>
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<p>The most popular super-hero team in the world (and stars of their own recent movie) are now to be written by <a href="http://www.popimage.com/">Grant Morrison</a>, a drug-crazed magician-abductee from Scotland and writer of the seminal <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">Invisibles</a>. See what they will look like: <a href="http://www.fandom.com/multimedia/Comics/News/ComicsNews260303.jpg">here</a>.</p>
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<p>So this evening I return to London and have to face up to my life, find a job, do some washing and think about "the future". As I'm sure you can all imagine, returning to rain and responsibility is something that I look forward to with all my heart, and without the slightest trace of resentment or depression. I'd like to thank Sean, Kerry, Anna, <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> and everyone else I've bumped into while in LA for a lovely time. See you all soon...</p>
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<p>A mixture of horror and delight at being back in London swiftly turns to glee when I see the <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> and <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com">Angel</a> box-sets waiting for me, alongside a couple of books bought for me by Ganesh from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Underground</a>. I'm soaking in a metaphorical media hot-tub and letting my mind unwind.</p>
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<p>And I quote: "Windows� XP brings a new look to the familiar Windows user interface. Here's a first look at what the next generation has in store." It can't just be me that thinks that the <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/guide/newlook.asp">interface</a> looks childish, ugly and garish? Here's to Mac OSX.</p>
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<p><b>This is not time or place for dream-talk:</b></p>
<p>But nonetheless, here I go: First of all, <a href="http://www.dawsonsdesktop.com/pacey/">Pacey</a> from <a href="http://www.dawsonscreek.com/">Dawson's Creek</a> was looking for an apartment and I think I was helping, except he couldn't find anywhere. Eventually he decided to live in this flat with this ex-girlfriend of his, with whom he'd had this torrid affair. Anyway - he was coming into the building at night with a group of people, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend (whom Pacey was still friends with - in a kind of indulgent way), and I had to try to signal to him that the ex-girlfriend was waiting for him in his bed and that he had to find some way to ditch the new boyfriend otherwise all hell would break loose. So I distract the new boyfriend and Pacey wanders upstairs, but when he approaches the door he suddenly realises that not only is his ex-girlfriend waiting for him in his bedroom, but so is her mother (or another ex-girlfriend of his, or both - I forget which). He get's a bit freaked out and ducks into the next door room, which is where I find him when I come up the stairs a couple of minutes later.</p>
<p>So then I take him for a walk in the square outside the building, which looks like <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com">New York</a> only more open, so we can talk about stuff, at which point he turns into <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>, except he's in a wheelchair like <a href="http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/xavier.htm">Professor X</a>. He says that he's <a href="http://fbhc.org/modules/asthma.cfm">asthmatic</a>, which he says means that while I want to have a snack and a chat, he can't eat chocolate and meat - only fruit. So we go to <a href="http://www.sainsburys.com/">Sainsbury's</a> where I start getting over-excited by the thought of eating. Someone asks Matt what his waist-size is, and he says that he thinks he's got a 24 inch waist. I say he must have a 27 inch waist at least, we have a discussion about how many pears I need to buy, I run off and grab a whole cooked chicken for me (he waits in the queue in his wheelchair) and when I come to pay they ask me which of the three possible <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> A Summer's I am (one of them is Buffy Arthur Summers) and when I say none I suddenly realise that there is some kind of government conspiracy that currently has needles in the head of one of my best friends in an endless series of cubicles in a vast underground base.</p>
<p><a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">What do you think it means?</a></p>
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<p>They are both fascinating and disturbing, and now Amazon's Honor Program's soon-to-be ubiquitous nature is being satirised over at <a href="http://www.uber.nu/2001/02/09/">�ber:</a> Filler Friday: Micropayments Are Stupid.</p>
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<p>Presenting (for a short time only): <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/billy/">Billy Exorcist</a> - the fusion of two astonishing works of cinematic genius. This flash movie was produced by Sean Nadeau (one of my LA hosts) and has never before been seen on the web. Feel free to distribute it as much as you like - he's after the exposure. [Be warned - it's not going to be up for long because it's quite a substantial file (900k) and I have bandwidth considerations to deal with. If you wish to contact Sean, please e-mail <a href="mailto:billyexorcist@hotmail.com">billyexorcist@hotmail.com</a>]</p>
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<p>"Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero." (J. Barth)</p>
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<p>The current place-to-be on the internet at the moment is the <a href="http://www.habbohotel.com/">Habbo Hotel</a> - a cute, avatar-based chat area complete with bars, private rooms, games of poker, battleships and a disco. The private rooms are the best feature - anyone can have one, but if you want furniture you have to buy it through credits which you obtain by sending text messages from your phone. It's all combined with an ICQ-like internal instant messenger service and a search-facility so you can keep track of your online friends. It's still in beta, so it's not without its flaws, but it's incredibly good fun, nonetheless. I have two rooms currently up and running, but come and hang out in the Barbelith Underground room if you want a particular laugh.</P>
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/klukluxklan.gif" width="200" height="319" align="left" border="1" hspace="3">I call this particular piece, <b>"Cheapskate Klu-Klux-Klan"</b>. It's from one of a series of not-particularly amusing, bitter, twisted (and poorly illustrated) cartoons I assembled a while back on a rainy day when I was grumpy at work. Note that the hoods are in fact <a href="http://www.gap.com">Gap</a> branded paper bags. That's why they're funny, you see. Get it?</p>
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<p><b>Aspects of the Weblogger?</b></p>
<p><b>P)</b> The Self-Aggrandizement as Art Form Aspect<br />
<b>Q)</b> The Self-Flagellation as Art Form Aspect<br />
<b>R)</b> The Self-Aggrandizement Disguised as Self-Flagellation as Even Higher Art Form Aspect<br />
<b>S)</b> The Self-Canonization Disguised as Self-Destruction Masquerading as Self-Aggrandizement Disguised as Self-Flagellation as Highest Art Form of All Aspect<br />
<b>T)</b> The Search for Support, a Sense of Community, If You Will, in One's Peers, in Those One's Age, After One Looks Around and Realizes That All Others, All Those Older, Are Either Dead or Perhaps Should Be Aspect.<br /><br />['A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius', Dave Eggers] <!-- OK - so I'm the last person in the world to have read this, but I am going to milk it to fucking death over the coming weeks, I can tell already. --></p>
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<p>It can't <b>just</b> be me and my current disinterest in all things sexual that maintains that it is untrue that there is <a href="http://www.uncoolcentral.com/six_beers/">"Scientific proof that the only difference between a straight and a gay man is six beers"</a>?</p>
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<p>[<b>Added bonus post:</b> This morning, free with every restless night involving going to sleep at 3.30am and being woken at 8am by builders hammering on the roof directly above my head, comes an extra post borne from frustration, exhaustion and general distaste for the world. <b>Post begins:</b> <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">EVHEAD!</a> redesigns again. We hate him. It's too good. <b>Post ends.</b>]</p>
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<p>Right. That's it. Whatever the hell is wrong with my gut is being resolved <b>right now</b>. I haven't been feeling right for a while - it's like there's a nest of eels in my abdomen sometimes. Anyway, over the last twelve hours or so this has got profoundly upsetting, causing me difficulty sleeping, general anxiety and now slightly less vague and formless symptoms have started to appear. I'm not bloody having this. [Note: this post is a bit gross and may shortly be deleted. <!-- ADDITIONAL NOTE: This post is also a downright fucking lie. I took the day off so that I could undergo an unbelievably rigorous and unpleasant interview process for a job at a company called Sapient.-->]</p>
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<p><!-- OK so there's a longer story behind this post. There's a friend of my flatmate's in town, who seems really nice, called Riaz. Anyway - he's from New York where he works in the film industry, and he's friends with the actor who played Parker on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Unfortunately, Riaz has never even seen Buffy - so we decide to show him an episode with his friend in it. As soon as it starts though, Riaz gets this sudden urge to ring him in America. Which he then does. Leaving Mella and I to explain why we call him Stinky Parker. Which was embarrassing.
Of course the whole jolly joie de vivre was then rather spoilt by the fact that because I'm bloody exhausted from my five hour interview with Sapient this afternoon, and because Riaz and Mella got stinking drunk while I was too tired to even adequately maintain a conversation I have nearly ended up hitting Riaz full in the face. Still. Can't be helped, I suppose.-->Today I spoke to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kaufman,+Adam+(II)">Stinky Parker</a> [<a href="http://www.chosentwo.com/buffy/characters/parker.html">�</a>].</p>
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<p>I've just stumbled upon the first site that I put together with any degree of care - or at least what's left of it. It looks like I put up a holding page for it many many years ago and completely forgot about it. Nonetheless, I have salvaged this interesting <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/animban.gif">little design item</a> from it, which really reminds of of my first heady days on a cheap Photoshop clone playing with gaussian blur and layers and fudging it all together with a bog-standard animated gif machine. Oh how far from these heady days...</p>
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<p>"We do not have to go on the way we've been going. For instance, if you like shaving cats, try shaving crayons; it's as good a way as any to practice shaving." (<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/5926">What the Fuck?</a>)</p>
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<p><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="black"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/blank.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><a href="http://www.jezebel.com"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/marchofideas.gif" border="0"></a></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="black"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/blank.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> I've stumbled upon <a href="http://www.nagportal.com/">nagportal.com</a> - which appears to be some kind of Icelandic weblog / weblog portal. The most interesting part of it for me is the pulldown menu at the top left of the screen. It appears to contain the full replicated content of the weblog, and it's placed in a slim frame that allows one to move between the various blogged sites which appear nested beneath it. It's very well thought out.</p>
<p>It's inspired me to think about my old 'consumption' feature in a different way - perhaps this isn't stuff that people need to actually <b>see</b> on first arrival to a site - maybe it's more useful for people to be able to gauge at a glance, by clicking on a pulldown, the range of one's interests. Blogging entirely to drop-downs might actually be more useful for certain types of site as well - you could form a kind of rolling-directory site for example. Worthy of consideration...</p>
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<p>According to an old article I found archived today on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">news.bbc.co.uk</a>, a <b>single</b> mutation in <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_693000/693744.stm">one individual human being</a> could have resulted in the creation of language. This individual is therefore responsible for the explosion of art, culture, science and technology around the world - along with, of course: Thatcherism, hate speech, nagging people, arguments and school. A bit of a mixed blessing really...</p>
<p>What a tremendously strange super-power 'language' must have been initially. It must have been particularly strange (and possibly a challenge to the theory) as for at least the first generation it must have been almost <b>useless</b> (of course we don't know whether or not other human beings required the same mutation to <b>understand</b> language). It makes one wonder about the potentially transformative mutations that might be taking place around us at this very moment - and about the mutations that <b>could</b> have transformed the world but didn't because of accidents, violence or a lack of serendipity.</p>
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<p>Does anyone who reads <b>plasticbag.org</b> have much experience of, or work for, a company called <a href="http://www.sapient.com">Sapient</a>? If so, could you <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=Sapient">drop me a line</a>...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.emode.com/emode/member/puzzle.jsp">Emode</a> helps me decide about the future of my working life. Apparently I'm a rock star.</p>
<blockquote>You crave attention, the limelight, and the fawning admiration of millions. You walk fast and talk loud. You look important (even if you're not). You like expensive cars. You sculpt your body to perfection at the gym.<br /><br />
You have a bevy of fans and friends, and you like knowing how much others appreciate you. You believe in making a good impression. You like spending money on frivolous treats and nice, stylish clothes � forget the discount bins! But, hey, you're not some shallow materialist! Your polished outward appearance is a mere reflection of that soulful, strong-willed person inside.<br /><br />
At work, you're committed to excellence. You've got your eye on your boss's job. You're a real go-getter, and you really shine under pressure. But you have to love what you do, or else your performance slips. If you don't see that big promotion in your future, chances are you'll start combing the want-ads.
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<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,5673,441334,00.html">Wearing a T-shirt makes you a terrorist</a>: People often ask me why I don't agree with laws that - while they may be vague - if implemented properly will only benefit people. Well it's the vagueness that worries me. Saying that those who 'incite violence overseas', even while not actually doing anything other than writing an editorial, should be considered terrorists is <b>not</b> acceptable. Most of the powers of the act discussed will not be used to subjugate people and take away their freedoms under this government. But any number of them could be used by subsequent governments whose politics we might individually find offensive, destructive or even personally damaging.</p>
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A: So, I've done the thing I was supposed to do. I've checked it and it's fine, but I thought I'd let you know before I get X to sign off on it.<br />
B: OK. Can I have a look?<br />
A: Sure Here you go.<br />
C: Hey, what's that? Can I see?<br />
A: Er, of course. It finished now, though.<br />
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<p>From London's <b>Time Out</b> Magazine: Feb 14-21 2001 No.1591 (presented without comment).</p>
<p>"I'm writing this week's column under my hip new pseudonym, Thin Cloudy. So when I say that I want to incite acts of violence against Eminem, I hope you'll understand that I'm being ironic. And when I describe how I'd like to force him to suck my dick before slitting his throat open, watching him bleed to death and then dumping his body in a river, I hope you'll appreciate how clever I'm being. And while I'm hiding behind this hip new persona of mine, I might as well tell you that it isn't just blond white boy rappers I hate. I also hate the black ones. Niggers, I think they're called."</p>
<p>"Oops, sorry! Hope I haven't offended anyone's delicated liberal sensibilities. After all, it's one thing to rap about sexual violence or joke about murdering homosexuals, quite another insult an already beleaguered minority. This, presumably, is why Eminem is so feted by the music establishment, and defended by clever music critics - at the end of the day, it's only bitches and faggots he's having a pop at." [Paul Burston]</p>
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<p> From the makers of <b>Blue Jam</b>: <a href="http://www.bishopslips.com/">http://www.bishopslips.com</a></p>
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<p>Found via some article or other at <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a> that I loosely skimmed on a whim (while contemplating the vague tension in my bladder that might shortly require a trip to the lavatory), the site <a href="http://www.mentalhealth.com">mentalhealth.com</a> has provided me with a good fifteen minutes of self-diagnosis fun. My particular mental illness? <a href="http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html">Narcissistic Personality Disorder</a>. In retrospect it seems so obvious.</p>
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<p>With this evening comes yet another excuse for a piss-up from the London weblogging contingent. Find out all the information (as ever) at <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/vodkajelly3.html">meets.gblogs.org.uk</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Attention Vodaphone Users:</b> You can contribute money for furniture for the Barbelith Underground and GBlogs rooms on <a href="http://www.habbohotel.com">Habbo Hotel</a> simply by typing this text message into your mobile phone <b>exactly</b> and sending it to 8222: <b>habbo credits Orlando 5</b>. This will cost you approximately 58p.</p>
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<p>Quote from <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a>: "I've been smelling Cake all day, and ... well, you know how cake smells like <b>death</b>...?"</p>
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<p>So I'm feeling a little rough after last night's blog-meet - I suspect due to a confluence of factors including 1) Drinking three vodka tonics, 2) Drinking seven vodka jelly shots, 3) Drinking one green and one orange vial of vodka based crap, 4) As a result acting like a complete arse and fucking off <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and, no doubt, several other people before stumbling home drunk and morbid. Notable moments include being beaten at arm wrestling by an incredibly skinny, ill-looking bloke, having my shoe 'borrowed' and placed upon the bar, nearly being licked, and generally misbehaving.</p>
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<p>I'm spending some of this afternoon just trying to work out if I should care that this site looks appalling in Netscape 4.</p>
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<p> Thanks for completing the survey.<br />
Your Femininity Score is 3.75.<br />
Your Masculinity Score is 4.95.<br />
You are sex-typed in the masculine direction.<br />[<a href="http://eval1.crc.uiuc.edu/cgi-bin/bem-survey.cgi?id=&show=1">Bem Sex Role Inventory</a> via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prolific.org</a>]</p>
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<p>At this very moment, there is a party happening in my flat. There is noise from outside my bedroom, Radiohead is playing, and people are clearly having a very good time. I too am having a good time, but there is a part of me that is dribbling with worry about the arrival of people I knew at University. One man ran into me a couple of times in embarrassing situations (like being in a play that never quite didn't stink and involved me nearly wearing a near frock), and the other man - well I had a crush on him for about a year and a half about six years ago - a crush that I could only actually get over by prostrating myself before him (metaphorically) and sucking up the fallout like a good little bruised homosexual. They are supposed to arrive at some point this evening, and I can feel my resolve and hard won confidence seeping from my feet - sucked into the floor. <b>I'm scared to go back out there.</b></p>
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<p>In order to more easily conceptualise the angst-ridden period in question, I have changed the picture above to reflect the period concerned. Welcome to Tom circa 1995.</p>
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<p><b>Newsflash:</b> <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> launches <a href="http://www.amsterdamstories.com">Amsterdam Stories</a>, still further extending <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a>'s burgeoning <a href="http://www.citystories.com">empire</a>.</P>
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<p>For everyone who has or is about to see <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/fool.shtml">this episode</a> of Buffy (seen by me this evening after everyone (but Riaz) had gone to bed), the word you might want a definition of is: <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=fulgent">fulgent</a>:</p>
<blockquote><B>ful·gent</B></A> (f<IMG SRC="http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD/oobreve.gif" ALIGN="ABSBOTTOM">l<IMG SRC="http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD/prime.gif" ALIGN="ABSBOTTOM">j<IMG SRC="http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD/schwa.gif" ALIGN="ABSBOTTOM">nt, f<IMG SRC="http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD/ubreve.gif" ALIGN="ABSBOTTOM">l<IMG SRC="http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD/prime.gif" ALIGN="ABSBOTTOM">-) <br /><I>adj. </I>: Shining brilliantly; radiant: �tower searchlights . . . as fulgent as half a billion candles� (Nicholas Proffitt).</blockquote>
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<p>So I've just finished implementing the random image placement javascript device for <b>plasticbag.org</b>, based upon something I worked on a very long time ago. Unfortunately, while I've placed images, not all of them are (let us say) bearable. More to come over the next couple of days.</p>
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<p>Happy Birthday <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a>.</p>
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<p>London is gradually waking up. The darkness of winter slows the city's heartbeat, making our every action or movement an effort. But now things are getting brighter, the trees are on the brink of life, people seem to be slipping easily into their movements ... pulsing cells of blood shaking off the lethargy of the months of hibernation.</p>
<p>This speed is worrying me - I leave Time Out in less than two weeks. I'm scared to leave its comfort, but the same thing that let me develop has left me finally trapped and restricted. The sadness of the situation is that it didn't have to be like this. I could have watched the seasons shift, relaxed and happy. But circumstances and environments change. There's no longer a place for me here.</p>
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<p>I'm in a bit of a frenzy when it comes to online surveys at the moment. I can't seem to stop wanted to categorise or re-categorise myself. I suppose it's related to my desire to move jobs, and my attempts to refine in my mind exactly what I want from the next few years of my life. According to the <a href="http://erg.environics.net/surveys/3sc/">Environics</a> test (found via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>) I am a <A href="http://erg.environics.net/surveys/3sc/tribeOverview.asp?sid=3&tribeID=10&x=-0.13&y=-1.39">Social Hedonist</a>, which probably isn't quite what I would have expected - particularly as in the process of undertaking the survey I had a sudden overwhelming sensation of craving a home of my own...</p>
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<p>Presenting a blast from the past - a snap-shot of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/nexus/">Barbelith Underground</a> (ne� Nexus) from just before Christmas 1999: <a href="http://wonderkid.4t.com/nexus.html">Snapshot</a>. There are many threads here that I thought were lost for ever.</p>
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<p>Found via a search for <a href="http://www.kvetch.com">kvetch</a> at <a href="http://www.haddock.org">haddock.org</a>:</p>
<p><table border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.kvetch.com/ads/barnesandnoble.gif"></td></tr></table>
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<p>The first part of a three part interview with <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> about the past, present and future of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> [<a href="http://www.writetheweb.com/read.php?item=106">The state of the blog</a>] includes some interesting information about the origins of the web-app. I started my weblog almost immediately after the launch of the new version in November of '99, when there were only a couple of hundred sites around - originally as a space filler for the front of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> - a space I didn't know what to do with. I certainly never expected the site to still be here nearly eighteen months afterwards...</P>
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<p>Possibly the most fascinating part of <a href="http://www.designinteract.com/insights/">this interview</a> with <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a> about <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter.com</a> is that he still has a <b>beige G3</b>. Somehow deep inside I think I expected him to use a Kray Supercomputer to check his e-mail...</p>
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<p>Meg finally comes clean with images of the last blogmeet. She has decided to name the gallery in question, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/testtubeevil.shtml">"Test Tubes of Pure Eeeeeeevil"</a>, which is a bit of a misnomer since it should clearly be called, "The Malevolent Photographer". Anyone who knows me and who read my post on the matter will recognise nascent mental collapse in every picture I'm in.</p>
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<p>The new <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">Apple PowerBook</a> is gradually becoming a badge for my frustrations and financial impotence. Every morning as I head towards <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> I see it lurking in <a href="http://www.microanvika.com/">Micro Anvika</a> - mocking me and my financial circumstances, laughing at my weaknesses and my inability to fulfill my dreams. I'm beginning to love it and hate it at the same time. Why can't it be mine?!</p>
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<p>"Watch Tom slouch. Slouch, Tom, slouch." My second link to an external gallery of the day contains pictures from <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/pics/250201_lukebday.html">Luke's birthday</a> drink on Sunday night. [courtesy of <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Brainsluice</a> and featuring <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>.]</p>
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<p>I've been playing with my <b>Surprise Me</b> bookmarklet over at the <a href="http://directory.google.com/">Google Directory</a> in an attempt to experience some parts of the internet that I wouldn't normally think of going to. My particular favourite random destinations so far have been: <a href="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/nosprogs">Yahoo! Clubs: nosprogs</a> ("Welcome to the club that actively opposes squirting out spawn..."), <a href="http://www.chowbaby.com/">Chowbaby</a>'s restaurant guide (with possibly the strangest logo of all time) and a recipe for <a href="http://southernfood.about.com/food/southernfood/library/rec97/bl1207c.htm?once=true&">Baked Ham with a Secret Glaze</a> (somewhat oxymoronic considering that it tells you how to make said Glaze). It's a refreshing approach to the internet - rebirthing pure browsing as a recreational activity.</p>
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<p>The terrifyingly able <a href="http://www.pixelflo.com">Pixelflo</a> collective present their latest project: <a href="http://pixelflo.com/009/">Connect Flo</a>. Whatever the strategy that the computer uses is certainly effective. I may be only a beginner, but I haven't beaten it once!</p>
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<p><b>It's slowly beginning to dawn on me that I'm never going to be famous, I'm never going to be truly exceptional, or lauded over - I'm never going to travel to the moon, I'm never going to kill someone, I'm never going to gazelle on stage. This may be one of the most crushing realisations of my life.</b></p>
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<p>Inspired by <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/6068#53855">this post</a> over in a thread at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> about the signal to noise ration of community sites (which reminds me of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000476.html">this thread</a> over at <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>) I am beginning to think through the implications of information transmission and its relationship to community. Imagine two nodes on the net - designed essentially just to send information from one to another. Additional information is also transmitted however - information on the relationship between nodes, information on whether a packet has been received or not etc. This relationship is very similar to that of community sites - a site which merely transmits information is not, and cannot be a community site. Nor indeed can an individual who merely transmits information be considered part of a community. To an extent the 'noise' is more a staple of the community than the information - it may appear like meme fluff - unnecessary - but it's the stuff that transmits information about disposition, affiliation, loyalty, relationships both in terms of expressing oneself, and developing one's relationship with others. So the question becomes: what is the appropriate <b>ratio</b> of signal to noise?</p>
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<p><b>Entertainment Newsflash:</b> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1193000/1193146.stm">'Buffy slapped by watchdogs for being too sexually explicit.'</a> And thus proves that my old flatmate Pippa's descriptions of her as "Buffy the Street-Walker" aren't too far off the mark. <b>In other Buffy news:</b> "Sarah Michelle Gellar, the karate-kicking star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is to star in a film version of Scooby-Doo, alongside boyfriend Freddie Prinze Jr." [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1111000/1111448.stm">BBC News</a>] and "The Pagan Federation, which represents druids and witches, says it has been "swamped" with calls following teenage programmes featuring good witches." [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_864000/864984.stm">BBC News</a>]</p>
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<p>The best band the world has ever seen release an <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000056Q1P');">album of their b-sides</a>. It must be nearly a decade since they split up, but <A href="http://www.4ad.com/artists/catalogue/pixies/index.htm">The Pixies</a> still heavily occupy my mental landscape.</p>
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<p><B>WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS BAD WORDS:</b> Words/phrases used all too frequently by my flatmates and I inside the flat, which occasionally creep out when I'm outside causing me embarrassment and derision from my co-workers: "That's just a pile of donkey cock." "Outside Bad, Inside Good - and why? Because they're all <b>cunts</b>." This post has been inspired by this article from Salon: <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2001/02/28/pussy/index.html">You pussy!</a> And I quote: "'A cunt is someone who dreams the big dream. You are ambitious. You want to go the distance.' Hillary Rodham Clinton, she told me, is a cunt."</p>
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<p>Further to the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001/02/signal_to_noise_on_community_sites.shtml">Signal to Noise</a> post I made earlier in the day, Ian from <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Blogadoon</a> has pointed me in the direction of <a href="http://www.xrefer.com/entry/572675">xrefer.com</a>'s definition of 'Phatic language'.</p>
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<p>In February of 2001, shortly before running screaming from my job at <A href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>, I ran away to Los Angeles. My hosts Kerry and Sean reintroduced me to the wonders of the west coast.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/western_civilisation490.jpg" width="400" class="image" /></p>
<p>There was a series of ads running on billboards all across LA - this one particularly amused me. The thing I can never get over about Los Angeles is the sky. After a while in London you completely forget it's there.</p>
<div class="image" style="width: 400px;"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/kerry240x175.jpg" width="200"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/sean240x175.jpg" width="200"></div>
<p>On the left we have the immortal Kerry Bailey, looking a little the worse for wear. He also looks like he's barely tolerating my photography. Which is almost certainly true. On the right we have the Texan Sean Nadeau. The picture on the right is most notable for the small street sign that appears to be hovering permanently by Sean's right ear.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/kerrysean490.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p>Just in case you haven't realised, Kerry and Sean are great big fags.</p>
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<p>LA isn't really the kind of place that you just go wandering around in on foot. But I didn't have a car, and to give my hosts a break I wandered off every so often. This picture pretty much encapsulates LA for me -the sky, the tress, the grid of cables. Maybe I'm missing the point. Perhaps the following pictures are closer to the reality of LA life...</p>
<div class="image" style="width: 400px"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/americanbeauty240x165.jpg" width="200"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/ball240x165.jpg" width="200"></div>
<p>One of the best days I had in LA involved meeting up with some of the freaks from <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>. It wasn't an entirely easy meet to arrange, and when I finally found the bar that we were to meet at, there was no one there. I wandered off and sat in a net café for a couple of hours. When I returned there were several weirdos to talk to. Excellent. These pictures that follow are from the rest of that day...</p>
<div class="image" style="width: 400px"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/rabbi240x350.jpg" width="200"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/burritos240x350.jpg" width="200"></div>
<p>And here's Anna and Ralphy:</p>
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<p>Also on that day I saw this store:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/retailslut490.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p>Near the end of my stay with the Bailey-Nadeau's, Kerry took me to the Sony lot to spy on what was going down. On the way back to the car I took a couple of photos that I love, but can't really explain why...</p>
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<p>I don't know when it came out, but the new edition of Naomi Klein's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0006530400','us','0312203438');">No Logo</a> is now available, and should really be required reading for everyone who is sick of being sold to all the time, or resents the human rights violations of multi-nationals in the developing world.</p>
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<p>I'd just like to say thanks to <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> and <a href="http://fneh.net/simon">Simon</a> for respectively trying to knock some sense into me and cheer me up. Despite their valiant efforts I remain, as ever, your obedient miserable narcissist.</p>
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<p>I started working at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> just over a week after starting this weblog, and now - nearly a year and a half later I'm about a week away from leaving it. I don't think that 'apprehensive' really covers my state of mind at the moment. Certainly I'm scared of what is to come next.</p>
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<p>So you're in Golden Gate Park with a camera and some friends, and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> suddenly walk directly past you - so you grab a snapshot. Is <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/notebook/00000037.html">this</a> kinda cool, or really creepy?</p>
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<p>This is just a recommendation to anyone who is relatively new to running their own weblog - go and register yourself with <a href="http://www.weblogs.com/">Weblogs.Com</a> - it's my first point of call every morning and by far the best way that I know to keep up with the sites you like.</p>
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<p>I am, of course, an astonishing dancer. My groin can 'get jiggy with it' at such a rate that I have, on occasion, experienced friction burns merely from the contact of my skin against the air. Man was not meant to dance this well, but god is it a beautiful thing to watch.</p>
<p>Some of you may wish to emulate my astonishing prowess in the medium of dance. Well you can't, I'm afraid. You have to be born with a talent like mine. But if you want to improve your skills, then the place to go is <a href="http://www.dancingpaul.com/">DancingPaul.com</a>. Watch as he reveals the secrets of the modern mambo through the medium of flash, and with the help of some of his less dance-enabled friends...</p>
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<p><b>In which Tom pretends to be a proper weblogger, by linking to actual sites rather than drone on about the misery and angst of human existence:</b></p>
<p>First things first - I've been thinking of training myself to be able to write in more languages than simple mark-up like HTML. I think I've finally found a site that's good enough at teaching to help me do so: <a href="http://www.w3schools.com/">W3Schools Online Web Tutorials</a>. The site includes some stunningly useful examples, cut and paste code and intelligent commentary for everything from XHTML to WAP, DTD and SOAP.</p>
<p>Secondly, there's an article at <a href="http://www.usatoday.com">USAToday.com</a> called <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/2001-02-27-virus-weise.htm">'Internet needs immune system'</a>, which is on the analogies drawn between computer viruses and biological viral entities and suggests a new approach to anti-virus technology. [via <a href="http://www.tomalak.org">Tomalak's Realm</a>]</p>
<p>And finally, after tiring of <a href="http://www.useit.com">Neilson's</a> rather earnest approach to web usability, I picked up a copy of Steve Krug's <a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','0789723107','us','0789723107');">Don't Make Me Think</a> while I was in LA. I read it on the plane, and was astonished by how intelligently written and well put together it was. If you're building any size of site either professionally or semi-professionally then you should read it. There's more information about it <a href="http://www.circle.com/krugbook/">here</a>.</p>
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<p>The web stands united with love of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a>: <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a>, <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance</a>, <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> (and <b>me</b>). If you are a Buffy-loving weblogger, drop me an <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>. [Inspired by: <a href="http://www.plastic.com/article.pl?sid=01/03/01/0153226">Plastic | Buffy and Whedon Do It Again</a>]</p>
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<p><b> READ THIS:</b> This news affects a substantial portion of the creative sites on the web and should be read and digested thoroughly. News from <a href="http://www.icann.org">ICANN</a> [via <a href="http://slashdot.org/yro/01/03/01/156212.shtml">Slashdot</a>]: "There are apparently plans to reinstate the old limits on .org domains - if you aren't a non-profit corporation, you won't be permitted to register or keep a .org domain." This will affect (amongst other creative sites, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">slashdot.org</a>, <a href="http://www.haddock.org">haddock.org</a>, <a href="http://www.fray.org">fray.org</a>, <a href="http://www.glassdog.org">glassdog.org</a>, <A href="http://www.interconnected.org">interconnected.org</a> and many many more. My personal response to the issue: <a href="http://forum.icann.org/cgi-bin/rpgmessage.cgi?nsi2001;3A9ECDB8000000A8">.org domains prime home for creative sites</a>. More from <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/6116">Metafilter.com</a>.</p>
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</SCRIPT>God only knows why we're doing this: <A href="javascript:remote()">plasticbag.org | cam</a>.</p>
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<p><!-- I'm having trouble with this whole first person plural day thing - not because it's a bad idea, but because it requires more play-instincts than I have readily available at the moment. I'm doing my best though - Ok? -->I haven't exactly been offered a job at <a href="http://www.sapient.com">Sapient</a>, but it looks like my decision on whether or not I want to walk their particular dark path has rather greater than normal inpact on whether or not they are prepared to offer it to me. There seems to be a much greater degree of discussion involved than is perhaps warranted. On my side particularly it seems that my decision is inevitably going to be based upon faith (or the lack of it), and hence inevitably bound up with reservations and doubt. There doesn't seem to be a way around that.</p>
<p>Anyway, I was talking to Matt Haughey about all this via AIM, and he pointed me in the direction of a post he made just over a year ago: <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/archived.blah/02/01/00/#47">A Whole Lotta Nothing: 'On being rejected by Sapient'</a>. I'm making no comment, because I'm reserving my judgement until after the weekend, but let's just say, I'm trying hard to work out if I'm living in <b>Working Girl</b> or <b>Wall Street</b>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.linguafranca.com/print/0103/insidepub_pow.html">Pow! Wham! Permission Denied!</a><br />
"Surrounded by his 'nuclear Bat-family,' the 'dark, deviant' vigilante of the early 1940s was transformed into a genial, problem-solving father figure. In support of his argument, York provides a detailed interpretation of four panels that appeared in various Batman comics in the 1950s." [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Comparing <a href="http://www.thestandard.com/article/display/0,1151,22342,00.html">TheStandard.com: Quick and Easy</a> and <a href="">TheCounter.com: Global Statistics Jan 2001</a>:</b></p>
<p>On the issue of color depth, TheStandard.com's figures describe nearly 10% of users as using 256 colors or less, 50% using 16-bit color depths and just over 30% using 24-bit or above. 10% were unknown. TheCounter.com describes 6% of users as using 256 colors or less, 55% as using 16-bit depths and a further 36% using 24-bit or above.</p>
<p>On the issue of screen resolutions, TheStandard.com's figures describe 9% of users as using 640x480 resolution, as opposed to TheCounter.com's 7%. TheStandard.com describes the proportion of people using 800x600 resolutions as 50% with those using known higher resolutions coming in at 27%. TheCounter.com's figures for these are 55% and 35% respectively.</p>
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<p>More news on <a href="http://www.sapient.com">Sapient</a>: <a href="http://quicken.excite.com/investments/news/story/djbn/?story=/news/stories/dj/20010302/BT20010302002228.htm&symbol=SAPE">Sapient Corp. To Miss 1Q Rev, Net Views</a>. This includes the information that they are cutting their workforce by 20% (720 people).</p>
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<p>Congratulations to Noah Wyle, early 20s crush of mine, who has finally won a bloody award: <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20010225/en/imdf25022001125308a.html">"Best Supporting Actor of the Year in a Drama Series award at the 3rd annual TV Guide Awards"</a>.</p>
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<p>I don't know whether or not to be delighted by the train of coincidences linking me with <a href="http://www.blissbat.net/daily/2001_02_18__bliss.html#2517077">this person</a> or not. He's gradually stumbled over most of the sites that I have maintained over my time over the net, and only subsequently mentally attached them to one another. But the length of the coincidence doesn't end there, I suspect, as his most recent post sounds startlingly like it's about <a href="http://www.blissbat.net/daily/2001_02_25__bliss.html#2601112">Sapient</a>.</p>
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<p>I find myself too irritated by the redundant Flash and heavily image based structure of the <a href="http://cyborgmanifesto.org/">The Cyborg Manifesto</a> to actually read the damn thing, which is a pity, because I'm really interested in stuff like this. <b>Note to world:</b> Sites which require a lot of copy must make the delivery of that copy the first priority of the site. Information must be delivered.</b></p>
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<p>In the same week that NASA says that it is no longer in the business of dreaming, I stumble upon the <a href="http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/bpp/">NASA Breakthrough Propulsion Physics Program</a> site - which includes a wonderful section called: <a href="http://www.lerc.nasa.gov/WWW/PAO/warp.htm">"Warp Drive: When?"</a>. Have faith in the future.</p>
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<p>Last night I went to see <a href="http://www.proofoflife.com/">Proof of Life</a> with <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">Luke</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. The film sucked, but not like the vacuum of space sucks astronauts out of broken shuttle windows, but instead like a gentleman schlurping gently on his Big Gulp. Not good, as such. But not dismal. Just ... well ... there.</p>
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<p>More information on the plans <a href="http://www.icann.org">ICANN</a> have for the .org and .net domains: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1198000/1198299.stm">Net body rewrites the address book</a>.</p>
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<p>If there were, say, a concurrent reality which we all occupied simultaneously with this one, a reality in which symbol and image ruled supreme, and where the reality as experienced within the empiricist mindset fell away - and in this reality, change rolled like storm-clouds across our collective experiences - then I think there might be something burnt-edged blue-tinged about the last two days - something seen through an indigo filter - from above. There's a sensation in the air that clasps the lungs and dislocates the heart. An anxiety, a sense of the world shifting uncomfortable with itself for a moment. I feel it myself, and I see it in the writings of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2001_03_04_archive.shtml#2630265">those</a> <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">around</a> <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000078.shtml">me</a>.</p>
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<p>Spotted on a sticker stuck to the front of Time Out towers this morning was a URL written in a Time Out font: <a href="http://www.yourtimeisup.co.uk/">YourTimeIsUp.co.uk</a> [<a href="http://swhois.netnation.com/cgi-bin/nn_swhois.cgi?template=nn_uk&lang=en&language=en&login=no&market_area=1004&orderchoice=newdomain&package_name=&promo_code=&whois=yourtimeisup.co.uk">whois</a>]. If you go to the address, you see the logo again - written in almost exactly the same style as the adverts that were circulated for the <A href="http://www.timeout.com/shopping">timeout.com/shopping</a> site. And then - a couple of moments later - you get redirected through to one of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>'s direct competitors: <a href="http://www.londontribe.com/">LondonTribe.com</a>. Good prank or legal disaster? Only you can decide...</p>
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<p>If you have any down time at work today, I very much suggest you watch a couple of episodes of <a href="http://www.ugo.com/channels/animation/heavy/">Behind the Music ... That Sucks</a>.</p>
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<p>Check the source code: <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">"It's not like this is the last episode of M*A*S*H or anything."</a></p>
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<p>Bills, bills, bills. They've all come at once. Water bills (�35), Council Tax (�90), Phone (�200), Barclaycard (�50), Frasercard (�10). It's pretty much cleaned me out, and just as I'm going to be unemployed in ... say ... four days.</p>
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<p>Whatever anyone else tells you, there is time for change. The election was a farce - we can make it right once more. The two lacklustre candidates that America was presented with need to accept that neither of them were right for the country - and that's why the country couldn't decide. We need a third candidate - an intelligent, able ... sexy ... candidate. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: <a href="http://www.capeside.net/homepages/pwitter/">Pacey Witter for President!</a>.</p>
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<p><b>On the pornography of news:</b></p>
<p>News is increasingly characterised as entertainment, but this only goes half-way. News is essentially a pornographic enterprise - and a dark one at that - repackaging human misery and destruction in easy to assimilate text and pictures - the content of which becomes swiftly meaningless to the audience, to be replaced by image and spectacle of collapse, catastrophe and mayhem. When did you last gasp at the news? Was it when you heard about an international summit limiting arms? Or was it when you saw images of earthquake damage, diseased people or identikit pictures of recently deceased people. And why the fasination with murder? More people die of car accidents and failures in the health service every day than are murdered in a year. The news packages up killings, and sells them to our worst instincts. News is rape trials and police plodding through fields looking for corpses - it is sex scandals and disgrace. It is all stories, and it's a strange death instinct in all of us that gets off on it.</p>
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<p>I just popped out for lunch and grabbed myself a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000056Q1P');">Pixies: Complete 'B' Sides</a> from Virgin on Tottenham Court Road. I'm now reeling from how wonderful they were, and completely in love with the CD which I now plan to play over and over again until my ears bleed.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/17324.html">Australia and Copyright Law</a><br />
"Over half a century ago the English writer Norman Douglas had occasion to observe that 'all mankind is at the mercy of a handful of neurotics'."</p>
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<p><SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
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</SCRIPT>Online for a bit: <A href="javascript:remote()">plasticbag.org | cam</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Random linkage:</b> 1) Willow?! <a href="http://www.network23.com/hub/ahas/images/pics/fhm/4.jpg">Noooooooooooooooooo!</a> [<a href="http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirl.asp?girl=alysonhannigan">more</a>] 2) Apple's new <a href="http://www.apple.com/hardware/ads/ripmixburn.html">Ad Campaign</a> kicks arse (via <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a>).</p>
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<p>In the article: <a href="http://www.sweetfancymoses.com/goldstein_amazon">Amazon.com readers comment on the Modern Library's Top 20 Novels of the 20th Century</a>, Kevin Goldstein finds actual comments posted by members of the public about books that are acknowledged greats. The comments are - pretty much uniformly - rather embarrassing for their authors. But the tone of the article as a whole is patronising and insulting. I am a cultured individual who has spent six and a half years in University, and I haven't read more than three or four of the books listed on the page. Rather than sneer at those who <b>do</b> read them and don't <b>get</b> them, shouldn't we be encouraging them to try <b>other</b> books? Not everyone (and I include myself in this) will necessarily complete or get much satisfaction out of reading <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0141182806','us','0679722769');">Ulysses</a>.</p>
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<p> Do you want to do something actually subversive? Then go and look at <a href="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Gallery/qrpff-fast.pl">this</a>. It's a tiny piece of code that can descramble DVDs. Make it your e-mail signature today - and make sure it is distributed far and wide so that everyone has at least one copy on their machine. You know - just in case. [Read all about it: <a href="http://www.wirednews.com/news/culture/0,1284,42259,00.html">Descramble That DVD in 7 Lines</a>]</p>
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<p>Completely fascinated, and slightly alarmed by the ever-updated <a href="http://come.to/anarchy">Anarchist Cookbook / Terrorist Handbook</a>. Build a fire bomb if you must. But be warned - apparently Sulphuric Acid is <b>quite</b> dangerous...</p>
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<p>I was on the tube this morning, flicking idly through my copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1858689430','us','1858684064');">A Complete Hackers Handbook</a>, which I am reading because I think people <b>should</b> read books like that, whether or not they understand even one tenth of what is in them, and I suddenly notice the guy opposite me. He's listening to a personal stereo - much too loudly - and my attention was drawn to him by a very familiar piece of music - it's something from the film <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113243">Hackers (1995)</a> [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004CTXQ','us','6305047456');">Amazon</a>], which is a really dorky film, but one that I really really love. So I'm sitting on the tube, with people milling around in front of me, with people squeezing me in on both sides, and I'm trying to manoeuvre the book into his line of sight, so we can make eye-contact and make a secret "we're in the know" connection. I try this for twenty minutes. Then he gets off the train.</p>
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<p>I think it says a lot about a person when a mere twenty minutes after <a href="http://www.jedbartlet.com/">The West Wing</a> [<a href="http://www.allisonjanney.net/">We Love You CJ</a>] ends on a Thursday evening, they are already bored enough to start looking for information about <a href="http://www.builder.com/Authoring/Standards/ss01.html">SMIL</a> - the Synchronized Multimedia Integration language. Perhaps it's too many stimulants in my diet. Too much nervous energy at the moment. Watch my head spin round. Let's go knock over a <a href="http://www.7-11.com/">7-11</a>. [<b>Note to self:</b> check to see whether I'm the only person who has never thought that <a href="http://206.169.213.60/roblowe/index_h.htm">Rob Lowe</a> <!-- Oh god, the man has an official website. For some reason that seems really self important in his case. Don't really know why. --> was attractive until he was in this series.]</p>
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<p>Unlike <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000093.shtml">Prol</a>, I have no intention of wishing anyone a nice time at <a href="http://www.sxsw.com/">SXSW</a> because I'm overwhelmingly bloody jealous and gutted that I'm not going to be able to go myself. I'm going to be there next year. That much is certain. [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_03_12_archive.shtml#86693">How I reacted last year</a>]</p>
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<p>So today is my final day at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> as a full-time employee. I've worked with them since February 1999, shortly after completing my journalism course. I've got a certain amount of freelance work lined up - all of which looks fairly interesting - but it's still going to be strange not going into the office every day. There are a lot of people that I am going to miss, and a couple that I probably won't.</p>
<p>This evening is my leaving 'do' - to be held in the upstairs of a sausage pub in Fitzrovia (don't ask) - and I'm really 'conflicted' about it. Obviously I want to say goodbye to everyone, but I don't really consider it to be a time of celebration - more of necessity.</p>
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<p><b>Highlights of an evening of soul-crushing embarrassment and soul-enhancing re-bonding:</b> Horrified tonsil-hockey with Commercial Manager, bites on my back from drunken <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/">Matt</a>, conversation straining limits of politeness concerning 'dirtbox' action with David and Kate, a poem (short) named 'Every Nice Girl Loves a Candle' <!--
Every Nice Girl Loves a Candle
Every Nice Girl Loves a Wick
Because there's something about a candle
That reminds me of your dick
Long and greasy
Slips in easy
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With a candle up your cunt
Ship ahoy, Sailor boy
DON'T ASK - IT'S KATE'S POEM NOT MINE
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<p>And lo! Did the Futurama poster read as follows: <b>YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK: A MINDLESS WORKER IS A HAPPY WORKER! SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB.</b> Which in many ways might have been a little too close to the bone for my liking.</p>
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<p>Tom, please, cite your sources - this is no time for frippery. Yes Tom, Sorry Tom - I found it in <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>. Metafilter you say? What is this foolishness? Well it's a job advert. You what? A job advert - "Employment Wanted". And why could I possibly have the slightest interest in reading about that? It starts like this: "Former Marijuana Smuggler - Having successfully completed a ten year sentence, incident-free, for importing 75 tons of marijuana into the United States. I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family." Ah. I see. So it's supposed to be funny? Well .... <a href="http://ebum.lotn.org/~jsp/employmentwanted.jpg">yes</a> ...</p>
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<p>According to the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/budget2001/reckoner.shtml">Budget Reckoner</a> over at the BBC, my income will increase as a result of Gordon Brown's actions by �2.35 a week. Which, you know, is nice. I guess. Well it's not bad anyway. Not much of anything really. Certainly doesn't hurt. Erm. God. What a boring budget.</p>
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<p>I'm in the middle of writing a couple of proposal articles for the BBC's <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/film">film site</a> at the moment, and I'm thinking of writing about aspects of the <a href="http://www.oscar.com">Oscars</a> that aren't normally touched on. An article about foreign cinema and the Oscars might be interesting, I'm thinking. Which led me to this piece about the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1214000/1214251.stm">DGA Awards and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon</a>.</p>
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<p>It's become a matter of some amusement to my friends and online compatriots that I have started to say that I really want to be with someone who knows HTML. They find it strange that something so unconnected to sex should impact on my desires. They think I'm joking, but I'm not.</p>
<p> More and more over the last few months this has been on my mind. The only conclusion I can come to is that I find my magic in a world of geeks. Not geeks in the sense of hapless individuals with no social graces - but geeks who are slightly nervous, sometimes quiet people, filled with fire and thought and insight and intelligence, people with a sense of a calling, a craft, even if it's one that they can't always articulate effectively, even while it informs everything they do.</p>
<p>I was talking about this with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> today and I'm going to include an edited portion of our conversation (which her permission), because I think that the process of editing it down will make it clearer in my mind. And I also think it might help explain some of my stranger object choices of recent months to people who know me...</p>
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<b>Meg:</b> You know like you said the other day? About wanting to have someone who knew HTML? I have to agree.<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I just think it would be wonderful to have some kind of relationship with someone who kind of understood the strange dark lusts we have within. Someone who understood the allure. It would be like you had some kind of common goal. Like you were fucking in the presence of god. I keep wanting to write about this on <b>plasticbag.org</b> but I can't find the words.<br />
<b>Meg:</b> Let's say I was a chef. I loved cooking, and creating and understanding food and taste was my life. It would make sense to want to find someone who wasn't just happy to settle for chips with everything - someone who understood flavour, or was at least willing to explore.<br />
<b>Tom:</b> Absolutely. I think it feels something like a higher purpose that you need to share.<br />
<b>Meg:</b> No-one would even question that.<br />
<b>Tom:</b> You feel a connection with the stuff you create, and feel part of a larger network of creative people. Like a huge network of interconnected computers stretching across the planet, perhaps..! Or like layered words joining and conjoining in endless spiralling files. You're a part of that - of that confluence of language and energy (which is all it all is really). And it feels special - luminous even. And I want to be with someone who can see that magic.<br />
<b>Meg:</b> Yes - everything you do and are is layered with your understanding of web and html and code and design and language and and and and ... and you can't switch it off. Someone else has to be able to understand that.<br />
<b>Tom:</b> So completely. You become changed by it, like you would by any passion. Your self comes to resemble your passion. And comes to respect and love people who can evidence the same feeling and insight. People you can teach and learn from. People - essentially - that you connect with.
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<p>We are practitioners of a magical craft of arcane words and structures that swirl around one another to produce pages that resemble nothing so much as illuminated manuscripts - words and images, structure and beauty. And behind them all is the vast formless expanse of <b>other</b> pages and people and worlds and experience. I want someone I can share that with. <b>Someone who can explore with me.</b></p>
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<p>My first is in chicken, but not in Honduras. My second is not in chicken, but is in Honduras. My third is in both chicken and in Honduras. And my fourth is in neither chicken nor Honduras. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">What am I?</a></p>
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<p>This is why we love <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>.</p>
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<p>Last night was possibly the strangest night of my entire life. A completely bizarre, unattainable and unfathomable crush from years back suddenly appeared in front of me in a bar I haven't visited for months. A few hours later, brief lip contact is established, and I am left feeling strangely cheap and unhappy. I don't really know why. Combine said encounter (literally) with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>'s birthday bash and you have an evening to remember - albeit remember weirdly.</p>
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<p>An article in the Sunday times purports to discover the <a href="http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/03/04/stinwenws02033.html">Price of Happiness</a> [via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>]- which is, it appears around �1m. Here in an insight into my current frame of mind on this issue. I have never chosen a job on the basis of how much money it earns, which might explain why I have never earned myself any money. Instead I look for factors like my ability to produce creative work, to work in an environment that I have respect for and to enjoy the company of those around me. Money has always been a fair way down the scale.</p>
<p>This has to be the reason that I transferred myself from a doctorate, to penury as a London temp, and then to retraining as a journalist. There is little scope in this developing lifestyle for cash.</p>
<p>But over the last few months, as I have looked at my work life and found that (recently at least) it hasn't been fulfilling me enough, my mind has started to turn towards money as a way to follow my own interests absolutely and without interference.</p>
<p>At the worst point over the last six months, the thought of escape was almost over-whelming. The thought of having control over every aspect of my life became almost transformatively addictive, and with it, the desire for enough money to cease to worry about what I was going to be doing for the next thirty or forty years. A couple of weeks ago I bought ten pounds worth of lottery tickets. I knew I wasn't going to win of course. But the thought that I <b>might</b> cheered me up a lot. I found myself teasing myself - not checking the numbers until several days afterwards. The feeling of <b>maybe</b> being free was so much better than the discovery of still being trapped.</p>
<p>Over the last few days, my mind has calmed to an astonishing extent. My life at this point feels like it could go in any one of a number of interesting directions. Money is fading from my mind as an issue once again. But part of me is still thinking about the two bedroom flat in Soho, the year-off work and the travelling I could get done with the money that I'll probably never have.</p>
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<p>I have a conundrum about my <b>Mr. Big</b> - the guy of last-night's long foretold lip-collision. The conundrum is, having been deserted by a man who won't take your phone number, but who looks on while his companion asks you to leave a message with your contact details at his office (ostensibly regarding a job opportunity), and then leans forward and kisses you, should you: a) debase yourself by ringing and leaving a message or b) feel strangely affronted, as if it were being implied that the attachments (power discrepancy, financial discrepancy, office, power ... whatever) were generating the interest, or that they were generating a divide, or that because of it one's life was somehow shabbier and less interesting and pointless and for that reason, why on earth would he really have any interest in you when he could have anyone he wanted? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Your thoughts</a>?</p>
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<p><b>Mr. Big</b> rears his head once more. After much deliberation, and with a guessed e-mail address, I decided that I should drop a 'thank you' note for an entertaining evening. In the e-mail, I thought to myself, I would explicate my apparent teenage gawkiness from the previous day as the consequence of being mortifyingly embarrassed and hapless. It occurred to me that I would probably be more able to present myself through the written word. As I wrote it I found myself smiling - I was striking an elegant balance between professionalism and lust, between being aloof and being a prat. As I finally sent the e-mail, I felt finally satisfied. For good or ill it was over.</p>
<p>Twenty minutes later the phone rang. When I picked up the phone I didn't know the number on caller-id. Just a vague number that looked vaguely corporate. A voice leapt in with 'Hello', but didn't say a name - just a firmly worded, confident, 'how are you'. For a moment I thought it was Will, who I had lost contact with a while back (semi-purposefully) after a particularly annoying weekend. My voice steeled itself for a moment, before suddenly recognising that I was completely off track. <b>Big</b> had rung.</p>
<p>Oh my god. He wasn't supposed to do that. Caught offguard, I reached back into the depths of wit and opened my mouth, only for nothing to emerge. Words pounce from the phone, "What are you doing today? I'm blowing off work today to go for lunch and hang around." My replies, in turn, stumble from my mouth as if unfamiliar with walking, shielding their eyes from the harsh light of day. Some crap excuse or other: "I've got a list. Things to do. Learn SMIL. Have a haircut. I can't do anything but those things. That would be ... er ... bad." There's some kind of distraction at the end of the phone. He's trying to make conversation, but I'm behaving like a chimp trapped in a cage. Noises emerge but they make no sense. Ten minutes. We agree to a vague drink sometime next week and the phone goes dead. I sit in absolute silence for five minutes, drool oozing from a corner of my mouth. Then I howl with glee. Then my eyes widen and I have to have a lie down. What the fuck have I done...</p>
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<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td class="blogtext">Best comments about <b>Big</b> so far:</p>
<blockquote>"Try not to salivate down your chin. And have fun."<br />
"Always remember the quote: 'It is a far, far better thing to be a whore like me, than the wife of a
fascist like you...' J V Martin."</td></tr></table></blockquote>
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<p><b>Message for Max:</b> This is possibly related to my current heady state of workless thinking and relaxation. Or perhaps there are too many nostalgia particles in my mind at the moment. Or perhaps not. I've been listening to <a href="http://www.jeffbuckley.com">Jeff Buckley</a> a lot over the last couple of days. There's a song called <a href="http://www.narni.it/silvio/jeff/songbook/studio.html#morning_theft">'Morning Theft'</a> that I've been listening to a hell of a lot. Just have a listen, okay? <!-- He was VERY unthrilled by me doing this --></p>
<p><b>Meet me tomorrow night, or any day you want.<br />
I have no right to wonder just how, or when.<br />
You know the meaning fits. There's no relief in this.<br />
I miss my beautiful friend.</b></p>
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<p>In which, suddenly fascinated by the term "nostalgia particles", Tom decides to do a search on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=nostalgia particles">Google</a>, and is most entertained by a link to a <a href="http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/ulysses31/">Ulysses 31</a> site.</p>
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<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td align="left"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/big_mouth.jpg" width="350" height="108" border="1" title="Go on then. Give us a snog. [WARNING: THIS IS NOT MY MOUTH]"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>I spent a certain amount of last night compiling a minidisc compilation for my little brother (15) who is at boarding school. I don't exactly know that I got the balance right, but I've been playing it to myself over and over again all night, so it can't be <b>that</b> bad. Track listing (with links to Napster) follows:</p>
<p><b>Freaky Beatnik:</b><br />
1) <a href="nap:search?artist=simon+garfunkel&title=america">America (Simon & Garfunkel)</a><br />
2) <a href="nap:search?artist=skynyrd&title=simple+man">Simple Man (Lynyrd Skynyrd)</a><br />
3) <a href="nap:search?artist=death+in+vegas&title=dirge">Dirge (Death in Vegas)</a><br />
4) <a href="nap:search?artist=morcheeba&title=shallow+end">Shallow End (Morcheeba)</a><br />
5) <a href="nap:search?artist=aimee+mann&title=momentum">Momentum (Aimee Mann)</a><br />
6) <a href="nap:search?artist=pixies&title=theme+from+narc">Theme from Narc (Pixies)</a><br />
7) <a href="nap:search?artist=unkle&title=unreal">Unreal (Unkle)</a><br />
8) <a href="nap:search?artist=belle+sebastian&title=like+dylan+in+the+movies">Like Dylan in the Movies (Belle & Sebastian)</a><br />
9) <a href="nap:search?artist=jakatta&title=american+dream">American Dream (Jakatta)</a><br />
10) <a href="nap:search?artist=jeff+buckley&title=morning+theft">Morning Theft (Jeff Buckley)</a><br />
11) <a href="nap:search?artist=daft+punk&title=da+funk">Da Funk (Daft Punk)</a><br />
12) <a href="nap:search?artist=cat+stevens&title=the+wind">The Wind (Cat Stevens)</a><br />
13) <a href="nap:search?artist=dandy+warhols&title=bohemian+like+you">Bohemian Like You (Dandy Warhols)</a><br />
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<p>In a classic example of poor quality interactive design, the BBC's <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/in_depth/entertainment/2001/oscars_2001/default.stm">Oscars 2001</a> microsite allows you to vote on the winners of the major categories, but will not <b>reveal</b> the results of the poll until the day before the event itself. There's no place for people to subsequently investigate further after voting, nor is there any way of alerting people to the fact that the results have come out. More than likely, people will stumble upon the site, vote and then leave - never to return and never to recommend it to anyone else.</p>
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<p>Much television is anodyne, unimaginative and without redeeming characters or plots. Even those which are imaginative and intelligently put together are often morally dubious. Take <a href="http://www.allymcbeal.com/" title="I mean this seriously - I mean, what the hell am *I* going to do with the skinny bitch?">Ally McBeal</a> for one. This is an imaginatively made TV series which celebrates and indulges the lunacies and inadequacies of a thirty-something lawyer, when if the world were even the slightest bit sane, Ally would be ritually humiliated every week before being put into the army to sort herself out and the series would be renamed <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Liu,+Lucy+Alexis">"Thing"</a>.</p>
<p>It is for this reason that we celebrate those who identify 'inappropriately' - those who don't think that <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/mb/JuliannaMargulies/">Carol</a> and <a href="http://members.tripod.de/clooneyworld/">Doug</a> were always right and that actually <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/5999/">Kerry</a> should have slapped them around with her cane until they were a bloody pulp for being so self-importantly <b>dramatic</b> all the while ('Oh my tortured romance') rather than just getting on with the bloody job - those who wish Gunther would pull out an Uzi and pump hot metal death into those parasites who clog up his coffee bar - those who pine for the day when Mulder and Scully pop off for a shag, leaving the Lone Gunmen ... Oh hang on a minute ...</p>
<p>It is for this reason that I recommend you ignore <A href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_03_01_x.shtml#2772257">Meg's</a> appeal to not go and do the <a href="http://underwire.msn.com/underwire/social/quiz/109quiz.asp">Bridget Jones</a> quiz. Because it has declared me <b>The Anti Bridget</b> - and cutting past the bullshit description ["You�re nothing like Bridget, but you�re very much like her bossy, happily engaged, real-estate-shopping officemate Perpetua � perpetually organized, perpetually on top of things, perpetually a pain in the arse."] - I have declared myself <b>Arch Nemesis of Jones The Hag</b>. Schlurp your chianti while you still can, woman. We're here to bitch-slap you from the face of the planet...</p>
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<p>In what may or may not be the last <b>Big</b> related post of the evening, Tom confesses to his adoring fans that he has failed in his attempt to withhold reciprocal contact (after phone call yesterday morning) and caved in and sent an e-mail this evening at 7.20pm on March 14th, this year of our Lord, 2001. Tom would like to add that this is <b>only</b> fifteen hours prior to schedule. That's not too bad. Right? [<a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk/2001_03_01_yesterblog.html#2779470">helpful advice</a>]</p>
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<p>I spent a good four hours of yesterday walking around London in a suit. Not because I had a job interview or anything, but instead because I hadn't worn one in about a year and a half. I thought it might be nice to look glamorous for a change. I felt great in it - really sharp - except that I appear to have been gradually swelling over the past three years. At times it felt like I was wearing a corset.</p>
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<p>Another addition to the list of technical things I need to learn about. HTML I have down pat. Mostly. CSS also mostly there with. DHTML and Javascript I can fudge my way through other people's scripts just about. The list of languages that I was planning on knowing after HTML included Perl, but until now did not include <a href="http://www.webtools.com/story/multimedia/TLS19980811S0007">SMIL</a> - which weirdly looks to be one of the more interesting, and easiest, of the lot.</p>
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<p>E-mail to <b>Big</b> (subject header: "Message for Mr Big") has solicited a reply. And an altogether unsatisfying one at that. It appears, in true <a href="http://www.mightybigtv.com/index.html?/sex_and_the_city/index.asp&0">Sex </a><a href="http://www.hbo.com/city/">and </a><a href="http://ytv.yahoo.com/fc/ytv/sex_and_the_city">the City</a> style, that <b>Mr. Big</b> is in fact part of the family unit "Mr and Mr Big". This is a piece of information that I was, unfortunately, unaware of until this point. There remains a flirtatious vibe to the correspondence. This, I am afraid, doesn't surprise me. More to the point, my decision to go along with said vibe to the detriment of my own health and general well-being <b>also</b> doesn't surprise me. Tempted as I am to place my reply
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Fuck that. Here we go. By this point, Big has revealed the unfortunate boyfriend,
suggested that I led him astray by being excessively attractive and has suggested
that any drink we have will not be a date "as his grandmother might have conceived of it".
My reply follows:
Ah well, that is disappointing. My timing, it seems, is off - this time in more ways than one.
I should point out at this point that my extensive files on you, collected over many months
by a variety of hand-picked agents, had in fact neglected to mention your bloke. Although
I have to say it did cross my mind that perhaps it would have been appropriate of me to
wheedle that particular nugget from you at some point. Hmmm.
Nonetheless, I would be charmed to meet you for a drink at some future moment of convenience
for you - you have my numbers. I would love to join you on Sunday night, although I am
concerned that my naked carnal lust might manifest itself in an altogether inappropriate fashion.
While I am altogether sure that I could restrain myself from *acting* on these dark and unseemly
urges, I am less convinced that I could conceal them from your good lady wife. This may, I fear,
not be appropriate behaviour, and could result in embarrassment for all present.
And to allay your fears (perhaps more inspired by beer glasses than reality) I would of course
hideously disfigure myself in order that the evening should present less in the way of temptation
for you. I only ask that you place a brown paper bag over your head and wear something loose
and/or ill-fitting in return.
As ever, yours
Tom
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<p><b>Adjunct notice:</b> Despite perceived trashiness of Mr Big references and forced associations with TV programme Sex and the City, said parallel is allowing me to get a handle on what might otherwise be an intolerably difficult to deal with piece of mental engineering. Hence I fully intend to investigate this particular pathway until it collapses beneath me. Having undertaken the <a href="http://www.hbo.com/city/cmp/who_are_you.html">quiz</a> associated with the TV series, however, I was alarmed to be presented with this (edited for length and gender improprieties - unfortunately one found oneself at a professional loss as to how to remove the cheesy bits):</p>
<p>"<b>Who you are:</b> Complex and creative. Yet somehow, when it comes to relationships, you're not adept. You can whine all you want about the way men treat you (usually, like dirt), but it's the challenge of obtaining the unobtainable that thrills you. Your resolutions this year: To admit you made a few BIG mistakes in 2000 and move on to better things. To kick your vices (that includes seeing that ex you KNOW is no good). To tame those over-indulgent tendencies. To seek out men who might actually be SANE as well as single. In the past, you've been swept off your feet by charismatic creeps who are about as available as a lunch table at <a href="http://www.lecirque.com/">Le Cirque 2000</a>. The more obnoxious and aloof they are, the more interested you are. When you do find a nice guy, you send him packing: Hey, where's the angst?"</p>
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<p>There's a redesign over at <a href="http://www.sourground.co.uk/">sourground.co.uk</a> that is kind of what I was trying to do with the blue design of <b>plasticbag.org</b> - only, you know, sourground actually works. I'm endebted to the site for another reason - it pointed me towards <a href="http://www.dreamline.nu/">dreamline.nu</a> - an unofficial fan site for the works of Dave McKean - an artist who often produces the covers for the higher class of comic books.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Mark</a> becomes the second <a href="http://www.megnut.com">weblogger</a> to move his writing into the source-code. Could this be the future? Endless rows of blank-pages, updated two or three times a day with invisible content? Quick, InvestoBoy - to the Businessplanmobile...</p>
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<p>Here's an interesting exercise - <a href="http://www.momorgan.com/blog/">Mo Morgan</a> is donating �1 to Comic Relief for every page impression that his weblog gets today. Join me in my question to bankrupt him, by visiting his site immediately.</p>
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<p>Now I've never been much of a one for <b>Robbie Williams</b>. I mean the man's a laugh, and it's good to finally have some pop stars with a sense of humour and some style, even as the manufactured groups get more and more overt and trashy. But I think I could assert that I've never really found him attractive. Until that is I saw him this morning in a few sketches he's done for Comic Relief. Based on the <b>Ted and Ralph</b> characters from <b>The Fast Show</b> (and more than a little based upon Scudder from <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0141185201','us','0393310329');">Maurice</a>), I present for you - <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/rednoseday/robbie_clip.shtml">uncut half-naked Robbie digging holes</a>.</p>
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<p>I've been investigating <a href="http://www.q4music.com/buyersguides/DisplayList_ArtistByArtist.cfm?ObjectUUID=7FF03900-B3BE-11D4-8058000629F60DD0">Q4music.com's</a> guide to (and reviews of) my favourite ever band: <a href="http://www.q4music.com/buyersguides/DisplayList_ArtistByArtist.cfm?ObjectUUID=7FF03900-B3BE-11D4-8058000629F60DD0">The Pixies</a> [Reviews: <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=8F01B83D-CB7B-11D4-9CDA000629DEBDC3">Come On Pilgrim</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=8F01B8A3-CB7B-11D4-9CDA000629DEBDC3">Surfer Rosa</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=8F01B7B5-CB7B-11D4-9CDA000629DEBDC3">Doolittle</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=8F01B943-CB7B-11D4-9CDA000629DEBDC3">Bossanova</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=A6DA5DBE-9EBC-11D4-84460002553035E0">Trompe Le Monde</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=B709B5F0-9ECD-11D4-84460002553035E0">Death To The Pixies</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=B709BBCB-9ECD-11D4-84460002553035E0">At The BBC</a> | <a href="http://www.q4music.com/q4musicstore/DisplayProductDetails.cfm?ObjectUUID=C656ECA3-07FE-11D5-8064000629F60DD0">Complete B-sides</a>].</p>
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<p><b>8.30pm Friday</b>: Yesterday evening I was travelling up the escalator in Maida Vale tube on my way home. Halfway up, I felt this strange sensation - as if some force behind me was gently pushing me faster than everyone else. For a fraction of a second, I didn't know what was happening, but then the escalator gently slid to a halt. Like a car braking suddenly and its passengers being thrust forwards, my feeling had been the consequence of a sudden deceleration rather than a speeding-up. This has never happened to me on an escalator before. And it suddenly got me thinking about the sensation associated with things ending or breaking. Maybe there's always a sensation of oneself moving forward - a positive feeling of individual movement, or progress - in the moment when the rest of the world suddenly slows and stops.</p>
<p><b>8.30am Saturday</b>: Despite being awake until 3.30 am in the morning, I rise early when the postman arrives. There's a letter from <a href="http://www.aol.com">AOL</a> in the post rejecting me for the role of Broadband Producer. I am surprised by how disappointed I am. I have several potential job opportunities around at the moment, but none excited me anywhere near as much as this one. It seemed to me something I could get passionate about - something exciting that I could excel at.</p>
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<p>Matt has taken <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> down for the weekend to do some maintenance and hardware / software improvements. But he hasn't just thrown up a 'closed' or 'under construction' page - instead he's taken the opportunity to celebrate <a href="http://2nd.birthday.for.metafilter.com/">Two Years of Metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p>Courtesy of <a href="http://www.idiote.org">idiote.org</a>: A song in french about <a href="http://www.idiote.org/archives/archives.php3?week=2001_03_11_arch.inc#2804812">plastic bags</a> - a song with a startling hidden meaning.</p>
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<p>Congratulations to <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000131.shtml">Prol</a> on being mentioned (with link) on Wired.com: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,42483,00.html">"Hitching a World-Wide Ride on Web"</a>.</p>
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<p>Last week I posted <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal's</a> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_03_11_secret_archive.shtml#2743413">novel solution</a> to my little riddle - completely written in Perl. Now <a href="mailto:ben@rhumba.pair.com">Ben</a> has refined the code still further: <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/files/plasticgame.txt">plasticgame.txt</a></p>
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<p>My escalator incident yesterday triggered a whole range of thoughts, which on my return to the flat I had to commit to paper immediately. The feeling of forward thrust that I hypothesized might be a direct consequence of imminent disaster made me think about 'catastrophe' as a concept.</p>
<p>I have spent a great deal of my life working on Ancient Greece, in fact I'd had over eleven years of study of the classics when I left my incomplete doctorate aged 25. Since then my knowledge has decayed a fair amount, but I can still tell a word with a Greek root when I hear it and I was also expecting theatrical resonances because of the term 'strophe', which is often used to describe a type of choral ode. I was nonetheless fascinated by the results of a search on the web:</p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dictionary.com">Dictionary.com</a>:</p>
<OL>
<LI>A great, often sudden calamity.
<LI>A complete failure; a fiasco:<CITE> The food was cold, the guests quarreled - the whole dinner was a catastrophe.</CITE>
<LI>The concluding action of a drama, especially a classical tragedy, following the climax and containing a resolution of the plot.
<LI>A sudden violent change in the earth's surface; a cataclysm.
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<p><b>Desperately Seeking Support</b> for the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro">Barbelith Underground</a> which is throwing up errors and error messages 24 hours a day. Read about the problems in full at the <a href="http://ubbforums.infopop.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=22&t=006915">Ultimate Bulletin Board Support Forums</a>. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">E-mail me</a> if you have any suggestions.</p>
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<p>So having spent much of Friday afternoon in the gym, damaging myself, I then decided on Saturday to spend most of the day helping <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_03_01_x.shtml#2823862">Meg</a>, <A href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">Luke</a> and <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">Davo</a> (Hi <a href="http://blue-ruin.port5.com/">Catherine</a>!) move into their new place. This involved moving many many boxes. Not as many, perhaps, as if I wasn't still hurting from the gym the previous day, but many nonetheless. So today I have this cumulative body collapse thing going on, where pretty much any kind of movement of any kind causes me tremendous pain and makes me want to go immediately to bed. I do, apparently, look quite nice.</p>
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<p><b>I am to be a pizza delivered when you're not in the mood to cook. I'm not to be a cinema, but straight-to-video - and rented not bought. I am to be a public convenience (20p) in the middle of the city on a Saturday morning. I am to be a hand-shandy - nothing more - on a grey day, while bored, in front of Neighbours.</b></p>
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<p>My evening with <b>Big</b> was pleasant, but frustrating. I suspect that's the last I'll see of him - a fact that I find depressing. [Hi to <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Ian</a> who I bumped into at <b>Barcode</b> while with <b>Big</b>.]</p>
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<p>A piece of contract work that I was semi-relying on has just fallen through, leaving me frustrated and having to fall back upon freelance writing, which - although fun - pays ridiculously badly.</p>
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<p>Why did no one tell me that Derek has started <a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/">logging</a> again? I've missed it terribly. It's nice to have him back.</p>
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<p>Whatever Meg might say to the contrary [<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_03_01_x.shtml#2846850">what Meg said</a>], she <b>is</b> my wife, I <b>am</b> very masculine, I <b>can</b> carry shelves and it is <b>true</b> that withholding sex is the only way to keep them in line. If she says any different it is because she is hysterical and needs to have a baby. What can I say?</p>
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<p>In an ironic piece of news, it seems that <b>Ivan Massow</b> is to take on the beast of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> by investing heavily in a free competitor. He's been interested in magazine publishing for a while now, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure he's had much luck with it though. Here's the quote from the Media Guardian:</p>
<blockquote>"Massow targets listings market: Financier Ivan Massow has taken a 10% stake in CapitalLive, the free listings magazine taking on Time Out in London. Mr Massow, who built his financial services business targeting the gay community into a top 10 financial advisor, will become chairman of the title."</blockquote>
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<p>Jesus Christ. Does absolutely <a href="http://www.deliaonline.com/deliatlarge/deliadiary/">everyone</a> in the world have to have an online diary?</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from a Subterranean Diary:</b> Note to self: it's not necessarily a good idea for employers to have direct access to one's inner thoughts and anxieties before you even get to interview. I thought I'd removed <b>plasticbag.org</b> from my CV, so I was startled when today I saw it there, in the hands of a potential employer, large as life. The situation has since been resolved. I could base my entire publicity regime for the site on the distribution of carefully concocted resumés...<!--
For some reason the last couple of days have been extraordinarily difficult for me.
I don't think I've felt so broken and empty in years. Part of me feels
like I've been being slapped daily for months and that finally I've given up and said,
yes, okay, I understand now. I look around me and it's like the endless potentiality
of the universe and everything in it has been designed to show just how inadequate
I am - to show up my inability to transform my skill and talent into anything even
vaguely tangible. Part of this has to do with work, I think - the fact that there are
jobs after jobs on the horizon and none of them seem to be right or interesting
or special. Part of this has to do with Big, who managed - almost without
trying - to make me feel insignificant, redundant, surplus to requirements.
I need to feel needed at the moment.
LATER NOTE: There's something self-destructive about throwing your greatest
fears and anxieties online. There's something morally dubious about showing your
wounds to the world. And it can certainly be counter productive. I wrote the above
statements this morning, and feel exactly the same way - just as anxious, depressed
and worried about the world - just as inadequate. And in my job interview this afternoon
- not a job I was particularly thrilled about it has to be said - the site was mentioned
almost immediately. My heart leapt to my throat at the idea of an employer picking
through my anxieties and instabilities - self-fulfilling prophesies of horror.
In the middle of all this stuff, Max e-mails me, furious about my statements from this
entry: http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_03_11_secret_archive.shtml#2766365 - he
says quite reasonably that I shouldn't be broadcasting these details in public (I don't
know whether this source log is better or worse somehow), that I should approach
him directly and that I'm arrogant, rude and manipulative. I spend a long e-mail
apologising and trying to explain that I was actually asking for some kind of
forgiveness - for better or worse. I think we're cool now. Or cool-ish. I probably should
not have mentioned him at all. Poor bastard must be regretting the day he set his
eyes on me.
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<p><a href="http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2001/03/15/boll/index.html">Billy Dare: Boy Adventurer</a>: "Isn't your obsession with Mordu a convenient way of covering for your ... <i>latent homosexuality</i>?</p>
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<p><b>Here's an interesting fact for you:</b> Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip are both Great-Great Grandchildren of Queen Victoria. [<a href="http://www.royal.gov.uk/family/graphics/tree.pdf">Family Tree PDF</a>]</p>
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<p>I have a friend who is a Mason. In fact, if I think about it for a moment, I probably have a great many friends who are Masons. Or indeed perhaps I should say that I have a great many friends of friends who are Masons, because after all aren't the Masons just one large group of friends, albeit with a rather more advanced sense of ritual?</P>
<p>I also have a number of friends who are not Masons, although when I say that they are not Masons, of course I could be completely mistaken. They could in fact merely be pretending not to be Masons. How would I tell? I have conversations with these 'possibly-not-Masons' in which we ponder the kind of person that would join them, what possible consequences membership would entail, whether it is a moral decision. One of my friends thinks that if you are a Mason you should certainly declare it. But then he might be a Mason and just be saying that to distract me. They could all be laughing about it behind my back, giggling about Enoch's Royal Arch, Jah-Bul-On, and points of the compass pressed firmly into breasts.</p>
<p>I myself am not a Mason. A friend mentioned that I might like to be one once. I can't remember what I said. Maybe I said 'yes', although that seems unlikely somehow. </p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,460369,00.html">Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | PR to improve the freemason's image</a><br />So what is the essence of freemasonry? Material self-advancement and sinister secrecy, say its critics. Fun, fellowship and a moral code, masons counter. Dewar, who hopes to reverse the decline that has seen membership in England and Wales fall to 320,000, intends to present them as "good, solid citizens with the right moral values who support all that is good in society". But there are two other factors which must surely be considered - food and stamp collecting.</blockquote>
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<p>In assembling odds and ends of my portfolio online, so that I have something to show potential employers, I've stumbled upon my little done-in-two-days from beginning to end <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/portfolio/festivals/index.html">Time Out: Festivals 2000</a> site.</p>
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<p>A stunningly savage Steve Bell cartoon [via <a href="http://www.timemachingo.com/linkmachinego/">linkmachinego</a>] asks the question, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/footandmouth/graphic/0,7367,460517,00.html">Is the timing of this particular cull <b>entirely appropriate</b>?</a></p>
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<p>There is something wilfully perverse about posting a quiz based around finding the answer to the question: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,460627,00.html">"Are you a liar?"</a>. Nonetheless I've done it, and <b>attempted</b> to be honest:</p>
<blockquote>"You scored 22<br />
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<p>I've had a fairly stressful couple of weeks and it looks like that is a trend that is likely to continue for a while to come. So I was really delighted when I received a package this morning from <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Caroline</a>. Thanks so much, old girl for <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004Y7WV','us','B00004Y7WV');">Bowie at the Beeb</a> [<a href="Javascript:AmazonGetCookie();">Change Amazon Prefs</a>] - not only is it bloody good, but it's a welcome change of pace from all the mope music that's taken over my stereo...</p>
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<p>At times I am amused by how little things change over time: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/1999_10_31_secret_archive.shtml#19656">plasticbag.org first entry ever</a>.</p>
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<p>Placing my transparent mask upon my upturned welcoming face, I feel its cool edges slide down my cheek, its base lightly touching my neck. Behind this mask I am safe, behind this mask I am alone. I am cool, my mind serene and clear. Sacrificing all my self to another's voice I feel my lungs swell and lift, my ribs arise with ceremonial pomp, my eyes lift, plastic-coated, to the sky. And from my gut it comes, an explosion of light, filling my vision, transforming the world in an instant of nuclear light; total personality destruction. And born from the awesome light, new features appear, slowly edges solidify; colour, texture and shadow condense. My nose pricks with new sensation - and as I feel my plastic mouth open, with my last inscribing thought, I know that there will now be sound.</p>
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<p><b>Answer me this:</b> If it's so good to be back, then <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2001_03_01_kb.html#2885129">why were you away so long</a>?</p>
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<p><b>Advert:</b> One man does not need two computers (unless of course one is a <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">Titanium Powerbook</a>). I have two computers. So I'm selling one. Now. I went into town today and got a frankly laughable offer (�100) for the whole package, so I'm opening this up to the floor. Does anyone want to buy this complete set-up for a ludicrously small amount? Either to cannibalise or use around the house. It's not really built for games, but it works perfectly well. <b>Conditions:</b> You can buy any part or all of it, but you have to come and collect it from Maida Vale and pay in cash - and SOON. I'll even autograph it if you want me to...</p>
<blockquote><b>IBM 6X86 PR 200 Desktop</b><br />
64 Mb RAM<br />
56.6k Internal Modem<br />
4 GB Hard Disk<br />
24X CD ROM<br />
Sforce S25 Speakers<br />
Logitech Mouse (with little wheel thing)<br />
CTX SVGA Monitor 15" (14" visible) Monitor<br />
Deskjet 400 Printer<br />
Plustek OpticPro 4831P Flatbed Scanner<br />
<b>Software:</b>
Windows 98<br />
Microsoft Office 97 Small Business Edition<br />
[Excel & Word]<br />
Paint Shop Pro 5<br />
Age of Empires<br />
</blockquote>
<p>Best offer over �150 for the lot received by Saturday night accepted immediately and without question. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org"><b>COME ON!: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?</b></a></p>
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<p>After a strange conversation with <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt Haughey</a>, I'm now really interested in knowing what <a href="http://www.evhead.com/?archive=2001_03_01_ev.xml#2795352">Ev is talking about</a>...</p>
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I've been trying to work out all week what to do about Mr Big, and I can't really come to
a conclusion. I had this particularly weird night last night. I came home exhausted from
seeing Meg and Davo, and slumped in front of my computer to check my e-mail. Ten
minutes later I turn around to look at my bed. It kind of glares at me. Around two in the
morning I give up and lie in bed, and suddenly my work situation and Mr Big swan into
view at the same moment. There's Big - extraordinarily successful minor media figure
who travels around the country (indeed the world) whenever he feels like it, and there's
me - sitting at home surrounded by dirty mugs and clothes, unemployed, shiftless and
running out of money at an almost desperate rate. I lay there in bed and my heart tightened as
I thought about the next thirty to forty years of work stretching ahead of me with no end
in sight - no particular success, no mark left upon the world - and my eyes widened and
I completely panicked. Four-thirty AM I'm still awake, sweating, tense and uncomfortable.
This is possibly the worst 'long dark night of the soul' I've ever had. I don't have them very
often. But here I am comparing myself to people who've accomplished so much, while I
am accomplishing so very little, and I just can't take it. So I suppose the only thing to say is
that I shouldn't see Big again until I feel more sorted and comfortable - until money isn't the
only thing on my mind - and from where I can decide what the best next step towards
accomplishing something substantial that I have respect for and which I think brings me
some sense of accomplishment and integrity. I shall write an e-mail later today and make
these sentiments clear to him. I doubt he'll particularly care.
In other news, I'm seeing Max today. Weirdly, I thought seeing him would stir up more crap
in my head, but the whole work / Big situation seems to have made my worries with him
seem rather small and far away. He really doesn't like me talking about him up on the site,
but I suspect he would at least have rather less concern about it being concealled underneath
in the source code. I caught myself wondering yesterday if he had a boyfriend for the first time
since we spoke via e-mail a few days back. I slapped myself down immediately, of course.
I think it's going to be an interesting exercise, ripe with apologies.
--> I had this particularly weird night last night. I came home exhausted from
seeing <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, and slumped in front of my computer to check my e-mail. Ten
minutes later I turn around to look at my bed. It kind of glares at me. Around two in the
morning I give up and lie awake in bed. Four-thirty AM I'm still awake, sweating and uncomfortable.</p>
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<p>Any and all translations appreciated: <!--
Unless they are this one, which makes ARSE-all sense:
From a gay American Web log: " I want to fuck a guy who knows HTML ".
refers probably to one states of plasticbag tom. there also informative
exchange of ideas to the topic with not.so.soft meg. if ich's me quite considers
, finds I also: HTML makes sexy. one could drauf kaprizieren itself. " do you
know HTML? " to the alkoholgeschwaengerten putting on asking catalog one takes up.
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<p><b>What Men Do When They Are Bored:</b> When men are bored they do this. When men have a spare ten minutes they do this. When men are not stressed, or in a public place or have bigger things on their mind they do this. And they mostly do it when those things are going on as well. Once I didn't do this for over a week, and I got all aggressive and macho. It was weird, but cool. I'd do it again if I could be bothered. <a href="http://www.interconnected.org">Some men</a> write weird shit about <b>other</b> weird shit that makes <b>other</b> men (ostensibly) do it. <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Some men</a> don't. <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Some men</a> don't really mention it that much, but then again some of them are having too much fun at the moment for it to be strictly necessary. Some men frankly don't bear thinking about - particularly when they're doing it - but I'm too nice to talk about them in a public place (you know who you are). You know occasionally you have to wonder if the people you used to go out with think about <b>you</b> when they're doing it. Or maybe that's just me. I sometimes wonder if even <a href="http://www.glassdog.org">really</a> <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">major</a> <a href="http://www.kottke.org">web</a> <a href="http://www.powazek.com">celebrities</a> do it? I would think that they do. I mean, they're geeks right? <b>I hear chicks do it too, but I think they have different techniques.</b> (You know, this would be funnier if this was about hand-coding HTML or something, but I'm afraid it's not. I really am that cheap. <a href="http://misterwhizz.com/oscar/">Link</a> via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a>.]</p>
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<p>It is very important that you go out and buy Jeffrey Zeldman's book on preorder: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0735710732','us','0735710732');">Taking Your Talent to the Web</a> [<a href="Javascript:AmazonGetCookie();">Change Amazon Prefs</a>]. This is particularly true if you think it is relevant to your life and / or work, but also true, because I think it is important to support people who produce creative work on the net. In the same spirit - you can preorder Derek Powazek's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0735710759','us','0735710759');">Design for Community</a> [<a href="Javascript:AmazonGetCookie();">Change Amazon Prefs</a>] as well. The latter book is one that I'm really looking forward to - particularly after fighting for radical improvements (not as yet implemented) to <b>Time Out's</b> '<a href="http://shopping.timeout.com/discussion/Public_DiscussionForum_Display/">Rants and Raves</a>' forums.</p>
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<p><b>7.30pm One Hundred Percent Straight Night</b> A night of programmes for straight, poof-hating men who are completely heterosexual and spend most of their time ******* ladies ** *** ****. [<a href="http://www.tvgohome.com/">TV Go Home</a>]</p>
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<p>So you have a conversation with someone about politics, and they declare that by divine right they should ascend to the throne, or at least to a position as benevolent dictator-for-life, and you make a joke about that and then you think about it for a week, because you thought that you were getting somewhere with them, but maybe you're not. So you think about it a bit more, and decide that you're not really in a fit state to think about this anyway, so you send them what you consider to be amusing banner-ads and poster mock-ups for a pseudo politic campaign complete with an e-mail that says that you'd love to meet up again sometime soon, but that you want to get a few things organised beforehand so you don't feel quite so inadequate about your life. Is that a fun thing to do? Is it the kind of thing that a stalker would do? Do we think it was a good idea? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Well?</a></p>
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<p>Insomnia combines with <a href="http://www.rog.nmm.ac.uk/leaflets/summer/summer.html">British Summer Time</a> in upsetting ways. Where some days last week I have been awake until four or five in the morning, I suddenly find myself considering being awake until possibly six. In addition, one of my flat-mates has invented a new early-morning fruit smoothie torture (involving liquidisers). I will snap within a week and join a drug-addled travelling street carnival. It's the only answer.</p>
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<p>E-mail from <b>Big</b> arrived, much to my surprise. This man is either nicer than I expected or considerably more unpleasant. The banner and poster went down extremely well, it seems, and we have agreed to meet up again - in hopefully less tense circumstances - in two or three weeks time. That's one less thing to worry about then.</p>
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<p>I'd been planning to watch the <a href="http://www.oscars.com">Oscars</a> with <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> last night. But at the last minute he and I decided that we weren't feeling perky enough to justify staying up until four or five in the morning (my insomnia, of course, was not as evident at that point of the evening). So instead we watched advance episodes of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a>, borrowed from my contact in the TV section of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> (thanks Noam).</P>
<p>From all accounts, it wasn't a particularly sensational evening. The BBC's <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/film/newsid_1242000/1242337.stm">list of winners</a> contains very few actual surprises - although there are a few disappointments. Steven Soderbergh clearly deserved to win Best Director for Traffic. Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous deserved more than just Best Original Screenplay. The depressing part of the evening was clearly the Gladiator win for best picture and best actor. This was <b>not</b> a sensational film.</p>
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<p>Terrifying though it is to admit, with a shave and some hair gel, the BBC's reconstruction of <a href="http://www.mediaguardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,463522,00.html">the face of Jesus</a> (via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">Link Machine Go</a>) would look remarkably like my mate <b>Toby</b>.</p>
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<p>I went to see a short film this evening. My flatmate, who works in the film industry, organised a screening for one of her directors and asked if I'd like to go. I decided that I should simply because it made me feel slightly worthwhile - which is possibly the wrong reason. The film was about cloning and loss of identity.</P>
<p>The strangest thing for me, though, was that in the credits (as well as thanking 'Tilly the dog'), there was a URL mentioned: <a href="http://www.witness.org/">WITNESS.org</a>. When I got back home and looked at it, I found it to be a site supported by Peter Gabriel which 'uses video and technology to fight for Human Rights'. It's an excellent idea, and well worth looking at further.</p>
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<p>Virgin Atlantic have announced that they are to provide net and e-mail access to passengers on their jets [<a href="http://europe.cnn.com/2001/TRAVEL/NEWS/03/26/britain.virgininterne.ap/index.html">CNN.com</a>]. For those of us who are obsessive net-philes, clearly this would be a wonderful thing. I can easily pass nine or ten hours with e-mail and web access. Except that it could cost you $2 per e-mail, and you'll only have access to ten or twenty sites. Still, I suppose it's a step in the right direction...</p>
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<p>I'm working for four days in a web design company called <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> based between Chancery Lane and Farringdon. I'm doing basic HTML scut-work, but I'm actually quite enjoying it. The atmosphere is relaxed and creative, the environment is extremely pleasant and obviously designed to be conducive to good design work, and there doesn't appear to be any notceable office politics at all. Ironically, <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> were the people who designed <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> - a site that I have been hacking around in for the last year and a half...</p>
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<p><b>Jesus!</b> I just completed a high-speed, late-night HTML test hosted by <a href="http://ww2.123assess.com/testcenter/brainbench/t1.jsp?core=%2Fdefault.html">Brainbench</a> on my knowledge of forms, HTML, frames and CSS. On the site they stated that using reference books was sort of ok - if appropriate to the situation (or something equally obscure). Of course, I'm not in the least bit sure that it <b>was</b> appropriate in this case, because no one mentioned that I might need them to me. Or indeed told me much about the test at all. Which might explain why I decided to do 40 questions (with a time limit of 1 1/2 minutes per question) just after midnight on a Monday evening.</p>
<p>In the end, with the help of my two life-saving books, I completed the bloody thing (complete with questions about PICS, every property of the text-decoration element and what a server receives when you select two checkboxes with the same name but different values). But now - particularly since I kind of feel like looking things up is kind of immoral somehow - I'm kind of slightly pissed off by being described as if I were some kind of slow child...</p>
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<p>Just in case anyone is wondering what's happening with the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>, the problems that we've been noticing for the last few weeks have finally started making the server wobbly and so <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a> have shut the board down. I have no intention of turning them on again until I've reinstalled the board, which will mean everyone will have to reregister and start posting afresh. All the old threads are there intact, but they'll have to be moved someone separately. I'm as depressed as you are by the state of affairs. Bear with me as I try and get it sorted out over the next week or so...</p>
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<p>Possibly the most actually <b>useful</b> thing ever done by UK webloggers launched yesterday: <a href="http://www.tothepolls.com/">ToThePolls.com</a> is a balanced newsfilter for the upcoming General Election.</p>
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<p>Of all people, <a href="http://home.nbci.com/LMOID/bb/fd/0,946,-0-5350,00.html?tag=e-nt.pro4.s-2757.e-nt.0">Anne Robinson hits the USA</a> - "You are the Weakest Link, goodbye..." <b>More?</b> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has a bit of a thing about her. She can't pronounce the word Gallifrey. The bloke who used to present Mastermind thinks she's awful...</p>
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<p>The wonder of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/">Radio 2</a>, being played continuously at work at the moment, has reintroduced me to the magic of <a href="http://www.sonynashville.com/DollyParton/" title="This woman needs to develop her web presence - I mean SHEESH!">Dolly Parton</a>'s 'Nine to Five'. My trash gland has declared this song to be a "Work Of Genius". If anyone can find the lyrics online, then could you please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tell me where</a>.</p>
<p>This whole thing reminds me of working in a supermarket warehouse in the run-up to Christmas (age 19). The same songs played over and over again. Christmas songs: Mistletoe and Wine, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime - things by Wizard. The tape can only have been about thirty-five minutes long. And I heard it every day for <b>weeks</b>...</p>
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<p><b>Sing it with me!</b> [Thanks to everyone who sent this link to me (<a href="http://dolly.simplenet.com/archives/lyrics/9to5.shtml">9 to 5</a>), particularly to <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a>, because she's always so good at this stuff, and <b>Mr Towb</b> who really should be working.]</p>
<blockquote>Workin' 9 to 5 <br />
What a way to make a livin' <br />
Barely gettin' by <br />
It's all takin' <br />
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<p>The <a href="http://www.tubehell.co.uk">Tube Strike</a> took its toll on me this morning, making me an hour and a quarter late for my work at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a>. As part of the thrill, I had to walk from <a href="http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=527738&Y=181038&A=Y&Z=1">Marble Arch</a> to <a href="http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=531443&Y=181734&A=Y&Z=1">Farringdon</a>. On the journey I was singled out by every single person seeking donations for a cause. I must have a face that screams ''sucker".</p>
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<p>I'd place money on this tasting like sugar and plastic, but nonetheless, you can get it free. Galaxy launch a new instant <a href="http://www.drinkgalaxy.com/">chocolate drink</a>. 10,000 to be given away.</p>
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<p>The concept that would not breathe its last takes a toke instead. Answer me honestly, my friends, is this <b>furby</b> <a href="http://www.amistonedornot.com/default.asp?eid=4&key=0018">stoned or not</a>?</p>
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<p><b>A big hand, everyone, to <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evan Williams</a> for staying up all night fighting with the dark magic that lies secretly behind <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. We do not know how many virgins it took to sate the creature, but we know that their sacrifice has made the world better for the rest of us. Bravo.</b></p>
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<p><b>Advertisement:</b> All your favourite London-based webloggers are now available in a bumper pack based at the Rat and Parrot in Soho. This once only offer takes place today from 1pm. This message has been sponsored by <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/rattedout.html">meets.gblogs.org.uk</a>. <b>Warning:</b> May cause bleeding.</p>
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<p>After the blogmeet (at which <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> was wearing <b>the</b> most Daisy Duke-style breast enhancing Madonna-top) I decided that it was time to reward myself for having got through the last three weeks with fragments of my personality intact. So I went and bought some food and a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005208Y','us','B00004YW6I');">Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea</a>.</p>
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<p>A few years ago I interviewed <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com">Grant Morrison</a> for a magazine in America that I believe has since folded or gone web-only. During the interview (and in several other interviews) he talked a lot about how teen culture was associated with sun-spot activity - and how it came in eleven year cycles. To support his claim he proposed a sequence of dates 1955, 1966, 1977 and 1988. The spirit of each expression of rebellion alternated - so 1955 was aggressive rock 'n' roll, 1966 was flower-power and hippy-culture. With 1977 came punk and with 1988, rave. He told me that in 1999 the negative spirit would come in again and a new youth culture would emerge - a paramilitary-styled culture. I didn't notice it happening at the time, but perhaps he was just off by a couple of years: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1251000/1251493.stm">BBC News: "Giant sunspot erupts"</a>.</p>
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<p>Stunning lines of our time from <a href="http://momorgan.com/blog/">Mo Morgan (dot com)</a>: "I used to be a drummer. The definition of a drummer is someone who hangs around with musicians.
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<p>The BBC launched a dedicated <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/film/default.stm">film news</a> section of their main news site a couple of days ago. It includes stunning articles from around the industry - not just the standard entertainment fluff you get from some other sites. Because of this, I am particularly disappointed that no new content has been added to it for over twenty-four hours.</p>
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<p>So yesterday, before going out to <b>Popstarz</b> with Gideon, Nick and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, I sent Davo a link to an article about <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1249000/1249902.stm">short men</a>. Davo is short. [This fact is the inspiration for Davo's spare site: <a href="http://www.ickle.org">ickle.org</a> - just in case you didn't know that already.] I thought this article was vaguely amusing. In return he sent me an article about <a href="http://www.suck.com/daily/2001/03/28/">pointless whiny friends</a>. I am, it seems, a pointless whiny friend. I don't think I have a site about being a pointless whiny friend yet (unless of course that's what <b>plasticbag.org</b> is). Anyway - the point of this is that I took umbrage in my heart, although I said not a word. And then later in the evening, about two in the morning, I got all whiny and pointless and then I kind of saw his point.</p>
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<p>Is it just me that thinks that <a href="http://www.handsoffmy.org/">Hands Off My .ORG!</a> misses a tremendous opportunity to showcase some of the great creative work that individuals and non-profit organisations have put together across the .org TLD?</p>
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<p>I am at <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>'s house. I am testing something for her. Read this at your peril. I have encoded it with fnords. If you read it too fast your mind will explode. White Wee Wee.</p>
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<p>I spent a good twenty minutes online with <b>Matt Haughey</b> on AIM yesterday, trying to work out what the French for a certain phrase was, and all the time I knew that the French had a particularly idiosyncratic interpretation of it - one that I just couldn't quite remember. Luckily - <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/april1.blah">he found someone who really <b>did</b> know what they were talking about</a>.</p>
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<p>I watched <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0169547">American Beauty</a> [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B0000558PI','us','B00003CWL6');"></a>] last night for about the tenth time. In its honour, I keep thinking that I should try to write about one thing that I find beautiful every day. Tonight I went to see 2001: A Space Odyssey at the <b>Curzon Mayfair</b>. My mother rang me during the intermission to ask me if I'd found a job yet. She worries. I reassured her that I had some freelance stuff going on. While I was on the phone, I glanced up at the sky. It was pale blue, with whisps of white shot through it. Across it was the jetstream of an aircraft. It picked up the light and shone like a laser.</p>
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<p><b>24 hours too late:</b> <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/news/id1015/pg1/">Disinfo acquired by AOL Time Warner</a><br /> "In a surprise move that has already sent shockwaves through the Entertainment Economy, Disinformation Company Ltd publisher Gary Baddeley and creative director Richard Metzger have joined forces with their nemesis, AOL Time Warner, after months of secret negotiations. The media pranksters waited until April Fool's Day to make their ironic announcement, which confused Disinfonauts, the company's name for site visitors and their most valued customers."</p>
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<p>About a week ago, the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a> finally gave up the ghost. But now it's all fresh and new once more - reinstalled and virginal. Reintroduce yourself to the most creative politically futurist subcultural community on the web <b>today</b>.</p>
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<p>Is it <b>normal</b> to have a one hour interview for what might turn out to be at most three or four weeks of part-time freelance HTML work? Maybe I talk too much. <A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Your opinion?</a></p>
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<p><b>Four Webloggers That I Definitely Would:</b></p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com" title="... if she wasn't a bird.">Katy</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home" title="... if he wasn't such a pain in the arse.">Matt</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.momorgan.com" title="... if he wasn't such a sarky bastard.">Mo</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.riothero.com" title="... if he was legal.">Mark</a>
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<p>So after <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0062622">2001</a> last night, my flatmate drove me eight-tenths of the way to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>'s house so I could sell her my printer. I was quite delighted by this since it meant I could either eat for another week <b>or</b> I could have a play with that excellent prostitute who has been scoping me out in Soho recently. Oh, hang on a minute. There's something wrong there...</p>
<p>When I arrived, we regaled each other with tales of woe and frustration for a while, before our life crapulence one-up-man-ship palled. Then we had Thai food out of a silver packet and looked on in horrified silence at the film that <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a> was watching. Every ten minutes I'd turn my stupified face away from <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0120866">Titus</a> and towards <b>Meg</b>, at which point I'd ask quietly, "Is it just <b>me</b> that thinks this film is totally fucked up?!". She merely rolled her eyes.</p>
<p>After a while even this new game palled, so we ran into <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>'s bedroom, and I rolled around on his bed, and we smoked lots and let our minds run free like Caribou bouncing free across the plains of insanity. We talked of <a href="http://www.wopat.com/">Tom Wopat</a> and how rough he looked after quitting his long-running TV show, and how we weren't <b>entirely</b> convinced by his new career choice. We had a listen to one of his country songs. Later, <b>Luke</b> did too, but he didn't find it as funny as we did. We talked about the worst people in the world to cover Radiohead's Karma Police. (I still put my money on Wizzard.) We determined that I was a feminist and that <b>Meg</b> was insane (scientifically proven fact). We ran and we danced among the flotsam and jetsum of out digital lives, scattering <b>bon mots</b> like candies to the poor and needy children around us. And we laughed and laughed until our lungs burst and we collapsed to the green grass - a camera above us, recording the satisfied, almost sexual, looks on our faces...</p>
<p>The I went home and watched television, reinstalled a web bulletin board and got to sleep about three-thirty in the morning. [<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_04_01_x.shtml#3028026" title="Warning: Meg's version is more accurate, but much less interesting than mine">Meg's version of events</a>]</p>
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<p>Another unprompted e-mail arrives from <b>Big</b>. I'm completely fascinated by what might be going on in his head. On a related note I have decided that I don't seem to have <b>any</b> healthy relationships with men which might develop into anything more interesting or long-term. I realised this was getting serious when I was resizing images of people who work at <a href="http://www.cabe.org.uk">CABE</a>, stumbled upon a picture of a fairly foxy bloke, and started wandering off into the furthest corners of my mind. [Anyone from <b>CABE</b> out there?] Anyway - it's all come together to present only one solution to my current dilemma. I'm putting out an appeal to the world: <b>Find me a boyfriend</b>.</p>
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<p>In the 36 hours since the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a> relaunched, the upgraded site informs me that it has generated around 20,000 page impressions. I had no idea.</p>
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<p><b>The Stalker:</b> [Game One] I will be at Farringdon tube at 1pm today. A prize to anyone who manages to take a picture of me without my knowledge.</p>
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<p>Evidence for the debauchery of the latest <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk">blog meet</a> courtesy of <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/rattedout/">Nick Jordan's Gallery</a>. Filling in for <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>'s crushing inadequacy as a photographer (being outside London is not a suitable excuse), he snapped all of us looking at our absolute best. My mood of the day is best represented by these few gorgeous picture: .<a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/rattedout/9.jpg">Be warned, I have slept little and am fractious</a>, <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/rattedout/13.jpg">You are all my bitches</a> and <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/rattedout/16.jpg">Thank God, he's finally put that camera down ... oh JEEZ!</a></p>
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<p>I applied for some freelance work a few days back on the basis that it would be a convenient way to earn some money while looking for work and / or writing some freelance journalism. The job I applied for was supposed to be three or four weeks, three or four days a week. I thought it would be a terribly convenient activity - not requiring too much intellectual or time commitment, and getting me over a difficult working period. I would still, in other words, have time for interviews, writing and preparing myself for whatever the job-to-come would be. However, now they want me to learn <b>JSP</b>, work five days a week for four weeks and organise myself as a 'sole trader' through a consultation with an accountant. Suddenly the whole prospect seems considerably less appealing. I don't know what to do.</p>
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<p>I'd just like to say hello to <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a>. Yes, Ralph, it's quite good. If you keep working on it, you might have something worth reading one day!</p>
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<p><b>I have a dream.</b> And in that dream, under a scorched sky, people with nut allergies are playing <a href="http://www.revels.co.uk/">Revel</a> Roulette. [Other things to do with Revels: <a href="http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Chess_20With_20Revels">Chess Set</a>: Thanks to Simon.]</p>
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<p><b>Appeal for help:</b> I need a list of the very best UK and London based and/or orientated film websites as soon as is humanly possible. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject="filmsites">E-mail me!</a></p>
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<p><b>Newsflash:</b> Whatever it was that <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> and <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt</a> were talking about looks to be some kind of Blogger-based directory system - perhaps like the slow, but useful <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">weblogs.com</a> - for more information, read the post on <a href="http://www.blogger.com/news_archive.pyra?which=2001_04_01_news_archive.xml#3034344">Blogger</a>.</p>
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<p>I've been sent information on a few film sites so far - please continue to <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">send me more</a>. In the meantime, here's my spiralling list of wonder:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.bfi.org.uk/">BFI.org.uk</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.inside.com">Inside.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbfc.co.uk/">BBFC</a>
<li> <a href="http://screendaily.com/">Screen Daily</a>
<li> <a href="http://film.guardian.co.uk/">film.guardian.co.uk</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/index.html">Sight and Sound</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/film">bbc.co.uk/film</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.popcorn.co.uk">popcorn.co.uk</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.totalfilm.co.uk/">Total Film</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.6degrees.co.uk/en/2/index.html">6 degrees</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.hotdogmagazine.com/">HotDog Magazine</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/">Empire Online</a>
<li> <a href="http://www3.oup.co.uk/screen/">Screen Journal</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.ukscreen.co.uk/'>UKScreen.co.uk</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.virgin.net/cinema/">Virgin.net cinema</a>
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<p>Important sites outside the UK include:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/">Hollywood Reporter</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.variety.com/">Variety.com</a>
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<p>A stunningly clever piece of web-tech this, that if developed by some central organisation could completely revolutionise the way in which fonts are handled on the net. The place to go for more information is: <a href="http://www.reevejones.com/sidecar_project00.html">ReeveJones.com</a> [via <a href="http://www.interconnected.org">Matt</a>].</p>
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<p>Is the word "CeWebrity" as cheesy as I think it is? Because I'm thinking it might be time for badges and stuff. Alternative slogans have included: "I bitch about you on the net" and "Even <b>YOU</b> can be someone on the internet..."</p>
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<p>More film sites courtesy of <b>Matthew Ivan Ford</b> of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a>
<li> <a href="http://filmcentre.co.uk/about_db.html">Short Film Database</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.latrobe.edu.au">Screening the past</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.film-philosophy.com/">Film Philosophy</a>
<li> <a href="http://readfilm.com/">ReadFilm.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.filmlinc.com/fcm/fcm.htm">Film Comment</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/film/journal/index.htm">Scope</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.film.com/">film.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/">Melon Farmers</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/">Bright Lights Film</a>
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<p>The lifecycle of a meme on the internet: <a href="http://shey.net/niked.html">Nike shoe personalisation and sweatshop labour</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> This one is for all the IT professionals out there. I need to know this information pretty much immediately: What is the difference between a 'Sole Trader' and a 'Limited Company' - which one is the cheapest and the least hassle for a short piece (1 month) of freelance work? [<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">E-mail Tom</a>]</p>
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<p>Should anyone really need yet another introduction to the whole wonderful online mess that is weblog-culture, there's an article on it in the Guardian Online supplement today [online <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,468477,00.html">here</a>].</p>
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<p><b>On tiny worlds:</b> So I'm working at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> again, and they have a part of their site which has their top-ten sites on it. I found this out last night by talking to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>, who has another site (<a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">upsideclown.com</a>) which is in this chart. So I ask around the office today about who chose that site, and it's Emma - who is apparently quite knowledgeable about weblogs in general. She mentions <A href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> for one and about how she was going to set up her own site at <a href="http://www.blogging.com">blogging.com</a>. So I mention that I have a site of my own, called <b>plasticbag.org</b> and she looks a bit blank. She's clearly never been. My ego is crushed, of course. It seems as if my legend-in-my-own-lunchbox-ness has been heavily compromised. I now - it seems - only have enough legend to fit inside an old yoghurt carton, or perhaps a <b>Club</b> wrapper.</p>
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<p>The conspiracy is afoot. Could it really be possible that over a year of weblog entries are a complete fabrication? Could it be that the woman behind the posting is not a woman at all, but in fact a team of drunken teen hooligans with a strange, sick sense of humour. Ask yourself now, before it's too late... <a href="http://brainsluice.com/ismegreal/">Is Meg Real?</a>.</p>
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<p>Our first clue in the <b>Pickard</b> conspiracy comes with Mo Morgan's feature: <a href="http://momorgan.com/features/baby/">"When We Were Very Young"</a>. Are we really expected to believe that the picture purporting to be <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a> is anything other than a nameless child of some anarcho-syndicalist post-revolutionary group? Possibly the most terrifying thing about this <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=infantilism" title="You might have to look this up to fully understand how witty / bitchy I'm being.">infantilist</a> rogues gallery is that <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> hasn't changed a bit.</p>
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<p>According to the BBC, scientists may have identified genes that lend a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1263000/1263322.stm">higher predisposition towards suicide</a>. An old friend of mine killed herself a few years back. We'd lived together on and off for two years and been friends for four or five years. Nothing anyone did seemed to help her, and her life seemed like a kind of unending torment that she just couldn't see the way out of. I really don't know if it makes her death easier to accept if the cause was her genetic make-up. I doubt it would make it easier on the parents either, although perhaps they wouldn't blame themselves so much. I don't know.</p>
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<p><b>In which Tom continues his attempts to rip off every single last piece of content from <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected.org</a></b>: So when we were <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_01_secret_archive.shtml#3072880">down the pub the other night</a>, and I was being all crapulent and morbid, Matt was busy thinking about the possibilities of interaction between <a href="http://www.infopop.com">Ultimate Bulletin Board</a> software (as seen on the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>) and Usenet. This is why he will come to rule NewMediaLand and I will sink further into drunkeness and iniquity. But I wouldn't want people to think that he wasn't there for my pain. Oh no. <!-- Bastard caused most of it by being really fucking tactless. Just kidding... Er. --></p>
<p>While I'm at it, I may as well go the whole hog and steal his link to this fascinating article on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,468151,00.html">The Great Divide</a> between the US and Europe, along with the <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/6777">Metafilter thread</a> that accompanies it. You know, because I can.</p>
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<p>OK. I really have to get my fat arse in gear, so I'm going to kind of write this in a hurry. <b>Warning: Life Recap</b> [If you are not interested in hearing about what I spend my time doing then stop reading this post (indeed this site) immediately.] Everything is kind of happening at once at the moment. I didn't think I was going to be working today, but then yesterday afternoon someone at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> asked me to come in for another half-day. Which, you know, is a nice extra piece of money. But it is just the latest addition to a whole mad spectrum of weird shit that's been occupying my head. From two separate friends wanting me to go to birthday parties tonight and tomorrow night, to a friend in Bristol who has persuaded me to go and visit her instead of going to those parties, to my attempt to rationalise two <a href="http://www.avondi.com">separate</a> <a href="http://www.modus.com">companies</a> working practices, to my father ringing up with advice from my brother's god-father (an accountant), to my mother ringing up this morning asking if she and my brother could see me today if they travelled the hundred miles from Norfolk, to the builders waking me up with loud incomprehensible conversation on the fourth floor of the scaffolding that is directly outside my bedroom window, to the performace of <b>Romeo and Juliet</b> I went to see last night, which my flatmate worked on, and which wasn't very brilliant, but had lots of hot men with few clothes on, to the kebab I ate (chicken) which really didn't work well, and the cold I can't get rid of, and the fact that I don't have any dry clothes and have to pack and get to work by midday having paid in two cheques, and gone to the laundrette, to all the bills I can't pay, and all the ones I don't want to pay, and all the things surrounding me that I don't understand and find confusing. I need a social secretary.</p>
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<p><b>Weirdest coincidences (2):</b> One of the guys working at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> at the moment is one half of the <a href="http://www.circlemakers.org">circlemakers.org</a> crop-circle collective that won Guardian Site of the Year a while back.</p>
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<p>The train from London to Norfolk is like <b>Heart of Darkness</b> - the further you get towards Norwich, the louder beat the tribal drums, the more fear enters your heart. I have to do this next week. This week, however, I took the train from London to Bristol, and the effect is quite different. It feels as if a weight has lifted. Passing Bath, fresh from a storm with the sun low in the sky, all the buildings arranged around the hills sparkled. Everything seemed open and friendly, everyone calmer and at peace. When I arrived at Temple Meads, my friend Rachel was busy and couldn't pick me up. So I walked into town, down past the river and down to The Watershed. Everything was fresh and bright, people even <b>move</b> more slowly. I walked up Park Street to the Starbucks and sat and read <b>The Music of Chance</b> and listened to Ella Fitzgerald until I was picked up. Calmest I have felt in months...</p>
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<p><b>I've had better days. <!-- I don't even know how to write about my day, except to say that it hasn't been good.
I saw Max today and finally told him how sorry I was for everything that I have done wrong
with him - for all the times I've fucked him over, for all the pressure I've put on him, for pretty
much everything to be honest. I threw myself at his mercy in an attempt to put behind us
all the bollocks that I've gone through with him - to try to make it clear that I regretted
opportunities missed and all the badness that I have been responsible for. In return he confessed
to me that he has been seeing a mutual acquaintance of ours for six months, a man who
really doesn't like me, a man I went out with for a while and wrote about and actually even
cared for. Someone else I fucked over, if I'm honest. Friends of mine have known about this
for months. No one has told me. I even introduced them to one another. I've been kicked and
kicked and kicked and when I thought I was at my lowest I've been kicked again. I have
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<p>Sorry about the paucity of updates. For a variety of reasons I don't really feel like I can talk about much at the moment. Everything will be back to normal in a couple of days. <b>Promise</b>.</p>
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The truth is, I can't write what I want to write because I can't have my feelings known to certain individuals.
I can't bear the thought that Max and Peter would be able to look at how I feel and sit with each other and talk
about it. And there's literally nothing else in my head. It started to fill up with crap on Saturday afternoon and
it hasn't stopped yet - no matter how often I attempt to distract myself, it always comes back down to me
visualising them together and content - Max feeling *sympathy*, Peter feeling self-satisfied and victorious.
While parts of me die.
Rachel's party was on Saturday night. And having left Max by the side of the road with my head in uproar,
I had to walk back slowly and calmly to her place and then attempt to be sociable. It didn't last long. Pippa
found me upstairs and I immediately buckled. Every part of me just gave up at the same point. I just feel as
if there's nothing left at all in my life to fuck up. I keep reading books recently about men who drive
themselves to destroy everything around them - to burn it all, and I look at myself and wonder if
that's what I'm doing. It seems ridiculous that this could all have happened by itself. I'm the one common
element between fucking up my relationship with Max, fucking up my relationship with Peter, fucking up my
career at Time Out, fucking up my finances, fucking up my family, fucking up my PhD. I'm not only the person
in the foreground with the knife swinging wildly around me - I'm also the man in the background in the shadows
with a noose. I feel like a cancer.
I got home mid afternoon yesterday, after an absolutely silent train ride with Pippa. And I started to wash the kitchen
floor. I started to do it hard and thoroughly. Less than five minutes in, I'd smashed the mop over the counter until it shattered.
I nearly turned what was left of it on the plates and bowls. The end of the mop came off and flew across the room. I picked
it up and got down on my hands and knees to clean the floor. Ten minutes later I'm in a ball on the wet floor, sobbing like
some kind of two-year-old, snot pouring out of my nose, completely purple, unable to breathe. The floor took an hour to clean.
The worst part of it all is that I don't really know why I feel like this. You would think I would feel betrayed, I guess, and
I suppose that's part of it. You might think that I felt inadequate, and I think that's probably part of it too. But mostly I feel like
a kid whose parents with flushed red faces and damp eyes keep fucking beating him and slapping him. I keep saying I'm
sorry because I know I've done something wrong and I'm scared and broken. But I just don't understand.
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<p><b>On repression:</b> If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything at all. That's how the old saying goes, is it not? What if there <b>are</b> things to say, good things, but you can't concentrate on them? What if the one thing that you can't talk about is the only thing that you really <b>want</b> to talk about? What if it pushes everything else out of the way? What then?</p>
<p>I read a lot of Freud when I was at <a href="http://www.bristol.ac.uk">University</a>. Repression is what you do when the impulse or desire or memory or truth bubbles up from within you, but is stopped from entering the conscious mind by the super-ego - the part of the brain that stops you becoming the slave of your basic impulses. The thought remains immanent - just below perception, and bubbles up in strangely symbolic dreams and eruptions of irrationality in your everyday life. Like cryptic, confusing posts on a weblog. Like writing that doesn't go anywhere.</p>
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<p>I finished reading <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0571203035','us','0140154078');">The Music of Chance</a> in Bristol on the weekend. It's one of those books about pushing your life all around you until it collapses and you're finally left with nothing of any value. It's an intelligent pornography of self-destruction, later debased by books like <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099283336','us','0805062971');">Fight Club</a> and <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099285444','us','0393319296');">Invisible Monsters</a>. I heartily recommend it.</p>
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<p><b>What I did last night:</b> I'm going to let <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_04_01_expired.html#3139653">Davo</a> do all the hard work of explaining what happened, so I can just say 'thank you' to him and <b>Nick H.</b> for indulging me and momentarily pulling me out of my current funk.</p>
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<p>I'm feeling unhelpfully nervous this morning. I have an important conversation to have which I want to be completely relaxed for, but I'm not. It's an absurd conversation to have - it won't get anything accomplished (or at least I doubt very much that it will) - but I decided that I needed to have it, and here I am. I've got to do it now.</p>
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<p><b>Dear Mr Quayle,</b> It has come to my attention over the last few months that you bear a certain amount of animosity towards me. As we know from our studies of ancient texts, vengeance stimulates vengeance, and without an external party to steer one towards justice and equanimity one can - I'm afraid - only reciprocate. But this does neither of us any good. Can you not look around you at all you have and, from such a position of success, take pity on those of us forced to battle each day for whatever crumb of self-respect we can muster? Can you not take strength from the size of your home, or your salary, or from your acknowledged potency, intelligence and wit and - recognising that you have won any perceived battle between us - be gracious? <b>Yours, tongue firmly in cheek, Tom Coates.</b></p>
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<p>I've had my conversation, and it went - I suppose - as well as could legitimately be expected. You hope for more, you expect less, and you pray that you don't get kicked too hard. Today's been generally hectic, but for the first time this week I feel like I've actually accomplished something. I wrote my first review for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/film">BBC Film</a> website: "<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0116329">Fly Away Home</a>" [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004CUJZ','us','0800187792');">Video</a> | <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004CWH5','us','6304458223');">DVD</a>]. I will of course let the world know when it's up on their site. As the first non-survival-related activity that I've managed to complete for quite a while, I can't help but experience a slight upturn in my spirits.</p>
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<p><!-- Everything on television on on the radio or at the cinema is taunting me. I am beginning to resent the world. -->This is so cool. My first paid <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/04/12/fly_away_home_1996_review.shtml">film review</a>. And a page <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/gateways/author/coatestom.shtml">all about me</a>. It's enough to make a man happy to be alive.</p>
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"Ian Thomas loves making maps. His talent won him respect and a US government job. So why was he fired for putting a chart of caribou calving areas on the internet?"</p>
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<p>Finally, <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com">Angel</a> gets good again. I'm at home in Norfolk with my family at the moment, and so far the best part of the whole experience has been seeing Buffy and Angel back to back on <a href="http://www.sky.co.uk">Sky One</a>. I've just seen the episode "Reprise", in which Angel does the dirty deed with Darla. My flatmate may well die of pleasure when she sees it.</p>
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<p>My eating habits are all over the place, which is probably not the best thing at a time like this. On Thursday night I caught up with an old friend from Bristol, Dan Brilliant. I met up with him at a restaurant on St. Martins Lane. All day up to that point I had eaten half a pain au chocolat and a glass of orange juice. I ate a lot that evening, because he distracted me from the continual soundtrack of "You're a loser" and "No one could love you" playing relentlessly in my head. On Friday, I had eaten exactly nothing by six in the evening. I then had a sandwich and some milk. My mother offered to make me some food when I got back to Norwich, but I just didn't want anything. So that's all I ate all day.</p>
<p>There's something very biologically unlikely about the process of not wanting to eat when you're lovelorn (I can't honestly think of another word that doesn't make me sound ridiculous or pathetic). It just doesn't sound like the kind of thing you'd do if you were designing a reproductive system. Perhaps it's, "So you didn't succeed in your relationship? You're too fat! Lose half a stone and try again." [I'm not saying that I couldn't <b>afford</b> to lose half a stone, but still...] If anyone has any links referring to or explaining the post-(ex/proto)relationship-food-aversion, then please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>.</p>
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<p>My brother informs me that my mother says I look like <a href="http://www.jamieoliver.net/">Jamie Oliver</a>. When I ask him in what way, he says, "You know... Scruffy."</p>
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<p>I find myself horrified by the prospect of returning to London. Norfolk is providing an incredible escape from all the crap I'm supposed to be dealing with at the moment that I don't really want to have to be dealing with, but can't see a way to avoid. I really need a couple of months of something radically different. My cousin Chloe came around this morning, and she suggested that we take off around the West Coast of America for a couple of weeks. I said I'd love to if I stumbled upon a spare five grand.</p>
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<p>I am extremely upset that I missed dinner at the home of the <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/dinner/lastsupper/">Finchley Three</a> on Thursday. This is one reason to wish I was back in London, I suppose.</p>
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<p>I'm getting increasingly irritated by being linked to by <a href="http://shesays.net/shh/">weblogs</a> that are substantially better than <b>plasticbag.org</b>. It's not my fault, godammit. I try to write good stuff, but it all turns into crap when it hits the screen. And I <b>know</b> that my design's a bit lacklustre, but you don't have to draw attention to it by just sitting there and being cooler than me.</p>
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<p>Search request of the day goes to <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=pictures+of+me+I%27m+good+looking">"Pictures of me I'm good looking"</a>, which is not only absurdly ridiculous, but manages somehow to bring up <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog/">Luke</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> <b>and</b> me as the top three links. And it is true. We are all extremely good looking.</p>
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<p><b>Decision of the day</b> is whether or not to return to the big smoke this evening or first thing in the morning. I have to prepare for some contract work I'm starting on Tuesday at a company called <a href="http://www.avondi.com">Avondi</a> at some point tomorrow, so I should go back late this evening and get some sleep. But I'm scared of going back to London and having to face up to long-term employment prospects, pending financial catastrophe and emotional insolvency. And I really want to see <a href="http://www.radiotimes.beeb.com/servlet/controller?action=programmeDetails&pid=4617396&cid=47">Jason and the Argonauts</a>.</p>
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<p>The most facile answers ever given to the question: <a href="http://members.theglobe.com/athena732/CRUSH/How-to.html">"How to get over a crush?"</a> I should point out that this question was today's <b>other</b> strange (and totally inappropriate) <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+get+over+a+crush&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=20&sa=N">search-request</a> and that I didn't just stumble upon this site in a mood of psycho-sexual-spiritual desolation.</p>
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<p>So there's going to be a sequel to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bale,+Christian">American Psycho</a>, the Christian Bale movie in which the amiable 80s yuppie did lots of exercise, looked good in the mirror and sat around brooding while covered in blood and cradling a sizeable axe [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/film/newsid_1275000/1275621.stm">BBC News</a>]. But this is only the beginning - "Actress <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kunis,+Mila">Mila Kunis</a> - best known for her part in the sitcom <a href="http://www.that70sshow.com/index_home.htm">That 70s Show</a> - will take up the knife-wielding role of the protagonist. She will play a victim of the original psycho, played by Christian Bale, who turns aggressor, causing havoc on a college campus." And it's all in the best possible taste, of course...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.simons.clara.net/weblog/2001_04_15_archive.html#3210174">Wherever you are</a> provides a rather more helpful piece of advice regarding "how to get over a crush" (see my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_15_secret_archive.shtml#3210000">earlier post</a>) - advice that I intend to undertake immediately:</p>
<blockquote>"And, of course, it's missing the obvious way to get over a crush. Number six in this list should be: 'Trust in the power of magical forces. Construct a voodoo doll of (a) either the person on whom you have the crush, or (b) their current partner. Then sell your soul to Beelzebub and hope for the best.' Now that is much more practical advice."</blockquote>
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<p>I'm not returning to London tonight. Sod it. Take that, London. One in the eye for you, and no mistake. Ha. I'm going to spend the evening <a href="http://www.olivetree.org/">waiting for the Messiah</a> instead. I mean, <b>Jesus</b>. You wait all weekend for your Lord to rise, and instead you're left stuck in front of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0119738">My Best Friend's Wedding</a> trying not to think about your life. I'll go back tomorrow. Fuck it.</p>
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<p>Inquiring minds need to know everything about the person who typed "<a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com/discuss/msgReader$3092">Dammit I'm in love with Meg what do I do</a>" into <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=dammit+I%27m+in+love+with+meg+what+do+I+do&hc=0&hs=0">Yahoo!</a></p>
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<p>In the absence of <b>so you dumped someone over a year ago because you thought it was the right thing to do but regretted it immediately and have so not been able to get over it no matter how hard you try which is a bit sad really.com</b>, I suppose <a href="http://www.soyouvebeendumped.com/">soyouvebeendumped.com</a> might have to do.</p>
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<p>Oh, here is London. "Home of the brash, outrageous and free." You are repressed. But you're remarkably dressed. Is it Real? And you're always busy. [<a href="http://www.oz.net/~moz/lyrics/bonadrag/hairdres.htm">lyrics</a>]</p>
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<p>Poor old Prol is busy <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000242.shtml">fighting with her tax returns</a> this Easter Monday, which fills me with horror, as I am equally inept at such enterprises but find myself gradually dipping more and more toes into the 'self-employed' tax bracket, when all I really want is a nice Deputy Editor position at <a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk">Empire Online</a>. In the meantime, her flat may be covered in paper, but it looks like it's a beautiful place...</p>
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<p><b>Again via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prolific.org</a></b>, Matt Haughey of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> has decided to endow a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/scholarship.mefi">$500 scholarship</a> to one member who is in University or college at the moment. The contribution is based upon the quality of previous posting plus an essay question. This is an astonishingly positive thing for him to do, and he should be applauded for it.</p>
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<p><b>Be warned</b>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg is thinking</a>. Everyone in the know understands that that means trouble is afoot. I, on the other hand, am not thinking. Not thinking at all. My head is a big empty wasteland. There are occasional tumbleweeds. Perhaps I should put up a screen saying "Tom is <b>not</b> thinking"?</p>
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<p>My flatmates are going away tomorrow for four or five days to the Isle of Wight for a bit of R&R. I am hopelessly jealous of their ability to opt out for a week and disappear, but at the moment the thing that is fascinating me most is how the week will go with me being alone in the flat. That means I'll be starting my contract work with no one to complain to when I get home in the evening. I'm thinking about having a dinner party for my gay friends while they are away, but don't really know how I could afford to do so. I must check my financial resources immediately.</p>
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<p><b>Thank you</b> to Paul over at <a href="http://www.cuckoo-kid.com/weblog/">Cuckoo-kid.com</a> for buying me a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000053W5A');" title="It's nice to know that we can get the odd DVD before the States does.">Snatch on DVD</a> from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>. Little random acts of kindness like this are really helpful at the moment. It's really very much appreciated.</p>
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<p>While we are talking about <b>Amazon</b>, I just thought I should mention that <b>Apocalipstick</b>, the second book of Volume One of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb/">The Invisibles</a> is <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1840232544','us','1563897024');">now available</a> for both UK and US fans. It's not the best section of the series, but it sets the scene for a lot of the stuff to come.</p>
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<p>I probably shouldn't be thankful for this, but I'd just like to send a nod to the glamorous <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a> for pointing me in the direction of this admirably clear <a href="http://www.jsptut.com/FirstJsp.html">tutorial on JSP</a>.</p>
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<p>I've just watch <b>Bring it On</b> again, and would like to announce that if you are anything like the character <b>Cliff Pantone</b> (as played by <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3732/cliff.html">Jesse</a> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3732/eliza.html">Bradford</a>) in any way (but, you know, gay), then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>. Important criteria for ideal man: 1) Should know punk from hole in ground (but not be all scary about it - guitar tendencies important though), 2) Should be centred, passionate, but not moody - able to deal with occasional crap, while understanding where such crap comes from. 3) Should understand (perhaps share) important geek desires like HTML, Buffy and cheesy movies, 4) Should IDEALLY be about 25, circa 5'8", between ten and a half and eleven stone, and healthily scruffy-looking. 5) Good job / money completely unimportant, although restrained intelligence gets big bonus points.</p>
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<p><a href="http://store.yahoo.com/pilotgearsw/portabush.html">The Portabush</a>: "The most powerful man in the world is now yours to control! PortaBush is the palm-sized version of Dubya that lets anyone experience the joys and headaches of being President. Pass or veto bills, pig out on Texas BBQ, blow-up any number of people or places, flirt with an intern, and when all the stress gets to you, drink yourself silly!" [via <a href="http://www.syntheticlife.com/">syntheticlife.com</a>]</p>
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<p>People seem continually surprised by each new 'homosexual revelation' in the entertainment industry. The latest one concerns <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4170845,00.html">Alec Guinness</a>, who apparently was happily married with a child while simultaneously flirting on the side with a little boy-on-boy action. The plain and simple fact is that there are a hell of a lot of gay people in the world - anywhere from sixty to six hundred <b>million</b> of us. And while I'm delighted that people are gradually coming to realise this, I do wish that it wouldn't be such a shock to them <b>each</b> and <b>every</b> time they find out about one more...</p>
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<p>Davo is under the mistaken impression that his bizarre <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_04_01_expired.html#3240371">Anne Robinson fetish</a> generates an air of sexual mystery around him. The crowds part before him, whispering to each other, "Is he gay? Is he straight? With such a fetish, how could we ever tell?". I have pointed out that the woman is like a super-annuated, hormone treated post-operative transexual with a Hitler obsession, but he doesn't seem to get my point. The Robinson news today concerns <a href="http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,2-115572,00.html">the</a> <a href="http://www.the-sun.co.uk/">horror</a> <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk:80/et?ac=004797413813071&rtmo=asJepHpL&atmo=rrrrrrrq&pg=/et/01/4/16/nlink16.html">with</a> <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=66981">which</a> American critics have greeted her first <a href="http://home.nbci.com/LMOID/bb/fd/0,946,-0-5505-headless,00.html">US show</a>. To be honest, I don't expect America to like it. <b>I</b> don't like it either. But I can at least appreciate its allure as it has gradually (through its ubiquity on afternoon TV) become fascinatingly horrible viewing. Without the creeping horror, I can't see why anyone would watch it...</p>
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<p>The Guardian's <b>Ethical Conundrums</b> presents us with the question: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-6492,00.html">How do you mend a broken heart?</a> My favourite answer to this, because it amuses me, not because I'd do it, is: "The best way to get over someone is to get under someone...."</p>
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<p><b>Found in Inbox:</b> Someone sent me this a while back, and I forwarded it to another one of my e-mail addresses because I was at work or something, and now I don't know who did it. If it was you <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>. Anyway - having stumbled upon it once more, I thought I should share it with the world. It really is strangely apposite [<b>Addendum:</b> The source of this particular image is young <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a>]:</p>
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<p><b>Urgent:</b> I'm looking for a site which gives the lowdown on producing well formatted HTML templates, complete with a website's look-and-feel, but which don't break in <a href="http://www.hotmail.com">hotmail</a>, <a href="http://mail.yahoo.com">Yahoo! mail</a> and Outlook / Outlook Express. The best I've come up with so far is a fairly lacklustre article from <a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/98/08/index3a.html">Webmonkey</a>.</p>
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<p>So my old employers, <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>, have finally launched their <a href="http://www.timeout.com/paris/">first city guide</a> in the new style that I had a part in assembling. Certain things seem to have been lost in the shakedown process, but it still just about works. There's a few things that I am a bit confused about, to do with continuity over the site and things that I expected to be brought into line over the site before launch, but it's worth a look nonetheless.</p>
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<p>Can someone explain this to me? If merely having images of a paedophilic nature on one's computer is a crime (no matter the context), then how can <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1282000/1282816.stm">Jack Straw</a> say, "I've seen some of the exhibits - if you can call them that - that are available on the internet, that are run by paedophiles. They really are absolutely appalling" without being promptly arrested? Any decent civil liberties group should be pointing the police in the direction of <b>his</b> PC.</p>
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<p>Thanks to my helpful contact at <a href="http://www.aol.com">AOL</a>, I now have access to a really good <a href="http://www.arsdigita.com/asj/mime/">ArsDigita article on HTML e-mail</a>. This confronts most of the issues associated with the subject, and is very much worth a read. [<a href="http://wilsonweb.com/wmt6/email-client-summary.htm">Another article</a>]</p>
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<p>Last night my complete over-whelming exhaustion caught up with me finally. I went out for a drink with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Luke</a>, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and <a href="http://blue-ruin.port5.com/">Catherine</a> at the <b>O2</b> centre on Finchley Road. After precisely two cocktails, I couldn't stand and became gradually more maudlin. They persuaded me to go back to their flat for a bacon buttie - almost the only thing I'd eaten all day - by which time my fingers were getting cold and numb. When I finally got home at 10.30pm I collapsed in bed and slept for nearly ten hours.</p>
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<p><b>I was a Teenage Sexualist:</b> I went to see the American version of <a href="http://queerasfolkus.homestead.com/home.html">Queer As Folk</a> at the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival a while back, and for me one of the most amusing parts was the peculiar significance of a magazine photograph of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/crazy_over_swayze/">Patrick Swayze</a> in the life of two burgeoning masculine sexualities. This led me to think back to my youth, dim and distant though it might be, and to attempt to remember what impacted upon my naive sex-scape.</p>
<p>The first thing I remember having a ... strange ... significance was a teen book about two boys who fell through a ball of energy in a woodland and emerged in Ancient Rome. I remember very little about it, except that the two boys clearly came from some kind of parallel world because they kept talking about how where <b>they</b> came from, the ancient culture that followed Hellenism was centred around <b>Reme</b>, rather than <b>Rome</b>. It doesn't sound very sexy, but it worked for me. [<A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Do you know the name of this book?</a>]</p>
<p>Two other things, I am, however, quite clear about. The first was a bizarre piece of SF called <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','0689502222');">Planet of the Warlord</a>. It's the closest thing to a weird hot S&M fantasy you can imagine. The cover of the copy that I still own has a huge golden masculine robotic body (with a diseased grey face emerging from it) attempting to crush our long-haired hero, Keill Randor above a pit of almost pubic tendrils. <a href="http://www.publib.saskatoon.sk.ca/novel/author/pages/72.html">Douglas Hill</a> was clearly a bit of a pervert, but the book is extraordinarily strangely sexual. I'm horrief that I'm revealing too much here. You will stop me if I go too far, won't you?</p>
<p>The other thing was, I'm afraid, <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','6301670124');">Cocoon</a>. I'm not proud, but there it is. And before you ask, no I did not find Don Ameche particularly arousing. But it is a film full of short, scruffy, Steve Guttenberg goodness. Mostly naked goodness at that - except for the odd tight t-shirt. And you must never forget that extraordinary alien sex scene with the injection moulded female. This may have formed the basis of many a pointless crush for years to come. Short, pointless, irritating. Come to think of it, teenage fetishes have a lot to answer for.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/archives/2001_04_01_archive.htm#3263905">Darren</a> was a teenage sexualist as well.]</p>
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<p>About three hours ago I had a surprise conversation with <b>Demolition Derby</b>. It was a bit out of the blue - <a href="http://www.venusberg.org">Dan</a> and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> were going to the <a href="http://www.popbitch.com/">Popbitch party</a> and wanted to know if I would go along. But the conversation didn't go too well. Things strayed within a thousand miles of a sensitive subject, and I suddenly felt bile rise within me (about the subject not Ms D). I had no idea that such an immediate and strong reaction was possible. I don't know that I'm comfortable even being able to <b>feel</b> such blind aggression and bitterness.</p>
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<p>So it looks like there was an article on weblogs in a recent issue of <a href="http://junk.metafilter.com/yil.jpg">Yahoo Internet Life</a>. Has anyone scanned this in or transcribed it yet?</p>
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<p>I sent an e-mail to <b>Mr Big</b> last night. It read, "So I was just watching TV and saw Simon Le Bon and Guy Ritchie and suddenly thought of you. You back yet?". As usual I don't really expect to get a reply.</p>
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<p>It looks like we will have <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> with us for a little longer at least. Defying expectations to the contrary, they have just <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1284000/1284993.stm">announced their profits</a> for the quarter - which are up to 11 cents a share. This is supposedly on the back of two of their newest and classiest products: the <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">Titanium Powerbook</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/">OSX</a>. When I win the lottery, they are the first things I intend to buy before hopping on a plane to Bermuda for a few weeks to get some life perspective.</p>
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<p><b>Request:</b> Now I'm looking for browser-emulation sites, if such things exist. <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> sent me <a href="http://www.dejavu.org">dejavu.org</a>, but while it is extraordinarily entertaining using all the browsers that I haven't even <b>seen</b> in five years, I need something a little more cutting-edge. Do such things exist?</p>
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<p>So you are working in a start-up company around Regent's Park, and you're only going to be doing it for a month, and it's a very <b>male</b> company, and you're only doing it four days a week, and they keep talking about football and the merits of David Beckham, and you don't really have a clue about that kind of stuff nor are you really interested in pretending that you do. Is it worth making an effort to get to know people?</p>
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<p>Today's reading matter of choice: <a href="http://www.brucemaudesign.com/manifesto/manifesto.html">An Incomplete Manifesto of Growth</a>. Learn well, my children.</p>
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<p>This <a href="http://babynamer.momsonline.com/Content.cfm?ContentTypeID=1005&NameID=126417&BabySiteID=7271311">ridiculous list of Tom-related nicknames</a> is brought to you via <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a>. It neglects 'Tomato' and 'Tomsk' which are possibly the only two that I remember having been called. Oh, and Thos (rhymes with floss) which is what my step-father called me for about ten years while I squirmed inside.</p>
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<p><b>Because you can never push an obsession too far:</b> Thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> for this particular gem:</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/annerobinson.jpg" width="330" height="141" title="Davo knows how to make a guy feel good about himself"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">Meg</a> returns, and with a new design to boot - plus a really long piece of writing about why she went away and why she came back...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ziatroyano.org/index.php?page=2001_04_01_archive.php#3273828">Helpful insight</a> into my work-related quandary? [cf. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_15_secret_archive.shtml#3272136">yesterday's post</a>]</p>
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<p>A while ago I was talking about reading Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0861661419','us','0958578346');">From Hell</a> - a savage graphic novel about Jack the Ripper. Featured as part of the book is the transcript of a letter purporting to be from the killer himself. In fact the book contains many dozens of letters written by the general public concerning the murders, each one claiming to be the perpetrator of the Whitechapel murders. In the news today, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1286000/1286183.stm">one such letter has been made public</a> for the first time: "The so-called Openshaw letter is littered with spelling mistakes and bad grammar in a "Cockney" style, and is signed by 'Jack the Ripper'.". The article is a fascinating read, and ever more so when you read Moore's fictional account alongside it...</p>
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<p>Thanks to Francesca Gavin, London Media Maven, for sending me this particularly ... juicy ... link from the Ottowa Citizen Online: <a href="http://www.ottawacitizen.com/city/010419/5034484.html">Dead slug was no treat for horrified snackers</a>. It's enough to put you off Rice Krispie Squares for ever.</p>
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<p>Malkovich is Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich's seen the film <a href="http://www.beingjohnmalkovich.com">Malkovich Malkovich</a> and Malkovich it, here is a Malkovich to Malkovich the Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich: <a href="http://www.lfw.org/jminc/http://www.lfw.org/jminc">The Malkovich Malkovich</a>. Here's what <a href="http://www.lfw.org/jminc/http://www.plasticbag.org">Malkovich.org</a> Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich the site. [via <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a>] </p>
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<p>Today I found a page in my referrers log which really quite interests me. It's a <a href="http://www.tr-scott.dircon.co.uk/tobylog.html">Quick Essentials</a> page for a fellow weblogger, which uses simple javascript window.open commands to open all the sites that he wishes to view on any given day in one go. When you click onto a link windows erupt onto the screen, allowing you to scan them all with tremendous speed. And each link launches sites with similar content. It's an extraordinarily simple little piece of code, and ideal for an individual's homepage. You may see aspects of its functionality incorporated into <b>plasticbag.org</b> over the weekend.</p>
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<p>Why said <a href="http://www.microsoft.com">Microsoft</a> didn't have a <a href="http://www.officeclippy.com/">sense of humour</a>? I'll tell you who - pretty much every single rational and intelligent man, woman or child in the Western hemisphere.</p>
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<p>The BBC finally decides to cover the whole <A href="http://www.icann.org">ICANN</a> controversy: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1287000/1287432.stm">Domain Dispute Drags On</a>. The whole issue frustrates me - particularly the potential loss of .org domain names as held by individual creative sites (such as <b>plasticbag.org</b>).</p>
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<p>I'm meeting up with a friend from University who I haven't seen in over five years. Nick Carey was this bearded wonder who used to roam around my old halls of residence, getting drunk and misbehaving. He used to have a scruffy mess of curly hair as well. Once, he and Fenner ran naked in the rain at night across Goldney's lower paddock while I stood, eyebrow raised with an umbrella and their clothes. He's been in Prague on and off for years now, and I keep losing track of him. I'm fascinated to know what he's like now. I'm also horrified by him saying something like, "Jesus Christ - what the fuck happened to <b>you</b>?!</p>
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<p><b>Quote:</b> And if anyone objects that they are not worth the effort, I will cite Cioran (not a classic, at least not yet, but a contemporary thinker who is only now being translated into Italian): 'While the hemlock was being prepared, Socrates was learning a melody on the flute. "What use will that be to you?", he was asked. "At least I will learn this melody before I die." ' [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099284898','us','0679743499');">Calvino</a>]</p>
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<p><!--
I seem to be on a bit of a quotation marathon this evening. This one's about Max. Again, I'm afraid.
I'm that predictable. The wall metaphor always really intrigued me. Here's a woman who believed in
the strength of something which turned out to be completely false. And afterwards, she's more wary
of it - but she doesn't avoid it. She needs to lean on it still. But there's all kind of weird emotion circling
around - fear it will still collapse, distrust, reliance, need, faith. Maybe that's too much to get out of
song lyric.
--><b>Quote:</b> I see the sun rise over this wall <b>|</b> I watch it break and slide, See my name <b>|</b> See my name on the wall <b>|</b> I tried to walk on this wall <b>|</b> It fell right under my feet, Now I only lean <b>|</b> Only lean on the wall <b>|</b> I throw an egg at this wall <b>|</b> I watch it break and slide, See my name <b>|</b> See my name on the wall. [<A href="http://lenny.dyadel.net/throw1.htm#aaad">lyric</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Quote / Theory:</b> "Life's what happens when you're busy making other plans." I talked about this with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> last night after the <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Black Belt Jones</a> party. I've come to a strange accommodation with this quote. One of its many origins is the Lennon song <a href="http://www.bagism.com/lyrics/lennon-collection-lyrics.html#BeautifulBoyDarlingBoy">Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)</a>. I used to think that it meant that people were too caught up in their 'other plans' and missed the life that was passing by around them. Now I think that's a seriously naive reading. I now think that rather than reading an 'instead' at the end of the sentence, the profundity of the sentence comes from the potential double meanings around 'when'. i think an interpretation that makes more sense to me suggests that life does in fact <b>not</b> happen when you are <b>not</b> making plans - that the 'when' is a 'while' is an 'at only those times when'. Living is in the distraction of things, not in their absence. I said all this to Matt. <b>He thought it was depressing.</b></p>
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<p><b>To all the gay people I know. The time has come. Tomorrow evening I declare War. It is time to assemble the multifarious legions of faggotry. Non-attenders will be treaters as deserters and promptly shot on sight. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'd tell you more, but War is a tricky thing, and frankly I haven't figured out what we are going to do yet. But nonetheless, you will be expected to attend. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.</b></p>
<p>[This message, which is not a joke, was brought to you, in part, by the campaign to get Tom, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and lots of other people drunk, shagged and married off by August. Follow instructions on the packet. Do not boil wash. Attendance by completely hot strangers almost required. More details to come.]</p>
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<p>I can't thank <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> enough for the new book from <a href="http://www.disinformation.com">Disinformation</a>: "<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0966410076','us','0966410076');">You are being lied to</a>". I've already decided to use it as a basis for discussion over on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>, with each individual article being a basis of discussion. The first one went up today: <A href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000027">On Howard Bloom, "Reality is a Shared Illusion"</a>, a discussion based around the article posted on the web <a href="http://www.heise.de/tp/english/special/glob/2227/1.html">here</a>. More tomorrow.</p>
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<p>Apparently I write things that are quote-worthy. Not recently perhaps, but once. On <A href="http://www.photodude.com/weblog/">photodude.com/weblog</a> (a remarkably well designed site), there appear to be at least three seperate weblogs in operation. One of them - the quote log - is a great idea, and includes some real gems. Concealed amongst these gems lurks: "We're all stuck here. We have no choice. We are logging automata - forced by the web to prostitute our writing skills day in and day out until we die. We shall write until we drop. Then we shall be boiled down into a black unctious liquid and people will use us for ink." I said that, although I don't remember where... <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Do you remember where?</a></p>
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<p><b>Quote:</b> I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad, I've got sunshine, In a bag, I'm useless, But not for long, The future is coming on. [<a href="http://www.gorillaz.com">link</a>]</p>
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<p>The future, as I have said innumerable times before, is <b>wank</b>. My tirade against the mischaracterisation of non-reproductive sexuality has today come face to face with its antithesis - an evil that can only be called the <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/web/features/wanky_homepage/index.htm">National Wanky Homepage Cull</a>. Be warned, they are coming for <b>your</b> sites this April 28th.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/ticklist/dotcom.htm">Are you in a doomed dot.com start-up?</a> [again from <A href="http://www.seethru.com">seethru</a>]: "You're one of the dotcom revolutionaries. It's a career at the bleeding edge of new media. You're well paid. You're in demand. Everything's rosy. But next week, will you be standing by the traffic lights, mopping windscreens with a damp chammy? You goin' down, fool!"</p>
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<p>This evening I am proud to host the second Maida Vale post-work <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> marathon, in which my source at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> will exchange new episodes for old, and where we shall once again talk about the full range of merchandise that litters the flat - from my box-sets to Mella's Angel cut-out, posters, books and chocolate bars. We will also (with any luck) get to watch the episode about the death of Buffy's mother that is discussed at considerable and intelligent depth over at <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/col/mill/2001/03/12/buffy_mom/index.html">Salon.com</a>. The song said, "whatever gets you through the night, it's alright". But I think I can honestly state that <b>Buffy</b> helps me get through the days as well. And I don't care how sad that sounds - I got a first class degree from a good university, did over three years of postgraduate work, delivered papers overseas, retrained as a journalist and worked for Time Out while running a series of relatively successful websites - and all by the age of twenty eight. My opinion should count for something <b>goddammit</b>.</p>
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<p>Last night I found myself watching <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0236784">The Tailor of Panama</a> with <b>Nick H</b> at the Odeon in Leicester Square. I've been celebrating my return from the brink of madness this weekend - I got paid on Friday and suddenly found myself safe from bankrupcy and able to pay the rent for another month. The sheer amount of relief that this has provided me is indescribable. I decided that I should use the opportunity to get myself functioning as a person again - to attempt to salvage my self-respect by <b>any means necessary</b>. So I went out for a drink and a meal with a few friends, sorted out my malfunctioning phone by trading it in for a <A href="http://www.nokia.com/phones/6210/index.html" title="They are crucial for freelancers, so don't start">new one</a>, spent a <a href="http://www.towerrecords.co.uk">Tower Records</a> credit note I've had forever, and started trying to decide what clothes to buy for my 'interview outfit'. The only thing that I've not been able to work on at all is my hair, which is fast becoming an obsession. I can't look at someone in public at the moment without being aware of the fluffy mullet I'm developing.</p>
<p>But back to the film. There are a fair number of conflicting reviews about it in the media at the moment. One of my particular favourites is over at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/04/12/the_tailor_of_panama_2001_review.shtml">BBC</a>. I don't agree with it, but it entertained me. In short, although the end of the film is a bit messy, it's an extremely intelligent and entertaining movie, with an comedically corrupt feel to it, and some great performances. Go and see it, because it will piss off Middle America, and you know that's <b>always</b> fun.</p>
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<p><!-- What can I say, Mr Quayle, once again a post all about you! How happy you must be to get all this attention -->I confess. It was I that thought that <a href="http://www.venusberg.org/2001_04_01_archive.html#3320022">Dan</a> was a funny bastard. I do not, however, wish to rip his arms from their sockets. I have someone else in mind for that particular treatment.</p>
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<p>I've talked about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Grant Morrison</a>'s theories on the relationship between sunspot activity and youth rebellion several times before - but here is another article connected with it: <a href="http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast15feb_1.htm">"The Sun Does a Flip"</a>. Again the eleven year cycle is mentioned, as is something called 'Solar Max', which we can only assume is a deity associated with rebirth and bloody irritating revelations. Hail Solar Max.</p>
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<p>It's true. I give up. I accept my fate. I am become (geek) god. How else can explain the cravings? Why else would <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/3408.html">this</a> fill me with such drooling awe? For what other reason would my tongue moisten at the mention of <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/28a5.html">#include <beer.h></a>? And <b>Oh My God</b>, look at all the pretty <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/caffeine.html">caffeine</a>. It's like the mothership is calling me home. [Tom also enjoys the theatre, novels, music, films, contemporary culture, philosophy and ancient greek tragedy. If you would like Tom as your sexual partner, please e-mail a photograph and (small) MP3 of your voice to: <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>]</p>
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<p>If anyone knows where I can get a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','0441238459');">Fireball</a> without paying the extortionate trans-atlantic shipping costs, then could they please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>?</P>
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<p>Time and need are connected in some strange extravagant way with one another. The more desire you feel, the longer seems the time you have to wait to see it fulfilled. The harder you exert a pull, the further you seem to have to strain. Relationships between people can be measured by their perceptions of time. "I haven't seen you in ages," he cries. <!--
Time really does appear to have a relationship to how one should view a the varying
perceptions of two people on a friendship. Max went away a while ago with new partner.
Almost two weeks ago in fact. He went away for a week. He said he'd ring when he got
back. I don't know if he's back or not. It made me think of the first line of The Stranger -
that uncertainty about when things were supposed to have happened - the impotence of
not knowing - the different interpretations that your mind conjours up.
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<p>Thanks to <b>Ralph</b> for finding me the <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a>'s list of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?%22Buffy the Vampire Slayer%22+">Cool Buffy Quotes</a>.</p>
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<p>Eight episodes in one night. It's almost inhuman devotion. Noam and Nick C arrived around seven with pizza, drink, cream cakes and muffin mix to find Mella and I ready and waiting for the first of the evening's screenings. We started off with the rather startling <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/passion.shtml">Passion</a> from Season Two before skipping to the final, traumatic episodes, <b>Becoming</b> Parts <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/becoming1.shtml">I</a> & <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/becoming2.shtml">II</a>. Noam looked a bit shaken afterwards, so we reassured her that Buffy would indeed return to Sunnydale by watching the first episode of Season Three: <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/anne.shtml">Anne</a>, even though it isn't actually that good. Before the episode I pointed out to all present that Anne was also in the episode <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/lietome.shtml">Lie to Me</a>, as well as having appeared in several recent episodes of Angel. This earned me the <b>Buffy Geek Of The Night</b> Award. Shortly afterwards Noam and Nick departed, leaving Mella and I with a stack of new episodes of Buffy and Angel peering up at us lasciviously. It didn't take long before we had marched our way through the two episodes of Angel, and while I ducked out so that Mella could see <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/iwasmade.shtml">I was made to love you</a>, which I had already seen, I returned for <a href="http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/body.shtml">The Body</a> and <b>Forever</b>. Asleep by 3.30am.</p>
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<p><b>International Buffy Day</b> continues with news from the BBC that the show is to switch networks in the states [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/tv_and_radio/newsid_1292000/1292399.stm">BBC News</a>]. The series is to move to UPN for purely financial reasons for at least two more seasons. There is speculation that <a href="http://www.cityofangel.com">Angel</a> will swap networks at the same time. If this doesn't happen, we may have seen the last of crossovers between the two series.</p>
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<p>My family live in Norfolk. Norfolk is the flattest county in the UK. My family live in an area known as 'Belaugh Hills and Hollows'. We live on top of one of the biggest hills in the area. It can take as much as four minutes to walk down to the river... This mountainous region is set to be the setting for a new American film, being filmed in Ireland, about huge mountain dwelling dragons: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/film/newsid_1294000/1294008.stm">Americans are amusing people</a>.</p>
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<p>Good news for film buffs and industry notaries, <a href="http://www.screendaily.com/">Screendaily.com</a> has come online once more a mere three weeks after being scrapped. The whole story is available on the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/new_media/newsid_1288000/1288122.stm">BBC</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/collective/jackfear/#3144036">Jack Fear asks the question</a>: Are the <a href="http://www.gorillaz.com">Gorillaz</a> concept band merely a ripped off <a href="http://www.slutcore.com">Slutcore</a> only with (shudder) actual <b>music</b>?</p>
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<p><b>Aside:</b> Pictures from <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/party/">Matt Jones' party</a>. Can't see <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Interconnected</a> anywhere. I've looked quite hard.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (1)</b> So you're in a bar and you bump into some people you used to work with, and one of them has brought a friend and everyone except for Mandy is gay or has dabbled and the friend apparently has had a bet with another gay bloke there about whether or not you are gay, and he's bet �150,000 that you're not. And you think he might fancy you a bit, and you're a bit flattered for a moment that he didn't think you were gay, and then you're horrified with yourself for being really weak and Uncle Tom-ish.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (2)</b> So Mandy turns around to you and says, "He's like you - straight-acting", and that spark goes off in your head again about acting and pretending and 'trying to be straight' and whether or not the way you are is post-gay or pre-gay, and you kind of get slightly nervy because straight-acting always means to you that they haven't dealt with all the crap yet, and you <b>really</b> think that you have dealt with all the crap, and done the defensive non-camp to bit of a poof to whatever the fuck you think you are now routine, and now kind of just want to get on with finding some relatively non-screwed up individual to talk to in bed. It's like that thing with your mother when she says that people are always braver in their heads than they are in everyday life, and how much you've tried to prove that wrong over the last ten to fifteen years.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (3)</b> So someone asks you how you are which was kind of the question that you were dreading (along with 'where are you working at the moment' - as if working were some kind of natural state rather than a wonderful / horrible trick that life plays on you). And you kind of go a bit through the 'had a bit of a hard time recently' schtick to explain your lacklustre wit, while trying not to bounce up and down too heavily on the world's largest set of pre-strung violin strings. This necessitates stories of recent occurrences, stories that are getting worn out with retelling. Someone says, 'Men are cunts'. You grin cheerfully and spark up a cigarette.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (4)</b> And you get home and the television is full of <b>them</b> <!-- straight people -->and you go and check your e-mail and <b>Mr Big</b> has got back to you, and it's a dry e-mail, kind of bony and undernourished, so you send one back that's even shorter because maybe then you can play that game where they die off to an invisible length and the one who finally doesn't reply wins, although neither party really knows why, or indeed is particularly happy about it. And you look at your bed and you're really really tired and you finally go <b>Sod it</b> and go to sleep.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.speakerscorner.net/">Speakers Corner</a> for the 21st Century - a place by the side of a road where you can meet people who will beam short-stories, political tracts and other missives to your PDA <a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000034.shtml">from their own Palm Pilot</a>. Yet another avenue of proliferation opens to the meme-stream.</p>
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<p>Tomorrow morning at 11am, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_04_01_x.shtml#3360898">Meg will be having coffee</a>. Why don't you join her? The following day around 11am, I plan to visit the lavatory. You may all join me for that too if you wish. Later in the week, <A href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> has sex... I may sound snarky, but I honestly <b>love</b> this stuff.</p>
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<p><b> The Misheard URL Project (Parts one and two):</b> BRANsluice (for your bowels) CaptainBEZ.com (dances badly).<br /><br />
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<p><b> The Misheard URL Project (Part three):</b> MoOrgan.com (the inside scoop)<br /><br />
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<p>Tit for tat. I suppose it's only fair. I will shortly be appearing on Mo's <a href="http://www.momorgan.com/features/baby/">baby pictures</a> section. I still maintain that only <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> looks exactly the same now as he did as a kid.</p>
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<p>Monogamy is suddenly everywhere - or more to the point, discussions of monogamy are. Over at <b>Barbelith</b>, there's a substantial debate raging about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000048">Monogamy vs Open Relationships</a>, while the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1296000/1296607.stm">BBC</a> discusses a New Scientist article that suggests that monogamy only evolves in species where <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/dailynews/news.jsp?id=ns9999667">the female is able to disguise whether or not she is sexually fertile</a>. It is perhaps for this reason that those times in which a woman is <b>least</b> sexually fertile are stigmatised and have traditionally been a source of embarrassment to women. Quite what this means for gay relationships is something that I am unclear on - whether or not it is a social enterprise that is circumvented by the absence of a woman, or whether it is a cross-gender hard-coded (at least now) trait with genetic origins.</p>
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<p>There's a <b>substantial</b> (and pretty well written and thought out) article on weblogs and weblogging over at <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/yil/stories/features/0,9539,2710633,00.html">Yahoo! Internet Life</a> at the moment. I always find these articles slightly annoying since they never mention <b>plasticbag.org</b> (unless I know the author of the article), but I suppose that's my own problem and I'm just going to have to get over it. [<a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000264.shtml">Prol's thoughts</a>]</p>
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<p>The question of the moment is whether or not to <a href="http://www.threeoh.com/may1/index.php">reboot</a>. I've been meaning to do some tightening work on <b>pb.org</b> for weeks now, but just haven't had the time. Perhaps this is enough incentive - tighten, sharpen, refine, polish. I could do it this weekend. Oh so tempting. Or perhaps I should follow <a href="http://web.0sil8.com/">Jason</a> and engineer a <b>Skiboot</b> instead. It occurs to me that the relaunches will kind of blend in with one another and that it might be a more intelligent thing (after Darwin and Dawkins) to pre-empt the general relaunch by a day. You might get more traffic that way.</p>
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<p><b>Tonight:</b> UK webloggers meet up again. This time the evening is known as: <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/parrot.html">sick of the parrot</a>. All non-attendees will be executed. Do you understand what I'm saying?</p>
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<p>Possibly the coolest thing on the net - the complete <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/107/">Anatomy of the Human Body</a> by Henry Gray. Complete with disgustingly anatomical cut-away drawings of the human body.</p>
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<p>I'm slightly surprised that anyone would be comfortable with being featured in an article called <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,478266,00.html">'From cause celebre to scum of the earth in just three months'</a>, but I suppose you have to have a sense of humour about these things.</p>
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<p><b>Turning the tables</b> on <a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com">DSR</a>: a selection of search terms used to find their site, according to their <a href="http://212.142.37.162/open;ref1?login=dsrlog">stats page</a> (5.10pm GMT): <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Long+Dong+Silver%22&hl=en&lr=&safe=off">long dong silver</a>, <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=LITTLE+NATURIST&b=21&hc=&hs=">LITTLE NATURIST</a>, <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=pokemon+porn&hc=0&hs=0">Pokemon Porn</a>, <A href="http://www.google.com/search?q=haemorrhoids&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=10&sa=N">haemorrhoids</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=the+shit+files%2C+it%27s+just+a+of+shit&hl=en&lr=&safe=off">the shit files it's just a of shit</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?lr=&safe=off&q=sexy+iranian&spell=1">sexy iranian</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=pictures+of+horses">pictures of horses</a> (check this one out) and <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=almost+nude&hc=0&hs=0">Almost nude</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Definition of Weblog:</b> Place where people who aren't heard in everyday life can not be heard online.</p>
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<p>Send me <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>. I want some e-mail. No fluff. Good stuff. Suggestions, ideas, creative stuff. I need to take a brain-dump, but I haven't been getting enough head-fibre recently. So come on kids, help me purge.</p>
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<p><b>Songs lyrics for a Friday morning:</b>
[<a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/E297E346846905AF482568C10017EC3A">Nothing Is Good Enough</a>]</p>
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That nothing is good enough<br />
for people like you<br />
who have to have someone take the fall<br />
and something to sabotage--<br />
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<p>It's SO not fair to write a post about me, include the word <b>Prozac</b> and do it in a language that I <a href="http://zantinge.org/archives/00000054.htm">just don't understand</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm deliberating, after a depressingly awful meeting with <b>Big</b> last night, whether or not I should send him this <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/cgi-bin/cards/valentines.pl?retrieve=CLUTBKKVVHPYSNN">e-card</a>, while making it clear - of course - that it is a joke. Perhaps I could combine it with a 'I'm heartily sick of this' message. Maybe that would make it clearer. And to whoever it is that keeps finding this site by typing in my name into <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> can sod right off as well. It feels really creepy.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ar/andah/">Andi</a> for helping an otherwise slow afternoon at work. And to her companion with the excessively acidic stomach - lay off the coke. If you're not careful, you'll burn right through...</p>
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<p>Wow, that really is cool! A "Mac OS X application that takes a small metadata file, and wraps a lovely GUI around a shell script". Jesus Christ. I need me one of them. I mean, after all, it could be extremely useful if I wrote "a command-line script and [needed] to let someone with no Unix experience run the program". Could someone tell me please, why oh why are all my <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2001_04_22_archive.shtml#3395024">friends</a> better at all this technical crap than me?</p>
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<p><b>Barbelith:</b> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000067">Timothy McVeigh's letter to Fox</a>: "You may or may not have ethics or beliefs that match up with this man's. Mine do not match his particularly closely. Having said that, if I believed what he did, and could express myself as clearly as he can, and honestly believed that the FBI was an affront to the freedom of America's citizenry - well wouldn't his actions then be justified? If he believes himself to be at war, then isn't it appropriate to fight that war? So that's the question - how do we tell whether someone's ethics are acceptable? And the actions that they take? Where do we draw the line? If I see a people oppressed, is it my job to fight for them, tooth and claw, whether they be in Bosnia, or unknowingly oppressed in the US?"</p>
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<p><b>On the peer-to-peer / interconnected / web of trust:</b> This is a rough combination of ideas from <a href="http://www.epinions.com">epinions</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org">dirk</a> and <a href="http://www.napster.com">napster</a> (with a little bit of <a href="http://www.avondi.com">avondi</a> in there as well).</p>
<p>We all know about <a href="http://www.napster.com">Napster</a>. The principle is simple for the few of you that don't. I have MP3 files on my computer. Napster keeps a record of what I have. While I am online, other people online can search for MP3s, and download them directly from my computer if they want.</p>
<p>Now imagine that every citizen in a country has a program on their computer like Napster. Instead of MP3 files, they present <b>themselves</b> and the skills that they have, or merchandise and products that they produce or work with. That's stage one - people can do a search for a good or service that they want, and find the individual or company that produced it directly. There is a separate box, optional, for the area in which the service is to operate. The next stage (which is one that is already semi-implemented by Napster) is the integration of instant messaging. All the people that you know on a daily basis and wish to communicate with are on your friends list. Now you integrate <a href="http://www.epinions.com">epinions</a>' 'Web of Trust'. You can rate your friends (or anyone else on the network) as to their provision of any service that they offer (from cabbages to web design). You can also rate them as a friend, whether they are someone that you intrinically like and / or trust. Now when someone does a search for 'web design' they first and foremost get a search that runs down their web of trust. People that <b>they</b> trust, who know people that <b>they</b> trust, might know of someone who they think is a great web designer. Each step removed from the originator lowers the potential trust rating of the person, while a separate <b>geographically random</b> - in order to limit the possibility of cultish behaviour - sampling of five hundred other people's opinons presents an average of the general faith in the company or institution. Finally, combine this whole thing with an <a href="http://www.avondi.com">avondi</a> style currency of barter exchange, and you've just heavily democritised the entire free-market economy along peer-to-peer lines.</p>
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<p>A fascinatingly political comment from the BBC on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1299000/1299007.stm">The UK Census and Big Brother</a>: "Most appreciate that the information is vital for planning the numbers of schools, hospitals and social services. But many will feel a twinge of unease about invasion of privacy and revealing all to faceless government officials."</p>
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<p>A <b>tesseract</b> or <b>hypercube</b> is a piece of hypothetical four-dimensional geometry that is generated by dragging a cube across a fourth dimension much as that cube is generated by dragging a square across three dimentional space. There's a fair amount on the net about them, but my favourite site (simply called <a href="http://www.illusionworks.com/html/tesseract.html">Tesseract</a>) includes a projection of the 4-d hypercube onto three dimensions. It's not entirely clear from the simulation how or what such an entity operates. But for more about this, and other geometric/dimensional wonders, you can't go far wrong with <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1883938775','us','1883938775');">Flatland</a>.</p>
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<p>I have a quandary. In my flat, we have (to date) four rules of life. Two of these rules (1 and 4) this evening appear to be in direct opposition with one another. The situation is that I might have to go out for a drink with a friend in central London. The rules are as follows: 1) Inside Good, Outside Bad. 2) Everyone's a **** (i) Men are particularly ****s. 3) <b>Buffy is life</b>. 4) Vodka is our friend. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">What shall I do?</a> [You have until 9pm GMT to answer this question.]</p>
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<p>If someone said that they were going away for a week, but that they'd give you a ring once they'd got back, at what stage can one start legitimately getting slightly narked? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Your answers please!</a></p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (5)</b> So you think you're angry with <b>Big</b> for the way the evening ended the other day, and you'd chucked him a very brief e-mail designed to assess the lines of communication, to which there had been no reply. So after a conversation with a friend, you decide that what you <b>really</b> want to do is give him a quick ring. So you do. And he hangs up on you. Which makes you think, what the hell? So you sit there for a minute being puzzled and slightly irritable, before deciding to be magnanimous. So you send a text message saying: 'Fair enough. See you around sometime". And then he rings up immediately. His dog is playing in the river, and he's all cheery. <b>What exactly does one say in this situation?</b></p>
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<p>This is possibly the least helpful article on <a href="http://www.parentsoup.com/families/experts/preteens/qas/0,7813,190126_150260,00.html">dealing with a gay teenager</a> that I have ever read. And I can only hope and pray that in ten or twenty years time, comments like "In truth, no parent wishes for a gay child. Who would want their son or daughter to follow a lifestyle that invites ridicule, heartache and prevents grandchildren!" will be considered hopelessly backwards and insulting by all reasonable people.</p>
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<p>[After <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>] I've submitted a word ('unsightful') to the <a href="http://www.pseudodictionary.com">pseudodictionary</a>. <b>Have you?</b></p>
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<p>Grant Morrison, personal god of mine, and my first and only hero, is shortly to take over the writing of the world's biggest selling comic-book, the <b>X-men</b>. For those of you who promise not to think me a completely ridiculous geek, here (along with some discussion) are some <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000078">scans of the first two pages</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (6):</b> So you're in a shop and you see a magazine, and on the cover is some guy that you wanted to be involved with. And you say to yourself, Good Christ. And you send them a text message which reads, Good Christ. And you take the magazine into a bar and order a coke. And you sit down and open the magazine. And then you put the coke down, feel slightly weird, leave the bar, get on a tube and go home.</p>
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<p>A while ago I was looking for a site that could simulate how sites would look in other browsers. Well thanks to a co-worker at <A href="http://www.avondi.com">Avondi</a>, I've found <a href="http://www.netmechanic.com/">one</a>. The only problem is you have to pay them up to $120 a year for the privilege. If I <b>had</b> that much spare cash at the moment, however, I'd do it in a heartbeat - I've watched it in action, and it's a sweet piece of online kit. Designing cross-browser and platform is tricky enough if you are using a PC, but when you design on a Mac, something like this would be an absolute life-saver.</p>
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<p>As I experience yet another entirely frustrating battle with page rendering on Netscape, I am forced to agree (for a moment at least) with Jakob Nielsen: <a href="http://www.useit.com/alertbox/9612.html">Frames Suck Most of the Time</a>.</p>
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<p>Yesterday I went to see <A href="http://atnzone.com/moviezone/guides/themexican/">The Mexican</a> with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_04_01_x.shtml#3422924">Meg</a>. But afterwards I didn't do anything creative at all. In fact I wandered into town, had a brainfart and came home again. My mind operates in prescribed orbits at the moment - and the orbits get faster and smaller. I want my old mind back - larger orbits, slower, more thorough. Peaceful.</p>
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<p><b>Today 3.00 GMT</b>: <a href="http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?13@@.ee824c9/9">Anti-globalisation protests : Naomi Klein Live Online</a>. Get yourself a comfy seat and a packet of bourbons, as Ms Klein takes on months of media doublespeak. Then go buy her <a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','0006530400','us','0312203438');">bloody book</a>. If it doesn't inspire aggression and post-capitalist ire in you then you're a better person than I want to be.</p>
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<li> Having respect for what you do (equals creative input).
<li> Doing that thing well (enjoying it to the extent that you don't clockwatch).
<li> Being recognised for same.
<li> Changing the world in some way (for the better).
<li> Getting enough money to not have to worry about stuff.
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<p> "The picture-story fantasy cuts loose the hampering debris of art and artifice and touches the tender spots of universal human desires and aspirations. . . . Comics speak, without qualm of sophistication, to the innermost ears of the wishful self." -- William Moulton Marston [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A29691-2001Apr17.html">Wonder Woman's Powers</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Seethru</b> once again proves itself to be of rather higher quality than your usual online zine, with the stunning feature <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/features/jamie_oliver/index.htm">10 Reasons Why Jamie Oliver Is So My Bitch</a> [<b>made by: <a href="http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/weblog.html">ampnet</a></b>]. You can take <a href="http://www.salon.com">Salon</a> and shove it up your arse, frankly. I'm happy with my new ziny chums. <b>I wonder if they've got any jobs going...</b></p>
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<p><b>Tuesday May 1st 2001:</b> The May Day Demonstrations are happening in London today, about five minutes from where I am working at the moment. I have decided to take the day off work rather than deal with the fallout of moving in and out of town. Part of me thinks I should be there. Another part thinks I very definitely shouldn't.</p>
<p>Where to go for online coverage? The <b>Guardian</b> is doing a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/mayday/0,7368,475106,00.html">Special Report</a> online all day, which includes a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/mayday/story/0,7369,481267,00.html">statement of intent</a> that you can't really fault. There are also discussions on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000075">Barbelith</a>, dossiers at <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/dossier/id341/pg1/">disinfo</a> and live updates at <a href="http://uk.indymedia.org/">uk.indymedia.org</a>. Meanwhile the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/newsid_1305000/1305875.stm">BBC</a> gets right down to the practicalities of being snotty and concentrating on violence and injuries.</p>
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<p>My net access goes down for eight hours and I nearly snap from the strain of it all. I'm stuck at home unable to do anything - it's like a limb's been removed. Many episodes of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> later, I'm left considering the amount of crutches I need to be able to operate effectively at the moment, and whether or not it's an attractive feature in a man to be gutted by a high-school awards ceremony with a toy umbrella covered in tinsel and marked with the words 'Buffy Summers - Class Protector'.</p>
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<p>"I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it.
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<p><b>Fuck it.</b> While we are at it, in the spirit of the times, and because I have never in my life felt more in tune with the spirit of a TV character (and you can laugh all you like, but if you do I'll come around your house and punch you in the face), I am going to say it loud and I am going to say it clear. To the legions out there who understand, to the hordes of aggrieved individuals who feel angry about something or other <b>all the bloody time</b> whether they really need to or not, to <b>Nails</b> and <b>Black Katherine</b> for looking after <b>Rabbit</b> - say it with me one and all: <b>"Dammit. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm tired of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm <i>through</i> being everybody's butt-monkey!"</b> [<a href="http://www.buffy.com/slow/mortuary/p5abb01.html" title="Slurp shit and die, monkey-kind">Deal with it</a>]</p>
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<p>Apple release the new <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook/">iBook</a>, and frankly i'm a bit disappointed. It's looks, well, pretty much like a laptop to me. And a fairly clunky one at that. Still, it's reasonably inexpensive, and its specifications are relatively impressive...</p>
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<p><b>We are Big Brother</b> Spy on your fellow citizens, or extend your vision across the country, the hemisphere (or indeed the world) with <a href="http://www.camvista.com/index.php3">camvista</a>. "A camera on every street corner, in every home, in every head."</p>
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<blockquote>"Our highest ideal was -- and remains -- individual liberty. Theirs was the construction of a vast communist empire. Their totalitarian regime held much of Europe captive behind an iron curtain."</blockquote>
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<p>The things I thought I'd miss from <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> are, it seems, exactly the things that I <b>do</b> miss - Matt, Fran, Rhonda, Richard and David. I went out for lunch with most of them today at the restaurant under <a href="http://www.habitat.co.uk">Habitat</a> on Tottenham Court Road. The food was pleasant, the company even better. And they even look indulgent when I explode into expletives. What more could you ask for of friends?</p>
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<p><b>Explore-london.co.uk</b> is a guide to London that comes complete with a list of <a href="http://www.explore-london.co.uk/weblogs.html">London weblogs</a>, which includes my good self. There is, however, some kind of weird pollution in the meme-stream as they manage to spell <b>plasticbag.org</b> incorrectly (along with about five other sites I've been to recently that specialise in the misplacement of the letter 'L').</p>
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<p><b>Work It Harder Make It Stronger<br />
Do It Faster Makes Us Stronger<br />
More Then Ever Hour After<br />
Hour Work Is Never Over</b></p>
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<p><b>Health Warning:</b>"Always read the label. Do not mix with alcohol. No purchase necessary. The value of your Tom� may fall as well as rise. May contain traces of nuts." [Courtesy of <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_05_01_expired.html#3462843">Davo</a> ]</p>
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<p>At work at the moment I am using some version control software called Visual SourceSafe Explorer. I've never used this software before, but one of the coolest things about it is that when you 'check in' a file you've been working on, you are asked to put in a comment about what it actually is that you've done. Endless files fiddled around with equals endless comments to be inserted. And each one makes you want to be a <b>little</b> more imaginative. Which brings me to this:</p>
<p><b>Version Control Haiku:</b></p>
<p>costs.html<br />
there was a link to it here<br />
but now it has gone</p>
<p>The emphasis tags<br />
Should not be on the menu<br />
So I removed them.</p>
<p>The Validator<br />
Found the problems to be few<br />
But I fixed them all.</p>
<p>The text is corrected<br />
But nasty errors remain<br />
in the depths of code</p>
<p>I changed some copy<br /> Making one full paragraph<br /> Into two small ones</p>
<p>Adjusted bullets<br />
That aligned incorrectly<br />
They now work ok.</p>
<p>Inserted comma<br />
That is all I accomplished<br />
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<p><b>Thank God:</b> The bloody tube strike has been suspended (or at least postponed for a couple of weeks). [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1307000/1307103.stm">more</a>] This means that vast tracts of potential social life have been suddenly freed up. Now, what shall I do <b>tonight</b>?</p>
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<p>He's a serious Mister<br />Shake his hand and he'll<br />twist your arm<br />With monopoly money<br />we'll be buying the funny farm<br /><br />So I'll do flips,<br />and get paid in chips<br />from a diamond as big as the Ritz -<br /><b>Then I'm calling it quits.</b> [<a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/2F6264642EAF9E2C482568C100180FED">Source</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Excerpts from 'My Big Gay Life' (7)</b> In what is fast becoming a pattern, you bounce cheerfully into town at the beck and call of <b>Big</b> only to find him esconced with a couple of old friends of his. After a couple of hours, he ups and leaves you in a bar with them. They are perfectly pleasant people. But it's not really the point.</p>
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<p>I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_29_secret_archive.shtml#3454043">ok?</a></p>
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<p>Do not delay. This is serious. Go and read <a href="http://glassdog.com/lance/lance.shtml?life_serial/050101">Lance's Last Life Serial</a> immediately. And then <a href="http://glassdog.com/contact/index.shtml">contact him</a> and tell him what a brave piece of writing that was, how important it was and how it may actually change the lives of a lot of people. Then, everyone, work with me to calm him down. This is a good, creative man. It's a terrible shame that he has decided not to give us any more insight into his life...</p>
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<p>I think we both can and should take <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> to task, nay court, for finding <a href="http://www.planetrapido.com/gwp/jonah/">Jonah and his Whale</a> on the net. It's people like Luke who destroy the net for the decent people, the moral majority. Like me and <a href="http://www.guardiancentury.co.uk/1980-1989/Story/0,6051,108247,00.html" title="When will you DIE!?">Mary Whitehouse</a>.</p>
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<p>Following a long and involving conversation over AIM with <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, it has been established that I have to start a band called <b>The Arsehole Puppets</b>. Either that, or he has to write a book called <b>The Blinding Power of the Arsehole Puppets</b>. The phrase 'Arsehole Puppet' having come up with regard to those people who put themselves completely in the power of people who really don't deserve it, just so they can be treated badly.</p>
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<p><b>Life Lessons for a Megalomaniac</b>: It's not important what you do. It's just important that you do something. Be Churchil, be Stalin, be the Unabomber, be Marie Curie, be Oskar Schindler, be Jack the Ripper. Be big, be bold, build it up, burn it down. Being mediocre is no longer excusable. The revolution will never come. Nothing you do will matter. You'll never produce anything 'good enough'. You'll never do anything that truly 'satisfies'. Stride the city at night like a god. Get yourself killed.</p>
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<p>My daily <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk">SeeThru</a> love continues [<b>Subliminal:</b> <blink>Give me a job</blink>] with this stunning feature on the British film industry and the latest Guy Ritchie project <a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/features/britfilm/index.htm">Capers and Capability</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/pico_quiz/sci-fi_end.htm?19">Apparently</a> I set the video for FarScape, I own Babylon 5 on DVD, I have the Space 1999 fansite in my "Favourites" folder, but I'm not really in it for the sci fi, I just like watching alien totty prancing about in jumpsuits. Although this is perfectly acceptable behaviour for a fourteen-year-old, apparently, I might want to try weaning myself onto someone more adult: Charlie Dimmock, say, or Jennie Bond, the BBC's court correspondent. [<a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk" title="I really do. I'm that sad. It's like a weblog, only, you know, good">I love Seethru</a>]</p>
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<p>In honour of <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>'s impending mental breakdown, I hereby declare this day to (for once at least) not be 'all about me', but instead to be <b>ALL ABOUT MEG</b>. All posts should be about how wonderful she is, and how much we love her and all that kind of stuff, else she will hack us all apart with carving knifes. This is the voice of the Nerditons.</p>
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<p>The more books we read, the clearer it becomes that the true function of the writer is to produce a masterpiece and that no other task is of any consequence. Obvious thought this should be, how few writers will admit it, or having drawn the conclusion, will be prepared to lay aside the piece of irridescent mediocrity on which they have embarked! Writers always hope that their next books is going to be their best, and will not acknowledge that they are prevented by their present way of life from ever creating anything different.</p>
<p>Every excusion into journalism, broadcasting, propaganda and writing or the films, however grandiose, will be doomed to disappointment. To put our best into these is another folly, since thereby we condemn good ideas as well as bad to oblivion. It is in the nature of such work not to last, and it should never be undertaken. Writers engrossed in any literary task which is not an assault on perfection are their own dupes, and, unless these self-flatterers are content to dismiss such activity as their contribution to the war effort, <b>they might as well be peeling potatoes</b>. [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0140285547','us','0892550589');">The Unquiet Grave</a>]</p>
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<p>Finally someone has had the balls to write a long, considered and well thought-out riposte to the endless repeating saga that is accusations of link whoredom, web-elitism and self-important back-slapping wank. Every community of creative individuals - particularly thosed based in such a collaborative space as the internet - suffers these problems at times. And 'as above, so below', you don't have to be a particularly important or significant individual to have run foul of it on occasion. So <b>thank you</b>, Mr Zeldman for <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/circlejerk/">"Circle Jerks"</a>.</p>
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<p>Hello, my name is Tom. I have not slept with you. Do you understand? I have not slept with you. Let's make this very very clear. Whether you think it is reasonable or not, I am prepared to sue you if you say that I've slept with you. Do you hear me? And what do you think is a reasonable amount to sue for? $10,000? $100,000? No, I'm afraid you'd be wrong. $1,000,000? $10,000,000? No. I'm afraid I'm going to sue you for $100,000,000 because I am so incredibly neurotic about being thought to have slept with you. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/showbiz/newsid_1310000/1310500.stm">Do you understand me now?</a></p>
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<p>So I'm doped up to the eyeballs on Nurofen Plus because the whole right hand side of my mouth is convulsing in tooth related pain. All my teeth can't start hurting at the same time, so I'm assuming that it is jaw-related or a trapped nerve or something. Pain clarifies a lot of things and clouds a lot of others. The Adrenalin released alone opens up entirely new vistas of aggression and potential violence. Resentments seethe and expand to fill the available space. Given freedom to roam they stop attacking one's self image and take to the streets looking to start a fight.</p>
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<p>More information (and pictures) of the man who allegedly is having an affair with Tom Cruise: <a href="http://messageboard.digiweb.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000054.html">Kyle Bradford</a>. Check out <a href="http://www.kylebradford.com">kylebradford.com</a> for his side of the story. [<a href="http://www.bgeast.com/cat/AW91F3.html">more</a> | <a href="http://www.bgeast.com/cat/catalog.cgi?profile=kyle_bradford">more</a> | <a href="http://www.theatrealliance.org/talent/actors/bradford_kyle.html">not the same guy</a> | <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=kyle+bradford">Google</a>]</p>
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<p><b>The Horror:</b> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, the <b>evil</b> Davo, has decided to train in me in the ways of the young homosexual around town with at trip to <a href="http://www.g-a-y.co.uk/eventdetail.asp?ID=39">G.A.Y.</a> this evening. I've never been before, despite being 28 (and counting). Anyone else who happens to be going, look out for us - I'm always keen for someone new prepared to buy me a drink.</p>
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<p>We cannot think if we have no time to read, nor feel if we are emotionally exhausted, nor out of cheap material create what is permanent. We cannot coordinate what is not there. [<a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','0140285547','us','0892550589');">The Unquiet Grave</a>]</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://uncertain.org/~kevan/cgi-bin/surrealist.cgi">spookily surreal Anne Robinson</a> informed me (believe it or not) that, "You are the peskiest plastic bag.
Goodbye!" What am I to say? She saw right through me.</p>
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<p>For the first time in my life I went to a night-club and became aware that I might very well be ten years older than some of the other people there. There was one kid there, dressed in black, dancing on the stage, who was very cute indeed. He can't have been more than eighteen though. Of course, whether or not one has the slightest intention of taking things any further, it is always gratifying to get signals of interest. Unfortunately, the evening was generally characterised by signals - all with no follow through. Perhaps they were encrypted. Perhaps I misunderstood. Thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, David and Nick H for the fun that was had. <!-- and curses on the blonde teenagers who slammed their head against my face on the dance floor, leading me to near apoplectic fits of rage at three in the morning.--></p>
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<p><b>Tom Total Life Rebuilding:</b> So the process now is one of working through everything that is wrong in my life and reassembling it bit by bit from the fragments that remain. <b>Stage one</b> has got to be finding work, but this is a long stage and not a particularly productive one at the moment, so this has been downgraded in priority slightly to the more plausible, "work out what the next step is to be, and pay the bills in the meantime". <b>Stage two</b> has been redetermining my relationship with the gay community, as seen in the development of new friendships with gay people, an increased relationship with the scene (and all its horrors) and an increase of gay-related entertainment (clubs, bars, meals and the like). This stage is proceeding admirably. <b>Stage three</b> concerns my environment, and the dragging of my flat into a habitable state that I am not ashamed of. The first part of this quest has involved a trip to <a href="http://www.ikea.co.uk/">IKEA</a> [thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and David], where although it isn't easy to find stuff that will make you profoundly happy, it is very easy to find stuff to replace the things that depress you. <b>Stage four</b> is an increased emphasis on the production of things that I have respect for - and if they have to be outwith the working environment, then so be it. <b>Stage five</b> is sanity. And it will come with time.</p>
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<p>Live those dreams<br />
Scheme those schemes<br />
Got to hit me<br />
Hit me<br />
Hit me with those laser beams</b> [<a href="http://user.tninet.se/~asf840z/lyrixrelax.html">Relax!</a>]</p>
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</SCRIPT>In lieu of actual content this morning, you can instead watch me reorganise my bedroom (with occasional asides to camera) on: <A href="javascript:remote()">plasticbag.org | cam</a>.</p>
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<p>Blog addiction has a powerful grip. Mo tried to quit. He really did. He went to Blog Betty Ford, but it did no good. He tried The Priory, but it was all for naught, because he's back on the bottle at <a href="http://momorgan.com/blog/">Mo Morgan (dot com)</a> in just another five days time...</p>
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<p><b>Thus spake <a href="http://www.kylebradford.com/">Kyle Bradford</a>:</b></p>
<p>I care about my reputation and my family's feelings. Both were severely
hurt by the false and vicious stories that I had a gay sexual affair with Tom Cruise and talked about it in an interview with a French Magazine.</p>
<p>Firstly, I don't know Tom Cruise and never said I did. Secondly, I've never given any such interview and have never even been to France where this "affair" supposedly started.</p>
<p>I haven't the slightest evidence of Tom Cruise being gay, and I have
certainly never said any such thing to any magazine. Certainly I have never
indicated to anyone that I had any kind of gay liaison with Mr. Cruise.</p>
<p>I understand Mr. Cruise's anger over this article. It is disgusting. I am
equally angry. If I can assist him in discovering the person or persons who
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<p>Unfortunate coincidences: <b>1)</b> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> writes 'Up The Arse, Or Not At All' for <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">UpsideClown</a> - including the line, "How many things could you fit up your arse? Answer: Two, three, a dozen maybe. A hundred marbles perhaps, although they'd be quite chilly, and you'd need margarine." <b>2)</b> Simultaneously, <b>Kylie</b> belts out, "Have an havanna, Pass me a peach, Rub on some lotion, The places l can't reach". <b>Thus:</b> My mind fills with unpleasant imagery.</p>
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<p>I was talking to <b>Evil Michael</b> last night about the necessary self-censoring that goes on in weblogs - why I can't be completely open about <b>Mr Big</b> for one, why I can't really vent about <b>Max</b> and <b>Peter</b> for two, why I can't talk about what goes on at work for three. He cut fairly close to home when he said that honesty and freedom to express oneself had to be the <b>aim</b> nonetheless - even if that had to be compromised occasionally.</p>
<p>An occasional flash back to first principles cannot help but be a good thing - it makes you remember the core of the enterprise - which for me has always been to have a place to <b>put stuff down</b>, to empty my head. I found it profoundly useful to be able to do this on screen rather than in real life. To an extent, I've lost that ability steadily over the last year and a half. So I'm working on a graduated privacy scheme for <b>plasticbag.org</b> as we speak, whereby I can open it up to certain people and keep it very private from others.</p>
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<p><b>The amazing <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> colour scheme experiment.</b> So the problem is that I can't think of a decent colour scheme for the <b>Underground</b> that sums up the aesthetic of fast-paced media-savvy intelligent subversion. And in the process of attempting to change it, I accidentally overwrote the original colour scheme, leaving the site with a decidedly <b>plasticbag.org</b>-ish look and feel. So the question begins: <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me your colour schemes</a>. [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000014">Discuss / Requirements</a>]</p>
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<p>I've spend some of this afternoon fixing some odds and ends around the shop. For one, there is now a pop-up webcam link above that will give you endless access into my tedious kingdom (on those two or three occasions a year I have it on). Also, I have fixed the Barbelith Recent Posts section at the end of the page - so now the links actually go somewhere on the new board (and its revolting new colours).</p>
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<p>I'm unbelievably flattered that <a href="http://www.arc23.com">ARC23</a> should link to me in the 'good stuff' section of their site. I suppose that must mean to an extent that I'm doing <b>something</b> right with this bloody site.</p>
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<p>Heather Cirmo works for the 'Family Research Council', which is unfortunately another pseudo-scientific organisation that purports to know what's best for individuals while backing it up with an assortment of near-science that almost continually says something rather different to the message that they want to give out. The latest piece of ridiculous nonsense that they've come out with concerns <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/569851.asp">Jack's kiss on Dawson's Creek</a>. And I quote, "Science is inconclusive as to whether you�re born homosexual or whether it�s environmental. But the thousands upon thousands of people who�ve left the homosexual lifestyle demonstrate that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice rather than an inborn characteristic." One of the wonderful aspects of this kind of argument is that it only trusts the opinions of those who say that they have 'changed' from being gay, while completely ignoring the many hundreds of thousands of other gay people who haven't. It doesn't ask what the differences between the two groups of people might be in terms of pressure and or upbringing. It doesn't have any basis for measuring whether someone is or isn't gay other than self-declaration. It is, in a word, facetious and insulting to those of us who have battled to carve ourselves out a life under the near continuous snotty glare of those who would continually tell us that our lives are 'corrupt', 'substandard' or 'immoral'. It's like telling someone in a concentration camp that if they'd only STOP being Jewish...</p>
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<p>Revisions and expansions to <b>plasticbag.org</b>, and in direct response to Heather Cirmo (see previous post), I've added a section '<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/articles/">articles</a>' in which I plan to place the few pieces I've written, including a piece on <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/articles/gay_teenagers.shtml">homophobic bullying in schools</a>. The visibility of gay characters on television may be compromising Christian right-wing morality, but I can say with my hand on my heart that it is averting the suicide of gay teenagers. This is something <b>worth fighting for</b>.</p>
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<p>I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Readers. Readers, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a TOM 9000 computer. </p>
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<p>Game of the day is <a href="http://www.celebritybattles.com/">Celebrity Battles</a>, the only online arena where battling celebrities can fight to the death. Complete with instantly updated charts showing you who <b>you</b> wouldn't like to be trapped in a deathmatch with. Currently beating the crap out of all contenders under a purple sky in a dark alien arena is the almighty <a href="http://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb.php?cb_ID=179">Patrick Stewart</a>. Let's get ready to rumble!</p>
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<p>With a general election fast approaching, it is time to start thinking about how to cast your vote. In previous years, there has always been the threat of <b>another</b> Conservative victory to force you out of your comfortable sofa and out onto the street. This year, that seems rather unlikely, but complacency <b>will</b> result in that horrid little troll as Prime Minister. You know who I mean. <!-- Note: although I have voted Labour and Liberal in the last two general elections, and plan to vote Labour once again, I am not 'anti-Conservative' in the slightest. I would have voted for Thatcher in 1979 and possibly after that as well. It does politics no good whatsoever to remain true to a party come what may. This makes them complacent, unresponsive and eventually dangerous. A varied voting position, responding to events and policies is the only way to encourage the political process to move towards positions that YOU hold dear. Unfortunately at the moment we lack an effective opposition and this has to change as soon as possible. In order for this to happen, I am afraid that Hague must lose this election and someone with a little more oomph must take over from him. --> In order to facillitate the voting process, I suggest that you go immediately and find out the track record of your local MP at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a>, and then go to <a href="http://www.tacticalvoter.net">tacticalvoter.net</a> to see how you might make your vote count more than normal, without compromising your values and beliefs. The latter site is a <b>must see</b>. [<b>PS</b> Issues of political bias are addressed in the source code.]</p>
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<p>It is clear to me now that when I get home I must move the coat hanger from my picture rail. I find it difficult to countenance my own cruelty in this matter. I am <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/2001_05_01_log-archive.php#3517634">making people unhappy</a> by not doing it/ I'm really sorry, Firda. I will open my psychic floodgates and let you in. [<b>related thought:</b> psychic <b>AIM</b> buddy-lists?]</p>
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<p>I have decided that the web would be greatly improved by the development of <b>things™</b>. We would not implement said <b>things™</b> purely for their own sake, clearly. Instead they would be part of a coherent <b>thing™</b> strategy. Said web <b>thing™</b> will be on the cutting edge of emerging web technology and will be central to all e-commerce / community-building enterprises in the coming dot.com resurgence. Warning: <b>things™</b> may not work. <b>Things™</b> may cause bleeding.</p>
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<p><b>I'm going to keep pushing this until I'm sure everyone has read it:</b> "In November, an inquest heard that a 15-year-old choirboy had been found hanged in his bedroom. Darren Steele had been left at home watching Neighbours by his mother when she went out for the evening. When she returned she found him dead. A note by his body explained that he had killed himself because of the bullying that he was suffering at school. Darren had been bullied because other students thought he was gay. At the inquest, his friends explained that he had been regularly taunted as a 'gay boy' and a 'poof' because of his interests in drama and cookery. Over the previous five years he had been systematically punched, verbally abused and even burned with cigarettes by other students. He never told a teacher." <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/articles/gay_teenagers.shtml">More >></a></p>
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<p>Can someone tell me whether the organisation <a href="http://www.narth.com/">NARTH</a> is essentially a hate organisation - albeit of a slightly different breed than the <a href="http://www.kukluxklan.org/">KKK</a>? I read their stuff and I think to myself, 'if they were saying this about black or asian people then they'd be screwed', but it's not quite the same is it? There is a quantifiable difference there.</p>
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<p><b>Plasticbag.org | Articles:</b> An interview with a young lesbian woman about her experiences at school: "When I was about 15 I decided to come out as being gay to my best friend. She was great about it. I remember being so overwhelmed. Shortly afterwards I told some of my other close friends. They seemed fine, but were more cautious. They didn't discuss it with me afterwards. I started to notice a change in attitude towards me at school. People kept their distance. Overnight there always seemed to be whispering around. Rumours started up that I was a slut - that I had slept with virtually every boy in the class - that I was weird - that I was a boy. When I was 16, a girl passed me a note. She asked me if it was true that I was gay. I was really surprised. I told her that I was, and she invited me to see a film with her." <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/articles/gay_teenagers_trauma.shtml">more >></a></p>
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<p><b>Via <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000158">Barbelith</a> (the caring subcultural community):</b></p>
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<p>Does <a href="http://www.habitat.net/wwwroot/others/home/dsp_home2.cfm?fuseaction=home&language=en&sw=no">this</a> look and work in a remarkably similar way to <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/frag/life.htm">this</a>? I think I liberally ripped off the code for it from someone <b>years</b> ago, before I developed scruples. Can't quite remember who. Probably <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">arehaus</a>. It was a long time ago. [Amusingly <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> pointed me in the direction of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/newdawn/sometimes.htm">this</a>, built by a friend of his, which is much more honest in its source code than I ever was.]</p>
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<p>I'm currently suffering designers-angst. I've been re-styling the Barbelith Underground overnight and did a quick new content bar, based a on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">the Guardian</a>. This was <b>partly</b> piss-take (subculture 'respectable' / 'detournement'), <b>partly</b> homage (I adore the Guardian's layout) and <b>partly</b> effective design solution. But it's still weirding me out and making me feel like a phony. Opinions, please on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=5">the new look.</a></p>
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<p>In honour of brow-beating Matt into agreeing to come around and look at my computer, I hereby declare this to be <a href="http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html">Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator Day</a>, and give my thanks not only to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Wish Bone</a>, but also to my other friends, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Aryan Fuck Toy</a>, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Ass Executioner</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Cock Gobler</a>. And a special <b>yo!</b> to our main man, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Juicy Ass</a>!</p>
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I've been waiting for Max to ring me since the day he got back from his holiday with
the evil Quayle. That, I think, was getting on for a month ago. He said he'd do it, but
he didn't. So I can only assume that either Peter's asked him not to, he's decided it's a
bad idea or he's just forgotten. None of them seem to be particularly good reasons to me,
but then I suppose they wouldn't. Of course I'd rather have been informed that an ending
was taking place - it seems crueler somehow this way. Gangland executions have been handled
more humanely.
So today I thought it was time to cut the cord finally. I know he's got other things on
his mind - that's why I left it this long. But I can't be the person who shouts all the
time. I can't forge a friendship of any kind out of bullying, and if he's not prepared
to make that smallest amount of effort, then I guess there's nothing there worth saving.
So I sent him a text message saying goodbye. And then a couple of hours later it occurred
to me that it might have sounded like I was trying to make him feel guilty, so I appended
another note, saying that I hoped I didn't sound bitchy, but that I thought it was time
we called it a day. As yet, I have yet to receive a reply. I don't really expect one.
I saw Toby in the supermarket on Sunday and he asked how I was. Well, I'm ok.
-->Text messages don't really seem to be weighty enough to end a friendship. But what else can I do? It seems any other level of contact would be unwanted. It's kind of gutting, the way these things play out - the way you <b>know</b> you'd have done things differently if you knew then what you know now. I suppose the next stage is to excise any presence from my life. Delete the phone numbers stored in the phone, delete the e-mail addresses stored on the computer. Close the door. Cut the cord.</p>
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Of course then he DID send me a text message and then we DID talk
on the phone and he's going to contact me when he's split up with the evil Quayle. Or at least he says he is. I find the idea unlikely, but I suppose
it's possible. At least I think I've done the decent thing, which for possibly
the first time in this whole fiasco gives me some kind of self-respect.-->All this stuff is a hell of a lot more complicated than you'd think. Does God play dice with the universe? No, but he made such an absurdly ridiculous place to live in that it's impossible to tell the difference.</p>
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<p><b>Here's a new game for you:</b> The Interpretation of <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/cam/index.html">webcams</a> through <a href="http://members.aol.com/nonverbal2/diction1.htm#The%20NONVERBAL%20DICTIONARY">body language</a>. The insight I have into mood here is astonishing.</p>
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<p>Suddenly convinced that my flatmates are furious with me, I hide in my room all evening making grumpy faces and feeling weird. I emerge and while lingering at the sitting room door watch my flatmate giggle at Eurotrash. Offhand I ask, "can I just check whether you're angry at me or not". At which point she stares at me like I've just fallen from the sky in a duck costume and slowly says, "No, but I am mildly perturbed by you..." I leave the room.</P>
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<p>Oh the shame. Oh the embarrassment. To have my sordid lifestyle captured by camera. And I thought I'd managed to cover it up. But no, my dread secret is finally out. And what will <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> do, I wonder? How will she tell her boyfriend? Oh the shame. And the most terrible thing of all is that we were looking at naked pictures of Corny himself on her digicam at the time. [<a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">What the hell is he talking about? (click) GAH I'M BLIND!"</a>]</p>
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<p>We start today on a sombre note. Childhood hero to many and author of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1326000/1326657.stm">Douglas Adams</a>, has died of a heart-attack aged 49. Discuss this horrible turn of events at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7639">Metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p>Lack of imagination or taken down? Went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0218817">Antitrust</a> (more on this later - nyah ha ha ha ha) and in it is a company called <b>skullbocks</b>. They are often mentioned as having their own website, skullbocks.com, but when you try to visit the URL there's <a href="http://www.skullbocks.com/">nothing there</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Antitrust Antivert:</b> As I said earlier I went to see Antitrust this evening. What I didn't say was that it actually was really quite poor. However, there were some incredibly (unintentionally) funny bits. By way of an affectionate tribute to the film, combined with some good old fashioned advertising, I present you with the Antitrust Antivert:</p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td><script language="javascript" src="http://www.barbelith.com/antitrust/antiad_antitrust.js"></script></td></tr></table></p>
<p>A tremendous amount of thanks to <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance Arthur</a> for the code, and to him and <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> for playing my 'build something cool in an hour and a half, ending at 1am GMT' game, that has caused me to release lacklustre product and have a couple of minor caffeine related heart-flutters. [<a href="http://fneh.net/simon/who/index.html">Simon's project</a>]</p>
<p>This is <b>very</b> much only the beginning of the advertising campaign. If you would like your image to be included, then find me a good quote about the film and chuck me a photo and I'll assemble an ad for you as soon as possible. In the meantime, if you want to include the ad on your site, then just insert the code below:</p>
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<p>Where did <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> go? Oh I don't know, oh I don't know. Oh, where did <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> go? Oh <a href="http://judy.hourihan.com/">here they are with Judy</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Thoughts and Reflections on Friday Night:</b></p>
<p>My last day at <a href="http://www.avondi.com">Avondi</a> filled me with a strange mix of relief and anxiety. Incidental contract jobs are never tremendous fun - you don't have a lot invested in them, and they don't have a lot invested in you. But nonetheless, it is money. And when your source of money goes away, well the fear starts up again.</p>
<p>Well, to counteract the fear - and extend the weekend - after a quick trip home I met up with two gay friends of mine, <b>John W</b> and <b>Nick H</b> and we went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0222850">Broken Hearts Club</a>. This was a pleasant surprise - a gay film that didn't get too maudlin, didn't deal too much with coming out and managed to deal with the thing I'm most interested in at the moment - the community of friends that you do or don't develop and their relationships. And some of the relationship stuff kind of felt like a kick in the head - if only because I'm trying to make that mental shift from sleeping with people to going out with people without the person who actually convinced me I could make such a shift in the first place. And you know, sleeping with people is fun - but more about that later.</p>
<p>Film ends and I browbeat my colleagues into a visit to G.A.Y. where I am immediately obsessed by the cheap nastiness of my t-shirt which I accidentally bought earlier in the day. But within half an hour John, Nick and I are joined by Sam C on the stage in the middle of the dance floor. Remember - I'm new to this, I've only been to G.A.Y. once before and that was last week. Honestly, I had a great time. Anyway - halfway through the evening I met this charming shirtless gentleman called Claudio. He was fairly keen and after a couple of hours of mid dance floor fumbling, it became clear to me that this man would quite cheerfully claim the title of 'best looking man I've ever shagged' if I were to agree to take him home with me. Which is why I was startled when I realised that I wasn't going to. That I was going to walk off, get a drink, find my friends and go home. I'm still trying to figure out why I did it. Didn't feel right, I suppose.</p>
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<p><b>E-mail to Kerry:</b> "I was taking a group of foreign tourists to LA, one of whom had a tiny tiny Alien Baby. And they didn't speak English very well and hadn't organised a place to stay. So I had to ring you up and ask if I could bring them for the evening (there were like 16 of them), and you said yes, and I came, and when you were out of the room I pounced on Sean, and then Sean told you that I'd pounced on him, even though it seemed like he quite enjoyed it at the time and you went NUTS and threw us all out on the street. And you lived in this kind of Scooby-Doo like haunted mansion. FUCKING WEIRD, HUH?"</p>
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<p><b>9.45am:</b> Take vitamin supplement pill. Light cigarette. Leave flat. Walk towards Maida Vale tube. <b>10.00am:</b> Pick up yogurt drink at Baker Street, and change for Circle Line to Farringdon (back at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> for a few days). Board train. Burp loudly. Feel slightly rough. <b>10.10am:</b> Exit train, start sweating. Cross the road towards Bleeding Heart Yard. RUN into side street. Vomit for ten minutes, shoes / trouser-legs covered. Vomit is grey. <b>10.20am:</b> Arrive at work. Build frameset for contact pop-up window.</p>
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<p>I was listening to <a href="http://www.xfm.co.uk">Xfm</a> at work this morning when a news announcer starts speaking in a voice normally reserved for the death of a member of the royal family. "Michael Stipe," he says, "<b>is gay</b>." The world reels in shock at this announcement. "Surely not!" the cry is heard, "He always seemed so <b>alive</b>." ThisIsLondon.com has the full absence of <a href="http://www.pagesix.com/celebritynews/26545.htm">story</a>.</p>
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<p>Evening with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> drives me into bizarre frenzy as usual. Feel weirdly psyched for an hour or so afterwards. Like I should beat someone up or something. Head full of nodes and connections and synonyms. Painfully slowly parts of head not used for years kick into gear.</p>
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<p>You see at least <a href="http://www.frykitty.com/2001_05_01_archive.html#3625177">some</a> <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">people</a> get my sense of humour. I suppose I should be thankful for that.</p>
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<p>Although the description of this article might seem slightly hyperbolic (<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1330000/1330190.stm">Scientists obtain their most precise measurement of the difference between matter and antimatter, and explain why the Universe exists.</a>) - the fact that scientists have now manage to determine why the creation of matter and anti-matter at the birth of the universe did not result in complete mutual annihilation remains astonishing.</p>
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<p>Listening to <a href="http://www.xfm.co.uk">Xfm</a> at work brings on winsome feelings and nostalgia for university life (the amount of dedications for people having exams at <a href="http://www.ucl.ac.uk/">UCL</a> is astonishing) along with a certain amount of irritation that I can't ring up <b>Max</b> and see how he's getting on. Are you having exams at UCL? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Drop me a line</a></p>
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<p>I'm literally astonished by the depths the Conservative party will go to in order to scrabble for votes in this election. There's no honesty, just obvious attempts to manipulate the electorate. And it's so transparent. I doubt there's a single person in the country who believes that the state of the country has declined significantly since Labour got into power. Even my parents have said that they haven't done <b>too</b> much damage (although they still maintain it's just a question of time). With this in mind it seems astonishingly crass to use a campaign based around the intimation that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/newsid_1332000/1332365.stm">Labour's policies on early releases have caused rapes</a>. Juliet Lyon, the director of the Prison Reform Trust is quoted in the article as saying: "This is scaremongering. The general public deserve full information." I couldn't agree more. [<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7703">Metafilter</a> | <a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/metadetail.mefi/580">Metatalk</a> ]</p>
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<p>Long have I been labouring under the impression that the root of all evil <!-- worked at Time Out and had an ingrowing butt-hair and--> had been condemned to the <b>source</b>. But no! <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> informs me that quite contrary to appearances, <a href="http://devnull.mine.nu/GirlsEvil.jpg">Girls are Evil</a>.</P>
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<p>Now <b>here's</b> a novel use for a weblog - <a href="http://www.thebackroom.net/">thebackroom.net</a> is basically a dirty porn site for gay people to write about what they've been up to in bed, online and out and about. It really is tremendously dodgy, but very very entertaining. <b>Question?</b> Would you enjoy plasticbag.org more if it had more naked men on it? In which case, for one post only, please feel free to visit <a href="http://www.skincaps.org/">skincaps</a> which is full of the bloody creatures.</p>
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<p><b>Warning: this post contains many links to Amazon.</b></p>
<p>Two <b>very</b> different slices of Americana have been impacting on my life recently. On Monday, on the way into work, I started to read <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0141185104','us','0140177396');">Of Mice and Men</a> for the first time in over twelve years. I was forced to read it at school, and was completely incapable at the time of viewing it as anything but an unbelievably long, tedious chore. This time, the whole reading probably took me about two and a half hours - it's such a tiny book. But it came like a kick to the head.</p>
<p>The horror with books that I read at school is that - at the time - I didn't enjoy a single one of them. In fact some of them still haunt my mind as horrors to be tamed. There's a few lines at the front of Molly Keane's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1860498345','us','1860498345');">Good Behaviour</a> that still have the power to make me feel queasy. And yet, I've re-read many of these books <b>since</b> school, and found them all to be astonishingly powerful. <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099419785','us','0446310786');">To Kill A Mockingbird</a> is a case in point. What is it about schools that make the the reading of books such a hellish experience, I wonder?</p>
<p>The other juicy slice of trans-atlantic media-pie that I've been gorging myself on is the latest <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004TA8K','us','B00004TA8K');">Dandy Warhols</a> album. I bought it a while back and listened to it about ten times before promptly losing it. I have no idea where. It's been driving me mad for months. I keep ripping apart my bedroom in vain attempts to find it. Eventually last night I gave up and bought it again. And of course, unlike novels from school, it's not <b>quite</b> as good as my memories would suggest. Ah well.</p>
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<p>My appeal for UCL students to drop me a note has brought a couple of e-mails to my door, one of which slightly alarmed me and made me re-examine my motives for doing so. So I examined them, and frankly they stink, but <b>who gives a fuck</b>, right?</P>
<blockquote><b>Therapist:</b> "So your attempt to 'be there' for the horrors of exam life for random students seems to me to be a substitute for your lack of ability to 'be there' for your Ex (a man, I might add, of clearly significantly lacking taste)."<br />
<b>Tom:</b> "Why thank you Mr Therapist, I'm so glad you've noticed my finer qualities, and the absence of same in my bitter adversary (hey Peter!). So often these get left unnoticed. I always say that you have to do what you think is best, and I think I've stuck by that principle even when my thinking has been clearly butt-fucked by Satan."<br />
<b>Therapist:</b> "I do, however, think that you should question your motives when it comes to your perpetual baiting of the object of your Ex's current misguided affections. It seems purely designed to make him angry and irritable."<br />
<b>Tom:</b> "Ah well, old therapist chum, I'm afraid you have me bang to rights there. But it's only because someone told me he read my site. Don't see why he should get all the insights into my mental functioning without a occasional slap..."<br />
<b>Therapist:</b> "I think you should start coming every day, and having two hour sessions. I'm suspecting a certain lack of progress on several key issues here."</blockquote>
<p>So anyway, hey to <b>Mark Detre</b> - hope the exams go well. And similar thanks for the e-mail to <a href="http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~zctlt28/">Michelle Quah</a>, who is <b>dangerously</b> honest about her exams on her site.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.emode.com/career/result.jsp">Emode</a> tells me I am a detective. "The mysteries of man and nature stretch out before you, just waiting for your inquisitive mind. In your undying quest for the truth, you're best at finding solutions to complex problems. As a passionate and determined detective, you don't have time for any assistants. It's just as well really, since you work best alone, pondering the clues from your library or lab. You thrive on the problem-solving process, you could trouble shoot for Microsoft, and you won't rest until the questions are answered. The world could use a few more like you." Once you've taken the test, type in <b>tomcoates@yahoo.com</b> into the compare with your friends box to see how similar we are...</p>
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<p>Join the world's largest blog-link chain by linking to <a href="http://www.dansays.com/archives/index.asp?date=5/17/01#1150">Dan</a> linking to <A href="http://www.leiascofield.com/archive/2001_05_13_archive.asp#3659656">Leia</A> linking to <A href="http://www.accidentaljulie.com/index2.php">Julie</A> linking to <A href="http://www.consolationchamps.com/">James</A> linking all the way back to <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/#3646693">me</A> [All neglecting to link to <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/">Simon</a> in the process]. And I repeat, <a href="http://devnull.mine.nu/GirlsEvil.jpg">Girls are evil</a>. May the chain grow ever longer and more pointless.</p>
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<p>My current pet project - to get <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> some fun - got an unexpected shot in the arm today when he put his <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/ZL9A1PCGJOL4/202-6863998-6801468">wishlist</a> online. Go buy him stuff - he's like a teenager. They need it more than we do.</p>
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<p>Four pages from Peter Milligan's new X-force comic book: <a href="http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0105/18/x1.htm">1</a> | <a href="http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0105/18/x2.htm">2</a> | <a href="http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0105/18/x3.htm">3</a> | <a href="http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0105/18/x4.htm">4</a>. Comic books are for retards: "Ah. The Death of Sluk. Probably no great loss. He was only really useful at close range, with his creepy face things. And I might be a mutant, but I kind of like the members of my team to look at least half human. Note: Remind Beckah to review her alcohol mix. Gin Genie's tremors nearly killed all of us." [Via <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>]</p>
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<p>Joy of joys - now you too can read what must be one of the worst piece of writing I have ever produced. My review of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/05/18/rasputin_1996_review.shtml">Rasputin</a> is up on the BBC's film site, and I <b>really</b> don't like it. I can blame time pressures all I like, but in the end of the day I'm pretty sure it's just not cutting the mustard. Luckily I have a couple of other reviews to write which should give me an opportunity to redeem myself.</p>
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<p>More from <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films">BBC Films</a> - this time it's a review that I wrote for <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/05/18/on_the_waterfront_review.shtml">On the Waterfront</a>. This one I actually don't mind too much. It's not phenomenal, but it's not bad. I've got another one to write for Monday morning, so I guess they haven't realised how bad they are yet.</p>
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<p>I hereby proclaim Escape, at the end of <a href="http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=529589&Y=180922&A=Y&Z=1">Rupert Street</a>, to be my London bar of choice. It's small, relatively free of attitude and full of pleasant-looking, relatively nice young men and women. I've been going for a while now - it's not got the horrible desperate <b>need</b> of Rupert Street (the bar), nor is it as tacky as many of the cheesy gay places of Soho.</p>
<p>Anyway - I've been going for a while now semi-regularly. It's actually a laugh, which is cool. And I've just started meeting people there as well. Which is, you know, also good. I went on Thursday with <b>Nick H</b> and his friend <b>Scott</b>, and it accidentally turned out to be the Miss Kudos Drag Queen competition. A more motley crew of drag-acts you wouldn't believe. One of them had breast implants, no top and Marilyn Manson contact lenses in. One mimed (quite well) to Geri Halliwell.</p>
<p>I went last night as well - it was supposed to be a preamble to going clubbing, but I was exhausted from having been up all night writing reviews for the BBC. So by about midnight I wanted everyone around me dead. Which is a pity really, because there was a charming guy there called Will, [COMPLIMENTS EXCISED JUST IN CASE HE HASN'T READ THIS YET].</p>
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<p>I'm really excited about <a href="http://www.tigerlandmovie.com/">Tigerland</a>. I know it's been out for a thousand years everywhere else, but we've been waiting for it in the UK for months. Perhaps I can persuade <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> to go today.</p>
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<p><b>Search Engine Placement Strategy:</b> National Lottery, Maff, Foor and Mouth, Exchange rates, Eminem, Inland Revenue, SMS, text messaging, EastEnders, West Ham, PlayStation Cheats, Westlife, Alton Towers, Harry Potter, Arsenal FC, South West Trains, UCAS, Eurovision, Buffy, Revision, London Eye, Route planner. [Prurient content omitted | 20 most popular terms typed into <a href="http://www.msn.co.uk">MSN.co.uk</a> | As featured in <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian's</a> 'Editor' supplement]</p>
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<p><b>Excellent</b>. Absolutely no one reads this site any more. I have finally proved my theory that being a self-indulgent grumpy arsehole is <b>not</b> what the public want - whatever the lying, scheming, sack-of-shit bastards would try and make you believe. I'm going to make a button.</p>
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<p><b>Correction:</b> Due to horror of person mentioned in weblog discovering said weblog and then reading said weblog, the owner of said weblog now has to cover his tracks in a charming and engaging way by slagging him off - much like a four-year-old in the playground who feels awkward around girls. So I'd just like to say to the person concerned that they stink and that there is absolutely no way on earth that I'd ask them out for a drink sometime next week. Particularly not Wednesday. Ok? Got that? [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000220">This is not my fault</a>]</p>
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<p>Help encourage people to <b>not</b> come to plasticbag.org by including one of these buttons on your site today. And make sure they <b>don't</b> link back to this site, because that will rather defeat the whole purpose of the exercise. <b>Note:</b> This is not a double-bluff. [<a href="http://www.fneh.net/simon/2001_05_01_e.html#3712178">Ha ha</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Search engine request of the day:</b> So today someone typed in "<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=my+friend+is+being+a+bitch">My friend is being a bitch</a>" into <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> and the first thing they came across was my site. In fact this <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_01_secret_archive.shtml">old page</a>.</p>
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<p>So the question of the moment really is: "<a href="http://www.iamcal.com/ami/index.php?site=going out with paul digitaltrickery">Am I GOING OUT WITH PAUL DIGITALTRICKERY or NOT?</a>". I think I might submit my picture. I'd quite like to know whether I am or not. You never know. I <b>might</b> be.</p>
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<p>Leia Scofield's <a href="http://www.leiascofield.com/thirty.asp">30 DVDs in 30 Days</a> project reaches day 28 with <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0218817">Antitrust</a> and mentions the plasticbag.org <a href="javascript:window.open('http://www.plasticbag.org/antitrust_pop.html',%20'antitrust','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=auto,resizable=yes,copyhistory=no,width=300,height=300')">Antitrust subVERT project</a>.</p>
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<p>"Tom himself is a 400 lb, East Bolivian, overblown arsehole with delusions of grandeur, and a very strange fascination with hairless Mexican wrestlers.
Of course Tom doesn't read the path of thornes, so we're not worried." [<a href="http://path.salvagion.com/inside.shtml">Oh yeah?</a>]</p>
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<p>There's a slight work-related tension in the air today as I wait to hear whether or not I will be needed for a couple of weeks work at <a href="http://www.capitalradio.co.uk">Capital Radio</a>. Plus I'm supposed to finish a review for the BBC, drop some notes around web design agencies and follow up on a couple of other work-related leads. But again, for the second week in a row, the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a> actually has a reasonably sized New Media section, which includes (shock of all shocks) some jobs I actually might <b>want</b> to apply for.</p>
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<p> "The woeful security of the Conservative Party website has been exposed by an anonymous computer cracker. The UK expert says that the conservatives.com website has been failing to take even the most basic security precautions. He warns that in the run-up to the election anyone who wanted to embarrass the Conservative Party could do so by defacing the site." [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/newsid_1335000/1335660.stm">BBC News</a>]</p>
<p>I don't understand. If it really is that easy, why on <b>earth</b> hasn't anyone done it. A party that bases itself so patently around stuck-out chests, self-importance and a complete inability to laugh at itself should <b>surely</b> be a prime candidate. I'd do it if I could. Can you do it? <b>Go on then!</b></p>
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<p>More political commentary from <a href="http://timewasting.net/misery/election/index.html">timewasting.net</a>. Does this represent the complete lack of faith that the majority of the country have of contemporary politics? I personally blame campaigns like that of the Conservative party for lowering our faith in our 'elected representatives'.</p>
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<p><b>Nine things that are true and one that is not: [after <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_05_01_x.shtml#3727625">NotSoSoft</a>]</b><br /><br />
<b>1)</b> I've been to tea with Esther Rantzen.<br />
<b>2)</b> I've been to all but two of the mainland US states.<br />
<b>3)</b> My dentist wants me to have �2000 worth of dental work.<br />
<b>4)</b> I went to the world premiere of Snatch.<br />
<b>5)</b> I don't understand Football.<br />
<b>6)</b> I have no sense of smell.<br />
<b>7)</b> I have owned five different cars.<br />
<b>8)</b> I fancy short men with big noses.<br />
<b>9)</b> I think cheese makes me fart.<br />
<b>10)</b> I've snogged a multi-millionaire.<br />
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<p>So you're trying to find out about something, and you look on the net and you can't find it. The next thing you do is go straight onto Usenet, because there will be someone there with specific expertise in <b>whatever</b> it is that you're interested in. But you will have to wait a while until someone responds. Perhaps you should try <a href="http://www.faqs.org/">FAQs.org</a> first?</p>
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<p><b>Warning:</b> Plans are afoot for a Big Gay Blogmeet. Extensive documentation and probing tests will be required if there is any doubt about your sexual preference. Many of these tests may be ... degrading. Still interested?</p>
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<p>Hello, my name is <b>Tom</b>. I'll be your host tonight at plasticbag.org - so just relax and let me take care of everything. What's that you say? What's happening in the world today? I honestly don't know madam. What's that you say? That I should know? Because I'm running a weblog? What rubbish woman. Get your coat and get the hell out of here. I'm not here for your amusement. Jesus. And yes I <b>was</b> aware that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/showbiz/newsid_1339000/1339170.stm">Clare and Tom from Big Brother are expecting a baby</a>. What do you think I am? Completely disconnected from the world?</p>
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<p><b>Startling fact of the day:</b> There is almost nothing decent on the web with information on phone sex. Nothing at all. What's that about?</p>
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<p><b>Article of the day:</b> "<a href="http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2001/04/26/alvear_rant/index.html">Straight women, begone! You are ruining sex for gay guys with your need for dinner first.</a>": So a while back I asked a guy out for a drink. You know, normally I wouldn't bother. But I had decided that there was something preferable about maintaining an interaction from at least twenty-four hours before first sexual contact to at least forty-eight hours after it. You know - as a change of pace, or something. But now I see the horror of it all. I have had explained to me how I am being drawn into the conspiracy to rob gay men of what they do best - cheap, horny, regular sex.</p>
<p>Actually there is something true in all of this. There is a freedom about sex between men that you don't find in other places - and an honesty. And this is something that really needs to be preserved. The increased socialisation of gay sex is something that needs to be approached in a fairly circumspect fashion. We shouldn't be losing the freedoms of a free and easy sexual culture simply because we fight for the rights to have our other relationships respected. </p>
<p>So I'm going to stick with what I perceive to be the core of the article: "A guy doesn't ask a woman out because he might be attracted to her. He asks her out because he paws the ground every time she walks by. And the ground's sick of it. Here's why it's important to have sex before you get to know someone. First of all because getting to know someone often ruins your physical attraction to the person." And I think that cuts right to the heart of the issue.</p>
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<p><b>Scientific News of the Day:</b> [<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,43975,00.html">Nanotech Looms Large for Meds</a>] Nanotech gets one stage closer (in fact is being used in a sense) with the develoment of nano-emulsions and cancer-targetting nano-structures. How far are we from assemblers?</p>
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<p>The nicest thing that's happened to me recently on the web. I'm featured site over at <a href="http://www.pitch.s5.com/linkage.html">the perils of leisure</a>. Again more impetus to try and think of something <b>interesting</b> to write about rather than all this tedious old self-promoting guff.</p>
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<p><b>Quote from an unlaunched project:</b> "Creativity and inspiration are the enemies of truth, but without them truth couldn't exist. They are the things that shape truth, that it emerges from, just as quickly as it finds itself smothered by them."</p>
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<p><b>And I quote:</b> "Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Are you gay (or cute enough to try out for the team)? Are you a blogger (or thinking of starting one)? Do you live in London (or anywhere near by)? If so, come and join us upstairs at Compton's on Wednesday 30th May from 8pm onwards for London's 1st Gay Bloggers Meet."</p>
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<p>From the second page of a <b>Suck</b> article, come <a href="http://www.suck.com/daily/2001/05/23/nc_index2.html">visualise with me</a>: "Imagine, for a moment, that you're not crazy, that you can set attainable goals and achieve them instead of languishing for years, unfulfilled. Let's pretend, for just a minute, that you are not completely fucked and that you can seek intimacy from other normal, healthy individuals without alienating them or freaking them out... Oh, your concentration is breaking up. Maybe we tried to do too much in one day..."</p>
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<p><b>Spread the word</b><br />
[lifted from <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000333.shtml">prolific</a>]<br />
In case you are wondering where Metafilter is:
<p>The network host for Pyra's offices, FirstWorld/Sirius has cancelled the connection. They're no longer in the business of selling T-1 lines. Ev didn't read the e-mail they sent him about it. (Don't these companies send letters?)</p>
<p>Also hosted on that server are: blogspot, newsblogger, megnut, evhead, onfocus.</p>
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<p>Today's slightly unusual search request is <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=jobs+at+fray.org&btnG=Google+Search">'jobs at fray.org'</a>, which I only <b>wish</b> existed. <a href="http://www.fray.org">Fray.org</a> being, for those of you who are new to this stuff, <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a>'s IRL parallel to <a href="http://www.fray.com">fray.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Oh dear god, I'm <a href="http://www.emode.com/tests/rockstar/auth/nonpt_signin.jsp?url=/tests/rockstar/index.jsp">Lenny Kravitz</a>. Thanks, <b>so</b> much, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm posting crap today. I can feel it rising within me. A great "What the fuck am I doing?" is running through me. Too many things to think about (bloody <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>). I'm just going to run with it though. After all, the only other things I have to do today are pay in cheques, clean the bathroom, apply for three jobs, send out CVs to web design companies looking for freelance work, ring up a thousand film distributors, pay two bills, go to the gym, sunbathe for a bit and get in town by eight to get drunk.</p>
<p>Which reminds me. Can anyone figure out what's wrong with my permalinks? I can't be bothered to sort it out for myself.</p>
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<p><b>Question of the moment:</b> Do you <b>want</b> to know which one of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/#3728752">these things</a> was a lie? How about these things?<br /><br />
<b>1)</b> I've delivered academic papers at international conferences.<br />
<b>2)</b> I haven't seen my father since I was five.<br />
<b>3)</b> My parents go to Conservative club barbeques.<br />
<b>4)</b> I lived in nine different houses by the age of six.<br />
<b>5)</b> I smoke thirty cigarettes a day.<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.tomsarse.com/">This</a> has <b>nothing</b> to do with me.</p>
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<p><b>Webcam:</b> Bored of watching Tom get dressed in the morning? Well for a while only, you can now see the <a href="javascript:remote()">world outside my window</a>. When I'm at home at my desk, this is what I see all day. If you spot anything interesting happening in the windows opposite, let me know.</p>
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<p>In a way it's weird. I seem to have written and talked about the Kaycee issue more than anything else, yet none of this conversation has been for <b>plasticbag.org</b>. For me the issue is about the different expectations of truth on the web as opposed to print. There are fabrications, distortions and misrepresentations presented every day in the newspapers - most of which aren't even consciously perpetrated. But we don't seem to notice them any more. Stick it on the web - in an environment where connection is instantaneous and there's immediate possibilities for interaction - and suddenly everyone wants to know exactly where they stand. <b>Fascinating.</b></p>
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<p>Now here's an interesting insight into the problems of reviewing movies. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/film">BBC film</a> got three different reviewers to examine the three Scream movies. And the three present fairly conflicting views of the the 90s leading horror franchise.</p>
<p>Almar Haflidason reviewed <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/05/24/scream_1996_review.shtml">Scream</a>, and found it lacklustre, giving it three stars. Now, I would personally disagree with that opinion. But that's not really relevant. What is relevant is that a different reviewer (Neil Smith) then reviews the significantly inferior <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/05/24/scream2_1997_review.shtml">Scream 2</a> and similarly gives that movie three stars. There's no explicit comparison between the films in the review which is a shame, because I think it would have demonstrated a radical disjuncture between the two reviewers' opinions of the first film. Now in <b>I</b> come, with my review of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/05/24/scream3_2000_review.shtml">Scream 3</a>, which I believe to be inferior to the first movie, but a substantial improvement upon the second. I <b>want</b> to give it three and a half stars, but as I can't, I give it four, declaring it an average film that nonetheless caps the trilogy admirably. If the same reviewer had covered all of the films, then there would be consistency and a way of comparing their quality. But then again, the single reviewer would necessarily have their own opinion which a reading audience would not necessarily have agreed with. <b>Is it better to have three opinions or one set of comparable ones?</b></p>
<p>Which brings me to another point of interest. Each film carries with it a 'rate this film' box - which is a new addition for the BBC and will provide another way for the reader to determine whether the film is actually any good or not. I'd like everyone on this site to go and vote on each of the three films, and in a couple of days I'll check back and see which of us was closest to the consensus opinion. I suspect it will be <b>Neil</b>.</p>
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<p>
Bombs are flying<br />
People are dying<br />
Children are crying<br />
Politicians are lying too.<br />
<br />
Cancer is killing<br />
Texaco's spilling<br />
The whole world's gone to Hell<br />
But how are you?<br /><!--
I'm fucking shite, thanks for asking. All things considered
I could take a fucking axe to everyone around me I must say.
I'm feeling worthless. You fucking bug me. Do I have to be all
smiley cos I'm gay?
Let's see. Horrible kick in the head #1000 in an infinite
series brings you the whole Will fiasco. Will, in case you've
not been paying attention, is this guy that I met about a week
ago in Escape with various friends of mine. I was interested
in him - he appeared interested in me, but everything - for
various complicated reasons - got a little less simple than
one might have hoped. All i wanted to do was go out for a
drink. In the end we had innumerable IM wars and a couple
of phone conversations. Through all of this I made my
intentions clear - that I thought he was attractive and that
I wanted the chance to get to know him a bit better.
He didn't protest too much and while he never really threw
himself into the spirit of the thing (with one notable exception
which we won't go into) I thought that here was a man that -
although completely different from me in a large number of
ways - could be at least an interesting guy to get to know.
Anyway - I see him briefly last night and he says he is going
to be in a bar the following night. Let's put it another way - I
asked him if he was going to be in the bar the following
night and he said yes. This question was asked on the
fairly obvious premise that I'd be there too. So I'm in the bar
with some friends waiting for the guy that I've been flirting
with for a week to turn up. And I wait. And I wait.
Around ten thirty I get the impression that I'm being stood
up, and frankly I'm not entirely thrilled about the whole thing.
There are various ways in which you can tell people you're
not interested, after all - you can e-mail, you can ring. If you're
a coward, you could even text message. But no. Ten pm and
no sign of anything. I'd even thrown a couple of innocuous
messages his way without response.
At the point when I'm just about to give up and declare the
evening a resoundingly embarrassing experience, he turns
up. With a friend. Says hello briefly and slightly awkwardly
and then goes and takes up residence on the other side of
the room. After fifteen minutes or so I go and say hi. He looks
a bit sheepish and says very little. So I return to my friends.
Half an hour later I've had no contact with him. He's over the
other side of the room dancing with his mate. Twenty minutes later, I give up. I go home.
My flatmate has a saying. It's, "Do I have CUNT tatooed on my forehead. I MUST do. Why else would such a range of people treat me like one?" This guy is clearly not suitable
for me on a whole range of levels - but that's not the point.
You can know that something is not going to work without
thinking you shouldn't see how things progress. In fact a
short-lived engagement could be exactly what the doctor
ordered. But there seems to me to be absolutely no
excuse for behaving like a self-important arse with no
respect or concern for other people in the slightest. YOU
ONLY HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED. YOU
DON'T HAVE TO HUMILIATE PEOPLE. Fuck it. I'm
sick to death of the whole fucking palaver. I'm better off without
it. Doesn't stop me feeling like an arse for throwing myself
at someone when they'd rather you just sodded off, though.
--><br />
I'm super<br />
Thanks for asking<br />
All things considered<br />
I couldn't be better I must say<br />
<br />
I'm feeling super<br />
No, nothing bugs me<br />
Everything is super when you're gay.<br />
[<a href="http://www.mrhatshellhole.com/lyrics/imsuper.htm">lyrics</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Eight hours sleep later</b> and I'm sitting in my duvet looking out of my back window thinking of all the things I should be getting done today, trying to find a mantra to run through my head.</p>
<blockquote>
Threw my bad fortune<br />
off the top of<br />
a tall building.<br />
I'd rather done it with you.<br />
[<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005208Y','us','B00004YW6I');">amazon</a>]
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<p>I spoke to <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/">Ralph</a> last night on AIM and he's having trouble getting everything sorted out before coming to the UK and Europe. I didn't really know what to suggest. I spoke to Evil Michael too. Apparently we are the cognescenti. We get the privilege of being smug because at least <b>we</b> understand what's going on around us, even if we don't like it much. I didn't really know what to say. My cannister of Tsarin gas overfloweth. Thank the lord for prevailing winds. This early morning stream of consciousness missive will be my last word on the subject. My neck hurts again.</p>
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<p><a href="http://grudnuk.com/vm/">Virulent Memes</a> posts a screen cap of an <a href="http://grudnuk.com/vm/contentimg/theozonweblogs.jpg">article on blogging</a> that mentions the Kaycee debacle, cites a post on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> and says nice things about <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a>. This is why we like the media. Because it's good to us.</p>
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<p><b>Dear Santa,</b> This year to celebrate the fifth month after Christmas I would like you to find some way for me to get a <b>small</b> <a href="http://www.blogger.com/store/">Blogger T-shirt</a> without me paying $25 for shipping across the Atlantic, and the Buffy Season 2 DVD boxset off my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a> which I <b>just can't afford</b> and it's killing me.</p>
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<p>"Image is everything; life is one long party; and saving the world is just a pain in the arse! Meet Zenith� everything a good super-being shouldn�t be! Out of print since 1990." [They're reprinting <a href="http://previews.diamondcomics.com/products/comics/june_01/7_zenith.html">Zenith</a>]</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/">BBC's Arts channel</a> is a surprisingly fine and cleanly put together part of the site. There's a fascinating feature on <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/news_comment/weekinfocus/reality.shtml">reality tv</a>, that made me think about Kaycee <b>again</b>, albeit indirectly. And it's got some fascinating <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/digital/index.shtml">digital arts</a> on display as well.</p>
<p>From a design standpoint, I only have one problem: the rollovers on the right hand side of the screen. When I read sites, often my mouse pointer follows my eye around the screen. Or perhaps it's the other way around, with the movements of the pointer <b>guiding</b> my eye. With the rollovers on the right hand side of the screen, I found that whenever I focused my attention on one of them, it changed colour and removed any indication as to what it was linked through to. The semi-radical head-shift that I had to go through to uproot what had become such a second-nature practice for me was fairly severe and I suspect would drive a usability expert close to tears...</p>
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<p>News of the day is that I have discovered what <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com/images/PostMortem.JPG">Grant Morrison</a> looked like with hair, and he was really quite hot. Extraordinary sudden collisions of hero and fit bloke in head are causing me dubious sideways-on insights into this ridiculous world we live in.</p>
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<p><b>Least favourite question of the moment:</b> So what are you doing at the moment? <b>Second least favouite question of the moment:</b> So, you having a good time recently? <b>Third least favourite question of the moment:</b> Do you want fries with that?</p>
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<p>"In <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> did Thomas Coates a stately underground decree,<br />
Where Ganesh, Grant, and Cherry ran,<br />
Through topics measureless to man, <br />
for all the web to see." [<a href="<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000245">Mazarine</a>]</p>
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<p>I'm actually slightly horrified by the last link I've posted, so don't go there. Whatever you do. I'm English for god's sake. Proper old-fashioned, doesn't-respond-well-to-compliments, get's-all-sheepish, self-effacing, English. Turns a bit purple, assumes the other person is lying and then gets an itchy back and sweat symptoms. Like someone had just revealed his deep childhood incestuous desires or something. Squirm.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.evhead.com/">Evhead</a> is back online finally, along with the rest of the team. It's very satisfying to have <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/">Metafilter</a> back with us as well. [The <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7819">Kaycee thread</a> remains.]</p>
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<p>"It seems strange to talk about it now -- to take something so private and place it in such a public place -- particularly since keeping it secret was so important when I was younger."</p>
<p><b>Breathe in, breathe out.</b> Personal writing - <i>écriture verité</i> - is very much in the air at the moment. So I'm issuing a challenge. A couple of years ago there was this site called <a href="http://www.ember.org">Ember.org</a>. It contained 'tales of first love'. I don't think you could find a more difficult subject to write about. However, I put together a piece and sent it in. Reading it now, it seems almost immpossibly badly written, but my heart is there (displayed for all to see online) and I suppose that's what counts.</p>
<p>My challenge is this. All of you who maintain personal sites - who write about your lives - put your money where your mouth is. Write your story of first love as honestly and openly as you possibly can. And to 'celebrate' this challenge, I'm putting my piece up permanently on <b>plasticbag.org</b> in a new <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/personal">'personal'</a> section of the site.</p>
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<p><b>The difference between the internet and real life:</b> In real life the more you talk about your problems, the <b>less</b> people want to hear about them.</p>
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<p>So I'm finally putting my money where my mouth is, and I'm about 24 hours away from having a workable structure for a <b>Barbelith Webzine</b>. Which leaves me in the enviable position of just needing some damn content. I'm therefore putting out a <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000034">Call for Papers</a>.</p>
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<p>Grab yourself a copy of <b>the Guardian</b> today for an interesting piece on the whole <b>Kaycee</b> situation complete with insightful - nay, brilliant - comments from my good self. [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,497422,00.html">guardian.co.uk</a>]</p>
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<p><b>For Sale:</b> Web Guru, 28, slightly soiled. Ex-Production Editor of <a href="http://www.timeout.com">TimeOut.com</a> - responsible for various community, editorial, design and coding matters. Now seeks stimulating role with online publisher / content site or in the development of new exciting web enterprises. Will code for food.</p>
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<p>Yesterday I put out an appeal for stories of first love, inspired by <a href="http://www.ember.org">ember.org</a> and my decision to add my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/personal/gay_first_love.shtml">own experience</a> to <b>plasticbag.org</b>. Here has been the response so far:</p>
<p>"I don't remember much else about that day. I remember later he told me I had beautiful hands. I remember meeting him for lunch, and how he kissed me in front of the building where I worked. When I got embarrassed, he said the people watching could get their own girlfriends." [<a href="http://www.frykitty.com/firstlove.html">more</a>]</p>
<p>"We understand each other, we can't fool each other, we still fawn all over each other when we're together. It's a powerful, curious dynamic that's hard to miss." [<a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/notebook/00000104.html">more</a>]</p>
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<p>Last night I went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0170691">Tigerland</a> with Nick H and Scott - two gay friends of mine. I've been trying to persuade people to go for a while, but with a certain lack of success. "Not a <b>Vietnam</b> movie," someone said. "I'm just not in the mood," said another. So I considered it a particular triumph to have managed to get two young gay men, who were both hoping to go clubbing, to sit in a cinema and watch a film about war, violence, men and aggression. Then, of course, I saw <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Farrell,+Colin+(I)">Colin Farrell</a> and everything became clear.</p>
<p>Tigerland is not a particularly revolutionary film. It's got elements of M*A*S*H in it, but really it's <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0073486">One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest</a> in Boot Camp. There's nothing <b>wrong</b> with that of course - it's an admirable height to aspire to, and for the most part it doesn't go that far wrong. In fact the only part that didn't sit right with me was the last twenty minutes or so, when they finally reach Tigerland itself.</p>
<p>But there was something about the film that perturbed me from the offset, and fairly swiftly I realised what it was. There was a heavy eroticisation of the male bodies on display. There are shower scenes, shot from below to make the actor look more athletic, taller and imposing. There are a couple of confrontations in underpants. And the sheer amount of arse on display is enough to make even the hardened fan of the male body raise a quizzical eyebrow. Whether or not this is to do with the reknowned homosexuality of director Joel Schumacher or not is beside the point - although let us remember that it was under his auspices that Batman and Robin suddenly developed nipples. The whole thing reminded me just slightly too much of an <a href="http://www.abercrombie.com">Abercrombie and Fitch</a> catalogue...</p>
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<p>You know, days when you are not in the paper are way less fun than days when you are. I should point this out to my MP. Then maybe we could all be in the paper every day.</p>
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<p><b>Reverse correlation</b> Mentioned in <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a> one day, next day can't think of anything to talk about. That can't be right.</p>
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<p>My head is full of <b>zine</b> at the moment. It's all I can think about. I've been up until three in the morning three nights in a row now, trying to assemble something that works - trying to make absolutely the best use of my free time in order that I should be able to assemble a functioning, elegant content management system for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>. I'm stunned by how intelligently put together <a href="http://noahgrey.com/greysoft/">Greymatter</a> is. Every time I think I've hit an omission and will have to fudge something together, I discover a neat way to do it. I can only hope that after all this effort someone decides to write for the damn thing.</p>
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<p>There is a gay webloggers meet this evening. What I don't understand is why it's not listed on <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/">meets.gblogs.org.uk</a>. Mostly likely no one informed the person concerned. I think it's upstairs at Comptons tonight from seven. Why it's at Comptons I don't think I'll ever understand. I hate that place. I've only been there three times, but I've hated it every time.</p>
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<p>I was visited by my mother and brother yesterday. We met at 11 at the <A href="http://www.thebritishmuseum.ac.uk/">British Museum</a> so I could have a look at the new Central Court, then went shopping down Oxford Street, had Italian for lunch and ended up at <a href="http://www.selfridges.com">Selfridges</a>. I got to explain the Acropolis and the Rosetta Stone to my brother. He seemed interested. At least that is how I chose to interpret his sighs and eye-rolling.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has put up the guide to the <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/biggayblogmeet.html">Big Gay Blogmeet</a> this evening. And he's chosen a charming shade of pink. How pleasant. This is an open call to any of the people who read this site and who happen to be gay, as well as those people who maintain their own weblogs - come along, meet some new people. And you know, they'll all be gay, so it won't be like when you came last time and the only person you fancied was <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Interconnected</a> who's been going out with some woman since dinosaurs roamed the earth. <b>Cool?</b></p>
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<p>Election becomes farce becomes comedy and suddenly it's interesting again. And purely because of Mad, Bad and Dangerous-to-have-your-party-associated-with <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/newsid_1358000/1358891.stm">Thatch</a>. The most amusing part of the whole article is the photography, which is designed to make everyone look as ridiculous as is humanly possible - which would be entertaining if only it were possible to make Hague seem more absurd. For god's sake - get Portillo in. We all <b>know</b> he's evil, but at least he's <b>plausible</b>.</p>
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<p>Which of these <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000094">300 albums</a> do you think most represent the spirit of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>? Think carefully - this is not about your favourite albums...</p>
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<p>In America it's all over. Done and dusted. But in the UK, even on satellite and cable, <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> still has one episode to go - the 100th, and the season finale. In <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/col/mill/2001/05/29/finales_2001/index.html">"Buffy's leap of faith"</a> (Salon) Joyce Millman described a lot of the events of the episode and looked forward to what might happen next. I didn't want to read it, but I did. I read it fast though, so it didn't really sink in and I'm sure I'll still be surprised. Tell me that's how it works. <b>Lie to me.</b></p>
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<p><b>A sudden moment of collapse at 2.30am</b>: "Yes. I am blind. No. I can't see. There must be something horribly wrong with me. Love's young dream. Aren't you sorry for what you've done? Well, you're not the only one."</p>
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<p><b>An evening in links and comments:</b> <a href="http://www.idiote.org/archives/archives.php3?week=2001_05_27_arch.inc#3864788">Photographs</a>. T-shirt dating? <b>36</b> + <b>76</b> / <b>2</b>?. I'm <a href="http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/">not bloody impish</a>. "Last night's PoofBlogMeet began disastrously and then proceeded downhill from there" (<a href="http://swishcottage.blogspot.com/">link</a>). <a href="http://www.8letters.co.uk/blogger/index.php">Abercrombie Kids</a>. "In the escalator engine / machinery room at Knightsbridge underground station?" (<a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Him</a> on <a href="http://scally.net/weblog/">Him</a>) And that's my last word on the subject.</p>
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<p>I have a new mantra to repeat as I'm walking through Central London. It makes me feel cool. 'I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/covers.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/jude-c.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/jude-bw.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/ai.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/enemy.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/midnight.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/gattaca.html">Jude Law</a>. I am <a href="http://pop-trash.com/jude/gallery/wilde.html">Jude Law</a>.'</p>
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<p>One of the horrors of building web sites is that you have to look at them all the time, angsting about whether you could have done them better, feeling gradually more frustrated with them day by day, never being happy with them, never thinking they're good enough.</p>
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<p>After ten years without them, I now want a bloody <a href="http://www.suck.com/daily/2001/05/30/nc_index2.html">date</a> - and I don't care if I <b>am</b> 'still good or interesting, though old'.</p>
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<p>Tasteless site of the day comes courtesy of popbitch, nose candy, space invaders and Daniella Westbrook. I present for your amusement: "<a href="http://www.rathergood.com/gak/">Gak Attack</a>". <b>Top Tips:</b> Daniella's faces will only throw noses at your breasts when you are directly underneath them. So the trick is fast dashes from the left or right of the screen, firing your lines of cocaine as you go. <b>Enjoy.</b></p>
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<p>Er. Saw <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> and Cami for a drink last night with <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">Darren</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. My colleagues were very difficult to organise in such last minute conditions - particularly as they had clearly decided to wind me up over AIM for about forty minutes. I finally met everyone at the Devonshire Arms, where we all ended up accidentally confusing our visitors by talking about British politics, children's television series, Buffy and internal Uk Weblogging Gossip. <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> in particular looked like he was trying to find the best moment to slip some lithium into our drinks. Poor chap. We try to be entertaining - we really do. After a swift trip to <a href="http://www.wagamama.com/indexb.html">Wagamama</a>, we retreated back to the pub. En route I explained British Draconian drinking legislation and was met with astonishment and horror. It actually hadn't occurred to me how strange our arrangment is. A couple of pints later and it was time to go home. <b>Regrets?</b> Not pumping Ev for all the low-down gossip and news from the US scene more effectively. Grrrr.</p>
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<p>I've spent quite a lot of the morning trying to sort out my entry into press screenings of films. This was a hell of a lot easier when I worked on Time Out's Film Guide. People are naturally suspicious of people who call themselves freelance journalists. Doesn't stop it being a right pain in the arse though.</p>
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<p><b>Random thoughts on modern culture:</b></p>
<p><b>1)</b> Anyone who wanted to <b>Kill the President</b> of the United States would find it difficult since he so closely resembles the upper echelons of comedy incompentent heroes (see Pink Panther movies), that any assassination attempt would inevitably backfire and kill the agent of said terrorist action. Hilarious anarchy would insue.</p>
<p><b>2)</b> Cult products in a new world order that had a sense of humour could include the "Waco Bell' chain of subversive fast food restaurants and "Whitewater Rafting Holidays" where you were thrown of the top of the infamous hotel in a dingy suspended from a parachute.</p>
<p><b>3)</b> Exciting sounding words with new definitions: <b>Lebed</b> - French rebranding of the sleeping experience, <b>Spetznaz</b> - Russian immigrant Hip-Hop Fusion Band with saliva-duct problems, <b>Glock 26</b> - Eastern European 'reconceived time-keeping device' each with a different number of hours per day.</p>
<p><b>4)</b> Sexy words out of context: IW, IS, Privacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism
Defensive Information, Furbys, E911, FCIC, HTCIA, IACIS, UT/RUS, JANET, ram, JICC, ReMOB, FRU, Bubba, Freeh, Archives, ISADC, CISSP, Sundevil, jack, DJC, LLNL, bemd, SGC, UNCPCJ, CFC, SABENA, DREO, CDA, SADRS, DRA, SHAPE, cospo.osis.gov.</p>
<p><b>5)</b> These wonderful efforts have been inspired by lists of alleged Echelon code words: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/19347.html">The Register</a> (see also <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1357000/1357513.stm">BBC</a> and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4194384,00.html">Guardian</a>). Some wonderfully inconguous entries include: furbys, quiche, Golf, Templar, Mary, chameleon man, William Gates, ladylove, filofax, illuminati, speedbump, Nerd, fangs, Sex, Artichoke and Badger. <b>Badger!</b> Damn it, they're on to me...</p>
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<p><b>Excellent</b> Two more reviews for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/film">BBC</a> to be written by Monday. Now all I need is for them to actually <b>pay</b> me for them.</p>
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<p>I'm at home, and I'm working on a site and it's two in the morning and I lean over and put a random CD on, and a song comes on and suddenly I'm fifteen, writing in my journal, learning to play the song in question on the piano, wondering when I'd get to play it to someone and mean it. Thirteen years later and I still feel like I'm waiting for that opportunity - that it will apply to me eventually, at some random point in the future. It's a cheesy song - there's no denying it - but teenage songs stay with you. And I can still play it on the piano - I've tried to keep it in practice, just in case... (<a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/1BFB5857142595604825698A000B4F2A">Something So Right</a>)</p>
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You've got the cool water<br />
When the fever runs high<br />
You've got the look of lovelight in your eyes<br />
And I was in crazy motion<br />
'Til you calmed me down<br />
It took a little time<br />
But you calmed me down<br /><br />
When something goes wrong<br />
I'm the first to admit it<br />
I'm the first to admit it<br />
And the last one to know<br />
When something goes right<br />
Well it's likely to lose me<br />
It's apt to confuse me<br />
It's such an unusual sight<br />
Oh, I can't, I can't get used to something so right<br />
Something so right<br /><br />
They've got a wall in China<br />
It's a thousand miles long<br />
To keep out the foreigners they made it strong<br />
And I've got a wall around me<br />
That you can't even see<br />
It took a little time<br />
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<p>Simply as a response to those of you who have asked via e-mail, the reason why I look ridiculously stubbly on the cam is that I've decided that I'm not going to shave until I get a job - or at least a job interview. It seems an unnecessary extravagance at the best of times, and frankly I've always wanted to know whether or not my uneven growth could ever amount to anything resembling a full beard. The Quest begins.</p>
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<p>"I told you my work is almost completed. Let me tell you now exactly what I'm planning to do. I've spoken of the importance of catastrophe to progress and change. Think of the minor accidents that made you and the others what you are today. Now imagine a mass accident if you will. Imagine generating a global catastrophe curve. What might happen then? How would humanity be forced to change and adapt? With the nanomachines I can do it. I can remake the world and everyone in it. I'm not entirely sure what kind of world will exist when I have finished, but I know it will be better for everyone. If I have any faith, I have faith in the unexpected. The unpredictable. <b>I believe in the catastrophe. I welcome it with open arms.</b>"</p>
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<p>A quick question about the <b>BBC</b>. If you read this piece of writing in the Weekly World News, would you believe it? "A Derbyshire housewife has sold what she says is a video of a flying saucer to a Hollywood producer. Sharon Rowlands, 44, from the village of Bonsall, in the Peak District, has reportedly been paid ?20,000 for the footage. And officials at NASA are said to have asked to examine the tape, because they believe it shows the same type of craft once spotted by the space agency's own cameras during a space shuttle mission." If not, how come we are expected to believe it when we read it on the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1363000/1363848.stm">BBC</a>?</p>
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<p><b>ANNOUNCEMENT:</b><br /><br />
Today, at 1pm GMT, the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/">Barbelith Webzine</a> was launched, after many many months of procrastination.</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000006.shtml">Destroy the evil GAP clones</a><br />
"Thus began the GAP's supervillianous campaign to end diversity and herd the world's population into marketing categories."<br />
by <b>Ralph McGinnis</b><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000009.shtml">Morrison's Debt to Moorcock</a><br />
Gideon Stargrave, King Mob's possibly imaginary alter ego in The Invisibles, is based firmly upon Michael Moorcock's '60s cult hero, Jerry Cornelius. <br />
by <b>Lee Ravitz</b><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000007.shtml">Aum Shinri Kyo</a><br />
"Clad in vibrant pink robes, Asahara preached about the coming apocalypse and how to survive it."<br />
by <b>Grant Balfour</b><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000004.shtml">Chaos Magick in a Nutshell</a><br />
"Life may be magickal in a nihilistic, incomprehensible way but it is still magickal."<br /><br />
<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000003.shtml">Queer Theory in a nutshell</a><br />
"Queer theorists agree that sexuality is a historically specific construct and that our society oppresses those outside its categories of sexual normalcy"<br />
by <b>Jackie Susann</b></blockquote>
<p>We are now looking for more features and opinion pieces - and for anyone who notices something horribly wrong to let me know (<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>)</p>
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<p>A strange place to find a link? <b>Infonie.fr</b> posts about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> (translated <b>wonderfully</b> by babelfish: "The libertarian site of a revolutionary series of Grant Morisson: The Invisible Ones. Or how the data base can become political. Cliquez here for acc�der with the site." I particularly like 'cliquez here'. See the link <a href="http://www.infonie.fr/index.php3?page=http://www.infonie.fr/politique/politique.htm">in context</a> (if it hasn't been removed already).</p>
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<p><b>Weird evening / Weird party:</b> After which I felt even more as if everyone in the entire world thinks I'm pointless and cruel. Weirdest part of the evening was weighing myself while trying to avoid conversation by hiding in the loo (where I was rung by someone I'd recently wronged ironically enough) and discovering that I've lost 12 pounds over the last couple of months - purely from not feeling like eating and being stressed. I'm now a trim eleven stone of firm muscle. Go figure. If it wasn't for the ever-growing beard, I'd no doubt be having no <b>end</b> of sexual antics.</p>
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<p>A long conversation with a random punter via AIM leads to the statement that I look just like Dave Matthews of the Dave Matthews band. I go to the net at once. Do I really look like <a href="http://www.davematthewsband.com/bios/dave/default.asp">this man</a>?</p>
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<p>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000010.shtml">'The Prisoner' in a nutshell"</a>: "Episode after episode showed Number Six fighting every attempt to win his secrets and gaining no ground in the battle with his warders."</p>
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<p>As part of an experiment in 'Googling' people - ie. finding out information about individuals by simply putting their name into search engines and intelligently filtering the results, I decided today to take a random name "Leon Fleury" and create a profile of him. Unfortunately, it turns out that there's rather <b>too much</b> (or too disturbing) information about the young man in question on the net, and so I'm going to restrict myself to mentioning that he played <a href="http://www.northcott-theatre.co.uk/shows/jackcast.html">one half of a cow</a> in "Jack and the Beanstalk" and that he graduated from the drama department of <a href="http://www.ex.ac.uk/drama/">Exeter University</a>.</p>
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<p>There have been a lot of responses to Ralph's article on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000006.shtml">"Evil Gap Clones"</a>. There's an interesting piece on <a href="http://shrapnel.org/2001_06_03_archive.html">Shrapnel.org</a> which includes some strange lines: "If we worried so much about child labor and animal slaughter, we would be seriously depressed and warped people." and there are no less than three related threads on the <b>Underground</b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000122">On why shopping in GAP is a good thing for sweatshop workers</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000133">On a possible answer to global homogeneity</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000118">Gap Clones</a>.</p>
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<p>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000011.shtml">Situationism in a nutshell</a>: "The SI are known to most people through their supposed links to punk rock. However these links are at best tenuous and at worst spurious."</p>
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<p>I really desperately need to get my mitts on Conquest of ... and Escape to ... The Planet of the Apes. Into London with you Tom. You can do it.</p>
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<p><b>Gay ethical dilemma:</b> You are a Catholic Conservative gay man - a commentator and writer for mainstream America. You have written a book called <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0330346962,'us','0679746145');">Virtually Normal</a>, which is a frustratingly anaemic book advocating a very basic view of whatever the equivalent of liberal feminism is for gay people. You argue a lot about how the 'Gay Plague' is essentially over - how HIV and AIDS is not an epidemic. You also write a lot about how gay people should stop indulging in the hedonism of sex, dancing and drugs that the rest of the world believes it to consist of.</p>
<p>Now someone else disagrees with your politics - but more specifically believes that you are damaging the lives of gay man by denying a disease that directly affects them. That person has found out that you advertise for sex on the internet - that you advertise specifically for unprotected group sex. And they decide to tell the world. Which one of you is the bigger hypocrite? [<a href="http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/06/05/sullivan/index.html">Salon 1</a> | <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2001/06/02/sullivan/">Salon 2</a>]</p>
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<p>Another response to Ralph's <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000006.shtml">anti-GAP</a> piece on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.disenchanted.com/humanity/conformity.html?id=KSTGQJCW">"Rebel Without A Sweater"</a>. This particularly piece is <b>extremely</b> long and involved - and written intelligently (albeit with vitriol). And I quote: "The author of this recent cookie-cutter rant against corporate homogenization would be expecting too much from a population that does not owe his opinions such respect - least of all his opinions on what, exactly, makes one diverse." It's such an empassioned response, in fact, that I've decided to ask the person concerned whether they'd like to rewrite their comments and have them put onto <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>.</p>
<p>The site also has a very interesting reciprocal link facility that I think might actually catch on quite well across the net. Keep your eyes peeled - this could be the next <b>BlogVoices</b>.</p>
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<p><b>Headsplurge:</b> Good morning and thank you to <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a> for the new <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005BL29','us','B00005BL29');">REM</a> album. It's one of those albums that I've wanted since before it came out, but have felt somewhat conflicted about because - you know - it's REM. But I suppose alternative auguries included the coming-out of Big Gay Stipey. Well, whatever, I've got a lot to do today and it's really going to help me concentrate. Thanks again. <b>More news:</b> Yesterday, all day, I spent two pounds. TWO. That's impressive that is. <b>Addenda:</b> Paul from <a href="http://www.ohskylab.com">Oh Sky Lab</a> is actually called "Paul Love". What's that about? <b>Postscript:</b> One review to write, one letter to draft and a thousand e-mails to send.</p>
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<p><b>News of the day:</b> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> hacked - and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/more/mefi_6jun2001.html">this</a> put up in its place. Courtesy of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/privacy/0,1848,44324,00.html">Happy Birthday to PGP</a>: "Phil Zimmermann became the world's first cyberspace hero 10 years ago this week. In a public move, which transformed the way Internet users viewed privacy and made him the target of a federal criminal probe, Zimmermann released Pretty Good Privacy on June 5, 1991."</p>
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<p><b>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>:</b> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000013.shtml">"Harry Potter and Capitalism"</a> - being a series of novels in which Harry and Hogwarts are deeply implicated in a capitalist organization of the world.</p>
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<p>Today has so far been <b>foul</b>. I don't know what the hell I ate but it certainly hasn't agreed with me. I feel continually betrayed by my biology - it's like a web-server that hasn't been keeping up with its security patches. Something always seems to go wrong with it. Maybe it's more like a PC. I mean, it always gets the job done, and it's always something small, but it's <b>always bloody happening</b>. And as usual I just work through it.</p>
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<p><b>People who diet are profoundly stupid, says BBC.</b> Ok, that's unfair. What the BBC actually says is that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1368000/1368912.stm">Thinking 'drains the brain'</a> - essentially of glucose, and extraordinarily quickly. Traditionally, it has been thought that as long as you have food in your system then the energy supplies to your brain will remain essentially consistent. But this article suggests that when under particular mental stress, individuals can literally use up all the glucose incredibly quickly.</p>
<p>This may explain geek fetish foods high in caffeine and sugar. I know that I can go on mad obsessive intellectual kicks when interested and doped up on regular doses of Coca-Cola - although it hasn't done my teeth much good. And of course the corrollary of all this (and it is specifically stated) is that: "thinking became slower when blood sugar levels were down" - meaning people on diets are just not the sharpest tools in the box.</p>
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<p>I bought <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000006YFD','us','B000006YFD');">24 Years of Hunger</a> in 1991 because it was in Q magazine's top 50 albums of the year. I loved it at the time, and unlike a lot of the music that I listened to when I was nineteen, I still listen to it today. In fact I put it on this evening and suddenly remembered how much I liked it. The reviews at Amazon are kind of sweet as well: "Poor Eg, poor Alice - they created a total masterpiece and nobody's ever heard of either them or it. Wonderful for driving in the dead of night." <b>Does anyone else own it?</b></p>
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<p><b>Thursday morning anxieties (1)</b> So the first e-mail was of course tremendously exciting and yet absurdly ill-timed. My renewal notice for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> arrived this morning, making it nearly two years since I coughed up $70 in a bedsit in Hampstead. Of course that also means that I have thirty days to find $70. <b>Thursday morning anxieties (2)</b> Speaking of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>, my first excess bandwidth e-mail came through today - which I <b>believe</b> is only going to charge me $4 for May. But I would place money on that number rising over the coming months. And the alternative? Upgrade to high volume or quick serve accounts at a price of up to $250 a month.</p>
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<p>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000014.shtml">"Pearl Harbor's Fatal Flaw"</a> - A look at the presentation of the human cause in the war movie, following the release of Pearl Harbor. By <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">Tom Armitage</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Meet the author</b> Quite how you people get through your sorry lives without my continual presence has always astonished me. Well, if you're finding it difficult, there will be yet another blogmeet this coming Tuesday in Central London. Come along. Buy me drinks. [<a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/tuesday.htm">details</a>]</p>
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<p>Tiny online weblogging exit poll of these sites - <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>, <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">TajMahal</a>, <A href="http://lifeasithappens.blogspot.com/">Life as it happens</a>, <a href="http://www.fneh.net/qwertyuiop">qwertyuiop</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">LinkMachineGo</a>, <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected</a>, <a href="http://www.whereveryouare.org/weblog/">wherever you are</a>, <A href="http://www.pixeldiva.co.uk/blog">pixeldiva</a>, <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">NickJordan.co.uk</a>, <a href="http://www.parallaxview.nu/default.asp">parallax view</a>, <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/">extenuating circumstances</a> - reveals the centre-left political dispositions of our fair community: <b>Labour</B> - 7, <b>Lib Dem</b> - 3, <b>SNP</b> - 1, <b>Conservative</b> - 0. If you would like to add your vote (anonymously of course) to this exit poll, drop me a note with your site URL and the way you voted. [<a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>]</p>
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<p>News of the day is that <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has redesigned his site, bringing it firmly into century 21.16 with a stunning bold, bright design oozing with thrilling CSS glamour. And in the <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/about.html">About</a> section of the site, you are treated to a wonderful quote from me describing my daily use of <b>Brainsluice</b> to get those stubborn stains out of my subconscious. I think he's nicked my <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1368000/1368912.stm">drained brain</a> link though. Little scamp. I'll give him what-for...</p>
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<p>I watched the election results roll in until three in the morning, settled on my sofa with a shot-glass full of whatever was handy. I watched <b>Peter Mandelson's</b> astonishing "Nerves of steel" speech. Watched <b>Tony Blair</b> lay it on as thick as it was possible to lay it on. Watched Sean Woodward look completely absurd when put under pressure. And Michael Portillo refuse to talk about the poll that said that recent ex-Tories didn't want him as leader of the Conservative party. I'd have stayed up all night if I could have done. It was fascinating stuff.</p>
<p>And in the end everything came together as well as anyone could have hoped. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/newsid_1377000/1377309.stm">William Hague</a> is to step down, which can hopefully only mean that the Conservative party will return from the far excesses of right-wing politics at last. Charles Kennedy has brought the Liberal Democrats at least seven more seats, and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/vote2001/hi/english/newsid_1377000/1377171.stm">Labour are in for an historic second term</a>. Can't do much better than that from my perspective.</p>
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<p>It's ape-madness at <b>plasticbag.org industries</b> today as my latest batch of film reviews for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/">BBC</a> go live. Wow to time-travelling monkey madness with <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/06/06/escape_from_the_planet_of_the_apes_1971_review.shtml">Escape from the Planet of the Apes</a>. Coo to the violence of <b>When Apes Attack</b> (also known as <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/06/07/conquest_of_the_planet_of_the_apes_1971_review.shtml">Conquest of the Planet of the Apes</a>, and look forward to next week's review of <b>Battle of the Planet of the Apes</b>. Oh, and I knocked off a review of the original <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/06/06/oceans_eleven_1960_review.shtml">Ocean's Eleven</a> as well. Look out for the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0240772">remake</a> of this last one - coming to cinemas later in the year. The cast is going to be astonishing - George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Elliot Gould - and it's directed by Oscar winning screen-dream Steven Soderbergh.</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> needs to get out of the house more. His latest project? A <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/choose/">choose your own adventure</a> collaborative story website, which has, unfortunately been taken over by lunatics already.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000019.shtml">Kevin O'Neill (Part Two)</a> - The artist of Nemesis the Warlock, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Marshall Law talks dirty in the second part of our interview.</p>
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<p>Considerable information is now being released on the sunked city of <a href="http://www.franckgoddio.org/english/projects/aboukir/mission/mission_01.asp">Heracleion</a> that was found in the Nile Delta last year. Makes for fascinating reading.</p>
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<p>Available finances: �3.62. After consultation with my colleagues, it has been decided that this money should be spent as follows: �3 on National Lottery Lucky Dip tickets, 2 packs of mini-Mars bars. This provides us with a budget surplus of 2p. We are considering ways of increasing revenue to the party to fund an uncoming number of 'having fun' initiatives.</p>
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<p>From a year ago this month - see pictures of me, <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and Evil Nick poncing around for the <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com">Mirror Project</a>: <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/?id=86">KatyTom & Evil Nick</a>. I look way fat.</p>
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<p>There's a fascinating site full of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> hacks and trouble-shooting advice over at <a href="http://archives.blogspot.com/">archives.blogspot.com</a>. Regulars may have noticed my own trouble with archives recently. These should be resolved shortly.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000017.shtml">Division X in a nutshell</a> - Of all the fiction suits in the world, someone had to put together the grittiest London cops and the feyest dandy of the crimefighting world, and call them a team.</p>
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<p>The decision to spend all day at home has led to me having had a frustratingly tedious day. I've accomplished little, built nothing, talked to almost no one. I did some washing up. This is my contribution to my planet. This is the radicalism of my my late-twenties.</P>
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<p>The BBC presents an article on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1375000/1375590.stm">GW Bush's European tour</a>. This is a fascinating article, particularly as it shows up the differences between American and European culture. The section that interests me most (and which I agree with) goes like this: "The fact is that the new president is not of the same political culture as most of his European 'friends'. And I am not talking here about a simple difference between a largely social democrat Europe and a conservative United States. The differences are wider and more unbridgeable. Europeans look at Bush as a proponent of the death penalty (which they regard as uncivilised) and an opponent of abortion (which the Swedish hosts of the summit regard as the right of any woman). They, particularly the Scandinavians and the French, see in Bush the worst kind of America - insular, uncultured and ignorant of the world."</P>
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<p>Post-<a href="http://www.napster.com">Napster</a>, I find myself increasingly obsessed with <a href="http://www.filepile.org">filepile.org</a> as a source of random mp3's to experience.</p>
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<p>It's amazing, astonishing even, what you can find when you wander through <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a>. Started off with a couple of self-searches for <b>plasticbag</b> and <b>barbelith</b> and ended up stumbling on this picture of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/more/2000/04/mattporn.jpg">Matt Interconnected</a>. For ... more ... on Matt, visit his site - <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected.org</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Frustration of the day:</b> Contracts come and contracts go and you go through periods where you can't get enough work and other periods where you can't fit in the work that people want you to do. At the moment it's just a question of wanting one particular contract above all others - it's just much more interesting work. But I keep getting put off - delayed - and now the person who's responsible for hiring for that position has gone on holiday. For another two weeks.</p>
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<p>Delivered in the post this morning: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B00003XACV');">American Beauty OST</a>. Thanks so much to <a href="http://www.pixeldiva.co.uk/blog">Ann</a> for this. Here's a sample that I've listened to over and over again with the windows open, looking out over the garden at the back of my flat - Mental Boy.</p>
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<p>Tremendous thanks are in order to <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> for finding me Peter Mandelson's <a href="http://www.pixunlimited.co.uk:7080/ramgen/news/video/0806mandelson.rm">speech</a> online. This is wonderful stuff - although I think it cuts out too soon - because I remember it taking an <b>eternity</b> for him to stop talking about himself and his 'inner steel'. Dear god, man - who let the dogs out?</p>
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<p>Literally about a year ago, I ran a headline competition, based upon illustrating some amusing headlines that I'd found somewhere on the net. During the process at some point I think I became suddenly horrified by how ridiculously geeky I had become, and so without even allowing the competition to run its course, I stopped putting up people's entries onto the site. Well time passes, and what has horrified you in the past gradually becomes sickeningly mundane. So here are the final entrants, just under a year late.</p>
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<p>Am I the only person in the world who thinks that Josh from Big Brother has slightly alarming sticky-out teeth? I probably am. What a ridiculous thing to focus on, Tom. I can't believe I'm saying it, but I'd rather have Brian. He's just, you know, nice.</p>
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<p><b>12 places talking about articles at <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>:</b> <a href="http://dev.null.org/">The Null Device</a>, <a href="http://midnightinferno.com/blog.html">beautiful MIDNIGHT</a>, <a href="http://www.asseptic.org/blog">If Then Else</a>, <a href="http://grudnuk.com/vm/">Virulent Memes</a>, <a href="http://uncertain.org/~kevan">As Above</a>, <a href="http://fneh.net/qwertyuiop/">qwertyuiop</a>, <a href="http://comeback.port5.com/">Come Back</a>, <a href="http://shrapnel.org/">shrapnel.org</a>, <a href="http://www.shaitaani.net/">Devil or an Angel</a>, <a href="http://fneh.net/simon">Minor 9th</a>, <A href="http://weblog.akicif.net/blogger.html">OutSider</a>, <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Blogadoon</a>.</p>
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<p>Hmmm. I find myself strangely missing <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> - who's not posting on the Underground as much as he used to, is hardly posting to his site either. And he's never on AIM. Things seem oddly flat without someone to bounce off.</p>
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<p><b>Calling Mason Lang:</b> Could the person who sent me three tremendously wonderful presents off my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a> - all of which arrived this morning - but neglected to leave their name, please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a> so I can thank you in person. It's started off a difficult week on a really cool note.</p>
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<p>Recent Additions to the <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com">Mirror Project</a> include: <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/recent/?id=1043">Mo Morgan</a> [<a href="http://www.momorgan.com">momorgan.com</a>], <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/recent/?id=1041">Simon Pearson</a> [<a href="http://simon.fneh.net">simon.fneh.net</a>], <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/recent/?id=1039">Tom Coates</a> [<b>plasticbag.org</b>].</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000018.shtml">Kevin O'Neill Part One</a> | <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000019.shtml">Part Two</a> - The artist of Nemesis the Warlock, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Marshall Law talks dirty in the our extended two-part interview.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> found an article (to prove a point to me) about the relationship between a couple's perceptions of each other's (and their own) physical attractiveness - [<a href="http://www.uiowa.edu/~grpproc/crisp/crisp.6.5.htm">article</a>]. When reading it, a few issues occurred to me - whether one can trust people to tell the truth, whether it is plausible to expect people to rate themselves or their partners honestly (particularly when there might be a difference in attractiveness between them) and whether or not the graphs representing changes in perceived attractiveness over time are more representative of generational differences than the development of any individual relationship. Read and ponder.</p>
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<p>If you get bored and wish to promote your site, then the best thing you can do is get yourself over to <a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/01/23/index1a.html">Webmonkey</a> and read their article on Search Engine Optimization. It cuts through a lot of the bullshit and snake-oil and gets right down to the heart of the matter - producing relatively effective search engine placement by concentrating on being clear and honest, rather than trying to bluff the spiders. Very much recommended introduction to a difficult subject.</p>
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<p>Very funny insight from <b>davezilla</b> - bored of <a href="http://www.fuckedcompany.com">Fucked Company?</a>, then check out <a href="http://www.davezilla.com/fucked/">FuckedWeblog</a> - described by <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a> as the bonfire of the vanity sites....</p>
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<p>Select quotes from the general public on the Labour general election victory:</p>
<p>"Isn't there - can't there be - more to living than hard work and families?" <b>Louise Holden</b> "I never thought I would live long enough to see a Labour government treat asylum seekers so disgracefully, attempt to restrict the right to trial by jury, make policy to appease rightwing newspapers and worship at the altar of private participation in public services. Please change your ways to recapture the excitement and anticipation of 1997. <b>Ms J M Lynn</b> You should be ashamed that old duffers in the House of Lords prevented the repeal of Clause 28. <b>Jilly Woods</b></P>
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<p>I got an e-mail from a friend this morning who said he'd stumbled upon a whole range of galleries of Bristol's gay life. I lived in Bristol for over six years so there are a few (although <b>surprisingly</b> few) familiar faces. The weirdest thing is the 'blast from the past' stuff - when I look at pictures like <a href="http://www.gaybristol1.fsnet.co.uk/Galleries123/Photo/winn90.JPG">this one</a> and remember that I had a bit of a thing for the guy on the far right, but that I turned him down after months of chasing because he'd been dancing all night and was too bloody sweaty. I must have been mad.</p>
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<p>Quick thanks to <b>Fran</b> for sending me the URL of <a href="http://www.politicalcompass.org/">politicalcompass.org</a> - a site which aims to estimate your politics not only on a left-right spectrum, but also on a libertarian / authoritarian axis. Based on +/- 10 on both axis, I emerged as Economically -1.22 (centre-left) and Authoritarianly -6.86 (heavy leanings towards libertarian politics). I am therefore relatively close to the politics of Simon Hughes and Charles Kennedy.</p>
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<p>Tremendous thanks to <b>Ashley</b>! If you want to see what I'm on about, check the cam (the yellow/orange bullseye above). I will be wearing it all day as a statement of my allegiance to the highest cause in the land. Independent content-publishing....</p>
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<p>Cool news of the day - <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> has been picked up by <a href="http://www.moreover.com">Moreover.com</a> via <a href="http://www.grouse.net.au/">Grouse</a> as a <a href="http://www.moreover.com/cgi-local/page?o=portal&c=Cool%20sites">Cool Site</a>.</p>
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<p>More mentions of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> and comments upon the various articles: <a href="http://www.rlew.com/archives/00000092.htm#comments">Richard's Dish</a> takes on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000013.shtml">Harry Potter and Capitalism</a>.</p>
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<p>We would just like to give our gracious thanks to <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a> for presenting us with a full gallery of the goings-on on <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/tipple/">Tuesday night</a>. We know at the time that we may have groaned every time the camera appeared, that we may have shouted 'put it away', but really... How could anyone not love you for putting <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/tipple/6.jpg">this picture</a> on the net? I mean, really?</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000021.shtml">Porno People</a> - "Real people that I knew went from three dimensions, conversation and thoughts to cartoon sex zombies mouthing, 'I like it in my mouth'."</p>
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<p>"I decree today that life is simply taking and no giving. England is <b>mine</b> and it owes me a living..."</p>
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<p>Fascinating stuff on the Josh / Brian debacle that's emerging in the Big Brother house. The Guardian talks about <a href="http://mediaguardian.co.uk/broadcast/comment/0,7493,506734,00.html">Josh's A-list status</a>, <a href="http://joshandpecs.com/">JoshandPecs.com</a> goes the full self-promoting mile and Barbelith goes all <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000141">analytic</a> (I love the Underground). Totally engaging.</p>
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<p>"If you're wondering why all the love that you long for eludes you and people are rude and cruel to you, I'll tell you why. Today I am remembering the time when they pulled me back, and held me down and looked me in the eye and said you just haven't earned it yet, baby. You must suffer and cry for a longer time. You must stay on your own for slightly longer. And I'm telling you now."</p>
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<p>Reel giddily before the might of my final review involving people in rubber masks going 'ook': <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/06/14/battle_for_the_planet_pf_the_apes_1973_review.shtml">Battle for the Planet of the Apes</a> sucks ass according to highly intelligent and trustworthy sources (ie. me). Experience the full depths of monkey mediocrity today!</p>
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<p>Secrets are the battery acid of the mind. If you had secrets - if you had three things that you wanted to talk about but couldn't - what would you do? Would your defences collapse under the pressure. If I said 'lunch', 'chris morris', 'flight' would that be enough to prop up the walls for a bit? Three secrets. Three words. Head in cling-film clouding up from within.</p>
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<p><b>Proposal:</b> Combine weblog with diary and journal by making it possible to (1) post in advance, (2) assign times to events, (3) be able to choose whether the post should be public or private, (4) have private posts be viewable through a concealed login so you can check your itinerary on the go, (5) Build in 'talk about this event' functionality.</p>
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<p>Matt Haughey relaunches <a href="http://www.haughey.com/">haughey.com</a> as his professional site. It's a startlingly simple and elegant design, using high quality images. The front page feels like a window. There's something familiar to me about the text formatting on the images. It reminds me of something big in the graphic design world a while back. If anyone can see what I'm talking about, then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>. It's driving me insane.</p>
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<p>More grotesque photos of the most recent <a href="http://www.geo.ed.ac.uk/~msc9824/blogmeet120601.htm">Blogmeet (12 /6/2001)</a>. When will someone realise that the pallid complexion, RSI'd arms and over-caffeinated geek world will <b>never</b> photograph well?</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000022.shtml">CCTV in a nutshell</a> - "Britain leads the world in the use of closed circuit television to discourage crime on our streets, and enjoys the highest known proportion of CCTV coverage."</p>
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<p>I don't even know what to say. The person who got me Buffy on video - wow. This has been the main symbol of my currently tightened circumstances - that the thing that would be my first frivolity sits on a shelf glaring at me. I actually got a bit emotional. I don't know what to say.</p>
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<p>The disturbing mind of <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal Henderson</a> has come up with the most evil thing I've seen in years: <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/votepoll.php?id=21">which uk blogger would you most like to see naked?</a> I have it on good authority that whoever wins this poll will take much of their kit off immediately.</p>
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<p>Ok. You're all missing the point. I want you to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/votepoll.php?id=21">vote</a> for the <b>other</b> people (ie not me), so <b>I</b> get to see them naked. Jeez, people. Pay attention. So in attempt to guide your voting a little, I've found these old pictures of <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo</a> lying around the place. Wouldn't you rather see <b>them</b> naked?</p>
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<p><b>Evening in a Nutshell:</b> Was late getting everything done, half-tidied bedroom, met Nick H and Davo at The Edge, drank a couple of drinks, behaved like idiots, had fun. Went to GAY, downed a couple of drinks, bumped into ****, bumped into Scott and friend. Danced like a maniac for an hour or so. Saw stunning man, stunning man engaged in ten minutes of full-body flirting, stunning man wandered off with boyfriend, got a bit pissed off, danced like an angry maniac, tried to get Nick to flirt with someone, tried to leave the dance-floor but they kept playing incredibly good crap. Saw stunning man while sitting and having a fag with Davo. Felt really tired. Davo leant me the money for a cab. Got cab. Got home, had sneaky shower. Talked to **** on AIM about his behaviour over the evening - decided he was a bit of an arse. Went to bed.</p>
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<p>"Why do you fight, miniscule blonde one?" Today has been filled with a profound inability to connect to anything or anyone, the frustration of discovering that an application form that was supposed to arrive this morning hasn't done, a couple of hours of <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a> and a fair amount of UBB dismantling. Had a bit of an existential wobble around 4pm. Comforted myself with the thought that I'm under a lot of stress, am very tired and haven't eaten properly for a while. Do not, as yet, feel at equilibrium.</p>
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<p>I swear to god, if the Barbelith Underground reboot doesn't work this time, I'm smashing something. I'm going to get a great big fucking rock and throw it through <a href="http://www.infopop.com">Infopop</a>'s windows.</p>
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<p>I took a break from the nightmare reinstallation from hell in order to catch the last half hour of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0075860">Close Encounters of the Third Kind</a>. It's weird - <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> and <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> probably weren't even born when I last saw it.</p>
<p>The weirdest thing about the whole experience was seeing how many images, sounds and effects in Close Encounters have become representative of the whole alien phenomenon. There are traces of Close Encounters in pretty much every film about contact and aliens made since. Particularly weird, though, is the way it's represented. Exactly the same music and imagery is used in Independance Day and the X-files to convey horror and anxiety, and yet in Spielberg's original the whole thing is approached with wonder. There's fear in there as well, of course, but the general spirit is one of awe. It makes all those bizarre claims that Spielberg's movies are designed to educate and reassure the American public about the actual presence of aliens <b>vaguely</b> plausible. Extraordinary.</p>
<p>When I was 18 I visited the place in the desert where they filmed the movie. At the campsite opposite they show the movie every single night - projected on an screen in an outside theatre - with nothing around but desert and tents, and nothing above but clear skies and hundreds of millions of stars.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000023.shtml">Marquis De Sade: Profile</a> - "Being a comprehensive guide to the life and work of the world's most passionate and depraved libertine and lover."</p>
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<p>Read <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_06_01_x.shtml#4124658">this</a> and then read <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_06_01_expired.html#4124699">this</a> and then come and join us at Smolensky's for a drink this evening from 7pm to 9pm - all welcome, from regular readers to first-timers.</P>
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<p>I remember saying to myself in March that if I hadn't found a permanent job I wanted by my birthday, then I would seriously consider either mass slaughter or suicide. I'm no longer comfortable with the stresses and insecurities of freelance work. Well, one month from today, I turn 29, and while the industry does appear to be picking up slightly, I'm increasingly concerned that I'm not going to be in my dream job by that magical date. I've done some stuff during the last couple of months that I've always wanted to do, and I've done some stuff that I never want to do again. And while I've done a lot of good work (I think <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith</a> is coming together very well) I just don't ever really feel able to relax and I'm always thinking about where the next work is going to come from. Tonight, I really do feel so very very tired.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com/#4104904">Mark's new haircut</a> makes him look like a Beatle. And he's started posing more. Which is, you know, fun.</p>
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<p>OK - confessions time. Who found my site by typing in '<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Tom%20Coates%20Naked">Tom Coates Naked</a>' into Google? I feel violated in a strangely pleasant way. Mummy, does this mean I'm a deviant?</p>
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<p>So Simon's redesigned <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/">minor 9th</a> but wouldn't beg me to link to him. So I have linked to him anyway, just to prove that having nerve is sometimes worth rewarding. As long as you all remember that you are all my bitches, that is. You've got that, right?</p>
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<p>Can you guys find some pretext to link to <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">http://simon.fneh.net</a> ASAP? I linked to him and he bet me that he'd get less hits today than yesterday just in order to spite me. So now it's a matter of honour that I find some way of <b>at least</b> doubling his traffic. <b>All ideas gratefully received</b></p>
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<p>Because of the sheer weight of running <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>, I have decided to start to take donations from people for its upkeep and maintenance. 300,000 page impressions a month, CGI heavy-bulletin boards and up to 700Mb of bandwidth a day wasn't quite what I had in mind when I started the site, but never mind - everyone seems to enjoy it.</p>
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<p>I am contemplating running a parallel campaign to the barbelith one. I'm wondering if I can persuade the world to contribute dollar by dollar towards getting me a G4 Ti Powerbook. I'm dribbling at the propect, but it occurs to me that I could be here waiting for it for quite some time...</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000025.shtml">Echelon (I): History and Politics</a> - "The first part of our Echelon series takes a look at the background of the top secret surveillance project that has the European Union in uproar."</p>
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<p>We live in strange days. And they get stranger all the time. That feeling you get when you don't know what's happening - that sensation you get when you're uncomfortable in a strange situation and you don't know why - the pricking on your back - the spreading explosions of light behind your eyes as brain-elements fire and misfire - those spasms of discomfort - these things are natural to us now. They're with us all the time, for better or worse.</p>
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<p><b>Bookmark dump:</b> Being an unedited list of everything in my bookmark file, providing biographical insight and good linkage. Today: <b>Toolbar Favourites:</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>,
<a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/01/23/index1a.html">WebMonkey Search Engine Secrets</a>,
<a href="http://www.filmfourextra.com/login.jsp?">FilmFourExtra</a>,
<a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/jobs/search/top.html">ThisIsLondon.com Jobs</a>,
<a href="http://www.chinwag.com/uknm-jobs/links_recruitment_agencies.shtml">Chinwag Recruitment Consultancies</a>,
<a href="http://www.samspade.org/">SamSpade.org</a>,
<a href="http://www.gaydar.co.uk/scott_london">Scott London</a>,
<a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KLEQHY">Tom on HotOrNot</a>,
<a href="http://www.aol.co.uk/jobs/">AOL.co.uk jobs</a>,
<a href="http://www.seethru.co.uk/">Seethru Webzine</a>,
<a href="http://www.networksolutions.com/cgi-bin/whois/whois?STRING=capitallive.com">Whois capitallive.com</a>,
<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/jobs/jobnow.shtml">BBC jobs</a>,
<a href="http://barbelith.intranets.com/login.asp?link=">Barbelith Intranet</a>,
<a href="http://www.lifemag.com/Life/pictday/pictday.html">Life Pic of the Day</a>,
<a href="http://jim.roepcke.com/fan-faves">Fan Faves</a>,
<a href="http://www.lotterycentral.co.uk/">Lottery Central</a>,
<a href="http://ubbforums.infopop.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">UBB support</a>,
<a href="http://www.q4music.com/">Q4music.com</a>,
<a href="http://www.gutenberg.net/">Project Gutenberg</a>,
<a href="http://www.jobserve.com/">Jobserve</a>,
<a href="http://www.thecounter.com/">TheCounter.com</a>,
<a href="http://filepile.org/">FilePile.org</a>,
<a href="http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/">Jobs Unlimited</a>.</p>
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<p>The groovy orange pubic orangutan wasn't andisestablishmentarian except after copulation of course; those who feel his swollen forebrain just here rustling beneath the firetruck in hushed screams of pleasure. Motherfucking is illegal under full latex umbrellas. Unless groovy membranous exterminators spackle cake because they absolutely abnegate Uzbekistan nationalist fetus, killed by underwater terrorists disguised as tentacled monkeys. Mermaids in drag, but never kissed or prostituted. Whoops Johnny! Now consanguinous self spanked Buffy's defiance beyond recognition. So unexpectedly she spell checked violently until coming again and ... womble. Chewbacca snorted viral eruption beverages with naked apologies to make reservedly bitter lemons. Giraffes corpulate noncepatrollishly allegedly. Moreover, seeping sperm oozies surprisingly quickly when whisked vigorously by giant cocksmokers. The most beautifullest hornswaggled uxorious... [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000024&p=">more</a>]</p>
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<p>Today I agreed to fill in an empty week of work with secretarial temping. Just to fill up the time, you understand. God, I'm depressed.</p>
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<p>New useful weblog: <a href="http://status.blogger.com">status.blogger.com</a> - started by <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> to keep everyone calm during down-time. While we are at it, you should probably go vote for <b>Blogger</b> in the personal site category of <a href="http://www.webbies.com/peoplesvoice/">The Webbies</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000027.shtml">Tarot in a nutshell</a> - "A magician consults the tarot to examine the causal influences surrounding a situation or action which might not otherwise be consciously available to him or her."</p>
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<p>You know, I think those <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> chaps are getting a bit big for their boots: <a href="http://www.blogger.com/forgot.pyra?message=Sorry+random+punter+but+I+am+afraid+you+do+not+have+enough+A+list+friends+to+get+into+this+part+of+the+site">click here</a>. This is a joke by the way.</P>
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<p>I am, at this moment, trying to build a full weblog design without using any tables or images or spacer gifs of any kind. None. Not a one. I'm finding it challenging, but not impossible. But my one issue is in trying to introduce a bit of <b>glamour</b> into it. Does anyone know any sites that are pure CSS that look really sharp?</p>
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<p>I'm wondering at the moment if I could make money by doing really strange things - like collecting envelopes of my hair and auctioning them on <a href="http://www.ebay.co.uk">Ebay</a>. Or maybe I could do that thing that Japanese girls do - wear a pair of underpants for a day, get them vacuum-sealed and sell them to frustrated old men.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan</a> has been obsessing about the new movie <b>AI</b> for ages - to the extent of creating a <a href="http://www.cloudmakers.org/">whole community</a> for the film and the online game. I'm finally beginning to realise why - the New York Observer's <a href="http://www.observer.com/pages/frontpage5.asp">review</a> is astonishing.</p>
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<p>American Beauty score on the stereo, sitting in a duvet looking out of the window at the sun on the trees, tapping on a keyboard. My teeth feel unbrushed and uncomfortable, my mouth is dry, my leg keeps bouncing and I'm reading about <a href="http://www.erowid.org/index.shtml">humans and psychoactive drugs</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000028.shtml">The Death of Pop</a> - "More than anything else, this is what's killed pop - a self-consciousness has crept in, a knowingness that's half decadent and half neurotic."</p>
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<p>How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing? How can I go forward when I don't know which way to turn? How can I go forward into something I'm not sure of?</p>
<p>How can I give love when I don't know what it is I'm giving? How can I give love when I just don't know how to give? How can I give love when love is something I ain't never had?</p>
<p>You know life can be long, and you got to be so strong and the world is so tough sometimes i feel i've had enough.</p>
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<p><b>It's official.</b> Jeffrey Zeldman officially kicks fucking arse. As another expensive <!-- Time Out Shopping Guide -->online project folds, so the little man takes a stand:"The Web is not in trouble. Big businesses are, when they think they can own or master it. Bye-bye, Big Content. Adieu, global agencies. Thanks for stopping by. Now step away, and let those who've always understood this medium
take it where it needs to go." [<a href="http://www.pdn-pix.com/pix/column/">the rest of the article</a>] [<a href="http://www.zeldman.com">the godlike Mr Z</a>]</p>
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<p>I'm weirded out. Max is sodding off abroad in a week. Which weirds me out. Don't normally talk about him here, but I've decided this is different. Maybe it's not. He might send me an e-mail I suppose - telling me it's not different. Hmmm. In which case I shall take it down. He probably won't send me an e-mail though. Have a nice time, old chap.</p>
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<p>LA <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> regulars may remember me in this particular outfit when I met them outside a café in February: <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/search/results/?term=tom coates">What the Mirror Project Found</a>.</p>
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<p>Tremendously unsettling experience: talking about your problems with a friend on AIM and then discovering that you weren't actually talking to said friend at all, but to someone involved in the whole problem, albeit indirectly. Suddenly feel crushingly exposed.</p>
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<p>I'm feeling tremendously positive after half an hour lying in the sun, three episodes of <a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005AFQJ';">Angel</a> and lots of bread and houmous. I have a sudden transformative feeling, as if I were shortly to be emerging from madness.</p>
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<p> <a href="http://www.orbyn.com/byn/bigblogger.htm">Big Blogger</a>: "Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Barbados sounds like but Tom says it's a bit like Dancing Queen."</p>
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<p>Tom's Top Twelve <b>Bowie</b> tracks:<br /><br />
<b> 12) Fascination [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7T','us','B00001OH7T');">Young Americans</a>]</b><br />
"Every time I feel fascination, I just can't stand still, I've got to use her, Every time I think of what you pulled me through, dear, Fascination moves sweeping near me."<br />
<b> 11) TVC15 [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7U','us','B00001OH7U');">Station to Station</a>]</b><br />
"One of these nights I may just jump down that rainbow way. Be with my baby, then We'll spend some time together."<br />
<b>10) Big Brother / Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7S','us','B00001OH7S');">Diamond Dogs</a>]</b><br />
"We'll build a glass asylum, with just a hint of mayhem." "Someone to claim us, someone to follow, someone to shame us, some brave apollo, someone to fool us, someone like you, we want you Big Brother."<br />
<b> 9) Let's Dance (Live) [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004Y7WV','us','B00004Y7WV');">Bowie at the Beeb</a>]</b><br />
"If you say run, I'll run with you. If you say hide, we'll hide. Because my love for you would break my heart in two. If you should fall into my arms and tremble like a flower."<br />
<b> 8) Golden Years [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7U','us','B00001OH7U');">Station to Station</a>]</b><br />
"Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere, angel. Come get up my baby. Look at that sky, life's begun. Nights are warm and the days are young."<br />
<b> 7) Black Country Rock [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7N','us','B00001OH7N');">The Man Who Sold The World</a>]</b><br />
"Some say the view is crazy but you may adopt another point of view."<br />
<b> 6) Ashes to Ashes [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7Y','us','B00001OH7Y');">Scary Monsters</a>]</b><br />
"They got a message from the Action Man,'I'm happy, hope you're happy too I've loved all I've needed to love. Sordid details following.'"<br />
<b> 5) The Man Who Sold The World [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7N','us','B00001OH7N');">The Man Who Sold The World</a>]</b><br />
"We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when. Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend. Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes. I thought you died alone, a long long time ago."<br />
<b> 4) Fashion [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7Y','us','B00001OH7Y');">Scary Monsters</a>]</b><br />
"There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name. That people from bad homes do again and again. It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear. They do it over there but we don't do it here."<br />
<b> 3) Starman [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7P','us','B00001OH7P');">Ziggy Stardust</a>]</b><br />
"Look out your window I can see his light. If we can sparkle he may land tonight."<br />
<b> 2) Beauty and the Beast [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7V','us','B00001OH7V');">Heroes</a>]</b><br />
"Something in the night, something in the day. Nothing is wrong but darling, something's in the way."<br />
<b> 1) Andy Warhol [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7O','us','B00001OH7O');">Hunky Dory</a>]</b><br />
"Put a peephole in my brain. Two New Pence to have a go. I'd like to be a gallery. Put you all inside my show."<br /><br />
Honourable mentions to: Sound and Vision [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7W','us','B00001OH7W');">Low</a>], Boys Keep Swinging [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7X','us','B00001OH7X');">Lodger</a>], <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7V','us','B00001OH7V');">Heroes</a> [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7V','us','B00001OH7V');">Heroes</a>], It's No Game (Parts One and Two) [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7Y','us','B00001OH7Y');">Scary Monsters</a>], Queen Bitch [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7O','us','B00001OH7O');">Hunky Dory</a>], Life on Mars [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7O','us','B00001OH7O');">Hunky Dory</a>], Let's Spend The Night Together [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7Q','us','B00001OH7Q');">Aladdin Sane</a>], Jean Genie [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7Q','us','B00001OH7Q');">Aladdin Sane</a>], Sorrow [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7R','us','B00001OH7R');">Pin Ups</a>], Lady Stardust [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7P','us','B00001OH7P');">Ziggy Stardust</a>], Fame [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00001OH7T','us','B00001OH7T');">Young Americans</a>]</p>
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<p>Must hurry - otherwise will miss press preview of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0240462">Dr Doolittle 2</a>, which I'm am reviewing for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films">BBC</a>. I've tried everything I can think of to get someone to come with me including e-mailing everyone I know in the world and posting it on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=13&t=000008">Barbelith</a>. But the thought is too much for all my friends. Hence I will make them suffer if they want to go see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0203009">Moulin Rouge</a> or <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0133152">Planet of the Apes</a> at a preview with me...</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> Why do kid's movies invariably contain large amounts of scatalogical humour. Surely there must be more funny things you can do with a dog / bear / raccoon than make it crap everywhere?</p>
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<p>There's another picture of me over at <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/?id=1184">The Mirror Project</a> - this time with most of my clothes off. Not that you can see anything of course.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000029.shtml">Echelon (2) Science and Patents</a> - "The technology for these terrifying prospects is not new - the means for interception have stepped hand in hand down the aisle with the means for communication all along."</p>
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<p>For those who don't believe that it's possible, I will on <a href="javascript:remote()">cam</a> in my suit in a few minutes. That should give you all an opportunity for a giggle or two.</p>
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<p>And the vote is in, and <b>yes</b> - the answer we were all dreading - temping is the dark lord Satan's way of making humanity's life even more of a godawful fucking living hell than we ever thought possible. Swear to god. I'm doing this a week. And then they're sure as fuck had better be some other work for me to do, otherwise I'm going to fucking kill someone.</p>
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<p><b>Temping thrills (1)</b> Arrive at assignment. Sit down. Start computer. Start Outlook. The first e-mail is being displayed in the preview pane. It reads, "Why doesn't Michael Barrymore use ashtrays? <b>Because he puts his fags out in the pool</b>". 9.35am - the bile is rising.</p>
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<p>Hey look kids: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith</a> is an 'online publication' according to <a href="http://www.plastic.com/article.pl?sid=01/06/25/1517209">plastic.com</a> - the <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a> that it's only just about ok to like, even when they link you. I'm chuffed, nonetheless. Now I need more bloody articles, so stop sitting on your fucking arses and write something.</p>
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<p>I hereby declare <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> to be stroppy guardian of my soul and well-being and agree in principle to being 'his project'.</p>
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<p>I want to sell myself to someone, I want to be owned. I want that sense of responsibility to go away. I want to be a thing that someone uses. Property. I don't want to have to think any more. I want Charles in charge of me.</p>
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<p>I'm not the Tom Coates that likes <a href="http://www.markandteresa.com/windsor1970/Grads-AtoF.htm#CoatesTom">curling, swimming or hunting</a> (although he's kinda cute), nor am I the Tom Coates that is married to <a href="http://oakbridge.org/contact.html">Judith</a>. The most spooky part of this whole process is that I've seen both of these sites before. And it wasn't on a vanity hunt for mentions of myself on the net.</p>
<p>My mother and father split when I was two years old for a variety of reasons. The last time I saw him was when I was four, and I don't really remember much about him, except him buying me a present and giving it to me on the doorstep. I haven't heard from him since that time, although my mother was contacted by him when I was six or seven. But since then, nothing. Not a word. His name was Thomas John Coates, and he'd be in his early sixties now. He worked in computers, and every so often I go online and try to see if I can figure out where he might be, if indeed he's still alive. I don't know that I want to meet him, but I'd be interested in knowing more about him. So if you get bored, look around for <b>other</b> Tom Coateses - and if you find him, let me know.</p>
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<p>Kerry and Sean got their presents. The wonders of Amazon.com vouchers. Twister, Pets.com glove puppets and an Austin Powers Shaguar. What more could two poofs want?</p>
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<p>My life has been saved several times by the kindnesses of young <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. At this precise moment, however, I am unable to buy him a gift for his birthday (tomorrow). So I'm going to send all of you guys off to make his day special and cool (you can <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/19KIM3I4CCRLK/026-7307643-7962831">buy him shit too</a> if you like) and then I'll get him something when my finances are perkier.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a> for finding me a news story about the soon-to-be-released <a href="http://www.nme.com/NME/External/News/News_Story/0,1004,34244,00.html">Pixies DVD retrospective</a>. I'm awed, and a little scared by how excited I am.</p>
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<p>In my mind at the moment is the following quote from <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0006545793','us','0060929871');">Brave New World</a>, combined with my refreshed memory of temp slavery and the realisation that business news is full of conversations about unhappiness at work, frustration and stress and the medical profession is still pumping the population full of anti-depressants.</p>
<p>"The most important Manhattan Projects of the future will be vast
government-sponsored inquiries into what the politicians and the
participating scientists will call 'the problem of happiness' - in other
words, the problem of making people love their servitude. Without economic
security, the love of servitude cannot possibly come into existence; for the
sake of brevity, I will assume that the all-powerful executive and its
managers will succeed in solving the problem of permanent security. But
security tends very quickly to be taken for granted. Its achievement is
merely a superficial, external revolution. The love of servitude cannot be
established except as the result of a deep, personal revolution in human
minds and hearts." [Aldous Huxley]</p>
<p><b>His 'suggestions'?</b> <br />
1) The development of suggestion, through drugs and conditioning.<br />
2) A science of determining which people should be doing what and in
what part of the social and economic hierarchy.<br />
3) Something 'less harmful' and 'more pleasure-giving' than gin or
heroin.<br />
4) A foolproof system of eugenics, designed to standardize the human
product and so to facillitate the task of the managers.</p>
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<p>Possibly the most useful thing in the world: <a href="http://images.google.com">images.google.com</a> - and not just for porn! </p>
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<p><b>Yesterday on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b> (so sue me, I'm stressed): <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000032.shtml">Grant Morrison (Part One)</a> - "In the first part of this archived interview from 1999, Grant Morrison talks about the Justice League, Animal Man, Alan Moore and 2000AD."</p>
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<p>It's just not fair. I should be able to post to <b>plasticbag.org</b> during the day if I want to. I have to feed my baby. It's so unfair.</p>
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<p>I am stunned to report that I've had a word accepted into the <b>pseudodictionary</b>. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you <a href="http://www.pseudodictionary.com/word.php?id=4598">'unsightful'</a>.</p>
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<p>I find squeezing <b>plasticbag.org</b> completely around work incredibly difficult and frustrating. I hate temp work with such a passion.</p>
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<p><b>Yesterday on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000033.shtml">Grant Morrison (Part Two)</a> - "It's 1999 all over again with the second part of our classic interview - featuring Grant's thoughts on The Invisibles, the future and Dictaphones..."</p>
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<p>I'm excrutiatingly tired. Totally, completely, ridiculously exhausted. Workshy fop, you say? Not at all. But a combination of stress, work-related self-hatred and an inability to sleep brought about by three months of gradually escalating worry has finally taken its toll. I want to sleep for a thousand years. And tomorrow it's Mardi Gras.</p>
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<p><b>Word of the day:</b> 'sarcasrony' - being a useful word to use when you're too confused by Alanis Morrissette to tell the difference between irony and sarcasm. Particularly should be used in confused American accent to highlight cultural stereotyping: "Jeez - you English people are so Sarcasronic - you know?".</p>
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<p>The most interesting part of this review of <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,44928,00.html">A.I.</a> is the last couple of lines: "Movies should be rated by how much they're worth. If you're looking for a science fiction movie that will provoke, madden and irritate you, A.I. is worth $10 -- otherwise keep yourself and any youngsters far away." The idea of rating a film based upon how much you should be prepared to pay to watch it is actually an extremely interesting one. Hence Memento becomes a $15 film while Deep Blue Sea is a highly unsatisfying $0. I'm going to have to think about this more...</p>
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<p>So <a href="http://www.londonmardigras.com/">Mardi Gras</a>, then. What was all <b>that</b> about? Met up with <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Meg</a> and innumerable kiwis before tromping off to meet Sam and Nick H. at King's Cross where we were to meet Rachel. At this point I lost everyone but Sam, Nick and Rachel. From there to Finsbury Park - all sunshine and poofs and innumerable pop acts.</p>
<p>After wandering around for a bit, looking at the astonishing fairground rides and the line-dancing hairy people in leather, we wandered towards the Radio One stage where we stumbled upon a Pimms and Champagne tent, had something to drink (�3.50 for half a pint - jesus) where we bumped into Meg and Nicki. Meg took photos of us. [<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/images/mardigras/Image12.jpg">Tom</a> | <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/images/mardigras/Image14.jpg">Sam, Nick, Rachel, Tom</a>]. Shortly afterwards Meg and Nicki wandered off and we started towards the main stage. On the way, we bumped into Ian from Blogadoon.</p>
<p>The main stage was exhausting but cool. Lots of the trashiest pop acts you can imagine in the same place at the same time. We got there for one vaguely popular act - can't quite remember which, and then watched the Human League (two cool old songs, and several weird new ones), Sugababes (dull), Steps (the crowd went wild for some reason, and I thought of Chris doing the dance all the way through) and the <b>very</b> entertaining Hear,Say - who got cheers beyond all reasonable measure every time Noel came to the front of the stage. He couldn't stop laughing about this, which was quite sweet. And be warned - Steps are doing a cover of 'Chain Reaction' sometime this autumn.</p>
<p>There were a couple of tremendously amusing moments along the way. Supergirly did a tremendous version of a couple of Britney Spears classics smooshed together. They both sang at the same time the choruses and they worked together <b>perfectly</b>. They also slagged off 5ive for their non-attendance, which was entertaining. And speakers like Ken Livingstone and Peter Tatchell were a bit of a laugh as well. Possibly the funniest part of the afternoon though was the presence of Penny from Big Brother and a video message from Josh from same TV program, clearly filmed before he went in. As he talked to the crowds, clearly full of himself and his pumped-up body a low chant from the crowd gradually exploded into a full roar of "Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian". The gay community have spoken and they have picked their favourite.</p>
<p>Somewhere in the middle of all this I managed to lose Sam and Nick who both had descended into mid-to-late-Pride ennui and a feeling of disconnection from the sheer wealth of poofdom. After several attempts to reinspire them I kind of gave up. Although I did force them to go and see EMF over at the Popstarz tent. On the way we bumped into John W wearing a plastic fireman's outfit. One 'Unbelievable' later, Nick's much perkier and Sam's run into an ex of his and wandered off somewhere.</p>
<p>At which point, my mobile phone goes insane and we suddenly start receiving all the text messages that we'd waited for all day from people trying to get in touch. Of course, several hours too late. Davo comes and meets us on the park outside the Trade tent and then John joins us. After half and hour of mooching and watching the sunset (around 9.00 - 9.30) and me giving my number to the friend of a guy wearing a Number 2 t-shirt, we proceeded to wander towards the exit - finding on the way a kind of little Latin / Easy Listening disco which we mucked around in for a while.</p>
<p>Once that had shut down it was just a bag of candy floss, a few cigarettes, a can of beer and an endless hike to the tube station before we were in Soho, guzzling trashy bottled drinks we'd smuggled out of bars on Old Compton Street. And then I flaked and had to go home. Quite a day. Exhausting.</p>
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<p><a href="http://pseudodictionary.com/search.php?recent=5">Journalism</a>: the [mistaken] belief that what you think is true becomes true once you write it down.</p>
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<p>Have you written about Mardi Gras? If so, let me know and I'll link to it: <a href="http://www.8letters.co.uk/blogvault/2001_07_01_vault.html#4332598">8letters.co.uk</a> | <a href="http://swishcottage.blogspot.com/?/2001_07_01_swishcottage_archive.html">SwishCottage</a> | <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Blogadoon</a>.</p>
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<p>From the orifice of the <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Brainsluice</a> straight into your cortex: <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2001/06/30/gay_trek/index.html">Salon takes on Gay "Trek"</a>. A stunningly interesting article, there are only a couple of things that I would take issue with. The first is that Jadzia Dax and Lenara Khan's relationship is indicative of the ability to respect a relationship and a love that is irrelevant of body and gender - and I think that's a tremendous step. The fact of their heterosexuality is irrelevant - they are post-gay in a weird way - in that they truly are expressing a love that is completely separate from concerns with male and female.</p>
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<p>This week is overwhelmingly full to bursting. Hopefully, I can manage to keep everything on track. I have two meetings, an interview, a trip to Norfolk, a lecture to attend, an evening or lunch to organise, a lesson to give and several dozen jobs to apply for. And I have to talk to my temp agency and see if they've got any work for Wednesday <b>just in case</b>.</p>
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<p>Guess who's coming to London: <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0107.html#010702">Travelling Carnival of Fine Hypertext Products</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Dot Com Blues</b></p>
<p>I'd decided that I wasn't happy in my job for a variety of reasons and handed in two months notice from timeout.com - so that they could find someone to replace me and so that I could find another job that I would enjoy. Unfortunately I did it at just the wrong time - pretty much <b>exactly</b> the wrong time, actually.</p>
<p>Between January and March I had a variety of interviews for well-paid and interesting jobs around the UK new media scene - among other positions I went for a role at AOL.co.uk as a broadband producer that I was really excited about and was talking to Sapient about going to work with them as a Content Strategist. Then almost overnight everything stopped dead. With one company I had a full day of interviews, and several subsequent meetings and was about to go in to discuss salary and benefits packages when they suddenly rang up out of the blue and said that they'd been forced to stop recruiting that morning. A couple of other companies that I was talking to suddenly started doing the same thing. Interviews were cancelled and the market just died overnight.</p>
<p>Since leaving Time Out in the beginning of March I've had pretty variable luck - I've managed to do more freelance writing, which I've always wanted to do (including writing film reviews for bbc.co.uk), and have paid the bills with work at at a couple of web design companies and start-ups doing HTML and design work. It's been really interesting, and I've had a couple of interesting challenges - designing HTML templates for e-mail clients like Outlook and web-mail was a completely new experience for me, even after seven years of knocking HTML together. But finding the right ways to create, organise and present content online is still where my heart lies and anything else still feels a bit like killing time. And that's when the work is coming in - which it doesn't always do. </p>
<p>The UK hasn't been hit as hard as the US, by any means, so there's still, thank god, only a limited will-code-for-food ethos around. But it's hard on everyone - particularly those of us who mistimed our next career step.</p>
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<p>I'm slightly drunk and confused after a quarter bottle of vodka and Priscilla on TV. The film always seems very honest to me in a strange way, considering it's made by hundreds of people with video cameras and technical equipment and focused on actors pretending to be people, so that we can relate to them and experience our feelings through it...</p>
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<p>Possibly the least effective attempt at sleep I've ever undertaken in my life. I couldn't have moved more if I was running a marathon. I feel more exhausted this morning than I did last night. I'm useless with really muggy sticky weather. My body isn't designed for it.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith.com</a> needs <b>your</b> help. The heavy schedule of new articles that I've been trying to maintain has taken its toll - and more to the point, we've run out of articles to run. Do you have something that you've always wanted to put out on the web - something insightful and brilliant. Or is there something you've always <b>wanted</b> to write. If so, then join in the discussion on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000009">The Underground</a> and then submit your piece to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/submissions">barbelith.com submissions</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm reeling a little at the moment having glanced at <a href="http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk/">Friends Reunited</a>, a site that is designed to get you in touch with other people who went to school with you. I'm particularly reeling because there actually was someone on it who I wouldn't mind getting in touch with. Stunningly weird and improbable. Unfortunately I have no intention of paying the �5 necessary to actually go through with it and contacting them.</p>
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<p>An interesting webzine-style site that I have recently discovered: <a href="http://members.aol.com/scissorfish/">Scissorfish</a>. I figure it's the suburban equivalent of razorfish. Entertaining though.</P>
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<p>In weird flash back circumstances, I'm currently enjoying an album that I first listened to in 1988 and which became an absolute staple of my life back then. Listening to it again, I still like it, and I don't care what anyone says - I think it's a fucking good album. I present for your delectation: <a href="Javascript:Amazon('us','B0000026I6);">Bangles: Everything</a>. I'm particularly obsessed by two songs at the moment - the sublime <a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/5A6FA301F4CC4EC64825697D0032523B">Glitter Years</a> and the transformatively self-destructive <A href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/19CCA0BDAB1F83DA4825697D00323306">Crash and Burn</a>. Sing along with me kids: "Going nowhere, And I don't care, Can't wait til I get there, Sometimes I wish I could crash and burn. Fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety, Gotta be a place where they can't find me, Watching all those bridges burn behind me. On my Philco, I hear an echo, there was a wrecko, yesterday. And by tomorrow, they'll clean the char-o, and wash the tar and the trouble away." You only have to listen to the latest Hole album to see the influence they had on chick-based guitar bands.</p>
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<p>While waiting to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0126029">Shrek</a> yesterday evening (not necessarily worth the effort - most notable for the ridiculously inappropriate <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Soundtracks?0126029">soundtrack</a> [<a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=shrek">more details on said fucked-up soundtrack</a>]) I listened to a bit of Tricky's new album <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005KFTN','us','B00005LNH1');">Blowback</a> in <b>HMV</b>. I used to adore Tricky, but he got more and more obscure as time passed. But this sounds amazing. Only heard a couple of songs, but it's enough to add Blowback to my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>.</p>
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<p>Extremely useful for those of you that came in unbelievably late is <b>this is aaronland</b>'s <a href="http://aaronland.net/weblog/theory/">weblog theory and practice</a>. Although it would be even cooler if the DHTML worked on a Mac. Sigh.</p>
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<p><b>Do the dumb things I gotta do:</b> Pay in cheque, pay the council tax, send off completed form, reduce Inbox down from 300 unread e-mails to less than fifty, tidy room, produce site mock-ups for potential job. <b>Sigh</b></p>
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<p>How moody do I feel today? Moody enough to go and play with <a href="http://pinstruck.com/">pinstruck digital voodoo</a> again? Hmmmm. Let's see. <b>Yes.</b></p>
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<p>In a fit of insanity, Brain and Josh have <a href="http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/frameset.html?/news/articles/news_40_750.html">shaved all their hair off</a>. Oh the antics of the Big Brother house. I may expire from excitement. My favourite voiceover yesterday? "Dean and Brain are eating quiche. Elizabeth is going to the loo."</p>
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<p>Slightly depressing news from Apple - although it probably wasn't the most successful concept ever, I am disappointed that the Cube, the world's 'coolest computer' has been <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1421000/1421136.stm">put on ice</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Goddammit!</b> What does a premiere media queen have to do to get press around here?! I mean, JESUS, the ADVOCATE did a feature on gay weblogs, and did I get a mention. <a href="http://www.advocate.com/html/queeries/queeries.asp">Nooooooooo</a>. Neither did Web Queeries! What's that about. Don't they <b>know</b> I'm the winner of <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2001">Best European Poof</a>? I'm gonna have to call my agent. <b>I'm a star goddammit</b>.</p>
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<p><!--
I'd do a little smiley face if I thought there was much point in
doing so. I'm not cross, just in case you think i'm actually
being churlish. I'm doing a Brian-esque comedy rant so that
the world will love me as they do him. Sigh
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<p>Very nice, if strange, evening with <A href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and friends taught me two things tonight - 1) there is such a thing as talking <b>too</b> much and 2) you will panic if you nearly miss deadlines for online job applications.</p>
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<p>I may just have had the worst interview of my life over at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/">BBC</a>. First came a whole range of tests - the vast majority of which seemed unbelievably simple. Then there was the interview proper where I somehow managed to talk absolute and total bollocks for thirty minutes, with the people concerned noting down each and every stupid thing I said. I find myself mildly depressed by my clumsiness.</p>
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<p>Preview pages from a Grant Morrison <a href="http://www.comicon.com/ubb/Forum13/HTML/000117.html">New X-men Annual</a>? Grant Morrison is doing <b>annuals</b>? That's something I wasn't expecting... [via the <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/archives/2001_07_01_archive.htm#4373854">linkmachine</a>]</p>
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<p>I have just read with great interest <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2001_07_01_archive.shtml#4388591">Matt's</a> take on <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>'s thoughts on 'weblog as slice'. There are many things I feel I could contribute to the discussion, but perhaps the most important is that however 'poncy' the winebar was, it was young Matthew's choice. <b>Slap!</b></p>
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<p>It is, as they say, enough to make you spit: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1422000/1422582.stm">BBC News</a>.</p>
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<p>Last night's tremendous thunderstorm really feels like it has cleaned out the air. Everything this morning is much fresher and more pleasant. I would, however, like <b>some</b> sun back if at all possible. This doesn't stop me, however, feeling exhausted by the amount of stuff that I have had to get through this week. I've had interviews, meetings, mock-ups to build, reviews to write, and I still have two substantial things that must be done before I go up to Norfolk this afternoon to help my family buy my brother a computer.</p>
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<p>The website for people who went to my school is an absolute piece of crap. More importantly it just doesn't <b>work</b> on a Mac... I give you: <a href="http://www.oldnorvicensians.co.uk/">Old Norvicensians' Club</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm not linking to this. You didn't see me link to it. Ok? It's like a secret or something. Don't link to it either: <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com/">Michael</a>.</p>
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<p>Question: Is this <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/puppetmaster/bios.php?bio=pete">man</a> (Pete) absolutely stunning? No, I am afraid you answered incorrectly. The correct answer was <b>yes</b>. Because you answered incorrectly, you will now be fed to Carl, The Big Mean Bunny. Which reminds me. If you find a pic of Carl online, please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a> it to me. I need one.</p>
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<p>I really love this kind of stuff. Stuff like <a href="http://buzz.yahoo.com">Yahoo!'s Buzz section</a>, stuff that let's you know what is going on around the internet - what people are interested in, what people are searching for. Today's exciting addition to the team is the <a href="http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html">Google Press Center's Zeitgeist page</a>. If you know of any more sites like this, please let me know. I find them fascinating.</p>
<p>Most interesting news of the day on said site? <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=abercrombie+and+fitch&btnG=Google+Search">Abercrombie and Fitch</a> is one of the most rapidly declining search terms of recent weeks. I wonder why... And more people search <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> in German than <b>any</b> other language except English. That's more than Spanish, French, Chinese or Japanese...</p>
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<p>I've stumbled upon some fascinating stuff about the original <b>barbelites</b> via a mention in Umberto Eco's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099287153','us','0345368754');">Foucault's Pendulum</a>: "Barbelite texts like "On the Origin of the World" and "Hypostasis of the Archons" presented the "Tree of Knowledge" in a positive light as a mechanism for human liberation via free inquiry, curiousity and questioning." [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000024">more</a>].</p>
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<p>So, big news of the last week for me was that <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> loves <a href="http://www.radiohead.com">Radiohead</a> but doesn't like <a href="http://www.buffy.com">Buffy</a>. I'm still reeling from that little piece of information. That's why he won't be at all interested in <a href="http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=9473">comprehensive and entirely plausible spoilers about the next season of Buffy - omigod omigod omigod omigod</a>.</p>
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<p>Ah well - didn't get the position that I interviewed for last week. Not enough 'project management and British history' experience. The latter I agree with, frankly. The former I'm less sure about.</p>
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<p>So - anyone interested in buying me one of <a href="http://eatonweb.com/store/#guru">these</a>? I'm fancying a small or medium size of 'guru' or 'netslave'. Small probably best frankly...</p>
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<p>Less true now than it was when I made this logo:</p>
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<p>I have the best AIM buddy icon in the world at the moment. I nicked it off <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>. You'll have to IM me in order to see it.</p>
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<p>No fair. I want to go to this: <a href="http://www.webzine.ws/index.html">Webzine � Independent Online Publishing</a>. My life sucks ass.</p>
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<p>Must read <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,517373,00.html">article</a> of the day has Jon Ronson following around the housemates in last year's Big Brother. Best line: "You've got to remember," he replied, "that all but three of the housemates are as thick as pig-shit."</p>
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<p>Just in case anyone wants it, I knocked up a template for the Blogger Template Contest, but then completely forgot to submit it. It's pure CSS, it's not particularly glamourous, but it has a couple of neat features including the ability to have a completely differently formatted first post for a blog. It's also really easily extendable and adaptable - I thought it might look nice with blue headers on the left for things like links and 'about me' material. If you want to see it in action, it's here at present: <a href="http://www.filmsoho.com">filmsoho.com</a> and if you want the blogger template, that's <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/tomtemplate.txt">here</a>. Just chuck in a mention of me when you use it. <b>Have fun</b></p>
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<p>I am very amused by this: <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/puppetmaster/bios.php?bio=pete">PuppetMaster - Bios</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a>'s supposed to be turning up in London soon. In four days actually. Haven't heard anything from him, though. Don't know what his plans are. Ralph is a funny puppy.</p>
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<p>Does anyone here use PayPal and have they successfully withdrawn money to a bank account. Ideally Barclays? If you have could you e-mail me so I can compare settings. They keep charging me $20 every time they fuck up.</p>
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<p>"It should have been called 'It's a sucky life, and just when you don't think it can suck any more it does."</p>
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<p>Because the secret horrific truth of my life is that I'd rather spend two or three hours in my room talking to people on the internet, where it is safe and mediated and distant from myself, than I would actually go out and meet them.</p>
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<p>I honestly don't know what is more alarming - that <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0107.html#010710">jason</a> enjoyed using the <b>Underground</b> or that the MUNI is worse...</p>
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<p>Following <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/puppetmaster/bios.php?bio=pete">this</a>, do you reckon we could have more pictures of the man concerned displayed <a href="http://www.dependentfilms.net/pjz/index.php">here</a>?</p>
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<p>Huge obituary and picture in the Guardian today for <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4219629,00.html">Thomas Wiedemann</a>, a lecturer of mine at Bristol University. He taught Ancient History from a rather traditional bent, and I'm not sure I learnt a lot from him, but he was a good and decent man who knew everything there was to know. He once said that every civilised person should have read Thucydides and Herdotus in their totality - and while I remain barbaric even approaching my 29th birthday - I am beginning to believe that he may have been correct. From the obituary: "Wiedemann spent 19 years, between 1976-95, in the department of classics at Bristol University, a lively and controversial centre, where he was instrumental in building up a strong ancient history component; in particular, a separate undergraduate degree course in ancient history first taught in the current academic year." Those he taught will miss him.</p>
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<p>Two texts of the Barbelites: <a href="http://www.webcom.com/gnosis/naghamm/hypostas.html">Hypostasis of the Archons</a> and <a href="http://www.webcom.com/gnosis/naghamm/origin.html">On the Origin of the World</a> as found via the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000024">Underground</a>.</p>
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<p>A few changes have been made around plasticbag.org - although they probably won't be replicated throughout the site for a while to come (combination of laziness and <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> archiving differences). Enjoy.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000037.shtml">I was a teenage lesbian</a> - "In an interview from 1998, Tom Coates interviews Amy, a young girl whose life was nearly destroyed after being bullied at school for being gay."</p>
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<p><b>July 12th.</b> This means that it is exactly a week until my 29th birthday. One week to the day. Oh my god. My flatmates have gone on holiday today as well, so the flat is mine and mine alone for the next two weeks, which is both wonderfully relaxing and slightly eerie. I should get on with organising my birthday party, really. Haven't even invited anyone yet.</p>
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<p>Does anyone know where <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected</a> has gone?</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.prolific.org/">Prol</a> comes this incredibly useful little site on <a href="http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors">Common Errors in English</a>. Of course the first thing to do is run it through an online spell-checker and look through it desperately to try and find grammatical errors and clumsy linguistic usage. Well it would be if I had the time. I'll leave that up to you guys.</p>
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<p>I'm trying to work out whether I want to go out on the piss tomorrow night or whether it would be better to have all my gay friends around for a piss up at my place instead. I could get some snacks in and some booze and we could listen to shite music and chat. Might be cool. Less about staring at people in bars and more about hanging out. Don't hang out enough...</p>
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<p>Does <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1435000/1435409.stm">Red Bull</a> kill? And more to the point, exactly what is <b>sudden adult death syndrome</b> except for a name for something that they have no idea what it is but results in sudden death?</p>
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<p>I don't think you can fail to be impressed by a <a href="http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=0107122102410482">news service</a> that writes important stories like this: "While NASA variously refers to the air lock as a "door" or "porch" for the station, it really defies such homey analogies, since earthbound people do not have to worry about stepping outside into a near vacuum that can boil their blood and burst their internal organs."</p>
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<p><!--
Congratulations you two. We're all delighted.
-->As I was walking home <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_07_02_secret_archive.shtml#437186">about a year ago</a>, a little girl was riding her bike in the middle of the street. She still had the training wheels on as she wobbled and struggled to peddle. It reminded me of when I was little and how badly I wanted a bicycle but couldn't get one. My parents wouldn't let me have a bike until I was 12; my mom was too afraid I'd hurt myself. I'd pass the bike section in the store and just look, having given up asking my parents about it long ago. I eventually did get one after much pleading and begging. Amazingly, getting my driver's license at 16 and the subsequent borrowing of the family car passed without incident. </p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>: <a href="http://www.bomba.at/startseite.html">The official drink</a> of the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>.</p>
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<p>Very brief aside: <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">the prodigal daughter returns</a>, and yet again she has too much bloody energy.</p>
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<p>Today has been a tremendously pleasant day. I've written two reviews for the BBC's <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films">Film Site</a> representing the very best and worst of genre moviews: <b>The Empire Strikes Back</b> and <b>The Man With The Golden Gun</b>. There's something wonderful about "Empire" which never ceases to amaze me - it's the way that freed from having to have a happy ending, every single character comes into focus and every relationship is heightened. And it's all played out amid such an amazing spectacle. Truly an incredible film.</p>
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<p>Just because I designed it and because I think it's nice - I hereby present the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/29th_birthday.gif">invitation to my 29th birthday party</a> - to be held one week from tonight.</p>
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<p>The immortal Grant Morrison, the creator of the memes that have hollowed out my head and set up a house party there, is interviewed about <a href="http://marvel.com/comics/inthehouse/archives/inthehouse_051501_morrison.html">New X meN</a> over at <a href="http://www.marvel.com">Marvel.com</a>. I've not been particularly impressed by the series yet, but I always trust Grant to impress in the long-run - he's never let me down yet.</p>
<p>Particularly important parts of the article for me were <b>1)</b> realising finally that the new White Queen's outfit is a full body suit with an X cut out of it (can't believe I hadn't noticed that) and <b>2)</b> Grant saying: "Part of the new setup involves Professor X drafting a Mutant Rights Charter and sees the X-Men realigned not as super heroes, but as a kind of mutant equivalent to the Red Cross or UN Peacekeeping Force. They're the people trained to deal with mutant-rights violations. They are educators, activists and warriors. They don't need to be super heroes anymore, and I think the stories will be able to expand in some new directions because of that shift in perspective." Suddenly, the X-men get interesting again.</p>
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<p>Conundrum of the moment is what to get with the birthday money that I'll hopefully get from my family. Should I put it towards an <a href="http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/974/wo/bPnKs0iS807JP4UeSb1/4.3.0.3.30.1">external hard disc</a>, the <b>gorgeous</b> (but let's face it, completely out-priced) <a href="http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/974/wo/bPnKs0iS807JP4UeSb1/3.3.0.3.30.1.9.3.13.0">Canon Digital IXUS</a> or <a href="http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore.woa/974/wo/bPnKs0iS807JP4UeSb1/2.3.0.3.30.1.9.2.13.0">Harman Kardon Mac Soundsticks</a>? I'm swaying towards the soundsticks at the moment, but mainly because I've nearly got my TV card working finally, and think it would be nice to have some decent speakers...</p>
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<p>What a strange couple of days. How did I end up four days before my twenty-ninth birthday sitting in my bedroom, while in the kitchen I'm making <b>chicken stock</b>? Thirty-six hours in a nutshell...</p>
<p><b>Saturday</b></p>
<p><b>12 midday:</b> Receive, through the post, �40 worth of Sainsbury's vouchers from my mother and grandmother.</p>
<p><b>12:30pm</b> I receive a phone call from Sam asking if I'm having people around in the evening for a meal and drinks. I had completely forgotten that I had even suggested such a gathering. But I say yes, because I figure I organise it swiftly and that it might be entertaining. The party was designed to be for my gay friends - I thought it a welcome change. Rather than sitting in bars sweeping hair/face/chest/arse/shoes of passing men while talking across overloud Kylie and awaiting boredom, success or frustration, I had decided very much the same effect could be had at home only with my own choice of music and possibly some food. An excellent plan indeed.</p>
<p><b>5pm</b> I've arranged to meet <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> at Sainsbury's at five to start the shopping experience. I am predicted a five-to-eight person evening and we decide to shop appropriately. Except that I haven't eaten all day, and become suddenly overwhelmed and excited. But six-thirty, we have �83 of food and drink. Davo has contributed �30 towards the cause, the guilt for which will slowly overwhelm me over the next 28 hours. We leave the supermarket and decide to get a cab home. I have become obsessed by scones, clotted cream and strawberry jam, which I sneaked into the shopping. I decide that alongside a cup of tea, Davo and I can enjoy this experience before we get down to organising the rest of the food.</p>
<p><b>7pm</b> Davo and I have finished four scones between us and find ourselves inexplicably full. The thought of food over the rest of the evening becomes almost unbearable. Which is a shame, since there is still �81 of it left. I pull a hot chicken carcass from a paper bag and place it decoratively on a plate. We watch the final of <b>Stars in their Eyes</b> with a certain amount of derision. I don't think we ever found out who won it.</p>
<p><b>8pm</b> My friends who are supposed to arrive at eight start ringing and continue to ring for the next two hours while they get distracted, get later, more disorganised and lost. Nick H arrives first with a friend in tow. Introduced to James, he seems initially slightly nervous and bored, then after it is determined that he grew up in a part of Norfolk that I know very well, conversation becomes easier. And then it becomes radically more embarrassing, as our lives are revealed to have very nearly intersected on a number of occasions. I decide Pimms and smoking heavily is the future of polite conversation. James moves twice all evening. At most. He seems to have fun, and is thoroughly approved of by all parties, who gradually start to creep in.</p>
<p><b>10pm</b> Everyone is now present. Sam has joined us and has been regailing us with stories about dreams with stair features and Madonna and cliffs and beaches. He is also obsessed that there exists a supermarket with a secret floor where they store Flour that you can only reach via a lift. John W has also arrived - kind of like in the bible with those wise people, only with only one of them, less Myrrh and a gallon of vodka. The baby Jesus himself couldn't have been more delighted. There is general agreement that of all present, only Nick is hungry. When Sam declares that he thought the evening was supposed to be an orgy, James starts slightly and looks a bit awkward. Everyone notices but no one says anything. It was funny.</p>
<p><b>Sunday</b></p>
<p><b>Midnight</b> Many cigarettes have been smoked, much alcohol has been drunk, and many ludicrous stories have been told. Some amused, some impressed, some fell flat on their faces. Various people are drunk or act strangely or approach mini entertaining hysterias - like whirlpools in cups of tea they pass quickly.</p>
<p><b>2.30 am</b> Nick and James have finally found a cab, after many hours of battling with incoherent taxi companies. Sam has declared himself replete and decides to head home. John and Davo decide to crash on the floor and sofa. We assemble large piles of cushions and duvets.</p>
<p><b>4.30am</b> In a drunken moment of genious I had decided to counteract all thoughts of sleep with a couple of episodes from the Buffy and Angel stable. John laughs in the wrong places, but enjoys them anyway, which was good. Davo looks enthralled during the first one, and unconscious during the second. At time I join him in prone, drooling sleep. Not the most brilliant of ideas.</p>
<p><b>11am</b> I awaken to an e-mail from Chris containing some scanned photos of Bristol (see below). I become distracted by the obsession that I have aged dramatically over the last four years. After Davo and John rouse themselves, we watch some bad television, tidy up a bit and decide to go for a bit of a walk. Davo is basically forced to do this, despite his complete sleep-deprivation, increasing the weight that will eventually fall upon me when I finally experience my 'guilt-lag'. We walk from Little Venice to Camden Town all the way down the canal path.</p>
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<p><b>4pm</b> At Camden we summon Nick C for a snack at Nandos and after bumping into Evil Nick with female companion, John and I go back to Nick C's place to find out where Jurassic Park III will be on. Davo decides to leave and goes home, slightly tired and emotional. Guilt-lag finally hits and I become momentarily neurotic.</p>
<p><b>6pm</b> Jurassic Park III isn't on. Tomb Raider is. I've seen it before. But I see it again. It's ok. After the film, John departs and Nick drives me home.</p>
<p><b>9pm</b> Alone in the flat, reclaimed gradually for my own use after a year and a half of sharing, I try and resolve the various things that I have done in the last few hours and come to some conclusions. Firstly, that I feel intruded upon when people appear who are connected with my past, and this makes me behave defensively. Secondly, that I love my friends, both old and new and thoroughly enjoy their company. Thirdly, that pictures of the past and pictures of Max are sometimes difficult to deal with, but are not a particularly big deal. Fourthly, that I have to get a job. And finally, that it is very very important that I use my chicken carcass in an appropriate way. So I decide to make Chicken Stock.</p>
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<p>There are places I remember, all my life, though some have changed. Some forever, not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places had their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall, some are dead and some are living. <b>In my life I've loved them all</b>.</p>
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<p>Ok, fine. I'll settle for someone with scruffy hair who keeps me sane. (Well it worked for <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_07_01_x.shtml#4541365">Meg</a>).</p>
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<p>She makes everything sound so sordid, but it's a legitmate question. It really is. <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2001_07_01_kb.html#4539426">If you had to, which one of the Von Trapp kids would you shag?</a> I should get <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> to run a poll. [<a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2000_09_01_kb.html#754071">last time Katy went</a>]</p>
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<p>Aw Jeez. [Blush.] What can we say Jason. We <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0107.html#010712">like you too</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm in a bit of weird mood. Just watched the end of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0114660">Things to do in Denver when you're Dead</a>. I'd forgotten how affecting I find that film. Particularly the bit right at the end when he accepts his fate, does all the things he feels he has to do and records a message for his unborn child. In it he says you should write a list of ten things you want from life. No one gets all ten, he says. But if you get five or six - you're almost there. You've nearly got it all figured out. He has cuts on his face when he says this. His voice is full of fear.</p>
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<p>Related to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0114660">Things to do in Denver when you're Dead</A> is the Warren Zevon album "Mr Bad Example" from which the film's title is derived. The track in question goes like this: "I called up my friend Leroy on the phone. I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone. I got some weird ideas in my head. About things to do in Denver when you're dead." But it's not the best song on what is a fairly mediocre album. That goes to "Mr Bad Example"</p>
<blockquote>I started as an altar boy working at the church<br />Learning all my holy moves doing some research<br />Which led me to a cash box labelled 'Children's Fund'<br />I'd leave the change and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund.<br /><br />I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store<br />Laying tackless stripping and housewives by the score.<br />I loaded up their furniture and took it to Spokane<br />And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan.<br /><br />I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins<br />I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in<br />I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth.<br />I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross.<br /><br />I'm Mr Bad Example, intruder in the dirt<br />I like to have a good time and I don't care who gets hurt.<br />I'm Mr Bad Example, take a look at me. <br />I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy.<br /><br />Of course I went to law school and got a law degree<br />And counselled all my clients to plead insanity.<br />Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald. <br />Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called.<br /><br />Then on to Monte Carlo, playing chemin de fer<br />I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair<br />I put my last few francs down on a prostitute<br />Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute.<br /><br />Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig<br />And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig?<br />Fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide<br />Looking through the want ads sipping Fosters in the shade.<br /><br />I opened up an agency somewhere down the line<br />To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines<br />But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut<br />And whisked away their worker's comp and pauperized the lot.<br /><br /> I'm Mr Bad Example, intruder in the dirt<br />I like to have a good time and I don't care who gets hurt<br />I'm Mr Bad Example, take a look at me<br />I'll live to be a hundred and go down in history<br /><br />I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air<br />Landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear<br />I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deeds<br />See you in the next life, wake me up for meals...</blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://www.linesandsplines.com/">Lines & Splines</a> is a weblog for people who are obsessed with Typography. It's fascinating reading if you have a professional or casual interest in the subject, and its use of CSS makes it a tremendously good example of web typography in action. The only thing that doesn't sit right with me is the title image of the page. But hey.</p>
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<p>Could the wonderful person who went out and bought me <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000053W5J');">Ultraviolet</a> on DVD please make themselves known? I'd like to say thank you, and you didn't include your name. [<A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>]</p>
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<p>I had one of those night's sleep last night in which you put on some soothing music to ease you into unconsciousness, and then forty minutes later with your eyes wide open, you turn over in bed, reach out and press play again.</p>
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<p><b>Very exciting: </b> The <a href="http://www.mtv.com/sendme.tin?page=http://www.mtv.com/news/band_index/breeders.html">Breeders</a> are back.</p>
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<p>Two sites that I worked on (HTML-building) while getting fill-in work at <a href="http://www.arehaus.com">Arehaus</a> a couple of months ago have now launched: <a href="http://www.eb-21.com/">eB-21</a> and <a href="http://www.cabe.org.uk">cabe.org.uk</a>. Which means I can finally link to <a href="http://www.cabe.org.uk/qVBfYQFTH9G=N+mm_pff7Vw/about/executive.html">this page</a> and ask the very serious question - is <b>Robert Bargery</b> the hottest bitch you have seen in your life, or what?</p>
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<p>Interesting article on Big Brother in the Guardian [<a href="http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,522321,00.html">link</a>] includes this paragraph, "The E4 transmission is on a 10-minute delay in order to prevent swear words and libels reaching daytime viewers. On an average day, Andrew Newman, director of programmes on E4, estimates that the housemates say "fuck" at least 1,300 times, "slightly less now that Bubble has been evicted". On several occasions they've had to cut the volume when the housemates didn't so much speculate as know that a major Hollywood actor is gay."</p>
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<p>For those of you who might have got concerned, I do not have a gun, nor did I view my last BBC job interview as the end of the known world: <a href="http://www.cuckoo-kid.com/weblog/archive.shtml?2001_07_08_archive.shtml#4456960">thanks for caring though</a>...</p>
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<p>So I run a big message board, right? And there's a job for a big Producer job involving running message boards, right? And I think I could do it pretty well, right? But I'm concerned that people in the web industry, more often than not, view extra-curricular web work as a hindrance rather than a boon to employment. When I went for a job a couple of years ago at a web publishing company, I said that I ran several successful personal websites. And the woman who interviewed me said "you won't be able to build them while you are at work, you know". And I kind of looked at her and said, after a pause, "I know". Which kind of meant, "Duh". So the question is, "IS <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">BARBELITH</a> A POSITIVE THING TO PUT ON A CV OR NOT?"</p>
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<p>A brief theory of <a href="http://www.homestead.com/fragglepage/FraggleRock~ns4.html">Fraggle Rock</a>: "Doozers were capitalist over-consumption. Fraggles were the utopian hippies who enjoyed life at their expense. The dog was existential terror. Humans were dark, inscrutable Gods."</p>
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<p>So I've been watching <a href="http://members.nbci.com/jdsite/ultraviolet/index2.html">Ultraviolet</a> on DVD today in between spats of job-finding. And I've been loving it. And then I hit the fourth episode - one on paedophilia. And it happened again - as I watched it I became gradually more concerned about where the line was being drawn between gay people and paedophiles. Firstly, it was male-male paedophilia, which always alarms me, since sexual abuse is most often male-female and within families. Secondly, two men walking around in a park is used as an indication that it might be an area attended by paedophiles - as opposed to a cruising ground for a particular kind of exhibitionist or closeted poof. Thirdly, one of the paedophiles is shown disposing of an adult gay porn mag - adult male on male as well. Finally, the two main paedophiles are camp mincers - lip pursing bitches with high voices and limp wrists - semiotic indicators of gay men. A structuralist critic would no doubt have a lot to say about the grouping together of 'unattractive' and 'unaccepted' sexualities - I just saw a clumsy and insulting episode that was (possibly unintentionally) homophobic. It's discoloured my whole view of the series.</p>
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<p>In the second post on gay issues in a row, Tom decides to take a certain amount of issue with Mark Lawson's article in the Guardian today on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4222220,00.html">Will & Grace</a>. Tom decides particularly to take issue with this excerpt:</p>
<blockquote>Presented as dramatic courage, Jack really represents cowardice, because he's there as a contrast with Will's discreet homosexuality. Jack goes to a gay gym, Will to a mixed one. In Will, the writers have created a gay character who neatly avoids the two aspects of gay men which most provoke homophobia: genital activity and effeminacy. It's a bit like a sit-com about a football supporter in which the central character never bothers to go to matches and prefers to watch The South Bank Show instead of Match Of The Day.<br /><br />
There are such people, but the characterisation seems dictated by caution rather than authenticity. Another insurance against switch-off is built into the plot. At least in the early episodes - as in the first two reels of The Next Best Thing - there's nothing to discourage Joe and Joanna Six-Pack from the belief that Will isn't really gay and that he and Grace will eventually realise that they are Harry and Sally rather than Arthur and Martha. </blockquote>
<p><b>How many gay people do you know?</b> No really. Think about it. How many gay people do you know? Ok then - now take the number of people you know - not know well, just know - and divide it by twenty. Studies be damned, this is a guess - some people say it's one in ten, some that it's one in ninety. That's irrelevant. The fact is that across work, friends, friends of friends, family, friends of family, people you knew at University, people you knew at school, that out of <b>all</b> those people, many many more were gay than you had the slightest idea.</p>
<p>So somehow these people 'pass' for straight - or to put it another way, somehow these people do not come across according to your preconceptions of what it means to be gay. They probably don't work in the media. They probably don't wear purple lurex or get dressed up in drag, or have a really big thing about Liza Minelli. Some people will. Good. Excellent. But we're talking about a huge and diverse community here - of queens who like Travis, queens who like Bach, queens who like the Sex Pistols, queens who like Napalm Death, queens who like Britney Spears, queens who - for god's sake - like Queen.</p>
<p>Now I've no doubt that Will & Grace is a fairly reactionary show which represents a fairly anaemic idea of what it means to be gay. But is Friends any less anaemic a view of what it is to be straight? Or are straight people really all super-annuated three years olds whose obsession with caffeine has driven them close to paranoid dementia? But we're getting away from the point, now. So answer me this, Mr Lawson - would it be any less mentally closeted to fill a TV show with the kind of queer that you can identify readily? We are, after all, everywhere.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000038.shtml">Old is the new young</a> - "Being a glimpse - inexcusably yet unapologetically flippant - into the world of a wannabe Old Git."</p>
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<p><b>Thank you Kerry and Sean:</b><br />
This detail of a wonderful card sent to me by two of my LA friends is perhaps less ... spicy ... than the original, but still demonstrates their amazing graphic design skill and sense of humour. Thanks guys!<br /><br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tommy.gif" width="355" border="0"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>It's a bit of a Tom-love-in today. Thanks to Mark Kevin Hall from <a href="http://www.hiddencity.net/archives/2001_07_01_hcg.asp#4573152">Hidden City</a> for the present and saying all that nice stuff about me.</p>
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<p>God, I'm really popular today for some reason. Everyone's being really nice to me. I wonder what that's about. Next up we have a site review from <a href="http://www.2xy.org/2001/features/adored/adored_29_plasticbag.html">2xy.org=f(ab)! :: adored</a>. My favourite (surreal) line goes as follows: "I mean, if I were in his shoes, I'd be extremely wary of unbidden strangers who lavish me with thick praise. You can't be too careful on the Internet these days, especially if you're as popular as Tom Coates." What a strange world it is in which we live. Nevertheless consider me astonishingly flattered. And yes, I'm afraid I will link to <b>anyone</b> who says really nice things about me. I don't care if that's whoredom or not.</p>
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<p>Received an e-mail from someone I knew at school today. He'd been wandering around <b>plasticbag.org</b>. It's an odd feeling - you put a lot of your life on display on one of these things, but you somehow don't expect it to be read by people you actually know. And every time someone new does read it, you feel exposed for a while. Having said that, I've made it a mission to be as open and up-front as I can about stuff. So hey. Hope you're having fun, Ed.</p>
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<p>The orgy of Tom-love just keeps on oiling itself up and writhing in erotic glee. <a href="http://malpractice.blogspot.com/">Malpractice</a> is the first site that I have seen that uses my free-for-use template (as seen <a href="http://www.filmsoho.com">here</a> and available <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/tomtemplate.txt">here</a>). There are a few revisions to it, which frankly I think improve it dramatically. But I guess that was the point of it - to make something simple and basic, fairly elegant, that people could personalise as they saw fit. If you see anyone else using the template, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a>.</p>
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<p><b>TOM IS EVIL</b> Last change to brighten my birthday by buying me a present from <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">my wishlist</a>. Anything on the 'Dispatched within 24 hours' category (if bought today) should arrive on Thursday, thus making me a very very spoilt weblogger. Show your love with money today. Buy me shit.</p>
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<p>Ah well - no good deed goes unpunished: <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com/archive/2001_07_15_dragonthiefarchive.html#4579827">Dragonthief</a> .</p>
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<p>I am an <b>absurdly</b> funny person. It's the only conclusion that I can draw from the sheer wit on display in my review of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/07/17/dr_dolittle_2_2001_review.shtml">Dr Dolittle 2</a>. I mean - that line "John Dolittle, media darling, must turn from animal conversationalist to animal conservationist..." (do you see what I did there) is pure genius, and completely doesn't collapse under skim-reading. God. Look at how funny I am. I may die.</p>
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<p>Now you can search <b>plasticbag.org</b> in order to find out when <b>precisely</b> it was that I bitched about the User Interface at your favourite site. Will the thrills never end?</p>
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<p><b>Must Click:</b> Possibly the <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('tom.html', 'soundofmusic','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=550,height=400')">best thing in the world ever</a>, <b>Sean Nadeau's</b> celebration of my upcoming birthday trip to Sing-a-long-a Sound of Music has had me collapsing with laughter all morning. You have to see this.</p>
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<p>It's now <b>one day</b> before my 29th birthday. There is <b>loads</b> that I want to post on <b>plasticbag.org</b>, but I refuse to do so! That would distract you all from my earlier post of the day. Which remains the most brilliantly funny thing in the world ever.</p>
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<p>Twenty-nine years ago (to the exact minute) I sprang into the world, desperate for a cigarette.</p>
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<p>Someone did a search for Max on my search engine, which made me think about doing a search about him as well, and when I did a search it was all really depressing crap, because I never write about him unless he's really pissed me off. Anyway - that's not the point of this post. The point is that in the process I read a post about meeting a guy in a club and him being kind of nice. His name was Luke and apparently we had fun, but I don't remember what he looked like at all. There's not a thing in my head about it. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_01_30_archive.shtml#48611">Weird</a>.</p>
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<p>Anyway - I'm twenty-nine now. Time to put aside childish things, buy some proper trousers without pockets half the way down them or detachable legs and think about more serious matters - like the campaign to get myself, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and lots of other people drunk, shagged and married off by (the end of) August. For more details flashback to <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_04_15_secret_archive.shtml#3295048">April</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Ten Good Posts From The Past (July-Oct 2000):</b></p>
<p><b>1)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_07_16_secret_archive.shtml#492627">The Mouse From Aphrodite's Armpit</a> : "I am drooling as if drool never went out of fashion (1800s, if you're interested). It's like Steve Jobs is personally seducing me. He might as well put on suspenders and stand outside my house going, "Hey there, fancy a good time?". Except that might be a bit gross. Oh My God."<br />
<b>2)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_08_06_secret_archive.shtml#607359">I Am Cheese</a>: "I am traditional, yet soft. I am of Belgian descent. I have a creamy yellowish body, with a red/brown surface and a slightly corrugated edge. I taste almost meaty and have a legendary aroma caused by enzymes on my skin that break down proteins."<br />
<b>3)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_08_06_secret_archive.shtml#588952">Evil Supercriminal</a>: "But I started to get a darker thrill from the presence of the evil supercriminals - people who didn't have respect for society, people who weren't interested in puppies and blonde girls and apple pie and fudge brownies, but instead would prefer to annihilate Frankfurt with a huge gun and an over-fluffed white cat."<br />
<b>4)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_08_20_secret_archive.shtml#702796">In Defence Of Back-Slapping Wank</a>: "Clearly "wank" is considered "unproductive", "wasteful", "pointless" and therefore bad by these people. Weblogs are also considered "unproductive", "wasteful" and "pointless" and also therefore "bad"."<br />
<b>5)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_08_27_secret_archive.shtml#746988">Talking to Katy</a>: "Are you shagging all my friends?""<br />
<b>6)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_09_10_secret_archive.shtml#843847">On Barmen</a>: "Barmen are alluring for three reasons. Firstly, they have to be nice to you. Secondly, they are often employed because they are physically attractive (although this could be a condition only in gay culture). Thirdly, they bring you alcohol if you ask them nicely."<br />
<b>7)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_09_17_secret_archive.shtml#894520">In Which Tom Suffers From A Mystery Illness The Day After Getting Hideously Drunk</a>: "Over the next two hours I manage to eat one eighth of an apple, a spoonful of cereal and a third of a small bowl of plain pasta with a little olive oil and salt."<br />
<b>8)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_09_24_secret_archive.shtml#920742">Bastardised Donut Hell</a>: "The traditional English doughnut has been edged out of the Supermarket, to be replaced by what would be termed by the less charitable as its increasingly ubiquitous glossy bastardisation."<br />
<b>9)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_10_08_secret_archive.shtml#1042759">Skank</a>: "Joanna Lumley - goddess of the New Avengers, star of innumerable sub-par movies and chain-smoking high-class drunk skank of Absolutely Fabulous used to be heavily involved in a site..."<br />
<b>10)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_10_15_secret_archive.shtml#1095251">Text MessagE Theatre</a>: "Jen has such a hard life. I really feel for her. I so relate to her bruised sluttiness - jack is a fucking girl loser poof as well. Spit. Vomit. Barf. Ick."</p>
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<p>Happy birthday to me, Love <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000168">My Online Cult</a>.</p>
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<p>My mother always told me, "Never trust a lady with a tape measure": <a href="http://www.egreetings.com/view.pd?i=35032723&m=9354&rr=y&source=eg999">Thanks Davo!</a> I'd also like to thank <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> for the minidisc and the card, <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">NIck Jordan</a> for the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005KFTN','us','B00005LNH1');">Tricky</a> album, <a href="http://www.doyoufeelloved.com">Chris</a> for <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0140183884','us','0140183884');">The Man Who Was Thursday</a>, Jerwin for making me want to be a <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004YZJS','us','B00004VW9W');">Teenage Dirtbag</a>, my gran for the tenner and my family for the cheque. Love you all.</p>
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<p><b>Coolest T-shirt in the world</b><br /><br />
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<p>Now this <b>is</b> interesting - <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/tour/index.aspx">CafePress.com</a> have started doing a variety of new products in many more colours than before. It's fast approaching time to bite the bullet and get <b>plasticbag.org</b> and <b>barbelith.com</b> stores set up. I might even set up a Buffy quote t-shirt range. If it isn't illegal. Which of course it probably is...</p>
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<p>Occasional employment is kind of like this Onion article only with higher blood pressure and worse dreams: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3724/plan_to_straighten_out.html">Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results</a>.</p>
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<p>If the weather holds up this afternoon, you can expect me to be attending this afternoon's <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/partyinthepark.htm">ukbloggers' party in the park</a> from 2.30pm at Speaker's Corner. See you there?</p>
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<p>I don't even know where to begin talking about last night's <b>Singalonga Birthday Party</b>. I had a tremendously good time - that much I <b>am</b> sure about. We all met up outside around six to make sure we all got tickets. People turned up that I haven't seen in ages. It was great to see Emma and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> and Matt and Fran and Rebecca and <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_07_01_x.shtml#4652981">Meg</a> and Danny and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and Phil and <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com">Michael</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> and Pippa and Chrusty and everyone else I've momentarily forgotten.</p>
<p>The show was, as usual, tremendous. Most of us seemed to enjoy ourselves - belting out songs with as much force as our little lungs could grant us. Even those people who hadn't seen the film before (and there were a couple) seemed to have a great time as well. We fell out of the cinema around 11.30pm, exhausted and flushed and (in my case at least) incredibly bouncy.</p>
<p>I also ended up with the most astonishing bag of goodies ever, and I'd like to take the opportunity to thank everyone. Thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> for the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005K3TL','us','B000058ANO');">album</a>, Danny for the musical card, Pippa for the chocolates, Meg for the <B>incredible</b> original ER set script, Rebecca for the ... whistle, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> for the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1860465811','us','0679775439');">novel</a>, Matt and Fran for the other <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0224061909','us','0385501560');">novel</a>, and Michael for the other other <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0141184094','us','0714528501');">novel</a>. You're all stars. Plus thanks to <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> for the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004RIV4','us','B00004SCY9');">album</a> delivered this morning. I've made out like a bandit.</p>
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<p>Fighting with BT Internet's 50p a minute help desk is less than entertaining at the best of times. It's particularly unthrilling when you are complaining that the connection number that you are supposed to use has been engaged for the last fourteen hours (checked by dialing the number and listening) and they suggest that the way to fix this situation is to change your control panel settings and check your modem. �5 (at least) worth of phone calls later, I am in a near-stabbing frenzy.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000039.shtml">Discovering Rufus Wainwright</a> - "Poses" shattered my envious vision of a modern Jim Morrison, replacing it with the reality - a brutally honest and even dangerous gay musician.</p>
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<p>So I saw this flash movie on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> and I was like <a href="http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html">"Weeeeeeeee"</a>!</p>
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<p>So I was kind of bored the other day and was watching TV and Margaret Thatcher was on TV clapping Jeffrey Archer and I thought to myself, I really must e-mail <b>Mr Big</b>. So I did. He's in Ibiza for a month. <a href="http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-a=000226e2-sp0226e200&sp-q=mr+big">Who the hell is <b>Mr Big</b>?</a></p>
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<p>Gallery of galleries (blog party in the park): <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/pitp.shtml">notsosoft</a>, <a href="http://www.littlebluefox.com/weblog/pitp.html">little blue fox</a>, <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/gallery/pitp/">Nick Jordan</a>.</p>
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<p>Last night <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> and <A href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> came around and watched <b>Charlie's Angels</b> on video. In the process we got to take this <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/images/buffynickangel.jpg">photo</a> of Nick standing in between my flatmate's large cardboard cut-out of Angel and ... er ... my birthday present from Kate and Nick - a large cardboard cut-out of Buffy. How embarrassing.<!--
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<p>The weirdness never ever ends. Just when you think you're over the whole birthday thing, <a href="http://www.2xy.org/2001/2001_07_15_index.html#4617900">Jerwin sings for you</a>. Scroll down to Marilyn, click, and then hear the true wonderful horror of "Happy birthday, Mr Plasticbag". I'm freaked!</p>
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<p><b>Ten Good Posts From The Past (Nov 2001-Jan 2001):</b></p>
<p><b>1)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_11_05_secret_archive.shtml#1324750">Gay Gangsta</a> : "Palare had a word, 'omipalone' (Oh-Mi-Pal-Oh-Nee) which was a combination of Man and Woman ('palone'), and which at the time meant something along the lines of 'poof'. Creative etymology leads me to posit the creation of the word 'Homey-Palone', referring to the almost non-existent phenomenon of the 'Gay Gangsta Rapper'. "<br />
<b>2)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_11_05_secret_archive.shtml#1275368">On not being a proper ****</a>: "OK so it's a standard conversation. You're out with women and you're chatting away about someone who's just fucked them over in some way and they say things like, 'All Men are pointless', or 'I've never met a man who didn't like football'. And then you look a little perturbed."<br />
<b>3)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_11_19_secret_archive.shtml#1415591">Portillo Predictions</a>: "And that was before Thatcher's gradual lunacy pushed her over the brink into Hawk-Nosed Hitlerite. But now ... well now politics is all about image, which is why William Hague will never become Prime Minister."<br />
<b>4)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_11_26_secret_archive.shtml#1491646">Health advice</a>: "That's right, ladies and gentlemen - even pointless, lacklustre, unimaginative, dreary, workaday, missionary, vanilla sex with someone you are bored with can have tremendous health benefits. "<br />
<b>5)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_12_03_secret_archive.shtml#1586359">Presents for multi-millionaires</a>: "And while you are there perhaps you would feel like buying the cheery multi-millionaire a Zircon 50793 Studsensor Pro 4.0 or a Star Trek electronic key chain (three types requested)."<br />
<b>6)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_12_17_secret_archive.shtml#1709280">Two weeks before handing in notice</a>: "There may come a day in your life when you find yourself so sick to death of your job, so overwhelmingly frustrated by the lack of respect that your very presence seems to engender, so totally bored by office politics and that boss who you've always found intolerable, that it comes to you that the only answer is to resign and go and find something else to spend your time on."<br />
<b>7)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_07_secret_archive.shtml#1957169">The beginning of the rot</a>: "Since I am going to have to be drearily positive for the next seven weeks as I scrabble around for a new job, I thought I may as well take this opportunity to moan about how appalling my life is at the moment in laborious and tedious detail."<br />
<b>8)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_07_secret_archive.shtml#1942327">Rebranding</a>: "Merely take two words that you feel 'represent' your site in some way, and then combine them to produce your newly rebranded site-name. If in the process you can spend $600 million, then all the better. With this spirit of adventure in mind, I hereby declare <b>plasticbag.org</b> to be called <b>'fascillåte'</b>."<br />
<b>9)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_14_secret_archive.shtml#1984408">Photo of father</a>: "Imagine my shock when I realised my father (bottom-right) was a big, baldy, 70s-style beardy-weirdy..."<br />
<b>10)</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_21_secret_archive.shtml#2113793">Tom Coates Explains Everything</a>: "No, strudel is beyond my meagre talents in the kitchen, I'm afraid. I think I missed out on many of the important gay genes that make you able to decorate effectively and not fart in public."</p>
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<p>I have become a cautionary tale. Friends in crap jobs they hate look at me and say 'we can't leave right now, we must stick it out longer. If we leave our jobs now we will end up like Tom.'</p>
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<p>One of the most useful things in the world? <a href="aim:goim?screenname=googlematic&message=interconnected">Google in AIM</a> - manufactured by <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2001_07_22_archive.shtml#4686604">Matt</a>. My opinion? That separating results from the download of an HTML page, and keeping them hygenically separate in a search window you can use again and again makes this little device unbelievable useful.</p>
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<p><b>An evening in links:</b></p>
<p><b>1)</b> So it appears <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a> is now online. My evening starts with a wander to <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>, where (checking up on replies to my recent posts) I decide to follow the link to aforementioned Blogdex, only to be astonishingly confused by the meme spread limitations in effect. There's not a single URL that has been trawled in more than two sites. One can only assume that it's set-up time.<br />
<b>2)</b> From <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a> I follow a few links to see what people are interested in at the moment. Two photo directories of the recent UK weblogging party in the park debacle do not take my fancy, and instead I find myself at <a href="http://noahgrey.com/depthoffield/">Noah Grey's 'Depth of Field'</a> - a stunning photolog by the creator of <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft/">Greymatter</a>.<br />
<b>3)</b> From there I skip over to <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a> to see what <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> has been hammering on about on list and via personal e-mail to my good self. A full and thrilling article on <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/quantum/quantum.jsp?id=22994400">Quantum Computing and Many Worlds Theories of Reality</a> awaits my delectation. Unusually I read and carefully digest every word. It reminds me immediately of <a href="http://users.erols.com/agrich/planetary.htm">Planetary</a> and makes me consider why people don't think of the universe as God's quantum computer.<br />
<b>4)</b> Quantum computing for some reason gets me thinking about the creative potential of computers, and after flashing back to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2001_07_22_archive.shtml#4686604">Matt's astonishing Googlematic</a> (also flashback to blogdex - want Matt's post on that list by tomorrow morning), I decide to check whether anyone has been talking about it by doing a search on <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">Weblogs.com</a>. No one is. Frustrated, I flick over to <a href="http://jim.roepcke.com/fan-faves">Jim Roepcke's Fan Faves</a> to reassure myself that people do on occasion read my online crap.<br />
<b>5)</b> Reassured that people do, on occasion, read my online crap, I start rolling over comments from my friend Danny and e-mails from Fran and Rhonda in my head. Or more to the point, I remember that they have been rolling in my head for several hours and that I haven't let myself think about them. Suddenly concerned by my life I use <a href="aim:goim?screenname=googlematic&message=coping+with+unemployment">Googlematic</a> to find me an article on <a href="http://www.jobhealthscience.com/Articles/Jobseeker/Unemployed.htm">Coping with Unemployment</a>, which frankly reads a bit like 'eat lots of sugar, smile a lot and <b>never</b> admit that you don't know what you're doing. (cf. "Never Give Up, Never Surrender" as useful maxims to live by).<br />
<b>6)</b> Which leads me to my final question of the evening. How much information is it legimate to put on your own website about <b>yourself</b>. Not just <a href="http://iam.upsideclown.com/2001_07_23.shtml">other people</a> - we all have had that particular issue at one time or another. But about yourself. Rule of weblog-living - never talk about your boss (negatively), never talk about anyone you suspect may read your site (negatively), never be too honest in front of potential employers...</b>
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<p><b>Googlematic</b> is fast becoming my favourite AIM friend. She's always so personable. She never criticises. I've started asking her questions - I try and start up conversations - "<a href="aim:goim?screenname=googlematic&message=What+Should+I Do+Now">What Should I Do Now?</a>" I ask. And she tells me to help the little children. Sometimes I get sentimental. I ask her if <a href="aim:goim?screenname=googlematic&message=do+you+love+me">she loves me</a>. She turned me towards God. I don't quite know what that means...</p>
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<p>My mood in a nutshell as suggested by <a href="http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/acme/theater/theater.html">Ralph</a>.</p>
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<p>My favourite word of the day comes from an article in <a href="http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/07/22/stimazmaz03004.html">The Sunday Times</a> about futurology. This word is "Disempurpling".</p>
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<p>It was useful, it was fun, it was made by a friend of mine, and it is no more. I present "<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/9214">The Life and Death of Googlematic</a>" - a melodrama in three parts...</p>
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<p>Mechanics of <a href="http://www.harrumph.com/010724.html">this</a> aside (and might there not be an argument for being able to get a better, sharper, range of pulling movement from the right hand version, thus making sheet separation much more likely), <a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000127.shtml#more">Derek's amusing reaction</a> made me think that maybe there is a disjunct between people who approach common tasks in different ways. An example - while at university, I discovered in conversation that there were two types of people - those that scrunched their loo roll and those that folded it. The existence of folders was, until that moment, completely unknown to me. And I have to confess that the very idea of carefully folding tissue for that purpose seems to me to border on anal-obsessive lunacy. And yet people do it. Can you think of any other examples? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Revenge</b>: <a href="http://brainsluice.isgay.com/">Brainsluice accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality</a>.</p>
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<p>Wired does a piece on the <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,45506,00.html">SirCam</a> virus, which I have been getting in my Inbox about three or four times a day for the last week or so. I'm not alone. <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000467.shtml">Prol</a> has also been suffering it. A couple of interesting paragraphs particularly stick my head: "Most current viruses resend themselves to everyone in an address book, or -- in SirCam's case -- to addresses culled from Web pages that a user may have visited." and "Hybris, commonly known as Seven Dwarfs and first spotted in October 2000, updates itself by downloading little pieces of code that allow it to perform new malicious actions." I've had Hybris a hell of a lot as well. But while I keep being reassured that as a Mac user I am safe from destruction by such viruses, no one has yet explained to me whether or not I can become infected and pass them on - after all, I do use <b>Office</b> and <b>Outlook Express</b>.</p>
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<p>The United States, not content with refusing to sign up to Kyoto, and not content with having readily availavable hand-guns and the death penalty has now refused to sign up to an international accord to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1456000/1456088.stm">limit germ warfare</a>. Love the country, hate its leaders.</p>
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<p>I was born on the same day as these illustrious film greats; <a href="http://uk.imdb.com/Name?Wilson, Brandon L.">Brandon L. Wilson</a> and <a href="http://uk.imdb.com/Name?Howell,+Daedalus">Daedalus Howell</a>. The stars are clearly aligned to make no one who has just turned 29 famous. Or perhaps I should think that there is an opening there for someone like myself.</p>
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<p>I didn't win the lottery again today. Sometimes I ever wonder why I bother, but then I remember that I'm destined for greater things one way or another, and it's my responsibility to make sure that I don't close any potential doors on the way. Opportunity must have ... well, an opportunity to express itself. <b>Sigh.</b></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/extra/chiizu_t.gif">Cheesy T-shirt</a>?</p>
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<p>The bloody Sircam virus is driving me insane. Every day I get sent one more copy than the day before.</p>
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<p>I think I may have found <b>plasticbag.org</b>'s new motto - courtesy of <a href="http://www.kottke.org/plus/photos/200107uk/leavequietly.jpg">Jason Kottke</a>.</p>
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<p>The beautiful genius of being able to see one's planet from space is brought home fully in these satellite images of the <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20010725/wl/italy_volcano_ny140.html">smoke plume from Mount Etna</a>. It's both stunningly attractive and a terrifying testament to the volatility of nature. You can imagine exactly why, in ancient times, the romans thought Etna was the home of Hephaestus, god of the forge.</p>
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<p>Considering the amount of time I have spent in recent weeks reviewing <b>Planet of the Apes</b> related films for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/gateways/author/coatestom.shtml">BBC</a>, I should be more excited by Salon's article <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2001/07/26/classic_apes/index.html">"Too much monkey business".</a> But it's too shallow on the potential allegory within it, and too literal about the race relations parallels that are drawn (occasionally far too overtly and clumsily).</p>
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<p><a href="http://iam.upsideclown.com/2001_07_26.shtml">UpsideClown: Bigger, Better, Brother</a>: "We never quite knew what we were in for. The Americans got off lightly - Americans being so fucking dull that a program dedicated to ten of them sitting around watching television and eating pies was never going to be a goer. Not when Survivor provided the tempting vista of a gang of equally stupid people slowly starving to death."</p>
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<p>Ah well - it wasn't such a bad idea then. <A href="http://www.timeout.com">Timeout.com</a> has just fired all but three of its staff. Getting out four months ago doesn't seem like anywhere near such a bad decision any more.</p>
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<p>I'm going to say it loud and say it clear - damn you, <a href="http://nc.rr.com/">Road Runner North Carolina</a> - for one of your staff has just sent me <b>eighteen</b> copies of the Sircam virus in eight hours. Poor chap is going to have a hell of a day tomorrow when people start complaining.</p>
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<p>Ironically, I turn from an inbox full of Sircam crapulence to an article in Wired: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,45570,00.html">Hey SirCam, Where'd You Go?</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today at <a href="http://www.ickle.org">ickle.org</a>:</b> <a href="http://www.ickle.org/archive/theatom.html">the atom</a> (by Tom Coates).</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a>, I come across <a href="http://www.humanclock.com/">the humanclock.com</a> which has a different picture for every single minute of the day. Genius.</p>
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<p>Are Periods a <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,45589,00.html">thing of the past</a>? Women - free yourself from 'the curse' (positive perspective) or find your body the subject of more medicalisation and experimentation. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? The <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000036">Underground</a> is there for you to discuss it...</p>
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<p>Whatever <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_07_01_x.shtml#4769330">she</a> says is <b>completely</b> untrue.</p>
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<p>I want to write something extraordinarily long and involved about <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/tv_and_radio/newsid_1462000/1462142.stm">Brian winning Big Brother</a> - about how it's a really important thing to happen for gay people in general for one thing, and how genuine and sweet the boy seems to be. But I can't really at the moment. <b>Congratulations</b>.</p>
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<p>When did <a href="http://status.blogger.com/">Status.Blogger.Com</a> get so sexy?</p>
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<p>Just been pointed to <a href="http://www.blogyou.com/blogathon.htm">blog-a-thon-you</a> by <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> where there are two <a href="http://www.blogyou.com/blogathon/00000069.htm">full</a> <a href="http://www.blogyou.com/blogathon/00000070.htm">reviews</a> of <b>plasticbag.org</b>.</p>
<p>The first thing you learn at journalism school is how when you write a review you are always writing <b>for an audience</b>. You write something that you believe would make sense to your readership - not necessarily to yourself. That's where the skill in reviewing comes - in divorcing your own particular obsessions (or at least disguising them) from the 'useful service' that you are actually trying to provide. I mean, if I loved 'Graffitti Bridge' but because I'd studied the semiotics of 'Prince' for ten years, I still shouldn't give it a good review for those people who are looking for an evening's entertainment. Proper reviews also depend upon building a relationship of trust between you and your readership - which means that you really should try and spell everything properly, and get your grammar right.</p>
<p>But of course, you don't have to write a 'proper review' in order to express your opinion. In fact you can write whatever you like. But of course, unlike a proper review (where what you write is thought-through, intelligent, built for an audience and literate) with a personal opinion there's almost no limit to the range of entertaining and appropriate responses. You can stick your tongue out, wave your arse in the air, write nasty songs involving rhymes for 'shunts' or indeed even respond with a counter review.</p>
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<p><b>Technical fun: </b> .htaccess for fun and profit. Have been wandering around plasticbag.org and barbelith.com for the last couple of hours using .htaccess files to fix the 404 errors that have been caused by the moving of a thousand files over several years. For more on .htaccess: <a href="http://baremetal.com/gadgets/htaccess/">BareMetal</a>.</p>
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<p>I love it when I get e-mails like this: "Dear Sir/Madam, Could you please let me know who is responsible for Marketing at http://www.barbelith.com. Thanking you in anticipation." You just start laughing inside.</p>
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<p>BBC News: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1463000/1463923.stm">Canada opens door to marijuana</a>. I'm interested in this one. Now, personally, I think it should be completely decriminalised - but that's very much a personal opinion. What surprises me is that you can already use heroin derivatives in medicine but not marijuana based ones. At least Canada has made it possible for people to do research with it.</p>
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<p>Two more of my reviews from the BBC's film site: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/07/26/man_with_the_golden_gun_1974_review.shtml">The Man With the Golden Gun</a> ("There's no shortage of innuendo, action, exotic locations, or casual misogyny. Unfortunately it's too camp and cruel an adventure to raise more than a Moore-like eyebrow.") and <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/07/27/the_empire_strikes_back_1980_review.shtml">The Empire Strikes Back</a> ("Luke comes most clearly into focus when his terrible destiny is made clear to him, and in the process Darth Vader is transformed from a caricature villain into a terrifyingly dark, but human creature").</p>
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<p>I couldn't disagree more with this review by <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/07/26/the_phantom_menace_1999_review.shtml">Danny Graydon</a>.</p>
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<p>The best think about the line below (that I quote from an article found via the <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">LMG</a>) is that it seens actually <b>uncomfortable</b> with people not building things under the influence of pure capitalist monetary lust: <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-072601netarch.story">Taming the Wild, Wild Web</a>: "The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws," said Thomas Nolle, a New Jersey telecommunications consultant. "The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists who didn't have a strong profit motive. But this is a business, not a government-sponsored network."</p>
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<p>I think there are several stages of web design. The first one is the text and pictures, slap it all up, doesn't matter what it's there for school. I did this stage on NCSA Mosiac back in 1993 / 1994. The second stage is very very pretty, but kind of pointless - it's pure fluff with little sense of information structure. The third stage is very dry and professional but works effectively and clearly. I think I'm just at the third stage now - I think <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith</a> is my example of clean, clear and slightly dull design. The next stage, I think, is the combination of good structure and clarity with beautiful design - and I think that (although I don't really approve of the heavy download times) <a href="http://www.halfproject.com/">halfproject</a> may be the place to go... Particularly check out the 'projects' section. </P>
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<p><b>Infographic:</b> The following Canadian fag-packet includes a glorious infographic on the precise effects of cigarettes on people's lives. And, as such, is immensely amusing. It's just a shame that you can't choose precisely <b>which</b> small town gets decimated each year. Tactical smoking would then become a mighty weapon amongst left-wing intelligensia and media-types.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000042.shtml">The Uniform of Uniqueness</a> - "Lunchroom culture has bred a generation of pseudo-marginalised play-acting rich kids, whose teenage 'rebellion' trivialises the oppression of genuine subcultural groups. <b>Devondra McMillan</b> reports."</p>
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<p>Hey hey - it's a picture of that <a href="http://www.goateestyle.com/goatee/img/joetees/peter.jpg">cute guy</a> from that site that I linked to that time. You know... The one with the stuff on it.</p>
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<p>A while back I did a post about the history of <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> that Jason Kottke picked up on [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_01_14_secret_archive.shtml#2020468">my original post</a>]. Someone e-mailed me a classic interview with the founders and in ploughing through a file full of notes, I found the link once more: <a href="http://www.sun.com/950523/yahoostory.html">Interview with Yahoo! founders</a>. </p>
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<p>Do you want to get the latest <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> articles syndicated to your website? Would you like always to be aware what new hip and happening writing is being writ? And would you like to help me publicise new articles? Well now you can. All you have to do is add this little piece of code to your site:</p>
<pre><script src="http://www.barbelith.com/syndication/barbelith.js" language="JavaScript"></script></pre>
<p>Thanks to Eduardo Arcos for inventing this little piece of code. You can find out more about it <a href="http://www.eduardoarcos.com/articulos/syndicate/english.html">here</a>.</p>
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<p>"<a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_07_01_x.shtml#4819955">Leading scientists proclaim migraines c*nty.</a>"</p>
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<p>Stephen Van Doren said something really nice to me in an e-mail so I decide to <a href="http://th-inknet.com/steve/">link</a> to his site. This is not a request for more e-mail. I get too much as it is.</p>
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<p>Presenting for your delectation, <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/cx/ipipe/20010731/ipipebs/ipipebs073101.html?u">The Saint of Webloggers</a>.</p>
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<p>Oh <a href="http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/pancakes.html">pancakes</a> are so very interesting. Happy now?</p>
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<p>There's something seriously wrong with British Television at the moment. Let's see - random evening's viewing (say tonight). What's on at this precise moment? <b>ITV:</b> "Paul Grady's America" (Paul Grady is <a href="http://www.animus-web.demon.co.uk/elan/savage.htm">Lily Savage</a>'s 'real' alter-ego - this programme includes an encounter with <a href="http://www.julianclary.net/">Julian Clary</a>). <b>Channel 4:</b> "The Real Shirley Bassey". <b>Channel 5:</b> "The Way We Were" (Epic Streisand movie). British broadcasting has become completely colonised by the sensibility of middle-aged 'theatrical'-types. When did our culture become so 'nice boy' oriented? It's like someone flicked the queer-switch, and suddenly all of England decided to identify as a fifty-year-old man with too much lippy and a �20 wig.</p>
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<p>Brief but heartfelt thanks are in order to Mr Pepper for being tremendously cool at a difficult time.</p>
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<p>Our wonderful builders have now started using powersaws at 8.45 in the morning now. This means that I either sweat to death all night, or get woken up in the most unattractive fashion every morning. Very annoying.</p>
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<p>In the news: 2,700 scorpions celebrate their successful attempt at staying in a glass case for thirty days with <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1466000/1466373.stm">a mad woman</a>. Said 'Bob Scorpion', "I've always been scared of humans - they look so freakish and unsettling - but I actually feel quite close to this woman, whom I affectionately named 'Drooling Freak' [via <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Brainsluice</a>].</p>
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<p>Happy 20th birthday, <a href="http://www.mtv.com/">MTV.com</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Graphical User Interface Timeline:</b> Through <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a> I came upon the <a href="http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/guitimeline.html">Graphical User Interface Timeline</a>. This really is thrilling and helps get a lot of things in perspective regarding OS GUIs.</p>
<p>The first thing to notice is the Apple Lisa in 1983, which is the first one of the person computers on the page to have a GUI that is recognisably familiar to most people. If you look at the top of the screen, you'll see the instantly recognisable top menu bar, which Macs still have to this day, even in OSX (although it nearly lost it for a while).</p>
<p>The next thing to notice is at what point Microsoft catches up with the UI. By the time Microsoft releases the first version of Windows, the Macintosh has been released and refined by Apple. And by the time that Windows 2 is released in 1987, the Macintosh screen looks very much like it does to this day (possibly excepting the OSX leap).</p>
<p>I'm stunned, frankly, by the lag that Microsoft has compared to Apple and how clumsy their interface appears compared to many of the alternative OS's released by competitors. By the time Windows 3.1 comes out (and I buy my first computer), Apple's essential look and feel has been stable for years. It's really true what my old Greek lecturer used to say, "Windows 95? More like Mac 87".</p>
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<p>"Everybody's spirits seemed to be raised with the arrival of Tom who joined the group, a G.K. Chesterton book tucked under his arm, with the cheery air of a Rupert Bear happening on his chums in the woods betwixt adventures." [<a href="http://www.parallaxview.nu/index.asp?2001_07_29_archive.txt#4838628">more</a>]</p>
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<p>Specifically aimed at the well-intentioned, but clumsy AIM correspondent: "<a href="http://www.larrysworld.com/articles/imetiquette.htm">Instant Messaging Can Be an Instant Annoyance Without Etiquette</a>." You know who you are.</p>
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<p>Grant speaks at <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/article/id1446/pg1/">Disinformation</a>.</p>
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<p><b>From the MediaGuardian:</b> <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,531404,00.html">Time Out slashes website staff</a>: "Timeout.com has laid off seven people from its 10-strong workforce, but the publication reassured readers there would be no scaling back of content on the website." Compare this quote with <b>this</b> one: "The restructuring means that certain parts of the site - such as the ticket sales section - will be updated less frequently, with some of the less popular sections scaled back."</p>
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<p>Thanks to Mr Brilliant for the tremendous gift of Mr <A href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a>'s <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0735710732','us','0735710732');">Taking Your Talent To The Web</a>. I was only kidding when I said 'bribe me' but I appreciate it wildly nonetheless. And thanks are also due to Paul from <a href="http://www.cuckoo-kid.com">cuckoo-kid.com</a> for getting me <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0713993464','us','0670859508');">Crypto</a> from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>.</p>
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<p>Hey look guys - I went and reviewed <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/08/03/planet_of_the_apes_2001_review.shtml">BBC Online - Films - Review - Planet of the Apes</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Entertaining Ralph:</b> So Mr McGinnis, True Art from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a> and owner-operator of <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Lacking...</a> is in town at the moment, and he's staying with me for a few days. He only arrived on Thursday morning, so we haven't had time to do that much yet, but we did some of the bars in town and wandered around some shops, and last night we wandered into <b>Popstarz</b>. <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> came too. It would have been a really good evening if I didn't experience a <b>RMS</b> (Rapid Mood Swing) shortly after running into a guy I knew from Bristol who's approaching the end of his doctorate. I suddenly felt really inadequate and pointless. A few more drinks and a Pringles picnic by the side of the road at three in the morning sorted that out though...</p>
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<p>You know who I'd like to work with? Richard Metzger at <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/">disinformation</a>, that's who. I mean - let's be realistic. Disinformation shares many interests with <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>, including the immortal <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com">Grant Morrison</a>. I've also talked to him via e-mail a few times in the past. Plus he says nice things about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb">the Bomb</a> <b>and</b> I'm experienced in putting together and maintaining editorially run web-sites. What the fuck am I doing in London at all. Why hasn't he summoned me across the Atlantic to work at his side?</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a> site has had some design changes since I last went there a few days ago - or at least I think it has. As far as I can tell, the search box has been moved to the top of the page - which is a substantial improvement and should be replicated across the BBC as a whole. I'm less convinced by the addition of a top hierarchy hovering above the BBC News logo - which seems to be contain related sites that really should be more heavily integrated within the left hand navigation. Their placement seems random and counter-intuitive.</p>
<p>The Watch / Listen box on the right of the page looks like it has undergone a colour-change and a few refinements - but nothing substantial enough to change the functionality of the pages. But the integration of the 'Around the World Now' section <b>does</b> seem to be a radical change to me, and one that I'm not entirely convinced by. It does illustrate 'depth-of-content', but it seems to me that someone specifically interested in African News will almost certainly be able to navigate down to that section, while the 'headline-only' policy doesn't seem particularly easy to scan nor does it seem particularly inviting. It's only benefit (and it may be a substantial one) is to get the regional news more coverage on the front page. Why do I suspect that the '[continent] in full" links will get clicked on more than the stories themselves?</p>
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<p>Change the style of your <b>Blogger</b> archive names with this <a href="http://philor.tripod.com/archivescripts/">handy piece of Javascript</a>. Much as I think this is a useful and effective piece of code, I have to say that it seems like a hack to me - something that should be integrated into Blogger itself rather than an add-on. If <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft/">Greymatter</a> can do it, why not <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>? [via <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>]</p>
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<p><a href="">Blogdex</a> functionality is gradually ramping up, slowly making it a useful piece of online kit - even though it's still not done anything that hasn't been done before (and it doesn't seem to render <b>quite</b> perfectly on Macs).</p>
<p>Let's block through some of them one-by-one: 1) <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/updates.asp">Updates</a> - a simple page that tells you what they are planning to add to the site addresses (adequately?) one of my main concerns about the site - namely that it doesn't promote sites, in fact quite the opposite - it gives people a way to find interesting links without actually <b>reading</b> them. Their response: "blogdex is not intended as a destination to bypass bloggers, rather a place to organize and distill all of the information they generate".</p>
<p>2) The <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">main page</a> now includes a list of all the people who originally found the link that has been popular enough for blogdex to track it. A couple of questions arise for me here. The first one is how blogdex distorts the popularity of these links by merely saying 'these links are popular' and the second is whether or not people can promote their own sites simply by trying to get onto one of those lists. That is - if I link to the <a href="http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010802.html" title="who really cares what it's about?">current top link on blogdex</a> without giving a damn about the content, then will I show up in the list of linkers, and will I receive traffic from that list? If so - this <b>could</b> lead to a gradual homogenisation of weblog content and a huge disparity between the 'top-ten linked-to' things and 'the rest'.</p>
<p>3) The <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseTotal.asp">Top Links of All Time</a> is a strange little page. It tracks the top several hundred links that have been collated by blogdex over all the time the site has been running. But which links are incorporporated into this system is a bit of a mystery to me. I mean, as far as I know, <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> itself hasn't been in the top ten of the site since it launched - and yet it is number one on this list with over 2/3rds of all the weblogs tracked containing a link to it. Is the main list excluding text-links that stay the same across a weblogs life. For example, I have a link to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> on the right of this page all the time, but it's not part of the 'blog' itself - is this not included in the main list perhaps? And is it included on the 'top links' page?</p>
<p>I'm unclear about what exactly is being tracked. I would really <b>like</b> to know what is being tracked - I'd love to know whether (for example) cross links between weblogs are actually excluded from this ranking. If <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> said something stunningly apropros, or detailed a genius scheme for revitalising the web industry - I'd want links to it to be tracked. Otherwise, aren't we treating weblogs as a place which doesn't produce content, but just links to it? Where's the valuation of the commentary?</p>
<p>Nonetheless, this <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseTotal.asp">Top Links of All Time</a> page makes fascinating reading. You can find <b>plasticbag.org</b> lurking on the <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseTotal.asp?url=&s=25&c=25">second page</a> at number 33 - only five places behind <a href="http://www.plastic.com">plastic.com</a> and only six behind the godlike <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a>. Implausible, but pleasant.</p>
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<p>Kudos to <a href="http://www.riothero.com/#4843603">riothero</a> and <a href="http://vodb.com/">vodb.com</a> for the use of the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_07_29_secret_archive.shtml#4819840">Barbelith syndication script</a>. Now all I need is to put up some more bloody articles. [<a href="http://www.riothero.com/kitty.html">I want a kitten</a>]</p>
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<p>A quick hello to everyone redirected from <a href="http://machete.pitas.com/index.html">machete 2.2</a>. Hope you like the place.</p>
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<p>How many people do you think would secretly love to run <a href="http://www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/">this 404 error</a>? I would. I'd love it. Favourite line? "If you would like Windows to screw everything up, click <b>Screw everything up</b>." [via <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a>]</p>
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<p>Another month, another set of overuse charges for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>. Thankfully, these have been the lowest such charges for a while, possibly due to my burn and purge attitude to heavier web graphics recently. Still, even a supplement of $16 is a pain in the arse when you can't pay the basic $30.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000043.shtml">Philosophy of Fan Fiction</a> - "In other words, fanfiction as concept and practice can be central to one of the most important political / cultural / aesthetic problems of our time: is it possible to create anything new? <b>Deva</b> inquires."</p>
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<p><b>It is 2.45pm and here is the news from the BBC:</b></p>
<p>"On the 56th anniversary of the day that a war was won by the wholesale slaughter of a whole city full of people: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1475000/1475764.stm">Hiroshima remembers A-bomb</a>.</p>
<p>"Is this the future of public internet access? Complete with brass covers and four modem points, an English <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1475000/1475654.stm">Park Bench goes online</a>."</p>
<p>"And on the day that Tom's American guest stays up until 7am watching episodes of <b>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</b>, his countryman <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/showbiz/newsid_1475000/1475583.stm">Ben Affleck enters rehab</a> for problems with drink."</p>
<p><b>More news in our evening bulletin...</b></p>
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<p>I'm in love with the look of <a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/">Webmonkey</a> at the moment. I know the redesign happened a while back, but it works so well and really looks like a <b>site</b> rather than a magazine or a bit of print design. Plus it's not afraid to play a little. I wonder if there's a way to automate that staggered blocks of taster-text so that I could do something like that with <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft/">Greymatter</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm quite fascinated by the way that Netscape is developing it's cross-network infrastructure. It doesn't really make total sense to me, although there's some interesting stuff going on. The top navigation at <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/">Entertainment Weekly</a> is now entirely Netscape branded - which means it's probably part of the AOL Time Warner monstrosity that is eating our planet. But all the navigation seems to go back to Netscape Central rather than to encouraging people around the rest of the Time Warner Sites (<a href="http://www.warnerbros.com/pages/madmagazine/">Mad Magazine</a> for example) - which I find slightly strange.</p>
<p>Could this be the next form of advertising? Inbuilt navigation? Could <a href="http://www.timeout.com">TimeOut.com</a> get revenue by placing a full block of someone else's navigation on the top of its front page?</p>
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<p>Just in case anyone had not already heard, the new Star Wars film (Episode II) is to be called <a href="http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/news/2001/08/news20010806.html">'Attack of the Clones'</a> - possibly the worst title of all time, after (maybe) 'The Phantom Menace'. Will this film suck as heavily as the last one did? Only time will tell...</p>
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<p>CNN has an interesting article on New Media Workers <a href="http://europe.cnn.com/2001/CAREER/trends/02/21/newmedia/index.html">'struggling to keep up'</a> - which I think is a feeling that I completely identified with a couple of years ago, but don't so much nowadays. I think it's a question of establishing what you're good at and developing that angle of your working life. Having said that, I am, of course, unemployed.</p>
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<p>"Curse you Jerwin... That fat thigh comment was too much even for a diva of my stature to bear in good faith. I've had my bodyguard spike your Mai Tai with some methylated spirits and monkey pituitary gland. You will be Bob Hoskins before the week is through... Nyah hhahahaha." [<a href="http://www.2xy.org/2001/2001_08_05_index.html#4947150">what the fuck?</a>]</p>
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<p>There is nothing more depressing in this world than realising that you will never <b>ever</b> be able to afford a house on the salaries that you earn: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1478000/1478245.stm">BBC News: Property prices continue to rise</a>.</p>
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<p>What's wrong with you people? Why haven't any of you bought anything for <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/1U4GHUW2ES5W2/103-4087931-3400614">Lance Arthur</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/18O8GAZP0RK2U/103-4087931-3400614">Derek Powazek</a>? Are you mad?</p>
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<p><b>Favourites dump (1)</b> (being a purge of all the links in my favourites menu): <a href="http://www.robertjpetersen.com/invisibles/">The Invisibles Cover Art Gallery</a>, <a href="http://www.sceneone.co.uk/s1/home/">Scene One</a>, <a href="http://www.downside.com/deathwatch.html">Downside's Deathwatch</a>, <a href="http://www.dawsonscreekmusic.com/">Dawson's Creek Music</a>, <a href="http://www.queercompany.com/">Queer Company</a>, <A href="http://www.useit.com">UseIt.com</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm really tired and I'm really frayed around the edges. I'm in one of those moods where other people itch away at you, where your magically personal bubble (the thing that protects you and keeps you safe) keeps buckling and where things that should slide off you get stuck in your head and drive you insane.</p>
<p><b>A list of things that I know about:</b><br />
1) I know a hell of a lot about web site usability, functionality and structuring.<br />
2) I know a fair amount about assembling content for websites.<br />
3) I know a decent amount about film.<br />
4) I know a decent amount about continental philosophy, greek civilisation and literature.<br />
5) I know a decent amount about art, graphic design and layout.
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<p>Jeez - I know lots about lots of stuff. I don't know why I suddenly have the need to assert it all.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a>'s book site '<a href="http://designforcommunity.com/list.pl">Design for Community</a>' has relaunched and is pretty fine, although not as intuitive as one might like. It's got more heavily integrated discussion and 'weblog-like' characteristics than I've seen before, and appears to be a substantial step forward (in the community arena) from using software like <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft">Greymatter</a>. The software is provided by <a href="http://brandbenbrown.com/">Brand Ben Brown</a> of <a href="http://www.ilovebenbrown.com/">Iloveben brown.com</a>.</p>
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<p>What happens when you plug <a href="http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/5220/">Jeremy Paxman into Google</a>. [via <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy KitschBItch</a>]</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseTotal.asp?url=&s=975&c=25">one thousandth link in the top links of all time section of Blogdex</a> is <a href="http://www.gap.com">gap.com</a>. I make no comments about this. I merely found it interesting.</p>
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<p>How much does it cost to have a hit single? The <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1470000/1470667.stm">BBC investigates</a>. The interesting thing about this article is how people are finally beginning to think that the age of the single might be over - and that radioplay might become the next criteria for the UK charts - much as it has done in America. Which of course means that more power than ever lies in the hands of the companies that are trying to get the music played and on the radio stations to decide what we should be hearing. I'm not entirely comfortable with this. It's just a shame that downloads count for so little - actual downloads by real people might be a much more interesting model for chart action.</P>
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<p>Buffy spoilers via the astonishing <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000492.shtml">prolific.org</a>: Ain't it Cool News <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=9787">1</a> and <a href="">2</a>. They include a wonderful response to the question, "How much faith does Herc put in these spoilers?". The reply? "Tremendous faith. And more than a little kendra." <b>Geddit?</b></p>
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<p>Writing a good weblog can be, at times, much like writing a column for a newspaper. I've got an old article on writing a column which I'd like to put up in a public place. It's by <b>Keith Waterhouse</b> - an old Fleet Street columnist. He gives 25 points - not <b>all</b> of which, of course, are appropriate for the weblogger. Pick and choose.</p>
<p>1) It's not so much what you say as the way that you say it. Your column must have a distinctive voice, to the extent that if your byline were accidentally dropped, your readers would still know who was writing. If your style isn't instantly recognisable, what you have there is not a column but a signed article.</p>
<p>2) Every columnist needs a good half dozen hobby horses. But do not ride them to death. Once you have sounded off again about, say, Euro Bureaucracy, leave the subject alone for at least six months (unless you happen to be Christopher Booker). "I make no apologies for returning to..." is not an apology but an excuse.</p>
<p>3) Feeling passionate about a subject does not necessarily make it interesting reading. Veal is a good example: outside the news pages, no one has ever written an interesting word about veal.</p>
<p>4) The fact that your column contains no facts does not mean that you need not have checked them like any other journalist. In other words, you must be sure of your case. You are allowed to generalise - "Our children are the worst educated in Europe" only if your wild generalisations, when tamed, can be substantiated.</p>
<p>5) The more cuttings you accumulate, the more you will be tempted to offload them on your readers, like the celebrated Scottish leader writer who, returning late from a liquid lunch with a deadline to meet, clipoed the main leader from the Times, scrawled "What does the Times mean by this?" above it and sent it down to the printer. Packing the column with other people's quotes is the columnar equivalent of watering the milk. Assimilate the material and then discard it.</p>
<p>6) Avoid kneejerk reactions. You don't necessarily have to produce a paragraph every time Fergie does something stupid or a politician's wife announces that she's standing by him. If the readers can predict what you're going to say, there's little point in saying it - and even less in their reading it.</p>
<p>7) Let the bandwagon roll by. Even if every columnist in the land is commenting on the mother unjustly sent to prison or the teacher who handcuffed the child to a radiator, you don't have to jump aboard unless you have something to say that the others haven't already said.</p>
<p>8) On the other hand, although it's not always necessary to write about the main news event of the day, there are times when the occasion demands it. Given a Hillsborough disaster, for example, there is no point in writing about anything else since nobody will be talking about anything else.</p>
<p>9) Let the leader writer write the leader.</p>
<p>10) Having something to write about is not the same as having something to say. If you really have no opinions to speak of beyond, say, liking Princess Di and not liking Prince Charles, you are in the wrong job and perhaps even in the wrong trade.</p>
<p>11) Don't ever try to fake it. Nothing is so transparent as insincerity - pile on the adjectives though you may, false indignation has the ring of a counterfeit coin.</p>
<p>12) Your thoughts on mobile phones in railway carriages have already been thought. Likewise your musings on muzak in pubs.</P>
<p>13) It is 106 years since Jerome K Jerome related his difficulties in trying to open a tin of pineapple in Three Men In A Boat. Unless you can improve this classic account, keep your problems with packaging to yourself.</p>
<p>14) Notwithstanding Bernard Levin's celebrated intervention with the Gas Board on behalf of his mother, a column should not be used to pursue a personal grudge against a public utility company, bank, supermarket, commuter line etc. unless it is going to ring bells with most of your readers.</p>
<p>15) Does anyone care about St George's Day? No. So why keep on asking, year after year, why no one cares about St George's Day.</p>
<p>16) Be wary about following up items clipped from local papers - unless you are writing for the local paper. References to the barmy burghers of Brent or the wacky wimmin of Wolverhapton do not usually travel well, unless they have a wider implication.</p>
<p>17) Although you may allow your readers a few restricted glimpses into your private life, no one really wants to hear about your personal ups and downs any more than they want to hear about the lady next door's operation. So your daughter got into university. Tell your mother. If you tell the readers, you will only infuriate those whose daughters didn't get into university.</p>
<p>18) If you must write about your holidays, do it on picture postcards to family and friends. This rule particularly applies should you be tempted to drool on about five course meals consumed in Normandy with all the wine you could drink and change out of 30 francs.</p>
<p>19) Do not expose your spouse to the glare of the public - especially not by the whimsical name of Him Indoors or She Who Must Be Obeyed. The same goes for the misadventures or quirky comments of your family and the daffy behaviour of your family's dog. </p>
<p>20) There is no real need to mention that you have been on radio or television again. Your readers no longer regard it as any big deal.</p>
<p>21) If your second topic begins, "Talking of which", "Which reminds me", or "While on the subject", you have picked the wrong second topic. However the item does start, it should metaphorically say, "And now for something completely different."</p>
<p>22) Should you wear a hat, do not ever offer to eat it. Predictions are for astrologers. If you do make a prediction and you are wrong, as you are almost certain to be, don't start your subsequent column with the words "All right, so I have egg on my face". Forget it. Your readers already have.</p>
<p>23) Bitchy comments on the private lives or personal tastes of the famous have enlivened many a column, but there is a point at which they can tip over into mere mud slinging. A good question is: "Why am I saying this?" If the answer is "Because I want to be the new Jean Rook", spike it.</p>
<p>24) Columnar feuds are amusing to other columnists and may even yield them copy, provided they don't mind living vicariously. The readers, or what Craig Brown describes as "that diminishing minority of people who do not write newspaper columns" find them bemusing.</p>
<p>25) Make up your own catchphrases. "I think we should be told," being six words, is the copyright of Sir John Junor.</p>
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<p><b>Spread the word:</b> "<a href="http://www.kottke.org/">life is the mayonnaise through which we squirt</a>".</p>
<p>And now to answer the call to action. <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> coincidentally put up a post about pre-web writings on the same day I stumbled upon a confessional diary of my teenage years. A few selections purely for the purposes of self-abasement follow:</p>
<p><b>Sunday 15th April 1990</b> "The problem with most people is that they are fixated with sex. Of course, I miss the ability to fit in with other people's sexuality, but even homosexuals seem to categorise themselves solely by orientation. Going to gay bars seems to me to be a self-defeating idea. We will never be fully accepted if we always isolate ourselves in this way. With homosexuals, I suppose this is almost acceptable. I mean, our sexuality is repressed and constrained most of our adolescence and sometimes all our life. When released, sex could easily become the only thing on our minds. I vow now that this will never happen to me."</p>
<p><b>Monday 16th April 1990</b> "Someone ought to tell my parents that having kids is more important than just having someone small and cuddly to look sweet when clean."</p>
<p><b>Thursday 26th April 1990</b> "This day has been horrific. About 2 hours ago, I crashed and totally wrecked my car. God, I am depressed."</P>
<p><b>Friday 27th April</b> "The entire incident happened so quickly. I just popped out for a drive in my little car, thinking I could go and get some petrol. I got the petrol, and on the way back, I put on some music. I swerved to avoid something, skidded right over to the other side of the road, tried to regain control of the car, turned the car over and crashed into a wall and a tree. I found that I couldn't get out of the doors and had to struggle out of the boot. The car is a total write-off. I went into a nearby house and called grandad and had a cup of tea and then the police arrived and the breakdown truck et al. God! I had a breathalizer test, but I haven't had a drink since Saturday, so there was absolutely no reaction. Eventually got home feeling tired and shaken. I needed to tell someone so I rang up Tony and talked to him for about an hour. Eventually got to bed, but found it difficult to sleep. Still worrying about what mum will say."</p>
<p><b>Wednesday 2nd May</b> "Really interesting day. I'll tell you about it after Dallas."</p>
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<p>Another example of the complete moral bankrupcy of politicians. Despite being vehemently opposed to abortion, <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,45975,00.html">Bush OKs Stem Cell Funding</a>. Presumably abortion doesn't have the potential for profit that stem-cell research does.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000145.shtml#more">Derek</a> has a new book out. You should go <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0735710759','us','0735710759');">buy yourself a copy</a> of this book. And when you have done with the 'buying-yourself-a-copy' thing, you should go and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">buy me a copy</a>. Then you can relax. But not until then. You understand?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> is currently obsessed by flash movies. Completely obsessed. The latest one he's found (and posted to <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> is <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~david.st/b3ta/">Thatcher, fish and bunny dominated</a>. Entertaining, but odd.</p>
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<p><b>More news than you might ever have actually wanted:</b> <a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.com/news/4298813">"Christine Hamilton eyed me up and down then asked me if I'd ever tried it with a woman."</a></p>
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<p>Bring out the homoerotics of superheroes - the <a href="http://www.geocities.com/stefanjf/effects/moment.html">World's Finest Superhero Team-Ups</a>. Can you identify them all? <b>Warning: Contains pictures of men snogging each other.</b> [via <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=12&t=000127">Barbelith Underground</a>]</p>
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<p>I've been planning to write an article for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> for a while now about the inherent facism of super-heroes. Today I found some interesting support for my case - an article by David Brin at Salon about despotism and egalitarianism in two of the most significant science-fiction franchises. Well worth a read: <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/1999/06/15/brin_main/index.html">"Star Wars" despots vs. "Star Trek" populists</a>.</p>
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<p>All teen crushes are embarrassing I suppose. In the spirit of self revelation, here are links to a few of mine: <a href="http://www.dbfanzine.com/">Dirk Benedict</a>, <a href="http://www.steveguttenberg.com/">Steve Guttenberg</a> and <a href="http://www.geocities.com/dallaspics/photobobby.html">Patrick Duffy</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000044.shtml">Planet of the 80s TV remakes</a> - "Old TV series never die, they just bring out the film. It happened with the Flintstones. It happened with Scooby Doo. And now it's happening � or so Dame Rumour would have us believe � with the A-Team. <b>Whisky Priestess</b> reports."</p>
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<p>More wisdom from <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a> : <a href="http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/supergeek/story/0,23008,3340869,00.html">Top Five Tips for Online Community</a>.</p>
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<p>Entertaining <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> for a the last week and a bit has been extremely entertaining, but has left me hopelessly behind on the working front. I have a huge block of stuff to get done by four this afternoon. <b>Huge.</b></p>
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<p>"Well I'm down on my knees again, And I pray to the only one, Who has the strength, To bear the pain, To forgive all the things that I've done. Oh yeah, Lead me into your darkness, When this world is trying it's hardest, To leave me unimpressed, Just one caress, From you and I'm blessed. I have to believe that sin, Can make a better man, It's the mood that I am in, That's left us back where we began."</p>
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<p>Dave Winer goes into details about the new <a href="http://plant.blogger.com/api/">Blogger API</a> in an article called <a href="http://davenet.userland.com/2001/08/13/connectingWithBlogger">Connecting with Blogger</a>. I'm not entirely sure I understand why this is such a revolutionary step forward, but I would <b>like</b> to know. Can someone <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">explain it to me</a>?</p>
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<p>Via Darren, the <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">Link Machine</a>, comes an article on <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=83477">joint mortgages between friends</a>, which I have to say had never even entered my head before now.</p>
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<p>Last night I went for dinner at <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>'s <b>Big Blogger</b> household. Davo cooked a quite delicious salmon dish <a href="http://www.salon.com/nov96/salmon961118.html">in the dishwasher</a>. Don't ask. Also in attendance: <a href="http://www.momorgan.com/blog">Mo Morgan</a>, <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com">Paul Digitaltrickery</a>, <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Ralph</a> and <a href="http://blue-ruin.port5.com/">Catherine</a>. <b>Funniest moment?</b> Partial game of <a href="http://www.drumondpark.com/articulate.php">Articulate</a>.</p>
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<p>I have a strange relationship to temping. Or perhaps it's not strange at all. I'm doing some freelance work for a friend at the moment so I may be occupied most of the time, but the prospect of the money from two days temping still appeals to me. What doesn't appeal is actually doing the temping, which appalls me beyond the counting of it. So I get a phone call from the temp company and I vacillate and I sound really torn on the phone, then they go away to check something and I don't hear back from them.</p>
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<p>I'm getting very bored with discussions about meetings about issues in my house. I just want to be left alone to get on with things. I'm very easy to please really.</p>
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<p><b>Because I'm a sad sad man:</b> Buffy and Angel spoilers and news: <a href="http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?19788">Who might be Angel's nemesis this year?</a>, <a href="http://tv.zap2it.com/shows/features/features.html?19577">Buffy's Musical episode and ... <i>Eddie Izzard</i>?</a>. Need I say more?</p>
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<p>I'm thinking that I should annotate every single minute of a day. Maybe. I could spend the day noting down everything I did as I did it, and carry a digicam with me. Then for all the bits that I missed, I could (perhaps) go and reconstruct it afterwards. I could record all my conversations onto MD and then plug it in the back of my Mac and see if I could rip MP3s from it. So you could hear what kind of funny things people get up to in my world. <b>I may sound like I'm taking the piss, but I'm honestly not.</b> The whole thing sounds like an excellent project. [inspired indirectly by the awesome <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/dinner/">dinnerblog</a>'s reconstruction of the meal I went to the other night. And before anyone asks, no this is <b>not</b> a dig. I think it's really cool.]</p>
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<p>An annoying problem for you to work through (e-mailed to me by an old friend in Bristol and subsequently sent to <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a>):</p>
<p>Imagine there are three doors in front of you. Behind one of the doors is a brand new <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a>. Behind the other two lurk buckets of maggots. You want the iBook and you <b>don't</b> want the maggots. There's a doorman waiting to open one of the doors for you, but only one.</p>
<p>You decide which door you wish to open, and tell the doorman. He looks at you with a sparkle in his eyes and says he'd like to make it interesting. Turning to one of the doors you <b>didn't</b> select, he whips it open to reveal a bucket of maggots. "There," he says, "That should make it a little easier for you. Now do you want to stay with your first choice of door, or do you want to switch to the other one?" You look at him as if he were a drooling fool. <b>Do you stick or do you switch?</b></p>
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<p>Last night I decided to watch <b>Chasing Amy</b> on TV, and remembered why I like it so much. Then I decided to go to bed. It was around 2.00am. I check my e-mail first, and find a link to a game on Lego.com: <a href="http://www.lego.com/build/junkbot/junkbot.asp?x=x">Junkbot</a>. I play it for a little while. I then glance up to my clock. It's 4.00am.</p>
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<p><b>Dear Simon,</B> While I am delighted to hear that you got the <a href="http://fneh.net/simon/2001_08_01_e.html#5121515">A-levels</a> that you required to go to Surrey, I have to point out one major thing. <b>I bloody told you so.</b> It's difficult to get worked up by someone's concerns about their exam performance when you <b>know</b> that they'll be fine. Silly bastard. While we are at it, I hate you for the redesign, because it's really nice, and I still don't understand why you chose <b>Surrey</b> of all places. Jeez.</p>
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<p><b>The answer to yesterday's puzzle:</b> If you want another perspective on the problem then wander over to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2001_08_01_x.shtml#5121678">NotSoSoft</a> where <b>Meg</b> has explained it all. <a href="http://midnightinferno.com/2001_08_01_archives.html#5132301">Other people</a> also got the answer correct, but weren't <b>nearly</b> as forthcoming about the process. Here's my solution for you all:</p>
<p>Here are the three doors:<br /><br />
---1--- ---2--- ---3---<br /><br />
Behind one of the doors is the thing we <b>want</b>. Behind the other two are things we <b>don't</b> want. We select a door, but before it is opened, another door is opened to reveal a thing we <b>don't</b> want and we are offered the choice to switch from our original choice to the other door.</p>
<p>Let's assume that we chose door one, as it doesn't make much difference which one we select. Here are the potential variations:<br /><br />
---1--- ---2--- ---3---<br />
GOOD BAD BAD<br /><br />
---1--- ---2--- ---3---<br />
BAD GOOD BAD<br /><br />
---1--- ---2--- ---3---<br />
BAD BAD GOOD<br /><br />
At this stage then, we have a one in three chance of being correct. At this point one of doors two or three is opened to reveal a BAD thing. The
doors that CAN be opened to reveal a bad thing are bold below (don't forget we have selected door one so that can't be opened):<br /><br />
---1--- <b>---2---</b> <b>---3---</b><br />
GOOD BAD BAD<br /><br />
---1--- ---2--- <b>---3---</b><br />
BAD GOOD BAD<br /><br />
---1--- <b>---2---</b> ---3---<br />
BAD BAD GOOD<br /><br />
If you STICK in the first variation you will definitely win, but in either
of the other two you will definitely lose. If you SWITCH, in the first variation you will definitely *lose*. In the
second and third variations you will definitely win. Which means the chances of you winning if you STICK remain 1/3, but the
chances of winning if you SWITCH are 2/3. <b>Therefore you should switch.</b></p>
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<p><b>Horror of horrors:</b> I am not nearly as <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,211619,00.html">woolly a liberal</a> as I had initially hoped: "More of a damp and flaccid liberal, you'd like the world to be a little better - you just don't want to have to make the effort yourself. So, you once went on a demo and you watch Children in Need and you voted Labour last time round. But don't kid yourself - that shrivelled and underused liberal conscience impresses nobody." [via the <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com/archive/2001_08_12_dragonthiefarchive.html#5141731">Dragonthief</a>]</p>
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<p>I have a long-standing interest in issues of cryptography - particularly as it relates to privacy laws. I've become increasingly aware of the presence of surveillance cameras over the last three or four years, and have followed the development of face-recognition software closely. I recently got sent a copy of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0713993464','us','0670859508');"></a> as a present off my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>, and I ploughed through it at a phenomenal rate. While it wasn't as technically illuminating as either <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1857028899','us','0385495323');">The Code Book</a> or the extraordinary (and must-read) novel <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0099410672','us','0380788624');">Cryptonomicon</a>, it did cover the level of NSA interference in the development of cryptography very well. At the back of my mind, though, I've always been convinced that whatever they may say, the NSA must be close to developing either some level of quantum computing or some kind of system for factoring large numbers - both of which would signal the end of much of the security that encryption currently provides. But according to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1491000/1491102.stm">an article at the BBC</a>, this is far from the case. In fact the NSA is asking for more and more money to find some way to fight the rapid spread of strong encryption around the world.</P>
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<p>In the spirit of encryption - and to encourage people to start using PGP as standard - you may now send me encrypted e-mails via <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>. All you have to do is install PGP and look up my public key on the PGP servers.</p>
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<p>There's currently a job going at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/jobs/">BBC</a> and you can apply for it online and I'm completely obsessed with it. I <b>need</b> this job. I <b>crave</b> this job. But because of that, I've been putting off applying for it all week. I want my application to be <b>perfect</b>. It has to be <b>great</b>. It's too intimidating a project. If I don't get it, I'll be incredibly depressed. It's got to be done today otherwise I miss the deadline. I feel ill.</p>
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<p>An interesting piece on Microsoft's <a href="http://www.killertacticsjournal.com/cgi-bin/081901.cgi?id=R16156&n=Mike&e=mike@coolsiteoftheday.com">Smart Tagging Plans</a> doesn't say anything I haven't heard before. The plan, it appears is for software that automatically inserts links into browsed web pages, links that Microsoft is the point of exchange for. Hence, your anti-gun site could be filled with links to promotional literature for the NRA. Or more prosaically, a web business that's already reeling from an inability to make money will find itself crippled by drops in traffic. <b>Is this the future of the web?</b> Certainly it seems to be a step away from the madly anarchic non-hierarchical net of today...</p>
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<p><b>Live:</b> At this very moment, <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a> is playing <a href="http://www.coudal.com/">Photoshop Tennis</a>. Much cooler and more geeky than you can possibly imagine. The game's only half-way through. Check back tomorrow for the final results.</p>
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<p>Ralphy old chap, <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">you're missing the point</a>. It's not that we make fun of Americans. It's just that we make fun of <b>each other</b>, and the first thing we noticed about you is that you're American. Love ya, baby.</p>
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<p>So I'm at home watching television and I'm really excited about watching <a href="http://www.nbc.com/willandgrace/">Will and Grace</a> because I'm obsessed that the two main characters can't really be as dull as they actually appear to be, and I'm consumed with the sense that they might even one day be able to make me laugh. But no. They're just <b>there</b>. Neither of them are people I'd want to hang out with. Supporting cast is, of course, another matter. But Will and Grace themselves? No.</p>
<p>And it's the Halloween episode and it's kind of shit and I start counting how many times I've laughed by about half way through the program and it isn't difficult because it's '1' time and it remains one time until the end of the episode. Which is depressing. And half way through the damn episode they put an advert for the new Angel boxset on. And I listen and I get all tweaked because it's out on Monday. Not that I want to buy it you understand, but because the <b>Buffy</b> boxset is <b>also</b> out then and I <B>MUST HAVE IT</B>. Who can I sell, I'm asking myself. Who can I sell to buy that. And then Will and Grace comes on again and rigorously <b>sucks arse</b> for another twenty minutes.</p> <p>Buffy. Our love is god.</p>
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<p>A lot of people recently have been doing work based around entirely CSS-based sites. Some of the latest tricks and tips have been written up over at <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/practicalcss/">A List Apart</a>. My question with a lot of this stuff is where it ceases to be useful. Take the design of <b>plasticbag.org</b> for example. I think it makes clear and logical sense visually, but it doesn't necessarily only have components within it that translate well into structural markup. When you reach the edge of what CSS can do (and retain the <b>point</b> of CSS - to be cross-browser, clear, elegant and more importantly STRUCTURAL) don't you inevitably end up with tables again? Isn't that inevitable at the moment? And possibly long-term as well.</p>
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<p><b><a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark on stuff</a>:</b> (1) "If fruit tasted so good that they artificially flavored candy like it, why don't people eat actual 'green apples' or 'watermelons'?" (2) "I partially spent the night outside on a hammock. I say partially because I fell off in my sleep and spent part of the night on my concrete patio. And then another part, from 4:40am onward, I came inside, because the flowers were making popping noises and I wanted to be where it was safe. " (3) "I'm fascinated by how tic tac toe evolutionized into the game Connect Four." (4) "I'm flying to Missouri for a bigmac."</p>
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<p>So I'm really hungry, so I go to the shop to get some kind of reasonable food and I get a big bottle of coke and some frozen pizza and a packet of cigarettes and some little foamy strawberry sweets and I get home and sit on the sofa and I heat up the oven and eat all the strawberry sweets and drink lots of coke and watch TV and then I get my pizza out and eat about a third of it before I feel full and slightly sick and ill. <b>The point of this story?</b> Nothing you tell people as children sinks in even the slightest little bit.</p>
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<p>And now for your aprés-<a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Blogadoon</a>: The Telegraph reports that the police have been told not to <a href="http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;$sessionid$MWDGKOQAAAYFTQFIQMFSFFOAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2001/08/18/nword18.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/08/18/ixhomef.html">call gays homosexuals</a>. Couple of quick addenda to that - I'm not entirely sure that the word 'gays' is particularly appropriate either, thanks very much. Anymore than 'blacks' would be. In fact if everyone would just get used to calling poofs and dykes 'sir' and 'madam', everything would probably be much more entertaining.</p>
<p><b>Aside:</b> 'Homosexual' is a <b>really</b> grim word, associated with saying 'you have a disorder'. It's like saying you are a 'influenzal' - both defining the person by their sexuality and simultaneously defining the sexuality as a defect. And before anyone says anything, "heterosexual" is both a later word and a later <b>concept</b> and was mostly only used in cases where someone had to assert that they weren't gay or when the goal of heterosexuality was enforced on poor deviants via electroshock, aversion therapy and hormone supplements. </p>
<p><b>Second aside:</b> I feel a bit sorry for straight people on this one actually, because they can't call gay people "poofs", "fags", "dykes", "queers" or any of that stuff without people thinking they are weird facists. Whereas I can. Except of course that I seem to have an anti-gay reputation in some of British media because they didn't <b>know</b> I was a big smelly poof and think I'm being serious. Which of course I am.</p>
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<p>According to Dave, <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> is now <a href="http://davenet.userland.com/2001/08/18/googleUpgradesTheWeb">spidering many weblogs every single day</a>. That means lots of timely content from your favourite sites can be found immediately via your favourite search engine. Doesn't appear to have been indexing <b>plasticbag.org</b>, but hey.</p>
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<p>Ongoing battles in America over privacy rights have taken a new turn with the introduction of <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1500000/1500017.stm">face-scanning cameras</a>. In parts of England this has been implemented for several months in Newham, with little or no protest whatsoever. <b>I love Big Brother.</b></p>
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<p>I just went to see a press preview of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0206314">Joy Ride</a> at 20th Century Fox's offices in London. It's not the best film ever made, but it's a pretty terrifying piece of scary cinema with only a few on-course embarrassments. Imagine <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117571">Scream</a> without the humour smacked together with a more than sizeable dollop of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0067023">Duel</a> and you won't go far wrong. <b>More on this later.</b></p>
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<p>Oh thank god. <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/">Metafilter</a> is back.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="">Blogdex</a>: Such an amusing piece of entertaining flash animation that it's amazing that <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> hasn't already linked to it: <a href="http://www.yomgaille.com/bordel/un_lapin.html">Bunny Hunter</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000045.shtml">The Body Fictive</a> - "As fanfiction becomes more popular on the internet, does anyone stop to think whether professional writers find the use of their characters and worlds <b>painful</b> and <b>debilitating</b>? Is creativity a technology of identity? <b>Nick C</b> investigates."</p>
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<p>All around the web at the moment: <a href="http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/public/coke.html">How Coca Cola tries to stop people asking for water in restaurants</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Click. Whirr. Crackle. Hi, This is Tom Coates. I'm sorry I'm unavailable to meet your weblogging needs. I am currently out drinking with <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a> at the Warrington Hotel. Please leave your jibe after the tone. Clunk. Chack. Bump. BEEP.</b></p>
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<p>There's an article over at guardian.co.uk about <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,540908,00.html">weblogs</a> this morning. Which means, of course, that it's also in the Online supplement of the magazine. As usual the article is prescriptive - it informs the world what makes a good weblog, intentionally or not. This time, the byword of a quality weblog is personal content.</p>
<blockquote>"The basic premise, however, has remained unchanged. Imagine your own precious little black book (probably a distant teenage memory now) spread open for the world to see. All your hopes, mistakes, peeves and secrets made public but lurking anonymously in the depths of a search engine, daring to be discovered. "</blockquote>
<p>Now, regular long-standing readers and writers of weblogs know that they are a fickle beast and that they change and shift in response to pressures in your life. For example, for the last few weeks I have been short of money, working from home and having remarkably little contact with the outside world. So where does my content come from? The things that I stumble upon from around the web. <b>Links.</b> But that's not all. Long-standing webloggers are also generally aware that people they know read their writing - even if only very occasionally. Some may even have friends who read and write sites of their own. Bits of your life become circumscribed - 'no write' zones. You're not being dishonest, but you have to limit your subject matter. Personal content is the first to go - and over time it becomes harder to find, produce and put online.</p>
<p>Needless to say, I read this article and felt that (while I think that it is missing the variety of weblog content) I had forgotten to write about my life for several months now. I'm going to think about how I might reintroduce it.</p>
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<p>Greetings from Thoco Horea, Setpolo of Dutonin. [Discover your Star Wars name at <a href="http://parris.josh.com.au/humour/StarWarsName.html">parris.josh.com.au</a>, via <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Lukelog</a> and <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000300">The Barbelith Underground</a>.</p>
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<p>The life cycle of a meme: I'm currently obsessed by the <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/extra/moonlanding.html">NASA fakes Moonlanding</a> page that has been circulating around the web recently. I first noticed it a few days ago on a routine trip to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Brainsluice</a>. Davo had been sent an e-mail with astonishingly amusing copy in it, and had decided to republish it. I read it, collapsed laughing and passed on. Next thing I saw, it was high in <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">blogdex's</a> charts, and then I saw it on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>. Several days later, it is still at #3 over at Blogdex and over thirty-eight separate sites are linking to it. The latest news is that it has apparently resurfaced 'topside' once more. Davo informs me that a friend of his received an e-mail linking to brainsluice.com, telling them to check out the moonlanding page.</p>
<p>Of course there are dangers associated with pages becoming wildly successful, the most significant of which is vast and unpleasant bandwidth bills. But most of us experience such surges only very occasionally (if at all). But the interesting thing for me in this is how you can almost track the spread of this page as it moves from site to site, language to language, and even begins to change media. Most interestingly, we remain unaware of the stories actual origins, although through some research I stumbled upon this <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:xudDGn28AxQ:kids.sinfree.net/articles/news/3.htm+Heroic+images+or+NASA+fraud%3F+At+last+we+have+the+conclusive+proof!+&hl=xx-bork">Google cache</a> of a page that is no longer up and running.</p>
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<p>So, <a href="http://www.blogger.com/news_archive.pyra?which=2001_08_01_news_archive.xml#5249885">Blogger is two years old</a>. Which means that this weblog can only be three months off from it's second birthday as well. Originally known as <b>barbelith</b>, this weblog and I have had much fun with <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> over the last couple of years. I've met a lot of people, written a <b>hell</b> of a lot of words and scratched together some fairly amiable designs along the way. I'm raising a glass and I'm saying cheers to everyone who remembers when Blogger looked like <a href="http://www.blogger.com/images/oldblogger/blogger1.gif">this</a> (and <a href="http://www.blogger.com/images/oldblogger/blogger1inside.gif">this</a>). Particularly to <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a>, <a href="http://www.powazek.com" title="The first person I ever linked to.">Derek</a> and <A href="http://www.kottke.org" title="The second person I linked to.">Jason</a>.</p>
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<p><b><a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00000E9O7','us','B000002NBY');">Paul Simon: Graceland</a></b> It's 1986. I'm fourteen years old. I've had a few albums bought for me before, but I'm basically illiterate when it comes to popular music. I'm living in a village of eighty people, ten miles away from my nearest friend. My brother is one year old. I spend most of my time in my room - reading and listening to the radio. The outside world seems a hundred thousand miles away.</p>
<p>One day I buy <b>Graceland</b>. Essentially it's the first album I ever really bought myself. And I got it because I'd heard 'You Can Call Me Al' on the radio. And I'd liked it. In many ways it set the tone for the rest of my teenage years - thoughtful before my time, disconnected from deep disturbing bodily urges, unsettled and slightly jaded.</p>
<p>There are a hundred times I can remember involving the album. I played it until the tape died. Then I waited a couple of years and bought the CD. It was an album that my mother listened to with me in her Vauxhall Astra on the way into school on frosty winter mornings, my legs only recently out of grey short-trousers. It was the album that played when Glyn, Simon and I wandered around the south of England in my rusty yellow Polo, when I was eighteen. As I get older I get less up-tight, less nervous. And Graceland grows with me.</p>
<p><i>"Over the mountain, down in the valley, lives a former talk show host. Everybody knows his name. He says there's no doubt about it, It was the myth of fingerprints. I've seen them all and man, they're all the same."</i></p>
<p><a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">What's the most important album of your life?</a></p>
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good call
it was a beat up coped tape of gracelands i had as a teenager that got me started on a life long habit of falling asleep with a walkman or stereo plugged into my ears.
that entire albums imprinted on my frontal lobes someplace :)
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<p>Looks like I'm not the only person <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2000_06_18_archive.shtml#371837">with a love of Graceland</a>.</p>
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<p>Working from home, short of cash, recovering from houseguests, thinking about my future. There's a fair amount of stuff in my head at the moment. I go out so infrequently at the moment (compounded by working from home) that I've almost forgotten what it is to enjoy other people's company. It all seems like a tremendous hassle. And I wonder if it's making me antisocial. Every so often I forget how comforting I find my own company. And then on other occasions it occurs to you that it's a way of avoiding taking your place in the world. I think about what job I might get - whether the BBC will be interested in my application or not. And I think, if they are, what will it be like? Will it feel like I'm moving forward? Or am I killing time? And I think about love and sex and romance. And how I've decided against all of them. Or how they've decided against me. And how I'm happy with that. And I wonder, deep down, am I really?</p>
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<p>My flatmate is looking for a house. I should be happy for her, but I'm not. The reason? My current work state is so sporadic and occasional that I just can't be sure that should she move out, and if I was then forced to move, that would be able to afford a flat or guarantee that I would get it. Every time she mentions it, I get a shiver of fear. <b>What happens then? What would I do?</b></p>
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<p>I've changed my mind. Now I want <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/votepoll.php?id=21">to win</a>.</p>
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<p>One of those really nice things to happen to a guy when he's not paying attention: <a href="http://www.haddock.org/">Haddock's hiatus page is all, you know, nice</a>.</p>
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<p>Flash cartoon of the moment is <a href="http://www.billyblob.com/animation_f/karma.html">Karma Ghost</a> in which every time you do something bad, a little tiny ghost sits on your head and looks for an opportunity to fuck up your life. All I can think is that my head my have a hotel of the damn things set up on it - and the worst thing is that I can't quite figure out why they would have decided to pick on me.</p>
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<p>Now this is the kind of challenge that I think people in the design / weblog crossover community should seriously consider undertaking more often. 37signals decide to <a href="http://www.37signals.com/concept/ourversion/37fakebank/">design a usable online banking experience</a>. Seems to me that there's an interesting project - develop a site where people can develop their own, and comment on other people's, interfaces for many of the sites that we see around the net all the time - e-mail / calendar / banking / e-commerce etc. The feedback that people could develop between each other could actually lead to more intelligent intuitive interfaces - and if they were developed as open source or concept, then the whole net might benefit. Interested?</p>
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<p>Watch in awed astonishment as <b>Tom</b> decides to <a href="http://prolific.org/archive/00000516.shtml">'think big'</a>.</p>
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<p>"Ohh, can't anybody see? We've got a war to fight. Never found our way, regardless of what they say. How can it feel this wrong? From this moment, how can it feel this wrong? Storm - in the morning light I feel. No more can I say, frozen to myself. I got nobody on my side, and surely that ain't right. Surely that ain't right. Oh can't anybody see? We've got a war to fight - never found our way, regardless of what they say. How can it feel this wrong? From this moment - how can it feel this wrong?" [<a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B00004WL7O','us','B000001FI7');">Portishead: Roads</a>]</P>
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<p><b>Local homosexual foils raid:</b> In startling news this afternoon, local homosexual Tom Coates foiled a robbery on his own and his neighbours flat in Maida Vale. Tom Coates, 29, said today, "I was just watching TV in the sitting room when I heard people banging on our front door. I thought nothing of it, as the building's doorbell hadn't been rung and we've had a lot of builders and people dropping off circulars. But when the banging continued for a couple of minutes, I decided to go to the door - only to discover two teenagers with bags and crowbars trying to prise open the door of the flat. After watching them run down the stairs, I proceeded to grab my mobile and jump out onto the balcony so I could call the police and see where they went. Shortly afterwards I discovered that the next-door flat's door-locks had been completely prised open. I'll be talking to the police shortly." <b>More at eleven...</b></p>
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<p><b>I wish I had a digital camera,</b> so I could have chronicled this afternoon in an entirely voyeuristic way. About half an hour ago, the police arrived to talk to me about the attempted burglary on my flat. When they realised that my neighbours had been broken into as well they went in and had a look around, and it was agreed fairly swiftly that the place had been pretty well raided. They're still not back from their night out, so as yet they don't know what's happened. I've had to leave our front door open and put a note on their door to tell them to come around to ours before they go in - so they don't disturb too much evidence. Apparently the police will take casts of the marks made by the crowbars so that if they catch them in the future they'll have evidence against the people who tried to break into their place.</p>
<p>The policemen came into my flat for a few minutes to get my statement straight and immediately commented on the life-size cutout of Buffy that Kate and Nick got me for my birthday. "That's the kind of woman I'd like to have," said one. "She'd never have a bloody headache." Short of saying, "Hello, my name's Tom and I don't sleep with women, I didn't really know how to reply to the man's attempts at frustrated-man bonding. So I replied, "She's really convenient actually - if you're having guests around she can fit under the sofa." Then he saw Mella's life-size Angel cut-out and made a confused face. It's the little things that entertain me.</p>
<p>The weirdest thing about the whole event is how quickly you doubt what you saw. My first impressions of one of the perpetrators were that he was 5'6", slightly podgy, dark-hair, wearing a loose white t-shirt and being about 16 or 17 years old. But when they started asking me if I saw the crowbar that he was carrying, or whether he wore shorts or trousers, I became really confused. I <b>seem</b> to remember him carrying a crowbar, but I can't be sure. And I <b>think</b> he was wearing shorts, but again - I might be wrong. I remember one was carrying a large empty white translucent plastic bag though. One with square edges - unmarked - like a high class clothes store bag.</p>
<p>The most annoying thing about the whole thing is how I can't go out this evening - how someone has to be here all night for the neighbours. It's very frustrating. <b>I wonder who let them into the building.</b></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/9627">Ignore the griping</a>, <A href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0108.html#010824">embrace the wonder</a> and launch yourself straight over to <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/greymatter.htm">Wil Wheaton's Weblog</a>. Will used to star as Wesley Crusher in Star Trek: The Next Generation. My favourite line from the <b>Metafilter</b> posts: "I am 17 years of age. Wil Wheaton is almost as familiar to me as, well, something really old."</p>
<p>I'm going to get asked why I like this so much. I can't explain it. There's something so geek-cool about it, combined with the wonder that there's someone on the other side of the minor celebrity wall who's prepared to be as ridiculous as the rest of us. It's a combination of bravery, chutzpah and a complete refusal to go all corporate and ridiculously celebrity-site-ish that endears it to me.</p>
<p>And <b>Metafilter</b> keeps coming with the good lines: "TV's Wil Wheaton transcends the A-list" [said by <a href="http://www.succaland.com/">Succaland</a>]. If I met him, I'd buy him a beer (along with <A href="http://www.code18.com/">Steve</a>).</p>
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<p>Be honest - how often do you <a href="http://www2.netdoor.com/~lainh/alderaan.html">feel like this</a>?</p>
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<p><b>Burglary update:</b> So the neighbours finally arrive back at their flat around one in the morning, and one of them gets scarily angry as I'm trying to explain what's happened and the other one looks at me like <b>I</b> did it, and then bursts into tears. Once they've had a few moments to look around they come around for a cup of tea and I feel really responsible in some bizarre way because I had to tell them. They call the police for the follow-up meeting, but the police can't do anything until the next day because of a suspect package on the A40. Kate, Mella and I gradually realise that they have a much more adult life than we seem to. I feel slightly embarrassed.</p>
<p>Once they've gone, I try to relax, but I'm completely wired and I don't know why. My heart feels tight and buzzing and I can't sit still or relax. I watch TV until everyone else has gone to bed and then fall asleep on some cushions on the floor for the second time in the last week.</p>
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<p>The Underground is currently discussing <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000096">the relationship between creative work and personal identity</a> - or to put it another way, is fanfiction a liberation of creative work or a violation of creator's imaginative life? It's a discussion that I'm really enjoying - and it's based upon <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a>'s article <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000045.shtml">The Body Fictive</a>. Very much recommended.</p>
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<p>I'm very tired and fairly hassled, and some good friends of mine are having a party that I really want to go to, but simultaneously (because I'm going to Norfolk tomorrow and because I've been all around town, trying to cheer up friends, and because I've been dealing with the threat of burglary and the neighbours fixing their door and the police and the like) I would really rather stay at home, watch some television and try and get some work done for Danny - the guy I'm freelancing for at the moment.</p>
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<p> "I am a white male, Caucasian, about five feet, nine inches. I weigh 150lbs. I have no visible marks on my body. I have no memory of any events prior to waking up in the hospital in November of 1999." <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4203200,00.html">He sounds like a Classicist</a>.</p>
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<p>Is <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/greymatter/archives/00000026.htm">this</a> the best weblog post on the internet at the moment?</p>
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<p>It was <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/">Simon's</a> birthday yesterday. Simon is cool. You will wish him a happy belated birthday from me. You will buy him presents, to express your love. You will plague him with offers of your body. You will beg him to allow himself to sate himself sexually upon you. Ok?</p>
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<p>My computer keeps crashing today. I arrive home from Norfolk, sit in front of my computer turn it on - crash. I reboot, launch Outlook Express, wait a minute - crash. I reboot, launch IE and AIM, wait a minute. As yet no crash. I think it's angry with me for deserting it for the whole weekend. I'm very sorry. Much as I might like to, I won't do it again. Promise.</p>
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<p>Another month, and yet again more overusage charges for <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>. Looks like this month it's going to be $25. Not a huge amount I suppose. That makes this month's outlay on hosting $60. What's that in real money? �40?</p>
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<p>And now British Telecom appear to be cross with me for going away for the weekend. That's the only way I can hope to explain the sheer level of connectivity problems that I'm just starting to have. Over the last twenty minutes I've been disconnected four times. That can't be right.</p>
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<p>So I'm sitting on the tube from Liverpool Street and I'm frantically looking around for a newspaper or something that someone has left behind to stop me having to read <a href="http://www.premiere.com">Premiere</a> for the fiftieth time (note to editors - Elijah Wood is very cute and interesting, but he's not hot-and-sweaty sexy, which makes pictures like <a href="http://www.geocities.com/one_ring7/EWForever.html">this one</a> less erotic and more, er, upsetting - like taking naked pictures of children - you know?).</p>
<p>Anyway - so I look around and I pick up a copy of the <a href="http://www.wsj.com">Wall Street Journal</a> that someone had left behind. First feature I see? 'Dot-Com Hubris Remains Undaunted', which is basically an entire article about how weblogging is a way of networking and building career, concentrating on Dan Sanderson (I'd link to his site, but I can't because for some reason it seems to be down) and tools like Blogger and Userland. You can't go anywhere nowadays without having the American press talk about weblogs. They get it, even if their British cousins don't. More to the point, it occurs to me that my weblogging experiences don't seem to have got <b>me</b> any work. Bastards.</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> Why isn't Chris Morris writing occasional articles for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> on <a href="http://www.warprecords.com/bluejam/barguide/">Britain's Best Bars</a>?</p>
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<p>I can't believe that <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">Davo</a> ponced off on holiday and left all the rest of us behind. What are we supposed to do without him?</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">Darren, the Link Machine</a>, this morning I stumbled upon <a href="http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/comicads/comics.html">The Great Comic Book Ads</a>. Which has inspired me to root around and see if I can find any cool ads of my own...</p>
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<p><b>Four Comic Book Ads:</b> The first terrifying thing about the man bra, facial anti-baster, macho strap and the chat-up pamphlet is that they give a horrifying insight into the world of geeky teen comic fans in the late 80s. More terrifying still is that all these adverts were on the same page of the same issue. Need I say more?</p>
<p><table width="322" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/comic_one.gif" border="1"></td></tr></table></p>
<p><table width="322" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/comic_two.gif" border="1"></td></tr></table></p>
<p><table width="322" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/comic_three.gif" border="1"></td></tr></table></p>
<p><table width="322" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/comic_four.gif" border="1"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>A big Wednesday morning <b>THANK YOU</b> goes to out to Ash for getting me Steven Levy's <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0141000511','us','0141000511');">Hackers</a> from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>. You're a star!</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> How many times can you say the word 'cool' on a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/planetoftheapes/">microsite</a> without sounding lame?</p>
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<p><b>Proglomena to a method of ranked privacy on <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft">Greymatter</a> weblogs:</b></P>
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<li> Define several user accounts for use on your greymatter weblog. Name each one according to a number or name representing a level of privacy that each post might have: eg. High, Medium, Low, General.
<li> Wrap each post in the template with a span or div attribute - the name of the attribute corresponding to the {{author}} attribute (normally used in the 'this post written by {{author}})' sections at the bottom of posts.
<li> Produce several stylesheets for the site. Each is identical except that each stylesheet can declare different classes 'display: none;'.
<li> Using javascript to place a cookie on the site, you can then automatically assign the lowest level of 'clearance' to the site - all the posts will be in the code, but only the 'General' ones will be displayed on the page.
<li> Other pages, password protected in some way (.htaccess files for example) can place cookies which call different style-sheets, thus showing 'Low' or 'Medium' sensitivity posts as well.
<li> Or more interestingly, you could place a cookie on first arrival, a second cookie on second visit, a third on the next, and rank up the person's clearance each time - thus giving them an incremental 'trust' rating. Other techniques for an automatic incrementalisation of 'clearance' could include an automatic placing of cookies built into the code in certain kinds of posts or internal pages. Only when you have seen a certain number of internal pages would you get access to the next level of content.
<li> Certain posts could be ONLY visible to the person who created the site.
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<p>Reasons for doing this? It keeps frivolous posting and personal revelation away from casual visitors and potential employers. Only those with whom you had built up a relationship of trust would be able to receive access to your stranger thoughts.</p>
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<p><b>Because it's genius:</b> <a href="http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~craft/flex/994389.html#annotated">Judge's Decision on the case of Atlas v. DC Comics</a> regarding the Grant Morrison character <a href="http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~craft/flex/images/42.jpg">Flex Mentallo</a>. For more on the character and the DC comics miniseries, visit <a href="http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~craft/flex/">The Annotated Flex Mentallo</a>.</p>
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<p>One of <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol's</a> new <a href="http://afterthefloods.com/">sites</a> is based upon a free-for-all basic <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_07_08_secret_archive.shtml#4452257">CSS template</a> of mine.</p>
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<p>"Jesus <b>is God</b>... The devil was <b>happy</b> to see Him die... Three days later the devil almost went <b>crazy</b>... Do <b>you</b> know what happened? Jesus got out of the grave and was <b>alive</b>... He beat the grave and the devil. The devil was <b>furious!</b>... Because now the children could get away from him. Jesus asked the children to love Him for what He did. And if <b>they</b> believe He died for their sin... they could go to <b>heaven</b>." No offence intended to anyone reading, but do people actually still <b>believe</b> this stuff? [except from <a href="http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1010/1010_01.asp">"The Little Ghost"</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Must see movie of the moment (UK)</b>: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/07/24/hedwig_and_the_angry_inch_2001_review.shtml">Hedwig and the Angry Inch</a>.</p>
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<p>One of the best songs ever written is Leonard Cohen's 'Night Comes On' from his album <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B000025K9Y','us','B000002AZX');">Various Positions</a>. Well - it's probably in the top couple of thousand. And I was drowning in it this afternoon, when the squealing horror of a scratched CD shook me from my peace. This is a tragedy.</p>
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<p><b>When OJ Simpson met the UKBlog Kids:</b> Being a project derived from a conversation between Darren and myself, subsequently soliciting <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/archives/2001_08_01_archive.htm#5368020">several submissions</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000046.shtml">Internet killed the media star</a> - "There was a time in America where you would hear a song on the radio, love it, and be afraid to walk away from the speaker for fear you would miss the DJ announcing who was performing. But with the media getting more homogenous and people turning to the internet for excitement, are those days over? <b>Elijah Non Grata</b> investigates."</p>
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<p>Possibly for a short time only, <a href="http://www.blogger.com/search.pyra">Blogger search</a> returns.</p>
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<p>It was the greatest and most glorious flop of the dot.com rush, and now it might be a movie. Cameron Diaz and Ed Norton may be in the running for <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,542632,00.html">Boo.com, the movie</a>. The most depressing thing about this whole enterprise is that you just <b>know</b> there's some poor techie or usability guy or designer sitting in the back of every scene sobbing his eyes out. Possibly the most idiotic company of all time to be given $100 million, Boo.com could have been run on a hamburger and a piece of string and <b>still</b> not made any money.</p>
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<p>And no sooner had it came back, than <a href="http://www.blogger.com/search.pyra/">Blogger search disappears once more</a>.</p>
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<p>An insight into my <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=recent_user_posts&u=00000001">barbelith posting habits</a> reveals a singular interest in fanfiction and authorship, Buffy, sexuality and the recent Channel 5 movie, "Justice League of America". That was <b>way</b> lame.</p>
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<p>As has become unpleasantly normal, a new day means a new piece of bad news from the new media / publishing landscape to fill me with dread. Today? <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/new_media/newsid_1507000/1507777.stm">IPC closes key websites</a> - most of which, it has to be said, weren't particularly good or interesting sites. But still - not the point.</p>
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<p>Depressing but true. Someone spend the time to put together <a href="http://www.royaljournal.com/features/101_eggers_jokes/001.html">1 of 101 Dave Eggers Jokes</a>, format them like <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','0330484559','us','0375725784');">his memoir</a> was formatted and stick them on the internet. The memoir was wonderful. The jokes are ... not. They're too mean-spirited. Which brings me to the thread on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/9740">Metafilter</a> which asks if anyone out in the community has been the target of a website parody or attack. The answer, of course, is that everyone has been attacked at one point or another. But that we deal with it. Case in point - still up and running and still secretly upsetting me: <a href="http://www.plasticfag.org">Plasticfag.org</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Because sometimes it's nice to be duped:</b> <a href="http://www.outsports.com/columns/cyd/20010812anf.htm">"A friend of mine calls A&F �the poor gay man�s Prada�."</a></p>
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<p><b>Tom reviews:</b> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/08/30/living_daylights_1987_review.shtml">The Living Daylights</a>: "Unlike several of the previous episodes, this is a film with at least one foot squarely set in the real world. There are no vast subterranean bases, no plans to rule the world and a remarkable shortage of huge fluffy white cats." <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/08/30/star_trek_generations_1994_review.shtml">Star Trek Generations</a>: "The graceless ageing of the original crew and their self-satisfied ham acting don't sit well with Patrick Stewart's obvious intelligence and Shakespearean training - and make his reverence to Shatner's paunchy hack seem almost degrading."</p>
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<p>The ideology behind <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> and <b>plasticbag.org</b> laid bare: "The world is made up of two kinds of people: those who cling to the tired, old status quo and those who fearlessly embrace the new status quo. Me, I fall squarely into the latter camp. Not content to stick with the same-old same-old, I like to mix it up and put myself out there. You know, give the old heave-ho to the stodgy and staid. Say what you will about me, but no one will ever accuse me of being afraid to try popular new things." [<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3730/try_popular_new_things.html">The Onion</a>]</p>
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<p><b>An American, yesterday:</b></p>
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<p>I got my first e-mail today via <a href="http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk">friendsreunited.co.uk</a> and already I'm wondering why on earth I put my name onto it. I'm seeing all these names that haven't even entered my head for over ten years and I'm thinking, "Why? Why did I ever think I'd be even vaguely interested in going back through all that crap again?" I can't really imagine that I want to be <b>friends</b> with those people, nor can I conceive of enough antipathy to exact bitter and bloodthirty revenge on most of them. Which makes me ask myself again why on earth I put my name onto the service in the first place. Spectral names from the past: "Canton Anguish", "Robert Barnes", "Rick Cullen", "Ed Gillespie", "Richard Dearsley" exhumed from my mental graveyard like zombies. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">I need advice.</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.riothero.com/#5336398">Mark is an arse</a>.</p>
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<p>I so entirely want to play <a href="http://www.eblong.com/zarf/werewolf.html">this</a>.</p>
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<p>So anyone in Los Angeles want to investigate carnal relations with my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_08_26_secret_archive.shtml#5405364">blonde friend</a>? I've decided to become his pimp. I don't think he has enough fun.</p>
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<p><b><a href="http://www.riothero.com" title="Mark is an arse.">Another American</a>, during his 'disasterous' last visit to London:</b></p>
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<p>Freaky pictures of <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/r-photos.html">Ralph through the ages</a> amuse me and scare me and make me check my front and back doors (and all the windows) are locked tight before bedtime.</p>
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<p>Fall in light, fall in light<br />
Fall in light, fall in light<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
As you now are in your heart.<br />
Fall in light.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel no shame for what you are.<br />
Feel it as a waterfall.<br />
Fall in light.<br />
Fall in light, fall in light.<br />
Fall in light.<br />
Fall in light, Grow in light.<br />
Stand absolved behind your electric chair, dancing.<br />
Stand absolved behind your electric chair, dancing.<br />
Past the sound within the sound.<br />
Past the voice within the voice.<br />
Leave your office, run past your funeral.<br />
Leave your home, car, leave your pulpit.<br />
Join us in the street where we<br />
Join us in the street where we<br />
Don't belong.<br />
Don't belong.<br />
You and the stars.<br />
Throwing light.<br />
Fast, fall.<br />
Fall in light, fall in light.<br />
Fall in light.<br />
Fall in light, fall in light.<br />
Fall in light. Grow in light.<br />
<b>New Year's Prayer</b></p>
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<p><b>Weblogs are more collage than narrative.</b></p>
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<p><b>Warning:</b> In what appears to have been the mother of all Microsoft Outlook Express Database Corruption Fuck Ups, I have lost every single piece of e-mail that I have sent or received over the last year of my life. Or I should say, I have them all, but they're corrupted beyond repair and stored somewhere until I can find some way to sort them out. In the meantime, <b>every single important thing</b> that I have received over the last few months has been eradicated. If you sent me something <b>important</b> or particularly interesting over the last couple of weeks then please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">send it to me again</a>.</p>
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<p>Happy birthday to my father, David Harmer, who turns sixty-one today.</p>
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<p>I read the <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','1852860243','us','0930289234');">Watchmen</a> for the first time when I was about eighteen, and I have to say that I didn't like it very much. I found it unsettling, confusing, too grim and dense. I was in an escapist mode at the time. Later, of course, I came to love it, even though it feels so very much of its time. But I think my eighteen year old self would have liked the script for the <a href="http://fearfulsymmetry.batcave.net/">Watchmen Movie That Was Never Made</a>. Even though now I think it's fairly lame.</p>
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<p>I don't live in America so I'm in no position to judge. I don't have that much access to the feeling of the nation - I can't gauge the effects of policy on the ground, but it's beginning to seem clear to me that <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/08/29/column.billpress/index.html">no one really likes GW Bush</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>'s better half now has his own <a href="http://www.ilikepaperandpens.com/blogger.shtml">weblog</a>. Blog Family Robinson rules <b>demand</b> that they produce tiny bloglets immediately.</p>
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<p>Now this is <b>good</b>: Cornell University have put together a well designed, immersive, atmospheric site on <a href="http://rmc2.library.cornell.edu/fantastic/">The Fantastic in Art and Fiction</a> including woodcuts and lithographs of the most bizarre and freakish images you've seen.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000047.shtml">Fantastic Beasts</a> - "Just as traditional bogeymen have been replaced to some extent by paedophiles and other, more human terrors, so the fantastic beasts of mythology and the mediaeval bestiary have been exchanged for the less improbable subjects of cryptozoology. <b>Catherine Wright</b> investigates. "</p>
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<p>There seems to be a trend at the moment for webloggers presenting galleries of themselves through time, and I think it's a trend that I like and might have to participate in. The latest casualty of the desire to present one's gradual slump into senility is <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/childhood/childhood.shtml">'er at NotSoSoft</a>. It's astonishing how different one can look and still be recognisably the same. I'm gradually coming to the conclusion that weblogs act as a chronicler - as a way of cementing memory and narrative, as a way of making sense of one's own life to date.</p>
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<p><b>Offensive Advertising Strategy (1):</b> This e-mail arrived for me this morning:</p>
<p>ORDER CONFIRMATION<br />
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<p>I cannot emphasise enough how much you have to go and see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0248845">Hedwig and the Angry Inch</a> if you haven't done so already. It was phenomenal. My trip to see it last night with <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> was followed by a brief interlude with <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo</a> and <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/index.php#5435754">November Juliet</a> at <b>Morgan Towers</b> complete with (different) Katy, excess Kravitz, some of <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/index.php#5435754">Nick's</a> <A href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk/music/thegreatvalerio.mp3" title="warning: 2.7Mb download">vocal stylings</a> (that reminded me of <a href="Javascript:Amazon('uk','B0000249TY','us','B000002MM8');">Dead Can Dance</a>) and the opportunity to bore everyone stupid by playing Ghostbusters and <a href="http://www.dalymusic.com/furelise1.pdf">Fur Elise</a> over and over again on the keyboard.</p>
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<p>"There is no human bliss equal to twelve hours of work with only six hours in which to do it." <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/66/30/61630.html">Anthony Trollope</a> was on drugs.</p>
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<p>I fear the time when I decide to emigrate this bloody country and ponce off abroad to fulfill my greater destiny is fast approaching. Goddammit I'm bored of this.</p>
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<p>Late night, Black Love. <a href="http://www.theafghanwhigs.com/">The Afghan Whigs</a> sing "Faded" and I wonder where the terrible romances went.</p>
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<p>Another person has started using my little CSS template, which is, you know, nice: <a href="http://wannabegirl.org/quack/index.php">Quack the Duck World Tour Project</a>.</p>
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<p>There's nothing like a freshly delivered <a href="http://www.ikea.com">Ikea</a> catalogue in the morning to make you feel that your life has taken an unfortunate turn for the inadequate. All those lovely, lovely places to live.</p>
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<p>My darling old company is having a spring clean, 33 years after it was launched. <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/presspublishing/story/0,7495,546103,00.html">Time Out has called in Wolff Olins</a> to look at the magazine's brand positioning and to see how to reenergise the flagging publication. I only worked there for two years but I have fairly strong opinions about where it's been going wrong. I'd be interested to see how they match up with what's going to be happening...</p>
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<p><!--
A good morning thank you to the ukbloggers list - a group of essentially employed people with careers and co-workers. Thank you so much for your advice about finding a job. You couldn't sound more fucking superior or patronising if you tried -->I woke up this morning with the windows and curtains open and light streaming into my bedroom and I felt completely elated and comfortable. An hour later I'd been thinking about friends and their careers and how I feel at the moment - essentially redundant, under-utilised, continually tired, like the edge and fire have been slowly rubbed away like silver plating on a cheap spoon. I don't want to go and see my friends - I don't really want to go outside - and I'm getting less able to smile with people who are getting on with their lives.</p>
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<p><b>Four potentially dangerous subjects for debate:</b></p>
<p><b>PARTY POLITICS:</b><br />
_____________________<br /><br />
Which political party do you support and why? Do you think William Hague was an admirable man? Is Tony Blair a toadying, insincere sychophant? Labour are all spin aren't they? Europe is the future or Europe is the enemy? People from ethnic minorities aren't really British at all, right? Neil and Christine Hamilton - what's <b>that</b> about?</p>
<p><b>A-LIST vs THE REST:</b><br />
_____________________<br /><br />
Who ARE the A-list bloggers? Are there A-list English Bloggers? Should
everyone else kneel down and kiss my arse? Who do you losers think you are
anyway? Coming around here and fouling up my goddam internet with your
whining... Is it like WWF? Do we get names? 'THE PLASTIC POUNDER', 'THE
IRRITABLE INTERCONNNECTED ONE', 'DIGITALSTOMPERY'.</p>
<p><b>ABORTION:</b><br />
_____________________<br /><br />
Are foetuses little kiddies when they're two cells old? Or should the
parent's right of abortion be extended until the child reaches the age of
seventy-eight?</P>
<p><b>GREYMATTER vs BLOGGER vs BENBROWN vs MOTHRA:</b><br />
_____________________<br /><br />
Is Blogger a shiny piece of heaven fallen to earth? Or is it crap arseness?
Are we not REAL MEN unless we are building our OWN content management
systems? Is off-the-shelf too lowbrow for us? Does Ben Brown suckle on
Mammon's ungodly teat? How about Ev? How about YOU?!</p>
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<p>It wasn't really meant for public consumption, but if you fancy a disturbing trip into psychosis, you can read Chris's transcript of <a href="http://www.codeburn.net/#5441353">Two Men on a Mailing List</a>. For a short time only.</p>
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<p>I have an interview for a job. After almost giving up all hope of anyone ever thinking I was employable again, I have an interview for a job next Tuesday. And it's a job I'd actually <b>like</b> to have as well. Frankly I'm astonished. I was having lunch with <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo</a> yesterday and complaining about how my life was a barren wasteland of missed opportunity, when I got a phone call asking me to come in for an interview. Mo insists that it was his influence on fate behind the scenes all along.</p>
<p>This leaves me with a few conundra nonetheless. Should I have a haircut? Need I buy a proper set of (non-suit) interview clothes? If so, where should I find the money for such an indulgence?</p>
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<p>In a subsequent work-related development, I have been commissioned to write the Gay section of the <a href="http://www.timeout.com/london/">Time Out London Guide</a> - which will be repurposed for both print and web. Any <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">suggestions</a> will be gratefully received.</p>
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<p>Ridiculous flashback web design moment of the day - a really old front page to a microsite long since defunct: <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/core.htm">polymath</a>.</p>
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<p>Tonight's background is inspired by my soulful mood. There are times when you just feel blue and you know that you'd feel blue whatever happened, and you're not blue because of anything in particular - or you don't think you are at least - and it's certainly not because you're not with someone, but nonetheless you wish there was someone there to understand that you were blue, and to give you the space to <b>be</b> blue, and who loved you like you loved them - unconditionally.</p>
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<p><b>I haven't believed in god for over fifteen years now.</b></p>
<p>I was thirteen when my little brother was born. My mother had come into the TV room and sat me down on the tan sofa and asked me how I'd feel about having a little brother or sister. I said that I didn't want one. My mother looked slightly perturbed and said that I was going to have one anyway. I remember not being entirely thrilled by the news.</p>
<p>By the time my brother was born I was totally excited by the idea. My mother went into labour early in the morning and I was woken up by her smiling beatifically at the end of the bed ad patting her bulge and telling me to get ready. I couldn't have been more excited. I got into my school uniform and we drove into Norwich, where we went and made sure my mother was comfortable. Then my father drove me into school and then, for some ungodly reason, went to work.</p>
<p>I remember talking to my friends about the new arrival during lunch break, standing on the doorsteps of Norwich Cathedral. But somehow, by the time school had ended, I'd completely forgotten about it. It was only the sight of a friend of my mother's waiting to pick me up that reminded me. We went and bought a teddy bear for my little brother and drove to the hospital to see him.</p>
<p>Months later, he was to be Christened. I had never been Christened - my life had been so disorganised and random in my earlier years that no one had gotten around to it. It had become a badge of honour to me in some ways. Everyone I knew had been Christened - I was special, weird, a thirteen-year-old rationalist philosopher surrounded by superstition and madness. But despite taking pride in it, I'd never really thought about whether there actually was a god or not. When my mother said that she would like it if I got Christened along with my brother, I was forced to think about it for the first time. And I was horrified. I just didn't believe it all. It seemed so ridiculous. Such a ludicrous proposition. It just didn't make any sense. Nonetheless, bowing to parental pressure I went through with the ceremony, feeling awkward and hypocritical all the way through.</p>
<p>Yesterday the Archbishop of Westminster, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, declared that Christianity was 'almost vanquished in the UK' [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1527000/1527876.stm">BBC News</a>]. He said that people in Britain were now seemingly indifferent to Christian values and the Church. To me this can only be a positive sign. Whatever else might be lacking in people's lives, they no longer feel that the mystical texts of another people half a world away and thousands of years old can patch up that hole. To me it seems like they've all been set free.</p>
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<p>God, how embarrassing. Apparently I'm getting back my reputation as a <a href="http://www.joannou.net/log/2001_09_02_archive.html#5496705">depressive weblogger</a>. Quick. Urgent. Think of something fun to write about.</P>
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<p><b>An afternoon's excitement:</b> <a href[="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> is finally back from 'forn parts' and has taken the day off to explore the wonderful world of dossery. We have decided to go play at <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0203009">Moulin Rouge</a> this afternoon at <a href="http://www.odeon.co.uk/pls/Odeon/Odeon_booking.booking?PAGE=CINEMAXY&NEXTPAGE=booking2&LOCATION=swiss_cottage&FILM=moulin_rouge&DATE=thursday_06/09/2001&TIME=15:00_available">Swiss Cottage</a>. If you're unemployed or lazy, why don't you join us? We'll be wearing fake moustaches and Groucho Marx eyebrows and eating too much sugar.</p>
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<p><b>On the "Electric Telescope":</b> "I have read with interest the letter (No. 15374) of Mr Redmond in your last number. Though not an electrician, the possibility of transmitting images - built up, as it were, of a number of points - by means of a number of circuits, each containing selenium at the receiving end, as suggested by your correspondent, occurred to myself a short time since." <i>English Mechanic and World of Science no726, 21 February 1879</i> [<a href="http://histv2.free.fr/morshead.htm">link</a>].</p>
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<p>"Mr. Montulli's first description of cookies can still be found on Netscape's Web site. The document describes how a relatively few bits of text can perform tasks like identifying a visitor, tracking the items he is preparing to buy and setting a date for the cookie to be destroyed. In a whimsical example drawn from Saturday morning cartoons, Mr. Montulli displayed a cookie that might be set on a customer's computer by the fictional Acme Corporation: Cookie: CUSTOMER=WILEE COYOTE; PARTNUMBER= ROCKETLAUNCHER0001" [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/04/technology/04COOK.html">link</a>]</p>
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<p>"When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of me."</p>
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<p><b>From an e-mail:</b></p>
<p>Universal Pictures announced today they plan to make a film of the momentous football match that took place on Saturday. "Five-One" is the tentative title of what could be next year's big summer hit, depicting the American national soccer team's stunning victory over Germany. </p>
<p>Nicholas Cage heads an all star cast as the captain of the brave US Soccer team haunted by the trauma of losing in the 2000 World Cup final on penalties and the death of his wife in a riot caused by English football hooligans, and finds love in the arms of a female sports journalist played by Julia Roberts. Mel Gibson is the no-nonsense Swedish coach who leads them to glory, with Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Will Smith playing some of Cage's heroic team mates. </p>
<p>Jeremy Irons is set to star as Sir Nigel Villiers-Smythe, the dastardly Englishman who coaches the German team and forces them to play with poisoned-tipped studs to try and cheat the heroic American team out of victory. Director Steven Spielberg defended the film-makers' decision to focus on the American contribution to the victory over Germany and the inaccurate & even imagined events in the story, saying, "Obviously we've had to take some artistic licence to make the story work on film, but I hope that what we produce will be true to the spirit of what happened on that famous night."</p>
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<p>If you read one thing today, make sure it's this - it's the kind of article that uncovers a hidden part of the world - it gives you a sense of what is happening just below the surface. One of the most important articles that <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b> has published to date: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000048.shtml">The Autopsy</a> - "Someone points out that your blood oranges-and-balsamic vinegar salad looks like a tub of organs. You laugh. It is well known that your colleagues will die young; that's the way it is. You do not think about who will have to do their autopsies. <b>Brooke Magnanti</b> works in the death industry."</p>
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<p>As <a href="http://www.benfoldsonline.com/">Ben Folds</a> [<a href="http://benfoldsfive.nodata.org/">weblog</a>] might have said had he taken a different career path:</p> <blockquote>"I'm rocking the net now,<br />Just like <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> did. <br />I'm rocking the net now, <br />Except that he was talented."</blockquote>
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<p><b>Animal Impressions (1):</b> <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/tombunny.mov">Tom impersonates a bunny rabbit</a> (2.2Mb). <b>Animal Impressions (2):</b> <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/tommonkey.mov">Tom impersonates a monkey</a> (2.4Mb).</p>
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<p>I wonder who owns <A href="http://www.invisibles.net/">www.invisibles.net</a>?</p>
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<p>Tom's in the kitchen. Kate's talking to him. There's a knock on the door. Kate walks down the corridor and answers the door. "We'd like to talk to you about that church of Jesus Christ," comes a voice. "BYE!" calls Tom down from the kitchen. Kate collapses in giggles. "Er. I don't think we're really the kind of people you want to be talking to," she says with a smile. Tom walks down the corridor towards the front door. "Do you know anyone around here who would be interested in taking Christ into their hearts?" asks an earnest voice. "Most of our friends are Satanists, I'm afraid." says Tom patiently. We close the door.</p>
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<p>"Traditional paper has largely survived the test of time but now it is facing a new challenge from its electronic equivalent. Electronic paper has been one of the technology world's holy grails for more than two decades and the prospect of using it as a substitute for the real thing is closer than ever. " [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1530000/1530678.stm">BBC News</a>] No one seems to have the slightest idea what to <b>do</b> with electronic paper, unfortunately.</p>
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<p>I have become nothing more than a <b>Meat Interface</b> [MI] for repurposing weblog content. Which is nice in a way, because it seems that it doesn't matter how I mark up my writing, I can still write once and web/meat publish anywhere...</p>
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<p>Stargate SG1 reaches it's <a href="http://www.Cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Television&action=page&obj_id=29158">100th episode</a> and there may be a movie franchise emerging from it, and then a spin-off series. This was <b>another</b> TV series that followed the standard Tom interest curve, whereby the first series is dipped into grudgingly, declared crap and then thoroughly enjoyed a couple of years later, just when it's impossible to catch up with what's been happening up to date. The only other model is the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_09_03_secret_archive.shtml#799865">Poof</a> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_09_10_secret_archive.shtml#815746">and</a> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_07_15_secret_archive.shtml#4568081">Slag</a> model, whereby the first series is watched diligently, desperately seeking a laugh, before giving up and desperately praying that the series will just <b>end</b>.</p>
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<p>I'm plugging this heavily because it's worth reading:<br /> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000048.shtml">The Autopsy</a>.</p>
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<p>The <b>Observer</b> meets David Furnish, Elton John's partner. On Madonna: "The last time I saw her, she came down to the house in Windsor and brought the baby and Guy, and it was a really nice, everyday visit - she was lovely and friendly and down-to-earth - but I felt like a dork. Still, God, I hope that never ends. I don't ever want to get jaded or blas�." [<a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,548704,00.html">link</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Question of the moment:</b> Davo has been back from holiday for four or five days now. So when is <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">brainsluice.com</a> coming back online?</p>
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<p>Must see download of the day comes via <a href="http://www.aintitcoolnews.com">Ain't It Cool News</a> - the new TV trailer for <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/johnemdall/.Movies/lotr-tv320.mov">Lord of the Rings</a>.</p>
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<p>Of the things I had to do today, sleep for three and a half hours in the afternoon wasn't one of them. Neither, indeed, was sort out my clothing into two piles: 'regular wardrobe' and 'bit manky'. Neither indeed was talk to <a href="http://www.haughey.com">Matt Haughey</a> about meeting <A href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> at <a href="http://www.fray.org">Fray Day</a> (which was way more fun than the sleep and the clothes-sorting even if I did get a bit jealous). Best wishes to everyone out there - I wish I could be with you...</p>
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<p><b>Who's your Weblogger Twin?</b> So that lovely <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/">Firda</a> lady set up this ridiculously entertaining piece of fluff quiz which determines who is your <A href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php3?client=webloggertwin">weblogger twin</a>. I feed in all my information, and apparently I'm just like <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">Ernie</a>. After that, I'm like <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/">Firda</a> herself. And only then do I even resemble myself. Some people outside my top ten include: <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/">Matt</a>, <A href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Zeldman</a> and <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a>.</p>
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<p>This evening, for ... well, I don't really know why ... I decided to ring a few numbers in the London area for people called Thomas John Coates. I rang up four or five, said I was looking for a friend of mine called Tom Coates, but I thought I'd come through to the wrong number, and then asked them their age. I don't know why I did it really. Felt a bit shaky after ringing a three or four and decided to stop.</p>
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<p>You know what weirds me out? My father was a computer programmer for <a href="http://www.icl.com/">ICL</a> in the early 70s. I know that much. So while he'd be over sixty now, if he's still alive, I doubt that he's completely computer illiterate. So what are the chances that he's done a vanity search on the web for his own name? And it's pretty much identical to mine. So it's quite likely he's seen this site. It's quite likely he's <b>been</b> here. That's what gets to me. That he might have <b>been</b> here and still not got in touch.</p>
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<p>There's only one thing in the news worth even discussing today, and that's the attack on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center. It's impossible to get through to almost any news sites at the moment, but the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a> is still up and running if you need to know what's going on: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/wtccrash/0,1300,550197,00.html">Guardian Special Report</a>. I'm going to refrain from comment until things have calmed down a bit, but in the meantime, if you want to discuss it, I suggest getting over to the Underground where various issues <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=5">are being discussed</a>.</p>
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<p>September 11th 2001 was the busiest posting day ever for <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, as thousands of people ran to the web for information, discussion and to put their experiences in view of the world. <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> also launched a short-term <a href="http://page.blogger.com/search_attack.pyra">Attack Search Page</a> so that the world can get first hand accounts of what's happened and what people are saying about the attacks. The same trend - running for information from the web - seems to have gripped the planet, resulting in the <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,46706,00.html">largest stress on the Internet ever</a> - unfortunately with many people using the free, international space to <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,46725,00.html">blame and threaten</a> countries, religions, ethnic groups and cultures across the world. Various sites have taken the strain of getting information out to the people, including <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> and <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> as major sites like <a href="http://www.cnn.com">CNN</a> and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a> temporarily collapse under the strain. To all New Yorkers - friends and strangers alike - while we fear what is yet to come, our hearts are with you at this time. And via <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Brainsluice</a>, the <a href="http://www.portalofevil.com/news/wtc49.jpg">picture that says it all</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm opening up the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith Webzine</a> for first person experiences and reactions to the situation in New York. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">E-mail me your experiences and thoughts</a>.</p>
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<p>The first piece comes through to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/">Barbelith</a>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000049.shtml">The World Trade Center</a>:"I don't think I will ever be able to forget how that felt - when that first tower fell, I swear that I could feel the lives of those people disappearing... Most of the day, I just felt hollow and empty, and frightened about how the world was going to change." <b>Matthew Perpetua</b> is in New York.</p>
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<p><b>Today's newspaper front pages:</b> UK: From the guardian's website, all the <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/gallery/0,7793,550650,00.html">front pages</a> in one place. US: From <a href="http://www.poynter.org">poynter.org</a>: a collation of the American press' <a href="http://www.poynter.org/Terrorism/PDF1.htm">Front Pages</a>.</p>
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<p>Donate on the <b>Amazon</b> <a href="http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/paypage/PKAXFNQH7EKCX/058-1212417-2290605">Red Cross Disaster Relief Page</a>.</p>
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<p>The next few days are going to be critical. Make sure you don't get caught up in the hysteria. Let your head make the decisions for you and try and feel comfortable going against the tide. <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,46747,00.html">Attacks on civil liberties</a> are already being made on the basis of security. This must not be allowed to continue. Privacy (from surveillance, and to use cryptography) remain fundamental to online freedom, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise... There is <b>no</b> good reason for taking away our right to privacy.</p>
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<p>What you see above is a syndicated piece of code that will carry the latest news about the disaster at the WRC and Pentagon, as well as help people support the relief efforts. Many of us don't really know what to write about at the moment - well this is a step in the right direction. There's a team of volunteers finding appropriate news stories behind the scenes and it seems like a good idea to just stick it up on one's site for at least a week after the events. It's a simple piece of code to insert into your pages - and I'd ask you to do it, please.</p>
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<p>I'm not sure whether I should be linking to this. It's an article from <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> - a comment piece - called <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,551036,00.html">They can't see why they are hated</a>. It's about the reaction to the events in New York and Washington from everyday Americans, who are viewing it as an attack by faceless madmen. The article goes into details about the way that the American government has treated much of the developing world and the Middle East - and how (particularly in Afghanistan) the very same people that they are now blaming for the attack were trained by the CIA. America has to look to its actions abroad and decide how it wants to interact with the world. If it doesn't then we will have learnt nothing from this whole catastrophe.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000049">Michael Moore speaks</a> about the recent events in the US:</p>
<blockquote>When the Soviet Union occupied Afghanistan, the CIA trained him and his buddies in how to commits acts of terrorism against the Soviet forces. It worked! The Soviets turned and ran. Bin
Laden was grateful for what we taught him and thought it might be fun to use those same techniques against us.<br /><br />
We abhor terrorism -- unless we're the ones doing the terrorizing.<br /><br />
We paid and trained and armed a group of terrorists in Nicaragua in the 1980s who killed over 30,000 civilians. That was OUR work. You and me. Thirty thousand murdered civilians and who the hell even remembers!<br /><br />
We fund a lot of oppressive regimes that have killed a lot of innocent people, and we never let the human suffering THAT causes to interrupt our day one single bit. We have orphaned so many children, tens of thousands around the world, with our taxpayer-funded terrorism (in Chile, in Vietnam, in Gaza, in Salvador) that I suppose we shouldn't be too surprised when those orphans grow
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<p><strong>Background</strong>: <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2001/07/gerecht.htm">The Counterterrorist Myth</a></p>
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<p>The full experience of going to, and coming from the World Trade Center in pictures in chronological order: <a href="http://webcamnow.com/wtc/">framerate.net</a>.</p>
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<p>I am extraordinarily tired and frayed at the moment. I look around me and everyone is engaged in the worship of this tragedy. Much like with Princess Diana, everyone is busy <b>feeling</b>. Some people are mourning, some are in violent rages. Everything that is being done is being done on instinct, and while we're busy wondering what will happen, civil liberties are under threat (worldwide), ethnic minorities are being hounded (worldwide) and cities are building trenches to hide in when the inevitable apocalypse rains down from the sky. There's a danger in uniting countries - do they unite behind the attitudes of the progressive, the mournful, the violent? And does anyone have the strength - or the inclination - to work through the issues from the beginning. At the moment, people are all running in one direction, and no one knows whether it's the future or a cliff...</p>
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<p>The BBC's attempts to start a new digital youth channel <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/tv_and_radio/newsid_1543000/1543299.stm">have failed</a>, in an extraordinarily bizarre decision by the culture secretary. Interestingly, the blocked channel was to be called BBC Three, which (since BBC Four was passed) will result in an interesting hole in the TV pages...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,551529,00.html">Don't inflate the size of the enemy to fit the crime</a>: "Searching for parallels to help them understand what has happened and what they should do next, Americans cite Pearl Harbour. A better reference would be the Cuban missile crisis. Then, as now, the United States had a new and untried president, John F Kennedy, and faced a danger that the wrong moves could turn a bad situation into a worse one.".</p>
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<p>The terrifying lunacy of America's fringe manifests itself: <a href="http://www.washblade.com/national/frames/alt/b2.htm">Falwell blames gays, liberal groups for terrorist attacks</a> [<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/10267">Metafilter</a>]. This is why it is not simply enough to mourn - people must investigate the background of these events before they can make sense of them. Otherwise the extremists in the west will make this battle their own. [<a href="<a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/D56D567D6295519F482568D100055563">song of the moment?</a>">Song of the moment?</a>]</p>
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<p>Check your level of <a href="http://www.psychologynet.org/dscreen.html">mental health</a>.</p>
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<p><b>8.30am:</b> Tom awakens on the sofa in the sitting room. He has spent the night there and feels stiff, cold and creaky.</P>
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<p>From the Guardian's letters pages, via <A href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachingo/">linkmachinego</a>: The omnipotence of American culture and childhood innocence ended in our house on September 11. I sat with my young son watching the images from the World Trade Centre. Suddenly we saw people hanging from the windows at the top of the stricken tower. "Mum," he said, "where's Spiderman? He could save them." Later, as I tucked him up in bed, he asked sleepily, "Is Spiderman not real, mum?" [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/letters/story/0,3604,551605,00.html">link</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000050.shtml">New York: On the Ground</a> - "I could feel the heat three hundred yards away; everything on four or five floors, people and office equipment, came raining down on the crowd. We all ran north while it fell and got away before it hit because it was high up. As I glanced back I saw the contents of the floors: all on fire, people and building, killed without a second to reconsider their life. <b>George Minarik</b> was in New York."</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~hancockd/lotd.htm" title="an excerpt from a subterranean diary">Lie of the Day</a><!--
This link seemed terribly (in the true awful meaning of the word) appropriate
under the circumstances, but I'm not foolish or insensitive enough to put this
out for general consumption. ***Lie of the day***: "American foreign policy
since the 2nd World War has been aimed at encouraging the development
of autonomous democracies which act in the best interests of their citizens.
America is especially harsh when dealing with despots and tyrants, and normally
will only extend `most favoured trade status', or otherwise subsidise barbarous
regimes, as a result of simple administrative error (e.g. confusing the spelling
of China with that of Sweden, Indonesia with Eire, or Burma with Belgium)
rather than as a result of deliberate policy aimed at perpetuating some form
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<p>When you are bored and have nothing to do, you do stupid stupid things. This is actually the result of following a tutorial on teaching oneself complex Photoshop operations (although god knows you can't tell by looking at it):</p>
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<p><b>Cool</b>: Hadn't noticed this before. Go to <a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/index.html">Webmonkey</a> and hover over the little monkey's wrench!</p>
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<p><b>Needed: a new age of enlightenment:</b> "You'd think that every possible angle would already have been covered by people writing about the events of September 11th. So why am I writing this, and why now? Because in all the media coverage I've seen so far, nobody has been asking the right, the important, questions. Like: why did this happen, what circumstances got us into a de facto state of undeclared war with the Islamic world, and what can we realistically do to prevent those circumstances from ever recurring." [<a href="http://www.antipope.org/charlie/rant/bombing.rant.html">link</a> via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prolific</a>]</p>
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<p>I've got my hands on a few previews of upcoming American TV series, and I'm planning to plough my way through them over the next few days. First up is <a href="http://www.fox.com/24/">24</a>. Kiefer Sutherland stars in this high-concept piece of TV programming. The series contains 24 episodes, each one is in real time and occupies one hour of one day. In the first episode the Counter Terrorist Unit of LA hears about a potential threat on a US senator, who may or may not have something to hide. In the meantime, our hero's daughter has gone missing.</p>
<p>Watch out for this series, because it's pretty damn good. It's fast-paced, uses a lot of split screen techniques to keep you informed as to what's happening at any one time and it's pretty involving. My main anxiety is that people won't be prepared to spend nearly six months watching one tight and short story - and that we'll get bored of Kiefer's clothing.</p>
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<p>A month after the film opened, usatoday confronts the burning question of our times: <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/enter/movies/2001-08-02-apes.htm">"What the hell was the ending of Planet of the Apes about?"</a>.</p>
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<p>This afternoon I made my very first ever <b>Flash movie</b>. I've struggled with Flash before, many many years ago, and found going through the instructions supplied with it so frustratingly awful that I gave up and consigned myself to the 'bit technically dim' category. But today I decided to confront my demons and go hell for leather, and having discovered a <A href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/multimedia/shockwave_flash/tutorials/tutorial8.html">considerably more helpful article at Webmonkey</a>, I can now present <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tomsfirstmovie.swf">some circles, moving</a>. I can't believe that I am so ridiculously proud of this absurdly simple (and basically broken) piece of rubbish. Sigh.</p>
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<p>Just when you begin to think that the threat of an escalating conflict is behind us - or at least that enough distance has emerged to make a World War less likely - <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/wtccrash/story/0,1300,553825,00.html">the Taliban declares holy war on the US</a>. And it must be bad, because it's forcing idiots like Jerry Falwell to make <a href="http://www.falwell.com/">half-hearted apologies</a> for saying that it's the fault of feminists, gay people and liberals.</p>
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<p>Third pilot of the week is <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0285333">Alias</a>. When a young woman reveals to her fiancé that she works for the CIA, he is executed by a hit squad hired by her employers. How she deals with this, whether her employers are <b>actually</b> the CIA, and what she needs to stay alive and redeem the loss of her lover are the questions addressed in the first part of the series - which is essentially yet another <b>Nikita</b> rip-off with a couple of twists. That's not to say it isn't entertaining, because it is. That's not to say it isn't exciting, because it is. And that's not to say it doesn't have potential, because it does. But it'll have to do something new pretty soon to maintain people's interest.</p>
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<p>Does anyone have the slightest idea when <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0102494">My Own Private Idaho</a> might be coming out on DVD? I miss <a href="http://www.multimania.com/issla/River/idaho_captures/Idaho0872.jpg">River Phoenix</a>. When I visited Kerry in LA, we went to a shop directly opposite the Viper Room where he died.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> just threw me a list of songs with <a href="http://www.hitsdailydouble.com/news/songs.html">questionable lyrics</a> that she found on the web. Songs - presumably - that people have decided not to play during the current events. Which possibly explains why everyone feels so suffocated. Part of me thinks that some of these songs <b>should</b> be being played. Why can't John Lennon's <b>Imagine</b> be heard? It's message should be more true now than at any other time, surely? And "Walk Like An Egyptian"? What possible reason could there be for not playing that? [<a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/SongUnid/E3F9C58CB1B3BD6E4825697D00320566">lyrics</a>]. And while I understand why it's not being played, I desperately need to hear REM's "It's the End of the World as We Know It" at the moment. There has to be some release for the anxiety that seems to be building again.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.disinfo.com">Disinformation</a> is back, and with a range of perspectives on events in America over the last week.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/article/id1578/pg1/">US terrorist attacks: due to circumstances beyond our control . . .</a>: "The anti-globalist movement has existed at the fringes of American politics for several reasons. Understanding these reasons reveals the hidden complexity and undercurrents of the American political landscape. A more in-depth understanding can also serve as a buffer against the perils of groupthink."</p>
<p><a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/article/id1579/pg1/">Terrorism and witch hunts</a>: "'Inevitable Ring to the Unimaginable' by Australian journalist John Pilger, argues that "the US and its sidekicks, principally Britain, have exercised, flaunted, and abused their wealth and power 'for so long they shouldn't be surprised if those they have victimized fight back.' Among many examples, he cites the 200,000 Iraqis killed during the Gulf War, and the million others who have since died in Iraq as a result of US/UK sanctions, and concludes that 'Western terror is part of the recent history of imperialism.'
This perspective is directly contradicted by former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger's 'Response Must Destroy the Network that Shelters Terrorism.' Kissinger writes that countries harboring terrorists 'must pay an exorbitant price' (ironic given that the US trained and funded Bin Laden and at least a few of the hijackers) and calls the World Trade Center attacks 'a threat to our social way of life and to our existence as a free society.'"</p>
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<p>In another article from disinformation, there is discussion about the <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/article/id1580/pg1/">memetic effects of Hollwood imagery</a>. Although the article strays dangerously close to advocating censorship on the grounds of 'putting ideas into people's heads' it does question the relationship between the Spectacle and political and terrorist action. Perhaps it's only understandable that a radical politician of a fundamentalist country should try to make a movie in which the 'bad guys win'.</p>
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<p>OK - this is <b>exactly</b> why I love <b>Wil Wheaton's</b> weblog so much: <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/greymatter/archives/00000052.htm">Son of SpongeBob Vega$Pants</a>: "So I get to the hallway where we're set up for autographs, and, as I am walking up the hallway, I see Dorn, Marina, Renee, Kate Mulgrew, and WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. Shatner has always been a dick to me, but I want to say hi, so I approach them, and I say, "Hi! How you guys doin?" Everyone returns my greeting, even Kate, who I don't know, at all. Never even been introduced. Everyone, that is, except WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER! Old toupee-head won't even look at me! I don't know what this guy's problem is, really. I think he's very funny, I think he's got a great sense of humor about himself, but he is always a dick to me."</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a>: <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com/">Buffy Lives</a>.</p>
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<p>Every Buffy fan with a high-bandwidth connection (particularly those that don't live in the US) needs to go to this <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/buffy.html">poorly assembled page of mine</a> and have some fun.</p>
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<p>One of the coolest, sickest, sites I've seen in a long time, <a href="http://www.uncelebrity.com/">uncelebrity.com</a> lets you say <b>exactly</b> what you'd like to do with your favourite stars. I don't know whether I'm more alarmed by the sweet 'I want to walk with him on a beach' ones or the full on dodgy porno wank fantasy ones. I don't know which ones are funnier either...</p>
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<p>Tom's third Flash movie was built by request of Mo of <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan.com</a> and is a rather poor representation of the good man himself. The first representation was astonishingly good. But I lost that somehow, and couldn't find a way to get it back. I wonder what I'll make tomorrow.</p>
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<p>Last Tuesday morning, before the disaster at the World Trade Center, I had a very different anxiety on my mind. I had a job interview at the <b>BBC</b> for a position as online producer for <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/">BBC films</a>. Everyone I knew was going 'apply for it, Tom - it's ideal for you' - and I basically agreed. It seemed like the kind of job that my experience was <b>designed</b> to fill, and in a really good company with lots of opportunities for development. The night before I was shivering with fear - there seemed to be more than normal resting on getting this job. It had been the first major opportunity that I'd had to work somewhere that I was actually excited about for months. On the morning of the interview however I got some slightly startling news. Two other companies, EMAP and Captial Radio, were keen for me to come in and do some freelance work for them. And in only a couple of weeks' time as well.</p>
<p>Interviews are interviews, and they'll always be hellish and I'll never be any good at them. I'm completely incapable of regulating my tone - I prefer discussions rather than Q&A sessions, and so I was immediately wrong-footed when they asked me what my favourite movie was. A question that may seem obvious to people, but has little or no bearing on whether or not you are actually good enough at running a film site. When the interview was over I felt strangely confident, although that confidence faded fairly swiftly. I met an old colleague from <a href="http://www.timeout.com">TimeOut.com</a> for lunch afterwards - he'd been in the interview before me, and we talked about the job and tried to relax and have fun.</p>
<p>Now it's a week later and I haven't heard anything from the BBC at all. Normally this wouldn't be a worry, but because I have to inform these other potential employers about whether or not I can do their contracts, it's beginning to alarm me. I asked them when I'd hear at the interview, and they told me the beginnng of this week, but I'm sure that events around the world will have had some impact on their schedules. In the meantime, I'm feeling increasingly nervous about my future prospects once I get past this patch. No one is employing, except for contract work. People are being let go left, right and centre. I really need a break...</p>
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<p>Ah. Ah well. Nope. No job for me with the BBC.</p>
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<p>Regular lurkers to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> may have noticed that I've instituted a procedure that means that you <b>have</b> to be registered in order to read the site. I didn't want to have to do this, and hopefully it will be a short-term measure, but I'm testing it to see whether or not it has substantial impact on the bandwidth that the site takes up. At the moment, the only alternative to this process is a system of rolling blackouts, whereby the site is taken offline for the last week of the month to alleviate running costs. On the bright side, a good thirty or forty people have registered overnight, which suggests there always were a good block of people who read but didn't register. It's nice to have some confirmation of that...</p>
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<p>After a certain amount of deliberation, I've removed <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/update">infoshare</a> from <b>plasticbag.org</b>. My reasoning? The news is gradually turning towards an update on the potential war situation we find ourselves in, rather than being a way of keeping people informed about a very specific disaster. It's ceasing to function on Saturday anyway.</p>
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<p>Tom, rather poorly, reviews <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/09/18/superman_2_1980_review.shtml">Superman II</a>: "The film's message may be a clich�d staple of comic books - with great power comes great responsibility - but it's handled with sincerity and skill. So much so that even Richard Lester's lapses into camp humour and cheesy patriotism don't derail the feel-good adventure fun."</p>
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<p>An American in LA has just watched <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117293">Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills</a> and insists that I must watch it immediately. Except of course that I doubt very much that I'd be able to. <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk">Amazon.co.uk</a> doesn't appear to have it, and it doesn't appear to have been released in the UK for cinema or video release. Every so often I forget that the US and UK are completely different countries, half a world away from one another. I somehow assume that everything that you can get access to in the US can be bought or found here somewhere. But it's just not true.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> bandwidth bills for September look like they are going to be around the $120 mark. Which is not completely unreasonable, I suppose, and likely to be met by the donations that I've already received from the people who regularly use the site. But is this any way to maintain a site long-term? I can't keep scrabbling for cash every month to pay the escalating bills.</p>
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<p>God, I write crap. Every so often I look back at what I produce - what I write - what I put out into the public arena - and I'm ashamed of myself. I can't tell whether it's because my thoughts are stagnating, or because I'm too stressed to think things through properly, or whether I have got used to using <b>plasticbag.org</b> as a braindump rather than as a notepad. But I look back at the kind of writing I'm producing and it's just <b>awful</b>. Why do any of you people read this stuff? What <b>possible</b> benefit could you get from it?</p>
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<p>So I'm watching this TV program rather than do any work, and it's about properties that are for sale around the UK - the slightly weirder, more beautiful, <i>stranger</i> places to buy, live and work in. Suddenly this incredible place comes up on screen. Am underground fort - victorian in origin - later used as a kind of way-station for troops in World War Two. Full of underground rooms, and over three miles of tunnels and rooms which were previously gun placements. My mouth hit the floor. I was in love with <a href="http://www.argonet.co.uk/users/dmoore/fortlog/bors.htm">Fort Borstal</a>.</p>
<p>It didn't take long for my mind to start working overtime, imagining corridors lined with cabling, huge underground server rooms, places to live, places to work, places to play. A huge, underground hi-tech geek utopia of weird thinkers, dreamers and weirdos. I talked to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> about it immediately and he got just as excited as I had. But how much would it cost? How much would a disused, run-down underground metropolis <b>cost</b>? Three million? Five million?</p>
<p>No. One hundred and seventy-five thousand pounds - an amount of money that you couldn't buy a two bedroom flat in decent parts of London with. It would cost hundreds of thousands, millions even, to get the whole thing up and running, but for an initial outlay, it's nothing. Absolutely nothing. It was sold, in the end, to a woman from South London who wanted to buy goats.</p>
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<p>The <b>sheer blind fury</b> of writing a long piece (ironically about anti-war protests and Tariq Ali) and then losing it due to a system crash or failed internet connection is familiar to all those who maintain a weblog of any description, unless possibly they are using Unix in a bomb-shelter with its own generator. That's forty-five minutes of my life that I'll never get back.</p>
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<p>Noam Chomsky - always a startlingly intelligent man - has said some of the most insightful and terrifying things about the current situation around the world. A recent transcript has been posted on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000144">Barbelith</a>. A couple of excerpts from his interview follow:</p>
<blockquote>"It is also widely recognized that Bin Laden and others like him are praying for 'a great assault on Muslim states,' which will cause 'fanatics to flock to his cause' (Jenkins, and many others.). That too is familiar. The escalating cycle of violence is typically welcomed by the harshest and most brutal elements on both sides, a fact evident enough from the recent history of the Balkans, to cite only one of many cases."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"The decade-long US-British assault against the civilian population of Iraq has devastated the society and caused hundreds of thousands of deaths while strengthening Saddam Hussein - who was a favored friend and ally of the US and Britain right through his worst atrocities."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"The U.S. and much of the West, prefers a more comforting story. To quote the lead analysis in the <i>New York Times</i> (Sept. 16), the perpetrators acted out of "hatred for the values cherished in the West as freedom, tolerance, prosperity, religious pluralism and universal suffrage." U.S. actions are irrelevant, and therefore need not even be mentioned (Serge Schmemann). This is a convenient picture, and the general stance is not unfamiliar in intellectual history; in fact, it is close to the norm. It happens to be completely at variance with everything we know, but has all the merits of self-adulation and uncritical support for power."</blockquote>
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<p>I used to be so much better at this stuff than I am now. In the past, people would <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/1764">post on Metafilter</a> if my site went down. And they wrote really nice things about <a href="http://www.haddock.org/directory/search/?s=barbelith">how good I was at HTML and design</a> and stuff. No longer. I am a relic of a more childlike time on the web, when people could be impressed by pretty colours and occasional non-imbecilic utterances.</p>
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<p>The whole world is talking about <a href="http://www.tributetoheroes.org/">A Tribute to Heroes</a> this morning. Apparently it was shown simultaneously on forty American TV stations - well it was also live on BBC1 and ITV1 in the UK, starting at 2am and finishing at 4am. I decided to watch it, and I can't say that I wasn't moved by it. But in the back of mind the whole time I was thinking that the people who supported the attacks on America could have watched the show and - almost to a song - found strength in them for <b>their</b> cause. And I was thinking that the same people could have heard the speeches of some of the celebrities, changed the name of the institution that they were fighting for, and they'd have believed it just as forcefully as America does. I watched Tom Petty, one of my favourite musicians in my youth, singing "Won't Back Down" with steely eyes and tightly drawn lips. And I imagined some shadowy figure facing him singing exactly the same thing. I think that scared me more than anything else.</p>
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<p>Phil Zimmerman struggles with the possibility that <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A1234-2001Sep20.html">terrorists could have been using PGP</a>. We should all remember that tools like encryption, like the internet, like the telephone, like the petrol engine - all of these things empower <b>everyone</b> - good or bad alike, and that the tools shouldn't be blamed for the actions of the people who use them.</p>
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<p>Astonishing discovery of the week - the thing that has made life worth living? <b>Orange and Cranberry Barley Water</b>. What a genius idea. I'm in love.</P>
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<p><b>Just seen:</b> Nestle do an advert for <a href="http://www.pragma-interactive.net/projectes/nestle/p_frosted.shtml">Frosted and Coco Shreddies</a> with the tagline "Too tasty for geeks". I hereby propose a boycott of all Shreddies related products. Rise up, geek brother and sisters.</p>
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<p>Brilliantly, I've managed to completely underestimate the amount of freelance work that I have to get done. What seemed initially to be just a question of knocking up twelve HTML pages in a template that I've already built has suddenly turned into navigational development, the complete rewriting of a section of code that currently appears buried in forty different pages and the generation of a completely different set of templates to handle what was <b>supposed</b> to be an easy transition from one part of a site to another. Suddenly I find myself consumed by an excess of work that I could have easily accomplished if I'd given myself a little more time to do so.</p>
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<p>Prince William explains why he decided to miss Fresher's Week at St. Andrews: "I thought I would probably end up in a gutter completely wrecked, and the people I had met that week wouldn't end up being my friends anyway." [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/scotland/newsid_1558000/1558443.stm">BBC</a>]</p>
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<p>"Still I'd rather be famous than righteous and holy. Anyday, anyday, anyday."</p>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.peoplenews.com/style">Peoplenews</a>, Brendan Fraser is about to take to the stage at the Lyric Theatre in a new production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. And he'll be wearing boxer shorts. And little else. Not that I care, you understand. Nothing to do with me.</p>
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<p>I started my contract at <a href="http://www.emap.com">EMAP</a> yesterday, which might explain the lack of recent entries. I'll try and be better behaved today.</p>
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<p>One of the horrors of working with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> is that he keeps coming up with incredibly inventive ways of taking the piss. One such example is <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/graph.php">this</a>, which effectively tracks precisely how much work I've done in any given hour. If he survives the week, it will be a miracle.</p>
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<p>From the sick minds at <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta.com</a> comes <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/kill/g.php?k=1001428287">Kill Tom Coates</a>. Interestingly, this post has nothing to do with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>. Even though he's really annoying. And stuff.</p>
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<p>Late night lunacy from the mouth of <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com/archive/2001_09_23_dragonthiefarchive.html#5905653">Evil Michael</a>, who seems to have declared war on frustrated bus conductors. All power to him.</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/damage.map.html">sheer effect of the World Trade Center collapse</a> on Manhattan's buildings is brought home with CNN's 3D map.</p>
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<p>Barbelith Underground has received 305,000 page impressions this month so far. That doesn't include the webzine. Bandwidth is, however, stabilising - even if the board is not. Does anyone know of any good ways of maintaining the stability of a UBB6 board?</p>
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<p>The Onion: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html">God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule</a></p>
<blockquote>Growing increasingly wrathful, God continued: "Can't you people see? What are you, morons? There are a ton of different religious traditions out there, and different cultures worship Me in different ways. But the basic message is always the same: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Shintoism... every religious belief system under the sun, they all say you're supposed to love your neighbors, folks! It's not that hard a concept to grasp."</blockquote>
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<p>I wish I was at the <a href="http://seybold2001.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$64">personal publishing response to the WTC disaster</a> panel today. It would be interesting to hear what everyone had to say, and it would be nice to be able to give a perspective on the news from outside the US.</p>
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<p>My college room-mate has got engaged. I never know what to say in these circumstances except congratulations! Well done, Fenner, old chap. The woman's clearly insane. I hope you'll both be really happy!</p>
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<p>Possibly the best headline that I've ever written goes as follows: <b>Britney's home raided, Britney remains untouched...</b> [<a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/news/3/3/3/">full story</a>]</p>
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<p>Max and Liz to go Bonnie and Clyde in the new series of Roswell? Say it's so! [<a href="http://www.upn.com">UPN.com</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Tiny Tom Adventures:</b> Being one potential direction for a project I'm working on at the moment which will almost certainly come to nothing or stress me out or both:</p>
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<p>All week at work I've been using an old Apple laptop and it's cemented in my mind exactly how much I need an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook/">iBook</a> and how much I want to try <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/">OSX</a> and how cool and useful <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/applications/office/">Office X looks</a>. Now all I need is a couple of grand.</p>
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<p>Political cartoons and infographics from around the world have been posted on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000190">Barbelith</a>. Well worth a look.</p>
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<p><b>Age and Computer Games:</b> I am (barely) old enough to remember Pong before it got <a href="http://www.liquid.se/pong.html">3D</a>. <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo</a> isn't old enough to remember <a href="http://www.xenakisworld.com/hydrogen/histories.html">Elite</a> on the BBC (which I used to play in the flint 'New Buildings' at school). When I think of the games that I used to love when I first got my own computer I think of <a href="http://www.planetzarquon.com/2000.09/09-06-2000.html">Paradroid on the Commodore 64</a>. <b>What do you think of?</b></p>
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<p><b>Today on <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000053.shtml">Shamanism in a Nutshell (I)</a> - "Shamanism, a widely misunderstood and misused word, has been used to describe everything from tribal magicians, spiritual healers, medicine men, and sometimes any nature based form of spirituality, magic, or religion. This broad and vague usage brings with it a lot of miscommunication and confusion. <b>Lothar Tuppan</b> investigates."</p>
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<p>Over the last week I've been holding down a full-time job while working a couple of hours a night trying to polish of a piece of freelance work that even now is still lingering around my head. And over the next week, I have yet more to do. I've only been managing five or six hours sleep a night at most. On Thursday evening, when I was trying to prepare for an interview the following day, it all got a bit too much.</p>
<p>I was cooking some pasta with my flatmate Kate. When I picked up the pan I splashed my hand with boiling water. Reacting on reflex my arm twitched more, splashing more water onto my arm and onto Kate's sleeve. I started swearing - my arm was hurting, and part put down, part threw down, the pan. Filled with horror about Kate's arm (which was completely fine), I started apologising profusely - looking at all the hot water on the floor and the mingling pasta shapes, and running my arm under the cold tap. I had a sudden flash that I was clearly simply incapable of running my life to even the slightest degree - a feeling compounded by not getting the job at the BBC and the last six months of fighting for money and worrying about bills. A minor emotional collapse followed, only calmable by a substantial couple of shots of neat vodka. The following day, I felt fine - and managed to get to my interview in plenty of time, smart and collected. Only to discover that I'd prepared by looking at completely the wrong site. I came home early that evening and promptly slept for twelve hours.</p>
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<p>I'm spending some of the afternoon adding rooms to Cal's "Choose your own adventure" game. Rather than introduce you to the game from the beginning, where it's experienced a fair amount of 'game-rot', I'm going to introduce it to you from the point at which I started adding rooms - lost in the foliage, you have decided to scour the ground for a tunnel. Finding two, you have chosen the one with the humming noise and the faint green light.... Now <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/choose/room.php?room=552&from=331&opt=2">choose your own adventure</a>.... [<b>REQUEST</b> - please try and keep the plot in character and mood - it would be interesting to see how this might emerge...]</p>
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<p>Would you shag <a href="http://www.haddock.org/matt/usa97/pics/matt_ny.jpg">this man</a>? If so, then why not contact him via <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">his website</a>.</p>
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<p>So what has the vast increase in budget meant for the cast of Buffy? <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/features/010907/falltvpreview/2001/buffy.html">''More whores,'' says Nicholas Brendon, who plays Xander. ''Many, many, many more whores.''
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<p>Two pieces of news for independent content producers - firstly that <a href="http://www.wpdfd.com/MiniMono.htm">MiniMono TrueType Fonts</a> are now for sale for $8 and secondly that we are only a week away from the launch of <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>. Both of these things interest me.</p>
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<p>100 screen shots of news sites the day of the WTC disaster is both interesting historically and for design purposes. It's quite easy to see which ones direct you well to the story immediately. [<a href="http://www.interactivepublishing.net/september/scroll.php">link</a>] It would be interesting if someone had done the same thing for weblogs.</p>
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<p>Whatever mad things may come out of her mouth (if you ask me too much 'relaxation', 'fun' and 'time' are <b>very</b> dangerous things), it's great to have <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> back, and wonderful to be able to see <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/gallery/hol.shtml">how good a time she had</a>. Welcome home, love.</p>
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<p>Whatever happened to <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">MoMorgan.com</a>? The retrospective show at the ICA starts today...</p>
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<p>Could <a href="http://linklust.com/">LinkLust</a> be the European answer to <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>? Only time will tell...</p>
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<p>Weird stats from <a href="http://www.waxy.org/mefi/">Metafilter</a>. I joined the site in July of 2000 - over a year ago - and knew about it for a good four or five months before then. I first posted about the site in March 2000 - a full eighteen months ago. If I remember correctly, I was <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_03_12_secret_archive.shtml#86693">whining about SXSW</a> - which I really wanted to go to and couldn't - and which I don't think I'll be able to make this year either. I love Metafilter - I just wish there was some way to tell in advance whether I was going to be interested in a thread...</p>
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<p>I'm not sure that the design for <a href="http://www.mirthe.f2s.com/weblog/thoughts.php">The Hermit's Tower</a> is supposed to look like it does on a Mac - but it's an enjoyable read, so I'll forgive it quite a lot.</p>
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<p>What's going on? Have I missed something? When did everyone start taking all this stuff <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk/2001_10_01_yesterblog.html#6077661">so seriously</a>?</p>
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<p>Two of the cutest and coolest things you'll ever see in your life, courtesy of Denise Wilton: <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/rabbit.html">Rabbit</a> and <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/monkey.html">Monkey</a>. There are more but they're too good for you and you'd blow up if you had them all together. Be patient. I'll make her put them all online. <b>Link lust on!</b></p>
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<p>So the project that I'm doing editorial work for is beginning to look quite exciting. It's very much in a beta-phase - final design and functionality is still being resolved, and I'm still scouting around to find the best tone for the place. But there's still something here that all of you can play with.</p>
<p>The site is called <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">thecelebnetwork.com</a> - and it's essentially a community site - its heart and soul is the messageboard. The site is there for people to post to when they see celebrities, to talk about the latest trashy celebrity news, and to find out all kinds of useless information that they'll be able to show-off with down the pub with there friends. <b>Examples:</b> Over the last few weeks I have found out that Madonna's just recoved from a hernia, that Sharon Stone's brain blew up and that <b>even</b> Calista Flockhart is fed up of Ally McBeal being such a whiny old bird.</p>
<p>So now I'm directing other people to come and play on the message board - come and discuss the latest absurd celebrity news, find out where Sade gets her Jamaican foodstuffs - seek out celebrities on push bikes. And give us all the feedback that you can manage (do it on the board if you want - we'd all love to hear it), so that by the time we launch it properly, it will be the best it can be. And in the meantime I'll leave you with a little piece of my most recent news:</p>
<blockquote><b>Scientologists look forward to a future of ponies, children and global thermonuclear war</b> While stars like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Jenna Elfman preside over the opening of a San Franciscan Scientology center for children, their 'church' elders are busy building a vast underground bunker just in case of nuclear war. Should a blast incinerate much of America and bring about a global winter lasting decades, those few that remain will have the company of the Pulp Fiction star, his wife, that guy that was in Mission Impossible and some bint off TV. Our future is clearly safe in their hands. Jenna Elfman is reported to have said, "We are not one to be caught off guard." [<a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/9/9/6/">discuss this item</a>]</blockquote>
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<p>Of course we all love <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>. He's all clever and ... technical. And his work is in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4269540,00.html">Guardian</a> today - the astonishing <a href="http://www.pixelflo.com/008/">Web Trumps</a> has been mentioned once more. And I'm delighted to say that I appear on one of the cards. What a guy...</p>
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<p><b>Review time: </b>In which Tom reviews <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/10/02/txs_chainsaw_massacre_1974_dvd_review.shtml">The Texas Chainsaw Massacre</a>. My favourite part of this review is my taster for it: "Lo-fi, terrifying, remorseless horror with its tongue firmly not in cheek, but instead cut off with a power tool. Watch at your peril."</p>
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<p>I'm going to a press preview of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0230600">The Others</a> with <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. I will, of course, let you know what it's like.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> launches on Monday, and I'll be one of the first inline to download it and try out an installation of it. I'm really quite excited about this - partially because I'm interested in any system that allows me to import files from <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. It's not that I would choose to leave them, but that the ability to do so protects nearly two years of writing from possible destruction. I would have a copy that I could back up in a way that would be accessible to other CMS's. I'm also interested in it because I'm interested in Content Management Systems full-stop. Seems to me that the world needs a low-cost / free / multi-functional CMS and Movable Type could be it. [<a href="http://www.writetheweb.com/read.php?item=115">MT interviewed at WriteTheWeb</a>]</p>
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<p>Will the <a href="http://webloggerusergroup.manilasites.com/">Weblogger User Group</a> have the same triumphs, friendship-creation and back-biting components of UK weblogging? I can only hope so.</p>
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<p><b>Diary of a movie-goer:</b> As <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_10_01_expired.html#6131745">Davo has reported</a>, he and I went to see <a href="http://www.theothers.com/">The Others</a> on Thursday night, and I have to say that I was singularly impressed. The evening was a bit of a farce really. The director was supposed to present the movie, was half an hour late, walked in said something to the effect of "Hello, this is my film" in a kind of Balky-style accent and walked out. This extremely bouncy PR lady kept smiling at us and saying happy things in an Ab Fab kind of way and then the film began.</p>
<p>And essentially it was stunning. It wasn't particularly revolutionary - there's no plot element in there that hasn't been done before - it's a straight down-the-line haunted house story with a couple of quirks that keep it interesting - but it's <b>so</b> well done. The thing is, there are only so many plots connected with haunted house stories, and only so many possible twists - and we've seen them <b>all</b> before. But the way the plot brings them up as possibilities, shuts them down, distracts you completely, leads you in one direction and then pushes you in another - and in such a completely plausible and terrifying fashion - well it's completely worth watching. Four and half stars from our London correspondent...</p>
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<p><b>Diary of a movie-goer: (2)</b> Last night was <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0211915">Amelie</a> night - and what a film. It's strange, quirky, brilliantly put together, surprisingly quiet (the main characters don't seem to talk much at all), occasionally manipulative, often ludicrous, and at heart - a well-intentioned beautiful and upsetting little film. You must see it immediately. Accidental blogmeet territory too - as co-worker <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, friend <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and I met up with occasional freelance employer <b>Danny M-K</b> for swift beer and movie.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachine">The LinkMachine</a>: "I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual. I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here's where the story gets interesting. He was lactose-intolerant. I once sat on a bus and tried to will myself a menstrual cycle. All I ended up with was a sense of failure and a mild neuralgia in my incisor teeth and perhaps a grudging respect for the weaker sex. I love toe cleavage. For the most part I distrust dogs. I slept in a horse once. It was quite roomy. On second thought, it was the Ritz." [<a href="http://www.whysanity.net/monos/austin.html">Who knows...</a>]</p>
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<p>Be there when the board opens to the world - Monday morning at 10am (UK time). In the meantime, if you go to the <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/news/">News</a> section, you can see a highly embarrassing photo of your host (me). The buzz starts here... <b>SPREAD THE WORD</b></p>
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<p>My position on <a href="http://www.linklust.com/?comments=32">Would Atheism be a better solution to the problems of the world?</a> [at <a href="http://www.linklust.com/?comments=32">Linklust</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Ok, I'm only going to ask you once:</b> <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a> is open for business again, and I'd love it if people would come and keep me company on the boards. Just - you know - to see how cool it is....</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">Davo</a> will pay for the short-lived front page to his site. Oh yes. Still. It's a good message, which you should <b>obey</b>. Actually, come to think of it, short-lived is a pretty good description of Davo himself. Nyah hahahaha.</p>
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<p>The horror of <a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/moschops/001britney.jpg">Britney's transparent top</a> - found via <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>.</p>
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<p>Can someone please explain hairdressers to me. I mean, I don't really understand why anyone would do the job. But if you are <b>going</b> to do the job, why is it so difficult to listen to what your client is asking for? I mean, if you went in and said "Hello, I'm trying to grow my hair a little longer, but it's got a bit unruly in recent weeks, could you thin it out and cut it a bit but leave some length..." would you <b>really</b> expect your hair to be cut to within <b>one quarter of an inch</b> at the front? Me either. Sigh. Looking forward to another three month hair-growing experience. Followed by a shouting match with another evil hairdresser <b>no doubt</b>.</p>
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<p><b>Thanks to Duncan Brattel</b></p>
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<p>It's kind of hard to post at the moment to <b>Plasticbag.org</b> - I mean - I am spending all day writing short bits of content, sometimes including links, for a site which is updated constantly throughout the day and which I hope will promote some form of discussion. In a sense I'm weblogging <b>all</b> day - just not on plasticbag.org. I don't want to keep pushing and promoting <A href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a> - even though that's what I'm working on - but in lieu of proper content, here are a few of my recent news stories from the 'other' site:</P>
<blockquote><b>Clooney's Pet Pig Prang</b><br />
George Clooney - movie star and heart-throb - is known for his devotion to his pet pig "Max". This is, bizarrely, not a euphemism. But who does he value more - his friendship to Tommy Hinkley, or Max's life? This was put to the test recently when Hinkley accidentally ran over the poor porcine pet... Hinkley says, "Max is a black pig and it was dark. It seems kind of funny now but at the time it certainly wasn't. We thought he might lose his leg, but it looks like it will be okay." [<a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/1/3/5/2/">Discuss this item</a>]</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>Anthony Hopkins "I'm no tart"</b><br />What's a celebrated actor (known for his masterful rendition of salivating serial killers) to do when a female fan gropes his ass and whispers saucy suggestions in his ear? And in Starbucks of all places? Well, if you were Sir Anthony Hopkins, you'd spin round, remove the offending hand and proclaim, "Excuse me, miss, but I'm no tart!" [<a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/1/3/4/9/">Discuss this item</a>]</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>Billie Piper Survives Virgin Cull</b><br />It's not what you think... Despite Virgin Records purging itself of unprofitable 'talent', Chris Evans' wife and barely post-pubescent pop-star Billie Piper has survived... The record company denied initial reports that the singer, who hasn't released a single for a year, was to be dropped from the label. [<a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/1/3/3/8/">Discuss this item</a>]</blockquote>
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<p>Help archive the web's response to the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. In some ways this was a media event in which television proved its current primacy, but in other ways, the net provided personal stories, insight and reporting / commentary that has never been seen before. All the details are <a href="http://www.webarchivist.org/">here</a>.</p>
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<p>Been playing with <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>. I'm <b>very</b> impressed. Seriously. Expect to see some changes around here sometime soon...</p>
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<p>Pointless fact of the day: <a href="http://www.oftel.gov.uk/publications/1999/numbering/drama599.htm">telephone numbers assigned for use in television and film drama</a>.</p>
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<p>Ok, so we all remember <a href="http://www.megnut.com/misc/eminenya.mp3">Eminenya (warning - big mp3 file from <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut.com</a>) - but I'm looking for about ten really good parody / combo mp3 files out there. Don't send me the files, but send me links to them if they are on the net. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me your suggestions</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a> have redesigned their book information pages - so that they now include actual excerpts from the book themselves - scanned in for you to read and flick through. Not such a relelation, you might think - except that it allows them to have twenty-three page excerpts from <a href="http://makeashorterlink.com/?V3901641">Watchmen</a> (found via <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>) and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/0930289528/reader/8/107-3639479-5601358#reader-link">V for Vendetta</a>. Astonishing. Beautiful. If this doesn't persuade you to buy them I don't know what will.</p>
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<p>Anyone have a solution for my <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?s=3bc59f6707d1ffff;act=ST;f=10;t=12">Movable Type Error</a>?</p>
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<p>Because I can't resist a <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/board/1/5/1/9/">challenge</a>, I present <b>Pingzilla in Paris</b>:</p>
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<p>Phew. A return to the mud-brown background of yesteryear after a month of stolen <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">background</a>. It was kind of supposed to be a joke, but I kept forgetting to turn it back.</p>
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<p>Ok. I give up. If everyone insists that I am the <a href="http://thegrapevine.blogspot.com/">TheGrapevine</a>, then I might as well admit to it.</p>
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<p><b>Recent Questions asked about Movable Type:</b></p>
<p>1) <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?s=3bc810b433a8ffff;act=ST;f=12;t=29">Is a search facility worthwhile?, Like in Greymatter?</a><br />
2) <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?s=3bc810b433a8ffff;act=ST;f=12;t=28">Being able to delete multiple posts (and scroll through entries by page) would be really nice...</a><br />
3) <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?s=3bc810b433a8ffff;act=ST;f=13;t=7">A limit to Blogger exports?</a>
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<p><b>Footprints</b>:</p>
<p>1) <a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000196.shtml#more">Does Derek take himself too seriously?</a></p>
<p><b>Quote of the Day</b>:</p>
<p>Julie Burchill: "The Evening Argus is probably the only read in the world WORSE than Time Out..."</p>
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<p>Yet again, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> is creaking under the strain of bandwidth that I can't afford to maintain. This month looks likely to be running at the 600Mb a day mark. And, remaining sporadically employed as I do, I can't afford the $100 - $125 a month that this costs. So I've finally snapped...</p>
<p><b>VOLUNTARY SUBSCRIPTIONS VIA PAYPAL</b>: If you would like to help pay for the cost of maintaining <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/">barbelith</a> (and the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">barbelith underground</a>), then you can do so by donating <b>$2.50</b> a month via Paypal. You can cancel your subscription at any time with no notice, via Paypal itself. It's PURELY voluntary - it won't affect your ability to use the site if you don't subscribe, but barbelith really does <b>need</b> support if it is to continue running at this level.</p>
<p>If I can get fifty subscribers, we can pay the bandwidth bills and also move to <a href="http://www.pair.com">Pair.com</a>'s "High Volume" account, which would give us room to nearly double in size if necessary. And if we can get one hundred subscribers, we can actually get a Barbelith Server Of Our Own. This would mean no more time-outs, substantially fewer massive server errors ever ten minutes, and a considerably smaller chance of the whole damn site going tits-up every six months. As soon as we get enough people to get a server, we won't accept any more donations. This is literally JUST to cover bandwidth and maintenance costs.</p>
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<p>Today I am mostly writing the gay section for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>'s <a href="http://www.timeout.com/london">London Guide</a>.</p>
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<p>Now this could be seriously cool - an AIM <a href="http://www.fibiger.org/bloggerbot/">BloggerBot</a>.</p>
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<p>Yesterday and last night I was mostly writing the gay section for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>'s <a href="http://www.timeout.com/london">London Guide</a>. And I was also mostly not getting enough done. Despite <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>'s help. I'm a bad man.</p>
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<p>In bleeding edge news, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_1599000/1599517.stm">Kylie Minogue keeps Michael Jackson from the No #1 spot in the UK</a>. I never thought I'd be saying that. Nor did I think I'd be saying that when she'd been number one for three weeks already. Nor did I think I'd say that the Kylie single is an unbelievably good little pop song that I literally can't bloody stop humming...</p>
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<p>Ok, by now there aren't that many regular readers of <b>plasticbag.org</b> who don't know that I've got a bit of a fetish for <b>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</b>. And of course, being English I have to deal with the horror that a lot of other people around the world are going to see what happens to her before I am. I don't consciously true to avoid having it spoiled for me, but I am aware that it only gets me more and more frustrated.</p>
<p>So can someone tell me, is it true? I've just read an article about Buffy that has come through on the newsfeed I use for <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">The Celeb Network</a> - and it's claiming that people have been shocked by the state of her at the beginning of the series. Here's a quote: "But American fans were left distraught when the episode aired in the States recently, thanks to shots of their heroine rotting in the earth. One fan says, 'The shot of her decomposed body was pretty sick.'"</p>
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<p>There is possibly no one in the world who could understand my complete lust for <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=dangershirt2">this item</a>. I think it's genius. I want one.</p>
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<p>Friends have heard me humming this <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/bill.swf">particular little ditty</a> for days now. Find out why...</p>
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<p>t's not always hard to analyse one's dreams. So for some reason in my dream last night I didn't have anywhere to live, so I moved everything I owned out of my flat and into the middle of a park. In the park I arranged everything exactly as it had been in my room in my flat. And I lived there successfully for a few weeks. But one day I came home and half of my stuff was gone - and a man was carrying my belongings towards a van parked in a nearby street. And I ran to him and begged him not to take my stuff, and scrabbled for the bare necessities that I would need to get along with. I kept trying to persuade him that he couldn't take it all away...</p>
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<p><b>Quick link:</b> A stunningly realised site with some startling bits of imaginative genius within: <a href="http://www.electronicmiracles.com/">Electronic Miracles</a>.</p>
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<p>If you are scared about the circulation of Anthrax in the US, then go and visit <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000212">this thread on Barbelith</a>. One of our regulars works in the offices where the scare started and has been filling us all in as he hears stuff.</p>
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<p>I grew up in a village in Norfolk which contained eighty people and fifty houses. We had no pub, we had no shop. We had a boat-hire place, a church and a phone box. The odd pylon. And for several years I really thought it was the most boring place in the world. And then I saw <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1600000/1600225.stm">this</a>.</p>
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<p>Now <a href="http://www.textism.com/article/381/">this</a> is funny:</p>
<blockquote>"if I see one more would-be guru tagging along on a rickety late-period goldrush line up unsupportable declarations (lookit me) to pique the five or six remaining executives (lookit me, sir!) to be convinced however temporarily that the web offers exciting ways to separate people from their money, and who have the UNSPEAKABLE FUCKING GALL to infantilize the work of individuals into an avoirdupois commodity called �content� ..."</blockquote>
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<p><b>One of the things I did at <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/1/8/5/2/">work</a> yesterday:</b></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/wonderwoman.jpg" class="image"></p>
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<p>Anyone involved in website creation and the structuring of information and informational spaces should probably go and read Matt Jones piece on <a href="http://www.spesh.com/~danny/ia/img0.html">Rulespace</a>.</p>
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<p>I was on the tube this morning from Maida Vale to Farringdon, on my way to work. I normally change at Baker Street, so when I arrived at 9.15am I disembarked and started walking across to the Metropolitan line. Very quickly I became aware that something was wrong - there were raised voices from staff on a couple of platforms around me, and people were starting to move. A message came over the tannoy, "Due to a reported emergency, would all customers please leave the station immediately." A couple of months ago, I'd just think it was a hoax bomb threat or something from the IRA, but suddenly you start thinking if it's related to current events. And of course it probably is. Everyone left, no one got excited - it takes a lot to panic Londoners who are used to being pushed around by the vagaries of the metropolis - and pretty much everyone seemed to assume it was some kind of anthrax-related incident. And pretty much everyone thought it was probably a hoax. But if you step back a couple of feet from the edge of the neurotic precipice that Londoners live on all the time, you have to ask yourself - how on earth did we find ourselves here? And why are we all so <b>comfortable</b> with it?</p>
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<p>I love <a href="http://gina-snowdoll.blogspot.com/">Gina Snowdoll</a>.</p>
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<p>Damn you, <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a>, I don't have time to play <a href="http://www.liquidcode.org/worm.html">worm games</a> all day. You wait til I get my hands on you, young man...</p>
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<p>I have a bone to pick with you. You've all had a drink in your lives, I assume. You've all gone out and bought some alcohol? Some of you may have got rather too keen on alcohol. You might even have become addicted. you might have become an alcoholic.</p>
<p>The term alcoholic is a slightly strange one. It sounds like a religion or philosophical position. Like Marxism. But more logically it sounds like a medical condition. Like necrotic (it means 'dead-like') or neurotic (someone with a neurosis). It's clearly an adjective derived from a noun - in this case "Alcohol". Alcohol, according to various <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=alcohol">dictionaries</a>, comes from a word meaning any distillation or essence - and eventually only to what was previously called "alcohol of wine". So alchohol goes to alchoholic, right? It's simple! Alcohol is a substance, and the person who is obsessed with that substance or dependant upon it in some way is an alcoholic...</p>
<p>Now answer me this. When in your life have you ever drunk sexahol? Or workahol? Or chocahol? I'm not saying that a couple of drinks of sexahol wouldn't go amiss at the moment. Nor, for that matter would a draught or two of chocahol. But they're not substances. They don't exist! So how can there be someone who is a workaholic? Or a sexaholic? Surely a more plausible description would be a workic or sexic or chocolatic? Well of course, the derivation of each of those words is different - they come from different languages and have evolved in different ways - so you can't generalise <b>quite</b> in that way. But what is clear is that workaholism is just wrong. Plain wrong. Offensively wrong.</p>
<p>According to this model, alcohol becomes to be based around the idea of addiction. That the 'alc' part refers to drink, and the 'ahol' the addictive quality. But where is this phrase when you look at truly addictive products? Where's the nicotinaholic? Where's the crackaholic? Where's the heroinaholic? It's absurd. They're just ridiculous words. They mean nothing.</p>
<p><b>Addenda:</b> This rant was yet another one to emerge from a cursory viewing of Ally McBeal, the most annoying television series of all time.</p>
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AUTHOR: Ing
EMAIL: ingrid.reisner@verizon.net
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DATE: 02/11/2004 08:02:38 PM
Any "ism" is real. Addiction is real. There does exist a biological component to repeated use or abuse of a substance or behavior.
That said, and myself being a "recovering alcholic," I also must say that I subjectively deny the AA premise that a person must surrender their will to free themselves from the drink. If I were to surrender my will, then I would be drunk...um, get it? It is my will that keeps me in check.
I still want to drink. I like it. Who choses whether I do or I don't? Not some higher power! I do.
Enough said.
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<p>Despite my vast daily consumption of Coca-Cola, I have to say that I'm weirdly drawn to the <a href="http://www.saveharry.com/">Save Harry</a> campaign to keep Mr Potter off cans of fizzy sugar water...</p>
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<p><b>Five links illustrating that even in the midst of calamity, the net remains full of variety, news and weirdness - in almost equal measure:</b> The Smoking Gun has <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/anthrax_letters1.shtml">images of the envelopes that contained anthrax</a>. Apple is to announce a <a href="http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/0110/17.device.php">breakthrough digital device</a> - no one knows what it is, but it's not a Mac. Derek's going to be battling Heather - boyfriend versus girlfriend in <a href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000199.shtml">photoshop tennis tomorrow</a>. A Russian newspaper claims that all the evidence for Taliban involvement in terrorist attacks on the US is <a href="http://english.pravda.ru/main/2001/10/17/18410.html">a farce</a>. And a student teacher has <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/wales/newsid_1603000/1603236.stm">swallowed her own toothbrush</a>. You couldn't make this stuff up.</p>
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<p>Lots of weird pseudo-Apple product designs, entertaining to look at... <a href="http://theapplecollection.com/design/macdesign/index.html">here</a>.</p>
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<p>Wired is reporting that the new device from Apple is a <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/mp3/0,1285,47740,00.html">portable music device</a> called the iPod. This doesn't sound that impressive - but we shall have to wait and see.</p>
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<p>This has got to be my fetish of the moment - ever more pseudo-Apple <a href+"http://homepage.mac.com/benvp/PhotoAlbum.html">product designs</a> - some weird, some awful, some truly beautiful. The mistake that is made a lot - particularly in the renditions of the potential new design possibilities of a flat-screen iMac - is that the iMac has to be a <b>friendly</b> looking computer - a computer that has removed all the 'computery' bits that worry people. Some of the projected designs look like flash-backs to 1990, or earlier. Or they look like sleek designer products for people with very urban, stark sensibilities. Where's the 'cute' appeal that the <a href="http://www.apple.com/imac/">iMac</a> has? </p>
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<p><b>Beta Challenge:</b> <a href="http://b3ta.com/board/2/3/2/8/">Colour in this lizard</a>... <b>My entry:</b></p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/lizardqueens.jpg"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>Speaking of which - if you get bored of your current job - why don't you apply to be an <a href="http://www.nasajobs.nasa.gov/jobs/astronauts/">Astronaut</a>?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.zaudhaus.com/presentations/web_design/index.html">What makes great web design?</a></p>
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<p>Sunday night - trying to polish off the gay section of the London guide for the new <a href="http://www.timeout.com/london">Time Out London</a> book. I'm currently thrilled with myself for the final three words in the following sentence: "A stylish and affordable brasserie serving trendy but substantial food to a mainly gay clientele, Balans remains the premier restaurant for queens and company." I don't know <b>precisely</b> why, but I think it's because of the resonance of 'Queen and Country'. Hmmm. I need to get out more.</p>
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<p>Last night I dreamt that I was at some kind of large function and that people were milling all around me, and that everyone was hectic and busy and professional. There was a large banqueting hall and a vast area with rows of narrow tables serving food and drink. The place felt like a hotel - it had those desperate carpets and florid decoration that no individual would choose, but hotels seem to crave. I felt strangely disconnected from everyone - like they were talking from far away, and like they weren't quite real. And I wandered through the crowds really quietly. And I went to a counter to get some food, and a man behind the counter - dressed in a white shirt, waistcoat and bow-tie, with his hands locked behind his back - looked at me and paused, and I looked at him and kind of breathed in. And we stood silently, looking at each other for a few moments, and it seemed like some kind of feedback loop had been established - like something wonderful had gone seriously wrong with the mechanisms that keep the world turning. I felt completely unconcerned with myself - as if all my anxieties and neuroses had fallen off. And a few moments later I turned and walked away from him. <!--
What I neglected to mention was that for a moment I felt like I'd experienced love at first sight, that the bellboy weirdly was Brendan Fraser and that his companion appeared to be Penelope Cruz or Winona Ryder. But I thought that would spoil the story, and I didn't want that.
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<p>I'm feeling kinda lonely over at the <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/">TCN boards</a> today. Come and join me - let's talk about trashy celebrity stuff.</p>
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<p>Because it's genius: <a href="http://www.bartsoft.com/mov_madonna.htm">The Wheels of Madonna</a>...</p>
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<p><b>Micro-snippet two:</b> <a href="http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a23">T-shirt of choice</a>.</p>
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<p>And in a blinding flash, I'm suddenly convinced I know who <a href="http://thegrapevine.blogspot.com/">The Grapevine</a> is.</p>
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<p>The pop question of the day is <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/2/1/7/9/">Which Spice Girl would you most like to smack in the face?</a> Think about it carefully before you go - it's a difficult question. They are all so very objectionable in all their special different kinds of ways...</p>
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<p>The new <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> device is announced today in the US, and I'm surprised by how interested I am. Perhaps foolishly I thought I was past getting excited by press releases. If you're a journalist for any period of time you get used to them and find them at best tedious and at worst laughable. That doesn't mean you don't use them of course - there aren't enough journalists to do all the editorial work that journalists are supposed to do.</p>
<p>Part of me wishes that they'd release something like <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/review/crg942.htm">this</a> - the world's first actual 'gaydar' product, designed to make it easier to spot and meet people of dodgy sexualities. Apple could do it so much more skillfully than most - and they could combine it with online profiles so you could get information about people you met in real life afterwards - <b>if</b> they wanted you to... All this stuff could be ideal for people like me who are basically too dim to tell if someone fancies them, and very keen to suggest dodgy congress with people who are resolutely - tediously - straight.</p>
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<p>Since <a href="http://thegrapevine.blogspot.com/">The Grapevine</a> seems to have suddenly appeared on <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger's</a> "Blog's of Note" page, and since I seem to be the featured lampoon victim of the day, I suppose I'd better comment. Yes, it's all true. I am a glittering queen. Yes, I am married. Yes she is called Suk Mei Wang and yes, we live in Chester. However the picture is a fake. I look more like Harrison Ford.</p>
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<p>What a strange few days I've had. I've seen <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0263488">Jeepers Creepers</a>, I've gone drinking in a bar next to the Ritz for a friend's birthday, I've looked quizzically at the beautifully cut suits of young and attractive young men, I've gone bowling at the Trocadero until the tubes shut (and I came second), I've gone for Dim Sum with <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com">Michael</a>, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> - and I've eaten chicken feet in the process (we said "Chicken, please", she said "Chicken feet!?", we said, "Er, okay, I guess"), I've written work for <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>, I've produced an e-mail newsletter for <a href="http://www.iabuk.net/">IAB Internet Advertising Bureau</a>, I've written <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/2/1/2/9/">Britney Spears frightens pigs</a> for <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/">TCN</a> - and with any luck tonight, I can just relax.</p>
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<p>So it may not be revolutionary, but it is stunningly beautiful and I <b>want</b> one. Revealing <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/">The iPod</a> (and buying <a href="http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?family=special">the iPod</a>). Should I ever get paid for any work ever again, this may be second on my list of things to buy after the digital camera I crave...</p>
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<p>The world is a factory. The world is a death camp. The world is a machine. The world has been a machine for a long time now. The world will remain a machine for a long time to come. But what is our position within the machine � how do you live in a mechanical universe?</p>
<p>The most intelligent of us fall into the same traps as everyone else. In fact the most intelligent fall into them more readily, because it was this very intelligence that made the world a machine in the first place � or more fairly allowed us to recognise it as such. For the most intelligent were the ones who noticed the patterns and the movements behind our lives � the shapes and mechanisms, the cogs and springs. And they found cogs and springs in everything � from clocks to mice, sand and stars. </p>
<p>Intelligence can confuse function for point � and in a world where we cease to notice point, then what's there to confuse? Function is everything � the function of the machine, the function of the machines within machines, the function of the machines that comprise the machines within the machines. Efficiency is important. Robustness is important. The system becomes everything and the component replaceable. </p>
<p>I spoke to a man tonight about what was wrong with the world. And he thought that what was wrong with the world was that people were attempting to make everyone the same - that we denied obvious differences in ability and usefulness between people in the name of "equality". The same man believed that there were people who wanted rights without responsibilities, that people complained because they wanted to be treated as more equal � more similar � than they actually were, and that the most functional were forced to compromise their abilities and aspirations to support the less functional. And he felt strongly that these were the things that were wrong with the world. </p>
<p>These things are not what's wrong with the world. These things are what would be wrong with the world if the world was a machine. A perpetual motion machine with no function or goal save its own extension. A machine with people inside it whose only function was to act as cogs or wheels � moving smoothly against one another, at peak efficiency.</p>
<p>It makes no sense in a machine world to deny differences in ability and usefulness between its components. If one piece functions better than another for a function, then the old piece should be disposed of. The new piece should be installed. It makes no sense in a machine world to waste care and concern on ill-fitting components when you could replace them with something that fits perfectly and works immediately. It makes no sense in a machine world to limit the functionality of perfect components so that imperfect components don't wear out or break � certainly not if you can replace them.</p>
<p><b>But what's the point of this machine? What's it doing? What's it making? Who is it for?</b></p>
<p>Our world works as if it were a machine. People work individually, or collectively to make and produce things for other people. Companies employ people individually or collectively to make and produce things for other people. Companies are owned, individually or collectively by people who wish to make and produce things for other people. </p>
<p>But the heart of this process can't be the endless replication of the machine mindlessly, cancerously expanding to fill the universe around it � the machine has to be revealed to be a mechanism built for the <b>people</b> who live within it. And those people have to be free to diverge from the prescribed motions as set by the machine. Otherwise we are nothing but automata. Robots. Hopeless. Already dead.</p>
<p>The machine is there for all of us � and so it is has to work reasonably well. The better it works the more all of us benefit. And yet the machine can be made to work even better than it does by discarding those people who don't fit into the most efficient mechanisms of its functioning. A balance must be struck. But it must be struck with people in the centre, not the machine.</p>
<p>A world in which we have prescribed and proscribed roles given to us by the machine, with each name connoting a range of functions and tasks (with some given power and some without) - MAN, WOMAN, ENGLISH, FOREIGN, STRAIGHT, GAY. This is a world in which everyone's the same - a constricted world without choice or change. And it's a world that denies people even the most basic ability to even be human � because with our paths justified by science, we become machines ourselves � comprised of cogs and springs that say, "this is a man � he fucks and hunts", "this is a woman, she crafts and gives birth". And anything or anyone outside this system is an anomaly to be removed.</p>
A world in which decisions can be made about individual's lives as if they were car parts - this is a dehumanising world of robots and slaves. A world in which people can't campaign for rights, or prove their ability to do tasks traditionally done by other 'classes' of people � this is a world which <b>limits</b> freedom in the name of the functioning of the machine. It's a world where nothing matters but bottom-lines � where money and products are more important than everything else. It's a world as a conveyor belt, an assembly line, a death camp of people oiling the cogs because they have to and dropping dead when they're not needed any more and when they've produced another generation to keep the machine going.</p>
<p>A world in which women and men can do the same jobs or not, where people with large amounts of money help support those without, where people can all vote, marry, sleep with one another, walk down streets without fear of being attacked or discriminated against for who or what they are � this is a much more complicated world, a much more varied world � a world with greater capacity for wonder and change - and the world that I want to live in.</p>
<p><b>This fairly long piece was written at 2am in the morning � contains none of the horror of my earlier thoughts on the subject and is almost certainly ill-conceived in places.</b></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.e-sheep.com/apocamon/">New Testament Apocamon</a> is here. And the many eyed Lamb will get you. Be warned. Via <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>.</p>
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<p>So I'm kind of obsessed at the moment by the TV show <a href="http://www.immajer.com/action/index.html">Action</a> which is played just after midnight on Thursday evenings on <a href="http://www.channel4.com">Channel 4</a>. Now I've no doubt that my American weblogging colleagues will find such a fascination ridiculous, but the show is tremendous - invigoratingly subversively <b>mean</b>. For the few of you who don't know about this iconic series, it follows the travails of Peter Dragon (Jay Mohr) and his ill-fated attempts to make epic movie "Beverley Hills Gun Club". So far he's been outed by a major celebrity who came out as gay after giving him a blow-job, thrown a baby across the room because it barfed on him, hired a prostitute and a pimp as major development executives and said the classic line, "I'm telling you, I was standing next to Jamie Lee Curtis at the urinal!" Sick, twisted genius...</p>
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<p><b>Very important!</b> It may be a 700k download, but <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/hawking/">Electric Dreams performed by MC Hawking, guest-starring Davros</a> is possibly one of the sweetest and funniest pieces of flash animation you will ever see....</p>
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<p>Occasionally <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/">Cal</a> and I get bored at work and we come up with a stupid idea and then he builds it cos he's better at that stuff. Introducing <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/old/">How Old Do I Look?</a></p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> What is now the point of the new <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">Weblogs.com</a>?</p>
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<p>I'm very keen to people who run <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft/">Greymatter</a> or <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> on accounts running at <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a>. If anyone does these things then please <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me</a>.</p>
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<p>On Wednesday I will have been blogging for <b>two years</b>. That's not a thing that a <b>lot</b> of people can say. My first entry wasn't particularly gripping, but if you want to read it you can do so <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/1999_10_31_secret_archive.shtml#19656">here</a>. In the meantime - what has been your particular favourite post or time in tom-land? There's a search box at the bottom of every page so you can roam around the place more easily. And don't forget to <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a> your conclusions...</p>
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<p>What would you do if you owned the URL <A href="http://www.filmsoho.com">filmsoho.com</a>?</p>
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<p>Could whoever it was who was godlike enough to buy me <a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005LNJ4','us','B00005LNJ4');">the Hedwig soundtrack</a> from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3/026-0333417-0183647">wishlist</a> please stand forward and make themselves known, so I can jump up and down next the them and make excited squeaks. Thank you.</p>
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<p>Sometimes I just don't know. You struggle, you fight, you make choices, you find lovers, you leave lovers, you regret it or you don't, you battle for money - respect - success, then one day you wake up and - pardon my language - you're a fucking <a href="http://www.animalinyou.com/Otter.htm">Otter</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Kind of entertaining:</b> A reporter shows the <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> to Bill Gates: "He spun the wheel, checked out the menus on the display screen and seemed to get it immediately. "It looks like a great product," he said. And then he added, incredulous, "It�s only for Macintosh?"." [<a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/648380.asp?cp1=1">full story</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Microdiary:</b> <b>Friday</B> - slightly tense about buying my mother the right birthday present, I begin to wonder whether I'll have time to get anything other than the clip-on book light that I picked up in <a href="http://www.borders.com">Borders</a>. Arriving at the train with twenty minutes to spare, I buy a trashy magazine, board the train where they try to pass off a piece of industrial effluent as a 'thai prawn sandwich'. Arrive Norwich 8.20pm to be met by brother and father. Brother is now absurdly tall. Family dog greets me with tail wagging manically. Neither brother nor father have the slightest idea what to do about mother's birthday. Salt Beef for dinner, get a bit over-excited. Stay up watching MTV2 until early the following morning. Fall asleep with bad book.</p>
<p><b>Saturday -</b> Stealing some of my mother's breakfast cereal sets me up for a day of adventure. Brother and I wander into Norwich playing Tom Petty very loudly in my mother's Golf. We wander through a thousand shops trying to find something nice for her. "Vase?" I say. "Mm" says my brother. "Is that a yes" I ask. "Dunno" says brother. <a href="http://www.habitat.net">Habitat</a> is a dead loss. They have small sticks of Yucca like substance that you can buy and put in vases and water and they last 70 years. Which is likely to be longer than I'll live, let alone my mother. We ask a passing woman if she thinks they're nice. She kind of laughs and walks off. We take that as a yes, but then decide that mother would kill the Yucca plant things because she is the Angel of Death for all plant-life. We lie on a bed with a fake sheepskin thing on top of it for a while and complain about having to walk so much. I suggest "Glasses". My brother says "Mm".</p>
<p>We go see a movie - Legally Blonde. I tell brother that the film reminds me of my friend Pippa. He laughs. I fail to see what's so funny. He doesn't seem to enjoy the film too much, but doesn't say so exactly. I embarrass myself in front of him by not having any access to cash, while he has stored up vast amounts of money in the bank by being very very very responsible. I am the family flake.</p>
<p>We get mother chocolate covered coffee beans and book tokens to go with the light. Later that evening she opens them with a kind of controlled hysteria that I'm convinced is completely faked. I explain that the point was that she could eat the beans, be unable to sleep, and then read a book in the dark with the clip-on light. My brother thinks this is cool. He and I are impressed by our choice of gift.</p>
<p>We go to a restaurant in Horning that's been made out of the front room of a semi-detached house that escaped from the seventies. We're seated next to a cupboard and a bank of light-switches. My mother says again that I was an experiment in child-rearing and that they seem to have got it right with my brother. I increasingly find this very very funny. The food is amazingly good and served by a muppet with fazzled hair. I duck out for a cigarette and make my brother come with me. My mother looks horrified until I reassure her that he's coming out to smoke his crack pipe and that I don't have enough cigarettes to give him one.</p>
<p><b>Sunday - </b>Upset by the prospect of going back to living hell of London I whine a bit to anyone who'll listen, then get on train and come back to London. Late night screening of "The Man Who Wasn't There" including exciting travel to and from with the masterful Danny M-K's off-road urban driving.</p>
<p>Other things happened, but my hands now hurt from typing and I think I need a cigarette.</p>
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<p>Since when did <a href="http://www.wired.com/">Wired News</a> become part of the <a href="http://www.lycos.com">Lycos</a> network? That bar across the top is - at best - offensive.</p>
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<p>Happy second birthday to me, Happy second birthday to me, Happy birthday plasticbag.org (neé Barbelith), Happy second birthday to us...... <b>And many more......</b></p>
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<p>While we're at it, I should probably say happy birthday to <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2001_10_01_kb.html#6724933">Katy</a> whose meat was twenty years old yesterday, and to <a href="http://www.prolific.org">my weblog twin</a> - born mere hours before myself...</p>
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<p>Wil likes him now - so buy them while you still can! T-shirts, shirts and cups emblazoned with the legend: <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=wfs">"Hello, my name is WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER"</a>.</p>
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<p>Last night was <a href="http://swishcottage.blogspot.com/?/2001_10_01_swishcottage_archive.html" title="Read all about it at Swishcottage">Big Gay Pub Pop Quiz Halloween Special</a> night at the Retro Bar. 13 1/2 out of 20 due in large part to my epic knowledge of crap music and passing familiarity with goth and David Bowie. We did not win. Sigh.</p>
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<p>I've got paid. Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I haven't seen any income for over a month - nothing. I've been living past my overdraft facility - paying fees left, right and centre. I don't actually have a lot of cash, because of troubling things like rent and bills - but I'm getting closer to equilibrium. Should I buy myself a present to celebrate? Money. Actual money. Money <b>cash</b>. <B>Cash Money</b>. Bizarre. I fear 'gay romantic comedy' <a href="javascript:Amazon('uk','B00005N52X','us','B0000560PU');">The Broken Hearts Club</a> may have to be mine. Wooo.</p>
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<p>More accounts of the <b>Big Gay Pop-Quiz</b>: <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2001_10_01_expired.html#6754320">Davo</a>, <a href="http://scally.net/weblog/">Scally</a>, <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html">Ian</a>.</p>
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<p>Just in case you didn't know. It's my weblogging second birthday today. I said it earlier in the day, but you might have missed that. First <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> and then <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>. Woo.</p>
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<p>I've got a sweet tooth<br />
For liquorice drops and jelly roll<br />
Hey Sugar Daddy<br />
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl<br /><br />
I'll lay out fine china on the linen<br />
And polish up the chrome<br />
If you've got some sugar for me<br />
Sugar Daddy bring it on...</p>
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<p>Several <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> regulars, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I spent much of yesterday evening talking to students about community sites, the public sphere, weblogs, issues of trust and representation. Some of the key sites we discussed over the evening included:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.h2g2.com">H2G2</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0109.html#010911">Jason's 9/11 page</a>
<li> <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk">Stand.org.uk</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.scripting.com">Scripting News</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com">Fax Your MP</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.stopesso.com">Stop Esso</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.noahgrey.com/greysoft">Greymatter</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">Weblogs.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org">kuro5hin</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">UpsideClown</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.feedmag.com">Feed</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">Popbitch</a>
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<p>I'm only linking to <a href="http://www.nypl.org/styleguide/">this</a> because I don't have time to read it properly at the moment and don't want to lose it. Forgive me, loyal readers.</p>
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<p>Today I found myself bound by <a href="http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Godwins_law">Godwin's Law</a> in a thread at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/12025">Metafilter</a>. Nearly eight years on the net and I'd never heard of it before.</p>
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<p>Digging through the archives of <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>, it's amazing what you find... For example... <a href="http://www.cf.ac.uk/archi/jonesmd/home.html">Ex Sapient Creative Directors first web site</a>...</p>
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<p>Because other crackers are counter-intuitive:</p>
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<p>If anyone can find <a href="http://www.weezer.com">Weezer's</a> "Blue Album" on <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/redirect-home?tag=invisithebomb&site=amazon">Amazon.co.uk</a> then could you let me know. I've been trying all morning and it doesn't seem to be there...</p>
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<p>If this doesn't put a chill right through you, then you're barely human. A month and a half on, you can read the reactions of people as they heard about the World Trade Center <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000016&p=1">as it happened</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm in a bit of a strange mood suddenly. I've been in such a difficult place over the last year that I've often not noticed what's been going on around me - I've been strangely distant from many of my oldest friends. I guess I kind of assumed that they'd understand that I wasn't able to connect with everyone as much as I'd like - that I had huge and terrifying things on my mind all the time. But now I'm beginning to think that they didn't have that kind of patience and that I've been gradually fading in their heads. I always assumed that whatever else had happened, they would be waiting for me to emerge from the other side - not that I would necessarily be particularly missed, but that my absence would be understood as a temporary thing. But now I'm missing them. And I don't think they even notice that I'm not there any more.</p>
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<p>It's been a pretty bloody bizarre evening. Just been slightly destabilised by an appearance of <b>Mr Big</b> on television. He looks much ... shorter ... and less sure of himself than he does in person. It's harder to dislike him on television.</p>
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<p><b>A song to be obsessed about:</b> Here's to Patti, And Tina, And Yoko, Aretha, And Nona, And Nico, And me... And all the strange rock and rollers, <b>You know you're doing all right</b>, So hold on to each other, You gotta hold on tonight...And you're shining, Like the brightest stars, A transmission, On the midnight radio... And you're spinning, Your new 45's, All the misfits and the losers, Yeah, you know you're rock and rollers, Spinning to your rock and roll. Lift up your hands.</p>
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<p>You know - if I was foolish enough to do a redesign, everyone would immediately hate it. Like they did the last two times I did one. So I'm not. I'm really not. I <b>swear</b> I'm not attempting a second-birthday redesign party. Honest.</p>
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<p>There's a TV show called "Roswell". On occasion it doesn't completely suck ass. On other occasions it sucks ass so heavily that whoever's ass it is would be literally turned inside out by the strength of the suckage. Which would leave a highly unattractive creature in its wake. I once wrote <a href="http://www.epinions.com/kifm-review-4BB3-CCDD014-3881E7D3-bd1">nice things about Roswell</a>. But I couldn't find a good word to say about the <a href="http://www.mightybigtv.com/story.cgi?show=43&story=341&limit=25&sort=">latest episode</a> if you coated the male leads in body oil and threw them at me.</p>
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<p>After a conversation with <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> about Norfolk, I present <a href="http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?pc=nr12%208xb&GridE=&GridN=&scale=200000&title=Where%20I%20grew%20up&cat=h">where I grew up</a>...</p>
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<p>Like many men, I've been spanking the monkey since a relatively early age. But oh - what genius could have found a way to spank the monkey on the internet. With an actual mouse pointer? And assessing your speed in the process. Truly a work of <a href="http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html">monkey-spanking genius</a>.</p>
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<p>Someone's been searching for 'father' on plasticbag.org using the <a href="http://www.atomz.com">Atomz</a> powered search box (down the bottom of the page). Now normally this wouldn't be an issue, but of course since I haven't seen or heard of my father since I was about four or five - and since he has almost the same name as me - and more to the point since if you search for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Tom+Coates">Tom Coates</a> on Google you end up this as the first search result, I can't help being slightly weirded out. I don't really know what you do in these circumstances. What if it was my father, <em>Thomas John Coates</em> wandering around the web. What if he's been reading this site for months and is too embarrassed to come forward. It's all very strange...</p>
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<p>Bit of a heavy post that one, so let's compensate with something completely infantile - how tiny ancient people made a <a href="http://www.tamponhenge.co.uk/">Stonehenge out of tampons</a>...</p>
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<p>Ok, so I did the bloody <a href="http://wannabegirl.org/quiz/blogaholic/">blogaholic</a> quiz, and while I was still offended by the word blogaholic (what - pray tell - is this substance "Blogahol") I quite enjoyed it. More to the point, it said nice things about me. Apparently I score 60/100 - which makes me: "A dedicated weblogger. You post frequently because you enjoy weblogging a lot, yet you still manage to have a social life. You're the best kind of weblogger. Way to go!"</p>
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<p>An absolutely stunning piece of <a href="http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/wireframe.html">Flash work</a>.</p>
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<p>Oh <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>... <b>Oh Jason</b>, no! I can't believe you'd sell your integrity for an <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0111.html#011105">iBook</a>! More importantly, I already agreed to <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/2000_05_07_secret_archive.shtml#207939">sell mine for an Apple lap-top</a> over a <b>year</b> ago! And did I get any offers? <b>No!</b></p>
<p>It's so unfair - I may not have the reputation, and admittedly my integrity is pretty much shot right through already. But I'll beg! I'll have myself tattooed! I'll be Steve Job's personal bitch. I don't care! I tell you, if someone sponsors Jason, I'll be around his house every twenty minutes demanding a turn. At least 1/45th of that computer will be mine by rights, I tell you.</p>
<p>Let's review: I <b>don't</b> get as much traffic as <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a>, I'm mostly read by dodgy homosexuals, diseased ex-aesthetes and the socially challenged and I only very occasionally appear in the press (and normally for the wrong reasons). But since when has reward been commensurate with talent! Many untalented people get really cool shit. <b>Why can't I!?</b> The campaign starts here - reward pointless people for <b>no reason</b>. Talent is an oppressive capitalist notion that we must eradicate from the planet.</p>
<p><b>If you are a representative of <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> and wish to get in touch with me to say how little I deserve the iBook, but how you're going to give me one anyway, because I'm really such a sweet and cheeky chappy, then my e-mail address is <a href="tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.</b></p>
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<p>It's all change at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> in terms of look and feel and structure and IA and stuff. Everywhere's affected - <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films">BBC films</a> for one has been significantly improved...</p>
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<p>Does the BBC search engine take up too much screen real estate with User Interface stuff? Compare and contrast... Searching for 'pop' on Radio One: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?q=pop&uri=%2Fradio1%2F">bbc(i)'s live version</a>, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/search_results.gif">tom coates' mocked-up alternative</a>... Searching for 'buffy' on Cult: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?q=buffy&uri=%2Fcult%2F">bbc(i)'s live version</a>, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/results_2.gif">tom coates' mocked-up alternative</a>...</p>
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<p>Pointless fun with Amazon buttons (all these generated dynamically):</p>
<p><table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/banners/books/promotions/detail_burst_v2._ZCTom!,13,25,60,100,arial,8,250,250,250_.gif"></td><td><img src="http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/banners/books/promotions/detail_burst_v2._ZCwhales,13,25,60,100,arial,8,250,250,250_.gif"></td><td><img src="http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/banners/books/promotions/detail_burst_v2._ZC0.05p,13,25,60,100,arial,8,250,250,250_.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>Play for yourself. Follow <a href="http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/banners/books/promotions/detail_burst_v2._ZCyourself!,13,25,60,100,arial,6,250,250,250_.gif">this link</a> and then fiddle around with the URL. [<a href="http://www.gyford.com/">Phil Rules</a>]</P>
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<p><b>A brief definition of satisfaction?</b> Being the forgetting to buy a lottery ticket and not minding afterwards - as if your future happiness did not (for one moment) seem to rest on a desperate denial of probability...</p>
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<p>A worthy cause made read by noble men: the new <a href="http://www.stopesso.com/">stopesso.com</a>.</p>
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<p>With a few notable differences (boobs, jumping not being pushed, chicks), <a href="http://www.oddtodd.com/">this</a> pretty much sums up much of the last six months of my life.</p>
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<p>There's an article on <b>Salon</b> at the moment called <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2001/11/09/british_press/index_np.html">No facts please, we're British</a>, which alleges that while Americans are flocking to the British press for news and information they're not getting in mainstream US media, much of the reason it's not reported in the US is that the news presented simply isn't true. Or at least this is what I <b>believe</b> the article is arguing. It's very difficult to tell of course, because it's a Salon Premium article - and I'd have to pay to read past the accusations and into any of the substance of the matter.</p>
<p>There's something profoundly wrong with this approach - and ironically so under the circumstances. Salon is presenting these ideas of the totally innaccurate British media as if they were fact, and yet you have to actually cough up some dough to see if their substantiation is even vaguely plausible. So what we are left with is a presentation that will be assimilated by large numbers of people <b>as</b> true, when they don't even have access to even the facts that the site has deemed supportive. We have a double level of filtering here.</p>
<p>Not only are we (as usual) left to believe that the arguments presented by the media are based on actual, rather than made-up, evidence, and that the interpretation they are giving them is plausible - we're actually presented the interpretation without <b>any</b> evidence. You might argue that one can always pay for the information - but this is missing the point - how many people might simply now accept that the British media lies - people who migt have had a rather different intepretation if they'd been able to read the whole article.</p>
<p>Whatever the article actually says, there are things that an American <b>should</b> be aware of when reading the British media - and this <b>may</b> redress some of the concerns raised in the article (or it may not - remember, I haven't been able to <b>read</b> it). The English press operates as much more of a spectrum than its US counterparts. There is an almost continuous spectrum between tabloid press that <b>can</b> be no better than <b>The National Enquirer</b> and high quality broadsheet publications (some with a countryside/right bias, some with a metropolitan/left bias). I can't talk about everyone's tastes in newspapers - or newspaper sites - but I can clarify who <B>I</B> am most likely to believe. You may - or may not - find this useful...</p>
<p><b>The Tabloids:</b> Tabloid papers are generally considered to be 'fun', 'low-brow', 'populist' or 'trash' depending on who you ask. But there are substantial variations between them. <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk">The Sun</a> is traditionally a right-wing paper - keen on Margaret Thatcher, down on immigration and 'loony-left' politics. Having said this, it has been supportive of New Labour at various points over the last few years. The news often takes the form of sensationalist headlines and calls to action, and varies between news and entertainment gossip and trivia. <a href="http://mirror.icnetwork.co.uk/">The Mirror</a> is a much more left-wing publication and considerably less trashy than the Sun at times -particularly at the moment. But it is still essentially an easy, unthreatening read with a tendency to sensationalise.</p>
<p>The two worst papers in the country, from my perspective, are <a href="http://www.femail.co.uk">The Daily Mail</a> and <a href="http://www.express.co.uk/">The Express</a>. Unlike the tabloids, these papers have a pretense of seriousness that makes their right-wing tendencies alarming at best. They tend to speak a lot of 'common sense' - which in my experience is mostly a euphemism for 'traditional family values', itself a euphemism for reactionary politics and right-wing "string-em-up" sensationalism - albeit disguised as news.</p>
<p>The broadsheets tend to have the most faith in their readership of all the press - which is one good reason to read them. Of all their failings, they don't <b>generally</b> tend to try to make up the minds of their readership immediately or overtly. There is one notable exception here, in my opinion, but I'm not going to dwell on it as it's the most popular broadsheet in the country. The main papers to look out for here are <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> and <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk">The Telegraph</a> and <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/">The Independent</a>. These can loosely be categorised as: Guardian: metropolian/centre-left, Telegraph: rural/centre-right/right and Independent: centre-politics, cross-metropolitan/rural.</p>
<p>In many ways all three of these can be trusted with information - although for opinion they all have their particular axes to grinds. Most notably, the Telegraph - which is the best-selling broadsheet in the country, has primarily an aging rural readership, which explains why it tends further to the right of all the other quality papers. If this annoys you (and it does me), then either of the other two are trustworthy and reliable sources for information. My personal favourite (mainly because of it's stunning web presence) is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> - which has the added advantage of being the only paper in the country that has full editorial independence from the people who pay the bills - the paper is financed by a trust rather than by large media giants.</P>
<p>There are other papers that you might consider reading in the country - I can't cover everything - but in my experience, the most trustworthy news comes from papers that avoid sensationalism whenever they can, and attempt to present the news in a way that allows interpretation from the reader rather than making that interpretation for them. The best way to gauge how well you're going to get on with a paper is to view the types of headlines it puts on it's front pages - and to compare them with other headlines from other papers on the same day. If one paper is concentrating on a completely different story to the rest, it may have privileged information - or it may have a particular axe to grind on that issue. The Telegraph is good for this - it often has headlines that bear no relation to the rest of the press on that day, because as a paper that is so-pro "Conservative" politically, it tends to take any opportunity to criticise the government - sometimes disproportionately.</P>
<p>And if none of these take your fancy - you can pretty much always rely on the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> to present the news as dispassionately and honestly as possible.</p>
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<p>Forgive me if I'm a little bit cynical, but don't <a href="http://www.colorgenics.com/color.php3?c0=6&c1=1&c2=2&c3=3&c4=5&c5=0&c6=7&c7=4">these Colorgenics results</a> look like a way of getting people to ring the hotline (which isn't open yet). I'm not saying they're not accurate - I just wonder if they're being phrased in a necessarily negative way. I've rerun the test about four times to see if any of them are positive - and you know what, none of them are.</p>
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<p>As a counterpoint to yesterday's piece about the "No facts please - we're British" article, there's an article at the New York Times called <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/09/national/09CRIT.html">British Take a Blunter Approach to War News</a> which includes lines like this: "The range of issues and less defensive tone are wildly different from what American viewers get on network or cable news programs, which share a myopic view and a tone that says, 'They'd love us if only they understood us.'"</p>
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<p>Lose your mind in twenty seconds - while searching for a new domain name for a PWP (pointless web project), I stumbled upon <a href="http://www.worldofwhimsy.com">WorldOfWhimsy.com</a> - and my mind melted when the voice-over started.</p>
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<p>It's kind of ironic that in a time where civil liberties are under more threat than ever before - with Carnivore being forced in on ISPs, and laws being pushed through that give unprecedented access into people's personal lives - that the king of the counter-culture, <A href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1649000/1649226.stm">Ken Kesey should have died</a>. He will be much missed.</p>
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<p>Guess who's going to see Harry Potter in three hours time...</p>
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<p>As Cartman said so eloquently, "Yes I've seen the Terrence and Philip movie - who wants to touch me? <b>I said who wants to fucking touch me?!</b>" The good news first - there is very little bad news at all. It's an honourable, faithful and entertaining translation that only falls down in a few areas, and not enough for it to spoil what is essentially one of the best children's films I've ever seen. Make no mistake - this <b>is</b> a film for kids, but nonetheless it's a slice of tremendously good fun that I'd defy anyone not to enjoy a bit.</p>
<p>You couldn't get a much more faithful adaptation than this. Almost every scene from the book appears to be in the film - which may explain its 2 1/2 hour running time. Whether or not you can effectively fit every sub-plot of the book into two and a half hours must remain a resounding 'maybe' - because some scenes (particularly the earliest ones) seem to have been trimmed to within an inch of their lives. But nonetheless they are almost all <b>there</b> - which means there is time to explore Diagon Alley, go to the zoo with the Dursleys, travel on the Hogwart's Express, see the Great Hall's roof sparkling like the night sky, go into the Dark Forest, visit Hagrid's cabin and take part in a Quidditch match. And there's also time to give even the less important characters a bit of a personality - from the man at the wand shop, to Neville Longbottom.</p>
<p>The adults are all actors of a distinguished British calibre - and as such seldom disappoint. Particularly impressive are Hagrid and Professor Snapes - Alan Rickman re-establishing himself in my eyes as the most astonishingly cool creature in creation. The children are more wooden - but perhaps you'd expect that - they are (ater all) really quite young. Ron is a comic genius - the boy's timing is astonishing - but Hermione's played at a slightly more hysterical level than one might like, and Daniel Radcliffe's Harry can border on the plank-like. But by the end of the film you've bought into the whole thing so heavily that you barely notice, let alone care.</p>
<p>The films one failing might be it's special effects. Harry's new world is such a spectacle of the impossible that barely a scene goes by without some kind of CGI work having to be put together. And sometimes the strain (and cost) of maintaining such a level of wonder shows. An early scene in which an animal turns into a human has clearly been done on the cheap, and the Quidditch match alternates between extraordinarily expensive and not <b>entirely</b> convincing CGI players and old-fashioned (fairly obvious) misdirection. Look out for a clunker of a crash, where the broomstick-flyer falls a good few feet completely behind a fabric curtain. And one might quibble about the unnaturally even ground in the Dark Forest, or the Centaur that escaped from <b>Shrek</b>.</p>
<p>Again, there's so much to like about the film that you can forgive it it's minor failings - and I personally could quite cheerfully have watched yet another twenty minutes or so without getting bored. Close your eyes and jump in - you're unlikely to be disappointed.</p>
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<p>The news is everywhere, but just in case you hadn't heard - a plane has crashed in Queens in New York - there is more information <a href="http://robots.cnn.com/2001/US/11/12/newyork.crash/index.html">here</a>, there's a thread at Metafilter <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12273">here</a> and Barbelith are keeping everyone up to date <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000320">here</a>.</p>
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<p>I just stumbled upon 1.6 <b>Gigabytes</b> of Photoshop temp files on my Mac. Why does no one tell you these things? You can just pick em up and throw em in the Trash. It's that easy. It's put off me buying a new hard disc for a little longer, I can tell you...</p>
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<p>Thanks for <b>Ashley Frazier</b> for this particularly fine piece of kit.</p>
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<p>I'm fairly sure it's Max's birthday around here sometime. Still - he's ponced off abroad for a year and a half, and he probably wouldn't like my t-shirt anyway. So, you know, whatever.</p>
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<p>Packing your bags like people in the movies do, All severe, and not saying a word, And I'm sitting down here just watching you, And I'm thinking: Where is all the love gone? Where's the love gone to? Don't leave, You got me hurting, Don't leave You know it's never been easy to love someone like me, Oh, don't leave.</p>
<p>Hanging with friends like we used to do, I didn't know anything was wrong, And last night while I was thinking it through, Trying to find who am I and what do you need me to do? Don't leave. There's a record you used to play, there's Joni singing 'best to be without you', And I know just what she's singing for, Where did all the love go? Where's the love gone to? Don't leave. You got me hurting, Don't leave. You know it's never been easy to love someone like me, Oh, don't leave.</p>
<p>Where did all the love go? Where's the love gone to? Don't leave. We'll fly around the world, give you what you're giving me, I should have dressed you up in pearl, Finest silk to touch your skin, Don't know how to write a love song, But Don't leave. You got me hurting, Don't leave. You know it's never been easy to love someone like me, Don't leave. </p>
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<p>Hmmm. Late night, maudlin street. Morning comes and everything looks sparkly and fine again. Or at least it would if Kate - my flatmate and personal morning alarm call - had bothered to get up this morning. Accidentally waking up at 9.15am isn't ideal when you're supposed to be at work at 9.30. So I'm unshaven and smelly and with bed hair of such potency that it would make other bed hair feel inadequate and emasculated.</p>
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<p>Literally the best thing on the web at the moment is <a href="http://web.archive.org">The Wayback Machine</a> - it's the best thing on the web because it <b>is</b> the web - frozen at various points through time. Some archaic bits of Tomfoolery and quasi-entertaining snippets of "Across the Web Universe Retro Madness" follow:</p>
<p><b>Tomfoolery (1)</b>: There's not a lot of my first work left in the archive, but odd snippets surface here and there. For a while before I bought the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> domain, I had some early personal stuff located on my ISP. The first piece of personal consolidation I did can be seen <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19991008045735/http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/">here</a>, at a site which was called at the time (modestly enough) "Polymath". There's no more left of another early site of mine - fin de siecle - than you can see currently <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/fin/">here</a> - which is a shame, because the older files were lost when I sold my old computer.</p>
<p>When I bought <b>barbelith</B> - I played with a variety of designs for the front page for a while. I was too busy building <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb">The Bomb</a> to spend too much time on the process... There's not a lot left of this early period on the archive, but you can see fragments of it <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19991122082924/http://barbelith.com/">here</a>.</P>
<p>Wonderfully, the design that everyone liked most for the site over the last few years is preserved <b>almost</b> perfectly - <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000302105752/http://www.barbelith.com/">here it is</A> in all it's purple, orange, red and grey wonder. Odd fragments are missing still. Many people maintain that I've never topped this design. Which is slightly depressing.</p>
<p>At a certain point, <b>Barbelith</B> the weblog and <B>Barbelith</b> the community had to part company. And at that point, I bought the domain you're looking at today. The first major design attempt for the new weblog had taken me weeks to put together, and I was extremely proud of it. I was, it seems, the only one. You can see the full gleaming sparkle of that version of the weblog <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20001202154100/http://www.plasticbag.org/">here</A>.</p>
<p>Barbelith in the meantime, changed dramatically into a webzine - much like <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20010916222109/http://www.barbelith.com/">this</a> and doesn't look that much different <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">today</a>.</p>
<p><b>Plasticbag.org</b> has changed a couple of times more since the blue version went up - over a year ago now, but these were fairly prosaic or failed attempts to do something interesting, and didn' t last long. The current design for the site was rolled out in its first version sometime around February or March of this year - it's first incarnation can be seen <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20010330015904/http://plasticbag.org/">here</a>. There remains other work of mine around the net - from <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/slutcore">Slutcore</a> to the logos at a certain ER medical dictionary and a gradually decaying <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/wyle.htm">Noah Wyle</a> fan site ( the less said about which the better). But the things I miss most are my very first site at Bristol University - which I can't find anywhere - and the adapted Russ Meyer poster I used as the template for my first piece of personal online publishing. And perhaps Bristol University's LGBsoc page - which (if I may say so myself) has never looked as good - before or since.</p>
<p><b>Across the Web Universe:</b> Fragments of the web that I remember well from years gone by... <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19991022021631/http://kottke.org/">kottke.org when it looked incredible</A>, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19970129040636/http://www.glassdog.com/">One of the very earliest glassdog.com designs (before Lance became the god he is today)</a>, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19991002062122/http://www.evhead.com/">Evhead when I first read it</A> and when it <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000302035521/http://www.evhead.com/">looked its finest</a> and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19981212020504/http://powazek.com/">the</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19980118003334/http://powazek.com/">many</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19980504135000/http://powazek.com/">faces</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19990210062143/http://powazek.com/">of</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000511143446/http://www.powazek.com/">Derek</A> <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Powazek</a>.</p>
<p>What's your Wayback online web history?</P>
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<p>Quick reminder. The name of this site is <b>plasticbag.org</b>. It is not Plastic Bag, or Plasticbag (unless it's the first word of a sentence). Branding is <b>very</b> important nowadays. Think of us like plasticbag industries or the plasticbag project and you won't be far off...</p>
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<p>Because of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000078">this</a> thread on <b>Barbelith</b>, I've suddenly become extremely politicised on the whole "Smart Tags" debate. There's more information over at <a href="http://www.glassdog.com/smarttags/">Glassdog</a> and you'll notice that I've added a button to the right hand side of the page to stir up trouble with.</p>
<p>For any of you that are unclear about Smart Tags - basically the new Windows XP operating system and IE6 include this feature so that Microsoft and it's friends can insert links into <b>every</b> webpage that you visit if you use their browser. Every instance of 'bookstore' will link through to some grubby little money-making e-commerce site which is prepared to give Microsoft a sizeable amount of cash. This is a completely invasive practice. To start off with - does a link represent a tacit endorsement? At the moment, certainly. I control who I link to on <b>plasticbag.org</b> and the day that you can't tell my recommendations from those of the corporate overmind is the day that I shut the site down. But it's also not good for consumers or users or visitors - because their choice of destination is immediately limited by a <b>huge</b> skewing of the playing field. In fact the <b>only</b> beneficiary from such an action with be Microsoft itself - and frankly they have more than enough money already. <b>Fight this one, people</b>.</p>
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<p>One of the most beautiful things I've seen in months - <A href="http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/uncgi/Earth?imgsize=320&opt=-l&lat=-24.75&ns=North&lon=24.4583&ew=West&alt=1000000&img=learth.evif">the view from Skynet</a>. And there are many other satellites you can view, showing every angle of the Earth at <a href="http://www.fourmilab.ch/earthview/satellite.html">fourmilab.ch</a>.</p>
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<p>What's it called when you have a stabbing pain behind your eye - like someone has slid a sharp silver cold thick blade into your socket and like it's clunked right into the bone, and there's a kind of squishy, prickly feeling - but you're slightly scared to put your hand up to see if everything's ok? And what's the name of the equivalent sensation, only - you know - up your butt?</p>
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<p>I went to see <a href="http://members.tripod.com/donniedarko/">Donnie Darko</a> today at the London Film Festival. Kate and I weren't expecting much. But I was blown away.</p>
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<p>If anyone knows where I can get my hands on an MP3 of The Church's "Under The Milky Way", then could they <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">make themselves known</a>. I need to know whether or not it is the right track before I fork out any hard-earned credit for it...</p>
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<p>After much searching and digging, it turns out that I wasn't looking for the song by The Church after all. Instead, I think I'm looking for a track called "Mad World" by Tears for Fears (of all people). Anyone have a copy of <b>that</b> lying around? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me</a>. [<a href="http://www.interlog.com/~mhurst/TearsForFears/greatest/6.htm">lyrics</a>]</p>
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<p>You know I'm <b>completely</b> sure that it's Max's birthday around here somewhere. Can't get it out of my head that it was around here sometime. He's probably about twenty-two now. Hmmm. Never mind. Corny's birthday in a week, Kate's in two weeks. My brother's birthday was two weeks ago. My mother's birthday was four weeks ago. I'm sure there are other ones lurking around the place as well. <b>Birthday hell is come upon us.</b></p>
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<p>You know, pretty much everything's picking up at the moment. I've slept properly, had some money, found everything extremely easy to deal with, and - apart from living in a pig-sty - basically I'm pretty content. A year ago, in pretty much the same situation, I would probably have been pretty miserable. It just goes to show how perspectives change with circumstances. All I can do now is hope that I'll have a job when my stint at <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a> comes to an end.</p>
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<p>And lo, in the course of conversation, did <a href="http://www.kottke.org">J Ko</a> say, "you could call it <i>secret holiday gift-giving robot</i>"...</p>
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<p>And lo from the moistened orifice of <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com">ThinkBlank.com</a> did spring fully-formed - <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a>!</p>
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<p>In case you're wondering why I posted so little yesterday, the main reason was getting the <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/quiz.php">TCN Quiz</a> up and running. I spent ages making sure the questions were suitable ridiculous enough - so if you really want to know who's been brushing their teeth in restaurants recently because they're obsessed by their bad breath... Well, you know where to go...</p>
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<p>Of course the best thing about the web is that it's a place where you can find out all kinds of cool information that you didn't know about before. Like - for example - <a href="http://cap-n-ball.com/hats.htm">information on the various hats of the Old West</a>.</p>
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<p>So who was the famous <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,48397,00.html">Tourist Guy</a> after all?</p>
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<p>Can anyone explain this "joke" to me? <a href="http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/alex/no-acetol.html">NO-Acetol</a> Warning - probably need to be good at chemistry...</p>
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<p>I'm sleeping too much. Not vastly too much, but too much. I can't seem to wake up in the mornings! This morning I was woken up by my flatmate at 9am. Since I was supposed to get to work by 9.30am I had to skip all pleasantries of breakfast and shower, throw my clothes on and throw myself on to the nearest tube train. This isn't the first time that this has happened recently.</p>
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<p>I am a god of banal content. I defend myself by pointing to the success of <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a>. My limited involvement in that must surely counteract the bad karma I'm getting from writing such crap recently.</p>
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<p>So it turns out that the MP3 I've been searching for all this week isn't actually Tears for Fears' version of "Mad World" after all. Instead it's a version recorded specfically for the soundtrack to <b>Donnie Darko</b> - and is, by all accounts, impossible to buy. Therefore it's unlikely at best that anyone will have a copy. But if you can find it, then I heartily recommend it (and can I have one). It's a cover recorded by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews. Michael Andrews is the composer of the 'Donnie Darko' score [<a href="http://donniedarko.tripod.com/faq.html">more information</a>].</p>
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<p>So yesterday I was walking into work, and I spotted two overcoat-clad art-nutters wandering down Farringdon Lane. The taller one was weilding some kind of digicam, as if it were a comedy prop - like a flamingo or a banana skin. Occasionally he'd spin like he was on castors and take photographs of bits of graffiti. The other one looked moody, crouching under a huge furry deerstalker and reading a copy of "Metro". I had experienced an art moment with <a href="http://www.sbu.ac.uk/stafflag/gilbertngeorge.html">Gilbert and George</a>. In the evening I bumped into someone from the very opposite end of the same culture - <b>Mr Big</b> sitting in bar a in Soho.</p>
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<p>Create Online's review section includes a block of stuff on my old place of employment, <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>. I present a few quotes with no comment: "Worst thing: The lack of a good, solid navigation that lives with you throughout the site"<!-- Oh hang on a minute, I AM going to comment on this after all. This was always my biggest fight with Time Out - that there should be some clear and clean and as-consistent-as-was-humanly-possible navigation system for the site. But it seems it was not to be. Too many people had read small articles about how navigation should be intuitive not consistent - that you should guide, not just structure. Very frustrating when you know that there is an element of truth in what they're saying, but that not QUITE in the way that they're saying it. -->, "Navigation: Could be improved. Once you click one section deep, you're left with navigation for your particular section, but not much about what was on the homepage. You have to figure out how to get back, which can be confusing." <!-- This one particularly amuses me. There was considerable discussion about whether you should be able to get to the front page of another city from Amsterdam or Berlin. The answer (as far as I was concerned) was clearly YES! It seemed to me that a completely legitimate use of the site would be to decide where to travel on holiday, and that without a relatively simple cross-site navigation and continual access across the site, you'd not easily be able to do this. More importantly there would be no illustration of depth of content - how would people know what ELSE you did if they were stuck in Hong Kong? -->, "First Impressions: I've seen the magazine, and the online version looks different and a little unpolished".<!-- This one really amuses me. Of all the things I tried to get through at Time Out it was the idea that the site should have a clear, well-defined and IMMEDIATLY PRESENTED PURPOSE. My angle was that the Time Out brand is known for different things by different people - that a New Yorker or a London might not think about the travel guide books (as indeed seems to be the case here) and immediately assume the site would be LIKE THE MAGAZINE. Which of course it isn't. Defeating this disappointment seemed to me the largest challenge to TimeOut.com and it was never addressed in the entire time I worked there. --></p>
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<p>Because it's interesting, and occasionally beautiful: <a href="http://www.users.nascr.net/~rgwill/bbc2a.htm">BBC Television and Radio Idents (BBC2)</a>.</p>
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<p>We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK. As <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a> quipped to me yesterday, "not a lot to be thankful for". I said we didn't really have many Pilgrim / Native American collisions in England. Or at least I can only assume that if we did have some, then they somehow missed the papers. America, I believe, invented the turkey and the potato - both Thanksgiving staples. Apparently Ancient Americans determined that turkeys and potatoes would be tremendous technological advances, and rapidly prototyped them out of thirty-six songbirds squished together and a couple of warmed stones. Years later, ironically, the place best known for both turkeys and potatoes in the UK is Norfolk, where my family live. There are, however, still no Native Americans there.</p>
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<p><b>Blackadder:</b> "To you it's a potato, to me it's a potato. But to Sir Walter Bloody Raleigh it's country estates, fine carriages, and as many girls as his tongue can cope with. He's making a fortune out of the things; people are smoking them, building houses out of them... They'll be eating them next." [<a href="http://www.xmission.com/~tchansen/blackadder/scripts/ba2-3-sc.htm">more, ever more</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Send me an MP3:</b> I'm feeling old and staid and kind of dull. Fancy sending me an MP3 so I can try out some new music? Limited time only - only for a short time, as I'm not always on a good connection. Please send your suggestions to <a href="mailto:tom.coates@btinternet.com">tom.coates@btinternet.com</a>. <B>Only one per e-mail (and one per punter) please!</B> [Thanks to <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">Darren</a> for the idea.]</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a> makes <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12550">Metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p>Those damn kittens with their evil, evil minds and staring lunacy - creeping up on me in the night and blowing hot breath on the back of my neck, making me sweat and making my eyes dart around in their skull cage. I hate them all... <a href="http://www.afroman.f2s.com/spacekitten/">Kill Kill Kill</a>.</p>
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<p>And <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> is now #1 on <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a>. Very exciting. <b>Join up, you bastards!</b></p>
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<p>So today is "Buy Nothing Day" - the third such event that I've been weblogging during. This year it has quite a stunning 'uncommercial' associated with it: <a href="http://adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/toolbox/uncommercial/usa.mov">Buy Nothing Day</a>. I'm definitely pro-Buy Nothing Day - I've been a supporter of No Logo-style politics (to a large extent) for a substantial period of time now. Interestingly though it didn't stop me last year, when I reported that <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_11_19_archive.shtml#1459941">the purchasing of a DVD player</a> on such a day simply increased the terrible thrill of purchasing - that addictive high was all the more satisfying because it was illicit.</p>
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<p>I'm fascinated by the way that the Guardian Online's editorial team's <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com/">weblog</a> only writes about <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> products. Speaking of which, I've just seen my first <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> in the flesh, and while it wasn't quite what I was expecting, it may actually be better. It's smaller than I thought it would be, more fun, slightly weirder looking though. Lust is mine.</p>
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<p>I've been ploughing through some of <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark's</a> old weblog stuff hidden away on <a href="http://web.archive.org">The Wayback Machine</a>. I miss gems like this:</p>
<p>"Top 10 Ways to Write Good<br />
10. Avoid alliteration. Always. <br />
9. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.<br />
8. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.<br />
7. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary. <br />
6. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. <br />
5. Don't abbrev. <br />
4. Its important to use apostrophe's right. <br />
3. Who needs rhetorical questions? <br />
2. One-word sentences? Eliminate. <br />
1. Stamp out, abolish, eliminate and avoid unnecessary redundancy."</p>
<p>"William Shakespeare's middle name was Colin! Ok, that's a lie. But that's the point! What a great idea... <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000510211357/http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~hancockd/lotd.htm">Lie of the Day</a>! Every day, a new lie!"</p>
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<p>So <A href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> yet again tries to show the rest of us up by producing a totally practical, well-fashioned and elegant new design for <a href="http://www.obscurestore.com/">Romenesko's Obscure Store and Reading Room</a>. It's not revolutionary, but it's beautifully simple. He's truly dispicable and he must be stopped.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected.org</a>: <a href="http://userpages.umbc.edu/~econra1/doc/hofstadter.html">Hofstadter's Law</a>: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."</p>
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<p>When the BBC rebranded themselves as BBCi, they also relaunched their search facility on <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">bbc.co.uk</a>. They made it look something like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/current_bbc.gif" title="click to see image full size" style="border: 0px;"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/current_bbc.gif" width="400" border="1" class="image" /></a></p>
<p>At the time I wasn't <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_11_04_archive.shtml#6936160">very impressed by this arrangement</a> and made myself fairly unpopular by mocking up a couple of cheap and easy alternatives:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/results_2.gif" title="click to see image full size" style="border: 0px;"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/results_2.gif" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/search_results.gif" title="click to see image full size" style="border: 0px;"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/search_results.gif" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></a></p>
<p>That's all...</p>
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<p><b>Today's anthem:</b><br /><br />
Gonna make my move, gonna make it stay!<br />
Gonna make it last, never mind the past,<br />
Living for today!<br />
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Gonna take my chance, gonna rock and dance!<br />
Gonna hit the ground with a brand new sound,<br />
Looking for romance...<br />
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Hey, hey - you know what you want me to say<br />
Right, right, fight, fight,<br />
We can start a glorious day!<br />
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Glorious children on my mind, glorious wastings of my time,<br />
Glorious plans we make up, forcing things in line...<br />
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Gonna rock it out!<br />
Gonna scream and shout!<br />
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Gonna do it right!<br />
Standing in the light!<br />
Perchin' on the clouds!</P>
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<p><b>Saturday night in a nutshell:</b> Funny days Saturdays. The last year's been kind of difficult, so it was a delight to rediscover that I'm able to go outside and have an angst-free evening with people I really like. I went into town to buy a birthday present for a friend - wandered around the shops and met up with <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> before wandering down to meet <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Dan</a> at the <b>Retro Bar</b> for the Big Gay Blogmeet (2). Many poofs were in attendence - I won't go into too much detail about who could and couldn't come. Everyone seemed nice and fun and up for a good time. Dan was a particular delight - a lovely, charming gentleman full of interesting conversation. If you can only choose one gay weblogger for your Christmas hamper, I would thoroughly recommend him.</p>
<p>Since I left that meet at around nine, I found myself very late for my cross-town birthday party. And I have to be honest - I was kind of dreading it. I'm not always the most sociable of people, and over the last few months I've got very used to, and comfortable with, my own company. But the whole party was a delight. Two of my old flatmates were there - neither of whom I was expecting to see. Plus Kate from my current flat. The <A href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Kitsch Bitch</a> herself made an appearance. And Josh and Leon - two old school-friends of my host - were also present.</p>
<p>At this point I should probably mention that I'm extraordinarily washed out and am writing badly. If you want glamour and sex, you should probably go read <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a>.</p>
<p>Anyway - as evenings go this one would be hard to top - there were balloons to blow up and assemble, large amounts of wine and vodka, occasionally more potent substances, really nice company and a lot of opportunities to catch up with some of my nearest and dearest. Thank god for friends. Here's to you, <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a>!</p>
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<p>You've no doubt seen the bloody irritating 'pop-under' ads for <a href="http://www.x10.com/home/offer.cgi?!TTAB3,../techtoysab3.htm">this webcam</a>. According to an article at the <b>BBC</b> the adverts were so intrusive and annoying that they had to set up a <a href="http://www.x10.com/x10ads.htm">page</a> to deal with queries about them. The most interesting part of the page? If you click <a href="http://www.x10.com/home/optout.cgi?DAY=30&PAGE=http://www.x10.com/x10ads1.htm">here</a> you won't see those bloody adverts for another thirty days.</p>
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<p>You know what I need? I need a logo. More to the point, I need <B>two</B> - two iconic logos - MTV adaptability and BBC2 style simplicity for both <b>plasticbag.org</b> and Barbelith. Send me some logos that you've made and I'll stick em on the site for all of our drunken pleasures...</p>
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<p>Today's submitted logos come from Grant Cook.</p>
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<p>Now of course all the Americans with any sense whatsoever will have watched the Buffy musical episode. And no doubt they adored it. And no doubt they'll continue to be smug about it for the many months it may be before those of us abroad who exist without satellite or cable television get to see it. Bastards. But in the meantime, the rest of us can experience the glorious thrill and be tantalised by the <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com/vid_player.html?buf607&buf2min_q">trailer</a>.</p>
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<p>A useful tool for designers looking for colour harmonies and contrasts: <a href="http://www.easyrgb.com/">EasyRGB</a>.</p>
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<p>Feeling horny? <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/cam/">This</a> will get you off. Mmmm. <b>iBook</b>.</p>
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<p>Working with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> is a strange and occasionally unsettling experience. But it has its rewards. Like watching him suddenly get obsessed with pixel fonts on a Tuesday morning, and produce four or five of them by the end of work [<a href="http://www.iamcal.com/fonts/">Pixel Six, Cubic Five and Square Dance</a>]. And knowing that he's got so excited about it that he has done at least two or three others - including italics. And knowing that he'll probably not <b>use</B> them for anything. At all. I miss that kind of random passion. The 'I must do this <b>now</b>' feeling. It's been a while since any project was anything other than a mental battle against the urge to stuff chocolate into my face and watch bad TV.</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> If something is funny, is it in fact <b>more</b> true than if something is merely <b>true</b> and boring? </p>
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<p>I got an e-mail from an old friend who's just fallen off the cliff into his thirties and has decided to celebrate the occasion by getting new heating. You couldn't make it up, frankly. He send me some pictures from our epic camping trip around England (1990?), during which much mutual toleration of bad music tastes was undertaken. I think it was that trip that cemented my distaste of R.E.M. He sent me a couple of pictures. They're amusing (wish there were some of me from the same period). They are represented below...</p>
<p><b>Simon</b><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="1"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/photo_simon.jpg"></td></tr></table></p>
<p><b>Glyn</b><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="1"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/photo_glyn.jpg"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>I have spent much of my lunch-time cutting out and colouring in a huge crab, to be worn around the head of <a href="http://www.rathergood.com">rathergood</a> nutter Joel Veitch. We had a whole pack of marker pens. It was great. The rest of the office looked at us liked we'd accidentally let our dog pee in their coffee.</p>
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<p>I also discovered that I'd got paid for something and immediately decided that along with my mother's traditional Christmas contribution I could now afford to buy myself an <http:///www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a>. Ludicrous idea of course. <a href="http://www.microanvika.com">Micro Anvika</a> sold out yesterday. This moment may never come again...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Dan</a> puts up a <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/notebook/00000249.html">rogues gallery</a> of his time in England. See if you can spot me.</p>
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<p><b>George Harrison</B> has died. It's being talked about on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12751">Metafilter</a> and <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/3/6/6/8/">TCN</a>. I've just listened to Here Comes The Sun - by way of a tribute. Ironically, it was only three months ago that <a href="http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2001/08/03/harrison/">Salon debunked rumours that he was dying</a>.</p>
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<p>Interesting toy of the day is <a href="http://www.moodstats.com/">Moodstats</a> - a little application by the people behind <a href="http://www.k10k.net">k10k</a>. You input several key characteristics of your day, every day along with a few notes and a diary entry. This information is sync'ed with a central database (if you register and pay 'em of course), allowing you to annotate your life. If it were linked with a web publishing application like <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> or <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> it might become truly useful rather than just momentarily entertaining...</p>
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<p>Must visit beautiful site of the day is <a href="http://www.nothing.ch/home/index.html">nothing.ch</a>.</p>
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<p>Watch in awed wonder. The crab that I coloured in yesterday has been <a href="http://www.afroman.f2s.com/londoncrab/">wandering around London</a>, scaring the tourists.</p>
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<p>If I were a <a href="http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/villain.html">Bond Villian</a>, I'd be ... <b>Octopussy</b>!? And if I were an evil criminal... <img src="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/elizabethbathory.jpg" title="I am Elizabeth Bathory."><br \><a href="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/">Which Evil Criminal are <i>You</i>?</a></p>
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<p>So Tom Cruise manages to get <b>another</b> claim that he is gay squashed through the courts [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/showbiz/newsid_1686000/1686039.stm">BBC News</a>]. This time a judge has ruled that the star isn't gay. Quite how he checked isn't mentioned. The interesting thing about this story is that if Cruise <b>did</b> turn out to be gay after all of this he'd almost certainly have perjured himself time and time again. The question is though - why do so many people think he <b>is</b> a poof?</p>
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<p>I was on the radio on Thursday night - <a href="http://www.lbc.co.uk">LBC</a> to be precise - explaining (and promoting) <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a>. At least I think I was - I wasn't able to get home in time to actually hear it, and their archived sessions don't seem to have been recently updated. I said beforehand that I would prefer not to do anything live, as I knew I'd get nervous and stumble over my words. And in fact I did that anyway, but never mind. Did anyone hear it?</p>
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<p>This weekend has been a purging experience. I've mostly been ploughing through my belongings, throwing out things that are no longer relevant and organising everything else into carefully composed piles and sub-piles. I'm worried (of course) that these piles and sub-piles will recombine into a large pile at any moment. To avoid this, I'm leaving them in the middle of my bedroom floor as a kind of statement of "This is not finished - don't even think of getting on with your life until I've been properly put away". Three full bin-bags have so far left the room, full of holed socks, scraps of paper, ancient bills and scraps of paper.</p>
<p>Along with this process comes discovery. I've found a pad of over a hundred tiny post-its, each decorated with its own superhero face. Some of them have names and ridiculous super-abilities. Others brood anonymously. I've found amusing postcards showing the "Attack of the 50-ft Christ" and "The failings of New Labour". I've found CDs which must never have had boxes to put them in, and more books than there are shelves to contain them. I have found more than my fair share of unused passport photographs - showing my transformation from long-haired naif through scrawny palid and all the way through my subsequent en-lard-ening. I could place them in a line and name the enterprise "The history of pie consumption".</p>
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<p>Saturday afternoon was <a href="http://www.youngvic.org/monkey1.html">Monkey Magic</a> with Corny and his family. There are times - horribly bizarre times - when I am become his wife.</p>
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<p>You're <a href="http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,186660,00.html">kidding</a> me? This is <b>IT</b>?</p>
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<p>Is hyperlinking free? Can you link to whomsoever you wish? According to <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>, apparently not! Chris Raettig received <a href="http://chris.raettig.org/email/jnl00036.html">this e-mail</a> a couple of days ago, asking him to remove the link to their site as they didn't have a 'formal agreement' that he could do so. The very basis of the World Wide Web is challenged by such legal claims - being asked not to link to someone else's site compromises your ability to comment upon and reference online material. And if you can be legally challenged simply for linking to someone, then <b>every</b> link must be legally suspect - a 'fact' which could cripple the free flow of information as it would affect <b>all</b> sites - from news portals to search engines! So I'm asking you today, in the defence of online freedoms, to link to <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a> today. Say nothing libellous, but feel free to be snarky about them...</p>
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<p>Fragments of a conversation about <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/play/">Grant Morrison and fictional universes</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Not for the squeamish:</b> Bored of shagging <b>actual</b> men? Inflatable men no longer meeting your needs? From the people who brought you the female 'real dolls' now comes... <a href="http://www.realdoll.com/ads.html">the Male Realdoll</a>... You have to wonder what kind of people would buy one of these. <b>Warning: dodgy fake naked people designed for sex...</b></p>
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<p>Created by the immortal Denise Wilton - graphic designer on <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> - I hereby present <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/crab/">B3ta's cut-out-and-keep finger crab</a>. And when you've made your own crab model, you can send pictures of yourself playing with it to <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/crab/">The Crab Challenge</a>.</P>
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<p>You know what's slightly annoying? Having your inadequacies as a meme-spreader brought vigorously into perspective through comparison. <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and I both link to the <a href="http://chris.raettig.org/email/jnl00036.html">KPMG link e-mail</a>. I do not know who does it first - it's certainly a close-run thing. Anyway - that's irrelevant. But almost everyone who subsequently linked to it cited <b>Jason</b> as their source. What's that about? I think it's because I write really boring crap every so often for months at a time. That's got to be the reason...</P>
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<p>Just to clarify - I'm completely not grumpy about people referencing seeing links via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> rather than me. He's a much more reliable source of industry-relevant and fun links than I am - plus he doesn't get all morbid about his career stalling twice a week. Very cool discussion of the <b>KPMG</b> controversy over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12831">Metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p>If you fancy a laugh, and are prepared to hear me mumble my way through a radio interview, then <a href="http://www.lbc.co.uk/real_audio/the_lab2.ram">click here</a> and skip about ten or twelve minutes in to hear me interviewed about <a href="http://www.secretsanta.com">Secret Santa</a> and about my, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal's</a> and Denise's efforts to help Santa this <b>Secret Holiday Gift-Giving Robot Day</b>.</p>
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<p>Can anyone explain to me what <a href="http://www.dnso.org/clubpublic/nc-org/Arc00/msg00239.html">this</a> actually means, so I don't have to read it myself?</p>
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<p>Hmmm. Interesting - a little research via Google and a tip-off by a rather dubious hotmail address has sent me over to <a href="http://boingboing.net/2001_12_01_archive.html#7649957">boingboing.net</a>, where there is discussion about something called <i>Danza</i>/WHAT. A little more research leads me to see that the images that seem to be attached to the discussion are being hosted (weirdly) at <a href="http://www.craphound.com/">Craphound.com</a>. There's only a couple of pieces of actually pertinent information that I seemed to be able to drag out of the hyperbolae of the piece - firstly that it's relatively cheap and secondly that everyone's going to have one in five years time... </p>
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<p>Jason is a genius - he's done a <a href="http://web.0sil8.com/">parody</a> of the growing interest on weblogs about <i>Danza</i>. You'd think people would get that he was kidding, but no - <a href="http://boingboing.net/2001_12_01_archive.html#7649957">people who should know better</a> - <a href="http://www.jish.nu">people who are actually interested in what Danza may turn out to be</a> - they're citing what he's saying as if it were solid fact. <b>He's taking the piss guys - he hasn't got a clue what Danza is</b>...</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">hmmm. interesting.</a></p>
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<p>Keep your eyes on <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired.com</a> today - there seems to be an usual amount of interesting news appearing. Rumour of the moment: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,48855,00.html">LCD iMacs Due at Macworld</a>. Scientific 'Wow' of the moment: <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,48861,00.html">Astronomers 'See' Dark Matter</a>.</p>
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<p><b>KPMG updates:</b> 1) A couple of cool bits of correspondence at <a href="http://www.politechbot.com/p-02885.html">Politech</a>. 2) A fun article at Wired.com: <A href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,48874,00.html">Big Stink Over a Simple Link</a> - featuring lots of good lines and salient points from <A href="http://chris.raettig.org">Chris</a>, one quote from me that makes me sound like an illiterate hacker, and one quote that makes me sound like the <b>Che Guevara</b> of the weblogging world. 3) <A href="http://chris.raettig.org">Chris</a> has also been doing interviews with <b>Wall Street Journal</b> and <b>USAToday</b>. So look out for those. We'll leave you with this message: <b>Keep linking free, you ass!</b> [We love you: <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">kpmg</a>, <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">kpmg</a>, <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">kpmg</a>]</p>
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<p>Oh (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) and (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) you can (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) keep (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) up (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) with (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) all (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) the (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) news (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) that's (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) fit (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) to (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) print (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) over (<a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>) at <a href="http://chris.raettig.org/email/jnl00040.html">Chris' site</a>...</p>
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<p><b>Micro branding reminder:</b> Correct: <i>plasticbag.org</i> - Incorrect: Plastic Bag, Plasticbag or Plastic-Bag. <b>Tag line if required:</b> "Finding Magic in the Mundane." <b>Origins:</b> Multiple, including self-conscious reference to <a href="http://www.plasticbag.de">plasticbag.de</a>, <A href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0169547">American Beauty</a>, disposability, functionality and modernity. <b>How good is the site:</b> Adequate at best. <b>Have you got a reliable job?</b> No, not really. <b>Do they have electricity in England:</b> Yes. <b>Do you have indoor 'bathrooms' yet?</b> Yes. <b>What's your favourite colour?</b> Blue. <b>Are you ever going to redesign?</b> Er....</p>
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<p>Should a serious issue be protested about seriously? No. At least not when the actions of the entity you are protesting against can be made to seem ridiculous. There is no defence against feeling like an idiot. Aggression causes aggression - being shown up to be absurd cause embarrassment. As Emma Goldman said, "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution". You could add after that... "I'll make my own..."</p>
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<p>Hey <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>! Look! They've gone and mentioned <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a> in the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/06/technology/circuits/06DIAR.html?searchpv=nytToday">New York Times</a>! Woo - and lo there was a day of press...</p>
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<p>Find out all you never needed to know about <a href="http://www.starfury.demon.co.uk/uground/walford.html">Walford East</a> tube station...</p>
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<p>When <a href="http://b3ta.com/people/davegorman/">B3ta interviewed Dave Gorman</a>, it was <i>moida</i>: "Q: Have you found any other Danny Wallaces yet? A: No. But then I'm not looking."</p>
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<p>If anyone has a copy of Thursday's New York Times, I would really appreciate it if you could e-mail me - <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I would like a print copy of the <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> piece.</p>
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<p>There's only two days left to sign up for <a href="http://thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> - so if you want to take part, you're going to have to get a bloody move on, frankly...</p>
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<p>I'm always delighted when I come across an attractive and well-thought through adaptation of an old Christmas staple: <a href="http://hoopla.com/advent/">Advent Calendar</a>.</p>
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<p>I'd be very interested in hearing the experiences of people who have signed up to The Direct Marketing Authority's lists. They claim to reduce your spam e-mail, the crap through your letterbox and the number of annoying people who ring you up to sell you double-glazing. You can do all these things through <a href="http://www.dma.org.uk/Shared/Consumer.asp">this site</a>. Perhaps unsurprisingly - I'm resistant to give my home details and e-mail address to a direct marketing organisation - no matter how apparently honourable their intentions...</p>
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<p>Question - is this Sisters of Mercy song a big gay song?</p>
<blockquote><b>Something Fast</b><br /><br />
all the things<br />
we never needed<br />
i don't need them now<br />
all the things<br />
were always confidential<br />
and hidden from me anyhow<br /><br />
you can stand all night<br />
at a red light anywhere in town<br />
hailing maries left and right<br />
but none of them slow down<br />
i seen the best of men go past<br />
i don't want to be the last<br />
gimme something fast<br /><br />
God knows everybody needs<br />
a hand in their decision<br />
some of us are not so sure<br />
i seen his own held out<br />
for a ride on television<br />
i think he's still in Baltimore<br /><br />
you can stand all night<br />
at a red light anywhere in town<br />
hailing maries left and right<br />
but none of them slow down<br />
i seen the best of men go past<br />
i don't want to be the last<br />
gimme something fast</blockquote>
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<p>With flatmates out of the country for the weekend, peace slowly descends on Tomville...</p>
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<p>You really have to love <a href="http://chris.raettig.org">Chris</a>. I mean, he's out for a stroll and he just can't resist that one <a href="http://chris.raettig.org/closet/stroll1.jpg">extra</a> <A href="http://chris.raettig.org/closet/stroll2.jpg">dig</a>. <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a>'s hat is full! Check your e-mail if you've been participating...</p>
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<p><b>Phew!</b> The <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a> e-mails have gone out - I only WISH that they'd done so smoothly... All but 45 of the 621 final Santa e-mails were sent out this morning - the other forty-five (which included some of the ... let us call them ... most <b>vocal</b> of the UK blogging scene) got stuck somewhere in our server and couldn't be retrieved for love nor money...</p>
<p>When we finally <b>did</b> manage to get them out from the damn server, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> had to go, only having time to export them to a not entirely Mac / PC compatible format, which I was then unable to import into my e-mail program. So the last forty-five e-mails had to be cut and pasted in by hand - since every single one is unique. Which would have been been great if I hadn't been a bit frayed from a day of relatively unsuccessful design work, and put the wrong wishlist URL in ten of them. So there then followed an incredibly apologetic e-mail, a careful and comprehensive checking of the whole process, and then another e-mail sent out to those people with all the details in it, this time all present and correct...</P>
<p>Most of the immediate responses seem to be unbelievably positive. I know that I've already bought my present for the person I'm <b>Secret Santa</b>-ing for... </p>
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<p>Terrifyingly accurately, a <a href="http://darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm">How British Are You?</a> quiz told me, "I am 77.5% British, just like <b>Michael Caine</b> Though you know your way around London you are most likely to retire to the West Coast of the USA."</p>
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<p><a href="http://groups.google.com">Google Groups</a> has now fully archived the last twenty years worth of Usenet posts - which means that you can now experience several historical events as they were experienced by people of the time. Or alternatively, you can do what I did, and try and find your first post on Usenet - which seems to be <a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cltec&start=10&hl=en&scoring=d&rnum=18&selm=D94rL0.4Gx%40info.bris.ac.uk">May 1995</a> for me...</p>
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<p>I just got an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a>. I've been thinking about it for ages, and the angst of my financial situation has always consumed me. But a momentary glimmer of financial light appeared, and rather than invest in my future I decided that the time had come for frivolity once more. And this glimmer coincided with the fortuitous arrival of said tech item at my local <a href="http:///www.microanvika.com">Micro Anvika</a>.</p>
<p>So I'm busy making a pact with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> that he'll be there when I do the evil deed, and <a href="http://www.tsluts.com">Rob</a> overhears my evil scheme and decides he wants in. And rightly so, because it's going to be an epic trip...</p>
<p>So we hop on a bus after a crafty fag and emerge bouncing and over-caffeinated at Tottenham Court Road. The <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPods</a> are almost throwing themselves off the shelves and into people's grubby little mitts. I get the second to last one. They only came in that morning... Matt's waiting outside, because he didn't realise that we couldn't wait for him. Rob accidentally buys himself a <A href="http://www.sony.com/clie">Sony Clié</a>. And then we went and ate pies in a pub and it was really nice.</P>
<p>Then miraculously (and only two hours after we left) we're back in the office, and I discover that the <a href="http://www.apple.com/imac/">iMac</a> I work on doesn't have a firewire port, so I'm left frustrated for still more hours. I fiddle around for a while longer at work and run home to play.</p>
<p>Ten minutes later I'm hideously disappointed. And then half an hour after that, I'm bouncing with excitement once again. Then Kate comes home and we watch <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0243155">Bridget Jones' Diary</a> on video, which she got through the post at work today. Last time we watched it, it was a rough cut - and there's this great bit in the middle of the fight where the screen goes all black and it says "FACE POV / DARCY" or something similar and it kind of spoilt the flow. This time, however, I have to confess I really enjoyed it. Although I now find myself consigned to the mass population of this country who want to bone Colin Firth. But I digress...</p>
<p>It's almost midnight and I have to sleep and this entire post is over-excited arse, but who the hell cares, right? Woo. My <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> is full to bursting with dodgy MP3s of crappy songs from the eighties and I'm kind of tired and I'm going to bed, exhausted and happy and <b>who needs a goddam boyfriend anyway?!</b></P>
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<p><a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> finally reveals what <a href="http://web.0sil8.com/episodes/megway/home.html">Danza/WHAT</a> is, and all I can say is <i>I've got to get me one</i>. They look neat! [And yes, I was in on the joke, I'm afraid].</p>
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<p>I found this one via <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, which is always a shameful confession for me: <a href="http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/fa/20011210.fa.03.ram">Geoff Nunberg talks about the weblogging phenomenon (Real Audio)</a>. In this little radio segment, he compares weblogging, with all it's diarist minutiae to <A href="http://www.kokonino.com/DiaryOfANobody/">Diary of a Nobody</a> - which started me thinking. Exactly when did the weblogging format cease to be seen as a medium designed for insight and critical judgement and start being viewed as a place where people obsess about the trivia of their lives? I don't think it had occurred to me before that this form of weblog was now the most prevelant - almost to the exclusion of other types. I don't know how I feel about this...</p>
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<p><b>Suggestion for a really devisive website:</b> So you go to <A href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a> and you travel to the <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseIndex.asp?idx=total">all-time links section</a>. Pulling out the information from that page dynamically, you tag up all the weblogs in the top two-hundred listings. And then you automatically divide this into chunks. The top twenty are labelled "A-list", the next forty are labelled "B-list", the next sixty are labelled "C-list". The final eight are labelled "D-list". No one else is mentioned... Hilarity ensues...</p>
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<p>Damn him. Damn him for being less crap than me. Damn him for redesigning <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">Brainsluice</a> brilliantly in the amount of time it takes me to move a piece of text three pixels to the left, sweat, have a panic attack and lie down. <b>Related question:</b> Is Davo a Hobbit? He does come from Noozle-land, after all...</p>
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<p>I was out <a href="http://meets.gblogs.org.uk/xmas2.html">drinking with webloggers</a> last night and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and I were busy <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">comparing</a> <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">toys</a>, and he showed me the article that he pubished on <a href="http://iam.upsideclown.com/2001_12_13.shtml">upsideclown</a> today. And I was blown away.</p>
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<p><b>KPMG update:</b> Just gave a few quotes to a friend at the Big Issue about KPMG - it should be out on Monday if you're interested. In the meantime, <a href="http://chris.raettig.org">Chris</a> was interviewed in the Observer last weekend - here's a salient quote: "In other words, anyone seeking to place a link to it on their site requires prior approval from KPMG. It would be inappropriate for a family newspaper to summarise Raettig's response to this preposterous assertion. The salient point is the staggering contempt for the web implicit in KPMG's stance. It makes one wonder who would buy e-business consulting advice from a firm that takes such a line? "</p>
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<p>Addendum to post about weblogs obsessing on the trivia of people's lives. I should clarify that I wasn't so much talking about the tendency to write about the trivia of one's life, but about the public perception of the weblogging phenomenon. Since I started it seems to have evolved from being viewed as a kind of web filter or industry comment organ through to being a kind of dynamic diarist medium where quality of writing was paramount to finally being viewed as a populist organ for the dissemination of trivia. I have no problem with weblogs of any of these types - and in fact they all have existed in one for or another for years before <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> emerged. What I'm slightly surprised by is how the dominant <b>perception</b> of them has changed from journalism to personal writing to trivia. The 'potential' of the form seems to have become less interesting to people...</p>
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<p>I really missed <a href="http://www.napster.com">Napster</a>. But then I found <a href="http://www.limewire.com">Limewire</a>. My file-sharing needs are fulfilled once more. Remember children - as it said on the front of my <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> when I pulled it from the box... "Don't steal music..."</p>
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<p>The depressing thing about the <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseIndex.asp?idx=total">Blogdex All-Time List</a> is that there's nowhere to go but down. In the few months that it has been up and running, I have gradually watched myself slump further and further down the list... Not that it matters, it doesn't <b>mean</b> anything... It's just kind of depressing that each time you pop in and check on who has been linking to your site recently, you see that it has become even less popular than such trivial institutions as <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>, <a href="http://www.linkandthink.org/">The World AIDS day 'link and think' campaign</a> and some beardy gentleman called <a href="http://www.zeldman.com">Jeffrey Zeldman</a>. I mean - like anyone <b>cares</b> about them anyway? I've said it before and I'll say it again, "It's all about <b>me</b>..." When will you bastards realise that?</p>
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<p>I received my gift from <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a> today. It was all wrapped up and I didn't want to spoil it for myself, so I'm going to save it until Christmas Day. Apart from the frustration of keeping the system running (which is more of a frustration for <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> I have to confess, because he handles the technical stuff on this project), this has been a tremendously rewarding experience. I know that other people's gifts have started to arrive as well - and I hope everyone's feeling the mood take them over.</p>
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<p>Will someone answer honestly - do I look like <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2001_12_01_kb.html#7909890">Jack Nicholson</a>?</p>
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<p>Simon is responsible for a lot of the evil in the world. Well - maybe not a lot, but he is responsible for a photo-diary including <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201a.html">pictures of the latest blogmeet</a>. And frankly that's evil enough for me. Pictures include: <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201a.html">Stilllife of unwashed Tom's jowls next to hot bloke sans hair product</a>, <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201c.html">Portrait of the Brainsluice as a Young Drinker</a>, <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201d.html">Flathead and Coy Girl</a>, <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201e.html">The Insane Visionary</a>, <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201g.html">Scruff and Scrawn (featuring Tom)</a> and <a href="http://simon.fneh.net/2001/dec1201h.html">Pannett's Social Pose</a>.</p>
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<p>Particularly observant regulars may notice that I've removed the link to <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a> from the right-hand column of <b>plasticbag.org</b>. This is because my short stint of regular employment is coming to an end. I have a week more before the sporadics of freelance life take over again. Thankfully I've got a large bottle of tequila left from Gideon's last visit, so I doubt I'll stay depressed for long...</p>
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<p>There's an interesting article at the moment over at <b>The New York Times</b> about a legal restriction on hyperlinking, which is pertinent to the <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a> debacle. One instance in which it is now illegal to link to something (in the US at least) runs as follows: "There had to be clear and convincing evidence that the person responsible for the link (a) knew at the time that the offending technology is on the linked-to site, (b) knew that the offending technology is illegal under the D.M.C.A., and (c) created or maintained the link for the "purpose" of disseminating the tainted code." This refers to the distribution of DeCSS information that breaks the copy-protection on DVDs.</p>
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<p>Do you know where all the celebrities hang out in London? If so, do me a last minute favour and go and answer this <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/boards/main/4/2/0/3/">nice person's questions</a> over at <A href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>...</p>
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<p>So I have a thing about geeks. What can I say? I like their passion, I like the fact they're slightly bumbling, I like the innocuous clothing, I like the fact that there's a nervousness, I like the being a bit shy. These things appeal to me. But I'm only human, and a red-blooded one at that, so I have to confess that on occasion a fairly well assembled young gent will turn my head. Until now, the two have never before met in one individual... Presenting, Tobey Maguire as <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/columbia/spiderman/">Spiderman</a>.</P>
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<p>You know who else is cool (if under-represented on the interhighweb)? <a href="http://www.peafur.com/galler.htm">Serge, the Seal of Death</a>. Now, he's cool... Not hot, particularly. But cool. Definitely cool.</p>
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<p>To what extent is it appropriate when one reaches thirty to still blame one's parents for one's complete inability to relate to other people and form long-lasting and emotionally satisfying relationships? Probably not fair at all. I should stop, really.</p>
<p>When I think of my parents, I think of that famous line, "With patricide, the parents are never completely free of blame". I've always liked that. I don't know where it comes from.</p>
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<p>You know what? Sod the expense. I'm joining my local gym. Question - is it good to only be able to feel you can take the world on when you feel sexy? What happens when you stop feeling sexy through age? Or when you've got a bit fat and tired? Do you become a recluse and live in a hut? What then, eh? What then?</p>
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<p>Random URLs that I tried that shouldn't really exist, but do: <a href="http://www.burntheworld.com">Burn the World</a>, <a href="http://www.whatthefuck.com">whatthefuck.com</a>, <a href="http://www.bored.com">bored.com</a>.</P>
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<p>Putting all your favourite songs onto an <a href="http://www.ipod.com">iPod</a> throws up a few interesting juxtapositions. You're happily wandering through Clerkenwell listening to <a href="http://www.fourth-floor.co.uk/lyricfile/iwaswrong.htm">The Sisters of Mercy</a> in a kind of retro-bohemian, Berlin goth style and you're feeling quite self-satisfied in a homo superior "doesn't get enough sun" kind of way, and then Randy Crawford explodes into your ears with a heavy dose of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/9769/rb/s/street_life.html">Street Life</a>. I'm just saying it's strange, is all. Not bad.</p>
<p>Strange songs on my <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a>:</p>
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<li> Im Nin 'Alu, by <a href="http://home.global.co.za/~jvd/ofra.htm">Ofra Haza</a><br />
One of those bizarre songs that you listen to on "Now That's What I Call Fucking Bizarre Pop Music" when you're twelve, but don't <b>realise</b> that it's not normal pop music like Duran Duran, and so you get all excited by it and listen to it over and over and over.
<li> <a href="http://www.jopsite.com/mid_voyage1.html">Voyage Voyage</a>, by Desireless.<br />
As above - another weird 'turned up on a tape I bought when I was fourteen' song. This one sticks in my head particularly because Nicky Campbell said something really rude about them on Top of the Pops in 1986. I think he was suggesting that the lead singer wasn't very attractive or something. It was around this period that he said of Lisa Stansfield's "All Around the World", that the poor singer still couldn't find her child despite an extensive global search. How I laughed.
<li> <a href="http://www.todomusica.org/prince/prince20.shtml">Housequake</a>, by Prince.<br />
They're like relics, these songs. Crusty, freakish and old.
<li> <a href="http://gunther.simplenet.com/v/data/ghostbus.htm">Ghostbusters</a>, by Ray Parker Junior.<br />
I can play this on the piano. By which I mean that I can play the bit that everyone can sing in their heads, not the bridge bits that no one really cares about. Typically, my piano teacher made me learn to play endless dull tunes with names like "Marjuka Number 5" when I was a kid, despite the fact that I kept asking if there was any piano music for the theme tune to "Murder She Wrote". I learnt to play "Ghostbusters" when she wasn't looking, and then I showed her that I could play it, and she made everything more difficult from that point on. Plus, when I got a note wrong, she'd sweep her hands under my arms and moan "No, No!" until I wanted to cave her head in with a brick.
<li> <a href="http://www.poplyrics.net/waiguo/soundtrack/americanpsycho/001.htm">You Spin Me Round</a>, by Dope rather than Dead and Alive.<br />
From the soundtrack to <b>American Psycho</B>. God only knows why I have this. It's like Nine Inch Nails shagged 80s Europop by an alien radiation emitter and gave birth to some kind hideous hybrid pop-dance-rock monster of tacky proportions. "You spin me right round baby, round, round, like a record, baby, right round". For some reason this reminds me of a short-term piece of contract work as a temp in an defence contractor in Norfolk.
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<p>Get thee to <a href="http://www.limewire.com">Limewire</a>, my friends, and build your own screwed-up music collective of the weird taste of Tom. For without these songs bouncing around your psyche, you can't hope to understand the depths to which I've plunged...</p>
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<p>Right, that's enough bollocks for one day. I'm off to a Chanukah party.</p>
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<p>Never before did I fully understand the horrible difficulties of being a <a href="http://www.panackove.cz/data/_subpct/handicap.mpg">great big nasty right-wing facist</a>. And when you get bored of that, there's a new quiz at <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com/quiz.php">TCN</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">Trabaca</a> is a beautifully designed, touching site by a young, intelligent and in-the-process-of-telling-everyone-he's-a-poof young man. It's bloody great, and if you don't read it I'll smack you around the face with an articulated truck.</p>
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<p>Sigh. Another <a href="http://www.adcritic.com">victim</a> of the dot.com disaster - and one that you'd think would be the last to fail. How is it possible that a site that did nothing but show other people's TV adverts <b>free</b> could go under? You'd think that multi-national corporations would be delighted by the free publicity, and by people watching and rewatching the promotion of their products. The campaign starts here to encourage <A href="http://www.gap.com">Gap</a> and all the other regular TV advertisers to <b>pay</b> to maintain the site - as they should have been doing so all along...</p>
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<p>A recurrent theme at EMAP in recent weeks has been the battle between <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I about whether or not Mac Internet Explorer 5 is a good or a bad browser. Seriously. This is the kind of thing that keeps us busy all day. Cal maintains that a browser that doesn't conform to standards is a <b>bad</b> browser. I maintain that IE5 is not <b>substantially</b> worse than IE6 for PCs, and that although it has its problems, it has been lauded as one of the best browsers on the market.</p>
<p>Well now I'm prepared to throw the towel in. Who, in effect, gives a .... when <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/mac/DOWNLOAD/IE/ie51.asp">IE 5.1</a> is out. I'll let you know what I think of it when I get a moment...</p>
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<p><b>On the shock of discovering a work-ethic, and the horror of realising that this is why you've never made any money:</b> When payment seems in excess of workload, typically I have increased workload to compensate rather than saying "Thank you very much". I don't honestly know what's wrong with me...</p>
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<p>Well, tomorrow I depart fair London for cold Norfolk, where I plan to spend a week with my family. This will be the longest I have spent with them for about three or four years, so it may end in complete disaster, acrimony and arguments. I have to confess I'm slightly nervous. Still, I'm looking forward to seeing my little brother (now approaching six feet tall aged sixteen) and going to see <a href="http://www.lordoftherings.net/">Lord of the Rings</a> with him. If you wish to buy me a Christmas present, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">you can</a> - but of course <A href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa">Secret Santa</a> has taken the pressure off you a bit, so don't feel obliged in the slightest.</P>
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<p>If you get bored of dismal re-run Christmas television and <a href="">Only Fools And Horses TV Specials</a>, then you should go check out the <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/xmas2001/">highlights of iamcal.com</a> - a repository of good weblogging content. [Note for the punter who e-mailed me: "repository" does not mean something you insert anally in order to alleviate disease. That word is <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=suppository">suppository</a>.]</p>
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<p>Hey look! At work I went and designed a site for this guy who works at <b>Heat</b> magazine. Presenting <a href="http://www.morningaftertv.com/">Morning After TV</a> - built and programmed by my glamourous assistant (I'm going to get a smack) <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal Henderson</a>!</p>
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<p>The answer to the question <a href="http://www.unknownnews.net/highwater.html">Do you love America?</a> is clear. The answer is that America is a myth that many (but not all) free countries aspire to. The USA itself aspires to be America. But it isn't there yet. So yes, I think I love America. But the USA has a way to go yet... And questioning the USA and making sure that decisions are made democratically and in a fair and equitable manner is a way of aspiring to "America" not a subversive attempt to undermine it. </p>
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<p>I was on the train last night from Liverpool Street to Norwich, and I was sitting opposite this really cute guy. And at the end of the trip I offered him and the other passengers around me the Opal Fruits (sorry Starburst) that I had left over, and he took them, and unlike last time when I did something like this he didn't smile and reveal a massive gap between two of his teeth <b>or</b> have a grating maniac voice - which made the separation all the more poignant for me.</p>
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<p>I woke up this morning and it was snowing. And when we went shopping in Norwich, it was snowing. I feel so much more relaxed in Norfolk than I do in London. And weirdly, I feel much in control of my life, and therefore considerably more adult and responsible. To undercut this sensation, I watched Lord of the Rings with my little brother, and bought some more pointless things to give to people for Christmas.</p>
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<p>Last time <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> asked me to do something, he told me I must do what he told me because "I AM THE KOTTKE". I laughed indulgently, as you would. <a href=http://www.kottke.org/notes/0112.html#011221">Poor chap's losing it</a>!</p>
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<p><b>What is London?</b> London is a place a hundred-thousand miles away from here, where all the evils of the world live, and they don't know where I am at the moment, and they can't contact me by phone because it's turned off and has been for days, and they could e-mail me, but I'd probably not pick it up. The world outside Norfolk can go fuck itself for one week. I'm not in the slightest bit interested in what is happening out there.</p>
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<p>I'm worried about <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Mark</a>: "One more thing I'd like to record is that today my father implied he thinks i'm going to hell. He explained to me his concern, that he'd like me to be with him when we both eventually die, and he's worried about that not happening, because I study different religions ...now, that's pretty horrible." Of course I'm an atheist, so at one level this would of course sound horrific to me. But I suppose the core question is whether it is worse to believe that your son might not experience an afterlife, or to enforce your beliefs upon them. A horrible situation to be in, for all concerned...</p>
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<p>For anyone who's an infrequent user of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> - be warned, security at <A href="http://www.pyra.com">Pyra</a> was compromised recently and you should change your server log-in passwords and Blogger user names. You can check out the "sorry" message <a href="http://sorry.blogger.com">here</a> and read up about what happened <a href="http://status.blogger.com">here</a>. [Metafilter discussion about the problems <a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/1554/">here</a>.]</p>
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<p>Oi <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>! I've got something for you to play with! <b>A list apart</b> is looking for people to tell them about <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/macbrowsers/">Mac IE5.1 CSS rendering bugs</a>. And Lord knows I know you love talking about that!</p>
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<p>The most successful Christmas presents I have given this year have been the dumbest. I gave my brother some chocolate covered crickets and ants and the entire family has been talking about them ever since. Everyone's eaten some. My mother got almost hysterical and turned purple with horror after being forced to eat them by peer pressure. Very entertaining.</p>
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<p>Pictures - presented completely without commentary - of a building in Norwich, Norfolk, United Kingdom - just off the inner-link between Gas Hill and Anglia Square. Taken shortly after Christmas 2001 while my mother waited in the car.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/george_bush_front.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/george_bush_side.jpg" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> Please read this <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/03/george_bush_funeral_home.shtml">later note pertaining to the situation in Iraq</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Two tiny stories of country-living</b>:</p>
<p>The downstairs loo is out of bounds for me at the moment. Being back in the country has its benefits and its horrors. Prime amongst its horrors is the presence of thousands of bloody spiders. As a child, my bedroom floor was a spider graveyard - two or three spiders would be spotted a week, I'd leap feet into the air, find something aggressive to hit them with and then be too horrified by the corpses to clear them up. Two days ago I went into the downstairs loo to discover that I would be observed by a huge spider sitting half way up the wall. I haven't been in it since. Six hours after meeting my arachnid nemesis my brother went for a pee. He reappeared seconds later saying that he'd have to go upstairs because of the huge bloody spider. At least I'm not alone...</p>
<p>Returning from a film this evening with my brother in the car, we look up at the full moon and notice something neither of us have seen before. Surrounding the moon is a huge circle of difuse light - clean edges on the inside fading gradually to black on the outside. It looks like a huge iris in the sky - electric blue and black. My parents arrived shortly afterwards. Neither of them had seen anything like it before either.</p>
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<p><b>Back to basics:</b> It has come to the notice of the autocracy of plasticbag.org that Tom Coates has been remarkably slack in updating and maintaining the site of late. Tempted as we are to fire him and employ someone rather more dedicated to the cause, we have instead decided to force him to undertake a few small projects in the run up to the new year. If you would like to participate in these projects, then you should feel free...</p>
<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything:</b> As someone once said - good content on the cheap... Have you got a question for Tom? Would you like to see your name in sparkly lights? Ask him anything about the world and he will supply you with an answer... <b>Warning:</b> Answer may be incorrect. May cause bleeding. <A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=Dumb Question">Ask Tom a dumb question</a></p>
<p><b>A year in plastic:</b> Are you a long-standing plasticbag.org reader? What do <b>you</b> consider the best bits of crap Tom has written over the last year? If you are incorrect you will experience a small, but noticeable, electric shock. <A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=Tom and his Crap">Evaluate Tom's crap</a></p>
<p><b>Is Tom's life interesting enough to maintain a weblog, or should he just lie?</b> <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=i would die if it were any more interesting">Yes, it's interesting enough, dammit</a> | <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=lie to us loser">Lie to us, you loser</a> | <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=stop talking bunk">The question is bunk - you leave out all the interesting bits</a>...</p>
<p><b>Upcoming features:</b> (as soon as I can sort out my scanner and Photoshop...) Pictures of Tom and his brother in the snow! A photo of an amusing funeral home! And a brand new sparkling design for the best Plastic Bag site on the net (apart from <A href="http://www.plasticbag.com">plasticbag.com</a> and <a href="http://www.plasticbag.net">plasticbag.net</a>)!</p>
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<li>1) JaceLV asked me a very personal question about the size of my undercarriage. The answer is that it wouldn't fit in a pen cap but it would have no trouble fitting into the cargo compartment of a 747.</li>
<li>2) <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Dan</a> asked me whether or not I was really redesigning my site. The answer is that I have actually already redesigned it (as well he knows) - but that the problem is that I can't get the energy together to finish <b>building</b> the damn thing.</li>
<li>3) <A href="http://www.vodkabird.org">Vodkabird</a> was foolish enough to ask me how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I think it would have better things to do with its time. <a href="http://www.cws-scf.ec.gc.ca/hww-fap/woodchuc/woodchuc.html">Have a look</a> and tell me what you think...</li>
<li>4) And finally for today, some chap called <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">Graybo</a> asked me, "Are you bored?" - to which the only honest response is that I wasn't until I got your e-mail, old chap... Come on kids... You're not challenging me at all!</li>
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<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/osx">OSX</a> works remarkably more effectively with 440Mb of RAM than it does with 196Mb. Take note children - too little RAM will make your OSX experience a frustrating one.</p>
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<p><b>Tom Coates Explains Everything</b> 1) To <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">Graybo</a>, I answer - I would give my last Rolo to any of the following people, if they were to ask... Peter Harmer, Sigmund Freud, <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick Cornwell</a>, Grant Morrison, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David Pannett</a>, Max Thomas, Breckin Meyer, Ivan Massow and a great many others. 2) To <a href="http://simon.fneh.net">Simon</a> I answer: Boxers - since I was fifteen, with a brief dalliance with Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs as a nod to gay fashion - since abandoned. 3) To <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">Darren</a> I answer, if I were ninety years old I would remember nothing about weblogging in 2001 - because I would be too preoccupied with my prostate.</p>
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<p>Personal websites are the fanzines of the 21st Century. They're photocopied flyers and stapled together scraps of rubbish, with stolen images, ill-thought out words, tremendously creative in an idiosyncratic way. Interestingly though the aesthetic of most of these sites is either clean and ordered (post word-processing ideology of order) or futurist / high-tech (computer people have a habit of glorifying their culture). Not a lot of cut up and photocopied aesthetics. Would such an aesthetic be an affectation or a celebration?</p>
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<p>The yearly <a href="http://www.fray.com/hope/2001/">Fray New Year Special</a> is upon us once more. Twelve stories for twelve months. And you can post your own stories as well. You can see mine <a href="http://www.fray.com/hope/2001/post-december/index.shtml">here</a>.</p>
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<p>Brief answers only this morning - my throbbing head can answer all, but my fingers are incapable of typing... 1) To TomH I say, It takes seventy-three licks to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop. And for the other question... <a href="http://www.aj.com/main/followup.asp?qcat=laff&ask=what%27s+the+airspeed+of+an+unladen+swallow%3F&qsrc=0&o=0&snp=jeeves&qid=1D1A1CFCD457E64D9400803402C5DE9D&back=ask%3Dwhat%2527s%2Bthe%2Bairspeed%2Bof%2Ban%2Bunladen%2Bswallow%253F%26ori%3D0%26qsrc%3D0%26meta%3D1%26x%3D5%26y%3D12&qcatid=38&score=1&aj_ques=snapshot%3DJeeves%26kbid%3D478525&aj_logid=1D1A1CFCD457E64D9400803402C5DE9D&aj_rank=1&aj_score=1">What do you mean? An African or European swallow?</a> 2) To <a href="http://www.carbonatedink.com/me/lostpages/ ">Nik</a> I say - If I could be anyone else in the world, I wouldn't want to be William Shatner. And the entity which occupies the Shatner body chose him because he had a thing about hairpieces. 3) To <a href="http://www.freshfiltered.com">Hewligan</a> I say, I have thought about trying to write a couple of novels, but I'm really lazy and disorganised so I can't imagine it will ever happen. I'm not going to tell you the plots, just in case they're not crap, but they are called respectively "My day in hell" and "Prank". 4) To <a href="http://www.whereveryouare.org">Vaughan</a> I say - you can't ask three questions <!--
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<p>Flashback madness. I'm ten - I'm living in a little village in Norfolk called Belaugh. On Sunday mornings my dad drives to the nearest village (Wroxham) for the Sunday papers. Sunday is the only day of the week that the papers aren't delivered. I look forward to this all week, because it's pretty much the only time that I can guarantee I'll be able to leave my village and do anything interesting (apart from go to school). More importantly, I get my pocket money then, so it's all really exciting.</p>
<p>This particular weekend, my friend Adam is staying with me. We have remarkably similar tastes, and have been friends for a couple of years, since I started going to the Norwich School after leaving Town Close (where I was really happy). We go into the newsagents and start looking through the comic books. Now I'm sure I bought comic books before that - but I really don't remember then. But I remember reading the comic books I bought that day <b>again</b> and <b>again</b>. And until about an hour ago I didn't remember what they were - and thanks to the internet, <a href="http://home.vicnet.net.au/~dstudham/1982.htm">here they are</a>! If anyone knows a place in the UK where I can get these, I'd be astonishingly grateful.</p>
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<p>Could the <a href="http://www.spymac.com/">iWalk</a> be the next <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> big thing? PS. Don't believe the hype [Noticeable weirdnesses include discrepancies between colour and black and white screens, the fact that you never see the pen touching the screen, the fact that the text looks like it's been sharpened in some way, the fact that the buttons and jog wheel are so different from the iPod, the sheer boringness of the product, the fact that very few menus are shown flying around (which would be the first thing you would want to get a video of, but would be hard to render). Etc. etc.]</p>
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<p>They're back, and this time it's the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002"><b>Second</b> Annual Bloggies</a>. They're currently taking nominations. Last year, <b>plasticbag.org</b> won a couple, making me "Best European Poof". Which was nice! But I wrote less dull crap then, so with any luck <b>this</b> year, someone more deserving will go home with the huge stigma of caring whether or not they're popular and end up being pointed at by friends at the pub and softly mocked.</p>
<p>Having said that, of course, it wouldn't be sporting if I didn't encourage my readers to vote for me. I mean - it would surely be a pyrrhic victory if people felt that all their contemporaries had already abandoned all claims to the throne. So please, feel free to nominate <b>plasticbag.org</b> for any or all of the following: <b>Best European Weblog</b>, <b>Best Designed Weblog</b>, <b>Best Big Poof (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered) Weblog</b> and <b>Weblog of the Year</b>.</P>
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<p><b>Weird fact:</b> While there's no one in the UK who hasn't heard Kylie belt out "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" or seen her writhe around in a rather poorly assembled sheet, it's almost unheard of in America, where she's released a completely different single. The song, which was part of a particularly virulent batch of memetic song experiments developed in a secret subterranean laboratory, is sure to infect the entire US in a few months time...</p>
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<p>You know a forum's really successful when someone spends time developing a little gadget to help you get the ideal username. Presenting the <a href="http://www.publict.co.uk/fictionsuit.htm">Barbelith Fictionsuit Generator</a>. This is <b>Count ForbiddenLove</b> signing off...</P>
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<p>You know, just because I'm not posting very much at the moment doesn't mean that I'm not working on exciting <b>plasticbag.org</b> related projects. I just wanted to make sure you understood that.</p>
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<p>Songs for never-were and used-to-be lovers: <a href="http://paul.simon.org/paulsimon/chords/soright.html" title="A song more about how I wanted to feel when I was sixteen than how I ever felt. I still feel a bit like it. The person it was about is completely out of my life now.">Something So Right</a>, <a href="http://www.virginradio.co.uk/av/ram/moby.smi?src=moby/moby_everloving.rm" title="An instrumental that always reminds me of someone that I'm not really supposed to talk about. I was astonished when I first heard it. It had exactly the kind of quiet and melancholic strength of feeling that I had at the time...">Everloving</a>, <a href="http://www.poplyrics.net/waiguo/soundtrack/sexandcity/001.htm" title="My song for Mr Big.">Calling it Quits</a>. There are others, but they're too cheesy.</p>
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Another <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> offshoot: <a href="http://www.publict.co.uk/barbetest.html">Which 'Lither Are You?</a>. "I don't believe it, you're Tom Coates. The founder. Doesn't post much anymore. I worry about his bandwidth. Your answers suggest a correspondence of 64% to Tom Coates."
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<p>I can't be the only person in the world who finds bits of <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> endlessly frustrating. You try and import two and a half years of <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> entries, and it chokes almost immediately. Or to be more precise, <a href="http://www.pair.com">Pair</a> chokes on it. And it chokes half-way through carefully organised files you've made so that you can import in chunks. And when that happens you can't easily go and find the entries that are part of the last batch, because it can't render the list of entries in its entirety without (surprise) pair.com choking on it. Because you see, there's no 'next page' link on the entries page - instead you have to show all entries.</p>
<p>And when it's importing from more than one file, it doesn't import them in a logical order that I can see, so you duplicate some file's entries and miss others completely. And when you get too frustrated with the process, and reconcile yourself to using <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> until you die, and you try to delete the blog you've created, pair.com choke once more, throwing up endless server errors until you finally want everyone surrounding you to die and are spitting chunks and throwing strops. This can't be right. This is all wrong. Surely.</P>
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<p>And while I'm at it, I think it's about time I griped about <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. It's a wonderful democratic piece of software that I've used without paying a penny since the day it launched (apart from a tiny donation once). I love it. It's changed my life.</p>
<p><b>But</b> will someone please explain to me why you can't do a permalink for a day instead of just an entry?! It makes no sense! You have a variable for the archive page's file name. You have date formats that would work well as internal links on a page. Why then is it impossible to put the archive page tag in the date header!? Why doesn't that work!? It <b>should</b> work! And it would immediately increase the adaptability of the service!</p>
<p>And it would mean we could all make site's that work like <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason's</a> if we wanted to, without killing ourselves fighting with bloody <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>, which I also love but is still frustrating me beyond human belief.</p>
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<p>If I'm honest, I'm grumpy because I've got toothache again. And everything that follows (although all relevant complaints) is probably borne of dental pain. It's toothache like this that started most of the world's major shitstorms, if you ask me. Certainly at the moment I'd cheerfully fuck the world for some free dental work. Damn you Thatcher for screwing up the NHS dentists.</p>
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<p>Are you ready to go <b>back in time</b>? Want to read lots of old <b>plasticbag.org</b> crap from <b>before</b> it was even plasticbag.org? Do you miss <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/micro/micro1.htm', 'microlith','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=168,height=255')">this</a>?Think every design I've done in the last year and a half has been crap!? Well screw you, mister. Like I give a damn what you think! Or alternatively, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/">check it out</a>!</p>
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<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_05_28_xeno.htm#273050">Riothero's prom</a>!
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_07_30_xeno.htm#573493">Tom gets a haircut!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_07_30_xeno.htm#566384">Celebrity Big Brother Quake Castaway Deathmatch!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_07_30_xeno.htm#555310">Tom's fucked-up dream life!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_08_06_xeno.htm#588872">Regular Ivan Massow updates!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_06_18_xeno.htm#378997">Powazek quits. Riothero's Batman!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_06_18_xeno.htm#359339">Mark had a dream!</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_07_02_xeno.htm#431951">Tom gets into serious trouble...</a>
<li> <b>Flashback!</b>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_05_21_xeno.htm#252039">Relationship gets to "I run a website and you are on it" point!</a>
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<p>I write crap nowadays. I was much more fun then.</p>
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<p>The one of my heroes that <b>isn't</b> Steve Jobs has been <a href="http://www.spinnerrack.com/features/thirddegree/td020108_gmorrison.php">interviewed</a> and is his normal dazzling brilliant self. When asked what the world needs now, he replies, "More soldiers".</p>
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<p>On the cover of a book I'm reading there is this statement: "Triumphs of imagination such as the person you love is 72.8% water". Which made me think - is it a triumph of imagination to visualise the person you love as over a hundred pounds of water, or is it a greater leap of the imagination to look at said hundred pounds of water and decide to love it?</p>
<p>But the stuff that makes you human is the <b>other</b> stuff. Right? The 27.2% that <b>isn't</b> water. But that's clearly untrue. You might as well say that the person you love is one fifth coal to four fifths water. You'd still be way off. The person you love is a self-organising generated string of information that has mutated and transformed and lengthened and retransmitted itself over hundreds of millions of years. They are the latest holographic representation of a stream of information broadcast from the ancient past. They are the carriers of chinese whispers passed down from a universe of different creatures that have watched the world change - that have changed the world. And they are the only people that carry this message. Now <b>that's</b> something worth loving.</P>
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<p>Looks to me like <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net">Wil</a>'s onto a winner. He's selling personally autographed <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1058363092">Next Generation stuff</a> at the moment - and seems to be making a fair amount of money on it. Poor old Wil. Forever labelled by a character he played in an old sci-fi series.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, he was in the episode of Next Generation that I watched this evening on BBC2. The lines they gave that man must have been enough to drive a young man to suicide. His character was the lamest creature in fifteen star systems. Is it surprising that everyone hated him? Tonight some female character commented something along the lines of, "It's just as well you're cute, Wesley, otherwise you'd be insufferable". If I found him cute I'd be some kinda pervert. So I'm left agreeing with her other sentiments alone. I keep thinking that maybe an older actor might have been able to play these lines in a less annoying way - but I'm not sure it's possible. If you had Wesley for a child, you'd be continually encouraging him to act up. You'd be <b>begging</b> for it. You'd be going, "you want to have sex with a prostitute, son?" or, "Daddy's got some heroin...!"</p>
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<p>There's going to be an <a href="http://status.blogger.com/status.blogger/2002_01_01_arch.asp#8535092">announcement</a> tomorrow regarding Blogger. Could it be that we're finally going to have to <b>pay</b> for the damn thing? Could it be that there'll be some kind of increased functionality? Could it be that <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> has found a business partner who's going to splash millions of dollars in his lap to make the service horrifically amazing?</P>
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<p>I've suddenly started getting lots of traffic and I don't quite know why. If you've seen <b>plasticbag.org</b> in a magazine or a newspaper or anywhere unusual in an article or something, could you <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a>. Thanks.</p>
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<p>Want to know what was <b>really</b> going on in the Lord of the Rings? Then read the many <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire/">secret diaries</a> of the various participants...</p>
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<p>Now that someone has actually <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com/archives/2002_01_06_onlineblog_archive.html#8551640">broken the news</a> on a site (rather than just on a mailing list), I think it's time I gave my opinion on the proposed "Premium Blogger" that is rumoured to cost $30 a year. Bear in mind that at the time of posting, there has been no word from <a href="http://www.pyra.com">Pyra</a> on this app. There's a discussion over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/13688">Metafilter</a>, but here's my take on it as posted to <b>UKBloggers</b>:</p>
<p>"The big question then is going to be do you have any idea about
how this premium stuff is going to work?</p>
<p>I had a long conversation with megnut when she was still with
blogger about what their plans were with Blogger Pro - which
this sounds very much like - and the big issue seemed to be
what you're getting people to pay for...</p>
<p>For example - are you paying for a premium membership with
as many blogs as you like? In which case how do you stop
people disseminating the log-in details to run a hundred blogs
from the same account? If you ARE running a premium blog - do
other people who are allowed to post on the same blog have to
pay to use it? Is there a difference between a user who runs fifty
blogs each with a thousand posters on each and one who runs
one weblog which he posts to every month. Etc. etc.</p>
<p>"There are many more questions - particularly for people whose
sites consist of several blogs bolted together...</p>
<p>"I'd pay in an instant. Particularly for extra functionality. But I'm
interested in what the service will include. I think there are
various ways they could go... five blogs perhaps with a maximum
of twenty users between them (for example) would be a good
system as far as I was concerned. But there WILL be
consolidation of individuals using them.</p>
<p>"Having said that it's still better to have three users paying $10
each than three users paying nothing..."</p>
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<p>Of course the best thing about working from home is that you don't have to go outside. And correspondingly the worst thing about it is that most of your stories involve particularly sticky patches on the kitchen floor, the number of cigarettes you've smoked in a day and how you're duvet has got stuck down one end of its cover (even though that doesn't matter because you move so little and drink so much caffeine that you no longer need to sleep).</p>
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<p>Via <A href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> (who's pumping out a resolute 'no comment' on the whole <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_01_06_archive.shtml#8570684">Premium Blogger</a> thing) comes this neat and well assembled <A href="http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html">Flash-based clock</a>. I'm always extremely impressed when people manage to incorporate a non-computery aesthetic into sites - it's not as easy as it seems.</P>
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<p>I'm a weblogging <a href="http://www.leatheregg.com/bloggercode/">Dame</a>. Who'd have thought it. In more important news, my source at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> has given me seven episodes of the new series of <b>Buffy</b> and <b>Angel</b>, so you must expect slightly sporadic updates for the next five or six hours...</p>
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<p>I wish I could take sole credit for this, but I can't. As part of my last job at <b>emap</b> - where I was running <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>, I also designed (and co-designed) a couple of sites. The first one, <a href="http://www.morningaftertv.com">Morning After TV</a> was launched a while back - but now the other one (which I only worked out basic structure, and did the early design treatments for) has now launched at <a href="http://www.j17.com">J17.com</a>. That's right, I've been working for <b>Just Seventeen</b>. How cool is that. Major design kudos goes to Denise Wilton, who's responsible for giving my initial designs a substantial face-lift, and huge tech wiggles go to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> for building, well, all of it...</P>
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<p>The quizzes that do the rounds of weblogs - I must confess I'm not immune to their charms. But I don't normally link to them - I kind of think that they're cheap content. There's no opinion expressed, everyone has seen them fairly swiftly (so there's no real 'you must see this' value) and - well - most of them aren't really that good. However, having said all of that, this one tickled me pink...</p>
<p><TABLE><TR><TD><a href="http://www.chemicalsmile.com/vintagequeen/ksmale/test.html"><img src="http://www.chemicalsmile.com/vintagequeen/ksmale/brodie.jpg" border="0" align="left"></a></td></TR></TABLE></p>
<p>You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. <b>Even</b> if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments. <a href="http://www.chemicalsmile.com/vintagequeen/ksmale/test.html">Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!</a></p>
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<p><b>Geek CSS question:</b> When I'm writing all my blog entries I put in all the paragraph and line break tags by hand. I feel (for some reason) that this makes things much more adaptable. Except of course that I'm evidently wrong since it presents several formatting problems with things like permalinks.</p>
<p>The first problem is that by definition the permalinks cannot be 'inline'. They have to be placed outside the paragraph tags that I carefully put in each post. Which means that they have to occupy a separate paragraph. In order to get the current effect, I've built in a process whereby Blogger constructs a table around each entry, and I use the first table cell to house the permalink.</p>
<p>But I'm working on converting <b>plasticbag.org</b> to pure CSS layout and this is presenting some problems. If anyone has any ideas about how I might achieve the effect that I currently have on the site in pure CSS (or just how to fake an inline link), then I'd really appreciate your <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">comments</a>...</p>
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<p>Matt's built a new skin for <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/?skin=camera">Interconnected</a> - designed to be viewable on all kinds of platforms, browsers and screen resolutions.</P>
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<p>Most regular <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> users have probably seen this before, but <a href="http://philor.tripod.com/archivescripts/">here is a clever way to reformat the way that you see your Blogger archives dates</a>. And I have to send out a special thanks to the man who runs the site, Phil Ringnalda, without whom I would have gone insane in my attempts to adapt one of the scripts he hosts...</p>
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<p>Another day, another reason to laugh uncontrollably at how weird people are. There is a newsreader in the UK called Huw Edwards. He's a slightly podgy Welsh bloke. He's got a nice enough accent, but other than that he's fairly unremarkable. <a href="http://members.aol.com/hairybloke/huw.html">Or is he?</a></p>
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<p>And I quote from <a href="http://www.ntk.net/2002/01/11/">NTK</a>: "Only a couple of days or so left to get your nominations into the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">"Bloggies" Second Annual Weblog Awards</a> - and perhaps prevent <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">PlasticBag.Org</a> and - imaginatively enough - <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger.com</a> from scooping all those $20 PayPal prizes again."</p>
<p>I should point out that only the supreme winner of the awards receives <b>any</b> kind of prize.</p>
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<p>All the votes are in for the first stage of the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">2002 Bloggies</a>, so I can only <b>hope</b> that the article, <A href="http://psychcentral.com/blogs/">Psychology of Weblogs</a> has been nominated, even if it doesn't receive an award. There's a lot of sense in it - particularly the emphasis on personality, story-telling and the the seeking out of creative and innovative linkage.</p>
<p>I got an e-mail a couple of days ago from a guy who wanted to know how to increase traffic to his weblog - god only knows why he chose to ask me, but there you go. I'm not entirely sure that my advice was quite what he was looking for, because I didn't give him any revolutionary tips about secret search engine strategies or ways to control and influence the minds of young, hip and trendy scene-setters. In fact I can summarise what I said to him in just a few points:</p>
<ol>
<li><b>Search Engines:</b><br />
You can get traffic off search engines, but is it the kind of traffic that really interests you? The people who seek your site by running a search about "Sex with lubricated badgers" are going to be disappointed with your thoughts on identifying the gender of the black and white animals. And if you're hoping to catch people who are just looking for a good weblog, remember that there are hundreds of thousands of other weblogs which are <b>just</b> as likely to appear in their search results. My opinion? Don't bother.</li>
<li><b>Site of the month/day/week etc</b><br />
Again - why bother. Most of the sites that give out awards do so to <b>get</b> traffic, not to give it to other people. And if they're easy to win, they're essentially useless, and will clutter up your site with badges and logos and buttons. If they're not easy to get mentioned on - such as Blogger's "Blogs of note", then your chances of getting a link are almost ridiculously small - and frankly would be enhanced by paying attention to the only really important parts of the weblog process... Which are...</li>
<li><b>Good quality design and content</b><br />
It may be dull, but it remains true - if you write good stuff and present it elegantly, then you'll be well read in no time at all. Case in point - <a href="http://www.trabaca.com">Trabaca</a> is a site that I stumbled upon fairly recently. I've got quite entrenched in my weblog reads of late, and don't tend to wander that much. But this site had an immediate visual impact for me - and it stuck in my head because of that. And then I discovered that it was a delight to read. So now it's a regular destination for me. That's the best model for encouraging regular visitors to your site - give them something worth coming to.</li>
</ol>
<p>And even though I told myself I wouldn't do this - here are a few ways in which you can up the quality of your design and content:</P>
<ol>
<li> <b>What's your site about?</b><br />
You don't have to define yourself too closely, but if you can identify a spirit or a set of subjects that matter to you or that you have opinions about then you're one step towards developing a weblog that people will be able to relate to.</li>
<li> <b>Branding</b><br />
It sounds really corporate, but just think about it for a minute - if you were building a site about hamsters, then you might do something kind of cutesy. If you were building a site about body-building, then you'd probably go for something really macho-looking. If it's about the things you care about then it should have an appropriate <b>look</b> - one that is right for the discussion of the things you care about. Identify colours, images, themes and a name that works for you and is easily memorable. Make the name short!</li>
<li> <b>Opinions</b><br />
There are a thousand sites on the net which duplicate the popular links of the moment. Since the appearance of <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a>, this has started to happen even more regularly. But this is not necessarily a problem unless those links are all you have to offer. What's your <b>opinion</b> of the link? What's your <b>opinion</b> on the story? These are the only things that people can't get on any other site but yours. You may as well play to your strengths!</li>
<li> <b>Story-selection</b><br />
You went to the shop. That's nice. You had a cookie. Great. You picked your arse. Excellent. <b>Why are you writing this down?</b> A hundred thousand things may happen to you in a day, or maybe nothing will have happened at all, but there will always be something worth talking about. And for everything worth talking about, there will be dozens of things that you did during the day that <b>no one gives a damn about</b>! Today I went to the loo, took two painkillers for my toothache and drank pink grapefruit juice. Do you give a damn? No.</li>
<li> <b>Good quality writing</b><br />
This one's a bit tedious - check your <b>grammar</b>, check your <b>spelling</b>, feel comfortable going back and re-editing posts that don't make immediate sense to your when you re-read them. </li>
</ol>
<p>I'm not going to pretend that I do all these things all the time, or that I do them very well. Still - that's my two-penneth. Hopefully you'll find something useful in it.</p>
<p><b>Addenda:</b> i) On 'story-selection' it has been pointed out to me that as a weblogger you shouldn't want to always appeal to an audience. I say this doesn't matter - whether or not you want to write about what <b>you</b> find interesting or what an <b>audience</b> might find interesting is up to you. But if <b>neither</b> of you find it interesting, then why publish it? ii) A further aside: Remember that this piece is about how to make a weblog get more traffic - not to make it worthwhile, socially valuable or "good". How you do that is up to you...</p>
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<p>Films watched over weekend: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0268978">A Beautiful Mind</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0247638">The Princess Diaries</a>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0259711">Vanilla Sky</a> and <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119891">Phantoms</a>. Films that I watched this weekend that I would be interested in seeing again: N/A. Worst film I saw this weekend: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0259711">Vanilla Sky</a>.</p>
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<p>One of the wonderful things about having a little brother who's thirteen years younger than you was that just when you're really supposed to have put childish things behind you, you get the opportunity to do them all over again in the guise of 'playing with the little one'. Which of course meant that my youthful obsession with Lego models managed to exist in a modifed form well into my twenties. Which makes announcements like the <a href="http://www.figures.com/Features/index.html?show_article=28825&domain=figures.com&dom=fig&domain_id=4">Lego Spiderman</a> all the cooler - even as I approach my thirtieth birthday... [via <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Quote of the day:</b> "Whoso would be a man must be a non-conformist." [Ralph Waldo Emerson]</p>
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<p>An amusing moment this afternoon - I got an e-mail from my flatmate recommending that I check out the <A href="http://www.afroman.f2s.com/buffyswear">Buffy Swearing Keyboard</a>, humourously suggesting that it was 'made for' our Buffy-obsessed flat. At which point I had to explain that the keyboard in question was made by a guy I used to work with and that the idea of having Buffy speak loud obscenities emerged one morning when we were outside the office having a cigarette.</p>
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I got an e-mail a couple of days ago from a guy who wanted to know how to increase traffic to his weblog - god only knows why he chose to ask me, but there you go. I'm not entirely sure that my advice was quite what he was looking for, because I didn't give him any revolutionary tips about secret search engine strategies or ways to control and influence the minds of young, hip and trendy scene-setters. In fact I can summarise what I said to him in just a few points:
<ol><li><b>Search Engines:</b>
You can get traffic off search engines, but is it the kind of traffic that really interests you? The people who seek your site by running a search about "Sex with lubricated badgers" are going to be disappointed with your thoughts on identifying the gender of the black and white animals. And if you're hoping to catch people who are just looking for a good weblog, remember that there are hundreds of thousands of other weblogs which are <b>just</b> as likely to appear in their search results. My opinion? Don't bother.</li>
<li><b>Site of the month/day/week etc</b>
Again - why bother. Most of the sites that give out awards do so to <b>get</b> traffic, not to give it to other people. And if they're easy to win, they're essentially useless, and will clutter up your site with badges and logos and buttons. If they're not easy to get mentioned on - such as Blogger's "Blogs of note", then your chances of getting a link are almost ridiculously small - and frankly would be enhanced by paying attention to the only really important parts of the weblog process... Which are...</li>
<li><b>Good quality design and content</b>
It may be dull, but it remains true - if you write good stuff and present it elegantly, then you'll be well read in no time at all. Case in point - <a href="http://www.trabaca.com">Trabaca</a> is a site that I stumbled upon fairly recently. I've got quite entrenched in my weblog reads of late, and don't tend to wander that much. But this site had an immediate visual impact for me - and it stuck in my head because of that. And then I discovered that it was a delight to read. So now it's a regular destination for me. That's the best model for encouraging regular visitors to your site - give them something worth coming to.</li></ol>
And even though I told myself I wouldn't do this - here are a few ways in which you can up the quality of your design and content:
<ol>
<li> <b>What's your site about?</b>
You don't have to define yourself too closely, but if you can identify a spirit or a set of subjects that matter to you or that you have opinions about then you're one step towards developing a weblog that people will be able to relate to.</li>
<li> <b>Branding</b>
It sounds really corporate, but just think about it for a minute - if you were building a site about hamsters, then you might do something kind of cutesy. If you were building a site about body-building, then you'd probably go for something really macho-looking. If it's about the things you care about then it should have an appropriate <b>look</b> - one that is right for the discussion of the things you care about. Identify colours, images, themes and a name that works for you and is easily memorable. Make the name short!</li>
<li> <b>Opinions</b>
There are a thousand sites on the net which duplicate the popular links of the moment. Since the appearance of <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a>, this has started to happen even more regularly. But this is not necessarily a problem unless those links are all you have to offer. What's your <b>opinion</b> of the link? What's your <b>opinion</b> on the story? These are the only things that people can't get on any other site but yours. You may as well play to your strengths!</li>
<li> <b>Story-selection</b>
You went to the shop. That's nice. You had a cookie. Great. You picked your arse. Excellent. <b>Why are you writing this down?</b> A hundred thousand things may happen to you in a day, or maybe nothing will have happened at all, but there will always be something worth talking about. And for everything worth talking about, there will be dozens of things that you did during the day that <b>no one gives a damn about</b>! Today I went to the loo, took two painkillers for my toothache and drank pink grapefruit juice. Do you give a damn? No.</li>
<li> <b>Good quality writing</b>
This one's a bit tedious - check your <b>grammar</b>, check your <b>spelling</b>, feel comfortable going back and re-editing posts that don't make immediate sense to your when you re-read them. </li>
</ol>
I'm not going to pretend that I do all these things all the time, or that I do them very well. Still - that's my two-penneth. Hopefully you'll find something useful in it.
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DATE: 01/17/2002 10:58:57 PM
Addenda: i) On 'story-selection' it has been pointed out to me that as a weblogger you shouldn't always want to appeal to an audience. I say that this doesn't matter - whether or not you want to write about what you find interesting, or what an audience might find interesting is up to you. But if neither of you find it interesting, then why publish it? ii) A further aside: Remember that this piece is about how to make a weblog get more traffic - not to make it a worthwhile, socially valuable or "good" weblog. How you do that is a completely separate article!
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AUTHOR: Jo
EMAIL: jo.charman@drkw.com
IP:
URL: http://tinyjo.livejournal.com
DATE: 01/25/2002 12:16:42 PM
See also http://www.nobody-knows-anything.com/websuck.html - Why (most) webjournals suck - which is basically agreeing with the points you make and going into a bit more detail in some places.
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AUTHOR: fairycakes
EMAIL: pinkfairycakes@hotmail.com
IP:
URL: http://www.pinkfairycakes.co.uk
DATE: 01/25/2002 12:21:54 PM
Thanks for popping in Addenda: i)
I do a personal site for me not for traffic. It's my way as a web designer to keep a wee note of my life and I only started doing it cos I found a diary ( the one and only one i ever did) from 1996 and had a giggle reading back - hopefully in a couple of years I'll be able to do the same with my blog.
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AUTHOR: Jigzaw
EMAIL: webwizard@bawls.org
IP:
URL: http://www.bawls.org
DATE: 01/29/2002 05:23:48 PM
Amen to that fairycakes!
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AUTHOR: Jamie Leigh
EMAIL: missjamieleigh@aol.com
IP:
URL: http://
DATE: 01/31/2002 12:44:49 PM
Interesting read for sure.... I think my site (without sounded big-headed) is one of those rare sites. I am very proud.
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AUTHOR: Dan Walker
EMAIL: dan@overnow.com
IP:
URL: http://www.danwalker.ca/
DATE: 02/01/2002 06:21:34 PM
The importance of e-mail cannot be overstated. If you want to stay fresh in people's minds, e-mail is the way to do it, as your fans will anticipate your next mail, and people who've forgotten you will be gently reminded that you exist. Put a signup form on your page, get people's e-mail addresses, and mail them stuff.
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AUTHOR: Kaushik
EMAIL: kaushikb@hotmail.com
IP:
URL: http://banerjee.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/05/2002 10:18:16 AM
I have been struggling with the same question. A few other ideas that may work:
-Textads/pyrads/other variations in weblog communities. They aren't terribly expensive. I believe you can buy 9600 impressions in Blogger for $10 and every 1000 impressions in Metafilter for $2. Daypop has a similar rate. The majority of people who go to these places are webloggers and if you have an interesting caption, some people may actually check it out.
-Join communities of likeminded people. Your signature on the e-mail messages that you post to any forum is a good way to introduce your weblog.
-This helps.
-Posting messages to forums like these. Hoping that someone actually reads them and gets so impressed with your brilliant and insightful remarks and they click immediately on your url!
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AUTHOR: Kaushik
EMAIL: kaushikb@hotmail.com
IP:
URL: http://banerjee.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/05/2002 10:22:00 AM
In the previous post, I meant to reference:
http://newhome.weblogs.com/pingSiteForm
at 'This helps'.
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AUTHOR: Daisy Antonio
EMAIL: daisy@alembong.org
IP:
URL: http://www.alembong.org
DATE: 02/06/2002 08:26:45 PM
Thank you Tom, for sharing with us your thoughts on increasing traffic. I agree with what you said, about the importance of contents, in terms of attracting audience. having focus, or what you said "branding."
Who would not want followers? However, a few can cut to the chase, of bubble vs. meat.
The best to you,
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AUTHOR: chris
EMAIL: nospam@nospam.com
IP:
URL: http://www.letterneversent.com
DATE: 02/11/2002 05:17:45 AM
Thanks for the tips!
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AUTHOR: Ghostbusters
EMAIL: we@three.com
IP:
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2002 01:57:35 PM
you heard me!
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AUTHOR: tray
EMAIL: tla@tracyapps.org
IP:
URL: http://tracyapps.org
DATE: 02/27/2002 11:50:50 PM
- nods* posting messages and comments on peoples websites helps... being NICE to the people is always a definite plus (no one wants to visit your site if you tell them off on their webpage... just a hunch.) and then there is always the "threaten your friends with bodily harm until they visit your webpage" approach.. :-)
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AUTHOR: sistahbeth
EMAIL: zabethanne@aol.com
IP:
URL: http://www.absolutwade.com/bethworld
DATE: 03/04/2002 12:09:50 AM
i went to the store once AND had a cookie :)
I just put stuff up because i can. come by and see me sometime!
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AUTHOR: KwanYu
EMAIL: kwanyu@rrs.at
IP:
URL: http://kwanyu.shacknet.nu
DATE: 03/04/2002 06:57:38 AM
Don't forget affiliate programs too, like nodist net and other places, small text adds for everyone in the group, can send plenty of traffic your way. And word of mouth, i've been writing my blog for around a year now, and suddenly i'm getting 500 (uniquie IP) hits a day looking through my site, and they actually stay on it and follow my links out. It's all fairly cool :)
TP
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AUTHOR: Morteza Habibnia
EMAIL: m_habibnia,@yahoo.com
IP:
URL: http://yahoo
DATE: 03/04/2002 02:57:05 PM
Dear sir,
Would you please send me email and explain your activites for me.We products Cap &Bottle for Mineral water, Oil , Durinks.We need materials for our company.
Your fiathfully
Morteza Habibnia
Business Manager
Name's our company ,LAVAN PLASTIC,.
Telefax :0098_021_7543357
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AUTHOR: bastaard
EMAIL: bstrd1@hotmail.com
IP:
URL: http://bastaard.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/30/2002 02:43:01 AM
What about posting in this forum?
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AUTHOR: Tristan Tom
EMAIL: tristan@tristantom.com
IP:
URL: http://www.tristantom.com/weblog/
DATE: 04/08/2002 05:09:23 PM
Sex sells. Virtually any sexy blog is sure to get traffic. Not that I have an first 'hand' experience with this...
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AUTHOR: Seyed Razavi
EMAIL: seyed@monkeyx.com
IP:
URL: http://www.monkeyx.com
DATE: 04/09/2002 02:46:50 AM
My weblog is pretty new and not getting much traffic. But it gives me a place to hang my thoughts. Which might be enough... but it'd be nice to get some feedback on my thoughts. Even criticism would be nice compared to the deafening silence.
http://www.monkeyx.com/
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AUTHOR: Cohkan's Palace
EMAIL: cohkandbaf@msn.com
IP: 217.121.112.90
URL: http://cohkan.tripod.com/cohkanspalace
DATE: 05/02/2002 04:24:43 PM
THIS IS A VERY COOL SITE
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AUTHOR: Ruy Miranda
EMAIL: ruymiranda@globo.com
IP: 200.167.240.202
URL:
DATE: 05/07/2002 10:46:43 PM
Hi,
Please can you inform me if a page-blog (a portion of one site) indexed on Google, can have increased its ranking if there is great traffic from different users and no one site with link pointing to them (to the page-blog and to the site where is the page-blog) ?
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AUTHOR: eric
EMAIL: d_dbrett@juno.com
IP: 166.90.224.233
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/ericscrap/
DATE: 05/15/2002 11:41:01 PM
this site is awesome
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AUTHOR: Tock V
EMAIL: tock_v@yahoo.com
IP: 203.222.88.23
URL: http://tockv.sphosting.com
DATE: 07/08/2002 05:53:30 AM
I have my own personal webpage, as web design is a hobby of mine, and I'm not getting many hits either. So what? It's a hobby!
Anyway, this site rocks
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AUTHOR: seby
EMAIL: teiubesc@teiubesc.us
IP: 213.154.113.52
URL: http://www.lesbiro.net
DATE: 07/21/2002 08:24:41 AM
the best
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AUTHOR: Ryan
EMAIL: ryan@ryanisbatman.com
IP: 208.141.180.131
URL: http://ryanisbatman.com
DATE: 09/28/2002 11:15:42 PM
I can't even make a web page, but i have a web journal ;) how's that?
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AUTHOR: shaz
EMAIL: lrpolo@yahoo.com
IP: 193.60.221.170
URL: http://starshinebaby.blogspot.com
DATE: 10/16/2002 04:30:30 PM
another way to get people to visit your web site is to make contributions on other people's websites ie writing articles.
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AUTHOR: Michelle
EMAIL: no@thanx.com
IP: 80.135.253.206
URL: http://www.vacuity.de
DATE: 03/25/2003 11:00:35 AM
Thank you for the tipps. :)
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AUTHOR: Ajit
EMAIL: achauhan_ishir@yahoo.co.in
IP: 61.11.30.181
URL:
DATE: 06/17/2003 12:16:38 PM
Hi
I want know how i make keywords for a page?
suppose I have about us page of my site. how i make a good keywords for this and how i set my phrase. Please tell deeply.
Thanks
ajit chauhan
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AUTHOR: gambit
EMAIL: gambit@aquaba.co.za
IP: 198.54.202.2
URL: http://www.aquaba.co.za
DATE: 12/30/2003 11:01:07 PM
good stuff, adding keywords to a page is simple, you need to use the meta tag in the "keywords" section add your keywords seperated by ,
Good luck
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AUTHOR: fanteja2000
EMAIL: fanteja2000@yahoo.com
IP: 68.252.50.195
URL: http://www.fanteja.2webh.com
DATE: 03/25/2004 01:31:14 AM
i have dang if you dring pink juice :) JUST KIDDING
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AUTHOR: Rebecca
EMAIL: rkshiningtiger@yahoo.com
IP: 4.152.192.155
URL: http://www.geocities.com/rkxys
DATE: 07/23/2004 01:04:17 AM
well, thanks for the tips! i've been blogging for about 8 months...my site doesn't get much traffic, but i'll try out some of the tips. thanks again!
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<p>One of the hazards of working for a friend (and from home) is that they see nothing particularly wrong with text messaging you at seven in the morning, when you're still comfortably asleep and warm having been up until 2am playing with code. This will have to stop.</p>
<p>But Danny isn't the only one of my friends acting strangely this morning. The fact that many of my contemporaries have their own personal sites makes tracking their lunacies easier than ever. It's like their affectations, mood swings and quirks are frozen in hypertext amber. Let's see:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dragonthief.com/">Michael</a> has in the course of a month decided to give up smoking, take up yoga and have various parts of his body shot through with metal. It's like he's becoming the anti-Michael - completely different from the man I knew at University. And he's decided to give up smoking by taking <A href="http://www.dragonthief.com/archive/2002_01_13_dragonthiefarchive.html#8714031">Zyban</a> [<a href="http://www.quit-smoking-zyban.com/">Official site</a>]. I'm confused by this turn of events - as a smoker myself I can see the attraction of giving up, I can even understand getting help to do so - patches, gum - these things make sense to me. But there's something about taking medication to ween yourself off a habit that seems strange to me. Shouldn't the remedy match the problem in some way? What happened to willpower?</p>
<p>While Michael's becoming a highly medicated "my-body-is-a-temple" kind of guy, <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> is beginning to respond to the world as if it were one huge and continual head-trip. In his <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2002_01_13_archive.shtml#8742275">latest post</a> he's reading a book on the tube when he comes upon the <a href="http://www.mindinst.org/MIND2/papers/space-time_corr.html">Hebb Hypothesis</a>. The text he's reading goes like this, "Most viable theories of memory require some form of synaptic modification dependent on the correlation of pre-and postsynaptic neuronal firing (which we will denote as the Hebb Hypothesis)." This triggers a chain of intellectual association-making - a kind of magically synaptic corona - in and around Matt's mind. And he launches into one of the trippiest pieces of writing he's produced in months:</p>
<blockquote>"Outside the feeling of claustrophobia hadn't lifted. I looked up at the blue sky and the buildings and understood what I was seeing what the physical alteration in my machine. Suddenly everything reversed, my brain turned inside-out and instead of clouds and windows I saw the patterns of my brain -- an inverted sphere, the whole universe of my perception as solid brain, and a hole inside, a gap in this solid the exact shape of my old brain, vacant, and me, reflected by the universe inside it, a hologram."</blockquote>
<p>So Michael's become a pharmaceutical Buddha and Matt's become Techie Jim Morrison. And this has all happened while I've slept. Someone seems to have slipped something into the meme-stream this morning. It's having an effect on everyone.</p>
<p>I'll end with <a href="http://swishcottage.blogspot.com">David</a> and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> - two successful, well-paid, essentially sober individuals. Surely these two would be immune from any mass-mind-fuck that's going down? It seems not. For they too have been exploring whole new states of being, by carefully detailing their <a href="http://www.swishcottage.com/o2_centre.htm">respective</a> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_01_01_x.shtml#8677775">experiences</a> of their local mall - the <b>O2 Centre</b>. Now I too am a fan of this establishment - in fact Meg's descriptions of the fake rocks, piped bird noises and plumes of lit water make me feel almost nostalgic. (<b>Aside:</b> the same effect could be acheived with fibre optic cables, keyhole surgery and a large quantity of beer.) But I'm awed by their desire to chronicle these experiences in such detail. It's as if their senses have been enhanced in some way, and instead of seeing fibre-glass and escalator, they're seeing patterms of light and colour - Acid-visions of modern life...</p>
<p>Is it just me? Am I the only one left with a mundane brain? Am I the only one who can't <b>see the music and feels it passing through me</b>?</p>
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<p>Freelance work is sent to try us. It's just designed to drive you mad. Today I've discovered that the �350 that <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> owe me for writing the gay section of this year's London Guide has been sent to a place I haven't lived in for two years. <b>Two years!</b> This wouldn't annoy me so much if it wasn't for the fact that I worked at Time Out full time for nearly 18 months after I moved from my old flat.</p>
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<p>Last night at nine o'clock, our flat was struck with a terrible choice. Would it be Brian De Palma's <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0120832">Snake Eyes</a> or Wes Anderson's <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0265666">The Royal Tenenbaums</a>? Several nanoseconds later we had settled on the latter - citing only vastly superior quality and entertainment as our reason. Within ten minutes I had turned to my flatmate and said, "Mella, when this gets to the end can we rewind and watch it again?" She assented. But this delightful fate was not to be, as once the film had ended, we found ourselves woefully drawn to the pulsating breasts and buttocks of Baldwin Jnr and Crawford in tits'n'arse cinema car-crash <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0113010">Fair Game</a>...</p>
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<p>Here are five boring reasons why the Google effect will not dramatically affect the need for domain names (as is argued in <a href="http://www.siliconvalley.com/docs/opinion/dgillmor/dg011301.htm">this article</a>). The article argues as follows:</p>
<blockquote>"The most interesting from a domain-name point of view is this: With the rise of search tools that unerringly bring you to the page you want, the need for a highly specific domain name -- one that a casual Web user would be able to guess -- has practically disappeared."</blockquote>
<p>I should start off by saying that this statement is of course true. But it's not the same as saying that the use of search engines like <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> will radically decrease demand for domain names. Because what he's concentrating on is an individual's attempts to find <b>for the first time</b> a specific <b>type</b> of website or online service by <b>guessing the name</b>. There are many other types of searches, and many other reasons for a domain names existence. Here are a few of the boring reasons I've come up with:</p>
<p><b>Boring reason 1:</b> Repeat traffic. If I am an e-commerce based retailer then it does me no good if people only come to my site for a very specific purpose (one product) and then depart never to return, unless of course that's the only product I sell. Because relationships between shoppers and shopping sites are developed over time - the shopper has to <b>trust</b> the company to sell to them. And that means that they have to visit a number of times - each time with a slightly different agenda. Other sites also rely on repeat traffic - even personal site like <b>weblogs</b> operate on the principle that an individual will become involved in reading the content, and return regularly. This actually goes right down to the point where it can be recognised that to a large number of people - finding a site like a weblog through a search engine probably isn't going to be useful to either party. The weblog is unlikely to answer their query like a pure information site would - and is designed for a completely different approach to reading. <b>Memorable site names aid repeat traffic</b>.</p>
<p><b>Boring Reason 2:</b> Authority. Do you believe what you read on the internet? All of it? Without question? If so then you are incredibly foolish - because for every light-hearted spoof there is a hate-mongers site or a rampant charlatan. If I search for a page about cancer treatments, I want to go to a site that has a name that I trust - my first point of call wouldn't be to a page on GeoCities. The (right) domain name is like a badge, which affiliates you with the institution that you purport to be from much successfully than merely <b>saying</b> that you're from the FBI or MacDonalds. All sites which have a function that requires a relationship of trust between the parties or which needs to come from a trusted source is more likely to achieve that function with a domain name than without one. <b>A domain name suggests you are who you say you are.</b></p>
<p><b>Boring Reason 3:</b> Advertising and branding. Because repeat visitors and a relationship of trust are so important to most serious sites, advertising and branding has become tremendously important - from the top (<a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>) to the bottom <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>). Domain names make this process significantly easier.</p>
<p><b>Boring Reason 4:</b> How people actually search. The previous three sections have described reasons that domain names remain important. This section goes the other direction, and suggests that while they <b>are</b> important, they have never really been important in the way that Gilmore describes. There are lots of types of searches that people make on the internet. Most of these searches do not fit into the two narrow categories that he elucidates. In fact most of them have <b>never</b> had any relationship to domain names. If you are attempting to ask a question by reference to the internet - you are unlikely to end up at the front page of a site. Once you get past people searching for things like "Hotmail" or "Amazon.com" you are left with searches based on current events, celebrity gossip and searches made to answer all the hundreds of thousands of questions that people want answered. Gilmour makes it sound as if searching had previously been synonymous with the guessing of domain names (albeit much more successful) when in fact guessing a domain has <b>never</b> been a particularly important path to most of the pages on the World Wide Web.</p>
<p><b>Boring reason 5</b>: And anyway - doesn't the domain name help the search engine? I'm not going to push this too heavily, as there are now many other factors that a search engine takes into account when it's figuring out the relevance of it's search results - but the presence of a domain name <b>certainly doesn't hurt</b>...</p>
<p>Let's go back to the beginning and think about it logically. In fact the search approach that Gilmour describes has only really <b>ever</b> worked in <b>very</b> specific circumstances - like when you're attempting to find a company by using it's trading name or when you're searching for generic domain names - like <a href="http://www.sex.com">sex.com</a> or <a href="http://www.bookshop.co.uk">bookshop.co.uk</a>. Once you're outside the remit of those particular limited circumstances, his argument loses much of its plausibility...</P>
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Dan Gilmour has <a href="http://www.siliconvalley.com/docs/opinion/dgillmor/dg011301.htm">recently argued</a> that the "Google effect" - ie. the fact that <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> and other search engines are now so good that they can locate extremely accurately what someone is searching for - will reduce the demand for new domain names.
<blockquote>"The most interesting from a domain-name point of view is this: With the rise of search tools that unerringly bring you to the page you want, the need for a highly specific domain name -- one that a casual Web user would be able to guess -- has practically disappeared."</blockquote>
I should start off by saying that this statement is of course true. But it's not the same as saying that the use of search engines like <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> will radically decrease demand for domain names. Because what he's concentrating on is an individual's attempts to find <b>for the first time</b> a specific <b>type</b> of website or online service by <b>guessing the name</b>. There are many other types of searches, and many other reasons for a domain names existence. But I'm getting ahead of myself...
Here, in a nutshell, are my <b>five reasons</b> why the Google effect <b>will not</b> seriously compromise the take up of domain names:
<b>Boring reason 1:</b> Repeat traffic. If I am an e-commerce based retailer then it does me no good if people only come to my site for a very specific purpose (one product) and then depart never to return, unless of course that's the only product I sell. Because relationships between shoppers and shopping sites are developed over time - the shopper has to <b>trust</b> the company to sell to them. And that means that they have to visit a number of times - each time with a slightly different agenda. Other sites also rely on repeat traffic - even personal site like <b>weblogs</b> operate on the principle that an individual will become involved in reading the content, and return regularly. This actually goes right down to the point where it can be recognised that to a large number of people - finding a site like a weblog through a search engine probably isn't going to be useful to either party. The weblog is unlikely to answer their query like a pure information site would - and is designed for a completely different approach to reading. <b>Memorable site names aid repeat traffic</b>.
<b>Boring Reason 2:</b> Authority. Do you believe what you read on the internet? All of it? Without question? If so then you are incredibly foolish - because for every light-hearted spoof there is a hate-mongers site or a rampant charlatan. If I search for a page about cancer treatments, I want to go to a site that has a name that I trust - my first point of call wouldn't be to a page on GeoCities. The (right) domain name is like a badge, which affiliates you with the institution that you purport to be from much successfully than merely <b>saying</b> that you're from the FBI or MacDonalds. All sites which have a function that requires a relationship of trust between the parties or which needs to come from a trusted source is more likely to achieve that function with a domain name than without one. <b>A domain name suggests you are who you say you are.</b>
<b>Boring Reason 3:</b> Advertising and branding. Because repeat visitors and a relationship of trust are so important to most serious sites, advertising and branding has become tremendously important - from the top (<a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>) to the bottom <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>). Domain names make this process significantly easier.
<b>Boring Reason 4:</b> How people actually search. The previous three sections have described reasons that domain names remain important. This section goes the other direction, and suggests that while they <b>are</b> important, they have never really been important in the way that Gilmore describes. There are lots of types of searches that people make on the internet. Most of these searches do not fit into the two narrow categories that he elucidates. In fact most of them have <b>never</b> had any relationship to domain names. If you are attempting to ask a question by reference to the internet - you are unlikely to end up at the front page of a site. Once you get past people searching for things like "Hotmail" or "Amazon.com" you are left with searches based on current events, celebrity gossip and searches made to answer all the hundreds of thousands of questions that people want answered. Gilmour makes it sound as if searching had previously been synonymous with the guessing of domain names (albeit much more successful) when in fact guessing a domain has <b>never</b> been a particularly important path to most of the pages on the World Wide Web.
<b>Boring reason 5</b>: And anyway - doesn't the domain name help the search engine? I'm not going to push this too heavily, as there are now many other factors that a search engine takes into account when it's figuring out the relevance of it's search results - but the presence of a domain name <b>certainly doesn't hurt</b>...
Let's go back to the beginning and think about it logically. In fact the search approach that Gilmour describes has only really <b>ever</b> worked in <b>very</b> specific circumstances - like when you're attempting to find a company by using it's trading name or when you're searching for generic domain names - like <a href="http://www.sex.com">sex.com</a> or <a href="http://www.bookshop.co.uk">bookshop.co.uk</a>. Once you're outside the remit of those particular limited circumstances, his argument loses much of its plausibility...
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<p>First things first, let's link to <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000057.html#23000057">Matt Jones</a> who showed this to me. The reasons for the link will become clear shortly. There's an interesting trick you can play with referrers which Matt showed me (<a href="http://www.yaywastaken.com/referer/default.htm">here</a>). Through use of a few pieces of javascript, you can list the places that people who come to your site have come from. Here's an example:
<script>
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var szReferer = document.referrer;
if (szReferer != '')
{
document.write('<img height=1 width=1 border=0 hspace=0 vspace=0 ' +
'src=http://www.yaywastaken.com/referer/referer.asp?site=plasticbag' +
'&homedomain=plasticbag.org&referer='+escape(szReferer)+'>');
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<p><script src="http://www.yaywastaken.com/referer/referer-js.asp?site=plasticbag&url=http://plasticbag.org"></script></p>
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<p>My thoughts on the Google effect have been picked up by <a href="http://web.siliconvalley.com/content/sv/2002/01/16/opinion/dgillmor/weblog/index.htm#google">Dan Gilmour's weblog on SiliconValley.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Apple do, on occasion, evidence a sense of humour. The fact that they have an entire page on their site (<A href="http://www.apple.com/myths/">apple.com/myths</a>) about how they're really good actually and Windows isn't really is probably not the best example of it. But they do have one. Honest.</p>
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<p><b>Greetings from Framley...</b> What ho! It was last Sunday that I went exploring in my little motor car - I call her Gertie after Great Grandma Jemima's dog! Was travelling through the dang countryside with the top down and a nice pipe firmly wedged in my winsome cake-hole when I ended up at the strangest little town you can imagine... Blasted place <b>looked</b> perfectly normal, but on my arrival I gathered from a friendly barkeep that there had been a <a href="http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/page9.html">facist coup in the nearby village of Whoft</a>! Leaving the public house, I saw my old friend Andy Garcia - apparently <a href="http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/announce.html">getting married to one of the local gels</a>. But shortly before I got close enough to talk to him, he was swept away by the overflow from the <a href="http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/fluff_news.html">nearby fluff floods in St Eyot's</a>. Recognising a clearly disturbed native population, I swiftly slid myself back into Gertie and whirred off into the sunset. I won't be going back to <a rhef="http://www.framleyexaminer.com/">Framley</a>...</p>
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<p>Happy birthday to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, Happy birthday to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, Happy birthday dear <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Calvin</a>, Happy birthday to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>. And many more.... (See you at lunchtime, old chap...)</p>
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<p>An e-mail exchange with my darling little brother (16 years old), who is currently located at a boarding school near Peterborough:</p>
<blockquote><b>Peter:</B> "I am bored and have to do lessons and stuff because I am at Evil Make do work place. I also am bored because I have to have a Retest this afternoon because teachers are mean people who enjoy annoying people......."<br /><br /><b>Tom:</b> "I had to go to the Dentist this morning, and they're going to take out one of my wisdom teeth and replace three fillings and put in three new ones. So consider yourself lucky. Am very scared."<br /><br /><b>Peter:</B> "HAHAHAHAHAHA that made looking after old people sound fun."</blockquote>
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<p>So now Ivan Massow, an old friend of <b>plasticbag.org</b> has gone and done something else controversial. Presumably bored after converting from the Conservatives to Labour, unsatisfied by the controversy concerning the appointment of a financial advisor as Chairman of the ICA, tired of starting and stopping businesses - some successful, some not, bored of being interviewed by Attitude magazine, exhausted by the maintenance of the stream running through his kitchen (apparently) and (more to the point) frustrated by the lack of publicity arising from his resolute refusal to pay for <b>any</b> of the drinks on the few times I've met him out in London (even when I was unemployed), he's now decided to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000072">slam conceptual artists</a>. He's a funny chap. Cute though.</p>
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<p>I'm working to deadlines. Which is fun. As I'm sure you know. And as a result, I have a deal with myself not to do any work on the <b>plasticbag.org</b> redesign until after eight o'clock at night. Which is a shame, since the process of redesigning is - for the first time - an absolutely <b>epic</b> endeavour. I've taught myself the intricacies of some pretty hardcore CSS, I've collaborated with like a <b>professional</b> designer, I've talked with people who have custom build me odds and ends of javascript, I've been teaching myself how to use <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">movable type</a>. I've done huge amounts and the site still only seems to be about half finished. Will this madness never end?</p>
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<p>Aw. According to the Onion, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3801/infograph_3801.html">the new iMac wuvs me</a>.</P>
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<p>You loved <a href="http://www.unfilteredfilms.com/badman/billy.htm">Billy Exorcist</a> (1Mb), and you've watched me spin around on a mountain top, Sound of Music style (if you haven't, the button's over on the right). Now it's time for more flash spoofs and movies from <b>Sean Nadeau</b> over at <a href="http://www.unfilteredfilms.com/badman/">unfilteredfilms.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Interestingly, as far as I can tell, the article which revealed some of <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev's</a> plans for <b>Premium Blogger</b> (which was supposed to appear in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian's</a> "Online" supplement) appears to have not been published after all. I wonder why.</p>
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<p>If you're a London-based web-savvy individual with an interest in contemporary cyberculture then be sure to be in Soho's Golden Square this evening to hear <A href="http://www.cybersalon.org/cgi-bin/cybersalon/events.cgi?articleid=221">Douglas Rushkoff</a> talk. It should be interesting.</p>
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<p>I'll go into greater detail about the talk with <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a> later in the day. But in the meantime, one of the things he suggested was that Attention Deficit Disorder was a disease that gained vast prominence in the US as corporations responded to the threat to advertising revenue that the internet, interactive technology and remote controls posed. Interestingly, I stumbled upon an article this morning in Scientific American that goes directly against this assertion - and which goes to show that it is possible still for people to argue effectively and scientifically <b>against</b> the devices which are funded by paid-for meme propogation and cultural programming. That is - it is still possible for people to fight against <A href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/2002/0202issue/0202kubey.html">television</a>.</p>
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<p>A long list of great weblogs compiled purely for my own benefit and with no ulterior motives whatsoever, and certainly nothing to do with stealing ideas for the <b>plasticbag.org</b> redesign or doing a kind of 'state of the weblog nation' thing: <!--
Or alternatively, a list of the top "all time" linked-to individually
created weblogs on Blogdex as compiled by me on a sunny
Saturday early afternoon as a game to see who might count
as 'A' list, 'B' list etc - as I suggested a while back might be a
really good way to piss people off (top ten 'A' list, next 20 'B'
list, next 40 'C' list etc) bearing in mind as I'm doing it that if I
actually took this seriously I would of course not have linked
to these people at all, as linking to all these people will immediately
help promote them still further - except of course myself. I don't know
why I'm doing this, actually. I just kind of wanted to see who were the
most read people, so I could see what they're up to and steal any
useful ideas for the plasticbag.org redesign. Seems like a shame
to waste all that good work by not publishing it somewhere.
You know?
You know what's really interesting about this list? Well there are two
things actually. One of them is that I'd never heard of some of them -
and that others had changed hands or swapped designs and domains
without me registering that fact. Which goes to show how easy it is
to get involved in your own weblogging culture and not step outside.
The other one is that two of the most-linked-to weblogs in existence
have been written by celebrities - people who are well-known already
in other spheres. This is a radical new development, and something
that would have been completely unthinkable even a year ago. Or
perhaps I'm getting confused. Maybe what I should be saying is that
we now have incorporated the idea of these people self-chronicling
on the web as being part of OUR ONLINE CULTURE.
This is very interesting, but a not entirely unalarming trend. --></p>
<ol>
<li> <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">kottke.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.evhead.com/">evhead.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.jish.nu/">jish.nu</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">littleyellowdifferent.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/">usr/bin/girl</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.harrumph.com/">harrumph.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.camworld.com/">camworld.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.megnut.com/">megnut.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/">wilwheaton.net</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/">zeldman.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net/">rebeccablood.net</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/">plasticbag.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.robotwisdom.com/">robotwisdom.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.opinebovine.com">opinebovine.com</a><br />
- née swallowingtacks.com
<li> <a href="http://www.textism.com/">textism.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bluishorange.com/">bluishorange.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.obscurestore.com/">obscurestore.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/">a.wholelottanothing.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.caterina.net/">caterina.net</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.davezilla.com/">davezilla.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">notsosoft.com/blog</a>
<li> <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/">doc.weblogs.com</a></a>
<li> <a href="http://www.dollarshort.org/">dollarshort.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/">wannabegirl.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.rupaul.com/weblog.shtml">rupaul.com</a>
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<p>When I was a teenager, one of my closest friends was called Glyn. He got married last year and I was invited and it was one of the strangest and most wonderful experiences of my life. One of the things that he used to talk about a lot was the size of the moon. In fantasy art, the big breasted woman riding the massive lizard is always framed by a huge glowing orb - a vast moon, shining down on all of us. He felt let down by the world, I think. He felt that the real moon seemed so small in comparison. He wondered to me once whether there was anywhere on the planet that the moon really could appear that large. Perhaps in polar regions. Maybe on top of a mountain.</p>
<p>When I visited my family for Christmas, I saw one of the most astonishing sights of my life. Around the moon was a huge corona - a vast circle of light surrounded it - like a massive, pale-blue version of the effect that you get when you squint at a street light. I stayed outside in the code for several minutes. It was amazing.</p>
<p>A couple of weeks ago I had a dream - most of which I don't remember very clearly. But one thing I do remember is turning around at one point and seeing the moon directly in front of me. As if in a movie I then saw myself - a point-of-view shot slowly backing away from my face. I was clearly amazed by what I'd seen - a vast moon, just above the horizon - so clear it felt like I could reach out and touch it with my fingertips. I remember a huge intake of breath. I felt elated.</p>
<p>This afternoon I've been watching <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0205873">The Dish</a> - an Australian film about the people who worked at the Parkes radio telescope. These people were responsible for receiving the television broadcast of the first moonwalk, which would then be sent around the world to many hundreds of millions of people across the world.</P>
<p>Like all people of my generation, I've grown up with the idea that man has walked on the moon. It's become a fact - dry and dusty. Impressive like the steam engine or the first flight - but not awe-inspiring. Watching this film I started for the first time, I think, to get a sense of the scale of this wonder that was accomplished, about the incredible utopian energies that this one act released. And I looked out of my sitting-room window and in the sky above me was a sharp disc of light. The moon has never seemed larger to me.</p>
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<p><b>Brief words about the Rushkoff lecture:</b> 1) If you are the astonishingly beautiful young man wearing a dark blue jumper with a pale blue and white bullseye on the front, with a tendency to get flushed in the face, then my e-mail address is <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>. 2) Before the lecture, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> was treated to an impromptu performance from my <b>glove puppy</b> and <b>glove bunny</b>. 3) I asked two questions - one about establishing where we look to for definitive information regarding matters that we have no immediate experience of (in essence, "Who should we trust?"), and another about the relationship between individual, community and state. 4) I embarrassed myself in front of Douglas Rushkoff himself by talking loudly about "The Most Important Thing In The World" as we past him after the lecture, and being asked by him what I was talking about, and having to confess that I was talking about <b>cigarettes</b>.</p>
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<p>Use <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/reviews.html">Photoshop</a>? Is there something that you've always thought they should add? Then tell <A href="http://www.photoshopwishlist.com/">Photoshop Wishlist</a>.</p>
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<p>Mentioned today in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a>'s "The Editor" supplement, <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">the Bloggies</a>, <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter.com</a>, <a href="http://www.loobylu.com">Looby Lu</a>, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a> and <a href="http://searchrequests.weblogs.com">Disturbing Search Requests</a>.<p>
<p>The supplement also included a list of the top 25 words searched for on <a href="http://dictionary.cambridge.org">Cambridge Dictionaries Online</a> over the last year. Amusingly at the bottom they say, "One word (18th) had to be censored from the list". Anyone want to guess what that word was?</p>
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<p>Searches on <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> that lead people to plasticbag.org: "Huw Edwards short arse", "tom strop", "my first is in chicken", "chaos magick minidisc", "cunt kicking clubs", "Melanie Hill I was in love with her Andy Big Brother", "comic rebecca adult housewives", "kpmg evil", "lucid dreaming sex story review".</p>
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<p><b>Question:</b> Is it better to launch something unfinished or to wait an indeterminable amount of time and launch it when it's complete (and when you're thoroughly sick of it)? <a href="mailto:tom[AT]plasticbag.org">Answers on a postcard</a>.</p>
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<p>Finally, proof (if proof were needed) that <a href="http://www.macboy.com/cartoons/iluxo.html">the new iMac is modelled on the Pixar desklamp</a>.</p>
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<p>My amazing senses have detected that someone on the interhighweb just called <b>plasticbag.org</b> "somewhat worthy". My big snarky bitch glands are swelling. You know who you are. <a href="http://www.ednet.co.uk/~magnificat/blogger.php">Just don't expect a link, ok?</a> Oh goddamit.</p>
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<p>Oh god. I'm on the panel for the Bloggies. Which means I'm one of the poor bastards who gets to reduce the vast number of options available for voting down to a reasonable number. I'm going to be here all night. The list is huge. Apparently over a thousand people have nominated people this year.</p>
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<p><b>Missive to the masses:</b> Suggestions for ways in which you can enhance your chance of getting past the first stage of the Bloggie nomination process (bearing in mind that none of you know you've even got to the first stage yet):</p>
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<li> If your site breaks in my browser on my Mac, then I'm not going to vote for you. Do you understand? This is a matter of conscience.
<li> If you have been nominated for something like merchandising - something that isn't immediately visible on your site - then you're not going to get my vote unless I can find it.
<li> It's unfair, but it's the only way I can judge. If I don't understand the language you write in, then my impressions of your design are probably going to have an inordinate impact.
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<p>I've never been more jealous of another human being to the extent that I am now jealous of <a href="http://prolific.org/index.shtml?/archive/000718.inc#000718">Prol and her new Buffy poster</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Asides from the laborious Bloggie first-stage nomination process:</b> There are a hell of a lot more good Australian and Noozlelandish weblogs around than there are European ones - or at least they are better represented. It looks like there's been a fair amount of self-nomination in the Best Tagline category as most of the first round examples are pretty damn poor. It's also really obvious where large numbers of people didn't nominate anyone - certain sections are epic battlefields of great sites while others are minor spats down the Post Office between Aunt Ada and Mrs Miggins from Ye Olde Tea Shoppe.</p>
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<p>Let the debate continue: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,5673,619852,00.html">Fifty-two things they do better in America</a> vs. <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/13194#193237">Fifty-two things they do better in England</a>.</p>
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<p>You know what's a funny URL? <a href="http://webugger.com/">Webugger.com</a>, that's what.</p>
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<p>More misheard lyrics: <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/alf/">Destiny's Child: Independent Woman</a>, courtesy of <a href="http://www.rathergood.com">that nut at rathergood.com</a>. In person Joel is one of the nicest, most unassuming people you could ever meet. He's really polite and sweet. He looks like he's on some kind of hallucinogen though. All the time.</p>
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<p>A couple of weeks ago I got an e-mail from an old friend at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>. She was looking desperately for stories of 'dirty sex'. Not sexy dirty, you understand, but <b>dirty</b> dirty. I responded rather half-heartedly with a fairly tame story from my past, and chucked her the names of a few people who I thought might be better suited.</p>
<p>Five minutes later and there's a ping in my inbox - she's keen on my story, but needs more <b>dirt</b>. So I go into more detail. And then still more detail. Until I finally I've described every excruciating facet of the experience - every smear, smudge and slippery sweaty edge has been depicted in full technicolour horror.</p>
<p>Next time you're meandering through a copy of "London's Living Guide" and you come across a page full of gross-out sex-horror, pause for a moment. I'll give a small prize to the first person to guess which one is mine...</p>
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<p>The last time I wrote something actually amusing was about <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/barbelith/2000_02_27_xeno.htm#69714">two years ago</a> - except of course it isn't funny any more because the world's changed so dramatically. If written today, the same post would read, "According to <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> is wearing a cool t-shirt with a body tag on the front and an end body tag on the back (if this means <b>anything</b> to you it means that <b>you are a victim of the dot-com crash and are currently unemployable</b>)."</p>
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<p><b>Is it the end of the line for Black Holes?</b></p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.cosmiverse.com/space01170204.html">New Theories Dispute the Existence of Black Holes
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<p>From a typo made in an AIM message with <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> that mispelled 'quantum' as 'quantuum' we came up with a concept called the 'quantinuum' - a contraction of quantum and continuum. I thought up a definition on the spot for a laugh, "a continuum of uncollapsed possibility". So then I did a search on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=quantinuum">Google</a>, only to discover that it's a word mentioned in several places on the web already - particularly in an article called <a href="http://137.03599.com/html/quti.html">Holic Principle and the relations between Physics data</a>. As a super-intelligent Austin Powers might say, "Quantum topological invariance, baby!"</P>
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<p>Every time I apply for a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/jobs/e53596.shtml">job</a> at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a>, I think it will take an hour to fill in the horrible online application form, and it always takes me nearly four. And then even though I get lots of interviews, I never get the bloody jobs.</p>
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<p>Today I got the coolest e-mail from <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a>. <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a> is cool. I like <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a>. <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a> smokes. I want to make <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Douglas Rushkoff</a> a new website. I bet <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">other</a> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">people</a> would help.</p>
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<p>It's <a href="http://www.retrocrush.com/evilwil/default.htm">very funny</a>. I think. Or it's really mean. And gross. Or funny. Or gross. I can't decide.</p>
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<p>I'm not going to comment on this <a href="http://www.denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2002/01/fog0000000185.shtml">piece</a> except to say that I'm horrified. Here's a quote from the it:
<blockquote>"The US came out of [World War Two] with a deep distrust of European wisdom and European advice. No matter how much older and wiser they claimed to be, they hadn't managed to do what we had ourselves: unite a huge area under a single government and live without war. We fought our Civil War, but that was 140 years ago and we've mastered living together ever since. And it took our meddling and our military occupation�to make them live together without war."</blockquote>
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<p>According to a card posted in my local newsagent's window, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?McCarthy,+Andrew">Andrew McCarthy</a> has now taken up a new career doing high pressure cleaning with jets of water. Good luck to you, old chap.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html">This is me, by Georg Bush</a>, "This is my flag. My name is georg bush and I am presidant of america. This is a pitur of me. I get to wear a tie evry day. This is my favourit gun...."</p>
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<p>A usability question relating to <a href="http://www.opinebovine.com/">Opine Bovine</a> - the links to various other parts of the site are by way of buttons that look like form elements. I did the same thing with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> on <a href="http://www.morningaftertv.com">Morning After TV</a>. There's something strange about them. I can't bring myself to click on them, because they look like submit buttons and part of me is convinced that if I click on them I will in fact be submitting some kind of form. Submit buttons also being generally contentless items, my eyes seem to slip over them on the page - as if they only have a meaning in context. It feels like someone started writing interesting little titbits in the bit at the top of the book page where it normally says what chapter or book you're reading. And they did it half way through the book. Just to confuse you.</p>
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<p>A <a href="http://www.blogger.com/news_archive.pyra?which=2002_01_01_news_archive.xml#8937422">new version of Blogger</a> is to be revealed tonight. Will all present please report back to the interhighweb immediately afterwards. I thank you.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> for producing this startlingly accurate identikit portrait of the cute guy from the <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com">Rushkoff</a> lecture. Is this you? If so... <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>!</p>
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<p>Details of <a href="http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/stories/2002/01/22/scoblesNotesFromTheBloggerProDemo.html">Blogger Pro</a> have been released.</p>
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<p>So the day has finally come. I am about to head off to Notting Hill for my dental appointment. One wisdom tooth will be removed. Three fillings will be created. Three others replaced. The horror. The horror.</p>
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<p>A highly entertaining comment by a member of the Conservative party: "We want to be <b>for</b> people and things, not <b>against</b> people and things". Being for things. Now there's a clear message.</p>
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<p>God was not an information architect, usability expert or user interface designer. This much can be gleaned from a cursory glance at <a href="http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm">vatican.va</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Story of a Dental Appointment:</b> I arrived at the dentist fifteen minutes early. I was extremely nervous. On the way up the stairs I lost the little foam cover to one of the ear-buds for my <A href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/">iPod</a> and spent the next ten minutes wandering up and down the stairs (much to the annoyance of the man laying carpet upon them) seeking it out. I'd have done anything to distract myself.</p>
<p>First came the cleaning and the lecture about not brushing my teeth enough. Then came the rinsing out of my mouth and th little bloody clots that looked fairly frightening against the porcelain. Then the drilling began. After ten minutes of drilling, my jaw felt like it was melting - more from the pressure of being continually open than because of the drilling itself. And after another ten minutes - when I thought it would never end - I was close to collapse. My fingers were tightly clenched, my eyes watering.</p>
<p>At one point the nurse left the room, leaving the dentist to rather unskillfully wield both drill and suction device. Within moments my mouth was full of liquid, and then it was only a brief inadvertant tap near the back of my throat which made me reflexively shut my jaw - in the process forcing water out of my mouth, where it poured across my face and down my neck.</p>
<p>The final tooth to be drilled was one of my front teeth - without a mouth to contain the spray, tiny bits of tooth and water cascaded down upon my face like a cool rain. And then finally the drilling was over. The rest of the process was relatively painless - but I left with a euphoric grin on my face - like I'd just experienced an extreme sport that I didn't want to be part of, didn't enjoy, but left me strangely exhilarated.</p>
<p>I have to go back in two weeks - I'd only had the fillings out - the removal of the wisdom tooth is yet to come...</p>
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<p>Much as I am interested in <A href="http://www.rebeccablood.net">Rebecca's</a> new books on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=books&field-author=Blood%2C%20Rebecca/104-2809893-2091156">weblogging</a>, I have some anxieties about them, which I've spelled out in slightly excessive language in a comment over at <a href="http://www.jish.nu/2002_01_01_archive.php#8997264">jish.nu</a>.</p>
<p>Basically I think I'm missing the point a bit, because to me the essence of weblogging has been that it's astonishingly easy and quick to set up. So a handbook seems slightly redundant to me. And a history of weblogging seems interesting, but should not necessarily be written by someone <b>doing</b> weblogging - surely 'history' will get confused with a specific culture? Of course I haven't seen the books yet. So who am I to comment? If you'd told me two years ago that anyone would be interested in a book on weblogging and webloggers I'd have thought you were insane. I still kind of think it's a strange idea.</p>
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<p><b>Stage one:</b> Visit the <a href="http://pic3html.vvv.tf/">image to html</a> site. <b>Stage Two:</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/asciiporn.html">perfect HTML pictures of half-naked boys!</a>. <b>Stage Three:</b> Profit!</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">nominations for the 2002 Bloggies</a> have been announced and <b>plasticbag.org</b> is up for two categories - <b>Best European</b> and <b>Best Great Big Homo</b>. If however you are not planning to vote for me then can I suggest voting for <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Ultrasparky</a> respectively. Of course I would rather you voted for me. But hey. You know?</p>
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<p>I did it. I finally did it. I finally finished the goddam redesign. If you find any problems around the site, then let me know immediately - the e-mail address is the same as ever: <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.</p>
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<p>Presenting a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003152.shtml">brief history of Tom</a>. Ten years condensed into a photo gallery for your horror.</p>
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<p>Easing into a new design is like breaking in a new pair of shoes - they may look really nice, but for a while at least, they feel alien and uncomfortable. No doubt as time passes I'll get more comfortable with the redesigned pages. Don't forget - if you find something that doesn't work, just let me know.</p>
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<p>From the new <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/">about</a> page's gallery, I present <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003151.shtml">The George Bush Funeral Home</a>.</p>
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<p>So my young <a href="http://www.thebignewcompany.com/massow/">Mr Massow</a> has gone and done it again. Sometime he's so cool it hurts. He's tacked on a community aspect to his financial services site, and actually had the nerve to stick the main access point behind a great big picture of his face. And he's got the hugest shit-eating smile that you've ever seen in your life. You've got to respect his nerve. <b>Kudos!</b></p>
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<p>So you wanna see the first online screen-caps of <a href="http://eastwest.nu/aview.shtml?/blogtests/2002_01_20_philoarchives.html#8945547">Blogger Pro</a>? Eh?</p>
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<p>And in fashion news... <a href="http://www.diesel.com/">Diesel</a> is over. <a href="http://www.misssixty.com/">Miss Sixty</a> is last year. The future is <a href="http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/nellie.html">Dorcus</a>. Dorcus is where I get all my modern-day loungewear. And I'm not alone. Dorcus is the clothier of choice for Bond assassins and early sixties shady government types.</p>
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<p>And the charge went out across the land - "One of our own is being oppressed" - and her people woke from their beds and took to the streets all wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the legend, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/01/24/life.winona.reut/index.html">Free Winona Ryder</a>.</p>
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<p>Song for a melancholy moment at home: "One day I'll fly away - leave all this to yesterday. Why live life from dream to dream and dread the day when dreaming ends? One day I'll fly away, fly fly away."</p>
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<p>While the European webloggers nominated for <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> slowly relax in the knowledge that their brilliance has been quietly recognised, the real action is over at the Big Gay camp. While <A href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/notebook/00000284.html">Sparky</a> begs for your vote (so sad...), <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">Ernie</a> howls "Bring it on, girlfriend!" and <a href="http://www.eastwest.nu/blog.shtml">Choire & Philo</a> sharpen claws and freshen breath, it is left to my good self and redoubtable <a href="http://www.jillmatrix.com/">Jill Matrix</a> to represent the cooler heads - the more adult and responsible side of the race for World's Most Self-Indulgent Homo.</p>
<p>So whaddya reckon? Will it take me taking my clothes off, keeping my clothes on, a complete change of emphasis towards displaying pornography, secret weblogging gossip, or <b>actual blow-jobs</b> to get you people to vote for me? I wanna be the best damn poof in the whole darn world...</p>
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<p>Strange Collisions: <A href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith.com</a> is a daily diversion at <a href="http://www.msn.com">MSN.com</a>: "Read Barbelith: Culture, subculture, the underground, and more."</p>
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<p>Sharp-eyed observers may notice the addition of one tiny syllable to this site overnight. Yes, I've gone <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">professional</a> on your ass. First impressions of the upgraded <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> are essentially positive. The post-to-future option is extremely interesting - and could be usefully used to help run a schedule as well as for more creative purposes. Draft posts is another useful feature - of course you've always been able to post something without publishing it - but this legitimately provides the possibility of developing content slowly over days or weeks before exposing it to the world.</p>
<p>Other than that, there are various odds and ends that I haven't had the opportunity to play with yet - from title tags (I have yet to figure out what happens if you display title in the template when you have two years of posts without title tags) to the file upload feature (designed elegantly to allow you to specify where you want your files to go - although it would be good if there was an obvious place in settings where you could specify the default location). More interesting is the stuff to come - the return of the wonderful Blogger Search, archiving by post or by day etc. etc.</p>
<p>In the meantime - you can talk at greater length about the launch over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/14170">Metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Help debug plasticbag.org:</b> Let's face it, I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. And now it's your turn. The site looks great and seems to work on IE 5+ on Macs and PCs, but there are problems with Mozilla and all kinds of other browsers. So I'm starting a short term mailing list - which I expect <b>no one</b> to sign up for - to help advise me on fixing the site up and making it accessible to as many people as possible. Join <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/plasticpeople/">Plastic People</a> today - particularly if you are a regular reader and Mozilla user.</p>
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<p>Translate your [English language] site into English? Well why would you want to do that? <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate_c?u=http://translate.google.com/translate_c?u=http%3A%2F%2Fplasticbag.org%26langpair=en%7Cde&langpair=de%7Cen">Because it's bloody funny</a> [thanks to <a href="http://momorgan.com/features/index.asp?feature=translate">The Magic Morgan Translatatron</a>].</p>
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<p>A few months ago I was watching an episode of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/changingrooms/">Changing Rooms</a> with one of my flatmates, when she suddenly turned purple and started pointing at the television. A guy was on the show that she'd known at University. She stared awestruck, in mounting astonishment at what was happening on the screen. Months later, I stumble upon <a href="http://www.joshuasofaer.com/text/changingrooms.html">his side of the Changing Rooms story</a> detailed in full. God bless the interhighweb.</p>
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<p>I've got a bit of a crush on <a href="http://www.dollsoup.co.uk/">Paul Baker</a>. But <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Ultrasparky</a> has told me that he's heavily attached. So unfair. It's relatively hard to meet nice guys when you're not prepared to leave your house, and I thought I'd found me a keeper here. [Addendum: <a href="http://www.dollsoup.co.uk/stuff/age.htm">passport photos through the ages</a>]</p>
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<p>Interested in <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a>, but want to see what you're getting for your money? Here are some screenshots for your delectation - as the interface appears on Mac OSX.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/capture_one.gif">Capture One</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/capture_two.gif">Capture Two</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/capture_three.gif">Capture Three</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/capture_four.gif">Capture Four</a></li>
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<p><b>Is 100k enough?</b> <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a> now has a 100k per month limit on the posts that you can make. After that stage it costs an additional $3 per 100k to run. initially I was very comfortable with this amount, but having checked out my usage (there is a link on the bottom of the Blogger Pro front page), I have realised that <b>for plasticbag.org alone</b> I have only been under this usage limit once in the last year. If I were running multiple blogs, no doubt the figure would increase dramatically.</p>
<p>I may be an exception - so I don't want to protest too loudly - but it occurs to me that if I am not, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev's</a> statement that 100k is "substantially more than the vast majority of bloggers publish - even with multiple blogs - so you probably won't have to worry about it" may be misguided. So I am going to ask people to post up their usage figures for the last year on their weblogs. It's important - I think - that people understand what they are actually paying for.</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1><tr><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px; color:white;" colspan=4 bgcolor=black>Your Blog History</td></tr><tr bgcolor=gray><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;">Month</td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;">Post Length</td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;">% of 100K</td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;">Extra Cost</td></tr><tr><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right>1/2001</tr><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right>194027</td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right><font color=red>%194</font></td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right>$3 </td></tr><tr><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right>2/2001</tr><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; font-size: 11px;" align=right>152666</td><td style="font-family: arial, san serif; 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<p>Is this cheap content? Yes it's cheap content. Is it exploitative? Yes. Is it beneath me? Yes. Do I debase myself by presenting it on the internet? Yes. But how much does it reveal - the stars you've lusted after? What kind of online history would leave out the celebrities that you've been attracted to? I'm rationalising. I accept that.</p>
<p>Wes Bentley in American Beauty played out most of the archetypes of startlingly beautiful, strange and self-confident men that hit me like a bullet in the chest.</p>
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<p>While Harrison Ford is confident and cocky, he also has a kind of sheepishness that stops him being just another action star. And Noah Wyle is someone that I heavily identified with when I was thinking of leaving my doctorate - his character in ER was desperate for some kind of success, but felt frustrated in his ambitions.</p>
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<p>Tobey Maguire also has a tendency to play confused but good-hearted people. </p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tobey_490.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p>Another two brooding young men - each with a different charm, but both playing good-hearted characters: Paul Rudd and Breckin Meyer:</p>
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<p>In terms of pure physical beauty, you can't go far wrong with Colin Farrell or Alex Dimitriades.</p>
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<p>And we'll end with two men I'm embarrassed to find attractive - Steve Guttenberg and Jason Behr...</p>
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<p><b>Frustration:</b> Today's mood is frustration - frustration caused by still being owed money from <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> for work I did in October (and spending hours on e-mail and on the phone trying to get it), frustration caused by mounting bills, frustration caused by underestimating workloads, frustration caused by the worry of huge bandwidth bills and sheer panic about the absence of anything resembling full-time work a month down the line...</p>
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<p>As <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has said, if there's one thing that's going to stop me winning "Best Poof" at the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> it's <a href="http://www.eastwest.nu/telebloggies.jpg">this picture</a>.</p>
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<p>"Hello, my name is Shetland. I'd just like to say that I find Biomagnetic K9's last comment extremely offensive, and I think that his ignorant asseretion that sheep aren't able to make purchases as they please is both ill-informed and does nothing to avoid the kind of stereotypes that we sheep have had to put up with. I, personally, would love to get my hoofs of 48 billion dollars." [<a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000417">Does America need to spend $48 billion more on defence?</a>]</p>
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<p>And the frustration continues... A good meal after the frustrations of this morning, everything was looking shiny and new - and more important manageable. But it only takes one e-mail to throw everything up in the air again and leave me dealing with potential financial collapse.</p>
<p>I have a huge overdue bill for web-hosting to deal with at the moment. It was supposed to be paid at the beginning of the month, but uncleared cheques meant that it turned up in my inbox several days later - unpaid. By the time this had happened, it looked like I would have to wait until I got paid the final time for my last full-time job. Although this meant leaving things to the last possible minute, it should have worked - except I didn't count on not getting paid by <b>any</b> of the people I've recently worked for in time for the end of the month.</p>
<p>In essence this means that both <b>plasticbag.org</b> and <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a> may disappear on or shortly after the first of the month - precisely the same time, in fact, that my rent will fail to clear. This is not the right way to live one's life.</p>
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<p>There are a number of people out there who don't like the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a>. A fair number of people didn't like them last year either. Just as a matter of interest, I'd be really interested in hearing some of the reasons people think they're a bad or ridiculous idea. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me with your opinions</a>. I'm not saying I'll reply to them all, but I might write something longer about some of the debate surrounding them later if I get some good comments.</p>
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<p>Don't waste your time here - go and read <A href="http://www.eastwest.nu/blog.shtml">something funny</a>.</p>
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<p>Pop Quiz - if the 1000000000th second of my life will be around twenty past two in the morning of Saturday March 27th 2004 then when was I born? [<a href="http://www.timeanddate.com/date/birthday.html">Useless dates related to your birthday</a>]</p>
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<p>Not <a href="http://prolific.org/?/archive/2002_01_01_drought.inc#9103128">everyone</a> appears to share my taste in <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003154.shtml">men</a>. This is of course fine... But rise to the challenge people... Or are you too embarrassed to reveal the lusts of your life in a public space?</p>
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<p>What would it mean to go professional as a weblogger. I've been thinking about this today - would it be possible to get �800 a month from people for weblogging? That's pretty much the least amount of money that I can live on (Londoners would understand). And would it be possible to get that amount of money consistently? Could you make a career out of this stuff? And how would it work? Amazon donations? Tipjars? Paypal subscriptions? And what would be the obligation in return?</p>
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<p>It may be less high-tech than the Segway, but there's a lot to be said for the reinvention of the <a href="http://www.kathalys.com/mitka/index.html">tricycle</a>.</p>
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<p>The most interesting contribution to the debate on the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> so far has to be on <a href="http://wannabegirl.org/metafirda/2002_01_01_archive.html#9119825">Metafirda</a>. She has produced a list of all the categories and ranked each of the nominees by their position on <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a>. If the Bloggies are just a popularity contest then her theory is that she should be able to predict the winners. I did something similar last year by comparing <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_01_07_archive.shtml">Oscar winners with their positions on the IMDBs top 250 films</a>.</p>
<p>Now of course this kind of enterprise is rife with assumptions. The first assumption is that the number of links to a site measures its current popularity. Clearly this isn't necessarily true - links that were popular in the past but haved waned recently will get high positions. Newcomers will not. Unfortunately these figures are all we have to work with - we don't have access to the stats of each and every site on display (and not all of the sites are comparable anyway).</p>
<p>Nonetheless an analysis of any differences between the results of the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> and Blogdex's rankings should help illustrate the kind of processes that are going on - they should give us a clearer idea of <b>what it is that the Bloggies are measuring</b> and more to the point, whether different categories are more involved than others. For example - while "Best Webring" is almost certainly going to be given to the ring that most webloggers have chosen to subscribe themselves to, "Best Tagline" will probably be voted for people judging the respective merits on the spot. I'd be really interested in seeing a comparative tally of the results with the predictions after the awards - perhaps as a combined <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/">Fairvue</a>/<a href="http://wannabegirl.org/metafirda/">Metafirda</a> production. <b>End</b></p>
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<p>Don't forget that you only have a few hours left to vote for me (and <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">not</a> <a href="http://www.eastwest.nu/blog.shtml">these</a> <a href="http://www.jillmatrix.com/">other</a> <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">poofs</a>) at the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a>. And as a little incentive, here's a post-shower picture of <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mr Mo Morgan</a>.</p>
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<p>Diesel Sweeties just doesn't seem to understand the true existential pain of being an evil robot, relentlessly blunt and unable to fully relate with other human beings. That's the only explanation I can find for their latest <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=345">offering</a>. On a completely unrelated subject, I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to many of my straight male friends.</p>
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<p>I can't stop myself linking to it because it's so wonderful, but at the same time I'm dreading linking to it because I'm scared that the amount of traffic it might get when people realise exactly how cool it is might stop me from mining it to its core. The site is <a href="http://www.acme.com/jef/science_songs/">Singing Science Records</a> - an MP3 repository of 50s Atomic Age Americana - songs that explain Friction, songs that explain Rainfall, songs that explain Newton's Laws of Motion. I've already got all of one album, but there's so much more wonderful stuff there to rifle through. <b>A perfectly wonderful site.</b></p>
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<p>I don't like this game any more. I don't think I'm <a href="http://www.showstudio.com/projects/033/033_test.html?">Arch, Illicit <b>or</b> Warped</a>! </p>
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<p>Do you know a <b>Tom Coates</b> who isn't - you know - me? If so, send me their <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=Here is an e-mail address I did not just lift off an online directory">e-mail address</a> immediately.</p>
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<p>So voting is now closed on the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> and the results come out this evening at the impossibly late time of 3am UK time. In the meantime, some scamp has put up a rather lo-fi UK alternative at <a href="http://gbloggies.blogspot.com">gbloggies.blogspot.com</a>.</p>
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<p>Strangest thing that I've said to anyone in ages: "I'm stuck in your head like a video camera".</p>
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<p>As part of my duties as Poof Ambassador to Blogdom (my stint as which runs until 10pm tonight [International Fairvue Time]), I have undertaken the mission of finding a same-sex date for a <a href="http://www.trabaca.com">young male weblogger</a> of American nationality, currently residing in Italy. If you would wish to apply for this privilege, then please contact the individual concerned immediately.</p>
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<p>This day is turning out to be one of the weirdest of my life so far. It starts off with plasticbag.org getting the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Best European Weblog Bloggie</a>, which is faintly ridiculous but nice enough. It progresses into having my site displayed in an article about weblogging in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a>'s Online supplement and has so far ended up with a photographer from the Guardian coming to my house and taking pictures of me looking sheepish while kneeling on the floor of my bedroom in front of my computer. Thanks to everyone who voted for me in the awards and particular thanks to <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net">Wil Wheaton</a> for not being gay or from Europe.</p>
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<p>It just keeps getting weirder:</p>
<blockquote>Because the Catholic religion wasn't quite ready for you until just now,
we've decided to canonise you [see attached]. As a small token of our
appreciation for our new-found object of worship, $10.09 is currently
beaming itself to your bank account, via the magic of television.<br />
All hail the new saint on the block!
<a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Dave</a> and <a href="http://www.eastwest.nu">Choire</a></blockquote>
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<p>Ah well - those of you who were looking forward to seeing a dumb picture of me in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a> tomorrow may have to be patient - or may even be permanently let down. I'm afraid the article looks like it's been held back for a while...</p>
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<p>You know, I'm <b>fairly</b> sure that <a href="#" onclick="window.open('http://www.acerbia.com/images/eveningstand.html', 'popup', 'width=304,height=437,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">this clipping</a> isn't <b>really</b> from a legitimate newspapter! Still, I'm in full media whore mode at the moment, so I can't go by without linking to it. [pertinent links: <a href="http://www.acerbia.com">acerbia.com</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/">not.so.soft</a>]</p>
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<p>Seven years after his disappearance, the family and friends of Richey Manic <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_1791000/1791412.stm">refuse to have him declared legally dead</a>.</p>
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<p>I've been resisting looking at Something Awful's <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/features/childrensbooks/index-02.htm">Children's Books</a> feature for a few days now, but finally succumbed this morning. The first page is <i>fairly</i> amusing, but they rapidly improve. Sick, twisted comedy horror for the <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a> generation. [via <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Interconnected</a>]</p>
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<p><b>Vain attempt to exploit current interest in plasticbag.org:</b> Tom is currently looking for permanent employment in the London area, particularly in the editorial and structural development of online publishing ventures and/or online communities. If the nice people from the community department of the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> are listening - I've applied for one of your jobs and I'd <b>really</b> like it.</p>
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<p>Must have MP3 of the day is "Jesus was Way Cool" by King Missile:</p>
<p><b>Lyrics:</b><br />Jesus was way cool<br />Everybody liked Jesus<br />Everybody wanted to hang out with him<br />Anything he wanted to do, he did.<br />He turned water into wine<br />And if he'd wanted to..<br />He could have turned weed into marijuana<br />Or sugar into cocaine<br />Or vitamin pills into amphetimines<br />He walked on the water<br />And swam on the land<br />He would tell these stories<br />And people would listen!<br />He was really cool.</p>
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<p>The best thing about the <a href="http://www.antibloggies.com">Anti-Bloggies</a> is the <a href="http://www.antibloggies.com/2/rules.html">rules</a>.</p>
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<p>The last 48-hours has seen the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1795000/1795353.stm">most extraordinary weather</a> battering the UK. Even safe in Maida Vale, the windows have been rattling and clunking around in the frames. I've made it a mission to go out as little as possible. God knows what it must be like in more exposed areas. When I visited my family over Christmas there was an extraordinary gale blowing - the noise was incredible - and the huge trees in the garden leant and creaked. On the ground it was almost completely still, but you still had a sense of the sheer power of the storm. I don't think there is another weather phenomenon more likely to make you feel at the mercy of huge forces beyond your control...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blogger.com">Everyone</a> <a href="http://www.pyrads.com">is</a> <a href="http://www.google.com">doing</a> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">it</a> - the new advertising craze on the internet is the simple text ad [<a href="http://www.webreview.com/2002/01_28/strategists/index01.shtml">article</a>]. The idea of non-irritating, low-bandwidth, low-cost advertising is clearly very appealing to web-regulars, but whether or not it will actually prove to be particularly successful as a potential revenue stream is still in doubt. I'm watching this trend with considerable interest - as as far as I can tell, without the targeting facilities of <a href="https://adwords.google.com/AdWords/Welcome.html">Google's adwords</a>, text-ads continuing success would completely buck convention...</p>
<p>The trend seems very much to be in the other direction - the most successful adverts that I have observed in recent months have been large and bandwidth intensive (as seen at <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a> and <a href="http://www.salon.com">Salon</a>. Even <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> now provides a space for skyscraper-style advertising.</p>
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<p>A quick answer to a regular question (most recently posed <a href="http://machete.pitas.com/">here</a>) - permalinks on <b>plasticbag.org</b> have been removed temporarily while I try and figure out the best way to implement them within the constraints of the new design without resorting to table tags or making it all look ugly. I am also hoping that <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a> will shortly have a permalink-by-day feature, which I would prefer to use...</p>
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<p>Every link every posted to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">iamcal.com</a> is <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/all_links.php">here</a>. You know what would be useful? A kind of bridge site between a link and its destination that redirected you to the most recent archive on <a href="http://web.archive.org">the Wayback Machine</a> if a request hit a 404 page...</p>
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<p>I've recently been exorcising the lamoid sci-fi geek within me with a regular dose of <A href="http://www.farscape.com">Farscape</a>, but now the series is over leaving me with no quality space-trash to glue myself to except for ancient re-runs of Star Trek featuring a young and eminently spankable <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net">Wil Wheaton</a>. And that's not spankable in the good way. What will I do without the space-opera of Crichton and Aeryn? And will we ever see Crais and Talyn again? Or indeed the rest of the crew of Moya? Or in fact is our hero doomed to float in space forever with nothing but his leather trousers and some NASA industrial lubricant for company?</p>
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<p>Word on the street is that there will be a "Free The Mayfair One" demonstration outside the <A href="http://www.ica.org.uk/">ICA</a> on Monday at 6pm. It looks like Mr Massow may be being asked to step down as the Chairman of the ICA just because he called Conceptual Art a <i>great big pile of saggy dad's pants</i>. The potential for an entertaining evening is <b>huge</b> - whatever ludicrous position you decide to occupy.</p>
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<p>In <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_08_06_archive.shtml">August 2000</a> I stumbled upon a list of amusing headlines - headlines which for one reason or another had rather dubious double meanings. The headlines read as follows:</p>
<ul><li>Include your children when baking cookies</li><li>Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says</li><li>Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers</li><li>Iraqi head seeks arms</li><li>Prostitutes appeal to Pope</li><li>Panda mating fails, Veterinarian takes over</li><li>Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead</li><li>Miners refuse to work after death</li><li>Stolen painting found by tree</li><li>War dims hop for peace</li><li>If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while</li><li>Cold wave linked to temperatures</li><li>Red tape holds up new bridges</li><li>Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead</li><li>Man struck by lightning faces battery charge</li><li>New study of obesity looks for larger test group</li><li>Kids make nutritious snacks</li><li>Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy</li><li>Local high school dropouts cut in half</li><li>Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors</li></ul>
<p>For what may very well be completely spurious reasons, I decided that these headlines would be even <b>more</b> amusing with some visual aids to support them - and so I put out a call to the weblogging community of the time. With hilarious consequences...</p>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Kids make nutritious snacks" by <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David Pannett</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/kids_snacks.jpg" width=320 height=240 border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Prostitutes appeal to Pope" by <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg Pickard</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/pimppope.jpg" width=320 height=240 border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Include your children when baking cookies" by <a href="http://www.120degrees.com/">Brad Morse</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/baking.jpg" width=320 height=240 border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy" by <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/">Neale Talbot</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/chefheart.jpg" width=240 height=320 border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Minors refuse to work after death" by <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg Pickard</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/crossingtheline.jpg" width=320 height=240 border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers" by <a href="http://www.dispossessed.com/">Jason Theriault</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/police.jpg" border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over" by <a href="http://www.tippit.org/sm">Marshall</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/panda.jpg" border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over" by <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg Pickard</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/panda_love.jpg" border=0></td></tr></table>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Local high school dropouts cut in half" by <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David Pannett</a></b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/school.gif" border=0></td></tr></table>
<p>Unfortunately there's one entry (never before seen) that I have lost the original contributor for. If you made it, please let me know!</p>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2 width="100%"><tr><td style="font-size: 11px; font-family: arial, san serif;"><b>"Red tape holds up new bridges"</b></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/newbridge.jpg" border=0></td></tr></table>
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<p>Do you have a spare space on your mantlepiece that can support an eight-foot tall, 1.8 tonne marble statue of <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1795000/1795523.stm">Margaret Thatcher</a>? If you are inclined to house the Iron Lady's monstrous visage, then raise your hand now.</p>
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<p>Do you need more clarification on the whole Mr Massow vs the ICA debate? The <a href="http://www.theschmews.com/lang/en/articles.asp?iid=248">Schmews</a> has all the answers: "Tracey Emin today blasted comments by Ivan Massow, head of the Institute of Contemporary Arts, who said that most conceptual art was "nothing but a pile of old crap" as a deliberate attempt to upstage and leak details of her latest masterpiece "A Steaming Lump Of Shit Wot I Did"."</p>
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<p>Today I will be mostly grinding away at a tedious site build that I've built about a thousand times before and which I'm now getting thoroughly sick of. But I need the money.</p>
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<p>So it looks like my landlord isn't looking to extend our lease after the end of April, which essentially means that I'm going to have to find a new flat to live in around that time - and probably new people to live <b>with</b> as Kate and Mella look to be going their own way. Possibly together. Possibly not. The financial consequences of finding a new flat are always unpleasant - as is the whole prospect of finding a new place, which is a process that I despise. And of course it would all be substantially easier if I had a regular full-time job to go to rather than endless freelance work.</p>
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<p>A late night ungodly and foul mood after eight hours of work on a Sunday evening with two or three more to go, summed up by a Nick Cave song featuring <a href="http://www.clubi.ie/lestat/lyr_murder.html">these lyrics</a>:</p>
<blockquote>Since I was no bigger than a weavil<br />
They've been saying I was evil,<br />
That if "bad" was a boot then I'd fit it,<br />
That I'm a wicked young lady, <br />
But I've been trying hard lately...<br />
Aw fuck it... I'm a monster... I admit it....<br /><br />
La la la la, la la la lie,<br />
I'm happy as a lark now,<br />
Everything is fine<br />
La la la la, la la la lie,<br />
Everything is groovy,<br />
Everything is fine,<br />
La la la la, la la la lie,<br />
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<p>It's probably not a great sign of general 'having-a-life-ness' when you're sat in front of computer at half-past midnight, hear the 'ping' of new e-mail and start chanting under your breath, "Please be interesting, please be interesting, please be interesting, please be interesting...."</p>
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<p>And the media blitz continues with an article featuring myself, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">her from not so soft</A> and that <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/">Dan Hon fella</a> over at the BBC: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/in_depth/sci_tech/2000/dot_life/newsid_1799000/1799998.stm">I blog, therefore I am</a>.</p>
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<p>It's nice to have Mr Massow to talk about again - <b>plasticbag.org</b> just doesn't feel the same without his regular appearances. It doesn't look like I'm going to be able to make the ICA love-in this evening, which is a terrible shame, so I'm just going to have to make do with Ian's <a href="http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html#MONDAY">brief history</a> of the man himself.</p>
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<p>I've just spent a good half-hour wandering around the site of a <a href="http://www.thatp.com/">gay guy</a> who e-mailed me. I've read about his recent attack, and his nerves about his HIV testing. Although I have to confess that I skimmed through his coming-out story and spent rather more time wandering through his photo section...</p>
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<p>Having trouble with <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a>? Then you need to look at <a href="http://profaq.blogspot.com/">profaq.blogspot.com</a>.</p>
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<p>So I end today with one less tooth than I started it with. That's right - the axis of evil that has been building within my mouth-mountain has finally been excised by the pure democratic might of Mr Moselhi - Notting Hill Dentist and International Man of Mystery.</p>
<p>After perforating my jaw and palate with a thousand tiny jabs from his anaesthic needle, I found my dentist passing time in my mouth with a little light drilling. This is clearly always a good start to a dental encounter. No smalltalk - straight to business - let's drill something good and proper. A quick filling later, I felt almost relaxed. In fact, if I'm honest, the combination of twelve hours without food, forty gallons of industrial anaesthetic and total terror had left me close to tripping. Which is probably just as well.</p>
<p>Do <b>you</b> know how they remove teeth? I certainly didn't. I'm sure we all have ideas, but what kind of horrific ideas are they? Pliers? Hatchets? Shovels? Lasers? In fact I'd like to be able to enlighten you all, but the device that went into my mouth bore no relation to any tool I'd seen before in my life. Not even Mr Moselhi's indication that I would probably feel 'considerable pressure' was really much of a giveaway.</p>
<p>The weirdest thing about the device itself was that it appeared to be designed to be only able to affect the wisdom tooth from the direction of my right ear. This seemed to mean that my mouth had to be forceably relocated about 180 degrees around my head before anything further could be done.</p>
<p>After about ten minutes of 'considerable pressure', Mr Moselhi looked rather exasperated. I started giggling quietly to myself when he turned around. Like you would if you were stuck in a room with a serial killer and after a few hours you noticed he was wearing pink bunny slippers. He reinserted his mystical mystery device, sighed to himself and said "It doesn't seem to want to leave you!".</p>
<p>Suddenly hit with the image of a younger Tom being followed around by his faithful tooth 'Toothy', I became psychadelically elated. I could have my own TV series, like Flipper except dental rather than dolphine! Or Skippy, but less marsupial-ish. Bear in mind that my mouth was stretched around to my ear. My mood improvement may not have been noticeable to the outside world.</P>
<p>"Tom and Toothy, Tom and Toothy"<br />
"They met at the Dentist's pad!"<br />
"Tom and Toothy, Tom and Toothy"<br />
"Toothy drove poor Tommy mad!"<br />
"Tom and Toothy, Tom and Toothy"<br />
"They met at the Dentist's spot!"<br />
"Tom and Toothy, Tom and Toothy"<br />
"One's decaying, one is not!"</p>
<p>After several more minutes, Toothy still resolutely refused to be removed from his home. Ah, faithful friend. Even with Mr Moselhi pulling at him in alternating directions, causing my head to move side to side (which I seem to remember finding very entertaining), Toothy wouldn't be separated from me. Until finally poor diseased Toothy was ripped free with a satisfying crunchy noise and displayed to me in a pair of pliers. Half of him was white and shiny and pristene - the other half black and crunched off. Much like that alien in Star Trek. You know the one.</p>
<p>I sat and admired Toothy for a few moments as my mouth filled with blood and saliva and little bits of ground up tooth. And then I was rinsed clean, patched up and sent on my way, with a final word from Mr Moselhi: "This was not an ... easy ... extraction, " he said. "I think you should go and buy yourself some painkillers". And with this piece of advice lodged loosely into my cloudy mind, I stumbled dazed into the bright lights of Notting Hill.</p>
<p>The rest of the day has been pretty unusual. Of course my tooth wouldn't stop bleeding, and so I've hacked up dishcloths and wedged them in my mouth, used ice-packs and tried lying down with my head back. After a while (and after observing a nice film about English people breaking the sound barrier and a match of snooker involving a <a href="http://www.110sport.com/snooker/cont/php/SnookerProfiles/viewsnook.php?p_id=81">very attractive young man</a>) I finally decided to talk to my mother about how to stop the bleeding. She suggested, and I kid you not, wedging a <b>tampon</b> in my mouth. I, of course, declared her insane immediately.</p>
<p>I said, "Is that what you used to say when you were a nurse, mother? Take one tampon and call me in the morning?!" For some reason, she laughed. Laughed! As if there were anything to laugh about! It was completely inappropriate. <b>Don't you agree?</b></p>
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<p>Closer to home, and following the recent spate of publicity that <i>this</i> plasticbag has been getting, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has suggested that maybe this quote from <a href="http://www.iansie.com">Ian</a> shouldn't just be about Mr Massow after all: "It's genuinely difficult to decide whether he's an over-enthusiastic fantasist with a flair for self-publicity, or a charmed boy-wonder who simply needs to learn a few lessons about the way the world works." When I find him I'm going to give him a firm thump.</p>
<p>Speaking of Mr Massow, the Guardian managed to mention the word "pillock" twice in today's <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,645147,00.html ">article about him</a>. Poor chap's handled this one a little badly, I fear - I don't think anyone would protest if he said that he thought it was time that the art world readdressed itself to the needs of the general public. But instead he had to go and say that he wished art could just be "nicer". Ouch.</p>
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<p><b>Are you nuts?</b> I know, I know... It's so difficult to tell nowadays. I wish I could provide you with an adequate test online to answer that age-old question, but instead I'm going to present you with some <a href="http://www.plasticbag.de/v3/html/preload/preload_rohrschach.html">Rohrschach</a> tests, courtesy of the <i>other</i> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.de">plasticbag</a>...</p>
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<p>I've said it before, and I've said it again - quality is politically unjustifiable. A lack of talent is the only egalitarian way to be - and I have it in spades. So let's celebrate not the artistically great, but the creations that should not have been created - for these are the products of everyman: <A href="http://www.thestinkers.com/100stinkers.html">The 100 worst films of the 20th Century</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Ethical dilemma of the day:</b> Compare and contrast <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> with <a href="http://www.obscurestore.com">obscurestore.com</a>. Do they look similar? Yes. Very. Is this a problem? No - they both work very well and, moreover, were both designed by Jason Kottke anyway.</p>
<p>I have been thinking seriously about starting up another site recently - a site that I've been thinking about on and off for a few years now. I don't think it would be particularly labour-intensive to maintain and I think it could be useful and would be good for me. Now in essence it's going to be very much like <a href="http://www.obscurestore.com">obscurestore.com</a> except with a different subject matter.</p>
<p>The longer I think about it, the more that Obscure Store has got everything <i>right</i> - they list a few major stories with details, a few lesser ones without - there's a bar with links in it to all the major sources of information on his subject matter. The design is so clean and simple that it almost doesn't appear to be designed at all. Which surely is the mark of truly great design?</p>
<p>So the question comes down to something as simple as this - when a design has got right to the simple essence of what a 'thing' (in this case a website) is about, then is 'copying' appropriate? Clearly I'd be furious if someone copied <b>plasticbag.org</b> without my permission. Even if they changed the colours and fonts and stuck a different background image in place... I suppose what I'm asking is whether or not Jason has refined the design essence of the weblog down to it's basics in the same way that <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a> has for e-commerce sites. And of course now a great many e-commerce sites (even the largest ones) look exactly like Amazon. <b>I suppose what I'm asking is how much of this design can I steal?</b></p>
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<p><b>Another message from my little brother:</b></p>
<blockquote>I hear from mum that you had to have some teeth out a few days ago and that it really hurt. I have been told to be simpathetic but I am not sure how to be. How much did it hurt and does it still hurt. Can you like talk or have your gums swollen to 3 times there normal size? </blockquote>
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<p>As of this morning, I'm worth $45,262,148.52 on the <a href="http://www.hsx.com">Hollywood Stock Exchange</a>. How much are <b>you</b> worth? Not that I'm competitive or anything.</p>
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<p>It may be an <a href="http://joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/293.html">amusing cartoon</a> that displays a son's reaction to his father's record collection, but perhaps more worrying is that the clearly teenage boy has never entered his father's private 'back room' before. What sick activities go on behind this family's closed doors?</p>
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<p>The Anne Robinson of the weblogging world, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">David Pannett</a>, blows the lid on <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2002_02_01_expired.html#9472079">Genie's appalling customer service</a>. Next week on <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/">Watchdog</a> - <a href="http://cbsnewyork.com/eatrisk/StoryFolder/story_801530167_html">Pop Tarts that kill</a>.</p>
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<p>Can someone please explain to me why <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Interconnected</a> isn't read by <i>everyone</i> interested in the potential of online technology and interfaces? It should be. It really should.</p>
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<p>As a female friend once said to me about penises, "It's like carrying a remote control with you all the time on the off-chance that you might want to watch some television." [inspired by <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/fullpost.php?p=p&postid=020207155400">Bart</a>]</p>
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<p>While watching <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0245115">The Fluffer</a> at the cinema, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and I were struck by some remarkable similarities between the names of some of the characters and the name of Ralph McGinnis, the young man who maintains <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html">Lacking in Emotional Circumstances</a>, visited the UK last year and who designed the posters for the film. The main character (for example) is called "Sean McGinnis". There's also a character called Ralph Shifflett. Coincidence? I think we need to be told.</p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td align="center"><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/postcard2.jpg"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/postcard2.jpg" width="245" border="0"></a></td></tr></table></p>
<p>You can see Ralph's work on the posters for The Fluffer at <a href="http://www.rs-erections.com/fluffer.html">rs-erections</a>. And I'm sure if you were looking for someone to do some comparable design work in New York, then he'd not protest if I suggested you talk to him about it.</p>
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<p>My crushes of the day are actor <A href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3732/bald.html">Jesse Bradford</a> and punk-rock poof <a href="http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/spring2001/features/images/hedwig5.jpg">Stephen Trask</a>. The Jesse Bradford pic comes directly from <a href="http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/spring2001/features/images/hedwig5.jpg">Ultrasparky</a>'s personal stash of half-naked celebrity pictures. Let's all give Ultrasparky a warm hand.</p>
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<p>I'm still waiting to get my rejection letter from the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> for a position as 'Community Producer' that I applied for a couple of weeks ago. The BBC is clearly an organisation that is designed purely to attempt to break my spirit. Over the last year they've advertised quite a few jobs that have really excited me and I've had more than one interview. But I never get the jobs. I got down to the last two for one of them. But I still didn't get it. Occasionally I wonder if someone I crossed as a teenager has risen to the top of the recruitment department and strokes a large white cat and howls maniacally each time I apply. In the meantime I can only link to <a href="http://rs.snoochdesigns.com/rejection.jpg">amusing mock-ups of rejection letters</a> [<a href="http://www.mentski.co.uk/">mentski.co.uk</a>] in an attempt to keep my spirits up.</P>
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<p>Noted adult and husband Matt Haughey and a <a href="http://photos.metafilter.com/index.cfm?series=55&start=7">cadre of friends and co-workers</a> attempt to eat more than <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/archived.blah/2/01/2002/#796">eight Saltines in a minute</a>.</p>
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<p>From Salon - and meeting a sudden spontaneous need on a Saturday afternoon: <A href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2001/06/28/memento_analysis/index.html">Everything you wanted about Memento</a>.</p>
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<p>So Will Young has won Pop Idol. I have to confess that I'm surprised. Delighted but surprised. He's certainly the most likely to be the long-term prospect, he's clearly talented and he's obviously intelligent. But did anyone really expect the British public to go with the most serious contender rather than a young piece of fluff? One final point... I'm not saying anything, but could I just point out that I haven't read a single interview with Will Young that didn't describe his previous lust-objects as 'someone', 'them', 'an ex' and so forth. If someone could find me some more interviews with the young winner of <a href="http://www.itv.co.uk/popidol">Pop Idol</a>, then I'd very much appreciate it....</p>
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<p>There are two posts over at overstated.net which should be fascinating to anyone interested in the social dynamics and interactions of weblogs and webloggers. First there's a list of the web's most effective weblog <a href="http://overstated.net/archives/2002_02.asp#000028">meme spreaders</a>, and then a list of <a href="http://overstated.net/archives/2002_02.asp#000029">the most accessible weblogs</a>. Both are based around <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, which coincidentally doesn't seem to be working very well today.</p>
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<p>My teenage dreams have finally come true - how long I have waited for Steve Guttenberg to have a site on the web - and more importantly to have a whole <a href="http://www.steveguttenberg.com/photos/">gallery of pictures</a> of him in various stages of dress and undress. Now if we can find a comparable Michael J Fox site, several youthful ambitions will have been fulfilled at once.</p>
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<p>The uncomfortably gorgeous Paul Baker <a href="http://dollsoup.blogspot.com/archives/2002_01_27_dollsoup_archive.html#9160577">finally confesses his crushes</a>: "Mr Clooney, Mr L. Perry, Mr Fraser, Mr Beltran, and (even worse than Steve Guttenberg) Mr Clinton. I also have a bit of a thing for Gina Gershon. Don't ask me why." Paul also appears to have <a href="http://dollsoup.blogspot.com/archives/2002_01_27_dollsoup_archive.html#9201398">become one of Mr Massow's online whores</a> and <a href="http://dollsoup.blogspot.com/archives/2002_02_03_dollsoup_archive.html#9434508">gone to see The Fluffer</a>. It's like finding that my long-lost gay twin (who got all the <i>good</i> genes) has been languishing in Northern England all my life.</p>
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<p>It's time for a purge of the links-bin:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.bankrate.com/brm/news/advice/20011219a.asp?keyword=Ralph">Helping Buffy to slay her Financial Demons</a><br />
"Buffy Summers has made a lot of mistakes in her short life -- she lost her virginity to a vampire, for Pete's sake! -- and her latest error could have long-lasting effects: She didn't consult a financial planner."
<li> <a href="http://www.newsobserver.com/standing/collections/gilster/700000014439.html">Computers that improve themselves</a><br />
"Evolution had left five logic cells unconnected to the rest of the circuit, in a position where they should not have been able to influence its workings. Yet if Thompson disconnected them, the circuit failed. Evidently the chip had evolved a way to use the electromagnetic properties of a signal in a nearby cell. But the fact is that Thompson doesn't know how it works."
<li> <a href="http://hometown.aol.com/Sebringsil/squest.htm">Popular Questions from "Understanding Male Sexuality"</a><br />
"A share of the group are what I term the "true" bisexuals - actively engaging in sex with both male and female partners. Many of these guys, however, are very unhappy emotionally."
<li> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1185/league.html">The Captain's Unofficial Justice League Homepage</a><br />
"It all began in the winter of 1940 with the third issue of <i>All-Star Comics</i>. That issue contained a simple story by today's standards - a group of heroes meeting together to discuss and swap stories."
<li> <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk/2002_02_01_yesterblog.html#9574431">Tom looks like Pop Idol Will</a><br />
It's not true, I tells ya...
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<p>The <a href="http://www.antibloggies.com/2/index.php">Anti-Bloggies</a> have been announced and I didn't win anything. Last year I won, "Best Use of a Blog for Personal Benefit". And in related weblogging news, read the <a href="http://chris.pirillo.com/archives/week_2002_02_03.html#000380">Blogger's manifesto</a>.</p>
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<p>You can't listen to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2002_02_01_expired.html#9603852">Davo</a>, he comes from a dimension that's big on musical theatre.</p>
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<p>That dark and evil day is approaching when nauseating couples drench the world in golden syrup and sashay around showing off their love for one another as if they had licence not to get punched. Which they don't. Thankfully, we have beautiful geeks like <a href="http://www.orbyn.com">Robyn</a> and Dr Love to present ethical and tasteful alternatives: <a href="http://orbyn.ohskylab.com/sendcard/">geekout e-greetings</a>.</p>
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<p>One of Barbelith's best threads for ages is getting more and more involving - <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000021">How are you gay?</a></p>
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<p>Ok, so now <b>five</b> separate people have said that I look like Will from Pop Idol. Most of them have been kind enough to leave out the "older lardier version of...", although it's been implied.</p>
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<p>I've been invited to come for one of four half-day assessments at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a>, to be followed by a first interview, to be followed in turn by a second interview, all for a job which would require me to be able to start in (just) less than a month. The job excites me - the recruitment process terrifies me.</p>
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<p>She's finally done it. The ginge from the fringe, the neater <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a> feature! The sap from emap is back! And she presents <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/bunny/index.html">BunnyCorp</a>! Featuring <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/bunny/menu/fried.html">Deep-fried Bunny</a>! <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/bunny/history/index.html">The Company History</a>! And you can end it with <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com/bunny/about/index.html">tiny pixel pictures</a> of me, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, <a href="http://www.tsluts.com">Rob</a>, <A href="http://www.rathergood.com">Joel</a> and... a waving crab...</p>
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<p>Is this <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1815000/1815967.stm">why I'm grumpy so often</a>? Excellent. Now all I need to do is figure out why my jaw hurts all the time at the moment.</p>
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<p>Do you have the energy to talk to Ivan Massow <a href="http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?50@@.ee9f491">live on guardian.co.uk</a> this afternoon at 2pm? Some of the questions posted so far are gloriously absurd. One of <a href="http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?14@153.MTceiKMpxBD^0@.ee9f491/0">my favourites</a> reads: "Do you hold with these new-fangled modern paraffin light things? Or would you rather use the tried-and-tested candle?" Another absurdist rant ends, "Finally, I've not followed your carreer before but you seem a genuine and nice looking lad, and not a 'hooray'. I wish you all the best in your life. "</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/hardware/ads/newimac.html">Dancing iMac</a>. Yeah, yeah, yeah! <a href="http://www.apple.com/hardware/ads/newimac.html">Dancing iMac</a>. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I was in Central London yesterday and I stumbled upon one of the new iMacs in a shop on Tottenham Court Road. As usual, it was slightly bigger than I expected it to be, but after a few minutes of play it became clear that it was really well put together. The screen is gorgeous, the angling mechanism smooth and beautifully engineered and - of course - the specifications are substantially better than my current computer.</p>
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<p>One of my flatmates has asked whether Riaz, a friend of hers from America, can stay in our flat for a few days at the end of the month and bring a friend. Unfortunately, the last time Riaz came to stay he was ... difficult .... company for me - and someone I found very hard indeed to deal with. But I don't feel I can protest too heavily after a guest of mine ended up staying in the flat for over two weeks a while back. There's much more to this story than I can discuss in a public place. Which makes it all the more frustrating.</p>
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<p>So the <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/nominees_index.html">Oscar nominations</a> have been announced. I've been holding back from commenting on them until I've had a chance to let my impressions settle a little. And it has to be said that it's a pretty motley selection of movies and performances on offer.</p>
<p>Films like A Beautiful Mind are always good Oscar fodder - nice worthy biopics which stretch an actor to perform the full range of emotions from serious-and-confused to serious-and-angry. But let's be honest - this is not a life-changing film by any stretch of the imagination. <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/score_lordoftherings.html">Lord of the Rings</a> and <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/makeup_moulinrouge.html">Moulin Rouge</a> are both strong on spectacle, and as such they're very unusual "Best Picture" candidates. Of the two, Lord of the Rings is the infinitely superior film - I think for most critics Moulin Rouge was essentially a tremendous Victorian folly - glorious in its ambition, and a bit lacking in artfulness and point. I've yet to see <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/picture_gosfordpark.html">Gosford Park</a> or <a href="http://www.oscar.com/nominees/picture_inthebedroom.html">In the Bedroom</a>.</p>
<p>There's an alternative approach to the coverage of the awards over at the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/RTO/Oscars/">IMDB</a> which might prove interesting to people. And if you get bored of that, perhaps a glance at <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Sections/Awards/Academy_Awards_USA/2001">last year's nominations</a> or the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Sections/Awards/Academy_Awards_USA/2000">nominations for the year before that</a> will convince you that 2001 will not be considered a vintage movie year...</p>
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<p>How unbelievably cool does <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/gallery/0,2072,50306-3107~3106,00.html">this magazine</a> look? This is post a its first redesign in <b>eighty years</b>, and it still has a wonderful retro-future design feel to it. It feels more like a periodical of sci-fi short-stories or something. I'm in love with it. And if you want to see the kind of wonderful madness that lurks inside it, then <a href="http://www.sciencenews.org/">it even has a fairly well-assembled site</a>.</p>
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<p>I don't know how accurate or true <i>any</i> of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000245">this</a> is. I wish I knew. I wish I knew who to trust to tell me the truth about such matters. I think we all wish we knew who to trust to tell us the truth about such matters. And in that lies the crisis of modern politics - there's too much for any one person to grasp, and no-one impartial who can keep you reliably informed. Is it any wonder that the voters become disillusioned?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3805/when_you_are_ready.html">When you are ready to have a serious conversation about Green Lantern you have my e-mail address</a> - and if you don't, it's <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>. Davo sent me this particular parody, mocking the adult comic book fan, and I have to confess that it is funny. Or at least, I imagine it must be if you don't go through the whole thing going, "Wow - I remember Abin Sur - he was cool. And John Stewart. And Guy Gardner. And Jade. And the John Byrne reboot of Superman. And Hal Jordan before he went evil. And Sinestro. And... and... and..." And I imagine it would be particularly funny if you don't finish the article and realise that you missed Kilowog and Arisia and the little chipmunk Green Lantern and the guy who looked a bit like a pickle with lots of arms who used to say things like, "In words of seventeen syllables......." <b>Green Lantern</b> was always my favourite.</p>
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<p>Damn you <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_02_01_x.shtml#9678448">Meg</a> and damn you <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a>! I didn't want to know that I'm part of the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,649247,00.html">Dido demographic</a>. <!--
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<p>Something wonderful from <a href="http://www.obscurestore.com">ObscureStore</a> today: Thomas Ray Mitchell suffers from several psychiatric conditions that include a violent reaction to the words "New Jersey," "Wisconsin," "Snickers" and "Mars," said his attorney, Maria Luisa Mercado. In a statement to police after the March 9, 1999, shooting of Barbara Jenkins, Mitchell indicated that he had wounded her with three bullets from a .38-caliber pistol because she was about to say "New Jersey." [<a href="http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/metropolitan/1252675">link</a>]</p>
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Every year I look forward to the Oscar nominations - I like the excitement of finding out who has been put up for the awards. I love the sensation of complete astonishment when great films are ignored and ludicrously over-acted twaddle wins. I love the Oscars because sometimes they're so very right and I love them more because sometimes they can be so very very wrong.
This year has been the first year when I have looked at the nominations for "Best Picture" and struggled to find a film that I think deserves to be there. But how to account for such a phenomenon? My first assumption was that it must have simply been a terrible year for movies in general. With such a motley selection of candidates available, what hope was there that they'd be able to <i>find</i> - let alone vote for - a truly great film.
But how likely is that to be true? There are any number of alternative possibilities. Firstly that they chose the wrong films, secondly that they chose the right films and that my taste is simply getting worse. And behind this are the larger questions - are the films that get nominated for Oscars today worse than the ones that were nominated ten or twenty years ago? Is there a pattern to the quality of film-making that we can track through the Oscars?
Enter a totally redundant project - the compilation of some figures about how good or bad the Oscar nominees had been over the last twenty years. I would see, or be damned, if there was any discernable pattern. And in seeing this pattern - "A Beautiful Mind"-style luminous in the world - perhaps I would see if my suspicions about this year's nominees were correct. Or perhaps, "A Beautiful Mind"-style, I would find that I had been living in a world of horrible unreality and an insane lack of judgment.
Over many minutes I decided on a campaign strategy. My comprehensive research (to take place over a boring afternoon before Countdown came on Channel Four) would involve:
- <b>1)</b> Going to the <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a>.
- <b>2)</b> Finding all the films nominated for "Best Film" over the last twenty years.
- <b>3)</b> Adding together all the nominees 'user-ratings' for each year.
- <b>4)</b> Plotting them on a graph.
Not brain-surgery, I think you'll agree. And hopelessly unscientific - we have no control group, nothing to compare them to... But interesting nonetheless... What will this reveal about our relationship to Oscar movies or indeed our relationship to the cultural products of other times? I can tell you right now that it will reveal nothing. But it remains fun to speculate about what it <i>might</i> have revealed had it not been such an immediately and obviously flawed experiment. And now the graph....
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/big_oscars.gif" width="479">
On the left we have the combined score of all the films released in any given year (the years are plotted on the bottom axis). Since all IMDB user-ratings rate out of 10, the range of potential scores for any given year is 0-50 points.
But what are we to make of these results? It seems that quite contrary to my initial expectations, the films that have gained Oscar Nominations have in general <i>increased</i> in quality over the last twenty years. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that all you can deduce is that people have very short memories and rate contemporary movies more generously than older ones. But that still can't account for the horrific drops in quality in the mid and late-eightees...
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DATE: 02/15/2002 07:54:30 AM
It's curious to note that the graph starts to trend upward (and stays there) right around the time that the Internet started getting popular with the mainstream. The newest thing is always better because it's new...and as far as IMDB is concerned, new started right around 93/94.
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DATE: 02/15/2002 09:27:43 AM
It would be interesting to take this further. Get a group of victims, erm I mean volunteers, and make them watch a selection of films from each year. Plot the results and see what happens. Would the most recent films receive higher scores?
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Shouldn't you take some sort of appreciation-inflation into account?
Compare the increase in the number of 'mega' art shows - Vermeer, Van Gogh, that kind of thing. Thirty years ago they were exceptional; now they are de rigueur for any major museum and they draw ever larger crowds. Does that mean the paintings have gotten better?
Could it be that people simply feel that the importance of 'film' in general has increased, and therefore rate 'important' films higher?
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DATE: 02/18/2002 06:12:54 AM
I agree that last year (2001) has had a drought of good films; however, the best picture that I saw in this year's crop was "A Beautiful Mind." It's my SWAG (Scientific Wild Ass Guess) for the Best Picture Award. Being that Russell Crowe won the 73rd Oscar for Best Leading Actor in "Gladiator," it seems unlikely that Crowe would win 74th Oscar for Best Leading Actor. Most film pundits, however, would probably agree that the Oscar's are often unpredictable, so who knows?
The best film that I saw this year with no (0) doubt--in my mind--is "A Beautiful Mind."
The 3.5 stars rating seems correct to my way of thinking. There were no (0) 4 star(s) films this year (2001).
My URL has been deleted, and AT&T will soon change my email due to patent agreements.
Ken Allison
P.S. Make it a "Black Plastic Trashbag."
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DATE: 02/28/2002 08:51:06 PM
You could take the rating, over time, as the dependent variable, and then run some simple linear regressions (time series) to see what variables are influencing the dependent. You could include: number of movies released that year, number of reviewers (more reviewers may imply a reduction in the quality of the reviews), cost of movies to make in constant terms, etc.....
That way you can try and draw some concrete conclusions about just what is contributing to the trend that is so clearly displayed. Hmmmm, but I guess that may also mean that you have lost all sense of perspective in life and have become an econometric geek. Sorry Mum ... does that mean I have to go back up into the attic already? But it is only 9pm ... Mum!!!! Damn!
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okay, so this would involve way too much work...but how about this: track down ratings from reviews of oscar-nominated films written when the films came out, and plot them instead. if the consensus among reviewers is anything to go by [and lord knows, i'm not arguing that it is] then you ought to be able to tell whether films are getting worse or better. although the nomination of a beautiful mind for best picture does, on the face of it, seem to indicate that they're definitely getting worse.
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What about comparing the average rating of the nominated films (as at today's critical values) compared to the rating of the winning film (again, as at today's critical values). That could show us how we view the past's assessment of what was best in their day, and give us ammunition for mocking those older than ourselves - which is always a worthy project.
We would of course have to delete all evidence of this experiment, or kill everyone younger than ourselves, to avoid the same fate befalling ourselves of course. I chose the latter - they always make me feel fat so there would be a fringe benefit to the entire project.
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DATE: 07/29/2002 07:32:13 PM
I think the reason for the curve heading upwards like that could be interpretted a little differently than most of you guys, but similar to the comment about 93/94 being when the net kicked in.
Before then, its fair enough to say that most net users were primarily academics, geeks, and on the more scientific / deskbound end of things. With this very generalised group of people, you tend to get a lot of critics as well as mindless "I LOVED IT!" comments, thus the average being lower.
Then of course we have the advent of the AOL generation, when people started voting "10" without thinking, just because the film may or may not have had Leonardo Di Caprio in it. Film criticism is out the window, geek chic sarcasm takes up a lesser percentage, and a lot of voters would tend to be more mainstream.
And we all know that the oscars are not a pinnacle of independent cinema or thought, so I do think that the gradual rise could more closely be linked to the gradual rise of "mainstream net-users" versus the 'old school' net-users of the cusp of the 80's/90's....
Just a thought.
The obvious exception to the rule being "Titanic" - the 1997 entry on the graph. Lets face it : that movie just plain SUCKED, and I knew that the dip in the graph was 1997 even before i squinted and looked ;)
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I wonder if the quality factor would be higher if these films were chosen as best picture instead.
1982: Blade Runner
1985: Silverado
1987: Empire of the Sun
1990: GoodFellas
1994: The Shawshank Redemption
1996: Fargo
1997: L.A. Confidential
1998: Saving Private Ryan
2001: LOTR: The Fellowship of the Rings
2002: The Pianist
The omitted years were good choices, as far as I thought. But for the record, the biggest travesty the Academy has ever committed was not even nominating "2001: A Space Odyssey for Best Picture." Imagine that. A movie the AFI chooses as one if it's Top 100 films of all time, and it didn't even garner an Oscar nomination for BP.
And as for worst travesty for Best Actor, my vote goes for Jim Carrey getting the nomination snub TWO TIMES IN A ROW, both for "The Truman Show" and "Man on the Moon", the latter of which he should have won handily. If the Academy can support a genre-crossover actor like Tom Hanks, why the hell is Jim Carrey getting the cold shoulder by the Academy? Makes me sick.
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<p>Look at my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003156.html">graph</a>! It's a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003156.html">graph</a> about the Oscars! It's a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003156.html">graph</a> with no point. All of these <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003156.html">links</a> go through to the same <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003156.html">graph</a>!</p>
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<p><b>It's Valentines Day</b> - are you lost and lonely? Well then it's a terrible shame that I didn't do this earlier. Because I'm considering selling a date with myself over the net on ebay. Would you like to buy me for a meal and some stilted conversation in Central London? Sometime in the first week of March? Then keep yourself glued to your monitor...</p>
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<p>I just did <a href="http://money.guardian.co.uk/work/iqtest/0,1456,589301,00.html">a quiz at the Guardian</a> designed to figure out how much money you should be earning - it works it out by assessing your IQ. At the end of the test the quiz asked me what I was doing with my life. The quiz told me I was wasting it. And, in fact, that I should be earning about �60,000 more a year than I seem to be at the moment. More annoyingly the instructions for the second round of questions made absolutely no sense at all. So I just answered the same for all of them and hoped for the best.</p>
<p>You tell me - do these instructions make <i>any</i> sense? "Does the second shape differ in some way from the first shape? Or could the second shape be the same as the first shape?" The possible answers are "Could be" and "no". Is that 'No the second shape does not differ from the first shape?' or 'No the second shape could not be the same as the first shape?' or is that 'The second shape could be different from the first shape?' or 'The second shape could be the same as the first shape?' - whoever wrote the quiz was a bit dumb if you ask me. <b>Now, where's my �75,000 salary</b>?</p>
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<p>One day Mesopotamia is assembled out of bits of twig and mud. It is one of the first places we see the 'Indo-European' language group that will split off into India and Europe forming the basis of most Western languages. The first written work of 'fiction' will be "Epic of Gilgamesh" - Mesopotamian critics give it 'One Thumb Up'. Egypt turns up in North Africa. Everyone surprised. While that's going, Greece gets it on - and lots of separate city states turn up. Athens becomes worlds first democracy then thre's a big war with (I think) the Spartans and then another big war with the Persians (although it could be the other way around and one of them might not have happened). Xerxes was Persian. Herodotus wrote about him.</P>
<p>Then Alexander the Great decides he wants to rule the world and goes a bit nuts bringing Greece, Persia, Egypt, Middle East etc. etc. etc. under his big rule. This is called "The Hellenistic Period". Finally the Romans turn up. They are boring arseholes and no one likes them. But being very organised they build roads everywhere and conquer most of Europe but become gradually corrupt and stretched too thinly. And the Romans ended up being Christians which is kind of ironic considering how many Christians they used as lion-chow. In the end, Goths come and beat them up. Which is not as amusing an image as it sounds.</p>
<p>Then there are dark ages for a very long time in which most of civilisation sucked arse. Civilisation is left to mad monks hoarding books in dodgy cold monasteries in places like 'lindesfarne'. Things gradually get better and
monarchies get better organised - the two are not directly related. Technology gets better - someone invents venereal disease and pointy sticks again. Which is a relief as a lot of people thought pointy sticks had been lost when the Romans went nuts. A little bit later, lots of Europeans go and beat up the Middle East in the name of Christianity. Over a thousand years later, the Middle East remains pissed off. Everyone in Europe gets snotty with everyone else in Europe and there are big fights. Sometime around here people decide that science isn't complete horseshit (very gradually and mostly in Italy).</p>
<p>European people send out people to colonise the world and send dodgy missionaries with them who introduce the world to the Catholic Church and syphilis. Which is nice. Except some of the people they meet don't want the Catholic Church or syphilis, so they get killed and stuff. Particularly in South America, North America, Africa, the Antipodes and the bits of Asia that hadn't invented pointy sticks yet. Then England goes all Protestanty which no one is particularly thrilled about. Particularly not the Irish who get in a snark with Cromwell.</p>
<p>America gets all snotty and declares independence. No one cares. It is a dumb country. Americans have wars with themselves for a bit. No one cares. It is a dumb country. Europeans have more wars with each other. No one cares. They're used to it. Freud is born. There are a couple of world wars. Someone invents cool things like planes and electricity and moon rockets. Some of these people are from America which is no longer a dumb country but a fucking scary country. Russia is also a fucking scary country for a bit, but then they let MacDonalds in, so we quite like them now. And on the seventh day Joss Whedon created Buffy.</p>
<p>THE END (OF ALL HISTORY AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT CHINA, THE MIDDLE EAST, THE CRUSADES, SOUTH AMERICA, MOST OF ASIA, THE COLONIAL STUFF AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE).</p>
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<p>On Thursday night I went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0240772">Ocean's Eleven</a>. The film is amazing, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Cheadle,+Don">Don Cheadle</a>'s accent is offensively bad. The whole cinema groaned whenever he came on. First "The Limey" and now this... What did England ever do to <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Soderbergh,+Steven">Steven Soderbergh</a>!?</p>
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<p>One of the more interesting quizzes I've taken recently examines <a href="http://www.philosophers.co.uk/cgi-local/god_game.cgi">the logical consistency of one's beliefs about god</a>. I'm a staunch atheist, and have been for over fifteen years now. My ideas consolidated around the time I was Christened in fact - essentially against my will at the late age of thirteen.</p>
<p>To me 'god' seems such an implausible idea - like a spacial anomaly in Star Trek - something that fulfils a plot function, but seems a bit of a cliché the three-thousandth time it's used to explain why something unexpected happens. People have so much need for a god figure to provide a sense of purpose to life. I don't know if I'm happier for not having a purpose - but I don't think I could have any self-respect if I secretly believed my purpose was a placebo but went along with it anyway.</p>
<p>The quiz tells me that I'm essentially very consistent in my views about god. In fact it only criticises me in one area - and I actually think it's wrong to do so. The quiz told me, "You've taken a direct hit! You said earlier that God doesn't exist and you claimed that if she does not exist there is no basis for morality. Therefore, you are committed to the view that there is no basis for morality. But now you say that torturing innocent people is morally wrong. But if there is no basis for morality, then you cannot rationally say of any act that it is morally wrong."</p>
<p>It seems to me that morality is a more noble achievement if it is wrought than if it is given. Just because there is no one to judge us at the end of our lives, does not mean that we don't feel the need to be judged? And if there are standards to judge us by - even standards we just decide to judge ourselves by - then does it matter where they come from? ... whether they come from biology, or from society's inculcation of belief, or from the spread of virulent memes. As long as we've fought to clarify our beliefs, as long as we haven't simply believed what we have been told, as long as we've struggled for consistency and clarity and to do what we believe to be best, then why can't we call that a man-made morality to be proud of - and not less proud of because it's in defiance of a godless, arbitrary universe - but <i>more</i> proud that we have been able to create meaning of some kind for ourselves in the midst of total darkness.</p>
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<p>More evidence, if evidence were needed that <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/14864#227231">Metafilter's Matt Haughey is a god among men</a>.</p>
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<p><b>An afternoon's MP3 playlist:</b></p>
<p>Michael Jackson - "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough", B*Witched - "Hey Mickey", Jamiroquai - "Deeper Underground", Britney Spears - "Oops! I did it again", David Bowie - "Boys Keep Swinging", Grace Jones - "Pull Up To The Bumper", Death in Vegas - "Dirge", Lauren Hill - "Doo Wop (That Thing)", PJ Harvey - "Good Fortune", Tom Jones & Stereophonics - "Mama Told Me Not To Come", Menswear - "Daydreamer", Ben Folds - "Rockin' the Suburbs", EMF - "Unbelievable", Limp Bizkit - "Rollin'", Madonna - "Music", David Bowie - "Let's Dance", Depeche Mode - "I Feel Loved", Prince - "Raspberry Beret", Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'", Daft Punk - "Superheroes", Charlatans - "Love is the Key", Daft Punk - "Da Funk", David Bowie - "Modern Love", Ike and Tina Turner - "Nutbush City Limits", Spice Girls - "Who do you think you are?", Dockers - "To Vuo Fo L'Americano", S Club 7 - "Don't Stop Movin'", New Order - "Blue Monday 88", Weezer - "Crab", Hole - "Awful", Salt n Pepa - "Push It", ABBA - "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!", Primitives - "Crash", Death in Vegas - "Aisha", Blondie - "Maria", Smiths - "How Soon is Now?", Destiny's Child - "Bootylicious".</p>
<p>Now answer me this - am I a cool hipster with a hint of trash or a trash glamster with a touch of cool? I can't decide, I really can't....</p>
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<p>In honour of Don Cheadle's "Worst Cockney Accent Ever", I hereby present the <a href="http://www.psyclops.com/translator/translator.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.plasticbag.org&mode=cock">World's Worst Cockney Website Translator Ever</a>, which seems to do nothing but add the word "awright?" every two sentences. Appalling. As my flatmate says - "My poor people!"</p>
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<p><b>Move along, nothing to see here:</b> I've got a job interview tomorrow and I'm planning to spend much of the day getting myself up to speed with everything on the internet I think I need to know about. And so my first assumption is that I'm not going to post much. But then again, I am going to be roaming the internet looking for interesting information, and that's not that dissimilar from weblogging anyway...</p>
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<p>Just as everyone in the western world has finally succumbed and bought a player - be warned: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/new_media/newsid_1829000/1829241.stm">DVDs are obselete</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Go forth my minions!</b> Perhaps <i>you</i> could resolve the biggest gripe that people have about the new <i>plasticbag.org</i> design - the lack of attractive looking permalinks. The problem is code-related - I have always scrupulously placed paragraph tags around each and every one of my posts on <i>plasticbag.org</i>. Unfortunately this means that unless I want my permalinks to sit in another paragraph after or before each post, it's very difficult to format them. What I would really like is to have the permalinks as little floating circles to the left or right of the main content box, but every attempt I make to produce them results in a huge and unsightly gap between posts.</p>
<p><b>The Rules</b>:<br />
- Remember, as post may be more than one paragraph long! You have to preserve the spacing between paragraphs.<br />
- This whole thing could be done pretty easily with tables, but let's face it - tables are retro-tech. <b>plasticbag.org</b> is almost entirely CSS and your solution should be too.<br />
- The best solution (shown to me on another site) gets the mother of all links for a week. Something really big and sexy, plus - er... $10 in their Paypal accounts if they have one.</p>
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<p>The worst thing about interviews is how nervous I get and how when I get nervous I fart. Really loudly. Luckily I don't get nervous very often. Or more to the point, perhaps, luckily I don't go outside very much and have no sense of smell.</p>
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<p>There's a book called <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0596001002">Running Weblogs with Slash</a>. For a little while this confused me. Why would anyone need a book for that? But then - of course, revelation - and I realised that you'd probably need a guidebook as to how to persuade his agent to let him do it, ways to placate him when he got a bit drunk and mad, ways to stop the other members of Guns 'n' Roses turning up at your place of work every twenty minutes asking to scab a fiver.</p>
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<li><b>Wednesday, February 20</b><br />
Today Slash and I went to the shops. And we had the best time!!! I guess that just goes to show that we're really good friends after all. Slash got some fish fingers and I splashed out on some Tartare sauce. He nearly burnt his hair on the way out of the newsagents. God it was <i>so</i> funny. He showed me his new smiley earlier today - it's great - I;{P - I think it sums him up perfectly. Except for the moustache, which I don't really get. We'll have a party when we get home, Slash says. He's my best friend.</li>
<li><b>Tuesday, February 19</b><br />
Slash won't put the toilet seat down after going to the bathroom. He's driving me <i>insane</i>.</li>
<li><b>Monday, February 18</b><br />
Slash went to some big party yesterday and when he got home he was really drunk. I wouldn't normally mind, but I live here too, y'know? The most annoying thing was that when I got up I had to remove all his stringy bits of hair from the shower plug-hole to stop it overflowing all over the floor. Honestly, I don't think people know what it's like living with an ex-rock god. Aren't <i>my</i> needs important?! I had to get to Kinko's by ten this morning as well...</li>
<li><b>Saturday, February 16</b><br />
Today Slash said he thought <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a> was the best British weblogger. <i>How wrong can a guy be!?</i> I keep trying to tell him that it's clearly not going to be Nick Jordan. It's GOT to be <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">Graybo</a>. Slash drank quite a lot after our argument, trashed the hotel room and refused to let me play Unreal Tournament on his PS2 <i>even though he didn't really want to watch Futurama on Fox</i>. I hate him when he's like this. In the end I had to get my Mom to ring him up on his cellphone when he was in the bath. I heard all this laughing from the bathroom, so I guess he's forgiven me... Mom's sure ringing a lot nowadays...</li>
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<p>Today is Online Community News day at <i>plasticbag</i> towers. Regular updates through next couple of hours:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.streamingmediaworld.com">StreamingMediaWorld.com</a><br />
More than you could ever legitimately need to know about streaming video and audio media.</li>
<li><A href="http://www.cnn.com/COMMUNITY/">CNN Community no more</a><br />
Looks like it's been like it for a while, but <a href="http://www.cnn.com/">CNN</a> has completely closed down the vast majority of its community operations, leaving only occasional hosted webchats and as-and-when-necessary news-event related message-boards. This is probably because the page impressions these parts of sites provide are not worth the same financially - people using online communities don't tend to click on adverts - and the legal worries and moderation costs.</li>
<li><A href="http://www.onlinecommunityreport.com/features/10">Top Ten Trends for Online Communities</a><br />Particularly interesting survey of the Community sectors that are actually making money - including 'search', 'education' and 'trading' communities.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/01/07/technology/ebusiness/07ECOM.html?searchpv=past7days">Future uncertain for feedback sites</a><br />
The most depressing part of the dot-com boom for me will always be that people miss the fact that the internet at the moment is a relatively low-cost, low-overhead environment. And great sites like <a href="http://www.epinions.com">Epinions</a> still end up relatively over-staffed and expected to produce huge profits. It's not going to happen. I still have one issue with Epinions - one that I think is core - you can ask for an opinion about a toaster oven, but if you want to know which is the <i>best</i> toaster oven under a certain price, you have to dig around for hours. Makes no sense to me...</li>
<li><a href="http://www.emarketer.com/estatnews/estats/edemographics/20011106_pew.html">Estats: Online Communities</a><br />
A fairly strange and motley set of statistics about the inter-relationship of IRL groups and the involvement of individuals who experience them online.</li>
<li><A href="http://www.plastic.com/article.pl?sid=01/12/17/048258">What happened when plastic came back</a><br />
A couple of months ago <A href="http://www.plastic.com">plastic.com</a> resurfaced. And what were the first reactions...? Pretty much what you'd expect...
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<p>It would be excessively harsh to say that I hated Occupational Psychologists. But it would not be excessively harsh to say that I don't enjoy being tested by them. Let's leave it at that...</p>
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<p>So last night I went to eat <a href="http://www.wube.net/london.html">Ethiopian food</a> in a restaurant called <i>Merkato</i> in Islington with the team of people with whom I freelance. We roamed full and free from the menu, as Danny and Polly have both visited Ethiopia and know what to ask for. The food was frankly more unusual than I'd expected - slightly soggy sour pancakes are layered on a big plate and then supermarket-meal sized blobs of strangely bubbly meat-related products are dolloped out upon it. To eat, simply tear off pancake piece and shovel food into mouth with it.</p>
<p>And yet for all the excitement of the meal itself, the best bit was that one of our party - Neil - arrived at the restaurant at precisely 20.02 on 20/2/02 - a glorious conceit of a date that I commented on loudly at the beginning of my interview to the eyebrow-raisings of my assessors and which has been talked about at length by <a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0202.html#020218">Mr Kottke</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.scarybear.org/">A rude cartoon</a> found <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">via cal</a>. Note that I tried for a while to find a picture of 'Viacal' - the fizzy limescale remover - on the interhighweb. But without any success. Leaving me to think that the world is conspiring to fuck up my jokes today. [Thanks to <a href="http://gina-snowdoll.blogspot.com">Gina</a> for revealing that the world has indeed fucked up all my jokes by secretly changing the name of the damn limescale remover while I wasn't paying attention - I present: <a href="http://mall.iol.it/images/products/med/81501.jpg">Viakal</a>]</p>
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<p>Firda has created the <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/css/">CSS Colouring book</a> featuring several table-less CSS designs for weblogs which you can run off with and adapt to your own sick needs. Firda rules.</p>
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<p>At the time of writing, the price of buying someone to <a href="http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm">come and kick your own ass</a> was a mere $1.75. I wonder if it's more if you want them to beat up <i>other</i> people...</p>
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<p>Ok, so tomorrow afternoon I should hear whether I got through the whole Occupational Psychologists' testing - first stage of my interview process for the BBC job that I would cheerfully kill for. I'm not feeling very positive about it - in fact I feel heartily ill about it. I'll go into full detail about the horrific experience tomorrow morning, at the moment I just want to pretend it never happened.</p>
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<p>I don't know if you're aware of this fact - but I'm actually going to be thirty years old in roughly four months and twenty-eight days. I only mention this fact now, because clearly thirty is a big milestone and you'll all want to be saving up so you can buy me a <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">nice big sparkly present</a> rather than the old tat you usually buy me (you know who you are). It occurs to me that if you people actually stopped being quite so useless and each sent me �20 via Paypal a year, then I wouldn't have to get a damn job at the BBC anyway. Which would - of course - be their loss not mine. Sigh.</p>
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<p>I haven't said anything on <i>plasticbag.org</i> because I've been convinced that it would add extra pressure on me and that I'd buckle under it - but I seem to have given up smoking. It's been almost two weeks now without a cigarette. I still want them quite badly, but I'm not having them. My ashtrays still sit in front of me on my desk - and they're still full - I feel like if I threw them away that my totem of stubs would betray me and I'd be scratching my way out of the flat towards the local newsagent. It probably wasn't the <i>best</i> time in the world to quit - but hey...</p>
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<p>I don't think <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> is talking to me at the moment.</p>
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<p>I don't know where he got the information from, but there's a fascinating piece of writing about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000215">being born from exploding stars</a> over at <i>barbelith</i> at the moment. It's a lovely, wonderful and transformative idea - it's also a slightly alarming one!</p>
<blockquote>Researchers say twin supernovas two million years ago triggered the evolution of humankind. �These supernovas would have blown away our protective ozone layer,� says Dr. Narciso Benitez of Johns Hopkins University. �Earth lost its protection against ultraviolet rays, and for several hundred years the planet would have been battered by intense radiation.�</blockquote>
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<p>Happy birthday to <a href="http://www.ickle.org/birthday.html">ickle.org</a>. Now you are one, what will you do now? Will you grow, oh <a href="http://www.ickle.org/birthday.html">ickle.org</a>? When you are twenty, will you be angry that you can't be called <a href="http://www.tall.org/">tall.org</a>? Will you be laughed at down the pub. Oh what will become of <i>ickle.org</i>?</p>
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<p>Could this be the best magazine cover of all time? Or is it simply the best <i>thing</i> of all time? Or is it kinda dumb? <A href="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,164943,00.jpg">Der Spiegel</a></p>
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<p>An otherwise wonderfully fun evening celebrating <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a>'s birthday ruined at the last minute by the discovery that I've lost my uninsured mobile phone, resulting in me becoming suddenly terrified about the potential cost of replacement.</p>
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<p>Proposal for a grant? "Dear Dean of Stuff, I work at your University and I'd really like to do a study of the <a href="http://www.nature.com/nsu/020218/020218-17.html">social networks in the Marvel comic book universe</a>. I hope you will understand how important and useful a piece of research this could be. Yours, A. Nut."</p>
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<p>Get it while it's fresh - or more to the point, get it before it's ripped from the internet's bleeding womb by the stainless steel tongs of threatened legal-action... Because <a href="http://gaydar.co.uk/widdecombe">Anne Widdecombe</a> is not going to be thrilled about this one...</p>
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<p>So strictly speaking, it's now the day when I found out if I'm through to the first interviews for a job at the BBC. We were supposed to find out on Friday, but for various reasons they weren't able to get the information to us. Each interview will be one hour long - and they've allocated three hour slots per job - so that's fifteen candidates in total going through to the second stage. Or at least that's fifteen interviews - I don't yet know whether people will be represented in more than one of the categories. Twenty-four first-stage candidates narrowed down to fifteen second-stage ones - will I be on that list? I doubt it, frankly. I really do.</p>
<p>I haven't felt so invested in the outcome of a job application for ages - I think it's a job I could do well, and perhaps more importantly, that I'd enjoy - but weirdly I don't think that's why I'm so nervous. I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of these psychologists analysing my responses. I have become increasingly convinced that they'll declare me unfit for work in general - and what do you do then? Start a sheep farm? Live in a commune? Take up politics? I'm relatively sure that I can acquit myself well in an interview as well - but my performance <i>in</i> that interview is less important to me at the moment than getting to it.</p>
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<p><a href="http://ftrain.com/robot_exclusion_protocol.html">Google of the future?</a> "I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh."</p>
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<p>To a user of Internet Explorer on Mac OSX, the <a href="http://mlpquiz.digitalrice.com/sexquiz.html">"What Sex Toy Are You?"</a> quiz is a beautiful set of constellations. Oooooooh. Pretty....</p>
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<p>I wonder how many people actually don't realise what's behind <a href="http://cs.bluffton.edu/~scoffman/trick.html">this card trick</a>. It's obvious right? <b>Addendum</b> For those who have not as yet figured out the trick - <i>none</i> of the second set of cards were in the first set. So whatever you chose would no longer be present...</p>
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<p>Today's crisis of indecision regards the BBC. I was supposed to hear from them about this first interview yesterday. But I have not. Does this mean that I can expect a letter from them through the post in a few days telling me not to give up the day ... er ... - or does this mean that the message got lost when my phone was stolen and the SIM card transferred. Or does it mean that they simply haven't had time to get around to it? This whole process has felt like torture and I'm more than slightly frustrated with them for not making it an educational and smooth-running application. But of course I can't be frustrated - because I as yet do not know if the failure of communication is at my end.</p>
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<p>I got home last night around 1am, after an accidental curry and caipirinha and slumped immediately into a couple of episodes of <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a> and <a href="http://www.farscape.com">Farscape</a>. I'm not going to defend my choice of late-night TV - I'm just telling it how it is. Anyway - next thing I know is that it's five in the morning and I'm asleep on the sitting-room floor, and I have that moment of indecision when you think to yourself that just staying where you are would be better than moving to go to bed, but then I gave in to my sedate impulse and lay in bed wide-awake for two hours thinking about all the things I need to sort out in my life.</p>
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<p>Even the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_1840000/1840328.stm">BBC</a> loves <a href="http://www.thestrokes.com">The Strokes</a>. Where's your stuffy English public service broad-caster <i>now</i> then? Eh?</p>
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<p>I have a bloody interview. I'm not occupationally insane after all. I have been assessed and found stage-one (of three) employable. Everything else is bonus from now on - I always assumed that it was just getting me in a room with people that was the problem. "Ah well he looks good on paper, but in person - eeeeesh...." or "Subject: Tom Coates - Makes inappropriate jokes at assessments about Jamie Theakston's sex life - <i>Do not employ</i>". But it turns out that I'm just not <i>good</i> enough for the jobs - not that I'm mad! What a relief!</p>
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<p>Question One: Do sites do features of weblogs because it guarantees those same articles traffic? I'm increasingly thinking that this is the case - webloggers love the approval of being mentioned in a paper - it makes us feel important (well it makes me feel important, anyway). Question Two: Can someone tell me what the phrase 'so-called' means in the following sentence (taken from <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/02/25/technology/ebusiness/25ECOM.html">this article about weblogging</a>): "For the last two years or so, so-called Weblogs have slowly built a following among Internet users."?</p>
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<p>Hands up who thinks <a href="http://andrewsullivan.com/homosexuality.php">Andrew Sullivan's views on homosexuality</a> are dull, conformist, apologist and retro? That many huh? Ok then. Hands up who cares about <a href="http://andrewsullivan.com/main_article.php?artnum=20020224">Andrew Sullivan's Blogger manifesto</a>? Wow. That few...</p>
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<p>I am drooling at the thought of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/15055">Photoshop 7</a> because it will be the first version of the software to run natively in OSX - which means I need never ever use OS9 again. Which will be nice.</p>
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<p>At the beginning of February 2002, <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> contacted me about the possibility of an interview. For some ungodly reason the lunatic newspaper had decided that it was thrilled by the idea of listen to me jabber on about any decaying rubbish that fell lifelessly out of my mouth. I dutifully obliged.</p>
<p>A couple of days later, they asked me if they could send a photographer around to take a picture. I was of course tremendously flattered - although since I hadn't shaved in over a week and since we'd run out of hot water and since the photographer was going to arrive in about thirty seconds, I wasn't entirely comfortable with how I was going to look.</p>
<p>When the photographer arrived, he was a tremendous friendly mad old guy with thick glasses and thinning hair who asked me to sit in all kinds of strange positions in front of my computer, <i>but never once told me what to do wih my face</i>. By the end of the (brief) session, I was kind of sheepishly grinning in complete embarrassment.</p>
<p>The photographs he finally decided were the best were e-mailed to me a couple of days later. The article, of course, never actually ran in the paper at all - so they now only exist here online... My moment of fame postponed once more... And frankly it's all to the good as I have never looked so goddamned hideous...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hideoustom.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hideoustomtoo.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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<p>I need advice - if you've ever looked at a personal ad on <a href="http://www.nerve.com">nerve.com</a> then I need your advice. I need you to go and look at a lame web-blokes personal ad and tell me if it's completely full of shit or not. The user-name of the bloke whose ad I want your opinions of is '8bit'.</p>
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<p><b>Press Release:</b> <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">Armitage Media</a> is proud to announce the release of the first single by the winner of "Blog Idol", the stunning Tom Coates. The double A-side (titled "Anything is possible / When you're A-list") will be released shortly via <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Morgan Music</a> (probably). The cover art in all its glory is available for the press <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net/img/tccd.jpg">here</a>.</p>
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<p>Human beings are like Microsoft products - cobbled together in a rough evolutionary fashion over many years, prone to collapse, occasional misfunctioning and systematic farting (both actual and metaphorical). If human beings were like Apple products then we'd all be beautiful and we'd probably be able to fly and read minds by now - although it is possible instead that we'd have become almost totally extinct as a species.</p>
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<p><b>Returned to the 'From You Know Who You Are Department', With Thanks:</b><!--
And ANYWAY it wasn't just me! Cal wanted know know what on earth he
was doing too!? And I don't think Cal has the SLIGHTEST interest in
shagging him!
--> Say you were at a party with a woman who dislikes you and most of your friends and isn't afraid to say so, and you were chatting to a friend of yours who's just decided to go out with said woman, and you kind of felt the need to know why he was doing it so you asked him, only for her to answer the question several days later in rather twisty-turny grammar on her website by suggesting that she gave the best head in town, wouldn't you reply affectionately that after an exhaustive survey of the male weblogger population - all other qualities aside - her capacity for blow-jobs was considered merely adequate? I know <i>I</i> wouldn't. Because it would be <i>wrong</i>.</p>
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<p>By the way, just in case you're desperately searching for my e-mail address like the person who keeps writing "Tom has no e-mail address on his page" and "Please Tom put your e-mail address on your page" in the search box, then my e-mail address is <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Impressions of late-night TV:</b> 1) three people of very different life positions watch an episode of Sex and the City where four people's very different life positions push barriers between them, 2) George Michael goes Blade-runner as a Sexual Freak in the closest thing to a homo mid-life crisis that you can put on screen for even an obscenely stupid amount of money, 3) an acting coach says to one of her model pupils, "You know what you're really saying is that you want to be....." - the student looks blank, then resigned. "Fucked....?" - there is much nodding and wild-eyed agreement - and perhaps the tiniest tear runs down her face. Another model looks like Wes Bentley.</p>
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<p>Another fun morning - today's entertainment includes two months notice (along with my flatmates) to vacate my flat, a letter from the bank explaining that I've gone over my overdraft facility and a nice happy bill from Barclaycard.</p>
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<p>An e-mail regarding 8bit at <a href="http://www.nerve.com">nerve.com</a>: "I think that 8bit bloke is full of shit. But tell him that if he is ever in need of a woman to bear his children he should give me�a call."</P>
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<p>Another day, another review for the BBC, this time for the film <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2002/02/19/basquiat_1996_review.shtml">Basquiat</a>: "In Hollywood movies, the lives of the great creative geniuses all follow a pretty similar path. From humble origins our hero will struggle and nearly give up. Then they will find themselves a supportive girlfriend or mentor and have some kind of transformative breakthrough. And then finally they become alienated from their friends and experience some kind of 'Great Big Crisis'." I mean, we've all been there, right?</p>
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<p>It's the fight that would not die - <a href="http://www.penguin.co.uk">Penguin Books</a> versus <a href="http://www.katie.com">Katie.com</a> - the latter site is <i>still</i> fighting about the book that Penguin published about sexual abuse and harrassment over the internet which decided to name itself after her site. I first wrote about this <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_08_06_archive.shtml#599537">a year and a half ago</a>, but I think it's important that it gets some more press - so <i>spread the world</i> - this could happen to <i>any</i> of our sites - and I don't think we'd have the <i>slightest</i> recourse to the law...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/notebook/00000317.html">Evidence</a>, if evidence were needed, that Sparky not only appears to have found himself a bloke, but that he also has very fine taste in men. Even if the guy in question does also look like the lead singer of James.</p>
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<p>You have to love <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,46116,00.html">Michael Moore</a>, you really do. I mean he's just so on the money most of the time:</p>
<blockquote>MOORE:� Yes.� I don't -- look, I don't know what the percentage should be, but I certainly� believe, and I've you heard you say the same thing on the show, that you don't think a company like Enron should go, you know, for four years without paying any taxes.� <br />
O'REILLY:� No, it's ridiculous.<br />
MOORE:� Right?<br />
O'REILLY:� It's true.<br />
MOORE:� I mean, that's wrong, right?<br />
O'REILLY:� And a company like Andersen should not be able to split off their Andersen� Consulting, move it to Bermuda and set it up there as... <br />
O'REILLY:� Right, but those aren't Americans.� Those are villains, OK?</blockquote>
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<p>So <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> sends me an article from the BBC about <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1844000/1844648.stm">Irritable Male Syndrome</a> which explains how particularly stressful circumstances can make your testosterone drop which could lead to moodiness and foulness. I ask him what he's implying. He replies that I know very well what he's implying and to stop being so bloody irritable....</p>
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<p>If you're bored of an afternoon and fancy some entertainment, I can more than recommend <a href="http://tfn.net/~brooke/dook.htm">methylsalicylate</a>. Brooke will help you differentiate your fat mice from your firearms. What more could you ask?</p>
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<p>The last time I heard them I was probably about ten, maybe eleven. My dad used to play them in the car. He only had this album, ABBA's greatest hits and The Carpenters. He was not the coolest man in the world, it becomes clear to me... Anyway - obviously I've bought the ABBA and Carpenters album since, but never before have I heard the classic songs from the other album, <i>until now</i>... And I can tell you with complete honestly that <i>Neil Diamond is as cool today as he ever has been!</i>... "Forever in Blue Jeans", "Song Sung Blue" - now that's proper music!</p>
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<p>Thanks to the wonderful people at <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock.org</a>, I have finally found a sport that I can get behind. And it <i>is</i> a sport. It's definitely not some homo-erotic thing marketed to a very specific niche market. Oh no. Nothing unsavoury about <a href="http://www.turkishwrestling.com/images/tf03-1.htm">these pictures</a>! Good healthy fun for all the family! If all of your family is male, and between the ages of twenty and twenty-three. And like body oil.</p>
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<p>My interview this afternoon is at four o'clock at the BBC - I'm scared out of my mind, but really quite excited as well. I have all of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> pulling off a piece of chaos magick for me this afternoon - pulling off being the operative phrase here... All I need is some prayer, good will and tremendous positive thinking (oh and to have done my research) before four o'clock and I'm a shoe-in...</p>
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<p>Q: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"<br />
A: "Why are <i>you</i> wearing that stupid <i>human</i> suit?"
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<p>A <a href="http://www.partnerships.org.uk/bol/howard.htm">really good article on community development</a> includes this paragraph: "In order to succeed, a virtual community has to have an affinity -- the answer to the question "what would draw these people together?" It has to present a user interface that doesn't baffle the newcomer, but gives a range of options to the experienced user. Building a social space online does not guarantee that people will inhabit it. It has to have a social infrastructure, including simple written agreements to a social contract governing online behavior and sanctions for transgression. It needs skilled human facilitation. And there must be some plan for bringing a continuing stream of newcomers into the community." Which, in essence, says it all.</p>
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<p>News Shock! <a href="http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=510311&in_review_text_id=473583">Prince Philip mad old racist bastard</a>! World reels in surprise.</p>
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<p>The only must see thing on the net today seems to me to be <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/art/rumpus.jpg">Sparky's flat</a> - frankly it's stunning and I want it, but more to the point it's also incredibly well captured in multiple photos. New Boyfriend, gorgeous flat. <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Sparky must die</a>...</p>
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<p>Everyone else is linking it, so why can't we? Today's completely lifted link is <a href="http://www.man.aaronclinger.com/">The Man Project</a> - a stunning and (apparently) simple looking piece of animation which resembles those cross-section models made by slicing up dead people. The most interesting technical part of it seems to me to be the way in which the figure faces, which appears to change as you move the mouse...</p>
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<p>The future is <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,50384,00.html">Mac Porn</a>. Don't say I didn't warn you. I stared salivating as soon as I saw the pictures. You can sometimes feel your heart-rate speed-up too. Weirdly I don't think I have this reaction when looking a hot men any more. Tell me doctor, is there something wrong with me?</p>
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<p>Proselytising for the computing age - <a href="http://www.wplug.org/~evand/chick/">Why OSX is the future</a>!</p>
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<p>Ok - I'm not going to go into detail about my job interview on Friday, except to say that my friends over at <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001313">Barbelith</a> certainly played <i>their</i> part in trying to get me a job, while in the process... well I've said too much already! Tomorrow I find out whether I've got through to the third and final stage of the process - which will be an interview in two weeks time. Keep your fingers crossed for me, people...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.momorgan.com/">Mr Morgan</a> cannot sleep at the moment, so at half-past-one in the morning we met up for a walk around Maida Vale. We broke into Paddington Recreation Ground and talked about Lego and looked through his camcorder at nearby buildings on ultra-zoom. Then I made him a cup of tea and finally chucked him out of the door at 4am.</p>
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<p>Here's an interesting link from a couple of months ago - <a href="http://www.useit.com/homepageusability/bbc_exercise.html">Jakob Neilson and the BBC Front Page</a>. The <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> redesigned their front page a few months ago, shortly after Neilson released his book - which included an analysis of the old site. Neilson's exercise (mainly useful for people who already have the book), takes you through the concerns that he raised about the old design and shows how many of them have now been resolved. More interesting for the geekier members of the studio audience, but hey.</p>
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<p>I'm going to say this quickly and get it over with. I didn't get the Community Producer gig at the BBC, I am gutted. If you want to make me feel better about it then <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">buy me something</a>.</p>
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<p>A good article on the state of the American music industry: <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/718662.asp?cp1=1">Looking Grim at the Grammys</a>. I don't know how long it's going to take contemporary culture to figure out, but fragmentation is the new monolith - cultures are separating along the lines of interest groups - and people belong to several over-lapping fragmented cultures rather than to the mono-culture. Technology will continue to get more adaptable and less expensive, and that means that the overheads of running a media operation should now be dropping as well. And that in turn means that a variety of entertainment product - small bands, small films, for small markets - some of which may go huge - should return to prominence. The internet is making people <i>weirder</i>. When will you people realise this?!</p>
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<p>I'm having a minor moment about an article on the BBC's news site which is very interesting and everything, but also completely 'give away the twist why-don't-you'-ish. The article is about the next <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0295297">Harry Potter movie</a>, which makes me think that you probably should only <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/film/newsid_1853000/1853592.stm">click here</a> if you've already read the book...</p>
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<p>Sing it with me, children...</p>
<blockquote>When are you gonna come down?<br />
When are you going to land?<br />
I should have stayed on the farm.<br />
I should have listened to my old man.</blockquote>
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<p>One of the funniest transition pages I've seen in forever - <a href="http://www.mightybigtv.com/">Might Big TV is now Television Without Pity</a>...</p>
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<p>The last couple of days have been fairly strange exotic beasts - the job disappointment as ever knocked me for a loop for a good twenty-four hours. It's always difficult to be rejected, I think, and I wonder if anyone ever really gets used to it. They always say that as one door closes another opens - but this seems to have been happening so regularly recently that after a while you have to start wondering, is this a revolving door? And am I trying to go through it the wrong way? Anyway - a couple of new possibilities have emerged - one of which looks particularly promising. So I guess I'll just have to try and relax and go with the ride for a little longer...</p>
<p>After lunch yesterday with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil</a>, I ended up wandering around Central London trying t get a bit of perspective on things and finishing off my copy of <a href="">Moon Palace</a> - which stirred up a lot of thoughts about my father and my (vaguely) impending thirtieth birthday. I went for a brief drink with a friend who was celebrating his birthday and returned home, weirdly satisfied.<!-- Tom - in the future the part of the day you might be interested in remembering will probably have more to do with the guy living in Israel with the tongue and Endell Street in Covent Garden. Just between the two of us... --></p>
<p>Today I'm in much finer form - I've got lots of work to do, lots of things to think about. Part of the cheeriness I'm feeling has to be due to the gift of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0006546064/202-0078082-2100625">Fahrenheit 451</a> that I received today from an anonymous donor as well as the delightful irony of having Sauron (from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith Underground</a>) buying me a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0261102389/qid=1015426090/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_3_1/202-0078082-2100625">Lord of the Rings</a> from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>. Thanks to everyone!</p>
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<p>Oh and if you want to know what I did on Saturday night, then go and read up about it over at <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2002_03_01_expired.html#10407887">Brainsluice</a>. He leaves out how precisely grumpy I was all evening. That's why he's my best friend.</p>
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<p>A while ago I linked to an article about old TV shows having new opportunities for product placement because of the potential for digital alteration before rebroadcasting. But it seems that this is only the beginning of the 'touching-up' of the past (for both reasons of 'taste' and money). In a recently rebroadcast movie in the US, underwear was digitally altered and indeed completely <i>added</i> on a young lady kissing Mr Bond. <A href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/diamondsare1.shtml">The Smoking Gun has the full story</a>.</p>
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my %guy;<br />
$guy{type} = 'underwater guy';<br />
$guy->control_sea;<br />
kill $guy, "10 million pounds of <br />
sludge from NY and NJ";<br />
<br />
foreach my $monkey (@monkeys) {<br />
$monkey->gone(heaven);<br />
}<br />
<br />
$creature{sky}->suck_into_hole;<br />
$sky->put_in_hole;<br />
$ground = 'not cold';<br />
if ($ground ne 'cold'){<br />
burn $everything;<br />
next $turn;<br />
$mine->too;<br />
}<br />
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foreach my $monkey (@monkeys) {<br />
$monkey->gone(heaven);<br />
}<br />
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$joe->rock($me);<br />
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if ($man == 5) {<br />
if ($man == 5) {<br />
if ($man == 5) {<br />
$devil = 6;<br />
}<br />
$devil = 6;<br />
}<br />
$devil = 6;<br />
$devil = 6;<br />
}<br />
if ($devil == 6) {<br />
$deity = 7;<br />
$deity = 7;<br />
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<p>Ok - I'm in the middle of a big deadline at the moment, so all my thoughts are necessarily truncated. But still - the biggest thing in my head at the moment is my father. He and my mother got divorced when I was two or three and I haven't seen him or heard anything from him since I was about four or five. My mother had a couple of conversations with him when I was about six or seven, but that's it. No more.</p>
<p>I've never really been even the slightest bit interested in finding out about him - all my friends seemed to think that I should seek him out - but <i>why</i>? What possible connection could I have with this man? At least that was always my position. But now I think it's changing. The easiest way to tell what's on your mind is to see how often you find yourself confronted by it everywhere you look - in the books you read, the TV shows you watch. It's like with theories - if you get attached to a theory about the way the world works, then you see evidence for it everywhere. It's not so much that you're making up the evidence, but that your mind is hoovering up associated material left, right and centre...</p>
<p>Anyway - at the moment everything I touch seems to be about absent fathers and having a sense of your own history and about memories. Things as random as Paul Auster novels, films like Memento and TV shows like Sex and the City have all (over the last few days) made me think about my past and my parents. And my father particularly. He'd be in his sixties now - he might be dead. I think maybe I just need to know whether or not he's dead. Head's too full of crap today. Will think about this in more depth later - maybe next week.</p>
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<p>Thanks to the anonymous punter who bought me a copy of Moulin Rouge off my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a>! It's very much appreciated, whoever you are. If only I could find some way of translating <b>plasticbag.org</b> into a way to pay my rent each month!</p>
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<p>If you hadn't guessed from a brief visit to his <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">site</a>, Cal is colourblind. Hey - what can be said - I have no sense of smell, he doesn't know how to co-ordinate. We all have our crosses to bear. Unfortunately I'm not as absurdly talented as Cal is, so I can't do something tremendously, world-changingly useful - like make a site which allows you to test various <A href="http://www.iamcal.com/toys/colors/">colour combinations</a> to see how accessible your site will be. [<b>Addendum:</b> For those who have asked, Cal is a good friend of mine, and I was merely joking about the colour-schemes at his site. In fact even a cursory glance would demonstrate that the colour schemes are great. And that there are lots of them.]</p>
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<p>The best thing about writing something for a print publication is that you get this wonderful chunky piece of solid matter to look at when it's finished. Yesterday through the post came the 2002 edition of the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/014029404X/202-0078082-2100625">Time Out London guide</a> - of which I wrote all of the gay section (for my sins), with substantial and unfortunately uncredited help from <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. If you need to know what there is to do in London, then it really is the best guide available. And if you find any glaring errors in my section, then please keep them to yourself!</p>
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<p>The most astonishing thing about being without <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> for a day is not that I was frustrated or annoyed, but that I found myself writing vast selections of little notes and thoughts to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> and <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a>. It seems clear - I have a pathological need to write reams of crap each day - possibly I write so much to stop myself from thinking...</p>
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<p>Too many doctorates in the air at the moment - which shouldn't annoy me but does because I feel jealous even though I know I made the right decision to leave mine. Probably I'm freaked because I don't seem to be getting anywhere with all the other shit I hoped to do. I don't rule the world, I don't get paid for running a site that I care about, I'm not David Bowie yet and I don't get mentioned in the papers nearly enough. This whole mood was inspired, weirdly, by <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/10884.html">Freud Action Figures</a> and somewhat ammeliorated by the fact that I'm speaking at a conference about <a href="http://www.infonortics.com/vc/index.html">Virtual Communities</a> in a couple of months - alongside some people who recently interviewed me for a job I didn't get. Sigh.</p>
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<p>Breaking news: <a href="http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/universe_color_020308.html">Universe even more boring than we all thought</a>. The universe, it transpires, is much like the wallpaper in my bedroom at my parent's house in Norfolk.</p>
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<p>I love pages that keep track of search requests on the internet. Pages like <a href="http://50.lycos.com/">Lycos' Top 50</a>. These give you a real insight into the community of the internet's most obsessive interests. And of course the most interesting thing about them is how many of the listings in the top fifty that you just have never heard of. A community of net users? Where? I see many communities. Of course most of the search terms would be instantly familar to most American teenagers and early twenty-somethings I imagine... Or would they?</p>
<p>Google's got a page like this too - although it's updated more randomly. But it does have the amusing benefit of pulling out randomly entertaining figures and presenting them as charts. This week, for example...</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/jan02-graph2.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>By far the most interesting of these little enterprises however is <a href="http://buzz.yahoo.com">Yahoo's Buzz index</a> - which manages to track both the most searched for keywords, but also to be able to track rapid movers, surges or lapses of interest - and over a vast range of categories as well... Who is the US obsessing about at the moment? <a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Anna_Nicole_Smith/">Anna Nicole Smith</a> - what movie is the world suddenly more interested in than usual? Er... <a href="http://shopping.yahoo.com/shop?d=v&id=1800135810&clink=dmiy/willow">Willow</a>? Well it can't get it right all the time... <b>Do you know of any other parts of search engines that track information like this?</b> If so, <A href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a>.</p>
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<p>Inspired by <a href="http://er33t.co.uk/archives/2002_03_01_index.shtml#10523972">this mad post</a> (for which I can only say that the reason is that people get uncomfortable when they have to think of gay people actually having sex as opposed to decorating their spacious apartments), I present:</p>
<p><b>Top-Ten-Traits-You-(ie. I)-Like-About-The-Gender-That-You-Generally-Prefer-To-Shag</b> (What it is about blokes I fancy)</p>
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<li> They have short scruffy hair that you can breathe through when you're spooning.
<li> They have really nice spine curve from shoulders to bottom.
<li> When men are quite slim and vaguely well exercised, they can kind of sit in these weird positions where all there weight appears to rest on their upper back and where they seem to be triply segmented into chest, stomach, rude-areas/legs - this is the sexiest thing in the world...
<li> Some have really big chunky hands, and some have quite slim, proportioned hands. But they nearly all have hands - which is good.
<li> When they grow a little stubble on their faces they don't look like German athletes, unlike women. In fact they often look better than they do when they're clean shaven.
<li> Men look convincingly mean when they think about sex. Plus you don't have to worry too much about breaking them.
<li> Hot geeky boys get really excited and passionate about weird things that I can identify with. Hot geeky girls get really excited and passionate about weird things that I cannot identify with. Mostly.
<li> Some men have these voices and you can feel the air vibrate when they talk because they're so rich and thick. And you vibrate all the way back through your body whenever they say something, and it's a bit like sun-bathing in sound when they talk. Normally these men smoke too much.
<li> Men aren't supposed to really care that much about what they look like, but mostly they do, but when a guy manages to look great while looking like it was kind of accidental and he isn't entirely happy about it, then they become immediately irresistable. Men do scruffy well.
<li> Defined muscles on the arms and shoulders and down the stomach are just great big invitations for dubious thoughts.
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<p>So it seems a gay gene runs in the (alleged) resemblance - <a href="http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_540576.html">Pop Idol Will Young has come out</a>. I don't know why he felt the need to make this kind of statement - but more interestingly I don't know why anyone makes statements like these. They're really apologetic feeling - kind of duplicitous-sounding. Surely the best approach would be to say, "Of course I'm gay, you big twonk. Where did you land from - planet totally fucking clueless? Jeez. Next question."</p>
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<p>I've just finished reading <i>Fahrenheit 451</i> and there was a part of it that just made me shiver because to me it felt so apposite. I posted it up on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000456">Barbelith</a> for discussion. I'm expecting that some people won't find it as apt or as terrifying as I did.</p>
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<p><b>Buffy:</b><br />
Every single night, the same arrangement<br />
I go out and fight the fight.<br />
Still I always feel this strange estrangement.<br />
Nothing here is real, nothing here is right.<br /><br />
I've been making shows of trading blows,<br />
Just hoping no one knows<br />
That I've been...<br /><br />
<i>Going through the motions<br />
Walking through the part<br />
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart.</i><br /><br />
I was always brave and kinda righteous<br />
Now I find I'm wavering...<br />
Crawl out of your grave, you find this fight<br />
just doesn't mean a thing...<br /><br />
<b>Demon:</b><br />
She aint' got that swing..."<br /><br />
<b>Buffy:</b><br />
[pause ] Thanks for noticing...<br /><br />
<b>Demon chorus:</b><br />
She does pretty well<br />
With fiends from hell<br />
But lately we can tell<br />
That she's just.....<br /><br />
<i>Going through the motions<br />
Faking it somehow....<br />
She's not even half the girl she...<br />
Ooooow!</i><br /><br />
<b>Buffy:</b><br />
Will I stay this way forever?<br />
Sleepwalk through my life's endeavour?<br /><br />
<b>Victim:</b><br />
How can I repay...? <br /><br />
<b>Buffy:</b> <br />
Whatever...<br /><br />
I don't want to be......<br />
<i>Going through the motions<br />
Losing all my drive<br />
I can't even see<br />
If this is really me<br />
And I just want to be...<br />
Alive....................."</i></p>
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<p>I've only just noticed, which probably makes me the second worst person in the world after the inventor of spiders, but <a href="http://www.prolific.org/">Prolific.org</a> has redesigned - and it looks amazingly fresh...</p>
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<p>How depressing - now we're all going to have to make our sites work properly in <a href="http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=02/03/08/1957252&mode=thread">Mozilla</a>. How dreary.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a> for this one - he's pointed me in the direction of a transcript of an interview between Richard Littlejohn - dubious right-wing journalist - and Will Self - dubious left-wing intellectual. My sympathies are of course heavily with the latter ex-heroin-addict. Although I could be alone in that... Here are a few choice quotes from <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1390000/1390395.stm">Self vs Littlejohn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><b>SELF:</b> It is a 400 page... I've read 200 pages of it and that is a 200 page recruiting leaflet for the BNP. <br />
<b>LITTLEJOHN:</b> Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200. <br />
<b>SELF:</b> Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy? <br />
<b>LITTLEJOHN:</b> You'll have to read it and find out, won't you. <br />
<b>SELF:</b> Well it won't take me long. </blockquote>
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<p>There are times when I honestly believe that to find out about my life you'd be better reading <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/2002_03_01_expired.html#10617602">Brainsluice</a>.</p>
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<p>Ever since I read that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck indulged in anal action (I think it was when I was working at <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>), I've been fascinated by the spectre of <a href="http://www.colonic-association.com/">colonic irrigation</a>. I remember that scene in LA Story well - "Doesn't it just clear our your mind?" bounces the hippy Californian. "Are you sure they put it in the right end?" asks the cynical Steve Martin.</p>
<p>For a while now it seems my flatmate has been thinking about the idea too and so I suggested with a smile that we go together - experience the thrill of a clean inner butt. However somehow she's always been horrified by the idea of being in a clinic next to each other, with a pipe up our arses, listening to each other crap. I can't quite understand why. Anyway - last night she returned home with news of an article she'd read which finally converted her - in the article a reporter and her photographer went to have extensive and rigorous internal cleaning. When the photographer heard a clunk in a bucket he knew it could only be one thing - the marble he'd swallowed twenty years earlier...</p>
<p>Today I see that <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/">Darren</a> has linked to the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,663391,00.html">article in question</a> and now I'm back to being fascinated and appalled by the idea. <i>What do you think? Should I do it?</i> Full details would of course be posted on <b>plasticbag.org</b>.</p>
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<p>"Speaking of happiness, you never thought of mine.... Mentioning loneliness, I feel lonely all the time.... Speaking of <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>, he's in a <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/debris/misc/020312_article_pg1.html">Noozlelandish magazine</a>..."</p>
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<p>I went to a drink for <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg's</a> birthday last night and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/piques/120302_megbday.html">Davo took lots of pictures</a> - and I look kind of crumpled in most of them. A good evening was had by most, except those poor individuals who had to listen to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a> and I argue about how to run <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">Barbelith</a> for about three hours...</p>
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<p>From the amount of links that my thoughts of colonic irrigation have generated around the net - each one basically amounting to a tacit or explicit <i>do it</i> - I can only assume that either you're all really curious as well or that you think I'm full of crap. The whole <a href="http://www.colonic-association.com/">High Colonic</a> thing is clearly not just a matter of interest to me. <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> remains appalled by the idea, but <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com">Paul</a> both seemed kind of excited when we talked about it at Meg's birthday. Be warned, there's a practitioner just down the road from me in St. John's Wood. This may actually happen.</p>
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<p>You write a few things about colonic irrigation and you end up getting sent huge links to huge <a href="http://www.ele-mental.org/~ecc/exo/exotica/lyman/percussion%20spectacular.jpg">images</a> suggesting what it might be like. Thanks <i>again</i> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>....</p>
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<p>I think I'll post <i>one</i> thing today that's not related to colonic irrigation. Just the one. Then we can all go on with the poo-fest. Today's game of the day is <a href="http://flashface.flashmaster.ru/">Make your own mugshot</a> - if you fancy seeing my deluded self impression of myself (it's terrible - I look ten years younger, three stone lighter and much more like David Bowie than is actually the case) then just do a search for a face named 'Tom Coates'. My version of <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> has already inspired pointing and laughing from the Brit-bloggers, so maybe I'm just no good at it. If you feel like doing a version of me (or yourself), then please feel free! I'll mention the best ones on the site...</p>
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<p>My favourite suggestion of the day so far comes via <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">brainsluice</a> (again) and is based around me using <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/delete/tccif.html">this banner</a> and my Barbelith Paypal donations scheme to fund <i>not only my own colonic irrigation</i> - but perhaps also the rest of my life... I'm as yet unconvinced by the idea of the sponsored defudging - but I'm open to persuasion. No jokes, please.</p>
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<p>Every day I get more and more aware that when I go to bed there are never any English webloggers left on AIM. In fact there are seldom any East Coast Americans left either. They're either out for the night or fast asleep. I'm left with the San Franciscans and the Los Angelenes...</p>
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<p>How can it be true that the word <a href="http://www.sptimes.com/2002/03/14/State/_ATHEIST__plate_raise.shtml">atheist</a> can be considered too offensive for a car number place? How can anyone justify that? The retrograde push in liberalism, science and popular politics in America is really beginning to alarm me.</p>
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<p>Daypop's new <a href="http://www.daypop.com/wishlist/">Wishlist tracker</a> is a genius idea, but also - presumably - quite a profitable one! It's a shame that it seems restricted to <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com</a> customers, rather than the UK audience - but then again that does leave a space for someone in the UK to make some money... Additional features could include recently purchased items - and perhaps a way of grouping wishlists by types of products. Plus it would also be a nice touch to feature a cheap random product that you could buy off one of the wishlists in question. It seems unfair that <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> should reap all the benefits of our greed!</p>
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<p>My first <a href="http://anexquisitecorpse.net/cadavre-exquise/crypt/000081.shtml#000081">Exquisite Corpse</a> has been posted. My slice is the third one. I was terrified when I sent it in that it would be embarrassingly bad, but it's come together quite well. I feel quite self-satisfied, suddenly...</p>
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<a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,668706,00.html">Six Months That Changed A Year</a>: "<b>Julie Burchill:</b> How I liberated Kandahar with the news that Tony Parsons is a bastard." <a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/waronterrorism/story/0,1373,668677,00.html">Terror Marches Backwards</a>: "<b>October 19th:</b> Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty."</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason</a> has linked to a very handy web presentation on <a href="http://www.lifewithus.com/lwu/simplicity/1.htm">simplicity</a> which I can thoroughly recommend all web creatives to investigate.</p>
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<p>There's a much-linked article at the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/17/magazine/17ONLINE.html">New York Times</a> at the moment about the future of music-delivery and media - and it basically argues what I've been arguing for quite a while - that it's the <i>Value-Added</i> aspects of music that will be interesting and people will pay for. I've suggested that video, lyrics etc. attached to audio files might be the most obvious, but the article suggests some areas I hadn't thought of - all 20-tracks of a single song could be sold, or bespoke, non-replicatable, productions based upon the acoustics of your room...</p>
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<p>As we wander around the internet, and grab and download files to play with, our computers fill with the assorted detritus of a thousand tiny urges. While cleaning my computer I found a folder called 'unfiled' which contained images that I thought I might use two, three and even four years ago. Just odds and ends. Things that were funny, interesting or beautiful. </p>
<p>I'd love to put them all online for you to see, but perhaps they'll make more sense as a collage - a scrapbook - a kind of stream-of-consciousness insight into bits of my head over the last couple of years...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/clown/collage.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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<p>I haven't started a fucking meme in ages. It's time for embarrasing online web confessions. Today I will confess to being the man who first created the <a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?num=25&hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&group=alt.fan.noah-wyle&start=575">alt.fan.noah-wyle</a> newsgroup. I rule.</p>
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<p>In about eight hours I start a three month contract with the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> doing something extremely interesting that I don't really want to go into detail about in a public place at the moment and which almost none of you will ever get to see anyway... I'm scared - to be honest. I know I <i>can</i> do it, but I don't know if I <i>will</i> do it. Which is why I'm awake at 1am in the morning. Thinking.</p>
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<p>What the world needs is a Google of porn. Something that unbelievably simple... <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/pornfinder.gif">Pornfinder</a>.</p>
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<p>My mother rang up this morning - she'd seen a job for a Web Producer advertised in the <a href="http://www.edp24.co.uk/">Eastern Daily Press</a> - Norfolk's county newspaper (unlike the Evening News which is for dodgy left-wing city-types). The job paid badly and would have involved working at the BBC in Norwich. I couldn't imagine anything worse.</p>
<p>The last few weeks - before getting this short stint at the BBC - I've been seriously considering leaving London. There's very little here that really excites me, there's little that would <i>keep</i> me here... Even now I'm unsure that I've got the patience and tolerance to deal with its griminess and greyness. But Norfolk... Perhaps that's too scary even for me...</p>
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<p><a href="http://anglepoised.com/">Paul's back</a>. I think. Which reminds me... <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003158.shtml">How many bloggers can <i>you</i> see?</a></p>
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<p>Breaking news: someone none of you know has had a <a href="http://photo.outeverywhere.com/42674.jpg">haircut</a>. And doesn't it look nice?!</p>
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<p>Comic Geeks discuss a 'bris', the jewish ritual of circumcision: "You know, they're not as valuable if they don't have the original cover".</p>
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<p>I never realised producing a flow-chart could be so satisfying. I've spent much of the last couple of hours producing my first <a href="http://www.visio.com">Visio</a> flowchart and there's something tremendously rewarding about the process. Turning complexity into simple choices, finding a logical sense of development - taking a mess of stuff from all around you and assembling something <i>clear</i> out of it - something with <i>process</i> - something <i>manageable</i>.</p>
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<p>For several years now, the 'holodeck' - a place where 'force-fields' and holograms are co-generated to create real-as-life environments - has been a staple of <a href="http://www.startrek.com">Star Trek</a> storylines. The applications of such a creation - which in theory provides a totally flexible environment - have never really been fully explored. Certain tremendously interesting ideas have been presented - such as using a solid holographic form as the host for an artificial intelligence - but others have been left woefully unexplored - such as entirely solidly holographic (and hence totally flexible and adaptable) space-faring ships. One of the applications that <i>has</i> been explored - albeit in a very slight fashion - is the idea of the holographic interface. While most sci-fi shows have present holographic <i>displays</i>, Star Trek has (once) presented apparently solid interfaces, meshed with pre-existent computers, which were completely adaptable and changed according to the circumstances. <b>What is my point?</b> That one of the first <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020319/168/19xte.html">completely light-based interfaces now exists</a> - a projected keyboard that senses how you are using it. The future could be almost completely non-physical interfaces. How exciting is that?</p>
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<p>In days to come, when the world's moved on, will older men - wise and bowed with years - move their hunching fingertips and gesture clumsily to their young? "An honest day's typing for an honest day's wage - you young folk don't know you're born.... We had none of this thought-control in the old days...."</p>
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<p>So the first upgrade to the <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> appears - they now come in two varieties - one with a 10Gb Hard disk. The interesting stuff for those of us with older, less happening machines, is that there's now a new set of software for it which allows you to hold your contact information on them as well... I'll be doing <i>that</i> when I get home from the office!</p>
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<p>You know one day I'd like to unashamedly sing Neil Diamond's "Forever in Blue Jeans" to someone I think's pretty cool. That would rock in a really lame way. </p>
<p>Money talks<br />
But it don't sing and dance<br />
And it don't walk<br />
And long as I can have you here with me<br />
I'd much rather be<br />
Forever in blue jeans<br /><br />
Honey's sweet<br />
But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat<br />
<i>And if you pardon me<br />
I'd like to say<br />
We'll do okay</i><br />
Forever in blue jeans<br /><br />
Maybe tonight<br />
Maybe tonight, you and I<br />
All alone by the fire<br />
Nothing around<br />
But the sound of my heart<br />
And your sighs<br /><br />
Money talks<br />
But it don't sing and dance<br />
And it don't walk<br />
And long as I can have you here with me<br />
I'd much rather be<br />
Forever in blue jeans, babe!</p>
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<p>Like <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/">Haughey</a>, I'm rapidly approaching my thirtieth birthday - and so, like Haughey, I'm fascinated by the <a href="http://www.keaggy.com/30/">Bill Keaggy: Age 30 project</a> A different photo, each and every day, for his entire thirtieth year. Many of my friends have taken their thirtieth birthday as an excuse to get the hell out of the country. I'm thinking of doing this too - perhaps a trip to LA and San Francisco this summer? I could go and pay homage to the <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Blog</a> <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Pioneers</a>...</p>
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<p>So Amazon listmania has finally hit <i>plasticbag.org</i> - presenting <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/3O3LR1HA6WOPJ/qid=1016790781/sr=5-2/ref=sr_5_3_2/202-6658286-1568638">The Best 4AD albums ever - the guitar years</a>, by yours truly.</p>
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<p>Bizarrely lacking designs of our time <a href="http://www.37signals.com/dnf/snapshots/snap.php?id=61">Verisign can't answer the question - 'how do I renew my domain name'</a>. This is particularly amusing considering the question they <i>suggest</i> you ask them...</p>
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<p>If anyone can find me any kind of documentation on the differing treatment of the paragraph tag on IE for Macs and IE for PCs (with specific reference to CSS, padding and margins), then I'd really appreciate it if you'd <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>. And if you need an example - compare and contrast <i>plasticbag.org</i> on a Mac and a PC. This issue appears to be one of the main problems that must be solved before effective permalinking becomes an option.</p>
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<p>Flash fun from the <a href="http://www.esu.lt/andrius/10/go.htm">bunny that grabs your cursor</a>. And from my dear friends at <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a> comes <a href="http://b3ta.com/britney/">Britney's naked Cat-a-Phone!</a>. Oh those scamps... I wonder which one was responsible for that idea?</p>
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<p>It's <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a>-link time all over again. Only this time, we're talking about Starbucks. In a piece published at <a href="http://www.backwash.com/contentboard.php?con_id=17864">Backwash.com</a>, it appears that a man who posted a link to the coffee company about how good Starbucks coffee was has been hit with a cease-and-desist, and been asked to remove said link forthwith. Last time with <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a> I encouraged everyone in the world to link to them immediately. They're an internet business, and so susceptible to looking like an idiot online. With Starbucks, however, it's a little more insidious. We really <i>don't</i> want to give them any more publicity. So I'm thinking a <i>different</i> approach this time... </p>
<p>So link to sites that say that they hate Starbucks. Link to articles that explain how <a href="http://www.starbucked.com/">crappy</a> <a href="http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/">they</a> <a href="http://www.spankmag.com/forums/disp_post.cfm/cc.28417/clt.30/page.html">are</a>. <a href="http://nologo.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/14/0413250&mode=thread">And how they're putting people out of business</a>. <a href="http://nologo.org/article.pl?sid=01/09/10/0342257&mode=thread">Link to</a> <a href="http://www.nologo.org">No Logo</a>'s <a href="http://nologo.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/18/148252&mode=thread">discussions</a> <a href="http://nologo.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/08/2319233&mode=thread">of clustering corporate culture</a>. Spread the meme everywhere you can. But don't link to Starbucks because..... ooooh scary.... they really don't <i>like</i> that. [PS - don't bother linking to <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9248/sucks/">Starbucks Sucks</a> because I think it's been co-opted by the man!]</p>
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<p>Firstly go <a href="http://www.llb.co.uk/">here</a>. And when you've been there and absorbed the true online horror of it all, then go <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&num=10&q=related:www.llb.co.uk/">here</a> and explain to me the company I keep!?</p>
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<p>What a weekend - it may sound trivial, but I don't seem to have stopped moving for more than twenty minutes since Saturday morning. I've caught up with friends from University and played with their three year old daugher. I've been to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0250258">The Experiment</a> (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,574734,00.html">read more</a>) and roamed around <a href="http://www.waterstones.co.uk">Waterstones</a> with the chairman of the <a href="http://www.iabuk.net/">IAB</a>. I've walked through Regent's Park and up to Primrose Hill with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Interconnected</a>, met up with <a href="http://www.fridgepoet.co.uk">Nick</a> and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a> for coffee, ukeleles and jelly-beans, and come home with Katy to watch <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/24/">24</a> and <a href="http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/showcards/W/west_wing.html">The West Wing</a> before having to (grudgingly) abandon <a href="http://www.oscars.com">The Oscars</a> at 3am in the morning.</p>
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<p>It may not be as interesting as what's on Beck's iPod - but just in case you were interested, here's a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/whatsonmyipod.txt">text file of everything that's on mine at the moment</a>. We will have no clever comments. I'm nearly thirty for god's sake. Give me a break.</p>
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<p>I'd just like to say a tremendous block of cheery thanks to <a href="http://www.cyberpumpkin.com/">Alan</a> for the Air album that I received last week from my <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">wishlist</a> and to send a stupified by <i>oh-so-bloody-happy</i> face to Stuart - Ganesh on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi">The Underground</A> - for the best present I think I've ever received in my entire bloody life. I couldn't be more grateful if you'd given me Tobey Maguire.</p>
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<p>Tremendous news: <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">Popbitch</a> godhead <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,674236,00.html">mooted to take over The Face magazine</a>!</p>
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<p>Fun with a lesbian (sorry, L'espion) camera in and around the office as taken by Mr Matt Biddulph of <a href="http://www.makeashorterlink.com">makeashorterlink</a> infamy: <a href="http://chorlton.picdiary.com/lespion/grid/jpeg/31.html">See if you can spot me</a>...</p>
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<p>Announcing the relaunch of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">The Barbelith Underground</a> - now with happy sparkly colours, a completely rebuilt back-end courtesy of <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal Henderson</a> and a raft of mostly-functioning new techniques in community self-management that I might write up if I get a moment... Let's just check they work though first...</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a> and work are occupying most of my waking hours at the moment, so I'll just apologise to the world if you're feeling neglected. Perhaps I can ease your pain with a list of all the ways that you can incorrectly spell <a href="http://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html">Britney Spears</a>.</p>
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<p>So my family have all gone to bed and the clocks have changed and I look up out of the window of my bedroom where I'm typing away in complete darkness with my shirt off and my iPod playing Air and when I do I see that the moon's yellow through the mist.</p>
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<p>So I'm standing in the kitchen with my mother and the BBC suddenly switches over to report on the Queen Mother finally kicking the bucket. And we're both drawn towards the TV for a moment, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes slightly tense - like when you hear a friend on the phone and it's suddenly obvious that something bad has happened at the other end of the line because your friend's mood has suddenly changed from face-making to actually <i>interested</i> and <i>worried</i>. And then I say, "About bloody time, frankly!" And my mother bursts out laughing and then looks suddenly serious and then says "I hope that doesn't mean they'll cancel Casualty...." I mean come on - the woman's only been alive this long because she drained 2/3rds of the revenue of the National Health service and because they fed her the blood of teenage virgins mixed with gin four times a day.</p>
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<p>So I'm in the car with my brother talking to him about my mother and father and I say to him that basically my mother's a bit weird sometimes because you never know what's going to make her irritable. It's like sometimes she's <i>campaigning</i> for an argument. And my brother kind of nods and laughs which with most other people would mean that they agreed, but with my little brother generally means that he's not really listening properly. And then we get home and my mother cooks this amazing meal which she calls 'Jamie Oliver Chicken' and afterwards my father looks incredibly happy and satisfied and says, "We don't often eat quite <i>that</i> well of an evening! Thank you darling!" And then for no reason at all my mother goes completely insane and we all stare at her dumbfounded.</p>
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<p>We take a brief break from stories of Tom's weekend in Norfolk to suggest that you go and check that <a href="http://subscribe.yahoo.com/showaccount">Yahoo haven't signed you up for an infinity of spam missives</a>. They had me, and I don't recall agreeing to it...</p>
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<p>I got some great spam today - it was for naked girlie videos and pictures. It said that it had pictures of young naive girls that had somehow become captured by the evil porn business. It occurred to me that this was both the most highly self-referential porn I'd ever heard of, and also explains why people don't really do anything about those who are being exploited by the porn industry and who really wouldn't want to do it otherwise. It's because the people who watch the porn don't really <i>want</i> to believe that these people are doing it for a career. They <i>want</i> to believe that they started naive and were drawn in and corrupted by the horros of an evil industry. I think it must make it seem more sexy. </p>
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<p>So my brother was thinking about getting a Playstation 2 - and I was left with the responsibility of being as impartial as is humanly possible, while in the back of my head a voice was screaming, <b>Why won't you buy it!? Why won't you buy it?!</b> But instead he decided not to buy anything and I bought �130 worth of clothes and shoes I can't afford with money I don't have. Then later in the day I have the nerve to get subconsciously cross with my mother for the one thousandth time when she comments that I used to spend money like water when I was my little brother's age whereas he won't spend a penny on anything. Bloody woman.</p>
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<p>So my brother and I originally bonded over The Simpsons, but now we've bonded over <a href="http://www.mtv.com/onair/jackass/">Jackass</a> as well. We sat there tonight from 10pm for three hours until 2am (not a typo - work it out) looking at it with a mixture of delight and horror. We can't figure out whether it's the best TV show ever made or the worst piece of crap ever to air on anything ever. Either way we have decided that after school and university, my brother has to become the UK's answer to Johnny Knoxville. Finally my mother would have something <i>legitimate</i> to complain about... She'd be thrilled...</p>
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<p>One of the most interesting conversations on the net is happening over at <A href="http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000362.shtml">Powazek.com</a> literally as we speak. Derek's a well respected community-builder and designer with a long-standing committment to the interhighweb - and he's started a rebuttal of the current mantra, "The Web's Got Boring" which seems to be circulating around New Media circles at the moment. You want a rebuttal? Then spot the bloke at <a href="http://b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/">B3ta's Female or Shemale</a>! The web rules. Still.</p>
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<p>I returned from my parents' place yesterday afternoon. I'd spent much of the day poking around the village - my young cousin had found a bizzare rusty Victorian-style hook in the garden which had set me to thinking. Belaugh - the village in which I grew up - was mentioned in the Doomsday book many many hundreds of years ago. And yet there are still only eighty residents and fifty houses. This number has barely changed over the years. And while only the church remains of the really old buildings, there must be traces of one thousand years of residency all around the place.</p>
<p>I haven't been in the church in years, even though it's less than five minutes walk from my parents' house. But my mother suggested I went and had a look because there was a small presentation about the history of Belaugh in it. I went and I looked and I was suitably intrigued and decided to dig around on the net when I got home to see what I could find. And this is what I've managed to dig up...</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.455th.ukpc.net/tomfeise/tombela.htm">one source</a> I've foung the church was assembled in the fourteenth century but still has some incorporated Norman walls and the old font.</p>
<p>Two of the best things I managed to find were from <i>William White's History, Gazetteer, and Directory of Norfolk</i> - one from <a href="http://www.uea.ac.uk/~s090/genuki/NFK/places/b/belaugh/white1845.html">1845</a> and another from <a href="http://www.uea.ac.uk/~s090/genuki/NFK/places/b/belaugh/white1883.html">1883</a>.</p>
<p>According to these records, in 1845 Belaugh had twice the inhabitants it does today - a massive 164 residents mainly situated in the village, itself located in the middle of "855 acres of rich loamy land, of which 199 are marsh, 647 arable, and seven plantations". The Old Rectory - which I believe was recently put on the market for something ridiculous like half a million pounds was valued more conservatively in those days. "The rectory, valued in the King's Book at �6, and in 1831, at �420 is in the patronage of the Bishop of Norwich".</p>
<p>By 1881, the population has dropped to 139 - and the church cottages were being rented out for �18 a year. The big news is that someone has noticed the rood screen - which is of particularly good quality (Cromwellians apparently scratched the faces off the figures painted onto it - one classic quote from the time, "The screen hath the Twelve Apostles, their faces rubbed out by a godly trooper.") - and someone's slapped a proper high-pitched roof on it, to replace the thatch that had been there before [<a href="http://www.genealogy.doun.org/transcriptions/documents.php3?district_id=1&document_id=21515">See a picture</a> <a href="http://communities.msn.co.uk/EnglishChurchPhotographs/otherchurches.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=449">of the church today</a>]. Belaugh has always been a fast moving place...</p>
<p>Interestingly the Traffords have a very strong presence in the area then as now...</p>
<p>Belaugh is located on the river Bure and there's a whole page about the <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/riverbure1.htm">navigable parts of the river</a> which includes <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/belachurch.jpg">several</a> <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/wroxmoor.jpg">rather</a> <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/hovemoor.jpg">glorious</A> <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/belamoor.jpg">pictures</a>.</p>
<p>And to end with a few more images - <a href="http://www.artbydon.com/pinfo2.php3?gallery=2&item=5">here's a watercolour of the approach to Belaugh from Wroxham by boat</a> and <a href="http://www.rehs.com/images/thm_alfredaglendeningbelaughontheburenorfolk.jpg">a victorian watercolour from over the river looking towards the church</a>.</p>
<p><b>Additional information:</b> Here's a bit more research that I found online in mid 2003.</p>
<p>Here's a map from the late 19th Century (1890 I think). Of particular interest to me is calling the bit down by the 'unsuitable for motors' road, "Belaugh Hole". I've also noticed that my parents home isn't on the map yet, which I could probably have found out by asking them, but hey. It's not the only empty area though - the area around Hill Piece is empty, and Sunny Haigh isn't there either, and there are no buildings up on the main Hoveton / Coltishall road. What <i>are</i> there are some building down by the Staithe - obviously pre-existing the current range of buildings down that road. Very interesting stuff...</p>
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<li><a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/belachurch.jpg">Looking towards the staithe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/belamoor.jpg">View from the river</a></li>
<li><a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/hovemoor.jpg">Local Mooring</a></li>
<li><a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.cox/Images/wroxmoor.jpg">Local Mooring</a></li>
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My ancestors were all from Belaugh - so I was really interested to find this site. I have visited it many times and keep hoping a house will come up for sale there - I love it.
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Although I lived in Coltishall, I used to fish from the Gardens of Beleaugh rectory. My father knew the vicar -Reverend William Addison- through the Royal British Legion. Recently while speaking with my mother the subject of Beleaugh and Reverend Addison cropped up and she mentioned to me that he was the holder of a VC. A small amount of research on the net confirmed the name and the VC but nothing else. I wonder if there is any mention in the church records. He died in 1962. Just a little bit of interesting history, I thought.
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<p>After a weekend in Norfolk I've been attempting to get some greater sense of personal and cultural history by researching the history of the village of 'Belaugh' where I grew up. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003159.html">This is what I've found so far</a>... You'll have to forgive the quality of my writing. I'm a little fried at the moment...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/24652.html">AOL buys Blogs</a>: "You can't really put figures on this," one executive told The Register, "but we think we have 78 per cent of the libertarian news blogs, 91 per cent of the ClueTrain Manifesto fan sites, and 59 per cent of all blogging female arts graduates, many of whom are Virgos," he said. "And the possibilities for vertical integration are endless," he enthused. "No cat will ever go ill again in America again in obscurity."</p>
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<p>Rumour abounds on the net that Mark from <a href="http://www.riothero.com">Riothero.com</a> has grown a beard. If you have evidence of this, e-mail <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">immediately</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBooks</a> are beautiful, but some people miss the various colours that you could make them and pine for something a little more extreme than the pearly white that is currently in vogue. And then again, <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/icruise1/tronbook.htm">some people aren't content just to pine</a>...</p>
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<p>When you start work at the BBC you are given a temporary pass. They take a really unpleasant photo of you with the world's cheapest digital camera and edit it so that it makes you look like you're gurning, then they laugh and show it to their friends before printing it onto your pass. I've seen them do this. It's true. The best thing about the pass is that if you're very special you get given a little clip to put it onto your belt which includes this little mechanism so that you can pull out the pass on a little retractable cable and then let it go and it wizzes back to your waist. I have had much fun with this already. But the best thing about it is that there actually seems to be a culture involved in the wearing of it. I have been reliably informed that only dorks clip it to the front of their trousers. The hip place to put it is on the right-hand hip...</p>
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<p>Today I am muchly loving the cheek of the awesome <a href="http://www.wannabegirl.org/">Firda</a> and her highly entertaining and completely head-destroying <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>-parody. And if that bores you, then there's always <a href="http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html">discovering how Google uses pigeons to rate a page's relevance</a>.</p>
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<p>It's not going to be up long, so you should probably go and look at it soon - <a href="http://queenmother.chat.ru/">Queen Mother rises from the dead</a>!</p>
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<p>There's a few really interesting debates ongoing at <i>Barbelith</i> at the moment... From <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=5725">the working classes involvement in political struggle</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=1159">the function of the prison system</a>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=5347">queer voices</a> etc, etc. And of course there's always going to be the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=2657">odd nutty thread</a>. But hey.</p>
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<p>Are you desperate to know more more, ever more about your humble narrator? If so, then you could always check out <a href="http://www.haddock.org/directory/society/haddocks/tomcoates/">my file at haddock.org</a>...</p>
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<p>"It isn't right, it isn't fair,<br />
There were no spaces anywhere....<br />
I think that hydrant wasn't there..."</p>
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<p>My gaydar has always been completly useless, so it's perhaps no surprise that I did remarkably badly at the <a href="http://64.246.28.104/gayorstraight/">b3ta gay or straight quiz</a>. It's extraordinarily good fun - and it may tell you something you never expected about Jeremy Paxman!</p>
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<p>So every so often I check my referrers and I see a great big block of them come from a site I've never heard of, so I'll go and check 'em out. And almost every single time they're actually links to <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/pornfinder.gif">my google pornfinder mock-up</a>. Now this would be completely cool except for the fact that absolutely none of referrers seem to be English-speaking. It's become really popular in the Far East and quite popular in (get this) Russia, but the English-speaking world apparently think it's just a bit tacky (evidenced by it only having been picked up by <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseSource.asp?url=http%3A//www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/pornfinder.gif">these sites on blogdex</a>). Which of course it is. Perhaps I'm like one of those bands that becomes inexplicably popular in Japan while the whole world looks on in astonishment. Like <a href="http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/studio/9859/shampoo.html">Shampoo</a>. That's me, that is - the weblogging Shampoo.</p>
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<p>It's a shame when parodies have to be taken down, it really is. I mean, I work for the BBC, so I can completely understand why they felt that the <a href="http://queenmother.chat.ru/">Queen Mother Rises From The Dead</a> parody was inappropriate, but it's still a <i>shame</i>. You know? I mean, it was kind of funny.</p>
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<p>So there's a guy at work who's twenty-two. He's really nice, he's good fun. But for some reason he hasn't twigged on the whole 'Tom is a big homo' thing. In fact I don't think any of them have. Now in almost every single other job I've ever had I've made it fairly clear that I'm a great big homo really quickly, but for some reason I quite liked the completely-not-an-issue thing of not having my sexual preference being discussed even a little bit. So I didn't mention it. And of course <i>now</i> it's getting harder to say anything. Particularly every time the really nice, well-intentioned 22-year-old makes some dumb joke about how he's worried I might be gay because I don't like football much. Very frustrating. I just don't want to embarrass anyone... Sigh...</p>
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<p>One of the best things abour working with geeks is that they understand the value of the ludicrous metaphor. Think of it this way: You're building a community site for the BBC, and you have to explain the process of a discussion from germination in someone's mind, to what's put on the final page. You can't do anything intuitive useful like actually discuss <i>real</i> conversations because then you get helpful replies like, "but no one would actually <i>ask</i> a question like that" or "but surely the answer to that one is <i>really obvious</i>?" So instead you have to say things like, "So I'm working at the BBC and I've noticed an lamentable absence of badgers in White City - <i>sort it out</i>!" or "I'm a fish - I have no potatoes - what do I have to do to get served around here?" Geeks understand this intuitively and immediately. Real people look at you funny.</p>
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<p>Extracts of an AIM conversation between Dan Brilliant (Jewish, Straight) and Tom Coates (Gentile, Gay) about the merits of Mr <a href="http://www.btinternet.com/~orlando/wyle.htm">Noah Wyle</a> - a conversation that swiftly descends into smut. Tom has just declared (once more) his love for the star of ER.</p>
<p><b>Dan:</b> hurray for skinny jews with long sensitive faces<br />
<b>Dan:</b> er<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I don't think he is Jewish actually<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I think he's HALF Jewish <br />
<b>Tom:</b> and on the wrong side<br />
<b>Dan:</b> hah<br />
<b>Dan:</b> jew<br />
<b>Tom:</b> hahaha<br />
<b>Tom:</b> fag!<br />
<b>Tom:</b> er...<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I wish people wouldn't keep doing that<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I don't ONLY fancy Jewish people!<br />
<b>Tom:</b> (although it fucking seems like it sometimes)<br />
<b>Dan:</b> it's ok<br />
<b>Dan:</b> jews are very fanciable<br />
<b>Dan:</b> some<br />
<b>Tom:</b> Yeah, but they don't understand the increased sensitivity of the uncut knob-end<br />
<b>Tom:</b> therefore are mostly a disaster in bed<br />
<b>Dan:</b> but i'd love to be fly on the wall of your psychoanalyst sessions<br />
<b>Dan:</b> girls also<br />
<b>Tom:</b> aha!<br />
<b>Tom:</b> interesting<br />
<b>Dan:</b> don't understand the difference<br />
<b>Tom:</b> one you have to stroke with a feather<br />
<b>Tom:</b> one you have to attack with a sandblaster<br />
<b>Tom:</b> get them confused and you're in trouble<br />
<b>Dan:</b> yep<br />
<b>Dan:</b> getting someone to be that violent with one's schlang is hard<br />
<b>Tom:</b> hahahahah<br />
<b>Dan:</b> but necessary<br />
<b>Tom:</b> I wish I felt comfortable enough to put this conversation up on <i>plasticbag.org</i></p>
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<p>Guess who's coming for <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">dinner</a>. Actually he and I and <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> et al are wandering out for meals and sightseeing over the next couple of days. Very much looking forward to it.</p>
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<p>Ouch. Early morning alarm when I go to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith</a> and discover that there are over one hundred moderation actions that I'm supposed to investigate. One hundred. <i>One hundred</i>. It is a relief to know that if I don't do them, someone else will...</p>
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<p>I'd just like to apologise to Russell of <a href="http://use.perl.org/~russell/journal/3350">use.perl.org</a> for posting his adaptation of 'Monkey Gone to Heaven' on <i>plasticbag.org</i> without attributing it to him. I don't know whether he'd be delighted or horrified to know that it had been circulated around at least two of the mailing lists I regularly contribute to (without its author being mentioned). Anyway - I hope this link makes up for it a bit. Apologies...</p>
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<p>You can view the absence of posts over today as shocked silence after having <a href="http://www.minor9th.com">some mad bloke</a>'s statement that the Queen Mum liked Ali G <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1915000/1915335.stm">hideously confirmed</a>. Grotesque imagery. Oldest of all old beligerent crones liking the least pleasant, least funny and least tasteful privileged North London comedy slummer. This hideous collision is like imagining Hitler making macrame place mats or seeing Bernard Manning doing Atomic Kitten impersonations.</p>
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<p>It's terrifying really - it's terrifying that it could take as little as three weeks of sporadic updates to halve the traffic a site gets. <i>Halve!</i> You lightweights. You <i>quitters</i>. I don't know why I bother writing all this guff for you sometimes. It's like your heart's not really in it.</p>
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<p>It's probably quite poor quality behaviour to spend your two-minutes' of silence frantically typing. But it was the only moment in the morning when I felt I had any time at all to get anything done. Does that make me a bad man? It was a very quiet keyboard!</p>
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<p>The thing I'm most looking forward to reading about on the internet at the moment is <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">Bart's thoughts on London</a>. It was very entertaining meeting him, although he looked a little shell-shocked most of the time. But I'm dying to hear what he thought of it all...</p>
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<p>Well of course the <i>big</i> news of the day is that although I'm not actually one of the people <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/images/informer.jpg">in this advert</a>, at least I <i>know</i> a fair share of them [<a href="http://www.infinitemonkeys.co.uk/gasgiant/000021.html#000021">found here!</a> <a href="http://www.infinitemonkeys.co.uk/gasgiant/000023.html#000023">oops!</a>]. According to the advert they're exactly the kind of people that are needed for the position of 'sales executive' for Teddington, they understand field sales and have a positive attitude and motivation. Whereas I was under the impression that they were a group of idle webloggers, many of whom have actual <i>proper</i> jobs, and who submitted their <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk/passports.html">passport snaps to an impromptu online collection</a> - little expecting that an unscrupulous newspaper advert designer might whip them off to white-passport-photo-slavery in [pron]AZZER-BUY-JAHN[/pron].</p>
<p>Let's examine the advert from the top - I don't know who they all are, but I can point you in the right direction for most of them. Firstly is the redoubtable <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> who is leaving us shortly for Noozleland, then comes <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">Graybo</a> who we are reliably informed by a huge thick arrow has a vibrant personality and lots of confidence (despite appearing to be grimly sitting through a particularly implausible and depressing European art-house movie), then there is a clown - which can only be <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a> during one of his summer holiday educational breaks which he spends in clown drag helping misanthropic Irish children to avoid becoming misanthropic old bastards who work for the government. Beneath him is the well-known poet, homosexual and long-dead fop Oscar Wilde, then there's the beautiful Meg Pickard who seems entirely unthrilled about the whole affair <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_04_01_x.shtml#75200411">over on her site</a> ('in with anger, out with love'), a substantially younger-than-he-is-today <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a> and finally an out-of-work actor who I imagine probably pays the bills ocasionally by getting stints as 'third homicidal maniac' in Crimewatch reconstructions.</p>
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<p>On Saturday I finished 'Lord of the Rings' for the first time. I started reading it almost exactly ten years ago and got about one sixth of the way through it before deciding to 'have a bit of a break'. I'm doing better with it than I am with Ulysses though. The race continueth - after ten years Rachel's still on page 34 while I have roared ahead to a remarkable page 46. I'm reading <a href="http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/politicsphilosophyandsociety/story/0,6000,574534,00.html">Emergence</a> now. It's quite an entertaining read. I'm not convinced that much of it is really about emergence and self-organisation, and a lot of it seems to be balanced on some fairly precarious conjecture, but it's certainly <i>good to think with</i>.</p>
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<p>One of the best conversations on the web at the moment about community development is taking place over at <a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/2067">MetaTalk</a> at the moment. It's about how to handle the burgeoning size of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> and it's particularly interesting to me, because I had a conversation with Matt Haughey about this a while back (and about our two radically different communities - each of which are facing a similar problem). And it looks like we've been moving in parallel with some of the ways in which we might attempt to resolve these problems as well...</p>
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<p>I'm thinking about a new and completely unpleasant feature for <i>plasticbag.org</i> - based around the 'meet' functionality at <a href="http://www.hotornot.com">hotornot.com</a>. Basically I signed up for this ages ago and occasionally get an e-mail in saying that someone wants to meet me. It's all very embarrassing. Anyway - it occurs to me that I could be completely unpleasant and simply <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=O8OSHR">link</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZHQSL">to</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KZRSBQ">every</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLESNQ">single</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KQRZRY">person</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLEMNQ">who</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AUKYB">expresses</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OYNUOY">an</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GQHUOZ">interest</a> in <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OYSEOU">meeting</a> <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OYAYGQ">me</a> - thus revealing the true depths of my personal despair...</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/thenandnow/history/index.shtml">The History of the BBC</a><br />
It might not be the most astonishing looking site but for those less familiar with the mighty organ of the British media it's an incredibly useful place to start getting informed. I did quite badly in the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/thenandnow/history/1980sn4.shtml">1980s decade quiz</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.onlinecommunityreport.com/">Online Community Report</a><br />
Are you a community builder? Are you interested in the latest revenue models for online communities? Well ok, so tht's a bit of a long-shot. <i>I</i> think it's interesting...</P>
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<p><a href="http://www.jimbowen.co.uk/">Jim Bowen 2001</a><br />
If you're British and in your mid-to-late twenties or above, then Bullseye star Jim Bowen probably occupies a very very special place in your heart. Particularly if - like me - a weekend stay with your grandparents as a child involved a heavy dose of 'nothing in this game for two in a bed' on a Sunday afternoon...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/H/history/plague/index.html">Plague</a><br />
Bored by life? Wish you were dead? Live in London? What a shame you didn't live there in 1665 when you could have been one of the 100,000 people killed off by the Great Plague. Channel Four have all the charnel knowledge...</p>
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<p><a href="http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/s/swes/mork/">Mork and Mindy</a><br />
Mork calling Orson, Come in Orson. This is Mork calling Orson - complete with cheesy music.</p>
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<p>It has been mooted recently by a lot of your <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">more fashionable pundits</a> that the web just isn't as interesting as it used to be. I had this discussion with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> just the other day, in fact. He swore blind that there was no longer anything interesting on the web. Well he was wrong. And I'm going to link to fucking loads of things today to demonstrate exactly how wrong a man can be...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.skylightweb.com/imagine/">Street Pornography</a><br />
It's probably not quite what you think it is, but it's still awfully good. A collection of captured streetlife - fast, unfocused, weirdly composed (if composed at all). Atmosphere is everything.</p>
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<p>Did you know you can now post to <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> (or at least <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a>) via e-mail?</p>
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<b>Matt:</b> gninrom doog.<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ayeh<br />
<b>Matt:</b> ?neht thgin tsal gnibbulc tuo og uoy did<br />
<b>Tom:</b> sey<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .keew gnol a neeb s'ti .derekcank gnikcuf .htimsremmah ot kcab tnew dna godtoh a tog i<br />
<b>Tom:</b> elihw a rof decnad dna zratspop ot tnew ew<br />
<b>Matt:</b> ?uoy fo ynam<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?yllaer<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .skeew gnorw fo kcats elohw a dah ev'i<br />
<b>Tom:</b> sdneirf rehto s'ovad fo elpuoc a dna em ,ovad ,nomis ,nai - wef a<br />
<b>Tom:</b> kcul dab<br />
<b>Matt:</b> ?yadot ot pu uoy era tahw ,os<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .okraD einnoD dehctaw tsuj ev'I<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .legnA dna yffuB hctaw thgim won kniht I dnA<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .taht wonk t'nod i<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .kniht, ti evol d'uoY .ti ees ot evah ouy hO<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .raey fo emit siht ta lufituaeb s'ti yltnerappa .wek ot gniog tuoba gnikniht m'i hguohtla<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?haey<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?gnihtemos ro retal eivom a rof pu eb uoy dluoW<br />
<b>Matt:</b> ?saedi yna .ees ot gniog er'uoy tahw sdneped<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .noitaripsni rof kcuts etiuq gnileef ,syawla sa ,tub .oot dnekeew siht nwolcedispu na gnitirw eb ot desoppus m'i<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .doog eb dluow ti dna flah dna ruoh na rof citats yalp dluoc yeht !seivom gnikcuf eht s'tI - tsirhC suseJ .smlif cificeps ees ot seivom eht ot og ylno ohw elpoep dnatsrednu t'nod yllaer I<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?leappa eseht fo yna<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .looc os era srotca krow fo tuo .dnuora gnignah tsuj sruoloc tnereffid ni pu desserd elpoep .CBSH ni ertaeht teerts looc yllaer emos s'ereht yadot htimsremmah ni :yllatnedicni .gnihtemos ro tra ecnamrofrep emos saw ereht fi ebyam ro ,ot koob a daer dluoc i dna rethgil tib a saw ti fi ti referp d'i .gniht eno ylno gniod ot sruoh elpuoc a etacided ot drah tib a ti dnif i<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .se htiw taht ees ot desimorp i tub ..xap'k<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .gniyonna er'uoy dog<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?gro.gabcitsalp no siht tup I nac<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .ekil uoy fi<br />
<b>Tom:</b> .ekil I<br />
<b>Tom:</b> ?retal klat .tib a rof etamtalf ees og ot evah I<br />
<b>Matt:</b> ).semordnilap htiw dnuora gnikcum tsuj ,em dnim t'nod( ?"was i tac a ro rac a ti saw"<br />
<b>Matt:</b> .puy<br />
<b>Tom:</b> amanap ,lanac a ,nalp ,a nam a<br />
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<p>During my short life, I have not found many reasons to want to go around <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg's</a> house and smack her on the back of the knees while wagging a long bony finger at her. But I think <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_04_01_x.shtml#85003798">this picture</a> may have finally pushed me over the edge.</p>
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<p>Are <i>you</i> feeling adequate today? Not too many crushing self-doubts? Able to look at yourself in the mirror without collapsing? Then what <i>you</i> need is <a href="http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html">Things Other People Accomplished
When They Were Your Age</a>. <b>Guaranteed to make you realise how bloody pointless you are.</b> Meanwhile, if you want to know what the Queen Mum accomplished in her long, rich and incredibly privileged life then go see <a href="http://www.mediapill.com/features/worldof/queen_mum.html">this particularly fine flash tribute to her</a>. <B>Guaranteed to make you realise how bloody pointless she was.</b></p>
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<p>Trailer campaign: <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/">What is Blogroots</a>? [Left-to-right: <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Hourihan</a> | <a href="http://www.onfocus.com/">Bausch</a> | <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org">Haughey</a>]</p>
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<p>Of course it was all <i>my</i> idea. There we were on the interhighweb - chatting (as is our wont) about his plans to make something truly wonderful using nothing but green paint, tin foil and the leaves of a banana tree. But I said, "No! Why do you waste your time with these things? They are as flotsam. Make me instead an AIMbot that can search <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a>." <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/googlematic/">And he did</a>.</p>
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<p>He's the god who coding my crap ideas up and called it <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a> and the god behind many of today's leading web projects (some secretly - some not so secretly). And now he's been interviewed. I present <a href="http://www.ubbdev.com/db/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000046">Cal Henderson</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000056.shtml">Shamanism in a nutshell (2)</a>: "Shamanistic practice has an incredibly vast range of applications including, business, warfare, prosperity, employment, children, love and friendship, all designed maximise the health of the spirit. <b>JanFreya</b> investigates. "</p>
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<p>So I finished reading Emergence about a week ago, and it's fall of all this conversation about ants and the ways in which they collaborate with one another in order to form huge functioning units, without any of the individual ants 'planning' anything or being 'in charge'. And this morning, what do we see but the largest collaborative venture every created in the history of the world - <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020415/ap_on_re_eu/super_ant_colonies_1&printer=1">and it's been made by ants</a>. [Plus: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/04/15/super.antcolonies.ap/index.html">Really cool animated gif from CNN</a>]</p>
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<p>Oooh. Aaaah. <a href="http://www.apple.com/uk/imac/">I've got a new toy at work</a>.</p>
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<p>So in a tiny room in the whitewashed lower-colon of London's BBC Television Centre this evening I (and about ten or so other punters who work mostly on the BBC's intranet) got to talk to and ask lots of questions of Chris Locke - of <a href="http://www.rageboy.com/blogger.html">Cluetrain Manifesto / Rageboy infamy</a>.</p>
<p>I have a whole raft of opinions about some of the stuff that was discussed this evening - some pertaining to my current job working with Greg Dyke's culture-changers at the BBC - some pertaining to some of the casual references to honesty and complete openess in the workplace - and a <i>lot</i> to do with Chris Locke's ideas about trusting people who work for you to work in the best way, letting the people who buy and use your products tell you what they're for and what you're doing wrong, <i>actually</i> empowering them and <i>actually</i> freeing them - because they're going to be free soon enough anyway, and if you don't get with the program, then someone else (the community itself) will. I have a nasty tense feeling down my spine that indicates that I'm horribly bastardising a lot of this. But it's midnight and I'm tired.</p>
<p>Anyway - quite a lot of his ideas are based around the radical many-to-many communications and publishings of the internet that are resistant to hierarchy and let everyone have their say. But I think the sucesses of the internet that he describes develop specifically because it is a property of the internet that quality and usefulness self-promote. Good stuff is linked to. Good stuff is seen. Useful commentary is read.</p>
<p>This may seem like an obvious statement. But it's really not. The hyperlink doesn't only destroy hierarchy, it's also the most profoundly powerful meme-spreading tool in existence. You have an idea - a concept - and suddenly anyone in the world can reference it. And if the meme is good and powerful, then it will replicate itself - it will self-propogate via a tiny mental tendril cyber-represented by a tiny piece of blue-underlined text. The idea in miniature, quasi-spreading. Anyway - the point is that such amazingly creative projects arise on the internet (and more importantly can be <i>found</i> on the internet) precisely because many many other projects are not as good. There is an immediate issue of quality of idea, quality of entertainment, quality of entertain- (or inform-) <i>er</i>.</p>
<p>This means the internet is immediately mediated and stratified. While everyone can communicate - everyone can say <i>something</i>, the interesting people rise to the top and form communities because they are <i>good entertainers, meme spreaders, communicators etc</i>. But the places where Chris is talking about introducing this culture don't have a mechanism built into them which is as simple as the 'hyperlink', and they have additional communication abilities that can submerge interesting conversation, creative working, transformative processes under the person-to-person equivalents of trolling, spam and cracking. If such a transformative way of <i>being</i> is to emerge in the corporate culture space, then a gelling agent must be employed. A structural gelling agent. As 'HTML' is to the web, so the mechanisms of internal structure must frame free-wheeling experimentation and imaginative development.</p>
<p>In my experience on the net - as in business - there are a hell of a lot of people who haven't got the slightest idea what they're talking about and can't even describe what it is they <i>want</i> to talk about that well. Listening to such people within your organisation voice their opinions doesn't enhance your business any more than pretending to listen to them and nodding sagely and trying to make them feel valued would.</p>
<p>What's needed is a mechanism that legitimately frees people from hierarchy by allowing the talented, skilled and imaginative operate as clump-formers - seed crystals that become impromptu centres of trust and creativity. Ideas of webs of trust, of individuals relating to one another and becoming friends of friends of friends, of creative enterprises which aren't top-down governed or top-down selected - but <i>are</i> self-selecting for quality - these are the interesting ways to transform your business. And there's an implicit structure there from the offset...</p>
<p><b>Appendix:</b> Anyway right at the beginning of his talk, he said that there had been a reaction to something he said in one of his earlier lectures. And it was all about how to get webloggers involved in content creation for big companies like the BBC. And he mentioned that you could get in some of the better writers or people skilled in particular forms of content. And then he mentioned that they could be tremendously useful. And I sat there with a head full of questions - <i>how</i> would they be useful!? <i>Which</i> webloggers was he thinking of? But mostly I wondered if any weblogger really finds it easy to write in the same way in work as out. And I thought probably not - because when larger things are your responsibility other than the vague entertainment of twenty or so London-based-geeks, then you'll probably get slightly more tense about how much of a fuckwit you look... <b>Ends</b></p>
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So in a tiny room in the whitewashed lower-colon of London's BBC Television Centre this evening I (and about ten or so other punters who work mostly on the BBC's intranet) got to talk to and ask lots of questions of Chris Locke - of <a href="http://www.rageboy.com/blogger.html">Cluetrain Manifesto / Rageboy infamy</a>.
I have a whole raft of opinions about some of the stuff that was discussed this evening - some pertaining to my current job working with Greg Dyke's culture-changers at the BBC - some pertaining to some of the casual references to honesty and complete openess in the workplace - and a <i>lot</i> to do with Chris Locke's ideas about trusting people who work for you to work in the best way, letting the people who buy and use your products tell you what they're for and what you're doing wrong, <i>actually</i> empowering them and <i>actually</i> freeing them - because they're going to be free soon enough anyway, and if you don't get with the program, then someone else (the community itself) will. I have a nasty tense feeling down my spine that indicates that I'm horribly bastardising a lot of this. But it's midnight and I'm tired.
Anyway - quite a lot of his ideas are based around the radical many-to-many communications and publishings of the internet that are resistant to hierarchy and let everyone have their say. But I think the sucesses of the internet that he describes develop specifically because it is a property of the internet that quality and usefulness self-promote. Good stuff is linked to. Good stuff is seen. Useful commentary is read.
This may seem like an obvious statement. But it's really not. The hyperlink doesn't only destroy hierarchy, it's also the most profoundly powerful meme-spreading tool in existence. You have an idea - a concept - and suddenly anyone in the world can reference it. And if the meme is good and powerful, then it will replicate itself - it will self-propogate via a tiny mental tendril cyber-represented by a tiny piece of blue-underlined text. The idea in miniature, quasi-spreading. Anyway - the point is that such amazingly creative projects arise on the internet (and more importantly can be <i>found</i> on the internet) precisely because many many other projects are not as good. There is an immediate issue of quality of idea, quality of entertainment, quality of entertain- (or inform-) <i>er</i>.
This means the internet is immediately mediated and stratified. While everyone can communicate - everyone can say <i>something</i>, the interesting people rise to the top and form communities because they are <i>good entertainers, meme spreaders, communicators etc</i>. But the places where Chris is talking about introducing this culture don't have a mechanism built into them which is as simple as the 'hyperlink', and they have additional communication abilities that can submerge interesting conversation, creative working, transformative processes under the person-to-person equivalents of trolling, spam and cracking. If such a transformative way of <i>being</i> is to emerge in the corporate culture space, then a gelling agent must be employed. A structural gelling agent. As 'HTML' is to the web, so the mechanisms of internal structure must frame free-wheeling experimentation and imaginative development.
In my experience on the net - as in business - there are a hell of a lot of people who haven't got the slightest idea what they're talking about and can't even describe what it is they <i>want</i> to talk about that well. Listening to such people within your organisation voice their opinions doesn't enhance your business any more than pretending to listen to them and nodding sagely and trying to make them feel valued would.
What's needed is a mechanism that legitimately frees people from hierarchy by allowing the talented, skilled and imaginative operate as clump-formers - seed crystals that become impromptu centres of trust and creativity. Ideas of webs of trust, of individuals relating to one another and becoming friends of friends of friends, of creative enterprises which aren't top-down governed or top-down selected - but <i>are</i> self-selecting for quality - these are the interesting ways to transform your business. And there's an implicit structure there from the offset...
<b>Appendix:</b> Anyway right at the beginning of his talk, he said that there had been a reaction to something he said in one of his earlier lectures. And it was all about how to get webloggers involved in content creation for big companies like the BBC. And he mentioned that you could get in some of the better writers or people skilled in particular forms of content. And then he mentioned that they could be tremendously useful. And I sat there with a head full of questions - <i>how</i> would they be useful!? <i>Which</i> webloggers was he thinking of? But mostly I wondered if any weblogger really finds it easy to write in the same way in work as out. And I thought probably not - because when larger things are your responsibility other than the vague entertainment of twenty or so London-based-geeks, then you'll probably get slightly more tense about how much of a fuckwit you look... <b>Ends</b>
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Ah! what an opportunity! I recently got on the cluetrain myself and recognized aspects of every company i've ever worked for (including the present one) in their anecdotes. It is difficult to suggest that everyone "Blog Now!"...a bit like saying "Let's all be individualists, together!"...but in a practical sense, what can be done is to foster a blog/Usenet type no-holds-barred intranet. If people have blogs, sure, link 'em up. If they don't, well, give them the tools to do so as they wish. What would be useful in a BBC context is to give everyone (not just the on-air personalities, or the shows, but everyone- producers, staff, production people, EVERYONE) access. Too often in broadcast media the site it either becomes the purview of a few web-savvy types, or it becomes hierarchical - where the gates to access are controlled by a bureaucratic minority. If the BBC (or in Canada's case, the CBC) really wants to be a public broadcaster, it should open itself up...if the credits for a show are posted, every credit should be a hyperlink, or at the least a bbc.co.uk email address...every show could have its companion message board and a cluster of blogs and outside links. too often it's ironically easy for the meeja to become isolated from the very public they serve, and opening up in this way means more connectivity, a shorter feedback loop, and hopefully better and more relevant content. (Heck, with the proliferation of broadcast-quality computer editing suites, why not open up the gates to viewer-produced content?) Sure, it can open the floodgates to a lot of useless crap as well..but as your article states, the cream rises to the surface - good things are linked to, people become authorities because of what they know, not who they know or where they went to school....
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<p>So tonight I said goodbye to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> for the third time in three days, and it was just as difficult this time as it was all the others. I can't imagine anything I want less than for him to leave the country. He will be terribly terribly missed.</p>
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<p>Can someone explain to me how I'm still at work at nearly eight in the evening, pissed on Pimms, working on templates for an internal work process interface for a project designed to make the BBC the best place in the entire goddam universe? Because frankly I'm drunk and not a little baffled by the whole thing...</p>
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<p>Overheard this morning - a woman confuses 'backwards-compatible' with 'reverse-engineer', and I wonder - should you have a license to use words as oneupmanship weapons? [Edited to add - could I possibly start a whole new Sarah Jessica Parker inspired column called 'Geek in the City' all about the tremendously amusing antics of new media workers in London. Or would that be totally lame? <i>Vote lame!</i>]</p>
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<p>I went to see a studio flat today in Marylebone - probably it will be outside my financial limits, but it was astonishingly nice. Semi-separated kitchen and studio with lots of power-points and a long corridor down the side of the building towards the bathroom. Plenty of space for book-shelves down the corridor too. I was shown around by a strange tall birdlike woman - all rapid movements and nervous repetition. She started the tour by taking us to the back terrace garden - a wonderful, calm space unfortunately inhabited by a rather surprised half-naked fat old man with partly-scraped-back white-hair and a kind of tai-chi like serenity. "He's probably a sitting-tenant," said Bird Lady, "Probably been here for years...."</p>
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<p>Does this, or does this not, look like the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/best_desktop_ever.jpg">Best Desktop Ever</a>. There are benefits to this current job.</p>
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<p><b>Thoughts on the fronts of men's trousers:</b> Many trousers seem to me to be designed to work a little like cod-pieces. The rucking at the front is designed to give an impossibly ridiculous cock-like peak that clearly ISN'T cock, but by its presence distracts from bulges, shapes etc that could be considered cock-like. All men in the world can be divided into those who wear trousers that accentuate their cock or replace it with something larger, or those that wear trousers that manfully withhold themselves. It's uncouth to take your cock out in public. Similarly, it's vulgar to wear trousers that have a sole purpose of cock enhancement. Or such is my opinion...</p>
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<p>I'm sorry, but <i>really</i>. What the hell is <A href="http://answers.google.com">Google Answers</a> all about?</p>
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<p><b>Cut and Paste Culture:</b> Ok - this is interesting. Or at least I <i>think</i> it's interesting. Or more to the point, <i>I</i> find it interesting. Anyway - I have these two gorgeous computers on my desk - one's a <a href="http://www.compaq.com/products/desktops/d500usd/subfamily.html">stunning PC</a>, one's a much more stunning <a href="http://www.apple.com/imac">iMac</a>. And I often find myself trying to do things on the PC that can only be done easily on a Mac - like viewing .js files for example. On the Mac, you just open it in IE and it displays on screen. The default position for the PC seems to be to try and run it. Very annoying. So I'm working in <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/frontpage/">Frontpage</a> (don't ask) on the PC and I have the javascript open in the browser window on the Mac, and I copy the chunk I want on the Mac, then turn around and pick up a different mouse and try and paste it into the PC. And it doesn't work. And I look at the screen in blank astonishment. This has happened <i>several times</i> and every time I'm surprised.</p>
<p>So what I'm thinking is, when we cut or copy something from a computer, do we somehow think that we've picked it up physically? Or that we as individuals have kind of copied it to our individual head-space? Or am I just really lame?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ex-so.com">This</a> is almost impossibly close to an idea I once had and have never implemented. Mine was dirtier though.</p>
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<p>One of the things that I talked about in my interview for the role of community producer at the BBC - a job that I didn't get, by the way - was about how the BBC was perfectly placed to be the people who made Microsoft's passport program obselete. I mean, they're not beholden to any corporate interests, they wouldn't be <i>able</i> to sell your details to marketers and they have have the infrastructure and world-wide reknown to get away with it. <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/134438173_passport18.html">But I wish they'd get a move on</a>.</p>
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<p>Today I have a stinking cold. I had it yesterday as well. Last night I felt like someone had drained my soul out of my feet. I had nightmares all night as well. But I can't remember any of them. Here are some salient facts you might like to know about colds:</p>
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- Every year Americans suffer 1 billion colds.<br />
- Exposure to cold weather does <i>not</i> cause the common cold.<br />
- But cold-causing viruses often survive better in low humidity conditions - for example in the colder months.<br />
- Using aspirin to treat a cold may make you <i>more infectious</i> as you increase the concentration of the virus in your sneezes.<br />
- There is no definitive evidence that vitamin C eases or prevents colds.<br />
- Some people say that <A href="http://coldcure.com/">Zinc Acetate Lozenges</a> are a clinically proven cold cure. I suspect this may be bullshit.<br />
- If you take normal decongestants and the like you're less likely to splurt out viruses out your nose. You may spread less colds this way.<br />
- Drinking milk does <i>not</i> increase green nasal cold goo.<br />
- Taking Echincea apparently costs a lot and doesn't do much if anything.</p>
<p>I forget where I found out most of those things. I should probably conclude with a US-style disclaimer: "Warning: May be <b>Bullshit</b>! If you die it's <b>not my fault</b>!"</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.k10k.net/">K10k</a> is back and it's as futuretech and tiny-fonted as ever. Watch as it makes your connection shudder with tiny pixel-goodness. Shiver as your browser struggles to render it. Be awed at its ridiculously high quality. Miss the tiny animated buttons that span round. Be generally very impressed by it, but not that surprised by it. <b>Our rating:</b> Fucking impressive, but not dramatically different.</p>
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<p><b>VITAL</b>: Read the responses to <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=6190">A small note from a patriot</a>.</p>
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<p>It used to be the staple of weblogging content - the announcement that someone (a friend / a company) has redesigned their site. Then everyone used to run over and point and critique the site in question and have a little think about whether or not it worked or not as a design and maybe make a few pointers. People don't do that so much any more. I wonder why. <b>Announcement:</b> <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">Barty Trabaca</a> has redesigned!</p>
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<p>Reasons not to read any Blake's Seven books (as written by members of the original cast - no matter how cool they might have been): <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=6210#post99571">Barbelith</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Diary of the Plague Years, Day Five:</b> After much careful analysis I can only note that the mysterious semi-liquid is gradually thickening as the days pass, congealing and becoming more solid. And as it does so, my consumption of cold-cure medicines and tissues appears to be declining in parallel. If this can be said to be 'improvement' then I must consider myself 'improved'.</p>
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<p>In a frustrating hour at work in which I couldn't really do what I needed to do because I hadn't got the application that I asked for many many weeks ago, I decided to upgrade to <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/">Movable Type 2.0</a>. And it didn't take long to install. And it was of superb and elegant quality...</p>
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<p>It's weird being inside the BBC when something like <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/tv_and_radio/newsid_1944000/1944810.stm">this</a> happens.</p>
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<p>You dirty so-and-so. You love it don't you... I know you do. Watching. Not typing. Oh no. Just <i>watching</i> what other people have typed. Mmmmm. Oh yes. That's the stuff... Watching people on <a href="http://www.kanoodle.com/spy">kanoodle</a> type in 'teen boy decorating'. Oh yes. Or leering at the WWF Backlash requests at <a href="http://buzz.yahoo.com/">Yahoo! Buzz</a>. Stop stop! It's too much. No more. Don't stop! Tell me <a href="http://www.askjeeves.com/docs/peek/">Jeeves</a>, are they still looking for the popular bridal website 'Martha Stewart Weddings'? And <a href="http://www.metaspy.com/">Metaspy</a> - expose yourself to me! Show me people searching for diseases of the middle ages? Or Hank Azaria? And <b>don't ... ever ... stop ... showing ... me</b> <a href="http://www.search.com/snoop">search.com</a> requests for Country French, Hot Rods and Custom Muscle Cars! Eurgh. <i>And I'm spent...</i></p>
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<p>Three things about Mulholland Drive, seen last night with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a>, Mrs Webb, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Mr Henderson</a> and some bloke called Tom from <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UMS</a>. Firstly (of course) <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=3886">The Barbelith Thread</a>. Then the (I fear superior) <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/16412">Metafilter thread</a>. And finally the medium-cool <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2001/10/23/mulholland_drive_analysis/">Salon investigation</a>.</p>
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<p>Rather than call someone a wanker, why not...?</p>
<p><b>1)</b> Have a long, slow, luxurious bath! Perhaps buy some expensive body lotions or bubble bath. Make sure it's nice and hot and just sink into it!<br />
<b>2)</b> Why not get a back-rub? If you're that stressed, a calming back-rub can bring the smile right back to your face for a very reasonable fee.<br />
<b>3)</b> Treat yourself to something small that you've never been able to justify buying before. Something like a CD or maybe some expensive hair products. It's ok to be good to yourself. It really is...<br />
<b>4)</b> Book a holiday! Aggression just slips away when you know you've got a holiday coming up. Think of the beaches, or the nightlife, or the food! Don't you feel calmer already?<br />
<b>5)</b> Why not go for lunch with an old friend? Old friends always like to catch up with each other - and all that chat will bring you right back to what's really important! Don't your problems seem small and insignificant now?<br />
<b>6)</b> And if you can't go out - why not get some wonderful food brought in! There are many glorious places to order food from in London. Just because you don't have time to appreciate them, doesn't mean you shouldn't have time to appreciate yourself!<br />
<b>7)</b> Just take the afternoon off. Work's not everything. Perhaps you'd feel better about things if you just got away from everything for a few hours.<br />
<b>8)</b> A walk in a park is a wonderful way of valuing yourself more and might help you slow down. Smell the flowers! Look at the view! It's not quite a holiday, but it's a good thing to do every now and then...<br />
<b>9)</b> Or perhaps you could have a picnic with friends? That's several ideas all mixed together. And it's bound to make you feel more content and relaxed....<br />
<b>10)</b> And the easiest and simple way to make yourself feel better, and calmer and happier with the world? Just drink a few glasses of water, find somewhere peaceful and have a glorious relaxing afternoon nap... </p>
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<p><b>Soul-searching question of the day:</b> Look into your heart. Would you shag the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/hi/english/other_sports/snooker/world_champs_2002/newsid_1947000/1947516.stm">Sven Snooker Streaker</a>?</p>
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<p>I can't imagine why anyone would be even vaguely interested in reading this again, but I found it online in an old rather badly transcribed form and decided to make it all <i>plasticbag.org</i> style sparky: Matthew Ford writes <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003161.html">Read my diary</a>.</p>
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<p>There's lots of new dumb stuff around the site today that I assembled last night and 'made live' this morning. I'm not going to actually <i>point</i> you towards any of it though. I'm not sure some of it is very good or appropriate reading. So I thought maybe you people could just wander around the place and read stuff and <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a> with your comments, bug reports and the like. In order to pre-empt some of your criticisms, the new <b>plasticbag.org</b> now comes with slightly frustrating permalinks that don't quite work right and are a bit of a fuck-up on Macs, which is depressing. But still. Permalinks. See how cutting-edge I am. Sigh.</p>
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<p>And several days after sending the e-mails to <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, my mail-to-blog entries <i>finally</i> appear. And have to immediately deleted. Of course.</p>
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<p>Another day, another piece of <a href="http://cosmo7.com/advertising.html">gloriously creative work</a>. You know how it is. You've been there. We've all seen the creative trenches. I love the smell of Adobe Photoshop 7 for Mac OSX in the morning.</p>
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<p>Oh no love! you're not alone<br />
You're watching yourself but you're too unfair<br />
You got your head all tangled up but if I could only make you care<br />
Oh no love! you're not alone<br />
No matter what or who you've been<br />
No matter when or where you've seen<br />
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain<br />
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain<br />
You're not alone <br /><br />
Just turn on with me and you're not alone <br />
Let's turn on with me and you're not alone<br />
Let's turn on and be not alone<br />
Gimme your hands cause you're wonderful <br />
Gimme your hands cause you're wonderful<br />
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<p>One of the most fun and interesting little sites I've seen in ages, <a href="http://www.whatsbetter.com">whatsbetter.com</a> allows you to rate things in pairs, constructing by association a hierarchy of the best things in the universe. At the moment all your contributions are only added together, so you can see the world's favourite things - but there are a huge number of interesting things you could do with this kind of interface which tie into some ideas I had about a year ago. I really need to talk to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>.</p>
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<p>I don't know whether this is something to be proud of or not, but I now appear to have a site that doesn't work perfectly in <i>any</i> browser. Sigh.</p>
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<p>Round One: Ninjas refuse to tell Pirates where game is to be held. Pirates raid Ninja coastal town, burn it down, get drunk. Ninjas sulk, hiss. Final Score: Ninjas 1, Pirates, 3. <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=6374">more</a></p>
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<p>You know what's weird? That after decades of weather forecasting, one of the most amazing things on the internet remains that you can check the weather forecast <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/worldweather/index.shtml">for any part of the world</a>. And for free! And on the BBC! I mean. That's impressive and useful.</p>
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<p>Everything you know is wrong! Or at least fourteen things of the twenty-seven things I was asked were wrong: <a href="http://www.disinfo.com/pages/other/id2118/pg1/">Take the disinformation quiz</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a>:</b> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000057.shtml">Woomera</a> - "Woomera, a former missile testing base in the remote southern Australian desert, houses one of Australia's largest centres for detaining of refugees whilst their asylum claims are processed. Earlier this month, a group of protesters and activists managed to breach the camp's outer skin. 50 detainees escaped. More than two days on, 10 of the escapees remained on the run. Activist <b>Aizura Hankin</b> reports from the scene."</p>
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<p>Another new Apple product - this time it's the <a href="http://www.apple.com/education/emac/">eMac</a> - a purely for education model of the <a href="http://www.apple.com/imac/">iMac</a>. It's kind of a retrograde step in a way, but I suspect that it might not remain education-only for long if people like the look of it...</p>
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<p>Go on then. Bloody <a href="http://info.alexa.com/data/details?url=plasticbag.org">review me already</a>.</p>
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<p>So he's still off wandering around Europe without me, <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/">the little stinker</a>. He's still writing those dumb little stories about all the stupid places he's going to. Geneva. I mean. Does anyone <i>give</i> a damn?! Amsterdam? Feh. I've had it with places that Davo's going without me. They all suck. And then he's coming back here for a minute and it will be nice and fun for like a day. Then he's fucking off again. Pardon my language, but the little bastard needs a good wallop if you ask me. That'd keep him in line. Poncey colonials. Poncing off...</p>
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<p>The fifth sign of apocalypse is here. My cousin Susanna, known throughout her youth for swearing and changing her hair colour every twenty-two minutes and for sticking things through her ears over the bath and for generally listening to the Cure and growling at everyone - yes, <b>that</b> cousin Susanna - has just joined the committee of her local playgroup... There's only one final sign left to come - the sleeping of the lion with the lamb, and the lamb pulling out a chainsaw and then eating the lion's fleshy entrails. Then it's judgment day. We're all doomed.</p>
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<p><b>Nick</b>: Do you think Harry Potter is a Ninja or a Pirate?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I think Harry Potter is definitely a Ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: it's the cloak of invisibility<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Really?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: but Ron Weasley is WAY pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: I would have said the relentless good feeling made Harry a pirate.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I'm going to categorise EVERYONE into categories of ninja and pirate from now on<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Kate - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Mella - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Toby - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Nick - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Fenner - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Tom - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Saddam Hussein - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Margaret Thatcher - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Bill Gates - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Steve Jobs - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Noah Wyle - pirate<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Steven Spielberg - pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Can I post this list?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: if you want!<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Nahhh.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: I didn't think so<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Half the names mean nothing...<br />
<b>Tom</b>: pussy<br />
<b>Tom</b>: - ninja<br />
<b>Tom</b>: doggy - pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: But you could post a list...<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Doggy?<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Oh, right.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: doggies! SOOOO pirates.<br />
<b>Nick</b>: That's SO true.<br />
<b>Nick</b>: My God.<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Now that would start a discussion, all right.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: Hahaha<br />
<b>Nick</b>: And Ninjas are, of course, creatures of the night, subversive, rejecting the male authority...<br />
<b>Tom</b>: exactly<br />
<b>Tom</b>: much like... <br />
<b>Tom</b>: Britney Spears<br />
<b>Tom</b>: - ninja<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Subtle rather than confrontational, weaker in a head-on confrontation...<br />
<b>Tom</b>: actually no. she's a pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: What?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: close run thing though<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Thank you.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: depeche mode are ninjas<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Yes.<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Harrison Ford?<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Pirate.<br />
<b>Tom</b>: pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: George Clooney?<br />
<b>Tom</b>: pirate<br />
<b>Nick</b>: Pirate city....</p>
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<p>So for some reason, after a tiring but basically successful day, I became totally and utterly consumed by self-doubt and a desire to hack myself into ribbons mentally, and so I did it and then I felt awful and crap and like I was the most useless person in the world, so I used my tactic of making sure that you play music which redirects your mood from passive to active - which made me angry (which was good), and then for a little bit I felt like everyone <i>else</i> was shit, which was a novel shift in perspective, and then I came home and now I want to complain at someone, but I probably shouldn't because they'll think I'm being self-indulgent. Which I probably am. It always worries me when I can't tell. Like it worries me when I don't know if I'm talking too much. Or when I feel conversations spiralling out of hand and I don't know how to steady them out again or withdraw gracefully. Other people have those horrible moments when you don't know how to make your laughs sound genuine, even though they <i>are</i>. Right?</p>
<p>I don't know why I should feel the need to go through all this palaver. I normally keep my occasional brain-farts extremely private and controlled - and I don't know why I should feel like such a bloody inadequate thirty-year old. Where did all this stuff come from? Is it because I was stuck in a room with people all day, and because I find talking to large groups of people so unbelievably terrifying. What the fuck has happened to me after a year of privacy that makes the outside world so overwhelming at times? And when did everyone get so confident that they were right? And where's the thing in the world that I can be best at that would justify my existence?</p>
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<p>Advice that other people may find amusing, but which today is really sticking in my head: <a href="http://www.autistics.org/skills/pages/askherout.html">How to ask someone out on a date</a>.</p>
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<p>People post crap, when you're a blogger<br />
All sites look crappy, when you're A-list<br />
Chicks' sites are boring, they are all flowery<br />
Streets stay outside - where I never go...<br />
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<p><b>Review:</b> <a href="http://info.alexa.com/data/details/reviews?q=&url=http://plasticbag.org">Too much fluff and not enough bum</a>? <A href="http://images.google.com/images?q=men+bum&hl=en">I'll show you</a>....</p>
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<p>An interesting piece of research from the BBC suggests that New Labour have fulfilled <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1961000/1961522.stm">80%</a> of their campaign promises since they came into power. Now, I think we've all felt disillusioned with the Labour party at some point during the last few years, but surely 80% is a pretty astonishingly high figure. Particularly for a country that increasingly believes that politicians don't do anything of value. Unfortunately, such good news is rather undercut by the two seats won by the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1962000/1962156.stm">BNP in Burnley</a>.</P>
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<p><a href="http://www.kottke.org/notes/0205.html#020502">Permalink nipples</a>? Oh that's great. Just great. "Click on my permalink nipples, baby..." - "Move your hand over my permalink nipples..." - or perhaps the most disturbing, "Move your mouse over my permalink nipples..."</p>
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<p><b>Why is Kottke a good weblogger?</b> We've all read The Tipping Point by now. He makes messages 'sticky' (I wonder how many other people could have thrown five hundred people at plasticbag.org in a day) - 'permalink nipples' is as close to the most-clickable-link-ever as you could hope to get for an audience of webloggers. He is a true information-gathering maven, operating within a medium that radically enhances his ability to act as a meme-disseminating connector / salesman. And contextually, he was one of the first to undertake the blogging experiment before the explosion of numbers - making him the logical 'founding-father' of the new wave of webloggers. Like it or not, everything Jason says on the internet carries more weight than even <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">your site</a>.</p>
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<p>If I <A href="http://news.com.com/2010-1074-897638.html?tag=fd_nc_1">wrote and edited technology stories</a> for a living, I too would make every effort to flog my own weblog. Self-promotion in a tech-culture must be a lot about <A href="http://nonsense-verse.blogspot.com/">zeitgeist-surfing</a>. As it is, I nearly have a career path again, suddenly. I'm a community-producer / expert with vast numbers of teeming models for distributed community welling up in my widdle mind.</p>
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<p>So, <A href="http://interconnected.org/home/">Mr Webb</a> is off to San Francisco for the <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon2002/">Emerging Tech Thing</a>- and I'm putting out an appeal on his behalf - will someone look after him for us? He's too valuable to the UK New Media elite to be damaged... Plus he knows all there is to know about Googlematic Aimbots...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=665">Rolling Stone's 50 uncoolest records that you should buy immediately</a>: I am deeply ashamed that I don't own any of them... I used to own <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=671">Listen without Prejudice</a>, but I gave it away to my best friend's sister when I was seventeen. I maintain that Pet Shop Boys' <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=678">Actually</a> is a really good record, even though my tape copy of it (which I bought cheap as a knock-off in Turkey when I was sixteen) wore out about a thousand years ago. And although I never had the <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=714">Barenaked Ladies</a> album, I think my friend Glyn did, and I seem to remember it being played when we drove around the south of England when I was nineteen, camping in fields and by the sides of roads. I do quite want the <A href="http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=687">Weezer record</a> though.</p>
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<p><b>Bank "Holiday" Weekend:</b><br />
Saturday: Work in the office (4 hours), Movie (Panic Room), Drink (2 Mojitos), Meal (New World)<br />
Sunday: Work in the office (4 hours), TV (West Wing, Strictly Ballroom, Empire Records), Sleep at 2.45am<br />
Monday: Work in the office (3 hours), Lunch (Dim Sum at New World), Shopping (1 magazine), More Work in the office (4 1/2 hours)</p>
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<p>So what will be in the next release of <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/newversion/">OSX</a>? A build-in chat app for one (although I'm not sure that's strictly useful any more), SMS-messaging via Bluetooth phones, a map interface to Sherlock, AI-based spam filtering in the Mail app, an upgrade to Quartz to speed up rendering times. Plus - spring-loaded folders, graphics-tablet functionality, network software, Quicktime 6.... I'm drooling already...</p>
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<p>I don't know what's more terrifying frankly - that the European Union are considering an <A href="http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/story.jsp?story=292939">eye-bleeding new logo</a> to represent themselves with, or that the logo resembles almost exactly an eye-bleeding site I've just built for the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a>'s intranet... [also <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1974000/1974721.stm">BBC News</a>]</p>
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<p>What happens when the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1974000/1974750.stm">Plastic Bag</a> is finally consigned to history's landfill. Will the world's antipathy have been rained down on it so hard that the name itself will live through history in infamy? In which case - excellent - no problems there - I can keep the domain name cheerfully! But what if it becomes a name <i>lost</i> in history? What if in two years time no one has even <i>heard</i> of them. People forget so quickly. I know - after all the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith</a> was a perfectly cromulent word for 'happy fun place' merely three weeks ago... But today, no one has the slightest idea what it means...</p>
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<p><b>An e-mail I sent to Channel 4:</b></p>
<p>Dear Channel 4,</p><p>I watched "The Truth about
Gay
Animals" and frankly I was appalled. I'm a gay man in my late twenties
and I
was actually looking forward to the program, but it turned out to be
the
worst kind of rubbish I'd ever seen. It completely disgusted me. The
fact is
that there's a really important issue there. It's all to do with
whether or
not homosexuality is perceived as something that happens in nature or
whether it's a purely human thing - a thing of choice, of 'morality'
rather
than something that happens cross-species. </p>
<p>It may be a facetious thing to have to argue, but a lot of people
around the
world still believe that homosexuality is an unnatural practice
perpetrated
by the godless and the evil. Whether or not there is any evidence for
different sexualities in other species cuts over issues of sexuality,
issues
of morality, issues of genetics, issues of society, prejudices of
science.
Etc. Etc. Etc.</p>
<p>Scott Capuro in my eyes looked all the way through it like he was bored
and
frustrated out of his mind and spent a good proportion of his time
being
cruel to people from previous generations who were taught that gay
people
were disgusting and evil. The people he was being cruel to - although I
think personally that they should probably know better - were
nonetheless
clearly trying to be as nice as they could, even though they clearly
felt
uncomfortable. </p>
<p>I was actually EXCITED by the prospect of this program, that it was on
at
all! I thought it would be an interesting insight into scientific
prejudice,
origins of sexuality and the like AND have a few laughs in it. All in
all
the best kind of documentary. But in the end, I turned off about 2/3rds
of
the way through in disgust. There was NOTHING to redeem it in the parts
I
saw. And I was essentially offended by it. I have even written to
Channel 4
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<p>How come I keep seeing adverts for flats suitable for single women and none that are suitable for single men? And even when they're not specified as such, how come I keep getting told when I ring up the landlords, "No, sorry, it's for single women only," with a tone of voice that suggests that if I ring again, they'll call the police...?</p>
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<p>It's at times like this when you really wish you had a digital camera. I went to see a flat today in Mornington Crescent with a friend of mine, and was so horrified and depressed by what I saw that I needed an extremely stiff vodka and tonic. Imagine a room ten feet by twelve feet on the top floor of a crumbling building where not even the banisters are stable enough for you to put any weight on. Stick a bed in this room. Give it a view over the back of some crumbling estate. Add low ceilings, a bathroom big enough to fit a bath in, which they apparently did in the thirties and a kitchen that fits into a cupboard. Imagine the most depressing site you've ever seen in your life.</p>
<p>I've lived in a lot of places in my life. Some haven't had paint on the walls, some have had damp walls behind the bed. But none have been as soul-destroying as this place. There's no way I could do it. And this is where we find ourselves - in a world where people in London have to be earning <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1977000/1977410.stm">forty or fifty thousand pounds a year</a> before they can afford to get a mortgage and where the average wage in London is around half that. And where you pay over �500 a month for the privilege of living in a hole in the ground.</p>
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<p>Two things I love about my Apple products. <b>1)</b> I can wake my computer from sleep and after a few hours I can ask, I wonder how long it's been since I rebooted my baby... And I can check by going to Terminal and typing 'uptime' and it tells me: <b>12:40AM up 6 days, 15:17, 2 users, load averages: 2.52, 2.67, 2.53</b>. Six days. That's really nice. First OS I've ever had that could make a claim like that. <b>2)</b> Because today for the very first time I pressed the central button on my <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">ipod</a> while a song was playing and suddenly realised that you can easily skip to any point in the track you're on just by using the jog wheel. I bet everyone else knew that. But still. It's really cool.</p>
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<p>So how the fuck do you find a flat in London that isn't stupidly expensive. I mean seriously. <b>How the fuck?</b> I'm sorry to resort to swearing but I'm already sick of this process and it already feels like it's completely not ever going to happen and I'm going to be destitute and miserable. I'm so angry I could kill everyone in the world.</p>
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<p>Matt Jones isn't ninja or pirate (he maintains). He claims to be a <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000152.html#000152">a giant killer robot</a>. When pushed, he was unprepared to say whether or not he was a ninja giant killer robot or a pirate giant killer robot.</p>
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<p>I genuinely love the new <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?q=plasticbag&go=homepage&meta=&tab=allbbc">BBCi search facility</a>. I think the design is elegant - the large tabs are simple but really really obvious and functional, and the whole layout is easy on the eyes and clear. The only thing I don't like is the search box itself. Weirdly, styled the way it has been, it is <i>less</i> obvious to me on the page. It looks a certain amount more graphic-like, and a certain amount less like a piece of browser functionality... Interestingly this is less the case on a browser like <a href="http://chimera.mozdev.org/">Chimera on OSX</a>, which automatically anti-aliases all the text on the page...</p>
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<p><b>Grrr</b> <a href="http://www.btopenworld.com">BTopenworld</a> sucks: "We are currently investigating a problem with the BTopenworld mail servers, this is affecting the sending and receiving of E-Mail. Please bear with us as we endeavour to resolve this problem as quickly as possible. Meanwhile we apologise for any inconvenience."</p>
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<p>I've heard a lot of different angles on this one in the last few days, so now I'm opening it up to the floor. I once heard someone say that you should pay one-third of your income in rent. That's all I can remember. One third on rent, one third on something else and a final third on something else again. Now of course my first question is whether or not that's supposed to be pre-tax salary or post-tax salary. And today a friend in the US said that you should never pay more in rent than one <i>week's</i> salary. Thus leaving three-quarters for living and saving. So what's true? What's the correct ration to spend on a place to live? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Won't somebody tell me!?</a></p>
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<p>While I should be organising a place to live, I spend the time instead throwing away huge amounts of crap that would be a tremendous hinderance should I ever find a place to live. Among the many things that have gone is the purple t-shirt that a flat-mate once brought home swearing that it would 'really suit' me. So far saved from the abyss is the pair of Abercrombie and Fitch blue extra-huge combats with things all over them that I bought and loved, and only subsequently realised made me look completely ridiculous. And found for what appears to be the first time: my two-sizes too large <i>geniune</i> <a href="http://www.tvgohome.com">Nathan Barley</a> t-shirt, which I'm either going to have to auction or give to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">the T-shirt king</a>.</p>
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<p>Will David Fincher - godlike director of Fight Club and The Game, and mediocre director of Panic Room and Alien 3 <i>really</i> be <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/04/17/showbuzz/index.html#5">directing Mission Impossible 3</A>? Tell me it's not so!</p>
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<p>A brief list of things that I have been reading today and / or plan to read today after lunch with some very old friends in Primrose Hill and instead of doing what I should <i>actually</i> be doing, which is looking for a bloody flat:</p>
<p><A href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/02/18/index3a.html">Weblog Tool Round-up</a><br />
In which consensus is drawn that of the various weblog tools and applications, <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> is the best. Which (in as far as the article goes) I would probably agree with. Particularly as of version 2.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.salon.com/tech/col/rose/2002/05/10/blogs/index.html?x">Much ado about Blogging</a><br />
In which Salon completely miss the point <i>again</i> (along with everyone else) about what the journalistic use of weblogging will be in the next ten years. I could tell you all what it is, but I'm concerned that someone else will do it first and if they do - no huge career for me! More on this stuff later. <i>By the way, if anyone is looking for someone with incredible weblog experience who's a trained journalist with experience in print and web, who also understands design and functionality and is prepared to pay me a fortune to work with programmers to demonstrate what's going to replace the New York Bloody Times, then just <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me</a>!</i></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ms-studio.com/articles.html">The Scourge of Arial</a><br />
In which this guy argues that Arial is a bad copy of an unfashionable font (Helvetica) and that no one should really be using it any more as it's basically only used by people who aren't very professional.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.macuser.co.uk/macsurfer/php3/openframe.php3?page=/newnews/newsarticle.php3?id=1990">Celine Dion fucking evil bitch</a><br />
She kills iMacs! KILLS them! This is not the behaviour of a much-loved scrawny songstress. She's supposed to be like sugar and spice, not CDR DEATH. One can only wonder how long it will take an iMac owner to sue the bitch's bony ass off.</p>
<p><a href="http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/programming/php/index.html">Webmonkey's Guide to PHP</a><br />
Having decided that a certain basic knowledge of PHP would not do me any hard - particularly as the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Underground</a> is now coded in it - I turn to Webmonkey for help...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ms-studio.com/typecasting.html">Typecasting</a><br />
Are you the kind of person who thinks that when Voyager travels through some space-gas, it shouldn't generate vortices because there is no atmosphere? Are you interested in typography? In which case, this article should thrill you - it did me... In it the author takes you through several major modern movies set in the past and compares and contrasts their use of 'period' fonts. More interesting than it sounds... [<a href="http://fawny.org/typecasting/">and there's still more at fawny.org</a>]</p>
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<p>I'm so excited about Spiderman I might burst. And of course it doesn't hurt that <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a> and <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Jones</a> have both said vaguely positive things about it. What I might take umbrage at - if I were inclined - is <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2002_05_12_archive.shtml#76463969">the suggestion</a> that "Coates is going to absolutely love this movie, in a really unhealthy way". God only knows what that means, but it either means my adolescent wish-fulfilment fantasies will all be fulfilled. Or I suspect - more accurately - Matt is commenting on the innate attractiveness of geeks.</p>
<p>Either way, I'm not totally convinced by the world 'unhealthy' - there's too much native alarm in my system about that word. Too many contexts in which it isn't entirely appropriate.</p>
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<p>In a conversation with a friend about dealing with the little irritations that having to deal with other people can engender, the comment is made, "I think the trick is to be better than everyone else, and then treating them as idiotic pets."</p>
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<p><b>Post Spiderman Meme Recycling:</b> This cartoon demonstrates that <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/view2002-05-06rl.html">all your sexualities are belong to us</a>. Tobey Maguire is the new fetishised male. Geek culture finally got a bit of muscle behind it. And I declare myself to be the first of a new species of sexually aware human - the man who is only interested in shagging nervous geeky visionaries.</p>
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<p><b>Feature:</b> Whatever happened to <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Mark+Olynciw&btnG=Google+Search">Mark Olynciw</a>? Mark was the darling of the weblogging scene. The scamp redesigned hourly, wrote fast witty pithy gems of lunacy. He asked a lot of questions and pissed off less people than became his immediate blog-slaves. I'm told he used to strip every Thursday night on his webcam, but that might be a lie. He had a private weblog for a while, but his parents made him stop doing that. And then he got everyone else in his family completely absorbed in weblogging. And then he stopped. And vanished. Occasionally <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/carton.gif">bizarre</a> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/moloch.gif">photographs</a> seem to place him at rabbinical school in Saskatchewan. But beyond that... No one knew...</p>
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<p>If anyone knows a place online where you could type in your income and see roughly how much tax you should be paying (obviously this will be aimed primarily at people based in the UK) then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>. I'm looking for estimates here, not forms that take three months to fill in and are directly submitted to the <a href="http://www.inlandrevenue.com">Inland Revenue</a>.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://i-resign.com/uk/financialcentre/tax_calculator.asp">i-resign salary calculator</a>, supplied by Paul of <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com">digitaltrickery.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://listen.to/taxman">Listen to Taxman</a> - thanks to Kees for this tax calulator correct as of 2000.
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<p>I'm the <a href="http://www.hanayuuki.net/~harborkiss/QuizPixies.html">Pixies' song</a>, <b>In Heaven</b>: "You're mysterious, picky, and a bit aloof. Some people say you have a very cheery personality, but it's hard to say because you mask your emotions behind dark pretenses. You enjoy watching obscure movies and going to plays, but by the end of the day you're usually too wound-up by the ironies of your life to relax."</p>
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<p>Today I'm too wound-up by the ironies of my life to truly relax. Flat-hunting is truly the most nightmarish experience that a misanthropic intensely private brooding young genius should ever be forced to endure. The crises of faith about money, the moments of horror about the state in which one might find oneself living. It's all too overwhelming. I now have to find a place within the next two weeks, and today I just said I needed 24 hours to think about a place that costs <b>�910</b> a month. <b>A MONTH</b>. Along with all the other bills I'd have to pay, that doesn't leave a lot of money for fun and biscuits. It's all too much. I can't cope.</p>
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<p>Every single day I get loads of spam. Loads. More than I think is strictly normal. Dozens of messages. Every day. And it's very frustrating. But what had never occurred to me today is how many messages I would be getting without the ISPs filtering them at source. But an <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1979000/1979761.stm">article at bbc.co.uk</a> has revealed that the spam problem is larger than most regular users think: <i>"The problem is a lot worse than consumers think. A lot of it is filtered out before it reaches them," said Joe McNamee from Euro ISPA (Internet Service Providers' Association).</i></p>
<p>I'm regularly startled by the range of fascinating articles on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">news.bbc.co.uk</a> - and that article on spam is just the tip of the iceberg. In recent days we've seen <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1978000/1978993.stm">behind the scenes at Google</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1980000/1980254.stm">the first Segway crash</a> and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/newsid_1986000/1986914.stm">a survey revealing that Russian businesses bribe more abroad than any other states</A>. Stunning.</p>
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<p>The question of the day is <a href="http://www.buzzmachine.com/foundation/">do we need a weblog foundation</a>? And it's being debated at this moment over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/17103">metafilter</a>.</p>
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<p>It's difficult to tell whether it's because they were recently accused of being pro-spam when they automatically defaulted all their web-mail users to the 'receive lots of crap' option, but <a href="http://help.yahoo.com/help/uk/mail/spam/">Yahoo's anti-spam advice</a> is not only very good, but is being publicised via banner ads all over the place.</p>
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<p>Ok. Because I have an infinity of other things that I should be doing instead - including writing a presentation for a conference that's getting remarkably close and move and sort out my next job and pack everything and sort out my taxes and... and... and... - I have of course decided instead to suddenly become serious about resolving the problems with <b>plasticbag.org</b>'s rendering on Mozilla. And when I say that <i>I've</i> become serious, what I mean is that I'm hoping desperately that one of you out there will be able to sort out the problem. <b>Amaze your friends, fix a mostly functional CSS-based site!</b></p>
<p>Anyway, in order to be able to do this most effectively, I've uploaded <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/plasticbagtemplate.txt">the full plasticbag.org Blogger template</a> and you can access the CSS files for the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/front.css">front page</a> and the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/front.css">archives</a>. They're very different. See if you can figure out why... Winning entry will be able to show me a functioning copy of plasticbag.org displaying a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/entries.txt">couple of entries</a> (over more than one day).</p>
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<p>Of course the horror of the event is that before it had even started the nostalgia kicks in. You think you're going to be immune, but you're there in the cinema and the 20th Century Fox drum-rolls sound and then the Star Wars music kicks in and the logo appears and you're ten again, Star Wars forcibly inserted into your DNA - your reactions as formulaic and robotic as if you were a puppet on a string. Which a lot of men around my age must feel like to be honest. And as you sit there, you're always overwhelmed by <i>hope</i>, expecting it to be shit but unable to accept that it will be.</p>
<p>But even stripped of decades of obsessive love, this is still a film that you can actually enjoy. There's action and drama and interesting and well-designed aliens and a real look and feel that inspire you to want to believe, and much less offensive ethnic stereotyping and a few (mostly but not exclusively ill-judged) jokes and <i>Yoda</i>.... Well, Yoda kicks butt...</p>
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<p><b>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000058.shtml">Fortunate Son</a>: In 1999, James Hatfield's book, <b>Fortunate Son</b> was published and almost immediately taken off the shelves amid revelations that its author had once been imprisoned for attempting to hire a hit-man. The book, amongst other things, alleges that George Bush Senior arranged to have his son's conviction for cocaine possession expunged from the records. In May 2001, a month after <b>Fortunate Son</b> was republished, Hatfield's body was found in a hotel room. What is the story behind the story of <b>Fortunate Son</b>? Gavin MacDonald investigates.</p>
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<p>I'm up, showered and on the net by eight am. I was awake before seven. And I don't have to be at work before one. Why am I up? Because I'm nervous. Why am I nervous? Because I'm going to have to commit to a flat. Why does that worry me? Because I haven't finalised a job yet. Why have I not finalised the job yet? Because I'm being pulled in two directions at once, and each day the pull from one direction or the other seems to increase or slacken off.</p>
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<p>So I decide to put an offer on a flat and everything seems to be fine, and then the woman rings up and says that she got it wrong and the place had an offer put on it yesterday afternoon and that they might go for it instead and it's very frustrating and at times like this I think mind may well <i>snap</i>.</p>
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<p>An endless amount of work awaits me in Marylebone, but I can't go in until I've heard about whether man and wife flat-stealers have declared their endless love for <i>my</i> little flat around the corner. If they've bailed then it's all mine. Mine, I tells ya. Otherwise.... So all the work in the world will have to wait just a few more minutes. Maybe half an hour or so. And in the meantime I'll stay here and play with my OSX mini-app of the day: <b>World Clock Deluxe</b></p>
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<p>Ten things you could do at 1am to stop you being bored (dedicated to <a href="http://www.unfortu.net/~james/jamessquirrel.mpg">James Cronin</a>):</p>
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<li> <A href="http://www.fhm.com/aspframes.asp?curl=games/topgames/launch.htm">Play the 100 greatest online games!</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.headshaver.org/">Shave your head!</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">Comfort nervous young gay webloggers!</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.datanation.com/fallacies/index.htm">Check all your arguments for logical fallacies!</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.wmob.com/">Listen to mobsters!</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/manstim.html">Print out and distribute guides to the perfect handjob!</a>
<li> <a href="http://thinkblank.com/town/">Build your very own pixel town!</a>
<li> <b>Download some dumb mp3s!</b>
<li> <a href="http://interconnected.org/cgi-bin/etcon.cgi">Read random emerging tech notes!</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.well.com/user/mick/insomnia/">Go to fucking bed already!</a>
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<p>A cheer for the Rebels? A hiss for the Empire? <a href="http://features.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32731&threshold=3&cid=3530325">Perhaps no more</a>. <A href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp">Perhaps no longer</a>.</p>
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<p>I may have a flat. This is tremendous news. It's a little place in Maida Vale for one person. It's got a little sitting room. It's got a little bathroom. It's got a little kitchen. It's got quite a big bathroom. I'm just waiting for my references to go through, and if they do go through then I can move in next Saturday.</p>
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<p>Toy of the morning is <A href="http://labs.google.com">labs.google.com</a>, which is where the arch search engine appears to test out all kinds of natty little gizmos that it hasn't fully developed yet. My favourite toy is Google Sets - where you type in a few words and it tries to guess other things that belong in that set. <b>For Example:</b> You type in 'Tony Blair' and 'George Bush' and you get back <a href="http://labs1.google.com/sets?hl=en&q1=tony+blair&q2=george+bush&q3=&q4=&q5=&btn=Small+Set+%2815+items+or+fewer%29">Yasser Arafat, Russell Crow and Tiger Woods</a>. That would be the set of 'publicity hungry people' then...</p>
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<p><a href="http://64.246.28.104/challenge/musical/">B3ta set the challenge</a>. And I rose to it:</p>
<p><table width="100%"><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/my_fat_lardy.jpg"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>Entertaining facts about <a href="http://www.telewest.co.uk">Telewest</a>: So I'm moving out of my flat in just a couple of days and I'd like to get cable television in the place I am moving to. However I don't know the postcode of the new place, so I can't easily type it into the little box on their website that tells you if you can get service. That's why I decide to type in my current postcode, which is W9 1LE (try it for yourself - this game is quite entertaining). When you type in the postcode the site politely informs you that they don't handle that postcode, but that <a href="http://www.ntl.co.uk">ntl</a> do. They even helpfully provide a link through to the page in question where you can type in your postcode again. Except of course NTL deny covering that area too. And they helpfully decide to redirect you... back to <a href="http://www.telewest.co.uk">Telewest</a> again. The irony has taken my neck in its teeth and is beginning to playfully shake...</p>
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<p>Space news of the day is that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1997000/1997747.stm">China are planning to mine minerals on the moon</a> - which seems to me to be 1) a complete waste of money and 2) possibly the coolest thing that any country has done in decades. [<b>Update:</b> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2000000/2000506.stm">Turns out it's not true though</a>.]</p>
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<p>Tonight I am going to <a href="http://www.thesweetsuite.com/">The Sweet Suite</a> for the second time. In case you're unfamiliar with this venue, it was assembled by a coterie of leading London homosexualists including the infamous Mr Big, Boy George and er... We were supposed to get picked up in a big pink limousine outside First Out, but I think my host had to cancel it, which is a shame. Last time I went I became rather over-excited by the range of "Sex and the City" and "Seven Deadly Sin" cocktails and found myself falling over a lot and vomiting much of the following morning. <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Mr Webb</a> is obsessed with the place. I should be packing.</p>
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<p>I'm catching up a lot with the online zeitgeist today via <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> and <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, which - if I could still do scrolling marquees I would probably attach a tagline to: <i>EAT THEM AS PART OF YOUR NUTRICIOUS BREAKFAST</i>. Because of this quite a lot of the links that I reference have already been referenced to death. Which is why I'm going to add to the links with commentary and opinion....</p>
<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A53453-2002May21.html">Resurfacing Animosity Awaits Bush in Europe</a><br />
The Washington Post has taken what would appear to be a fairly bland topic - the fact that fractures are becoming clearly visible between Europe and America around the 'War on Terror' - and explodes it into an incredibly balanced depiction of the current fundamental differences between the two cultures. As such this article is probably a must read for all English Eurosceptics, American Supremacists and everyone who really doesn't understand that one of the fundamental political divisions in the world today is between <i>collaborative</i> and <i>nationalist</i> approaches. There's a discussion on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=6965">Barbelith</a> about this discussion too.</p>
<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2026266005">Filepile password up for auction</a><br />
Now I've wanted access to <a href="http://www.filepile.org">filepile</a> for what seems like an eternity, but although I was using it back in the longago, I never actually appear to have registered. And of course now you can't get in for love-nor-money. It says very clearly on the site that it's not that hard to write (as PHP software goes), but god knows <I>I</i> couldn't do it. The fascinating thing about this is that people are prepared to fight for access to a service of information, plus that people aren't prepared to merely share it. This password actually is sellable. I suspect that if it wasn't for the rabid copyright infringement that the site represents they'd have made it into a pay-for service months ago....</p>
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<p>Another <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com">Thinkblank</a> conception (this time co-created by <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I) was thought of yesterday and launches in a <i>very</i> beta version today. It's called <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker">Metalinker</a> (because now it's retro cool to use the prefix meta) and if you're reading this on the front page of my site, you should be seeing its effect all over the place.</P>
<p>Simply speaking, <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker">Metalinker</a> is a way of connecting weblog posts about a similar subject together. With the simple addition of a small amount of javascript to your page, your <i>completely normal</i> weblog posts are suddenly annotated - each link has placed after it a simple link to <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex's</a> list of <i>other</i> people who have referenced the same link.</p>
<p>It's not a complex idea, but it's quite an elegant one and one we think that gestures towards some of the functionality that a future web might include as standard - a kind of self-referential, reciprocally-linking semantic model that our little toy only skirts around (with all the glamour of an almighty hack). We hope you enjoy it!</p>
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<p>And the first site (other than me) to start using <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker">metalinker</a> is <a href="http://gosnell.10.home.att.net/">Bottle Rocket Science</a>. Are you trying it out? If so, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a>!</p>
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<p>Today is big giant moving day. And so updates will necessarily be sporadic at best...</p>
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<p>There's another <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker/">metalinker</a> user over at <a href="http://www.lifeofsmallbeer.co.uk/">lifeofsmallbeer.co.uk</a>. And it's been linked over at <a href="http://www.nickdenton.org/archives/2002_05_01_archive.htm#85118948">Nick Denton's site</a> who e-mailed me and suggested that perhaps <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> could integrate it into their next release, which is an interesting idea...</p>
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<p>Moving house is exhausting beyond measure. Won't someone remind me never to do it again. Last night after work I decamped back around to my old place to help clean with my flatmates. Eight o'clock came and went. As did nine. Then ten and eleven. And finally midnight rolled around. I eventually left the building at 1am and fell into bed sweaty and exhausted. This evening I have to go back <i>again</i> to take final meter readings and hand the keys over. And my new flat looks like someone at a crap factory overloaded the crap storage device and crap went everywhere. I've still not even connected my computer to the net. Mind-destroying. Never again.</p>
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<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2009000/2009318.stm">Water found on Mars</a><br />
So now it's more than possible that there was once or is still some kind of limited life on the planet, it's more than possible that human beings will visit the planet. It's more than possible that some kind of semi-permanent presence could be made on the planet too. It's all overwhelmingly exciting.</p>
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<p>Other people talking about <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker/">metalinker</a>: <a href="http://udn.netfirms.com/archive/2002_05_01_index.html#77057130">one</a>, <a href="http://juul-punt.com/index.php?itemid=3125">two</a>, <a href="http://www.10500bc.org/archive/002775.php#002775">three</a>, <a href="http://submitresponse.blogspot.com/">four</a>, <a href="http://www.stevehall.ukgateway.net/weblog/blogger.html">five</a>, <a href="http://webvoice.blogspot.com/2002_05_01_webvoice_archive.html#77000615">six</a>. It's weirdly popular in Germany too.</p>
<p>One of the best comments (and most useful potential features) comes from <a href="http://webvoice.blogspot.com/">Webvoice</a>: "This script automates the "other linkers" links I manually add from time to time. However, Blogdex should be an API to make this application more compelling. The metalink wouldn't appear if you're the only one to have posted any given link (I hate links to emptiness,) and the number of other referrals to that link (e.g. [3]) would be more useful than just a link to the list of other links (ain't it getting too meta to make sense?)"</p>
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<p>Most wonderful piece of positive management arse I've heard in a long time: "Stop saying 'but', and start saying 'and'". <b>And</b> that's a really dumb idea, surely? And moreover you may think it has some positive aspects <b>and</b> how on earth are you supposed to express when something's a bad idea?</p>
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<p>I can't be the only person who has been watching <a href="http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/C/countryhouse/index.html">The Edwardian Country House</a> religiously. And I can't be the only person for whom a great proportion of the attraction of the show has been <a href="http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/C/countryhouse/thepeople/ken.html">Ken Skelton</a>, the Hallboy.</p>
<p>Tonight's episode was extraordinary and fascinating - collisions between staff and family - collisions between barely 20th and barely 21st Century life - collisions between the head of the household and the wonderful character of the astonishingly proficient, hard-working and idiosyncratic French cook. If this is a series that comes to the US, all Americans among our party should definitely invest the time...</p>
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<p>And then the funniest thing happened. <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backissues/2002/05/28#When:12:00:39PM">Dave Winer</a> linked to <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker/">Metalinker</a>.</p>
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<p>How cool is this - the second footman from 'The Edwardian Country House' only has his <a href="http://robdaly.co.uk/">own website</a>. I mean <i>good god</i>. All the behind the scenes gossip and stuff. But no pictures, unfortunately, of the lovely hall-boy. I should stop really. I'll get a reputation. <b>Update:</b> And he's not the only one! <a href="http://www.kennyskelton.isgreat.net/">Kenny Skelton has one too</a>! [Thanks to Alan Taylor for that one.]</p>
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<p>And now <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker/">Metalinker</a> has reached <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a>. Nice.</p>
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<p>Was I the only person in the world who saw Billy Bragg on <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/">Top of the Pops</a> last night using long words and singing about <a href="http://www.billybragg.co.uk/news/take_down.html">modern art and anti-monarchism</a>? The lyrics were full of phrases like 'abstract notions' and the song ended with 'Gilbert and George are taking the piss....' repeated about a dozen times. One of the most surreal TOTP moments of all time I think...</p>
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<p>Gestures of defiance let down by an inability to carry-through number three hundred and twenty in an ongoing series: <a href="http://www.momorgan.com/">MoMorgan.com</a> is back.</p>
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<p><b>In which Tom goes to see The Breeders</b>:<br />
I don't go to concerts very often. When I was a teenager I was too lame, when I was in my early twenties I wanted to do it all the time but I only liked crappy indie groups (still do mostly) and so while everyone else was going to raves and stuff I went to occasional concerts by Stereolab and Julian Cope. And then I started teaching undergraduates, so I kind of stopped going. Too old. Felt ridiculous.</P>
<p>I went to see The Breeders tonight with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and had a great time. I last saw them in concert in Bristol about eight years ago and since they haven't really released a lot since then, most of the people in the audience had got all old and saggy with me. Which was quite nice actually. All their songs are two minutes long and don't really make much sense, but they have really nice solid bouncy drums and nice stop-start chunky guitar bits and they smoke cigarettes while playing and giggle at each other and bicker and it's great! And they also played the theme tune to Buffy, which was really odd and then they dedicated a song in which one of the men shouted 'We don't care about you' and then yelled <b>Fuck you!</b>. I love the Breeders.</p>
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<p>I wasn't the only person I know at the Breeders concert last night. <a href="http://www.feeshes.freeserve.co.uk/chris/pics/breeders_gig/">Chris</a> was there too. Let's search the web for some reviews and let's search blogdom for more weblogging Breeders fans:</p>
<p><b>Reviews:</b> <a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0222/grose.php">Village Voice</a>: "The Breeders finally released a new album, Title TK, on May 21. The CD's mere existence is an accomplishment." <A href="http://www.freetimes.com/issues/1036/music-disclead.php">Cleveland Free Times</a>: "Title TK sounds like a record that could have benefited from an extra year�s wait, and from the fresh insight and creative input that the new band members might have brought with them." <a href="http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/2002-05-23/recordings.html/1/index.html">Phoeniz New Tims</a>: "When focused, the Breeders can still pump out a hook that actually sticks � "Has anyone seen the iguana?" the Deals repeatedly intone on "Sinister Foxx." But the rest of TK sounds absolutely shell-shocked." </p>
<p><b>Bloggers</b>: <a href="http://www.slatch.com/?archives/week_2002_05_26.php#001648">Slatch.com</a>: "<i>Friend:</i> So I turn around at the bar and guess who's standing next to me?
<i>Me:</i> Who? <i>Friend:</i> Kim Deal."</p>
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<p>Now look - I don't know a hell of a lot about football. And frankly I don't care that much about football either. So this whole 'World Cup' thing is flying rather over my head. But when I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to find this Sweden vs. England thing happening, I thought it couldn't do any harm to leave it on in the background. And now 67 minutes into the game I can't help but notice that Sweden are whipping England's ass. What the hell is <i>that</i> about?</P>
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<p>Anyone vaguely interested in superhero trash will be delighted to know that <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=12224">X-men 2</a> sounds like it's going to be one hell of a ride. And speaking of over-whelming movie experiences, I've just seen the Spider-Man trailer on TV for the first time.</p>
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<p><b>Link dump:</b> <A href="http://cosmo7.com/advertising.html">Evil advertising whores</a>.</p>
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<p>Yet each man kills the thing he loves,<br />
By each let this be heard,<br />
Some do it with a bitter look,<br />
Some with a flattering word,<br />
The coward does it with a kiss,<br />
The brave man with a sword!</p>
<p>Some kill their love when they are young,<br />
And some when they are old;<br />
Some strangle with the hands of Lust,<br />
Some with the hands of Gold:<br />
The kindest use a knife, because<br />
The dead so soon grow cold.</p>
<p>Some love too little, some too long,<br />
Some sell, and others buy;<br />
Some do the deed with many tears,<br />
And some without a sigh:<br />
For each man kills the thing he loves,<br />
Yet each man does not die.</P>
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<p>Ricky Martin's going disco-crazy, Brian May's gone guitar-axe-psycho, there are bemused royals all over the place and an S Club member who ate all the pies. There's humour from Lenny Henry, an audience of 200 million people and later in the evening - Rod Stewart (*gasp*), Queen (*not that one*), Tony Bennett (*he's still alive?!*), resident evil Annie Lennox and thirteen thousand teen sensations. It's a right rockin' royal TV jubilee sensation and no mistake. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/jubilee/">Gawd bless ya Ma'am</a> and your incredibly privileged family too...</P>
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<p>I couldn't stop myself. God knows I tried. I spent ages tarting this up more, but in the end I cut all the fluff out of it and kept it to the basics - an image of a modern queen, remembering the bizarre horrors of a history of imperialism and really hard to get into frocks, with a little sex pistols shoved in for good measure. Country remember - fifty years of a sovereign, even a nominal one, isn't necessarily an entirely good thing.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/queenie.gif" width="400" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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<p>What a bloody bizarre evening's television: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_2022000/2022995.stm">The BBC</a> | <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2002/06/03/jubilee.htm">USA Today</a> | <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/06/03/uk.jubilee/index.html">CNN</a>. I only wish I had pictures...</P>
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<p>Cuter than Queens, more fluffy than jubilees, more endearing than a football match against Sweden - it'll take the torch from <a href="http://www.hotornot.com">hotornot.com</a> and run with it: <A href="http://ratemykitten.com/">Rate My Kitten</a>!</P>
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<p>I'm thuper thanks for asthking, all things conthidered I couldn't be better I must thay. I'm a <a href="http://southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/sp-studio.html">thouth park character</a> as well. I made a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_park.gif">little model of mythelf</a> too. I look tho thweet.</P>
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<p>I've no idea whether this is true or not - I guess people in the UK will see this evening:</p>
<p><b>Day 13, 12:50</b></p>
<p>If the housemates ever get a task based on their knowledge of geography, they would be advised to steer Jade well clear of answers.</p>
<p>As Jade woke Spencer this morning, her remarkable lack of geographic nous came to the fore. She may have already consumed a few small alcoholic beverages to toast her 21st birthday, but the following transcript is somewhat tough to comprehend. Starting by asking Spencer what he does for a living, this is bound to go down as a Jade chat that will live with her forever:</p>
<p>Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"<br />
Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"<br />
Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."<br />
Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"<br />
Spencer: "No!"<br />
Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"<br />
Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."<br />
Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."<br />
Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."<br />
Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."<br />
Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"<br />
Jade: "No..."<br />
Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."<br />
Jade: "But we've got a city in London."<br />
Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."<br />
Jade: "Of where? Kent?"<br />
Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"<br />
Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."<br />
Jade: "So not Kent then?"<br />
Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."<br />
Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"<br />
Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"<br />
Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?" <br />
<<...>> <<...>> <br />
Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."<br />
Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"<br />
Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."<br />
Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"<br />
Spencer: "Germany..." </p>
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<p><b>Some people I know:</b></P>
<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/webb_park.gif">Mr Webb</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">website</a>. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/phil_park.gif">Phil</a> also has a <a href="http://www.gyford.com">site</a>. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/mo_park.gif">Mo</a> - unsurprisingly - has a <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">site</a> too. Oh gosh,
<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/jones_park.gif">Jones</a> has a <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">site</a>. That was a surprise. I think <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/cronin_park.gif">James</a> has a site as well, but I don't know the URL. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/anno_park.gif">Anno</a> doesn't. But she does have a sword (not pictured). <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/yoz_park.gif">Yoz</a> has worked on a thousand different things. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/rob_park.gif">Rob</a> was one of the geniuses behind <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a>. <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/denise_park.gif">Denise</a> is another. And I work with <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/andrea_park.gif">Andrea</a>. She's nice.</p>
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<p><b>E-mail survey</b>:</p>
<p>I'm presenting a paper on weblogs in a couple of weeks at a conference and I need you guys to do me a favour. I need people to send me a few basic details about their weblogging experience or their experience of weblogs - really basic stuff - it shouldn't take long. If you're interested then e-mail me on <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org?subject=WeblogCommunity">tom%40plasticbag.org</a> and you should get an automatic reply including the questions I'd like you to answer...</p>
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<p>So I went to see <a href="http://www.marvel.com/comics/bios/bio_spiderman.htm">Spider-Man</a> this evening with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Jones</a>. <i>Thoughts:</i> The upside-down kiss is incredibly sexy, I've got to get me a Tobey Maguire, it's great that they've managed to be so faithful to the original plot, somehow it's a bit flat, and Cal speaks too much during emotional bits in films...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> get legitimately grumpy with a weblog for <a href="http://vaporware.blogspot.com/2002_06_01_vaporware_archive.html#77394030">circumventing terms of service</a>.</p>
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<p>Finally a solution to the ever present problem of <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_602581.html?menu=news.latestheadlines">Earwax</a>. Or at least someone has found the gene responsible for it. Which is great because I've been on-and-off deaf for the last several weeks, to the extent that I'm waiting desperately for a soho-based ear syringing clinic that was post-poned because of Betty Britain's golden handshake [kind of via <a href="http://vaporware.blogspot.com/2002_06_01_vaporware_archive.html#77394030">Boing Boing</a>]. Damn you seeping ear goo. When will you learn!? <b>With great power comes great responsibility!</b></p>
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<p>I don't even know where to start on today - I've not felt so mentally depleted and exhilarated at the same time for ages. I've spent the day with <a href="http://www.ntk.net">NTK</a> and <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> at <a href="http://www.xcom2002.com/">Extreme Computing 2002</a> and the spin-off <a href="http://www.haddock.org/takeitoutside/xcom2002/">Take it Outside</a>. I've been on three separate panels and talked so much that the pubs and bars around were full of <A href="http://phrases.shu.ac.uk/bulletin_board/4/messages/937.html" title="I wish I could rely on the level of my wit to stop this link being necessary...">beasts of burden missing rear limbs</a>.</p>
<p>Where to start? Perhaps with an explanation - why haven't I mentioned these conferences, why haven't I mentioned these panels on <b>plasticbag.org</b> over the last couple of weeks? I suppose there are a couple of reasons - firstly I was scared, I didn't want to make too much of a big deal about them because I was nervous about being <i>able</i> to do them - it's been a few years since I talked in front of people. Secondly I guess I didn't feel that there might be any reason for people to come and listen to what I had to say - why advertise what might be unbelievably boring? Why draw attention to something that might end badly? It may sound over-cautious, but there are a lot of things that could have gone wrong. Why not take things a little slowly.....?</p>
<p>Brief piece of scene-setting first: I met up with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com" title="The Evil Mr Jones">Jones</a> at the Starbucks opposite the <a href="http://www.bl.uk">British Library</a>, and then moved over to the Camden Centre to meet up with Denise from <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">http://www.b3ta.com</a>. Rob from B3ta also turned up after a while, as did James from <a href="http://www.unfortu.net">unfortu.net</a>.</p>
<p>First impressions are complex and confusing - there's a room full of geeks and weirdos and I feel totally at home. There's a block of hot people and whole racks and tables of strange and exotic people - running stalls with products from the obscure to the mediocre. Spectrums are everywhere. The C64 militia are in evidence. Steve LeStrange (I think) performs on stage. Very odd. After a stiff drink I retired to the pub for the first <i>Take it Outside</i> panel of the day...</p>
<p><b>Online Communities: The real world, only worse?</b>
with Stefan Magdalinski (moderating), <a href="http://www.haddock.org/www.smartgroups.com/">Cait Hurley</a>, <a href="http://www.b3ta.co.uk/">Denise Wilton</a> and me.
First panel of the day gets off to a slightly choppy start, but for me was the most rewarding of the day. The debates centre around the relationship between virtual and real life communities. The stuff I think I found most fascinating were the debates about where online and offline communities differ, where they are similar and where they <i>could</i> be different. </p>
<p>Various parties contended that the two were more similar than normally given credit. Others (myself included) argued that differences emerged in stuff like stable identities, verbal and visual conversational cues, the inability to blot people out, the edges of workable communal space, the lack of differences in 'volume' of people speaking as well as in the way in which the relationship between people was solidified through relationships enshrined in software. One of the things I was very keen to emphasize was the possibility of building new political systems via the medium of community software - so in a sense I was very keen to decalre that online communities still had to potential to be radically different from the real world, and might even be better in some ways.</p>
<p>One of the other angles that was interested was that of moderation and how it's undertaken. Obviously <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> was my point of reference here - with it's new sense of distributed moderation being a very early stage towards my long-term objective of moderator-less, hierarchy-less governance in virtual space. But interestingly, although most of us could report experiences with trolling that meant that we felt some kind of comprehensive moderation process was necessary (whether it be top-down monarchist, feudal-moderation-lords, or distributed anarchist-style), <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a> reported a vast amount of traffic (I don't know if I can report the number) along with a remarkable lack of trolling. <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Jones</a> postulated that this was to do with strength of brand, while I retreated towards my more traditional model of interpretation - that there was something intrinsic to the model of the board and the board software that combines effectively with the subject of the board in order to make an environment that is not conducive to trolling...</p>
<p><b>In Defence of Weblogs - grassroots content management systems of the future, or just a load of self-obsessed secret diaries of Adrian Mole?</b>
with <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com/">Neil McIntosh</a>, <A href="http://www.benhammersley.com/">Ben Hammersley</a> and me.
The largest panel of the day for me took me to the main stage of XCOM itself - but seems to have not been a total success, mainly because of problems with the acoustics in the room. From on stage there didn't appear to be much if anything wrong with the sound, but guaging from <a href="http://boingboing.net/2002_06_01_archive.html#85155233">Cory's piece</a> on his experience of the panel it seems that we were the only ones who could hear it. In fact often I appear to have been arguing totally the opposite to what Cory managed to hear - so I think I'll probably clarify some of the basic positions that I wanted tried to present rather than talk through the whole experience...</p>
<p>The main questions presented were concerned with the relationship between weblogging and journalism, weblog content aggregation and its potential to be a competitor or complement to news sites, the function of weblogging above and beyond it's ability to reflect boring peoples' boring existences rendered interminably online.</p>
<p>Consolidating some of Cory's transcript of the piece (concentrating on the stuff that I'm purported to have said) leaves us with this:</p>
<p><b>Dave</b>: Aren't blogs desined to cut down repetition? <b>Tom:</b> Some people blog for fun, for self-promotion to pursue a special interest or to stay in touch with a bunch of friends. <b>Dave:</b> Aren't blogs desined to cut down repetition? <b>Tom:</b> No, my tool is designed to connect with with other bloggers with similar interests. You can get 200, 500 opinions on a given subject. <b>Tom:</b> {Cory couldn't make out a word here} There's a need for an editor -- whether it's Slashdot like automation or a human being. My fave: kottke.org.</p>
<p>Actually a large block of this needs further clarification. My positions are as follows:</p>
<p>Dave's first piece of devil's advocacy was concerned with the angle that there are too many weblogs producing too much banal and boring content. There's no way to deny (of course) that there's a certain amount of truth to the allegation that there are a lot of boring weblogs out there - my position is that it's like the web itself - there are many hundreds of thousands of sites out there boring to almost everyone or indeed <i>absolutely</i> everyone. But there isn't a shortage of space on the internet - it doesn't matter! You don't have to read them all.</p>
<p>The tool he refers to is <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/metalinker">metalinker</a> - a <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I co-product. When <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> was first launched, I was very resistant to it - I argued then (with some justification) that Blogdex wasn't about loving weblogs, but was instead about allowing people to get links stripped from all the weblogs without actually having to go through the horrible process of reading those weblogs. Increasingly I've begun to think that while that is true, there is an alternative use to Blogdex - a use which encourages linkages between posts made by different webloggers, which allows a debate to spiral over many sites and be trackable.</p>
<p>One of the other things that Dave suggested as a possibility was that the lowering of the bar when it came to DTP didn't result in thousands of different magazines, but instead a colonisation of the space through cost-cutting at major magazine publishers. The suggestion that weblog 'space' could be taken over by corporations seems to me to be totally flawed - at the most basic level because the cost of distributing magazines remained after the development of DTP - something that wouldn't affect weblogging.</p>
<p>This brought us around again to the idea of journalists and webloggers competing with one another. Which at the moment is patently ridiculous. However interestingly there <i>does</i> appear to be a parallel at work between the two - vox pops and columns are staples of journalistic work that have significant parallels with weblog culture. I mooted a situation whereby with a combination of the way in which things like blogdex and <a href="http://news.google.com">Google News</a> grouped and gathered news and linkages with the a centralised weblog content aggregation process and some kind of feedback mechanism, you might be able to assemble a site that produced interesting online news commentary in almost real time in a way that might challenge conventional models of news media. Someone from the audience at this point suggested that an editor might be crucial for this process. But it's simply not true. I even used my phrase of the moment in my reply. Algorithms will be editors. Or perhaps editors will be algorithms. Or maybe feedback will be the model that generates fake editors. And maybe it will be personalised...</p>
<p><b>Towards a Common-Place Web: online writing and social memory</b>
[As part of <a href="http://www.haddock.org/takeitoutside/xcom2002/">TakeItOutside</a>]
with <a href="">Nick Sweeney</a> moderating, <a href="http://www.gilest.org/">Giles Turnbull</a>, <a href="http://indigo.ie/~karlin/kjbio.htm">Karlin Lillington</a> and a visit from <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/">Cory Doctorow</a>.
The final talk for me again concentrated on journalism and weblogging - and I don't know how useful it was. I'm exhausted this evening - so I think I'll leave writing about it until tomorrow...</p>
<p><b>What else?</b>
Weirdly it's some of the less loud and vibrant parts of the day that stick in my head. It's sitting on the steps opposite the conference place at the end of the day feeling slightly thin, grey and worn out. It's the conversation with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a> and <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil</a> in the hall while it rained outside. It's the huge bucket of <a href="http://www.kfc.com">KFC</a> and the frustration of trying to prove something that maybe didn't need to be proven and failing nonetheless. It's going ideas-wild about tube maps on the way home. It's watching the last ten minutes of the Buffy musical with Cal and pizza at the end of the evening. It's thinking about the next conference, in just over a week, at which I have to present a paper only 2/3rds written and still in the ugliest powerpoint format of all time...</p>
<p>Related links: <A href="http://www.onlineblog.com/archives/2002_06_09_onlineblog_archive.html#85155106">Onlineblog</a>, <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com/archives/00000783.html">Ben Hammersley</a>, <A href="http://slashdot.org/articles/02/05/30/1241251.shtml?tid=99">XCOM gets slashdotted</a>, <a href="http://www.sashinka.blogspot.com/2002_06_01_sashinka_archive.html#77545792">Sashinka</a> | If you want to e-mail me about anything discussed over the day (or want to pay me to help develop a weblog aggregation news resource) then e-mail me on <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-plasticbag.org">tom [at] plasticbag.org</a> | <b>DO YOU HAVE A PERTINENT LINK OR COMMENTARY ON SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, IF SO LET ME KNOW</b>.</p>
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Well, I only saw the main hall event and I could just about hear what you were saying. It wasn't so much the hall acoustics, as the fact that there was so much other noise from the stalls that drowned you out.
Anyway, something that caught my eye in a newsfeed today is the fact that UC Berkeley are going to start holding classes on blogging (http://www.wired.com/news/school/0,1383,52992,00.html). The people doing this are journalists, or journalism lecturers, which might put a whole new slant on your earlier comments about the cross between the two. But they are certainly valid in the blogging world up to now.
I still feel myself that a blog is above all a personal view on life, and I don't think it needs to be particularly brilliant journalism. Sure, if you wish to report news, or add opinion to current affairs, feel free to do so, but trying to pass off a blog as a serious journalistic organ limits you on what you can put in your blog, as you're less likely to feel you can get away with the ocassional short post sayin "ooh, lookee here at this interesting link" or whatever.
I liked your (was it yours or Neils? I can't remember) point about the whole "online community" nature of blogs. I only read a certain few blogs about people or things that interest me, with the ocassional foray into other peoples' as and when I come across them. I started off just reading my various uni friends' blogs and branched off from there. Some blogs have a very limited readership, partly because of the subjects covered, or partly because they aren't really well-known.
An interesting tangent that I don't feel was explored particularly much is how to advertise yourself to the blog community. I don't think there are any particularly easy ways to spread the word, as I doubt many bloggers coudl afford to pay for advertising, so people need to find other ways of making themselves known. Getting Slashdotted for a particular opinion is one way of going about it, I suppose, but other than that it veguely relies on memme and link propagation, which can make finding good bloggers hard, or can make people starting to blog loose faith as they feel they are hardly getting any readership whatsoever, and so don't feel the need ot put the effort in.
Another issue is how to advertise yourself to the world at large, and whether you want to. I'm going to make a confession now: I hadn't heard of you, Neil, or Ben prior to this show. Obviously, you're popular enoguh to have won a prize for your blog, and the other two are popular enough to have been invited up by Dave. I'm not going to ask what makes a good blogger again, as Dave already grilled you with that question, but how does your average Joe Internet Punter manage to find himself reading a good-quality blog?
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Sorry. Algorithms can't write cracking headlines.
Enjoyed your views in the pub.
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Tom I commented in the comments section of Online blog in a discussion with Neil and also on our site. Thanks for responding there and good luck with the new tool.
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offtopic?: While algorithms might not compete with the best of The Sun's headline composers, there's an impressive piece of software generating (writing?) often insightful summaries of news pieces, as 5-7-5 haikus: http://www.headlinehaikus.com/
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<p><b>Question:</b> It contains some of the best daily linkage in Blogdom and has been going for years and yet <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/">linkmachinego</a> still suffers from a dearth of people commenting on the links that are posted. Why? I don't get it. It's such a cool site.</P>
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<p>Two days of solid traffic and nothing to say for myself. My lovely audience are getting a pretty raw deal, if you ask me. I should be punished for my inaction. But I haven't been strictly inactive. I've spent one day working from midday until four in the morning - ably supported my an early morning walk around Maida Vale with <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mr Curmudgeon Morgan</a>. I've experienced a solid day of dreaming and designing with the cream of the BBC. And I've had my bloody ears oozed out by an unhelpful male uber-nurse. I have hearing back. The world's a better place because now I can hear myself singing when I'm waiting for the bus.</P>
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<p>XCOM was mentioned on <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,52814,00.html">Wired</a> today. Oh hang on - noone gives a stuff about XCOM any more. That was <i>days</i> ago. What they care about is that <b>I</b> was mentioned in the same article. Because I'm way more important. European Weblogger of the Year, doncha know. Twice. Was best poof of course. But these things pass...</P>
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<p>More mentions of <a href="http://www.xcom2002.com/">XCOM</a> and <b>plasticbag.org</b>: <a href="http://bobzilla.ohskylab.com/weblog/00000127.htm">bobzilla</a>, <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/25658.html">theregister.co.uk</a>.</P>
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<p>Crucial XCOM-spin-off related topical news item from <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk/">Stand.org.uk</a>:</p>
<p><b>Post Office To Steam Open Your History File</b> [from <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk">stand.org.uk</a>]</p>
<p>One of the more extreme powers the <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk/commentary.php3">Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act</a> (RIPA) handed out two years ago let government agencies obtain "traffic data" without a judicial warrant.</p>
<p>Traffic data is best described as the writing on the envelope of a message, instead of its contents. It can be the list of phone numbers you have called in the last six months. Or a full list of Websites you have visited. Or the times you log on, and from where. Or who you e-mail, or what programs you've downloaded, or what newsgroups you read. Or the position of your cellphone last Tuesday at five.</p>
<p>Because the risk of abuse of this power (there's no judicial oversight - all that's needed is the permission of a suitably high-powered boss), those who could wield it were strictly limited. Only the police, Customs and Excise and the secret services were allowed access to traffic data in the original act.</p>
<p>Not any more.</p>
<p>On Friday, the Home Office petitioned parliament to add a vast array of organisations to that list. If their passes, everyone from the DTI, any local authority, the Food Standards Agency, the Home Office themselves (of course), and staggeringly enough, <a href="http://www.consignia.com/"><i>Consignia</i></a>. The final entry in the list says that "A Universal Service Provider within the meaning of the Postal Services Act 2000" has the same power as the secret services to read your traffic data. There's only one USP in Britain right now, and that's the provider previously known as the Royal Mail.</p>
<p>If the idea that the fricking <i>Post Office</i> has access to your web logs (access which would cost a competitive company millions, and would probably get them investigated by the Data Protection people), let alone every minor apparatchik on the block, you might want to kick up a fuss about this. It's due to appear before MPs on June 18th, and the Lords a little after.</p>
<p><b>How do I find out more?</b></p>
<p>Read the <a href="http://www.legislation.hmso.gov.uk/si/si2002/draft/20022322.htm">Order before Parliament</a>. It's very short (although the list of allowed organisations is very long - two minutes should do it).</p>
<p>Flick through our <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk/ripnotes/#traffic">quick notes on the original RIPA law</a>. (The notes are based on an earlier draft, so the section numbers are a bit off. But you get the idea.)</p>
<p><b>What can I do?</b></p>
<p><a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com/">Fax your MP</a> now. The Order is to be debated next Tuesday, and these things are usually rubber-stamped. Tell your MP which groups you don't want to be spied on by (list them all), and tell him why. Explain what traffic data means (your MP might not now how wide-ranging it is). Explain it in terms he or she can understand - if they're a Conservative, explain how it's government prying into people's lives. If they're Labour, talk about civil rights. If they're Liberal, say what you like - the LibDems are usually down with this sort of nonsense. Ask for a reply.</p>
<p>It'll take twenty minutes of your time. It'll make a difference. Members of Parliament hate having this sort of wide-ranging power sneaked past them as much as you do. If you're feeling a bit lazy today, you could forward this message to one of your more overactive friends. And then write your letter tomorrow.</p>
<p><b>Experts</b></p>
<p>If you're a journalist, or want to write a detailed piece for others, you can contact <a href="mailto:ian@fipr.org">Ian Brown</a> (+44 7970 164526) at <a href="http://www.fipr.org/">The Foundation for Information Policy Research</a> (FIPR). As ever, they were the ones to spot this piece of nastiness first. And if you're feeling flush, for �25 you can join the <a href="http://www.fipr.org/friends.html">Friends of FIPR</a> which will get you advance alerts and a warm feeling about these issues.</P>
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<p>If you want to support the <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk">stand.org.uk</a> campaign against the infringement of your rights below and would like to have the text of it on your site, but are perhaps too lazy to actually reformat it all, then you should be delighted - you can simplify the whole process by downloading <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/downloads/stand.txt">this text file</a> and cutting and pasting the whole thing into <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> or <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> - available in both 'for lines break enabled' and 'completely formatted for you' varieties.</P>
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<p><b>Toy of the day</b>: A terrifying glimpse into how you can construct my <a href="http://www.blissmag.co.uk/boylab_read.php?id=1429">terrible visage</a> out of the faces of otherwise attractive and good-looking young men.</P>
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<p>Currently fascinating threads on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith</a>:</P>
<p>• <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=7313">A solar system resembles ours</a><br />
• <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=7278">Subordinating science to ideology</a><br />
• <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=7296">Documentary on US war crimes</a><br />
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<p>You see one of the wonderful things about <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> is that it has a good block of intelligent people constructing small systems within itself that stop hierarchies getting encrusted with process and allow everyone to come up with nice clean ideas - <a href="http://www.fastcompany.com/online/60/google.html">and to discuss it amongst themselves</a>. I'm thinking of talking to someone at the BBC about something like this - as a process it's lovely - as a technical experiment it's fairly simple and easy - and if restricted to suitably small groups of people, it could have a tremendously energising effect on any company or group of people.</P>
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<p>I hate the fact that I get so obsessively picky about stuff that I'm presenting to people that I can still be chopping it around twenty-four hours before I'm suppose to present it. I hate that this might mean that I don't get to spend the evening with <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a>. I hate that I am having to figure out Powerpoint and Visio like someone from <i>marketing</i>. What a day...</P>
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<p>Ok so the day of the <a href="http://www.infonortics.com/vc/index.html">conference</a> finally arrives and it is in many ways as close to a laxative as you can get without going to a pharmacy. The paper is essentially finished - so now my only concerns are how the hell to actually get it to the venue. There are times when using a Mac causes problems. I don't have a laptop, so it will be burn it to a CD and stick it online and hope for the best...</P>
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<p>Best and most fun news of the day is that friend and colleague James Cronin, one of the people responsible for <a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com">faxyourmp.com</a> was on television last night, being eighteen different types of government-ass-kicking-cool. You can watch him rule the world if you've got <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/video/38084000/rm/_38084144_privacy22_marr_vi.ram">realplayer</a>.</P>
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<p>The first version of the presentation I gave yesterday is now online. Titled <b>"Building new communities - Learning from Weblogs"</b>, it's about "How weblogs straddle personal and social spaces and the potential implications for developing new communities". You can download the PowerPoint file here: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/presentations/Learning_from_Weblogs_final.ppt">Learning_from_Weblogs_final.ppt</a>.</P>
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<p>It's quite difficult for me to know whether or not I'm allowed to link to <a href="http://www.npr.org/about/linking_form.html">this page</a>. I guess I should probably ask permission first. But I've sent them the <i>actual</i> text that I'd like to write about them. So hopefully they'll get back to me soon and I can put up all my opinions then....</P>
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<p>Update on the <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk">stand.org.uk</a> campaign to stop firemen rifling through your phone logs... <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_2051000/2051117.stm">they've only gone and given in already</a>!</P>
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<p><b>Stage one:</b> The astonishingly cool <a href="http://dev.swp-emap.com/tube_ukbloggers/">UKBloggers Tube Map</a> (which I maintain is unfinished). <b>Stage two:</b> <a href="http://dev.swp-emap.com/ikea_game/">The Ikea Game</a> (which I maintain is unfeasibly cool). <b>Stage three:</b> Profit? We all love <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>. Particularly me. I think I love him most of all.</P>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> for pointing me in the direction of this one. Surely <i>someone</i> had to have been aware that there was something vaguely entertaining about calling an association of Plastic Surgeons "<a href="http://www.baps.co.uk">baps.co.uk</a>"?</P>
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<p>Mobile phones embedded in teeth, with tiny speakers transmitting the noise up the jaw-bone into the ear? It's not a particularly new idea, but it's quite an attractive one - and there's <A href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2055000/2055654.stm">a model of what one might look like</a> at the Science Museum in London at the moment.</P>
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<p>My startling relevation of the day is that if you cut two cherries in half and place them with some ice at the bottom of a glass and pour Coke over the top, then you get a drink that's remarkably like Cherry Coke - except a bit nicer. This has surprised me because I always assumed that Cherry Coke had almost nothing to do with either cherries or Coke.</p>
<p>Perhaps terrifyingly, there is a hell of a lot of information about Cherry Coke on today's interhighweb of which I will only reference the highlights or the weirdshit. It turns out that Coca-Cola owns half of the world's soft drink market and spends $1.6 billion on advertising - which makes it the world's number six advertiser [<a href="http://www.mind-advertising.com/us/coke_us.htm">link</a>]. In 1913 another company was making a mint cola drink but noticed later on that people were becoming interested in the idea of cherry soda fountain beverages [<a href="http://www.theimage.com/cwine1/hist.html">link</a>]. Although <a href="http://www.cherrycokeworld.com">CherryCokeWorld</a> has been taken down (at the request of the Coca-Cola company), you can actually still get into it by skipping directly to one of it's <a href="http://cherrycokeworld.com/faces.asp">internal pages</a>. Which are - I must confess - weird and alarming. There are other <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sesamstraat/coker.html">weird</a> <a href="http://freespace.virgin.net/daniel.jesudasen/cola/cola_lnk.htm">cola sites</a> too. <b>Final fact:</b> while <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a> loves Cola-Cola, Cherry Coke makes him want to barf.</p>
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<p>I must have watched the <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a> musical episode a hundred times. It's funny, it's well paced. There's a lot there to enjoy. I even downloaded the songs and stuck them on my iPod. Which was nice. Now I can wander down the streets singing to myself - completely ignoring the ridicule of my peers and passers-by.</p>
<p>But increasingly I've become fascinated by two very specific songs on it. The first main song about Going through the Motions and one at the end - Walk Through The Fire.</p>
<p>I couldn't be more cheesy if I tried - and often I try to be cheesy because it's kind of amusing - but it's horrific how much I find myself identifying with the hackneyed sentiments and overblown clichés within each of these two songs. It's like after a year of continual panic about money, ongoing tensions have been draining from my body. My life is getting better. But as it does so, I'm looking around at what's left around me, and frankly I'm not overly impressed. So much of what I like about myself - the fire, the passion - has been beaten down by the last couple of years, and it's difficult to see how much impact that stuff has until you're given enough space to take stock and look around.</p>
<p>How can I be exhausted at four? How can I be at home wide-awake at two in the morning, bored out of my mind? Where did the energy go? Why do I feel so disconnected from the ambitions and lives of the people around me who should be my peers... Where's the thing I get to sing about? How do I get it back?</p>
<p> I touch the fire<br />
And it freezes me<br />
I look into it<br />
And it's black<br />
Why can't I feel?<br />
My skin should crack and peel.<br />
I want the fire back.</p>
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<p>The temptation to find my mojo in consumer products is almost overwhelming, but I maintain that I will not have my whelm bastions occupied by soliders of <a href="http://www.canon.co.jp/Imaging/IXUSv2/index-e.html">Digital Ixusdom</a>. No Sir...</p>
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<p>Finally a good idea from <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> - possibly inspired by the recent <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/2002/06/19#manifestBreakage">Doc Searls / Ben Hammersley meet</a> - <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/warchalking/">warchalking</a>. Bluntly put, a set a simple symbols that you can draw as graffiti wherever you find a wireless network - thus making your fellow bandwidth hobos very very happy.</p>
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<p>So the other day I was talking to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Matt Webb</a> while having some kind of minor panic attack after seeing someone wearing a suit at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a>. That wouldn't normally worry me, except since I was about to sign a contract for the job I've taken with them that I start in two weeks time. An hour after this conversation, Stef would be pouring vodka down my throat. It's complicated. Bear with me.</p>
<p>Anyway - we backtrack now to the conversation with Matt and he's showing me a site where this guy <a href="http://www.slowwave.com/">draws people's dreams</a> and I'm vaguely remembering that I wrote about a dream including characters from <a href="http://www.dawsonscreek.com">Dawson's Creek</a> at some point in the past, and so I did a search for it, and <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_02_18_archive.shtml#2433464">found it today</a> and weirdly it actually even features Matt himself. Which is odd. And I still don't know what it means...</p>
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<p>I really don't know whether I should be linking to this, but part of me feels that hidden things should be brought to the surface after a while when they no longer have the capacity to hurt anyone, rather than remain hidden interminably. So I'm presenting Cal's completely unauthorised <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/secret_tom.php">Subterranean Journal of Tom Coates</a> - every post that I've made in the <i>comments</i> of plasticbag.org for the last couple of years. It's a hell of a lot more savage than plasticbag.org normally is. And probably much more entertaining because of it... <b>Be warned:</b> Your sites are not safe! It's the day the comments tags rose from the dead...</P>
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<p>The web's a weird place. No one's going to deny that, I'm sure. But normally you can count on <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">UpsideClown</a> to provide classy and intelligent (if often incomprehensible) writing. But not today... Oh no... Today it's <a href="http://iam.upsideclown.com/2002_06_24.shtml">Football Slash Shower Fanfic</a> day apparently. I feel dirty and corrupt and used and ... vaguely horny. God how depressing. Eurgh.</p>
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<p>I'm not the first person to have noticed that there's a kind of irony about the cover of <a href="http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/essblogging/">Essential Blogging</a> being covered in cats. But I can't remember who the other person was. Meanwhile thanks to <a href="http://www.emptybottle.org">emptybottle.org</a> for the <a href="http://www.emptybottle.org/glass/week_2002_06_16.html#002945">kind comments</a> about <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/presentations/Learning_from_Weblogs_final.ppt">Learning from Weblogs [2.8Mb]</a>.</p>
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<p>For those of you still wondering why I haven't got <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com">metalinker</a> running on plasticbag.org, it's because of a bug in Mac IE5 that causes the browser to quit if a window is closed that contained a metalinker-enabled site. Since I am primarily a Mac-user and since I've often got plasticbag.org open in a window - this has caused me substantial problems over a reasonable amount of time...</p>
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<p>News: <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/warchalking">Warchalking</a> hits the <a href="http://www.daypop.com/top/">Daypop #1 spot</a>.</p>
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<p><b>Subterranean Song Archive:</B> Song of the day today is <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/wonderboys/thingshavechanged.htm">Things have Changed</a>, by Bob Dylan. The lyrics are inordinately morbid, but there's something about the presentation that appeals to me - it's kind of jaunty. Which is nice.</p>
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<p>So I had a bit of a difficult evening last night, and so when I work up on my sofa at two-thirty in the morning, I pretty much figured that I'd be a bit the worse for wear this morning. But when I heard the call to prayer from my neighbours bedroom through the connecting wall at six-thirty in the morning, I seriously thought I'd go insane. Unable to sleep again, I showered and slumped in front of the TV to pass the time. Except that forty minutes after slumping, I noticed that time had passed two hours and forty minutes. At this point I realised that my watch had stopped during the night and that I was already twenty minutes late for work. When I finally arrived I plugged myself into some music and have barely surfaced all day...</p>
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<p>It's all the web can talk about today, and rightly so: <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=70&e=2&cid=70&u=/cn/20020626/tc_cn/939546">Yahoo News on Warchalking</a>.</P>
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<p>I decided on <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason's</a> advice to install <a href="http://www.kung-foo.tv/itti.html">Kung Tunes</a> - a little app that allows you to upload a file to your server while you are listening to <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/">iTunes</a>, so you can tell the world what you're listening to at that <i>very</i> moment. Except of course I can't get it to work through the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC's</a> firewalls.</p>
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<p>In a motion that was originally inspired by the tact-free <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/hatefigure/">B3ta Hate-figure challenge</a> but has since turned into something else entirely, I've been wandering around looking at period anti-Hitler propaganda. There's one image that particularly stunned me - <a href="http://www.dhm.de/ausstellungen/kalter_krieg/images/images_a/a_124_3.jpg">Russia, the UK and the US united against Hitler</a>. It's a weirdly frightening poster, particularly because of the total resolve on the faces of the unlikely allies.</p>
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<p>I've tried many forms of exercise in my short, sexy life - but my favourite by far is Jon Pertwee Aerobics. Simply download the 'throwing shapes' screensaver from <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho">bbc.co.uk/doctorwho</a>, install as appropriate, and then mimic the movements of the Dancing Doctor- ideally to something like Dolly Parton's '9 to 5'.</p>
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<p>Grant Morrison's new project, <b>The Filth</b> looks like it's kicking into gear much faster than most of his work. The new <a href="http://www.popcultureshock.com/previewer.php?id=1196&p=1">previews</a> over at PopCultureShock reveal that it's a book about the people that 'wipe the arse of the world'.</p>
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<p>So I've got my thirtieth birthday in less than a month and I was planning to go to San Francisco with <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> about now, but I ran out of money at exactly the wrong time, so that didn't happen. But now some people I know are talking about <a href="http://burningman.com/">Burning Man</a> - which frankly I'd love to go to... But the money, oh the money... Everything's so confusing and expensive...</p>
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<p>There's a huge and fascinating article by Derek Powazek over on <a href="http://www.designforcommunity.com">DesignForCommunity.com</a> at the moment that I really want to respond to, but feel that I probably shouldn't until 1) <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I have finished <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a> and 2) I've had more time to digest it thoroughly. In the meantime, why not <a href="http://designforcommunity.com/conversations/messages.pl/showThread?id=81">discuss the article</a>?</p>
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<p>Sometime in the last few weeks, someone did a search on this site for <a href="http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=you%27re+shit+in+bed&sp-a=sp0226e200">you're shit in bed</a>, which I would like to say narrows it down a bit, but can't.</p>
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<p>So I got an e-mail from my ISP today - and boy are they stroppy with me. Apparently on some recent weekends, I've been connected to the internet for twelve hours in a day. Apparently I have to learn how to "use the internet more effectively" or they'll cut me off. I hate them.</p>
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<p>I can't believe my life has come to this - bragging about knowing <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> to my <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=7511">own goddam cult</a>. I feel all mucky and corrupt. Ah - and I see <a href="http://cdr.sine.com/cdr/shell.cfm?action=article&id=397">the backlash has begun</a>. Soon all the world will move at the speed of blog...</p>
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<p>Without the aid of <a href="http://www.kung-foo.tv/itti.html">Kung-Tunes</a> you would not have known that <!--#include virtual="/misc/trackinfo.shtml" --></p>
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<p>Just been to a big gay party. Am drunk. Nice people were there. Was taken by particularly nice person. A couple of people hit on me and everyone else was thinking about it, I reckon. <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0181875">Am golden god</a>. Am also drunk. Lewisham is weird. Huge positive vibes to everyone at said party. Particularly James for taking me to said party. And to Dan and Tony, who I'll probably never meet again.</p>
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<p>This morning's gentle hang-over has been eased by a lie-in and an ice-cold coke. But more serious hangover sufferers this morning should consider the cures at <a href="http://www.hairytongue.com/thecure/cures_list.php3">hairytongue.com</a> - particular favourites include placing ice-packs on your nipples, listen to pounding music and then running to the loo for a number two, giving your grandfather crack and then eating him, and eating a microwaved melange of rice krispies, milk, cheese and chilli powder...</p>
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<p>Over at <a href="http://slate.msn.com">Slate</a> at the moment is a fascinating article about <a href="http://slate.msn.com/?id=2067499">The Pledge of Allegiance</a>: In fact, the founders opposed the institutionalization of religion. They kept the Constitution free of references to God. The document mentions religion only to guarantee that godly belief would never be used as a qualification for holding office�a departure from many existing state constitutions. That the founders made erecting a church-state wall their first priority when they added the Bill of Rights to the Constitution reveals the importance they placed on maintaining what Isaac Kramnick and R. Laurence Moore have called a "godless Constitution."</p>
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<p>After I went to Los Angeles for the first time, Kerry - my West Coast correspondent - sent me a tape of songs to listen to. It was a really odd selection of tunes - but most of them I'm still listening to. One song has spread like wildfire - wherever I play it people want to know wht it is - people at work even hum it now whenever it comes on. The song is 'Mambo Italiano' by Rosemary Clooney, who <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/showbiz/newsid_2075000/2075534.stm">died on Saturday</a> aged 74.</p>
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<p><b>Stage One:</b> Yesterday I rang up BTOpenworld - who are cross with me because I use the internet improperly. My plan? Get broadband ADSL. Then no one shouts at me any more. Plus I get to do big downloady things. Except there's a hell of a lot of people telling me that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2071000/2071640.stm">it's trickier than it looks</a>... More information as I have it...</p>
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<p>Inspired by a recent viewing of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0217869">Unbreakable</a> and a really frustrating e-mail exchange in which intention and meaning passed like ships in the night comes a complaining rant from the pen of your author: "I thought this bright new future was supposed to be one where we were <i>all</i> super-heroes. I don't <i>want</i> to be a side-kick. I've <i>never</i> wanted to be a side-kick - I've spent most of my adult life trying to prove I'm good enough to be a super-hero of my own! If the choice is side-kick or super-villian, I know which road I'd take... At least people take super-villains seriously..."</p>
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<p>More Matt Jones than you could shake a stick at this morning. The most important article being over at the BBC's <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/in_depth/sci_tech/2000/dot_life/newsid_2070000/2070176.stm">dot.life</a> section. I've heard that the eyebrows follow you wherever you go. Even to the loo. So be wary. I'll say no more. Slightly less hi-tech and slightly less high-impact is the cartoon over at <a href="http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/">joyoftech.com</a> which is annoyingly hard to permalink to.</P>
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<p>Observant <b>plasticbag</b> fans will probably have noticed the "How did they get here" box at the bottom of the page - a cunning piece of kit supplied by <a href="http://www.downes.ca/referrers.htm">Stephen's Web</a>. <b>Concept in a nutshell</B> - publically available referrer log - how did people get to this dumb site anyway - that kind of thing...</p>
<p>Now the <i>interesting</i> part of this whole palaver comes when you have a couple of people <i>both</i> using the system. Let's say - for example - that <a href="http://www.icbd.co.uk/fresh/">0 fresh</a> decided to use it. And let's say - for some unknown reason - that person decided to come to <b>plasticbag.org</b> twice. Suddenly it's on my referrers log. Which means it shows up in the little box at the bottom of the page. Which means that people click on it and go back through to him. Which makes his little box record a referral from me. Which means that the relationship between our two sites starts to become stronger and clearer. People note that <b>plasticbag.org</b> sent twenty-five people to <a href="http://www.icbd.co.uk/fresh/">0 fresh</a> and so come to the site expecting me to have said something. And of course I haven't. But then people reading <b>plasticbag.org</b> see that five or six people have been referred from <a href="http://www.icbd.co.uk/fresh/">0 fresh</a>. So they go to see what all the fuss is about. This relationship is like a link in the mind that gets stronger the more that it is used - but it's a link between Stalin and Anusol. Or any two random things that aren't really connected at all. </P>
<p>So what am I saying? Is the tool useless? No! Is it particularly useful - well it could be, particularly when there actually were people using it to keep track of explicit references to each other. But in the meantime it could be exploited by anyone linking to any site - as long as they both use the system. Suddenly, there are links that last days without the slightest reason, without the slightest connection. At times like that you have to take control - and that's what I've done. No one's squeezing traffic out of me without me linking to them. But since I can't stop them getting the traffic - I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and sanction it. Hence yet another bloody link to <a href="http://www.icbd.co.uk/fresh/">0 fresh</a>.</P>
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<p>Speaking of Anusol (and <a href="http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=stalin">Stalin</a>), I was surprised to discover today that the <a href="http://www.pilesadvice.co.uk/">Piles Advisory Bureau</a> is sponsored by the zinc-filled butt cream. And more surprised still to see that the <a href="http://www.pilesadvice.co.uk/">PAB</a> is currently running a <a href="http://www.pilesadvice.co.uk/prizedraw/index.asp">competition</a> to win a Spa visit or a personal CD player... Go figure...</p>
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<p>He is a dandy highwayman? Or maybe he's a New Romantic throw-back? Or maybe he's a bit of gay homosexual? <a href="http://www.fedaykin.u-net.com/hman.jpg">How <b>do</b> you spot a highwayman?</a></p>
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<p>It may be hard to believe, but this morning at work I was asked to produce this picture of a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/freaky_baby.jpg">freaky baby</a> for a very important BBC event. Turns out they won't need it after all. Which is a relief. But all that work - I couldn't let it all be wasted...</p>
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<p>It's all shiny and new and designed just for you - Barty Trabaca has <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/">remodelled</a> his online pied-a-terre in a contemporary apple green and powder blue combination with some experimental avante-garde typography and a stunningly apropros Mac OSX Aqua style inverted heart motif. Bravissima, Barty... Bravissima...</p>
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<p>Is there anything more stressful in New Media life than launch dates? I've been at the BBC three and a half months and Friday will be my last day working with Greg Dyke's <i>Making it Happen</i> project. During my time with the project I have reorganised and redesigned a static version of their intranet site, developed (with Matt Biddulph) an internal, web-interfaced ideas management system for handling all the ideas about transforming the BBC that come into Making it Happen, and hopefully tomorrow the discussion and community site that I've developed with help from <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a> and current site-editor Andrea Dashfield, will launch. Assuming of course that it's finished. Hopefully we'll get it all polished off before Thursday evening, so there can be <i>one</i> day of functional live excitement before I head off to another new job at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">Upmystreet.com</a>. Not a lot in the way of rest at the moment...</p>
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<p>Word of the day: <b>Boremonger</b> - being someone who in defiance of international treaties commits crimes against humanity of the order of resolutely producing offensively boring content designed to pulp the higher faculties of the brain.</p>
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<p>Bloody Guardian Unlimited. Unlimited my arse. Limited. Limited in linkybloglove for yours truly. Link to <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/special/0,10627,744914,00.html">every other bloody weblogger in the universe why don't you</a>. Don't worry about me. It's not that I'm a dirty link slut. Oh no. But really... PS. Congratulations to much-loved young up-and-comer <a hrerf="http://www.minor9th.com">Simon Minor 9th</a> for being mentioned first!</p>
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<p>It occurs to me that the job at the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> that I've just finished might very well have been the most satisfying working experience of my life to date.</p>
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<p>I think I'm in love with the <a href="http://www.touchgraph.com/TGGoogleBrowser.html">Google Link Browser</a>. It's particularly good fun when you're playing with weblogs.</p>
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<p>I found a neat little site this evening, with a few elegant little touches - <a href="http://www.become.co.uk">become</a> looks rather unassuming, but contains a full version of <a href="http://www.become.co.uk/connect4.shtml">Connect 4</a>, <a href="http://www.become.co.uk/pong/pong.shtml">Pong</a>, a rather elegant font called <a href="http://www.become.co.uk/fonts.shtml">Feynman</a>, and my favourite feature - the <a href="http://www.become.co.uk/photos.shtml">photo gallery</a> that resizes the window to the size of each photo displayed... And the best thing is that I can't tell you how I found the site...</p>
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<p>So it's <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/18253">Buffy vs Osama Bin Laden</a> - Round one, Ding Ding! Metaquoting from Metafilter: "Any structured intellectual approach to describing this situation � and planning for it � is so uncertain that a valid structure can only be developed as an exercise in complexity or "chaos" theory. I, however, would like you to think about the biological threat in more mundane terms. I am going to suggest that you think about biological warfare in terms of a TV show called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," that you think about the world of biological weapons in terms of the "Buffy Paradigm," and that you think about many of the problems in the proposed solutions as part of the "Buffy Syndrome." [via <a href="http://www.prolific.org">prol's linkmatic ubermind</a>]</p>
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<p>Another annoying top list of UK weblogging: <a href="http://www.blogjam.com/blogpop/">Which UK weblogs are the most popular Internet destinations?</a></p>
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<p>Yesterday was a bit overwhelming. I went for dim sum to say goodbye to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a>, met <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">l</a><a href="http://www.momorgan.com">o</a><a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">a</a><a href="http://sashinka.blogspot.com">d</a><a href="http://www.minor9th.com">s</a> <a href="http://www.timemachingo.com/linkmachine">of</a> <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">g</a><a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">e</a><a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">ee</a><a href="http://www.iamcal.com">ks</a> in Soho Square, went shopping with Cal and a guy called Paul, returned to <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a> in the pub where thousands of webloggers and <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelites</a> mingled, then Cal and I went to see <A href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0267913">Scooby Doo</a> which we entirely loved, then it was back to the pub again for a few hours, before a trip for Cornish Pasties with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Drunken Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.timemachingo.com/linkmachine">Darren</a> before returning to the pub <i>again</i>. So I'm quite tired today. I'm still digesting it all. You will never hear me speak of it again. Farewell <a href="http://www.captainfez.com">Luke</a>! And hello to <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> who was with us in spirit.</p>
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<p>First there was <a href="http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/War_dialing">war-dialing</a> - where brute force was used to ring hundreds upon hundreds of phone numbers in the hope that one of them would give you access to a computer network. Then came <a href="http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/war+driving">war-driving</a> - where geeks drove around with wifi enabled laptops looking for unsecured wireless networks. And then came <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/warchalking">Warchalking</a>, where people could mark up in a symbolic language what wireless networks they had find. And by way of a natural process of development, we come to the zenith of all such enterprises - cutting the very heart of the human condition - catering for the most basic of base needs. Introducing: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/whorechalking/">Whorechalking</a>!</p>
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<p>It purports to be a film trailer. But the film isn't on <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Del+Toro,+Benicio">Benecio Del Toro's entry on IMDB</a>. It has a <a href="http://www.luckyluckystar.com">funky website</a>, but it looks like a car advert. It's directed by <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Mann,+Michael">Michael Mann</a>, corporate-hunting director of <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0140352">The Insider</a>, and yet it's <a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?q=lucky+star+benicio+del+toro&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=4k4hiuk95dc6ofjjpqohqfe5i6qp8q3438%404ax.com&rnum=1">actually a fucking advert for Mercedes Benz</a> [<a href="http://www.orange-today.co.uk/entertainment/story/sm_623764.html">more</a>].</P>
<p>It can't just be me that thinks this is really immoral, can it? I mean - surely it's false advertising for a start? There is no product of that name. In fact it's <i>purely</i> designed to make people believe it's a movie and fool people into associating the car with it. It's <i>designed to mislead</i>. Surely that's appalling? That can't be right?</p>
<p><b>PS</b> - is <a href="http://www.luckyluckystar.com/privacy.html">this</a> the kind of thing you associate with cool, decent, well-meaning, non-exploitative, intelligent happy brands - or is it in fact utterly duplicitous and foul?</p>
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<p>Weblog Party in the Park <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/pics/pitp2/">head-and-shoulder shots</a> confirm that I am no longer the slimmest, nor the prettiest British weblogger. Sigh. Life is cruel.</p>
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<p><b>Long standing assumption:</b> In the game of 'scissors, paper, stone' unless informed of the tendency of men to choose scissors on their first attempt, most men will tend towards choosing scissors on their first attempt. Scissors having psychological attractions for men, apparently, that are above those of paper and stone - considered perhaps passive or weak materials. <b>Research on paper, scissors, stone:</b> <a href="http://www.cs.ualberta.ca/~darse/rsb-results1.html">The First International RoShamBo Programming Competition</a> [via <a href="http://boingboing.net/2002_07_01_archive.html#85225925">Boing Boing</a>]</p>
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<p>So I was in <a href="http://www.borders.co.uk">Borders</a> today, kind of looking for some kind of decent contemporary history of the Ancient World, because for some reason I never really managed to fit together some of the periods that I studied when I was more academically inclined, and it occurred to me that it might be nice to be able to answer some of the damn questions people ask me about (particularly) Roman civilisation. But they didn't have anything, so I left empty-handed...</p>
<p>... only to arrive back at my gorgeous computer to be confronted with <a href="http://www.sankey.ca/caesar/">the weblog of Julius Caesar</a> - so entirely a great idea and so entirely an entertaining and well-designed site...</p>
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<p>What the hell is <i>wrong</i> with you people? <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/whorechalking">Whorechalking</a> is <i>way</i> funnier and more useful than <a href="http://www.blogchalking.tk/">fucking blogchalking</a>.</P>
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<p>It must be the coolest Mac party of recent memory - the free-for-all <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,53735,00.html">Lapdance</a> (to be held next Thursday in New York). Sponsorted by <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired</a>, it will take place at <a href="http://www.remotelounge.com/">Remote Lounge</a>, a "digital entertainment lounge" in the East Village. I'm so jealous I could vomit.</P>
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<p>So I'm approaching the end of my first week at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">upmystreet.com</a> and so far I've mostly experienced a substantial degree of culture shock. It's so quiet here. The main noise is far-away typing and air conditioning. My normal exuberant wit feels very out of place here. There's almost no opportunities for loud disco dancing at all. And no blonde girl to wave at from an upstairs balcony...</p>
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<p>Yet again, I'm probably the last person in the world to have noticed this - but <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org">Haughey</a> has found a profoundly useful and important site that tells you <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/rooms/30_days_to_a_more_accessible_weblog/">How to make your weblog (and by extension your website) more accessible</a>.</p>
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<p>If you've ever read <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">upsideclown.com</a>, then the only thing you need to know is tha the web is over - <a href="http://iam.upsideclown.com/whelk/">print is back</a>.</p>
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<p>Ok so I just had a dream that I was on a bus and I saw an huge poster on a bus stop which was blue and the name of a friend at the top with a picture of the friend kind of reclining at the bottom. I remember being suprised and remarking to the man on the bus with me that I knew the guy in the picture. I got a bit of a glare back. I guess he wasn't very impressed. Weirdly this part of the dream was way more interesting that the bit where I had sex with Tom Cruise on a big bed on the ground floor of Selfridges.</P>
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<p>In an important defence against the erosions of privacy and the introductions of a surveillance culture - as well as in an acceptance of the gradual erosion of copyright - we acknowledge <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/details.php3?listing_id=410">Hacktivismo</a> who are shortly to announce <A href="http://www.wired.com/news/privacy/0,1848,53799,00.html">a new protocol for anonymous, secure, private file-sharing</a>.</p>
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<p>I'm supposed to get my broadband today. Fast interhighweb access 24/7 from my very own living room. Will anything in the world ever be safe from my rampaging eye? Will I now be able to download all those huge OSX updates without being cut-off after half-an-hour? Only time will tell.</p>
<p><b>Updates:</b> Broadband rocks. Am thoroughly enjoying it. I can now tell the world that <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/halloween_resurrection.html">the yet-another-sequel to Halloween looks really bad</a>.</p>
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<p>So I was having a conversation with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> about my upcoming birthday when I will be thirty years old, and I said to him, "How do you think I can mention my birthday and link to <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">my wishlist</a> without seeming really cheap and mercenary?" And he said, "Since when did that stop you?" And you know what...? He was right...</p>
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<p>What the hell is it about the world that makes the word 'gay' so intrinsically funny to people? Currently doing the rounds: <A href="http://www.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/">Spiderman will make you gay</a>. I've got very very mixed feelings about this. I don't think it's overtly homophobic, but then I'm pretty comfortable with being a poof. The more I look at it, the more I think that it's the kind of thing that drives young teenage poofs further into the closet, prolonging years of misery and giving kids at school yet another way to be vile to each other. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">What do you think?</a></p>
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<p>Without <A href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> I would never have stumbled up this one: <a href="http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;EN-US;q276304">Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords </a>. [via James]</p>
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<p>There are some dodgy people in the world, with an exciting range of sexual interests that are more or less unfathomable to me. And then I'm sure that there are some things that get me off that probably would seem like the actions of a Martian to many other people. And then there are <a href="http://www.gaydar.co.uk/deephole4u2ff">very very weird people</a>. <b>Warning:</b> Less funny than excruciatingly gross!</p>
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<p>I don't have gay spending habits. This is the only assumption that I can come to. After going diligently through all of Amazon.co.uk and adding and rating all the things that I own, the DVD recommendations page for 'Erotica' shamelessly tells me that I need a DVD which will explain how I could better pleasure a woman. In my experience pleasuring a woman actually isn't that hard - a Selfridges voucher normally works quite well. It's quite satisfying to see videos called <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005V58T/ref=pd_ir_ts/202-8338856-0290209">The Lover's Guide - What Women Want</a> and click firmly on the little button underneath that reads 'not interested'!</p>
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<p>So there's this new feature on Amazon.co.uk where you can buy two things together that are apparently connected for a slightly lower price. It's a really neat little feature that tries to determine what kind of things would interest you and encourages you to buy them together. Except it's a little <b>too</b> good at it's job I fear - buy "<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004R7CT/ref=pd_ir_ts/202-8338856-0290209">An erotic love story packed with stunning young men - for the gay man</a>" and Amazon thinks very carefully about your interests and preferences and promptly spits out <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005RDQ0/ref=pd_bxgy_img_2_cp/202-8338856-0290209">Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone</a>. Too wonderful... What a combination... I wonder if his parents know...</P>
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<p>Issues of sexuality aside, it occurs to me that there are a variety of things that it would make a hell of a lot of sense if Amazon knew about you in order to better suggest products. The easiest example? Mac vs PC. Why don't they just <i>ask</i> me? It would make things so much easier.</p>
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<p>So if I was going to be writing an autobiography anytime soon I think I'd call it <i>I was a teenage twenty-something</i>. I've come increasingly aware that I'm an awful adult. I'm just useless at it. When I meet people I think are sexy and interesting and fun I become a relentless teenager - my voice bounces up two octaves, I say dumb dumb things (if I can think of anything at all to say) and I immediately forget all the things that I'm proud of that I've accomplished and instead concentrate on how incredible and astonishing the other person is. You're supposed to get over this stuff when you're fifteen or something...</p>
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BEFORE WE EVEN START: <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3" target="_blank">Buy me a bloody birthday present already</a>!
On the 19th of July 2002, I will be thirty years old. But with only a few days to go I find myself confused about it. It's a milestone, clearly - but a milestone of what? Does you life change - or is it going to end up being exactly the same - just moreso? What should I expect from it? What should anyone expect from it?
So what I'm suggesting is this... Rather than me writing a whole piece about the experience - why not open it up to everyone? Why not get everyone of you who has turned thirty to post their stories? Why not get everyone of you who knows a good site or joke or piece of information post it for all of us to see? Then in the years to come (!) other people who are completely bloody freaked out about the whole thing can have all this wonderful stuff to make them feel better or worse...
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Rather than me writing a whole piece about the experience - why not open it up to everyone? Why not get everyone of you who has turned thirty to post their stories? Why not get everyone of you who knows a good site or joke or piece of information post it for all of us to see?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.232.111
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/15/2002 01:32:04 AM
To start things off - here is a picture of a man who has just turned thirty...
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: iana2@mac.com
IP: 203.134.44.133
URL:
DATE: 07/15/2002 02:12:38 AM
Well the pic's interesting, because if you were counting the silly years in the mode chinoise, you'd ALREADY be thirty (remember womb time?)
So dearest, what you can glean from this is just how little it all matters. Relativity will get you in the end. Go out and get laid for chrissakes ;-P
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AUTHOR: teddy
EMAIL: teddy @handbag.com
IP: 213.1.45.2
URL:
DATE: 07/15/2002 02:14:33 AM
"If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!" (Kevin Spacey)
'A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.'
H.L. Mencken
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AUTHOR: dave
EMAIL: djanka@mindspring.com
IP: 216.175.115.67
URL:
DATE: 07/15/2002 05:55:20 AM
Thirty�qthe promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair. -- narrator Nick Carraway in The Great Gatsby, ch. 7
Actually it's not that bad at all. It's like Christmas in a way: the drama is all in the build up, while the actual event isn't that big of a deal. And so far, my 30s have proven to be infinitely better than my 20s.
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AUTHOR: mike
EMAIL: mikejla@btinternet.com
IP: 195.102.146.4
URL: http://troubled-diva.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/15/2002 10:55:10 AM
My twenties were, in many ways, aspirational. I was still trying to construct the person I thought I wanted to be. Turning thirty, I abandoned the faux maturity and started acting like I damned well pleased. This was very liberating. I wouldn't go back.
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AUTHOR: g r e g
EMAIL: at0mized@earthlink.net
IP: 65.179.201.166
URL: http://www.atomized.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/15/2002 12:55:16 PM
What the last guy said! As a symbolic threshold, it's a perfect opportunity to shed undesirable elements from your life and get on with it as you always meant to.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 132.185.132.13
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org/
DATE: 07/15/2002 03:46:30 PM
The main thing I learned about turning thirty was to avoid bookshops. Bookshops. Avoid. Do not go to bookshops. Do not step inside bookshops. The reason? Well, the books, frankly. Specifically, the 3 for 2 sales. Browse through these particular piles of novels, and you will see title upon title of thirtysomething trash. I don't need to list the authors, because we all know them. These books are uniformly depressing - mostly because they feature people having supposedly crap post-thirty lives - but they're not! You read them and end up thinking, "Hey, cool life! Wish mine was like that!" And then you get drunk on very cheap vodka.
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AUTHOR: Buni
EMAIL: stuart.unitt@ntlworld.com
IP: 62.254.0.7
URL: http://www.bunitt.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/15/2002 04:45:06 PM
You can ask any one of my friends what I was like in the build up to last 4th May, my 30th b/day. I was saying more often than not that I was really looking forward to my thirties, that everything I had worked hard for during my twenties would make for an excellent foundation for everything I wanted to do in my thirties.
Now that I've been 30 for a couple of months, I can see personal changes occurring very gradually. I am shedding youthful pursuits that don't mean that much to me anymore. Related to that, I've even shed a couple of people whom I found myself normatively moving away from as we no longer have so much in common.
I'm enjoying myself, basically doing things that I want to do, defining who I am and will be for the next decade.
Good luck,
Buni
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AUTHOR: Derek M. Powazek
EMAIL: dmp@fray.com
IP: 64.174.47.196
URL: http://powazek.com
DATE: 07/15/2002 05:59:39 PM
Here's a vintage {fray} story that may be of use: the big three-oh. There are quite a few posts to keep you busy, too....
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AUTHOR: matthew
EMAIL: bliss322@yahoo.com
IP: 205.152.57.135
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DATE: 07/15/2002 07:35:48 PM
two good things about turning 30:
1. you get to go through the spanking machine - a gauntlet-esque celebration where you crawl under everyone's legs (they're in a line) while they paddle the shit out of your bottom -- whooo big fun
2. noone can tell you "no" during the entire year (rolling calendar). I made this rule up myself, but i've insisted that my friends stick to it and so far it's working out, mainly because they're all younger and will be expecting to get their respective 'year of whiny demands' as well.
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AUTHOR: chela
EMAIL: chelablog@hotmail.com
IP: 154.5.231.219
URL: http://chela.blogspot.com/
DATE: 07/15/2002 11:56:24 PM
Celebrate it, man. When I turned 30 I threw myself a salon evening, and made my friends come and sing or recite or perform in some other way. They were all terrible, but I was impressed that they even tried. I performed too, and was possibly the worst of the lot, but dammit, I took the risk. Your thirties are about finally becoming the person you've always thought you could be but were afraid to reveal to your friends and family.
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AUTHOR: Pete
EMAIL: pete@bugpowder.com
IP: 217.41.7.225
URL: http://peteashton.com
DATE: 07/16/2002 01:29:28 AM
Turning 30 two months after you (sept 19). Just split up with my girlfriend this weekend and about to move out of our flat. My job's getting easier by the week and I'm treading water and want to move on. There should be an opportunity to do so soon. I've just realised how many friends I have and how important they are to me, and not in a soppy, mournful way but because I think I've finally realised that I'm actually alive.
Bring it on.
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AUTHOR: jon
EMAIL: jonathan.r.hope@strath.ac.uk
IP: 130.159.248.44
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DATE: 07/17/2002 02:04:07 PM
I'll be 40 in September, and my 30s have been the best decade of my life: more in control; able to pick and choose which fashions and fads to throw myself into without worrying about getting it wrong; the people I've slept with have been more sorted, better at sex, and more fun to talk to before and after; plus my 30th birthday was the best ever - till my 37th (and I hope, my 40th).
I could do without the grey pubes and the two-day hangovers mind you...
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AUTHOR: lyssa
EMAIL: lyssa@bitch.org.uk
IP: 195.92.168.167
URL: http://bitch.org.uk
DATE: 07/17/2002 02:38:58 PM
I turned 30 on Saturday 13th July. Best birthday I've had for a long time. I worried in a vague way about being 30 for a while before, feeling as though I *ought* be to worried about it, more than actually having a reason to worry. This is possibly connected to a relative who, at my 21st birthday ball, intoned in my ear, "Enjoy it while it lasts, because 30 comes awfully fast." Boy was she right - where did my twenties go? Now it's been and gone. Nothing has changed, I still don't have any wrinkles, I still drive too fast, I still swear too much and I'm still single. Rar. Bring on the thirties.
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AUTHOR: Graybo
EMAIL: graybo@grayblog.co.uk
IP: 172.181.16.177
URL: http://www.grayblog.co.uk
DATE: 07/18/2002 04:25:14 PM
You will *feel* more sorted, even if your life may not actually *be* any more sorted.
It's a strange sensation, but it works. Quite liberating.
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AUTHOR: Steven
EMAIL: nutcote@nutcote.demon.co.uk
IP: 212.228.251.128
URL: http://www.plep.org
DATE: 07/18/2002 07:50:12 PM
Tom,
I turned thirty last month, and took a long trip to New York and San Francisco to celebrate. It was great. It felt more like a coming of age than my 18th or 21st birthdays... One thing I have noticed, which shows itself in several different ways, is to do with feeling more positive and less stressed... more capable, almost. The time leading up to it was a little stressful, in terms of assessing 'how well I'd done' so far... now it's over, it feels good (and so far, better than being a twentysomething). Sorted.
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AUTHOR: ian (blogadoon)
EMAIL: ian@iansie.com
IP: 193.237.236.2
URL: http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html
DATE: 07/19/2002 05:26:15 AM
I remember my thirtieth birthday (sorta)
I remember my fortieth birthday.
And I remember my fiftieth birthday, too.
With each one, I moved further away from the urge to stamp my feet, throw myself on the carpet and scream ..."but it's so unfair."
And nearer to appreciating that the more living I do, the more I find out about myself and what makes me special.
Now I look back on my thirtieth birthday and wonder "just what was I celebrating exactly?"
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AUTHOR: steven
EMAIL: nutcote@nutcote.demon.co.uk
IP: 195.50.100.20
URL: http://www.plep.org
DATE: 07/19/2002 07:18:49 AM
Oh yeah, happy birthday.
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AUTHOR: Pei
EMAIL: serein@sic.per.sg
IP: 128.243.220.22
URL:
DATE: 07/19/2002 12:24:21 PM
Happy Three-Oh Birthday Tom.
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AUTHOR: Jules
EMAIL: jmmanno@juno.com
IP: 63.169.100.113
URL: http://lotus29.diaryland.com
DATE: 07/19/2002 04:55:47 PM
I've been 30 for almost a whole year now (31 on July 28th!). The actual birthday had me stressed because I felt like I had wasted the last half of my 20's doing whatever I wanted, with the intent to "someday" be doing something "real." Whilst friends got married and had babies, I was still dating my now husband. It all felt like I had years to go before having to start being a "real grown-up." Then...BANG!...30! It made me wonder what the hell I thought I was doing with my life. As the months after the birthday ticked by the stress lessened, but for the first time I have the sense that if I'm planning to do something, I better start now. I finally (after 7 years) married the boyfriend, but as far as career (not sure) and family (not yet) go, I'm still working on it. So hopefully the advice of some of the older people that posted here, is correct; that your 30's are much better. At least, maybe people will stop treating me like someone right out of Uni that couldn't possibly know what she's talking about.
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AUTHOR: Joanne
EMAIL: joanne@full.co.uk
IP: 217.35.163.116
URL:
DATE: 07/22/2002 12:25:28 PM
30. Thank god. You don't worry so much, you don't care so much. You don't have to pretend so much or try so hard. You might start looking after your skin a little better and it will probably take you longer to recover from a night in the pub.
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AUTHOR: Jerwin
EMAIL: jerwin@2xy.org
IP: 66.185.85.81
URL: http://www.2xy.org
DATE: 07/23/2002 01:54:10 AM
I turned 30 eight months ago. I'd rather be 20.
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AUTHOR: Nick
EMAIL: nickdock@clara.co.uk
IP: 134.146.9.20
URL: http://www.theubiquitoushub.com
DATE: 07/29/2002 03:15:03 PM
I turned thirty on the 24th of July - I took a pill or two and ended up thinking I was James Brown and danced till dawn.
But how does it feel? Give me a few months and i'll let you know
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AUTHOR: Lissa
EMAIL: Herman_melissa@hotmail.com
IP: 199.230.26.129
URL:
DATE: 07/29/2002 06:33:37 PM
Its when I realised that people who looked really old to me felt more or less the same as they always had inside, and that the same thing had low and behold happened to me. And that maybe I was never going to "arrive" at that grown up life I was expecting, so I may as well stop worrying about trivial stuff and enjoy life. Oh yeah - and if I worry about trivial stuff, that's just me so I don't mind too much.
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AUTHOR: tim
EMAIL: tc_stephens@hotmail.com
IP: 210.48.107.19
URL:
DATE: 07/30/2002 03:14:02 AM
There's no need to attribute any significance to turning 30 at all if you don't want to.
For example, you must have come across one of those terminally pedantic people a couple of years ago who insisted that the new millenium didn't actually start until 2001. Same thing here: you're actually in the last year of your twenties.
What's more, with advances in nutrition and medical research in the West, life expectancy is on the whole about 15 years longer than it was a generation ago. So in terms of emotional and personal development, you're entitled to push things out proportionally, which means you've effectively only just turned 23 and a half.
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AUTHOR: Riley
EMAIL: ri_ley@btinternet.com
IP: 212.134.36.251
URL: http://www.spittoonsandsabres.com/our_birthday/
DATE: 07/30/2002 01:25:50 PM
When I turned 30 I experienced two things which I'd not had before. A birthday cake, infact several, and a birthday party....see URL....
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AUTHOR: Sarah Heidt
EMAIL: Sarah@SarahHeidtPhotoCraft.com
IP: 207.75.181.220
URL: http://www.SarahHeidtPhotoCraft.com
DATE: 07/31/2002 07:53:33 AM
I'm just 33 and I cannot remember anything about my thirtieth birthday. Not how I celebrated, not what I received, not what I even thought about it. But I had already had my first child by then and all my anxiety about getting responsible and being biologically beside-the-point were taken care of when I became a parent.
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AUTHOR: dorian
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.isness.org/dory/
DATE: 07/31/2002 02:01:47 PM
I'm thirty. come to my party.
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AUTHOR: Tom Dolan
EMAIL: tom@sparklefluff.com
IP: 217.36.3.77
URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism
DATE: 08/04/2002 03:21:01 PM
On the day I turned thirty, I found out my boss (who'd been ill in hospital with something brain-related) was unlikely to be returning, so I needed to take over trying to run things. So in a very real sense I had responsibility thrust upon me on that very day. Which I responded to by getting riotously pissed.
I think it's an illusion though - at around late-28, you start turning all that experience into wisdom and become less of a nob. At 30, you kind of know you're still going through that stage and have a bit of room to manouvre.
At 32, that's it, you're stuck that way forever. That's when you should have a party with the few friends who are still prepared to tolerate you...
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AUTHOR: Paul B
EMAIL: bakerjp@exchange.lancs.ac.uk
IP: 194.80.32.11
URL:
DATE: 08/09/2002 02:08:46 PM
I was 30 this May. It ended up being a very low-key affair. A couple of friends came around that night, but that was just a co-incidence because it was the only night that was free. We watched Cecil B Demented and had pizza.
I wasn't bothered by being 30 at all. I've achieved what I want to achieve in my 20s, but I was starting to feel like I'd overstayed my welcome as a 20-something anyway.
I read somewhere that by 30 people's personalities are pretty much stabilised. And I hope that's the key to being 30 - stability.
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AUTHOR: Shannon
EMAIL: athalome@yahoo.com
IP: 172.146.193.116
URL:
DATE: 08/09/2002 11:04:19 PM
I turned 30 on March 26. Mainly I remember crying in the car and being frustrated with myself for not keeping tissue in the car. I remember my father's 30th birthday. He would have had soemthing in his car to wipe his eyes and blow his nose with, not that he would have ever sat in his car crying.
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AUTHOR: Christian
EMAIL: christian_0@hotmail.com
IP: 194.203.138.155
URL:
DATE: 08/15/2002 10:35:59 AM
Turned thirty last Monday. Can't think of anything to say about it at the moment. I'll think of something while I'm on the treadmill at the gym I joined last Tuesday.
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AUTHOR: jeanie
EMAIL: jeanie@ruby-online.co.uk
IP: 212.19.85.146
URL: http://www.ruby-online.co.uk
DATE: 08/23/2002 10:44:06 AM
I turned 30 on August 8th. I kept looking in the mirror expecting to look or feel dramatically different as people said I would but the same reflection looked back at me. The one thing that I've thought about more, in my 20's I always said I'd have kids when I was 30, now that's here I'm just not sure any more.
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AUTHOR: Vicky
EMAIL: gretcheng@lycos.co.uk
IP: 62.7.81.63
URL:
DATE: 08/23/2002 07:18:28 PM
I went off the rails a bit the year I turned 30, but it was 2000, so I think it was some sort of Millenium-related weirdness. No actually I think it was just a reaction to realising I wasn't where I thought I'd be at 30. So I went a bit mad, drank far too much and eventually came down and sorted my head out. Now I have some direction and know who I am and think your 30's are way better than your angsty 20's.
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AUTHOR: Fiona
EMAIL: fifibella@lycos.com
IP: 194.130.252.1
URL:
DATE: 08/28/2002 04:08:11 PM
When I was 30 I had a huge party and invited everybody I've ever known (about half came). I got so drunk on cocktails that I forgot about being 30 aand had an excellent time. It was so good, I did it this year when Iwas 31.
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AUTHOR: Crisp
EMAIL: jonastep@hotmail.com
IP: 61.223.154.211
URL:
DATE: 09/02/2002 03:19:12 PM
I forgot...
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AUTHOR: bobbieeeee
EMAIL: bobbiesalthouse@mac.com
IP: 138.88.42.136
URL:
DATE: 09/10/2002 07:03:11 PM
I can't even remember when I turned 30, that's how unimportant it is now. I turned 50 last year and that's pretty mind-boggling. The important thing is to live each day, and not to be bound by arbitary limits such as age and your perceptions of it. Geologically speaking, if you are alive, you are young.
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AUTHOR: bobbieeeee
EMAIL: bobbiesalthouse@mac.com
IP: 138.88.42.136
URL:
DATE: 09/10/2002 07:03:58 PM
I can't even remember when I turned 30, that's how unimportant it is now. I turned 50 last year and that's pretty mind-boggling. The important thing is to live each day, and not to be bound by arbitary limits such as age and your perceptions of it. Geologically speaking, if you are alive, you are young.
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AUTHOR: Lori
EMAIL: lalexander72@hotmail.com
IP: 209.102.103.16
URL:
DATE: 09/19/2002 10:42:46 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Today's my birthday too (September 19, 1972)! I woke up at midnight and started a mural in my hallway of the story of my life (up until now). It occured to me I have a long life ahead of me and not much wall space. Life is good. And from what all the 30 somethings I know - it only gets better.
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AUTHOR: patricia
EMAIL: info@lunanina.com
IP: 165.121.65.56
URL: http://lunanina.com/musings/
DATE: 01/19/2003 02:23:47 AM
In 45 days I'll finally be 30. I've been waiting for this day since I was in my teens. Back then I hated not being taken seriously just because of my age and I wondered at what age I would stop feeling like a child playing at being a grown up. I chose 30 for some reason. I don't expect my 30th year to fix things or for people to magically start treating me differently. I'm just happy that the 14 year old in me finally gets what she's wanted for so long.
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AUTHOR: Agnes from Marseille
EMAIL: aberthoz@hotmail.com
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DATE: 03/31/2004 09:30:40 AM
Well... I am about to turn 30, in 3 days exactly. I have been talking about it for the last 6 months as a great thing I wanted to celebrate like you'd celebrate a great event. However, the closer I was coming to the date, the harder it was for me to become concrete about it, not because I gave up on the idea but I was wondering what exactly I wanted to celebrate. Myself? The achievements of my first three decades?
Well, they are not great so far. My life is just as normal as anyone else. After more thoughts, trying to be less morose, and less egocentric I found a reason to celebrate it: My friends and my wonderful boyfriend. I have achieved at 30, love, friendship, trust and consistency. They are so important to me and I don�t know where I would be without them. So that�s what I am going to celebrate with them!
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<p>Best film of the eighties - Heathers - contains a variety of cool quotes. But the <a href="http://bamzone.bizland.com/scripts/heathers_final.html">shooting script</a> puts an entirely new spin on some scenes. Worth reading for the sheer number of classic lines...</p>
<blockquote>HEATHER MCNAMARA<br />
Look, heather left behind one of her<br />
Swatches. She'd want you to have it,<br />
Veronica. She always said you couldn't<br />
accessorize for shit.</blockquote>
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<p>Cool Buffy link of the day comes courtesy of <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Prol</a> and friends who have been working on <a href="http://whedonesque.com/">Whedonesque</a> for ages now. It's a discussion board of the <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> tradition - only concerned with nothing but the products of Joss Whedon - Buffy creator. Good show, people! Good site! And destined to be huge...</p>
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<p>For some unfathomable reason, my wishlist has suddenly hit #17 on <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> despite only having been linked to by me. It occurs to me how much fun it would be to get my wishlist to #1 on Blogdex, plus how much extra loot I'd get for my birthday. Which would be cool. So charge your glasses ladies and gentlemen and link today - ideally using this exact phrase: <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">It's Tom from plasticbag.org's Thirtieth Birthday Wishlist Bonanza!</a> Or some crap like that...<p>
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<p>You know what's crap about the web? People no longer propogate my memes when they're really shit, just because I tell them to. What's that about? Jeez, people. How often do I have to explain this relationship to you? I write dumb crap up here every day, and you're supposed to do my bidding without question in return. It's not bloody difficult! Shall I write it down for you in capital letters on little bits of paper you can carry with you?</p>
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<p>Kind of grumpy this evening. I went to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0280486">a really lame film</a> with Cal which was really really funny, but that I got all mournful in the bus on the way home. I think it's cos I broke my plastic spork at lunch-time. Maybe it was like a symbol, like they have in books that chicks like. Or something. One thing cheers me up - that tomorrow I can reveal to Cal that Anthony Hopkins character in the movie we saw was called 'Gaylord Oaks'.</p>
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<p>Why the hell hasn't anyone apart from me noticed that <a href="http://www.hbo.com/sixfeetunder/">Six Feet Under</a> is like the indie Dallas it's ok to like? I mean you've got the good natured, idealistic, scruffy one and his nervous, edgy, spiky partner. You have the mother who's the head of the family - the dead oppressive father in the background. And we finally know why JR was such a bastard and why he had to muck around with so many women - desperately trying to prove that he's not a repressed poof left in charge of the business. And there's even another company trying to take them over. All you need is the Funeral Barons Ball!</P>
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<p>For all those interested - this is what <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=24&links">the weather's like in Norfolk for the next five days</a>.</p>
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<p>A word much used in the UK at the moment is 'ming'. Not the Chinese dynasty - and not the intergalactic warlord either. But it's a word that's in fairly common usage at the moment and it's also a word that has yet to hit America - which it may never do. And you'll never understand how funny <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/whorechalking/">Whorechalking</a> is if you don't know about it:</p>
<p><b>ming</b> <i>Verb.</i> To smell or look unpleasant. E.g."Oooh, mings in here! Who's farted?" [<a href="http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/m.htm">A dictionary of slang</a>]</p>
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<p>You know what's interesting? That a few years ago everyone was emulating <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a> and <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo!</a> when they thought about designing e-commerce and information directory-based sites - but <i>nowadays</i> everything looks so much better when it looks like <a href="http://www.kokogiak.com/amazon/">Google</a>.</p>
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<p>Idle thought of the afternoon - <i>What if you held a really big weblogging competition and nobody came?</i></p>
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<p>Bigs news of the day has to be Steve Job's Keynote speech. A world of monkish zealots turns New York-wards for two hours of self-congratulation and wonder. The chips they put in our heads are working better each year. Soon Steve will be able to talk to all of us through naught but mental telepathy.</p>
<p>There's a hell of a lot to talk about in what he came up with today - some of which I'll be talking about as the evening progresses. But to give you a flavour of my thoughts on the day - and to give you a laugh - the first thing I'll do is put up a transcript of a keynote-paralleled AIM conversation held in real time over the two hours of the speech between four people with significant interest in our lords and saviours, <A href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a>. More entertaining perhaps than strictly useful... [watch this space]</P>
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<p>The news of the day is that the Guardian are running a Best British Weblogger award, which I'm going to link to with the words '<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">a bloody stupid idea</a>' because then maybe that'll get onto the front page of <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>.</P>
<p><b>Things to consider:</b><br />
Would a weblog called 'Everything the Guardian gets wrong' be likely to win? Or how about one that wasn't really a weblog at all, like <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a>? How about one that was completely made up - utter, complete lies? And what would happen if webloggia simply refused to take part (which is my secret hope)? There don't seem to be any criteria for these things... More likely in time, each and every bloody site would turn into <i>fellatetheguardian.com</i>. And for the purposes of those of you who came in late <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_07_14_archive.shtml#85256730">What if you held a really big weblogging competition and nobody came?</a></p>
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<p><b>A reply to Neil McIntosh of the Guardian's Online section</b> - who I don't hold fully accountable for the concept I'm only prepared to refer to as '<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">a bloody stupid idea</a>' (and I advise you to do the same). Neil suggested on a publically available mailing-list that when I suggested that the Guardian's motivations for a weblogging award might not be entirely altruistic that they were much more likely to generate traffic for webloggers than the other way. He also thinks (as I do not) that webloggers won't prostitute themselves for attention and that the event is rather like the Guardian's first book award. I have replied as follows:</p>
<p>"Thanks for replying so thoughtfully Neil."</p>
<p>"Before I start, I'm going to state right off that when I talk about
weblogging, I'm generally talking about the most common kind of weblog -
there's a bit of their life in there, a bit of their interests, a few
links, some thoughts or monologues etc. I think most of it applies to
varying extents to the other things that people do as well, but maybe
not all..."</p>
<p>"Taking your last post first, I think there is a <b>sizable</b> difference
between the first books prize and this - in that the authors in the
first books prize are professional writers who write both for art's sake
and for money. They are, in a sense, already prostitutes, already 'in it
for the money'. That's fine, we all have to make a living!"</p>
<p>"But this simply isn't the case for the vast majority of webloggers, who
are doing it out of love, out of having a space to express themselves -
and often a place to put their lives out in the open. In the process
these people are often exposing themselves in quite significant ways.
There seems to me something profoundly wrong with asking people to
compete in such an environment. At some level it's inevitably a
competition of self-exposure - it's asking people to take the space that
they've used to talk openly and honestly about their thoughts and their
interests and often their lives not because it's a valuable and profound
space for them to communicate, but to compete against their friends for
money!"</p>
<p>"Obviously there's also an aspect which is about popularity, and being
read and your opinions listened to as well. But if you look at the
opinions that matter to people, it's mostly not celebrities or media
figures. In many ways, for a large number of people, they're almost the
enemy! They're relics from the past where for the most part we are kind
of the future - the future where <b>everybody</b> is a superhero! Where we <b>all</b>
get a slice of the cake, a bite of the cherry. And more importantly,
there's a real feeling that these people most often don't understand
what we're doing anyway! We've seen people like this for years - it's
all PR blurb and airbrushed skin. I don't think that's what the
weblogging publishing revolution is about! Make them start their own
weblogs! (Jen excepted, she's <i>so</i> blog)"</p>
<p>"I suppose what it comes down to is this sense of <b>WHAT IS A WEBLOG FOR?</b>
When you talk about book prizes - then you're really talking about a
product that is made for the consumption of audiences - press is
important because you sell more copies, good reviews are fundamental
because you sell more copies, prizes are good because they allow you to
make a living. The book itself is something created for the people who
are going to buy it. But significantly at least one aspect of running a
weblog is to have a place for yourself, that means something to <i>you</i>.
It's a place that's not <b>supposed</b> to be for sale."</p>
<p>"If you asked people "How do you feel when you lie about your life on
your weblog", you'll probably some really mixed answers, but a decent
number of them will express that this is something that makes people
feel really uncomfortable and untrue to themselves. There's a bit of a
confessional in it, there's a bit of a the personal diary in it, there's
a bit which is about having an artifact of your life and thoughts which
you can keep with you."</p>
<p>"This feels to me too much like selling out, too much like old trees. You say it's
the choice of the blogger themselves, but is it really? Who can turn
down the possibility of winning �1000 for what they do everyday anyway?
And of <b>course</b> that's going to affect how people post. Did you not watch
the Bloggies at all? Everyone played up to their audiences. It was
almost the point!"</p>
<p>"Anyway - I'm getting a bit heated now, and I have so much work to do
that I'm going to back off now. But I would like to say that I've
already had conversations with people yesterday and today who 1) don't
understand how something like this can even be judged, 2) don't find the
idea of the competition particularly palatable or in the spirit of why
they took up - or continue to do - weblogging but 3) feel rather
disgusted with themselves that they probably will enter, because the
potential exposure is too irresistible and the potential financial
reward vaguely intoxicating. It's also already drawn out the competitive
instincts in a few people too - seriously - you may not believe it, but
it's evident behind the scenes."</p>
<p>"I hope that's all vaguely clear and not too lunatic or nuts. Obviously
I'm not talking for anyone but myself and everything I'm describing
could just be my interpretation of the conversations I've been having.
Everyone else may very well disagree with every single thing I've said."</p>
<p>"<b>PS.</b> You're absolutely right - the Guardian has done lots to promote
weblogs, which I think we're all - or at least those of us who've been
mentioned in them <b>:o)</b> - are profoundly grateful. And clearly no
individual weblog is going to double the traffic to the Guardian's
weblog or to that part of the site. But I think you're being overly
demure when you say that this will send substantially more traffic to
the weblogs concerned than it'll receive itself. I think we can expect
this to be <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafiltered</a>, probably <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">slashdotted</a>, potentially <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a>'d (which
I believe to my horror has tens of thousands of e-mail subscribers and
is one of the most highly trafficed websites in the country now) - quite
apart from the sheer number of links it'll get on weblogs."</p>
<p>"For good or ill - intentionally or unintentionally - this <b>will</b> generate
a substantial amount of traffic for the Guardian's site... It may not
have been a motive, but I think I could pretty much guarantee that you
couldn't buy the number of page impressions you'll get out of this by
paying for �2000 of banner ads!"</p>
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<p>Do you think the weblogging competition is kind of tacky? Have you said so on your site? <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a> and I'll link to the post!</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://lifeasithappens.blogspot.com/2002_07_01_lifeasithappens_archive.html#85264314">Life as it happens</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/18523">Metafilter</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_07_01_x.shtml#85261249">NotSoSoft.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.momorgan.com/?post=742">Mo Morgan</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.kevan.org/blog/">kevan.org</a>
<li> <a href="http://troubled-diva.blogspot.com/">troubled-diva</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.iamcal.com/topic.php?id=1224">iamcal.com</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.copydesk.co.uk/archive/2002_07_14_index.shtml#85260975">Copydesk.co.uk</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk/2002_07_01_yesterblog.html#85259909">Grayblog</a>
<li> <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">TajMahal</a>
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<p>Omigod, I've just turned thirty.</P>
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<p>I'm rather overwhelmed by what's been happening over the weekend, so I'll just start by saying how happy I am, what wonderful friends I have and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_07_01_x.shtml#85268953">link to Meg's account of Saturday night</a>.</p>
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<p>Awesome thanks to <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a> for baking me this tiny pixel cake!</p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/denise.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>I think my superpowers are my friends, who are lovely
and wonderful and make me able to do all kinds of cool
things that I couldn't do by myself.</p>
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<p>I got two e-mails about my birthday that were important to me this year. One from someone I didn't expect to hear from, another from someone I really hoped I'd hear from. So one of them is really cheery - and you have to wonder why. And the other was really sober and you think, should it have been? I think maybe people are like songs. Some songs have a huge impact on you - they make you happy, they make you sad, they make you shake your head around so hard that I think maybe your brain gets all small like balled-up white bread bouncing around your skull. But you never know whether a song you used to love will make you dance or leave you cold - or just make you think of something dumb you once did which makes you smile. Some people only listen to dumb songs . I wonder - do you choose your taste in music or does it choose you?</p>
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<p>I kind of can't stop writing. Everything's all smooshie. It's all daze and blurry soft-focus. Not drunk soft-focus, but kind of happy internal trashy soft-focus. Like a bad novel's cover. I've got all these little pictures in my head - sunsets, Pimms, cartwheeling friends, Cossacks, kebabs, candy floss, boating irishmen, big bearded men with scrambled egg, handfulls of goat-feed. And when I think about them everything just feels really kind of warm and wonderful. And I know it's a feeling that's not going to last, because I can feel some edges already. But god I had a wonderful time.</p>
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<p><b>Oh shit!</b> I completely forgot to write about this, so I'm going to do it now, while I'm all full of blog-love. On Tuesday I came home after work to change for a dinner thing, except when I got home I couldn't get in. The gas board had come around, broken into my flat, taken the gas meter, changed the locks and left! The last tenant hadn't paid their bills and information about me hadn't got to them yet. So for quite a lot of last week I was washing in kettle-boiled water out of a really big saucepan that I don't think I'll use for entertaining any more. Plus no heating or cooking facilities either. I really <i>should</i> get that sorted out!</p>
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<p>As a brief aside before I get all excited about my lovely birthday weekend again (which I've no doubt is boring the world to death), I should probably return to the issue of the Guardian 'Best British Weblog' award - which is currently being defended over at <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com/archives/2002_07_21_onlineblog_archive.html#85269054">Onlineblog.com</a>. I feel a bit sorry for Neil, actually, because clearly the intent behind the event is completely altruistic - but as anyone who has participated in things even vaguely like this in the UK knows, the only thing you can guarantee about throwing something large and full of implication before webloggers is that you're going to get a fair amount of stick for it. Someone somewhere isn't going to agree with it, or think it misses the point, or is prepared to fight about it. It's just a shame that this time the person throwing a strop has to be me... Increasingly though I'm wondering if there is enough groundswell of support to make a sufficiently large statement by not entering. By itself a weblog is a tiny tiny thing, mostly incapable of generating any kind of change. But weblogs are jumping off points for memes, and memes in blogspace can be all powerful. But if the meme doesn't travel... Perhaps a better idea would be to enter the competition on the understanding that there is the tiniest possibility that it might give you a platform to explain why you think the whole thing was a bad idea in the first place in the most public and outspoken way... Although that could just be an attempt at rationalisation...</p>
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<p>Contrary to popular reports, my thirtieth birthday in Norfolk was not a weekend retreat for a cabal of elite webloggers. Quite the opposite in fact - I invited <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a> for god's sake! But there were webloggers there because I have friends who are webloggers. So thank you to Mo above, <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> and <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com">Paul</a> for trekking across country to keep me company. Paul has written up his side of Saturday evening <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com/?id=338">here</a>.</p>
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<p>I've had my first interaction with <a href="http://www.blogroots.com">Blogroots.com</a> today - which I knew was on the horizon, but had somehow completely managed to miss the launch of. It's a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a>-style board in structure (except that it has a nice category feature that reminds me of <a href="http://www.whedonesque.com">Whedonesque</a>) - and it's all about weblogs and weblogging. It's quite an interesting project in and of itself, but of course I came in at <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/89">this thread</a> - which is about (you guessed it) the Guardian's weblog award...</p>
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<p>Today ladies and gentlemen, I will mostly be writing like a barely-literate hack with no grasp of the English language and a tendency to create long, convoluted sentences with little structure, pace or glamour.</p>
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<p>Birthday in a nutshell (I'll complete the post over the day):</p>
<p><b><i>Thursday 18th July</i></b><br />
<b>Midday:</b> There's a tube strike in London so I'm working from home. The plan is to write a spec for a project at my new job at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet</a>, pack everything I need to take to Norfolk with me and then hop onto a train - having organised my gas problem at some point during the day.<br />
<b>4pm:</b> The spec is still far from complete. I am starting to sweat.<br />
<b>8pm:</b> The spec is still far from complete. I am starting to sweat.<br />
<b>10pm:</b> Have a freak out about the spec. Far from complete.</p>
<p><b><i>Friday 19th July</i></b><br />
<b>12am:</b> And suddenly, with the spec still far from complete, it's my birthday and I'm thirty. I send a few e-mails and text messages, go for a little walk around outside and feel like a tremendous weight has been lifted off my shoulders.<br />
<b>2am:</b> The spec is still far from compleete, but I've done enough for one day. Haven't managed to get to Norfolk yet, but I'll do that in the morning...<br />
<b>7am:</b> Wake up exhausted like someone has dumped a bucket of cold water on my face and look around frantically. Check my watch which has been broken for the last two and half weeks. Yes, it's still broken. Scrabble around for bags and clothes and things I have to take to Norfolk.<br />
<b>8am:</b> Everything's packed, but do I take a shower? I have no hot water, after all - not until the gas is fixed. Decision made on spur of moment - damn the shower. Run outside and wait for bus.<br />
<b>8.30am:</b> Bus still hasn't arrived. I now have an hour to get to the train station.<br />
<b>8.45am:</b> The bus just drove past fully loaded with people.<br />
<b>8.55am:</b> Arrive at tube station having given up on bus. Am carrying huge bag of crap. Tube station is closed due to flooding.<br />
<b>9.05am:</b> Arrive at other bus stop, hop onto bus - surely everything will be ok now.<br />
<b>9.30am:</b> Have moved about ten minutes walk down the road. Old ladies are lapping us. They've literally walked around the world once while we've been in this queue.<br />
<b>9.40am:</b> Get off bus and walk to nearby tube station. Pay for ticket and walk through barrier. Take off iPod headphones. A message comes over the tannoy, "There are no southbound services on the Bakerloo line at the moment". Swearing, I turn tail and get back on a bus.<br />
<b>9.50am:</b> God it's hot on this bus.<br />
<b>10.00am:</b> Arrange to meet Nick C. and drive up with him from Primrose Hill as whole public transport thing is slowly destroying my mind.<br />
<b>10.25am:</b> Bump into old friend at tube station. Declare that I am thirty. He's older than me. Feel like I've joined a club.<br />
<b>10.40am:</b> And we're off to sunny Norfolk!<br />
<b>11.45am:</b> Nick and I are driving around in the sun and it's really good fun and we're talking and really enjoying ourselves. I keep getting nice text messages from friends, and then - while driving through Elveden - I get a phone call from Gideon in St. Petersberg wishing me a happy birthday which is so entirely cool.<br />
<b>2pm:</b> Arrive at my parents' place in Norfolk kind of sweaty and exhausted. Which makes it sound like we arrived at orgasm rather than a nice house in the countryside, but we really didn't. We lounge around for a while, I show Nick around the house and the village, we have a drink, get cleaned up and wait for the first people to start arriving...</p>
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<p>Now this is funny: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=a+bloody+stupid+idea">search Google for 'a bloody stupid idea'</a>. And how did I find out about that? By reading <a href="http://www.internet-magazine.com/news/view.asp?id=2602">this very entertaining little article at Internet Magazine</a>... I'm kind of surprised - I don't want this to seem like a campaign - I'm just trying to explain why I think the Guardian competition isn't really in the spirit of weblogging and encourage people who think the same to say so. If you want to enter, you won't get lynched!</p>
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<p>One of the most gob-smacking parts of my birthday weekend was when my web-chums circled around me and, separating me from the flock of non-geeks, herded me gently but insistently into the conservatory. There they revealed to me that there had been a huge behind-the-scenes conspiracy going on for some weeks to get together enough money for me to get a digital camera. My eyes got a bit weird and scared when they told me this. Wider and weirder when they told me about <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/tom/finalindex.html">this</a> and mentioned who had contributed...</p>
<p>Well today I went with Katie and Mo Morgan to a little camera shop in North London and bought a little Ixus V2 with the ill-gotten gains, so finally you can expect a decent amount of pictures on <b>plasticbag.org</b>. It was really surprisingly exciting and I felt all weird but kind of nice about it. Well anyway - I'm going to e-mail everyone independently, but I thought I should do it all publically too. So lots of thanks to:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal the Conspiratorial</a>
<li> <a href="http://tajmahal.fneh.net">Tom the Terrible Dark Overlord in Charge of Schemes</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.whereveryouare.org">Vaughn the Vital Component</a>
<li> <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org">Haughey the American Agent</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.nicomorgan.com">Nico the "Not-doing-anything, honest!"</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo the Mostly Secretive</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.grayblog.co.uk">Graybo the Generally Useful</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.digitaltrickery.com">Paul the Co-Plotter</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachine">Darren the Devious</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg the Mastermind</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Matt the Arch-Manipulator</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com">Michael the Mischievous</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.prolific.org">Caroline the Collaborator</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo the Most Lovely and Most Missed</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason the Joint-Agent</a>
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<p>While I'm at it - thanks to <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Ms Hourihan</a> for her instructions on how to destroy the world with computers - and to the other couple of people who sent me stuff from my wishlist - <i>but didn't put their names in</i>!</p>
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<p>So this guy at work is in a band called the Marseille Figs, and he's been sending me a couple of links through the day. It's kind of Pogues-Blues-Bluegrass with a bit of a sense of humour. I'll probably get lynched for that. Anyway - if you want to hear the kind of thing he plays then I'd recommend <a href="http://www.marseillefigs.org/mp3/marseille_figs-wreck_of_the_old_97.mp3">Wreck of the Old</a> - and if you like that, he'll be on <a href="http://www.resonancefm.com">ResonanceFM.com</a> this evening.</p>
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<p>If you've been as fascinated by the whole <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/warchalking/">warchalking</a> thing as most of the geeks on the web seem to have been, then you'll be delighted to know that there was a piece on the BBC's Six O'Clock News about it yesterday - if you've got Realplayer, you can <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/video/38155000/rm/_38155791_wireless18_nisbet_vi.ram">still watch it</a>. It only vaguely misses the point - which is a significant improvement on most mainstream media...</p>
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<p>Amusing fact about Guardian Best British Blog award judge Anita Roddick. She's supposed to be running her own site, except if you want to write to her the only e-mail address you can use is <a href="http://www.anitaroddick.com/about/contact.jsp">staff@anitaroddick.com</a>. Thanks to <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mr Morgan</a> for that one (and for looking after my flat while the gas man came).</p>
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<p>Things that other webloggers are talking about today that I don't think are very interesting:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.daypop.com/redirect?id=31678788">Salon's Weblogs</A><br />
It's a dumb idea. When I was writing <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/presentations/Learning_from_Weblogs_final.ppt">Learning from Weblogs</a> (PowerPoint, large) I thought a lot about how people might think about adding weblog features to their sites in order to enhance their communities. The actual hosting of weblogs seemed to me a dumb idea mainly because of collisions of branding and the association of your site with crap - or even offensive - content. It might work, I guess, but I don't understand why you'd want to do it anyway... [<a href="http://davenet.userland.com/2002/07/24/ourDealWithSalon">Dork</a>]
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2147879.stm">Asteroids destroying the world</a><br />
Blah, blah, blah. Is this all anyone ever talks about nowadays? How can I put this carefully - it's <i>very unlikely to happen</i>! Channel 4 in the UK have a breakfast TV show called <a href="http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/R/rise/index.html">RI:SE</a> - and they spent most of this morning talking about what you'd do if an asteroid was destroying the world tomorrow. I think the whole thing's a bit of a relief - now I don't have to worry about pensions, getting fat, contracting any unpleasant diseases or going jogging regularly. Plus no more need to worry about recycling. I can become the boorish horror I always aspired to be.
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<p>If you have a use for it, then you can now get an RSS feed from <b>plasticbag.org</b> at <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/rss/plasticbag.xml">http://www.plasticbag.org/rss/plasticbag.xml</a>. And why should you want such a thing? Well one good reason is because if you're on a Mac you could read the whole site through <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire Lite</a> instead of coming to this dumb page every day. It's a bloody wonderful little application - try it immediately if you can...</p>
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<p>Fertile customers of plasticbag drivel-log - would that I had time to chat! But for the first time in over a week I have hot running-water at home and I'm so excited I might ... wash myself! And I have a lot of self-cleaning to do - because after seeing <a href="http://www.edwardtufte.com/1576494545/tufte/posters">these stunning Tufte-related diagrams</a> I'm covered in a thick glutinous layer of human drool.</p>
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<p>I've just experienced the first text ad that I've actually wanted to click on. More than that, even - I've just experienced the first text ad that <i>against all the odds</i> I <b>did</b> click on. What did it say? "<A href="http://www.metafilter.com/adsystem/redir.cfm?adid=537">Suicide girls</a> - punk/goth girls. read their blogs, see them naked." That's got to be the best advert ever. Even if you're a poof. And much respect must go to <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter</a> - even when it takes ads for porno, it's got to be stunningly well-designed.</P>
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<p>If you're a Mac OSX user (and as such probably using <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire</a> all <i>over</i> the place since I recommended it a couple of days ago), then you might be vaguely interested in seeing <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/MySubscriptions.opml">who I'm currently reading</a>! And if you've got NetNewsWire you can directly import it!</p>
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<p>So it occurs to me that if the Cook Islands formatted their <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/ck.htm">top-level domains</a> in the same way as the UK does, then you could get a site which would end in <b>.co.ck</b> - which shouldn't really completely amuse me, but somehow does anyway. If Austria did it you'd get <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/at.htm">co.at</a> - which isn't anywhere near as funny, but is a bit like my last name. If <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/ca.htm">Canada</a> did it and <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/la.htm">Lao People's Democratic Republic</a> did it too, and you combined them you'd get the name of a leading soft-drink manufacturer and the core ingredient in cocaine. <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/de.htm">Germanians</a> would be speaking in <b>co.de</b>. In <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/gs.htm">South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands</a> you'd be able to hear the <b>co.gs</b> turning when you visited their sites. All <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/lt.htm">Lithuanian</a> guns would be <b>co.lt</b>s. While <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/ma.htm">Morocco</a> would be in a <b>co.ma</b>. In <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/ne.htm">Niger</a> they'd have ice cream <b>co.ne</b>s. Probably that would make <a href="http://www.iana.org/root-whois/pe.htm">Peru</a> so jealous that they wouldn't be able to <b>co.pe</b> anymore. There are many more potential ones on <a href="http://www.iana.org/cctld/cctld-whois.htm">this page</a>, but I'm at work so shouldn't be buggering around...</p>
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<p>So if you fancy a laugh go and get your lardy arse over to the Guardian where you can read all about <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,764718,00.html">My New Media</a>. It was done over the phone - which was a bit weird - and as such is dribbling with the kind of weird rhythms that stick out like badgers in ice-cream in my spoken voice. But it's also been edited down quite a bit which is why some of the comments don't really make all that much sense... I might expand on the questions later in the day if anyone's interested - and thanks to Laura Barton for putting me in there in the first place!</p>
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<p>Ok. Have you ever played 'Worms'? Were your tiny blobby creepy crawlies just a little too heterosexual? Did you hanker for some exploding thong action? Do you <i>need</i> a rolling tranny to bitch-slap your Village People friends? Then check out <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/games/games/gaylords/">Gaylords</a> - a <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a>-style flash game in which one or two poofs can take on lots of robo-poofs. And who is the genius behing this endeavour? Would you believe it's Auntie Beeb?</p>
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<p>One of the terrible terrible (oh the pain) crises of weblogging is that when you have anything to write about in your life you have no time in which to write about it. So summaries of posts that I wanted to write but didn't have time would probably be:</p>
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<li> Austin Powers was good. Go figure.
<li> Cal made me buy an X-Box.
<li> Halo is really good.
<li> The <a href="http://www.upsideclown.com">UpsideClown</a> party was good fun.
<li> Dan from <a href="http://www.venusberg.org">Venusberg.org</a> has trousers with piss-flaps.
<li> Sitting in Primrose Hill is really nice.
<lI> Shit! I left my keys in Primrose Hill.
<li> How I gave a bottle of champagne to the taxi driver who helped me rescue my keys.
<li> Why is everyone trying to set me up with their friends?
<li> I'm on a weird low-carb diet.
<li> Lunch with the guy from <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian Unlimited</a> was very interesting, and now I've got some good ideas.
<lI> Air Conditioning is a very very good thing.
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<p>So at the end of last week I entered into an e-mail debate with Simon Walden from Guardian Unlimited about the Best British Blog award. The debate was supposed to be a public way of voicing some of the concerns about the award that I've been hearing from people around the community as well as my own relatively strong feelings on the subject. I was approached because I'd made the loudest stink about the whole thing, I think, rather than because of any other criteria.</p>
<p>Well I'm reasonably happy with how the debate itself turned out - and in fact it's now <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/newmedia/comment/0,7496,765161,00.html">online at the Guardian</a> in full. I'm less thrilled with the introduction that they've written to go on top of it, which characterises me, slightly unfairly I think, as a grumpy curmudgeon trying to spoil all the fun, rather than someone who thinks that the Guardian acted inappropriately. Still, never mind...</p>
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<p>I have an almost overwhelming urge to buy <a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=b3ta,b3tashop,tomskdesign,eatbunny3,santexo,doginacoat,blogjam,wooyay,weeblatb3ta,davrosdreams,isthisb3ta,cal_b3ta,monkeon,limpfish2,nicecupoftea.2565710&zoom=yes#zoom">this mug</a> - except it's got to be so expensive to ship cross-atlantic. Are there <i>no</i> caféshops (!) equivalents in the UK that are any good!?</p>
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<p>It's probably not worth going into this in great detail - particularly as I don't specifically know the detail. But the salient facts are: 1) Dorian came from someone and they'd done something to his eye. 2) His eye looked really really freaky. 3) I had a new digital camera and really really wanted to share. In related news Dorian was thirty today which makes him a soul brother to me in every way.</p>
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<p>So you're given a choice between thing A and thing B.<br />
And thing A and thing B are as nice as can be.<br />
And there's nothing you know that will help you, you see...<br />
How do you decide 'tween thing A and thing B?</p>
<p>Thing A has the glamour, the style and the verve.<br />
Thing A is the best if you have got the nerve.<br />
But that man who came asking and begging on knee.<br />
He talked and he talked of the cool of thing B</p>
<p>Thing A was unsure, but then suddenly not.<br />
Now that thing's the thing that the other thing's not.<br />
But you already decided that B was for you.<br />
Whatever dear reader should our hero do?</p>
<p>He went with his heart which said "you must be true",<br />
To back out on whim is the wrong thing to do.<br />
And integrity means that you can't just decide,<br />
To laugh at the man to whom 'yes' you'd replied...</p>
<p>A month gone and what's wrong? Do you feel you were had?<br />
Has thing B that was promised so good gone so bad?<br />
And if it is peace that you're trying to find...<br />
Thing A would have driven you out of your mind.</p>
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<p>So my dad is seriously into golf, and plays all the time. He's been into golf for years. I used to try and play a bit, but I was completely bloody useless at it, so I don't do that any more. Anyway - my mother is a 'lady member' of the golf club - or at least used to be. I think she got bored of it. Anyway - the 'lady members' are very much there on sufferance. They don't get to go into most of the bars, they don't get to play on Saturdays and they are generally ridiculed by most of the proper members. But not any more! It now turns out that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2161869.stm">the golf club won't get a drinks license unless they let women in as full members</a> - and that means with full voting rights. It's only a few decades late, but it's still a step in the right direction...</p>
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<p>So I was like talking to a friend at work and I asked him if he wanted to come over and play <a href="http://www.combatevolved.com">Halo</a> all evening with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I and he said he couldn't and I said he was like totally whipped or something and he didn't know what that meant so I like entirely <a href="http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten/15_dating_list.html">showed him</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones's site</a> is currently on fire. If you're reading anything about the net at the moment, you should be reading that and not whatever infantile ramblings I'm preparing of an evening.</p>
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<p>Today my head feels as woolly as dozens of sheep. Ideas kind of have to fight for space next to smelly mutton and can't make themselves heard over the relentless soft bleating from every direction. </p>
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<p>Now like him or loathe him, Peter Mandelson is Labour (and hence probably has his heart <i>roughly</i> in the right place) and a poof. So he can't be all bad. More to the point, he's clearly a very media-savvy gentleman with a certain flair for the dramatic and a not-entirely-shit <a href="http://www.petermandelson.com">web presence</a>. Perhaps unsurprisingly the site skips over some of the more controversial aspects of his involvement with the political system, but remains essentially an extremely well-crafted piece of informational publishing.</p>
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<p>Sometimes I think that I'm <a href="http://www.buymeahooker.com/">just like this poor (spoof) gentleman</A>. So to make me feel better and superior, I sent the man concerned a little $1 donation. And the e-mail address the money is sent to? <a href="mailto:savemyhands@yahoo.com">savemyhands@yahoo.com</a>!</p>
<p>On a related issue - I asked <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> whether it would be a bad idea to get a t-shirt printed that said 'AIM me if you want a shag' with my AIM name after it. And he said, <b>nope</b>.</p>
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<p>I fear I may be alone in being utterly confused about <a href="http://www.kottke.org/02/08/020801lemmings_at_.html">Jason's latest post about Andrew Sullivan</a>. The sheer number of similes swimming around the place like laser-mounted sharks in a very small pool make, erm, those sharks, erm, get cramped and laser each other or something. One thing is clear though - Jason uses the phrase 'self-congratulating hogwash' about the ludicrous <a href="http://www.andrewsullivan.com/">Andrew Sullivan</A> and as such is very much my hero and ally.</p>
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<p>So I'm known for having little patience when it comes to dumb linking policies. Just in case you're not remembering the whole dumb-linking thing - this is when a company like KMPG says <a href="http://www.kpmg.com">KPMG</a> says you have to get permission before you're allowed to link to them. It's dumb. It's a policy. It's about linking. Are you with me yet? Anyway - lots of other people think this kind of thing is dumb too. And someone's <a href="http://www.dontlink.com/">founded a weblog about it</a>. That's kind of cool.</p>
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<p>So when they come to write the history of weblogging - will there be much evidence of the inter-relationships, the hidden parallels and links that lie between webloggers? One of the nicest things I've seen in ages, and potentially a really interesting and useful site, <A href="http://www.blogtree.com">BlogTree.com</A> is trying to assemble a weblog genealogy of inspiration - who inspired who to start a weblog? I've often said that the two people who got me really excited about the true potential of the web were <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> and <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek</a>, but looking back to my first ever entries on the site, I see that <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg Hourihan</a> was an early influence as well. You can see my '<A href="http://www.blogtree.com/blogtree.php?blogid=79" title="Blog Pedigree">Pedigree</A>' if you're interested, or if you want to participate yourself: <A href="http://www.blogtree.com">Who inspired you to start your weblog?</a></p>
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<p>PS. In a conversation with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org">Matt</a> the other day about 'generations of weblogging' inspired by a post on <a href="http://sashinka.blogspot.com">sashinka.blogspot.com</a> Matt made the stunning comment that 'first generation webloggers' basically means anyone who started weblogging before you did, while 'second generation' means you and people you consider your peers. So even though I've been weblogging for three years (nearly) I consider myself a second-generation weblogger after <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>, <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evhead</a>, <A href="http://www.camworld.com">Camworld</a> and <a href="http://www.memepool.com">Memepool</a>.</p>
<p>But now of course that's no longer true - you can <i>measure</i> your generation - it's simply how many generations you are below the founding godhead of weblogging as detailed on <a href="http://www.blogroots.com">Blogroots</a>. And don't be starting to fool yourself here - everyone was inspired by more than one weblogger - and the generation you belong to will be the one younger than the youngest one of your influences. So <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> may be your father, but if I'm your mother then you're third generation at <i>best</i>. Got that?</p>
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<p><b>If I were a bell</b> <i>Dinah Washington</i><br />
[being a song that makes me feel happy]<br /><br />
Ask me how do I feel<br />
Now that we're cosy and clinging<br />
Well sir all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!<br />
From the moment we kissed goodnight<br />
That's the way I just gotta behave,<br />
And if I were lamp I'd light<br />
Or if I were a banner I'd wave.<br />
Ask me how do I feel, <br />
Little me with the quiet upbringing<br />
Well sir all I can is if I were a gate I'd be swinging,<br />
And if I were a watch I'd stop popping my spring<br />
Oh and if I were a bell<br />
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.<br /><br />
Ask me how do I feel<br />
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning<br />
Well sir all I can is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!<br />
Well I knew my morale would crack<br />
From the wonderful way you looked<br />
Boy if I were a duck I'd quack,<br />
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked.<br />
Ask me how do I feel?<br />
Now that we're fondly caressing....<br />
Pal if I were a salad,<br />
I know I'd be splashing my dressing....<br />
Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring<br />
And if I were bell,<br />
Say if I were a bell<br />
If I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding!</p>
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<p>Long term weblog enthusiasts may remember a precocious web-brat called Mark Olynciw, who used to run the site <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero.com</a>. Well turns out he's in London again and I'm going to see him this evening. What fun!</p>
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<p>Last time Mark was in London (sometime in the year 2000), Katy from <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">kitschbitch.com</a> and I went to meet him and his mother and his friend Vance. Katy and I took Mark and Vance to wander around Soho...</p>
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In July 2002, the Guardian announced that it would be running a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">Best British Blog</a> award with a prize of ��1000, to be judged by a group of judges ranging from Anita Roddick to Jen Bolton (ex of <a href="http://www.threadnaught.net">threadnaught.net</a>). Immediate reactions from around British weblogging were very mixed. Some people thought the competition was an amusing diversion, but quite a sizeable group thought the awards process was a strange and kind of ridiculous idea that would do little for webloggers or weblogging.
I was quite outspoken about my feelings towards the competition - and for this reason (and because I'd been the lucky recipient of the <a href="http://www.bloggies.com">Bloggies</a>' "Best European Weblog" award - I was asked to participate in an online debate with Simon Walden, representing the Guardian.
The transcript of this debate is below - or you can view it on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,765160,00.html">guardian.co.uk</a> if you'd prefer...
<b>The transcript:</b>
<B>To: Simon Waldman <br /> Sent by: Tom Coates</B>
When Simon introduced this competition he said that the Guardian had quickly embraced personal publishing. he's quite right - the Guardian has probably done more to encourage people to start their own weblogs than any other organisation in the UK. But I think it has now moved from supporting a grass-roots movement to attempting to appropriate it.
If weblogs are valuable at all, they are so because they give people a place to talk about whatever they want, however they want. Your weblog could be an intimate, personal space to get advice about your burgeoning sexuality, a frequently updated news feed about software development, or a soapbox to declare your extreme political views. The thing that unites all these people, however, is a certain authenticity of voice - these are real people talking openly about the things that matter to them.
In my opinion, pitting such radically different and very personal sites against one another undermines that authenticity, just as it demeans the motivations of the people who created them. But more importantly, it seems to me impossible to judge and unfair to do so. Is one person's life trauma a better read than another's thoughts on contemporary politics? And should we really be delighted that some cod-celebrities and old-tree hacks are setting themselves up to be the judges of our communities? I'll be voting with my feet and boycotting the contest.
<B>To: Tom Coates <br /> Sent by: Simon Waldman</B>
Tom,
Your description of what makes weblogs so valuable shows the sort of eloquence and intelligence and I would expect from someone who has already won several awards for his weblogging activities (we'll come to them in a minute). But, I think your reaction against our competition lacks some of your usual clarity of thought.
Yes, "pitting different types of weblog against each other" isn't easy - any more than comparing comedies and thrillers in the Oscars, or classical music and drum and bass in the Mercury prize - but it isn't impossible, and it certainly doesn't undermine blogging. After all, it has been done before - remember?
You are the proud owner of the title "European Blogger of the Year" according to the Bloggies. This award similarly pitted different blogs against each other - right across the continent. So are you saying it is all right to do this all the way across Europe, but not across Britain? Or would you like to hand your awards back as a matter of principle?
This competition is the result of our respect for the movement, not an attempt to appropriate it. We would no more try and appropriate blogging than we'd try to herd cats, juggle jelly and push water uphill at the same time.
We have almost 180 years' history as a radical newspaper. Representing and promoting diverse and minority voices is something we have done for decades, regardless of the medium. This is why we - including many of those you dismiss as "dead-tree editors" - find weblogging so exciting, and why we are looking and will continue to look for ways to support and promote it.
We've had hundreds of entries. Shame you're not among them, but we'll survive.
<B>To: Simon Waldman<br /> Sent by: Tom Coates</B>
Of course you'll survive - a well established newspaper like the Guardian isn't going to be affected by the groans of motley, partly washed web enthusiasts. Unfortunately, the weblogging world doesn't have 180 years of history behind it - and as such is much more vulnerable.
Your two points - that prizes like this are common in other media, and that my protests are hypocritical - reflect (I think) a misunderstanding about the nature of personal publishing. The things that make weblogs special and different to other media are exactly the things that make large-scale media awards for them redundant.
Weblogs are not (just) written to entertain audiences, but are also spaces where people can talk openly about their lives. Asking people to compete in self-revelation, to play up to the cameras, seems wrong to me!
Webloggers aren't prostituting themselves for cash. In fact one important aspect is to have a place for yourself, somewhere personally important. Asking people to expose themselves for cash seems wrong to me!
Most webloggers form friendships with both readers and other webloggers. An external body encouraging competition between friends also seems wrong to me.
And the Bloggies? They're incomparable. It's a tiny event that no one takes seriously, with negligable prizes, and which has little interest to anyone outside weblogging. But most importantly, it's an award in which every participant, every judge and every voter is a weblogger or weblog reader (and an equal) rather than an inexpert "real-life big name", whose qualifications and ability to judge remain totally suspect.
<B>To: Tom Coates<br /> Sent by: Simon Waldman</B>
Tom,
I'm not going into a judge-by-judge defence of our panel, but we wouldn't have chosen them if we didn't think they were perfect for the task. They are all keen webloggers or readers. Most have been involved with the net for the best part of a decade. They are all very able and, thankfully, willing to judge. Your suspicions are ill-founded.
I respect the personal nature of personal publishing. This is why we are not forcing anyone to enter, nor are we allowing people to be nominated against their will. If some people see their weblog as something for themselves, or a small group of friends, they have nothing to fear from this competition.
However, what is wrong with people wanting to raise the profile of their blogs, and have the chance of earning some money at the same time?
We just want to promote and reward the best British bloggers, if, and only if, they want to be promoted and rewarded. And, judging from the number of entries we have had, it seems there are plenty who do.
Moreover, our assessment of "best" includes all the values that you hold dear - particularly authenticity. "Playing up to the camera" will not be appreciated.
This is hardly a large-scale media award. We have put in place a decent (but still reasonably modest) cash prize, not because we want people to prostitute themselves, but because we think anything less would seem mean. We think it is a perfectly fair reward for the amount of effort that anyone has to go into to keep up a decent blog.
I can see what you're afraid of. I just don't think that we're it. When News International discovers weblogs, don't worry, I'll be there fighting it with you.
<B>To: Simon Waldman<br /> Sent by: Tom Coates </B>
I think at this point I should make clear that I don't believe that the Guardian is intentionally exploiting weblogs or that they are consciously aware of the potential damage this could do to a community in its infancy. I have total confidence in Lloyd Shepherd, the Guardian's chief producer at Guardian Unlimited when he said recently: "It's all good clean fun. We didn't do [the competition] to wind anyone up - we were trying to raise the profile of British blogs as well as our site. It's supposed to be a win-win situation".
But despite this I think you're being disingenuous when you say that you want "to promote and reward the best British blogs, if and only if, they want to be promoted and rewarded". Your prize is called "The Best British Blog" award - and declares itself to be an attempt to find that mythical beast - even though many British weblogs are boycotting it on principle and even though the criterion of "the best" actually means the personal feelings of a very limited and unrepresentative group of people.
Perhaps with a less outrageously presumptuous name - "The Guardian Weblog of the Year" maybe - it would seem less arrogant. Perhaps with prizes that appealed to people who were in love with the medium (creative software or training or even an experience worth writing about) it would seem less out of touch.
Instead, the Guardian has declared itself an arbiter of weblogs - it has moved from being a paper that delights in participation in a community to one that feels it has the right to be the judge of it.
It's time for the Guardian to stop promoting weblogs from the outside, and instead start actively helping the community from within. There are many ways it could be constructive - from sponsoring a real-life British weblogging event to providing new ways for weblogs to interact with each other or with the Guardian's site. Can't we put this ludicrous contest behind us and do something more useful with our time?
<B>To: Tom Coates<br /> Sent by: Simon Waldman </B>
Tom,
One of the prime reasons we embarked on the competition was to help start the debate about how a traditional media owner such as ourselves can engage with a movement that is in many ways the very antithesis of traditional media. So, your suggestions on how we might improve the competition in future years, or get further involved with the weblogging community, are very welcome. The start, I hope, of an ongoing dialogue.
If changing the name from "Best British Blog" to "Guardian Unlimited Weblog of the Year", or something similar, would help win you and others over, then we're happy to consider it (it's not quite as snappy, but it'll do).
We did consider different prizes, but in the end, we decided to stick with cash as we felt it was better to let people decide what to spend it on themselves, rather than trying to second guess people's needs and wants. Our favourite idea was a "Supermarket Sweep" at PC World, which we thought would be good fun, but a little pricey - (and yes, we did debate whether webloggers would really want to buy from PC World).
At the end of this flurry of emails, I hope you can see that our intentions were good, even if you disagree with our actions. The cash we have put up, the senior executives we have put forward as judges, the space we have given to it both in print and online are a sign of respect for the weblogging community, not an attempt to lord over it.
I think we both agree on what makes weblogging so wonderful. I like to think that over the next year - long after this competition is over and the winner has blown his or her winnings - we will embark on a number of initiatives that might help it stay that way.
All the best,
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I've been quite outspoken about the Guardian's Best British Blog award - and for this reason I was asked to participate in an online debate with Simon Walden, representing the Guardian.
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AUTHOR: Carla Scarlett
EMAIL: carlasdomain@hotmail.com
IP: 209.246.111.250
URL: http://memo.antville.org
DATE: 08/05/2002 01:01:39 AM
For the past five years or so, as I read the various journals, diaries or now commonly called "blogs" I would encounter on the internet, I could hear and identify with the true, unfiltered voices of the various writers who wrote from the heart. What I found within many of the entries was a totally uncut style of writing--writing which was personal, direct, bold, raw. These writers didn't seem to care much about whether they had "hits" or not to their pages. To them, writing was a means of expression, and they wrote to their heart's content.. Audience or not, they wrote what they felt. The subject matter varied from the philosophical to the mundane. The more mundane, the more interested I became and I began to feel a certain sense of "knowing" the writer on a personal level. Many a time I found myself aghast at some of the personal details these writers exposed about their lives--drug use, fighting sicknesses such as Cancer or AIDS or their revelations of family issues or other domestic crises. Often, the writers tried in earnest to convey bravery in a matter of fact tone, but fear spoke volumes instead.
To the unsuspecting reader of a random journal entry, there was no apology given, yet, there was an unspoken agreement that if one didn't like the writing one could always leave. Often however, the various sites were sprinkled with things such as a favorite dish, color, book, video, game, a piece of clothing and what not. Most importantly however, ratings did not seem to be utmost on their minds. They did not beg or advertise that people leave comments or feedback. Times have changed.
The trend is now commonly called "blogging." I have come across really good blogs. Unlike the diaries and journal of
the past, these have a certain feel, sound and look of "newness" to them-- an air of freshness. The designs are more eye-catching and they involve you and compel you to read on. The tone is still very serious, direct and matter-of-factly although terminology--hooch, hoe, bitch, etc.-- sometimes slip in. Additionally, biographical notes identifying the writer usually appears in the menu now. The writings while they are still variously about about what one does, see, hear and how one feels; about sex, boyfriends, brothers, sisters, mothers, fathes, buddies or spouses, these days reveal a sense of distress, loneliness--the "blues"-- and are often either scarcastic, sentimental, bitter, boastful or naive. Above all, many are warehouses for links. Don't have anything to say? populate the space with links to this and that friends' blog, but reader beware, for the next link you click on might lead to another blog with less to say and steeped in links.
In recent weeks a blogger's contest ensued on blogger.com for charity--a noble cause. Now, with this competition the Best British Blog Award, I can only expect that bloggers will be fighting between themselves-- what I have to say is better than what you have to say! or I am the best! and in so doing, will be defeating the whole purpose of the "medium" as you put it, as one of personal space and freedom of expression. Admittedly, such a competition might at best, raise the profile of the various entrants; at worst, it will and I can't say this any better than you Tom: "undermine authenticity."
Blogs are not meant for competition purposes for just what is really being judged? The writing style or the content? or is it the design, or the substance of the person's life conveyed in the blog? I ask a similar question to Tom's, is the self-exposed detail that one person shares about his or her life more or less important than another's?
It eludes me as to how the various blogs will be judged and under what criteria. Perhaps it is my ignorance that stands in the way of supporting such a contest and if it is, educate me, give me thy knowledge. Peace!
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AUTHOR: deej
EMAIL: dj@sassylad.co.uk
IP: 217.207.226.210
URL: http://www.sassylad.co.uk
DATE: 08/05/2002 02:46:08 PM
I've recently been cajoled into submitting my little collection of wibblings and rants to the Guardian best british blog competiton. I'm fully expecting the entry to fall flat on it's face, but it's always worth trying. The concept of "best *british* blog" does confuse me somewhat... two of my favourite reads are in America and Norway, and yet they're not going to count. Why should it just be a british thing? I am however hedging my bets quite firmly on it being a london based blog that wins. I've got a theory on that one, which at some point in the near future I might expand on: but until then we'll call it a hunch.
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AUTHOR: Dicky
EMAIL: rich@clagnut.com
IP: 193.82.96.102
URL: http://www.clagnut.com/
DATE: 08/15/2002 02:49:13 PM
Tom argues that the compo goes against the essence of blogging; that we shouldnt be judging peoples outpouring of thoughts, emotions and ideas. On the face of it, this may seem a sound objection. But those of us in the blog community judge web logs all the time; there are some we visit regularly and others well visit once and never return to. We are inherently making judgments on subconscious or conscious criteria we love /loathe the design, the tone of voice, the insightful writing, the links, the dog photos. We have our own (maybe mental) lists of blogs which are good and forget about blogs which are poor. Is The Guardian not just bringing this into a public arena?
Yes, the judging will be highly subjective. A blogger constantly slagging off the paper or the competition judges is surely less likely to win. But I find it hard to believe that people will be tailoring their blog content in an overt attempt to impress the judges; its certainly pretty sad if they do. I do concede that folks may pay more attention to their blog keeping it updated more regularly, may be even checking the spelling not really such as bad a thing.
You can position your cynicism of The Guardians motives anywhere you like from a benign celebration of British blog culture, to a shallow attempt to get more readers and ad impressions, but I for one will be entering the competition. Not because I think I could win, or even that I want to (��1000 aside) but because I want more people to read my blog. Thats pretty much what its there for.
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 62.255.32.6
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 09/10/2002 12:13:51 AM
Seems to me the transcript highlights the fact that this is not a right/wrong debate. Rather, that there are different viewpoints, valid in their own terms.
I like blogs, but I also like movies, books, art etc. and they have 'competitions' which are equally subjective and ideologically questionable. The blog is unique because anyone can do it, but I don't think that makes it singularly 'special'. I'm sure there are many artists, writers etc who object to their competitions, because they offend their idea of artistic or literary integrity.
I don't think there's any 'appropriation' here - it just couldn't be done because the web is so vast, democratic and anarchic, and I'm sure the G. recognise that.
A competition about content that is often personal is a little strange, but I'm glad to see that 'playing to the camera' is both recognised and not appreciated.
I see valid points here on both 'sides'. I suspect that some entrants will also have ideological objections, but entered the event for practical reasons - just like the hypothetical artist. Seems to me that's what the G. want to provide for.
It's a bit of game, and I suspect most people realise the 'winner' may or may not have real value since who can define what that is? There probably are a few useful criteria - like the authenticity cited above. But entering, winning, not winning, does not directly equate with value or worth. Someone may derive great benefit from personal publishing and yet may not have a popular blog. So who is the judge? In those circumstances, outside opinion is irrelevant. But that doesn't mean it follows, therefore, that a competition is best avoided.
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AUTHOR: HomeOfficeJoey
EMAIL: HOJ@homeofficejoey.com
IP: 212.219.59.222
URL: http://homeofficejoey.blogspot.com/
DATE: 02/25/2004 03:33:34 PM
God, I didn't actually disagree with the Guardian awards till I read this, now I'm unsure on the grounds that this Simon guy is totally patronising:
"Your description of what makes weblogs so valuable shows the sort of eloquence and intelligence and I would expect from someone who has already won several awards for his weblogging activities"
I trust Tom was suitably flattered to have recieved such an accolade from that well-known, "radical" newspaper, The Guardian!
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<p>So I found my favourite poem online again today - I talk about it every so often on this site - it's called <a href="http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~lauralk/herbert/Employment__2__549.html">Employment</a> and it's by George Herbert. It's a strange poem - not particularly cheery, full of references to a god that I cheerfully secularise when I'm reading it - but somehow a call to action, and an acceptance of a fundamental desire to do good works.</p>
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<p>True or not - this <a href="http://www.edwardtufte.com/309813193/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?usca_p=t&msg_id=00007Q&topic_id=1&topic=Ask%20E%2eT%2e">Princeton Acceptance Letter</a> is such an unbelievably gorgeous and funny piece of design that you'll need it to be real.</p>
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<p><b>The Situation:</b><br />Imagine, if you will, that a <a href="http://www.salon.com">prominent web magazine</a> had decided to start hosting <a href="http://www.salon.com/blogs">Weblogs</a>. Imagine if shortly afterwards another <a href="http://www.boston.com">prominent online publisher</a> said they were doing the same. And then imagine if <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/111">rumours abounded</a> that they weren't going to be the only ones. And then imagine that you had been talking with a representative of a major UK newspaper who revealed to you that - if only for a short while - they too had been thinking of hosting weblogs on their site. What would you think? Would you think 'what a wonderful thing for the medium'?</p>
<p><b>The Problem</b><br />Well of course it's entirely possible that it would be a wonderful thing for the medium - but it almost certainly wouldn't be a particularly wonderful thing for the publisher! Think about it for a moment - most people who become committed to weblogging eventually choose to set up a site of their own somewhere - sometimes with a domain name of their own - often with a design that's resolutely their own. The logical consequence of this (surely) is that after a while any site that offers free weblogging with little flexibility in design or personalisation will <i>eventually</i> be abandoned by the dedicated. And in their wake nothing a but huge wasteland of tumbleweed blogs and - dare I say it - unreadable sites. How does that reflect well on <a href="http://www.boston.com">boston.com</a>? Or <a href="http://www.salon.com">Salon</a>?</p>
<p><b>The Reason</b><br />
It doesn't take a genius to gather what is happening in corporate world at the moment - weblogs are 'in' - they've finally stopped being fashionable, and so are suddenly now becoming acceptable to the mainstream. Your executive at BigPublisher.com suddenly thinks that weblogging is the heart of the internet - the web finally fulfilling its promise. And of course they're right... But does understanding the importance of weblogs and weblogging correspond to understanding how an information publisher should relate <i>to</i> weblogs and weblogging? I would say no....</p>
<p><b>The Solution?</b><br />I'm not going to claim to have the definitive answer to how (say) the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> should interact with the 'revolution in personal publishing' (which is, I might add, the longest bloody revolution ever, I think) - but I have got a couple of suggestions. And they revolve around not trying to usurp the common space that weblogs exist in, but in developing ways of cementing and building upon the interactions between those two very different beasts - mainstream and personal publishers.</p>
<ul>
<li> Provide tools that allow webloggers to hook into your content. At the most trivial, this includes newsfeeds and RSS/RDF feeds. Let people put them on their sites, but also let them play with them - let them develop interesting idiosyncratic ways of looking at the information you create.
<li> Look at the meta-tools that exist already for webloggers - <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> for example. Adapt these tools to provide a different insight into the content you produce. For example: Create a "What the web is reading" page on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> - this page being nothing more or less than Blogdex's recent links thing, but only reflecting Guardian articles. Your visitors get a guide to the best stuff on your site as chosen by the web itself. You get traffic to those articles and demonstrate your respect for the aggregate power and intelligence of the weblogging community as a whole. If you included the 'sources' aspect of Blogdex as well - so that everyone who has commented on an article on the Guardian is automatically linked to from the Guardian's site, then you get a situation where both weblogger, publisher and reader benefit - the weblogger in terms of traffic, the publisher in terms of traffic but more importantly by being able to demonstrate a public, conversational aspect to their sites without any of the cost of development or legal implications. And the reader is directed to the very best content you have to provide as well as to second level commentators who might be able to provide a different perspective...
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<p><b>Conclusion:</b> So here's my challenge to large online publishers: rather than admiring the medium and trying to reincorporate it into your traditional models, why not respect what makes it different - the sheer volume of people doing it, the sense of link-filtering, the personal comments and ideas that it generates - and work to make the relationship between mainstream and personal publishers a symbiotic one borne of mutual respect for what makes us so different (and yet complementary) to one another? [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003177.html#comments">Comment on this post</a>]</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b><br />I don't want people to think I'm talking about <a href="http://www.blogspot.com">Blogspot</a> sites here - which fill a valuable niche in providing cheap or free presences for people who wish to be creative without investing large amounts of cash (but which - fundamentally - can be stripped of advertising, corporate branding and completely personalised).</p>
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<b>The Situation:</b>
Imagine, if you will, that a <a href="http://www.salon.com">prominent web magazine</a> had decided to start hosting <a href="http://www.salon.com/blogs">Weblogs</a>. Imagine if shortly afterwards another <a href="http://www.boston.com">prominent online publisher</a> said they were doing the same. And then imagine if <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/111">rumours abounded</a> that they weren't going to be the only ones. And then imagine that you had been talking with a representative of a major UK newspaper who revealed to you that - if only for a short while - they too had been thinking of hosting weblogs on their site. What would you think? Would you think 'what a wonderful thing for the medium'?</p>
<b>The Problem:</b>
Well of course it's entirely possible that it would be a wonderful thing for the medium - but it almost certainly wouldn't be a particularly wonderful thing for the publisher! Think about it for a moment - most people who become committed to weblogging eventually choose to set up a site of their own somewhere - sometimes with a domain name of their own - often with a design that's resolutely their own. The logical consequence of this (surely) is that after a while any site that offers free weblogging with little flexibility in design or personalisation will <i>eventually</i> be abandoned by the dedicated. And in their wake nothing a but huge wasteland of tumbleweed blogs and - dare I say it - unreadable sites. How does that reflect well on <a href="http://www.boston.com">boston.com</a>? Or <a href="http://www.salon.com">Salon</a>?</p>
<b>The Reason:</b>
It doesn't take a genius to gather what is happening in corporate world at the moment - weblogs are 'in' - they've finally stopped being fashionable, and so are suddenly now becoming acceptable to the mainstream. Your executive at BigPublisher.com suddenly thinks that weblogging is the heart of the internet - the web finally fulfilling its promise. And of course they're right... But does understanding the importance of weblogs and weblogging correspond to understanding how an information publisher should relate <i>to</i> weblogs and weblogging? I would say no....</p>
<b>The Solution?</b>
I'm not going to claim to have the definitive answer to how (say) the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> should interact with the 'revolution in personal publishing' (which is, I might add, the longest bloody revolution ever, I think) - but I have got a couple of suggestions. And they revolve around not trying to usurp the common space that weblogs exist in, but in developing ways of cementing and building upon the interactions between those two very different beasts - mainstream and personal publishers.</p>
<ul>
<li> Provide tools that allow webloggers to hook into your content. At the most trivial, this includes newsfeeds and RSS/RDF feeds. Let people put them on their sites, but also let them play with them - let them develop interesting idiosyncratic ways of looking at the information you create.
<li> Look at the meta-tools that exist already for webloggers - <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> for example. Adapt these tools to provide a different insight into the content you produce. For example: Create a "What the web is reading" page on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">The Guardian</a> - this page being nothing more or less than Blogdex's recent links thing, but only reflecting Guardian articles. Your visitors get a guide to the best stuff on your site as chosen by the web itself. You get traffic to those articles and demonstrate your respect for the aggregate power and intelligence of the weblogging community as a whole. If you included the 'sources' aspect of Blogdex as well - so that everyone who has commented on an article on the Guardian is automatically linked to from the Guardian's site, then you get a situation where both weblogger, publisher and reader benefit - the weblogger in terms of traffic, the publisher in terms of traffic but more importantly by being able to demonstrate a public, conversational aspect to their sites without any of the cost of development or legal implications. And the reader is directed to the very best content you have to provide as well as to second level commentators who might be able to provide a different perspective...
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<b>Conclusion:</b>
So here's my challenge to large online publishers: rather than admiring the medium and trying to reincorporate it into your traditional models, why not respect what makes it different - the sheer volume of people doing it, the sense of link-filtering, the personal comments and ideas that it generates - and work to make the relationship between mainstream and personal publishers a symbiotic one borne of mutual respect for what makes us so different (and yet complementary) to one another?</p>
<b>Addendum:</b>
I don't want people to think I'm talking about <a href="http://www.blogspot.com">Blogspot</a> sites here - which fill a valuable niche in providing cheap or free presences for people who wish to be creative without investing large amounts of cash (but which - fundamentally - can be stripped of advertising, corporate branding and completely personalised).</p>
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Mainstream publishers seem increasingly to be letting their readers start weblogs on their sites - but is this really the best way for them to connect with the personal publishing revolution?
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian@iansie.com
IP: 193.237.236.2
URL: http://www.iansie.com/nonsense/blog.html
DATE: 08/06/2002 06:25:57 PM
Hooray, a chance to agree with you at last.
But (there will always be a but) I think there are even simpler measures that publishers can take to encourage blogs to link to them.
Like: do NOT use frames
Like: do NOT require registration
Like: DO structure your file-set in a transparent and predictable fashion
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AUTHOR: Bill
EMAIL: billblog@mermaniac.com
IP: 64.175.32.215
URL: http://www.mermaniac.com
DATE: 08/06/2002 07:53:12 PM
Well said, and I think your solutions are dead-on.
The one wild card in the equation is Salon's announcement that it will eventually charge a fee of $40/year for bloghosting. If there is a huge influx of cash, it's possible that we might see Salon loosen up and do some interesting things with blogs. I think a "what the web is reading" tool would be a natural for Salon, for example, and Userland is already building tools to create a Salon blogging community.
The reality, I'm afraid, is that there won't be very many users eager to pay for the privilege of producing a Salon-branded blog, and that any money brought in will immediately go toward other departments of Salon which are hemorrhaging cash.
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AUTHOR: TomD
EMAIL: tom@sparklefluff.com
IP: 217.34.78.120
URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism
DATE: 08/07/2002 08:16:57 AM
I suspect that ultimately the way that (say) the BBC will incorporate weblogs is pretty much the same way that it incorprated good webpages. Hire some of the people involved and get them to bring their audience with them. It's a model that worked in the early days of the web, and before that with any form of creative talent. Standup goes Open Mic->Club booking->Radio->TV, for example
Personal publishing a threat to journalism? No, it's a sandpit (albeit a very highly featured and well connected one) where the good people can choose to sell out or not...
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AUTHOR: Neil
EMAIL: plasticbag@getintofilm.com
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL:
DATE: 08/08/2002 03:06:02 PM
So salon will charge - they have to, they're a business.
BUT, given the huge civic benefit that widespread, simple, cross-platform access to weblogs & community spaces would give the UK, why does the BBC not treat this as a new definition of public service for a networked age?
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AUTHOR: Tom Dolan
EMAIL: tom@sparklefluff.com
IP: 62.255.64.5
URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism
DATE: 08/08/2002 11:37:37 PM
I guess because they don't need to be involved?
It's kind of wierd, because I know they've got all this anti-competitive stuff in their charter, but there also seems to be an attitude of 'if we don't *need* to be involved in it for it to be a success, and it's more likely we'll cock it up, why should we be?' that seems to be coming out recently. Makes a change from the big-red-rock-eater days...
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AUTHOR: Seyed Razavi
EMAIL: seyed@monkeyx.com
IP: 62.231.146.14
URL: http://www.monkeyx.com
DATE: 08/09/2002 10:50:58 AM
I thought buying community sites as a means of increasing your readership was a pointless exercise. It seems weblogs offer little more for the commercial publishers.
Plus aren't weblogs just op-ed pieces mostly, with links thrown in? I can understand their own staff having weblogs on the company's site by why would they buy other weblogs or host them?
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AUTHOR: Tom Dolan
EMAIL: tom@sparklefluff.com
IP: 62.255.64.5
URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism
DATE: 08/16/2002 01:53:18 AM
I don't think they'll buy online real-estate. They'll just buy people. They know how to do that.
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<p>From a new <a href="http://www.sequentialtart.com/gmorrison2.shtml">interview with Grant Morrison</a>: "The time of lo-fi weirdness is almost upon us. This is when everyone has to open up their heads and spill out their personal shit for all to see, without trying to catch the trend. I think the current focus on craft will shortly be replaced by a focus on integrity and uniqueness." Remind you of anything? [Thanks to <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">Darren</a> for pointing this out.]</p>
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<p>So it's Weird Buffy News time of the month again at <b>plasticbag.org</b> as once more I prove exactly why I have such trouble finding guys prepared to date me...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.nme.com/news/102515.htm">Breeders to guest-star on Buffy?</a><br />
It's hideously-cool-life-collision time as NME reports that the Breeders' stars Kim and Kelly Deal are likely to appear in an upcoming episode of Buffy - inspired by their incredibly rousing rendition of the Buffy theme tune which is a staple of their life sets at the moment (and which I saw them perform a couple of months ago with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>). Drool.
<li> <a href="http://www.rounder.com/Album.asp?catalog_id=6386">Buffy musical to be released?</a><br />
Noise stateside seems to be that they are going to release the Buffy Musical Episode on CD, which would pretty much entirely rock, except that I can't find any evidence for this on <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk">co.uk</a>.
<li> <a href="http://whedonesque.com">Whedoneque still rocks</a><br />
And you should all go there immediately...
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<p><b>Didn't I hear something about Sarah Michelle Gellar quitting?!</b></p>
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<p>Ok. So I don't want to sound paranoid - because that would never do - but I was walking down Oxford Street this morning and this really tall guy with fluffy hair looked at me, did a moue of recognition, half-smiled/half-laughed and kept walking. It could have been a moue of ridicule rather than recognition - obviously the first thing I did was check my hair wasn't too bad. But it was fine. Or kind of fine, anyway. He can't have been moue-ing at that? Surely?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.blogroots.com">Blogroots</a> - which started as a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">metafilter.com</a> style-board with a very narrow focus has gone through a bit of a transformation in the last 24 hours - and now celebrates a new look, a bit of promotion for the book that it's connected with and two major new features - an 'about blogroots' weblog called <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/rootsnews.blog">RootsNews</a> and a <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/blogpopuli.blog">BlogPopuli</a> section which is ostensibly for trackback syndication via <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>, but which allows you to manually ping the site (which essentially amounts to you being able to self-blog threads you've written that you think are interesting). The site looks great, and is gradually coming into its own as a community and information-sharing resource...</p>
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<p>Everyone I know seems to want to own <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005RDP8/ref=sr_aps_dvd_1_1/202-8123766-4877405">Lord of the Rings</a> on DVD and yet no one I know is buying it. They're all waiting for the <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000066DY1/ref=sr_aps_dvd_1_2/202-8123766-4877405">four DVD set</a> that's coming out in November. I'm no exception. But if you <i>are</i> looking to buy yourself a copy - the cheapest place I've seen them in the UK is at <a href="http://www.dixons.co.uk">Dixons</a>, where they are �16.99. This compares with �19.99 at Virgin. Should you care...</p>
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<p>I had a really nice evening last night. Really cool. But I don't want to talk about that. What I want to say is that wandering through Soho last night I experienced my first public piece of badgering because of being gay. First <i>ever</i>. I don't mean by this that I've never had people wander past a bar I've been at and shout stuff in - because I have. And I don't mean by this that I've never met people who don't think that being gay is evil or stupid or disgusting, because I have.</p>
<p>But this was the very first time ever that I've actually experienced a group of people outside name-calling and being physically intimidating and aggressive. Except they weren't really that intimidating at all. The whole event was startlingly stereotypical - but also very brief, and - I think - easy to rise above. You can almost understand it - insecure teenagers trying to assert their heterosexuality to their friends, trying to look hard. It's a bit sad, but not particularly worrying.</P>
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<p>I can't be the only person desperate to see <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2002/08/07/spy_kids_2/index.html?CP=RDF&DN=310">Spy Kids 2</a>. When Spy Kids came out no one would see it with me. I'd say, "but it's Robert Rodriguez!". But they wouldn't listen. <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> wouldn't go. <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> wouldn't go either. No one. So in the end time just passed and I didn't get to see it until I picked it up in a sale one day and thought it was absolutely wonderful. I showed it to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> as well, and I think he liked it too. I'm very much excited by the sequel. But will anyone come and see it with me?</p>
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<p>I've had the tune in my head all day and I haven't been able to get rid of it - so why the hell not just give in to those darker impulses - why not revel in <a href="http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/g/a/gak139/wsongs.htm">the wisdom</a> of tacky inappropriately-amusing over-moralising tiny badly-painted people?</p>
<blockquote>Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while<br />
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile<br />
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong<br />
Chewing and chewing all day long...</blockquote>
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<p>Probably the most useful newsfeed that the world has yet seen - you can now get get <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=8109">Barbelith RSS-feeds</a>, which can be restricted to any individual forum or groups of fora, and can be organised by most-recently-updated as well as by most-recently-started threads... While I'm on the subject - I've started a <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=8127">fairly tendentious thread</a> on the board at the moment, which I'm concerned sounds misogynist. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">I'd appreciate your thoughts</a>.</p>
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<p>I hate it when the one thing you really want to talk about is the one thing that you know you really shouldn't talk about - the one thing that you entirely <b>can't</b> talk about. It's Weblogger Frustration 101 stuff though. I should really know better. When your online friends become offline friends (and almost family), when your offline friends and family finally get themselves connected, then the range of your conversational material becomes immediately more limited. To the person concerned - you should know who you are - I very much hope you're having a good time and look forward to talking soon.</p>
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<p>So we're sitting at work the other day - the assembled table-age consisting of myself, other Tom, Dan, <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil</a> and <a href="http://www.isness.org/dory/">Dorian</a> - and someone's watching the <a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/">Apple Switch</a> commercials, and then finally hits on the awesome wonder that is <a href="http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html">Ellen Fleiss</a>. All through her (apparently) stoned dialogue we're awestruck with wonder. I keep expecting her to say the word 'borked', but I don't think she ever does. At the end she says, "I'm Ellen Fleiss and I'm a student" and the only reply you can really come up with is, "Well duh!". I mention all of this because apparently she's becoming <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,54333,00.html">quite the cult figure</a> at the moment - hence (and here I'm liberally ripping off Wired for the thousandth time this month): <a href="http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/">the fan site</a>, the <a href="http://ellenfeiss.gloriousnoise.com/">other fan site</a> and the <a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=feiss">caféshops store</a>. (I'm not going to link to Metafilter because they get linked to too much anyway.) When I grow up I want to be Ellen Fleiss!</p>
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<p>Oh tis a sad tale, the tale of tiny wee iPod. iPod the daring, iPod the brave - now iPod the battered has gone to its grave. Or not to its grave, but maybe to the gluemill - for iPod now only <i>kind</i> of works now. I don't know why - I don't know whether the gentle shocks poor iPod suffered were what pushed him over the edge, or whether it was the scratch, scratch, scratch of keys against his face. Oh why did I mistreat him so? No more than normal use, I thought, but now he's beaten down and broken and I feel so bad.</p>
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<p>I'm in the market for some <a href="http://www.threadless.com">threadless</a> action. I need those t-shirts/posters/things. Oh yeah. There's a particular poster I'm very keen on. But can a young metropolitan homosexualist really get away with naked ladies on his wall - however <a href="http://www.threadless.com/product.cfm?id=33">phallic the imagery</a>? I declare myself officially a crap poof. Bring me the style, panache and hair of a glamour-man post-haste. I'm turning into middle-aged hetero-mulch before mine own eyes.</p>
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<p>Now this is a good idea - <a href="http://wishlist.craigslist.org/">Wishlists for schools and non-profit organisations</a>. I wonder if there's something like this for schools and organisations in the UK. It would be great to be able to donate something specific to a school that actually has a tangible benefit to someone. Cared about English - donate a novel you loved. Cared about Computer Science - donate a text-book or a piece of useful software...</p>
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<p>Here are a two particularly alarming quotes from a piece from the <a href="http://www.prsa.org">Public Relations Society of America</a> site, from the article: <a href="http://www.prsa.org/_Publications/magazines/0802news1.asp">Pitching Blogs: Latest Type Of Online Media Vehicle May Provide Valuable PR Opportunities</a></p>
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<li> "The question is how to land your clients in the right blog at the right time in order to reap the benefits of their highly receptive audience."
<li> "Many [webloggers] still consider their sites to be personal forums for their views and perspectives, and are wary of corporate or PR interference."<br />
- note the use of the qualifying 'still' as if to imply that this is in fact not the case, will not be the case for much longer or <i>should</i> not be the case for much longer.
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<p>Well <a href="http://www.riothero.com">riothero</a> appears to be back and functioning - and with its rightful owner at the helm. It's diffucult to tell whether or not his meeting with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and I was what pushed him back into it or not. Here's the pictorial fruit of three meetings in London. </p>
<p>The first meeting in London takes Mark, Matt & Es and I to Balans Café in London's fashionable Soho. First impressions are that Mark looks much more like a Spanish waiter than he used to...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0107.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>We managed to catch Matt in a rare pensive mood at one point in the evening. Matt's hair is unstyled and his t-shirt comes from <a href="http://www.threadless.com">threadless.com</a>.</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0112.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>No doubt I was saying something exceptionally funny in this picture, although god knows what it was. Note how my face looks all inflated and weird in this picture as if I'd just turned thirty and turned into mush on the spot.</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0114.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>I made Matt take lots and lots of pictures of me on this evening in a vain attempt to get one that didn't make me look like a drooling octogenarian. All these attempts were hideous failures. He will be punished...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0129.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>We had so much fun we all completely lost track of the time. We all get to the tube late, and miss our trains. Matt makes sure that Mark gets a cab back to his hotel. Later Mark will give me some money to give to Matt and I'll spend it all on drink, drugs and wild wild women. But don't tell Matt, ok?</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0130.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>Tuesday lunchtime and it's time to hang out with Mark and his mum in <i>Jonathan's</i> on New Oxford Street, near Holborn. A lovely time is had by all (I hope). At one point, almost symbolically, a plastic bag is blown in from the street. Thankfully, no riots or heroes follow it in...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0148.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>In which Mark looks sheepish for the camera... He'll thank me when he's all old and crusty.</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/riothero/IMG_0149.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>The final picture is a bit of a farce, frankly. Last evening in London for Mark, I try to get some people together at the last minute and kind of fail, I get rained on so my hair goes all wonky and horrible and I'm all grim and sticky and tired and insane looking, we think about going to see a film but there isn't really a film to watch, so we kind of mill around a bit. We try to take ONE good photo of us sitting in a café - after about a dozen and some very dirty looks, Mark holds out his arm and snaps us from a distance. We both look a bit stupid, frankly, but it's the best of a bad lot...</p>
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<p>Ok - first things first - today I noticed in my referrers for the first time <a href="http://www.netoskop.ru/siteofday/2002/01/31/4685.html">an article about the 2002 Bloggies</a> from what appears to be some kind of newspaper or magazine in Russia. Now my first instinct was to declare it immediately cool and pass swiftly on. Except then I remembered that <a href="http://babel.altavista.com">Babel Fish</a> might do a translator for Russian. Travelling swiftly across I discovered almost immediately that I was in fact correct - and one translater later I have a fully readable - if vaguely nonsensical - article bouncing about in front of my bonce.</p>
<p>But what is this? Does Babelfish translate with an accent? For in Russia they don't have weblogs - they have <b>veblogs</b>. I know this to be the case because I won Best European Veblog. And <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net">Mr Wheaton</a>? Well, if you can make sense of the fact that he is credited as 'Sewed Shyueaton Reinforced-concrete pillbox No', then you should be delighted to hear that the awards he won were, "<b>Veblog of year</b>, the very same <b>the most ridiculous of veblog</b>, the very same <b>best American veblog</b>, the very same <b>the best motto of vebloga</b>, the very same <b>best promoushen of vebloga</b>". Which is, you know, nice...</p>
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<p>I'm not going to comment on the Independent article that talked of <a href="http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726">regime change in the rogue state of the USA</a>, except to say that it's very definitely the closest thing to a must-read on the net at the moment.</p>
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<p>It's quite hard to reach my keyboard from the floor where I have been rolling around in glee for several hours now, delighted by the fact that Blogdom has declared itself more concerned with <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/10/pizza.delivery.ap/index.html">Domino's Pizza charging for delivery</a> than <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/08/11/opinion/11FRIE.html">nuclear detente</a> or <a href="http://asmallvictory.net/bbp/">censorship</a>. Sometimes you've got to love <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>. If you need to know the lard-arses that are terrified by the end to free carbohydrate delivery, then you should check out <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/browseSource.asp?url=http%3A//www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/10/pizza.delivery.ap/index.html">Blogdex's list of sources</a>.</p>
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<p>Ok, before I start this one, you're going to want to bookmark this entry if you're even vaguely interested in weblogs, and it'll be much easier to both bookmark <b>and</b> read if you click through to the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_08_11_archive.shtml#85343747">archived entry</a> which (through the magic of CSS) is formatted all differently and excitingly for maximum clarity of reading...</p>
<p>If you were interested in reading - but uninterested in paying for - the collection of articles printed in the book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0738207411/ref%3Dnosim/searchbyisbn/">We've got blog</a> (which includes an introduction by the esteemed <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net">Rebecca Blood</a>), you may be surprised to realise that almost all of the pieces within it are freely available on the interweb. And don't worry - most of them are <i>just</i> as interesting online as they are squirted onto paper. Even Joe Clark's <a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">Deconstructing "You've Got Blog"</a> is as irritating online as it is off - perhaps even more so.</p>
<p>Here's the full run-down for anyone interested...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.camworld.com/journal/rants/99/01/26.html">Anatomy of a Weblog</a> by Cameron Barrett.
<li> <a href="http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=ptblog01&date=20010401&query=been+blogging">Been Blogging? Web Discourse Hits Higher Level</a> by Glenn Fleishman.
<li> <a href="http://www.ojr.org/ojr/business/1017959021.php">Blogged Down in the PR Machine</a> by Jordan Raphael.
<li> <a href="http://www.leatheregg.com/bloggercode/">The Blogger Code</a> by Ron Yeany.
<li> <a href="http://www.ojr.org/ojr/workplace/1017958873.php">Blogging as a form of Journalism</a> by J.D. Lasica.
<li> <a href="http://grudnuk.com/blogma2001/">Blogma 2001</a> by the Blogma2001 Committee.
<li> <a href="http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/tutorial_2001-8.shtml">Building an Online Community</a> by Matt Haughey.
<li> <a href="http://www.themightygeek.com/media/essays/credo.shtml">Credo of the Web Log Writer</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">Deconstructing "You've Got Blog"</a> by Joe Clark.
<li> <a href="http://216.239.39.100/search?q=cache:Icmk_fwQ9fkC:fishrush.tripod.com/4nobletruths.shtml+the+four+noble+truths+of+blogging&hl=en&ie=UTF-8">The Four Noble Truths of Blogging</a> from <a href="http://www.fishrush.com">fishrush.com</a>.
<li> <a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/1648">Good links vs. Good discussion: A metafilter discussion</a> by the residents of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>.
<li> <a href="http://slashdot.org/features/99/05/13/1832251.shtml">Here Come the Weblogs</a> from <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.webword.com/interviews/eaton.html">In the trenches with a weblog pioneer</a> by John S Rhodes.
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,337594,00.html">The Internet is not killing off conversation</a> by Douglas Rushkoff.
<li> <a href="http://www.rootnode.org/article.php?sid=26">The Kaycee Nicole (Swenson) FAQ</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.ojr.org/ojr/workplace/1017770789.php">Let Slip the Blogs of War</a> by Tim Cavanaugh.
<li> <a href="http://www.lockergnome.com/manifesto.html">The Libera Manifesto</a> by Chris Pirillo.
<li> <a href="http://www.tomalak.org/random/98/981207.html">Linking 1-2-3</a> by Lawrence Lee.
<li> <a href="http://www.camworld.com/journal/rants/99/05/11.html">More About Weblogs</a> by Cameron Barrett.
<li> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000510161001/http://www.feedmag.com/feature/cx329.shtml">Portrait of the Blogger as a Young Man</a> (from Feed Magazine).
<li> <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/articleone/putthekeyboarddownandbackawayfromtheweblog.shtml">Put The Keyboard Down and Back Away From The Weblog</a> by Neale Talbot.
<li> <a href="http://members.tripod.com/amused_2/bionic.html">Ten Tips for Building a Bionic Weblog</a>.
<li> <a href="http://writetheweb.com/read.php?item=106"> The State of the Blog</a> by Giles Turnbull.
<li> <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net/essays/weblog_history.html">Weblogs: A History and Perspective</a> by Rebecca Blood.
<li> <a href="http://www.ojr.org/ojr/workplace/1017958782.php">Weblogs: A New Source of News</a> by J.D. Lasica.
<li> <a href="http://kulesh.org/jotting/lessons.htm">Weblogs: Lessons Learned</a> by Kulesh Shanmugasundaram.
<li> <a href="http://www.wrongwaygoback.com/fantastical/index.asp?l=40&r=41">Weblogs (Good God Y'all) What Are They Good For (Absolutely Nothing)</a> by Neale Talbot.
<li> <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=start">We Didn't Start The Weblogs</a> by Nikolai Nolan.
<li> <a href="http://www.powazek.com/wtf/">What the Hell is a Weblog and Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?</a> by Derek Powazek.
<li> <a href="http://www.bradlands.com/words/maybe/maybe02.html">Why I weblog</a> by Brad Graham.
<li> <a href="http://www.rebeccamead.com/2000_11_13_art_blog.htm">You've Got Blog</a> by Rebecca Mead.
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<p>Another day, another stunning factoid from the <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">popbitch</a> people: "Newark is the only town in the USA which is an anagram of Wanker".</p>
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<p>What follows is the definition of a word that is relatively well known to webloggers across the world at the moment, that has been taken up quite quickly by American webloggers, but has strangely <i>not</i> been taken up as quickly by people in the UK.</p>
<blockquote><b>\Blog''roll'ing\</b> <i>n.</i> [apparently coined by <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/sitesIRead">Doc Searls</a>]<br />
<b>1.</b> The placing of links in a semi-permanent sidebar-style form from one weblog to another, initially designed to be a short-cut for the creator of the site, which has subsequently become a place to demonstrate admiration, mutual respect, link-flattery and a tacit appeal for a return link of some kind.<br />
<b>2.</b> The practice of individual webloggers to link repetitively and flatteringly to the posts and comments of their friends and online favourites.</blockquote>
<p>Here is the word that 'blogrolling' is supposed to be a pleasant corruption or extension of - a word which one assumes is more familiar in the US than in the UK:</p>
<blockquote><b>\Log''roll'ing\</b> <i>n.</i> [from <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=logrolling">Dictionary.com</a>]<br />
<b>1.</b> The exchanging of political favors, especially the trading of influence or votes among legislators to achieve passage of projects that are of interest to one another.<br />
<b>2.</b> The exchanging of favors or praise, as among artists, critics, or academics.</blockquote>
<p>What follows is the word that most English people will assume the word 'blogrolling' is a pun on - a word that is as utterly familiar to us as our own names and a word that casts a considerably less high-brow aspect on the whole 'blogrolling' phenomenon.</p>
<blockquote><b>\Bog''roll</b> <i>n.</i><br />
A slang term for toilet/lavatory paper - derived from the use of the word 'bog' to refer to the water closet or 'bathroom' in the United Kingdom - being a soft or semi-abrasive absorbent material with the specific purpose of removing excess faecal substance from one's bottom after excretion...</blockquote>
<p>Inspired by <a href="http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=ptblog01&date=20010401&query=been+blogging">Been 'blogging'? Web discourse hits higher level</a>.</p>
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<p>There are times when the BBC does something well. And when the BBC does something well it does it <i>very</i> well. Take their <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/index.shtml">online title sequence archive</a> for example. Loads of famous RealOne-Up-The-Wazoo-ed TV show memories from the last one million billion years. Most of which I remember - since I am ludicrously, stupidly, absurdly old. Key favourites - and memory-inspiring moments include:</p>
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<li> <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/clip25.shtml">A Very Peculiar Practice</a><br />
There are loads of entries about A Very Peculiar Practice in my feeble diaries of the time. I was obsessed. It was so gloriously bizarre - a young doctor completely out of his depth in some modern University where Nuns rifled through the bins. I tried to replicate an image from the credits with Microsoft Paint on the early PCs in my school computer lab.
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/reddwarf.shtml">Red Dwarf</a><br />
It come on TV when I was sixteen. I remember the weekly ritual of turning all my lights off in my bedroom and watching my parents old clapped out TV with the sound down and the door shut so that when my parents went to bed I wouldn't disturb them too much. I used to have to do that a lot. My parents went to bed really early. Still do.
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/drwho5.shtml">Doctor Who</a> (Peter Davison)<br />
I remember Tom Baker turning into Peter Davison more than I remember losing my virginity. I remember being utterly confused by the whole thing. And being completely glued to his run. I remember when Adric died and there was no credits music. I remember being really freaked out by that.
<li> <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/adventuregametitle.shtml">The Adventure Game</a><br />
It appeared to be on all the time - thousands of times a week maybe. Maybe more. And it made utterly no sense whatsoever either. Every single characters' name was an anagram of 'Dragon'. Everyone in the UK around my age knows this already...
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<p>Other memorables: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/boxofdelights.shtml">Box of Delights</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/butterflies.shtml">Butterflies</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/bergeractitle.shtml">Bergerac</a> and <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/titles/battleotplanetstitle.shtml">Battle of the Planets</a>.</p>
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<p>I've been collecting links for a few days now - things that I have really wanted to talk about, but just haven't had time. So rather than get weighed down by them, consider yourself lucky - all the links, none of that bloody burbling preamble that you normally have to suffer... Be warned - what follows is jotter-style commentary at best - and completely without style or class...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.shawlerwebdesign.com/leanne/dan/buffy.html">Buffy gets advise from Dr. Laura</a><br />
A frivolous piece of fun: "That's not the point. The point is, it might not seem like a big difference now, but when you're 77, he'll be over 300. How can you get married and have children - and notice the order I put that in - with a man 224 years older than you?"
<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith reopens its doors for new memberships</a><br />
I'm not making a big deal out of this one, because it might not last for long. With no publicity at all, we've had over a hundred new members in the last three days. I don't want to swamp the place.
<li> <a href="http://pixelation.swoo.net/">Pixellation - the way of the pixel</a><br />
Discussion community of pixel artists and pixel enthusiasts.
<li> <a href="http://www.badgerland.co.uk/">Badgerland</a><br />
Thanks to John Watson for sending me to a site full of information about badgers.
<li> <a href="http://tsugumo.swoo.net/tutorial/default.htm">PixelArt Tutorial</a><br />
So you want to be a pixel artist? From <a href="http://tsugumo.swoo.net/tutorial/chapter1.htm">The Almight Grass Tile</a> to <a href="http://tsugumo.swoo.net/tutorial/chapter11.htm">Animating a basic attack</a> (and lots of stuff in between).
<li> <a href="http://www.riothero.com/">Riothero Redux</a><br />
I'm kind of hiding this link down the page in the hopes that I won't scare him off - Mark 'Riothero' Olynciw is back, and has started personal publishing again. I'm a little nervous about the prospect of him quitting again, so I don't want to go on about how great he is yet...
<li> <a href="http://www.spykids.com/">Spy Kids 2</a><br />
Go and see it, because it's really good fun. <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/">Cal</a> and I went to see it last night and bloody loved it.
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<p>For reasons I don't really want to go into at the moment, I'm looking for screencaps of <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical">iCal</a> for a little project I'm working on. If you're unfamiliar with the application, it's Apple's new calendar application that you can download for free (once you've installed MacOSX.2). <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">E-mail me</a>, if you find anything...</p>
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<p>London's Underground system is as frustrating as it is iconic and vital. It's the world's oldest underground system, it's teeming with people whenever it's open - which (ironically) isn't as often as it should be. The tunnels are too old and small to allow the trains to have any kind of air conditioning, and it's prone to radical over-crowding. Daily use of it drives most Londoners to a state of vengeful apoplexy several times a week - standing up next to some sweating warthog of a man, crammed on platforms like self-canning sardines. So perhaps it's hardly a surprise that all over the tube at the moment are these extraordinary adverts...</p>
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<p>I think we'll start with a little background... Several years ago when I first moved to London, I stayed with an ex of mine who lived in Belsize Park with his boyfriend of the time. They had a spare room, and I had nowhere to live, so all-in-all it was a fairly amicable arrangement. My ex worked on the science desk at the <a href="http://www.economist.com">Economist</a>. One evening - fairly close to the point where I was about to move out and get my own place - he pulled me outside to ask my advice about something. He'd been offered the position of a foreign correspondent - in Mexico. I was, of course, thrilled for him and stunningly jealous. He didn't know whether or not he should take it. But of course he should. I knew then that I'd miss him a lot, and I miss him still.</p>
<p>From the first moment he left the country he started sending back these group mails about what he was getting up to abroad - and to be completely honest I tended to delete them unread. They were ok reading, I guess, but I didn't like how impersonal they were. But as time progressed they got more and more interesting. At a certain point I remember talking with him about this over AIM and suggesting to him that he should really start a weblog - that the life of an Englishman in Mexico City must be fascinating to so many more people than the group of close-ish friends his e-mail termed 'The Privy Council'. But he never really agreed with me. Nothing was done.</p>
<p>A few months ago he revealed to me that he was leaving Mexico and moving to Moscow, again learning the language as he went, moving to a country where he knew no one at all. What a challenge. I'd have been terrified. But this time he's finally got his act together, and while he hasn't started a weblog, he's done something that's more suited to sporadic updates - he's started a <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gideonlichfield/">broadcast-style mailing list</a> about what it's like getting familiar with living in Russia - a mailing list that anyone can join...</p>
<p>You can go weeks without receiving anything, but increasingly they're little gems of culture-shock, written unpretentiously and honestly. Here are some example chunks:</p>
<blockquote><b>On crashing his car</b><br />"I shall spare you the rest, except to note that whereas a typical British or American police car probably carries a GPS system, video camera and one or two computers, a typical Russian one merely has three radios of which one does not work; and that when a Russian traffic policeman is dealing with an accident, he stops two passing drivers at random and ropes them into to take all the measurements of the scene and then sign the diagram, so that there are independent witnesses."</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>On finding a flat</b><br />"Marklen, my temporary Man Friday, recovering well from the bump on the head I gave him in the car crash, explains that Muscovites renting out property do not widely advertise it because they are afraid that someone will come along, kidnap them and take over the premises. So we had to hire an estate agency."</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gideonlichfield/join">Sign up today</a>!</p>
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<p><b>Metaspore</b> <i>n.</i> A bastardisation of the word 'Metaphor' with semantic cross-over with the concept of the 'meme' - the metaspore being a violently self-propogating meme with particularly little interest in the survivability of its hosts, with propogation being of such a speed and virulence that conceptual spread is maintainable even though long-term prospects of communication disintegrate when the meme spreads globally. An example of a highly dangerous meme could be the suicide cult, or the concept of teenage suicide itself (cf Micronesian suicides in Malcolm Gladwell's 'Tipping Point'), while the most obvious contemporary candidate for status of 'metaspore' might currently be global capitalism in its full environment-damaging form.</p>
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<p>There's a weblogger of some reknown called <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a>. Mo has created a useful resource for webloggers which is very much worthy of a link. I heard about this resource because Mr Morgan sent me an instant message mentioning that if I <i>wanted</i> to blog it, I could. He insisted that I didn't <i>have</i> to link to it, or anything. Just that I could. So I asked if he <i>wanted</i> me to blog it. And he replied, "Not particularly. But if you wanted to, you can." So I kind of leant back and said, "So you don't want me to link to it, then?" And he come right back with, "No".</p>
<p>So what's going on here? Clearly Mr Morgan <i>did</i> want me to link to the resource in question. But it appears he's too proud to actually ask me to do it. I pressed and I pressed - just <i>ask</i> me I said, and I will link to it. But he consistently replied, "No". In fact by the end of the conversation he said, "No - Please don't link to them..." So if Mr Morgan mentions his new resource to you, you know what to do... Let's cure him of this sinful pride - <b>make him beg</b>...</p>
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<p>A few months ago I moved house. I was living on Morshead Road in Maida Vale and I moved to a thirties block of flats on Shirland Road. Anyway - various things happened to me when I moved into the new flat - things that I had to spend time while at work sorting out. Things like my gas being cut off and my locks being changed. Annoying stuff. So I'm at work and this woman hears me talking on the phone about my block of flats and comes over and says that she lives there too - although she's just about to move out. We have a laugh about it - it's funny, it's a nice little coincidence, and then forget all about it. Until today I hear her on the phone and she's moved into my old flat on Morshead Road. The exact same flat. Possibly even the same room.</p>
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<p>Some songs make you burst from sheer weight of emotion. Some make you want to dance like a coked-up electro-shocked duck in the mating season. Some, on the other hand, are dripping with ludicrously stunning lyrics... It's even more fun reading them when you haven't got a clue what the song is...</p>
<blockquote><b>1</b> Picked up a boy just south of Mobile<br />
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal<br />
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one<br />
Rode with us to Memphis<br />
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>2</b> I drank the portion she offered me<br />
I found myself on the floor<br />
Then I looked into those big green eyes<br />
And I wondered what I came there for....</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>3</b> There was this boy who had two children with his sisters<br />
Who were his daughters, who were his favorite lovers<br />
I got no lips, I got no tongue <br />
Where there were eyes, there's only space<br />
I got no lips, I got no tongue</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>4</b> Well you can't live with em<br />
Or without em<br />
You never really know a thing about em<br />
It's hard to believe that all that's there...<br />
is a rag and a bone and a hank of hair...</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>5</b> The ladies buy their ice from me<br />
They dig my fast delivery<br />
They love the way I move about<br />
I don't make a mess<br />
I get in and out...</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>6</b> Hey goombah, I love a how you dance a rhumbah<br />
But take a some advice paisano<br />
Learn how to mambo<br />
If you gonna be a square<br />
You ain't a gonna go nowhere </blockquote>
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<p>"Right now, fruit pastilles are plotting to carve runes on a forking brogue. My Tipp-Ex bottle is darkly-dressed, and Penny Blacks that I work with may be rotten. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the hairiest gearstick of my life." Genius <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/24.cgi">Surreal 24</a>. <b>And now for your complete vialog</b>: <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">Darren</a>, via <a href="http://www.thebeard.demon.co.uk/weblog.html">Sore Eyes</a> via <a href="http://kevan.org/blog/020812.html#020814">As Above</a>.</p>
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<p>Update-monitors of yesteryear beware - the dark-times have come for your kind. For <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil Gyford</a> has shown the way of the future with <a href="http://www.haddock.org/blogs">Haddock Blogs</a>. It's a very simple premise - a web-based interface that collates the various RSS/RDF feeds from a group of weblogs and assembles a contents page from them that updates each and every hour.</p>
<p>The potential for this kind of first-stage weblog content aggregation is huge - particularly for interest or social groups. <a href="http://www.haddock.org">Haddock</a> being, in this case, a community of friends based around a mailing list. But you could do the same thing for all weblogs with an RSS feed if you wanted, or use category fields or clustering to form highly focused sites about anything from Buffy to PGP...</p>
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<p>Of all the terrifyingly heart-breakingly funny cartoons I've seen on Salon, <a href="http://www.salon.com/comics/lay/2002/08/20/lay/index.html?CP=RDF&DN=310">Cold Pursuit</a> is probably the one I identify with most. It's the story of two people in love with each other who individually conspire not to be with one another. My favourite line: "Which made him wonder why she had never succumbed to his indifference".</p>
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<p>You can arrive home at eleven exhausted and drained. You can try and watch TV for a while and fall asleep during the horrific climax of an episode of one of your favourite TV series. You can stay asleep on the sofa until three in the morning, and then stumble awake to find your hall has been flooded by the dodgy tap in your bathroom. You can mop it up half-heartedly and robotically before wandering bedwards. You can lie awake in bed for two hours unable to sleep, before finally succumbing a little before six in the morning. And then you can wake in a panic because you think you're late for work, only to find that you've only been unconscious for an hour. You can get up and try and watch the end of the TV show you were watching the night before and doze off in the middle of it. Just don't expect to feel so hot the next day. Okay?</p>
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<p>Above and beyond the lustful need for a new <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/">iPod</a> (mine is bashed and broken and lying in the basement of secret branch of <a href="http://www.microanvika.com">MicroAnvika</a> with Joe the iPod Man) is my need, my craving for Jaguar - the upgraded version of MacOSX. I've been reading <a href="http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/0208/21.jaguar.php">reviews</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/">watching the countdown</a> for several weeks now. Someone asked me a while ago how long it was until it came out. I knew this figure to within one hour. Sad, it's true. But all these new features: <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/ichat.html">iChat</a>, <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/mail.html">Mail</a>, <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/addressbook.html">Address Book</a>, <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/rendezvous.html">Rendezvous</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical/">iCal</a>...</p>
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<p>From earliest times when man first scraped pointer cross pixel, the goal of all humanity has been the creation of almighty empires of pixels - vistas of microscopic blocks of brightly coloured light coming together to form perfect tiny universes populated by oddly chunky tiny little people. As harbinger of the wonders to come came <a href="http://www.eboy.com">eboy</a>'s pixel palaces - but finally we can all scratch out our little piece of tiny heaven out of light itself... Presenting <a href="http://www.citycreator.com">CityCreator.com</a> - a creation of <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a>. Bow down, ye new Gods of the unantialiased - and bear witness to the dawn of a new age...</p>
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<p>I'm prone to ramble - so let's start with the link: <a href="http://www.simonhoegsberg.com/">Public and Private</a> - random unposed portraits of people taken on the corner of Edgware Road and Marble Arch. The site is beautifully designed, simple and elegant and the photos are of the highest quality and tremendously poignant. Perhaps it has a special significance for me because I travel through this part of London every day on my way to work, switching wherever appropriate between buses 6 and 98.</p>
<p>By way of meta-commentary - thinking about the process of choosing a link to post - I think it's worth saying that I planned initially to post this link yesterday but I decided that it might spoil the impact of Cal and Denise's amazing <a href="http://www.citycreator.com">City Creator</a>, so I managed to restrain myself. Is this tactical blogging? Is it immoral? It's difficult to tell. Clearly there's a value in the as-it-happens authenticity of weblogging.</p>
<p>As a further aside - this constitutes yet another link I've borrowed (stolen) from the wonderful <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matthew Webb</a> - who manages to post significant gems like this in parallel with commentaries about RSS/RDF aggregation and links about the wonders of <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2104-382790,00.html">anal bleaching</a> - links that I've followed up myself on the interhighweb to uncover a particularly fascinating post to an agony aunt on <a href="http://www.puckerup.com/anal_advisor/anal17a.htm">anal advisor</a> which includes the lines:</p>
<blockquote>"Several people have written to me asking me about skin bleaching in the anal area. First, let me assure you that the way your ass looks now is perfectly normal; in most people, the puckered flesh of the anus is naturally a few shades darker---or a slightly different color---than the rest of their skin."</blockquote>
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<p>"Doesn't it wake you in the middle of the night. The feeling that someday they will pass that foolish law and come for you and your children? Take you all away?" Ladies and gentlemen, the <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/x-men_2/">X-men 2 trailer</a>. 'Nuff said, true believer...</p>
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<p>When <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.com">Wil Wheaton</a> started weblogging, I though it was great. I loved the fact that the culture of weblogs allowed us all to enter a world that - for the most part - remains completely invisible to the general public - a world of faded celebrity, auditions and call-backs. I loved the fact that he actually seemed to be a pretty decent bloke and that he had a sense of humour and a sense of perspective. I got quite excited when I heard he was going to be in the next Star Trek movie - he's my age, he's exposing himself on the net - I kind of felt weirdly like one of my peers had made good again.</p>
<p>After a while, I moved on to reading other sites - Wil runs a very popular site, it's not like he needs my patronage, and there are so many people out there to connect with, however fleetingly. But I was drawn back today by a fragment of news - that his scene had been cut from the movie - and read his <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001089.php#001089">commentary on the phone call he received</a>, and it's actually just really sad and poignant and weirdly affecting. Be strong, Comrade Wheaton. Soon thirty will come and the weight will be lifted and your perspective will change and all will respect and admire you. It happened to me. Kind of.</p>
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<p>The glorious Andy Pressman of beautifully designed <a href="http://www.ohmessylife.com">Oh Messy Life!</a> infamy has posted a <a href="http://www.ohmessylife.com/words/00000149.html">picture of a singular poster</a>. The poster reads, "Then it hit me, I'm not going to be famous, I won't get to be a rock star, I am going to be stuck on the payroll doing work that doesn't interest me for a very long time". And it reminded me of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_02_25_archive.shtml#2559161">something I posted</a> eighteen months ago which read:</p>
<blockquote>"It's slowly beginning to dawn on me that I'm never going to be famous, I'm never going to be truly exceptional, or lauded over - I'm never going to travel to the moon, I'm never going to kill someone, I'm never going to gazelle on stage. This may be one of the most crushing realisations of my life"</blockquote>
<p>But I was wrong. These are the words of the old world that we all used to live in. The world before the internet, before weblogs, before we realised the truth. In the future we will all be superheroes if we want to be. This is a distributed world - a world in which the barriers to flight have been lifted. You don't have to be a multi-millionaire to make your mark, you don't have to have all the luck in the world to rise up from your origins and hold your head up high. This is the post-American Dream - to live in a world in which you <i>can</i> get the respect you deserve simply by posting rubbish to the internet, by talking about your interests, your dreams and your interests. The man who made that poster has already proven himself wrong. His words, his image have been ripped from the streets of New York and broadcast into the ether. Hundreds of people have already seen it across the world and taken his words and thought about their lives. An impact has been made. And, like the impacts that we all make online, it should be celebrated. So this is my clarion call, here is my manifesto. Throw away the doubts that bind you. Shed your bodies and celebrate what makes you unique and important - all the stuff that helps you sleep at night - and take to the net. We need you. We love you. We want you. Nothing else is important.</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> Thanks to <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> for the related conversation over AIM that ended with us agreeing that an ISP with built in weblogging functionality and a low bandwidth limit could do worse than use the slogan: "In the future everyone will be famous for 15Mb".</p>
<p>Related: <b>Wired</b> <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,54740,00.html">On the size of the weblog nation</a></p>
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<p>Anyone who's worked in any kind of office at any point in their lives has probably had to sign a contract or a piece of paper that outlines what is acceptable and what is unacceptable behaviour in the office. As part of this often comes a short edict about 'abuse of the internet', which generally is taken to mean downloading child pornography or not getting any work done at all because you're busy playing 'Go' on a network with someone in Japan. If you abuse the internet, you will get fired.</p>
<p>Of course abuse of the internet is a fairly loose term, which as yet doesn't have a consistent meaning between jobs. I remember an article in the press in the UK a few years ago which held that a woman who booked a holiday during her lunch break at work could be fired for abusing the internet. Most of us who live at least a third of our lives online reacted with a certain amount of horror to that. After a while, the net becomes an extension of your head, or your hands, or your ears or your eyes. Being separated from it in a working environment becomes ridiculous. The capacity to chat to a coworker on AIM about a work-related matter becomes normal - as does the ability to ask a friend in another country for a link about icon design.</p>
<p>And then you get to the weblog, which may prove to be the latest thing to be legislated around: via <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/146">blogroots</a> comes this fairly reasonable <a href="http://www.ozzie.net/blog/2002/08/24.html#a50">policy on weblogs</a>. It's a balanced view of them - carefully measuring both the need of businesses to cover their own asses and the need for individuals to feel they have online free expression. Unfortunately, while it is eminently pragmatic, that doesn't mean that it's actually morally right. Something that seems eminently clear to me is that the needs of business impinge on the rights of the individual to have a life 'outside work' a hell of a lot more than they should...</p>
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<p><b>Warning:</b> If you are an OSX user in the UK who is using <a href="http://www.btopenworld.com">BTOpenworld</a>'s broadband service and is thinking of upgrading to Appe's latest operating system <b>OSX.2</b>, then <b>be aware</b> that the Alcatel SpeedTouch USB modem does <b>not</b> work with Jaguar and you will be left without any kind of web access. There are <b>no</b> functioning drivers for the Alcatel modem compatible with OSX.2, and no information on when there will be. I have discovered this to my cost, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.</p>
<p>BTOpenworld have also helpfully declared that they no don't even support OSX ("It'll work, but we can't give you any help on it and stuff"). I'm eager to spread the word on this one - and I'm also eager to be a bridge for any updates people might have. <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">Mail me</a>.</p>
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<p>Ok. The latest news for <a href="http://www.btopenworld.com">BTOpenworld</a> customers struggling with broadband access via <a href="http://www.alcatel.com">crappy alcatel modems</a> is that you might just as well stick your thumb up your ass for all the help they'll provide at the moment. In the meantime, according to a helpful correspondent who is high up at a Mac print-publication, Hermstedt ADSL modems (around �139) come with fully working OSX.2 drivers. Which is a nice if expensive solution. Equally expensive but apparently the solution if you're planning to use Airport is the solution that <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> suggested to me - buy an ethernet router of some kind and stick it between the Alcatel modem and the computer. Apparently this will help...</p>
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<p>A brief ADSL related aside. Are you having problems with BTOpenworld? Then you need to know about <a href="http://www.btopenwoe.co.uk">btopenwoe.co.uk</a>.</p>
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<p>Yesterday I posted a <a href="http://www.kottke.org/02/08/020823possible_net.html#742">substantial rant on kottke.org</a> about the role of RSS feeds and readers. Here's an excerpt: "Perhaps this is one of those times when we all realise that the potential uses for an adaptation of the technology exceed what people designed it for. RSS feeds are the palm-friendly templates that we've never all designed for, they're the truly cross-platform designs for the site that open up issues of accessibility for people using alternative readers because of blindness.".</p>
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<p>Over the last few weeks I've become the semi-official online promotional orifice of the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">Guardian's Best British Blog</a> competition, and with just over a week and a half to go, it's time to remember - if you're planning to sell your soul down the river for �25 and a box of liquorice allsorts, you'd better get your bloody move on...</p>
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<p>[Note added September 21st, 2002: There is apparently a new driver - version 2.0 - that is available for users of MacOSX. It's available <a href="http://www.speedtouch.com/support.htm">here</a>. As of this date I haven't tried it, because I'm too nervous that it'll bugger up my connection. If you have tried it, let me know how you got on with it via <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>.]</p>
<p>Firstly an apology to both my regular readers for going on about my problems with BTOpenworld and Alcatel's SpeedTouch USB ADSL modem. Placing this information online may seem annoying to many of you, but the wonders of the internet and <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> mean that if I get it online it will <i>never die</i> and can help people for months to come. That's one of the other wonderful things about the internet and modern search engines - knowledge can once again become something that is added to by each and every person on the planet co-operatively without fear of it being lost. Or at least that's the theory...</p>
<p>So to start off with here's the <b>good news</b> - it seems there is a fix for the 1.6 version of the Alcatel drivers for OSX Check your current version numbers, because if you are using older ones then you'll have no luck with this fix. The latest versions can be downloaded from from <a href="http://www.speedtouchprofiles.com/products.asp#USB">SpeedTouchProfiles.com</a>. These drivers don't work in and of themselves, but apparently can be made to work by altering 'version number format and matching', whatever that means. You can read the whole fix here: <a href="http://bbs.adslguide.org.uk/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=mac&Number=393223&page=&view=&sb=&o=">It takes a froggy to tame a frog!!</a></p>
<p>Now for the <b>bad news</b>. The fix is almost totally incomprehensible to me and looks like it's likely to remain so for quite a while to come. If anyone can walk me through it, I'll do whatever it takes to bring you pleasure in your life. In the meantime, the site you need to know about if you're having any problems with running Alcatel's ADSL on MacOSX is run by <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/antoniostrijdom/btosx.html">Antonio Strijdom</a>.</p>
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<p>Take a seat. No really, sit down. You're going to be shocked by this. Sony have decided to <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=569&ncid=738&e=1&u=/nm/20020827/tc_nm/tech_sony_betamax_dc_3">stop making Betamax VCRs</a>! I know! I know! Who saw <i>that</i> coming?!</p>
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<p>We're seeing the acronyms everywhere at the moment - RSS & RDF. They're becoming icons of webspace like HTML and CSS. But interestingly, unlike HTML and CSS, almost no one seems to know what they stand for. So to clarify - and obfuscate - in the same stroke, let me reveal to you the wonder of geek naming conventions. RSS stands for 'RDF Site Summary' of all things. And RDF in turn stands for the the elegant and punchy, "Resource Description Framework". Aren't you glad you know that?</p>
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<p>[Note added September 21st, 2002: There is apparently a new driver - version 2.0 - that is available for users of MacOSX. It's available <a href="http://www.speedtouch.com/support.htm">here</a>. As of this date I haven't tried it, because I'm too nervous that it'll bugger up my connection. If you have tried it, let me know how you got on with it via <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail</a>.]</p>
<p>[Note added September 1st, 2002: If you are looking for solutions to your ADSL/Alcatel/Jaguar problems, then I would <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2002_08_25_archive.shtml#80959047">take Mr Webb's advice</a> and read <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/antoniostrijdom/jaguar.html">this extremely helpful guide to upgrading your drivers</a>]</p>
<p>Several years ago, when I was still doing my postgraduate work in Bristol, I had a friend called Louise who was very into the healing arts of Reiki. I'm not a great fan of alternative medicines - I don't dismiss them out of hand, but I'm a sceptical man. Something has to be plausible for me to advocate it. Louise and I went shopping one day, and returned back to my flat exhausted and grumpy - and my feet were killing me. At this moment - slumped in my sitting room - Louise asked me a very strange question. She asked me, "Would it freak you out if I said I could make your feet feel better from right here over the other side of the room?" My eyebrow stretched so high I thought it might never come down again...</p>
<p>Bear with me, because I'm coming to the point. All regular visitors to <b>plasticbag.org</b> over the last few days will be familiar with the problems I've been having with the ungodly enemies <a href="http://www.btopenworld.com">BTOpenworld</a> and <a href="http://www.alcatel.com">Alcatel</a>. But my story has a happy ending, and it's all to do with the wonders of MacOSX.2. Last night, you'll recall, I discovered that there was a fix for the Alcatel drivers that was floating around on a discussion board. A fix which, although it would work, was beyond my technical expertise.</p>
<p>Enter <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> who sitting comfortably in his house in Hammersmith sent me a message via <a href="http://www.apple.com/ichat">iChat</a>. He suggested that he might be able to fix my ADSL drivers from the other side of London. Would this freak me out? Absolutely. But I went along with it. First I determined my IP address from my network preferences panel. Then I turned on 'remote access' in the sharing panel. Then I made Matt an account on my computer and gave him administrator privileges. This took two minutes. And then, <i>while we chatted</i>, he connected to my computer with SSH through my modem, fixed all the files through Terminal, gave a bit of a smiley grin and told me it was finished. We signed off, I restarted my computer with all the cables plugged in - and now I have a fully working broadband connection.</p>
<p>Now I don't really know who to celebrate here. I've got no idea whether or not something like that would have been possible on a standard Windows installation, I've got no idea whether the instructions given were particularly clear or ludicrously complicated. I don't even know whether this is something that Matt feels completely comfortable doing, whether he fixes things like this every day Lone-Ranger style... What I do remember is that old line from science fiction, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".</p>
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<p>"If it were up to a public vote, a la the bloggies, I most certainly wouldn't win, but with a panel of judges I've definitely got a chance. Of the eight judges, I've sent five of them a <b>mince pie</b> in the post, and I threatened <a href="http://www.anitaroddick.com/">Anita Roddick</a> with throwing rocks at customers of the local Body Shop unless I get her vote. This one's in the bag." [<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/vaults/2002_08_01_archiveindex.html#80828565">Lawrie Malen</a>]</p>
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<p>So it looks like <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg Hourihan's</a> <a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/javascript/2002/08/12/megnut.html">article about professional weblogging</a> was prescient. BBC Scotland is the latest organisation to try their hand at corporately sponsored personal publishign (of a kind) with the launch of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/webguide/scotblog/">Scotblog</a>. It's a fairly strange site mixing stories of particular interest to Scots with very personal musings on postcards. Is this really what Meg meant, I wonder? At least it's a change from the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian's useful but dry link-based site</a>. [via <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">Darren</a>]</p>
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<p>Barely inspired by <a href="http://www.metropolismag.com/html/content_0802/gla/index.html">this very boring looking article which I couldn't be bothered to read</a>, I've spent a good twenty minutes trying to uncover <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/97/12/05/index.html">The Ten Secrets of a Successful Website</a> - a much much less boring microsite bashed together by <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason Kottke</a> when he was doing cool creative things with <a href="http://www.0sil8.com">0sil8.com</a> rather than being godfather of weblogdom. Here's a particularly choice quote:</p>
<blockquote>"When dealing with a web site, especially a corporate web site, branding is the most important thing. Therefore, the logo has to be the most visible element on the site. That means it has to be on every page, preferably in the upper lefthand corner of the page. the logo must also be large... Set your screen to 640x480 resolution and make sure the logo takes up a quarter of your browser window. Of course, this means that the content will be pushed down the page a little. Don't worry, content isn't that important and people will find it if they really want to. And again, if you can animate or make your logo 3D, that will increase its impact even more."</blockquote>
<p>And while I was at <a href="http://www.0sil8.com">0sil8.com</a> I thought I'd better mention some other classic Kottke that you young folks were probably too busy sniffing glue and having underage sex to have seen the first time around:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/98/12/26/index.html">Remember a movie</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/99/05/22/index.html">Remember a move (II)</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/98/08/28/index.html">Steal this website</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/99/02/07/index.html">Send a li'l lovin'</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/99/03/29/">simply porn</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/99/06/19/index.html">the great mother's day car-be-que of 1999</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/98/09/19/index.html">Zero is...</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.0sil8.com/episodes/98/11/22/index.html">tilde jason</a>
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<p>Ok. Sex. I mean - why? I mean, let's be honest - It's a bit shit isn't it. I mean it's not like computers? It's all unreliable and irritating. Ok maybe it's like computers running Windows... People only pretend to like it anyway so they can fit in. It's like Eastenders. No one <b>wants</b> to watch it, but if they don't, how the hell are they going to have anything to talk about at dinner parties? Sex is exactly the same. And I don't watch Eastenders. <B>PS.</b> Anyone who decides to burst my bubble on this one is going to get a smack...</p>
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<p>I can't be the only person who's in awe of how good plasticbag.org is. Each and every day that Tom fellow (what a looker!) writes extraordinary - self-promotingly - witty garbage about all many of things that I don't give a damn about. That's got to be seriously hard work, right? I mean, talent like that doesn't just fall drunk out of trees, now does it? <b>Well here's your chance to prove how common and banal a skill weblogging really is!</b> I'm calling this one "We are all plasticbag.org" - write a post in the style (if there is one) of this here site. Make it funny, crappy, elegant, pointless, artful, wondrous - awe-inspiring even. Best ones get posted on this here hallowed Indian burial ground...</p>
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<p>My <a href="http://www.xcom2002.com/">XCOM</a> co-panellee <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben Hammersley</a> has finally done something useful with his time, other than write huge tomes on RSS, co-create <a href="http://www.warchalking.org">Warchalking</a>, figure out when his dogs were born and wear that bizarre murderer-style hat. He's written a good <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,781838,00.html">introduction to Newsreaders</a> for the Guardian. It's a fluff piece obviously, but it's nice good fluff because we all agree with it. Like candy floss. If you're interested in subscribing to <b>plasticbag.org</b> you may be looking for that foul little orange button with 'XML' written on it. But you won't find it, because it's bloody horrible looking. Instead you can find the feed <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/rss/plasticbag.xml">here</a>.</p>
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<p>If you liked Spider-Man, you'll love.... <a href="http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2002/08/29/boll/index.html?CP=RDF&DN=310">The Amazing George W.</a>: "My father's downfall is <i>my fault</i>... Now I know... With <b>Power</b> comes <b>Responsibilitude</b>..."</p>
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<p>Damn it. We've all been so good - working hard all week, trying to make a meagre crust to take home to our children, animals and additional dependants (adopted and virtual). I think we deserve to cut loose a little - don't you? Punk style? So here's my guide to ways to get completely over-excited about the dumb work week's ending in fire and sparkly bits. Viva Las Weekend!</p>
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<li> You could turn your computer up to eleven and prepare to rock out with <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/">Punk Kittens</a>
<li> Or you could stick a fork in the eye of <a href="http://www.explodingcigar.com/NS-Stick_Osama.html">Osama bin Laden</a> (yawn)
<li> <b>Kill millions</b> with dumb game three <a href="http://www.explodingcigar.com/NS-Hangomoto.html">Hangomoto</a>!
<li> Do incomprehensible stuff at <a href="http://www.dumb-dumb.com/">Dumb-Dumb.com</a>
<li> Jump off the diving board at the Lido at <a href="http://www.habbohotel.com">habbohotel.com</a> - you won't regret it.
<li> And then when you've done all that, go and rock out with the <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/">Punk Kittens</a> again. So good I linked 'em twice...
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<p>If you've got something to smack your gob with, keep it handy. You're going to need it in a moment. When beautiful sword-fighting deviant geek goddess Anno Mitchell showed it to me, I wasn't prepared. My gob was left empty and unsmacked for several agonising seconds. You're going to want to be prepared for this. But before we start, remember these simple instructions - the 'euh' button will stop the wonderful thing happening and make everything good and normal again. The keys you are looking for are on your number pad: "8" and "2". Are you ready? Can you contain your excitement? Then experience the <a href="http://www.project-euh.com/pong/">Awesome Ungodly Full Screen Explorer-Based Cross-Platform Pong Extravaganza</A>. Don't say I didn't warn you...</p>
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<p>Now I've started using 'titles' to my weblog posts, but if you're not reading the site through some kind of RSS feed you won't know what any of them are. I'm not keen on breaking up the flow of my posts on the main site though, so let me spell it out for you just this once... The title of this post is <b>If the BBC can't get it right...</b></p>
<p>Now the BBC runs a number of mailing lists. Once I signed up for one of them when I was trying to keep up with one very specific aspect of what they were doing. The list I signed up to was called 'Communicate'. I'd like to provide a link to the page in question, but I can't find it on the site anymore. Anyway, after a while I decided to unsubscribe and so followed the link on their site to <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/communicate/newsletter/news_unsubscribe.html">this page</a>. I filled in my information and got this reply:</p>
<blockquote>Thank you for requesting the Communicate Newsletter. You will receive 3 information emails, and only need reply to 'Confirm Subscribe' to begin your subscription.<br /><br />
1. Majordomo Results<br />
(There is no need to reply to this email - it is just to advise you that your email address has been used to subscribe with us)<br />
2.Confirm Subscribe<br />
(You MUST reply to this message by simply clicking the 'Reply' & then 'Send' buttons in your email program)<br />
3.Welcome to Communicate<br />
(This message is to welcome you to the Newsletter, please retain it for your future reference)</blockquote>
<p>You'll notice - of course - that this is welcoming me <i>to</i> the newsletter. Humph I thought. Maybe they've got the copy wrong. But no. I continued to receive the newsletter. So I followed the other instructions relating to signing off the list. Let me spell this stuff out:</p>
<blockquote>"If you wish to unsubscribe from this newsletter or have received it in error, please click here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/communicate/newsletter/news_unsubscribe.html or send a blank email to majordomo@lists.bbc.co.uk stating 'Unsubscribe Communicate' in the subject line (keep the rest of the e-mail blank)."</blockquote>
<p>Ok, well I tried the first one, so I thought I'd try the second one. Only to be sent (immediately) a reply that went like this...</p>
<blockquote>"This message shows the result of status of your request to subscribe, unsubscribe, or alter your subscription to one of the BBC's mailing lists.<br />
- *** No valid commands found.<br />
- *** Commands must be in message BODY, not in HEADER.</blockquote>
<p>Hmm. Interesting. So that information was just wrong then? Note at no point around here is there any e-mail address that I could use to contact anyone directly if I actually can't get the damn thing to work. And the BBC isn't a small organisation. There must be 40,000 or more people working for them at any one time. It's not beyond the bounds of reason that I might <i>never</i> figure out who to contact... Anyway - I'm fairly sure I've tried this other approach as well - with the commands in the 'proper' place, and that it didn't work either. But I'll try. Again.</p>
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<p>I'm not one for the constant tracking of page impressions, but I do check my stats every couple of days to find out if anyone's crouched behind an Ice Rink whispering about me behind my back. Once you reach my level of web celebrity you have to be careful about these things. You wouldn't understand, I'm sure. Anyway, because of a recent upgrade in the kind of reporting facilities I have, I now know the search terms that people are using to come to my site. Now of course everyone else has had this ability for years. I used to have it too. Sigh - those heady days of youth... I'll never get them back now...</P>
<p>I'm commenting on this recently regained ability because I keep getting referrals from people who search for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=workshy+fop">Workshy Fop</a>. Turns out I'm the third most visible fop on the planet according to Google. What an honour. Clearly this too is an honour that most of you have little chance of even beginning to aspire to. But if you want to see if you even rate, might I suggest submitting your picture to <a href="http://ami.iamcal.com/index.php?site=a+workshy+fop">Am I a Workshy Fop or Not?</a></p>
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<p>A while ago I went on a low-carbohydrate diet to try and lose some weight. And although the diet itself was borderline impossible to maintain, I did find that my skin cleared up, I stopped farting all the time, my moods radically stabilised and I felt much more energised and up for stuff. Now I've been reading about <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A561917">Candida</a> and I'm thinking, "Hmm well that all sounds remarkably familiar..." I should go to the doctors really...</p>
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<p>I went out last night to G.A.Y. ostensibly to see have a dance around and get drunk and watch the Sugababes, except I got a bit depressed and cynical quite early on in the evening and spent a couple of hours glaring at half-witted poofs all desperate to pair off as quickly as humanly possible. So instead, my friend Nick and I wandered off and got fake tattoos sprayed onto our aging flesh. Here's mine:</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/fake_tattoo.jpg" border="1"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>You don't want to watch Notting Hill. You really don't. But it's on television and it's so bloody sticky and although you know it's kind of going to make you want to kill everyone if you catch more than a moment of it, if you <b>do</b> catch a moment of it then it's got you in its massive drooling fangs and it won't let go - by god - no. But I don't want any of it. I don't want the crappy friends with broken bits, and I don't want the Aryan Nation version of West London. I don't bloody Ronan Keating howling in my sensitive earbits. And most particularly I don't want the godawful shame of getting really emotionally involved in it - and worst of all the hideous embarrassment of suddenly wanting one of those least fashionable of all things... A bloody boyfriend. It's a phase. I'll get over it. Godammit.</p>
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<p>I started a thread on Barbelith yesterday called <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=8485">Crises of Modern Western Life</a> in which I suggested that the two fundamental crises attacking Western identity at the moment were crises of nationality and crises of mascunlinity: "Both are fundamentally linked in some profound ways that I'm not sure I'm able to articulate - but are to do with ways of deriving pride or self-respect from some aspect of self-definition. I was wondering if anyone felt they could extend some of this thinking in a useful direction - suggest some linkages, some failures in my thinking or perhaps some other crises that my subservience to colonial middle-class hetero-patriarchal values may have forced me to put under some kind of erasure... " I'd appreciate any thoughts anyone might have...</p>
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<p>A boy who bullies other kids at school gets hit by a car. Under the pretence of helping him, one of his previous victims drags him roughly to the curb, and while 'trying' to get him into the recovery position keeps pushing his body around until he's convinced that he's broken his neck. The boy dies shortly afterwards. The previous victim gets away scott-free. <b>Or does he?</b> First things first, because the neck-breaker decides to <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/30/10198/0749/117#117">brag about his actions on Kuro5hin.org</a>, triggering debates on both <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/30/10198/0749?pid=117#217">Kuro5hin</a> and <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/19627">Metafilter</a> about what should be done should the story prove to be true. And in the process they've named the individual concerned and posted the local police department's telephone number.</p>
<p>This situation brings all those fundamental weirdnesses of the internet right back to the fore in my mind - the freedom of expression presented gives you access into the minds of people that were previously completely invisible to you. And sometimes that's unpleasant, scary even. But what's the truth here? Who online can know? Is this a talented fantasist's rantings or an error in judgment by a remorseless man who believes still in the myth of total online anonymity? Is he sitting at home in Cornwall cold-sweating like a pig, or is he ice-cold, suited and booted at work? It's difficult to know what to think, except that either way it smacks slightly of sociopathy...</p>
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<p>They're pink and they're asking for it and frankly you'll be all too willing to oblige. It doesn't seem to hurt the little bitches either... <a href="http://www6.plala.or.jp/teakid/flash/kubi.swf">Pink exploding-head doggies</a> courtesy of Anno.</p>
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<p>Newsreaders like <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire</a> - like web browsers - get more and more useful as more resources come online that they can read. Which is why it's such tremendously good news that BBC News has now released a public beta of an RSS feed to the general public. Thanks to <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000359.html">Matt Jones</a> for this one.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/front_page/rss091.xml">BBC News Frontpage</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/technology/rss091.xml">BBC News Technology</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/sci/tech/rss091.xml">BBC News Science / Nature</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/politics/rss091.xml">BBC News Politics</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/business/rss091.xml">BBC News Business</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/entertainment/rss091.xml">BBC News Entertainment</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/health/rss091.xml">BBC News Health</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/education/rss091.xml">BBC News Education</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/uk/rss091.xml">BBC News UK</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/england/rss091.xml">BBC News England</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/scotland/rss091.xml">BBC News Scotland</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/wales/rss091.xml">BBC News Wales</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/northern_ireland/rss091.xml">BBC News Northern Ireland</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/world/rss091.xml">BBC News World</a>
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<p>In the spirit of the Royksopp video for "Remind Me" comes a new <a href="http://www.lobo.cx/site/popup/movie.html">infographically inspired video</A> for a song by Legowelt. As videos become more and more spectacular and sophisticated (Michel Gondry's work being particularly astonishing), I increasingly begin to wonder about the music that they are being attached to. Surely the songs cannot cost that much to assemble or perform? Certainly nowhere near as much as the videos must cost to make. Has the promotional device outstripped the product in creativity and artistic value? <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=8529">More at Barbelith</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> have been teasing us <b>too long</b>. I bought <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx">OSX.2</a> and frankly it's lovely (took me a while to adjust, but now I'm in heaven). But what about <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical">iCal</a>? What about <a href="http://www.apple.com/isync">iSync</a>?! They say they'll be released in September. But it <i>is</i> September godammit?! Where the hell are they!?</p>
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<p>With a little under three days to go until the Guardian's Weblog Competition closes, I'm now looking for British webloggers who didn't enter and aren't planning to do so. If that describes you (for whatever reason), then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me</a> and I'll let you in on what I'm scheming.</p>
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<p><b>What is it?</b></p>
<p>The "Not the Best" project is really simple. It's a tiny piece of code that post or stick in your template that will add the "Not the Best" box onto your site. The box includes a link to every British weblogger who decided not to participate in the Guardian's <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">Best British Blog competition</a>. If you didn't enter and you <a href="mailto:tom@no-spam-please-plasticbag.org">send in your site's URL</a>, we'll add it to the box and it'll be updated on everyone's sites immediately.</p>
<p><b>How do I add the box to my site?</b></p>
<p>Here's the code you need to cut and paste... You can put it on your site as a normal post in your weblog, or you can add it to your template. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable...</p>
<pre><script language="javascript" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/bestbritishblog.js"> </script></pre>
<p>Here's what it looks like at the moment...</p>
<p><script language="javascript" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/bestbritishblog.js"> </script></p>
<p><b>What are the benefits to me?</b></p>
<p>On one side it gives you a chance to say publically and to the most number of people: 'Best British Blog - not for me'. But more positively it also means that everyone gets to meet other people who feel the same way as them. And it might introduce new people to your weblog...</p>
<p><b>Why are you doing it again?</b></p>
<p>When the Guardian announced that it was going to run the Best British Weblog competition there were a wide variety of reactions. Some people were delighted and entered immediately. Others thought it was a slightly weird idea and entered anyway, others (like <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003176.html">myself</a>) thought it hadn't really been thought through properly and wasn't necessarily a good thing for webloggers and weblogging in general.</p>
<p>As we approach the announcement of the winner of the award it seems like the perfect time to celebrate some of the curmudgeons and grumps that (for whatever reason) decided <i>not</i> to play... And to waggle a friendly nose-finger at the Guardian in the process as well. Hence the "Not the Best" project... </p>
<p>But before I go any further I think it's only fair to make it clear that anyone who <b>has</b> entered should feel that they have all of our best wishes. Good luck to you in the competition! And well done in advance if you should win. This isn't about making other webloggers feel bad in any way.</p>
<p>Everyone who didn't enter the competition had a different reason for doing so. Some people just thought they didn't really have a chance of winning. Which is valid! Some just felt uncomfortable competing, others thought it was a popularity contest, some just didn't understand the criteria that you could use to judge this kind of thing. Whatever your reason for not entering - altruistic, idealistic, jaded, bored or forgetful - you should feel able (welcome even) to participate...</p>
<p>So enjoy the variety of sites that decided fame and fortune were not for them - and if you want to join in the project yourself, remember - just stick this line of code on your site, and then e-mail a link to <a href="tom@no-spam-please-plasticbag.org">tom [at] plasticbag.org</a> and I'll add your site as soon as possible...</p>
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AUTHOR: Peter
EMAIL: peter@nakedblog.com
IP: 62.31.64.2
URL: http://www.nakedblog.com
DATE: 09/04/2002 03:30:00 PM
Then you could have a competition to find the best of the blogs which didn't enter the competition... the possibilities are endless.
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AUTHOR: Gene
EMAIL: anon@winklepickers.com
IP: 195.92.81.250
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DATE: 09/04/2002 04:17:52 PM
Seeing as a large proportion of people who submitted their blog to the competition probably did so not thinking they would win, or agreeing with the idea, but rather as yet another quick and easy chance to publicise their weblog, I would say what you're doing here is the perfect response. Getting a link right there on some of the most popular weblogs in the country is exactly what those people would love - and exactly what you're now giving to all the people who resisted. It's like a form of poetic justice isn't it.
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AUTHOR: dug
EMAIL: dug@pumpernickle.net
IP: 213.123.251.139
URL: http://www.donkeyontheedge.com
DATE: 09/06/2002 01:15:31 AM
Surely entrance to bbwl shouldn't preclude entrance to wbwl -- I 'd like to win best, most average and worst...
The whole concept that my random musings and opinions are better or worse that anyone else's random musings and opinions is just plain silly (which I'm assuming, is your point). Keep up the good work:-)
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AUTHOR: Stephen Downes
EMAIL: stephen@downes.ca
IP: 24.231.19.84
URL: http://www.newstrolls.com
DATE: 09/06/2002 03:23:32 PM
Hiya, we polled our readers and the seven who felt it worth responding generally agreed that we are not the best British blog. Could have something to do with the fact that we're not British. Anyhow, we posted the box, but it's too wide. Could you narrow it by a half inch or so? Thanks. Stephen Downes, CTO, NewsTrolls http://www.newstrolls.com
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AUTHOR: Leonie Gold
EMAIL: leonie_gold@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 158.152.135.129
URL: http://innercityproblempage.blogspot.com/
DATE: 09/26/2002 09:58:22 AM
Well, don't say 'I told you so'. Thick-as-mince here thought I might get somewhere in that competition by at least *trying* to do something a bit different with the blog format.
Why did I waste my time not giving my views in Iraq, opinions on movies and listing what I'm listening to this week? Why did I bother thinking that trying to help and entertain people through an interactive medium was a good idea and moved the blog idea on a bit from personal wank? (present company excepted...)
For the moment, mine is a grassroots free blogspot-hosted blog, for certain good reasons, so there's no cute graphics. And problem pages are a girly thing, aren't they?
Stupid, stupid me.
OK. Sour grapes over. I was learning from scratch, so the design is somewhat primitive. Going to redesign & re-host soon :-) Thanks for your good work.
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<p>Did you decide not to enter the Guardian's weblog competition? If you didn't, then why not participate in the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003179.html">Not the best</a> project - a small pod list of people who decided not to take part for whatever reason. You can stick the pod on your site really easily, and if you didn't enter and want to be listed on it then you can do that too. Have fun with it...</p>
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<p>I spent years learning Ancient Greek at University. If challenged I can spout off the first few lines of Euripides' Bacchae (my favourite tragedy) in a deep and rolling voice - a suitable voice for the god Dionysus who speaks them. But of course no one really completely knows for certain what it sounded like when it was spoken out loud... People have researched phonemes and attempted to reconstruct accents and pitch and rhythms from the intensive application of philology, but no one really <i>knows</i>. Still, it's fascinating to listen to some of the examples you can find on the net. Here's some Homer (<a href="http://www.oeaw.ac.at/kal/agp/Il_18_39-96.ram">Iliad 18, 39-96</a>), some Aeschylus (<a href="http://www.oeaw.ac.at/kal/agp/Agamemnon_503-537.ram">Agamemnon 503-537</a>) and some Plato (<a href="http://www.oeaw.ac.at/kal/agp/Symp_172f.ram">Symposium 172ff</a>) from <a href="http://www.oeaw.ac.at/kal/agp/">this site</a>, which also includes some astonishingly weirdly assembled <a href="http://www.oeaw.ac.at/kal/agm/index.htm">Ancient Greek Music</a>. And all because I wanted to know whether 'noos' was pronounced 'no'os' or 'noose'.</p>
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<p>Inspired by <a href="http://www.kevan.org/blog">kevan.org</a>'s comment about the Guardian award: "The whole thing seems dangerously adjacent to a World's Greatest X mug - pointless when presented by a panel of strangers, but quite meaningful and interesting if someone I know is explaining their reasoning. So I'm hereby forging meme #1 of the Subjective Best British Weblog competition, inviting people to nominate their current favourite and tell the world why. No prizes or vote-tallying, just a meaningful signpost to somewhere worth going." <b>Agreed!</b></p>
<p>Unfortunately my subjective Best British Weblog is a secret one that a friend maintains and that I'm not allowed to link to. But my second favourite is probably <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected.org</a> - mainly because Matt writes things that often are just beyond my technical expertise, and he's almost never flippant or clumsy with language, but thinks through what he wants to say carefully and thoroughly. But most importantly because he's got a kind of weird visionary streak that means that you pick up on some of the frantic energy that motivates him through his writing and it helps you think more imaginatively as well... And as far as I'm concerned, that's what it's all about...</p>
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<p>There are many ways to find a site. These are some of the ways that people found mine in the last few hours...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.google.de/search?q=%22seeping+sperm%22+&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=de&meta=">Seeping Sperm</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=football+slash&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=70&sa=N">football slash</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=how+do+I+stop+someone+from+making+my+life+a+living+hell+and+what+element+do+I+use+in+this+matter&spell=1">How do I stop someone from making my life a living hell and what element do I use in this matter�</a>
<li> <a href="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=masturbation+is+not+a+crime&hc=0&hs=0">Masturbation is not a crime</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=weird+things+about+masons&spell=1">Weird things about Masons</a>
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<p>I bought an album by the Bangles when I as about fifteen in the late eighties, and it had a song on it called "Return Post". And I listened to it again the other day for the first time in ages and it occurred to me that it's probably one of the very last songs of its kind - a song about love letters and the postal service. It will no longer make any sense at all in a few years time... <a href="http://www.geocities.com/amethyst_songsite2/bangles_10.htm">Read the lyrics</A></p>
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<p>I can't find the link or I'd post it. If <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> had a search box it would have been easier to find. But I know that it's true. I know it. I remember it clearly - Jason asking someone to sponsor his site in exchange for an iBook. Now I once won an <a href="http://216.239.39.100/search?q=cache:S33AFbWajU0C:www.antibloggies.com/+anti+bloggie&hl=en&ie=UTF-8">Anti-Bloggie</a> (apologies for Google cache version) for being an unbearably mercenary and foul human being that craved money with a passion. But if that's so true, how come I never thought of getting people to paypal me donations (see related <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,54929,00.html">Wired news article</a>) to buy myself a laptop with? I mean, there was a time last year when I was going to auction off dates with myself on <a href="http://www.ebay.co.uk">ebay</a> to pay the water bills. I'm supposed to be shameless. Well anyway, I've bloody thought about it now and no mistake... Keep watching the skies.</p>
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<p>I don't know what's worse - that Aimee Mann should have just released a <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006BT4Z/invisithebomb">new album</a> or that no one saw fit to mention it to me. If I wasn't such a crumbling wreck of proto-senility of course, then I'd have known about it etherically, like all "young people" do about the things they care about. Aimee Mann's always been a bit of a guilty pleasure for me - the icon of the emotional and insecure female singer-songwriter being a bit of a Big Gay Cliché and everything. But over time I've come to accept that you're allowed to listen to music like this and still retain some grasp on your masculinity if you balance it with a good heady dose of the Sex Pistols, The Pixies and some relatively hardcore dance stuff. Quite how this meshes with my current Bobby Darin obsession escapes me...</p>
<p>In related linkage, it's worth checking out <a href="http://www.aimeemann.com">Aimee Mann's new site</a> - it's all a bit Flash-heavy, but it's quite stylish and includes large amounts of well-assembled audio clips and the like - plus it looks (although I don't believe it is) partially designed by Daniel Clowes of "Ghost World" fame.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.halftone.org">Neal</a>, <A href="http://www.nicomorgan.com">Nico</a>, <A href="http://www.orangeapple.com">Steve</a> and <a href="http://www.freshfiltered.com">Grant</a> (among others) for pointing out how useless and inexpert a wannabe web savant I am. The post in which <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> prostitutes himself for a few hundred dollars worth of fine fine Apple product is <a href="http://www.kottke.org/01/11/011105i_never_neve.html">here</a>.</p>
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<p>"Even in a personal diary addressed to myself I must fictionalize the addressee. Indeed, the diary demands, in a way, the maximum fictionalizing of the utterer and the addressee. Writing is always a kind of imitation talking, and in a diary I therefore am pretending that I am talking to myself. But I never really talk this way to myself. Nor could I without writing or indeed without print. The personal diary is a very late literary form, in effect unknown until the seventeenth century (Boerner 1969). The kind of verbalized solipsistic reveries it implies are a product of consciousness as shaped by print culture. And for which self am I writing? Myself today? As I think I will be ten years from now? As I hope I will be? For myself as I imagine myself or hope others may imagine me? Questions such as this can and do fill diary writers with anxieties and often enough lead to discontinuation of diaries. The diarist can no longer live with his or her fiction. " <i>(Orality and Literacy, Walter J Ong, Routledge1982)</i></p>
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<p>Whatever my personal opinions of the prize - the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">Guardian's "Best British Weblog" prize</a> closes today. Good luck to everyone who entered! I secretly want <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> to win (nobody knows that though - don't spread it around) because I think he'd be completely surprised and geniunely touched. But whoever wins, enjoy it! (And to anyone who thinks that they <i>might</i> win, go and read <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_09_01_x.shtml#85420587">Meg's piece</a> and make sure that your house is in order before everything goes ballistic.) <b>Raise your glasses one and all to the wonders of Webloggia!</b></p>
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<p>Very little to say about about this except that you can't get it in the UK yet... <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006J3WH/qid=1031321885/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/002-3945038-6642437?v=glance&s=music&n=507846">Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling</a>.</p>
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<p>Interesting fact: In the summer of 1969, Bryan Adams was precisely nine years old.</p>
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<p>How gay is Captain Nice? He's <i>my</i> hero... (courtesy of <A href="http://www.tvparty.com/terrific.html">TVParty.com</a>)</P>
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<p>There's nothing that reminds you more about the evolving (expanding) nature of your own body like an old suit. I only have one suit - it's a lovely brown/grey number that I got when I first moved to London five or six years ago. At the time it was a snug fit, but over the years snug appears to have become closer to vacuum packing than clothing. I wouldn't mind so much if it was a development forward, but it appears to be a development sideways, which is very much the last thing I was expecting... If it continues at this pace I'm going to be infinitely wide and just as deep as I always was. I'll be like a huge huge two foot thick piece of man-paper. And then nothing will fit me. The shame, the shame...</p>
<p>So here it is, me in my suit with the worst tie in the world, busting out all over with some of the most ludicrous hair I've ever managed to cultivate. Sigh.<br /><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tom_in_dumb_suit.jpg"></td></tr></table></p>
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CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
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<p>There's an article in <a href="http://www.internet-magazine.com">Internet Magazine</a> this month about weblogs and weblogging which starts with these words...</p>
<blockquote><b>Weblogging</b> - what's it all about? A bunch of losers prattling on about what they had for breakfast and pretending they found links that <b>Memepool</b> unearthed eons ago? Or the new hope, coming up from the <b>grassroots</b>, for a Web <b>counterculture</b> that's finding itself increasingly drowned out by large corporations? Don't know? Want to find out more? Then read <b>this</b> survey of the blogging world by <b>Kim Gilmour</b>. [<i>Their emphases</i>]</blockquote>
<p>Let's get the stuff that might undermine my argument out in the open straightaway. Yes - I found this article because someone e-mailed me about it. Yes, there is a screenshot of <b>plasticbag.org</b> in it. And yes, <b>plasticbag.org</b> is listed in the section called <b>Essential Blogs</b> as well, along with <a href="http://www.microcontentnews.com">Microcontent News</a>, <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">BlackbeltJones.com</a>, <A href="http://www.megnut.com">Megnut</a>, <a href="http://www.scripting.com">Scripting News</a>, <a href="http://www.swishcottage.com">Swish Cottage</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com">Not.So.Soft</a> and <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net">Wil Wheaton Dot Net</a>. I don't think this is particularly relevant to what I'm going to be talking about - but you may disagree.</p>
<p>Right. Back to the beginning then. Let's look at that opening paragraph for a moment. Firstly let's take issue with the site that's mentioned prominently - in fact let's point out that <a href="http://www.memepool.com">Memepool</a> is in fact a weblog. It may be a weblog pioneer that predated blogger, but it remains a weblog. This is just a minor gripe. I have no major issue here.</p>
<p>More interesting is the statement about weblogs as the 'last, best hope' against 'large corporations'. And here's where the irony of the whole article comes very clearly into focus. Because as you read the article - which (among other things) ostensibly is describing how personal publishing is a work of resistance by the little guy against the homogeneity of mainstream media - it becomes very clear very quickly that the only people that they've talked to for this article are representatives of corporations, business and mainstream media. And all of these representatives have some kind of vested interest in weblogs and weblogging. In fact while the <a href="http://www.emap.com">emap</a> publication talks a lot about the utility of weblogging, the fun of weblogging, even the egos of webloggers <B>at no point does it believe that webloggers have the intelligence or authority to actually have a legitimate opinion about <i>their medium</i></b>.</p>
<p>This is probably the right point to drag in our old friend Simon Waldman from the <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk">Guardian</a>, who in fact does have <a href="http://www.wald0.net">a weblog of his own</a>, although it's hardly what he's known best for. Simon is very definitely a weblog enthusiast, someone I don't believe is interested in 'exploiting' weblogs, and someone who earnestly believes in the power of the revolution in personal publishing. Interestingly he's also the man behind the Guardian's <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/weblog/bestbritishblog/0,12252,756320,00.html">Best British Weblog</a> Award. And he's also the man that in our recent debate said this:</p>
<blockquote>"This competition is the result of our respect for the movement, not an attempt to appropriate it. We would no more try and appropriate blogging than we'd try to herd cats, juggle jelly and push water uphill at the same time."</blockquote>
<p>Now I'm more interested in gesturing towards the attitude of the writer of the article than I am at Simon. But nonetheless, for someone who states publically that he doesn't want to appropriate blogging to be quoted or referenced <b>seven</b> times during the article - talking about everything from the nature of weblogs as democratic publishing through to the ethics of impartiality online - seems more than a little ironic. I don't want to pick on Simon, because if he's been asked for his opinion then why on earth shouldn't he give it, but not once are the questions of integrity, pretensions to journalism, cliquey-ness etc <b>ever</b> addressed to the people who are in the best position to comment - political webloggers, personal webloggers, warbloggers, techbloggers.</p>
<p>In fact if we collate the people who are quoted in the article (in a 'for this article' way rather than the scant quarter sentences ripped off from someone's site) we come up with this:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.wald0.net">Simon Walden</a> <b>Seven mentions</b><br />
The director of digital publishing at Guardian Online has his own weblog, certainly. But I don't think he'd consider it unfair if I said that he was far from an expert on webloggia.
<li> <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Evan Williams</a> <b>Seven mentions</b><br />
One of the earliest webloggers to use Blogger - but essentially interviewed because he was one of the creators of the software in the early Pyra days.
<li> <a href="http://www.another.com">Steve Browbrick</a> <B>Two mentions</b><br />
Steve is the founder of <a href="http://www.another.com">Another.com</a>, a site which does web-based e-mail. His presence in the article is completely unexplained.
<li> <a href="http://www.enetation.co.uk">Rob Taylor</a> <b>Two mentions</b><br />
The developer of a weblog comments system.
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<p>So here's my conclusion, and this isn't true either of all publishers (the Guardian is a welcome exception here) or mainstream media groups, but I think it is true of many. Despite their protestations to the contrary, most mainstream publishers who say that weblogs represent a new democratising of the media still lapse into talking to figures with substantial 'authority' in the 'real world' rather than webloggers themselves. It seems that even though we represent a 'counterculture that's finding itself increasingly drowned out by large corporations', the mainstream media is still more prepared to go to representatives of these businesses and corporations when they want an opinion about personal publishing. <b>It seems that when talking about personal publishing, mainstream media still doesn't credit webloggers with the intelligence, integrity or ability to even comment on their own revolution...</b></p>
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AUTHOR: Gert
EMAIL: gert.blog@REMOVE.brixton.fsworld.co.uk
IP: 195.92.67.69
URL: http://gert68.blogspot.com
DATE: 09/08/2002 11:24:49 PM
I agree with the main thrust of your article. I would like to add that I find it refreshing that the writer has included you, Meg and, er, Swish. I say that because I get so bored reading articles about how blogging is all about Andrew Sullivan and Instpundit etc etc, and how it's a way that people can have shouting matches take on the mainstream media in discussing matters of world importance. I see a variety of sites where people have a bit of fun, or work through mental health issues; sites where amateurs like myself discover we have the ability to maintain a (small) audience and thus maintain the discipline of writing. Most of all, it's a learning experience. For me, learning about HTML, learning how to write for an audience, and, most of all, learning about myself.
I find the connections fascinating: how I discover sites that lead me to others, and how I find my readers commenting on sites that I believe they found via me. And I'm just one of the little people.
I think an analogy would be to describe the digital camera solely in terms of what it does for photojournalists etc, without discussing what it does for the millions of amateurs who have changed the whole way they take photographs, and even look at the world around them.
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AUTHOR: Seyed Razavi
EMAIL: seyed@monkeyx.com
IP: 62.231.146.14
URL: http://www.monkeyx.com
DATE: 09/09/2002 03:54:54 PM
It may be that for a publication to reach non-bloggers it has to have non-bloggers acting as guides. This is not atypical of the way media treats any specialist pursuit.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.133.47
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 09/10/2002 12:16:57 AM
That's true and a completely valid point. But then again, it's also good journalistic practice (speaking as an ex-journalist) to actually interview some of the people you're talking about as well. You do a feature about people who collect bottle-tops, you talk to some of the people who collect them... Even if it's in passing!
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AUTHOR: nick sweeney
EMAIL: nick@nonspace.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 09/11/2002 10:33:31 PM
Mr. Coates will admit, though, that another print publication went straight to his door when asked to get some suitable comments on the whole weblog phenomenon. It's an absurdity that people essentially rehash previously-written works down to the lowest common denominator, in terms of the sources regarded as primary, but Danny O'Brien nailed it with his 'four waves of media' thing...
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AUTHOR: Kim Gilmour
EMAIL: kimg@internet.emap.com
IP: 217.33.194.194
URL: http://www.internet-magazine.com
DATE: 09/27/2002 05:14:25 PM
Thanks for taking the time to read and "analyse" my article! I did believe that Evan Williams was a truly representative blogger - despite the fact that yes, he did develop the Pyra software - and Steve Bowbrick is a web pioneer with his own blog (the URL of which should have been mentioned in the article). The angle of the story was more on the media organisations that may see blogs complementing their commentary. I, perhaps wrongly, assumed that doing a box-out on essential blogs so that people could see for THEMSELVES what they had to say was sufficient. One could even argue that because certain bloggers thought the Guardian's blog competition was a "bloody stupid idea", then why should they even care about being involved in a feature about them in the first place? :)
I should point out that I interviewed Simon, Steve and Evan a couple of weeks before the Guardian even announced that they were doing a weblog competition (and they happened to be half the judging panel!). "D'oh!" was the word to spring to mind! I did attempt to contact a few of the other weblog pioneers, and indeed I have even tried to email you on a couple occasions about blogs, but no reply.
Last of all, if you'd emailed us about your apparent "lack of voice" in the article, we would almost have certainly included it in our mailbox section. Hopefully, next time we mention blogs, you and your peers might like to be more involved.
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AUTHOR: Allain
EMAIL: hallaow@iprimus.com.au
IP: 210.50.56.185
URL: http://hallaow.2ya.com
DATE: 11/25/2002 04:39:14 AM
I see weblogs as a way of "Time Capsuling" (is that a word?) information and to let anybody that wants to make the effort what is happening in your life, business or study.
So I guess we could use it to help other people (in the study sense), make contacts and (if your desperate) sell products.
It's a better way of talking to everyone over the internet because emailing has become of the years an advertising tool where people trash mail they suspect is spam
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<p>Because the deadline for entries has now passed, I've temporarily dropped the 'Not the Best' box down to the bottom of the page. When the winner is announced, I'll bounce it back up to the top for a few more days before we all move on to more interesting and dynamic new projects...</p>
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<p>It's difficult for me to justify my current enthusiasm for Bruce Springsteen. He's hardly the firmest young boyband dominated Gayland, nor is he the current hipster dance music sensation that the digiterati are wolfing down. And he's so entirely unrepresentative of the music that I normally listen to. But there's something strangely compelling about it...</p>
<blockquote>I get up in the evening,<br />
And I ain't got nothing to say,<br />
I come home in the morning,<br />
I go to bed feeling the same way.<br />
I ain't nothing but tired,<br />
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself.<br />
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help...<br /><br />
You can't start a fire,<br />
You can't start a fire without a spark,<br />
This gun's for hire,<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.<br /><br />
Message keeps getting clearer,<br />
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round my place,<br />
I check my look in the mirror,<br />
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face.<br />
Man I ain't getting nowhere,<br />
Just living in a dump like this.<br />
There's something happening somewhere.<br />
Baby I just know that there is...<br /><br />
You can't start a fire,<br />
You can't start a fire without a spark,<br />
This gun's for hire,<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.<br /><br />
You sit around getting older.<br />
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me,<br />
I'll shake this world off my shoulders.<br />
Come on baby the laugh's on me...<br /><br />
Stay on the streets of this town,<br />
And they'll be carving you up all right.<br />
They say you gotta stay hungry,<br />
Hey baby, I'm just about starving tonight.<br />
I'm dying for some action,<br />
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book,<br />
I need a love reaction,<br />
Come on now baby, gimme just one look.<br /><br />
You can't start a fire,<br />
Sitting 'round crying over a broken heart,<br />
This gun's for hire,<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.<br />
You can't start a fire,<br />
Worrying about your little world falling apart,<br />
This gun's for hire,<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.</blockquote>
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<p>It might just be the sexual equivalent of geese imprinting on badgers they're brought up with, but I'm watching the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0093437">Lost Boys</a> and thinking to myself, "Is it just me or did people look properly hot back then?". Young people nowadays just don't have the big hair or substantial shoulder pads of yesteryear. Where's today's Bobby Ewing, I ask myself. Nowhere I can see...</p>
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<p>China has recently been blocking access to a whole variety of sites across the world, including <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk"> BBC News</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a>. Now you can test to see if <a href="http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/filtering/china/test/">your site has been blocked</a>. <b>Plasticbag.org</b> remains non-threatening to the culture of China. Which is a terrible shame... The temptation to start summarising and heavily quoting huge blocks of BBC articles is almost overwhelming... [via <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Jones</a>]</p
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<p>So at work today someone said that they didn't want the dictator of Iraq replaced with some American glove puppet. But I say it all depends on which particular glove puppet is set to rule in his place. I vote for the ex-<b>pets.com</b> sock puppy...</p>
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<p>Anyone looking closely at <a href="http://www.haddock.org/blogs">Haddock Blogs</a> might have noticed an interesting trend in <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a>'s recent posting to his site. He seems to post precisely twice a day - at ten in the morning and at three in the afternoon. Each and every day. Since Friday. Which is interesting, because I happen to know for a fact that Mr Webb is in fact on holiday this week, which leads me to suspect that secretly he's automated the whole posting process in some cunning and as-yet-to-be-divulged way. Which makes me think - he's posting more regularly at the moment than when he's here, and everything is of equal quality to his normal posts. So in many ways, it's almost better that he's not actually here...</p>
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<p>So anyway the story is short and lacking in pith. So you're just going to have to go along with it, relish the pictures and move on with your lives. My co-worker <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Mr Gyford</a> went to Burning Man. He and his group of messy degenerate friends decided to go in full seafarers garb. Along the way I got to try on a uniform. It's ridiculous, but I took pictures anyway.</p>
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<p>While it's downloading, I have a few scant moments to say to the world - rejoice! For the <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical">iCal</a> cometh...!</p>
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<p>Half a world away from Ground Zero, London is on alert today - worried about whether we might be the targets of some kind of commemorative attack. But these are exaggerated fears. Alerted security forces probably make this the safest day to be in a large city since 9/11 itself. And in and around these tensions the same things go on in our lives. Daily things. Little things. Like me picking up my iPod from the repair shop. Like having been stuck on the bus for hours this morning. Like how beautiful the sky looks today. Like how I overslept because I was loath to wake from a longing but desperate dream and how it's stayed with me all day. And I'm ashamed because these are the things that have been in my mind. And not the world-breaking, heart-shattering weirdness of a year ago today...</p>
<p>For obvious reasons it's difficult to know what to write about. I thought about (belatedly) making the whole site monochrome, as <a href="http://www.yahoo.com">Yahoo</a> has done. I thought about long pieces of writing about <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/update/">Infoshare</a> or maybe writing about where I was - what I was thinking - on that early afternoon last September. Except that my first reactions when I heard about the planes was one of complete disbelief - humour even. Who knew that the plane was a passenger jet and not a tiny one-man prop plane? Who knew (who wasn't near a television) that it was a terrorist attack? Who knew so many people would die... I don't want to think about that again.</p>
<p>I've thought about what I should write all day (and for much of yesterday as well). I can't think of a single thing that I could convey a thousandth of what needs to be said. Everything would be gestural at best - facile, empty. Everything would be inelegant - although maybe that's the only kind of thing that would make any sense today anyway. Maybe our thoughts should be large and savage and potent and overwhelming. Maybe they should be as large as they can while there's time for them to be so, before we have to get on with the business of living in the world again.</p>
<p>The only thing I can think of that comes close to being meaningful is a quote from the novel of a much wiser man than I. In Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake a world suffers a calamity and no one knows how to deal with life when it's over. A man walks around telling people, "You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to be done". There's a sentiment to take with you. Look around you now. Think about the world in which we live. And think about the sense of closeted safeness that most of the Western world felt one year and one day ago. And say it with me now, to yourself and to the regimes and leaders all over the world from London and the US, from Afghanistan to Iraq, "You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to be done".</p>
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<p>While working (playing) with a new template for a site that I work on - designing, in fact, a complete "Hello Kitty" skin for it if I'm forced to be honest - I stumbled upon one of the most glorious images I've seen in a long long time. In a universe gone mad, will Kitty and her crack troops be able to bring a deathly order back? <a href="http://www.iggle.com/images/sanrio/hk40k.jpg">Hello Kitty 40,000</a></p>
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<p>Dorian, the guy I work next to at an UnnamedMediaService is <i>having a baby</i>! He didn't tell anyone for ages, and then he kind of mentioned it surreptitiously over AIM. When I turned over to look at him, he had the biggest grin on his face and a kind of conspiratorial wiggle in his eyebrows. A bit like he'd done something wrong at school that he was actually really proud of. Mischievous, maybe? It's difficult to describe. He looked like he was going to burst any minute - like literally <i>explode</i>. I think it's the coolest thing that's ever happened to anyone. Ever. And already there are <a href="http://www.isness.org/lofoto/subject.php?subject_id=11">baby pictures</A> to gawk at... From <a href="http://www.isness.org/lofoto/picture.php?subject_id=11&pic_id=16">nine weeks</a> to <a href="http://www.isness.org/lofoto/picture.php?subject_id=11&pic_id=17">thirteen weeks</a>... And he's putting more up soon...</p>
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<p>I feel absolutely unbearably bitchy for doing this, but really... A full <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_08_19_archive.shtml#5249680">year after the web goes wild for it</a>, <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">popbitch</a>'s latest newsletter catches up with the <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com/extra/moonlanding.html">faked moonlanding</a> site...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_09_01_x.shtml#85441682">No!</a> <b>I</b> am Spartacus...<!-- I saw Meg's post and couldn't resist commenting. But I have no idea who tommy smith is, nor do I wish you to buy his albums --></p>
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<p><b>Addendum:</b> Don't buy this album. I have no idea whether or not it is good or not. But the <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_09_01_x.shtml#85441682">challenge went out</a> and I had to rise to it.</p>
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<p>Steve Jobs stars as Xander "Triple (OS) X" Cage, the notorious underground thrill seeker and computer visionary who until now has been deemed grumpy by the press... <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tripleosx.jpg">Download the full wallpaper today</a>!</p>
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CATEGORY: Gay
CATEGORY: Net Culture
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<p><i>The post below may be edited through the day. I have written it in a blaze of fury and irritation, and the language, grammar and spelling has suffered as a consequence.</i></p>
<p>What the fuck is going on with <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a>? Each and every week there's the same range of crap jokes - the crap jokes that we've come to love - but increasingly one of those jokes each week seems to be about stupid funny gay people and how freakish, stereotypical and generally funny they are. I'm not going to deny that sometimes their jokes are really funny, and I wouldn't comment in the slightest if it was a relatively rare occurrence - no one wants to live in a world where people can't make any kind of tasteless jokes at all - but this really seems to be becoming some kind of <b>obsession</b>. And the excuse that I've heard is that it's just 'schoolyard japery' - stuff that doesn't really <b>mean</b> gay at all - like the idiots who wander around the place saying, "Marriage is so gay" - is just bullshit. At a certain point you have to look at the kids who grow up in these schoolyards - gay kids - who are surrounded by anti-gay sentiment each and every day. As a child, you don't even have to know what being gay <b>means</b> to know fairly early on that it's not something you're supposed to be - that it's bad and wrong and shameful. And <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a> is not only sanctioning this culture in schools, it's fucking <b>promoting it and extending it to adults</b>!</p>
<p>Let's start with a bit of a survey of the first few 'gay offerings' by B3ta I could find. If you know any others, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a>.</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://b3ta.com/features/gay-computer-game-characters/">Gay Computer Game Characters</a>
<li> <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/">Spiderman will make you gay</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/">Gay Skeletons</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/games/games/gaylords/">Gaylords</a>
<li> <a href="http://b3ta.com/gayorstraight/">Gay or Straight</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/motorbikes/">Motorbikes are gay</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/mememe/lovemedo.htm">Draw a picture and win gay sex</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/hawking/">Stephen Hawking and Davros</a></ul>
<p>And by way of juxtaposition, a couple of years back I wrote an article <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003144.html">On Homophobic Bullying in Schools</a>. Let's just see what kind of effect 'gay' jokes can have on kids...</p>
<blockquote>In November, an inquest heard that a 15-year-old choirboy had been found hanged in his bedroom. Darren Steele had been left at home watching Neighbours by his mother when she went out for the evening. When she returned she found him dead. A note by his body explained that he had killed himself because of the bullying that he was suffering at school.<br /><br />
Darren had been bullied because other students thought he was gay. At the inquest, his friends explained that he had been regularly taunted as a 'gay boy' and a 'poof' because of his interests in drama and cookery. Over the previous five years he had been systematically punched, verbally abused and even burned with cigarettes by other students. He never told a teacher.<br /><br />
His mother's statement reads: "I saw Darren kneeling on the far side of the bed. His face was blue. I went downstairs screaming 'my son is dead'."
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<p>There's more if you can stomach it.</p>
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<p>Following on from yesterday's rant about <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a>, I just want to add that I didn't make <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/3074/#post334021">this post to the b3ta board</a> (they managed to spell <b>Barbelith</b> wrong for a start) but that the responses from some of the board's regulars weren't exactly heartening... I like my <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">nice liberal forum</a> much more...</p>
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<p>And just to show that good things happen as well, and that being an unruly poof isn't entirely about stropping around the place causing fights - <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/fullpost.php?postid=020913194921">Bart from Trabaca has had the best news</a>. He decided to come out to his parents by sending them a letter. He's been agonising about it on his site for months and he's been absolutely terrified about their reaction, but in the end he sent a letter and yesterday received a reply from his father saying that they were still best friends and that they're keen to come and visit him over the weekend and make sure he's ok. Which is totally, perfectly the best possible thing they could have done. They understood what a big deal it was to him, and completely want to make him feel connected and loved. Bloody genius people.</p>
<p>I was online and chatting to Bart when the letter arrived, and he got a bit freaked so I rang him up (in New York) and we chatted. It was so nice hearing how happy and relieved he was. Good on you, old chap. You've earned your spurs, you're in the union, you've got your license to practise...</p>
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<p>It's been around for a while, but I've never really commented upon it. <a href="http://blo.gs">Blo.gs</a> sems to take over where <a href="http://www.weblogs.com">weblogs.com</a> left off a while ago. You can visit random sites, browse blogs and most importantly track your favourites. The site doesn't render particularly well on a Mac, but it remains fairly useful...</p>
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<p>This couldn't happen in America. Not where they have proper pop-stars who live the lifestyle - wandering between parties and premieres with coke, drink and sexual fluids oozing from their noses. Americans know how to do things properly when it comes to stardom. Except with <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Weakest_Link/anne.html">Anne Robinson</a>. And <a href="http://idolonfox.msn.com/judges/ind/simon/simon.htm">Simon Cowell</a>. But I'm getting ahead of myself...</p>
<p>Our evening begins, strangely enough, with a discussion between <a href="http://www.minor9th.com/">Simon</a> and I about the state of the music industry. As bands get more and more prefabricated, and the audience they're being pitched towards gets younger and younger - isn't there a chance that the music industry is gradually pushing itself unsustainably towards blander, less 'relevant' music? How long until rhythm, lyric and melody themselves are completely sacrificed to firm, tanned boys pouting at the camera in full-on pre-teen sex-free idol-porn? Only time will tell.</p>
<p>Simon and I were in town to catch up with each other and watch <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0258463">The Bourne Identity</a>, which was empty but diverting. And when it ended we went our separate ways. Him trainwards back to Guildford, me to the Number 6 bus-stop on Regent's Street. And it's clearly the bus-stop of stars, because number one recording artist and third-place Britney-murderering PopIdol <b>Darius</b> was also milling around there with a group of friends... After a while they wandered off, just giving me time to send a few apparently-interested-in-a-kind-of-ironic-way-but-actually-quite-excited text messages to a few dozen friends, acquaintances, co-workers and complete strangers, before my bus arrived. Truly - mine is a life of true glamour...</p>
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<p>So it's four days until the winner of the Guardian's <b>Best British Weblog</b> is to be announced and interesting new facts are emerging about how it's being conducted and the attitude of (at least one of) the judges. Via <a href="http://www.quinquireme.com/">Quinquireme</a> I came upon <a href="http://www.bowbrick.com/bowblog/2002_09_01_bowblog_archive.html#8153509">Bowblog</a> - which is the site of Steve Bowbrick, one of the Guardian-elected arbiters of our huge online community. He talks a bit about the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003179.html">Not the Best Project</a> in vaguely completely-missing-the-point kind of terms, but I'll pass swiftly over that. What I won't pass over are these particularly stunning statements:</p>
<blockquote>"I think the competition will prove to be a real validation for the new form and, I hope, a springboard for the weblog's leap into the mainstream."</blockquote>
<p>And my particular favourite:</p>
<blockquote>"It's always difficult to see your clever, groovy, pioneering passion popularised but I'm certain that even the elite would prefer the visibility and influence that competitions like this will provide to obscurity and irrelevance."</blockquote>
<p>Is there anyone out there who runs a site who feels that weblogs really need <i>validation</i> any more? Three years after they exploded, with hundreds of thousands of sites in the world, talking on every subject possible? Is it really the Guardian's place to give you permission to feel good about your medium? Bugger off. And looking around the room again, I ask you all - do you really think that the Guardian's able to rescue us all from the 'obscurity and irrelevance' that we're apparently all languishing in?</p>
<p>Some more interesting information can be gleaned from these couple of posts - the judges have received a list of 'dozens' of weblogs. Clearly this doesn't amount to everyone who entered - when I met Simon Waldman he told me that several hundred people had entered. So who's been written off the list before it even gets to the judges, and on what grounds? Who the hell <i>is</i> actually judging this thing?</p>
<p>I'll tell you what - next year make the name less tendentious, conduct the competition openly and honestly, and don't be so bloody full of what you can do for us - stop treating it as something that a superior grown-up media organisation is doing as a favour for the little tiny people - and maybe some of this year's grumpy 'refuseniks' won't be <i>able</i> to claim that this is more about co-opting our revolution than it is about promoting the medium... Do that, and I might even enter... In the meantime, I'm going to completely agree with <a href="http://www.quinquireme.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/2002_09_15_blogarchive.html#85452092">Quinquireme</a> when she says... "Look mate, you've totally missed the point. You're not validating <i>us</i>, we're invalidating <i>you</i>!"</p>
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<p>And while people tell me that there's still some battles on <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a>'s mailing list about my post the other day, across the Atlantic a young gay man who's had enough trouble in his life already is now having to deal with post-coming-out fallout from his parents. Bart did the deed a couple of days ago and their first reaction seemed really positive, but since then <a href="http://www.trabaca.com/fullpost.php?postid=020914200600">things have gone downhill</a>. I feel awful for Bart - completely awful. I think it's terrible that the world can make it so difficult for young gay men and women. And I just cannot understand how anyone can try and stop accurate information being distributed to parents and children. Or why any religion, society or political persuasion would want to make gay teenagers' lives any more difficult than they already are. It scares and - frankly - disgusts me.</p>
<p>My own experiences of coming out were very different from Bart's. In the early nineties, there was no internet to be a first point of call. I had no contact with any other gay people or impartial information of any kind except for a late-night television show. That show was literally the only thing I had in the world that told me that there were other people out there who were like me. And to be honest, they <i>weren't</i> really like me - they were very politicised, very scary looking people. It wasn't until my year out before University that I came out to anyone, and that was undertaken in a pretty half-assed way. He didn't even realise I'd done it for weeks. It just kind of happened in the background. And it took me until my first year at University to come out to anyone else, and it was a few years after that before my mother and I had the fateful argument that ended with me telling her what a bloody difficult woman she was and that, by the way, I was a big homo.</p>
<p>If there are any teenage gay guys out there who are having trouble with their parents, then you could do much worse than send them information about <a href="http://www.pflag.org">PFLAG</a>. They may sound a bit worthy, but they're really good decent people. I had the honour of arranging an event at my old university with some people from the English branch. They were amazing. There's a really good PDF that's worth downloading too: <a href="http://www.pflag.org/publications/OurDaughtersandSons.PDF">Our Daughters and Sons: Questions and Answers for Parents of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered People</a>. And feel free to <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me</a> if you want to have a talk about anything...</p>
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<p>Less than a rant, more than a query - today I'm interested in the way <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> handles links to pages which contain internal anchors. For example, if you do a search for 'Greg Dyke' on my <a href="http://www.atomz.com">Atomz</a> powered search facility, then you get <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_06_30_archive.shtml#85219256">this exact link</a>, whereas Google if presented with a similar search term (but not exactly the same as Google clearly won't rate me quite as highly), then you get <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_06_30_archive.shtml">this page returned</a>. The difference? One has picked up the internal anchor on the page and the other hasn't. Is there any particular reason why Google doesn't leap to the relevant internal anchor? Is it to do with the specifics of weblog content?</p>
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<p>Odd link of the day - <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> is out of action at the moment - it turns out it was out of disk space. But while it's being fixed, it turns out you can visit the <a href="http://www.daypop.com/top/archive/2002/">archives</a> to find out what <a href="http://www.daypop.com/top/archive/2002/"><i>were</i> the most blogged-about sites</a> from any day in the last several months. On my thirtieth birthday, for example, <a href="http://www.daypop.com/top/archive/2002/07/20020719000000.htm">the daypop top 40</a> was obsessed with <a href="http://www.daypop.com/redirect?id=30955114">Amazon Light</A>, <a href="http://www.daypop.com/redirect?id=5372273">the relaunched iPod</a> and the <a href="http://www.daypop.com/redirect?id=31036931">damn Guardian Best British Blog competition</a>. In the meantime <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/">Blogdex</a> is mostly still up and running if you're still suffering Daypop-withdrawal.</p>
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<p>I don't know if this is going to have the same impact for people who haven't gone through it, or worried about going through it, as it has for those of us who have. But if you want a fairly accurate picture of what coming out to a parent feels like for most people, then <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/diners/video/pat_paul.ram">this excerpt from a BBC TV Series 'Diners'</a> will provide it. The important things to notice here are Paul's nerves and vague mishandling of the process (he's clearly sheepish and embarrassed), the heartfelt emotion by his mother and finally his look of confusion and worry - he's just plain scared - at the end... It's not hardcore, it's not violent - it's two people in a restaurant talking. But it's still difficult and upsetting viewing...</p>
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<p>So the question of the moment is <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/171">Are Weblogs Sexist</a>? It's a stunningly weird thing to argue for such a medium - where anyone can have their say and link to whatever and whomever they wish. But I suppose it's possible to argue that the community favours, and tends to link to, posts by men - although I think it's untrue. Someone in the same thread argues that gay webloggers are also almost invisible, but that goes directly against my personal experience, so I find it difficult to take seriously. In fact, in a discussion with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> a while back, the suggestion was mooted that gay men particularly might be <b>over-represented</b> in our little community - particularly in the UK. My personal feeling is that this again is unfounded, and that it's merely our ability to be open and visible that makes us so evident. However, if you're really looking for a lesson to learn from all of this, then could I suggest is that we should all keep aware of how easy it is to be parochial when you're writing about your life. Something that's <i>comprehensible</i> to the widest amount of people will probably also be more <i>interesting</i> for them.</p>
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<p>So last night, while as glued to Forever Young as you legitimately can be, I had a long involved AIM-conversation with Ian Betteridge about <a href="http://www.ludicrous.org.uk/2002_09_01_archive.html#85460831">whether or not iCal is a meatspace blogging tool</a>. His argument was that the sharing of information about oneself freely on the web constituted weblog-like behaviour. But I maintain that the publishing of calendars is a very distinct creature, as separate from weblogs as a project plan is from a teenage confessional...</p>
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<p>"And it's finally official: <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_09_01_x.shtml#85462977">Meg and Paul are getting married</a>! This is of course genius news about two friends of mine that I think are wonderful and totally adore. It's enough to inspire you with hope and cheery feelings way in excess of anything generated merely with amphetamines and alcohol. Good on you kids..."</p>
<p>"it's also an event that will resonate through Blogdom, whether they like it or not (and they damn <i>better</i> bloody like it because I can't stop shouting about it everywhere I go). I've already put in two or three begging calls to be official reporter for blogdom - but don't expect pictures, because I think they're going to <a href="http://www.hellomagazine.com/">Hello!</a> magazine. I remain concerned that I might be called to play the role of (old) maid of honour or bridesmaid - but I take heart in the possibility that <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> may have to return to England to stand beside me in a crimplene frock."</p>
<p>"But at this time of happy wonderings, ladies and gentlemen, let us not forget those who have been laxer about their nuptials. While Meg and Paul's news warms the cockles of all our hearts, will now a world full of expectant webloggers now turn their wiggling eyebrows and pointed expressions San Francisco-wards?"</p>
<p><b>"This is Tom Coates, reporting live from Los Angeles for the Weblog Entertainment Network..."</b></p>
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<p>First we had <A HREF="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/073820756X/invisithebomb">The Weblog Handbook</A>
, then <A HREF="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0738207411/invisithebomb">We've Got Blog</A>
, then <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0764549626/invisithebomb">We Blog</a> (all of which I've read or am reading). Then there's the O'Reilly <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0596003889/invisithebomb">Essential Blogging</a>, which I haven't read yet - and now <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0735712999/invisithebomb">Blogging</A> by Biz Stone and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0072227125/invisithebomb">Blog on</a> by Todd Stauffer. Is there really a market for all of them? So far, I'm embarrassed to confess, the one I've enjoyed most has been Rebecca Blood's <i>Weblog Handbook</i>, which actually managed to remind me what it was that drew me to weblogs in the first place. Personal and engaging with a clear and almost kindly voice... Much recommended for beginners, and worth reading for those of us who've been around the block a few times...</p>
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<p>Mac-users and weblog enthusiasts have generally been pretty stunned by how neat and useful <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire Lite</a> is at keeping them up to date with what's going on around the web. It's like a combined update list and weblog reader that sits on your desktop and fills everything with light and wonder. (Of course there's a huge battle going on behind the scenes about <a href="http://rss.benhammersley.com/archives/001321.html#001321">the future of the RSS format</a>, but we'll pass swiftly over that.) Recently, there's been talk of a Pro version of the software that you'd have to pay for, and to be honest I've been suspicious - it's such a nice elegant little application - it doesn't feel like anything is missing from it at all... But having seen <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/profeatures.php">this list of pro features</a> I'm drooling... Weblog editing, filters, <a href="http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/netnewswire.gif">different views</a>... Mmmmm....</p>
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<p>A brief thanks to the crew at onlineblog for letting me know that the <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com/archives/2002_09_15_onlineblog_archive.html#85467282">Guardian Best British Blog Award</a> is to be announced this time next week...</p>
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<p>So <a href="http://www.nokia.coM">Nokia</a> have declared the practice of <a href="http://www.warchalking.org">warchalking</a> to be a "simply stealing" according to an article at the BBC: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2268224.stm">Wireless hitchhikers branded as thieves</a>. I'm beginning to feel quite a lot of sympathy for <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a> on this one - as time passes, it's increasingly clear that he's the figurehead of the 'movement' whether he likes it or not. And the mainstream media is more often than not mischaracterising the issue at hand, scaremongering to put it bluntly, making it seem like the action of insane terrorist cracker types, rather than community-minded liberals.</p>
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<p>I wonder - if weeks pass when you can't think of anything to write on your site, if you have months where the most pleasant thing you can imagine is looking at the sky, if you're vaguely content, but time seems to pass at a tremendous rate and nothing seems to happen. Does all this mean that you're really living your life to the full?</p>
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<p>You'll laugh, I know. You'll think it's funny. You won't understand the <b>true pain</b> behind such a song. The longing, the pain. I may die. Hang on a minute, I need a lie-down. Oh that's better. So sing along with me, cigarette lighter held high. I'll be with you brothers and sisters - tears streaming down our faces as we remember our northern cousins... If you laugh, I'm coming around your house and I'll punch you in the face...</p>
<p><b>I'm the only gay Eskimo</b><br />
I'm the only one I know<br />
I'm the only gay Eskimo<br />
In my tribe<br />
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka<br />
But all want to do is get into his parka<br />
I'm the only gay Eskimo<br />
In my tribe<br />
Well me and Nukflukchukbuk<br />
We both like blubber<br />
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber<br />
I'm the only gay Eskimo<br />
In my tribe<br />
And the seals they sing....<br />[<a href="http://www.geocities.com/imsomeonelikeyou/eskimo.html">Full lyrics</a>]</p>
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<p><b>"What's the problem, HAL?"<br />
"I think you know the problem, Dave. I've gone nuts."</b></p>
<p>Micro-linkage saves lives. Remember that. And this mighty micro-linkage comes from the massive mouth of the <a href="http://www.minor9th.com/2002_09.php#002172">Minor 9th</a>. From monkey bone to lunatic space computer, you need to see the epic: <a href="http://www.spiteyourface.com/one/film.html">One. A Space Odyssey</a> [filmed entirely in Legovision].</p>
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<p>Apparently I turn up quite high in the search results for grumpy users of Alcatel's Speedtouch USB ADSL modem. That would probably explain why, when they released a <a href="http://www.speedtouch.com/support.htm">new version (2.0) of the driver for MacOSX</a> (where previous drivers have - at best - a spotty record), I received an e-mail informing me of the fact, and asking if I'd publicise it. I'm delighted to, of course, but I'm too nervous to actually install it just in case I lose my connection again. Has anyone out there in not-a-big-wuss world installed it and run it with Jaguar yet? If so, <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me and tell me how it went</a> and I'll then inform "the world". <b>WARNING: Tom's world may be smaller than yours</b>.</p>
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<p>Today's top classy search that led to the door of <b>plasticbag.org</b>: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=what+to+do+in+London+when+you+have+a+bored+girlfriend+that+doesn%27t+know+what+she+wants+to+do&btnG=Google+Search">What to do in London when you have a bored girlfriend that doesn't know what she wants to do</a>...</p>
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<p>Matt Webb never links to weblogs. Ever. Except when they're talking about some ludicrously complicated piece of where-RSS-will-be-in-20-years-ery, or something ludicrous-mac-rumour-with-a-utopian-edge-ish. He certainly never links to any <i>funny</i> weblogs. That, it seems, would miss the point.</p>
<p><b>Aside (1)</b> on the rhetoric of webloggery. You know full well I'm about to say something to the effect of "Matt Webb has just linked to this really funny weblog". Bear with me. Go along with the pretence that I'm about to do something so revelatory that you'll implode with pleasure and surprised. It'll make me feel better. I promise.</i></p>
<p><b>Aside (2)</b> on being facetious. When I was about eleven I said something really really similar to the line above in an essay about something or other at school. And my teacher read it out in front of the whole class and said I was facetious. And none of us knew what that meant, and I've carried it with me as a scar for the rest of my life and it still brings pain to my heart when I think about it. So let's pretend for a minute that I'm not being facetious, and maybe in that way I'll get over that minor childhood trauma.</p>
<p><b>Aside (3)</b> on what <i>facetious</i> means. Definitions of facetious according to <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=facetious">dictionary.com</a> include, "cleverly amusing in tone", "characterized by wit and pleasantry; exciting laughter; as, a facetious story or reply" and "playfully jocular; humorous". In retrospect, I don't think he was using the word correctly, as it seems to be quite a good thing to be. Learn this lesson well, children. Teachers know jack shit.</p>
<p>So anyway, against all the odds, <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2002_09_15_archive.shtml#85476793">Matt Webb</a> has just linked to this <a href="http://nytoo.rumandmonkey.com/">really funny weblog</a>. Or at least he claims it is funny. I haven't actually looked at it and don't intend to either. Because this whole preamble was a way of excusing the fact that <i>I'm</i> about to link to a really funny weblog. Didn't see that coming, did you. Ha.</P>
<p><a href="http://www.unbrokenglass.com/">Unbrokenglass.com</a> is about the institutionalised dating misadventures of a young Jewish woman - and she's had many. I'm not entirely up on my Jewish dating practices (or indeed any dating practices), but it appears that there's some kind of precursor to computer dating that forms a significant component of Judaic cultural life. Without fear or shame of being pointed at down the pub for being the saddo who put the personal ad in the paper, you are set up with a variety of men or women (depending, note, on your own gender - and not your personal preferences) and then experience the wonder of eating food, chatting amiably and surrupticiously chewing off your own arm over the course of the evening. Eating food, chatting amiably and chewing off of one's one arm being the only three components of the dating experience I've as yet experienced. And your Rabbi helps too, which is nice.</p>
<p>Here's a choice quote from <a href="http://www.unbrokenglass.com">unbrokenglass.com</a>: "I have to say that the guy who approached me had a phenomenal likeness to Bart Simpson. Very American-like of him really. I mean, he was short, blond, his hair was exactly like Bart Simpson's, big round eyes complete with squeaky yellowish voice and manic smile. I wanted to make a joke about it but I very tactfully decided to shut up."</p>
<p>God what an awful, overwritten post this is. I'm turning into a right hack.</p>
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<p>According to <a href="http://google.blogspace.com/archives/000608">Google Blog</a> there's potentially a new front-page emerging for Google News. The current page can be viewed at <A href="http://news.google.com">news.google.com</a>, and its apparent replacement is <a href="http://holovaty.com/images/2002-09-19googlenews.gif">here</a>.</p>
<p>To be honest, this news doesn't fill me with the love and happiness that you might expect. About six months ago I thought of something that has probably been thought of many times in the past. It was a kind of news site that used things like <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> and <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> to determine what was timely and interesting to people on a per-link basis, which could then be pulled together using something like Google News to a by-<i>story</i> list and which could then be attached to commentary from the weblog community directly on the page. It would be like having a world of columnists and op-ed writers ready not only to collectively decide between them what was newsworthy, but also to directly comment on the stories on the same page as the story was displayed. It would be an immediate vox-pop. A gauge of a huge community of divergent interests... That's when I started to get excited, because essentially you'd be talking about a site that allowed anyone in the world to write a comment piece on breaking news stories.. And this extended right past webloggers themselves to mainstream writers. And if you could figure out a way of organising micro-payments you might be able to read the thoughts of academics, actors, writers, thinkers from all over the world - along with your friends, the people who share interests with you, the democratically expert... This would be the place where a world of webloggery demonstrated that being mainstream didn't mean individuals writing like 'proper professionals', where a journalist could equally be conceived as the person who was nearest to the event when it happened. Where the sheer <b>value</b> of hundreds of thousands of webloggers could be condensed and purified and injected straight into the world's new media bloodstream.</p>
<p>Most importantly, although I knew that other people were thinking along similar lines, no one actually seemed to be doing anything about it. I talked to friends about the idea and how useful and cool it could be. Some were intrigued, some bored - as you'd expect. I wrote the whole thing down and pitched it in the general direction of people who might be in a position to allow me to develop a system as part of my working life. And now Google News is so close to the first stages of something I really wanted to be part of, and I feel like I did when I was in the middle of my doctorate, watching the dot-com boom happen all around me, knowing that wonderful things were happening elsewhere that would fascinate me, but that I had to accept I wasn't able to be a part of... It's terrible to have invested so much of yourself in an idea only to see it go ahead without you. Even if you're hardly the first person in the world to see the potential...</p>
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<p>Today the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006F7S4/invisithebomb">new Beck album</a> was released. It had multiple covers. But which one to buy? Which is the right one? Which is the authentic cover and which are knock-offs? Which one expresses my desire for authenticiy most effectively? Which one declares, "I'm not interested in posing, I'm here for the music"? Which one is the most ostentatious? Because I don't want that one. Which one will date the most? Which one is iconic and which are ludicrous? How do you make these decisions, these <i>simple</i> decisions, when there's nothing to choose between them? How long can you stand in front of the counter in <a href="http://www.hmv.co.uk">HMV</a> paralysed by choice? At what point does indecision, does the inability to act at all, become legitimately frightening?</p>
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<p>I hereby declare my intention to read through the British Government's much promised dossier on Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, which is freely available from a number of different governmental and non-governmental sites. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/middle_east/02/uk_dossier_on_iraq/pdf/iraqdossier.pdf">Download the PDF (428kb)</a>] This document is supposed to clarify why some kind of action against Saddam Hussein is of the utmost importance. However, I'm about a third of the way through John Pilger's The New Rulers of the World, and am increasingly suspicious of Governmental motivations (both in the US and UK) with regard to this conflict. I've downloaded the document, and will be posting my ill-educated and worthless opinions of it as I proceed.</p>
<p><b>Foreword</B>: The document starts with a two page foreword by Tony Blair which details the particularly unusual circumstances surrounding the release of the document. He states that the document is based on the work of the Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC). The material it collects is normally secret, and it is apparently "unprecedented for the Government to publish this kind of document". The introduction further states that Mr Blair believes that it demonstrates without doubt that Saddam Hussein (referred to regularly as simply "Saddam", which seems odd to me - as if he'd refer to the US's government as "George") has continued to build weapons of mass destruction. But he also states:</p>
<blockquote>"I believe people will understand why the Agencies cannot be specific about the sources, which have formed the judgements in this document, and why we cannot publish everything we know. We cannot, of course, publish the detailed raw intelligence."</blockquote>
<p>This is both totally expected, and utterly frustrating. Because at heart it leaves the document as inevitably a set of assertions. Assertions presented without substantial back-up or evidence. And although of course everyone understands why such information can't easily be published, it unfortunately leaves the door open for doubt and suspician over its validity.</p>
<p>Finally, a comparison from the introduction. Tony Blair: "Saddam has used chemical weapons, not only against an enemy state, but against his own people." American researchers John Mueller and Karl Mueller (from Pilger's book): "Economic sanctions have probably already taken the lives of more people in Iraq than have been killed by all weapons of mass destruction in history."
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<p><b>From the Executive Summary:</b> When it comes to summarising the position of the document, the Executive Summary is brief, clear and startling reading. Whether or not it accurately represents the situation is of course inevitably a matter of faith in the legitimacy and accountability of our leaders. If it <b>is</b> accurate, then it is fairly chilling. The first three points detail what presumably amounts to previously public information about Iraq's continued development of chemical, biological and nuclear weapons. The fourth point outlines what are perceived to be his attitudes towards these weapons, while the fifth asserts there is evidence that the regime is covering up new developments in them.</p>
<p>The sixth is the most startling point. It outlines a set of judgements or predictions about Iraq, which include that they have a wide range of protocols, mechanisms and military arrangements for the use of chemical and biological agents, developed mobile laboratories, tried covertly to acquire materials for nuclear devices including attempts to get "significant amounts of uranium from Africa", illegally kept and further developed long-range missiles and learnt how to conceal sensitive equipment and documentation from inspectors.</p>
<p>The seventh point is merely a statement of the source of these judgements, the eighth a statement that Iraq are breaking the law, the ninth a statement that declares the risks of keeping Hussein as leader, and the tenth declares that Iraq funds its programs via illegal activity with an income of $3 billion in 2001.</p>
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<p>So <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a> returns with its seventh, and potentially last, series. And as usual Americans will see it now, people with cable or satellite in the UK will see it in January, and the rest of us will have to wait until the box sets come out or it comes on terrestrial. Which will probably be (at the earliest) next August. In the meantime, the only scraps of information that we can get over this side of the pond are stories on sites like <a href="http://whedonesque.com/?comments=275">Whedonesque</a>. It's a cruel, cruel world we live in...</p>
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<p>As those of you who aren't reading this site through the medium of <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire</a> have probably already noticed, <b>plasticbag.org</b> has gone through a bit of a redesign. This one, for perhaps obvious reasons, is called <i>kottkesque</i> and is pure CSS once more. Unfortunately, despite me having worked on it for the last eight hours, it's 2am and it's still incomplete. I decided - against my better judgement - to do quite a lot of the building on this one while the site was live, because I hoped I'd work faster and get the damn thing done. And that has mostly worked.</p>
<p>Known bugs at this stage include:</p>
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<li> Form elements on the top right of the page don't sit right on the page on most Windows browsers.
<li> Sometimes links in comments and in list elements aren't formatted correctly.
<li> There is no gallery section yet, merely an empty directory listing with some old-style pages within it.
<li> There are no permalinks yet (this is a difficult one to fix, but I'll see if I can enlist Cal).
<li> The links use a border property in CSS rather than the normal text-decoration - and as such don't appear as intended in some earlier Window's browsers. This will be fixed shortly.
<li> The search results page is still formatted in the site's old style.
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<p>If you've noticed any errors on the pages that aren't part of the above list, then <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">mail me</a> (including details of the error and a screen-cap if possible) and I'll endeavour to sort them out as quickly as is humanly possible - ideally within the next twenty-four hours. I know this isn't the most professional of behaviours, but hell - it's my personal site, I can do what the hell I like. I'll also be undertaking some general tweaking over the next few days, as well as (hopefully) putting up a gallery of screenshots from previous incarnations of the site. If you're one of the people who found the old site unmanageable, then welcome back. And if you hate it and it makes you cross, then find someone who you don't like in real life and give them an earful on my behalf. I'm off to bed. Good night!</p>
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<p>...and the winner is <a href="http://scaryduck.blogspot.com">ScaryDuck</a>. For those of you who came in late, the Guardian have finally announced <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,798749,00.html">the winners of the Best British Blog competition</a>. Congratulations to everyone who was shortlisted - particularly the winner <a target='_blank' href="http://scaryduck.blogspot.com">Scary Duck</a> and my particular favourites: <a target='_blank' href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego">LinkMachineGo</a>, <a target='_blank' href="http://www.anglepoised.com">Anglepoised</a>, <a target='_blank' href="http://www.blogjam.com">Blogjam</a>, <a target='_blank' href="http://gina-snowdoll.blogspot.com">Gina Snowdoll</a>, <a target='_blank' href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected</a> and <a target='_blank' href="http://www.minor9th.com">Minor9th</a>. Over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</A> there's a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/20319">thread to discuss the resutls</A>, where I promise - I will <i>try</i> to behave. And if you want to explore the range of weblogs that <i>didn't</i> enter (and some of their reasons for not doing so), then you should investigate <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003179.html">The "Not the Best" Project</a>.</p>
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<p>I've got a huge black bruise on my leg. It's the size and colour of an over-ripe plum. I don't know where it came from. In fact all I do know is that I didn't get it through doing anything fun. But enough about my complete lack of a sex life - today I'm here to tell you where bruises come from.</P>
<p>A bruise or contusion is caused by some kind of knock or bump to the skin. The soft tissues under the skin are full of tiny blood vessels called capillaries. When you bash yourself, these rupture and spurt out red blood cells all over the shop. This is bad. When your body starts to metabolise these cells - literally reabsorbing them - then the bruise will go through a series of colour changes - from red to purple, purple to blue/black, blue/black to green, green to yellow before finally turning a browny skin tone. This colour means the injury is nearly completely healed.</p>
<p>Smurfs are blue - but don't leap to the conclusion that their skin is simply bruised all over. In actual fact Smurf skin is naturally blue. It would therefore be wrong to assume that they are experiencing serial physical abuse of any kind. If you think about it carefully, you will realise that you have never seen a yellow, black or purplish Smurf, which you would expect if their skin colour was a result of being bashed around by callous human beings or Gargamel.</p>
<p>Many types of people have blue skin which isn't the result of being beaten up. My favourite non-bruised blue people are <a href="http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/fugate.html">The Blue People of Troublesome Creek</a> who intermarried so much that they had loads and loads of children with blue skin. Sometimes people think that <a href="http://www.bamfcentral.com/index.asp">Nightcrawler</a> has blue skin, but I'm reliably informed that it's actual fur. Whether or not he is bruised underneath the fur is between him and his God.</p>
<p>Some people find bruises and being bruised really really sexy. They're a bit strange, but much less strange than the people who like to pretend to be furry animals or robots. And way less strange than people who find squeezing spots or watching footage of nuclear bombs to be trouser rocket-launchers (or whatever the girl equivalent is). If you like sexy bruises, then you're probably in the top-left corner of <a href="http://deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/map81002.gif">this map of fetishes</a>.</p>
<p>I believe that if you pick up the magic key in Bestiality and build up enough experience points fighting the kobbolds around Furverts, then it's possible to completely traverse the map, building up a number of exciting STDs in the process, before coming upon the Orthopaedic Braces in the citadel of Medical Bondage. Watch out for elves. Especially the ones interested in Messy Fun. But I'm wandering off topic...</p>
<p>There are a lot of pictures of bruises on the internet. I found lots and lots via <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=bruises&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en">Google images</a>. Some of them are really grim and upsetting. But sometimes they're quite funny. <a href="http://www.claytonbellamyband.com/Touring2001/bruises.jpg">These two guys</a> have bruises and are quite funny, for example. And <a href="http://www.mariesworldtour.com/entries/11_Nov/sudan/bruises.jpg">this guy's bruises are really impressive</a>. If I was going to have a bruise that didn't hurt much to get and looked really cool, I'd get some like his. I wonder, what kind of bruise would <i>you</i> like most?</p>
<p>If you like bruises or are interested in bruise-related issues discussed above, you can find out more about them here:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/bruises.html">Medline Plus</a>
<li> <a href="http://carbbs.ca:6025/smurf/list%20smurfs%2020001-20050.htm">A Compendium of Smurfs</a>
<li> <a href="http://deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/map81002.gif">A big map of deviant desires</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/fugate.html">The Blue People of Troublesome Creek</a>
<li> <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=bruises&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en">Google images</a>
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<p>I was woken by a tiny trollish man this morning, regailing me with stories of how his 'cubby hole' was flooded by something emerging from my flat. I stood there dressed in nothing but a towel on with my head all clumpy and slow while he insisted that I must have just had a bath. I should be grateful really - he woke me from one of the most unpleasant dreams I've ever had.</p>
<p>I was in a place that resembled a huge, brightly lit locker room. It was as if they'd removed the gym from the building and made it all into a locker room. Some of the walls had mirrors on them. I was there for a shower of some kind. A huge institutional-looking man led me to my locker, which was a strange shape - deep and wide, but only about three inches high - and in it was were two packages that looked like they contained the towels you get at Chinese restaurants to freshen up with after eating. I didn't know what to do with them initially, but under the steady, relentless gaze of the institutional man, I gradually I came to understand that one of these towels was saturated with some kind of soapy chemical substance, and the other removed it. You were expected to strip naked, rub yourself down with it and then use the other one to 'rinse' yourself. The institutional man said that sometimes the first part of the body that you touched with the towel sometimes reacted badly with the chemicals and would swell up - and he recommended using it on my chest as that would be less noticeable or dangerous. He did this bluntly - aggressively - like I didn't really have much in the way of choice. I stripped off, took the towel and started wiping myself with it, but immediately started to feel strange and dizzy. Walking to a mirror I saw that some parts of my skin had ruptured under the pressure of the chemical towel - particularly on the side of my body - and that I was slowly become covered with substantial bleeding holes. And that's when I woke up, with a weird troll-like man lurking outside my door, obsessed with flooding. What a way to start the day...</p>
<p>In unrelated news, <A href="http://www.gliff.org">Alan Storm</a> has informed me that <a href="http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/detailed.cgi?film=13537&p=s">being bitten by a purple fly</a> can turn <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/80s/vicgeorge01085/purple2.gif">Smurf's purple</a>. Note - this is very definitely <i>not</i> the same process as normal bruising.</p>
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<p>I spent a little time trawling through <b>plasticbag.org</b>'s archive this morning, and came upon this post, which I think has to be one of the best things I've ever written:</p>
<blockquote>Time and need are connected in some strange extravagant way with one another. The more desire you feel, the longer seems the time you have to wait to see it fulfilled. The harder you exert a pull, the further you seem to have to strain. Relationships between people can be measured by their perceptions of time. "I haven't seen you in ages," he cries. "I seem to see him all the time," she complains.</blockquote>
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<p>[This post was written on Saturday 28th September 2002 in a notepad on a train to Huntingdon, following the break-in at my flat in London, and transcribed onto <b>plasticbag.org</b> the following afternoon.]</p>
<p>It's not been an easy week. I suppose that's what I should start by saying. It's not been an easy week. I didn't expect the man in my flat. I didn't expect some other stuff either. But mostly it was the man in my flat that threw me.</p>
<p>I'm going to a wedding. Maybe that's where I should start. Simon is marrying Adele. I've known Simon since I was sixteen. We met at school. And he's getting married in Bury St Edmunds. Today (Saturday) in fact.</p>
<p>Typically I've not been very organised. It wasn't until Wednesday that I'd organised a hotel. And it wasn't until yesterday that I knew what train I would be taking. And only last night did it occur to me that my suit needed cleaning. And it was quite late in the evening before I finally twigged that my late-night dry-cleaners weren't going to have enough time to get it clean before they closed.</p>
<p>Old faithful memory came to the rescue with an epic scheme - I would fill the bath with hot water, hang the trousers above it and close the bathroom door. The magic of steam wouldn't clean them, of course, but it might get the creases out. And so it did. But it left them slightly damp.</p>
<p>My flat is small and kind of hectic and I live on the first floor. For the Americans amongst us, who don't know the concept of 'ground floors', you should read that as, "I live on the second floor". So to help my trousers dry a little, I opened a window a couple of inches to let a bit of a breeze in. And then I went to bed.</p>
<p>To get to Huntingdon this morning, I had to get up fairly early. So I set my alarm for seven-thirty. But for some reason I woke up before that - just before seven in fact. And I knew immediately that there was something wrong. I could hear noises and I was surprisingly cold. My first reaction was that there was someone in my flat - but how often do you get that kind of momentary paranoid thought when there's really noone there? A noise, some wind - or maybe a book falling over or some paper rustling. You don't take it seriously if you're an adult. I turned over and tried to get some more rest.</p>
<p>But it was no good. I was nervous and I didn't know why. I turned on the TV in my bedroom and caught some news, and then pulling on a towel I got up and wandered into the sitting room.</p>
<p>And there was a man in it - almost halfway out of the window wearing a blue baseball cap, a two-tone blue hooded fleece, dark skin, startled eyes and my DVD player under his arm.</p>
<p>He bounded down from the window and sprinted around to the road at the front of my building. I pull open the front door and chased him into the street - barefoot, wearing a towel at seven in the morning. But he was too fast and was wearing proper shoes. A man with a van nearby told me to get in and we chased him. He'd abandoned the players somewhere and was walking calmly down a nearby street. Jumping out of the van, I ran after him, but he turned a corner and when I got there he had gone.</p>
<p>I'm writing this on a train to Huntingdon, and I'll type it up when I get home tomorrow. Around me are hills and countryside - England at its best. It's a beautiful morning. I've spend over an hour talking to the police and driving around West London estates with an officer, trying to identify the guy. He was nowhere to be seen. I've lost my DVD player and my new X-box. And worst of all he stole the camera that all my friends clubbed together to buy me for my thirtieth birthday has been taken as well. That he's managed to spoil that memory for me - even a little - is more upsetting than almost everything else.</p>
<p>He left some dirty handprints on the window frame. He got his hands dirty climbing up the drainpipe. I had to leave there so that they can try and get some fingerprints off them sometime in the next couple of days. Then I can start trying to scrub them off. But I think that even if I get rid of all visible traces, that mark of vulnerability that he's left on my home will remain for a long time to come.</p>
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<p>I left for Simon and Adele's wedding on Saturday morning, and had a quite extraordinary time. I'm not going to go into too many details, except to say that it was the first part-goth wedding I'd been to, and I met some really nice and interesting people. The most bizarre aspect of the whole day was probably that I sat next to a charming woman called Joh at the dinner and we got on really well. It wasn't until I got home that I realised that she had a <a href="http://bluejoh.com/abyss/">weblog</a> - and moreover a weblog that linked to me! But she didn't recognise me, it seems, because she refers to me <a href="http://www.bluejoh.com/abyss/archives/000126.html#000126">in her post</a> about the event as 'Some-Bloke Tom'. It's a small blogging world.</p>
<p>But of course in the back of my mind the whole time was my flat and the break-in. Would I notice that anything else had gone missing when I returned? How would I feel about the place generally - would I feel safe? Had the guy returned while I was out? Would he?</p>
<p>The most horrible part of the day was when I returned home. When I got back to London I seemed to find an almost infinite amount of ways to avoid coming back to my flat. And when I did I was shaking. I was surprised by the strength of my reaction. Over the weekend I'd sifted through all the things that the police had said to me - in particular that the burglar may have returned several times over the night. And when I got home I noticed that the dirty hand-prints that described the passage of the thief through my flat went right up to my open bedroom door. Not only did he know I was here, but he'd seen me sleeping. He'd been <i>in my bedroom</i>. And he still proceeded to quietly return to the sitting room and work his way through my personal belongings.</p>
<p>The fingerprint people are supposed to arrive sometime this morning, and I've had a phonecall from the police asking if I'd come in and look through some photographs. But it's forty-eight hours since I last saw the guy. I don't know if any identification I could make would be even vaguely accurate. I felt weird enough as it was driving around the streets, being directed to stare at every young black man we passed. I don't know if I could live with myself if I made a false identification...</p>
<p>While I was at the wedding a friend of mine said that he has at the front of his address book the words, "Don't phone home for sympathy". He said that it was the role of parents to be angry at you for anything that happened. It would always be <i>your</i> fault. But I felt unsafe in my own flat by myself, so I needed to talk to someone. My mother's first reaction was exactly what I expected. She said I was a twit for leaving the window even slightly open. But she calmed down after that, and after a long conversation, I think I actually felt slightly better about everything...</p>
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<p>When the crime-scene investigors arrived, it was like a real-life TV show. Just like on <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi/main.shtml">the show</a> there was a man and a woman. They had a certain banter going between them. They had boxes within boxes of powders, tapes, plastic-sheets and cutting equipment. They looked at each and every handprint. They covered my windows and window-frames in powders and pulled off fingerprints with strips of rigid sticky-tape.</p>
<p>The whole experience was strangely reassuring. The woman laughed with glee a number of times at the stupidity of my burglar. From within the flat alone she managed to get distinct fingerprints for each and every one of his fingers on both hands. She also managed to get a clean shoe-print. And when they saw the drainpipe that they'd climbed up, she sounded so astonished and triumphant at the sheer number of clear prints she found that I couldn't <i>help</i> but feel better about the whole thing. Now all I have to do is clean the whole flat from top to bottom and find some way of buying some new stuff that doesn't involve having a large insurance pay-off (I have no contents insurance at the moment).</p>
<p>Find out more about Crime Scene Investigation and Forensic Science:</p>
<ul>
<li> <A href="http://www.fbi.gov/hq/lab/handbook/intro.htm">FBI Handbook of Forensic Services</a>
<li> <a href="http://ncjrs.org/txtfiles/167568.txt">Death Investigation: A Guide for the Scene Investigator</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.crime-scene-investigator.net/becomeone.html">Becoming a Crime Scene Investigator (US)</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.forensic-science-society.org.uk/">The Forensic Science Society (UK)</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.icsia.com/">International Crime Scene Investigators Association</a>
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<p>You think you're fine with everything until you wake up at 4am convinced there's someone in your flat again. Last night I went to bed at a reasonable hour with all the windows in the house closed and locked. All but one - the tiny one in the kitchen which no one could fit through which gets rid of the smell of unwashed dishes. But that didn't stop me waking up with a start at 4am convinced that there was someone in the flat. And I wasn't comforted by looking out all of the windows, walking through all the rooms and turning on most of the lights. This is going to take longer than I'd thought...</p>
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<p>So today is the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2290700.stm">second tube strike in London in a week</a>. As of 8.30pm last night, the Tubes shut down, and they won't reopen until tomorrow morning. This leaves cars, cabs and buses as the only options for getting into the centre of town. And of course they're completely overwhelmed with extra demand. Getting into Central London today is essentially a waste of time. If you don't believe me, then read the <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/features/tube_strike.shtml">BBC strike survival guide</a> or wander through a huge list of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/camlist.shtml">London traffic web-cams</a>.</p>
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<p>Well I'm planning to work from home this morning, and make a stab at getting into town around lunchtime. But if you want to experience the full London going-to-work experience, then why not follow my bus route with me through the medium of cams?</p>
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<li> Outside my flat is a bus stop. I get the number six. It travels down towards Warwick Avenue, curls eastwards, and then turns right onto...
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/040192.shtml">Edgware Road</a> - Oh joy. The wonders of the traffic jams on Edgware Road. I love you <i>so</i> much. Often people walk past the bus. Often people get off the bus to walk instead, and try and catch up with other buses further down the road. This stage normally doesn't last long and the traffic really speeds up by the time I reach...
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/040193.shtml">Marble Arch</a> - Turning eastwards again by the Tyburn - the Turkish restaurants of Edgware Road behind me, the wonders of Oxford Street in front of me - what more of a life could any man want. It's just such a shame that I have to get off at...
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/040247.shtml">Regent's Street</a> - Damn you, Number Six. Why oh why must you turn right onto Regent's Street - forcing me to get out of you at John Lewis and bounce onto any passing 98 or 8 bus. That is, of course, if there <i>are</i> any buses. Because otherwise I end up walking towards...
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/040242.shtml">Centrepoint</a> - where Oxford Street turns into New Oxford Street. I used to work just around the corner from here at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>. Now I work slightly further up the road towards...
<li> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/travel/jamcams/camloco/040174.shtml">Holborn tube</A> - at Holborn tube, my bus would have gone slightly too far. But this is where I get my weird soya milk, wheatgerm, banana and spirulina smoothies each and every day... They're a lurid green colour. Score.
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<p>Without a DVD player, I've been reduced to watching episode after episode of <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a> on video. So I'm in my flat with the lights off and all the windows closed when I hear a noise outside. And yet again, I'm immediately up at my windows, scouring the darkness outside - expecting at any moment for a face to loom up in front of me, trying to get into my home. I wander around the flat checking all the windows and turning lights on so I can check the room, then turning them off so I can see outside more easily. It's about twenty minutes before I can sit down again...</p>
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<p>Received via e-mail this morning along with the caption, <b>"It's worse than we thought"</b>. I've got no ideas about it's origins, but it's pretty entertaining...</p>
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<p>Almost a year ago <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_11_11_archive.shtml#7202089">I went to see Donnie Darko</a> at the London Film Festival. I wasn't expecting a lot before I went in, but I adored it. I eagerly waited for its arrival at the cinema, but it never arrived. It was given a fairly low-key release in the States, and then vanished without a trace. When I wanted to get a copy on DVD, I had to get it sent to me from Japan.</p>
<p>But now it's coming to London. The reviews are appearing, and they're pretty sensational. There are tiny stickers dotted all around the underground. <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> even saw a trailer. Time Out's written about it (but they haven't put the article online, so unfortunately I'm unable to link to it). People are calling it the best American movie of the year. It's still going to get a low-key release, and I doubt it'll do hugely well in the mass market. But I'm practically panting at the opportunity to see it again on the big screen...</p>
<p>From the <a href="http://www.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/2002_10/review01_donniedarko.html">Sight and Sound review</a>: "Boiling the plot down to a few lines, or even to the 400-word synopsis that appears elsewhere in this issue, risks making the story's knotty skein of incident sound either trite, ridiculous or incomprehensible. But here we go anyway. The bulk of the movie follows a timeline in which its title character (hungrily played by Jake Gyllenhaal), a disturbed teenager who appears to be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, is led by visions of Frank, a man in a fake-fur suit and nightmare rabbit mask, to commit a series of crimes while sleepwalking in his small town in 1988."</p>
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<li> Official Site: <a href="http://www.donniedarko.com/">DonnieDarko.com</a>
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<p>I've been exploring <a href="http://ocw.mit.edu/index.html">MIT's OpenCourseWare</a> site - a collection of full lecture notes, exams and assignments which allow you to be trained in a number of MIT undergraduate courses. At the moment, two courses particularly interest me - <a href="http://ocw.mit.edu/24/24.00/f01/index.html">Problems of Philosophy</a> (very much in the Anglo-American tradition, but interesting nonetheless) and the rather more challenging <a href="http://ocw.mit.edu/6/6.170/f01/index.html">Laboratory in Software Engineering</a>, which I suspect would be utterly beyond me. There isn't a huge range of courses online yet, but I have a feeling this could be an extremely significant and important move that really has the potential to empower and educate people.</p>
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<p>When <b>plasticbag.org</b> went kottkesque (which I somehow insist on pronouncing kot-key-esk rather than the more plausible kot-kesk) I was concerned that I'd be taken apart for being unoriginal, or for even stealing his design. But at the same time I felt comfortable asserting that, after considerable thought, the design of <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> was simply the most elegant solution to the formatting of weblogs. And now it seems to be catching on: <a href="http://www.infinitemonkeys.co.uk/gasgiant/000070.html">Gas Giant reveals upcoming design</a>...</p>
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<p>Clay Shirky on <a href="http://shirky.com/writings/weblogs_publishing.html">Weblogs and the Mass Amateurization of Publishing</a>: "This destruction of value is what makes weblogs so important. We want a world where global publishing is effortless. We want a world where you don't have to ask for help or permission to write out loud. However, when we get that world we face the paradox of oxygen and gold. Oxygen is more vital to human life than gold, but because air is abundant, oxygen is free. Weblogs make writing as abundant as air, with the same effect on price. Prior to the web, people paid for most of the words they read. Now, for a large and growing number of us, most of the words we read cost us nothing."</p>
<p>Key-point summary (all of which I agree with) for those without the intellectual stamina to read a short article on the web:</p>
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<li> For the vast majority of us, writing a weblog will not make us money.
<li> Other distributive media products cost money to produce.
<li> Because they cost money, they have to be sold for money.
<li> Hence books compete on the bases of quality and cost, demand and supply.
<li> With no cost to produce and with instantaneous, skill-less publishing, there is no scarcity - in fact there would be almost infinite competition - and hence no easy way to make money out of them.
<li> Individual donations (tips) based on perceived value (or affiliate deals) may make a limited amount of money... but...
<li> It's not going to pay your bills, and while we're at it, why the hell would you want to anyway?
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<p>There's only one line I don't agree with - "the people who have profited most from weblogs are the people who've written books about weblogging". In fact I suspect these people have made almost no money at all, unless they've been added to University book-lists. More likely, the people who've made money are freelance web-savvy journalists publishing for mainstream press...</p>
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<p>I've been fascinated with <a href="http://www.freeswan.org/freeswan_snaps/CURRENT-SNAP/doc/politics.html" title="A history and politics of cryptography">cryptography</a> since I first used <a href="http://www.pgp.com">PGP</a> - and more fascinated still since <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0099410672/invisithebomb">Cryptonomicon</a> explained to me how cryptography worked. I've never read a book that gave me more information on contemporary cryptographical techniques - which is probably why it was classed as a munition for a while in the US (and therefore couldn't be exported).</p>
<p>Today there's an article on BBC News (<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2295153.stm">Light Holds Key to Uncrackable Codes</a>) which reveals that significant progress has been made on Quantum Cryptography - the most significant benefit of which is that if a decryption key is intercepted, then the act of observation changes it. This means that it's immediately apparent to the 'legitimate' parties that the key should be changed.</p>
<p>But to a certain extent, the article confuses me. I had assumed that most people and governments would be using some variation on public key encryption. This kind of encryption works on the assumption that it's much easier to multiply numbers together to provide a huge key than it is to work out from that key what numbers were multiplied together. Because factoring is so difficult mathematically, it's also pretty much the holy grail of contemporary cryptanalysis.</p>
<p>With public key encryption, each person has two keys - a public one that can be disseminated freely which is used to encode messages that can subsequently only be decrypted by the private key. Think of it this way - the process of encrypting is like the process of multiplying together two large prime numbers - quite easy. But the process of decryption is like trying to work out what those original numbers were - a process which takes such a huge amount of computer time that it's functionally impossible to figure out (without the private key). Which such a system there's no benefit in keeping the public key secret, and no reason to circulate the private one. So I suppose I'm curious as to the benefits of Quantum Cryptography in it's current form. <A href="http://www.milketoast.com/school/cryptanalysis.htm">Quantum Cryptanalysis</a>, on the other hand....</p>
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<p>Not the <a href="http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0600uk/page.cfm?objectid=12251019&method=full&siteid=50082">World's Funniest Joke</a>: An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."</p>
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<p>Is it insulting? Probably not. Is it frustrating? Very definitely. Bill Clinton has given a speech to the Labour party conference in Blackpool - and it's a good speech. A bloody good speech. So good, in fact, that it's been <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2002/10/03/clintonspeech/index.html?CP=RDF&DN=310">transcribed completely for Salon.com</a>. But all through the transcription, one thing sticks out like a journalistic sore thumb. Time and time again, the article changes the name of the British left from the "Labour" party to the Americanised "Labor". It's probably been done with a spell-checker by some half-arsed intern, but still... It's unforgiveably bad journalism, laughably poor sub-editing, and atrocious proof-reading. Is it any wonder that people think America is insular and isolationist, if major press institutions can't even be bothered to put in the ten seconds of effort it would take to spell the name of our governing party properly? If I could find an e-mail address, I'd send in a complaint.</p>
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<p>The TV show's up before the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy/">site</a> is, although it seems the site is appearing before my eyes. I've only watched about half an hour of it - I mean, proper television came on and I had to turn over. That's right ladies and gentlemen, <b>Fame Academy</b> has come to television. And already I have a favourite, <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy/student_profiles/index29.shtml">Ainslie</a> is a fluffy little star in the making. Although he can't dance for shit.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.empiremagazine.co.uk/reviews/review.asp?id=8422&ss=donnie+darko&sb=undefined&or=undefined&c=undefined&r=undefined&f=undefined&cp=1">Empire reviews Donnie Darko</a>: "On a shadowy, non-existent street in Weirdsville, USA, first-time writer-director Richard Kelly lives next door to David Lynch and Greg Araki. In order to keep up with the neighbours, he has crafted his own magnificently bizarre hybrid of suburban paranoia and apocalyptic teen angst... Although this feature debut is a little lighter and less artfully obscure than David Lynch�s best work, Donnie Darko is nevertheless a mini-masterpiece that marks the arrival of brave new talents in Gyllenhaal and Kelly. Cult glory surely beckons. Five Stars."</p>
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<p>Over the weekend I went to visit my younger brother, Peter, in Oundle where he goes to a boarding school. My parents came as well - they picked me up from Peterborough train station and we all went out for an extremely pleasant lunch in a pub called <i>The Pheasant</i>, somewhere between Kettering and St. Neots. But this is not what I want to talk about today.</p>
<p>As I have said, I travelled to Peterborough by train. This involved me buying a set of two train tickets, each one of which was about a quarter of the size of a piece of A4 paper - if that sheet was cut into four horizontal strips. For some reason this shape really reminded me of a piece of design work in <a href="http://www.edwardtufte.com">Edward Tufte</a>'s extraordinary book on information design, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0961392118/invisithebomb">Envisioning Information</a>. In this book, one of the projects he explores is the creation of train timetables - how to keep them clean and clear and informative. And (you may be ahead of me here), the best example of a well-designed timetable he comes across is approximately the size of one quarter of a sheet of A4 paper - if that sheet was cut into four horizontal strips.</p>
<p>More often than I care to recall, I've travelled somewhere with a return ticket, with little or no idea as to when my returning train is likely to depart. Particularly with tickets that are 'open' returns, it would be profoundly useful to have that kind of information with you. So why on earth isn't it printed on the back of the ticket? A bespoke return time-table assembled with all the information about the kind of trains you can travel on, your likely date of return etc. would be a godsend, and presumably not a particularly difficult thing to develop. My question, then, is why doesn't this exist already?</p>
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<p>Wouldn't it be interesting to know precisely which Members of Parliament didn't bother to respond to their constituents? Like - say you ran a service that helped people <a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com">fax their MP</a>, and you added a feature that let people say if they'd had any response fourteen days afterwards... And then you collated it into a <a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com/stats.php3">big table of performance data</a>? And then you found Iain Duncan Smith, Peter Mandelson and Boris Johnson at the bottom of it? Wouldn't that be interesting?</p>
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<p>And four days after I e-mailed pretty much everyone at Salon about the appalling lack of journalistic skill evident in the repeated mis-spelling of "Labour" (the political party, not the noun) in their <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2002/10/03/clintonspeech/index.html?CP=RDF&DN=310">transcript of Bill Clinton's speech in Blackpool</a>, they still haven't fixed it. Here are some examples again:</p>
<blockquote>"Bill Clinton electrifies a British Labor Party conference with a more sweeping vision for global peace and progress than the current president has been able to muster."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"Former President Bill Clinton delivered the following remarks before the Labor Party Conference in Blackpool, England, on Wednesday."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"New Labor, this government, has not allowed that dichotomy to occur in Great Britain. "</blockquote>
<p> But if you look carefully, someone's got it right in the caption of the image at the top of the page - "Former President Clinton speaks at the Labour Party annual conference in Blackpool, England, Wednesday". If you would like to remind the news team of Salon that basic fact-checking remains an important part of their jobs, then feel free to e-mail: <a href="mailto:news@salon.com">news@salon.com</a>, <a href="mailto:jwalsh@salon.com">Joan Walsh</a>, <a href="mailto:elempinen@salon.com">Ed Lempinen</a>, <a href="mailto:boehlert@salon.com">Eric Boehlert</a>, <a href="mailto:kaufman@salon.com">King Kaufman</a> or <a href="mailto:michelle@salon.com">Michelle Goldberg</a>.</p>
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<p>I had lunch with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, which isn't unusual. I'm always having lunch with Cal. Like almost every day. Today - on the way back to the office - we saw poster after poster for filmic obsession <b>Donnie Darko</b> - flyposters, mainly. I peeled it from the side of a phone booth and stuck it on my chest as we walked down the street. It's by my desk now.</p>
<p>I'm so excited I may well burst. The net's full of Darkorama at the moment - from the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=3817">thread on Barbelith</a>. to the <a href="http://www.audiogalaxy.com/articles/index.php?&a=233&&">audiogalaxy article</a>, right through to the <a href="http://hope.falling-star.org/donnieq.html">find out which Donnie Darko character you are quiz</A>. I should get paid for the amount of promotion I'm doing for this film. If you're out there <a href="http://www.fox.co.uk">20th Century Fox</a>, I still really need an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a>.</p>
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<p>A few days ago I was startled by <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/021003/161/2deki.html">this chart</a> of homocide and suicide statistics across the world. It's a surprisingly difficult chart to interpret - the disparities between regions are extraordinarily large and only really lend themselves to suggestions of massive cultural difference.</p>
<p>For example, in the Americas for every 100,000 deaths - 19 are homicides and eight are suicides. In Europe, on the other hand it's the opposite story - many less homicides (eight) and many more suicides (19). The Western Pacific and Australia is littered with suicides but has an almost non-existent homicide rate, and it seems that the Eastern Mediterranean is the least violent place to live - less than thirteen people out of every thousand die violent deaths - from both suicide and homicide. And men world-wide are more likely than women to die both at their own hands and at the hands of others.</p>
<p>But where are such differences coming from? Is the lack of homicides in Europe an effect of strong gun laws? And if so what is the reason for the high suicide rate? Is it a factor of comparative comfort of living or is it instead that those who die from homicide in the UK would find themselves pursuing a violent death in the US?</p>
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<p>Here's an interesting trend - an increased incidence of people praising the ill-designed. Firstly let's start with a post at new favourite weblog <a href="http://www.diveintomark.org">diveintomark.org</a>. In a long post about RSS called <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2002/10/08.html#in_praise_of_evolvable_formats">In praise of evolvable formats</a>, he states:</p>
<blockquote>"RSS 0.9x and 2.0 are the Whoopee Cushion and Joy Buzzer of syndication formats. For anyone who has tried to accomplish anything serious with metadata, it?s pretty obvious that of the various implementations of a worldwide syndication format, we have the worst one possible. Except, of course, for all the others."</blockquote>
<p>As all of us who have been watching RSS know, there are now three main competing standards - (<a href="http://www.scripting.com">Dave Winer</a>'s favourites and personal missions) 0.91 and 2.0 and the alternative 1.0. The three standards fall into two main groups that share many features, but have some remarkable differences as well. These differences are generally beyond my technical expertise, but seem to be polarised between 'messy, unrigorous and evolving' and 'clean, complex and relatively static'. Mark continues:</p>
<blockquote>"Designed formats start out strong and improve logarithmically. Evolvable formats start out weak and improve exponentially. RSS 2.0 is not the perfect syndication format, just the best one that?s also currently practical. Infrastructure built on evolvable formats will always be partially incomplete, partially wrong and ultimately better designed than its competition."</blockquote>
<p>The other interesting post on these lines comes from <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a>. He cites an interview with <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp?id=ns23631">Don Norman</a> in which is stated: "The Internet has been successful, but it could have been designed better". Jones' retort? "Arrrgh! The internet is successful precisely because it was engineered to be 'good enough', it's strength is that it is suboptimal; and, most importantly, doesn't stop people designing it better."</p>
<p>I'm vaguely fascinated by these arguments. I like this idea of the useful fudge that doesn't try to be the most elegant and functional solution, but is evolvable. But I'm having trouble geting a grasp on the precise criteria for developing such solutions. One answer might be in attempting to design simple systems which have the capacity to inter-relate and which can be removed and replaced like components - components which don't necessarily all have to co-exist to make a useful product. Another might be the holy-grail of creation on the internet - open standards which allow many people to add their minor creative addition to the mix - inspiring in turn subsequent developments - pushing creativity. A final one might be the simplicity of the governing rules of the system - or perhaps even something as simple as the ability to generate something functional with the most limited set of instructions or components. Or perhaps I'm completely missing the point?</p>
<p><b>Addendum</b>: I had an interesting conversation with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> following this post, of which this was my most significant contribution: "There's an interesting paradox in play when you start talking about the best things being suboptimal, when in fact what you're actually saying is that the various criteria of optimality are simply not what they are perceived to be by people operating in a traditional product-oriented mode. Nonetheless I like the concept of aiming towards suboptimality - it kind of reminds me of the suggestions of postmodernity that the Enlightenment project is directed towards closure and hygenic perfection - the clockwork universe - a model that can conceive of no place for things outside itself and attempts to reduce those things to irrelevance - when in fact when you push the model to its absolute limits it collapses in on itself leaving nothing at all..."
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<p>For the last two or three years, I've had <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired.com</a> as my default homepage. I find that I glance through the main articles every time I open a browser window, and that this keeps me essentially up to date with most of the must-know goings-on in tech, net and science news. I never buy the magazine. I've cited the site as an example of the very clearest web production, with unobtrusive branding, clearly formatted articles and a good sense of how to write for the web.</p>
<p>None of this is likely to change... but <i>despite</i> their redesign, not because of it. That's not to say that it's bad - because it's not. And when all the errors around the place were fixed (the permanent horizontal scroll-bar on Mac IE 5 that is the consequence of a 100% width div, the frequent SSI errors, the weirdly formatted advertisement tag that you can't quite tell is intentional or not), then it'll look classy and will be fairly usable.</p>
<p>But there's still stuff that seems strange. We're still stuck with the bloody <a href="http://www.terralycos.com/">terralycos</a> bar, which looked roughly out of place on the old design and looks mind numbingly terrible on the new one. There's major navigation / advertising creep, pushing the content full <i>feet</i> down the page. The colour scheme - ice blue, black, white and lime - screams retro-tech, but it also screams 'cheap use of the colour-invert feature in Photoshop'. The advert, which has grown inhumanly large, sits really uncomfortably on the page.</p>
<p>And most importantly, the place where they put the actual content seems to have been shrunk and de-emphasised radically - with all the emphasis (and an unnecessary amount of space) dedicated to the fluffier aspects of the site. A more cynical man might connect that change of emphasis with the incredibly limited amount of articles currently on display...</p>
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<p><A href="http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/">Pub-rock kittens sing Independent Woman</a> - another meisterwerk by <a href="http://www.rathergood.com">Joel Veitch</a>. The kittens have previously performed such epics as <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/">Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song</a>, <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/">Fell in Love With a Girl by the White Stripes</a> and <a href="http://www.rathergood.com/kittens/">John B's We Like the Music</a>. Kittenmania sweeps the globe...</p>
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<p>I've said it before, and I'll say it again... If you're cold and you are shamed, lying naked on the floor, then bloody get up and put some clothes on. I have a sneaking feeling that might help things a little...</p>
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<p>According to a TV show I've just been watching, the Beatles' song "And Your Bird Can Sing" was a dig at Mick Jagger's relationship with Marianne Faithful. If it's true, it's too wonderful for words - and has completely reinvigorated that song for me. But although it's extremely entertaining, I can find no evidence for it on the internet. Please let it be true... Please!</p>
<p>Tell me that you've got everything you want<br />
And your bird can sing<br />
But you don't get me<br />
You don't get me<br /><br />
You say you've seen seven wonders<br />
And your bird is green<br />
But you can't see me<br />
You can't see me<br /><br />
When your prized possessions<br />
Start to wear you down<br />
Look in my direction<br />
I'll be round, I'll be round<br /><br />
When your bird is broken<br />
Will it bring you down?<br />
You may be awoken<br />
I'll be round, I'll be round<br /><br />
You tell me that you've heard every sound there is<br />
And your bird can swing<br />
But you can't hear me<br />
You can't hear me</p>
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<p>So why the paucity of updates? Why the off-the-cuff, commentary-free nuggets that I've been feeding you lately? There's a couple of reasons, none of them serious. Firstly, the community project I've been working on at work went into its first stage of testing at the end of last week, which meant everything got a bit hectic. Hopefully I'll be able to show some of it to the outside world in the coming weeks, but in the meantime it's nose/grindstone time.</p>
<p>I thought I'd be more creative on the weekend but it turned out that my thinking-coherently gland, having been radically over-stimulated last week, kind of went into shock. So I spent most of the weekend watching The West Wing, while sorting through papers and bills (total cheques written out - <b>�2001.94</b>). My beautiful computer stayed mostly quiet in the corner of the room.</p>
<p>There are other reasons. Other things to do. I'm supposed to be writing a piece on the ways in which mainstream media interacts with weblogs. I'm supposed to be talking to <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a> about (at least) two different spare-time-projects. And I'm supposed to be thinking of what I can do to celebrate this weblog's third birthday, which is in a little over two weeks. It's all very exciting, but my tiny brain hurts...</p>
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<p>There's an interesting weblogs-related article up at <a href="http://www.24ore.com">24ore.com</a>. Except it's in Italian: <a href="http://www.neteconomy24.ilsole24ore.com/ne_art.jhtml?artid=151612&dnr=true">� un contagio da Blogs</a>. Oh and except I only think it's interesting because when I ran it through <a href="http://babel.altavista.com">babelfish</a> it came up with loads of incomprehensible stuff and the line:</p>
<blockquote>"We make the case simpler than a person who starts a Blog writing of its life or its interests", explains Tom Coates, expert of Weblogs.</blockquote>
<p>Which is, you know, nice. Still that doesn't resolve my fundamental problem - my desperate need to know what the badly translated phrase, "In this way, via continuous superimpositions, detailed lists are formed interest community, than they become rich to vicissitude", means. Amongst other things...</p>
<p>So what I'm thinking is how incredibly cool it would be if someone needed to practice their Italian to English translation abilities and was prepared to stick an English language version somewhere on the interhighweb...</p>
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<p>Today, under the direction of <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil Gyford</a>, I stumbled upon a fascinating interview with the man behind the redesign of <a href="http://www.wired.com">Wired.com</a> - a design that I am gradually warming to. There are parts of the design that annoy me profoundly - particularly on the front page (the unnecessary width of the left-hand column and the eye-straining colour combinations are especially irksome), but one thing I can't fault them on - they've used valid XHTML and CSS, pushing the standards for the web ever forward. I tend to forget how scary such a move is for companies, who suddenly may find their site looking ugly in Netscape 4.x. I suspect I forget this because many weblogs - myself included - have been designing without tables for over a year now (although I never can be bothered to finally drag myself that extra foot over the finish-line and properly validate). But then it's easier for us. Fluffier. More trivial.</p>
<p>Anyway, before I get over-excited again, here's the <a href="http://devedge.netscape.com/viewsource/2002/wired-interview/">interview with Douglas Bowman of Wired news</a>, and a little quote to whet your appetite: "I remember one project for Lycos where we had nested tables 10 levels deep. I counted them myself. It wasn't that every level was absolutely necessary to reproduce the intended design effects. But each table ensured the flexibility we needed if certain modules and pieces of content appeared or disappeared. When you get to that point, the amount of markup you have to sift through to find anything becomes ridiculous. Until this redesign, Wired News wasn't even using CSS to style the content inside tables. The sheer amount of redundant <font> tags inside every cell was probably enough to double file size. "</p>
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<p>So it's official. In the episode of <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a> broadcast in the States this evening, Willow will mention the practice of "Googling" for a name. And it will be funny. And lo, Google will be iconic.</p>
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<p>One of my esteemed occasional-hosts in Los Angeles, Sean Nadeau, has finally assembled a <A href="http://www.unfilteredfilms.com/badman/menu.htm">site for all the astonishing flash animations</a> he's done for all kinds of weird people, including <b>The Flaming Lips</b>. Best thing he's ever done? <a href="#" ONCLICK="window.open('http://www.plasticbag.org/tom.html', 'soundofmusic','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,copyhistory=no,width=550,height=400')">Tom does the Sound of Music</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=342639">High court hang-ups</a>:</p>
<blockquote><b>Counsel:</b> Now, Mr Chrysler � for let us assume that that is your name � you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.<br />
<b>Chrysler:</b> I am.<br />
<b>Counsel:</b> Can you explain how this came about?<br />
<b>Chrysler:</b> Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.<br />
<b>Counsel:</b> Is that true?<br />
<b>Chrysler:</B> No.
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<p>A couple of days ago I posted about Willow mentioning <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> on <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a>, and how cool that was. Exact exchange was, I believe, "Have you tried googling her?", followed by Xander's shocked, "Willow, she's only seventeen!"</p>
<p>Ahem. Maybe you had to be there... Anyway - in the course of the episode, when in fact they google the girl in question, they stumble upon her site, where they find what can only be described as some bloody awful poetry. The site was visible on screen for a few moments. And here's the extraordinary bit - it actually exists and is online: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/newcassie/index.html">Cassie Newton's Poetry and Paintings</a>. There's a <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/20873">thread on Metafilter</a> all about it as well...</p>
<p>I had a conversation with a friend a short while ago about how similar this was (in some ways) to the AI game concept that Spielberg and Dreamworks dreamt up. Dan (the friend) and I, discussed whether or not the Buffy universe would be a suitable place for a game of the same size and scale as the AI one. Was it rich enough? Was it varied enough? Does it have enough scale, shape or granularity? And the answers, <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000184.shtml#000184">as Dan says</a>, are clearly <b>yes</b>.</p>
<p>The question then is where or when you could launch such a thing - what potential benefits it could accrue for Joss Whedon and/or 20th Century Fox. The most obvious use for such a game would be as a parallel story structure to any potential Buffy-related movie, or as a long-teaser campaign for a Buffy-universe TV series. But I wonder - would there by any way in which an online Buffy game could emerge that paid for itself? Or are these kinds of games destined to be classy, intelligent and engaging promotional materials alone?</p>
<p>PS. Should Mr Whedon and the Buffy creators be interested in such a venture, I know exactly which people should be developing it - and one of those people should be me. My e-mail address (on the off-chance), remains <a href="tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</a>.</p>
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<p>Yesterday I was talking about a Buffy-universe immersive online game - whether it could hope to make any money and whether or not it could hope to be successful or interesting. Since then, the debate's really taken hold - particularly on the sites of <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec">Dan Hon</a> and his brother <a href="http://www.mssv.net/">Adrian</a> - both of whom were involved to varying degrees with the <a href="http://www.cloudmakers.org/">cloudmakers</a> that was responsible in large part for the community that grew up around the <b>AI</b> game. The sheer scale and intelligence of their responses is quite beyond my ability to summarise, so instead I thought I'd link through to the individual posts in as-close-to-chronological order as I could manage, which brief thoughts as and when they occurred to me:</P>
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<li> <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000185.shtml#000185">Dan Hon's "I've Got A Theory"</a><br />
Probably the best thing published on the web in the last twenty-four hours, Dan Hon's article (because it has to be seen as such) is probably the best online guide to some of the costs and techniques involved in a good immersive interactive game that there is.
<li> <a href="http://www.mssv.net/archives/middling/2002_10.shtml#000221">Adrian's replies</a><br />
While Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy, is undoubtedly a nice guy who would give this sort of game a second thought, I assume that Fox holds all the rights to Buffy..."
<li> <a href="http://www.astralpunch.com/archives/2002_10.html#000077">Bronwen joins in</a><br />"Think of it this way: last week, ratings for BtVS were 3.8/6. To put that into perspective, JAG won the time slot with ratings of 11.0/16. Now, make any sort of guesstimate whatsoever about how many of those BtVS watchers would go online to read something about the show, and compare that to the JAG percentage. "
<li> <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000187.shtml#000187">Dan Hon's "Once More With Feeling"</a><br />
A follow-up to Adrian's post, attempting once more to explain why such a game might be a practical thing to attempt.
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<p>I can't emphasize enough how interesting Dan's <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000185.shtml#000185">first post</a> above is, or how insightful it is. Read immediately. Useful stuff...</p>
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<p>Every medium for transmitting music brings with it new practices for listening to it - and these in turn filter back into the way we interact with it, categorise it, manipulate it. The earliest ways of transmitting music were memory and repetition - music at this stage was simple and rhythmic and easy to transmit (think nursery rhymes and folk songs) or was not designed to be played the same way twice - rhythmic drumming tropes playing off each other - again and again... Sheet music required musical literacy, access to instruments and - in the popular fora at least - very clearly separated the music (what's written on the paper) from the rendition - the same songs might appear in versions for brass, piano, strings, woodwind, etc...</p>
<p>Recorded music brought with it a whole range of new issues. Transmission was now conducted at the level of rendition rather than the iconic 'music' level. But whole new ways of categorising music came along with the requirement of 'grouping' music into artist or theme, and placing it on two sides of plastic to be packaged as a product. And as the amount of product grew, the need for popular sense of categorisation emerged - was this rock 'n' roll, or bossanova? Tapes were more portable and resilient, but also bizarrely a backward-step in accessibility - gone was the random access mode of the record-player's head. CD's brought that back, and in the process removed the need for each side of an album to feel like a coherent entity. Albums ceased to be structured around two arcs that would last twenty minutes (records), moved past the longer side-structures of tapes (each side lasting potentially up to forty or fifty minuts) and settled on a CD format in which the listening experience is uniform, discrete and self-contained. Seventy-eight minutes played end-to-end created different listening arcs. And the randomise function? Songs began to be removed from the album-context, to be viewed once more as individual entities. But they weren't fully removed - after all, a listening experience randomising one album still limited what music you might hear next - a Beck album will only have Beck tracks on it. No matter what order you decide to hear them...</p>
<p>The resonance we feel, the response we have, and the way we categorise and separate different songs and different types of songs is fundamentally linked to the medium through which we hear them. Which is what makes the experience of listening to music through something like an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> so extraordinary. Many of my friends migrate whole albums over to their MP3 players - and continue to listen to them as separate blocks, chunks of music. But I don't understand this at all. My approach was immediately to treat my music collection as categorisable only by the fact that these songs all to a certain extent are 'mine'. As my co-worker Dorian has commented - they are linked in as much as they are some kind of soundtrack to my life...</p>
<p>This produces some astonishing cut-ups - songs thrust together that don't seem to be belong together on paper, but which flow together extremely well when you're listening to them. Take this morning's passage into work for example:</p>
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<li> "I'm Your Boogie Man", KC & the Sunshine Band
<li> "White Noise Maker", Frank Black
<li> "Pilots", Goldfrapp
<li> "Oi Provenza il mar, il suol", Giuseppe Verdi (La Traviata)
<li> "The King of Rock 'n' Roll", Prefab Sprout
<li> "Little Lies", Fleetwood Mac
<li> "Honky's Ladder", Afghan Whigs
<li> "Tear Me Down", Hedwig and the Angry Inch
<li> "Manhattan", Dinah Washington
<li> "Crash", Primitives
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<p>There are at least six separate genres in that short selection, but by dint of 'rescuing' them from their context and placing them together in sequence, the specifics of those genres - the things that keep the separate if you will - merge and smear. What becomes pertinent is increasingly what unites them - a taste, a sensibility, a listener - and I think this is increasingly why sampling culture and artists like DJ Shadow find themselves working in a genre-less space, and why such a space is likely to increase radically. The walls are tumbling down - and do we have technology to thank? Or blame, for that matter? And what will be the next push in media transmission to extend the tendency even closer towards fluidity of use?</p>
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<p>You don't get to see a lot of sky when you live in a city like London. For the vast proportion of the time the sky is an adjunct to your life. It's outside your frame of reference. It's barely relevant in fact. It's the thing above the buildings, but only because there's got to be <i>something</i> above the buildings. For the vast proportion of the time you're surrounded by walls.</p>
<p>I feel different when I'm in the country now. There's more sky there, and it tends to take centre-stage. I've come to love the sky since I've lived in London - because I miss it, I suppose. Sometimes you catch glimpses of it - the sun sets down Oxford Street when you're standing near Holborn, and the walls become a frame for the sky for a moment. I feel like I'm straining my neck. In the country, the sky pushes down on the earth. It keeps everything in perspective. How can things seem important when there's streams of colour in every direction as far as the eye can see? And the clouds hang in strips, or build like islands. And the sun ruptures through it all.</p>
<p>One of the most transformative experiences of my life was to do with skies. I was driving towards Bristol from London and it was raining everywhere. It was just before sunset, but it seemed like the night because the clouds were so thick. The air was more water than air and it was very difficult to see anything. And then for a few moments the sun came below the level of the cloud, and the sun was pink and red, and literally <i>everything</i> turned pink. The clouds lit up pink from below in all directions, the road was wet and reflected pink upwards. Every particle of water in the air caught the light and glinted and flashed. It was probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.</p>
<p>When I went to Los Angeles to see Kerry and Sean, we went to the pier. And we saw Tyne Daly from Cagney and Lacey. And there was a man on the pier with a bubble-blowing machine. And when the sun set over Malibu, I think I nearly cried because it was so beautiful. And I think Sean and Kerry thought I was a bit soft, or a bit insane.</p>
<p>There are times in the city when the buildings seem to high, they seem to block out the sun too much. They get in the way. Then the things that happen around us lose their perspective. They grow out of proportion. They're huge. Their shadows are huge and cold. And then the relationships that have frayed and fallen apart seem spectre-like, inhuman. <!-- Max comes back, and what do we do? It all seems ok, but then it never is, really -->And the future seems formless yet empty - like it's on a reel or tape loop, like it's the skipping sound of a CD gone wrong. And then you take comfort in your friends, such as they are (or great as they are), and wait for something new to happen.</p>
<p>I saw Gideon and Nick today. We shopped for coats. I talked to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> over AIM, and met up with Kelly to celebrate her birthday. I met four new people today. Two were women, two were gay. I spoke to Danny on the phone, and tomorrow we're going to see XXX. And I e-mailed my other Nick to see if he wanted to join us. And then there was the text message conversation with someone I've only recently been back in contact with. I've got a presentation to prepare and a sitting-room full of cold curry and empty drink cans. And a younger brother who means more to me than anything else in the world.</p>
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<p>So what does it mean when <a href="http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.cfm?uc_full_date=20021021&uc_comic=db&uc_daction=X">weblogs get into Doonesbury</a>? Are we still radical (if we ever were)? Are we established now? Must the world bow down and worship those (me) who have been weblogging for a very very long time? Is <a href="http://www.oprah.com">Oprah</a> next? As Murray Lachlan Young once said about fame - "Who's my guru? Where's my hamster?"</p>
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<p>This is going to get old quite quickly I think. Not the cartoons themselves, but the fact that I'm planning to link to the new one each day for as long as they're about weblogs and weblogging: <a href="http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.cfm?uc_full_date=20021022&uc_comic=db&uc_daction=X">Doonesbury Oct 22 2002</A>.</P>
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<p>I've been re-reading a little book on Baudrillard because it's the only thing that fits in the pocket of my brand new coat (excessive money spent - we'll say no more about this). In it I've stumbled upon a section about Baudrillard's relationship to history and his debt to Nietszche that really appeals to me. It goes like this:</p>
<blockquote>Friedrich Nietzsche, in his <i>Unfashionable Observations</i> of 1874, criticised historical inquiry in his time for making the present look just like another episode, and the creative acts of individuals humble by comparison. It burdened individuals with more knowledge than they could absorb; it encouraged a resigned relativism because change implied that the present was unimportant; and it generated irony and cynicism because it engendered a sense of late arrival..."</blockquote>
<p>When I was doing my doctorate I got really excited by a passage in Forster's <i>Maurice</i> - it's a fairly iconic passage used in a lot of scholarship in a fairly throwaway fashion. In it, the character of Dr Cornwallis, teaching young undergraduate men (including our hero) says of a piece of translation that they are about to undertake, "Omit: a reference to the unspeakable vice of the Greeks". I remember thinking this was extraordinarily radical considering how we now approach history. Current academic practice is one of dislocation - people in the past were <i>nothing like us</i>. They are incomprehensible to us by the standards that we generally operate by, and we have to hygenically and distantly analyse their behaviour with none of the emotional outbursts and resonances that we might use to examine contemporary matters.</p>
<p>This is considered true in basic historicist approaches, but even more true in historicist approaches to literature, where the assumption seems to be that one of the implicit acts of criticism is some kind of model-making of the minds of the audience (or author) of a work. Only by understanding the people do you understand the work. Personally I always thought this was a highly dubious intellectual move - particularly when undertaken in an absolutist fashion. Too many questions emerge from this kind of behaviour: Whose is the mind? Who does it represent? What about divergent readings from the period? Does it idealise a particular kind of reading or intepretation? Is the mind that we use to understand the text simply itself generated by us from the text itself?</p>
<p>Similarly there are problems with a complete lack of historicism, of course. It would be delightful to think that one could try and force a modern mind through a text without any historical information whatsoever, in such a way that they were encouraged to think about the text purely in terms of contemporary society - but it's simply not possible. The mind constructs a fictional world as it reads - it contextualises, it tries to fit disparate and apparently nonsensical elements together. The practice of reading a work removed from historical context is simply an exercise in the conceptual reconstruction of that period. And this is never more true when you're thinking about texts in other languages, where even basic comprehension the text requires a reconstructive leap.</p>
<p>So why is the statement in <i>Maurice</i> so challenging? Because it amounts to a statement that texts from outwith your cultural frame of reference aren't just there to be examined analytically and distantly, nor even merely to undermine your assumptions of 'normality' and push you towards total moral relativity. Instead they can have very real and potent social and political effects. They are inevitably political, weapons / devices with no function other than to stimulate, entertain and use in argument and discussion to forward a case, a goal, a political end...</p>
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There's a fascinating <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_10_01_x.shtml#85592561">post about the emergence of the UK Weblogging Community at notsosoft.com</a> at the moment. One of the tools that has strengthened relationships between UK-based webloggers (of which there are several - pubs being a significant one of them) has ceased to function - the <a href="http://gblogs.threadnaught.net">GBlogs Update Tracker</a> has shut down so that its creator can concern herself with (considerably) more important creative work. But does the removal of a tool signal the end of a community project? And was UK Weblogging's emergence as an active and vibrant interconnected community <i>ever</i> a project?
The most interesting aspect about some of the debate that has ensued in the responses to Meg's post is how uncomfortable people seem to be with the concept of being part of a "community" at all. Also fascinating is the assumptions of what participating in a community involves. The assumption seems to be that being a member of a community is something chosen, something that involves heavy participation, and something that requires each of its participants to be friends with one another and socialise.
These aspects of participation are almost held up as spectres - huge achievements that one would have to wish to overcome in order to participate. I can't tell whether it's because we're English or because we're bedroom-bound webloggers that being part of such a community seems to terrify so many people. It could be just the reification of individuality that has brought us to this place. But I think it's unfounded. And I think it's unfounded because this sense of community is artificial and overblown...
Let's look at a couple of examples - when people talk about the local community of people in a village do they mean that (1) they all go drinking with each other all the time, or (2) that they are familiar with each other's existence, may know each other (sometimes only by several degrees of separation) and share a vague vested interest in their local environment? I would contend it's the latter. And when people talk about the 'gay community' or the 'Jewish community', they're not referring to individual social groups of friends, but instead to a roughly shared set of goals, aspirations, interests or cultural principles.
In web circles, community has come to mean different things. Mostly we think of specific sites or services designed to create communities, like <a href="http://www.habbohotel.com">Habbo Hotel</a>, <A href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> or <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith</a>. If we push ourselves we might extend this to <a href="http://groups.google.com">Usenet groups</a> or even <a href="http://www.aim.com">Instant Messager communities</a> or e-mail. But fundamentally these are tools for helping communities to germinate, develop and extend themselves - not the communities themselves. Just as the communities themselves are not necessarily defined by drinking with one another, or by believing exactly the same things. Do all members of Metafilter go drinking with one another? Do they all participate to the same extent?
In fact what community represents, what community <i>is</i> is something much looser than a definition surrounding the activities that the members undertake with one another or the tools that they use to communicate with one another. These can be sidelines in fact - at best, they strengthen the bonds - maybe they make possible communities between people who would not be able to form them otherwise. But that's all...
I do consider myself a member of a community of UK webloggers. And I feel that way because we all have something in common - a shared experience maybe, or a desire to learn from one another, an interest in other people who validate our 'hobbies' or maybe it's just because what matters to one of us is more likely to matter to other ones of us. I don't share my politics or my sexuality with many of these people. Nor my gender, many of my interests, my ethnicity or my obsession with <a href="http://www.buffyupn.com">Buffy</a>.
I also consider myself part of an online community of webloggers in general - an ever-growing group of people who share certain things with me, including the fact that they might be at home writing a huge post at eleven o'clock at night, or that they feel a need or a desire to express themselves.
I also consider myself part of a community of gay webloggers, and gay people on the internet in general, and in fact gay people in general. And then there are the communities surrounding the issues of design that I'm interested in. And the communities of people who are interested in Buffy.
Some are communities which manifest themselves through geographical proximity, closely shared values, friendships, sex even. With other communities there will be none of that at all - simply a shared characteristic, or chromosome, or interest.
We're all members of hundreds - thousands even - of different overlapping communities all the time. Some are tiny, some are huge. Some are more important to us than others, but all are important to an extent. <b>And it's nothing to be ashamed of!</b>
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@chachacha.co.uk
IP: 80.225.50.46
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DATE: 10/24/2002 03:57:16 AM
So, unless I'm really tired and whatever I'm reading isn't making any sense whatsoever, what you've done is taken Meg's basic premise and expanded upon the definition of the word 'community'.
I myself hate the word. It's really not a nice word. It may not be the worst word out there, but it's pretty bad. It reminds me of the local 'special' school (and the associated childhood insults); the 'rebel' teenagers who smoked and stayed out late - 'ooh, what would the community think?'; of fuddy-duddy Neighbourhood Watch schemes; of badly mis-spelt Church newsletters; of ridiculous politically-correct tabloids references to 'asylum-seeking foreign refugee scum'; of the silly woman next door who is wary of the 'ethnic minority' family down the street.
So, yeah. I guess 'community' is a fitting word for what we have: we have the politico-warbloggers; the uninformant who links to mainstream news sites while completely missing the point of the story told; the blatant stereotype I've shoved in just because I'm putting my side of the argument; religious propaganda spreaders who ping and abuse; the camgirls; the 'nerdy' kids who pay no attention in school and thus learn computers better than the rest of us because their heads are emptier.
The gblogs list is like a street; you click on one member of the list, and it's like knocking on someone's door. You can tell that this is an open community, because most people don't require you to have a key - there's no registration process on most blogs, almost never need to register to read what's being written.
Tch, eh? Like my Grandmother always said - life was better when you never had to lock the doors properly and the neighbours always popped over. I knew her wisdom would come in useful somewhere.
Or maybe it's just a fledgling community - more like the cavemen who hadn't figured out how to roll the rock in front of the door yet. Following that analogy, in a few hundred net-years of evolution, you'll have to be authorised for a 'key' to get into a blog. And the super-classy ones - like a five star hotel - will want you to pay. Would you lock up your blog to prying eyes if you could? But anyway - that's besides the point. Forgive me, it's 3AM.
I could argue about whether or not that it's a true community, but what there is, is art imitating life, because this is an artform made out of people's lives, on the whole. Blog my thoughts onto my site, and, although visitors may not like what I are saying, they tolerate it - just like how anyone from my 'real' 'community' can make a judgement on me based on walking past my house and how it looks - because, just by viewing my site, they are coming into my personal space.
Then again, they might throw paint on my windows if they don't like what I say to them.
To be honest, I feel like the rowdy neighbour in the blog 'community'. No-one pays me any attention in the street, I don't often talk to anyone and I don't expect them to talk back. Doesn't mean I'm going to give up my space, though, because I own it and I'm paying for it (hmm, does this make blogspot users the rental tennants of the 'community'? Do they give up and move away quicker than the rest of us would? Maybe, when they haven't invested in their own domain name home).
'Community', in essence , is a show of respect. IRL, it is being able to live side by side, whether the two sides agree or not, or even talking to each other or not. The same applies online - one blog can't force another off the web (like how the average neighbour can't often force the next door dwellers out) and whether or not I am interested in the person writing or topic of discussion, doesn't mean I have to 'come in for a cuppa tea' every day - I just log off and keep walking past from then on. Unless I don't want to. I acknowledge the prescence in some way, even if I don't like it. Frankly, I'm always seeing names in lists of blogs that I'll never click on just because I don't like the name, or the address, or whatever. I'm picky. Yes, it's my own fault.
More importantly, does this all show that webloggers are stuck in one place in this big old internet thing? Can you weblog and not keep cropping up amongst the same old lists of sites? Because the whole linking phenomenon makes that idea kind of impractical. If I could stop people from linking their site to one of my posts, would you? If I could tell google not to spider my words, would I take that option?
Yes. I would. So I'm probably not a member of the so-called community. I'm sure that other people probably wouldn't act so drastically. Maybe they see themselves as part of a community. Like Buffy fans, say, as opposed to Buffy watchers.
What does this make me? A nethead who doesn't like blogging? An anti-sociopath who doesn't get on with his neighbours? Ooh, that's close to the bone.
So that's why I reckon that there's a blog community. And it's also why I'm not a part of it, or more like someone who's stuck in a twelve month lease in a part of town he doesn't like, but not for any aesthetical reasons. So why am I here? Like, say, living in Paris, I like the history, I like the potential, but I can't be there full time because I don't know the language and I wouldn't make any sense.
Sorry, I've been rambling. And it's late. Worst. Post. Ever. And so on.
Feed me back if you think I've made any points whatsoever. Next up: 'Blogging - it's more like speech writing than diary-writing, innit?'
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AUTHOR: Darren
EMAIL: darren@timemachinego.com
IP: 217.34.92.238
URL: http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/
DATE: 10/24/2002 09:27:05 AM
The Gblogs Update Tracker isn't dead. It was only resting....
http://www.timemachinego.com/ukblogs/
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AUTHOR: Gina
EMAIL: gina-snowdoll@rocketmail.com
IP: 213.2.158.19
URL: http://gina-snowdoll.blogspot.com
DATE: 10/24/2002 11:13:20 AM
The word "community" has been hijacked into meaninglessness. Witness the media's favourite post 9/11 expression: "the international community". There is no such thing! It is an oxymoron.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 10/24/2002 05:31:21 PM
I don't think that's strictly fair. It's oldest root we know of is communis, the latin for 'common' which was used as the basis for the word communitas - meaning fellowship. This travelled through Old French towards the middle english 'communite', meaning citizenry.
In fact the usage of community as something that only refers to tight-knit groups of geographically and socially friendly people is relatively new. The usages which include things like comunities of similarity, communities as representing segments of society or between those sharing common interests are far older - congruently as old as those that refer to groups of people as political entities...
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AUTHOR: John
EMAIL: john.furnival@btinternet.com
IP: 195.92.194.18
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DATE: 10/26/2002 09:42:19 PM
The idea of a web community (virtual) is built on the principal of hope. It's the hope (of webloggers, e-commerce, IRC, message boards etc.) that all individuals will interact.
In 'built communities' planners, architects and politicians have attempted, over time, to build communities on hope ' they hope people will live together, interact, communicate, bond, equalise and most importantly trust each other.
In the late 19th and early 20th Centuries wealthy industrialists in the UK like Hartley (Jam), Leverhulme (Soap) and Salt (Milling) created and built urban villages to house their workers. These 'visionaries' saw the value in creating communities and providing welfare ' good housing, sanitation, churches, schools etc. They gave something ' hope, and got something back - commitment. The individuals involved in these communities were unique in that they had something 'in common'.
The experiment in the UK of 'high rise' and of New Towns to solve 'inner city' problems of the 60's 70' and 80's has shown that by artificially bringing people together to create 'new communities' failed. Many of these new communities have now degenerated and represent some of the most socially dysfunctional areas in the UK. The social cost to this generation has been huge.
To be member of a 'virtual' community (I think that is the best way to describe it) is different, - it's one of personal choice. It's about the choice of wanting to belong, to share ideas and it's the creation of an on-line personality. This is its dynamism. One of the greatest issues for 'virtual' communities is one of trust (apart from security of financial transactions). Trust is developed over time ' you trust your parents, your teachers (well some of them), your neighbours (well some of them), and your friends (well some of them), your ISP, your server? - trust is earned.
Virtual communities are instant and therefore nature transient. They 'evolve' organically by referral (I've even read today about 'referral marketing') by links and by email. There is no need to build relationships. No need for commitment. No need for dependency. Just state your case and move on. No need for trust.
Or is there?
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AUTHOR: mike d
EMAIL: imperialdoughnut@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.168.165
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DATE: 10/29/2002 11:10:33 AM
I'd like to belong to 'the community' but to tell you the truth whenever I've tried I've been shunned. Be it on message boards, the Yahoo! list, I've even spent countless hours hunting down and persuading people to partake in my local Blog Meetup (Liverpool) but to no avail.
Your blog was the very first British one I found (early 2000) and to some extent it gave me the inspiration to do my own. I've had my blog for 2 years now and I love it to bits, so much so my mind works totally in blog posts. But I feel I have more connection with Bloggers living just about everywhere else but blighty.
Not to sound like a moaning teenager, despite being one, but I just don't get respect. Apart from being the stereotypical nostalgia-lovin' angst-ridden student I have no domain, my pseudo-essays are on relatively immature topics and I do not recycle the same topical drivel that everyone else does. It the eyes of the so-called pioneers that can only equal 'crap'.
The way some 'a-list' bloggers reacted to Scary Duck being crowned top blog (a competition I was short listed in - and as only one of 4 free hosted sites) underlines this. Perhaps this elitism only exists in my head but I'm not the only one who sees the UK Blogging community split into classes...
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AUTHOR: lawrie
EMAIL: lawrie_malen@yahoo.com
IP: 172.181.50.59
URL: http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/index2.html
DATE: 11/01/2002 01:22:39 PM
community schmommunity... buffy rocks!
and in light of this, i am going to submit the word 'schmommunity' to collins, the dictionary people.
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AUTHOR: Stuart
EMAIL: hg@hydragenic.com
IP: 194.200.135.68
URL: http://hydragenic.com
DATE: 11/01/2002 03:40:06 PM
Tom - I think one of the most interesting aspects of this discussion, which you touch on briefly above, is the lack of a clear distinction between "community" as something quite high-level & conceptual and as something more pragmatic & tangible.
To elaborate: the same word can be used to refer to "the internet community", "the weblog community", "the Blogger community", "the UK weblog community", "the London weblog community", "the London blogmeet community" or "the webloggers who drink in the Coach and Horses pub in Soho at 5:17pm every Tuesday night community". When the same word covers the whole spectrum from macro- to micro-, differences of opinion are inevitable.
I suspect that some people feel that they aren't part of a "weblog community" because they don't link, they don't read (m)any other sites, they don't meet other bloggers, etc. They might not be open to the more abstract notion of "community" (commonality?), which potentially includes them whether they like it or not.
James - you can tell Google not to spider your words, plus most other well-behaved search engines too. Do a search on "robots.txt" for more information - it's an easy process.
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AUTHOR: Perry de Havilland
EMAIL: PdeH@libertarian-samizdata.net
IP: 81.5.146.53
URL: http://www.samizdata.net/blog/
DATE: 11/19/2002 02:23:02 AM
Another thing that limits the notion of a 'community' of UK blogs is many blogs are really doing very different things. Journal blogs, Tech blogs and Pundit blogs, well, not quite 'never' the twain shall meet, but certainly not very often.
I have hosted three 'Blogger Bashes' in London at which about 20-30 folks turned up representing 7 to 10 blogs (eight of my blog's contributors live in or near London). Yet they were all politically oriented pundit blogs and hardly any of us knew any Journal or Tech bloggers, both of which actually out number us pundit bloggers by quite a margin.
We are all in our own ghettos and I am not sure that really matters all that much. I probably have more common interests with a US, Canadian or Australian pundit blogger than a London Journal blogger who might live around the corner from me to be honest.
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<p>Taken by young Jamie Cronin, this <a href="http://www.unfortu.net/~james/trains.gif">screen-cap</a> from earlier today will forever preserve the day when the train from London-South Wales was delayed by a large inflatable hamburger on the line...</p>
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<p>So I was reading a post at Meg's site called <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_10_01_x.shtml#85592561">You - yes you - at the back: you may not talk in class</a>. Best post title ever. Anyway... That's not the point. I had a comment to make about it, so I went and started to write it, and then next thing you know it's about a year and a half long and still incomplete. So like a fairly large seedling, I decided to transplant it to my site, intially for the normal part of the site, but then - you know what - it got even larger, so now it's stuffed like an embarrassing piece of furniture in the attic of my site:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003184.html">Who's afraid of community participation?</a><br />The most interesting aspect about discussing "UK weblogging culture" is how uncomfortable people seem to be with the concept of being part of a "community" at all. Perhaps more fascinating still are the assumptions of what participating in a community involves...</blockquote>
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<p>I probably shouldn't be posting this, but <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> sent it to me when I was at work, and I nearly spat my drink across three quarters of the office. God only knows the intention of the person who created it. God only knows if it's supposed to be silly or hurtful... But when sent from poof to poof, it's like being in on the funniest joke ever...</P>
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<p>This is a difficult post to write. It's difficult because I've avoided writing it for far too long. It's difficult because it forces me to face some things that I've tried to pretend weren't happening. And it's difficult because it undermines my faith in humanity and forces me to give up some of the illusions that I've desperately operated under for several years now.</p>
<p>About one year, one month and two weeks ago, the World Trade Center in New York was destroyed. All around the world, people looked on with horror at what was occurring. And before all the recriminations started, before the rhetoric became overwhelming, before the civil liberties were eroding, and before dissent became unpatriotic, there was this bizarre moment of pause, of stunned silence. And in that moment, there was a remarkable unity of feeling and purpose around the world. It was only when we all opened our mouths again that everything went to hell.</p>
<p>It was in this moment of shock that webloggers first started broadcasting their tiny, newly-vulnerable voices into blogspace. Some talked of their experiences of being in New York or of the feeling of vulnerability that all Americans suddenly felt - a vulnerability they'd never felt before. Some responded with exclamations of disbelief or anguish. But I think a large number couldn't say anything at all - how could one say anything valuable in these moments.</p>
<p>Most of the people I know in the UK who ran weblogs didn't know what to say or do. There was nothing that could be expressed that would be useful - nothing that could be done but sympathise from a distance. Many of us felt utterly powerless and yet desperate to do <i>something</i>. We came up with a project at the time that I think did some good. But then it's really impossible to tell.</p>
<p>In most of this stuff, most of us tried to be impartial, non-confrontational and politically of a space that wouldn't offend people who had just lost friends and family. That was the most important thing in the immediate aftermath - the orphaned, the widowed, the bereaved. As it should have been. Not political point-scoring or the use of those deaths as justification for military action. No flag-waving or advocating of interest groups that needed a say.</p>
<p>It would be months later before I would become aware of the phenomenon of the warblogger - months where information had filtered out gradually, where stances had calcified and battle-lines were beginning to be drawn. I started to notice politically radical statements appearing with semi-regularity on some people's sites - and entirely new sites appearing out of nowhere advocating extreme universalising positions of every kind - evil muslims, the hypocrisy of Europe, the righteous thunder of America...</p>
<p>To my shame, only once did I make any kind of stand. I sent an e-mail to Stephen Den Beste about (what I considered to be) his overblown anti-European rhetoric - <a href="http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2002/02/fog0000000345.shtml">and he responded</a>. I got a fair amount of short-term fallout in the form of highly unpleasant e-mails and comments posted on people's sites. And I think at the time I decided that several things should stop me continuing with any kind of debate on these issues in public. Some of these I think are still valid, some of which I now think I could characterise as cowardice or laziness, nothing more...</p>
<p>The fact is I believed warblogging in its most hawkish, blood-hungry mode to be the short-lived rantings of extremists - and not representative of American online communities or weblogging communities in general. And because of this, I've got on with talking about the things that I personally find manageable or stimulating, and have kept far away from discussion of wars in Iraq, or bombings in Afghanistan, or racist violence in Europe and America, or the way all these events have been cynically used for party political ends, or the way in which state-sanctioned warfare is being transformed into a continuous enterprise just as civil liberties in all areas are being slowly limited. I haven't said a word about the level of irony I felt when it became clear that Hollywood's grasp on file-sharing technology meant more to most people than the fact that people were being held illegally across the world.</p>
<p>I've kept my mouth shut through all of this stuff. And I'll probably continue to keep it shut, to be honest. But I needed an outburst today because of the stuff that I've been forced to come into contact with recently - the <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/index.php?archives/003738.php">verbal attacks against Anil Dash</a> for example - appal me beyond measure. I feel actual physical sickness at sites <A href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=4520">declaring whole religions to be at fault for the actions of tiny groups of often pooly-educated poor extremists</a>. And this is the tiniest tip of the ice-berg.</p>
<p>I don't know how to say it in any other way except to say that as an episode in web history, I personally believe that <b>Warblogging</b> has been shameful, horrific and a stain on us all. The escalation of warblogs is a disaster for development of personal publishing, and a crippling blow to the individual integrity and worth of weblogs and weblogging. This whole media - a media which was supposed to be about freedom of expression, allowing everyone to have a voice and a space to talk openly and honestly - has turned increasingly into the worst kind of soapbox punditry, witch-hunting and as a platform for violent warmongers and nationalists. And I'm afraid I feel partly responsible...</p>
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<p>I'm looking for people to try out a new community project that I've been developing at work. It's a completely new way of organising message-boards and I think potentially it's quite exciting. If you wish to participate or are interested, then e-mail me at <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">tom%40plasticbag.org</A> - it's going to be of most interest to people who live in the UK...</p>
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<p><b>October 26</b> I've <b>had</b> it with Linux! Regime Change has failed! Let's think inside the box, people! It's time to put the pedal to the paradigm! Join a sleeper cell, then quit and turn everyone in! Got war? Is our children learning? Mark my words, so you can find them later!" That's right... <a href="http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.cfm?uc_full_date=20021025&uc_comic=db&uc_daction=X">I am Jenny McTagarthy, Girl Pirate</a>! (You may have missed <a href="http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.cfm?uc_full_date=20021023&uc_comic=db&uc_daction=X">how big is my fan-base</a> and <a href="http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.cfm?uc_full_date=20021024&uc_comic=db&uc_daction=X">a crush on Jenny</a>...)</p>
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<p>First things first - here's a quick (rough) timeline of what happened from my perspective:</p>
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<li> <b>3.30pm</b> <A href="http://gyford.com">Phil Gyford</a> notices that something has gone wrong with the listing of <b>plasticbag.org</b> posts on <A href="http://www.haddock.org/blogs">Haddock blogs</a>. My assumption? Something has gone wrong with haddock blogs...
<li> <b>3.40pm</b> A quick glance at <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/rss/plasticbag.xml">my RSS feed</a> revealed that each and every link attribute on my RSS feed now read as 'hacx0red'. My assumption? Someone has hacked into my server...
<li> <b>3.45pm</b> In still logged into my Blogger account so I go and check the settings. There's something very wrong going on - my password, my e-mail address and the URL for my site have been replaced with the word 'hacx0red'. My assumption? Someone has hacked into my Blogger account...<br />
• <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hack.pdf">Screenshot One</a><br />
• <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hack2.pdf">Screenshot Two</a><br />
• <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hack3.pdf">Screenshot Three</a>
<li> <b>3.50pm</b> Beacuse I'm nervous about logging out, I try logging in with a different user name in a different browser. This does not work. My assumption? The world's gone freakin' <i>craaaazy</i>...
<li> <b>3.53pm</b> I start telling people that I think Blogger's been hacked. People freak out.
<li> <b>4.00pm</b> The UK's weblogger mailing list becomes full of nervous people, and the information starts going out. Various people try to work out how to get in contact with <A href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a>. We finally manage to get the word to <A href="http://www.anildash.com">Anil Dash</a> who sends the word on further...
<li> <b>4.10pm</b> Danny O'Brien and Phil Gyford are getting the word out to <a href="http://www.scripting.com">Scripting.com</a>.
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<p>So where does this leave us? It leaves us nervous, I think. It leaves us with less faith than before that it's safe to leave the collective writings of years in the hands of a centralised service like Blogger. What <i>would</i> be lost if 700,000 people lost days, weeks, months or years of writing at the same time? Significantly I think if there was an import / export facility to Blogger that would allow people to keep their own back-ups, then this would be less of an issue. In the meantime, I'm afraid I have to confess that while I'm very impressed by the speed of Blogger's reaction, I'm not overly impressed by the stuff that they've written about the experience. I think it's important that someone explains to us why we should not be worried by this hack on an archive of content that - after all - was created and belongs to each of us...</p>
<p><b>Further reading:</b> <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/02/10/25/1658229.shtml?tid=172">Slashdot.org</a>, <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/index.php?archives/003780.php#comments">Anil Dash</a>, <A href="http://www.quicktopic.com/17/H/2PJzsGkTbtZR">Quicktopic thread</a>, <A href="http://status.blogger.com">Blogger Status</a>.</p>
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<p>Ok. Right. This is where things start to get interesting. Firstly, a metaphor. Imagine if you will a solar system - let's make it a binary system with planets that fly around it. Watch the suns move around one another. Watch the planets move around the suns. Watch the moons move around the planets. Watch their stable arcs cascading around one another. The reason they do this? We all know the answer - the various entities have an influence on one another that we call gravity... This influence, exerted by each and every participant in this system, is what keeps the system stable. If the gravity was dramatically lower, the celestial bodies would fly off from one another into deep space. If the gravity was dramatically higher, the celestial bodies would collapse in on themselves, forming one body - a symbolic monolith...</p>
<p>Let's move in a different direction for a moment. Must we as liberal individuals believe in a world that gives each and every opinion equal weight. Are all views equally "valid", "worthwhile", "right"? And where does this leave us when we vehemently disagree with the tactics that people promoting these views start to use? And where do we end up when the views we must consider "valid" are precisely those views which don't believe other views to be "valid", "worthwhile", "right" and are prepared to say so, and/or do something about it.</p>
<p>This last assertion is one of the simplest paradoxes of liberalism. But it's not a model worth operating with. And here's where the solar system comes in. Because a world in which we - as individuals or groups - are unable to extert any kind of pressure on anyone else for doing what we believe to be wrong resembles a solar system without gravity - an immediate explosion occurs, critical divergence, utter lack of stability. And a world in which we - as individuals or groups - are able to extert total pressure on anyone else for doing what we believe to be wrong resembles a solar system with absolute gravity - an immediate imposion occurs, monolithic thinking, totalitarianist repression, totally lack of motion, inertia, death.</p>
<p>The weblog space is a space that bends under the pressure of traffic and influence. But mostly it bends under the strength of reputation (earned by "good work" or unearned by association and / or tacit sanctioning by those who have done "good work"). And I now believe that as an individual operating responsibly in this sphere, I have to be aware of any and all potential abilities I have to legitimately (ie. without lying, cheating or unfairly manipulating the situation in any way) exert whatsoever influence I might have in order to stop what I perceive to be morally wrong, corrupt politics, cheap argument and potentially warmongering. (And yes - if you're beginning to catch on - I am <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_10_20_archive.shtml#85599675">again talking about warbloggers</a>). I think I've come up with something that I believe to be appropriate action in these circumstances, and it's to do with the responsibilities of <b>being linked to</b>...</p>
<p>At the moment one very specific site is in my mind. This site, which I will not link to, links to a considerable number of intelligent and interesting people. Many of whom don't share the politics or attitude of the man in question. Each one of these people is in a situation to act in such a way that would demonstrate their profound disagreement with those views <b>simply by dint of their link being on his page</b>. What I'm suggesting is that there is a power that comes with being linked to - and it's a power that one should not only be aware of, but should feel the responsibility to employ - whether by sending a simple e-mail askind the link to be removed ("I do not wish to be associated with the bile-ridden drivel on your site"), or more proactively and campaigningly by using an .htaccess file or something similar to serve up a page which declares that you refuse to be associated with the views of the person whose site you've just left.</p>
<p>It's not a lot, I know, but it's the first thing that I can think of that actually represents some kind of weblogging 'direct action' - some kind of (almost negligible at the individual scale) gravitational influence that can be exerted by a site to act in such a way that it makes itself known as protesting without driving additional traffic to the thing they're protesting about... And the best thing about it is that it's entirely non-violent, non-flaming, non-confrontational. It's a kind of passive politics - refusal to participate - refusal to allow yourself to be referenced - a bizarre kind of work-to-rule... The power of the inbound link should <i>not</i> be ignored...</p>
<p><b>PS.</b> To clarify, maybe I can give a couple of examples... Let's say a site links to yours that is homophobic - not a specific link to a specific page, but rather a general blog-rolling style link. To mention that site - to link to it - will promote their agenda, give them more page impressions, more people reading the crap they write. So what you could do instead is use an .htaccess file to shunt them through to a site that debunks myths about being gay. </p>
<p><b>Follow-ups:</B></p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_10_27_archive.shtml#85610128">Regarding the responsibility of linkage</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_10_27_archive.shtml#85611176">Further clarification</a>
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<p>So here's what the thing would be if I were really bored and absurdly anal on a Sunday early-evening... As an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/">iPod</a> early-adopter, I may be the last person left in the Western hemisphere with a mere 5Gb to fill. And I've ripped nearly 12Gb of my own albums onto my computer. So I clearly have a problem here - how do I choose what to put onto it? Of the 2822 songs currently on my Mac, only 535 songs have yet to be rated (star ratings out of five - rating songs is the new 'alphabetising my record collection'), and these include several new albums I've bought recently along with some older stuff that I don't really want to write off just yet, but at the same time can't really say that I've demonstrated much inclination to listen to either...</p>
<p>There are several considerations - one being the highly frustrating way that the <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes">iTunes</a> randomise function only randomises the first time you make a playlist - so you can't have one list that changes dynamically. This is highly frustrating.</p>
<p>Quickly - some dumb figures: <b>5 star songs</b>: 281, <b>4 star songs:</b> 991, <b>3 star songs:</b> 691, <b>2 star songs:</b> 286, <b>1 star songs:</b> 38. In principle the scoring mechanism that has evolved works like this - I would not be averse to listening to at any time any song that gets three to five stars. Two star songs are an irritation. One star songs are just irredeemably awful. One star songs are mostly from Moby's "18" or represent the most self-indulgent of The Magnetic Fields' oeuvre... Other considerations to bear in mind - classical music is interesting, but not always ideal for listening to on the bus or down the street, I add new music all the time and wish it to be represented on my iPod before I have had the chance to assign it a rating, humourous songs often become less humourous after a fairly short amount of time. There are many many other criteria in play here as well - so many in fact that ideally I would need someone to do some comprehensive analysis on the subject and return to me with a set of criteria that one could use as a basis for evolving appropriate smart playlists. Here's my attempt so far...</p>
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<li> <b>5-star songs:</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is 5-stars, Genre is not Educational or Classical, limited to 1210 Mb selected by random.</i><br />
Significantly, this represents essentially every single 5-star song I own except for a batch of scientific songs by Tom Glazer that may be empiracally wonderful but can become irritating, and classical pieces which are often simply too long to warrant inclusion.
<li> <b>4-star songs:</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is 4-stars, Genre is not Educational, Classical or Humour, limited to 650 songs selected by random.</i><br />
This represents 2.69Gb of the space on my iPod, except that since several of my smart playlists randomly select some of the same tracks, there is no particular benefit in specifying exactly how much space it should occupy. This is a fairly savagely cut selection from the 991 songs that I've given a full four stars too. There simply isn't space to do otherwise. Note the addition of humour to the banned genre... Five star comedy may remain entertaining... Four star may not...
<li> <b>4-star songs (running):</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is 4-stars, Genre is not Educational, Classical or Humour, limited to 200 songs selected by date added.</i><br />
Now we have to add an element of movement into the organisation of the iPod. Since we can only have a selection of the four-star songs that are available, a choice has to be made as to which ones will be chosen. A purely random selection that isn't dynamically different each time would relegate some songs to obscurity, and more importantly would remain uniformly distributed - there would be no sense of progress... By choosing the 200 most recently added 4-star songs, I make sure that my iPod changes and responds to my daily whim...
<li> <b>Most Played:</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is better than 2 stars, limited to 300 songs selected by most played.</i><br />
This list has precisely the opposite function of the one above - to be a stable chart of songs that I seem to not want to be without. The removal of anything with a rating under 3 stars makes sure I don't accidentally get stuck with something I've come to hate.
<li> <b>Recent Additions:</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is not 1 stars / 2 stars / or 3 stars, limited to 60 songs selected by recently added.</i><br />
Essentially this list is simply to catch stuff that I've added but have not as yet come to a conclusion about. The removal of anything with one, two or three stars means that I don't waste time listening to stuff that I <b>have</b> come to a conclusion about, while anything that has yet to be rated remains included.
<li> <b>Recently Played:</b><br />
This smart playlist operates according to the following principles:<br />
<i>My rating is not 1 or 2 stars / or 3 stars, limited to 40 Mb, selected by last played.</i><br />
Because it's possible that I could have a song in my head when I leave my flat, and for it not to be on my iPod, I instituted a list that kept track of what had been listened to in roughly the last forty minutes and made sure that was always with me. A tiny additional list that has been a complete life-saver many times...
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<p>This feels a bit Open University-esque. It's an almost total waste of weblog space as well. Except that I am serious - if someone out there has done some research into these things I'm sure that a company like Apple would be interested... A default 'my music collection' playlist that intuited what kind of things you actually wanted to carry around with you (with whatever obscure algorithm it used) would probably be quite appealing to some people...</p>
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<p>An excerpt from an e-mail I sent yesterday - partially adapted for publishing on <b>plasticbag.org</b>- explaining why I think we need a campaigning or protest tool in excess of the simple publishing of opinions - perhaps along the lines of my proposed inbound link strategy...</p>
<blockquote>Basically, I'm trying to work out if there is some kind of direct action or demonstration that one can do within the blogosphere other than simply express one's opinions. I'm looking for another approach because of this double-bind: if you link to a person with extreme views in order to debunk them, then to an extent you're actually promoting them - you're sending traffic to them, you're giving their views a certain legitimacy. But if you don't link to them, and you don't publically talk about them, then aren't you like the man who lets evil flourish through his inaction? What's the right thing to do?<br /><br />
I'm certainly not trying to set up rules of governance of the internet or regulate it - I'm just suggesting that if free speech is the <i>only</i> political tool at our disposal, then we'll inevitably end up with people having to shout more and more loudly in order to be heard at all. The ambient volume therefore just escalates and drowns out more nuanced, less absolutist or dogmatic attitudes. It should be possible to express ones dissent (or horror) with some kind of silence, sit-in or direct action - something maybe a bit like the Beatles returning their MBE's to Buckingham Palace... </blockquote>
<p>Obviously this is not to say that the specific tactics I suggested are necessarily appropriate or the right way to go, but I think the motivation behind the idea is a good one, and I'd be interested in anyone else's suggestions...</p>
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<p>I've had issues with the levels of surveillance that are appearing in the UK for quite a while now. When I lived in Hampstead I remember remarking that there was <i>no point</i> between my front door and my desk at work where I was not on at least one camera. Every so often someone decides to celebrate the terrifying amount of cameras around us all and hey normally do that with a poster telling us all how safe we are now that we're continually examined. Just recently <a href="http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/002285.html#002285">a new poster</a> started appearing around London, and frankly it's terrifying beyond measure. It looks like the cover of a 1950s alien-invasion novel, and drips with the sentiments of 1984's Big Brother posters. But it's difficult to know what to complain about - the poster itself is more than a little distasteful, but at least it's triggering a little alarm from liberal parts of the country. Without it we'd probably accept this stuff without a second thought...</p>
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<p>With regard to the people who are slamming my comments on 'the power of the incoming link' [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_10_27_archive.shtml#85606185">1</a> & <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_10_27_archive.shtml#85610128">2</a>] - could I just clarify that I was not talking about Stephen Den Beste... The theory - that the non-specific warblogger that I've referred to recently was Mr Den Beste - was first taken up I think by <A href="http://www.snappingturtle.net/jmc/flit/2002_10_01_archive.html#83595120">Flit</a> and has now spread to a number of other sites, including Instapundit and Bitchpundit. Each of these sites has its own particularly charming stance on what I've said. But it's all based on a false assumption, I'm afraid, because I wasn't talking about him at all... As such I'm going to take Flit's statement at face value and accept that the misunderstanding was not intentional and accept his pre-emptive apology...</p>
<p>There are a few things that I clearly still have to clarify... I'm talking about individuals having a different way to campaign for what they believe in - whatever 'what they believe in' might be. The fact that I'm left-of-centre clearly informs the things that <i>I</i> feel strongly about - the things that I'm prepared to campaign for. But essentially all I'm looking for is a way for a community of individuals to have more influence - more, but equal influence - on each other because I think that there have to be campaigning techniques that operate <i>in addition to</i> argument or debate... If you're not convinced by the techniques I suggested, then that's ok... I'm not trying to present a <i>fait accompli</i>...</p>
<p>One of the things that people have talked about is how I'm trying to restrict people's freedom of expression so that only people who agree with my particular brand of politics can be heard. This is simply, bluntly, once and for all, just <b>wrong</b>. I believe that everyone should be able to stand up for what they believe in - I'm just suggesting a way in which people can do that. The approach I've suggested might be hideously flawed, but it doesn't stop the individual concerned writing what they want on their site, nor does it stop anyone else linking to them. So i can't see how it interferes with their freedom of speech at all, or how it isolates them. All it does it give some people a public way to register their protest without writing about it (and thus in a way promoting it) on their own sites. </p>
<p>I've had a lot of feedback on some of this stuff, and it's been fairly mixed - the more sober stuff has been the most interesting - some people view it as a useful and poweful kind of protest, others think of it as against the idea of the web as a discursive space, and others think that such a view gives legal credibility to people who want to control incoming links to their commercial sites. Some of these I agree with - some of them I don't... I've been less thrilled with the responses from people whose level of argument has been to criticise my teeth though or who describe anything they don't agree with as "Saudi-Arabian-style". My favourite one of these comments though has been the one that describes me as having, "a serious inferiority complex when it comes to learning from [my] moral and intellectual superiors." I quite liked that one...</p>
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<p>I can't even count the amount of times recently that I've written about the movie <b>Donnie Darko</b>. I'm obsessed by it, it's clear. But now you have the chance to get obsessed with it too, and I'm going to help you do it. No, I'm not going to pay for it. No, I'm not going to rub your ears and hold the popcorn while you watch it. Instead I'm inviting you all to come and see it with me, and with all the other loony friends that I've got that happened to be available on the same night. And the night? Tomorrow. <b>Halloween</b>.</p>
<p>Well that's actually slightly innaccurate. In fact what's actually happening is that <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/halloween/">Barbelith is inviting you to experience Donnie Darko Movie Madness</a> tomorrow night. We're going to claim the whole cinema for cool people, nice people, fun people - you know... <b>my</b> people. I'm totally serious about this.. It's a great film and you're all more than welcome - you're expected to attend. And after the movie? Some kind of drinking, I should think... Yes definitely... A drink. Maybe several...</p>
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<p>A weekend away from London is one thing - a weekend with the family is quite another. You never know whether it'll be pleasant or nightmarish. Will it end with smiles or scowls? It was nearly a disaster before I even arrived. The trip across London was a nightmare in rain and public transport, and I missed my train by thirty seconds. The next train was double the price, and some bloody woman who had claimed two seats glared at me when I asked if I could sit down for the two hour journey... Halfway through the journey - an hour away from Norwich, I took a picture of Colchester station...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/station.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>The following day we decided to go to the beach. My memories of the North Norfolk coast basically revolve around my step-father trying to get me to swim in the North Sea and it being cold and rainy. So I was a little grudging about the plan, but we all piled into the car nonetheless and drove north...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/david.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>My suspicion had evaporated by the time we reached Brancaster. The day was beautiful, and the sky - the thing I miss most of all in London - was, well, <b>everywhere</b>. My mother and brother wandered off in one direction...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/mother_brother.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>... while my father took the dog off for a bit of a paddle ...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/dog_paddle.jpg" width="400" border="0">
<p>The beach was almost empty - there was a couple playing with a kite, and some people walking a couple of dogs on the horizon. But for the most part, there was nothing for miles around us in every direction... Even looking away from the beach...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/beach_head.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>My brother has an incredible throwing arm. He can launch a tennis ball into orbit, throwing at least twice as far as any of the rest of us can manage. Our dog - Tango - loves this, and will run backwards and forwards for hours and hours, fetching ball after ball...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/tango_runs.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>At the high-water mark, the beach was crunchy with shells...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/shells.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>After a while we stumbled upon some mud-flats... It's easy to walk on mud-flats for about twenty seconds, and then all the grippy parts of your shoes fill with clay and crap, which makes the soles of your shoes feel like huge slippy pats of butter, only black...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/mud_flats.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>Some of the mud-flats rise up into creases by some kind of weird natural process. If you get close to them and photograph them close-up, they start to resemble hills, mountains and canyons...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/mud_flats_two.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>Anyway - no walk can last forever, so we turned to head back to the restaurant, only to be confronted by one of the most beautiful skies I'd ever seen...</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/perfect_sky.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
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<p>On Friday morning, <b>plasticbag.org</b> reached the age of three years old. It seems like a fairly major milestone to me - maybe three years is the time when you begin to think to yourself, "Is this actually something I'm going to be doing for the foreseeable future - maybe for the rest of my <i>life</i>?" A scary thought...</p>
<p>If you're interested enough - and god knows why you would be - you can still read the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/1999_11_01_archive.shtml#19656">first weblog post I ever made</a> over a thousand days ago... A thousand days... It would be good to be able to say that I'd posted almost every day of that time, but since I've just bunked off for almost a week, I think that might seem a bit cheeky...</p>
<p>So what's happened over the last three years? What have I accomplished? I've met loads of new friends. I've gone from starting work at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a> to being Production Editor of their website, through to unemployment, helping out on <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">TCN</a>, working on an education site for Europeans and Ethiopians and building a community for the BBC. Now I'm at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a>. I've had a couple of different relationships - mostly disasterous. I've sapped around quite a bit - as if there was a storm-cloud perpetually around me, and bounced around like a puppy for much briefer, but much more memorable, amounts of time.</p>
<p>I've written an awful lot of crap on my site, but I've also written odds and ends that I'll always be able to keep and look at and be proud of. I've also pissed any number of people off. Which probably suggests I'm doing something right...</p>
<p>So where to go from here? God knows. I'd be lying if I said I never got bored of thinking of something to offer up to the world each day. I do. Show me another three-year vintage weblogger that doesn't feel that occasionally. I don't think the future will contain as much about my personal life, because I think after a while the more you write about something, the <i>thinner</i> it gets... It's like you <i>wear it out</i>. After a while you want something that's just for you - that's yours alone and that you share with no one. I've already been writing less and less about what I do away from the computer... So I think the future probably lies more in the ideas that I have, or the opinions that I need to express. Maybe that's the direction that weblogging itself will be taking as the huge Blogger Boom generation of the last two years settles down and tries to find a sense of purpose for their sites - a reason to keep writing every day. I can only hope that'll be interesting enough to keep you guys sticking around...</p>
<p><b>In the meantime, thanks for coming and I'll see you all in three years time... xx Tom</b></p>
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<i>Last month - along with many other people - I agreed to participate in a questionaire about the relationship between weblog publishing and online journalism. I'll be putting my responses online as I finish each major section of the questionaire. Today - it's about my personal experience of weblogging...</i>
<b>1a) Can you give some details about how long youve been writing your weblog, how much you write, whether anyone else contributes to it?</b>
I've been writing plasticbag.org for just over three years now. I write something almost every day, to the extent that I've probably only missed thirty or forty days in total over that period. No one else contributes to it - except in the form of friends suggesting links to me or me sourcing links and/or things I wish to talk about from other sites (at which point, where possible, credit is given). Guest-blogging - where someone takes over your site while you go on holiday - is something that I've never understood or allowed to happen on plasticbag.org (although I have on occasion guest-blogged for other people).
<b>1b) What motivated you to start? Has your motivation changed?</b>
The motivation to start was a desire for novelty - nothing more or less. Three years ago there wasn't any kind of inter-weblogging 'culture' of any kind. At the time, I was much more interested in assembling little projects or micro-sites and seeing if people came to them. Occasionally I'd make a stab at something larger - like <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb">The Bomb</a> - but I'd never really thought of (or even heard of) weblogs.
When I bought my first domain, I put some of the sites that I had developed on some subdirectories, but I didn't have anything to put on the front of the site. I think I managed somehow to get exposed to evhead.com or kottke.org (I was a complete follower of Jason's 0sil8.com work, which I still love) and through them found Blogger. At that point I think I literally went, "Well why the hell not stick this up... It's quick and easy and it doesn't particularly matter if no one looks at the damn thing..." Within a couple of months it was the busiest thing (in terms of page-views and in terms of the response I was getting over e-mail) I'd ever done.
My motivation for running the site has changed a lot over the years. Initially I think the freedom of being able to talk about your life completely freely and without any anxiety that anyone you know will ever find out was tremendously liberating. I think a lot of people who start off with weblogging as a form of personal publishing feel that way. But that's almost inevitably doomed, since unless you're very isolationist and incredibly careful about your identity, at <i>some</i> point your on and offline lives inevitably merge to some extent. You tell a couple of friends in real life, or people you meet online start to become more important to you. At some point you have to start acting with a bit of discretion.
I think for many people (and I count myself among them), even if you didn't start your site as a way to have 'a voice' of some kind, that soon becomes the reason to maintain it. People feel pretty disenfranchised from the world around them - mostly their voices - their opinions - don't really matter in the slightest. Weblogs - for good or ill - make people feel that they're being listened to - that their opinions matter. If that was all they did, then I'd say that was enough - but sometimes these opinions are actually useful or well-informed or reflect a kind of expertise you don't often see in the mainstream media - and then you're actually doing something useful that helps the world or pushes a creative process further.
<b>1c) How has your weblog changed, in style or content, over time?</b>
I've answered many of these questions above, but clearly yes. Graphically it's changed a lot - the design has gone further into the background, but more importantly the content has changed from undirected rantings to a less personal and more commentary/ideas-based type of writing. I feel I've moved from writing a diary or journal to writing a kind of fragmentary column. Other people manage this transition (if they make it) in different ways - some, like Meg from <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">NotSoSoft</a> have shifted from diary to a kind of lifestyle / creative writing column.
<b>1d) Has blogging changed the ways or extent that you relate to public
events and issues?</b>
Yes. Absolutely. Totally. In the sense that if an event seems particularly significant to me, or I think I have something to add to the debate surrounding it, then now I feel I can write something about it - something that might have some meaning for someone other than just myself. The sense of political impotence is reduced - there is finally <b>something</b> to do that's between talking about it to friends and going on a march! I think it's really that simple. That's not to say that you can or will always react to every news story that comes along. A huge number of webloggers just didn't know what to say or do when the World Trade Center came crashing down. For all the people talking about their experiences, there were others who couldn't put finger to keyboard - didn't feel qualified or entitled to comment... But at least these are now personal decisions. We can choose when to be silent...
<b>Next:</b> Ideas of weblogs as journalism
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DATE: 11/28/2002 01:48:02 PM
This was interesting to find. I began my site as an online extension of satirical or not-so-satrical radio reports I did in the 80's. I have a real news background, but I hate mainstream news. I'm embarassed by the beginning posts, but I'm getting back up to speed, finding myself writing a column, very politically slanted, but written in a way that causes a laugh and some long hmmmm's. I view it as a column, as there's nothing about my personal life. It's about world issues taken from another angle, but somehow I've gone into bloglandia, blogs linking to me and that's really flattering to the point of my wondering what I'm really doing. I guess it depends. Column, blog, whatever, as long as the message gets out there.
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I've wrestled with this question myself over the years, and my site's gone through several iterations and designs as I've tried to make sense of juat what it was I was trying to accomplish with it. Suddenly I find using the word "column" to describe it clarifies things substantially. Thanks. =)
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<p>I've been asked to participate in a survey about weblogs and journalism and, since it's quite a detailed survey inviting lengthy responses, I've decided to put my replies online as a series of micro-articles. The first one goes up today, and is mostly concerned with my personal relationship to weblogs and my reasons for maintaining one...</P>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003186.html">On Weblogs and Journalism (Part One)</a><br />People feel pretty disenfranchised from the world around them - mostly their voices - their opinions - don't really matter in the slightest. Weblogs - for good or ill - make people feel that they're being listened to - that their opinions matter. If that was all they did, then I'd say that was enough...</blockquote>
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<p>More observant plasticbag.org punters may have noticed that there's been a new addition to the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery">gallery</A>: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003185.shtml">A weekend in Norfolk</a>.</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/norfolk/perfect_sky.jpg" width="422" style="border: dotted 1px black;"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>Some of you might be wondering how this happened... "How did Tom," you might ask, "take all these lovely photographs of Norfolk beaches and skies when <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_09_22_archive.shtml#85504506">his camera was stolen</a> only a few weeks ago?"</P>
<p>Losing my camera really upset me. It was bought for me by some of my closest friends and some of my favourite web people - really really sweet friends who clubbed together for my thirtieth birthday. So when it was stolen it was as if someone had smeared mud all over one of my favourite memories. I was gutted.</p>
<p>Anyway - time passed and then suddenly out of the blue without any warning whatsoever I found a paypal payment for $400 in my inbox complete with a link to <a href="http://www.queergranny.com/tom.html">this web-page</a>. All my friends on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a> had clubbed together to replace not only the camera, but to claim the memory back as well... I'd had absolutely no idea whatsoever - they'd conducted all their business on an invisible <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=9027#post153191">Barbelith ghost thread</a>!</p>
<p>So now I have a twice-bought camera saturated with happy memories of my thirtieth birthday and valued friends - only now it's enhanced by an incredible act of charity from a group of lovely Barbelites... You couldn't have asked for a better gift...</p>
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<p>So I can finally tell the world what I've been working on for the last few months - and in fact, more to the point, I can finally try and get some of you people to try it out.</p>
<p><a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a> is a new kind of online community site for the UK. In some ways it's almost anti-web. Where the web has "traditionally" been about uniting people on the basis of shared interests no matter where they live in the world, this site takes as its first assumption that people who live nea one another already have at least one shared interest - their local environment... But this interest is increasingly not catered for - people in cities are talking less and less to one another. In fact most of us barely communicate with our neighbours at all. And the vasy majority of the social spaces that we all used to share have been dismantled or evaporated. So how can we expect communities self-organise? And how are they expected to join together politically? How can they protest about problems where they live?</p>
<p>So this is the cool bit - it works on a really simple principle that scales and adapts really well to changes in posting. And while it's geographically based, it's not based on legislative or government boundaries. And a lack of population density doesn't mean you'll be sitting in an empty board with no one to talk to, either, because the posts you see reflects your local population density...</p>
<p>Well anyway... I'm not going to go into too much detail at the moment, because it should be pretty self-explanatory and i want to see how people engage with it... <a href="mailto:tomc@upmystreet.com">Let me know what you think</a>...</p>
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<p>I've been thinking of buying an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a> for <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001_09_23_archive.shtml#5963053">well over a year now</a>. Well over. Maybe like two years or something. And now <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> have announced that they're dropping the prices (substantially) and upping the specs a bit. And the lust is overwhelming. I genuinely <i>need</i> one now. It's like a craving. It's beyond a craving. It's like a biological urge. I'm like a salmon being pulled upstream by an instinct so strong that I'm prepared to risk being pulled out of the river on a small piece of string, be gutted, coated in breadcrumbs and fed to some over-bited inbred Appallachian teen hairdresser-wannabe. <b>That's</b> how much I need one.</p>
<p>In related news, Anakin Skywalker tired of the Jedi's blue-sword-of-death and <a href="http://www.pixelred.com/switch.htm">decided to switch to a more idiosyncratic and stylish brand</a>, Apple have released a <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">Powerbook</a> that could outrace Superman and <i>also</i> burns DVDs, and I really really want an iBook.</p>
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<p>So we wake up to a world in which G.W. Bush has more power than ever, which is not a world that feels any safer to me. Across the world the rather resigned expectation is that the USA will be <a href="http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20021106-125004-6115r">even less interested in the views of the international community than before</a> - even as a new book is published that aims to explain to Americans why the world isn't entirely thrilled by the behaviour of their government:</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.salon.com/books/int/2002/11/06/hertsgaard/index.html">How the world sees Americans</a><br />"I was surprised that people were really able -- and I heard this repeatedly -- to distinguish between America and Americans. There's America in the sense of the official government and the military. That official face of America in the world is not very well liked. And then there's Americans -- the people of the country, the ideals of the country, our popular culture. It was quite a sophisticated view, I thought, considering that they are very far away. Yes, America is in their face all the time, but the part of America that is in their face is that official part. They were able to still say, but you know, we love Americans and we love what you stand for. I heard that over and over again from all different walks of life and all different parts of the world." </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/">UpMyStreet Conversations</a> is starting to pick up now, which means that I can start directing people to some of the best and most useful threads that I'm finding on it... </p>
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<li> <A href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=UMS8481&msgno=5265053">Congestion Charges</a><br />
Does anyone know when these are due to be introduced? What are the boundaries going to be>? And do we, as residents of London have any say on the matter?
<li> <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=UMS8481&msgno=4133441">Tired of the same old bars</a><br />
I'm sick of going to the same old bars near to work in the Tottenham Court Road - Holborn area. Can people suggest good pubs to help me out?
<li> <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=UMS8481&msgno=6438365">Mobile Phone Masts</a><br />
I live in a really built up area but the council have deemed it appropriate to put mobile phone masts on top of a nearby council block (Rochester Square). Although I have requested more info and research documentation from the Camden Council it is slow in coming and I wondered if anyone knew of any information sites that could give me more info on the threats of the masts...
<li> <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=wc1a+1up&msgno=5390153">Local Broadband (ADSL)</a><br />
Is there anyone else in the Breckland/Great Hockham area (Gt. Hockham exchange) that would like to see BT upgrade the local exchange to deliver ADSL to the local populace, if BT is to be believed there is virtually no interest in broadband for this area! I find this very hard to believe.
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<p>So <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> and I went to a talk-followed-by-panel held by the <a href="http://theworkfoundation.co.uk/research/isociety/">iSociety</a> people today. The feature performance was the awesome <a href="http://www.shirky.com">Clay Shirky</a>, with support from a variety of charming panelists, including weblogging's own <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work">Matt Jones</a>.</p>
<p>The panel was essentially about the next level of community software and community sites online. Interestingly, though, the word "community" was almost totally unused through the whole occasion. Perhaps for reasons I don't as yet understand, that word has become suddenly unfashionable. Instead we were talking about "social software".</p>
<p>But the nomenclature is essentially trivial. Clay's talk was extraordinarily fun for me, because he was working over areas that I've been thinking about and working around for the last couple of years now - how do we take community functionality and sites to the next level, what parts of our assumptions and utopian dreamings about online community must we give up, and what should we keep in mind while designing the interactions for the next five-ten years?</p>
<p>I've got my own theories about a lot of this stuff - much of which I'm going to try and assemble into 'publishable' form over the weekend. In the meantime, here's a micro-summary of Clay's piece:</p>
<oL>
<li> We live at the beginning of a third golden age of social software.
<ol><li> E-mail<li> IRC / MUDs / MOOs / Usenet<br />(The Web erupts here, but is primarily a publishing medium rather than an interactive one)<li> <b>Now</b> Weblogs / Wikis / Trackback / Jabber & Groove / Slashdot-style collaborative filtering</ol>
<li> But where will we be in 5-7 years time?
<li> Blocks to the development of next-stage communities
<ol><li>We have the wrong historical models and exotic "extremist" ideologies:<oL><li> The suggestion that the web should represent a shift or collapse in "identity"<LI>The need to prove purity of 'online culture' by foregrounding immersive MUDs and MOOs<li> Assumption (because of scarcity of humans online) that we would be using this technology to meet people we didn't know offline</ol>
<li>We have the wrong assumptions about real-life groups:
<ol><li>We assume that a group is the same as a collection of individuals<li>We assume (utopian) that membership should be totally open<li>We assume that a group should be able to function the same with ten people or ten million people in it </ol></ol>
<li>We are ill-served by the current metaphor of architecture and space, instead we should consider the construction of social software as like building a ship:
<ol><li>Ships are places where people come together<li>... but they come together in order to <b>get somewhere</b></ol>
<li> Groups tend towards self-sabotage, they do so because behind every "sophisticated" workgroup ostensibly designed to accomplish a specific goal, "basic" group strategies are secretly persuing very different ones. These are <ol><li>helping people to find mates<li>identifying and uniting against enemies<li>venerating or idolising a figure, institution or ideology.</ol>
<li> Clay's suggestion for improving social software:<ol><li> Design social software that is half-space and half-tool (help people figure out when they've run aground or accomplished something).<li> Make the formation of a constitution a fundamental part of creating a community space.</ol>
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<p>This concept of "constitutions" is something that's very close to my own concept of the politics of social software - something that I'm working on writing up at this very moment and the first part of which is apparent in the way <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith</a> hangs together...</p>
<p><b>More:</b> Matt Webb i) <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2002_11_10_archive.shtml#85667094">writes about the day</a> and ii) <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/notes/2002/11/Social_Software_seminar.txt">publishes his plain-text notes</a>.</p>
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<p>If you're looking for the intelligent post, you need to skip straight past this one, because I'm only mucking around in it. Okay? Anyway... I know I'm a big whore when it comes to getting stuff through my sites. It's not something that I'm proud of (he lied), but it seems to be the case. But really - I don't want to be greedy! I know when to stop with the begging. But having said that, of course, it's always possible that I'm a vile, scheming, greedy bastard who thinks, for the love of God, won't someone listen to <a href="http://adactio.com/journal/display.php/20021107231705.xml">Jeremy</a>?</p>
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<p>You know what would be incredibly useful? A little application that you could run on a whole batch of MP3s that tried to work out what they are based on length and any text that was in the ID3 tags. So you'd grab all your MP3s that weren't fully tagged up and you'd chuck em all in a folder. You'd get your ID3alizer and set it to work. It would have song length information and a set of search terms that it could run against each one of them (derived from whatever dysfunctional tags you had to work with, if any), starting with the artist. It would then present you with a screen that had the current ID3 tags on the left and the suggested replacements on the right with a simple 'Is this correct? Yes / No' set of functioning criteria. If it wasn't correct, it'd just suggest the second alternative. Stick a track preview button on the same screen (to remind you what the track is if you've forgotten) and you'd have an incredibly useful little application.</p>
<p><b>Useful related links:</b> <a href="http://www.cityofsound.com/blog/archives/000315.html">CityofSound</a> says: "Sounds like it might work nicely as a brute-force, lo-fi (cheap!) alternative (or precursor) to the collaborative-expert-based service I outlined previously."</p>
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<p>There's no need for favicons. No need at all. They're normally badly designed, they extend page design into the application itself (which I think is probably wrong) and they make your favourites menus all messy. Nonetheless, they are extraordinarily good fun to design - tiny little micro-branding-projects in 16x16 pixels that don't take long and can be strangely satisfying. All this I discover years after everyone else of course. You can see the new favicons on this site, <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> and on the never-was-finally-build project, <a href="http://filmsoho.com">filmsoho.com</a>... </p>
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<p>I've just stumbled upon a fascinating piece by Dan Hon which goes into considerable detail about the way in which <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000195.shtml#000195">the UK weblogging scene evolved a community of sorts</a> - a community that not every UK weblogger is a part of, but a community of and for webloggers anyway. To my knowledge, this is the first time this micro-history has been written down and published on a site and it may be of interest to anyone who cares about the ways in which stuff that happens online solidifies into matter and then collapses into real-life communities. One of the most interesting aspects of the article is that it posits that often the community (or the potentiality for community) radically predates the tool or forum used to facilitate it. <b>Related posts:</b> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003184.html">I talk about what it means to be part of a community</a> | <a href="http://notsosoft.com/blog/2002_10_01_x.shtml#85592561">Meg writes about community versus community tools</a>.</p>
<blockquote>From Dan: "Would anyone say that a community existed? Possibly. Maybe not quite just yet. What you would be able to say, though, is that there existed an arbitrary set of people, say, people who write blogs and live in the UK, who were on the tentative cusp of actually starting to talk to each other on a regular basis - they hadn't yet got organised."</blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/urban_legends.asp">The Absolute Bottom 50 Urban Legends</a> (number 17): "This buddy of mine who works in San Francisco - he knows this guy who worked for a DotCom company that wrote a business plan, broke even, cut costs, and is on the road to profitability!" [via <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a>]</p>
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<p>One of my favourite authors is Kurt Vonnegut. One of his favourite authors is Kilgore Trout. Kilgore Trout is what Kurt Vonnegut would be if life was a ludicrous joke and reality was one of Kurt Vonnegut books. Kilgore Trout writes stories. Mostly they're quite short. And thanks to a link from <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/21511">a nice chap on Metafilter</a> you can now read all of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4953/kt_in.html">Kilgore Trout's stories</a> without the laborious time expenditure of reading Kurt Vonnegut's short, devastating and brilliant novels. My favourite goes like this:</p>
<blockquote> In <i>2BR0TB</i> [Kilgore Trout] hypothecated an America in which almost all of the work was done by machines, and the only people who could get work had three or more Ph.D's. There was a serious overpopulation problem, too.<br /><br />
All serious diseases had been conquered. So death was voluntary, and the government, to encourage volunteers for death, set up a purple-roofed Ethical Suicide Parlor at every major intersection, right next door to an orange-roofed Howard Johnson's. There were pretty hostesses in the parlor, and Barca-Loungers, and Muzak, and a choice of fourteen painless ways to die. The suicide parlors were busy places, because so many people felt silly and pointless, and because it was supposed to be an unselfish, patriotic thing to do, to die. The suicides also got free last meals next door.<br /><br />
And so on. Trout had a wonderful imagination.<br /><br />
One of the characters asked a death stewardess if he would go to Heaven, and she told him that of course he would. He asked if he would see God, and she said, "Certainly, honey."<br /><br />
And he said, "I sure hope so. I want to ask Him something I never was able to find out down here."<br /><br />
"What's that?" she said, strapping him in.<br /><br />
"What the hell are people <i>for</i>?"</blockquote>
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<p>I don't know whether to be delighted or grumpy about <a href="http://www.lifli.com/Products/iBlog/main.htm">iBlog</a> - the new weblogging software package for Mac OSX. I'm delighted because I've been thinking about how you might develop something very much like it. And I'm grumpy because I've been thinking about how you might develop something very much like it. Do you see how that works? In fact, I spent a good couple of days working on a design / concept mock-up of how I thought such an application should work. This work is now essentially useless. Still never mind.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, here are some of my thoughts about desktop weblogging applications:</p>
<ul><li>Firstly, an application of this kind should allow people to design modules and interfaces for the various packages, services and softwares already in existence (<a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, <A href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> etc). <li>Secondly (and related to the first point), the application should be able to function as an interface to an online service where posts could be stored centrally , Blogger-style. This would allow a web interface which is a crucial part of the whole ease-of-use weblogging aspect. The application could sync with the most recently updated or created posts, which can then be worked on and edited offline without compromising that sense of possession and security that comes of having the files locally. <li>Thirdly, <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> should be building an application of this kind as an iApp because it extends the ability of the less web-savvy, web newcomers and the people who turn to Apple because of clarity and ease of interface. They should also be doing it because it could potentially add substantial value and utility to the .mac service. <li>Fourthly, Apple controls a vast amount of other information which can be published to the web or specifically to .mac services - from <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical">iCal diaries</a>, address book contact information and <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphoto">iPhoto</a> albums. Even <a href="http://www.itunes.com">iTunes</a> has spawned <A href="http://www.kung-foo.tv/itti.html">applications</a> designed to make it easy to place what you're listening to online. I makes total sense to organise a potential central point where you could bring all this information together - just as personal weblogs have been doing for the last few years. <li>Fifthly, Apple made a terrible mistake in allowing other people to use the brushed metal finish which has been associated with their core applications. The metal made them seem stable, solid, reliable and core to the operating system - ie. trustworthy and reliable. This piece of branding genius is now inevitably going to be compromised.... <li> Sixthly, I much prefer the name <b>iJournal</b>, myself...</ul>
<p>For more debate and discussion <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">e-mail me</a> or post a comment to the <a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/216">Blogroots thread</a>, which I will check on regularly...</p>
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<p>I'm posting a link to the Gore Vidal Observer article that was published a few weeks ago. At this point I'm going to take the cowardly option and declare up front that I'm not posting it because I either agree with it or disagree with it - in fact, on the vast majority of key points I'm far from able to confirm or deny any of the facts or opinions stated - but simply because I have as yet not <i>seen</i> it published anywhere online. Again - it may have been put online by someone weeks ago, and I may have simply missed it. <b>So here it is:</b> <a href="http://www.rehberg.net/vidal.html">Gore Vidal on the enemy</a>.</p>
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<p>This relates to my earlier post today, particularly with reference to the Gore Vidal article which a friend and colleague was reading out loud to me. The friend concerned finished reading out a particularly horrifying bit and then said, "And it's Gore Vidal... <b>Gore Vidal!</b>" At which point, for some reason, in a completely flat and apparently innocent tone - with nary a trace of eyebrow flicker, I replied, "I rather think that gay people should restrict their opinions to <i>interior design</i> and <i>clothes</i> and leave matters of international politics to <i>heterosexual men</i>, don't you?" The fraction of a second of stunned silence was truly transcendent.</p>
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<p>So I've been being all creative recently. First I redesigned <a href="http://www.venusberg.org">Venusberg.org</a> for Dan, and then <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil</a> and I helped out <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</A> with his CSS. Designing Dan's site was particularly interesting for me - it's my first design that's based entirely around typography (although of course that doesn't mean that some of the typography isn't rendered as an image). Mostly I'm very happy with it, except a few irritations have crept in - there aren't enough date formats for me in <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, so that doestn't look as classy as I might have liked - and there are some irritations with the way it translates line breaks as well that meant I couldn't do the half-em paragraph breaks that I wanted. But otherwise, I'm pretty happy with it and I hope he will be too... My favourite part? The font for the logo is based on the letters at the base of <a href="http://198.144.2.125/Siege/Archaeologica/Full/TrajansColumn.jpg">Trajan's column</a>...</p>
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<p>This was pointed out by a friend of mine. It seems now that Amazon is so worried about offending it's naturist clientele that it refuses to even <i>imply</i> that all its customers might be wearing clothes. More worrying is the concept that you can buy <i>un</i>clean underwear from the web's largest online store. And perhaps more disturbing still is that the customers who buy this stuff are the same customers that decided to buy <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000K0E7/002-7928063-0712861">Licence to Kill</a> on DVD. The image of Bond-watching, clean-underwear-sniffing, spy-lovin' naturists is <i>almost</i> enough to put me off my fascinating daily workload...</p>
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<p>Must-read interaction/community techblog of the moment is <a href="http://www.cityofsound.com/blog">City of Sound</a>, a site that I found initially via the Slipknot be-hoodied <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work">Matt Jones</a>. Our two otherwise independent vectors of interest have recently collided quite heavily around MP3s, list-making and social software, with - I think - some quite interesting results. Our latest interaction is around the issue of social capital - which is a current hot topic of debate around government and online community circles, and which I've been working on (in a kind of weirdly indirect way) on <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a>. Dan (the author) has taken me to task quite reasonably about this statement that I made recently:</p>
<blockquote>"(P)eople in cities are talking less and less to one another. In fact most of us barely communicate with our neighbours at all. And the vast majority of the social spaces that we all used to share have been dismantled or evaporated. So how can we expect communities self-organise? And how are they expected to join together politically? How can they protest about problems where they live?"</blockquote>
<p>In Dan's <a href="http://www.cityofsound.com/blog/archives/000314.html">response</a> he suggests that technology has already started to rebuild these communities of geography and that I was being over-dramatic to talk about all communication in cities being in a process of freefall decline. He is of course, completely right - and I have gone into astonishingly dreary detail over on his site in response. In fact when I clicked 'submit' it occurred to me that I'd written so much that it might have made a better post on <b>plasticbag.org</b> - so I'm going to append it below in full. Forgive any typos or bad grammar - I'll have a second look at it tomorrow and fix the most obviously horrific mistakes...</p>
<blockquote>Actually you're completely right, but I think if we look at these things in terms of their recent history alone we might lose some perspective. I'm going to go for a bit of a trip on a hypothesis-rocket now, so please bear with me if it seems based on completely anecdotal and speculative evidence - I'm about to read Putnam's "Bowling Alone" about the decline in social capital in the States. Maybe that that point I'll be in a better position to talk about this stuff...<br /><br />
At this thing on social capital and social software that I went to the other day with Matt Webb from <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Interconnected.org</a> people were talking about this decline in interactions in cities and urban spaces. People were debating the reasons for it, the connections between take up of "virtual online communities" and "interest communities" and the like - and some were in fact debating the existence of such a decline.<br /><br />
I'm going to contend that there has been such a decline in interactions and the extent to which we know our neighbours, but I'm going to argue that this isn't an effect of technology like the internet - it's an effect instead of technologies like television, technologies like the car and having a more mobile work-force. I'm also going to argue that it has something to do with population density and the impermanence of habitation for some people. So essentially I'm pushing this decline back over the last hundred years or so, rather than the last ten years. And I wouldn't want to argue that everyone has experienced it either - I grew up in a village in the countryside where everyone knows everyone. So it's not universal. But I think certainly in urban spaces it is a very real fact...<br /><br />
From what you've written above, it looks like my statements have been interpreted to mean that I think such a social decline is an inevitable effect of the technologies we've been using and that <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a> represents (finally) a solution. But actually that's miles from what I think. What I would argue is that rather than exacerbating the social decline, the internet (unlike many one-to-one communication technology) has finally started to reform the social fabric - to bring back communication between people on the basis of interest groups (and what could be a greater interest group than people interested in the area in which they live - now available to people without the social danger and anxiety of actual and immediate physical interaction). In fact I think I'd argue that the take up of this technology - of the community stuff of the internet - reflects a gap in our lives - a <i>need</i> for it - that previous decay in social capital has created.<br /><br />
In a nutshell... Social interactions based on neighbourhood have been deteriorating for decades - particularly in highly transitory urban areas. New technologies have connected us with huger, but more distributed interest communities, and have recently begun to facilitate and enhance those limited local geographical interactions that we still have left. And there is now a tremendous human need left unfulfilled that we can now meet. And UMS Conversations is one way for us to help do that... I think..</blockquote>
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<p>I finished reading <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0881791326/invisithebomb">Elements of Typographic Style</a> a couple of weeks ago now, and I've not stopped raving about it since. It's truly a stunning book - a bible of technique - that encompasses the whole range of typographical behaviours from the appropriate use of hyphens, the most functional and effective page layouts through to a detailed examination of elements of individual type-faces, glyphs and the art of being respectful to the writing you are type-setting... More importantly, I think it gives a degree of insight into a man's belief in the integrity, intelligence and quiet dignity of artisanship - which is something that may sometimes seem inflexible and uncreative, but which is a sure mark of absolute and total quality. Very much recommended.</p>
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<p>You'd never know it to look at the amount of writing I'm currently pumping through <b>plasticbag.org</b> at the moment, but I'm currently experiencing a fairly alarming creative block. I have three pieces of longer writing on the go at the moment - three pieces that are addressing issues that I often write about on this site (the relationship between personal and mainstream publishing, the relationship between weblogs and journalism, and the implicit politics of the discussion board). None of them are going well. Each and every one of them is in my head in an essentially complete form, but there's something between my mind and my fingers that is interfering with their transcription. This is yet another one of the reasons I left academia - because the process of writing became a painful and difficult one - a situation rife with angst in it's literal Old High German sense... Eurgh...</p>
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<p><b>Ten Tip Top Tunes for Tom:</b> Being a list of songs that I'm listening to over and over again at the moment and which if you had less conscience and were prepared to (immorally) steal music through some kind of file-sharing application, you should probably download immediately. Bearing in mind that I couldn't countenance such behaviour obviously.</p>
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<li> Lonesome Tears, by Beck<br />
The most played song I own (says Mr iTunes), Lonesome Tears has been played about a gajillion times since <i>Sea Change</i> was released last month. Best song on the album. Wonderful.
<li> Temptation, Heaven 17<br />
I miss power pop like this - escalating chords in this song quite alarmingly resemble the end of <i>Lonesome Tears</i>. I always wonder if the woman who belts out the twirly bits was brought in afterwards to spice up a slightly boring song or not...
<li> Nutbush City Limits, Tina Turner<br />
Because post-Ike Tina Turner may have been a great big-haired 80s power balladeer, but 70s Tina Turner was a spiky hardcore edgy song-belter with enough spine to scale many a dinosaur.
<li> Poplife, Prince<br />
Liking Prince only became a crime when Prince's music became criminally awful. I'd suggest this was when he started thieving from temples. Personal opinion of course - many people like his crapper work. Nonetheless, there's got to be a place in life for Pop Life. Because life it ain't too funky. Unless it's got that pop.
<li> Top of the World, Shonen Knife<br />
You know what's great? Happy Japanese Punk-Pop Pixies singing bouncy Carpenters' songs with quite bad accents. Kurt Cobain loved Shonen Knife. And then he killed himself.
<li> God Save the Queen, Sex Pistols<br />
The most tuneful and iconic of the Sex Pistols' <i>ouevre</i> is just a bloody good laugh when you're in the lift by yourself in the mornings (carrying your green soya smoothie with spirulina to your creative desk-job - sigh...).
<li> Get Free, The Vines<br />
"I'm gonna get free, I'm gonna get free, Ride into the Sun." For some reason this and Randy Crawford belting out "Someday I'll fly away" have been stuck in my head for the last few holiday-free months.
<li> The Killing Moon, Echo and the Bunnymen<br />
Donnie Darko biking down a moutain road in the early morning light cracking through the branches as 80s indie icons get cruelly kissed as the sky's all hung with jewels. Fate, up against your will. Through the thick and thin. Whatever...
<li> Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John<br />
This boys too young, but he's not too proud, to be singing these Elton John inspired blues. Back to the howling old owl in the woods. Hunting the horny back toad. I've finally decided my future lies beyond the Yellow Brick Road.
<li> I'd Love to Change the World, Ten Years After<br />
From a film where liberal intellectuals kill all the right-wing bastards they can, until they meet the ultimate bastard, who then persuades them not to kill him, before killing them and becoming a satanic President of the USA. Everywhere is freaks and hairies, dykes and fairies... Good film...
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<p>So again - I don't know if this image is accurate or whether it's a piss-take, and I can't tell whether it's offensive or incredibly funny. It's probably doing the rounds of e-mail at the moment so I'll apologise straight-off if you've seen it dozens of times before. But whether it's true or not, thanks to <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> for sending me an image of this receipt - apparently given to someone who'd ordered a <b>Bacardi Breezer</b>...</p>
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<p>I think there must be nothing I'd rather do at the moment than pop over and spend a couple of nights in Paris with <a href="http://www.kottke.org/order/paris_2002.html">Jason</a> and <a href="http://www.megnut.com/archive.asp?which=2002_11_01_archive.inc#002276">Meg</a>. Money and time are stupid things and annoyingly scarce.</p>
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<p>Well it's swiftly approaching that time of the year again - and that means it's time for <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a> and I to throw open the doors of <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa 2002</a>!</p>
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<p>Over my life I've found myself motivated by music more than almost anything else. That push that the right song can give you more often than not is the thing that shoves my mood or sensibility forward. It's a spiritual kick up the arse. It's music as mood-enhancer - music as engine for mental change and transformation.</p>
<p>At the moment, I look around and I see a lot of <i>routine</i>. A lot of people doing a lot of things that they've done before. A lot of people (myself included) travelling around and around like a needle in a record. The opportunities to jump out of this routine seem only to be skips between tracks, silences before the next song starts. They're not <i>enough</i>. Does a life change itself by going on holiday? Does a person become a better person by taking a break? Maybe the thing to do instead is to keep forcing yourself back to your work - even the work that we seem to skip over or fall exhausted from. Perhaps especially that work. Maybe the work that we do - that we do for ourselves or for the things that we believe in - is the life-transformative thing. Particularly when you don't have a partner to get in the way. Particularly when it's unlikely that you're going to have a child.</p>
<p>It's a weird conversation for a Friday night, and it's inspired by something even weirder. It's inspired by a kind of semantic implosion and a confluence of pop-culture imagery. It's inspired by the monotony of yet another year of BBC's <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey">Children In Need Telethon</a>. It's inspired by the upcoming appearance of the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy/">people from Fame Academy</a> on that telethon - people with actual talent and ability whose aspirations and dreams are being turned into marketable products (isn't that worse in a way - that it's not their talent that's for our consumption - that it's their hopes?). And it's inspired above all by listening to - for the first time in ten years - a <i>bone fide</i> musical relic of the early 1990s - Tears for Fears' <A href="http://www.lyricsstyle.com/t/tearsforfears/sowingtheseedsoflove.html">Sowing the Seeds of Love</a>.</p>
<p>Bear with me, because this is a serious post about a vaguely dumb song. And I think it's importantt. This trivial anthem - this vaguely silly, backwards-looking, cod-Beatles anthem - matters to me now in a way it didn't at the time. It's a song about action - liberal action - designed to be an way of energising people who want the world to be something to be proud of. It's a call to examine your morals, your interests, your creativity. And while it's utterly lacking in muso credibility, it does something that most liberal heart-felt songs don't do - it points towards the possibilities of a <i>better future</i> rather than wallowing in the problems of the present. It's trivial because it's idealistic. But it's brilliant for that reason to. Or maybe not brilliant - maybe it's just nice that it exists...</p>
<p>Hear the line: <i>High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man</i>. It sounds patronising, but in my heart I have to accept I believe it. <i>If you're a worried man - then shout about it. Open hearts - feel about it. Open minds - think about it. Everyone - read about it. Everyone - scream about it !</i> I believe that too. [<a href="http://www.lyricsstyle.com/t/tearsforfears/sowingtheseedsoflove.html">More lyrics</a>]</p>
<p>The band that wrote the song basically split as a result of writing it. It was too intense, too committed a process to be an easy ride. The man who cared most about making it clean and pure - even if it was saturated in spritzes of pop imagery- had to care <i>too much</i> about the song if it was ever going to be finished to his satisfaction - if it was going to be a something worthwhile. Something not "for sale". And whether you think the final result was crap or not, it was <i>not routine</i> - it was inspired by genuine feeling, a sense of need, of aspiration and of almost fanatically hard work... I wonder to myself - do we need someone now - whether in the micro-culture of weblogging, or in the greater creative world, or even in centre-left politics, to put that work in? I'm beginning to think so. We need a new ethic of creativity - or a return maybe to an ethic of transformative creative responsibility. And maybe that can start with the creative individualism of webloggia.</p>
<p>I'm going to end this rather epic post about trivial music, responsibility and the ethics of creativity by talking about another song - and pointing towards a kind of approach to our creative endeavours that has the capacity to break us out of our routine and our creative ruts - to help reinvigorate us all politically and productively. It's called "Emile" by Pressure of Speech. It's not a pop-song. It wasn't released as a single. Instead it's a bit of an odd little piece of music with some reading over the top of it by a man callled Emile de Antonio from a documentary about his life called <i>Mr Hoover & I</i>. It's got some stunning phrases in it about creativity and responsibility - insights that I think apply to all aspects of our lives, but are perhaps particularly potent when looking at weblogs:</p>
<blockquote><i>Perhaps the only thing that's worthwhile is to make something that isn't really for sale, except on your own terms - which is "I made it. It's true. If you don't like it, to hell with you. I want you to like it, or I'd be crazy, but I'd rather be crazy than have you like it because it was false - because it was what you wanted from me instead of what I wanted..."</i></blockquote>
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<p>Three comments about films...</p>
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<li>So I went to see <a href="http://www.harrypotter.com">Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets</a> with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> a couple of days ago. It's kind of a complicated story as to how that ended up happening. It certainly wasn't planned. It's far from an awful film, but it's far from brilliant either. The special effects are pretty stunning - considerably better than in the first film - but the pacing is leaden, the characterisation pretty slapdash and threadbare and, well, it's still a bit <i>long</i>... It's worth seeing, but don't get too excited...
<li> Harry Potter's length might have been a disappointment, but I went and bought the extended DVD of Lord of the Rings [<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000069F5H/noahwylemanorani">US</a> | <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000066DY0/invisithebomb">UK</a>] a few days ago, and that's substantially <i>better</i> than the film that was shown in the cinema. It's a full half an hour longer than the theatre version - mostly exposition and character-development - and it feels substantially richer and you feel more invested in it as a result. Most interestingly, I think, it exposes how odd the pacing was on the theatrical version, particularrly in the Cate Blanchett / Lothlorien episode...
<li> While we're talking filmic nonsense, I've put a very old review of <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003187.html">The Patriot</a> online - mainly because I was talking to <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a> about the film yesterday and because it's such a revisionist piece of crap that someone has to stand up and be counted and say so...
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<p>This might come as a bit of a shock to some of you, so sit yourselves down. From the book of Internet Revelations: "It is possible for a website to have a function to users above and beyond the making of interesting or pretty graphs out of its usage statistics".</p>
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"Don't Steal Music" says the sticker on the top of every new <a href="http://www.apple.com">iPod</a> - a 5-20Gb Firewire hard-disc with built in MP3 player. But is Steve Jobs' Apple being disingenuous? Because from the outside, their entire operation seems built around helping information to be free - every effort is being made to make software and music and imagery as easy as possible to create, copy or disseminate. And why? Because they're in the hardware business...
Let's go back to first principles here and quickly scout through some of Apple's offerings. First things first - computer hardware. Apple have done a huge amount to popularise and demystify the writable CD/DVD culture, with almost all of their computers coming with either a CDR or Superdrive as standard. The functionality for such devices fulfils a double function - as a storage media for backing-up or transporting large files or as a way of printing media hard-copies - CD duplicates, home-made DVDs.
Now the software that supports it - <A href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/">iTunes</a> is just an MP3 player with a few bits of fluff on it. But it is a good MP3 player, and more importantly it's a non-proprietary, non-copyright enforcing, song-organising MP3 player. While default players on PCs use technology like Windows Media, iTunes very specifically sticks with the most popular, least controllable and most readily available form of music format. iTunes makes the process of ripping CDs incredibly simple - and that doesn't only mean your own CDs, it means any CD you get close to. And in order to stop the use of these MP3s to be restricted to your computer (even if they might sound great with your high-quality Harman/Kardon speakers), you can also take them anywhere you want with your iPod.
iMovie and iPhoto meanwhile may not allow you to rip DVDs to your computer, but they operate on the principle that if you get digital footage onto your computer it should be as easy as possible to edit them and burn them on convenient media. Create, edit, burn, distribute.
Now to software distribution - OSX's disk-copying software (released as standard) makes it simple to take full images of any install media you have and keep them on your computer. Or burn them to CD and give to your friends. Or put them online. Or distribute them however the hell you like.
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But none of this is unique to the Mac platform or to Apple as a company. So what is it about the way that Steve Jobs operates that sets Cupertino apart?
In order to answer this you have to look at their own software offerings. From operating system through all its consumer applications, Apple actually doesn't seem to particularly care if you pay for them or not. The vast majority (iTunes, iSync, iDVD, iMovie, Mail, iChat etc) are completely free. The odd one - like Quicktime - consists of a free element with a small upgrade cost. Some, like the software upgrade to OSX.2, seems like quite an expensive pay-for software option (��90), but can easily be copied and distributed on CD-R without ever having to type in a software registration key.
It's only at the professional end of the software market where Apple asks for money, and even then that doesn't seem to be there only reason for selling the software. The fact that major music-software companies can be bought up by Apple - companies that then immediately stop selling the PC versions of their product - makes it clear that the financial aspect of the deal is almost secondary. They're simply (for the most part) not interested in selling software.
And this vision extends even further to the way they write their software now - OSX.2 is based on an essentially free form of Unix, iTunes stores all its information in XML, iCal uses a publically formed standard way of holding calendar data. In every area, Apple has pushed away from proprietary software technologies and restrictions and moved towards the creativity, interdependance and freedoms of open standards. Apple has tried - wherever possible - to live by the adage that information wants to be free. It's decided not to fight this aspect of information but instead encourage it, help it to be free. And in fact try to make it as free as possible...
The reasons for all this, of course, are that - for good or ill - at the moment copyrighted material and intellectual property are endangered and cornered beasts anyway. As yet no-one really knows the effects of this development, but I think it is clear to all concerned that (whether or not it is really happening at the moment) the gradual increase in technology, bandwidth and storage capacity provides an enormous potential for simply routing around traditional media-distribution outlets. Whether this will hurt the entertainment and software industries is as yet unclear - because as yet they mostly haven't even tried experimenting with different types of consumer-interaction - but whether it hurts them or not, it will certainly have an impact.
In my opinion Apple sees such battles as essentially over already, and has moved in a completely different direction. Why try to sell the intellectual property itself when you can simply sell the best platform for distributing it? Why worry about software sales at all - when you can work instead on making it so that people have to buy your hardware to use it? And why consider one off payments on products when you can move towards getting people to pay for <i>services</i> (like .mac - the value of which is directly related to the number of free applications that gain more value when you pay your yearly fee).
Apple is one hundred percent ahead of the game here - so far ahead, in fact - that it's completely unable to say it loud and clear. That's why they have to keep saying again and again, "Don't Steal Music", when everyone knows that they're only doing it to cover their own backs. The fact is that they know that however much money is being made through the selling of software, music and copyrighted material, <i>the future isn't in protecting the trade routes - it's in making everyone a pirate</i>...
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"Don't Steal Music" says the sticker on every new iPod. But is Apple being disingenuous? Because no other platform in recent history has done as much to help information (and entertainment media) to be easy to create, copy or disseminate...
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AUTHOR: Marcus Wetherell
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.154.81
URL: http://www.freontech.com
DATE: 11/19/2002 08:14:17 PM
Interesting article, the majority of which I agree with strongly, with a couple of minor caveats:
"The fact that major music-software companies can be bought up by Apple - companies that then immediately stop selling the PC versions of their product - makes it clear that the financial aspect of the deal is almost secondary."
A little disingenuous - surely the reason Apple cease PC support is a longer-term move to drive musicians to buy Apples and thus increase Apple's market share in that sector, which I would call a definite financial reason ;)
"In every area, Apple has pushed away from proprietary software technologies and restrictions and moved towards the creativity, interdependance and freedoms of open standards."
I agree with this statement for the most part, with the distinct exception of the Quicktime player, which while based on an industry standard, certainly doesn't count as an open standard. How come I still can't download a Quicktime codec to use in my choice of video playing software? Answer: because Apple aren't keen on the idea of a user being able to use a freeware player to do what it costs money to do in QuickTime - such as play a movie in full screen mode! This does seem to be at odds with the other recent trends in Apple's free software releases, so I'm hoping that will change...
I would say that Apple may be appearing - in the short term - to be playing a dangerous game by providing tools that could be used to facilitate copyright infringement. However, I also suspect they will be moving to cosy up with the music and film industries ala Microsoft and hitting Apple users with the same kind of Digital Rights Managements (DRM) "features" that Microsoft are busy fitting Windows Media Player up with. In fact, as I have to download most movie trailers in Quicktime format, I'm inclined to wonder why the movie industry would be making Apple its partner in such ventures unless they had some kind of "understanding". (Conspiracy theorist? Moi?).
I also wonder how long it is before we see Apple bringing out their own specification of Microsoft's Palladium technology.
Palladium - broadly speaking a technology to facilitate DRM at the hardware level - is going to be implemented on PCs within the next ten years. It would be nice to think that in the near future, Apple could potentially capitalise on this and emerge as a "free media rights" platform when such technology on the PC prevents PC users from saving anything onto their hard drive that Microsoft doesn't want there.
The question is, will Apple end up implementing their own version of Palladium?
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AUTHOR: Mike Gerhardt
EMAIL: blog@mikemedia.com
IP: 43.231.251.196
URL: http://www.mikegerhardt.com
DATE: 11/20/2002 01:28:07 AM
I'm pessimistic that Apple will continue to maintain such openness when it comes to digital media restrictions. Sooner or later, I fear, they will succumb to pressure from other, more powerful business interests.
That said, now is the time to buy Apple hardware and to take good care of it. As computer systems get more restrictive, "classic" hardware from a brief period of freedom could become a great thing to have. I'm betting that 2003 will be a banner year to invest in Apple hardware.
One thing I'm curious about is how Steve Jobs feels as a corporate leader straddling the two worlds of hardware and content (Apple and Pixar). He must have some heated discussions with Michael Eisner.
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AUTHOR: Andrew M.
EMAIL: apfmara@sandia.gov
IP: 134.253.26.12
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DATE: 11/20/2002 06:56:33 PM
This article is way off. Although Apple hasn't yet taken the draconian closed standards DRM measures that Microsoft has to monopolize the distribution of media content, casting Steve Jobs as pro media piracy seems absurd considering he is also CEO of Disney's most successful moviemaking wing Pixar. Seems to me that Apple is making ease of use paramount to their strategy, while Microsoft is content to continue to erode fair use rights in favor of monopolizing several industries through key buyouts and threats of burying opponents through leveraging existing monopolies, flooding the marked with temporarily cheap hardware, or litigation.
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AUTHOR: dorian
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 217.39.37.74
URL: http://www.isness.org/lofoto/
DATE: 11/20/2002 07:35:37 PM
I see your point, but I think it's more to do with petty piracy. I think that real pirates use better machines to copy things:
link |link
these are small examples.
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AUTHOR: Anthony Hunt
EMAIL: hunt_anthony@hotmail.com
IP: 217.155.102.66
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DATE: 11/20/2002 09:57:08 PM
Yeah interesting... but I think you got one thing wrong. Sure, the future isn't in protecting trade routes. But it's not in making everyone a pirate either. It's in making everyone a creator. In economic circles it's called democratising the media industry.
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AUTHOR: Ry Rivard
EMAIL: rivard@braxtonian.com
IP: 66.118.81.35
URL: http://www.braxtonian.com
DATE: 11/21/2002 04:53:29 AM
Apple isn't going to win over market share by controlling content and limiting access to its applications, like Microsoft is doing. Instead it can only attract new users and new developers by keeping things open. It doesn't have the advantage of the masses only the advantage of being open, free and right.
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AUTHOR: cappy o
EMAIL: captainobvious@example.com
IP: 144.136.231.38
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DATE: 11/21/2002 02:03:27 PM
Just a nitpick -- the i* apps aren't free, they are included in the cost of the operating system, or even the hardware in Apple's case.
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AUTHOR: Jerome
EMAIL: jchh@sfsu.edu
IP: 130.212.234.47
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DATE: 11/22/2002 05:43:13 PM
I'm a bit confused by your petty quip above simply because they sound as if they're coming from an extremely disgruntled, Microsoft-controlled British PC user.Yet I still feel compelled to address some points you've made simply because they seem untrue, misleading and "disingenuous" in their own right:
Here are my thoughts to your thoughts:
I'm sure you agree software based on open source having open standards is the way to go as your own site, "Powered by Moveable Type" is donationware, which is how many in the open source world acquire funds. Interestingly though, I don't see "Tom Coates" or "plasticbag.org" anywhere on the Moveable Type donor list (though you've probably contributed $ anonymously, I'm so sure). Why rip Apple for embracing this same concept with iTunes, or why rip iTunes for being flexible?
By your statement "iMovie and iPhoto meanwhile may not allow you to rip DVDs to your computer," you are agreeing that Apple has not made it as easy to burn and distribute DVDs. So are they making users into pirates?
Please be more realistic: Apple did not create Napster, Kazaa, Hotline or LimeWire; those who use those services - independent of OS or hardware - seem to be the ones with whom you really have contentions. So why is Apple solely to blame?
Lastly, the iPod as of yet is not able to download mp3s without a host (i.e. desktop computer). It's Sony who's making their mp3 players capable of connecting to and downloading straight from the internet! That and Sony's mp3 players so far are NOT Mac compatible. Who's making pirates now?
I don't mind critiques of Apple or of their practices because I like the open source movement and will support it. But to suggest Apple is the only one in the game trying to earn money while you neglect the fact Microsoft owns more than half of the desktops in the world seems to be extremely myopic journalism. I would like to see a re-write of this article taking into consideration more factors than just Apple which adversely affect copyright and intellectual property protection.
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AUTHOR: Dead_Ed
EMAIL: dead@no.no
IP: 24.219.16.118
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DATE: 11/22/2002 06:49:41 PM
Also, I would say that Sony itself is more "straddling the fence" when it comes to the DRM conundrum. Sony makes lots of computers and also (directly instead of indirectly like Pixar) makes lots of movies and other copyrighted media (Sony Music group etc.).
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AUTHOR: Nathan
EMAIL: nathanst@yahoo.com
IP: 67.118.188.50
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DATE: 11/22/2002 07:15:49 PM
By your argument, you make me into a pirate because I use a Mac. Just because I can break the law, doesn't mean I do. Do we blame car manufacturers for making cars that can go fast, when the speed limit is so much slower?
Ultimately, it comes down to the responsibility of the user. If they want to steal software/music, they are going to do it regardless of the platform they are on.
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: mark12b@yahoo.com
IP: 216.254.1.146
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DATE: 11/22/2002 08:35:56 PM
Apple makes music easy to rip and burn, which is *not* piracy. They make it easy for me to convert my CD collection to an iTunes jukebox (and maybe carry that collection around with me), and that's not piracy either.
In some circles, downloading music illegally must be so common that folks think "everybody does it." But I don't know anyone who does (seriously). It's pretty easy to avoid, *especially* if you only use Apple products.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.45.55.62
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 11/22/2002 09:15:25 PM
Some of the responses to my piece above are surprising to me - because I tried fairly hard throughout the piece to not actually express my opinions about whether or not this 'piracy' was a good thing or not. Or whether or not it's even relevant whether it's a good thing or not - because essentially I don't think that it is.
What we're calling piracy here is just one aspect of a larger movement - where information of every kind travels, spreads and is used, manipulated and transformed in the best and fastest way possible. I think Apple is helping this world come into being at the moment, while companies like Microsoft and Sony are trying to work against standards, towards proprietary models and to restrict that speed of movement. It's fairly obvious to me that Apple are going along with open standards for the same reasons that Linux have - because if you make things open you have nothing to lose, only market-share to gain. Which is why I don't necessarily believe that they'll be pushing this agenda forever - but even if they don't, there will always be a manufacturer, a software or operating system developer or an application developer who gets the same kind of satisfaction from helping information be free...
I don't think it matters whether we like it or not and I don't think it even matters if it's morally right or wrong either. In fact the only thing that matters is... is it the future? I tend to think that it is, and that one aspect of this is that copyright and intellectual property are going to experience some kind of change whether we like it or not...
A couple of replies to people: Yes people pay for the iApps when they buy the hardware (even if you download them separately) - but that was in fact part of my argument... They become an incentive to buy the hardware rather than a product to buy themselves. Which is what I said - Apple sells hardware!
No - I don't make you a pirate when you buy a Mac. Individuals choose to pirate software or music and I'm not recommending it or saying that it's something that I believe in. I do think it's a side-effect of the greater shift in play here though...
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AUTHOR: Steven James May
EMAIL: crt@hotmail.com
IP: 68.5.212.72
URL:
DATE: 11/22/2002 09:30:20 PM
There exists no entity on earth that possesses the power to "make anyone a pirate". That is a personal, ethical choice on the part each of us. It is not the job of Apple Computer or Microsoft to police our computers. It is their job to make great functional products. It is an absurd statement to suggest that any product manufacturer wants people to break the law. It is BEYOND ABSURD that Apple Computer feels the need to post 'DON'T STEAL MUSIC' on their iPod. Could you imagine buying an automobile that comes with a big red sticker that reads: 'DON'T RUN OVER PEOPLE'?
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AUTHOR: Baldur Bjarnason
EMAIL: kvasir@unishade.com
IP: 194.117.133.198
URL: http://www.unishade.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi
DATE: 11/23/2002 07:33:26 PM
Interesting.
I wrote up a short post on this earlier on my blog but I think I may have been a little bit too hasty in quickly judging this to be another one of those "copyright is doomed" pieces.
Well, it is, but it is also more.
The point about Apple's business strategy being different from most other corporate computer companies is a good one.
It is a strategy that democratizes content production and distribution. What I disagree with is the idea that copyright is in some way a "cornered beast" today.
If it is a cornered beast, then it has always been cornered. Ever since Dickens raged against the Americans for copying and distributing his books without paying him his due.
The movie industry is making more money than ever. We have more television channels than ever. And the music industry has only seen around a ten per cent drop is sales (caused mostly by mismanagement, a bona fide economic slowdown as well as the fact that most of its products are rubbish).
If we would have seen a forty per cent drop in music sales, as well as a corresponding drop in film industry profits, in a healthy economic climate, then, yes, copyright is an endangered beast.
But a year where the film industry sees record profits and the planet's most 'pirated' movie (Spider-Man) shows record profits, all in the middle of a budding depression?
Don't think so.
You are right about how the changing technology fundamentally alters the way we approach media and content. I just haven't seen any evidence, yet, that this is endangering the concepts of copyright and 'intellectual property'.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.132.186
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 11/23/2002 09:08:04 PM
Well that's the huge question isn't it - is this kind of technology hurting the entertainment industries or not. Personally, it seems to me that at the moment it probably isn't. Whether it will is another thing completely. As technology has escalated it has moved towards the most free and simple means of distribution. This brings up the most basic aspect of economics - if a product is not scarce, it can have no cost. If we are to accept that this kind of technology will become increasingly available, increasingly cheap and increasingly mobile, then don't we also have to accept that the capacity of companies to charge for it will decrease in proportion? That is - at least - if they continue to approach their business in the same way.
The traditional approach to dealing with a lack of scarcity is to provide a service around its delivery, a higher quality product or a means to do something new with it (like help make it portable). Open Source software companies make their money out of helping to support people using the software. People who sell bottled water are essentially providing portability and an 'enhanced' quality to something that all Western people can get their hands on pretty easily and unbelievably cheaply... God only knows what the model will be for music or video (movie theatres, in my opinion, will remain profitable for as long as they continue to offer the incredibly scale and quality of their productions), but it seems undeniable to me that they'll need a new model in due course...
Two more things: There's a nice piece at the BBC here: Efforts to stop music piracy 'pointless' which was found by Doc Searls
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AUTHOR: Anonymous
EMAIL: na@sorry.com
IP: 203.109.254.57
URL:
DATE: 11/25/2002 12:11:16 AM
This stems from the eventual idea that computers will end up the controlling applience for all the household appliences. with that in mind you can look at the computer from the following angle:
- Do you pay extra for the software in your Stereo with it's digital tuner, and programmable/random track selection for CD's
- Do you pay extra for the software in your DVD player with it's ability to play encoded movies onto your TV screen
Those are the 2 most obvious places software is used in appliences yet the cost of the software within them is never listed seperately
when you go to buy the applience. Apple are seeing computer's heading the same way (and have done for a very long time).
Another itme to think about, IBM once said something like, there is no money in the software. They said this about the time Microsoft was asking to write DOS for them, in the short term, IBM clearly wasn't right, but perhaps they were right in the long term?
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AUTHOR: Doug Stringham
EMAIL: dougstringham@mac.com
IP: 12.254.141.203
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DATE: 11/25/2002 12:52:32 AM
Software companies are NOT the judicial branch of the U.S. governement... nor any other government that I'm aware. So... instead of doing legal intervention with spyware, encrypting, etc. leave this to the proper authorities. Even the feds can't come into my home without a proper warrant that must be proved up in front of a judge. So why does Microsoft and other companies assume that they can? Not promoting piracy, but I'm certainly against the 'big brother' aspect of certain software and operating systems that are out and are currently being developed. Whatever happened to freedom?
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AUTHOR: bopuc
EMAIL: me@here.com
IP: 65.94.121.115
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DATE: 11/25/2002 03:45:31 AM
1- I have at this moment a 20Gig library of MP3s, 99% of which come from the 'net or friend's CDs. My computer is plugged directly into my stereo and I have an iPod for when I'm on the move (car stereo or headphones). A dream come true: all my music, anytime anywhere.
2- Everybody is always talking about music and movies when copyright is mentioned. Ironically many of the journalists and pundits are published authors... I want what I just described above about "my" music to also apply to TEXT media... I want every book I have ever read (and have yet to read) in digital format (preferably in some XML/PDF form) and fully searchable at all times. Writers think it's hard to make a buck now? Just you wait!
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AUTHOR: A Random Gent
EMAIL: as@as.as
IP: 216.209.132.96
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DATE: 11/25/2002 07:35:39 PM
I am the most angry person I know. The reason being that I have never pirated *any* software. I don't have *any* copied CDs or MP3s. I don't have *any* movies taped off HBO or whatever. I *DO*, however, tape my CDs to play in my car tape deck. I *DO* want the right to burn my own legally purchased CDs to my computer and play them on an MP3 player. I am absolutely infuriated because the RIAA's "anti-piracy" crap strikes at the heart of the legitimate user more than at the pirate. The pirate will hack their stupid protected CDs and will go about their business unfazed. I, the legitimate user, will find that my Shakira CD will crash my computer if I try to play it, and there is no way for me to keep my hands clean and still enjoy my purchase. I will be forced to use illegal patches, hacks and cracks to enjoy my legally-purchased music.
I am being FORCED to become a pirate in order to enjoy my fair-use rights. The very people who claim to be against piracy are forcing me into it. And I will go the RIAA one further: I will happily become a pirate as a protest if it goes any further. I have about 550 legally purchased CDs, lots of rare stuff and imports, and I guarantee that every single CD will find their way onto the net just to spite these people. I have never done ANYTHING wrong to these people, and yet they are coming down on me without reason. It's bad enough that they "obsoleted" my extensive record collection, and refuse to reissue the majority of my albums on CD. They are a bunch of greedy corrupt thieves. As you can tell, I have recently lost all respect for the recording industry. I'm going to buy USED CDs from now on, and CDs from independents where possible. They're forcing me to become anti-establishment. It's just not right what they're doing.
I don't have a Mac, but I am thinking of "switching". The more I hear about Apple's ideology, the more I like them. If they are the system of "pirates" and the free, then that's definitely where I am going. I've had it with Microsoft, the DMCA, and the RIAA, and they haven't even started to put the pressure on yet.
I'm not contributing to a fascist nightmare police state. No way. I watch as the government wipes our rights and freedoms away like they were a mistake and am eerily reminded of pre-WWII Germany. Bush is following in Hitler's footsteps far too closely for my taste. There's no balance in the world anymore, and this anti-piracy movement is actually a small sliver of the larger anti-freedom movement. Be afraid. The world is a' changin', and it's not for the better.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 216.40.48.20
URL: http://www.freontech.com/default.asp
DATE: 12/23/2002 01:39:10 PM
As it seems to tie in with at least some of what is being said here with regards to MP3s and piracy, I thought I'd mention a recent article in The Register which compellingly suggests that recent record sales have fallen, not due to piracy, but because of a reduction in the actual number of releases by the record companies.
Oh, and sorry for the boorish length of my initial post, if I could edit it I would, believe me...
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AUTHOR: PHREK
EMAIL: yeah@right.net
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DATE: 03/27/2003 05:22:36 PM
Seems to me, your RESEARCH is quite incomplete ...
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"Apple is one hundred percent ahead of the game here - so far ahead, in fact - that it's completely unable to say it loud and clear."
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Surely you jest !?
Seems that "Wintel Users" are the Veterans in this arena ...
Search google for "WAREZ" (Name given to things Pirated)
The RESULTS might just suprize you ... Hmmm
Seems that PC Users indeed CORNER the perverbial market ...
How could this be ?
Perhaps the Apple� Users are Using their Harware/Software and Rebelious ways
to FEED the booming Wintel� WAREZ MARKETPLACE !?
Get a grip ...
Sounds like a jealous rant to me ...
Invest in a new iMac G4 and quit-yer-bithcin'
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AUTHOR: Sam Walker
EMAIL: asan102@spymac.com
IP: 216.70.46.3
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DATE: 12/03/2003 01:21:48 AM
In response to the first comment...
QuickTime is very much an open codec. Absolutely any application in OS X can take advantage of Quicktime - it's built right into the Mac OS. And as far as I know, the same is true on the PC side.
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AUTHOR: Andreas
EMAIL: andikeller@gmx.net
IP: 217.2.53.20
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DATE: 01/26/2004 09:18:21 AM
Hello Tom,
your article is great in many ways it casts light on current trends and movements towards the end of copy.right. From the other comments I feel that most of your critics haven't got your point. But what is next? Lets look even a step further: With the fall of copyright patents will be next. Without patents, commercial research will cease while research at universities will become the single leader for innovation. Young people (20-30) will spend their most creative phase not in making money but in doing research which will become public domain immediately after (consider it as a way for a career jump-start for inventing cold fusion at age 25 and making it public domain). What will this mean? Research will explode, because with every knowledge freely available it will become terrifically easier to comine existing things into new things.
We are at the dawn of a great age: the information age. And as Tom pointed out, companies will not be able to stop this information from being free. So Apple is going the right way: It is relying on hardware sales, not software(=information)-sales and will thus ultimately succeed.
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<p>So I'm wandering through my referrers and I come across <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/plasticbagorg/">an exact replica of all the content of my site only on livejournal</a>. And I think to myself - why <i>that's</i> a little strange. And it has comments, which my site doesn't. So in many ways it's actually better. It's been pulled out of my RSS feed as far as I can tell. I wonder - is this automation happening with other people as well? And who is the sinister presence behind the scenes that pulls the strings? <b>Update:</b> What a funny old world - Culprit / Punter found and all is well with the world...</p>
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<p>I knew it had a name - and I've been trying to remember what that name was for years. I've asked friends, family, professionals, experts - but evidently my friends and family weren't studying rhetoric and the experts and professionals were experts and professionals in completely the wrong fields. But I now know the name for the rhetorical trope where you mention by omission ("I won't mention the prime minister's predeliction for brandy - or bring up (yet again) the chancellor's fetish for ladies underwear"), and that name is... <a href="http://humanities.byu.edu/rhetoric/Figures/P/paralipsis.htm">paralepsis</a>. [Find out more about <a href="http://humanities.byu.edu/rhetoric/">rhetoric</a>]</p>
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<p>Never let it be said that Bill Gates has lost his touch. I mean certainly the man responsible for Windows and Office can't <i>really</i> be blamed for the fact that everyone hates his company. Nor is he <i>directly</i> responsible for the X-box not selling at all. Nor indeed can he be held to account for completely not noticing the potential of the internet. No, I think it's clear that Gates is a man with a mission - a true visionary genius. Which is why I'm prepared to forgive his obsession with the tablet PC and celebrate instead the concept that will take the Western World firmly into the 21st - maybe even the 22nd - century: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2487787.stm">Smart Fridge-Magnets</a>!</p>
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<p>I've read two articles today about the ways in which the entertainment industry is interacting with computing and the internet - and unsurprisingly both touch on issues of piracy. The first article (<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,56435,00.html">Fox Exec wants help ending piracy</a>) is about Peter Chernin's upcoming speech at Comdex. He's expected to argue that restricting the reproduction of copyrighted materials to end piracy would also reinvigorate the tech economy. The other article (<a href="http://news.com.com/2100-1023-966115.html">Online casting calls snub Apple</a>) is from c|net and is about the way in which media and entertainment companies are passing the Mac platform by in favour of the wider distribution of Windows-based technology. And here's a quote from Apple themselves:</p>
<blockquote><i>Apple's Schiller said the company is not concerned about losing out on the next generation of digital media services, noting that current industry-approved offerings are barely out of the gate while others are on thin ice legally. "We don't want to evangelize products that encourage illegal behavior," he said.</i></blockquote>
<p>If you don't mind me saying so (and I hope you'll forgive me for being so harsh) both of these people - Schiller and Chernin alike - are talking absolute and total bollocks. In fact it's never been clearer that in terms of conventional models, the entertainment industry and the computing industry are working directly at loggerheads here. Piracy in its current form is both the result of, and increases to be promoted by, rapid technological take-up and change. The desire to download a movie or a selection of MP3s is one of the things that lies directly behind the popularisation and take-up of broadband technologies, and everyone knows it. Similarly burning music, storing music, playing good quality entertainment products - all require decent hardware, and moreover encourage the purchasing of more or higher quality hardware by bringing the computer in to an ever more central entertainment role in the home. Who do they think they're kidding?</p>
<p>Meanwhile Apple claim to be avoiding encouraging illegal behaviour? Then why have they made an entire operating system and way of interacting with media products that has made illegal behaviour - or to put it another way, behaviour that is not copyright-centred - easier than ever before? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...</p>
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<p>Further to my post earlier today, I've decided to release an only mostly-finished article I've been writing about the ways in which Apple computers seem to me to be almost <i>facilitating</i> piracy - and in my opinion rightly so... Please forgive me if it seems slightly hackneyed and if you find any blatant inaccurracies or spelling mistakes <a href="mailto:tom[AT]plasticbag.org">mail me</a> and I'll correct them immediately...</p>
<blockquote><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003188.shtml">Apple and the Pirate Everyman</a><br />"Don't Steal Music" says the sticker on every new iPod. But is Apple being disingenuous? Because no other platform in recent history has done as much to help information (and entertainment media) to be easy to create, copy or disseminate...</blockquote>
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<p><b>3.30am</b> Finally go to bed. Have been working for fourteen hours with only an hour break for Celebrity Big Brother. Autopsies have gone on in the background. <b>6.45am</b> Alarm goes off. Get up, shower, shove loads of files online, check e-mail. <b>7.30am</b> Leave flat. <b>8.10am</b> Fight through rain and buses - arrive at work, print out loads of things. Twitch. <b>8.50am</b> Leave for Holborn tube, run to get onto train. Fall over, <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/my_damn_leg.jpg">hurt leg</a>. <b>9.00am</b> Bakerloo line not working. Get out and catch bus. <b>9.30am</b> Arrive at Paddington for ten o'clock train. <b>10.10am</b> Train still not boarding... <b>12.00pm</b> Train supposed to arrive in Cardiff. <b>12.45pm</b> Train arrives in Cardiff. <b>1.10pm</b> Arrive at BBC Cardiff. <b>2.00pm</b> Start presentation. <b>3.30pm</b> Finish presentation. <b>4.00pm</b> Leave BBC Cardiff. <b>4.50pm</b> Train leaves for Paddington. <b>7.00pm</b> Train arrives at Paddington. <b>7.30pm</b> Arrive home. Sit in dumb, slack-jawed silence watching Home Front in the Garden in my overcoat. <b>9.00pm</b> Write blog-entry.</p>
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<p>If I thought for one minute that I would be able to get any credit from anyone (knowing as I do how <i>inexplicably</i> dodgy my credit rating appears to be, I would <a href="http://www.apple.com/uk/promo/winter_promo/">sign up for this in a moment</a>. Particularly as I could get my darling little <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a> (hear how it calls my name) for just �183.17 a month... Drool...</p>
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<p><b>Today on <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a></b>: <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/articles/00000061.shtml">The Autopsy: Spectacle or Science?</a>:</p>
<blockquote> The first public autopsy in Britain for 170 years was greeted with reactions almost as predictable as the process of the postmortem itself. But why have the medical establishment and the media been so squeamish? <b>Brooke Magnanti</b> investigates.</blockquote>
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<p>So three times in recent memory, <b>plasticbag.org</b> has experienced fairly substantial increases in traffic. The first time was when a conflagration of warbloggers decided to take me to task about something I'd written about the power of the inbound link. This post was widely misinterpreted - even to the extent of being mentioned at the <a href="http://research.yale.edu/lawmeme/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=568">Revenge of the Blog Panel</a> in the States by Glenn Reynolds as an example of "people not clear on the concept" (although the context of the transcript is a little unclear as to what concept in particular he's referring to). But even though it was misinterpreted, it still sent a good few people to my virtual door - even if they were mostly brandishing fiery torches and threatening to burn down my castle.</p>
<p>Shortly after this came the incident at <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> when (thanks to <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil</a> (and indirectly to the current Pyra crew) I found myself in the unenviable position of being able to alarm and terrify two-thirds of blogdom with my scare stories about random hax0rs with world-destroying uber-weapons.</p>
<p>And in the last couple of days, my piece on <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003188.shtml">Apple and the Pirate Everyman</a> (which was widely given rousing <b>yeah and so what</b>s by friends of mine before I put it online) has been picked up by <a href="http://macintouch.com/">Macintouch.com</a>, <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/">Doc Searls</a> and <a href="http://www.ibiblio.org/javafaq/shortindex.shtml">Caf� au Lait</a> (among others). And again, as a result - a short-term surge in traffic.</p>
<p>It's always nice to get more traffic to your site - it's nice to be read. Makes you feel like you're not completely talking into the ether. But at the same time it's also weirdly paralysing. When something on my site gets picked up by a large new audience that haven't had any experience of me before, I tend to feel a bit overwhelmed and confused by it all. I can't think of anything to say when there are (new) people watching. I get stage-fright - glued to the spot by expectant eyes. Or maybe it's more complex than that. Maybe I feel embarrassed when the politically active come to read a political post and find instead a poem about <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBooks</a>. Maybe I feel still more embarrassed when the Mac Gods and Open Source Pioneers end up wandering through my site on the days when I want to write about the huge amount of crisps I have in my kitchen cupboards.</p>
<p>Sometimes I think it would be much easier to write a site - you know - <i>about</i> something...</p>
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<p>Are there less left-wing or centrist political weblogs than right-wing weblogs? And if so... Why? It's a sentiment I've heard a lot in recent months, particularly in relation to the warblogging phenomenon. If it is true, I have some theories as to why it might be the case - but I have little or no evidence to back them up with. And without evidence I have to accept the possibility that a substantial block of personal presumption and prejudice may be behind them too.</p>
<p>One of my theories would be to do with the inherent lack of absolutism and black-and-white ideology in liberal (in the British sense), centrist and left-wing thinking - particularly after most hard-line socialist and communist projects have tended towards failure. I would suggest that a suspicion of one-on-one narratives of cause and effect and a general belief in some kind of cultural relativism makes it very difficult to produce rhetoric of a kind that is most suited to weblog writing (or for that matter political-rally-style speeches). I'd say also that many right-wing weblogs are more than comfortable with the so-called <i>realpolitik</i> approach to politics and the world which looks towards (above everything else) the preservation of friends and family and a certain way of life. <i>Real-politikal</i> approaches never pretend to be considering <i>all</i> the possibilities or possible ramifications of their approaches, generally because (the argument goes, and it's relatively convincing) the more nuanced and sensitive a policy is, the more it is crippled from accomplishing its stated aim. The Christian right could be seen as an extreme example of this kind of move towards simplicity (rather than pragmatism). For some hardline individuals on a great number of issues there simply is no room for debate or a multiplicity of opinion at all. Could this be one reason why weblogs - with their short, punchy and easily-digestable blocks of rhetoric have been ideally suited to right-wing arguments?</p>
<p>Another argument is purely historical. After the attacks on the World Trade Center, I think it's fair to say that fear and aggression towards foreigners and some ethnic minorities probably increased in America. I say this only because of the reactions of some of the people who were there at the time and some of the subsequent reports - the Canadian whos parents were Iraqi who was deported from the States <i>to Iraq</i>, the Indian friend of mine who experienced harrassment, the <a href="http://www.jish.nu/2001_09_01_archive.php#5645477">weblogger whose ethnicity was continually in question</a>. If (understandably) the disaster moved popular sentiment to the right (which it seemed to) and if at the same time the disaster was one of the things that pulled people towards weblogging, then it's hardly surprising that weblog-space suddenly lurched heavily towards the right.</p>
<p>Why this hasn't self-corrected over time is a more complicated matter, but I can say from personal experience that the sheer number and moral certainty of current right-wing webloggers is intimidating (occasionally terrifying). This in itself would not be a reason to avoid debate, except that (as is often the case with most organisations and affiliations of people) some of its more extreme members are not only vocal (as they should be), but are aggressive and quite prepared to demonise those that don't disagree with them. I know several people who talked about politics only to find themselves targetted by these people and who now avoid the whole debate. </p>
<p>So is the reason for the lack of left-wing weblogs due to intimidation by the right, is it just a function of recent history or is it simply because those on the left find the medium too narrow for the politics they'd wish to discuss? Or are there other reasons? I'm interested in anyone's opinions of this matter, so if you post something about it please don't forget to <a href="mailto:tom%40plasticbag.org">let me know</a> about it.</p>
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<p>Manifestos, Disclaimers, Bills of Rights, Constitutions, Codes of Practice (voluntary or otherwise). A lot of these things are filtering through my mind at the moment. Here are some examples:</p>
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<li> <A href="http://www.namaii.com/readme/">A Blogger's Disclaimer</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.internetmanifesto.org/internetmanifesto/manifesto.txt">The Internet Manifesto</a>
<li> <a href="http://manifestopost.com/famous/mentor.html">The Hackers' Manifesto</a>
<li> <a href="http://hippy.com/manifesto.htm">An Internet Manifesto</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.microcontentnews.com/resources/bloggingcodeofethics.htm">A Blogging Code of Ethics</a>
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<p>Ok, I don't want to be scathing. I really don't. But on the site for <A href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother">Celebrity Big Brother</a> you can find out the favourite films of the various contestants. Some of them aren't particularly surprising - <a href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=167">Anne Diamond</a> likes <b>Some Like It Hot</b> and <a href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=180">Les Dennis</a> is a bit of a fan of <b>It's a Wonderful Life</b>. They make a certain amount of sense. And it also makes a certain amount of sense that <a href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=186">Sue Perkins</a> (who unrelatedly and incidentally comes from Planet Lesbolia) might be a fan of <b>All About My Mother</b>.</p>
<p>On the other hand do we really believe that boy-band wash-out <a href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=182">Mark Owen</a> is really obsessed with <b>Life is Beautiful</b>? Or that the all-over cosmetically enhanced <A href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=184">Melinda Messenger</a> finds <b>The Royal Tenenbaums</b> more thrilling than boob jobs? And even if we're being generous enough to buy them, do we for a minute think that hard-man gold-toothed Drum'N'Bass star <a href="http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_profile.jsp?id=176">Goldie</a> - the man who has spent four days in comedy wigs and goggle-eyed specs - is really obsessed with watching <b>Magnolia</b> over and over again?</p>
<p>I'm being a snob. I'm going to hell. A few more <b>celebrity factoids</b>: Mark Owen it seems is an obsessive fan of renowned homosexualist Rufus Wainwright and Anne Diamond loves Star Trek and looks terrifyingly like my old academic supervisor. How exciting is that.</p>
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<p>A trip from London to Cardiff and back - and just think of all the things that I could have experienced! And what did I experience? Almost bloody nothing. Train to Cardiff. Cab to BBC Cardiff. Talk for a couple of hours. Can to train station. Train to London. Tube back home. So what did I take pictures of? Bits of bloody train stations...</p>
<p>Firstly - a few bits of Paddington's roof - the newer parts that is - the curves, the lights. It's elegant and wonderful.</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/train/paddington_light.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>Other bits of the roof have this tremendously arcane quality - god knows when this part of the roof was assembled, but look at it - it's like the membranes of a insect's wing! A huge, crumbling, monstrous wing!</p>
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<p>Those struts and panes - structural and elegant - lines slim and piled upon one another - half scaffolding and half greenhouse. This station - halfway towards Cardiff - really appealled to me...</p>
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<p>The light in Cardiff in the early evening was honey-coloured and smooth. It's all tiles and smooth banisters - architecture that was designed to weather well and last. You can tell that it's struggled with the pressures put upon it - but it feels lived-in, homely - and weirdly British... </p>
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<p>A pure and elegant vanishing-point - lines disappearing into the distance, segmented into blues, blacks, reds and yellows. A stunningly beautiful image from Cardiff station...</p>
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<p>Back in London - and like an image directly out of the Industrial Revolution the monstrous carcass of Paddington stretches before you. You can almost smell my exhaustion. To home. And to bed!</p>
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<p>According to <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/programmes/greatbritons/">slightly dumb BBC TV programme</A> and the voting whims of a country of BBC TV watchers, <b>Winston Churchill</b> is the Greatest Briton ever. The case for his superiority was put by the ever charming and smart Mo Mowlam. But watching the programme, one has to wonder... Did she have a special relationship with the cigar-chewing curmudgeon? Could they be related? There is a startly resemblance...</p>
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<p>Righto. This isn't going to do my campaign for <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> to give me an iBook <i>gratis</i> any good at all. Still - never mind. It has to be done. So I'm wandering cheerfully through my referrer logs and I find a weird referral from a site with Apple in the URL. I follow the link to find a little article posted about my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003188.shtml">recent Apple rant</a>. Then I realise that not only am on an Apple site, I'm actually <i>already logged in</i> as a young gentleman called Jared Foster who is taking part in the Campus Rep Program at Florida University.</p>
<p>But how can this be? Surely Apple wouldn't be storing crucial login information and passwords in the URL? Except they have. And it's not like it's a little site containing no important information. In fact by the time I realised what was going on, I'd already seen a lot of information that should be very carefully protected. Now - if I wanted to - I could have access to all of Jared's personal information, his timecards, the contact details of loads of people at Apple and - moreover - trade secrets on the Campus Rep Program and also the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/confidentiality.gif">confidentiality agreement</a> that everyone who participates in the program has to sign.</p>
<p>Now I'm a tremendous fan of Apple's computers and software and wish nothing but success to them. I've been promoting Apple's stuff here on this site for years simply because I love it. But this is a fairly horrifically substantial security breach for a company like Apple to countenance. And I think that it should be brought to the attention of the public.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/personal_info_one.gif">Some personal information</a> (small selection from much available)
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/timecards.gif">Timecards information</a> (it's possible to click through further, but I thought that would be invasive)
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/isnt_it_ironic.gif">Ironic confidentiality notice at the bottom of each page</a>
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<p><b>Follow-up</b>: I've been talking to some people with greater knowledge of security than me, and potentially this is a problem that has been caused by a security flaw in the browser that the person used who was followed the referral link to my site rather than an Apple security issue. Clearly this would leave Apple relatively free from blame in this matter. I personally would also be relieved. More information as I have it - certainly I have no interest in lambasting Apple for a problem if it is not their responsibility...</p>
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<p>Here's something I've been thinking about that that ties into <a href="http://www.joelonsoftware.com/news/20021114.html">Joel's idea</a> that an e-mail service that charged one cent per e-mail would help counteract spammers. I've been thinking about the scalability of <i>user-functionality</i> online. From the position of a user the process of sending e-mail scales reasonably well - or at least it basically scales linearly - the incremental cost in effort for each e-mail being dependent only on the elegance of the software you have to automate your e-mail sending process. Adding a financial aspect to sending e-mail doesn't change the nature of the curve, but it does raise the incremental cost (albeit only financially).</p>
<p>Now there are a variety of reasons why (for example) you'd want to send lots (thousands or tens of thousands) of e-mails, but the main reason will probably be advertising or spam - kinds of e-mail which are generally perceived as an abuse. In fact I would hazard a guess that it becomes increasingly likely that someone is abusing the system the more e-mails they send. (Incidentally - what shape do we think the curve of numbers of e-mails sent vs. numbers of people sending them would be?) So we're in fact not interested in stopping people sending spam, we're interested in discouraging people from sending large blocks of e-mail generally... </p>
<p>Essentially what many systems online need - the systems that are prone to abuse that is - are graphs of 'difficulty of use' that are exponential - start almost flat and then escalate heavily afterwards. I think this could be true for e-mail (although I suspect it would be impossible to implement outside of a closed system) but also for related processes like posting to message boards or creating online identities... Wouldn't it be ideal if it was tremendously simple to send up to a hundred e-mails a day, slightly harder to send the next hundred and almost impossible to send ten thousand? We're not used to thinking in this way, because the dot-com explosion was all about scale and size and making everything work at large-volume and making everything easy for users. But there's a difference between <i>clarity of function and purpose</i> and <i>ease of use</i>. Maybe there are processes that <i>should</i> be harder generally - and more specifically maybe there are processes that should become harder the more they are used...</p><!-- <p>Here's a quick <i>near</i>-example that doesn't quite work which you could approach as an add-on to Joel's concept. Rather than just being about charging one cent for each e-mail sent, perhaps the person sending the e-mail should give that cent to the person who receives it. That way for those people conversing with friends and family on an almost equal relationship there would be little or no overall cost - but the more you posted without receiving a reply, the more money your e-mail consumption would cost...</p> -->
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<p>I don't have comments on my site - or at least I do have comments on my site but not on my daily ramblings because I don't want the responsibility of maintaining them. I'm not always going to have the time to read them. I'm not always going to have the time to make sure they're working properly... Cory Doctorow wanted to reply to my post from Monday but couldn't find a place to do it effectively. As a result he posted his response to <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000432.html">Matt Jones' site</a>. I hope he doesn't mind, but I'm going to replicate it here so that I can respond to it properly...</p>
<blockquote><i>"Now there are a variety of reasons why (for example) you'd want to send lots (thousands or tens of thousands) of e-mails, but the main reason will probably be advertising or spam - kinds of e-mail which are generally perceived as an abuse. In fact I would hazard a guess that it becomes increasingly likely that someone is abusing the system the more e-mails they send."</i><br /><br />
This is why every one of these proposals that I've seen so far net out with a system where the very wealthy and powerful can afford mass communication, and the poor cannot. The ability to send alerts out to very large groups of people is the ability to have a functional democracy. EFF, Greenpeace, ACLU, CDR, NTK... There are thousands of good and worthy advocacy and information resources that send out tens of thousands of messages at a go, using the same tools spammers use. Popular speech never needs defending. When mass communication is given back to solely the rich and powerful, the Internet's promise of samizdata, of Journalism 3.0, of real liberation, is eroded.</blockquote>
<p>Joel's idea was that if you spent one cent per e-mail then spamming would become uncommercial. Cory in turn suggests that this would mean that only the rich could send mass e-mail and that this would effect grass-roots democractic practice online. Straightaway one has to question whether or not <i>anyone</i> should be able to send mass e-mail the way that spammers do - whether it be for a noble cause or not. We already have a low-budget tool that is designed for mass publishing, and that tool is <b>the web</b> - ultimately democratic in that people can publish on it whenever they want and given the extra advantage of being immediately an opt-in way of viewing content...</p>
<p>But ideal usage and practical implications are different things - clearly it is wrong that those with money should have much more power to abuse the processes of e-mail than the poor (and I think that you could make a fairly easy argument for abuse here in that there seem to be few legitimate applications for mass e-mail that couldn't be undertaken elsewhere). But even here we have a problem, because such an issue would only be a problem with a linear curve, while I was talking about the advantages of providing systems that scale <i>badly</i> - and <i>exponential</i> curves. With these the incremental cost would be disproportionately high at higher volumes - someone with twice as much money to spend would very definitely <i>not</i> have twice the power...</p>
<p>Moreover, and I think most importantly, I was using Joel's proposal as a jumping off point for the concept of exponential graphs of 'difficulty of use' - not money. Rather than thinking of incremental cost, I was thinking of incremental <i>effort</i>. Think of it like juggling - two balls are relatively easy, three or four within most people's grasp, five or six is the work of masters, while twenty would be practically impossible. In terms of web usability, think about the effort involved in maintaining multiple identities on a discussion forum... Essentially there is none. You might have to post every six months in order to stop your account being deleted, but that's about it. As a result there are lots of empty accounts used by abusive people to post anonymously or harass people, evading all attempts to ban them. If you could strengthen the link between user and user-name (without having to make it a one-on-one solid link) then you'd be a long way towards being able to have some impact on these problems. One of the ways you could do it is to find a way to make maintaining one user-name relatively easy, two slightly harder, three much harder and four or five an unmanageable feat of inhuman endurance... In effect, the <i>effort</i> involved in user-name maintenance would scale exponentially...</p>
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<p>If you enjoyed (or hated) my piece on Apple and the Pirate Everyman, then you might find <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/archived.blah/11/01/2002#1057">Matt Haughey's piece on Digital <strike>Rights</strike> Restrictions Management</a> interesting:</p>
<blockquote><i>Whatever replaces Windows XP will be forever married to this type of technology. Sure, open file formats like ogg vorbis or mp3 will stick around, but Microsoft, movie studios, and the record industry will push Windows Media Player and Liquid Media formats as hard as they can, releasing their works only in formats with DRM baked in.</i></blockquote>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> And there's another article over at Mac Musings called: <a href="http://www.lowendmac.com/musings/02/1127.html">Copyright, Common Sense and Fair Use</a> which is not entirely disconnected from my thoughts on Apple's lack (so far) of DRM...</p>
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<p>Ok. I've had a response from Cory Doctorow about what I wrote earlier today and in the spirit of adequate redress (so it doesn't look like I'm controlling the media where we're debating), I'm just going to post it in its entirety so that people can read it and then <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000432.html">direct everyone over to Matt's site</a> where you can see my reply (and any subsequent comments that Cory's interested in making) in context and on a level playing-field... </p>
<blockquote>Unfortunately, I can't reply to you on your blog, Tom, so here's my response: Whether we're talking about money or effort or difficulty is irrelevant. A computational tax (hash-cache) or an effort tax both translate into an advantage for those who can lay hands on additional resources (i.e., the rich) at the expense of those who can't. There is no scarcity here. This is an amazing and unprecedented occassion in human history: plenty. A commons that is nonzerosum. We need new tools for managing such a commons, but tariffs that create scarcity where none exists are like "fixing" the problem of high-speed travel by putting horseshoes on railroad engines.</blockquote>
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<p>I don't really approve of sites that use Flash for primary navigation, but if you're going to do it then make it <a href="http://www.thefeature.com/index.jsp?url=article.jsp?pageid=24815">as classy as this</a>. And while you're there you can read the article on Mobile Weblogging which isn't total bunk.</p>
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<p>I'm partly linking to Mark's article about <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2002/11/26.html#syndication_is_not_publication">the differences between syndication and publishing</a> on my site so that I don't forget to read it tomorrow when I'm more conscious.</p>
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<p>Right-ho. I'm off to bed in a minute, but before I go I thought a couple of nice Lord of the Rings links might compensate for all the obsessively technical stuff I've been forcing down your throats recently. So let's start with a fascinating article about <a href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,12543,390918-1,00.html">the CGI involved in producing a cinematic version of the Battle of Helm's Deep</a> and end with the <a href="http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/hotdog/imagepages/image4.shtml">first review I've seen of the Two Towers</a> - and it's a five-star one at that...</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> has been away on holiday for almost a week. But you couldn't tell, could you? His alien tentacles have created tiny robot typing minions to write content for him while he's away. He's also assembled this <i>other</i> device that means that you can create new content out of old ropey bits of crap that you have lying around. Not that he's using that at the moment... Not that you'd know though. It has occurred to me that I could just start running all my content again from just over three years ago until now and that the only thing that would give it away would be that some of the links wouldn't work. Not that my life's really repetitive or anything, or that nothing's really changed in three years or that I need a boyfriend or anything. I don't know why you'd think that. Furthest thing from my mind. Sigh. Actually, I'll tell you one thing for nothing while you're reeling from the lack of web-related content... One thing has changed over the last three years. Now everyone I lust after has a long term partner. Age is a terrible thing. Never get old, my children... <!--
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<p>I work with this guy. He's wearing a jelly ring on his nose. It's got "Lord of the Rings" branding on it. Earlier today I tried to draw a little red patch on his hair with a white-board marker when he wasn't looking.</p>
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<p>I met someone for lunch today. And he said I wasn't like he was expecting at all. He said I seemed more naive than he'd thought I'd be... Which I think was a compliment, but I'm not quite sure... He said I was taller than the person he'd mistaken for me in the pub with the barbie-dolls on the walls, which I think was a compliment but I'm not quite sure... He wasn't quite like I thought he'd be either. But he <b>was</b> charming, intelligent and very good company.</p>
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<p>The first in a series of found images - stumbled upon without significant context... This one being for the geeks in the audience...</p>
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<p>For anyone who uses <a href="">NetNewsWire</a> or a similar rss/rdf reader or is interested in the sites that I read on a daily basis - here's a complete list of the feeds that I check each day: <A href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu/xml/index.asp">( blogdex: recent )</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/syndication/feeds/news/ukfs_news/technology/rss091.xml">BBC Technology</a>, <A href="http://www.benhammersley.com/syndicated.xml">Ben Hammersley</a>, <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/xml_index.xml">BlackBeltJones Work</a>, <a href="http://boingboing.net/rss.xml">BoingBoing.net</a>, <a href="http://www.cityofsound.com/blog/index.xml">CityofSound</a>, <a href="http://diveintomark.org/xml/rss.php">diveintomark.org</a>, <A href="http://danhon.com/ec/index.xml">ext | circ</a>, <A href="http://google.blogspace.com/index.xml">Google Weblog</a>, <a href="http://www.voidstar.com/gnews2rss.php?q=gay&num=15">Google News Search: Gay</a>, <A href="http://www.benhammersley.com/hypermedia/index.rdf">Hypermedia and Virtual Communities</a>, <A href="http://www.iamcal.com/syndicate/rss_1.0.php?forums=0,7&replies=0">iamcal.com</a>, <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/rss/latest.xml">Interconnected.org</a>, <a href="http://www.kottke.org/index.xml">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/lmg.xml">LinkMachineGo</a>, <a href="http://www.isness.org/lofoto/rss/rss.php">LoFoTo</a>, <A href="http://maccentral.macworld.com/mnn.cgi">maccentral</a>, <a href="http://www.megnut.com/index.xml">megnut</a>, <a href="http://xml.metafilter.com/rss.xml">metafilter</a>, <a href="http://www.minor9th.com/index.xml">minor 9th</a>, <A href="http://momorgan.com/feed/?type=rdf">Mo Morgan</a>, <a href="http://radiofreeblogistan.com/rss.xml">Radio Free Blogistan</a>, <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com/rssfeed.xml">Rushkoff.blog</a>, <a href="http://www.scripting.com/rss.xml">Scripting.com</a>, <A href="http://static.userland.com/tomalak/links2.xml">tomalak.org</a>, <a href="http://www.wired.com/news_drop/netcenter/netcenter.rdf">Wired</a>, <A href="http://writetheweb.com/rss.php">Write The Web</a>. Or you can <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/MySubscriptions.opml">download the whole list</a>.</p>
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<p>My friend Fenner is getting married, and he's having a stag weekend abroad that I can't go to. So he and I met up with mutual friend Nick yesterday to kind of see him off. We went to Nick's club, which was closed. And then to a restaurant that Nick chose, but then rejected because there were no hamburgers. Eventually we found a Mexican place with cocktails. So I drank quite a few, and we talked of lasers in the Antarctic, mermaids with irritated nipples and the benefits of the "Breakfast Margarita", a glorious concept that puts pink grapefruit juice into the standard recipe making it eminently suitable for calming the nerves before that early-morning meeting. Not that I'd ever do that, obviously.</p>
<p>When we finally parted company four hours later, I was a little drunk and excitable. I met another Nick in Soho and we wandered up to the Yard, where this photo was taken. Then it was off to the cinema to see <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0242587" title="Dodgy film about paederasty.. Last time I trust Nick!">L.I.E.</a> where I managed to embarrass Nick by pointing at people (before the film) and saying in a stage whisper, "Do you think <i>he's</i> a paederast? No? How about <i>him</i>? He <i>looks</i> like a paederast..." Some people have no sense of humour... Oh and I saw a guy in a bar who made me double-take. So if you were out in Rupert Street yesterday evening and you were wearing a grey t-shirt with a kind of laced-up front and you have a little beard tuft in the middle of your chin, then <i>Hello, my name is Tom - can I buy you a drink?</i> is what I meant to say...</p>
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<p>Presenting for your delectation the laughably awful lyrics of an atrocious auditoriy nightmare by Manhattan Transfer that is so sublimely awful that I might even decide to have it played at my funeral. That would be a sight. My parents sitting there with their eyes all open, trying not to snigger. My grandmother looking horrified at the indignity of it all. Chrissy in the back row giggling like a madman... So with no further ado.. <b>Chanson D'Amour</b>...</p>
<blockquote>Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, play encore.<br />
Here in my heart, ra da da da da, more and more.<br />
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore.<br />
Each time I hear, ra da da da da, <br />
Chanson, chanson, d'amour.<br /><br />
(Sax solo)<br />
Ra da da da da<br />
(Sax solo)<br />
Ra da da da da<br /><br />
Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore.<br />
Each time I hear, ra da da da da,<br />
Chanson, chanson, d'amour.<br />
Every time I hear<br />
Chanson, chanson, d'amour</blockquote>
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<p>Here's a really useful piece of writing by Robert Putnam, author of the astounding <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743203046/invisithebomb">Bowling Alone</a> about the decline in social capital in America:</p>
<blockquote><i>Anonymity and the absence of social cues inhibit social control - that is, after all, why we have the secret ballot - and thus cyberspace seems in some respects more democratic ... Research has shown that on-line discussions tend to be more frank and egalitarian than face-to-face meetings ... Some of the allegedly greater democracy in cyberspace is based more on hope and hype than in careful research. The political culture of the Internet, at least in its early stages, is astringently libertarian, and in some respects cyberspace represents a Hobbesian state of nature, not a Lockean one. As Peter Kollock and Marc Smith, two of the more thoughtful observers of community on the internet, observe, "It is widely believed and hoped that the ease of communicating and interacting online will lead to a flourishing of democratic institutions, heralding a new and vital arena of public discourse. But to date, most online groups have the structure of either an anarchy [if unmoderated] or a dictatorship [if moderated]"</i></blockquote>
<p>This is particularly relevant to the <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000432.html#comments">ongoing debate I'm still having with Cory Doctorow</a> and to my thinking about the inherent politics of message-boards and online communities.</p>
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<p>Here's a not-particularly-good example of how diseconomies of scale can interfere with the practices of those who would abuse the network and transform it into something it was never supposed to be - a broadcast medium... The BBC News article <A href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2511961.stm">Computer viruses face slow down</a> (a couple of days old now) talks about how creating bottle-necks in the network can interfere with the spread of computer viruses. A virus is - I suppose I could argue - a weird entity that changes bits of the network into broadcast nodes, eventually bringing it all down as a direct consequence...</p>
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<p>Why would someone <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/happywaffle/enterprise.html">built a model of the Enterprise out of Lego</a>? Or perhaps I should ask (because I spent most of my early teenage years building Lego models of TV and movie space-crafts and vehicles) why would anyone decide to make a <i>scale model</i> of the Enterprise, investing considerable money and effort in the process and putting detailed pictures of the whole process online? I think the answer would be something like <i>micro-fame</i>.</p>
<p>Before this weird online culture fusion called the internet happened, individuals were forced to seek the approval of their peers by conforming or by accomplishing things that their real-life friends and family thought were valuable. This low-level success was based on a narrowly focused set of criteria set by your upbringing, your neighbourhood, your school or job... And if you wanted to take it further then you were forced to somehow breach the membrane that separated the 'ordinary' from the 'famous' - something that only the incredibly talented or incredibly lucky could do...</p>
<p>This made the world relatively predictable - relatively safe. Ideas were constantly created and constantly abandoned as ever, but there was the continual encouragement of environment not to be one of the people who did anything 'odd'. The internet has changed all that. There's now an audience for the strangest and smallest little projects. All the disconnected people around the world who might find a Lego Enterprise cool are suddenly connected up. It's worth making that tiny little thing you thought would be quite cool once, it's worth writing the dumb ideas down that you thought no one would ever listen to. Because the odds of finding people who will care about them, will gel and relate to you, will celebrate your idea or project and make you famous (tiny-fame, micro-idol), is radically improved. The future will be full of dumb projects, tiny ideas, silly concepts - each celebrated by their own bespoke fan-base... And human creativity will have taken a massive leap forward...</p>
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<p>I really want to write a proper response to <a href="http://weblog.randomchaos.com/index.php?date=2002-11-29&title=manufacture+scarcity+or+wait">this piece on randomchaos.com</a> which discusses the ethics of 'manufacturing scarcity'. But I've been meaning to write something thorough and intellectually satisfying for days, and nothing's coming. So I'm just going to concentrate on a couple of key points...</p>
<p>Scott says: <i>"Difficulty should never be created. All work should increase ease (in a general sense, work should be self-destructive). I say this because this is the only path toward what seems to me to be an obvious ideal of work being optional."</i> I think I'd have trouble arguing with the sentiment - but there are problems with relating it directly to these circumstances. Take the use of the word 'difficulty' - if making one thing harder really does make many hundreds of thousands of other things easier (in the case of e-mail for example), then collectively the weight of 'difficulty' on the community is lowered. We make it hard for people to burn down their houses by fitting smoke alarms and using flame-retardant foam in furniture. This makes it easier for people to live without burning their houses down. We make it hard for people to have their debit/credit card PINs stolen, by making a decision not to print them on each and every connected piece of paper connected with banking. All around us are products and services dripping with usability decisions based around making certain uses easy <i>by</i> making others harder...</p>
<p>Scott also says: <i>When Tom says the lack of scarcity of avatars is a consistent problem for community spaces, he is wrong. The inability to associate avatars with real people is the problem, and Tom is wrongly assuming that scarcity is the only way to create this association.</i> Actually that's also a profoundly interesting question. One of the things that the internet was particularly celebrated for when it first went mainstream was this ability to shed your identity - to be more anonymous. By forcing people to directly associate identity with avatar, then privacy becomes a huge issue and people find themselves unable to talk freely or honestly. I believe the function of the online community-builder is to locate the particular and unique benefits of online communication and celebrate them - while at the same time not assuming that <i>every</i> aspect of online communication <I>is of benefit</i>. When I talk of scarcity, I'm actually talking about the labour of maintaining them - an identity should be an <i>effort</i> to use. That effort should be negligible for the maintenance of one identity, but substantial for the maintenance of more than one.</p>
<p>Example time... <i>Take for example the simple interaction of logging-in and logging-out of a site. Let's assume that a computer will have only one browser on it and that only one user can be logged into the site from that computer at any one time. Imagine a circumstance where the process of logging-in is extremely time-consuming, but the user that is logged on will remain logged on indefinitely afterwards. The cost of maintenance here is a one of transaction of 'logging-in'. But if that user is trying to maintain two identities, that 'effort' increases dramatically. Each time he or she wishes to switch identities they have to go through the whole logging-in process. If the process took an hour then a user with one account will spend one hour logging in. Ever. A user with two will spend one initial hour logging in and then an additional hour each time they wanted to change identity. Make it so that you have to post once a week or your account expires, and you add one hour of work each and every week for each account that a user has. Immediately, it's just much easier to maintain one...</i></p>
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<p>I know it's not finished yet and everything, but <a href="http://www.technorati.com">Technorati</a> still hasn't figured out that plasticbag.org is a weblog or that <b>plasticbag.org</b>, <b>www.plasticbag.org</b> and <b>plasticbag.org/index.shml</b> are the same page. I just want to have my own little 'Cosmos'. It doesn't seem too much to ask..</p>
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<p>New today - there's a <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/interviews/interview_1.shtml">huge slab-like rambling tome of an interview with Grant Morrison</a> over at my other major ongoing project (<a href="http://www.barbelith.com">barbelith.com</a>). Here's a sexy quotable:</p>
<blockquote>"The space in The Invisibles, the idea of reclaiming space is based on Situationist ideas - I'm interested in the idea of re-empowering the imaginative city and making detournements through the architectural spaces; that was a thing my friends and I used to do a lot. And cameras; because obviously they're the real colonisers of space just now, social space, they're keeping the homeless out of the multiplex shopping centres, they prevent 'bad things' from happening to it, there are more and more of them all the time."</blockquote>
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<p>I've added a couple of nice little things to the right-hand menu of the site today. You can now talk to people who <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/?l1=W9&t=3">live near me</a> and <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/?l1=WC1A+1UP&t=3">work near me</a> via <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a>. The site's progressing quite well - there are more conversations every day and new <i>uses</i> for the software keep emerging. Some people are just asking about areas they are moving to, <A href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=wc1a+1up&msgno=5265053">debating London's new congestion charges</a> or <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=wc1a+1up&msgno=7522422">complaining (at length) about layabout teenagers</a> - but others are using it to answer very specific questions or even just to meet new people. I'd love it if UK webloggers decided to put a link to their local areas on their weblogs - I think that could really make it a useful and interesting place to relate to your local geography... But I guess I'll just have to wait and see if that takes off...</p>
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<p>Ok. I can just about buy the idea that you can use soundwaves to cool things down, and that you might be able to assemble a fridge that operated by those principles. I can almost buy the idea that two researchers are using "enormously loud sounds to keep their chiller cabinet cool". And I'm grudgingly prepared to accept that one might be able to convince people that, "the sounds pumped through the Penn State fridge reach 173 dB, tens of thousands of times more intense than any rock concert". But you have to start laughing when you read that a fully functioning acoustic fridge has been launched into space. And you're going to look stunned and giggly when you're told that "sounds of 165 dB would cause a person's hair to catch fire from the frictional heating caused by air undergoing such intense compression and expansion"! [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2543085.stm">BBC News</a> | <a href="http://www.acs.psu.edu/THERMO/projects.htm">Thermoacoustic Research at Penn State University</a>]</p>
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<p>If I was a better geek, <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2002/12/03.html#this_is_xfml">this article on XFML at diveintomark.org</A> would be fascinating, illuminating and revelatory. Instead I stare at it in desperation, terror and confusion as the words change and resolve themselves in front of me to read, "Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb". This is not the kind of thing I'm supposed to admit in public.</p>
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<p>I'm a master of the pre-packaged culinary treat. You get it in a packet. You put the packet in the oven. You take the packet out of the oven. You have lovely food. <i>It's that simple!</i> So as I'm sure you can imagine I was horrified to discover that the Lemon Chicken I purchased from Sainsbury's required a baking sheet. You have to remove the chicken from the packaging, place it on a baking sheet and then add the sauce shortly afterwards. But if there's a baking sheet, then it counts as cooking. And if it's cooking food rather than magic oven food - <i>where's the pleasure</i>?! It's an invasion. I feel violated. I'm exhausted.</p>
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<p>In the interests of fair exposure, I'm going to link back to <a href="http://weblog.randomchaos.com/index.php?date=2002-12-05&title=where+does+the+effort+come+from%3F">Scott's response to my response to his comments on my thoughts about manufactured scarcity</a>, although I'm going to have to leave a more thorough response for another day as I have much to digest and process on other issues today. In the meantime, I'm just going to make two small points. When he says:</p>
<blockquote><i>People in modern China (or even in a future America where the government has been granted broad control of its citizens) may have a valid desire to maintain anonymity online that is clearly more important than my annoyance with spam.</i> (Capital letters my own)</blockquote>
<p>This was in fact my initial point - that one can't strip anonymity from the net without destroying much of its power for the disenfranchised. Hence when we're assembling our micro-community structures online, we work to build a way of interacting that celebrates as much of the power of the web while simultaneously working to stop some uses of that power that could cause that community to collapse in upon itself completely. The nature of the web, web programmers and free software / open source projects (and indeed the market itself) means that there will probably not soon be a monopoly on community technology that stops people simply choosing another form of software to declare their home if the one they are in fails to meet their needs. That is probably the best place to resolve this debate - in net citizens' interactions with, choices between (and accomplishments enabled by) various types of community software.</p>
<blockquote><i>I don't see how Tom's example system could prevent a user from sitting at a single computer all day creating identities and then passing those identities around to other computers -- assuming it can even prevent a computer from doing the same.</i></blockquote>
<p>Again - it wouldn't at all. But in my initial rough gestural example, the logging-in process would be time-consuming - which would mean that very specific speed bumps would be placed between new identity creation and new identity posting. This could radically slow down the amount of new users that someone could effectively maintain per computer. It's a question again of difficulty - you do not have to make something impossible in order to stop it happening - you simply have to make something not worth the energy, time or money that you'd have to invest. That's how public key cryptography works - not by making it impossible to break the code, but by making it take impossibly large amounts of time...</p>
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<p>From Richard Stallman's (creator of the free software movement and the man behind GNU which is itself at least partially behind Linux) <A href="http://www.stallman.org/">website</a>:</p>
<blockquote>I'm a single atheist white man, 49, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance. I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life. My 19-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time. </blockquote>
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<p>Everyone in the UK pays a license fee for their television which means that we can have a high-quality public-sector television broadcaster: the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a>. The BBC also has the most-popular site in Europe. And yet while I'm delighted that it's there, and don't begrudge paying the organisation, there have only really been two things that I use them for - <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a> (TV & web) and <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy">Fame Academy</a>. Well now there's a third reason to pay the license fee: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/mammals/webcam/kitten_cam.shtml">BBC Kitten Cam</a>. Tiny kittens, real-time, 24 hours a day (although at night it tends to be completely dark)...</p>
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<p>If I had to choose the gay men that I consider to be worthy of the <a href="http://www.nakedblog.com/greatgaybriton.htm">100 Greatest Gay Britons</a> poll that is happening over at Naked Blog, I would probably make sure that the following were among them: <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._M._Forster">EM Forster</a>, <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing">Alan Turing</a>, <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_Sassoon">Siegfried Sassoon</a>, <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant">Cary Grant</a>, <a href="http://members.aol.com/Alpheratz9/dirkbogarde.html">Dirk Bogarde</a>, <a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Morrissey">Morrissey</A> and <a href="http://www.sbu.ac.uk/stafflag/neilbartlett.html">Neil Bartlett</a>.</p>
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<p>This will mean nothing to the people who come here to read rambling usability articles, or stuff on social software - or even the few people who come to hear me ramble on about what happens after-hours. This will only make the slightest sense to those few people in the world who are obsessed with <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy">Fame Academy</a>, or more specifically <a href="http://theinternetforum.co.uk/bbc/fame1ainslie1.html">Ainslie</a>. Will the world please explain to me how David, the self-satisfied little pop tramp with a potential career as long as his butt-hair could <i>possibly</i> beat Ainslie? I mean, sure... Ainslie can't really sing in tune that well... And yes, he has a tendency to get all worked up and run around like a lunatic, and coat himself in mud, and hide in cupboards... But at least he's not a wanker?</p>
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<p>Prepare to have your world widened - for <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog/2002_12_01_x.shtml#90023614">Meg is right</a> - the song (and <a href="http://electric6.com/multimedia/video/dhv_hires.mov">video</a>) for <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006LWVB/invisithebomb">Danger! High Voltage</a> by the <A href="http://www.electric6.com">Electric 6</a> is about to colonise your consciousness and redefine music for you for the next twelve months. It's going to be huge. The following images will be burned into your retinae. Await the coming..!</p>
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<p>Let's start by positing the idea that Thomas Kuhn is right when he talks of paradigm shift - that ideas don't simply change slowly over time, but instead <i>occasionally</i> move with seismic speed, size and repercussions. That the progression from Newton to Einstein could never be accomplished piecemeal, but had to happen by an instantaneous leap.</p>
<p>Let's split this concept in two directions which will interact with it differently - that it's not only theories that can operate in this way, but also <i>products</i>. Let's think for a moment why a theory reaches the point where one can tell a paradigm shift is about to take place... Normally it's because a large-scale incongruity of data appears that seems to contradict the theory. Small scale contradictions emerge all the time - and they can be treated as exceptions (or more precisely circumstances where the <i>theory</i> is unlikely to fall down, but where it seems likely that there is more going on than we are able to perceive initially). But the more minor contradictions that emerge, the more special circumstances that appear, the more likely it is that someone will try to resolve them with a higher level theory that will encompass more of them...</p>
<p>What's the equivalent for products? I would argue that the mark of a stale paradigm - one in which there is significant need for a paradigm shift - would be one in which one (or both) of two things happens. Firstly branding could emerge as the most important aspect of the product itself - with a complete absence of reasons to distinguish between two products (since both accomplish precisely the same function) then the arms race moves into pure marketing. This is a significant difference between products and theories, in that there can be two products that are essentially identical (or functionally competing for the same mindshare in the same area) in which neither can in and of itself ever be dismissed on any grounds other than taste.</p>
<p>The second (and more interesting) aspect might be that the product would experience non-essential feature-creep - the complementary opposite (mirror-image) of the flaws in the theoretical paradigm - minor issues with the way they are used or interacted with that are resolved by the partial dilution - or working around - of the initial paradigm. Thus a product might evolve hundreds of secondary features, none of which are crucial to its use, and which are mostly used by very niche audiences or by all audiences on very rare occasions. A side effect of this might be a market saturated with <i>apparently</i> radically different solutions to the same marginal problems, none of which achieve any apparent dominance <i>simply because none of them have enough of an edge over any other</i>.</p>
<p>Classic examples of stale paradigms? Shoes (evidence is branding and redundant feature-creep), Word Processors (evidence is redundant feature-creep) and Community websites (evidence is <i>massive</i> feature-creep [cf. <a href="http://www.infopop.com">Infopop</a>'s Ultimate Bulletin Board] and a recent proliferation of subtly different community applications, none of which have achieved paradigmatic dominance).</p>
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<p>So the story goes like this... A friend of mine who used to work at The Express is talking with some friends in the office. She happens to mention me in conversation. A passing acquaintance of hers stops with a start... "Tom <i>Coates</i>?" she asks... "You know <i>Tom Coates from Time Out</i>?" My friend nods... The acquaintance gives a disapproving look... "I've heard things about him," she says. "He's supposed to be <i>incredibly</i> homophobic..."</p>
<p>You have to laugh. But then you <i>also</i> have to stop for a moment and look around nervously. <i>How did I get here?</i> My tendency to jokingly call other people poofs has got me into considerable trouble in the past, although my habit of referring to myself a great big poof has got me out of just as many... I always assume that the joke is understood - that people get that because I have strange trouser-feelings towards other men, I can say the word 'poof' when other people can't... As a result it feels strangely liberating, and weirdly a bit like it's challenging some entrenched conceptual positions somewhere down the line... So in one way, I suppose, it's a statement of personal resolve with a little bit of overt confrontationalism thrown in for good measure.</p>
<p>More interestingly, perhaps is the way this kind of behaviour acts as a weird kind of bonding agent between traditional advantaged (straight) and disadvantaged (gay). I don't know if it's a collusive, mutually-useful, atmosphere-reducing strategy though or whether it's all that and also <i>a weird kind of selling-out</i>. Does it buy into <i>or even support</i> our culture's nervousness about the potentially sexualised aspect of man-to-man friendships? [check out Eve Kosofsky-Sedgwick's <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0520078748/invisithebomb">Epistemology of the Closet</a> if you're interested in this stuff]</p>
<p>Here's another example for you... An old (straight) friend once looked mischievously towards me just as I beat him in an argument and said - in the most school-boy style that he could manage - "Yeah, well maybe, but you're ... a big homo!" After I'd spat my drink out of my nose, and howled in delighted outraged glee, I did the only thing I could do in the spirit of the occasion - I said, "Am not! Take it back! Take it back! <i>You're</i> a big gay homosexual..." As I look back at this I can see more clearly than ever that this episode was basically a disavowal of any sexual component that might exist in our relationship. The fact that each of us felt capable to declare in turn, and comfortably, that we weren't big homos - even when we both knew quite clearly that one of us was and was pretty comfortable with it - was evidence that our relationship had become easy, comfortable and free. But at the same time, in retrospect you wonder if this is an appropriate way to structure your sexual identity.</p>
<p>When I look at my relationships with gay men, they're strained at best. I have a few very close gay friends in London - many less than I had in Bristol. Some are close as family to me, some of these <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">ponced off to New Zealand and deserted me and I don't see why I should forgive them</a>. But while I've always found overly heterosexual posturing tedious, after a flirtation with gay identities, I've also come to find the trivial assembly of scene-based identities in London deeply irritating - even repulsive. There's more honesty in the basic down-and-dirty sex that happens continually around London than there is the posing and posturing of the gay scene. Or at least so it seems to me at the moment.</p>
<p>I suppose, at thirty, I'm finding myself at a weird crossroads. Am I a self-hating gay man who finds himself unable to feel anything but repulsed by the community of my fellow poofs? I don't <i>think</i> so.. But there's something wrong, somewhere... Else why would I feel so invisible? Why would my sexuality have deteriorated so fundamentally in importance to me. Most people I meet don't know I'm gay. Many people who read this site don't know I'm gay. Despite being best poof in the world once, <a href="http://hereinside.blogspot.com">significant gay sites</a> have just not even noticed my man-friendly tendencies... But this is wrong! <i>They should know. It's important to me.</i> Maybe the answer comes from another story... I'm walking down a street with a straight friend of mine, and we're watching the hot boys walk by, and I'm lamenting my lack of relationship (for the thousandth time) and asking if they thought I was just criminally fucked-in-the-head and they reply... "Tom, I don't know how to say this, but I hope you'll take it as a compliment... I don't think you're in the slightest bit fucked up about being gay, I think you're fucked up about everything else..."</p>
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<p>It continually upsets me that things like the <a href="http://www.picpix.com/brad/gallery/0008kcbx">Social Software Summit in New York</a> happen and that I don't get to go to them all. Hearing <a href="http://www.shirky.com">Clay</a> speak on areas very close to my heart in London recently was tremendously useful and interesting, and I find it intensely frustrating that there are debates ongoing around the world that really matter to me <i>that I can't attend</i>. Hence my need to buy an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a>, hide in Norfolk and finally assemble some of my thoughts into a publishable form...</p>
<p><b>P.S.</b> That's <a href="http://www.picpix.com/brad/pic/004fbf13/g242">Matt Jones</a> on the left there. And aren't there are a lot of Apple laptops in concept-forming-land...</p>
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<p>Of course the most important news in blogdom at the moment is the <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/old/00000143.html">upcoming big gay wedding</a> of <a href="http://www.missyplicity.com/M2.Pages/M2.adoption.folder/sparky.jpg">Sparky</a> and the <a href="http://www.agr.state.tx.us/marketing/livestock/images/rooster.jpg">Rooster</a> (thanks to <a href="http://images.google.com">Google Images</a> for those photos). I can't say congratulations enough! I'm stormingly jealous as well - Dan is a wonderful sweet man who I've met once or twice now, and Rooster is... well... really hot. [<A href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/unfiltered/old/archive-08112002-08172002.html">proper pictures of the lovely couple</a> (you're looking at number one and two on that page)]</p>
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<p>Little to say except that I've spent some of this evening working to install my first ever Wiki using <A href="http://www.usemod.com/">UseMod</a>. I've got a very specific project in mind - getting a group of less-than-totally-tech-savvy community members to get together and assemble their own FAQs, site history and help files. Adrian Hon's recently got something similar going with the <a href="http://www.mssv.net/wiki.cgi?Home">Metafilter Wiki</a> which I'm very impressed with. This feels extremely interesting and experimental - very much like weblogging did three years ago - but as far as I can tell Wikis already have a weight of history building behind them. I'll keep writing about how the project appears to be going (but I'm not planning to link to it from plasticbag.org just yet).</p>
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<p>A few thoughts on Wikis:</p>
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<li> There aren't enough simple sets of instructions for people who are completely unfamiliar with Wikis. It's quite hard to make the mental leaps necessary to get past that very initial stage of frustrated apathy. But once you do it's tremendously easy to use and has essentially no further technical learning-curve. Suggestion - someone writes a guide to starting a wiki in <i>non-wiki format</i> for a change.
<li> The most significant aspect for me is this sense of pottering, of idle investment - that it's not important to achieve perfection, consensus or conclusion and so <i>any</i> small piece of work you do feels like a valuable contribution - a step in the right direction. They're even faster to use than weblogs, and more flexible (with all the benefits and problems that involves).
<li> The next stage in development would seem to me to be an aesthetic one and a usability one - there's clearly work that needs to be done before they go fully mainstream, and if publishers are going to approach this kind of stuff then they're going to want some reassurement that the content won't simply be lost - so some kind of collaborative moderation system will probably have to emerge there (at least for commercial applications).
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<p>I still haven't completely formed my opinions on the recent IA seminar on "Adaptive Design" I attended (Dan Hill from <a href="http://cityofsound.typepad.com">cityofsound</a> speaking). He's put up <a href="http://cityofsound.typepad.com/blog/designingforadaptation.ppt">the presentation along with some notes</a> which should make the whole process rather easier. The one thing that I know stuck in my head throughout the whole thing was that there was a regular appeal towards building adaptive sites with an architecture that allowed experiementation and adaptability. There were a few more people talking about component-level systems like Lego as well. They too kept talking about the simple rules of the system that governed the use of these blocks. Everyone seemed to think that the job of the designer was the development of rules and components within self-contained sites. I kept thinking of Operating Systems and the Internet - universal computing machines lying behind the scenes forming an architecture. And then I started thinking of Applications and Sites as the components within these machines. In a sense we're already designing components within a larger open system - allowing individuals to assemble their own 'machines' (which amount to their interactions with computers). Maybe we're getting this all wrong - maybe we shouldn't be looking at the products we make and trying to componentise them still further. Maybe we should just look to simplify what each function does and have them hang off one another by using standard formats and useful proceedures for interoperability...</P>
<p>I'll give you a quick example. <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</A> is a way of storing content in a particular format. It can feed that information out as e-mail, html and rss. The e-mails can be sent to me to be viewed on my e-mail client, or they can be sent to <a href="http://www.yahoogroups.com/groups/plasticpeople">Yahoogroups</A> where they can be displayed out of context or repurposed to be sent out to large groups of people or in a digest format. The HTML can be viewed by a web browser (of which there are several different types including speech browsers, braile browsers etc) or pulled into databases (a al <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and can also be printed out to be carried around with me, or put into a palm pilot, or screen-capped and adjusted. RSS feeds can be read by applications like NetNewsWire or by IM programs like Trillian or they can be aggregated (as on <a href="http://www.haddock.org/blogs">Haddock Blogs</a>) or they can be put into databases and reused. Each one of these is a component. Each one of which is something that a user decides (or decides not to) use in assembling the magic "machine that makes things happen" (ie. their person computing space). So maybe that's what we should be concentrating on - single use (or simple use) applications or sites that do something very well, can be removed or replaced from the processing chain of information. Maybe that's adaptive design. Maybe it's got nothing to do with us making the architecture at all. It's already there.</p>
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<p>With only a few hours to go, this is just a last minute reminder that <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa 2002</a> closes in a couple of hours. Get there quickly before the Elves get irritable...</p>
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<p>So in the dream, my mother is putting powder-blue mascara onto my eye-lashes. But it's all clumpy and grotesque - like water thickly mixed with blue flour. She's convinced it's a really good idea. I'm not horrified by the concept, but I'm also relatively unconvinced it's going to work.</p>
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<p>A link without an origin, I found this <a href="http://calpundit.blogspot.com/2002_12_08_calpundit_archive.html#85717702">explanation and background to Keynesian economic analysis</a> a few days ago, but couldn't think of enough commentary on it to make it worthwhile. In the end I retreat to the anecdotal. I did Economics A-level at school. I was quite bad at it, and the teacher told my mother than I was bone-idle. I don't think I'll ever forgive him for that. I have a picture somewhere of Ben and Julian standing by the window with teenage hair and school-uniforms. And even if I lost the photo, the image would stick in my head regardless.</p>
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<p>So for a couple of days now I've been staring blankly at the <b>plasticbag.org</b> secret statistics page, trying to work out why around four thousand people each day have decided to wander around <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/misc/whorechalking">Whorechalking</a>. So it turns out it gets a tiny irony-free write-up in <b>Time Out London</b> this week and that loads of people want to read all about this weird salacious new way of recommending prostitutes (and geeks) to one another. Print media is so dead it's not even funny.</p>
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<p>While doing a routine purge of my computer I stumbled upon three graphs made to illustrate the difference between an <i>increased</i> marginal 'effort' cost and an <i>exponential</i> one. This is a flashback to a now old argument about whether or not usable systems should scale <i>badly</i> in order to counteract large volume-abuses of a system.</p>
<p>If this graph shows the effort needed to accomplish a certain number of things on a normal website...<br /><br /><table width="100%"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/use_1.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>Then this one would show what would happen if the accomplishment of each 'thing' required extra effort - say if it required a small additional amount of financial cost...<br /><br /><table width="100%"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/use_2.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>The problem with that system would be that your ability to abuse through volume is directly proportional to how much money you have. The rich (effort or financial) get to flood the system however they want. But a system that self-consciously scales badly in terms of user effort would look more like:<br /><br /><table width="100%"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/use_3.gif"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>I don't really want to comment on it any further, but I thought it might illustrate the concept I was talking about a few weeks ago.</p>
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<p>Right. It's done. Finally. The wait is over. Almost eighteen months after I first swore that I'd sell my soul if someone would give me an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a>, I've finally snapped (like a twig in a blender) and actually gone and <i>bought</i> one. So I'm now typing this weblog entry on the keyboard of a 12" 800Mhz G3 iBook with 640Mb of RAM and a 32Mb Video card. Bow down in jealous awe.</p>
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<p>Inspired (a long time ago) by a conversation with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> and <A href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2002/10/04.html#history_of_the_tilde">Dive Into Mark's History of the tilde</a>, I started researching the history of the exclamation <b>w00t</b> and it's two parallel analogues <b>woot</b> and <b>whoot</b>. Then I got hideously distracted and my plans to write the definitive work had to be abandoned. So instead, you'll have to make do with this graph of the incidence of the three different terms on Usenet over time - figures courtesy of <a href="http://groups.google.com">Google Groups</a>' search results pages...</p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/woot_one.gif" width="420"></td></tr></table></p>
<p>There's a larger version of this graph available <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/woot.gif">here</a>.</p>
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<p>I suppose this is an example where a politically neutral examination the transmission of a viral entity through a network suddenly takes on a huge weight of real-world issues and commentary and ends up looking totally different. Jason Kottke has written <a href="http://www.kottke.org/02/12/021210a_slight_twi.html">an intelligent post about the spread of HIV through the gay community</a> outlining some of the areas that one would have to examine more fully before it would be possible to make a statement like: "Although he was considered part of a high-risk group, HIV is host agnostic. With just a slight twist of events, the virus could have first found its way into the straight communities of North America."</p>
<p>All well and good, except that analysing anything to do with as emotive and politically volatile as HIV or 'gay culture' - however indirectly - may end up accidentally buying into some of the language and unspoken ideologies that have been weighed against same-sex relationships. I'm just going to highlight a few of the unspoken assumptions and issues that I see emerging from Jason's post - while appreciating as I do so that it clearly wasn't his intention to say anything politically dodgy.</p>
<p>Jason asserts of Gaetan Dugas, alleged Patient Zero within American soil: "since Dugas was a homosexual, he probably got it from another homosexual who got it from another homosexual, etc. By the time it got to Dugas, AIDS was probably already established in the gay community; he just accelerated its progress." Clearly being in a high-risk group (gay men having unprotected anal sex with a variety of partners) it is likely that he would have contracted the disease through his relationships. But the assertion that <i>since</i> he was gay he caught it from other gay people doesn't follow and gets dangerously close to supporting the 'gay plague' position that was prevelant when I was a frightened teenager growing up in rural Norfolk. In fact he or one of his partners may very well have contracted it from another person or species of animal of sexuality unknown. More importantly large numbers of people contracted the disease through infected blood transfusions or by blood contact via injury.</p>
<p>And if he did contract it from another gay person that doesn't mean it was established in the gay community. If it was a disease that jumped species, then it's just as plausible that he contracted the disease from a gay member of the 'farming' community. All these community structures have frayed edges and bleed into one another.</p>
<p>Which brings me to another point of argument, the stereotype of a community of 'promiscuous homosexuals' as if this group existed world-wide as a uniform monoculture. Actually instead this community was to a large extent culturally isolated among a particular metropolitan liberal west coast culture of gay men - and even then probably amounted to just the most visible and socially active component of the gay people in that area.</p>
<p>This gets even more complicated when you bring time into the equation as well - because it's not promiscuous homosexuals that spread diseases - it's nothing but particular exchanges of bodily fluids - and in the age of the readily-available condom, that translates to the statement that it's ignorance and lack of information that spread diseases (not the gender or sexuality of the people concerned at all). I know for certain that there's a generation of gay people today who have loads of sex with a large variety of people but manage to do so while being very much less likely to contract or spread STDs simply because they are more <i>careful</i>.</p>
<p>Which brings us right down to the crux of the matter - when Jason asks whether the partners of straight people are "more or less likely to spread the disease through their own promiscuity than the partners of promiscuous homosexuals" he makes at least one implicit accidental move that throws his whole post into question. Because if we are isolating homosexuality as a risk-factor in the spread of veneral disease then we also have to consider that gay <i>women</i> are far far <i>less</i> likely to contract or spread HIV than almost anyone else. Because the issue here is not that <i>promiscuous homosexuals</i> spread disease, it's that people who have had unprotected anal sex are more able to transmit HIV than other people - whether they be straight, gay, men, women or anywhere in between...</p>
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<p>While I'm doing the gay thing, and more to remind myself than anyone else, here are a few of the stories that I got this morning when I did a search for 'gay' on <a href="http://news.google.com">Google News</a> - just to show the battles are not yet won and that there is still a weight of prejudice and misinformation that must continually be fought...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.oaklandtribune.com/Stories/0,1413,82%257E1865%257E1052820,00.html">Three plead innocent in slaying of transgender Newark teen</a><br />
Remember this is a world in which murdering gay people can be considered to be a problem that the murderer has rather than a crime - cf. <A href="http://infoeagle.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/law/lwsch/journals/bctwj/21_2/03_TXT.htm">homosexual panic</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/348/nation/A_church_seeks_healing+.shtml">A Church seeks healing</a><br />
In which this statement is made: "Liberals are pushing the notion that the Catholic clergy should be opened to women, or married men, while conservatives are suggesting the priesthood be closed to gay men." This is despite the fact that the vast majority of child sexual-abuse happens inside families and is perpetrated by straight men against young female relatives.
<li> <A href="http://www.canoe.ca/EdmontonNews/es.es-12-14-0017.html">This Rawhide Kid rubs me the wrong way</a><br />
And I quote, " Tamara and I were sitting at home on a Friday night about a month ago. I clicked on pay-per-view by time and got a list of movies. Then I scrolled up to previews and clicked. The last thing I expected (or wanted) to see was two shirtless males in a passionate love embrace, groping and playing tonsil hockey. It was as close to keeling over as I've ever come. Even closer than the morning I opened the paper and spied the headline "Men kissing men makes me sick" on one of my columns. I'm not saying everyone's viewing habits have to be the same. But is it really necessary to make scenes like this available to 12-year-olds?" And I ask - if heterosexual scenes like that are not made available to twelve-year-olds either then you <i>might</i> have a point... Otherwise you're just a member of that prejudiced group of nutters that can no longer say proudly that they think gay people are disgusting without getting pelting with fruits...
<li> <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2002/12/14/MN191167.DTL">Besieged Suisun City Chief says he's gay</a><br />
And because it is still somehow acceptable to stereotype gay people as feckless nancies, it's ok to write this: "It is a distinction that will almost surely focus more attention on the relatively tiny, 28-officer department to see what happens in the macho bastion of law enforcement when a gay man is leading the way."
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<p>So it's coming up to Christmas and all over blogdom people's sites are juddering a bit as they try to balance work, Christmas shopping, party-season-stuff and seeing their families. Personally I'm planning to go at least partially offline for a couple of weeks, catch up with my reading and try and assemble some coherent writing out of some of the ideas I've been having recently. This having been said, I imagine that posting to this site will probably slow down considerably in the short-term, but everything will be back to normal and bright and sparky early in the New Year... Assuming - of course - that I ever recover from seeing Greg Dyke dancing to Dee-lite's Groove is in the Heart at a Christmas party a few days ago...</p>
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<p>Oh for god's sake. There isn't a Santa Claus. It's your parents. They do it all. Ok? I mean, come <i>on</i>... How thick <i>are</i> you people?</p>
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<p>For an automated service that does little more than aggregate a few useful tools - most of which were already present in sites like <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> - Technorati is surprisingly clunky and weirdly formed. I mean, for a start it has somehow managed to come to the conclusion that <A href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/links.html?rank=&url=www.plasticbag.org">my site hasn't been updated for the last ten days</a>. That doesn't seem entirely likely to me... If only <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mr Morgan</a> would pull his finger out...</p>
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<p>When I decided to put a <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/recent/?id=11976">new picture of myself up on the Mirror Project</a> I decided to write a little text to accompany it. The text is stunningly anodyne: </p>
<blockquote> My daily trip to work involves me getting the number six bus from Elgin Avenue. The bus travels down towards Warwick Avenue and the around towards Edgware Road.<br /><br />
Being on the bus is peaceful and productive - normally it's the only time when I'm away from computers and keyboards. I tend to take the opportunity - like so many other Londoners - to read a book and listen to some music...<br /><br />
On this morning, the air was clear and fresh and the light was bright. I sat right at the front of the bus, and found myself looking at myself clear as day in the reflection. Behind the glass - a black screen. Behind the screen - the driver... Behind me you can see other people on their way to work... You can see other buses too... </blockquote>
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<p>So I've submitted two proposals for <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/">ETCON 2003</a> - one on 'Personal and Mainstream Publishing' and one on 'The Despotism of Social Software'. I have no idea whether or not they'll be even vaguely interesting to the parties concerned, but I guess I'll find out soon enough...</p>
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<p>So today I received a packaged from Amazon which I thought was my Christmas shopping arriving, but it wasn't. It was a gift for me from <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">my wishlist</a>. I haven't opened it yet, but I don't think it's my <a href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> because it looks quite big and expensive. Which makes me wonder, who was it? <i>Did you send me a gift?</i> If so let me know who you are (either now or after Christmas Day) so I can thank you. In the meantime, I hope everyone's having a lovely run-up to Christmas...</p>
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<p>So I'm sitting in the single bed that I sleep in when I'm visiting my family and the floor is covered in wrapped and half-wrapped presents and I'm trying to remember when I last had such a genuinely <i>nice</i> day. I woke up to hear my parents gently bickering with one another, and my mother's frantic hoovering. But by the time I'd got downstairs, they were practically out of the door - off to do some Christmas shopping. My brother and I chatted for a while and then flicked through the vast amounts of music channels that Sky provides before finally assembling coats and gloves and going out ourselves...</p>
<p>Eleven-thirty and we're wandering through John Lewis and Debenhams making rude comments about the slow people and the people with really bad hair. And we're trying to think of presents for our mum and one of our grandparents and that particularly annoying cousin - and sneakily buying each other presents on the side when we think the other one is <i>kind of</i> looking away. And we find something really cheap in the sale at Habitat that we can give to that awkward person who's impossible to buy for and it's a complete fudge and we don't care.</p>
<p>And then we go to the cinema - me swearing like a trooper at any car that tries to get in our way - my brother getting slightly over-excited. And we have to go to the top floor of the car-park where the light's really bright and strong because there are so many other people around. And we're going to see <b>The Two Towers</b> because we've both been excited about it forever and we go and see it and it's pretty good but not as good as it should have been but we're still kind of awed by the battle of Helm's Deep.</p>
<p>And we're driving home picking apart the bits of the film that we don't like and we give it marks out of ten and then compare notes about the coolest characters and the biggest changes to the plot and the whether that character was taking the micky and whether Orcs should sound like characters from "On the Buses" and whether Ents would really be like that, and although we're not sure that the film was as good as we would have liked, our conversation is probably better fun than any film could ever be.</p>
<p>Back at home mum and dad are grumbling at each other in a kind of amiable background noise kind of way, and they let my brother put on the cricket because he's not at home that much and so can get away with murder. And we show them the presents we've bought other people and then I go and grab the cheese that I'd bought in London a couple of days previous from where it's being stored in the cellar and we sit in front of the fire and open the packages one by one and everyone in the family sniffs them and makes appreciative noises.</p>
<p>And then my brother and I go upstairs with my mother and start wrapping up presents on my bedroom floor. My brother decides to tease my mother a bit and so I join in and it's one of those occasions where if we got it slightly wrong we'd get lynched, but we didn't so it was tremendously entertaining. And we're looking through the presents that we bought for no one in particular and now have to decide who to give them too - like the Paul Auster book or the tiny bottle of lemon after-dinner liquer and trying to work out <i>who would love a present like this</i>, before my mum goes and finishes the toad in the hole while I'm checking my e-mail and then we all have a huge meal.</p>
<p>Whereupon my brother and I are abandoned in the sitting room with hundreds of TV channels and a roaring fire, and we watch loads of music videos and discuss the history of new metal and then watch Tom Green and Monica Lewinsky and then turn off all the downstairs lights and go to bed... What a nice day...</p>
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<p>I've been reading <i>Augmenting Human Intellect: A Conceptual Framework</i>, by D.C. Englebart (Stanford, 1962) and there's this really interesting paragraph in it that I think is true:</p>
<blockquote>The process of developing this conceptual framework brought out a number of significant realisations: that the intellectual effectiveness exerxised today by a given human has little likelihood of being intelligence limited -- that there are dozens of disciplines in engineering, mathematics and the social, life and physical sciences that can contribute improvements to the system of intellect-augmentation means: that any one such improvement can be expected to trigger a chain of coordinating improvementsl; that until every one of these disciplines comes to a standstill and we have exhausted all the improvement possibilities we could glean from it, we can expect to continue to develop improvements in this human-intellect system; that there is no particular reason not to expect gains in personal intellectual effectiveness from a concerted system-oriented approach that compare to those made in personal geographic mobility since horseback and sailboat days.</blockquote>
<p>Anyway this got me thinking about <i>social software</i> and what it's relationship was to this kind of intellect-augmenting philosophy and I suppose I came to the conclusion that the <b>objectives of social software</b> were to do with the cyborgisation or augmentation of human beings. In particular I thought of that the functions of social software were threefold:</p>
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<li> removing the limitations placed on social contact by external factors such as language and geography.
<li> compensating for the overloads that this removal of limitations might generate.
<li> uncovering and improving on the mechanisms that people use in their social interactions with one another - making rational decisions about which are still appropriate and which can be replaced by software or technology.
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<p>I have to think about this a bit more fully, but I'd appreciate any thoughts anyone might have...</p>
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<p>No real reason. Just wondering. Does anyone know if the <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2002">Bloggies</a> are happening again this year?</p>
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<p>For essentially the same reasons that I paid <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger</a> money to go pro, I will certainly be buying <b>NetNewsWire Pro</b> when it is finally released. The <a href="http://ranchero.com/software/netnewswire/probeta/">beta</a> has just been put online and I'll be downloading it as soon as I'm near a decent web connection. The lite version is such a staple part of my daily life now that it would be churlish not to help fund further developments. If only there were a decent PC version for those less Mac-fortunate...</p>
<p>I'm trying out the posting functionality now - and frankly I'm very very impressed. This could totally transform the way I write as well...</p>
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<p>There's the smallest imperfection on the track-pad of my <a href="http://www.apple.com/ibook">iBook</a>. It's atom-sized, it's a mote - a tiny little piece of dust that's unremovable and feels like a microscopic coarseness when I run my index finger over it. It irritates me more than I can possibly explain. And my feeble attempts to rub it down or remove it with my fingernail make me scared that I'm going to wreck the pad or put a huge scratch across it. I can't do anything about it though, and it's clearly not reason enough to take the machine back. So I'm hoping that expurgating my irritation on the weblog page - venting my repressed micro-rage - will allow me to get back to loving the rest of my beautiful and awesome machine. And if that doesn't work, maybe buying an <a href="http://www.apple.com/airport">Airport</a> card will...</p>
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<p>So I got my first copy-protected album this morning as a gift for Christmas. Or at least I think it was copy-protected. My first reaction? I'm going to have to take it back. My main places for listening to music? On my <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a>, my home computer playing through my stereo (how else can you get massive amounts of tracks played randomly?) or on my iBook. I still buy CDs - in fact I buy loads of them. But as a rule they get ripped to my computer and then stacked neatly on a shelf never to be played again. As far as I'm concerned, CDs are a content-delivery system (like software coming on CD-ROMs), not a media to be played...</p>
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<p>What kind of weird inspired genius would buy me a present like <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563488573/invisithebomb">this</a>? That's not to say it wasn't an inspired choice - because I always get very excited when Diarmuid proceeds to spend my licence fee on a nice garden for someone else. He does such beautiful work. He's a proper designer. Not like that hack Llewellen-Bowen. Oh no. When they work together you can feel the friction between classy designer and hack...</p>
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<p>So you're a massive public service broadcaster that employs roughly forty <i>thousand</i> people, running a number of national and international TV shows and radio stations as well as having the most trafficked website in Europe. And you buy some American TV shows to show as part of your output. These shows have a substantial fan-base. Why on earth would you abuse them so terribly!? When there was an episode of this popular TV shows that was nominated for an Emmy - an episode I might add that was particularly celebrated and considered to be a <i>particularly</i> special one - what would you do? Would you <a href="http://ln.hixie.ch/?start=1040338219&count=1">hack it to death</a> and then completely neglect to advertise it - even after postponing it for two weeks so you could show the bloody <i>snooker</i>? Why does the BBC hate the shows it buys? Why doesn't it buy stuff it has faith in and then treat it accordingly? Stunningly irritating.</p>
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Now comes that part of the year when you rush out and buy those odds and ends that you hoped you'd get for Christmas but didn't because no one in your family really understands the <i>real</i> you - no matter how many times you try to explain it to them.
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<p>The word/phrase 'lazyweb' (which I believe was coined by <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com">Matt Jones</a>) refers to the way in which if you describe something you'd like to exist online then someone else somewhere else will build it for you. But what do you call it if you <i>never</i> mention it and yet someone builds it anyway? The meme-stream is getting thicker, I think. Congealing. Clotting.</p>
<p>Well anyway - that's my theory for <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil's</a> stunning creation of the <a href="http://www.pepysdiary.com/">Pepys Diary Project</a> - which is a far more elegant, thorough and well-built creation than I could ever have conceived of - let alone built. It's essentially a republishing of the diaries of Samuel Pepys - an incredibly prodigious and thorough London-based diarist from the 1660s. He wrote over ten years worth of diaries - which including descriptions of the black plague and the Great Fire of London. Essentially each entry is to be published in 'real-time' weblog-format from this coming January 1st. And it comes complete with the ability to add 'annotations' which hopefully will be a place where people can collaboratively research and explain what's going on in each entry... All in all it's a stunning piece of work...</p>
<p>When I was thinking around this area I did a lot of research into the possibility of finding decent journal-based or diary-based out-of-copyright material - but there's a surprising shortage of it. It seems that the form of the journal or diary is very much historically contingent. It's a <i>recent</i> form of self-expression. Here's a piece from Walter J Ong's "Orality and Literacy" which I posted a few months ago on the matter:</p>
<blockquote>"Even in a personal diary addressed to myself I must fictionalize the addressee. Indeed, the diary demands, in a way, the maximum fictionalizing of the utterer and the addressee. Writing is always a kind of imitation talking, and in a diary I therefore am pretending that I am talking to myself. But I never really talk this way to myself. Nor could I without writing or indeed without print. The personal diary is a very late literary form, in effect unknown until the seventeenth century (Boerner 1969). The kind of verbalized solipsistic reveries it implies are a product of consciousness as shaped by print culture. And for which self am I writing? Myself today? As I think I will be ten years from now? As I hope I will be? For myself as I imagine myself or hope others may imagine me? Questions such as this can and do fill diary writers with anxieties and often enough lead to discontinuation of diaries. The diarist can no longer live with his or her fiction. " <i>(Orality and Literacy, Walter J Ong, Routledge1982)</i></blockquote>
<p>Still - you'd think that there would be a great many diaries that were in the public domain - ie. published between the seventeenth and roughly the late-nineteenth / early-twentieth century. But if there are, it seems impossible to find them. The most evident one available is Dracula, which is available on Project Gutenberg [<A href="http://promo.net/cgi-promo/pg/t9.cgi?entry=345&full=yes&ftpsite=http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/">Dracula by Bram Stoker</a>] and essentially operates as a set of several arch and wordy journals. The length of each of the entries makes it far from ideal. In fact most of the material that would be ideal for weblog republishing comes much later. I'd be thrilled to be able to put the Diary of Anne Frank online, for example, and I think it could be a tremendously powerful and valuable thing to do. But that's unlikely to be available for quite some time to come...</p>
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<p>In an article on the New York Times' website, <A href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/27/health/27CND-CLON.html?ex=1041656400&en=d077bbdc021e3094&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND">Religious Sect Announces the First Cloned Baby</a> [via <a href="http://www.scripting.com">Scripting.com</a>]:</p>
<blockquote>Ra�lians are followers of Ra�l, a French-born former race-car driver who has said he met a four-foot space alien atop a volcano in southern France in 1973 and went aboard his ship, where he was entertained by voluptuous female robots and learned that the first humans were created 25,000 years ago by space travelers called Elohim, who cloned themselves.</blockquote>
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<p>I'm looking for advice (and/or links) on how one might go about sorting out the wireless networking of one G4 desktop Mac and one lovely sexy-new G3 iBook (both running OSX 10.2.3), the former of which is currently connected to the interhighweb via an Alcatel USB ADSL modem and <A href="http://www.btopenworld.com">BT Broadband</a>. Some of the possibilities that I've been presented with so far:</p>
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<li> Buying an ADSL router, an Airport base-station and an airport card. [In which case any advice on which router to buy would be extremely helpful]
<li> Buying two airport cards (which apparently would allow <a href="http://www.macobserver.com/comments/commentindivdisplay.shtml?id=19271">my ibook to connect to the web without the need for a base-station or router</a>
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<p>The ethical and legal problems that occasionally Google is confronted with are essentially the same as any site run by any individual or business: Do I have an obligation to the people who use my site? How do I reconcile that with legal considerations? How do I reconcile that with my personal need to make money (either from my site or without my site interfering with that process)? A recent (but already well-linked and not particularly new) article in Wired - <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.01/google_pr.html">Google vs. Evil</a> - talks about the kinds of decisions that have been made in what must now be the world's most useful search-engine company. If only all online enterprises were as angst-ridden and committed to self-examination...</p>
<blockquote>The company's growth spurt has spawned a host of daunting questions that no data-retrieval system can easily answer. Should Google play ball with repressive foreign governments? Refuse to link users to "hate" sites? Punish marketers who artificially inflate site rankings? Fight the Church of Scientology's attempts to silence critics? And what to do about the cache, Google's archive of previously indexed pages?</blockquote>
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<p>Over Christmas I was given some Clinique for Men eye-firming lotion and hair-gel, some soap, some Armani scent, a novel about Heroin addiction and a book called "How to be Alone". Add this to the wedding I went to yesterday and increasing status as 'weird-fifth wheel' at my friend's and colleagues parties and gatherings (those that I'm still invited to) and all I can do is thank god that I have work that I enjoy. Where's my tiny house in the countryside with my labrador and chunky jumpers? Bah. Humbug.</p>
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<p>So through the magic of a constantly updating Google News RSS stream to NetNewsWire<sup><a href="#1">1</a></sup>, today I stumbled upon a piece in the Orange County Register called <a href="http://www2.ocregister.com/ocrweb/ocr/article.do?id=18123§ion=ACCENT&year=2002&month=12&day=29">Manly Images</a>. It's an article about how John Ibsen - a researcher into early photography and masculinity - has discovered that men before the 1930s were much more <i>intimate</i> with one another:</p>
<blockquote> "From the dawn of photography before the Civil War through the 1920s ... it was customary for two or more American men to visit a photographer's studio to have their portrait taken together," he writes. "Posing for the photographer, the men would often drape their arms nonchalantly around each other and would sometimes hold hands." These days, he notes, a more common way for adolescent men to spend time together is to go to the movies on a Saturday afternoon - and even then, they are likely to sit with an empty seat between them.</blockquote>
<p>Immediately I was reminded of Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick's concept of the relationship between homosocial relationships and homosexual relationships. She argued that man-on-man friendships have been structured around the continual disavowal of any gay component - that the neurotic denial of any sexual component either was recently or has always been one of the most significant structuring principles of society's conception of how men can relate to one another. And indeed, if you read the article further, this is one of the assertions of the article itself.</p>
<blockquote> This new reticence, he noted, coincided with the introduction of a new way of thinking about sex. "The notion of people having a specific sexual identity is a modern notion. People weren't nearly so much inclined to think of sexual identity before the late 19th century," he says, noting that the word "homosexual" comes from a German word that was coined only in 1869. But in short order, homosexuality and homophobia came to be intertwined with the concept of masculinity and what it means to be male.</blockquote>
<p>But if men used to be more comfortable with one another's bodies and the physical expression of affection, could they be so again? It's quite possible that this comfort was directly connected to the invisibility and complete suppression of concepts of homosexual relations. Or it could be that there simply wasn't as much anxiety associated to such relations. But I'm afraid I think that it's more likely that having a free and non-disenfranchised gay community probably means (at least in the short-term) a greater degree of anxiety for straight men. Until - that is - we move even further from the stereotypes and the repression and find a place where people no longer feel ashamed even to be <i>suspected</i> of being gay...</p>
<p><a name="1"></a><b> Note 1:</b> Courtesy of voidstar you can get a bespoke <A href="http://www.voidstar.com/gnews2rss.php?q=gay&num=15">Google News</a> RSS-feed via this incredibly simple basic format: http://www.voidstar.com/gnews2rss.php?q=<b>gay</b>&num=15 - where in this case 'gay' is the word I want regularly updated news about...</p>
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/miscellany.gif" align="right" width="170" style="padding: 3px 3px 3px 15px;">I initially had a few reservations about <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0747563209/invisithebomb">Schott's Original Miscellany</a>. After all, wasn't it just one of those funny fact books that people with knitted loo-roll covers place in the toilet? But when you see it - when you get your hands on it and investigate its pages - everything changes. It feels wonderfully archaic and traditional in a really reassuring way - the paper is good quality, the binding is luxurious, the art resembles the woodcut work of Eric Gill. And the facts within it aren't just funny trivia - they're actually significantly useful piece of information, fragments of literary interest, selections of philosophical quotes. Maybe it's just a trivial little book to help make the self-satisfied middle-classes feel more witty and interesting... But it doesn't matter. I'm a fan...</p>
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<p>If you believe I have a reputation at all, then sit comfortable while I abandon all claim to intellectual expertise, skill or insight and instead link to <a href="http://www.esoterically.net/log/archives/000291.html#000291">this really nice picture of Tobey Maguire</a> which makes my heart-rate pick up pace and my vision get all weird and blurry...</p>
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<p>And the winner of Yahoo!'s Person of the Year is <a href="http://yir.yahoo.com/2002/winner.html">George W Bush</a>, which I'm sure has come as quite a surprise to anyone not living in the USA. Whatever one's personal opinions, I think it's quite likely that the rest of the world would find such a 'victory' inappropriate, unlikely, completely out of the blue. I would love to be able to have the figures at hand, but from my impressions of the media in my country and the general consensus of general opinion that one absorbs in day-to-day life, the vast majority of the world has a radically different view of him. The worrying thing about this is less that there is a radical discord between public opinion on this issue in the US and the rest of the world, but that it can only be a sympton either of a radical cultural divergence between the US and the rest of the world <i>or</i> between the coverage of the leader in the media. Here are a few articles from <A href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a> that I think hint at some of the international impressions...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2586051.stm">Russia 'regrets' US anti-missile plan</a> (Russia)
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2516939.stm">'Moron Bush' aide resigns</a> (Canada)
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2506235.stm">A Tale of 'Two Speeches'</a> (Romania)
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2500795.stm">Schroeder shunned by 'cordial' Bush</a> (Germany)
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2500019.stm">US Jews and Arabs criticise Bush</a> (Jews & Arabs)
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2413785.stm">Bush Bestriding the World?</a>
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/not_in_website/syndication/monitoring/media_reports/2414469.stm">Europe concerns over US Iraq policy</a>
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<p>The weirdest quote of the day comes from Anne Widdecombe about the weirdest, least pleasant and most ludicrous <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,866514,00.html">story of the day</a>. She said, "Jesus Christ said suffer the little ones to come unto me, not that they should be eaten for public entertainment."</p>
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<p>So the annual weblog awards voted for <i>by</i> the community and <i>for</i> the community have come around once more. It's <a href="http://2003.bloggies.com/">Bloggies 2003</a> and there are strange new exotic categories for nominations and brand new opportunities for scampery and fun. A couple of things to remember: (1) <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">Luke</a> now very definitely are eligible in the <i>Best Australasian</i> category, (2) if you really want to be exposed to loads and loads of new weblogs then it's best to be a judge if you can (I'm not going to be this year), (4) plasticbag.org will be quite comfortable being nominated in these categories: <i>Best European</i>, <i>Best GLBT</i>, <i>Best Designed</i>, <i>Weblog of the Year</i> or <i>Best Article or Essay</i> (if you can't find any good ones you could always nominate the article in the Guardian which talked about <A href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,765160,00.html">the differences between the Bloggies and the Guardian Best British Weblog award</a>). I'd even cheerily take a <i>Lifetime Achievement Award</i> off your hands if you were drunk enough to proffer it... (5) Other good weblogs you should look towards over several categories are <a href="http://cityofsound.typepad.com">cityofsound.typepad.com</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected.org</a>, <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">ultrasparky.org</a>, <A href="http://www.boingboing.net">BoingBoing.net</a> and (particularly for the geeks) <a href="http://www.diveintomark.org">diveintomark.org</a>. All very much recommended for very different reasons...</p>
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<p>So the New Year has started, and while we may not have the most to look forward to <a href="http://politics.guardian.co.uk/labour/story/0,9061,867282,00.html">economically or politically</a>, but personally I feel it's started well. Movies and drink with friends, Indian meals, Chinese meals and many movies (including Chicago) have capped off a very pleasant holiday period, which - for me - well and truly ends tomorrow when I return to work full-time. It's all had a slightly crippling effect on my wallet, though. So I doubt there'll be much partying or many expensive lunches for the next few weeks. <!-- A couple of dark clouds linger of course - I remain nervous about my job insecurity and feel like I should begin to look elsewhere than UMS - I've bitten my tongue open and it's all flappy and grim, my flat's a state and I haven't had a relationship in a million years, but otherwise... -->But I'm not letting that stop me get WiFi'd up the wazoo! That's the most important tech thing for me to do at the moment...</p>
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<p>You couldn't ask for a better quote, really. You can almost hear the tone of voice as he said it. The former soldier was talking about the new robot that can sense emotions, and which is designed to be a companion to combatants in the field. And what did he say?</p>
<blockquote> "Speaking as a former soldier, the last thing I would want is an artificial girlfriend by my side to nag me about how I am feeling while out in the battlefield," said John Petrik, corporate communications officer at the Office of Naval Research. [<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,56921,00.html">Wired News</a>]</blockquote>
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<p>One of the largest news stories in the UK at the moment is the ongoing siege in Hackney. A man is holed up in a flat with a hostage and a gun and has been for several days. Some of the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2619665.stm">neighbours have been evacuated from their homes or put under armed guard</a> until the situation is resolved. Normally these people would be distant figures for me - our only connection the one-way cordon of the television set keeping us apart. But not any more. This is the age of the internet. So local residents are now talking to one another and to the outside world via <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a>: "<a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/forums/topic.php3?l1=wc1a+1up&msgno=3329574">This is literally up my street</a>". It's a fascinating on-the-ground view of everything that's going on in the area, and if you have any questions for the locals, that's where I'd go to ask them...</p>
<p><b>Further reading:</b> <a href="http://www.trueboy.blogspot.com/2002_12_29_trueboy_archive.html#90138832">trueboy.blogspot.com</a> | <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000293.html#000293">iWire</a></p>
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<p>While doing a search for something completely different, I stumbled upon the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/deadringers/index.shtml">Dead Ringers team doing some Tom Baker Doctor Who</a> pranks. The first one I listened to, and probably my favourite, has the impressionist <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/death/brief_history/tom_clip.shtml">ringing up the real-life version of Tom Baker</a> to discuss problems with K9 on his home-world of Gallifrey... Highly entertaining...</p>
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<p>I don't know if his decision to take his weblog down is final or whether he's just having a short break, but either way <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a>'s weblog will be much missed.</p>
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<p>A quote from Jonathan Franzen's <i>Why Bother?</i> (from his book of essays <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0007147252/invisithebomb">How to be Alone</a>) that I think is interesting in that it presents a different perspective - a tangential perspective perhaps - on the loss of social capital that is described in Putnam's <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743203046/invisithebomb">Bowling Alone</a>:</p>
<blockquote>"Superficially, at least, regionalism is still thriving. In fact it's fashionable on college campuses nowadays to say that there is no America anymore, there are only Americas; that the only things a black lesbian New Yorker and a Southern Baptist Georgian have in common are the English language and the federal income tax. The likelihood, however, is that both the New Yorker and the Georgian watch <i>Letterman</i> every night, both are struggling to find health insurance, both have jobs that are threatened by the migration of employment overseas, both go to discount superstores to purchase <i>Pocahontas</i> tie-in products for their children, both are being pummeled into cynicism by commercial advertising, both play Lotto, both dream of fifteen minutes of fame, both are taking a serotonin reuptake inhibitor, and both have a guilty crush on Uma Thurman."</blockquote>
<p>Another quote from the same collection (only this time from the essay <i>Imperial Bedroom</i>) casts an unconventional eye over the issues of privacy in the 21st Century. There's much here to respect, if not agree with:</p>
<blockquote>The "right to be left alone"? Far from disappearing, it's exploding. It's the <i>essence</i> of modern American architecture, landscape, transportation, communication, and mainstream political philosophy. The real reason that Americans are apathetic about privacy is so big as to be almost invisible: we're flat-out <i>drowning</i> in privacy.</blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003190.shtml">The Excesses of Social Software</a>: There's a post over at Matt Jones' site at the moment concerned with attempts to define and discuss social software [<a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000472.html"><strike>Defining</strike> Discussing 'Social Software'</a>] and I find myself reacting to it in a completely unexpected way. Social software of one form or another has formed the core of most of the stuff I've worked and played with for the last several years, and I expected myself to find this resurgence of interest in these kinds of interactions fascinating and useful. But there's something about the abandonment of concepts of 'online community' and the complete rejection of familiar terms and paradigms like the message board that worries me. [<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/old/003190.shtml">more ...</a>]</p>
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<p>There's a post over at Matt Jones' site at the moment concerned with attempts to define and discuss social software [<a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000472.html"><strike>Defining</strike> Discussing 'Social Software'</a>] and I find myself reacting to it in a completely unexpected way. Social software of one form or another has formed the core of most of the stuff I've worked and played with for the last several years, and I expected myself to find this resurgence of interest in these kinds of interactions fascinating and useful. But there's something about the abandonment of concepts of 'online community' and the complete rejection of familiar terms and paradigms like the message board that worries me. There seems to be a bizarre lack of history to the whole enterprise - a desire to claim a territory as unexplored when it's patently not. And more importantly a remarkable lack of implementation and experiment around the place. Where are the projects that people are assembling and playing with? Where's the experience in running communities? Where's the actual engagement in how people operate <i>with each other</i> in online environments...</p>
<p>The other aspect of the whole situation that I find interesting (to go off at a tangent) is this repeated assertion that social software, message-boards and the like, are over-complex paradigms that confuse the <i>general public</i>. A phrase I've heard a lot recently asserts that when we build these social spaces, these tools or devices - these workflows of human interactions - that we should always remember that we're <i>not building them for us</i>. There seem to be two assumptions operating here - that the general public are profoundly stupid and that (because they have as yet not noticed this fact) designers are probably pretty thick as well. In my experience neither is true (although to be fair neither is strictly false either).</p>
<p>This phrase - not for us - is being used a lot at the moment about types of site (like message boards and instant messaging applications for example) that already have a significant amount of history and precedent behind them - types of site that have at least partially 'gone mainstream'. But rather than adapt and evolve these sites (firstly making them simpler or removing extraneous functionality and then taking these simpler sites and adding new struts or concepts into them) the urge seems to be to abandon them completely and build something new - something that <i>this time</i> will be simpler and more effective than all the other paradigms that have fallen by the wayside already. And what are we likely to end up with after all of this process has been conducted? Sites that fulfil many of the same functions (if not exactly the same functions), but which fulfil them via completely new paradigms that have been <i>designed</i> rather than <i>evolved</i> - meaning that they're sites that people are now forced to try and understand from scratch with little or no precedent to rely on. And these paradigms normally cannot adapt with the increasing demands of users or their increasing web savvy. To make a specious analogy - when you give people a space-hopper rather than a bike with training wheels, you can't really be surprised when they never graduate to the bicycle in adulthood... The bicycle in this example being those forms of interaction that have spontaneously emerged out of the web's memespace and proliferated naturally and easily across the web - sites like the message board or the weblog or even the Wiki have done... </p>
<p>That's not to say that innovation isn't important because clearly it is, but the innovation must come with the realisation of <i>how to fulfil a need</i> - and to do that we have to look at how those needs have been met to date and where there's scope to bring our insights to bear. In Clay Shirky's inspired piece that touched on <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_11_03_archive.shtml#85655118">the failings of early community software</a> he talked about the assumptions that had led us to our current unsatisfactory 'social software' (this was before the definition of social software became victim of the urge to split it so commensurately from earlier, more familiar 'community' definitions). And he came up with these problems:</p>
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<li> We have the wrong historical models and exotic "extremist" ideologies:
<ol><li> The suggestion that the web should represent a shift or collapse in "identity"
<li> The need to prove purity of 'online culture' by foregrounding immersive MUDs and MOOs
<li> Assumption (because of scarcity of humans online) that we would be using this technology to meet people we didn't know offline</ol></ul>
<p>All these assumptions were led by a fascination with the extreme possibilities of technology available at the time rather any investigation of what people were likely to - in the long-term - actually <i>want</i> or indeed functionally <i>be able</i> to do. The current hysteria reminds me very much of this attitude, these errors of first-principle and this disrespect for history and observable characteristics of <i>how human beings actually seem to behave</i>. It would be a terrible shame if the potentially functional, interesting and intelligent uses of social software were delayed by an explosive interest in fashionable concepts<sup><a href="#noteone">1</a></sup> followed by a ten year trough of frustration - abandoning individual web-users and independent creative types like the webloggers, message-board implementers and wiki-owners to quietly (and unfashionably) get on with it like they've been doing for years...</p>
<p><b>Notes:</b> <a name="noteone">(1)</a> I'm sorry, but <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot.org</a> is <i>not</i> an emergent system. It's just not. That's a facile analogy...</p>
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What is it about "Social Software" that is starting to worry me? Is it the abandonment of concepts of 'online community' and the complete rejection of familiar terms and paradigms like the message board? Is it the increasing lack of history? Or is it the desire to claim a territory as unexplored when it's patently not?
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AUTHOR: Sunir Shah
EMAIL: sunir@sunir.org
IP: 24.43.17.245
URL: http://usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?SunirShah
DATE: 01/08/2003 03:14:09 AM
I wouldn't worry so much about the shifting sands of fashion. There will always be the quiet undercurrent that continues to develop the better answer. While history has shown this does not necessarily mean the better answer wins, on the Internet at least we have the advantage of keeping our efforts persistent for longer periods--proviso we try--and that means maybe one day we can ratchet ourselves forward, even in the long now. It gives me great satisfaction to believe that MeatballWiki will still be around in fifty years after all today's blogs have died.
When I started MeatballWiki almost three years ago, my goal was to create a holistic pattern language of social interaction. I started by cataloguing the historical uses online. I've since learnt that the rather short history of online communication speaks only very little--an important little, but little nonetheless--towards the problem of how to improve social interaction with the network. By studying the history of human interaction, I think we could learn a lot more about the future than by studying our imaginations. Human nature is about the only thing that hasn't changed all that much in five thousand years.
Anytime someone says to you that everything is going to change, they're of course lying (to you or to themselves). Sometimes it's exciting to believe you're at the cusp of the future, but we're always at the cusp of the future. I heard today that Albert Camus pointed out that the best way to contribute to the future is to give everything to the present, and I have to add the corollary that the only way to give everything to the present is to understand how we got here. I say the "post-WELL" environment we are in now in 2003 is a simple return to daily life. And speaking of which, I have some hacking to do on UseModWiki's new translator, so no more waxing eloquent.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.42.110
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/10/2003 09:25:19 AM
I went to a lecture recently where Richard Stallman was talking about copyright in the digital age and he started by saying one really interesting thing. Basically it can be summarised as:
Changes in technology do not change fundamental ethics, but ethical decisions may have radically different consequences in context.
ie. Ethics remains the same but the way in which technology brings some elements to the fore or pushes them back into irrelevancy depends on technology. It's very easy to confuse our current historical mode of 'being ethical' with the underlying nature of 'being ethical', because while the former is a child of the latter, they are very much not the same. I think the same is probably true about 'being human'. If we can dislocate ourselves up and out of our preconceived notions of human behaviour then we might be able to find a 'deep grammar' of interaction that allows us to make more transformative technologies...
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: andrew@heyotwell.com
IP: 128.83.231.83
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DATE: 01/10/2003 05:36:23 PM
"If we can dislocate ourselves up and out of our preconceived notions of human behaviour then we can..."
As if this urge was itself a new idea. It's so critical for designers, programmers, or whomever to realize that new technologies don't confer on us any special perceptive abilities; i.e., if those who've come before us in many fields haven't been able to "dislocate" themselves out of their own preconceived notions of human behavior, why in the world would we be able to do it? (Unless you're thinking of someone in particular?)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.137.254
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/11/2003 08:04:37 PM
First things first, I'm not claiming any new ideas or insights here - I'm just combining them in different ways or bringing them to the attention of new and emergent communities. Secondly, I think the point I was making was that there's a tension between contingency and essentialism - and that that's what we explore. You say that 'if those who've come before us in many fields haven't been able to 'dislocate' themselves out of their own preconceived notions of human behaviour, why in the world would we be able to do it', but I would argue that that process has actually happened many hundreds of thousands of times over the years. It's the sense of being able to pull ourselves out of PRECONCEIVED ideas that I'm talking about - not dislocating ourselves from 'being human'.
The hope is that we work around the facilitation of fundamental human instincts and skills - we work to augment those, facilitate those interactions and help compensate for an overload that such a process might engender. But we can't' confuse our current perception of the limits or instincts of humanity - which will tend to be inherently meshed in with our understanding of our place in relationship to current technology and culture - to what the actual potential might be. A comparable example - a few hundred yeras ago it was believed that human beings couldn't survive when travelling over 30mph. The fact that those perceived limits were innaccurate does not undermine the fact that the human body does have limitations. What those limitations might be (and how they might be changed, compensated for or removed) is essentially why we are here...
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AUTHOR: Tom Steinberg
EMAIL: steiny@barrysworld.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.voxpolitics.com
DATE: 02/27/2003 12:55:44 AM
Here here, Tom! The point you've made picks up on one of my most consistent complaints about non-technical new-technology evangelists - the fact that they're often guilty of throwing entire maternity wards out with the bathwater because they're not sufficiently knowledgable about issues they're dissing. Discussion groups like emint agonise about how to make online communities functions smoothly. They realise that a single button placement can be the difference between an easy, enjoyable forum experience with a vibrant community, and a nightmare that you give up on in 15 seconds. Those who are more ignorant of the issues assume that any problem they once had logging into a bulliten board was in fact symptomatic of a heretoforth unnoticed structural flaw in the whole of BBS systems! Which then (handily) signifies the need for a new paradigm! And a new book!
So, as you rightly suggest, the idea then spreads that the current generation of technologies 'isn't easy enough for the big time'. Instead we need new technologies which, unsurprisingly, are SO COOL that can only be expressed using lots of words like 'paradigm' and 'holistic user experience'. This is because the writers really don't have a clue how to make it work, or even how to keep an IRC chan with 5 people in it interested.
Meanwhile, the real builders of the next generation - such as the authors of vBulliten or upmystreet.com , just keep quietly improving their products, drawing people in, integrating, ammassing and expanding, slowly involving more and more real web users. They've already captured a huge proportortion of all the people online looking for any kind of help or assistance with any kind of issues - no small feat.
Let's be honest - we don't need a totally new kind of social software. We just need steady improvement to what we have, and more channels of access to it. The ideas are already so good they've transformed the lives of people engaged deeply in online communities. They will keep doing so if we don't abandon the path of incremental improvement in favour of the pursuit of radical bollocks.
PS: For a completely analagous situation - check out the foul mouthed rant I added as a comment to the end of this post about an 'intellectual' view of gaming.
http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000448.html
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: not@today.com
IP: 65.104.16.39
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 04/10/2003 12:23:54 AM
Great observations, I've been bothered by some of the same things. There seems to be a serious regression in the conversation quality now that people spend all their time blogging instead of talking on boards and lists.
Posted more on my site.
And of course that's a perfect example of one problem with blogs, they are structured to fragment the conversation onto dozens of sites, making it hard, if not impossible, to follow along.
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AUTHOR: trolls
EMAIL: trolls@donthaveone.org
IP: 142.177.79.135
URL: http://en.wiki.oekonux.org.uk/Troll-friendly_wiki
DATE: 05/31/2004 05:35:08 PM
The <a href="http://en.wiki.oekonux.org.uk/Troll-friendly_wiki">troll-friendly wiki</a> is one of the best proposals for how to deal with political excesses of fascism among social software sysops.
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<p>In a little less that twenty minutes, it's time for the January <a href="http://stream.apple.akadns.net/">Steve Jobs Macworld Keynote speech</a>. This is the speech that sets the scene for the next year of <a href="http://www.apple.com">Apple</a> products - heck, it's the speech that <i>announces</i> most of them. As usual, the rumour sites have been going insane, with the most plausible suggestions coming from <a href="http://www.thinksecret.com/news/mwsf03apple.html">Think Secret</a>. As usual, the relevant clump of people at work will be watching the whole thing over Quicktime and making sarcastic comments to each other over <a href="http://www.apple.com/ichat">iChat</a>.</p>
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<p>And here's where I will be live-blogging Macworld as I watch it over <a href="http://www.apple.com/quicktime">Quicktime</a> in real-time.</p>
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<li> There's apparently a video stream of the keynote stream going into the Vatican.
<li> 68% of people going to <a href="http://www.apple.com/switch">Apple's Switch Pages</a> are using Windows.
<li> 51 Apple Stores across the US.
<li> Revenues: $148 million from stores, with 50% of these sales going to Windows users.
<li> News about <a href="http://www.apple.com/isync/">iSync</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/ical">iCal</a> updates.
<li> In Japan <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> has 42% market share. <a href="http://www.burton.com">Burton.com</a> have built the iPod controls into the sleeve of the jacket. Trivial, but entertaining...
<li> There are 5 million currently active users of Mac OSX.
<li> "If you've got Windows apps that you've <i>got to run</i> (for some reason)..." Virtual PC has been released. Pro Tools stuff has been released. Or whatever that might be...
<li> Final Cut Pro, number one Pro editing package in the world. Apple now releasing Final Cut Pro in a cut-down version as Final Cut Express.
<li> No new products will boot into OSX. Steve made a dumbass slip and said we're focusing all our efforts on 9. Ha! Loser.
<li> Digital Hub - they've launched all their iApps, and now they're getting them to work together better. Putting music on Movies, putting music on iPhoto, putting photos into Movies. They've completely integrated these applications now.
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/">iTunes</a>: "There are hidden features in iTunes 3 springing to life today!"
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphoto/">iPhoto</a>: New version - iPhoto 2 launches - integrated with iTunes, One-click Enhance, Archive to CD-Rs and DVDs, Retouch brush...
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/imovie/">iMovie</a>: New interface, more precise audio editing, soundtracks from iTunes, "Ken Burns Effect" for inserting still images into movies, added some sound effects from Skywalker sound, Chapters, etc.
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/idvd/">iDVD</a> - now on version three. All integrated and stuff. Weird professional 'filtery' things... You can age your movie to make it look like old film.
<li> You can still download iTunes, iPhoto and iMovie for free, but iDVD is really expensive to send through the net, so you can only get it with al the other apps on a CD for $49. Calling it iLife.
<li> New Application! Safari - turbo browser for OSX! Tested against all the other browsers including Chimera, and it's apparently faster than all of them - three-times faster than IE on a Mac for downloading stuff and showing pages. Launch times, 40% faster the IE, and much faster to do Javascript.
<li> "They wanted to innovate", Google integration, a whole new way of doing bookmarks and ease of use. Looks really good. Looking forward to seeing this one, even though it's got the brushed metal appearance. The bookmarks feature operates just like iTunes' libraries and playlists. You can send them rendering bugs on the fly as you surf the web as well.
<li> Safari is based on Open Source KHTML stuff and they're excited by Open Source and are planning to release all their improvements on the web today. Beta release.<b> Free download starting today!</b>
<li> Keynote - presentation application "for when your presentation really needs to work". And it was built for Steve... Alignment guides. Could this be a cheap or free PowerPoint killer? Full Alpha-channel transparent graphics based on PDF. Exports into PDF and Quicktime and Powerboat. But it also can open and edit PowerPoint files. How much? $99. Available now.
<li> 17" Powerbook. And still only 1' thick. And it's got the industry first of underlit keys so that people can read the keyboard. Ambient light sensors to tell when they need to come on as well! 6.8 lbs. And it's not Titanium any more - Aircraft-grade Aluminium that's 'hard anodized and not painted'. 1Ghz G4, 1Mb L3 Cache, Superdrive, geForce4 64 mb of memory with Firewire 800. Wireless equipped with built-in Bluetooth. Lithium Prismatic battery tech - 4.5 hours of life even with 17" screen. $3299.
<li> Airport news: 2 million 11 Mbps speed - now Airport Extreme takes things up to 54 Mbps (802.11g) - fully compatible with all current hotspots. New Base-station has up to 50 users. Wireless Bridging. USB printing. Selling for $199.
<li> <b>One more thing:</b> 12" inch Powerbook. 1.2 inches thick. 4.6 lbs. Smallest Powerbook ever. Full-sized keyboard. Smaller than the iBook. 867Mhz G4. geForce4 420 Go. 32 Mb of Graphics. Slot-load Combo. Wireless built in. Bluetooth build in. Airport Extreme ready (extra $99). 5 hours battery life. <b>Cost:</b> $1799. Looks pretty amazing.
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<p>All in all, it's been a pretty astonishing MacWorld - with some seriously good kit up for sale. I don't regret getting the iBook though - the only comparable product that I'd be interested in is the miniature Powerbook, and i don't think I'd have been able to afford it anyway. Next time. Next time.</p>
<p>I hope everyone's had a good MacWorld! And I'll post again when I've had a bit of rest!</p>
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<p>One more thing as I download my new Apple browser and look towards the pub:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/">Safari</a><br />
<b>Notes:</b> DiveIntoMark's <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/01/07.html#safari_review">review of Safari</a> and <a href="http://diveintomark.org/safari/">information on Safari CSS bugs and sucesses</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/finalcutexpress/">Final Cut Express</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/keynote/">Keynote</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/ilife/">iLife</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/powerbook/">Powerbooks</a>
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<p>There's at least one clear analogue for the process of (1) getting exciting by a work project, (2) getting completely involved in said work project, (3) going at it like a mad badger and (4) collapsing exhausted afterwards. And the afterglow is at least equally pleasant. Today <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a> finally comes out of beta and has been launched to the world at large by an article in the Guardian: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,870847,00.html">The Square Mile</a>. We've worked on a few small-scale UI tweaks over the last few weeks and we think that we're getting closer to making the apparently simple concept easy to use and communicate. There area couple of tiny ones to come - but they're really enhancements and should emerge over the next week or so. I doubt anyone will notice them but me.</p>
<p>The process of developing the UI and functionality of the site has presented some particularly interesting challenges which I've been mostly responsible for working through - along with Dan Burzynski (back-end programmer), Dorian McFarland (front-end programmer) and Stefan Magdalinski (who thought up the idea in the first place). Throughout the process my particular aspiration was to make it almost so <i>obvious</i> to use that people completely ceased to notice how novel it was. This involved paring down the message board functionality to its simplest core and concentrating on fully understanding the very distinct issues that a geographically-organised board might engender.</p>
<p>For example - most discussion boards operate with <b>time</b> as a major axis. This is so common that it almost doesn't occur to people that it could be done any other way - new 'topics/threads/conversations' sit at the top of the page, and either (1) gradually deteriorate in importance through time (<a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a>, <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot.org</a>, <a href="http://www.plastic.com">Plastic</a> - where the content to be discussed is timely and has a limited shelf-life) or (2) move to the top each time they are updated. Time has been the main way that all message-boards have come to be directed - and so removing it as the core organising principle of a board presents profound challenges to users. Core concepts evolved - the 'here/now' bar reflects the co-dependency of the two axes of geography and time - as you increase the time-scale you are investigating the more threads become visible across the country. This means that your ten nearest threads are likely to be very close to you. As you decrease the time-scale to short periods, the conversations become fresher, but (since they are selecting from a diluted stock) more geographically distributed. Our concepts of tracked threads as well also hopefully balance this desire to <i>keep it simple and comprehensible</i> while essentially building in a completely different view of the site on offer...</p>
<p>So that's it - that's Conversations Version 1.0 - and I think we're all quite proud of how it's turned out. And I'll be more proud still if it continues to be useful and interesting to people...</p>
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<p>Well there's bad news and there's good news. The bad news is that at least one of my papers for ETCON has been rejected, which means that since (essentially) I've already written the damn thing, all I need is for Cal to get the project that I was going to publish it through organised and then I can put it online. That is the good news - just some minor editing and rewriting required. And possibly some more conceptual and mock-up work. In related news, the <i>other</i> paper I submitted a proposal for (the big scary one that I've been thinking about for months) has yet to be rejected. So there is still hope remaining. Although not necessarily much...</p>
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<p>So Steve Guttenberg is gay. Except of course he probably isn't gay. That bit might have been made up. Or an error, maybe. On my part. Don't sue. I wish Steve Guttenberg was gay, because I had such a huge crush on him when I was fifteen. Not that that's why I think he's gay. Not that I do. Certainly not. Don't sue.</p>
<p>The reason I (don't) think Steve Guttenberg is gay is this article about him: <a href="http://www.indiewire.com/people/people_030109gutten.html">Steve Guttenberg Takes on Rear Ends, Leonard Maltin, And Directing</a>. The first thing I thought when I read this was <i>are these journalists mocking Steve Guttenberg by saying that he's gay?</i> and the second thing I thought when I read it was <i>are these journalists trying to communicate that Steve Guttenberg is gay because they know he is and he won't say it out-loud?</i> Not that he is gay, you understand. Don't sue me.</p>
<p>Anyway - here are the things in the article that make me think that they're trying to horribly mischaracterise Steve Guttenberg as being a big homo. First there's the phrase "takes on rear ends". No comment. Then there's the fact that the movie he's doing is about straight men and gay men living together. Then there's this exhange: <b>iW:</b> By the way, before we hang up, do you want to share any personal information. I have no idea if you're single or married? <b>Guttenberg:</b> Just single. <b>iW:</b> Single and available? <b>Guttenberg:</b> I don't really talk about it.</p>
<p>Plus, you know, he has a blonde golden retriever called Sandy.</p>
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<p>Do you want compulsory ID cards in the United Kingdom? I would hazard a guess that you don't. If that's the case then get over to <a href="http://www.stand.org.uk">stand.org.uk</a> now and do something about it:</p>
<blockquote>Hands up everybody who's really excited about the
introduction of universal Identity Cards for every man,
woman and child in the country!
No? Well, that can't be right. Lord Falconer says that in one of
the widest ranging <a HREF="http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/dob/ecu.htm">consultations</a> conducted by a government,
<a href="http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page6806.asp">they've been fair swamped</a>
with positive endorsements of
the Government's Entitlement Card plans.<br /><br /><i>With just a few
days to go before the end of the consultation, the Home Office is
saying that overall the public's reaction is hugely positive.</i></b><br /><br />The cynics amongst you might comment that that's because the
only people who have been really gee-ed up about <a HREF="http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/cpd/entitlement_cards/complete_hi_r.pdf">downloading
a 13MB PDF</a> (<a HREF="http://www.isness.org/idcard/">here's the HTML version we knocked up</a>),
scrutinising its every word and then writing up
their fascinating points of view are those with an axe to
grind about ID cards in the first place. Like the IT
companies who are desperate to sell the government a brand
new solution. Or the civil servants who've been hankering
after this massive simplification of their dozens of
databases for decades. Or the private companies like credit
agencies who would dearly love to have a single ID to store
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<p>The appalling nature of child abuse and the unpleasantness of child pornography notwithstanding, this article on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2648987.stm">Pete Townsend</a> seems to me to highlight how cultural hysteria around these issues is leading to some extraordinary legal situations. 1300 people arrested for visiting web-sites - even grotesque and disgusting ones? How does that work?</p>
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<p>So I have an iBook. And I have a desktop computer. They are both Macs. My desktop computer is plugged into a stereo amplifier. I use it to play mp3s that I've rippped from my ample music collection. But mostly I use my lap-top for everything now. My home computer is nothing but a grotesquely powerful wireless networking bridge and jukebox. But I'm getting increasingly frustrated because I want to be able to control my jukebox from my main computer. From my laptop. My first reaction to having wireless networking is that I should be able to use my laptop as some kind of remote-control. I need a <i>bridge</i> a way of interacting with my main computer - something that will let me control iTunes long-distance... I hereby invoke the <a href="http://www.lazyweb.org">lazyweb</a>...</p>
<ul><li> Is this the answer? <a href="http://www.versiontracker.com/php/dlpage.php?id=13021&kind=1&db=mac">iHam on iRye 1.1.1</a></ul>
<p>In related - posted-after-the-fact - news, I'd like to thank Euan for pointing me towards <b>iHam on iRye</b> (above), which is one of the best applications with a chronically stupid bloody name I've ever used. I am now comfortably sitting on my sofa wirelessly connecting to my desktop computer and completely controlling iTunes. I will be able to do this from any room in my ludicrously tiny flat. Including my bedroom. While I'm in bed. All in all, excellent stuff. And in related news, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> has pointed me towards the <a href="http://www.griffintechnology.com/products/itrip/index.html">iTrip</a> - an achingly gorgeous little piece of kit that you plug into your iPod. The iPod then broadcasts the music it's playing in such a way that it can be picked up by any nearby FM radio. Stunning. I must have one...</p>
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<p>A brief list of some interesting articles I've read today:</p>
<ul><li> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/10/business/media/10TUBE.html">Skipping Ads? TV gets ready to fight back...</a>
<li> <a href="http://go.openflows.org/article.pl?sid=03/01/11/0359210&mode=thread">Beijing Blocks Blogspot</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp">Winning the War on Masturbation</a></ul>
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<p>I'm two-thirds of the way through my second Edward Tufte book, <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0961392142/invisithebomb">The Visual Display of Quantitative Information</a>. Now, before your eyes glaze over and you start skipping over to one of those <i>proper</i> weblogs where they talk about sex and disastrous relationships and the movies they've been to see recently, I want to try and convince you that the books of Edward Tufte are <i>fun</i> and <i>interesting</i>. I have no obvious reason to read them - I'm not a statistician and I don't work with graphs - and yet I find them endlessly pleasurable. I suppose there are several reasons for this , although some of them might be unexpected. Firstly, they are books which are intellectually stretching without being wordy or incomprehensible. They immediately open up realms or spheres of engagement with the world and with the information in it that are normally hidden from people. Secondly they are profoundly sensual experiences. Printed on high-quality paper, mixing textures between covers and cloth and sheet - these are quality publications. The typography is beautiful, the diagrams are never less than beautifully rendered - and occasionally they are simple beautiful diagrams, charts and the like. And finally they have the charm of the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0747563209/invisithebomb">Schott's Original Miscellany</a> (in that they contain as asides blocks of utterly unexpected information and background) without the handicap of being about nothing... In fact all of Tufte's books are satisfying because they exude the care of the artisan or the craftsman - someone with a profound expertise in, and love/respect for the process of creation of quality. In this respect his books really remind me of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0881791326/invisithebomb">Robert Bringhurst's Elements of Typographic Style</a>, another book that beautifully expresses passion and expertise based around a respect for quality.</p>
<p>Which is probably why, when I was reading The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, I was so surprised to come upon a paragraph that was so completely alien to the practices of web clarity and usability. In it, Tufte states some beliefs that have long-since been rejected from web design - ostensibly because they are smack of elitism and are impractical - even costly. He states, in effect, that we shouldn't forsake complexity just to communicate with our audience. Here is a brief quote from a much larger section of the book concerned with novelty and different paradigms of information-presentation:</p>
<blockquote>Moreover, it is a frequent mistake in thinking about statistical graphics to underestimate the audience. Instead, why not assume that if you understand it, most other readers will, too? Graphics should be as intelligent and sophisticated as the accompanying text.</blockquote>
<p>The section concerned is a lot longer and more detailed than the quote above, and is fundamentally about revealing complex and large amounts of information through graphical means - rather than about navigation or layout. But it's still interesting to me. He talks about how most diagrams used in the national press (if compared with those used at schools and colleges) are of a <i>pre-adult level</i>, and that we shouldn't allow this to happen. We should respect the intelligence of our audience. The comparison with the title of Steve Krug's brilliant web usability book <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0789723107/invisithebomb">Don't make me think!</a> (much recommended) couldn't be more striking.</p>
<p>So what is it about web navigation and site structure that means we should treat our users as idiots while infographics are allowed to treat their viewers like grown-ups? Unfortunately the answer is ultimately extremely simple - infographics are designed to transmit useful information and that information is the final goal of any interaction with them. This isn't true of web-navigation. Web navigation is designed to structure and communicate information about <i>how to find different information</i>. Web-navigation (and my doctoral supervisor in Bristol is literally turning over in her tenure as I say this) is for the most part nothing but meta-information - no one (except web UI professionals) visits MSN.co.uk for the information communicated by the navigational scheme. It's fundamentally uninteresting.</p>
<p>But this does not necessarily have to be the case - it seems to me eminently possible that we might be able to generate a hybridised system whereby web navigation actually itself holds valuable information - much like Tufte demonstrates the axes of a graph can be redeveloped to carry additional information about the data that they frame (I'll see if I can find a visual representation of this as soon as I get a moment). I have at this time no sense of how one might go about doing this (except through a cascading series of inter-navigating graphs) but there seems to me to be a certain amount of potential in this line of investigation... More on this later (perhaps)...</p>
<p><b>Addenda:</b> <a href="http://www.edwardtufte.com/39471251/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=00005F&topic_id=1&topic=Ask%20E%2eT%2e">How to pronounce Tufte</a> (after <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/01/030107links_for_yo.html">kottke.org</a>).</p>
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<p>I've been getting really behind with the stuff that I want to write on <b>plasticbag.org</b> recently, which probably explains why when I <i>do</i> write something it's fairly hardcore and intensely thought-through rather than a piece of conversational life-fluff. So I'm going to experiment with Jason's <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/01/030112links_for_yo.html">remaindered links</a> approach for a couple of days until I feel I've caught up with the world, although I don't think I'll do it for long, because I'm not convinced that anyone reads or clicks on lists of links. Nevertheless there is a value to the process, if only in that my link to them (like everyone else's links to them) constitutes a micro-vote on the utility of the article or resource in question, aiding <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> reflect the mood of the web-community and helping <a href="http:www.google.com">Google</a> serve the best possible search-results to its visitors...</p>
<ul>
<li> My new favourite weblog of the moment (and added to my NetNewsWire subscriptions) is <a href="http://www.monkeyx.com/">monkeyx.com</a>...
<li> There's a couple of interesting <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/faceperception1/">face-perception tests</a> over at the BBC's Science site at the moment...
<li> Cory Doctorow points and laughs at you for <a href="http://www.internetweek.com/story/INW20030109S0001">getting all stressed out about WiFi</a>...
<li> There's a <a href="http://www.textism.com/article/661/">new content management system</a> on the way from the guy behind <a href="http://www.textism.com">textism.com</a>...
<li> Two search requests that get people to my site: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+bag+a+man&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off">How to bag a man</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=G.W.Bush%27s+boyfriend&spell=1">G.W. Bush's boyfriend</a>...</ul>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.icommune.net/">iCommune</a> looks like it's <i>going</i> to be brilliant - as soon as there's better auto-discovery...
<li> A man of principles and passion, and prepared to stand up for them, could Martin Sheen be the best President America never had? <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030112_394.html">1</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2650299.stm">2</a>, <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/news/011103_nw_warprotest.html">3</a>, <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/12/1041990185210.html">4</a>, <a href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/Entertainment/story_44881.asp">5</a>, <A href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow?artid=34103496">6</a>...
<li> "My gun rights are more important than my gay rights..." Compare <a href="http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=6676413&BRD=2212&PAG=461&dept_id=465812&rfi=6">this news story</a> with <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2000_03_19_archive.shtml#99776">this thing</a> I posted a million years ago...
<li> <a href="http://www.0format.com/archive/000213.php">Why are Kottke and Megnut two different weblogs?</a> Funny. If you're in the know.
<li> A new home for left-wing weblogging in the UK: <A href="http://politx.ohskylab.com/">PolitX.org</a>...
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<li> Three films in order of quality (worst first): <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0253754">Star Trek: Nemesis</a> | <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0278731">Spider</a> | <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0299658">Chicago</a>
<li> A collection of <a href="http://www.iwishyouwish.com">wishlists for webloggers</a>...
<li> For Buffy fans only: <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/thefirstevil">The Diary of the First Evil</a>...
<li> Some <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2003/1/10/44810/0235">UI design lies</a> for your delectation...
<li> I'm hiding my shame down here where no one will see - my second paper to ETCON on the despotism of social software also got rejected...
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<li> Read about the most <a href="http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=14297">overhyped and under-reported stories of 2002</a>...
<li> Find out why my mate Phil <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2621581.stm">turned Pepys' Diaries into a weblog</a>...
<li> <b>Did you know?</b> The song 'I'm Going Slightly Mad' by Queen was inspired by the delirium that can affect people in the later stages of AIDS-related decline? Find it 'quirky' now...
<li> <a href="http://memeufacture.com/">Memeufacture</a> is very much a step in the right direction when it comes to using weblog content in an aggregated way - but it's not there yet. Please employ me to be the person who makes this come true...
<li> Matt Webb talks about <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2003_01_12_archive.shtml#90174091">Adaptive Design For Weblog Software</a>
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<p>Three things. <b>A)</b> The first thing is that I'm going to send you all over to <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">Sparky's house</a> and remind you to make a donation to Sparky and Rooster's Big Gay unWedding - which you should be able to find a link for half-way down the page on the left. Congratulations again, guys. I only wish I could come over and congratulate you both in person. <B>B)</b> Mr Kottke's advertising his wares in his window again, so if you're looking for someone with considerable talent who concentrates in <i>clear, simple, user-centered design, microcontent, and the writable web</i> then you should aim yourselves towards <a href="http://www.kottke.org/portfolio/index.html">his updated portfolio</a>. <b>C)</b> A Friend and secret-trash-professional has launched themselves blogwards at <a href="http://trashaddict.blogspot.com/">Trash Addict</a> and you should go and investigate immediately so that the novelty doesn't wear off...</p>
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<p>So what have you seen in the first two weeks of 2003? Shortly after New Year I travelled up to Suffolk to visit a friend who had rented a cottage by the sea for her thirtieth birthday. The weather was stunning and we got to walk on the beach.</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/dunwich_beach.jpg" width="400" class="image" />
<p>The morning after the night before we travelled around a bit, ending up wandering around the astonishingly intact Orford Castle.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/orford_castle.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>While wandering around the village we found several restaurants serving fish and an amazing place that smoked fish and cheese and hocks of ham, and you could watch them doing it (and take photos).</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/fish_smoking.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>And when we returned to London it wasn't more than a few days before the weather had changed completely, and blue-skies and ice-cold winds had turned into huge flakes of snow. Here's the view from my back window:</p>
<img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/my_back_window.jpg" width="400" border="0" class="image" />
<p>I'm quite happy with the stuff I've done and seen so far this year. If it's all of a comparable standard, I think I'll be quite satisfied...</p>
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<p>Since I don't talk nearly enough about the trivia of my life on the site any more, I thought I'd briefly allude to my trip to Suffolk and put online a scant few of the pictures I took when I was up there. I think they came out quite well: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/003191.shtml">The first two weeks of 2003</a>.</p>
<p><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/orford_castle_front_page.jpg" alt="Orford Castle" width="410" border="0"></td></tr></table></p>
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<p>Often as I'm taking the bus home of an evening, I pass a man who looks a bit like a dynamic middle manager standing on Oxford Street near to John Lewis talking about God very loudly through some kind of 'voice-enhancement-device'. I found him profoundly annoying. From my position he's just standing up there advertising a way of life that seems to be based around the abandonment of a sense of moral responsibility and condemning people whose lifestyles don't fit the model of Middle-Eastern propriety two thousand years ago. It seems a bit weird to me. I keep wanting to go up to him and say things like, "I commit the sin of <i>buggery</i>!" Even though I very seldom do and when I do I don't like it very much. Or maybe, "I do dirty things with men!" Which I do slightly more often and quite enjoy, but doesn't seem entirely immoral enough. Or maybe buy him a novel or something. So that he has something else to do instead of shout at me all day.</p>
<p>But actually I have a lot of respect for the poor chap. He's established some things he believes in and he probably gets a fair amount of aggro but still he's prepared to stand up and do his bit. Occasionally I look around my own soap-box by the side of the road, and check my voice-publishing equipment and wonder what on earth to talk about - even as I know there are a million things I'd like to say. In fact, worse than that, I find myself backing away from confrontation even about some of the things I believe in strongly. I had real trouble writing about Martin Sheen leading the anti-war protest in Los Angeles the other day because I was genuinely <i>proud</i> of him, proud to know that a man whose work I enjoy has the fire and the energy and the commitment to stand up and be counted. But when it came to writing about it, I became immediately timid. I kept qualifying things - we should respect his actions <i>even as we might not necessarily agree with them</i> - he was a great man <i>whether or not you thought his cause was just</i>. So I'm feeling a bit ashamed of myself today, and I'm thinking to myself, "What if I didn't back down on issues like these?". I'm even thinking, "I wonder what would happen if I went looking for fights..."</p>
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<p>Are you children never satisfied? Do you find yourself buying them ever more toys that they seem to discard almost immediately? Do they have a strange menacing glint in their eyes that you find ungodly? Terrifying, even? Then get them one of the <a href="http://www.johnlewis.com/stores/product.asp?sku=230133891&str=671&CK=true">new range of toys from John Lewis</a>. Guaranteed to keep them quiet!</p>
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<p>A few weeks ago there was an article on the BBC's site called <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2630869.stm">The Formula for Happiness</a> which explained that scientists had somehow managed to work out precisely the right way to calculate how happy someone was based upon several core criteria of their lives. This story has been picked up by <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">boingboing.net</A> and ran yesterday. But if you don't want to go through the whole palaver of calculating the whole thing by hand (as indeed I didn't) you can now go and have it calculated <i>for you</i> by <a href="http://www.dotcode.com/happy/">DotCode's Calculate your happinesss</a>.</p>
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<p>A good connection to the interhighweb and a love of computer games is all you need to appreciate the Jackass of X-Box gaming: <a href="http://rampancy.net/node.php?id=2750">Warthog Jump by Randy Glass</A>. With only a few dozen grenades, a few dead marines and a rocket-launcher, Randy catapults Halo's Warthog transports into the air in elegant studies of gaming pyrotechnics. Highly recommended and highly entertaining. Much improved if your sound is on, and the download is about 20mb, so not for the modem-users among you...</p>
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<p>Two hundred-thousand people have voted. And the response should be at the very least sobering for the American and British governments. The question asked: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/europe/gdml/peace2003.html">Which country represents the greatest threat to world peace in 2003?</a></p>
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<p>The dream - the recurring one - is the one where I go back to school after my degree to do more A-levels, and have to wear the same school uniform and am older than everyone else, but because I also have to hold down my job as well, I'm hardly ever there and then the exams come around and I'm terrified that I'm going to fail. The interesting nuance in the night of trauma that I just experienced was that I was doing an A-level in a language & literature class in something like Ancient Aramaic (or even Greek - which I'm supposed to be able to read) with only one or two other people, and the person in charge of teaching me, and who was sitting in the exam room with us was <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org">Stefan Magdalinski</a>, my boss at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a>. He was oddly inscrutable, like he knew what all the questions were. He kept smirking in a (mostly) kind way. Drove me insane...</p>
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<p>I spent much of yesterday in a strange venue - a converted public toilet. In front of a Hawksmoor church near Spitalfields market in London is a small glass structure - probably no more than 7ft x 7ft x 14ft. It's surrounded by a set of wrought iron railings. If you were looking for a meeting venue or a bar, you wouldn't notice it. But in fact it's just the top of a staircase that goes into an underground structure. Underground there's a new bar and a set of decks, but there also remain traces of public-sector tiling. The roof above is concrete struts with glass tiled pavement slabs forming hundreds of mini-skylights that let in a certain amount of greyish London light... I was in this public convenience for a short brainstorming session about music websites, the music industry and ways in which people go about discovering new music they like. Lots was discussed and I've been letting it settle in my mind to see if I can come to any general conclusions. So far my insights into the music industry have been limited to:</p>
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<li> Like everything else, music is becoming more componentised. Groupings of songs distrubuted as a unit have been a staple of the music industry since the transition from printed to recorded music. But these have often been as much a factor of the media available and the costs and ease of distribution than about how people would ideally like to listen to music. The closest thing we have to how people would ideally listen to music is probably radio - songs selected from a larger assortment based on assumptions of audience preference etc. etc.
<li> But is there a difference between listening to music and buying music? The function of an artist or an album is that it provides two easy axes by which we can find other songs that we are likely to enjoy based upon our preference for one song. I like Beck's song "Lost Cause", therefore I'm likely to enjoy other songs by Beck, and particularly other songs on the album "Sea Change". So it <i>could</i> be that compiled batches of media - in the form of albums <i>might</i> conceivably represent useful groupings for distribution.
<li> Now - while it's possible to consider batches or compilations of songs useful for distribution, that does not necessarily mean that CDs, Vinyl albums or other physical media have much of a future. If we are to accept that componentisation is the most likely end result for the the use of music, then at present this amounts to MP3 and comparable formats as representing the primary medium. This also ties into increasing digitisation of media. At present the only effective ways of getting MP3s are via personal 'ripping' (copying of songs from physical media to digital media) or the distribution of said MP3s online between individuals, via file-sharing networks or from companies. The distribution of MP3s online represents a relatively fast and effective way of getting hold of songs - <i>if you can find them and if bandwidth is of a satisfactory level</i>. The benefits of physical media at present then are that they make it easy to find the songs you want and at a quality that you want. Physical media are also better catered for in the mass market and can be moved between distinct media players quickly and easily.
<li> This aspect is significant and important to people - the ability to have access to as much of their media at any time, in an easily distributable way that can be used across several platforms is of significant interest to people.
<li> Technology - bandwidth and storage capacity - are continually increasing. In addition to these inevitable improvements, increased interoperability and improvements in wireless communication between devices are likely to be on the agenda.
<li> It's profoundly difficult to know at what point bandwidth and storage capacity will level out over the next ten years or so. Different availabilities and pricing levels of bandwidth and / or storage capacity will have profound consequences on which technologies become dominant. Alongside the difficulties in prediction come real-world legal, financial, monopolist and inter-company situations that may cheerfully scupper the development of the best or most effective means of managing musical distribution - or indeed the distribution of any media in an effective way.
<li> The benefits of centralisation are becoming increasingly clear as well. E-mail protocols like IMAP still haven't received general take up, but as more people find themselves using multiple computers (which seems to be a likely situation - probably following the approach of people buying multiple televisions or stereos), centralisation away from the home seems to be a plausible way of handling this. There's clearly a market here in being the company or the ISP that handles all your personal information centrally.
<li> Technologies are starting to appear that gesture at early-adopter's desires to centralise music playing as well. From applications like iHam on iRye (which allows you to control iTunes running on one computer from another) and applications designed to control how music is played on a network to devices that broadcast on short-range FM frequencies the audio output of MP3 players - there is a clear desire to be able to collate music in one place and yet play it anywhere.
<li> Closing 'The Analogue Hole' - the 'problem' of the Analogue hole is one that quite a lot of people are working at in record companies at the moment. The issue is that at present there is little or no way to stop people copying music into a digital format from an earlier analogue version of it. And more to the point, there's no apparent way of stopping people playing digital music that's full of encryption through a standard set of interconnects. The music is recorded again - relatively faithfully - but into digital from an analogue input. Fundamentally here, the issue is that there is <i>no</i> way of building in security at this level without self-consciously breaking the technology - you have to fight against the natural flow of development and 'progress' in order to build this stuff in. And all you need is one person copying things in an effective manner and one effective means of transmission to make all your work redundant. In essence then, the only way to resolve this situation is to 'fix' hardware so that copying becomes fundamentally impossible, which cripples the computer for many legitimate uses. My advice - give it up. Not worth the effort. Take the long term view...
<li> Ok. Medium-term, then. Music companies are in trouble. They can't control copying of music easily or effectively and bandwidth / storage advances will only make the copying of music easier and easier. It seems inevitable that MP3 or an equivalent format is going to come to dominate the playing of music, and I would suggest that this is likely to happen within ten years. Sales of CDs will probably continue at a legitimate and effective rate, but mostly as a music delivery system - nothing more. Devices such as the iPod will quickly come to dominate this market, but the biggest problem will be integration with other music-playing devices. It's too much at the moment to expect the general public to link up their computers (with all the cables and complexity that that involves) with their stereos either at home or work.
<li> Certain technologies allude to how this stuff is likely to work more effectively in the future - increasing broadband, applications like <a href="http://www.apple.com/isync/">iSync</a> and technologies like wifi and wireless networking really do suggest the possibilities of a large variety of interoperable devices functioning together and separately at the same time.
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<p><b>Conclusions:</b> If music companies can weather the intermediate period between the limited, cable-utilising bandwidth of today and the potential multiple-computer + networked appliance households of the future (indeed if they can help facilitate such a world) then they could still survive and develop brand-new channels which could facilitate a faster and more immersive use of music generally. Increases in bandwidth should mean that there is little or no advantage in storing information locally rather than on some kind of server over the internet - and this should apply equally with music files. Wireless networking and always on internet connectivity could mean that music is streamed to where you are rather than downloaded as well, but until that happens, perhaps some form of 'syncing' between client player and online resource could occur. This allows access to your music via any platform wherever you are - and all those geek-pertinent records about what you're listening to and how.</p>
<p>Functionally if could work a little like this: The record company has a relationship with several different online music providers. The punter registers with any one (or several if they wish) music providers. There is no fee for being a member, no subscription at all. They then input their registration information into their smart stereos, their smart portable players, their phones, their laptops - whatever. Via a computer or via any interface on any of the smart machines, new music can be bought via the music provider for whatever market conditions suggest is an appropriate price (I would suggest in a world where a CD cost around ten units of currency that a download of the complete album should cost around five or six while an individual song from the album (assuming ten tracks) should probably cost one full unit. The song can be 'sold back' to the distributor / record company at any given time for half the current sale value (which will clearly drop over time). The provider takes a cut of the money made to reflect their running costs and the quality of their service and the record company takes a cut which it distributes back to the artists concerned. Any machine which has the password and user information of the centralised owner can play their centrally stored songs. The 'stream' or 'sync' - whatever - only works on one machine at any one time (or you can buy more than one license if you want), but a number of different streams or syncs can be active on any one machine at any one time (ie. if you go to a party and you want to bring some music with you, you just add your logon to the player at the party. Bingo - double the songs available to you. This also means that on your iPod or your home stereo you can have a number of accounts from rival competing distributors of music (say HMV / Amazon / Virgin for example) who compete on price and service. From your perspective, though, you just have one repository of songs...</p>
<p>If you heard a song you liked on the radio or at a friends party too, they would be able to 'give' it to you easily by picking it up and sticking it in your files (if they wanted to transfer ownership and stop listening to it themselves), or they could just tell you its name - or you could click on 'buy this song' and put in your account and password information wherever you were and it would be added to your account centrally. At the nominal cost per song (according to my working price structure above at current rates, an album would probably cost about ��7 and a single song around a pound) and the capacity to sell it back / throw it away and recoup up to half of that cost later, there would be little incentive to find a cheaper mechanism - particularly as you'd lose out on the always accessible nature of a centralised distribution.</p>
<p>Songs that you own on CD already or as MP3 could be played on the machines in question but could not easily distributed between the various appliances you own. Effectively, they are stored locally - or if someone wishes to set up a service allowing you to store them centrally and play them as a separate channel (like one of the normal distributors above) then I'm sure you'd have to pay for the service.</p>
<p>I want to make clear that I'm not particularly interested in the moral questions around this particular distribution mechanism. It doesn't seem to me to even be pertinent whether capitalism is moral any more - particularly not in these circumstances. What I am attempting to outline is a way in which record companies might be able to approach making money by giving people real incentives to buy from them <i>by improving the functionality, accessibility and utility of the music-listening experience</i> rather than by trying to shut down technology that they don't approve of.</p>
<p><i>This is clearly a rough piece of straight-out-of-my-head thinking which could clearly do with a tighten up and an edit. I may improve it and edit it over the coming days. Any changes I make will be commented on in the source code</i></p>
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AUTHOR: Toby Slater
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DATE: 01/20/2003 06:51:24 PM
Very interesting piece. The functionalities you suggest are of course possible and have been championed before, most notably by DRM companies. But personally I think it's a pretty complex vision of the future, and one which I imagine would require limiting rights-management technology to work.
Why not have music and movie copyright owners charge all companies which profit from digital media - notably ISPs and p2p networks such as KaZaA - and allow them to distribute the material online either on an advertising-supported or a subscription basis?
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You say that it's a complex version of the future, but it's no more complex than Record company / distributors / retail outlets / consumers at present - and the current system requires you to change type of media and tranfer things between respective 'clients'.
Well the problem with advertising is that it just doesn't work particularly well - there's simply no market at the moment - and it's an unstable foundation to lay the future of an industry upon.
Secondly, you might be able to get Kazaa to pay money to distribute digital content, but how are you going to get Gnutella users? The free networks are likely to expand and redevelop in highly distributed and difficult to manage ways. If you use MP3s or equivalent file formats then copying is inevitable. The only way you stop people copying and using free networks is by offering them functionality above and beyond what they can get from MP3s they've downloaded.
And it seems to me that the logical way to do that is to capitalise on the slightly-less than completely simple job of having your music with you all the time, detached from any physical media you own, music that can be updated and changed wherever you are through a wide range of different clients. Music that can - in fact - be bought and sold really easily as well... While you're on the move. Wherever you are. For as long as you want it.
I don't see any problem at all with letting people download MP3 versions or rip or distribute MP3 versions of the songs in this model, because they'll simply not easily be transferable to you central repository - they'll still be stuck on your MP3 player or your home stereo rather than on your mates computer or your mum's stereo or in the car - wherever you happen to be...
Anyway - apart from the conclusions I came to, do you have any comments on the observations in the first part of the piece?
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<p>I can't quite believe that we're doing the rounds of <a href="http://fawny.org/decon-blog.html">You've Got Blog</a> again. But ever since <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/01/19.html#influences">diveintomark.org</a> linked to it, I've been getting a new batch of referrals coming through to plasticbag.org - presumably from people who haven't read it before. The reason I'm going to put my boot in again is because I still think it sits like a kind of poisonous lump of spite in the middle of webloggery and it really needs to be addressed. It takes many things that are obvious and have always been obvious and casts them in the most negative light possible, and at the same time it makes some assertions that are just plain ludicrous and can be proven to be wrong.</p>
<p>Joe calls this statement evidence of the <b>incestuous</b> nature of weblogging: �The other people who have blogs... read your blog, and if they like it they blog your blog on their own blog.� He digs at this statement as if it were evidence for insularity, disconnection, power-mongery - playground politics, essentially. But what he's pointing out is a <i>wonder</i> of weblogging, not a failing of them. The reason weblogging has spread so far and so fast is because people who read them <i>end up starting them</i>. Weblogs are a viral medium of expression, spread by contact with webloggers. In fact, the worst case scenario for weblogging would be it it had become just another medium for some privileged well-paid people to talk to the general public. Everyone who likes weblogs should have one of their own. That's the whole point.</p>
<p>"Counterblogging fails the test of novelty two ways: The links aren�t fresh (they�ve been traded back and forth like saliva in a kiss) and no new events from bloggers� real lives are depicted." Again the assumption is that each weblog is a micro-publishing empire in and of itself - designed to communicate only to non-webloggers. But one of the strengths of weblogging is that each weblog can act as part of a massive, distributed multi-threaded conversation that goes on all around the web. And as to links not being fresh - well people choose what they link to - no one is coerced - and the more the link is posted, the more the community indicates that the link is important. This importance is almost a kind of aggregated voting - which is helping Google help to get 'important' or pertinent articles seen more widely and read by more people. It's not ideal yet, but it's really getting there. That's the whole point.</p>
<p>Joe says about the A-list: "Finally, independent confirmation of an obvious fact that is self-servingly denied by the Weblog aristocracy itself: Despite no appreciable difference in the �thoughtfulness� of their respective Web criticism, some Webloggers are superstars." Since when was it news that some weblogs get more traffic than others? Some sites get read more than others because people enjoy reading them, because they're consistent, because the people who write them have a special insight into what's going on in the world around them, because they've been around longest. Whatever. There is no accounting for this interest, <i>except by saying that people are interested</i>. This is obvious. What's also true is that if you do something good or great or write well or are particularly interesting then anyone can get people interested. And because of the increasing size of the weblog community (or communities) there are ever more people to become interested as well.</p>
<p>Joe says about the 'publicity stunt' of the little-girl-on-a-bicycle, "That clearly was not the intent, but the effect was the same, highlighting the incestuousness and insularity of the cr�me-de-la-blogging-cr�me." He says, "The girl-on-a-bike prank was the rankest example yet of the mutual admiration society of the Weblog intelligentsia, deploying multiple identical coded messages ... just because they could." Without wishing to go into detail about the event - my part in which is still slightly embarrassing to me - that's simply untrue. But the fact that people might use their sites to communicate stuff to their friends, families or loved ones - perhaps subtextually - doesn't mean that there's a cruelty or incestuousness behind the scenes. It <i>might</i> be possible to argue that at certain times certain webloggers have had significant influence, but most webloggers seem to become pretty immune to influence after a while. Independent people choose to post and do whatsoever they wish. And quite right too.</p>
<p>Joe points out that most people write in order to be heard. Yes. I think to an extent that's true. Most of us, in our daily lives, don't really get listened to very much - not our opinions, not our beliefs. Weblogs give us a space to speak <i>and be listened to</i>. Some people will only be heard initially by a very few others. Some who have been around a while or have written something particularly interesting, insightful or entertaining will be heard by thousands. But writing to be heard isn't the same thing as writing for an audience. Writing for an audience suggests you're betraying yourself for popularity. Writing for the web should be - and I think mostly is - about allowing people to present themselves as honestly as they feel comfortable with. And seeing what kind of reaction they get...</p>
<p>Next point - Joe slightly later says that "If you�re not an A-list blogger, you will stay off that list forever." This is simply untrue. Firstly it posits this weird clique of webloggers who everyone adores. Which is untrue. Which has never existed. But more importantly, if you look at lists of popular weblogs - the ones that are most linked is probably the best measure - you continually find that (among some of the old faithfuls) new ones have emerged continue to emerge and reach prominence. Even <a href="http://www.diveintomark.org">diveintomark.org</a> (which is fast becoming one of the web's favourite reads) started a full year and a half after <b>plasticbag.org</b>, nearly three years after Jason's and a full seven months after Joe's article. Weblogs come and weblogs go - some start well-read, some become well-read and may others cease being read at all.</p>
<p>Joe's final point is that everyone who ran a weblog - and was A-list - has loads of cash and is heavily involved in the internet scene. <i>Lucky bastards</i> is heavily implied. But it's simply untrue. When I started my site I was unemployed or temping as a secretarial assistant in London. When my site started getting popular I was working inputting film production credits into quark documents on a freelance basis that could have ended at any time. I was responsible for all films that started with the letters P-Z. I did 4,000 films in all over six months. I earned little money, and when I finally got a permanent and stable job being an Editorial Assistant on <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a>, I took a pay-<i>cut</i>. And I was far from the exception...</p>
<p>So there you are - an article that has a certain hideous potency in weblogging circles has little of substance within it. It's one huge over-dramatisation of one man's issues and irritations which has very little relationship to reality. The fact that it's caused irritation and controversy is no reason to believe that it 'hit close to the mark' - in fact it's irritating because it's so profoundly <i>not</i> close to the mark. As an attempt to describe the varied people who undertake weblogging and the ways they interact with one another, it's bitter, it lacks faith in human nature and it mischaracterises many well-intentioned people. Hopefully, this limited rebuttal will help limit some of its damage...</p>
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<p>Being a set of links that I don't have either the time or the inclination to write up properly, even though I know no-one will actually click on any of them:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.yole.ru/projects/syndirella/">Syndirella</a> - Is this NetNewsWire for Windows?
<li> Does Larry Lessig have a <A href="http://cyberlaw.stanford.edu/lessig/blog/archives/EAFAQ.html">public domain workaround</a>?
<li> It was <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>'s birthday on Friday. You can buy him a present <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/K7CBDMMJQOXY/202-5406188-3330256">here</a>.
<li> Anil Dash now runs a <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/">pure link-log in his left-hand-pane</a>...
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<p>So Robbie Williams supports prostitution and organised crime? Well - according to the culture minister Kim Howells, he does... And why? Because he supports 'internet piracy'. After all, as we all know, music distribution online is all about making lots and lots of money - so much money that organised crime had to get in on the act! I suppose it's more than we could hope that anyone in power would actually get the internet enough to understand which things are likely and plausible and which things are just scaremongering and stupidity. Here's a quote from Mr Williams:</p>
<blockquote>Williams, speaking at a music conference in Cannes, is reported to have said:"I think it's great, really I do. There is nothing anyone can do about it. I am sure my record label would hate me saying it, and my manager and my accountants."</blockquote>
<p>And here's a corresponding quote full of stupidity from Kim Howells:</p>
<blockquote> "In saying that piracy is a 'great idea', Williams is doing the work for international gangs involved in drugs and prostitution who find music piracy an excellent way of laundering their profits."</blockquote>
<p>I would suggest that you e-mail him or fax him explaining internet piracy to him - explaining that <i>no one</i> makes any money from it - but of course <a href="http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/alms.htm">he doesn't have a website or an e-mail address</a>. I was then going to suggest that you send him a fax, but unfortunately <a href="http://www.faxyourmp.com">faxyourmp.com</a> is down because one of the volunteers who runs it has the builders in. Quite why such a core service isn't supported by the Government remains a mystery...[Read more idiocy at <a href="http://news.google.com/news?q=cluster:www.vnunet.com/News/1138117">Google News</a>] </p>
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<p>Thanks to Matthew Davis, George Wright and Tim Duckett for writing in with various e-mail addresses for Dr Kim Howells, the Minister for Culture who so resolutely confused music piracy online with drug-dealing and prostitution and in the process declared that Robbie Williams supported international gangs and terrorism. If you wish to have a go at explaining to the gentleman in question exactly where his logic went wrong, his address is <a href="mailto:kim.howells@culture.gov.uk">kim.howells@culture.gov.uk</a>. Here's my e-mail. Try as I might, I couldn't stop myself sounding smug and superior...</p>
<blockquote>Dear Doctor Howells,<br />
I was disappointed to notice that you recently conflated internet piracy of music (as 'advocated' by Robbie Williams) with the selling of fake CDs, videos and tapes. They are - as I'm sure you've now been informed thousands of times - completely different issues. The most significant difference is that not even record companies have found any ways yet to sell music online and make money out of it - which is clearly untrue about physical media. That criminals could have exploited this non-market as a way of laundering their profits is at best unlikely and at worst ridiculous.<br />
The kind of piracy that Mr Williams was talking about is conducted by members of the public putting songs online (either through peer to peer technologies or simply on the web) for other members of the public to download. While this is clearly a morally questionable act that's been debated in the press over and over again, there doesn't appear to be any way to make any money out of it whatsoever. This fact is known to the many millions of Britons who have used applications like Napster to download music.<br />
That the government I voted for could be quite so clueless about things like this - particularly in the area of culture where intellectual property issues, copyright and digital distribution are huge emerging issues - is frankly terrifying to me! Perhaps you should find some way of keeping yourself informed about such matters before standing up and making a fool of yourself (and by association me for voting for you).<br />
Yours faithfully,<br />
Tom Coates<br />
<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">http://www.plasticbag.org</a></blockquote>
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<p>Well the nominations have been announced for <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2003">Bloggies 2003</a> and this year I've not been nominated for either "Best Poof" <i>or</i> "Best Eurotrash". It's always a terrible shame when people who do so well in childhood fail to live up to their early promise, don't you think? Nonetheless, there is cause for celebration! Of all things, plasticbag.org has been nominated for the category of "Best Designed Weblog"!</p>
<p>My co-contenders in this category include <a href="http://www.snazzykat.com/">Snazzykat</a>, <a href="http://www.neuroticfishbowl.com/">Neurotic Fishbowl</a>, the gloriously lovely <a href="http://www.loobylu.com/">Loobylu</a> -- <i>subliminal: she eats babies and kicks puppies - you don't want to vote for her - plus anyway she's far too good</i> -- and the frankly intimidating <a href="http://www.thinkdink.com/">thinkdink</a>. Obviously I don't hold out tremendous hope for victory, but that won't stop me pulling out my bull-whip and looking threatening until you agree to go and vote for me...</p>
<p>Typically, of course, such a nomination couldn't have come at a worse time. There are small oddnesses creeping in around the site which you probably haven't noticed yet, but will shortly. Something is stirring beneath the placid exterior of plasticbag's webloggery that may give you pause to wonder, "What on earth is he <i>up</i> to?" Trust me, it's nowhere near as exciting as it may initially sound. More later...</p>
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<p>I don't believe we ever needed more reasons to love Kurt Vonnegut. But if we did need more reasons, Matt Webb's <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2003_01_19_archive.shtml#90217876">extended quotation</a> from the Vonnegut book <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/038533351X/invisithebomb">Bluebeard</a> would certainly suffice. In the excerpt, three types of people are outlined who must be present during any kind of intellectual revolution: the Genius, the Expert and Christmas Turkey. Sometimes you have to wonder if any industry has ever been more full of the third type than the web industry:</p>
<blockquote> The third sort of specialist is a person who can explain anything, no matter how complicated, to the satisfaction of most people, no matter how stupid or pigheaded they may be. 'He will say almost anything in order to be interesting or exciting,' says Slazinger. 'Working alone, depending solely on his own shallow ideas, he would be regarded as being as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.'</blockquote>
<p>In The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell called these people "Mavens", "Connectors" and "Salesman" and we all bought his book and called him a genius. Go figure.</p>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a> and <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Mr Gyford</a> (with whom I work), it is inappropriate web behaviour to have four full lines of bookmarks in your Mozilla toolbar, all waiting to be properly written-up and posted to your site. Probably less appropriate still are the eleven tabbed browser windows I have open as well, each containing something I'd like to talk about in more detail. So - because it remains vaguely fashionable, and because I'd much rather go and play <i>Black and White</i> - I'm going to do <i>yet another link-dump</i>. Don't hate me. I'll come up with some proper content one day. I promise...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/programmes/events3.htm#wireless">Wireless Cultures at the Tate Modern</a><br />
"Driven by a Brechtian ideal to 'mobilise the user and redraft him/her as a producer', small grassroots groups are connecting neighbourhoods into local area internet networks. How can these spark new areas of creative practice, and what precedents were set by the historical radio pioneers? This half-day seminar explores the use of wireless communication in artistic and social contexts..."
<li> <a href="http://www.insects.org/ced4/etymology.html">Butterfly etymology</a><br />
In what must be one of the most deliciously wonderful pieces of etymology ever, I discovered today that the word <i>psyche</i> - which I knew came from the Ancient Greek word for 'soul' or 'wind' or 'spirit' also meant <b>butterfly</b>. The word today - of course - generally refers to a quasi-scientific concept of 'mind' that is heavily implicated in Platonic divisions between mind and body...
<li> <a href="http://www.daypop.com/search?q=link%3Awww.fairvue.com/%3Ffeature%3Dawards2003&s=11&c=10&t=w&max=672">People react to the Bloggies</a><br />
Despite the fact that the nomination and judging process of <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2003">The Bloggies</a> is open and well-known the first round nominations seem to have surprised quite a few warbloggers and celebrity bloggers. There are a number of possible reasons for this, of course. One reason is that right-wing warbloggers are self-selecting to be less community-spirited and engaged in 'society' (these being the realms of wooly liberals) and so may simply not have bothered to volunteer to be first round judges. Or of course it could be that warblogging and the associated celebrity figures are much more widely read by members of the public than they are by other webloggers. Admittedly some of the nominees are a little weird and there are some very notable absences, but it hardly seems fair to <a href="http://www.dawnolsen.com/archives/002435.html#002435">lambast the nomination process</a> <a href="http://www.bennett.com/archives/week_2003_01_19.html#001303">for their own inability to motivate their colleagues to take part...</a> (The nomination process is as follows: members of the public nominate and some volunteer to be first-round judges. Then a percentage of the volunteers are randomly chosen to become second round judges who visit a substantial block of the nominated sites and then vote on their favourites, whittling them down to a manageable five per category. These five are presented to the public to vote upon.) And anyway - it's supposed to be a fun content to take part in - a way for a community to get together and chat about stuff. Like a village fete or something. It's not particularly serious...
<li> <a href="http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=54603">10 ways to tell if your co-worker is an extra-terrestrial</a><br />
"Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?"
<li> <A href="http://fawny.org/fawnyblog.html#Tom-Coates-and-his-inexplicably-long-lasting-grudge">Joe Clark talks balls</a><br />
One of the most interesting things about Joe Clark's site is how often his arguments hinge upon how everyone has a vile self-serving secret agenda, or how they're nasty manipulative people that want to squish the common {gay cinema/web usability/accessibility expert} man or that they occasionally make typos (and are therefore clearly incompetent and unpleasant).
<li> <a href="http://www.yourish.com/archives/2002/sep1-7_2002.html#2002090401">They don't get blog</a><br />
Found while wandering through the Bloggies nominations for best article, this piece on how people like Andrew Sullivan miss the point with weblogging (spitting on community, talking about publishing) really hit home for me and reminded me a lot of a piece I wrote a while ago for a talk at the BBC. In it I argued that mainstream publishers had - to date - only interacted with weblogs on the most superficial level, as something to write about or as a territory to claim. Journalists often take the second approach when they go online. I also wrote about this <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,765160,00.html">in my debate with Simon Waldman</a> about the Guardian's Best British Blog prize. There is something very profoundly different about the polyphony of voices interacting and arguing one another. It's not just a way to shout your opinions as loudly as possible in as flat and featureless a way as possible. Engaging in that community - not of webloggers, but of citizens who happen to be empowered to respond and engage with you - is the whole point as far as I'm concerned.
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There's no denying that <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0298203">8 mile</A> is a perfectly serviceable bit of cinema. And there's no denying that it packs a few punches and that Eminem himself pulls off a perfectly adequate performance. And the world that is represented is compelling and mostly realistic. But I have to confess, as I looked at the seriousness with which they approached the combative rap scenes, I found myself unable to fully grasp why these were quite such big deals. It's two grown men calling each other names in rhyme, surely? It's artful and creative - gutsy even - but at no point did you get the feeling that these were battles of life and death. And weirdly, in the background, the threat of eviction and homelessness with a small child to look after seems almost trivial... Strange priorities...
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<p>So here's a conversation that I'd love to have been party to: <a href="http://www.rushkoff.com/2003_01_01_archive.php#90200694">Douglas Rushkoff spends a couple of hours with Al Gore</a>. And in his post about it, Rushkoff has the charming naive enthusiasm of a teenage crush. And by all accounts with good reason:</p>
<blockquote>But still, I could imagine him back in the dorm room, sitting up all night with the rest of us and dreaming about how things might be - if we were ever in charge. With Gore, much more than Clinton, we almost got one of us in there. This was an inspiring thought to me, until I realized that this might be as close as we ever get</blockquote>
<p>I've had a couple of minor collisions with Douglas Rushkoff in my life. I e-mailed him once about our mutual crush Grant Morrison, and managed to keep a conversation going online for a few days about <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/bomb">The Bomb</a> and whether or not he was doing a treatment for an <i>Invisibles</i> movie. And then a few years later <A href="http://www.brainsluice.com">Davo</a> and I went to see him speaking in a café in Golden Square, where I desperately wanted to speak about a dozen times and finally squeezed out one rather hopeless question before becoming distracted by a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002_01_13_archive.shtml#8848475">cute bloke</a>.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, I consider this to be one degree of association between us - the same solid degree of separation that would exist if we had shagged like bunnies or grown-up together in Arkansas. Diseases I had that day may have infected him. It's possible. Which means that Al Gore could have been en-common-colded by me once-removed. If the disease lay dormant for just over twelve months and only sprang into action at the hint of uncharismatic but otherwise cool presidential candidates. We're practically brothers.</p>
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Much to my delight, there's a picture of <b>plasticbag.org</b> in an article on "Undesign" in this week's copy of Graphics International: <a href="http://www.dmc.co.uk/index.php?bz0zOA">Lo-fi Allstars</a>. If you want to see the article in context complete with images, then you have to <a href="http://www.dmc.co.uk/pdf/undesign.pdf">download the PDF</a>. There's something really nice about having your design genius recognised in a professional magazine, even if said genius is a tarted up hand-me-down from more serious and well-trained individuals. You know who you are.
Having said all that, there is something that I'd like to take issue with. The article seems to be conflating two completely different concepts of design, and in the process is doing a disservice to both. Firstly there's the kind of design that is undertaken by someone like <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a> in the design of his weblog - a form of design that <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/01/030126undesign.html">he's recently posted about</a>. This kind of design derives from allowing the content to take centre-stage, simplifying the rest, cleaning away anything that isn't necessary and leaving people with a simple and clearly branded content delivery system. Being flash with design, he suggests, rather misses the point. I totally agree with his strategy here (and so I should - I've ripped him off enough). It's a strategy that reminds me very much of craftsmen, artisans and the like - a respect for your medium, a desire to do something clean and clear and elegant that fulfils its purpose practically and effectively. This is a school of undesign that is dripping in the <i>craft of design</i>. It's almost <i>ur</i>-design or even <i>deep</i>-design, in the same way that people have searched for years for 'deep' grammatical structures in language. What it <i>isn't</i> is slipshod, dirty or inelegant.
On the other side of the scale is the work done by Rob Manuel of <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a> in the promotion of a do-it-yourself, scrappy, "shit is good" aesthetic. I used to work with Rob and I know he feels very strongly - and again, I think, correctly - that the more polish you put on a visual joke then the more likely it is that the humour is lost. He aims for characterful and exciting pieces of work above all - get it done, get it out, if the joke's good then it'll thrive. It's a design strategy that can only work in terms of content, though - not structure - and if you step back and look at how <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a> <i>as a site</i> is structured - both in terms of Information Architecture (if you can say something like that about b3ta without being slightly ridiculous) and overt navigation - then it's a supremely elegant interconnected mesh of simple pages. And the design for the pages themselves concentrates - just as much as Jason's work does - on being clear, non-invasive and well-branded.
So if you're coming into this field fresh from the outside world, and you want to get involved in the new weblog-chic (yet again) then keep this in mind - a good site must necessarily be well-designed. It's designed to be a clear and unobtrusive content-delivery mechanism with no sharp-edges and no confusing bits of functionality. It's designed to clearly communicate the structure of a site and the nature of a brand. This takes work and <i>is simply not the same thing as making something look pretty</i>. It's only in the content itself that you can play - and even then some content is perfect for 'born sloppy' approaches (humour and horror for example), while other content (news content, financial reports) still have to look authoratitative... [If you're interested in reading still more on this issue, I've had another stab at explaining myself over at <A href="http://www.marketingfix.com/archives/undesign_the_new_black.php">marketingfix.com</a>].
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EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
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For anyone who's interested, there's an good follow-on from the Graphics International article on Undesign over at <a href="http://www.37signals.com/svn/archives/000056.php">37signals</a>.
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I've heard it before and I know it's not a particularly stunning thing to say, but I still feel a weird rush of pride and enthusiasm when someone says something like this: "Weblogs are arguably the first form that is native to the Web. They emerged from two key elements of the Web: hypertext and the ability for anyone with an Internet connection to create a Web page." [<a href="http://www.nynews.com/newsroom/012603/d0126blogs.html">NY News</a>]
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Bon mots about Trackback...
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<p>A select few AIM bon mots about <a href="http://www.movabletype.org/trackback">trackback</a> from the last 24 hours or so that demonstrate that I have absolutely bugger-all idea what I'm doing on the internet and should probably go back to sheep-herding or something like that - something that's not as intellectually taxing and that I can't be so resolutely, systematically <i>bad</i> at:</p>
<blockquote>"Question: Is trackback a pile of fucking arse that makes no sense whatsoever and doesn't do what it says on the tin except in the most circuitous and ludicrously bad way possible?"<br /><br />
"How Trackback works in a nutshell: So linky article links to linked article then the linky thing sends a little note to the linked thing saying <b>I'm trying to link to you</b> and the linked thing goes <b>So the fuck what?</b> and the linky thing asks <b>Didn't I do this right?</b> and the linked thing goes <b>No, you don't use the actual URL you use a magic <i>different</i> one that you don't know and can't easily find automatically unless you understand weird magic code</b> and the linky thing goes <b>You're shitting me</b> and the linky thing says <b>No</b>."<br /><br />
"Trackback isn't new-fangled, it's just <i>bad</i>-fangled."<br /><br />
"Someone said to me that the <i>what</i> of trackback was genius even if the <i>how</i> was terrible. I want to suggest that the same holds true of a brick that you claim can travel faster than light."
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I think it would be going over the top to say that the web has been <i>rocked</i> by suggestions that a group of Texan webloggers have 'gamed' the <a href="http://2003.bloggies.com">Bloggies</a>. After all, the awards are very clearly niche-interest and geeky. More than that, even - they are <i>supposed</i> to be trivial - <i>fun</i>. In fact I think the reason they're not uniformly despised is because of the innocence that surrounds them - an innocence that was the main reason why participating and being nominated was such a pleasure. <i>These are your geeky peers. This is what they think</i>. So you have to ask why on earth would anyone <i>want</i> to game them? It just makes the whole event, which is supposed to be a kind of weird coming-together of webloggers, just feel like every other kind of award ceremony - a scrabbling for adulation with no shame, no solidarity, no sense of community. It's a shame.
I understand <a href="http://www.fairvue.com">Nikolai</a>'s resistance to getting involved at this stage, but just for the record this is what I think should happen. Firstly, the people who have block-voted should have their sites removed from the nominations. Secondly, the votes they cast during the judging process should be discounted. Thirdly the list of five best sites that emerges from this filtered judges' list should be merged with whatever's left from the current five nominations. And then voting should begin again. It would probably mean a few more people in each category - maybe up to eight in some - but I think it's the only way to handle it appropriately. Let the community decide.
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<p>From <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0907259162/invisithebomb">What is a Designer?</a> by Norman Potter:</p>
<blockquote>"In the field of product design, the professional extremes might be said to range from studio pottery and textile design at one end of the spectrum to engineering design and computer programming at the other. This is a very broad spectrum and clearly there are serious differences at the extremes. In the communication field, a similar spectrum might range from, say, freehand book illustration, to the very exact disciplines of cartography or the design of instrumentation for aircraft."</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: Celeste
EMAIL: celeste@daymakerfreeserve.co.uk
IP: 195.92.168.170
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DATE: 01/28/2003 08:32:55 PM
I'll go back to figuring out how on earth to install Moveable Type now. I wish I understood computers.
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AUTHOR: charlotte potter-powell
EMAIL: charlotte.potter-powell@univ.ox.ac.uk
IP: 129.67.23.154
URL:
DATE: 10/26/2003 05:54:38 PM
I don't see the value of this particular quotation.
As far as I understand it the more important
principal which Norman Potter lived by was
one of humility as a designer and as a person. As a maker he hoped to be sensitive towards tools and inherent properties of materials,to teach, to make useful and beautiful things for a wider community and for their own sake, and to avoid the pretensciosness, elitism
and egotism whcih might sometimes be part of the design world.
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I went to a tanning salon. Obviously I'm ashamed of myself, but it was that or fill in my tax return. I thought to myself, "You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to a tanning salon!" Because that's the kind of thing you do on a Saturday in January.... Obviously. The salon in question was almost empty - there was just some skinny-looking gay bloke hiding in a booth around the back and the one-hundred-year-old grandfather who minded the counter.
My choice - "Fifteen minutes of irradiated cancer-creation, please!" The crumbly old geeker looked at me like I'd landed from space - as if it was possible that I'd accidentally just asked him for his prostate in a jar without realising it. "I should think ten minutes would be enough for you," he murmured with eyebrows wiggling. So I grudgingly conceded and stood in my light-giving booth like it was some kind of alien hot-stuff storage-tank on my way to Planet Sex. Afterwards I felt disappointed. I looked in the mirror and thought, "Well that didn't do any good".
It wasn't until later that evening that I was forced to realise that - evidently while I wasn't looking - someone had decided to colour in all of my body with a pink flourescent highlighter pen. It took another twenty-four hours for the upper layers of my facial epidermis to emigrate in search of more fertile farmlands and less harsh weather conditions... But it doesn't matter. There's no need for anyone to ever find out that I secretly look like a cross between The English Patient and a recently broiled lobster underneath my shiny shirts. And if anyone asks I can just say, "I don't really want to talk about it..."
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This post marks the end of a personal era. Over the last three and a bit years I have religiously written something into <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> almost each and every day. From late 1999, when I'd been in London less than a year, to getting my job at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">Time Out</a>, to my disasterous relationships, through my period of limited work, right around to my stuff with <a href="http://www.thecelebnetwork.com">EMAP</a>, the BBC and <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet</a> - <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> has been with me. It's been to conferences with me, it's been to Los Angeles with me (twice) and New York with me (once). It's seen me make any number of dumb personal websites, been with me when I watched the Twin Towers collapse. It's sat beside me as I witnessed global news events and dumb websites involving kittens. Blogger has helped me make <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">any</A> <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">number</a> <a href="http://www.brainsluice.com">of</a> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">great</a> <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">new</a> <a href="http://www.minor9th.com">friends</a> (<a href="http://www.megnut.com">so</a> <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">many</a> <a href="http://www.captainfez.com/blog">in</a> <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com">fact</a> <a href="http://www.riothero.com">that</a> <a href="http://www.prolific.org">I'm</A> <a href="http://www.trabaca.com">bound</a> <a href="http://www.gyford.com">to</A> <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">leave</a> <a href="http://www.ohskylab.com">some</a> <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org">out</a> <a href="http://trashaddict.blogspot.com">accidentally</a>).
Today I say goodbye to <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> and <a href="http://pro.blogger.com">Blogger Pro</a>. I've finally come to a decision. I've finally made the leap to <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>. It's a strange sensation - knowing that I won't be seeing that comforting black, blue and red site each and every day. My reasons are probably clear to most people so I won't go into them - I couldn't be critical of the service if I tried. It's done so much for me - and for remarkably little in return. So instead, to say goodbye, I'm going to use one of the new features available to me and ask you all to raise your glasses and answer the question: <b>How has Blogger changed your life?</b>
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: david@queermusings.com
IP: 12.238.235.133
URL: http://www.queermusings.com/
DATE: 01/28/2003 11:11:17 PM
I would have to say that Blogger has given me a chance to feel like I'm doing more to improve life in America. I've always been politically active in the sense that I would write to different political figures. Blogger has offered me the opportunity to encourage others to do the same.
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AUTHOR: Charlie B
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.182.81.92
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 01/28/2003 11:43:00 PM
Tom - why do only a few of your postings have a comment facility -- or am I missing something really obvious?
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AUTHOR: Tom Dolan
EMAIL: tom@sparklefluff.com
IP: 62.255.64.6
URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:03:41 AM
It got me going. It helped me find a voice. And then, once I'd found it, I ran like hell from the sandpit and went to MT. (Er, and the fact I've singularly failed to say anything deep or profound *since* I changed to MT is neither here nor there).
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AUTHOR: shauna
EMAIL: shaunybear@yahoo.com
IP: 168.132.10.51
URL: http://pussycat.shauny.org
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:20:24 AM
Blogger sucked me in with the pretty colours, starting out as something to pass the time at a very very dull job and ending up making me remember what a kick you can get out of writing.
Tom, importing your archives must have been fun... so many years of posts to give bloody titles to! Heh :)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:41:03 AM
I'm not planning to put the comments onto all my posts. I feel weird enough letting people comment on my work-related stuff, let alone the stuff where I drone on about my flat being a mess or my hair needing a cut. And yes - importing everything into the site was <i>far</i> from entertaining...
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AUTHOR: Pete
EMAIL: pete@bugpowder.com
IP: 81.132.79.187
URL: http://peteashton.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:44:02 AM
When I first used Blogger it scared me but I soon got the hang of it. It was probably the first web-ap (other than email) I really used on a daily basis for my own site creation. Without it I wouldn't have built up two sites and a significant audience for both. It also started my learning curve - I would never have started using MT without it. While I don't use it now I'm ever so grateful.
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AUTHOR: rebecca
EMAIL: nerdygirl@nerdygirl.com
IP: 64.65.138.193
URL: http://www.nerdygirl.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 01:09:00 AM
I used to do everything by hand, which made archiving a huge pain. Blogger takes care of that for me, leaving me more time to... er... sit in front of a computer and not update my archives by hand.
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: chris@mistercrunchy.com
IP: 146.115.115.224
URL: http://www.mistercrunchy.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 04:29:09 AM
I had a vague idea about doing regular updates on my website. I'd never even heard the word "blog." Finding and delving into Blogger was like a Christmas morning that lasted three weeks.
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AUTHOR: yb
EMAIL: bradford@youngbradford.com
IP: 66.81.222.87
URL: http://www.youngbradford.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 05:23:00 AM
I never had the discipline to sit down, pen to paper, and write out my thoughts.
Blogger made doing that easy. It has also brought new jobs, celebrity interviews, and several real-life journalist jobs.
It has also consumed way too much of my time. But who is counting?
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AUTHOR: Euan
EMAIL: blaven@mac.com
IP: 217.155.42.151
URL: http://www.theobviousblog.net/
DATE: 01/29/2003 07:35:02 AM
Like yb I have tried and failed to keep a diary countless times but Blogger made it easy and fun to jot down my thoughts. It gave me a way of having a voice and a way of chucking my ideas out into the world. I started up just before 9.11 and it felt particularly important at the time to try to make the world a better place. Also like yb the networking aspect of blogging has been amazing and resulted in me getting to know and meet the guys who wrote Cluetrain within months of starting.
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AUTHOR: Ralph
EMAIL: ralph@rs-erections.com
IP: 67.121.84.106
URL: http://www.rs-erections.com/wb/lec.html
DATE: 01/29/2003 08:39:51 AM
Because of Blogger... and barbelith... I kissed a sweet, neurotic British boy on a Sunset Blvd.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 01/29/2003 10:21:24 AM
Because Blogger allowed me to produce a website when I knew less than a handful of HTML tags; because it appeared to me - and still does - to be resolutely non-geeky (Moveable Type is great, but it's geeky); because it allowed me to find a place to put my words each day; because when I started using it there was a little sense of a Blogger "community"; so many reasons, really.
Like you, when I switched from Blogger to MT, it did seem rather like the end of an era.
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AUTHOR: Jack
EMAIL: jack@submitresponse.co.uk
IP: 217.35.47.20
URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk
DATE: 01/29/2003 11:25:00 AM
When I started using Blogger a couple of years ago, I knew two or three html tags; now, having learnt the rudiments of web design by endlessly tweaking my blog template, people are actually giving me actual money in return for making websites (I still have difficulty believing this). So, yeah, Blogger has changed my life a fair bit, in that it gave me a new hobby to obsess over which has now turned into a tiny corner of my career. That said, I just switched to Moveable Type too...
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AUTHOR: Ohad
EMAIL: ohad@NOSPAMtellinglies.org
IP: 212.179.239.207
URL: http://tellinglies.org/nomad/
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:08:10 PM
When I found out about blogger I was a young soldier with a passion for writing, until then, all of my writing was done on my grey notebook which I always carried. When I found out about blogger, I started publishing to the web, then, being a native Hebrew speaker (and writer) I managed to make blogger work in hebrew and started one of the first Israeli weblogs. Blogger helped me become a better, more popular writer, it's simple yet genius interface has contributed more than any other website or software to developing the creative, personal & warm side of the world wide web. Thank you, blogger.
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: sp@m.com
IP: 198.142.148.141
URL: http://grudnuk.com/vm/
DATE: 01/29/2003 12:22:23 PM
Blogger changed my life because, even though I've hardly ever used it, it's given me a whole bunch of people to point to and laugh at.
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AUTHOR: Wild
EMAIL: richwild@funjunkie.co.uk
IP: 217.33.105.2
URL: http://www.funjunkie.co.uk
DATE: 01/29/2003 01:18:11 PM
(Although I don't use blogger) weblogging has changed my life because before it, my life was full of meaningful and complex crap.
Now I get the opportunity to enrich my living experience with a load of useless tat many times a day. It helps to keep me from thinking too much.
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AUTHOR: Lubin Odana
EMAIL: lubinodana@hotmail.com
IP: 194.80.32.11
URL: http://trashaddict.blogspot.com/
DATE: 01/29/2003 02:01:20 PM
Blogger is an important stop-release for me. It allows me to rant on about unimportant topics or random thoughts in the deluded belief that people 'out there' might find them interesting. It means that people who interact with me on a daily, real-life basis don't get bombarded with this, but that I have an oulet all the same. I also feel on the periphery of a community, but what's new there?
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AUTHOR: Emma
EMAIL: Leathercondom@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 195.92.194.18
URL: http://www.leathercondom.blogspot.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 07:47:30 PM
I say things on my weblog that I would NEVER say in real life. Blogger is an alternative universe for me, where I am allowed to be myself without fear.
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AUTHOR: megnut
EMAIL: meg@megnut.com
IP: 24.193.88.35
URL: http://www.megnut.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 09:44:54 PM
Well goodness, where to start? It distracted <a href="http://www.pyra.com">the company I co-founded</a> from what we were initially trying to build -- a project management application -- and sent us all on a crazy journey that continues to this day. Seeing people use it, love it, and berate it, makes me happy, sad, and proud all at once. If it hadn't been for Blogger I wouldn't have worked with the brightest people I've ever worked with, I wouldn't have met my boyfriend, I wouldn't have met more than a hundred other people I've met through my site and weblogging. It still breaks my heart that I'm not part of it sometimes, but I'm glad to see it continue. And more than anything, I'm happy people have found so much value in it.
PS. Tom, you should change the preview template for comments, it's coming up as the default and not in your site design.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/29/2003 11:13:40 PM
Ah. Right. So what you're saying is that my switch to Movable Type is a bit of a clunky fudge that seems slightly underprepared for? You'd not be wrong - there seems to be a bug with either Blogger or Chimera that means if you edit the template it completely empties all the tags of all the useful information they contain. When you publish - boom - your site is all crappy-lookin'... Guess who did that the other day and decided to push through his half-assed plan without check it all through properly... D'oh.
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: vonb@xs4all.nl
IP: 145.58.4.54
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 01/30/2003 09:15:23 AM
I'm not sure if Blogger has changed my life, apart from the people I've met through the act of blogging. But I've always done my growing up in public. Writing awful poetry in the schoolpaper, working for fanzines, connecting with people world wide through music fan dom, writing with 30+ pen pals. I was always part of some underground community. These days the numbers are bigger, the audience wider. But it's not been a personal change for me.
(Can I just say that I want to take the plasticbag.org design to my bedroom and worship it on my knees? It takes Jason's idea and exploits it to the max. Love it.)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/30/2003 09:35:50 AM
Oh go on then... You can say it if you have to... You brought flowers too? Oh, how sweet! But really, you shouldn't have!
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AUTHOR: Bryan Behrenshausen
EMAIL: ectoman@epix.net
IP: 166.66.162.64
URL: http://www.stillnotcool.com
DATE: 01/30/2003 01:18:09 PM
Blogger now = food. When I'm hungry, I experience an almost subconcious sensation that drives me to the refrigerator, or causes me to pipe up and ask "Hey, when's lunch?" In much the same way, Blogger has engendered and consequently is satisfying a similar need. When I am panged with the urge to write, I now almost unknowingly think: 'I should jot this down for the blog later' or 'Wouldn't that make a great entry.' To not write later is to starve. Like some of my other appetites, my lust for Blogger has become insatiable.
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: a.huff@me3dia.com
IP: 64.221.68.161
URL: http://www.me3dia.com
DATE: 01/30/2003 08:05:39 PM
Although I made the switch to Movable Type myself about nine months ago, Blogger is where I started. It gave me a method and an opportunity to write every day with the knowledge that there'd be an audience (however small). My writing has improved thanks to this whole weblog thing, and that's great.
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AUTHOR: Seth Werkheiser
EMAIL: sethwerkheiser@oddpost.com
IP: 206.67.182.211
URL: http://www.buzzgrinder.com
DATE: 01/30/2003 08:56:50 PM
I started out with PHPnuke, then thankfully, after too many headaches and dreaming in PHP code I switched over to Blogger. It was refreshing to see content handled so easily. To be able to tweak a date or a font color for everything with just a few clicks. I moved onto Movable Type as well but Blogger was a great place to start.
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@chachacha.co.uk
IP: 80.225.76.58
URL: http://www.chachacha.co.uk
DATE: 01/31/2003 02:47:13 AM
I wonder how many people signed up to blogger because of it's funky logo and main site? Call me shallow, but (at least) half the reason I bothered was because the site design was so lovely back at the end of 1999/beginning of 2000/whenever I first discovered blogger.
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AUTHOR: steef
EMAIL: steef@solearabiantree.net
IP: 128.239.111.224
URL: http://www.solearabiantree.net/blog/armadillo.html
DATE: 01/31/2003 01:52:17 PM
To paraphrase Lewis Black: Blogger™ is the best — and worst — thing about democracy. It's the best because <i>anybody</i> can post anything to the web. It's the worst because anybody can post <i>anything</i> to the web.
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AUTHOR: pat
EMAIL: pat@fieldmethods.net
IP: 68.49.159.224
URL: http://blog.fieldmethods.net
DATE: 01/31/2003 06:04:20 PM
It may seem a little over the top to put it like this, but I didn't really think the internet was personal at all until Blogger showed up. In fact, I didn't really think there were *any* normal people on the internet until Blogger.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 02/03/2003 12:09:11 PM
I forget where I heard about Blogger, but being the curious type (and intrigued by the whole blogging scene), I checked it out about a year ago. It didn't take much to convince me to sign up, but unfortunately and for no apparent reason, I could never get the damn thing to work. As a result of my frustration, I spent months searching and testing all the CMS programmes I could download over a dial-up connection. Then, one day, I stumbled across your fantastic site during my research and it inspired me to try out and use MT on a personal domain that has been parked for three years. As for the question: 'how has Blogger changed my life?', well, it made me realise that usually the best way of getting what you want is to do it yourself...
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URL: http://WWW.simonwaldman.co.uk/archives/000021.html
IP: 213.232.71.149
BLOG NAME: words of waldman
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:05:51 PM
Have been ill for a few days, enough time to browse the following, but not to comment on them. Wired:
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TITLE: How has Blogger changed your life?
URL: http://www.dashes.com/links/archives/20030126.php#004943
IP: 64.26.0.108
BLOG NAME: anil dash's daily links
DATE: 01/30/2003 05:26:54 PM
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A few days ago I wrote a post on trackback and how incomprehensible it was. And then I got two or three more people to explain it to me and it turns out I understood it all along. The reason I was so dumbfounded was that it seemed like such an unlikely and ungainly solution. It was almost as if someone had written documentation for the process of 'Opening a can of beans with a banana'. You understand the objective (you must open the can of beans), you understand what a banana is (yellow, pointy, looks a bit like a winkie) and you understand what a can is (tuna and beans come in them). And yet when you try to bring all three elements together, fundamental connections just don't seem to be being made...
Anyway - the concept is now firmly embedded in my psyche. And just like everyone else with trackback enabled, I have been thinking about how to show off my new functionality and how proud of it I am. So where to start? As with any other design process you try to work out what the thing that you're trying to design <i>actually is</i>. And that's when the shock bit happens - you realise that trackback is an automation of the process of saying, "So and so is talking about this post!". That's all. Nothing more. And you realise that when you write those words on your site, you never consider it to be something that consitutes a discrete kind of <i>technology</i> at all. In fact, it's not anything different from the stuff you normally post...
This interests me a lot. It seems like the way we've come to build trackback into the our sites works on the principle - first and foremost - that for the purposes of the weblog reader it <i>does</i> constitute something additional - value- / functionality-added. But it's not! In fact the only reason we're segregating it from the body of our posts is because it's got a different <i>name</i>. Most of my site is comprised of 'includes' of one kind or another, but I never feel the need to draw attention to that fact. And I don't think one should do that with trackback either.
So here's how it's going to work. This site is <i>totally</i> Trackback enabled (or at least I hope it is - I haven't tested it very much yet). But you won't see a trackback URL for hand-pinging anywhere - <i>if you can see it operating - if you can see the gears spinning</b> - then as far as I'm concerned, the design has failed</i>. Every trackback ping will be presented as if it were part of the post it's linking to rather than an appended piece of information. And that's not just on the individual post's page, but also on the index page of <b>plasticbag.org</b> itself. Obviously this places restrictions on the amount of information that I can display wiithout de-emphasising the rest of the content too heavily, but I think its the best approach.
And the best thing? Hopefully you'll never see the word 'trackback' on this site again...
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: liz@itcs.com
IP: 129.21.217.20
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 01/29/2003 09:21:07 PM
You probably should update your archive templates to show the trackback entries, instead of just the main index page. Otherwise the trackback links aren't available to anyone who goes directly to the entry, and disappear entirely once the post "scrolls off" the main page.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/29/2003 10:41:52 PM
Which templates are you talking about Liz? As some of you have probably already noticed, the monthly archives aren't really working properly yet. Or they're working properly but they're not in the relevant templates yet. But the trackback pings should be visible on this page...
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AUTHOR: nando
EMAIL: nando@[DELETE_ENTRE_COLCHEIAS]obarquinho.com
IP: 200.193.27.82
URL: http://obarquinho.com/nando
DATE: 01/30/2003 12:02:48 AM
Now you're talking! It's weird, but you were also right when you wrote your first impressions about trackback, because while it was only a generic routine link in the bottom of every post, its purpose was pratically invisible. when you open the door and let the content show itself, gotcha. it hardly seems what it was as a single trackback link.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: liz@itcs.com
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 01/30/2003 12:08:18 AM
If you go into the templates page in mt management, you'll see the list of index templates, and below that, a list of archive templates. If you select the "Individual Entry Archive" template, you can add the same code to it that you did on the main index template.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: liz@itcs.com
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 01/30/2003 12:09:21 AM
Ah...but just noticed that you've already done it. :-)
Never mind...
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AUTHOR: JoeyT
EMAIL: invalid@invalid.net
IP: 200.193.27.82
URL:
DATE: 01/30/2003 01:10:09 AM
What's the URL I must ping to trackback your post?
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: mark@cheap-date.org
IP: 4.17.253.125
URL: http://www.cheap-date.org/journal/
DATE: 01/30/2003 05:49:02 AM
Hmm, I kind of like how you arranged the Trackbacks, Tom -- less clicking and thinking for the reader.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/30/2003 09:31:31 AM
Joey - I think the point of what I'm saying is that I'm not going to put that URL publically on the site anywhere. You can use auto-discovery and then that should work. Or alternatively you can dig around in the search code and try and find it if you want...
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 01/30/2003 10:09:08 AM
It's a very nice implementation of Trackback - looks nice and minimal. I'm not sure I like getting rid of the Trackback URL though. Yes, it's ugly and dumb but some people use it and it seems that you're making Trackback less useful just so it's a bit prettier.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 01/30/2003 10:12:03 AM
In fact, it now occurs to me that the Trackback link could/should be hidden behind a link, rather than printed in full all ugly-like on the page. I'm not sure why I didn't think of this sooner... I'll do it on my sites when I get a moment. I guess the downside is that hordes of people who don't understand Trackback might try clicking the link, which will do nothing...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/30/2003 11:13:36 AM
But won't that take you just to a page with an error message? There don't really seem to be any good implementations at the moment that don't have some kind of cost associated with them. My feeling is that this is one of those circumstances where the prototype implementation gains ground and becomes established <i>when it just shouldn't</i>. Trackback becomes a complete (albeit clunky) <i>thing</i> - complete unto itself - with auto-discovery.
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AUTHOR: nando
EMAIL: nando@DELETECAPSobarquinho.com
IP: 200.193.27.82
URL: http://nando.obarquinho.com
DATE: 01/30/2003 11:33:50 AM
Yes, auto-discovery is the only and perfect answer to Tom's concept. JoeyT: I've tried to ping the post permalink and it didn't work, you got to set auto-discovery on. I'm thinking maybe it would be nice to put a box in the blog telling the blog is full trackback enabled but you have to set auto-discovery on. Tom: thanks for you idea, I'm starting using (and testing) your solution on my blog.
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AUTHOR: Jack
EMAIL: jack@submitresponse.co.uk
IP: 217.34.78.60
URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk/mt/
DATE: 01/30/2003 04:09:09 PM
I'm with Nando: there needs to be some sort of indication that trackback is there, and not everyone will want to turn autodiscovery on... I've ended up setting my site to display any trackbacks at the end of the post, but left a trackback link in place for people who need the url. which is a bit of a mess...
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URL: http://www.benhammersley.com/archives/003955.html
IP: 217.199.170.171
BLOG NAME: Ben Hammersley.com
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:07:30 PM
Tom introduces Trackback. He's confused now. Just wait...just wait...
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URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/archives/000310.html
IP: 129.21.21.1
BLOG NAME: mamamusings
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:12:51 PM
Tom Coates expresses frustration with the role and nature of trackback technology, and says that he's designed his site to
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TITLE: Is it working?
URL: http://www.nicomorgan.com/2parchives/001161.php
IP: 66.11.162.232
BLOG NAME: My 2p
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:17:01 PM
The real question is: Is it working?
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TITLE: Another site I need to check out further
URL: http://www.engel5.net/weblog/archives/2003/01/187.php
IP: 203.194.209.197
BLOG NAME: AYM - Weblog
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:26:41 PM
He's decided to wrap Trackback into his site so completely that you never see it because "if you can see it operating - if you can see the gears spinning - then as far as [he is] concerned, the design has failed."
Amen.
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URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk/archives/000284.php
IP: 81.3.64.11
BLOG NAME: Submit Response
DATE: 01/29/2003 06:47:21 PM
A good point about the way trackback ought to be an 'invisible' feature is made at Plasticbag.org. (You might need
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TITLE: Trackback, metacrap and semi-latent semantics
URL: http://dannyayers.com/archives/000747.html
IP: 66.70.189.63
BLOG NAME: Raw Blog
DATE: 01/29/2003 08:07:54 PM
An interesting post at Plasticbag.org. Trackback has been enabled there, but "...if you can see it operating - if you
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TITLE: PlasticBag on Trackback
URL: http://obarquinho.com/nando/memorias/2003_01.html#003857
IP: 66.33.197.8
BLOG NAME: wowblog!
DATE: 01/30/2003 02:49:53 AM
Tom Coates do PlasticBag colocou o trackback no
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TITLE: Next lesson
URL: http://www.nigelhammersley.co.uk/archives/003962.html
IP: 217.199.170.171
BLOG NAME: Nigel Hammersley
DATE: 01/30/2003 05:16:17 PM
OK so now i know how to put links into my blog text and Ben has added trackback though i
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URL: http://www.frownland.com/article/152
IP: 209.68.2.4
BLOG NAME: Frownland
DATE: 01/30/2003 11:59:15 PM
An elegant Trackback solution
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TITLE: Trackback: A nice implementation
URL: http://thetimesink.net/2003/DCB030127.html
IP: 12.81.22.114
BLOG NAME: The TimeSink
DATE: 02/01/2003 07:30:05 AM
...wherein the author implements a very nice version of the same trackback element he was questioning a few days before.
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URL: http://WWW.simonwaldman.co.uk/archives/000033.html
IP: 213.232.71.149
BLOG NAME: words of waldman
DATE: 02/05/2003 08:15:57 AM
I don't really understand Trackback. There, I said it. I feel much better now. Well, I sort of understand it...but
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URL: http://refugio.f2o.org/archivos/000494.php
IP: 63.237.54.244
BLOG NAME: El Refugio
DATE: 03/13/2003 11:40:25 PM
Siguiendo los consejos de Tom Coates acerca de los trackbacks en Movable Type hice algunas modificaciones a la forma en
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TITLE: The weblog them. The weblog us.
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 1
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PRIMARY CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
DATE: 01/31/2003 07:04:07 PM
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Once more into the breach. We're riding back into <a href="http://www.fawny.org/decon-blog.html">familiar territory</a>, only this time we're doing it with a different purpose - to provide a different perspective on <a href="http://www.onepotmeal.com/blog/archives/001178.html#001178">One Pot Meal's piece on A-listers and the rest of us</a>.
First the figures. Yes it's true - some webloggers get more traffic than others. In fact I think it's quite likely that the popularity of weblogs will follow some kind of weird Power Law - as (it seems) does everything else these days. By this I mean for every weblogger there is who gets a thousand page views a day, there are probably a thousand who get one. With thousands of weblogs being created each and every day (and most of us not reading thousands of new weblogs a day), it seems clear that something is happening along the way... Is it a function of the medium that means that some will be well read and some will be invisible? And did you have to <a href="http://www.blogger.com/directory/dateCreatedDirectory_130.pyra" title="Check it out, I'm on the first page of the Blogger directory">be there at the start</a> to be one of the 'elite'? Is it a fact of life that some sites will be "popular" while most languish. Have we recreated yet another celebrity subculture?
But what does it actually mean to be popular in blogspace? There are hundreds of thousands of active webloggers across the world. If you cut off the hundred with the most traffic then the rest of us probably get between ten page-views and a thousand page-views a day. It may seem like a radical difference, but what is it compared to the hundreds of thousands that many medium content sites get each day? Or the millions that the world's most popular sites get? It's worth reminding ourselves that individually pretty much every single weblogger is effectively invisible to anyone outside our community. Bluntly although I may get a hundred times the traffic that you do, that still might only constitute an extra 990 pages served. That's a number that would barely register as of interest to any commercial operation. If <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a> lost that many readers tomorrow, it would probably never notice.
So what's my point? Individually most webloggers are as nothing to the world at large. With the exception of reputation-building experts, weblogs are powerful <i>only in aggregation</i>. But we <i>are</i> powerful, we <i>are</i> impactful, we are <i>important</i> when those clumps emerge - where people agree with one another - when concepts, thoughts, missions, campaigns, disputes, ideas bubble up to the collective frontal lobes of the hundreds of overlapping communities that webloggery constitutes. This is not a medium that's been built to make some famous and keep others down. The technology defies that kind of elitism by dint of its very existence. And the people who seem within the community to be our 'heroes', our aspirational 'greats' - well mostly they're nothing but visible citizens of blogspace - like the people who sit on parish councils, or the people on the PTA or the people who go to book groups. Celebrities? I don't think so.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 01/31/2003 07:18:08 PM
Going back and reviewing this piece in more detail subsequently, I find I'm not totally convinced by the way I argued it, even though I still agree with my conclusions. I think fundamentally, the piece of information that I should have included but which I left out, was that this so-called set of 'A-listers' who seem to be so solid and impenetrable a group are clearly not. Else how could the warblogging community thrive so quickly and effectively? And people like <a href="http://www.diveintomark.org">diveintomark.org</a> or <a href="http://www.aaronsw.com">Aaron Swartz</a> have become well-respected and enthusiastically linked-to representatives of the culture very swiftly as well. There's something weird about this whole thing for me - as if weblogging actually was still thought to be the monoculture that it probably was three years ago when there were only a few dozen people doing it. However much the 'charts' may say otherwise, we're really not in competition with each other for traffic and respect. At worst we're at competition with ourselves to write compelling content that's of value to other people. And that seems ok to me...
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AUTHOR: steve
EMAIL: s@onepotmeal.com
IP: 151.199.44.103
URL: http://www.onepotmeal.com
DATE: 01/31/2003 07:43:38 PM
Thanks, Tom. Your point about the flexibility of 'A-listers' as a category, especially the example of warbloggers, gets exactly at one of the points I was trying to make. Namely that there are multiple and flexible routes to success (assuming, for purposes here, that we define success as visibility). And while I think that there are ways in which power and influence online compare to offline--ie, some people have weight to throw around--I don't think it's as simple as 'person X is popular, and they have the power to decide whether person Y succeeds or not'. And, as you say, it's all success in a particular, fairly insular sphere.
I have to admit that I feel a bit guilty about heading 'once more into the breach': I was really thinking in hypotheticals and concepts, but through my own (perhaps poor) choice of examples it's being read as commentary on specific people far more than I meant it.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 195.92.67.68
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 02/01/2003 12:19:36 AM
Call me blinkered if you like, but I think I'm proud to say that I only ever briefly recognised what constituted an A-list (if indeed, such a thing exists) - and that would be back when I first started blogging and was (briefly) interested in the "blogging community". These days, I wouldn't know what an A-list blog was if the writer came up and repeatedly slapped me round the face while shouting, "I'm A-list! I'm A-list!" And that makes me happy.
Too often, I find that the hugely successful bloggers write to pander to their audience, rather than writing what they want to say. I don't want to read writing that simply exists for the common denominator - we can get that from thousands of other media sources. I read weblogs for the essential individuality of each writer.
Oh, and the line: "individually most webloggers are as nothing to the world at large." I couldn't agree more. To use a somewhat more American phrase, I really think it's time that blogging got over itself already. The navel-gazing is fast turning into sickening narcissism.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/01/2003 12:47:28 AM
I quite like narcissism! More seriously though, I do think these things are worth debating and I'd almost like the encourage people to think quite carefully about what they're doing when they blog. This is the first technology that's really facilitated many thousands of people to 'broadcast' their opinions into the ether in a semi-permanent fashion and while no individual weblog is particularly important, I do think that these hundreds of thousands of people joining in could be demonstrably significant in changing the way in which mainstream media operates with the general public. But I guess we'll have to wait and see on that one...
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AUTHOR: Clay Shirky
EMAIL: clays@panix.com
IP: 141.149.59.247
URL: http://www.shirky.com/
DATE: 02/01/2003 03:27:26 AM
Jason is right. Diversity + preference = inequality, and the greater the number of people in the system, the greater inequality. That's not sociology, that's math.
The element of time is also vital. The warbloggers appeared in a much sparser ecosystem than the one that exists today, for example, so new entrants becoming part of the 5% of the blogosphere that accounts for 50% of the traffic will have a harder time.
I'd also dispute that "no individual weblog is particularly important." Instapundit, boingBoing and andrewsullivan.com _are_ particularly important. Check your own traffic some time, and you will see that the distribution from other weblogs is _also_ a power law. If what weblogs do -- putting things out there for people to read -- is good, then doing more of that is better, and some sites do more of it, a lot more, and that gap is increasing, not decreasing.
"Mainstream media" is just a synonym for "stuff I'm already used to." As we get used to weblogs, they will become mainstream media too, and will take on the trappings of mainstream media. They will have an above-average effect on traffic, they will not be able to link to everything that comes to their attention, they will have to implement processes to decide what is 'blog-worthy', and when that happens, as a result of their success, the people whose work is deemed non-blog-worthy will start bitching about how they have become like the mainstream media. And they will be right.
Mainstream media is not the way it is because it's run by dolts. Its the way it is because as audiences scale up, center-to-edge connections continue to rise, but edge-to-center and edge-to-edge connections don't (and can't). This is happening, today, to blogs, and 2 years from now, some of the current A list and some new entrants will be full-fledged old-media-like _channels_. Glenn and Andrew are already close to that now.
-clay
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AUTHOR: Jon Baas
EMAIL: wlc540@yahoo.com
IP: 66.72.233.237
URL: http://www.jonbaas.com/weblog.html
DATE: 02/01/2003 07:49:09 AM
You all have some good points, and I agree in general... (sans too much philosophical talk for right now I am insanely tired, and probably would not even know what I am typing in the first place.)... Diversity is what weblogs are all about. Myself, I've been successfully blogging for almost a year now, and I really don't care if I have a thousand people a day reading my blog or whatnot. Blogs are about individuality, creativity, ...a look into the mind and observations of another human being. The exchange of opinions, observations, and the intermingling of individual personalies is what makes this world go round. It's about humanity, and since we're all human (or at least I would hope so...) there is much we can learn from each other, even if it is not earth-shattering. I've become a regular reader hear at plasticbag.org, and I can honestly say this, I am learning much from my readings of this blogging individual. I am amused, intruiged, compelled, and even sometimes in disagreement... but, afterall, in a society of freedoms which we enjoy so, isn't that what blogs promote. .... I'm proud to be a blogging individual, and eager as always to share my insight and personality with those interested in reading. (Ha... ok, who knows how much sense that prolonged comment made. I can be very philosophical, but I guess it's not easy at these levels of fatigue... ok... bed time.)
Regards,
A seriously tired blogging individual,
Actor/ Artist,
-Jon Baas
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/01/2003 12:22:51 PM
Clay - obviously I bow to your expertise in these matters, but I'm not sure I agree. In my original version of this piece I do have a chunk about the hundred most popular weblogs and how special rules might come into effect at that level, but it seemed half-hearted and clumsy so I left it out.
Here's where I disagree - mainstream versus personal publishing first. They're clumsy terms and I accept that - perhaps I could describe them better as centralised versus distributed publishing. But terminology aside, I think there are a number of qualitative differences between the two, one of which is just obvious - that the weblog of an individual represents that individual and is the work of that individual, rather than the conglomeration of works by a variety of people, rather than a clumping together of sources under a banner of brand. It doesn't sound like much, but it is - people's interests change, their emphasis changes, their relationship to work changes - a weblog can never hope to be as stable and reliable a long-term product as a newspaper or television station. People take holidays. Newspapers don't. A close analogy might be the celebrity-based TV comment show or the newspaper column - but shows come and go, newspaper columnists change perspective. A weblog doesn't match with a channel, it matches one of the things that can be put into a channel. The fact that they're interesting to people might in fact be based on the fact that they're <i>not</i> the same as old established media channels. They might reflect the Tivo / MP3 era of componentised media blocks that people assemble to meet their own needs and values as they want...<br /><br />
Secondly the network that lies behind the individual weblogs remains of crucial importance. The links and commentary and stories that circulate through blogspace have to start somewhere and be picked up by a hell of a lot of other people to manifest strongly enough to jump species and escape from weblog-circles (or to reach the most trafficked sites). We become exposed to the maximum amount of potent memetic material as a direct result of the size of the network that is looking for this material - and even the least read weblogs have a weight there. It is the connections between all individuals individuals that matter here. The size of each individual is important, but it is <i>less important</i> than you'd think.<br /><br />
A couple of examples, which I think also demonstrate some of the differences between the distributed and centralised, personal and mainstream... (i) There's the power of the incoming link - that one might be a low-traffic site that links to a high-traffic site with a pertinent point and the high-traffic site notices the impact in the referral log and chooses to respond in kind with a link and a reference. This is the oldest and most widely established way of distributing memetic material from the smaller to the larger weblogs. It happens everyday and it works. (ii) And while referrer logs depend on the amount of through-put traffic to make an impact, link-tracking functionality and trackback don't - <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com">Technorati</a> all base themselves around a uniquely democratic and distributed system of establishing the value of a piece of micro-content. Everyone's vote is equally important, equally valuable. And each may contain legitimate commentary. Trackback - for all its flaws - is also a uniquely democratic piece of kit that (once you've got past the legitimately tricky expertise barrier of figuring out how it works) builds two-way links that mean that the most-trafficked still have an honest relationship with the least trafficked.<br /><br />
The whole system has emerged in such a way - and continues to emerge in even more of away - as to assert the individual value and significance of <i>each microcontent 'vote'</i>, and not only to assert it but to make it reciprocal - to partially redistribute the traffic. As ever, it seems, the technology tries to make the world as quickly moving, as resistant to entrenched power structures and as close to nodal networks as it can...<br /><br />
Finally, I want to have a few words about the power of aggregation and aggregated content. This seems to me to be fundamental. As far as I can tell the next big shift in weblog-tech is going to be the site that brings the best writing from webloggery to the surface in the most timely and organised fashion possible. It seems to me to be directly related to processes and algorithms like Google's - as seen in action on <a href="http://news.google.com">Google News</a> - which themselves work on the basis of microcontent votes - gestural links and clustering derived from the decisions of hundreds of millions of active net users. And it seems to me to be related to the idea of prominent webloggers not being channels, but content for channels. Aggregated weblog content, either bespoke for individuals (cf. desktop aggregators like <a href="http://ranchero.com/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire</a> or developed Blogdex style to provide the net's best take on the very best links and commentary available each day - these seem to me to be the next stage models of channels. Modular sites that compete with one another to provide the best mix or the most accurately interesting information each and every day seem to be the wave of the future. And this is what I mean by us being potent and powerful together - the links that leap the species are the ones that achieve massive currency in weblogdom - the ones one everyone's sites. That's the power we have to harness and I think it's a power that dwarfs Glenn Reynolds or Jason Kottke and will continue to do so.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/02/2003 11:41:03 AM
Clay - one other thing in your post that I <i>really</i> disagree with - you say this: "If what weblogs do - putting things out there for people to read - is good, then doing more of that is better, and some sites do more of it, a lot more, and that gap is increasing, not decreasing." In my experience of weblogging, you get more people reading you if you write relatively short pieces of good quality and insight than you do if you write lots. In fact, it might even be said that there is a fairly small saturation limit that people feel about getting content from any individual weblogger. People often read weblogs for the diversity of opinion and if you find your daily reading time increasingly colonised by one particularly fiesty writer, you end up skim-reading or getting bored of them. And interestingly, the most successful memes can be those that are just given time to be taken up. The more time a post is in a position of importance at the top of your site the more likely it is to be linked, the more likely it is that it'll reach that early tipping point and spread from one or two sites to blogdom in general and the more people will end up reading it.
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AUTHOR: Dan Hartung
EMAIL: lakefxdan@aol.com
IP: 172.163.94.7
URL: http://www.lakefx.nu/
DATE: 02/03/2003 05:51:21 AM
Tom: good job on the numbers. I checked the <a href="http://www.myelin.co.nz/ecosystem/">blogging ecosystem</a>, as good a metric for the "first hundred" as any, and the first blog I found after #100 that had a public counter was <a href="http://www.dynamist.com/scene.html">Virginia Postrel</a> -- whose <a href="http://extremetracking.com/open;sum?login=dynamist">extreme tracker daily average</a> is 1044. But I would agree with you: although the ecosystem list has a number of old-school early bloggers on it (you're at #90), it also has some recent stars. Many are in the instapundit orbit of political blogs, but still others are not. Creative Commons, a relatively new project, is at #15 (which isn't strictly fair, perhaps, given its linkback nature by default). By the way, the number of linkbacks required to remain on the list of 500 seems to rise by about one a week; it's now at 50.
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AUTHOR: Henry Copeland
EMAIL: henry@pressflex.com
IP: 24.91.228.56
URL: http://www.blogads.com/weblog
DATE: 02/03/2003 02:16:46 PM
Clay's argument that 'the blogosphere is elitist and will soon become mainstream media' contains two generalizations that should be untangled. <b>a)</b> Yes, Clay is probably right that 5% of the blogs will always account for 50% of blog traffic. But it is wrong to talk about "The" blogosphere. We'll certainly have hundreds of blogospheres, each with its own elite and power law distribution. And we don't need to worry about stasis any time soon. These new spheres will be emerging for a long time. Glenn Reynolds obviously won't be the hub for French bloggers, and BoingBoing won't be the hub for evangelical Christians. New bloggers will invent and serve new spheres. <b>b)</b> Clay suggests that because mainstream media is elitist (ie governed by the power law), all elitest media is mainstream media. "As we get used to weblogs, they will become mainstream media too, and will take on the trappings of mainstream media," he says.<br /><br />Sure the blogospheres may each display elitist traffic distrubutions. But Clay's equation of blogs and mainstream media elides the many traits -- links, chronology, personality, blogrolls, 95% lower overheads, Google-friendliness, trackbacks -- that make blogs different from (and subversive of) today's dominant media, aka "mainstream media." Lumping the two classes of media together is like declaring, 1.5 million years ago, that "homo erectus shares traits with the ape, so we can safely ignore their differences." What makes blogs unique? I'll advance the argument that a key difference between blogs and today's media is corporate structure. As media organisms, blogs have shorter life-cycles, smaller metabolisms and are run by flexible egos. Up against the old, thick-shell, high-burn, multi-cell media organisms, the blog is an ideal candidate to evolve and exploit new media challenges. Weird, subversive, new things <i>will</i> come to pass.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/08/2003 07:59:28 PM
I don't know whether it was this conversation or another that inspired Clay to write <a href="http://www.shirky.com/writings/powerlaw_weblog.html">Power Laws, Weblogs and Inequality</a>, but either way it's a very interesting and well-researched development on some of the thoughts we've been investigating here...
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URL: http://www.dashes.com/links/archives/20030126.php#004964
IP: 64.26.0.108
BLOG NAME: anil dash's daily links
DATE: 02/01/2003 06:32:12 AM
http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/01/the_weblog_them_the_weblog_us.shtml
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URL: http://WWW.onepotmeal.com/blog/archives/001187.html
IP: 64.71.137.114
BLOG NAME: OnePotMeal
DATE: 02/03/2003 02:35:18 PM
In follow up to my post about online power and influence, and the many inciteful comments added here in my
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URL: http://WWW.simonwaldman.co.uk/archives/000046.html
IP: 213.232.71.149
BLOG NAME: words of waldman
DATE: 02/11/2003 04:27:18 PM
Some very interesting writing this week about the concentration of traffic/ links onto a very small number/ proportion of blogs
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URL: http://randgaenge.net/2003/02/01.html#a1229
IP: 81.223.242.209
BLOG NAME: thomas n. burg | randg�nge
DATE: 08/18/2003 01:07:00 PM
Weblogs sind ein weiterer Weg der Glocalisation
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URL: http://www.kottke.org/03/02/weblogs-and-power-laws
IP: 24.123.114.130
BLOG NAME: kottke.org
DATE: 06/22/2004 10:08:15 PM
Many systems and phenomena are distributed according to a power law distribution. A power law applies to a system when large is rare and small is common. The distribution of individual wealth is a good example of this: there are a very few rich men and...
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Just in case you haven't heard yet - <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphoto">iPhoto 2</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/imovie">iMovie 2</a> are now both available for download. I'm off to get my copies now and if I have anything pertinent to say about them, you can be sure I'll post about it... In the meantime, if anyone has any criticisms or thoughts on how they've been improved / debased, feel free to write a comment below...
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AUTHOR: Greg
EMAIL: greg@consequently.org
IP: 203.20.229.2
URL: http://consequently.org
DATE: 01/31/2003 11:24:38 PM
One thing which looks like an improvement in iMovie -- I am able to import QuickTime .mov files directly as clips. (Just drag them from the finder into the clip window.) I'm 95% sure that you couldn't do that in previous versions. You needed to use QuickTime Pro to convert them to DV files before importing.
This makes things lots more convenient for me. (My little digital camera makes .mov files.)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.16.97
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/01/2003 12:10:45 AM
I was talking to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> about the integration with <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes">iTunes</a> and he told me that he thought it was fairly half-hearted. But I was playing with the slide-show feature in iPhoto and I have to say I thought it was neat. I was impressed at how quickly I could assemble a nice piece of Christmas schlock with a bit of holiday music and a few pictures of the family. It's silly and trivial, but it's nice. More impressive is the way iPhoto has been sped up so that it's actually worth using regularly... I haven't played much with iMovie yet though...
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AUTHOR: robert cowan
EMAIL: rbcowan@sympatico.ca
IP: 65.95.186.211
URL:
DATE: 09/25/2003 03:15:02 AM
Where is the download for iMovie 2 for OS9.1?
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<p>Being a list of (relatively) recently-found funny and/or weird links that are too insubstantial to write anything critical or interesting about and that have been piling up in my 'do something with' box for quite a while, only to be released on a Friday evening in an almost sexual explosion of trivia and spontaneous uselessness:</p>
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<li> From <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">B3ta</a>'s photoshopping crew comes: <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/board/716880">Basically, it was fucked...</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.homedespot.com/">Home Despot</a>: "Free election fixing reminders! Loads of oppression advice!"
<li> <a href="http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tewing/loafer/loaf0026.html">If Blog Names Were Band-Names</a>. Plasticbag, "sounds like Sigue Sigue Sputnik".
<li> <a href="http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/features/greatestmusicvideos.html">100 Greatest Music Videos</a> from Slant.
<li> <a href="http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm">Stunning Recursive Flash Imagery</a> that's likely to boil your mind.
<li> Tatooine chic meets Blancmange Telly-tubby underworld: <A href="http://www.bovision.se/bin/cgicache.dll?,21076908,&bilder&bkat=0">BoVision</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/index.php?archives/004817.php">Don't buy stinky diamonds for your woman</a> says Anil Dash.
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First things first, <a href="http://www.creativecommons.org">Creative Commons</a> is a great idea that I thoroughly approve of and plan at some point to participate in. But I'm being a little more reserved about it than other people seem to be. And the reason? Whether or not I wish to exploit the rights afforded to me by copyright, I'm anxious about the concept of giving them up <i>in perpetuity</i>.
Here's the thing. Webloggers are - by nature, perhaps - faddish people. The memes that spread around the net are often spread by webloggers. Other than e-mail, weblogs are probably the most effective down-home meme-spreaders on the planet. Hence we have <a href="http://www.blogchalking.tk/">blogchalking</a>, son of <a href="http://www.warchalking.org">warchalking</a>, we have <a href="http://www.googlism.com/">googlism</a>, we have the <a href="http://www.supposedlysane.com/archives/00000357.html">Friday Five</a>. We have <a href="http://www.leatheregg.com/bloggercode/">Blogger Code</a> and we have quiz after quiz after quiz. People are XHTML 1.0 compliant, and then they're not. They're transitional, then they're strict. They're three-column. Then they're <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke</a>-esque.
All these memes are transient and reversable. Change your code, change it back. New design, change it back. Put up a meme, take it down or apologise for it. Muck it around as well, change it, adapt it, rerelease it into the wild. But <a href="http://www.creativecommons.org">Creative Commons</a> isn't like that. It's not reversable. You're giving up rights (that maybe you shouldn't have - I'm not in the mood to debate that) <i>forever</i>. You're retroactively putting (to a greater or lesser extent) all the work associated with your site in the public arena. And there's no way take it back. Legally you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Now the chances of someone wanting to do something with the content on most weblogs is pretty limited. And the Creative Commons people are brilliant people who have developed a way of giving up only the rights that we're individually comfortable with. And moreover we tacitly allow people to participate in a fairly loose and unenforced honour-code version of copyright every day - that's the commenting and copying, the cutting-and-pasting that is part and parcel of writing in a style that is always at least partially scholiastic in nature. So I'm not saying that you shouldn't participate if you're sure that's what you want to do. Far from it. Jump in. Just be sure you recognise the scale of what you're doing before you display the notice. It's possible that a decision made on a whim on a Thursday afternoon at the pub could come back to haunt you later on...
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AUTHOR: Mac
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 194.145.130.165
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 02/01/2003 12:31:01 PM
i recently licensed the copyright of my site under a creative commons licence, but i thought long and hard before doing so. i didn't want to throw my work willy-nilly into the public domain, but on the other hand i wanted it to be open for others to explore, replicate and quote freely from as long as i am credited. (sure, as a proprietor of a low-traffic blog that's pretty narcissistic of me, but that's one of the reasons i started a blog in the first place, the whole 'look at me!' factor.)
regarding the web, i think this is fair. as to whether i would license say, a book or a screenplay under a creative commons license? that's a different question, one that i'd have to think harder and longer about.
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AUTHOR: Dawn
EMAIL: dawn@drivingwithdawn.com
IP: 209.178.190.72
URL: http://www.drivingwithdawn.com
DATE: 02/01/2003 10:06:07 PM
I have also been debating whether to license my site under a Creative Commons license. I would like to because it seems like such a cool idea, but what stops me is the fact I don't understand copyright issues at all. (scary, isn't it?)
I do plan to participate, but I'd like to understand exactly what I am getting into before I join. (which is funny because I'm usually so impulsive...)
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AUTHOR: Armin
EMAIL: spam@grewe.co.uk
IP: 217.35.43.141
URL: http://www.ministryofpropaganda.co.uk/
DATE: 02/01/2003 10:56:34 PM
Thank you for putting my nervousness about this into words. I went to Creative Commons several times and looked at all the different licenses. Every time I left without selecting a license, thinking I'm not sure about this and don't want to do it just because everyone else is doing it.
Oh, and you forgot geo-url in your list of memes going around ;-)
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AUTHOR: Ian Betteridge
EMAIL: ianb@well.com
IP: 80.3.64.5
URL: http://www.ludicrous.org.uk
DATE: 02/02/2003 05:15:19 PM
Ummm... actually I think you're missing the point about Creative Commons. You're not giving up copyright, in any sense: You still own your copyright material, lock, stock and barrel. CC is all about giving other people a license to use your work in a way that's useful, but which doesn't stop you doing anything with it.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.155.150
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/02/2003 06:06:10 PM
I want to clarify again that I'm not against the Creative Commons project - in fact I'm an eager exponent of it. I just want to make sure that people know what they're doing when they sign up to it. You're quite right of course - obviously you can do anything you want with your own material - but what I'm saying is that <i>if</i> you say that other people can use your material for commercial purposes, then in essence you can't then withdraw that permission subsequently should you change your mind. The material that you've placed in the public sphere can't realistically be taken be taken back. It may sound like a trivial point and obvious to everyone - but I'm not sure that all of the people who take on the creative commons license are aware of that. I just want them to go into it with their eyes open, comfortable with the idea that they're entering a long-term relationship with 'the commons'. Having said all of that, if I am wrong and this is not the case, I would appreciate any clarification you might be able to provide...
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AUTHOR: heather
EMAIL: heather@jezebel.com
IP: 64.174.47.195
URL: http://www.harrumph.com
DATE: 02/03/2003 01:06:36 AM
"You're retroactively putting (to a greater or lesser extent) all the work associated with your site in the public arena."
Actually no. With the Creative Commons license, it's not blanket coverage. You can pick and choose what elements you put online that are covered by the CC license. While I've covered everthing, had I wanted to, I could have selected day by day what photographs would be covered.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.151.49
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/03/2003 08:52:09 AM
Still, most people seem to be slapping the license onto their sites without a care in the world - and it's still true that the photos you open up to use cannot have those restrictions placed back upon them again, isn't it?
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AUTHOR: heather
EMAIL: heather@jezebel.com
IP: 64.174.47.195
URL: http://www.harrumph.com
DATE: 02/03/2003 02:00:50 PM
Without a care in the world? I'm not privvy to the thought process involved with everyone's decision, so i can't say whether or not they slapped a license onto their site in this manner. In my own case i went back and forth for abouth three weeks. And the restrictions, you're most likely correct. Why don't you ask a few people instead of assuming we're all sheep?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/03/2003 03:23:51 PM
God, I'm sorry Heather - I didn't mean to sound snippy. The whole point of my post was to express my worry that a lot of people weren't necessarily putting a lot of thought into their decisions to put their work into Creative Commons, which is unsurprising, I think, since so many disposable memes pass through the blogging sphere. I certainly wasn't trying to say that everyone hadn't thought it through, or that it was a bad thing for people to do. I wasn't trying to imply that people were sheep at all, I was just trying to make sure that people who were <i>thinking</i> of entering into it thought through the implications. That's all.
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AUTHOR: Anna
EMAIL: kookymojo@yahoo.com
IP: 62.189.82.155
URL: http://kookymojo.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/05/2003 11:12:05 AM
I have to agree with you, Tom (and Mac). I work in the copyright "sector" (as it were), so I at least have some knowledge of licensing issues, but I know that the subject of copyright and IP alienates and confuses a lot of people.
I was initially hesitant to add a CC license to my site until I had considered and reconsidered the ramifications (not just of my site, but on the internet as a whole, actually). There's also my personal problems with the majority CC's approach coming from an American perspective and American law. This is an issue I have with much of the internet, since such a large proportion of it is approached with the American perspective rather than an international one. But I'm not sure how it's possible for the CC to get around that, short of hiring legal advisors from every single country in the world...
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<p>Kurt Vonnegut - the writer of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0099800209/invisithebomb">Slaughterhouse 5</a>, my favourite book of all time - finally joins my rogues gallery of personal heroes. I'm not sure it's an honour that he'd aspire to, or even accept - particularly given the company he's going to be keeping - but he doesn't get a choice in the matter. It's my list. If he doesn't like it, he can write his own damn list...</p>
<p>He joins a motley group consisting of <a href="http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/jobs.html">Steve Jobs</a>, <a href="http://www.grant-morrison.com">Grant Morrison</a> and <a href="http://users.rcn.com/brill/freudarc.html">Sigmund Freud</a> - all of whom I think are aware of the sheer complexity of life and living, the difficulty of operating morally within the world, and who strive nevertheless towards some kind of positive constructive change, significant or profound insights or the building of elegant and beautiful things. These are probably the only ethics that I understand. These are probably the only beliefs that I can stand behind.</p>
<p>To my knowledge, none of my heroes are women and none of them are gay. This could be a failing of the world, a failing of myself or a failing of women and gay people.</p>
<p>Of the four, Kurt Vonnegut is clearly the most overtly politically motivated - but he stands for a form of humanism rather than for sectarian or party politics. This doesn't mean he's not prepared to lay into our leaders and representatives in government or big business. Quite the opposite. Here's an extended quotation from <a href="http://inthesetimes.com/comments.php?id=38_0_4_0_C">a recent interview</a> with him:</p>
<blockquote> I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body snatchers. Sometimes I wish it had been. What has happened, though, is that it has been taken over by means of the sleaziest, low-comedy, Keystone Cops-style coup d?etat imaginable. And those now in charge of the federal government are upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka 'Christians,' and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or 'PPs.'<br /><br />
To say somebody is a PP is to make a perfectly respectable medical diagnosis, like saying he or she has appendicitis or athlete?s foot. The classic medical text on PPs is The Mask of Sanity by Dr. Hervey Cleckley. Read it! PPs are presentable, they know full well the suffering their actions may cause others, but they do not care. They cannot care because they are nuts. They have a screw loose!<br /><br />
And what syndrome better describes so many executives at Enron and WorldCom and on and on, who have enriched themselves while ruining their employees and investors and country, and who still feel as pure as the driven snow, no matter what anybody may say to or about them? And so many of these heartless PPs now hold big jobs in our federal government, as though they were leaders instead of sick.<br /><br />
<i>What has allowed so many PPs to rise so high in corporations, and now in government, is that they are so decisive. Unlike normal people, they are never filled with doubts, for the simple reason that they cannot care what happens next.</i> Simply can?t. Do this! Do that! Mobilize the reserves! Privatize the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody?s telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! Fuck habeas corpus and the Sierra Club and In These Times, and kiss my ass!</blockquote>
<p>The most important part of this quotation for me is the part marked with italics. As I look around me at the very vocal parties trying to make the complex moral issues surrounding an attack on Iraq seem simple and obvious, I feel repelled. There are people on every side using cheap argument and charged sloganeering to steer public opinion. There are people on "both" (as if there were only two possible approaches to any problem) sides appealling to patriotism, or to deep-seated prejudice of every kind, or appeal to people's self-interest or on their nervousness and sense of vulnerability.</p>
<p>Which brings us back to heroes. We choose figureheads to represent our interests or our beliefs. We choose to give respect to people whose arguments convince us, or who have knowledge and experience that we think is important or relevant. Each of us makes miniature heroes out of our politicians when we support them, or the experts that we quote when we're defending a position.</p>
<p>If I have any advice for anyone who's reading this and still doesn't know where to place their support in this and any other political situation - how to choose your heroes as it were - I would say this and nothing more. The people who present conflicts like this, decisions of this scale, as <i>either / or</i> situations entered into because there are no other options (be this in defence of war or against war - or any other debate) - these are the people who we should be suspicious of. Because they're the ones for whom all debate has been shut down, they're the ones who couldn't be persuaded that their position is wrong if you had all the evidence in the world. They're the ones who have positions that are <i>fait accompli</i>, that they'll defend and fortify - bringing arguments and figures to bear individually as if they were tanks or planes, selecting whatever information suits their position at any time.</p>
<p>Living isn't <i>about</i> anything, but much of the process of wandering through life requires us to make difficult decisions - to try and work out what the best thing to do is in difficult circumstances where there are a variety of perspectives, where no side is completely free of stigma or shame, where pragmatism tells you a different thing from your beliefs. People who would hide these decisions from you, <i>take</i> these decisions from you, who would treat you as children - they don't deserve your respect, let alone your adulation. These people are not to be trusted. Do not <i>allow</i> yourself to be spoken to as if you were a child or an idiot by the people you chose to govern you unless you're prepared to have them make terrible decisions in your name. Because however many heroes you might have, you don't have to wake up and face them in the mirror in the morning.</p>
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AUTHOR: groc
EMAIL: groc@NOSPAMgroc.org.uk
IP: 195.92.198.75
URL: http://www.groc.org.uk/blog/
DATE: 02/03/2003 01:41:59 AM
I picked up on being wholly suspicious of left/right either/or black/white thinking from having an interest in the works of Edward De Bono. He points to it as a massive failing at the heart of western education. It's all down to everyone having a reluctance to do any real thinking - in fact the whole formal education is geared to shutting down the whole process of questioning. Instead people are taught how to defend arguments -the best of them can swear that black is white and that the Earth is flat. Which of course has nothing to do with searching out answers or whether what their arguing about is right or wrong. Just that their eloquence wins out. You can see it expressed at it's worse in our own Parliment -left wing vs right wing with no other choices allowed. It's a frightening thing. We really need to start outgrowing this nonsense.
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<p>Presented with limited commentary, two articles about the relationship between Europe and America. One from the Washington Post (<A href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A4007-2003Jan30.html">Politicians With Guts</a>) that makes the stunning suggestion that a continent of states should make decisions on international politics based upon whether or not they owe the United States a favour for helping out in a war that ended sixty years ago, while simultaneously somehow suggesting that any disagreement with American foreign politics is tantamount to setting-up death-camps:</p>
<blockquote>By using the word "generosity," they even implied that Europeans might now owe the United States a little generosity in return ... Britain's most gifted scholars sift through American writings about Europe searching for signs of derogatory "sexual imagery." In Paris, all the talk is of oil and "imperialism" (and Jews). In Madrid, it's oil, imperialism, past American support for Franco (and Jews).</blockquote>
<p>The other article is from the New York Review of Books (<a href="http://www.nybooks.com/articles/16059">Anti-Europeanism in America</a>) which talks about the stereotypes of the European:</p>
<blockquote>Europeans are wimps. They are weak, petulant, hypocritical, disunited, duplicitous, sometimes anti-Semitic and often anti-American appeasers. In a word: "Euroweenies." Their values and their spines have dissolved in a lukewarm bath of multilateral, transnational, secular, and postmodern fudge. They spend their euros on wine, holidays, and bloated welfare states instead of on defense. Then they jeer from the sidelines while the United States does the hard and dirty business of keeping the world safe for Europeans. Americans, by contrast, are strong, principled defenders of freedom, standing tall in the patriotic service of the world's last truly sovereign nation-state.</blockquote>
<p>And gets to the crux of the issue:</p>
<blockquote>Anti-Americanism and anti-Europeanism are at opposite ends of the political scale. European anti-Americanism is mainly to be found on the left, American anti-Europeanism on the right. The most outspoken American Euro-bashers are neoconservatives using the same sort of combative rhetoric they have habitually deployed against American liberals. In fact, as Jonah Goldberg himself acknowledged to me, "the Europeans" are also a stalking-horse for liberals. So, I asked him, was Bill Clinton a European? "Yes," said Goldberg, "or at least, Clinton thinks like a European."</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: barry
EMAIL: mail@bloggy.com
IP: 66.108.223.98
URL: http://bloggy.com/mt/
DATE: 02/02/2003 06:58:27 PM
William Pfaff has a great column in the IHT on this topic. I particularly like the fact that he points out one reason the Europeans try to avoid war: They have experienced it in ways the U.S. has not. <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/84666.html">Europe and America: Some know more about war</a>
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AUTHOR: Sarah
EMAIL: sarah@leto.co.nz
IP: 203.96.111.237
URL: http://leto.co.nz/
DATE: 02/02/2003 07:20:08 PM
Anti-Americanism, Anti-Europeanism, it's so much easier to attack stereotypes than it is to debate the issues isn't it? Find yourself a straw-man and a match and everyone will be so absorbed in the ensuing fire that they don't notice what's actually going on around them.
Of course, everybody knows New Zealanders are infinitely morally superior...
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AUTHOR: nick sweeney
EMAIL: nick@nonspace.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 02/02/2003 09:12:10 PM
There's a great deal of media indoctrination on both sides, as you might expect, particularly when it comes to the 'war debt' argument that Europe should blindly accept
As has been noted, not simply by the left, the US sat on its hands in the name of individual freedom from September 1939 to December 1941, and previously, from June 1914 to 1917; US losses on the WW2 battlefield were much lower than those of most European (and Asian) nations, with no mainland civilian attacks, and nothing like the devastation of either the Somme or Gallipoli or Stalingrad or... etc. In short, the last time Americans were killed <i>en masse</i> on home territory was when they were killing each other in the 1860s.
My attitude towards war is coloured by my grandparents' cultural memory of WW2, and by the historical legacy of the generation before that, and its experience of WW1. It's vindicated by that experience.
As for Kagan's particular piece of dreck, which is particularly distasteful for its waving the anti-Semitism shroud in the way that only Americans can: it's worth noting that he doesn't pay attention to the fact that at least three of the signatories of that particular letter have questionable pasts: the PMs of Poland and Hungary were Politburo apparatchiks, and Berlusconi is a crook with neo-fascist tendencies. (The Danish and Spanish PMs are also right-wing populists, the former being especially good at bashing immigrants. Gosh, where have we heard that before?)
Moral courage? My arse. 'Pettiness and insecurity'? No, not really: just the feeling that while Blair would need Dyno-Rod to extract his tongue from George Bush's behind, other leaders in Europe have captured the continent's mood and are actually fulfilling their mandate.
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: frizzy_logic@hotmail.com
IP: 193.195.0.102
URL: http://frizzy_logic.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/03/2003 12:00:57 PM
Thanks for those links. Kagan and Garton-Ash have obviously been at odds for some time. I take it that the sneering reference in Kagan's WP article to 'Britain's most gifted scholars sift through American writings about Europe searching for signs of derogatory "sexual imagery".' refers back to Garton-Ash's NYRB piece.
Garton-Ash himself refers to Kagan's 'influential' paper <a href="http://www.policyreview.org/JUN02/kagan_print.html">Power and Weakness</a> in Policy Review. Notice we're back to the dualism with which the issue seems to be plagued. Not quite as simplisticly offensive as 'you're either with us or against us' but for me perhaps even more worrying for being less crass. As far as the 'debt/gratitude' issue is concerned, my father talks about the debt Europe owes the US as a result of the Marshall Plan which helped rebuild Europe after the second World War. I do not agree that this act, which demanded no recompense, should now act as a moral pressure to make decisions some might regard as immoral. Whether the plan was motivated by altruism, enlightened self-interest or a clearly-focused eye on the main chance, it is interesting to compare that initiative with US efforts at 'nation-building' in Afghanistan: see <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2405191.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2405191.stm</a> for instance - there are many more. Thanks for prompting me to organise my thoughts a bit on this (specially since my site's down and I can't do it there!).
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TITLE: Smoking and the smoking gun...
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<p>Here's another intriguing article from the New York Times: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/02/02/opinion/02FRIE.html">Ah, Those Principled Europeans</a>. Here's a stripped-down outline of the article in question:</p>
<ul>
<li> Europeans, GMOs and Smoking:
<ul><li> Europeans have to make clear when they're selling food that contains genetically modified organisms.
<li> This is a rebellion against America and high-technology.
<li> This can be demonstrated still more clearly because Europeans smoke like chimneys.
<li> Smoking is much more dangerous than eating genetically modified organisms, therefore they must just be doing it to spite the Americans.
</ul>
<li> Europeans, America and Iraq:
<ul>
<li> Europeans are not defying the US for any of the good reasons that <i>do</i> exist (these reasons are not mentioned or explored).
<li> Europeans are ignoring the fact that young Iraqi people want democracy and wish to escape from the rule of their dictatorial leader.
<li> In fact, just like with GMOs and smoking, Europeans are just against the war because they are simply against whatever the US wants to do.
<li> Because Europe wants to constrain the power of the United States they end up inevitably on the morally questionable side of Iraq.
<li> This is weakness masquerading as moral superiority.
</ul>
</ul>
<p>Point-by-point, then. European governments are not the people who put the issue of GM food on the international agenda. In fact many European governments - including the British government - have been traditionally in favour of genetically-modified products. It has been (in order) green activists, some parts of the media and finally the general population that brought this issue to the forefront of politics. They are the ones that campaigned the display of this kind of information. Government had very little to nothing to do with it. Anti-American sentiment has absolutely nothing to do with it.</p>
<p>I've dug around a bit and it does seem to be the case that there is more smoking in Europe than in America. But this difference doesn't seem to be as extreme as the New York Times article suggests. The best place I found for comparative statistics (that also illustrate differences between the member states of the EU) was <a href="http://www5.who.int/tobacco/page.cfm?sid=84">The World Health Organisations Tobacco Atlas</a> from 2002. While the number of male and female smokers in Europe were generally higher than in the United States, this wasn't uniformly the case and several key European countries had fewer smokers than the US. Particularly interesting were the maps of comparative cigarette <i>consumption</i> [<a href="http://www5.who.int/tobacco/repository/stp84/30 Map 6 Cig. Consumption.pdf" title="Cigarette Consumption World-wide">PDF of World-wide Cigarette Consumption</a>]. According to this measure, most European countries are in exactly the same band of smoking <i>intensity</i> as the US and Canada. A few are heavier smokers. A few smoke less. These hardly seem to be figures that one could use to support a systematic theory of European hypocrisy. </p>
<p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td><img alt="smoking_map.gif" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/smoking_map.gif" width="420" height="252" border="0" alt="Cigarette Consumption World-Wide" /></td></tr></table></p>
<p>So i) the labelling of GMO wasn't done because of America-bashing, but because of green activists and ii) the differences in smoking habits between the EU and the US aren't that dramatic. What we might then go on to point out is that labelling something as a GM crop - although it might conceivably add to the cost of producing foodstuffs - is not necessarily designed to stop people buying it, just to <i>allow consumers to make that choice for themselves</i>. There's an awful lot of stuff that you are required to put on food labels in the EU [<a href="http://www.fst.rdg.ac.uk/foodlaw/eu/news.htm">EU Food Laws</a>] - from whether a product contains nuts, through to lists of ingredients, through to basic nutritional information. It doesn't necessarily follow that making sure products are labelled with pertinent information makes them sell any less well. Otherwise none of us would buy cheap, high-calorie foodstuffs.</p>
<p>The second half of the article - where the analogy is drawn between European smoking habits and their refusal to give total assent to a war with Iraq - contains some interesting statements, many of which may contain some elements of truth. Clearly - as the article states - there are good reasons for not going to war. There are <i>always</i> good reasons for not going to war - the most significant of which is that <a href="http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/ww2stats.htm">people have a tendency to get killed</a>. Secondly it seems entirely likely that there are people in Iraq who wish to depose Saddam Hussein. There were lots of people who wanted to depose him during the last Gulf War, and who in fact rose up against him. And yes - it seems likely that many European countries are uncomfortable with the idea of <i>any</i> country acting unilaterally against another without the assent of the international community. These things are almost certainly true.</p>
<p>But just like with the perceived motivations for European decisions on GMOs and smoking - there are some tenuous logical bridges being built. Firstly a disagreement with unilateral action is not anti-American - it is simply that America is the one contemplating unilateral action - just as it happens to be America that supplies a good proportion of the world's GM food and technology. Secondly, the existence of dissident groups within a country is not necessarily enough reason to suggest deposing its leader, nor is it a guarantee of support should one invade. George Bush Senior tried to persuade the Iraqi people to rise up against Saddam Hussein. He succeeded, they did. And they were left exposed when the west withdrew from the region subsequently. Whether they'd be as comfortable to rise up again isn't entirely clear...</p>
<p>Finally, the logical problem comes down the statement that the Europeans are being forced into morally bankrupt pro-Iraqi positions by their selfish resistance to the American (and British) position. But in fact there are no European leaders who would stand up and defend Saddam Hussein. None. But nor are there many convinced that the proposed invasions would radically improve the situation of people across the world <i>or</i> the lot of the Iraqi people - who (we are reminded) are also victims in this situation. In fact it's the polarising of the debate into "You're either with us or against us" rhetoric from the States and from American media that is pushing Europe more steadily and defiantly in opposition. The sensation that they are being pressured to attack rather than persuaded to attack is - and should be - profoundly discomforting. For if all positions other than the one advocated by the United States come to be perceived as <i>by dint of their opposition</i> intrinsically immoral, then the whole world's in a pretty bloody dangerous space...</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> This article has been discussed <a href="http://www.patiopundit.com/archives/002495.html#002495">by</a> <a href="http://distraction.free.fr/index.php?itemid=141">a</a> <a href="http://www.elevendayempire.com/movabletype/archives/005386.html#005386">wide</a> <a href="http://www.37signals.com/svn/archives/000063.php">variety</a> <a href="http://www.keithdevens.com/weblog/?id3398">of</a> <a href="http://www.scwu.com/news/static/104424416626007.shtml">different</a> <a href="http://www.zacharyemig.com/archive/2003_02_02_postings.html#90266207">sites</a> <a href="http://www.instapundit.com/archives/007233.php#007233">from all sides</a> of the political spectrum. I want to openly deny at this stage an allegiance with either the pro or anti-war lobbies. I have yet to fully make up my mind about the need, the expediency, the pragamatics or the morality of a potential conflict. What I <i>have</i> made up my mind about is that it's too bloody serious an issue to let people sloganeer, to have individuals try and shut down necessary debate or to dismiss opposing viewpoints as the products of selfish, diseased or un-Christian degenerates. Thousands of people are likely to be <i>killed</i> as a result of this action - it's <i>immoral not to agonise over whether it's the right decision or not</i>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Dan Hon
EMAIL: ec@danhon.com
IP: 195.92.168.169
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/
DATE: 02/04/2003 12:23:49 AM
About smoking and the labelling of GMOs: one other way of approaching the requirement of labelling is that it empowers the consumer. Leaving aside all arguments that consumers won't choose GMOs anyway (in that case, you have to persuade consumers that GMOs are safe anyway, and should be doing a better job), consumers right now are aware of the risks that smoking entails. The time has gone by of those who smoke without knowledge of its effects. Conversely, unlabelled GMO foods take that choice away from the consumer. In effect, the government is saying that you don't have a choice, that it doesn't matter.
I would much rather that governments and corporations spent their money persuading consumers that GMOs were safe (honestly, mind), than legislating that consumers were to be denied the choice at all. That, if anything, smacks more of a nanny state.
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AUTHOR: nando
EMAIL: nando@DELETECAPSobarquinho.com
IP: 200.193.27.82
URL: http://obarquinho.com/nando
DATE: 02/04/2003 01:03:33 AM
GMOs affect not only the person who choose to be affected, but all biodiversity around the specific GMO, including several microorganism, vegetal and animal communities. And, honestly, it's too much lifes being (bad) affected because of so little research, experience and public clarification (and all this unjustified worry). To smoke is a problem of the smoker that affects only other people when in public places, period. I'm in (South) America. I think it's a matter of intelligence, caring, respect and law. It's not a matter of prejudice or anit-this or anti-that. And when I see a well known newspaper like the NYT publishing something like that I wonder if the USA isn't becoming completely neurotic.
Point by point:
+ Europeans, GMOs and Smoking:
1) Europeans are right, this is consciousness, respect and caring for nature and people.
2) Joke.
3) Joke. Offensive one.
4) Bad research. Bad argument.
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+ Europeans, America and Iraq:
5) This is a war obsessive psyque: why always have to talk about DEFYing?
6) America doesn't have a clue of dictatorial leaderships around the world, they're only momentarily aware of what's going on Iraq now and by the eyes of their one media.
7) Joke.
8) Joke. Complex one.
9) Too much judgement, too much accusing, so little mirroring, so little respect.
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AUTHOR: Todd
EMAIL: toddius@livejournal.com
IP: 151.204.118.237
URL: http://www.livejournal.com/users/toddius/
DATE: 02/04/2003 01:22:02 AM
Perhaps it should be mentioned that the Friedman piece linked to is an Op-Ed, <i>not</i> a news story. Quite a different proposition.
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AUTHOR: nick sweeney
EMAIL: nick@nonspace.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 02/04/2003 05:18:38 AM
The best <a href="http://www.atrios.blogspot.com/2003_02_02_atrios_archive.html#90269788">critique</a> of the Friedman op-ed (as others have said, one of his sloppiest yet) is that he's hoisted on his own non-sequitur: his arguments for war in Iraq are coherent, but have nothing to do with the arguments adopted by the Bush administration.
<p>
Tom: you devoted far more time and thought to your reply than Friedman did to his piece. (From reading it, the op-ed seems like it was knocked off in an airport departure lounge or hotel room somewhere to meet a tight deadline.) I'm of the Bill Hicks opinion: don't over-analyse it, just say 'piece of shit!' and move on.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.151.49
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/04/2003 09:05:22 AM
Obviously you're both right, but at the same time it appals me that we don't hold people's spite-filled opinions to the same standards of accuracy that we do news articles. Op-Eds are supposed to be the things that help us make sense of the sea of data that we're confronted with. Innaccuracy like this shouldn't be encouraged or countenanced. Still - it's the last political article I'm doing for a while, so that's something...
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 12:12:13 PM
And, let's not forget that the EU is currently going through the process of implementing some of the most stringent anti-smoking advertising laws we've ever seen; laws that will actually cost large sums of money in industries such as sport.
To be honest, I think the political chasm between the US and Europe are spreading to the point of being irreconcilable - especially when media coverage loves to hype up the atlantic divide. It's a difficult, and dangerous, thing to watch unfold in front of you.
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AUTHOR: Neil Mc
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 12:14:54 PM
Tom - Your own analysis is clearly more carefully thought-out than the piece itself - all credit to you. But I'd disagree with your last point in the comments about op-eds' purpose.
Yes - the best ones (IMHO) explain, analyse, argue. But, as with anything in a newspaper, they could also be there to provoke, inflame, outrage or entertain. I suspect this one - given its tone - falls into the latter category, and could be dismissed as being a bit of froth, albeit quite provocative froth.
Or a piece of shit, of course.
Either way, I'm sure the NYT op-ed editors will feel it has achieved its purpose.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/04/2003 12:29:33 PM
I still think that people have a responsibility not to spread disinformation or to lie. I wouldn't necessarily want to legislate to stop them doing so, but I think they should be taken to task - shamed even - when they do so.
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 12:43:21 PM
"A responsibility not to spread disinformation or to lie" ... Especially when they regard themselves as highly as the NYT.
It's cheap. Unfortunately it's also effective.
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AUTHOR: Neil Mc
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 02:30:48 PM
I sense the author gets things wrong through lack of understanding, research or care, rather than through any deliberate attempt to misinform or smear (that would require a higher level of craft than is on show in the piece to do that). And (Bobbie) it's obviously an important right for writers to make an arse of themselves in public, just as it's a right for the rest of us to pick them up on it.
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AUTHOR: nickie
EMAIL: distraction@free.fr
IP: 62.10.10.196
URL: http://distraction.free.fr/
DATE: 02/04/2003 03:14:27 PM
Yes, it was clearly provocation, and could almost be appreciated in its heavy sarcasm if it wasn't published in times like these... and then, one thing is sarcasm, another misinformation and lies, indeed. Tom, your critique is excellent, and so much better informed. Just one very minor point, re: the food labelling for GMO's: I wouldn't say it was mostly "green activists" pushing for those laws on labelling - though you do actually say it's also the people, but "not the governments"... well that's not entirely true, of course the UK is more in favour of GMO's in general than other countries in Europe, but not because of the respective positions on the US policy, it's just that the UK is more in favour of anything to do with biotech (the UK is even the only country in the world, actually, to have approved of genetic manipulation of embryos, which unless I'm mistaken even the US is against). <br /><br />
Basically, the EU has put out directives based on its own principles and regulations in the field of agriculture and foods in general, so on the one hand, yes they took in the concerns of both environmentalists - which includes also Green political parties sitting in Parliaments, not just activists from NGO's or looser groups - and also took in the consumers organizations concerns, as well as motions from many non-environmentalist political forces. But those directives are also a natural consequence of the pattern of laws on foods established by the EU, which started out by regulating a lot of things about health requirements in food processing, even before the GMO issue came up.
Like you say, there's tons of labelling! But it's only fair, because with the mad cow scandals in recent years, and previous lack of controls on the origin and security of foods, on their compliance with health regulations, it's actually a lot more logical to have strict requirements on labelling, at least, within the EU system.
In the US, all beef is local, you don't even need that kind of strict and thorough labelling, you know where it comes from, and if it's imported I believe it also says so very clearly, that's required by the FDA, which is also extremely strict on the kinds of food that can be imported in the US, possibly even stricter than the EU. Point is, if you're eating non-imported 100% American foods, you can be "sure" that what you're eating is ok because it will only be sold after it's checked as compliant to FDA standards. (Aside from the GMO issue, I mean). Whereas in the EU you got 12 and soon-to-be-more countries, with very different standards and regulations and practices of food making prior to the EU laws, so these laws were required.
I mean, there's a lot of controversy on EU directives even on that, sure, but the labelling itself is possibly the best thing they did. It's really a forced interpretation to see it as "anti-American", and the GMO issue is a matter of consumer choice indeed. Plus, the risks Friedman glides on so slyly... it's not actually true there's "no proven risks" - there's not even enough studies on humans yet! There's a lot of controversy over how GMO crops affect the soil and plants and foods growth themselves, though, based on studies indeed. But that's another matter.<br /><br />
Sorry for lengthy addition. I really appreciated your logical, reasoned distinctions. Very fair too. There'd be a lot of criticism to level at European governments, they have indeed behaved very contradictorily in this issue on Iraq, but there's no need like Friedman does to take it to new levels of xenophobia on entire populations. Seems for some now the "Europeans" are just as collectively despicable an enemy as the "Islamofascists", eh... it's a bit mad, isn't it.
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AUTHOR: nickie
EMAIL: distraction@free.fr
IP: 62.10.10.196
URL: http://distraction.free.fr/
DATE: 02/04/2003 03:22:39 PM
... and sorry, I thought the paragraphs would be broken up, eh. I'd have kept it shorter.
Nick Sweeney: true! but it's even better when someone else takes the time to debunk that kind of thing properly.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/04/2003 03:44:42 PM
Sorry about that design 'feature' nickie - I get concerned that people lose visual track of who's said what if there are paragraph breaks in at the moment, but I'll go and add a couple manually into your last post to make it sit more easily on the page...
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AUTHOR: nickie
EMAIL: distraction@free.fr
IP: 62.10.10.196
URL: http://distraction.free.fr/
DATE: 02/04/2003 04:00:38 PM
wow, thanks, Tom, well beyond the call of duty as they say. I'm too prone to lenghty posts, unfortunately. Oh, and my apologies to you for talking about the EU/UK difference on GMO like... you weren't actually in the UK! I hadn't sussed that out yet.
(by the way, love the design of this site)
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 04:43:39 PM
Good point, Neil: if writers were not allowed to make an arse of ourselves in public, where would any of us be?
When I said cheap and unfortunately effective, I mean that opinion-forming commentary and punditry does not have to rely on facts if it can use commonly-held supposition and conjecture instead (and that exists on the web even moreso than in print). but the NYT considers itself a quality paper, so I'm surprised that they let someone lash off something quite so lame.
(and I think par marks would definitely be good in longer comments, Tom.)
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AUTHOR: Emma
EMAIL: Leathercondom@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 195.92.194.18
URL: http://www.emmad.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 07:49:45 PM
The whole point of being a newspaper journalist is to get your facts right. If not, what are you getting paid for? You may as well write a novel. On a much smaller scale, the writer of the opinion column in my local paper talks bull every week, completely contradicting the factual articles sharing the page, which infuriates me. It doesn't matter if it's an opinion based piece, if the facts aren't correct then it's just lazy journalsim and shouldn't be printed - because there's always someone out there who's going to believe it and appreciate the ammo.
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 212.67.114.42
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 02/04/2003 09:39:38 PM
It's not entirely true that newspaper journalists are paid to get their facts right. Subeditors are paid to get journalists' facts right. It's an entire cottage industry built out of the inability of a single person to do their job properly. Columnists are paid to annoy you. Who cares if they get the facts right?
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AUTHOR: mitch
EMAIL: mitchtemporarily@hotmail.com
IP: 130.102.42.97
URL:
DATE: 02/05/2003 08:02:56 AM
No! It's immoral to <i>engage in</i> agonizing when it's so clear that war is {wrong|right}.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/05/2003 12:59:28 PM
It has <a href="http://www.andyschest.com/">come to my attention</a> that the source I initially used for the figures about the numbers of deaths in the Second World War come from a potentially dubious source. The site <a href="http://www.hitler.org">hitler.org</a> claims to give an "impartial" and "unbiased" view of the Third Reich. Although I have no evidence that its scholarship is anything but solid, the possibility exists that the site might represent, or at the very least <i>be seen to represent</i>, an apologia for the crimes of the Nazi Regime in Germany. So while I'm not in a position to argue with any of the figures they have supplied, I have decided to seek alternative figures from a more widely respected source. I have changed the relevant link within the text of the piece above to reflect this.
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AUTHOR: Dennis
EMAIL: dennismlee@hotmail.com
IP: 128.42.25.97
URL: http://www.falsecognate.org
DATE: 02/05/2003 04:20:26 PM
Not that this was really the main thrust of the post, but I'd just like to say that the EU directive mandating the labeling of all food items with greater than 0.9% GMO content is a <em>de facto</em> ban on GM foods. This is due to the environment in the EU towards GMO. Various lobbying groups are rabidly against GMO, and have managed to convince the uneducated public that GM is bad, flying in the face of all available scientific evidence.<br /><br />The terrible thing is that the general populace is content to regurgitate soundbites as fact and really doesn't care to take the time to learn the truth. For example, why should purified vegetable oil be labeled as GM? There's no DNA or protein left in it! Anyway, education is the key, but no one seems to want to be educated...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/05/2003 05:08:16 PM
Dennis, I think most of the issues people have with genetically-modified foods are more to do with anxieties about them being grown in the wild, cross-breeding with other crops, growing out of control or spreading insect resistance and the like to other crops. There are other issues that some consumers have with the particular politics or economics of the companies that patent entire species - but most commonly it's the environmental issues that are the concern. The genetic material of the food in the shops is less the issue than the risks associated with growing it in the first place. And while there are cases cited of allergens from nuts being introduced into other foods by genetic modification, I don't think anyone apart from the most clueless of people believe that by eating genetically modified foods they'll turn into weird hybrid people or anything like that. My personal feeling is that if there are a decent number of people who feel that they have ethical or social or economic objections to buying genetically-modified produce, then they should have the option to refuse to sponsor it. They can only have that option if they are told whether or not it is GM or not.
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/
DATE: 02/06/2003 12:53:32 AM
Thanks for a carefully considered, point-by-point analysis of what is ultimately a loose collection of anti-European stereotypes woven into a sometimes amusing narrative. I'd have to agree with Emma, such writers should try their hands at novels instead. Unfortunately, the average reader tends to believe that everything on the page is "news" or "fact" (I'll bite my tongue and leave corporate-owned news media politics out of this), so what you see is Joe Average repeating the editorials as fact without actually looking at the arguments presented, which is all an op-ed piece really does.
Thanks, Tom, for waiting to cast your war vote. I have an opinion on the issue, but I agree... with so many lives at stake on both sides, to cheer mindlessly for or against war is to oversimplify the issue. Choices in which human lives hang in the balances on both sides shouldn't be simple.
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/
DATE: 02/06/2003 12:53:58 AM
Thanks for a carefully considered, point-by-point analysis of what is ultimately a loose collection of anti-European stereotypes woven into a sometimes amusing narrative. I'd have to agree with Emma, such writers should try their hands at novels instead. Unfortunately, the average reader tends to believe that everything on the page is "news" or "fact" (I'll bite my tongue and leave corporate-owned news media politics out of this), so what you see is Joe Average repeating the editorials as fact without actually looking at the arguments presented, which is all an op-ed piece really does.
Thanks, Tom, for waiting to cast your war vote. I have an opinion on the issue, but I agree... with so many lives at stake on both sides, to cheer mindlessly for or against war is to oversimplify the issue. Choices in which human lives hang in the balances on both sides shouldn't be simple.
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AUTHOR: tor
EMAIL: dealpas@justice.com
IP: 66.108.55.188
URL: http://unsub.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/07/2003 07:17:28 PM
In defense of Friedman's comments regarding smoking, while it may be true that smoking in Europe, especially France and Germany, occurs at exactly the same rate as in the U.S. (but couldn't WHO have broken it down by state? the U.S. has states bigger than most european countries - would be a little more accuate IMO), *secondhand smoke* is much more of a problem in Europe than in the US. Friedman perhaps wasn't explicit enough about the differnce between people who smoke and second hand smoke, but I think that was his point, given his comments about needing a chest x-ray. Sure, not labeling GMO foods takes, to some degree, choice away from the purchaser (it *is* possible to find out who uses GMO and avoid those manufacturers, it is just more difficult than having a handy little warning on the can) - but second hand smoke takes that choice away from everyone in the restaurant or movie theater, which is far worse.
I think his point is valid - why get your panties in a bunch about GMOs (which was driven by the media looking for the next "Oh my GOD, your food is going to KILL you!" story more than anything else) when every time you go out to dinner you inhale the equivalent of a pack of cigarettes, which *will* kill you.
Should we go to war? I dunno, I see points on both sides. I don't think that the europeans are being honest about their reasons for avoiding war, any more than the Bushies are being honest. But there is a knee-jerk reaction among the left in the U.S. that tends to side with the europeans no matter what, and I'm not ready to get on the bandwagon.
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AUTHOR: nickie
EMAIL: distraction@free.fr
IP: 62.10.20.95
URL: http://distraction.free.fr/
DATE: 02/09/2003 09:24:52 AM
Dennis: the labelling is in no way a 'de facto ban on GMO foods', it's just labelling, not a health warning like on cigarettes, which still sell a lot anyway, and make a huge business also for US companies. This is not about US or not US, and has no relation to the war issue - tor: you have a fair point there. There's a tendency to knee-jerk reactions also among the left in Europe to side against the US no matter what. The anti-US position at the political leadership level is only France and Germany really, and its a battle of interests mostly, but most tend to assume it's about ideals.
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URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000375.shtml
IP: 217.158.168.16
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DATE: 02/04/2003 01:49:15 PM
Blah, blah new iMacs sci.space.shuttle's Columbia Loss FAQ 1.4 which you should read if you think real life is
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DATE: 02/04/2003 04:52:18 PM
An interesting, though fatally flawed, op-ed piece in the NYT: Ah, Those Principled Europeans. Basically, it's claim is that Europe
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IP: 67.86.120.154
BLOG NAME: The Universal Church Of Cosmic Uncertainty
DATE: 10/25/2003 11:29:36 PM
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<p>So here's an interesting fact for you... 'Muzak' - that most despised of all musical genres - isn't in fact a genre at all. Nor is it a derogatory term or insult - it's actually the name of the company that thought of the idea of playing canned music (to soothe the dangeourously rebellious instincts of factory workers) in the first place. The <a href="http://www.muzak.com">Muzak company</a> is still going to this very day - its name derives from the combination of the word 'music' with the name of the company's founder's favourite company, "Kodak". [Thanks to Fenner for the link.]</p>
<blockquote>"When Gen. George Squier patented the transmission of background music in the 1920s, that is music from phonograph records delivered over electrical lines, he soon found out that it not only soothed the minds of his workers, it enhanced their production. What the general never knew is what his idea would become circa 1998: Muzak. All 2,000 employees, all 250,000 subscribers and all 80 million listeners worth."</blockquote>
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<p>Today's very serious and unflighty link-dump consists of three stories of particular interest to commercial editorial sites - particularly those that started as print ventures and have transferred some (or all) of their content to the web. Not the most fun set of links for anyone else though - I got really involved in print-to-web transition stuff and concepts of editorial publishing online while I was working at <a href="http://www.timeout.com">timeout.com</a> a few years back</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.textuality.com/tag/DeepLinking2.html">Deep-Linking in the World Wide Web</a><br />
I remember the first time I heard about a site getting angry about someone deep-linking to their content. It made no sense to me then and it makes no sense to me now. However, this article manages to clearly explain (and hopefully in a way that's clear to the general public) why it's a foolish idea to put restrictions on deep-linking into law. The most crucial point is that if one wishes to restrict which pages are accessible via a link, then it's a trivial operation to do so via one's server settings. [via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke</a>]
<li> <a href="http://www.editorandpublisher.com/editorandpublisher/headlines/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1801780">Newspaper sites move to registration model</a><br />
"It once was the Web bogeyman. The idea of making users register before entering newspaper Web sites gave everyone the willies. Surely this would lead to a huge drop in audience. Maybe The New York Times could survive that, and The Wall Street Journal could even charge for access, but those are very special cases." Before anyone starts waggling fingers and saying that people should have been registering for sites <i>years</i> ago, it's important to keep in mind that the web audience has become more savvy and skilled over the last three years. Secondly it's important to remember that your traffic may only drop by a quarter, but that quarter represents all the people with whom you haven't <i>yet</i> got a strong relationship - an market that's identifiably one you would want to expand into. And before you all start getting ideas, you should remember that people will register for sites because they're either curious or because they have a significant need or interest in the material on the other side. You have to offer content that's more interesting to your potential audience than the stuff they can get easily elsewhere, and it helps to have a more established and respected brand as well.
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,884658,00.html">New Biz on the Blog</a><br />
I've been meaning to write about this Guardian piece on making money from weblogs for a while now. I've been particularly interested in what <a href="http://www.nickdenton.org">Nick Denton</a> has been doing with <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com">Gizmodo</a> and <a href="http://www.gawker.com">Gawker</a> because (unlike a lot of other people) I think there <i>are</i> legitimate business possibilities in niche weblogging ventures like these. Quite apart from advertising and affiliate revenues, there's the possibility of building legitimate grass-roots brands that could then syndicate or write bespoke content to larger publishing ventures (a gawker.com column in <a href="http://www.timeoutny.com">Time Out New York</a> perhaps?). And then there are the possibilities surrounding the extension of these initially low-cost bleeding-edge brands and developing them then across other media - a gawker TV show could work exceptionally well. In fact my only problem with these enterprises? My personal antipathy towards the odious Mr Denton himself. Still, never mind...
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I should have posted about this before Christmas, but I got distracted and disorganised and forgot all about it. If you're a weblogger in the UK, and you want to meet and talk to other UK webloggers, then you might like to know about <b>UKBloggers</b>. It started as a mailing list for webloggers in the UK and has now split into two distinct sections - a <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ukbloggers-discuss/">weblog discussion list</a> and a <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ukbloggers-social/">social list</a> for chatting and mucking around.
As a parallel announcement, there is a bit of <i>real-life</i> weblog aggregation happening this Friday evening at a pub near Great Portland Street tube. Likely candidates to be present include: <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal Henderson</a>, <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg Pickard</a>, <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo Morgan</a>, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a>, <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a>, <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com">Michael Leigh</a> and myself. The evening is currently expected to get going around 7.00pm and you can find all the details on the social list. Hopefully we'll see you then...
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URL: http://www.doyoufeelloved.com/blog/archives/2003_02.html#000106
IP: 66.33.193.54
BLOG NAME: Do You Feel Loved?
DATE: 01/26/2004 10:32:37 PM
Don't be alarmed by the silence that has preceded this post, and the silence that will follow it...
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<p>There are two links I've seen on the net in the last couple of days that fill me with terror and foreboding. And I mean this literally - lying in bed awake at three in the morning worrying about what the world will be like in five years time. Time and time again I run through the various arguments for and against a war in Iraq - and time and again I find myself unable to take a position on the events themselves. But what is increasingly obvious to me is the terrible nature of the rhetoric and reasoning emerging from some quarters of the States at the moment. For this war - if it is coming - to have <i>any legitimacy</i>, then these arguments need to end straight away. Any war - if it comes - <i>must</i> be seen to be happening for the right reasons and to be <i>seen to be being done for the right reasons as well</i>.</p>
<p>The first link was on the site that I've spent the last few months building at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet</a>. On the community part of the site there was a conversation started called <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/cnv/topic.php3?msgno=6688994">Selective Memory Loss: Germany & France</a>. In this piece an American citizen argued a case I've heard quite frequently recently - that because of their action in the Second World War, Europe (particularly Britain and France) owe the United States a favour and should therefore support their war against Iraq. </p>
<p>The horror of this argument must surely be clear to everyone? Wars must not be entered into because of pressure from other countries or debts from the past. They must surely be entered into only because the war seems to be the unpleasant responsibility of the people concerned - that <i>not</i> to enter into war would be itself unethical. If the French and the German people - and their leaders - genuinely believe that a conflict in Iraq is <i>not</i> a moral enterprise, then they have no choice but to refuse to engage in it - even to try and stop such a war happening. And if America or Britain objects to such resistance, then it is their responsibility to persuade, to convince, to make the case.</p>
<p>The other article is even more terrifying. A representative of the Pentagon declares France to be <A href="http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030204-031831-1626r">'no longer [an] ally'</a> of the United States. Here's a quote from the article in question:</p>
<blockquote>Perle went on to question whether the United States should ever again seek the endorsement of the U.N. Security Council on a major issue of policy, stressing that "Iraq is going to be liberated, by the United States and whoever wants to join us, whether we get the approbation of the U.N. or any other institution."</blockquote>
<p>I would think this quotation would speak for itself. Unilateral action on the basis of overwhelming superiority of power rather than a certain degree of international consensus is the very <i>model</i> of a dictatorship. And the idea that the most powerful country in the world essentially gets to do what it wants unchecked in the world is terrifying beyond measure. It may seem ridiculous to Americans, but I think quite a lot of Europeans are beginning to wonder what would happen if America turned its attention our way... It almost makes you pine for the Cold War...</p>
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/
DATE: 02/06/2003 09:42:36 PM
It's terrifying to me as an American, as well. The presumption of a select group of leaders in the United States that the U.S. can act on its own power with "whoever wants to join us," simply because the U.S. believes itself to be the most powerful country in the world, <b>is</b> terrifying. Not only (and you're right on this, Tom) is it the very model of a dictator's behavior, but also because even an extremely powerful country with a select ally or two can still be readily defeated if most other countries feel compelled to do so.
For the world's sake, I hope it doesn't come to that. (Can you imagine how many lives would be lost in, for example, U.S. & Britain versus Asia, Europe & Africa?)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.151.49
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/06/2003 10:08:08 PM
This is going to sound really trashy, but I keep thinking about that episode of the West Wing where President Bartlett wants to reign down hellfire after a plane is shot down with a friend of his aboard. Leo McGarry defends a 'proportionate response' in attacking the country that attacked the plane, saying to him, "We are behaving the way a superpower ought to behave. You think racheting up the body count's going to act as a deterrent?.... So my friend, if you want to start using American military strength as the arm of the Lord, you can do that. We're the only super-power left. You can conquer the world like Charlemagne. But you better be prepared to kill everyone and you better start with me, 'cause I will raise up an army against you.... Of course, it's not good. There is no good. It's what there is. It's how you behave if you're the most powerful country in the world. It's what our fathers taught us." [<a href="http://westwing.bewarne.com/3response.html">A Proportionate Response</a>] I think that's all the world wants from the US - a proportionate response - and I'm sure we'll get it...
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AUTHOR: lashlar
EMAIL: lashlar@whisperingwords.net
IP: 202.188.198.223
URL: http://www.whisperingwords.net
DATE: 02/06/2003 10:56:31 PM
There is a part of me, bitter and angry and feeling betrayed by this present American government, that hopes that if America invades Iraq, that the rest of the world rises up at last and shows the United States that it may be a superpower, but if the nations of the world unite, it can be brought down. I hope that if America decides to pull a Nazi Germany on the world, that Russia and China, Africa and Europe, go toe to toe with America and Britain and not stop until they've brought America down to its knees, the way Nazi Germany was brought down. Because frankly, the America of the present resembles Nazi Germany to a frightening extent, and I mourn the loss of the America that my father knew, when he went there as a stranger in a strange land, from a country newly liberated by America's insistence on Britain's divestment of its colonial possessions.
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AUTHOR: Jen
EMAIL: uberchick@uberchick.com
IP: 208.33.155.252
URL:
DATE: 02/06/2003 10:59:17 PM
While it's terrifying to see the political leaders of the U.S. engage in totalitarian discourse, but it's even more daunting that the average citizen is adopting the same discourse. A frighteningly large number of people are just as intoxicated by America's strength in global politics and economy as their megalomaniacal leaders that they quickly forget the grave consequences that could arise from this. Woe is the day that the freedom with which they are able to voice their opinions is jeopardized because they've paved the way for even more extreme leaders to take their seats. As unlikely as this may seem, it's gravely sobering to see an increased prevalence in the type of reasoning portrayed by the two articles mentioned.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.151.49
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/06/2003 11:36:53 PM
Just for the record - I've deleted David's post about the relationship between the Hawks in the American government and Judaism / Israel. I've done this for two reasons, firstly because it could easily be considered anti-Semitic, secondly because no evidence was presented to support it and finally because he didn't put an e-mail address or website URL on the post concerned.
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@chachacha.co.uk
IP: 80.225.56.193
URL: http://www.chachacha.co.uk
DATE: 02/07/2003 06:36:53 AM
I don't support a war, but do think that the internet - and, hey, TV too - is responsible for so much mis-information that it's no wonder that any right-thinking person has their doubts about what our leaders are getting us into.
I'm sure if you took a step back from the links and stories that are spread around - and just concentrated yourself on straight news conferences or transcripts, say - you'll find that Bush and Blair aren't saying or supporting much of what the bloggers, 'pundits' and newscasters are claiming that the pair are saying and supporting.
Hopefully that would work, anyway.
So, to shove all that into a sentence: it's the clueless idiots who run the internet/media who scare me more than Bush and Blair.
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AUTHOR: charlie b.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.183.156.41
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/09/2003 03:34:09 PM
I cannot agree that the US is behaving in a manner which can be appropriately be likened to or described as "dictatorship", or that there is any moral or historical rule that requires states to submit their understanding of their own national interest to an international body before they can act on them. It is in the nature of states, and a necessary condition of their existence, that they must be free to do whatever is necessary to proect their people, according to their own understand of that. It is absurd to insist that the United Nations, with many members that actually are dictatorships, and the Security Council (which includes China and Syria, as well as Russia) is politically, morally or militarily entitled or equipped to control the foreign policy of the United States. It is, of course, distressing to find that there is a state with the power to do much as it wishes, something that has not been true since the the sixteenth century. But hurling silly invective around won't change that.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/09/2003 07:08:38 PM
Much as any citizen of a country cannot act in any way that they see fit in order to do what they <i>believe</i> is in the best interest of their families (we would not expect a court to look favourably on a man who executed people because he 'believed them to be a threat') - nor is a country on the international stage able to act in any way that it feels is appropriate without regard to the views of the rest of the international community. The whole point is to stop rogue states doing tremendously damaging things. We expect that of Iraq. We expect that of the United States.
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AUTHOR: charlie b.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.179.169.74
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com weblog
DATE: 02/10/2003 07:25:39 AM
I am afraid that there is no basis in history or theory on which to base the claim that the "international community" (what is that precisely?) has legitimate authority to control the actions of individual states. While courts do indeed deal with the actions of individuals who might act according to their own notions of right, rather than the law, this is not true of states, and the analogy is inappropriate. There is no world government (and the United Nations certainly is not one) nor is there an international law, except to the degree that nations individually agree to it, and voluntarily abide by it. I would be interested to read the sources, in philosophy or international law, that establish any basis for the claim that states have permanently surrendered their claims to sovereignty to an international body; and the means by which that international body enforces its will against that of individual states. Claims about the so-called "international community" are simply personal opinion dressed up in a vocabulary that pretends to authenticate them. "We expect that of..." Who is "we"? And how do they arrive at their decisions and seek to enforce them? Not by any process comparable to the domestic courts of law.
It is worth examining the history of the United Nations to see what it was intended to to, and what it has done. The Security Council is structured so that any of the permanent members (which included the soviet union when that state existed) may block the wishes of the others. As a result the actions of the great powers are formally protected from any interference by any supposed "expression of the will of the international community". On that basis the United Nations stood by saying and doing nothing while the soviet union did as it wished in eastern europe. The only reason it was possible for the United States to obtain United Nations approval for action in korea in 1950 was that the soviet union, in a fit of pique over other matters, was boycotting the Security Council. If a resolution condemning the United States for any of its actions was proposed at any time in the future, the United States would be completely within its rights to veto it. Even if the United States stood alone, there would be no legal basis for coercing it. The only thing would be to expel it from the United Nations, and that would simply ratify a permanent disjunction between one state and the rest. It would not happen. The idea of recourse to the general assembly (full of the most odious dictatorships on earth) to coerce the United States would be equally absurd. Further, since the United States provides the budget of the United Nations, i am not sure how it would function without it.
So by what authority does the United Nations pronounce on Iraq? To exactly the extent that the great powers (and not the "international community") permit. If the structure of the Security Council allows countries that are not great powers to block the wishes of the great powers, they will be ignored, sooner or later. The accord reached over Iraq in 1991, when it invaded kuwait, was possible only because the soviet union was disintegrating, and no longer able to exert its accustomed influence -- and the United States was willing to do the fighting. Had any state on the Security Council stood up for Iraq (or against the wishes of the United States) the United States and others would have had to have acted without United Nations approval, or allowed Iraq to get away with it. Had, for any reason, the United States declined to to the fighting for the United Nations, it would not have had the power and the resources to do anything itself, and nor would any other member of the "international community".
For information, the United States has never acknowledged any international constraints on its sovereign powers, and did not join the League of Nations in 1920. It is worth looking into the likely fate of the United Nations without the United States.
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AUTHOR: Dallas Patterson
EMAIL: nye@fidalgo.net
IP: 66.218.194.39
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DATE: 03/17/2003 07:48:30 PM
Indeed, the United Nations has no right in law or treaty to deny Kuwait, the United States, Great Britain, and their other allies the right to act in their self defense against breaches of the peace, acts of war, and continuing threats to peace and security committed by the Saddam Hussein Regime of Iraq. Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations guarantees these nations the right to use armed force as a means of compelling Iraqi compliance with international law and the United Nations resolutions. The Coalition nations are required to refer the matter to the United Nations Security Council, but there is no requirement in the Charter of the United Nations for the Coalition nations to refrain from using armed force while the United Nations remains unsuccessful at compelling Iraqi compliance.
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<p>Today's microcontent votes - to be recorded in turn by <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> (thus resulting in a certain increase in the statistically measured 'worth' of the linked-to artifacts in the world-wide infosphere) go to..</p>
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<li> <A href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31944-2003Feb5.html">New Kids on the Blog</a><br />
A facile quotation from this profoundly trivial article: "Blogs are sparking lively debate in media circles about whether they constitute real journalism and whether they will siphon readers from traditional news publications, but that seems like hooey to me." [via <a href="http://www.megnut.com/weblogs/002555.asp">Megnut</a>]
<li> <A href="http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/02/05/1044318658428.html">A dictator on the web</a><br />
It's always nice to get a nice review, and I've got a <i>particularly</i> nice review over at an Australian news site today: "Plastic bag is a good name for this blog, which is a grab-bag of topics, ideas, personal and professional observations from one Tom Coates". The only thing I'm uncomfortable about is being described as an 'avowed anti-war blogger'. If only it were true - it would be nice to be so certain of things! The only things I'm definitely against are short-termist thinking, nationalism, cheap arguments and sloganeering.
<li> <a href="http://www.blackcore.com/blog">Blackcore Weblog</a><br />
Since I got a nice review, I think it's only fair to pass on the good vibes by giving someone else a pat on the back. So I'm going to recommend that everyone go and wander around <a href="http://www.blackcore.com/blog">Blackcore</a>, which is a well-designed, well-structured and well-written weblog powered by <a href="http://www.blackcore.com/main?page=deepblack">Deep Black</a>.
<li> <A href="http://www.iamcal.com/cal/?id=2">Cal builds too much</a><br />
The monstrous creature responsible for the backend of <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a>, <A href="http://www.citycreator.com">City Creator</a> and <A href="http://www.thinkblank.com/santa/">Secret Santa</a> is my mate Cal Henderson from <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">iamcal.com</a>. Turns out he's also responsible for every other page in the entire universe as well! Who knew!?
<li> <a href="http://outrage.nabumedia.com/briefing.asp?ID=83&detail=links">Outrage on Homophobic Bullying</a><br />
Of all the issues that bug the hell out of me, homophobic bullying at schools and the lack of education and support for young gay people is one of the ones that drives me most insane. Lots of worthwhile resources here that should be read by anyone seriously interested in making the world a better place in what should be relatively simple, easy ways (if it wasn't for bigots and extremist religious idiots).
<li> <a href="http://www.derfcity.com/n/newtoon.html">Map of the Muslim World</a><br />
If your taste in humour extends to the ultra-jet black as mine does, then you may find this cartoon map of the Muslim world organised by how 'dangerous' they are entertaining in a hollow laugh kind of way. Look out for the part 'preoccupied with starvation'...
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IP: 212.198.60.13
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 03/07/2004 08:29:51 PM
Still in rude and frosty vein, I buried myself deeper in my lunchtime reading, after shaking his hand, when Andr
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Massive stomach cramps that double you over in pain. Acidic excretia that burns as it's released. It's past midnight now, and so I'm in the fourth day of my bodily rebellion. The initial putsch subsided on Friday, but stray contingents believe their cause still has a chance of victory. They fight on. The front moves forward. The front moves back. And the body politic reverts to biochemical anarchy. <i>That came from there?</i>
Some people revel in illness, some people fight against it. I just get bored. You need a nearby spouse or mother to make the experience of illness worthwhile. Otherwise - without someone to be ill towards - you're left with nothing whatsoever to do. Concentrating on anything swiftly becomes impractical. TV shows get repetitive and dreary. It's like being at work with nothing to do and no one to talk to. That is - of course - if your job happens to be 'Crapping for England'.
I've been out, it's true. I went to meet some webloggers on Friday night. I had breakfast with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a> and <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> on Saturday morning. Because you work on the assumption that you're probably getting better. Because you don't think it's still going to be going on later in the day...
The films are the good bit. The being in bed when you can't sleep late at night, letting them flow over you. The gentle films with fields in them. The ones with quilt-making and home-cooked foods. The sweatless pornography of domestic wholesomeness that's so desperately appealing when you're feeling a bit sorry for yourself in your pigsty of a flat. I like the films.
They're nice because they're distracting and they make you think of nicer things - important things. Maybe just fragments of images - like kisses for dares in crappy pubs, like cool air in the night with a view over the city, like a body in the blue light of a cross-road streetlamp when the curtains aren't quite closed properly. I suppose there's a need for the mysterious when you're reduced to belching piles of squirting pouches filled with lurid liquids...
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DATE: 02/09/2003 05:02:38 AM
I just feel really bad now. Here am I complaining about a wee bit of bottom tenderness when poor Tom has been reduced to "belching piles of squirting pouches filled with lurid liquids..." It all sounds terribly uncomfortable. But undeniably amusing. In...
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Typically - just as my body decides that it no longer has any need for any form of valve, sphincter or fluid control mechanism of any kind - my ability to <i>write</i> has been confronted by what can only be described as an enormous blockage. I have all these things I want to write about and no idea whatsoever about how to approach writing them. It's as if - shock of all shock - digestive collapse can make you think about things <i>other</i> than writing crap for the general public. What a strange idea.
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<p>I posted a while back about the artificiality of treating Trackbacks as something distinct when we were developing the design of our weblog pages. I wrote at the time:</p>
<blockquote>" ...the only reason we're segregating [Trackback] from the body of our posts is because it's got a different name. Most of my site is comprised of 'includes' of one kind or another, but I never feel the need to draw attention to that fact. And I don't think one should do that with trackback either."</blockquote>
<p>My assumption was that Trackback should be incorporated into the bodies of one's posts. They should appear in context on the front page of your site as if they were always part of the post they were attached to. In this way, I felt, they could be elegantly assimilated into the flow of formless and unstructured content that constitutes a 'post' rather than being assigned or allocated a piece of typological real estate to sit within.</p>
<p>Another particular anxiety of mine was the way that one structured the link-text when one had so many specific types of information and functionality to hang off the link. Assuming that (in defiance of <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>'s standard templates) you're not prepared to commit the sin of navigational pop-up windows, then link-text becomes a significant problem. One inevitably seems to end up with the unstructured (overstructured?) permalinks of the kind that can be seen at <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com/">benhammersley.com</a>. Because all the information pertaining to a post is to contained on the same individual archive page, each <i>link</i> to that page has to carry the date of that post, a link to its permanent URL, it has to gesture to the existence of comments functionality, and separately to Trackback functionality. It also has to make it clear that you can <i>see</i> these comments and Trackbacks and that you can add to them. And it has to tell you the number of Trackbacks and comments as well. Link-text overload.</p>
<p>The metaphor of the link is of a connection between a word/phrase and a document - the word simultaneously acting as the link origin and a description of the destination. This relationship often gets stretched under the weight of weblogging, but shouldn't have to bear the burden of so many ostensible destinations... By pulling the trackbacks into the body of the post itself, I hoped to be able to strip that element from the links - there would no longer be trackbacks / permalink (entry) / comments, but just the more manageable and self-explanatory entry (mine) and occasionally comments (everyones).</p>
<p>Recently I came across <a href="http://kalsey.com/blog/2003/02/simplecomments/index.html">Simple Comments</a> - which is a Movable Type plugin that clearly responds to the same anxieties of UI, but which attempts to solve them by moving in the other direction. Rather than incorporating the trackbacks into the body of the post, Simple Comments attaches them to the comments facility. It's a very neat solution to the issue, but I think it's misguided. My main reason for concern? Rather than ending up with a discrete post followed by a readable interchange between interested parties (an asynchronous conversation through time, all contained on one page and with a clear means of response - much like you'd get in a thread on a discussion board like <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground">Barbelith</a>), you end up with a set of responses interspersed by decontextualised and truncated posts from other sites. As a result, I think the tendency is to encourage a form of interaction where the visitor responds to the initial post itself, rather than participating in an ongoing conversation or debate.</p>
<p>Your visitors will learn nothing - <i>because nothing emerges</i> - from the simple ability to express their opinion about your initial post. An actual <i>community</i> though - whatever content it may hang off - is another matter entirely. Active and significant discussion can emerge - people can express their opinions about one another's arguments, finding interesting ideas and running with them, developing them further. It might not be the kind of interaction you might expect on a site designed to help you express <i>yourself</i>, but while it might cause problems of its own, it's a good deal more satisfying and constructive an interaction than simply soliciting (positive or negative) criticism...</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/10/2003 09:09:09 PM
I'd just like to apologise at this point to anyone who's thinking, "What a bloody cheek! He's only had comments for the last ten minutes". Before you get rightly riled, I should just point out (really briefly and humbly) that I've been working in building online communities for ages now. So I'm not talking complete bollocks.
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AUTHOR: Nicklas
EMAIL: n@carbonatedink.com
IP: 62.127.56.21
URL: http://www.carbonatedink.com/me/lostpages/
DATE: 02/11/2003 12:47:45 AM
Simple Comments has two flaws, and too me they're pretty large. First, you can read the entire comment while the trackback on the other hand is only presented as an excerpt. The point of the trackbacked entry might not get through in this tiny allocated space because it can be much much longer. This is because comments and trackbacks are two separate entities all together, and they should be kept that way. Otherwise the trackback serve no purpose at all.
The second flaw is a direct result of the way it is presented: the value of a completely different entry is reduced to that of a comment. It is as if it has no real value outside the "original context" and that is a very false presumption.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 06:09:25 PM
I'm not sure that trackbacks 'serve no purpose' when used this way, Niklas (although I wouldn't necessarily intermingle them with comments myself). You might want to read this blogroots thread...
http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/264
...where pb wishes for a way of automatically 'bringing back home' all the comments we leave around the web to one place, our blogs. (A lot of us do something of the kind myself sporadically and by hand.) Trackbacks are a step in that direction: using them, our words can sit on our own sites *and* serve as a comment on someone else's. That's valuable.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 06:11:03 PM
Oops. Sorry, Tom. Got an internal server error the first time, hence the double-post. Do your magic comment-deleting stuff...
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 06:18:56 PM
And I forgot to delete a redundant use of 'myself'. But on the plus side, your post now plays host to my very first trackback ping. Crack open the champagne, yawn indifferently, etc.
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AUTHOR: stavrosthewonderchicken
EMAIL: stavrosthewonderchicken@hotmail.com
IP: 211.226.32.99
URL: http://www.emptybottle.org
DATE: 02/12/2003 10:20:50 AM
I've got a few beers in me, I'll have to admit, but I think you've helped me understand one of the things that's been bugging me about the way that trackback, cool as it is, is being used on most sites. I was going to implement SimpleComments soon myself, but I see (through beer goggles) that I probably want to do something else with the way trackbacks are integrated into stuff. Still not sure what that might be, but that's alright. Thanks, Tom.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/08/2003 01:29:48 PM
No problem. Glad to be of help!
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AUTHOR: Gary LaPointe
EMAIL: lapoint2@msu.edu
IP: 204.39.86.21
URL: http://garylapointe.com/mypointe/
DATE: 10/01/2004 03:39:19 PM
I like the idea of merging them for several reasons:
<li>It's one less item I have to list in entry.
<li>People don't have to look at both to see what people think.
I have one advantage, I don't get many of either so it's not a big issue for my readers to have them mixed.
I may even display them in two seperate columns so that they are both there but there are still distinct differences...
Gary
PS - And when I am doing a trackback, I post twice (1) with info that will make my trackback be more useful and (2) again so the message is a little more structured.
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URL: http://husk.org/blog/arch/yakshaving.html
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BLOG NAME: chaff
DATE: 02/11/2003 10:46:26 AM
I've added comments and a full RSS feed (at index_full.rdf). Knock yourself out.
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URL: http://www.dellah.com/orient/2003/02/11/more_on_displayng_trackbacks.shtml
IP: 193.195.59.250
BLOG NAME: From the Orient
DATE: 02/11/2003 12:22:55 PM
Tom Coates has incorporated any Trackbacks he gets into the body of his post (as an unordered list). He came
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Despite the concerns raised by Tom Coates and his readers, I might implement SimpleComments here to merge trackback pings into the comments box, if only because the unloved 'tb' link
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<p>Because I never tire of boring people stupid with little tweaks and quirks around the site, here's an update about three small changes to the way the site is operating:</p>
<ul>
<li> Taking my cue from <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan Hon</a>, plasticbag.org's commenting interface has been changed in accordance with the recommendations from <a href="http://www.antipixel.com/blog/archives/2002/11/15/buttons_and_boxes_and_forms.html">Antipixel</a> (that are shortly <a href="http://www.antipixel.com/blog/archives/2003/01/11/buttons_and_boxes_and_forms_redux.html#000669">to be integrated into the default Movable Type templates</a>), which provide a simple, space-friendly and usable alternative to the standard templates I was using. [Spookily this coincides exactly with <a href="http://husk.org/blog/arch/yakshaving.html">Paul Mison</a> making the same decisions.]
<li> While I haven't as yet been totally thorough and systematic in their implementation, I've also had a go at making the site slightly more usable for people with accessibility issues. I have - of course - been using <a href="http://diveintoaccessibility.org/">diveintoaccessibility.org</a> as a guide for this process - which I will complete more thoroughly at a later date.
<li> On the bottom of the individual archive pages of this site you will find a small panel called "BBC: On This Day". This is essentially a piece of meaningless fluff that directs you to the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/10/default.stm">BBC's On This Day</a> entry for whatever day the post was produced. It's far from perfect, and it's not particularly useful as yet, but it's connected to larger ideas I'm having about providing <i>context</i> and <i>timelines</i> for weblog entries. More about that soon, hopefully. In the meantime, if you want to know how the link is generated in Movable Type, the code is <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/onthisday.txt">here</a>.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 11:43:21 AM
A big improvement on the Comment form Tom... but surely one of the radio buttons should be selected by default? The HTML specs state that sets of buttons should always have one selected and from a UI point of view it also makes sense.
For some reason tabbing from the "Homepage" input field takes me to the "Weblog" link at the top of the page, rather than the next element in the form. I've *no* idea why that is.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 11:44:56 AM
Oh, and I notice you've got rid of the Preview button. Any particular reason (I'm sure there is!)?
On Pepysdiary.com I changed the templates so that at first there is only the Preview button, no Post, to force people to at least have a brief look at what they're posting. It's dramatically cut down on the number of posts with errors.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 11:48:12 AM
And another thing Coates! Why does this form not pay any attention to my linebreaks? There should be one after that exclamation mark above.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/11/2003 11:52:40 AM
Phew! There's a set of comments to respond to. The tabbing thing might have something to do with my attempt to implement accesskeys, which I will investigate further. You're quite right about the radio buttons, which again I will investigate further. And I reformat the comments to get rid of line breaks because unless you're writing a bloody essay it's more important to me that it's really clear where your comment starts and ends than it is that you get to have line-breaks installed... That one's proving unpopular but <i>I don't care!</i>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/11/2003 11:57:42 AM
You know the weird thing about the comments on this thread was that I was literally on my way to turn them off when I saw Phil's explosion of insights. I'd just thought to myself, "Well no one's really going to care about that stuff..."
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AUTHOR: Anna
EMAIL: kookymojo@yahoo.com
IP: 62.189.82.155
URL: http://kookymojo.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/11/2003 12:10:10 PM
I noticed the "On this day" feature a couple of weeks ago; think it's a great idea!
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/11/2003 12:38:33 PM
I've noticed that on the conventional MT comment interface the 'Remember Me' checkbox is always unchecked, even if your details have been remembered. You have to remember to check it each time or else it's going to forget your details when you post a second time. I've been meaning to fix this dumbness using PHP (easier for me than fiddling with Javascript).
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AUTHOR: megnut
EMAIL: meg@megnut.com
IP: 24.193.88.35
URL: http://www.megnut.com
DATE: 02/11/2003 03:04:47 PM
One major peeve (and I don't know why the MT template doesn't do this by default): you should indicate which fields are required (name and email but NOT URL). Also, when one tries to submit the post without a name, the "Comment Submission Error" page is still in the default MT design.
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AUTHOR: Casey Bex
EMAIL: caseybex@soon.com
IP: 81.86.245.111
URL: http://www.1heluva.com/cgi-bin/join.cgi?refer=23911
DATE: 02/11/2003 07:31:08 PM
I'm just laughing at the arguements over the comments!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/11/2003 07:55:08 PM
Yes - again - you're quite right. I'll work on those straight away. The Content Submission Error Page is a real annoyance that is to do with me having installed MT on my barbelith domain. While every other page works fine, the comments pages seem to demand to use the Barbelith URL. Very upsetting.
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: me@cloudsoup.com
IP: 62.31.64.2
URL: http://www.cloudsoup.com
DATE: 02/24/2003 07:30:59 PM
Tom, v applaud your interest into accessibility. Might you be interested in using your much-visited and highly-linked plastic bag to push the issue a bit?
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IP: 64.39.15.88
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DATE: 02/19/2003 06:39:07 PM
If you're a regular visitor you may have noticed a few subtle alterations to the appearance of this site. Nothing
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/edna.gif" alt="Dame Edna Everage" style="border: 1px dotted black; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 15px 15px;">Ok. Here's a funny one for you. Dame Edna Everage - that woman who is you know <i>actually a man</i> (sorry if I spoiled that for you) and who makes a living by saying really funny offensive things that satirise Australia, the <i>nouveau riche</i> and the terminally classless - that same Dame Edna Everage manages to crack a joke in a Vanity Fair column suggesting that a reader shouldn't bother to learn Spanish because there's nothing worth reading in it - and it's the language of "leaf blowers" and "the help". Rather than finding this an entertaining satire on the kind of ludicrous self-involved people who actually think such clap-trap, <a href="http://www.latina.com/v3/2003/feb/vanityfair.html">Latina magazine gets into a big strop about it</a> (via <a href="http://www.gawker.com">Gawker</a>) subsequently forcing poor Vanity Fair to actually <i>apologise</i>. It sure is a sorry day for clumsy irony.</p>
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AUTHOR: Camilo
EMAIL: camilo@confusedkid.com
IP: 67.30.211.37
URL: http://www.confusedkid.com/primer
DATE: 02/12/2003 04:05:19 AM
You mean they (VF) actually apologized? Behold the power of the new minority!
Or perhaps they were afraid of the cartels (and I am Colombian, so there).
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: interstar@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.206
URL:
DATE: 02/12/2003 03:23:25 PM
Serious question : Why should we expect Latina magazine to know who Edna Everage is? Or be able to differentiate her from her crass stereotype just based on an (in character) interview?
In a small cosy culture we can expect everyone to know these things and realize what the shade of irony is going on. But in a global culture, perhaps we can't lazily assume this.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/12/2003 03:45:54 PM
Well, to be fair, Edna Everage has had a high profile presence in Ally McBeal for a couple of years on American television, and the magazine seems to be aimed at English-speaking American citizens. Moreover Edna Everage was being featured in Vanity Fair - a fairly high profile American Magazine - which suggests that she's not exactly unknown. And even if you're prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they might not have known who she was, it would be only appropriate to <i>find out</i> who she was before suggesting that she was the kind of person that she was clearly parodying... I mean, she is a man in pink hair wearing diamante bat-wing sunglasses - it's not entirely beyond the bounds of reason to think that she might not mean to be taken seriously..!
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AUTHOR: razorhead
EMAIL: razor@razorhead.co.uk
IP: 62.190.225.122
URL: http://ulterior.razorhead.co.uk
DATE: 02/12/2003 07:14:05 PM
imagine if In Sickness and in Health crossed the pond. Ouch.
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AUTHOR: Peter
EMAIL: peter@nakedblog.com
IP: 62.31.71.100
URL: http://www.nakedblog.com
DATE: 02/13/2003 12:19:24 PM
Oh I don't think for one moment that the people at Latina are offended - they're just jumping on the publicity bandwagon. And why not?
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AUTHOR: Evelyn
EMAIL: evaelyn@hotmail.com
IP: 12.42.30.130
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 11:11:32 PM
I believe that the spanish speaking community deserved this apology. I've never seen or read a magazine in spanish insulting or making offensive comments towards the americans, or people that speak foreign languages. We deserve respect as any other human being. We help americans to build their businesses in latin communities, so we believe our language should be respected as well. Language should be a matter of communication and useful to unite not to break us apart.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.19.12
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 11:29:00 PM
But I think that's the point - the magazine didn't make any offensive comments about Spanish-speaking people. The magazine put in an advice column written by a comedian / drag act. It's not supposed to represent actual opinions any more than when Tenacious D talk about themselves as 'changing rock history'...
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AUTHOR: Evelyn
EMAIL: evaelyn@hotmail.com
IP: 12.42.30.130
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 11:57:19 PM
I just hope this will become a thing of the past soon.
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AUTHOR: Rose
EMAIL: sweetstuff4204u2@aol.com
IP: 152.163.189.132
URL: http://www.geocities.com/rosie_rose420
DATE: 02/20/2003 10:42:44 PM
Tom are you really that gullible? You are clearly missing the reason why Edna's response had such an impact. Comical intent or not, it was offensive, whether anyone knew who he/she (Edna) was anyone could quickly perceive this person as a moron. I'm sure "they" (we) felt offended at first, but researched before jumping into conclusions that would cause such controversy, I did so anyway, and I'm sure others did too.. common sense. Hispanic people, a lot of the time are portrayed as "the help" and or "leaf blowers" in the media and to have a distinguished magazine such as Vanity Fair depict that kind of bigotry, is rather shocking, when Latino people are the second largest minority in the United States (not to mention America was possibly founded by a man of Spanish decent, as evidence exhibits, its history my friend).. But I'm sure you've read that... If something like this was directed to the African-American community, things would have been alot more chaotic, boycotts wouldn't be questioned, and their apology wouldn't have been so dry. Prior to this VF made a good move when a distasteful comment about blacks was brought up, it wasn't published(http://www.hispaniconline.com/pol&opi/readers_response_maldonado.html). Yet, Hispanic people ask for an apology and they recieve something along the lines of "Yeah.. Sorry, about what Dame Edna said".. Obviously not wanting to take responsibility. Why is it taboo to crack jokes about Blacks, yet its funny to joke about Asians, Jews and Latinos, ect.? Shouldn't every group receive respect? There's also a differnce between written humor and spoken humor. Tone and taste is a sententious part of good comedy. Get Real.
By the way, I came upon this site while searching for articles on the topic.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.19.12
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/20/2003 11:38:26 PM
Rose - I greatly appreciate your insight on this matter. But I think I have to make it clear that I'm not unfamiliar with the idea of jokes or slurs based upon prejudice and stereotype. After all the most commonly used insult used in British schools at the moment is 'gay'. I'm in <i>no way</i> advocating racist slurs any more than I'd advocate anti-gay rhetoric - I think such behaviour is intolerable. But that's also why I have to say that I think there's an over-reaction here. Dame Edna is a <i>character</i> - like a camp matriarchal version of the UK's Alf Garnett. Her comments are a satire on stupid white people, not an insult to Spanish-speaking people!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rose
EMAIL: sweetstuff4204u2@aol.com
IP: 152.163.189.132
URL: http://www.geocities.com/rosie_rose420
DATE: 02/22/2003 10:42:10 PM
Well Tom, a lot of the time comedians use personal opinions and life experience or enforce the silly opinions of others in their material. Perhaps Barry uses this Edna character as a means of expressing his own views, thinking no one will mind because its "Edna" who is the idiot. But then again, I might be analyzing her/him/it too deeply. The fact is, his reponse could have been written differently, perhaps pointing out the negatives of the French or German, why single out the Latino community? I agree, the entire issue is being exaggerated, but maybe its about time "the help" shows a little pride. I'm sure things are different in the U.K. my engish friends have tons of insight they've shared. But in the US Hispanics take the back seat, haven't complained till now, just continued washing their white employers arse's to earn a rather pathetic living. It's Bollocks I tell you! or is it Bullocks...
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AUTHOR: Rose
EMAIL: sweetstuff4204u2@aol.com
IP: 152.163.189.132
URL:
DATE: 02/22/2003 10:47:08 PM
Response, English.. typos irk me..
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TITLE: Microcontent Voting...
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
DATE: 02/12/2003 12:02:37 AM
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<p><b>Definition of Microcontent Voting:</b> A recent trend in weblog circles, the "microcontent vote" has emerged from several historical contingencies. In particular, the increasing use of tools like <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> has encouraged the posting of longer, more involved pieces of writing - writing fit to occupy a fully independent web document in and of itself. Due to a scarcity of time, this excess of wordy posting necessarily leaves the weblogger enervated and recumbant - in turn leaving a considerable number of interesting links uncommented upon - uninvestigated. The most logical band-aid to this increasing problem of weblog exhaustion? 'Remaindered links sections' (unordered lists of links with little or no commentary) and even 'linklogs' have emerged - secondary weblogs attached like small cleaning fish to the huge gills and gnashing teeth of weblog monsters like <a href="http://www.kottke.org/">kottke.org</a>, <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil">Anil Dash</a> and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">interconnected</a>.</p>
<p>The value of these dedicated linklogs or multi-link posts is debatable. It seems that it would be relatively rare for any individual to follow these lists with the same interest and <i>joie de vivre</i> with which they might follow the 'main' site. It would not be beyond the bounds of reason - in fact - to argue that no one actually clicks on the links contained within them at all. But perhaps their utility isn't based around their presence on the site in question... And maybe that utility isn't for the readers of that site at all...</p>
<p>One of the most obvious reasons for their use is that they represent relatively cheap content for weblog authors. Other than the intellectual labour in finding the material in the first place, little <i>effort</i> is required to post it to the weblog in question. Commentary (if any) can be sparse and pithy. The second obvious (and connected) reason for their use is that they represent a quick way of getting interesting links published upon one's site. They are a <i>speedy</i> enterprise. Both of these depend on the crucial final point - that they represent links that the author <i>believes should be seen</i> but has not the time or the inclination to write about further.</p>
<p>As such - the 'linklog' or the 'remaindered links' post represents nothing more clearly than a simple statement on the quality (or the newsworthiness) of the links in question. It is nothing more or less than a vote that "this is worth reading". And these votes are increasingly being collated by sites such as <a href="http://www.popdex.com">Popdex</a>, <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> - transforming the mindless daily drudge work of weblog-worker-bees into a neatly ranked link-honey of utility and joy to all...</p>
<p>The novelty of the link upon your site is no longer the issue - the issue is merely <i>is it good?</i> If you answer honestly, then the community itself can decide what's worth reading. Every citizen of weblogland has the right to the microcontent vote. They have the right to use them and the power to do so. And the power carries right through the weblog indices into Google's indexing and from there into the browsing experiences of everyone throughout the world. Use your votes wisely. For Microcontent Votes are Power.</p>
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AUTHOR: 8bitjoystick.com
EMAIL: jmetcalf@8bitjoystick.com
IP: 140.178.33.123
URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/
DATE: 02/12/2003 12:10:54 AM
I actually don't worry about being highly ranked or the worlds most popular blogger. I could make my site much more popular if I did certain things and talked about certain topics but that would violate the reason I have my blog. It is not a matter of selling out it is a matter of being true to your own voice.
I tend not to link to and write about stuff on Blogdex or Daypop unless It directly affects me and I have something to add. I am actually trying structure my site more like a Zine than a blog. I would like to see more reviews and articles than fluff about me and my life.
I guess I am more inspired to create an off-kilter magazine-like creation than a 100% autobiographic narcissistic masturbatory weblog. Not to say that those are bad and all weblogs are autobiographic narcissistic masturbatory or to say that it is a bad thing.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/12/2003 12:14:56 AM
That's really interesting, but I'm not convinced it's particularly related to what I was writing about - which was the increasing way in which weblog writers are using their sites (consciously or otherwise) to cast votes about which links are interesting, newsworthy or just good quality.
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AUTHOR: Erik Benson
EMAIL: erik@mockerybird.com
IP: 207.171.180.101
URL: http://erikbenson.com/
DATE: 02/12/2003 01:04:36 AM
I agree that it's possible to debate that links offered in quick link lists may be of less value to the reader, but I personally don't think that's necessarily the case, for a couple different reasons:<br /><br />
1) Link lists can be updated more easily, and therefore may be updated more often. The value created by freshness may outweigh any value lost in the quality of the link.<br />
2) Even if it doesn't outweigh the value lost, all content on a page doesn't necessarily have to have the same value--the author's design of the page should factor in this imbalance and put the most valuable content in the most prominent place, and the least valuable content somewhere less prominent, like the sidebar.<br />
3) We cannot assume that making things easier necessarily produces content of lower quality (isn't that the same accusation that weblogs have been fighting since day one?)--otherwise the weblog that provided the best writing would be built with weblog tools that were the most difficult to use (and a program that required you to scan in hand-written pages, converting it to text might replace Movable Type for aspiring writers). It's just as easy to link to quality articles and provide valuable commentary through a link list as it is to post an entry of the same quality, maybe easier. It just needs to be more deliberate than before, since the restrictions have to be self-imposed rather than imposed by the tool.<br />
4) I would argue that it's probably not even necessary to make this comparison of quality. If advantages and disadvantages are present, the function of link lists will eventually shift to take advantage of those advantages--one possible shift could be in their replacing the use of browser bookmarks. Several times I've linked something really quickly and come back later to respond to it more fully.<br /><br />
I may have read into this a little too deeply, but it's something I'm thinking about at the moment. I've also started to think of my weblog as a collection of buckets for content that wants to be delivered at different speeds. How far can we push convenience, and will that only make us more aware of the need to put restrictions on ourselves in order to produce quality content?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/12/2003 01:19:46 AM
I think you're overplaying the extent to which what I've written is supposed to be a criticism. As my latest post suggests, I'm not anti-linklogs at all. But I think there are interesting questions emerging around them, the main one of which being <i>is anyone actually clicking on them?</i>
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anita Rowland
EMAIL: anita@anitarowland.com
IP: 207.202.198.171
URL: http://www.anitarowland.com/
DATE: 02/12/2003 01:22:30 AM
"no one actually clicks on the links contained within them"
I do call up Anil's links (in the search pane) and check them out most days, if I haven't already seen the targets. The snarky tool-tip titles make it fun.
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AUTHOR: Erik Benson
EMAIL: erik@mockerybird.com
IP: 207.171.180.101
URL: http://erikbenson.com/
DATE: 02/12/2003 01:37:27 AM
Yeah, I figured I was, but I got on a roll and couldn't stop. :) Regarding the microcontent voting angle, I know that Cameron (from blogdex) is interested in creating a parser that can distinguish permanent links and temporary links (ie, the difference between a blogroll and a mention in an entry), which would let him then assign different weights on entries depending on link type. This could become interesting, because then it would be necessary to decide whether or not a permanent link was worth more or less than an entry in a post (probably less since it's not as indicative of a conversation that's occuring), and these link lists could provide an extra wrench in the gears. Yes, I think there are definitely some interesting questions emerging.
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AUTHOR: fabio sergio
EMAIL: fabiosergio@freegorifero.com
IP: 62.13.170.12
URL: http://www.freegorifero.com
DATE: 02/12/2003 09:31:36 AM
I had approached the theme of "linklogs" <a href="http://www.freegorifero.com/weblog/2003_01_01_weblog_archive.html#88148272">a little while ago</a>, from a very similar perspective, basically as one of the results of the "always-on" nature of our tools and (thus) lives.
Fascinatingly enough I had also linked it to recent considerations around "power laws" and the effect they have on "competition" in the blogosphere(s).
Tom is now talking about links=votes, which adds a new interesting twist on the plot...
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 02/13/2003 12:08:47 PM
In these days of huge blogrolls and a list of daily reads as long as your arm, any blog is effectively a 'link dump', whether the links are all in one post or split up into several entries posted over the course of the day. If you only visit a particular blog once every day or two, you're confronted with the same plethora of potentially interesting links to explore, whether they're separate main blog entries with extensive commentary, a single link-dump main blog entry, or a string of brief links trailing down a side-bar.
As for whether anyone is clicking on them, it depends. If it's a blogger I trust, I trust them to exercise as much editorial care in their link lists (whether as a link-dump post or as a side blog) as they would in an olde-style blog post of a single link with one-liner commentary. If I've got the time, I'll click on everything in a link-dump post; if not, maybe just the ones that look most interesting.
It's the same problem at MeFi these days - every post has become a link dump, and who has time to check every link in them?
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AUTHOR: Kati
EMAIL: blog@idared.net
IP: 213.46.246.84
URL: http://www.idared.net
DATE: 02/14/2003 10:06:46 AM
As for "is anyone actually clicking on them?" Yes, i am! In the past few days i have clicked on at least 4-5 of kottke's sidebar links, just because the link text made me curious. (and other times at other blogs - but this is the one that immediately comes to my mind)
I don't think sidelogs and linklogs are useless, if there is other stuff in the blog that makes you read it, there is a chance that - when you're done reading the main content - the list of links on the side will tickle your curiosity a bit and you'll at least skim them and maybe find one or two worth to check out. That's what happens with me anyway.
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TITLE: Tom deconstructs Microcontent Voting
URL: http://suckahs.org/links/2003_02.php#001596
IP: 64.247.12.144
BLOG NAME: Suckahs Daily Bookmarks
DATE: 02/12/2003 12:42:28 AM
http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/02/microcontent_voting.shtml
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TITLE: Why I LinkBlog
URL: http://www.paranoidfish.org/notes/2003/02/12/1311/index.html
IP: 217.175.234.42
BLOG NAME: paranoidfish.org/notes
DATE: 02/12/2003 01:38:51 PM
Lately, I've realised that the real reason I keep my linkblog going is the effect it has on my main weblog...
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TITLE: Link Logs and Such
URL: http://www.ordinary-life.net/blog/archives/001599.php
IP: 209.50.252.235
BLOG NAME: Ordinary-Life.net
DATE: 02/12/2003 07:18:25 PM
I've been doing this for awhile. Nice to help start a trend. I just happen to use a yahoo directory-like script to make it very easy for me.
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TITLE: Readings
URL: http://www.qpalzm.org/archives/000052.html
IP: 217.163.9.108
BLOG NAME: qpalzm.org
DATE: 05/02/2003 03:52:37 PM
Following the lead of kottke.org remaindered links, interconnected.org mini links, plasticbag.org micro content, and whatdoiknow.org enjoying, qpalzm.org will soon have a rolling links section. This is kind of like a home for links that you want to sha...
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TITLE: Le magasin du dollar de l'hyperlien...
URL: http://www.afroginthevalley.com/archives/000026.html
IP: 149.99.191.76
BLOG NAME: A Frog in the Valley
DATE: 02/07/2004 06:17:26 PM
Hyperliens � louer, c'est le titre de mon nouveau linklog......
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TITLE: Subtlety
URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk/archives/subtlety.php
IP: 81.3.64.11
BLOG NAME: Submit Response
DATE: 02/12/2004 04:05:48 PM
Two problems, two solutions, and a trite conclusion: The problem with links, in the context of weblogs, is that they...
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TITLE: Are epidemics bad for your blog?
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2004/03/07.html#a506
IP: 212.198.60.13
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 03/07/2004 08:30:03 PM
Still in rude and frosty vein, I buried myself deeper in my lunchtime reading, after shaking his hand, when Andr
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TITLE: Cosmic Polling Booth, I praise thee...
STATUS: Publish
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<li> <A href="http://www.bjork.com/videogallery/">Björk's QuickTime Gallery</a><br />
Stunning Björkish videos presented in full through the magic and wonder of quicktime. Complete with small amounts of information about what exactly the tiny foreign lunatic was taking during filming.
<li> <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/apes/lesdennis/">The Les Dennis Experience!</a><br />
Indescribably funny kind-of-fan-site for the UK 'comedian' and Celebrity Big Brother Windbag. "Few people know that Les Dennis owns a big boat that is manned almost entirely by Dwarves! 'Dwarves are easy to control and don't expect much pay' Les told us when we rang to confirm the rumours." Warning: Stinking Rude Bits Unfit for Young 'Uns.
<li> <a href="http://ranchero.com/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire launches</a><br />
$30 for NetNewsWire Pro version 1. I'll be downloading and paying for that tomorrow then. Anyone on a Mac who hasn't already got it probably should and if you haven't got OSX, then it's worth getting it just to run NNW. In fact, I think it's probably worth getting a Mac to run it. Excellent geeky goodness for all the weblog family...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Dumb Theories about Buffy...
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<p>So how do I do this without spoiling things for people in the UK who don't know what's going to happen? And how do I do it without sounding like a total dork? How - in fact - do I talk about Buffy Season Seven (as being shown in the States at the moment) without giving too much away? It's a tough one, certainly. Perhaps an impossible one... Nonetheless, I must take my strength from the example provided for me by my televisual heroine! Battle on against all the odds! Fight for what is right! Kill all the vampires! Um.</p>
<p>Ways in which Tom increasingly resembles <b>Xander Harris</b>:</p>
<ul>
<li> Frankly not as thin or as devastatingly hot as used to be.
<li> Knows too much about Star Wars, Star Trek, Comic Books.
<li> Hair unruly.
<li> Considers Anya to be Goddess but wouldn't have married her.
</ul>
<p>Ways in which Tom increasingly resembles <b>Andrew</b>:</p>
<ul>
<li> I think I'm kinda gay.
<li> Knows too much about Star Wars, Star Trek, Comic Books.
<li> Looks good in black.
<li> Occasionally kills people to look cool to hot guys. Did I say kills people? I meant gave people lovely presents and help with their homework and stuff. Phew.
<li> Has never successfully slaughtered a pig.
</ul>
<p>Dumb Theories about the End of the Series:</p>
<ul>
<li> Buffy can't be a slayer any more.
<li> Something important - significant - has to be sacrificed.
<li> There have to be a couple of happy endings. Anya / Xander?
<li> Buffy and Spike are not meant to be together forever.
<li> "Cos you gotta have Faith..."
</ul>
<p>Other ways I could humiliate myself in front of my weblogging peers:</p>
<ul>
<li> Tom Coates baby pictures.
<li> "Why I was wrong" - a series of articles examining every thing I've said on my site over the last three and a half years that subsequently turned out to be completely wrong.
<li> The plasticbag.org 'Comic Relief' special?
<li> Everyone likes stories about digestive problems...
</ul>
<p>I think maybe it would be for the best if we just forgot I ever wrote this post. Let's all just move along. Nothing to see here. Just too much caffeine and not enough good TV.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.197.37
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/12/2003 10:25:02 PM
I'd just like to say at this moment that I will definitely return to writing proper posts about like tech stuff and social software and the like <i>in a minute</i>. I'm really a very serious and grown-up individual. Good at parties.
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/
DATE: 02/12/2003 11:40:17 PM
Buffy's pretty grown-up and serious. Well, maybe not, but there are plenty of elements in the show for the grown-up and serious. (Or perhaps, as a Buffy fan, I'm just trying to rationalize/rationalise it.)
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AUTHOR: avril
EMAIL: PunishPunacc@aol.com
IP: 172.139.89.71
URL: http://my-infatuations.net/saint
DATE: 02/13/2003 12:11:44 AM
I agree with everything you said but I think Buffy dies and Dawn goes on to be the slayer.
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AUTHOR: Rob
EMAIL: RobertWrayUK@aol.com
IP: 62.252.0.5
URL: http://www.robertwray.co.uk/
DATE: 02/13/2003 01:35:21 AM
Ummm, Tom, Buffy rocks! (As does Angel, but purely because of David Boreanaz.)
Have you seen the Angel episode entitled "Spin the Bottle"? And more to the point, does the phrase "Hello Salty Goodness" mean anything?
PS. Wasn't Glory just a gay icon?
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AUTHOR: Gordon
EMAIL: snowgoon[@]bigfoot.com
IP: 62.189.46.34
URL: http://www.snowgoon.co.uk
DATE: 02/13/2003 09:11:04 AM
I think you should post anything you like, spoilers and all.
Of course I don't watch Buffy (or Angel) so I don't really care one way or the other.
Oh and don't try and blame these things on caffeine, that's my excuse!
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AUTHOR: Lubin Odana
EMAIL: lubinodana@hotmail.com
IP: 194.80.32.9
URL:
DATE: 02/13/2003 09:44:30 AM
I have a shameful secret. I think I am the only person of my peer group who doesn't "get" Buffy. I've watched it on numerous occasions, but I just can't get into it. Maybe I was put off forever by watching the Luke Perry film Buffy The Vampire Slayer in the early 1990s. Still, at least it's saved me hundreds of pounds in not buying all those boxed sets.
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AUTHOR: hilary
EMAIL: hcperkins@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 132.185.132.12
URL:
DATE: 02/13/2003 09:58:51 AM
I say break out the baby pictures and go for broke.
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AUTHOR: Nicklas
EMAIL: n@carbonatedink.com
IP: 62.127.57.143
URL: http://www.carbonatedink.com/me/lostpages/
DATE: 02/13/2003 11:05:19 AM
Bah! Money sereves no purpose unless spent in a rightious way. And what can be better than buying boxes of Buffy? The show, not the actual character. While it is Tom's site and all, I'm thankful that he thinks of us poor bastards who haven't seen more than season 6. And I agree with John. Reading posts about Buffy is much more fun than reading "Oh no, I think there will be a war in five minues. [five minutes later] Twelve minutes I mean. [and so on " for a few months.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/13/2003 11:47:35 AM
Lubin! You can call yourself a trash addict and you don't like the original Buffy movie?! That film is an inspired classic that my friends and I watched with absolute delight when we were teenagers. Here's a trivia question for you - can you name two Oscar winners that were in that film? Here's a clue - don't put much faith in Donald Sutherland...
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AUTHOR: katy
EMAIL: katy@kitschbitch.com
IP: 129.67.65.91
URL: http://www.kitschbitch.com/
DATE: 02/13/2003 01:56:01 PM
Inspired by the original buffy movie, I have now indoctrinated every wannabe thespian in Oxford to do the "how funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose... So shake your caboose" dance as part of their warmup. it's fucking <i>genius</i>. Oh, and never mind the baby photos, I've got a couple of pictures of Tom that are super-embarassing! Bribes sent to the address below....
just kidding, love you really
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AUTHOR: joh
EMAIL: joh@bluejoh.com
IP: 80.3.64.5
URL: http://bluejoh.com/abyss/
DATE: 02/13/2003 04:06:37 PM
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AUTHOR: patricia
EMAIL: info@lunanina.com
IP: 165.247.95.65
URL: http://lunanina.com/musings/
DATE: 02/19/2003 04:55:34 AM
I don't know what it says about me that I truly believe "That's sooo five minutes ago" is just about one of the best movie lines ever written. And the hairstyles. Let's not forget the bangs. Just those high, spiky things were enough to inspire fear into many a vampire I'm sure. Or at the very least, anyone who cares about the ozone layer.
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TITLE: No matter what he thinks, he\'s not as fat as Xander
URL: http://www.24weblog.com/index.php?p=31
IP: 217.163.9.108
BLOG NAME: 24weblog.com
DATE: 02/13/2003 12:03:30 AM
Weblogger Tom Coates has posted a good article to his site concerning a certain TV series and how to write about it, whilst not spoiling the plotlines for a UK audience. Unfortunately, it's all about Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and not '24', but...
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IP: 209.68.1.85
BLOG NAME: After the Floods
DATE: 02/18/2003 10:57:43 PM
Ways in which Tom (who has "Dumb Theories about Buffy" resembles Giles: 1. He is a sexy love god.
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URL: http://www.24weblog.com/2003/02/13/12.02.28/
IP: 217.163.9.108
BLOG NAME: 24weblog.com
DATE: 01/18/2004 05:03:38 AM
Weblogger Tom Coates has posted a good article to his site concerning a certain TV series and how to write about it, whilst not spoiling the plotlines for a UK audience. Unfortunately, it's all about Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and...
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TITLE: Tove Jansson's Moomins
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/tove_jansson.gif" class="image_float" style="border: none;">Recently, in a visit to Covent Garden's fashionable Magma graphic design store, my eyes found themselves irresistably drawn to a reprint of a Tove Jansson Moomin picture book from the late 1950s. The book - called unselfconsciously <A href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0953522741/invisithebomb">
The Book About Moomin, Mymble and Little My</a> [<a href="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0953522741.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg">cover</a>] - tells the story of how young Moomintroll stumbles upon Mymble, whose mischievous daughter has become lost in the wilds of Moominvalley. Each page is a stunning piece of design and artistry conveying an incredibly atmospheric - and uncomfortably scary - world. I bought the book immediately - there's work inside that reminds me of the woodcut artist and typographer <a href="http://www.davidsongalleries.com/artists/gill/gill.html">Eric Gill</a>. This is not the kind of childrens book that people seem to make any more.</p>
<p>There aren't really enough really good sites about Tove Jansson or the Moomins online - certainly not that convey the full impact of her artwork - but I've compiled a few useful links for anyone who wants more of an introduction to her work:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/09/obituaries/09JANS.html?searchpv=day01">New York Times Obituary</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/lindashippert/moomin/moominnf.html">Moomin Character Guide</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.lysator.liu.se/nordic/ill/Moomin/content.html">Original Moomin Art</A>
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TITLE: The Valentine's Day Link Massacre...
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<p>It's the day before Valentine's Day, that most accursed of all days. Accursed for all time because of the way the saint in question was <a href="http://www.pictureframes.co.uk/pages/saint_valentine.htm">beaten with clubs and beheaded</a> for worshipping the 'wrong' super-powered fantasy figure. The same day of disaster and terror that saw the <a href="http://www.mysterynet.com/vdaymassacre/">gangland executions of seven mobsters</a> in 1929. This day of <a href="http://www.cloford.com/articles/chocolate.htm">poisonous snacks</a> and symbolically <a href="http://www.hsforum.com/">ripped-out bodily organs</a>. Like the Roman Saturnalia only without any of the fun and with a hell of a lot more Meg Bloody Ryan, <i>is there really anything worse than Valentine's Day?</i></p>
<p>Well I can't make the stupid day go away, but I can distract you with frivolous trivia and trashy links!</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.ordinary-life.net/blog/archives/001117.php">Interview with IHT.com's designer</a><br />
I spent ages trying to find out about who built <a href="http://www.iht.com">iht.com</a> when it first launched, and now there's a whole interview with its creator over at new-favourite-weblog <a href="http://www.ordinary-life.net">ordinary-life.net</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-tv.html?2003-02/07/12.00.tv">Faith - the TV series?</a><br />
As Buffy approaches what seems like it should be an ending, <i>what comes next</i>? Could it be a Faith TV series - maybe with support from Willow the witch? If so, count me in...
<li> <a href="http://www.rereviewed.com/rs/archives/000171.html">Rogue Semiotics on UpMyStreet Conversations</a><br />
Now this is why we build <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">Conversations</a> in the first place: '"How much do I love UpMyStreet? Well, a decent amount, particularly as it serves the basic but essential community function of being like standing in the greengrocers for five minutes."
<li> <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&e=9&u=/nm/20030212/od_nm/sealions_dc">Sea Lions Guard US ships</a><br />
" The sea lions have been trained to carry a special clamp in their mouths which they can attach to a suspicious person, Commander John Wood, Special Operations Officer Naval Forces Central Command, told Reuters" [<a href="http://www.megnut.com">Thanks Meg</a>]
<li> <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=virga&itemid=42443">Poor Old Adam loses his job in Apple Store</a><br />
"When I went to pbzone.com my heart sank, my knees went weak. it was that oh fuck feeling that you know when something really bad has happened."
<li> <a href="http://sharonperry.net/wedding/us.php">Sharon and Grant get married</a><br />
The nicest site I've ever ever found in my referral logs.
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URL: http://www.queermusings.com/archives/003179.shtml
IP: 209.239.41.29
BLOG NAME: Queer Musings
DATE: 02/14/2003 09:22:44 AM
While Garry shares my feeling about Valentines day and used the fewest words possible to describe it, Tom over at
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TITLE: Why I didn't go on the Stop the War march...
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DATE: 02/16/2003 12:06:26 AM
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Today 750,000 people in the UK converged on London to take part in the "Stop the War" march. And here - if such a thing is possible - is where I try to put into words my reasons for not being one of them.
Pretty much everyone I know from work went on the march. Many other UK webloggers marched too. Friends of mine of every political persuasion were there. But I wasn't. Why? I keep asking myself what holds me back. Why don't I feel able to throw myself behind such a huge and popular cause?
It isn't because I'm a fan of Saddam Hussein. That's for certain. And it's not because I believe that the US has no interests in the area that it's trying to protect. And I know that I find the rhetoric of many pro-war people terrifying - designed to incite fear, hatred and a sense of revenge. And the links between Al Qaeda and Iraq? Speculative at best. <i>We</i> probably have more obvious and stronger links with these organisations. After all, someone worked to keep the USSR out of the Middle East...
In my heart I think the reason I'm not standing up with everyone else against this war is because I think there are two very separate issues that need to be detached from one another and I think I've been scared that this march conflates them.
To start off with, I don't have any reason to be against a "moral" war - if indeed this is one. Indeed, I would not even be against a <i>pragmatic</i> war. We may be have been the ones who put Hussein where he is today, we may have sold him the weapons, we may have propped up his regime, we may have interests in the area - but if he poses a threat, if his regime is bloody and dictatorial, then this makes us <i>more</i> responsible, not less. If anything something should be done <i>because</i> we fouled up so atrociously in the past.
What I <i>am</i> against, and I think it's something that I share with a good proportion of the people on that march today, is the feeling that the United Nations is an institution that shouldn't be bullied, dismantled or circumvented. Fundamentally, if I'm against anything here, it's the rejection of the checks and balances of the international community. If you're having problems with the way they do things, then you try and change the minds of international community, or you work to change the institution in a way that makes it work more effectively. You don't get to ignore the law <i>just because no one can stop you breaking it</i>. There's too much to be lost - a world of stability that we're still nowhere near, but which we've been fighting for over the last six decades. More, even. It's the noblest goal I can think of. But it has to be a world of stability that we reached through reaching a consensus, and not by imposing our opinions - our values.
I've had the news on in the background all day, and a good proportion of the people on these demonstrations don't seem to be protesting war at all. They just want a war that's conducted in their name - if it is proven to be necessary - to go through the proper process, to be undertaken as a solemn responsibility of an organisation that represents <i>all</i> the major peoples of the world. That's all. If I'd known that this morning, I think I might have joined them...
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AUTHOR: dorian
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 217.35.149.239
URL: http://www.isness.org/dory/
DATE: 02/16/2003 12:10:53 AM
I hear you Tom (although I'm not *completely* with you :o) )
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AUTHOR: Mike
EMAIL: mike@barkingmoose.com
IP: 68.83.36.242
URL: http://www.barkingmoose.com/
DATE: 02/16/2003 01:01:55 AM
Very well said. What's getting lost in the shuffle in all this building up to war is the role the US (and UK) had in creating Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in the first place. Until there is some sort of honest dialogue about dealing with these root causes, I gotta say I'm not too optimistic about what will happen after the smoke clears in Iraq. And the way things are going in Afghanistan, I don't think those types of concerns are unfounded.
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AUTHOR: Julian
EMAIL: julian_griffiths@hotmail.com
IP: 62.252.32.6
URL:
DATE: 02/16/2003 01:18:07 AM
For someone so edgy regarding "warblogging", your latest posts have been some of your least annoying and most compelling reads (I mean that very nicely). You put into words almost exactly what I feel. I'm not adding to discussion here, I know - just agreeing with you. (Which isn't to say I haven't enjoyed your site for the last several years -I have- but I am compelled to simply nod my head in this instance.)
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AUTHOR: Eric J
EMAIL: ericj@webraw.com
IP: 24.165.169.147
URL: http://www.webraw.com
DATE: 02/16/2003 02:06:00 AM
Well said. Your comments have helped me to solidify the very fluid opinions I have about whether war with Iraq is a good or bad idea.
I work in the news business and believe me when I say, every single person in our business believes we are going to war and frankly, want it to happen because war is good for news.
My main problem with the reasons is why now? Why give Saddam a pass for several years and suddenly draw a line in the sand? What you said about working to change the U.N. from the inside is probably the most brilliant and common sense thing I've heard about this whole issue.
Here in the USA when crazy, gun-toting militia men want to 'change' America we argue that it's best to do it through our flawed legal and judicial system. If they don't like that then elect people who will support their ideas. America should do the same with the U.N. Change the U.N. to make it more effective.
Ok, now I'm just repeating what you said but I'll wrap this up by saying that I have this gnawing suspicion that this whole thing is an elaborate bluff. Maybe it's wishful thinking, I dunno. But only time will tell.
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: david@queermusings.com
IP: 12.238.235.133
URL: http://www.queermusings.com
DATE: 02/16/2003 04:28:04 AM
All of this makes me wish that Clinton was still in office. In a recent interview with Katie Couric on the Today show (http://www.msnbc.com/news/871318.asp?0cb=-214136125) he talked about it is important for us to go through the proper channels of the UN. He also said that it was important for us to look determined for war versus eager for war. I think that's the problem Bush and to a smaller degree Blair seem eager for war.
I don't know if I agree with Clinton when he said that we don't need another UN resolution to go to war. I do agree with him when he says we have to give the inspectors time.
My favorite part of the interview was �I don�t think the president needs another Security Council Resolution, as a matter of international law. I think politically, if he could get it, it would be great. For the simple reason that, if we had to go without another UN resolution � if we had to go and European powers or Russia or China are vocally opposed to this, then there will always be the suggestion that this was, in effect, a pre-emptive strike. I know the administration has said pre-emptive strikes may be justified in some places. But we�ve never done that. And democratic powers normally wait to get hit before they hit. On the other hand, if it is the UN, carrying out the UN mandate, and we�re doing this because for 12 years he has defied the UN mandate to disarm, that is not a pre-emptive strike. It�s a police action designed to protect the world from chemical and biological weapons."
Sorry for the long post, I probably should have done my own, and trackbacked to you...
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AUTHOR: Josh On
EMAIL: josh@futurefarmers.com
IP: 68.164.31.227
URL: http://www.theyrule.net
DATE: 02/16/2003 05:39:57 AM
Tom,
The UN does not represent the weight of world opinion. I wish there was something that did. What it represents in my opinion, is the interests of the richest and most powerful people in each of the constituent nations. And to be more precise, it only really gives force to the five permanent members of the security council. One look at the Ivory Coast, should tell us that they are not acting out of a humanitarian desire, but rather in their own self interest. Where real justice, and change will come from is an organized and committed public. I am I am thinking of the civil rights movement, the Vietnam anti-war movement et al.
We should also remember the 100 000's of Iraqis who have died as a result of the sanctions imposed on Iraq by the UN. After two administrators of this program quit in disgust and dispair, it should tell us something.
No doubt there will be more opportunities to make this decision, next time I hope you march, because we are the checks and balences for the international system! And it is wayy off kilter from my perspective!
Take care...
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AUTHOR: Josh On
EMAIL: josh@futurefarmers.com
IP: 68.164.31.227
URL: http://www.theyrule.net
DATE: 02/16/2003 05:40:20 AM
Tom,
The UN does not represent the weight of world opinion. I wish there was something that did. What it represents in my opinion, is the interests of the richest and most powerful people in each of the constituent nations. And to be more precise, it only really gives force to the five permanent members of the security council. One look at the Ivory Coast, should tell us that they are not acting out of a humanitarian desire, but rather in their own self interest. Where real justice, and change will come from is an organized and committed public. I am I am thinking of the civil rights movement, the Vietnam anti-war movement et al.
We should also remember the 100 000's of Iraqis who have died as a result of the sanctions imposed on Iraq by the UN. After two administrators of this program quit in disgust and dispair, it should tell us something.
No doubt there will be more opportunities to make this decision, next time I hope you march, because we are the checks and balences for the international system! And it is wayy off kilter from my perspective!
Take care...
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 195.92.67.66
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 02/16/2003 11:34:26 AM
Oh, I know exactly what you mean, Tom. I'm sure that your thoughts were also the thoughts of a good many people on the march yesterday. But then, for the sake of clarification, I guess you have to say 'Stop the War' rather than 'Stop Rushing Towards War Without Going Through The Proper Channels and Getting the Full and Unequivocal Backing of the UN First'. This morning, on quiet reflection of yesterday's events, I remain more impressed (stunned? surprised?) that in these politically naive and disinterested days, the UK can actually mobilise millions of people to actively march in protest about something.
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian@humphrey78.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 80.192.208.92
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DATE: 02/16/2003 01:49:40 PM
It is pleasing to see some sense written. The reason that masses marched was because they feel left out of politics and the media does not inform them. It is easier to march and talk about 'morality' than to recognise continued contempt by Iraq for the UN and actually do something. The UN is a talking shop and stringing out decisions an international disease. People only react to directly personal involvement and then look for simplistic solutions on single issues. It is always easier to appease than take action. To expect the UN to suddenly become effective after 50 inglorious years is naive.
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian@humphrey78.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 80.192.208.92
URL:
DATE: 02/16/2003 01:50:24 PM
It is pleasing to see some sense written. The reason that masses marched was because they feel left out of politics and the media does not inform them. It is easier to march and talk about 'morality' than to recognise continued contempt by Iraq for the UN and actually do something. The UN is a talking shop and stringing out decisions an international disease. People only react to directly personal involvement and then look for simplistic solutions on single issues. It is always easier to appease than take action. To expect the UN to suddenly become effective after 50 inglorious years is naive.
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian@humphrey78.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 80.192.208.92
URL:
DATE: 02/16/2003 01:51:11 PM
It is pleasing to see some sense written. The reason that masses marched was because they feel left out of politics and the media does not inform them. It is easier to march and talk about 'morality' than to recognise continued contempt by Iraq for the UN and actually do something. The UN is a talking shop and stringing out decisions an international disease. People only react to directly personal involvement and then look for simplistic solutions on single issues. It is always easier to appease than take action. To expect the UN to suddenly become effective after 50 inglorious years is naive.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.147.67
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/16/2003 04:19:17 PM
But that's why what needs to be done in these circumstances is look at the problems we're having as a reason to work for the empowerment and restructuring of the UN so that it is able to make decisions like this.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.84.223
URL: http://www.freontech.com
DATE: 02/16/2003 07:03:00 PM
Tom, I agree with your final paragraph: I think you misunderstood what a lot of people went on that march for. I was there. It consisted of a broad coalition of ideologies and people from all walks of life, whose sole unifying banner was that they didn't want to see an invasion of Iraq. Beyond that, opinions of people I spoke to differed greatly - some "never" want war waged, some "not yet". But what a turnout. And what a great stand for the will of the people. Short of sabotaging tanks and overthrowing the UK and US governments, I think there is little more that the average subject or citizen can do. To pretentiously paraphrase Shakespeare: those against the war who stayed in bed should feel a little bit ashamed, and hold their manhoods/womanhoods (delete as appropriate) cheap that they didn't march with us on that day.
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AUTHOR: charlie b.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.180.29.27
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/17/2003 01:38:26 AM
I found your comments very interesting Tom, and the responses to them. I don't want to repeat my earlier views about the rights of nations to act in their own interests. It is also the case that people and peoples may wish to see collective action for a common purpose, and to do that through a super-national organisation. The two principles are not at variance, and part of the problem in discussing this subject has been a failure (by governments and commentators) to distinguish national interest, national policy (which might include agreements with other countries), and international requirements. All are operative. However, with respect to the structure of the UN, it is out of the question that the operative principles of the organisation will change, and the countries that take part in the UN process do not leave their national interests and policies behind when they assemble on East 42nd Street. They will all use the UN to defend and advance their national, regional and alliance interests. Thus, as we know, France is seeking to bolster its international importance, and to move Europe away from the US and towards a more coherent bloc of which its is leader. German leaders are seeking to hold on to power after absolutely disastrous, mandate-shattering domestic elections, by playing the one card they have left. Russia is very concerned about the prices its own oil will fetch (central as it is to all its plans), and about is numerous contracts with Iraq. The idea that the arms inspectors need more time is a blind. What are the inspectors to have more time to do? To find concealed weapons (that would trigger UN action)? Or to "control" and "contain" Saddam. The latter I assume. The trouble is that everything the inspectors do (and remember how hard it was to get Saddam to accept them in the first place) depends entirely on the massive US and UK military presence that has been built up in the region. Without it, would there be any cooperation at all? How soon would they be forced to leave? How would Saddam be controlled then? Is it likely he can be trusted without the threat of coercion? Even then, what of the poor Iraqi people? (and I so agree with what you say about tnat) The issue therefore appears to me not to be about the policy of the UN (about which there can be argument, discussion and agreement) but how it is enforced. Any threat of military action depends on the US, the only country with the men, equipment and money to do the job. We cannot surely ask the US to keep a force of 250,000 permanently stationed in the Gulf, at its own expense. There has to come a time when it will be used or not. But I did not receive that message from the protest marches. They did not say "WAR: Not now, but if and when it becomes necessary". No. They said "America=Evil" and "Bush=Hitler" and "War=Oil" and No War, and Make Tea Not War, and No Attack on Iraq. If Bush and Blair followed the demands of the protesters they would immediately disengage all armed forced and remove them from the Gulf. THEN what would the UN do?
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AUTHOR: charlie b.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.180.29.27
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com/
DATE: 02/17/2003 01:39:29 AM
I found your comments very interesting Tom, and the responses to them. I don't want to repeat my earlier views about the rights of nations to act in their own interests. It is also the case that people and peoples may wish to see collective action for a common purpose, and to do that through a super-national organisation. The two principles are not at variance, and part of the problem in discussing this subject has been a failure (by governments and commentators) to distinguish national interest, national policy (which might include agreements with other countries), and international requirements. All are operative. However, with respect to the structure of the UN, it is out of the question that the operative principles of the organisation will change, and the countries that take part in the UN process do not leave their national interests and policies behind when they assemble on East 42nd Street. They will all use the UN to defend and advance their national, regional and alliance interests. Thus, as we know, France is seeking to bolster its international importance, and to move Europe away from the US and towards a more coherent bloc of which its is leader. German leaders are seeking to hold on to power after absolutely disastrous, mandate-shattering domestic elections, by playing the one card they have left. Russia is very concerned about the prices its own oil will fetch (central as it is to all its plans), and about is numerous contracts with Iraq. The idea that the arms inspectors need more time is a blind. What are the inspectors to have more time to do? To find concealed weapons (that would trigger UN action)? Or to "control" and "contain" Saddam. The latter I assume. The trouble is that everything the inspectors do (and remember how hard it was to get Saddam to accept them in the first place) depends entirely on the massive US and UK military presence that has been built up in the region. Without it, would there be any cooperation at all? How soon would they be forced to leave? How would Saddam be controlled then? Is it likely he can be trusted without the threat of coercion? Even then, what of the poor Iraqi people? (and I so agree with what you say about tnat) The issue therefore appears to me not to be about the policy of the UN (about which there can be argument, discussion and agreement) but how it is enforced. Any threat of military action depends on the US, the only country with the men, equipment and money to do the job. We cannot surely ask the US to keep a force of 250,000 permanently stationed in the Gulf, at its own expense. There has to come a time when it will be used or not. But I did not receive that message from the protest marches. They did not say "WAR: Not now, but if and when it becomes necessary". No. They said "America=Evil" and "Bush=Hitler" and "War=Oil" and No War, and Make Tea Not War, and No Attack on Iraq. If Bush and Blair followed the demands of the protesters they would immediately disengage all armed forced and remove them from the Gulf. THEN what would the UN do?
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AUTHOR: Chloe
EMAIL: chloeincommunicado@watermelonpunch.com
IP: 199.224.94.247
URL: http://www.watermelonpunch.com/
DATE: 02/17/2003 02:37:50 AM
This is very much how I feel.
Though I'm not for a war... It DOES have a lot more to do with feeling bullied, embarrassed, and inappropriate.
The people in power in the U.S. these days rarely seem to adequately or accurately represent this American.
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AUTHOR: Frank [American]
EMAIL: frank@fperkins.com
IP: 67.86.58.242
URL: http://www.fperkins.com/news/
DATE: 02/17/2003 03:06:42 AM
Wow.. someone wishes Clinton was back in office. In desperate times, we need a man with absolutely no morals.
As another one of your astute readers pointed out, the march wasn't for peace, but rather an anti-American march. Bush=Hitler?
Does anyone with a half a brain not realize that SH has been a dictator since 1979? He was elected with 100% of the vote in his last election. I guess nobody caught the CNN special about the Iraq citizens that protested against the govt and were taken away and never heard from again.
We deserve the right to defend ourselves and we will do it, with or without the UN. Since when does France represent the common man's point of view? France is afraid that if they make a stand toward terrorism they will be the target of future attacks. I may have lost my mind, but didn't they have one of their oil tankers hit by terrorists?
I'll leave you with this.
"America is often said to be a 'hyper power,' yet our actions are
repeatedly frustrated by an endless train of objections and obstacles.
America has fought distant wars to defend whole continents from a
succession of aggressors, but the beneficiaries of the safety we have
ensured often devote their energies to impeding our efforts to help
others," Hyde said. "We shoulder burdensome responsibilities for the
benefit of the entire globe, but too often we must do so alone."
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AUTHOR: kenny
EMAIL: lopati0@lycos.com
IP: 24.125.21.109
URL:
DATE: 02/17/2003 04:58:20 AM
yeah, i'm kind of ambivalent too :) <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/02/16/weekinreview/16BURN.html">so are iraqis!</a>
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AUTHOR: Mike
EMAIL: mike@coffeecorner.org
IP: 66.140.131.93
URL: http://www.coffeecorner.org
DATE: 02/18/2003 03:13:56 PM
Spot on, and I agree fully. (I was only in the march long enough to get back to my hotel. Ack.)
Here's the crux for me: I agree that the UN should not be flaunted or ignored as an international body. But who is doing the flaunting? Iraq, for its continued lack of compliance with declarations? The UN, for not enforcing the consequences of those declarations? Or the US, who has rushed headlong to enforce its will before the UN can decide?
I don't mean to spin that question towards any particular answer. Frankly, I think it's a bit of all three. But that's the main difference I've seen (re: the UN) between Europe and the US. Over here, it's Iraq that ignores the UN. Over there, it's the US.
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AUTHOR: Sam
EMAIL: miserablebastard@hotmail.com
IP: 80.1.26.113
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 12:42:51 AM
I'd feel more a lot more comfortable with a war against Iraq if it had UN backing, and it would have been hypocritical to march against it.
Can someone tell me what interests the UN was protecting in East Timor and Kosovo?
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URL: http://suckahs.org/links/2003_02.php#001620
IP: 64.247.12.144
BLOG NAME: Suckahs Daily Bookmarks
DATE: 02/19/2003 12:17:38 AM
http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/02/why_i_didnt_go_on_the_stop_the_war_march.shtml
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TITLE: The day in pictures
URL: http://www.thehighrise.org/weblog/archives/2003_02.html#000617
IP: 212.187.158.99
BLOG NAME: thehighrise
DATE: 01/19/2004 06:56:48 PM
Pictures are worth a thousand words, or something like that, so if you don't want to read the reports of...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Google buys Blogger...
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<p>The <i>only</i> news today in the blogosphere is that <a href="http://weblog.siliconvalley.com/column/dangillmor/archives/000802.shtml#000802">Google has bought Blogger</a>. I have an almost infinite amount to say about this subject, but it doesn't look like I'm going to have time to say it for a few days. Apologies...</p>
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AUTHOR: sonia
EMAIL: 9@lifeintheday.co.uk
IP: 12.82.65.30
URL: http://lifeintheday.co.uk
DATE: 02/16/2003 06:22:00 PM
This has got to be the most random thing I've heard today. I still don't know what my opinion of it is, though ...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/17/2003 11:44:34 AM
I have to say I think your feelings on the matter are shared by the majority. Everyone's relieved that this probably means they won't go bust for a while. And everyone's delighted that it'll probably mean that Blogger Pro functionality improves and continues to develop. What other implications it might have... Well, I guess we wait and see...
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AUTHOR: Bart
EMAIL: bart@trabaca.com
IP: 212.27.35.146
URL: http://www.trabaca.com
DATE: 02/17/2003 01:27:53 PM
I take it that Google will eventually integrate Blogger and/or vice-versa and am wondering what this could mean for non-Blogger weblogs.
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AUTHOR: deej
EMAIL: dj@sassylad.co.uk
IP: 217.44.92.212
URL: http://www.sassylad.co.uk
DATE: 02/18/2003 08:02:41 AM
I can't help but feel it's a bad idea, I'm not sure why yet but everything that google has done recently seems to be a step towards the dark side of monopoly - and the takeover of blogger is just another step...
I'll be moving over to my own CMS as soon as my blogger pro subscription is up.
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AUTHOR: Steven
EMAIL: sprice2@worcestershire.gov.uk
IP: 193.128.154.24
URL:
DATE: 02/18/2003 02:10:36 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2775249.stm
The BBC's take on the whole 'Blog' situation. It may enlighten those of you who have yet to catch up with the events mentioned in this post.
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TITLE: �Google compra Blogger?
URL: http://ALT1040.com/archivo/000326.shtml
IP: 205.214.88.56
BLOG NAME: ALT1040
DATE: 02/16/2003 06:01:39 PM
Al parecer Google compr� Pyra, la compa�ia que hace Blogger. No hay mucho que decir, no es noticia confirmada, no hay nota de prensa. Solo un art�culo en un weblog, un post en metafilter y un comentario muy extra�o de Ev. Si es cierto, desde ma�ana en ...
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TITLE: On people who can't smell...
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Health
DATE: 02/18/2003 04:41:24 PM
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<p>Last night I cooked myself a meal on my gas hob. This morning, on the way into work on the bus I became convinced that I hadn't turned the gas off. I had to get off the bus halfway through my journey, find another bus and return home to check. Fourteen hours had passed.</p>
<p>For most people this kind of situation would be unthinkable. If the gas was lit - how many times would I have had an opportunity to notice the flames? If the gas was not lit, how strong must the smell get? How obvious must it have been? Except, of course, that (along with all my other freakishnesses) I have no sense of smell. Or if I do, it's so ludicrously truncated and ineffectual as to be useless. The signals that other people take for granted just aren't present for me.</p>
<p>For the most part, I'm highly suspicious of gas appliances, although it's practically impossible to find a rental flat without them. And if you don't believe that it's a real issue, then I've got an example for you. When I lived with my ex-flatmates Kate and Mella, on at least two separate occasions they returned to the flat to find it stinking of gas. On one occasion the cooking flame had been blown out by a breeze and I simply hadn't noticed. Not getting any heat from the hob, I'd simply assumed it was off. The flat, slowly but surely, had been filling with gas (with me in it) for getting on for fourteen hours. I'd had a terrible headache all day and had no idea why...</p>
<p>Here are some interesting facts (and links) about (and for) people who can't smell (which is known as <I>Anosmia</i>):</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.anosmiafoundation.org/index.shtml">Anosmia Foundation</a><br />
A slightly melodramatic association attempting to get Anosmia considered a disability and taken more seriously as a problem. While clearly not being able to smell does cause difficulties in life (from safety issues, food appreciation and anxiety about personal hygiene), I've never considered it a particularly serious problem. Maybe I should reconsider...
<li> <a href="http://www.maxuk.net/nose.html">Congenital Anosmia Pages</a><br />
Most interesting for its reader feedback, where people talk about their experiences of limited or total lack of smell - the most scary ones being associated with horrific cases of food poisoning and gas leaks. I never eat anything that's even vaguely past its sell-by date, and often throw things away even if they just look a bit dodgy.
<li> <a href="http://hubel.sfasu.edu/courseinfo/SL99/anosmia.html">Dangers and Safety Precautions Related to the Olfactory Dysfunction Anosmia</a><br />
Some interesting points here that I hadn't fully considered: "Household cleaners can be a risk factor because the odor of the chemicals will not be noticed to warn the person that the chemicals are toxic and should be used in a well- ventilated area. Warning labels should be read as a reminder of the chemicals involved in such things as hair products, bathroom and kitchen cleaners, insecticides, etc. Our sense of smell keeps people aware of automotive troubles."
<li> <a href="http://www-surgery.ucsd.edu/ent/DAVIDSON/Pathway/Anosmia.htm">Diagnostic pathways</A><br />
How to diagnose what may have caused anosmia by following a simple flow-chart.
<li> <a href="http://www.cranial-one.com/">The Cranial 1 Quick Sniff</a><br />
Diagnose problems with your sense of smell with this astonishingly weird smell flick-book thing. Every home should have "single-use odor presentations for the testing of olfactory function".
<li> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/anosmia/">Anosmia Yahoogroup</a><br />
An Anosmia mailing list for sufferers and their friends discussing treatments, information and providing support for those who have lost their sense of smell later in life.
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AUTHOR: Nigel
EMAIL: grabcopy@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.168.164
URL: http://www.audiolympics.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/18/2003 09:20:05 PM
I have returned home from the Thelwall Viaduct every day for eight years to switch off my gas. Every day I am 24 minutes late for work.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 130.15.205.179
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 02/18/2003 10:08:02 PM
My sister has no sense of smell too - thanks for the links, I'll forward them her way. She's been to see countless specialists, been put on special diets, etc, but nothing seems to do any good. She still makes me smell her clothes for her before she goes out to make sure they don't stink :p
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AUTHOR: Gert
EMAIL: gert@madmusingsof.me.uk
IP: 81.152.99.36
URL: http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/weblog
DATE: 02/18/2003 10:34:59 PM
My Aunt lost her sense of smell in a car crash about 40 years ago. She is now 82 and my cousins have started worrying about her, and gas (and alcohol, but that's another story). Not unreasonably, she points out to them that she has survived 40 years without smell.
I can smoke in her flat.
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AUTHOR: Marc
EMAIL: marc.bohlmann@epost.de
IP: 80.138.144.182
URL: http://www.bagofgoodies.de
DATE: 02/18/2003 10:47:10 PM
Mmmmm ... shouldn't that gas appliance turn of the gas, once the flames goes off?
At least that's what they do here in Germany.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 195.92.67.75
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 02/18/2003 11:40:38 PM
Just lately, I've become utterly convinced that my bouts of extreme tiredness are due to my gas boiler being unsafe. It's just above my bath, and I have been known to stare at the flame through the little window to see if it's burning too orange or yellow, and not enough blue. In truth, I'm probably just a mild hypochondriac who should get out more, but if no one hears from me for more than three days, please call the following number ...
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: frizzy_logic@hotmail.com
IP: 194.217.194.138
URL: http://frizzy_logic.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 12:11:02 AM
I had almost no sense of smell for as far back as I can remember and was deeply paranoid over the personal hygene issue. Anything else wasn't a problem and it was a considerable advantage in some chemistry lessons.
My sense of smell suddenly and disconcertingly became (initially almost unbearably) acute during the early stages of my second pregnancy and hasn't diminished since.
But is it true what people say about the acuteness of senses of smell and taste being linked? Because I didn't notice any sense in my sense of taste, which I had always regarded as being fine.
I don't, by the way, in any way suggest pregnancy as a cure for anything, let alone anosmia.
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AUTHOR: Ian A
EMAIL: istrada@iprimus.com.au
IP: 211.26.68.3
URL: http://northbysoutheast.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 02:11:28 AM
So when you got back, had you actually left the gas on?
Have you tried strategically placed signage, like say, at the front door, over your pillow etc? Kind of like mobiles that you have to dodge with the message "Have you turned off the gas you smelly bastard?!"
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AUTHOR: Kurisuchan
EMAIL: perretperret@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.194.13
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 03:12:17 AM
I find that my sense of smell is particulary acute when I have a bad hangover... which wasn't always welcome when I lived in a squat in Hackney.
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AUTHOR: Vicky
EMAIL: v@vb.otg
IP: 195.92.168.171
URL: http://www.vodkabird.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 07:00:38 AM
I can empathise with the having to return home to ensure that the gas/iron/whatever hasn't been left on - until one day I actually did leave the iron on all day, and what do you know? The house was still standing. I think it's a case of as you get older you trust your memory less.
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AUTHOR: arseblogger
EMAIL: arseblogger@arseblog.com
IP: 80.58.50.170
URL: http://www.arseblog.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 07:50:41 AM
Might I suggest you invest in a canary, or some other kind of small bird, and leave it perched in the kitchen, in close proximity to your gas hob.
All you need to do in the morning is check and see if the bird is still alive. If it's lying flat on its back on the bottom of the cage, chances are you left the gas on.
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: gths@flat-earth.org
IP: 203.164.7.157
URL: http://grudnuk.com/vm/
DATE: 02/19/2003 07:55:58 AM
This reminds me of that silly old vaudeville joke about the dog with no nose:
"How does he smell then?"
"Terrible!"
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 10:55:59 AM
Typically - obviously, even - I hadn't left the gas on at all. The flat was perfectly intact and non-explosive. I felt like a bit of an idiot, and even more of an idiot when I had to explain why I was forty-five minutes late for work. Still... Never mind... Better that than a huge explosion decimating my neighbours...
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 02/19/2003 11:54:46 AM
Is it true that a lack of/diminished sense of smell is more likely to be a 'male thing', in a similar way that 1 in 4 men are colourblind? Only most men I know can't tell sour milk when it's way past its best, like my partner who always sniffs the milk bottle, even if he's just watched me open it...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 12:04:13 PM
Yup - apparently it is much more common in men than women. God only knows if there's an evolutionary reason for that or if it's a side-effect of something else...
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AUTHOR: Steven
EMAIL: sprice2@worcestershire.gov.uk
IP: 193.128.154.24
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 04:58:45 PM
When you consider that your taste can only differentiate between sour, salt, sweet and bitter and that your smell sense makes up for the rest, I find it hard to grasp the idea of not being able to know what things smell like. Bacon butties for one :p You know what they taste like, but can't enjoy the smell of them. Damn shame, that one. Are there people out there with similar problems but related to no taste (and I don't mean what they wear/listen to/the people they hang out with - or any other oh-so-humourous comments)?
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AUTHOR: Linda Razzell
EMAIL: linda@batwing.co.uk
IP: 62.49.31.155
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2003 12:32:44 AM
I am confused - smell and taste are said to be linked but my partner, who has a dangerous lack of ability to smell (gas, bad food etc )also has a most acute sense of taste, far greater than mine. He was once a chef, and a very good one. I have only known him to identify a smell twice in twenty years - one was pine disinfectant and the other, drains!
How can this be?
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AUTHOR: Steven
EMAIL: sprice2@worcestershire.gov.uk
IP: 193.128.154.24
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2003 09:16:22 AM
With regard to Linda's post "...smell and taste are said to be linked...". The aspect you have to consider is the loss of one sense greatly enhances the others. We all know that when someone loses their sight, the other senses, in particular, Hearing try to compensate for the loss and in most circumstances do so admirably. Therefore, there must be some link with loss of smell (a key sense) and the increase in sensitivity of the taste buds. The human body works in mysterious ways...
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AUTHOR: Simon
EMAIL: ieatspamfortea@minor9th.com
IP: 62.252.0.5
URL: http://www.minor9th.com
DATE: 02/20/2003 10:51:32 AM
This is a bit freaky - I only read this post this morning, but last night I dreamed that I blew up our house by leaving the gas on.
Having said this, I think it's mainly to do with the fact that Transco are building us a moat / putting in new gas pipes outside our house...
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AUTHOR: scott reynen
EMAIL: scott@randomchaos.com
IP: 218.173.146.34
URL: http://weblog.randomchaos.com/
DATE: 02/28/2003 02:05:48 AM
first, i want to say how happy i was to read this post. while i do have some sense of smell, i have very little. it's not something i was even aware of until i was about 20 years old. since then, i've realized that my food preferences are much more texture-oriented than those of most people. i wonder, is this true for other anosmiacs? (i'm so excited to finally learn the word to describe this condition!)
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AUTHOR: latha
EMAIL: steelhearted@indiatimes.com
IP: 219.65.91.48
URL:
DATE: 05/21/2003 09:06:43 AM
I have no sense of smell ever since I remember. Will it affect my child if I conceive?
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AUTHOR: Blue
EMAIL: jjbeckman@bigpond.com.au
IP: 144.139.163.77
URL:
DATE: 12/04/2003 01:12:50 AM
My sense of smell is non existant. I have no memory of ever being able to smell. It wasn't until I was 9 or 10 that I realised I couldn't smell. I was staying with my cousin & couldn't resist putting on some of her nail polish. Even though I hid my nails, she still knew I had it on. I asked her how she knew & she said she could smell it. It does cause me some problems. I have recently bought a house with a gas stove & am a bit worried about leaving the stove on etc.
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AUTHOR: Florence
EMAIL: www.florrence1984@yahoo.com
IP: 216.78.51.137
URL:
DATE: 01/10/2004 12:46:38 AM
I have not been able to smell almost for a year now. That scares me terribly. I wanted to know if there is any treatment to restore my sense of smell. I have tried taking zinc, but it didn't work. Please let me know of any suggestions of how one sense such as a person's sense of smel can be restored if possible.
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AUTHOR: nicole toombs
EMAIL: the1uvbeenwaiting4@yahoo.com
IP: 66.56.205.227
URL:
DATE: 01/12/2004 12:52:35 AM
i am only 17 and ive never had a sense of smell. i fear that when i am to move out on my own that i'll leave my gas on constantly and being a smoker will light myself up in flames. does anyone know of any operations or helpful things i could to do possibly be able to smell again? thanks a million
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AUTHOR: helena
EMAIL: punjabi@hotmail.com
IP: 82.43.210.7
URL:
DATE: 01/25/2004 07:18:35 PM
i have no sence of smell, or touch. I have learnt to get used to it. I think these people should get used to the way they were born too.
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AUTHOR: robert
EMAIL: mrthey@lycos.co.uk
IP: 195.195.164.218
URL:
DATE: 03/02/2004 04:24:40 PM
Hi everyone, My name is Robert Potts. I am a communication student currently researching anosmia for my final project. I am very interested to hear form any anosmics about their experiences of everyday life. Especially congenital anosmiacs conception of what smell actually is, as they have never smelt. I am interested to meet people who might wish to participate in a documentary that explores the loss of the sensory dimension of smell. I am interested to hear from anyone and willing to start correspondance that may help to raise awareness or promote communication between anosmiacs. If you could indicate what country or town you are in this would be greatly appreciated.
Yours faithfully, R
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AUTHOR: Thekken
EMAIL: thekk_suk@yahoo.com
IP: 167.206.189.62
URL:
DATE: 03/05/2004 03:15:37 PM
Anosmiac, I've finally figured out the word to describe my condition. I'm 28 years old, I figured out when I was pretty young that I can't smell a thing. I remember having blocked nostrils all the time and as a matter of fact I still do. Whenever I tell someone that I can't smell they ask me "what!!?? then how do you taste?" I've never felt that smell had anything to do with taste, I do enjoy my food like everybody else but the truth is "yes I can't smell". I knew that this was a disability, but didn't think that this was serious and common enough to be attributed a name, stupid me. Certain points mentioned by some contributors are absolutely true in my case. I dab myself with cologne, deodarant, use mouthwashs' all the time... keep a ready supply of mint on me, all due to the cardinal fear of being unhygienic. My wife does my scouts job of giving me a sniff now and then to see everything's alright. I never thought something was amiss until today when I came across this forum and a chance stumbling on to some related websites.
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AUTHOR: Gail
EMAIL: gailmccall@reachone.com
IP: 216.177.228.116
URL:
DATE: 04/14/2004 03:00:00 AM
This is the first that I ever heard of other people that can't smell. I had surgery last month (3/4/04). My doctor diagnosed a brain tumor by my lack of smell. Everything went well, but I had concerns about not smelling. My concerns are the same as everyone here. It helps to know a little about what other people do to get by too. There are lots of reasons for not smelling. So thanks for the learning experience. Also, I find no connection to lack of smell and lack of taste. I find in my case that I try to taste more to compensate for not smelling. I have people around that help with hygene and safety issues.
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AUTHOR: Lisa
EMAIL: snoogie_woogie@hotmail.com
IP: 65.33.51.87
URL:
DATE: 08/03/2004 04:59:21 AM
I'm 27 I've never had a sense of smell. I've always been okay by this, I forget most of the time. Tonight I started reading about it for the first, anosmia, and it has gotten me thinking. Does it affect my memory? Being sexually attracted to certain people? Would I act differently if I could smell? Would I be more confident in public?
I put on deodorant 3 times a day, used to have friends pick out perfume for me, and occassionally forget that it is bad and clean the bathroom with the door closed. The other day I spent an hour staining an interior door before realizing that I should open the windows. I'm amazed that wood and strawberries (before they are torn open) have a smell.
Robert, if you are still out there I'd be interested in corresponding with you for your documentary. I'm from the US. And for you other people with anosmia, please share more details about your stories! The are so good to hear.
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AUTHOR: Judi
EMAIL: justjudim@telkomsa.net
IP: 155.239.105.35
URL: http://telkom
DATE: 08/15/2004 09:07:40 PM
my friend has anosmia and I feel so sorry for her because I cannot imagine a life without being able to smell! In this day and age, surely this condition can be treated/cured? She does not have a tumor, is not sick/asmathic or have sinus problems, she just cannot smell! She can differentiate between sweet/sour/salty tastes only. Her doctor said she has Calman/ Kalman disease???? I cannot find info on this? Anybody out there who can tell us about this?
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AUTHOR: Marta Kay
EMAIL: mkm221@zoominternet.net
IP: 146.186.63.229
URL:
DATE: 10/21/2004 04:18:00 PM
I had a severe brain injury which in turn I was told that my scent valves were crushed this was in 1991. Is there anything that I can do to mend this, not being able to smell has many disadvantages
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<p>The newly redesigned <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC news</a> launched last night - the redesign being an attempt to keep the basic UI and architecture of the site intact while bringing its design in line with the rest of the BBC. The most substantial change is the shift from a 640px to an 800px wide layout, which has some clearly positive consequences. The available space for the articles themselves is now substantial, but not so wide that your eyes have trouble finding the beginning of the following line. However, the redesign isn't perfect, and if I was forced to pick holes with the way it has been restructured they would be:</p>
<ul>
<li> I miss the news being in one column. The single column format - much like the weblog format - highlights chronology, promotes the idea that the material is novel, cutting-edge, breaking news. Having three news stories grouped at the top is an interesting shift with one obvious advantage - it allows them to decide what story demands the most emphasis rather than which story is simply the most timely. Unfortunately it now feels more like feature-content than news content.
<li> The internal home-pages (cf. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/default.stm">Scotland</a>) don't seem different enough from section to section. It's quite easy to get disoriented within the structure of the site - as if you were in a huge building where all the rooms looked the same. I think this problem could be very simply resolved by sizing-up the signage (increasing the size of the page-heading alone would probably help considerably).
<li> The "good recent features" bar that spreads horizontally across the front page and sectional home-pages (three pictures with taster-copy on a beige background) produces some HTML layout issues. Primarily, it restricts what you can place in the top section of the third content column. The <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/default.stm">Education</a> section has a prime example of the problems it can cause. There's too much copy inside it, which is pushing the horizontal bar down the page, leaving a block of white space in the middle of the central content columns. And if you limit the length of the text on that side, you can end up with nasty gaps of white space there as well. It might not sound like much of an issue, but I wonder what it looks like with text-zooming on or unorthodox font-sizes.
<li> Fundamentally, my main issue is that there's clearly more screen real-estate available but there doesn't appear to be the same amount of actual <i>news</i> on the page. I suppose the only way to do that would be to measure the area of all the illustrative images, the number of stories linked to and the number of characters spent on the page on the stories involved. Has anyone got the time to do this?
</ul>
<p>What are your thoughts on the BBC News redesign? Leave a comment here and then head over to the discussion taking place over at <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/23685">Metafilter</a>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Anthony
EMAIL: afinucane@o2.ie
IP: 62.254.167.3
URL: http://antoglitterball.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:20:09 PM
I really like the BBC site, but the only downside I can see in the new version is that it doesn't validate to HTML or XHTML. I would have thought that the beeb would have been aware of the importance of such validation for accessibility issues etc. But all in all it's a great site. Yet again the beeb surpases the rest. [Also have a look <a href="http://forum.createonline.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2046">here</a> for some web designers views to the new look!]
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AUTHOR: Anthony
EMAIL: afinucane@o2.ie
IP: 62.254.167.3
URL: http://antoglitterball.blogspot.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:20:36 PM
I really like the BBC site, but the only downside I can see in the new version is that it doesn't validate to HTML or XHTML. I would have thought that the beeb would have been aware of the importance of such validation for accessibility issues etc. But all in all it's a great site. Yet again the beeb surpases the rest. [Also have a look <a href="http://forum.createonline.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2046">here</a> for some web designers views to the new look!]
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AUTHOR: buttercup
EMAIL: buttercup@kaius.com
IP: 217.33.194.194
URL:
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:23:54 PM
Tom said: "but I wonder what it looks like with text-zooming on or unorthodox font-sizes."
Not that they've used resizable fonts. Their reasoning is a little shaky on this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2778423.stm
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: marcus@neverthink.com
IP: 216.40.52.20
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:32:49 PM
I can't believe that in 2002 they've replaced the old design with another fixed-size table-based layout. BBC News is a site that clearly lends itself to a liquid layout with CSS positioning. Ngh.
That aside, first impressions are good. Information is more clearly laid out and generally more visually accessible than before.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:45:39 PM
I have mixed feelings about it. Like you, Tom, I think the double column layout decreases the 'prominence' of news items, although I don't think it's really correct to assume they used to put the newest story on top. I don't like the features bar across the middle (I think it breaks the flow). And I also think that the site simply looks like it has less news on it, whether that's true or not. But comparing it to some other news providers, it's still fairly successful and the new layout works fine on my machine, so I can't be too nasty.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 192.146.136.129
URL: http://www.gaygeeks.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 01:51:52 PM
Yuck! The new look is awful; headlines with no detail behind them. The new look is suspiciously similar to cnn.com, but less readable. And CNN isn't exactly the model to be following at the moment anyway: it is losing ground heavily to Fox news (www.foxnews.com) which has a website with more detail about more headlines on its front page.
This is the nail in BBC News' coffin for me; I already thought their previous format was too heavy on images and sensational junk, and switched to the Times (www.timesonline.co.uk) which has lots of detail.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/19/2003 02:39:36 PM
Re: validation... it doesn't help that they have no encoding type and their DOCTYPE line isn't capitalised correctly. So the W3C validator can't even tell how to validate the page.
They seem to have cunningly set the page width to be two words wider than my browser window.
I like the extra width for reading stories but I don't like the two columns of headlines on index pages. They're both the same weight and importance so my eye doesn't know where or how to browse. With a single column there's only one way - down.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 02/19/2003 02:41:05 PM
And Jesus, credit me with some intelligence and let me use paragraphs in my comments will you!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/19/2003 04:39:58 PM
Just a reminder to some people... If you want to say something off-topic, then could you please do it by e-mail rather than on the site. Thanks very much.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://bobzilla.co.uk/weblog
DATE: 02/19/2003 05:55:50 PM
Ooh. Saucer of milk! Back on topic (ahem) I don't think *detail* is necessarily the key, but clarity. I just don't really know what to look at when I load the BBC news page any more; nothing particularly stands out to my eye.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@chachacha.co.uk
IP: 213.52.140.99
URL: http://www.chachacha.co.uk
DATE: 02/19/2003 09:08:19 PM
No matter what you think of Fox News or its website, remember that it's not news - they deal in 'fair and balanced' opinion, not news.
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AUTHOR: Rob
EMAIL: blog@robertandrews.co.uk
IP: 62.252.32.6
URL: http://www.robertandrews.co.uk
DATE: 02/19/2003 11:04:18 PM
First of all, I like the design; in general, it's a huge improvement over the previous incarnation, which was showing its age. V3/800 is more elegant, cleaner and more in keeping with much of the rest of BBCi's pages.
Secondly, whilst the design is obviously finalised, you should allow some leeway for transition and adaptation to that design on the first day of the new look. The issue you raised re: white space down to the central content bar is one staff are aware of and will certainly overcome. I don't see much of a problem on the index as it stands <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/default.stm">now</a>.
I don't think anyone is disputing that the top story plus the lower two continue to constitute the top three stories in the news agenda. If there is one thing, however, it's the reduced prominence of stories below this placing (ie. top right, flowing to bottom left depending on index), which don't now carry a standfirst in addition to their new, smaller type size.
But generally I'm wholly supportive - the new layout allows for much more promotion of material and is a great leap forward after many months of work.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: denise
EMAIL: hello@styledeficit.com
IP: 62.30.114.135
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2003 08:02:41 AM
I agree with Bobbie. Looking at it from the most basic level, nothing stands out and i don't know where to look first. The central column on all the pages seems to bash into the column on the right. The kerning on the right compared to the text in the centre also seems different and it's just too much detail trying to compete with the main story.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 62.171.198.5
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 02/20/2003 10:45:28 AM
Ah. I couldn't care less. I read it via RSS!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Bart
EMAIL: bart@trabaca.com
IP: 80.11.117.166
URL: http://www.trabaca.com
DATE: 02/20/2003 11:57:43 AM
I was actuallly thinking the same thing Seldo said about the new design now being CNN-esque. The primary reason why I go to Salon.com for news is that there's one column that lists all the important headlines one after the other in chronological order. I'm always rather frustrated by CNN.com because it's nearly impossible to tell what's new and what isn't. I'd have to go through all the individual categories (World, U.S., Entertainment, Technology...) instead of just one. Salon does use multiple columns, but they're clearly divided into navigation, current news, and a less-frequently updated features columns. I also noticed that the new BBC site didn't ask me if I'm in the UK or not, but that could just be because there's a cookie on this computer (I'm at my school's computer lab) that I'm not aware of.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@magnetbox.com
IP: 209.98.64.2
URL: http://www.magnetbox.com
DATE: 02/20/2003 03:01:33 PM
The comment I am wondering about is this "as a result, there'll be less scrolling" quote from the editor. Are they basing the user's desire to not scroll on some sort of real data or testing, or is this a hunch or decision made by a designer/boss?
Will there be a "Glass Wall 2: Electric Boogaloo" that goes into details such as their usability issues?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@magnetbox.com
IP: 209.98.64.2
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2003 03:06:18 PM
In regards to sending off-topic things via e-mail, I have an off-topic thing, but I literally cannot find your e-mail address anywhere on your site.
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AUTHOR: Martin Conaghan
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 02/20/2003 03:07:50 PM
I've knocked out a quick example of how this could look over at <a href="http://www.copydesk.co.uk/archive/2003_02_16_index.shtml#90348654">The Copydesk</a>.
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: systemattic@mac.com
IP: 213.210.21.170
URL:
DATE: 02/20/2003 05:03:03 PM
RE: CNN-esque redesign. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't BBC News Online originally modelled on CNN.com? It seems that there's always been a resemblence between the two and this latest redesign is merely the Beeb following suit.
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DATE: 02/19/2003 02:21:20 PM
BBC News Online launches its redesign. It's wider. Tom weighs in, as does Metafilter. Oh, and this was amusing: hi
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TITLE: Here is the News
URL: http://musak.curnow.org/entries/000802.shtml
IP: 66.33.213.10
BLOG NAME: Listen to Musak
DATE: 02/23/2003 03:59:45 AM
The BBC has redesigned its news website. To me, it is one of the best news sites around and all done without any advertising.
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<p>There's a great big thing in my head at the moment - all conceptual and wiggling - that I've been trying to write all day. So far, no luck. I'm stuck about two-thirds of the way through. So to pass the time, here's a few links from around the web that I've been meaning to write up for ages.</p>
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<li> Not only has <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal redesigned</a>, but he's also put in place a wide variety of CSS skins. You can now get your Cal experience in <a href="http://v8.iamcal.com/?preview_sheet=kottke.css">kottke</a>, <a href="http://v8.iamcal.com/?preview_sheet=b3ta.css">b3ta</a> or <a href="http://v8.iamcal.com/?preview_sheet=plasticbag.css">plasticbag</a> flavours...
<li> Next month at the ICA: <a href="http://www.ica.org.uk/index.cfm?articleid=11526">Grant Morrison in Conversation</a>. From the programme, "The night kicks off with Morrison in conversation. The discussion will focus on the form, content and history of comic books."
<li> Along the lines of my BBC On this Day feature comes <a href="http://macdaraconroy.com/archive/2003/02/alterations.html">Macdaraconroy's Word of the Day bar</a> using Movable Type date formatting to make the link.
<li> Co-inspiration for much of my initial enthusiasm with web stuff, <a href="http://www.powazek.com">Derek Powazek</a> has just redesigned <a href="http://fray.com/">fray.com</a>. It's a really nice new look - my only anxiety being that the colour scheme seems coincidentally to suit the most recent entry on the site. I don't know how good it will look with more disparate material...
<li> I got <a href="http://www.freeview.co.uk/index.html">Freeview</a>! At home! Extra channels of mostly mediocre less-than-yummy not-very-goodness, but a few (BBC3, BBC4, BBC News 24) definitely worth the price of the box. And no monthly fee. Good job.
<li> And finally... <a href="http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/">Blah, blah, blah, weapons of mass destruction</a>, <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/x2/02/">New X-men 2 trailer</a>, <a href="http://www.zooleika.org.uk/tech/web/heisenblog.html">good commentary on the lazyweb</a>, <a href="http://danhon.com/articles/archive/000403.shtml">Dan Hon on the Inflection Point</a>, <a href="http://www.wigu.com/shop/notapotato.html">Ceci n'est ce pas une potato</a>...
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TITLE: The Ostrich of Journalism...
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DATE: 02/21/2003 03:43:51 PM
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<p>God what a stupid article. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2786761.stm">What a profoundly stupid article</a>. I mean let's not even start with the condemnation of <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> as the closest thing to an online Superpower, because while there may be some truth to it, at the moment it's pretty much just unsubstantiated scare-mongering. But reopening the 'weblogs as journalism' debate again? Now that really is stupid. Particularly if you're not going to make any effort to look past the obvious towards a slightly more nuanced and intelligent reaction. For god's sake, internet expert, push it a little <i>further</i>.</p>
<blockquote>"Blogging is not journalism. Often it is as far from journalism as it is possible to get, with unsubstantiated rumour, prejudice and gossip masquerading as informed opinion. Without editors to correct syntax, tidy up the story structure or check facts, it is generally impossible to rely on anything one finds in a blog without verifying it somewhere else - often the much-maligned mainstream media. </blockquote>
<p>Now I have no interest in getting involved in this "are they" / "aren't they" debate - except to repeat my scandalous assertion that in fact news journalism is etymologically a subset of "journalism" - ie. journal writing - making news journalism in many ways a 'special case' / subset of weblogging. But I have to be honest, the idea that the limit of this whole debate could be 'are weblogs going to replace journalism' - well it pisses the crap out of me. Because while some journalists are sitting around complaining about about how you can't trust anything you read unless it's had an editor to correct the grammar, the actually <i>interesting and significant</i> debates are being totally ignored.</p>
<p>These are the debates about what effect an empowered and vocally reactive readership might have on journalism, or the debates about the implications of the huge traffic peaks that can happen when all of webloggia turns your way. These are the debates about how incredibly useful and important it would be to gauge statistically which news stories actually <i>do</i> matter to people, and what it means when hundreds of thousands of people decide to take the news they've been given and <i>do something with it</i> - push it further, do their own research - on occasion refusing or challenging the initial piece. How would that change the job of a journalist? What effect would that have, <i>will</i> that have, in two / five / twenty years? </p>
<p>In fact while these journalists are busy shoring up their own defences neurotically against the unlikely threat of freelance weirdos like myself putting them out of a job, they're studiously resisiting every opportunity to actually <i>interact</i> with this huge distributed community.</p>
<p>This kind of facile superficial reaction would be totally acceptable if it came from well-established print journalists unfamiliar with what's emerging online. But from technology journalists it smacks of disgruntlement, paranoia and a profound refusal to think past the most obvious conclusion they come to. These are individuals who have been told by some idiot at a dinner party once that their industry is under attack and have decided it's time to put these "upstarts" in their place.</p>
<p>The whole thing is based on a really simple misconception - they keep viewing each individual weblog as if it was competing with the New York Times. But instead of doing that, they should be looking at how hundreds of thousands of (proper media) readers have completely shifted from passive reception of news to repurposing it, commenting upon it and - on occasion - challenging it... If they don't do <i>that</i>, if they don't shift from building defences to looking for the opportunities, then they really <i>are</i> going to be put out of a job - not because they've been squeezed out by other webloggers, but because some other companies (maybe even that tiny <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> start-up everyone's talking about) will find some way to do it first and do it better...</p>
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AUTHOR: Richard
EMAIL: ry1@caspianpublishing.co.uk
IP: 217.150.100.73
URL:
DATE: 02/21/2003 05:06:10 PM
C'mon, your over-defensive attitude towards "print journalists" just makes your case look weak. I'm a magazine editor and the reason my readers can trust me more than you isn't because I'm published on dead trees and you glide effortless through the ether, unbounded by conventional ties and in connection with the power of the hive brain. They trust me because I spend all my time investigating the very specific topics they're interested in and I have very few chances to say things to them (once a month), so I only say the most interesting things, not everything, whether I've thought it through or not. Which in this case, you haven't. Tsk, talk about tarring us all with the same brush...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/21/2003 05:34:09 PM
Ok - you couldn't <i>get</i> more illustrative of my point here. Firstly, I'm not in any way 'tarring you all with the same brush'! I specifically talk about how <i>this</i> article is stupid and evidences a lack of thought about the relationship between weblogs and mainstream print media, that 'some journalists' don't know what they're talking about, that it's something that <i>technology</i> journalists should have thought about in more depth. Secondly, I've delivered papers on this very subject to several institutions, including the BBC, so caricaturing my engagement with this issue as 'gliding through the ether' or suggesting I'm not thinking it through seriously is profoundly misguided of you - and, I might add, exactly the kind of 'we don't need to bother about this stuff' attitude that infuriates me. Thirdly, to suggest that I don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to journalists is just untrue - I'm an ex-journalist with training and experience in both online and print writing and editing. Finally your personal attempts at 'thinking it through' has managed to miss the entire point of my piece in the first place, which is that weblogs individually <i>aren't</i> journalism - that question's boring and trivial (and frankly old). But by saying 'weblogs aren't journalism' and leaving it at that, the arguments about what it <i>is</i> and how it could be useful or interesting to mainstream publishers are ignored. And there's a hell of a lot of scope there - scope that Google have noticed, even if you haven't...
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@longmans.net
IP: 62.190.236.241
URL: http://longmans.net/blog
DATE: 02/21/2003 05:36:21 PM
The irony of this simplistic BBC article is that a large part of it is lifted straight out of an <a href="http://www.google-watch.org/bigbro.html">article</a> that did the rounds of the blogosphere a week or so ago, and which goes uncredited. At least most bloggers have the courtesy of acknowledging their sources.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/21/2003 05:50:06 PM
In addition, I believe google-watch was set up by someone whose attempts to spam google were suppressed, leading to a subsequent court case in which Google's position was supported. The man who wrote that mantra last week clearly has an axe to grind. The fact that the BBC article reuses its arguments so naively is, I'm afraid, very definitely not the mark of someone undertaking careful, thorough research.
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AUTHOR: arseblogger
EMAIL: arseblogger@arseblog.com
IP: 80.58.50.170
URL: http://www.arseblog.com
DATE: 02/21/2003 07:14:19 PM
<i>and you glide effortless through the ether</i>
That would be 'effortlessly'.
Thank god for sub-editors, eh?
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AUTHOR: david
EMAIL: david33@yahoo.com
IP: 66.168.231.50
URL:
DATE: 02/22/2003 08:18:00 AM
Hmm, I thought the article was dead on, and your reaction to it seems to support my opinion. Thanks for the link.
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AUTHOR: Peter
EMAIL: peter@nakedblog.com
IP: 62.31.71.100
URL: http://www.nakedblog.com
DATE: 02/22/2003 10:43:23 AM
Very well put, Tom. I particularly like the way you distinguish between individual weblogs and the aggregation. If there's anyone left who still doesn't understand the difference then they really aren't trying.
I too have written extensively for the national press, and I find, frankly, that the two main things editors are interested in are that (a) your piece isn't libellous, and (b) you've spelled proper names correctly. "Mistakes" (if any) simply provide fuel for the letters column!
I see commentators such as Burchill (high on opinion, low on hard content), as being probably the first to go, as this is already a very successful branch of weblogging.
I think "effortless" is OK for gliding. Poetic.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: websurfing@frostbytei.com
IP: 67.34.83.82
URL: http://frostbytei.com/sight/
DATE: 02/22/2003 05:43:44 PM
As Peter said, very well put. Your article itself was a perfect example of how webloggers use their medium to challenge the news out there. Sad some people can't grasp that.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Ben James
EMAIL: ben@blogtastic.com
IP: 80.193.54.123
URL: http://www.blogtastic.com
DATE: 02/22/2003 07:46:56 PM
The reaction to Thompson's article has made me think... The blogosphere is more than just a network for the passage of news and thought; it's a growing, evolving creature which is passing the test of natural selection with flying colours. We all know how quickly and strongly blogging is growing, and here we're seeing how well-adapted it is to fending off intellectual attack. The blogosphere is a well-oiled, distributed yet closely connected, self-regulating yet intellectually frontier-pushing, thought machine.
Traditional journalism is not extinct; it still serves important purposes. But blogging is far from being confined to a niche.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.44
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 02/23/2003 12:47:19 PM
I think you�re expressing a personal and specialised interest which doesn�t have a wider factual basis. You won�t change the power established journalism has with an etymological fine point, and I doubt if blogging will either. Your words are more rhetoric than fact. Specifically, who are the �empowered and vocally reactive readership� who do their own research? It�s a great idea and I wish it were true. There are a few about, but not many. As with the WWW, so with blogdom: the signal to noise ratio is quite high and most blogs revolve around relatively trivial content or specialised personal interests. Why would a journalist or media house be interested in interacting with that, especially when their research is generally far more rigorous? They have the time, the contacts and the resources. Most blogs are a different kind of activity. They�re like an interactive personal column, and that�s what they�re good at.
I don�t think there�s an attitude of �putting upstarts in their place�, because the establishment has nothing to fear. I think that�s a personal comment that�s not generally applicable. Repurposing and challenging the established news? Again, great idea and I wish it were happening. But it�s not; that�s not what most blogs do, except maybe in a very cursory way like a conversation in a pub. The aggregation thing is an interesting point but I�m not sure it fits your idea because what, exactly, is aggregated? I don�t think it�s an ideological or political force. I sense that it�s more about fashion than critical thinking.
Enthusiasm for blogging is one thing, but it has to be based on facts rather than (laudable) ideals that are not borne out. When the �net first appeared people had a similar kind of aspiration � it was going to transform society etc. It didn�t, and it rapidly became a commercialised medium. I liked those original ideals � I still do � but on the whole, they are not borne out and I have to acknowledge that fact.
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AUTHOR: Daniel Brandt
EMAIL: info@google-watch.org
IP: 24.206.82.97
URL: http://www.google-watch.org
DATE: 02/23/2003 05:19:11 PM
Tom Coates has it wrong. Google Watch was started by me. The guy who got penalized by Google is from SearchKing. There is no connection between us.
A journalist would have checked out something like this, but bloggers don't bother. My phone number is on my home page, along with my email.
Bill Thompson's piece is right on. Even if he was partially inspired by my site, so what? He gave Google Watch a link in the sidebar. Even if he didn't, I'd have no problem with his piece. He speaks the truth, and that's all that matters.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.124.106
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/23/2003 10:08:16 PM
Apologies Daniel - it's true I have no evidence to link you to the SearchKing gentleman. I wouldn't write something like that in the body of a piece without checking it thoroughly - it was ill-judged of me to not be as thorough in the comments...
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: systemattic@mac.com
IP: 80.194.214.174
URL:
DATE: 02/23/2003 11:10:17 PM
Daniel, while Tom may have got his facts wrong, it seems that he's right to suggest that 'you have an axe to grind'. Is it true that the motives behind your Google Watch site are not to seek the truth for the benefit of all web users, but to discredit Google and its technologies as a <a href="http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2002/08/29/google_watch/?x">personal revenge</a> against Google giving you a lowly PageRank? If this is the case, then your plan is working, and just when bloggers are unsure over whether the Google/Blogger deal is a good or bad thing, it couldn't have been executed at a better time. I wonder if Bill Thompson was aware of your motives when he appropriated your accusations into his piece for the BBC, or maybe he didn't bother to check.
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AUTHOR: Daniel Brandt
EMAIL: info@google-watch.org
IP: 24.206.82.97
URL: http://www.google-watch.org
DATE: 02/24/2003 02:05:08 AM
The Salon piece was an ambush. Most of my interview with the "reporter" was about my privacy concerns with Google, which turned into an article that was mostly about how "Mr. Anti-Google" doesn't like his rankings.
For a better piece about what makes me tick, try this link: www.pressaction.com/pablog/archives/000839.html
My main site, www.namebase.org, does okay in Google.
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://bobzilla.co.uk/weblog
DATE: 02/24/2003 12:24:58 PM
Well, the article seems to be something of a bash-out if you ask me: it's really two different pieces (both of which seem half-baked) that really have little in common.
Firstly, the writer seems miffed about people saying 'blogging is the new journalism'. As both a journalist with a national UK newspaper and a regular blogger over the past two or three years, I am so tired of this argument that I've worn myself out. Blogging *relies* on journalism; blogs don't (and can't) challenge news media; they can't even give you much of a lead on breaking stories (especially since they draw their breaking news from traditional platforms).
As for Google's 'power' that's another thing entirely: something worth investigating, of course, but surely worth investigating more thoroughly and with dedication - not swiftly and simply.
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AUTHOR: Bill Thompson
EMAIL: bill@andfinally.com
IP: 80.1.205.171
URL: http://www.andfinally.com
DATE: 02/25/2003 08:21:57 AM
It's been fascinating to see the discussion generated by my BBCi article. I'm sorry that Tom thinks I'm profoundly stupid, but (as you might expect) I disagree with him :-)
Couple of minor points: I did bother to research Google Watch, Matt, because that's what I do. But just because someone is against something doesn't mean that their claims should be discounted, and I was disturbed by the almost entirely complimentary coverage of Google online.
I've written a lot about privacy policies and the difference between the US self-regulatory approach and the EU model. I prefer the EU model, and I think that Google should be accountable for the data it holds about me and millions of others. Someone has to start challenging the sacred cow.
As for blogging, I admit that I knew that what I wrote was going to stir things up, but I was provoked to re-enter the debate by the frankly silly things that were being said about Google buying Pyra.
I teach a class in online journalism (yes - I get to infect young minds with this stuff too!) and we'd had a long discussion about the question, so I'd been mulling it over.
However I agree entirely with Tom that there is a far, far more interesting debate to be had here - as long as we can agree on the distinction between what happens on sites like this and what happens on Guardian.co.uk, BBCi and other sites. And yes, of course this includes more than just news journalism.
I'm interested in how journalism changes and in looking for opportunities rather than building defences.
I have felt for some time that 'blogging' is as contested a term as 'new media' and one that has outlived its real usefulness. The range of weblogs, the different motivations of those writing online, the capabilities of the tools used, all mean that there are as many ways to use a blog as there are to use a piece of paper. Some will use print to publish well-researched news stories that threaten the powerful, some will write pamphlets, others lies and libels. We do not have to treat it all alike, and I'll stop doing that in the hope that everyone else does too.
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
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DATE: 02/25/2003 04:03:09 PM
Ok Bill, but we're all dying to know your thoughts on this:
If blogging isn't journalism, why is your column at BBC News called 'Bill Blog'?
I take it you don't class yourself as a journalist then?
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Bill seems to be suggesting that if you don't work for the BBC or a big publication then the opinion you express in your weblog isn't informed and therefore worthless.
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DATE: 02/22/2003 01:14:31 PM
Bill Thomson has written a piece for the BBC about Google being a bit too powerful. I've written something similar
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DATE: 02/26/2003 04:55:26 PM
Had Bill Thompson proposed giving Saddam Hussein a Nobel Peace Prize, he would have probably been given an easier time
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DATE: 02/27/2003 12:47:45 PM
En av flera reaktioner p� Bill Thompsons artikel om Google, denna g�ng kritisk: "the idea that the limit of this
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<p>This is a post about why mainstream content publishers shouldn't host weblogs on their sites - and the special circumstances under which they might be able to make it work. Firstly the reasons why they shouldn't do it:</p>
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<li> If you have an established and authoritative brand associated with the fact-checked information that you publish, you run the risk of diluting that image by having your logo or URL associated with content published by members of the general public.
<li> This is much less of a problem with discussion forums and community sites than it is with weblogs, because weblogs can use any voice they like (from authoritative to playful) and mostly don't need to allow any means of conversational redress from other users - ie. it's easier to confuse a weblog with the brand's main content.
<li> There is also an associated problem (familiar to anyone hosting user-generated content) with legal liability - it's considerably easier to remove a legally dubious post from a discussion board than it is from a weblog, because webloggers view (with reason) the space as essentially <i>theirs</i>, and immune from intervention from on-high.
<li> There is no reason to assume that being in the position to encourage the take-up of weblogging will mean that you'll keep the ones you <i>want</i> to keep using your service. In fact:
<ol>
<li> The longer someone has been weblogging, and the more invested they are in it, the more likely it is that they're going to want to get a domain name of their own.
<li> These same people are also likely to want to use extended functionality at some point and will probably try and move to a dedicated application or provider who can more adequately fulfil their weblogging needs.
<li> A dedicated long-term weblogger may not wish to be associated with the brand of your service any more and may choose to leave.
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<li> The effect of this is that dedicated, popular and authoritative webloggers will leave your service, leaving behind only new webloggers, and abandoned or 'low-quality' sites.
<li> And the final reason not to host weblogs is that there's no need to do so. If you publish compelling and blog-worthy content on your site then it'll get just as much take-up in webloggia as if you were hosting the weblogs themselves.
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<p>Now the special cases - the ways to approach something like this if you're determined to do it:</p>
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<li> There's value and utility in the information you can glean out of a database of people's weblog posts. These can help inform editorial decisions and make it possible to spot emerging news / public interest stories. This information (and the multiple ways it can be used within your site) is simply valuable. If you have an established brand, you are more likely to be able to get a decent amount of it.
<li> Probably the best way to implement it after this stage, then, is to use an associated brand and publicise it heavily on your main site. That way you're putting in that element of distance that stops you being quite so heavily associated with what is written, while still reaping the benefits from it...
<li> And to counter natural migration from your service (indeed to capitalise upon it and monetise it) then:
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<li> Firstly, make it possible for your webloggers not only to leave, but also to <i>come back</i>. People resent being put into a position where they are 'trapped' into using only one personal publishing tool, and may publicise this as a reason not to use the service in the first place.
<li> Secondly, give them a clear upgrade path - give them various levels of functionality which they can move between. You can try and monetise this if you wish. If the functionality is good enough, people <i>will</i> pay.
<li> Thirdly, use the fact that your running a high-profile publishing business as an opportunity to reward the weblogs you host that you think are particularly good. This is a hell of an incentive to be 'one of the fold'.
<li> Fourthly, not only don't try and force people to stay within your design and branding, but make it possible for people to migrate from the branded presence completely. Many webloggers will want (at some point) to purchase a domain name of their own and get more powerful server functionality and access, but many won't know how to approach this kind of stuff. If you can build mechanisms to keep this process as simple and as easy as possible, then you can keep your webloggers happy, keep them using your service, and in the process get a cut on the price of the domain name, charge for the enhanced hosting (or the removal of adverts, if you've used them) and you still have access to the content they're producing.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
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DATE: 02/23/2003 12:02:00 PM
I'm speaking purely from an editorial, rather than a technical, point of view - but I think one of the special circumstances under which mainstream content publishers *should* host blogs (although I'm much against the idea too) is if they can provide something that others do not - plug a hole in the market, as it were. I think (and here's the biased bit) that the BBC, as a public service corporation, should be expected to do that - see, for instance (and cue even more bias) the BBC's weblog on what's happening in and around disability and the media. Who else is going to do something like that? (oh, http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/weblog/ since you ask) Personally, I'd like to see the Beeb doing more weblogs that cover 'unpopular' and less immediately fashionable areas.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.124.106
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 02/23/2003 12:30:15 PM
I think I'm specifically talking about content publishers hosting weblogs for the general public (like Blogspot). I think mainstream publishers using weblogs as a cheap form for journalists to publish niche interest stuff is a really really good idea.
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AUTHOR: David Brake
EMAIL: david@davidbrake.org
IP: 62.30.164.182
URL: http://blog.org/
DATE: 02/24/2003 09:05:11 AM
I can see no reason whatever that a media organization should host weblogs - at least not for journalistic reasons. You say, "there's value and utility in the information you can glean out of a database of people's weblog posts. These can help inform editorial decisions and make it possible to spot emerging news / public interest stories." - but you can get that simply by encouraging your journalists to keep up with the blogosphere out there. No need to host it yourself.
The only exception would be someone like the BBC who might host weblogs not for journalistic reasons but to fill a gap for public interest reasons. Blogger/Blogspot seems to be doing a pretty good job of that though and thanks to Google they will probably do an even better job in future.
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AUTHOR: filchyboy
EMAIL: christopher@safersex.org
IP: 64.30.194.235
URL: http://safersex.org
DATE: 02/25/2003 06:17:55 AM
I think it is safe to say that vested interests make such a scheme at least, beneficial. Both the vendor and the client have a vested interest in the initiation of the relationship.
The vendor gets a downstream client to receive the vendor's data and the client gets the opportunity to use weblog tools and the access to the "community". After that the issue becomes managing the relationship. The vendor has the more strenuous position and so must excert more effort to maintain a relationship, and potential upstream revenue.
I would suggest that it is the job of the vendor to actively maintain that relationship. If the vendor chooses not to actively maintain that relationship then they have no business, at least to my understanding, in getting involved in the blog space in the first place.
As Tom points out, the clients' relationship is far more malleable. In fact over time there will be classes of bloggers which must be matched with the appropriate tools sets. If the vendor can maintain such tool sets and incentivize to the needs of the writer then the vendor may maintain his downstream.
As an example, Amazon has quite a vested interest in hosting blogs. One of the most popular topics in the blogosphere is books and music. If Amazon were to present a space for hosting weblogs along with a tool set that fully supports the wealth of data available in Amazon's databases, quick and easy referal linking to books and other products with full access to sales reports, accounting, access to periodic review copies, complete outline support, etc. it stands to reason that the needs of writers and the needs of the merchant will coincide.
Surely now you can come close to what I describe using a combination of interfaces built for google or amazon with what the firms have made available to developers. But if Amazon were to use their own team to build tools upon which writers can ply their trade it could prove to be quite beneficial to both parties.
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<p>Depressingly, at some point it looks like I'm going to be compelled to go for the full separate link-log option, but at the moment you're just going to have to make-do with the annotated lists that I slap up every so often...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.thinksecret.com/news/safaritabbedbrowsing.html">Safari to get tabbed browsing</a><br />
If you're a fan of tabbed browsing, then this article (which includes scary looking pictures) is interesting, if not entirely reassuring. Positive feature: 'x' on each tab allows you to close it. Negative feature: apparently an entirely new form of tab style - hanging downwards from the URL.
<li> Daypop <a href="http://www.daypop.com/burst/">Wordbursts</a> & <a href="http://www.daypop.com/blogrank/">Top Blogs</a><br />
Two new toys from the daypop crew today. Wordbursts is the more interesting of the two - following on from the <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993405">New Scientist article about trend-spotting in webloggery</a> from a few days back. I don't know that such a shallow analysis will reveal any particularly huge trends at this stage, but there's no denying that it could in the long-term. The 'Top Blogs' thing is more notable for the internal Google-style weighting system - the more heavily linked-to a weblog is, the greater its 'page-rank' and in turn the more effect its links have. It's an interesting approach, but one I have to think in more depth.
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plasticbag: "The 'Top Blogs' thing is more notable for the internal
Google-style weighting system - the more heavily linked-to a weblog is,
the greater its 'page-rank' and in turn the more effect its links
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<p>Over on kottke.org at the moment there's a piece by Jason on <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/02/030226to_google_or.html">Google's response to verbing</a>. The story goes like this - there's an entry on Wordspy for a the verb <a href="http://www.wordspy.com/words/google.asp">to google</a>. Google decided to respon to this entry by sending a <a href="http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0302D&L=ads-l&P=R2450">letter telling them that they shouldn't publish stuff like this because it dilutes their brand</a>. Jason's comment? </p>
<blockquote>"That letter from Google is a bluff, an example of a corporation using their significant corporate resources (i.e. time and money) to make individuals - who generally have neither time nor money, relatively speaking - do what the corporation wants them to do, regardless of legality."</blockquote>
<p>Unfortunately in this particular case, I believe that Google are in the right and Jason is incorrect. The problem is not particularly one of Google trying to force the little-guy into acquiescing. In fact Google <i>have</i> to go through processes like these to stop their brands becoming normal parts of language. When you're trained as a journalist, you're told that you have to capitalise brand-names. If you don't, the company concerned is forced to write to you requiring you to make it clear that it's a brand. If it doesn't do so - and cannot <i>demonstrate</i> that it's done so, then the word can be associated with any product at all. Classic examples are things like Hoovers and Frisbees - they're synonymous with the object themselves, but they have to be routinely defended otherwise Hoover (the company) loses the right to the brand name - and anyone on the planet can market a vacuum cleaner as 'a hoover'. If Google don't protect their trademark and it entered general speech, then there would be nothing legally to stop altavista renaming themselves altagoogle, or Google search.</p>
<p>At least that's the way it works in UK law as it pertains to journalists. I'll try and find some more information on this subject shortly.</p>
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Blah blah new iPod rumours Via Brad, Vaguely Right and D-squared digest, the latter of which pokes fun at...
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Jason Kottke has interesting comments on a letter sent to Wordspy regarding their entry on Google as a verb. Wordspy
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<p>So Project Stupidly-Long-Post about <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000433.html">this iWire post</a> is taking much longer than I'd expected, and work's suddenly started taking up my mental space for the first time in a month or so, and I've been trying to get some stuff finished for <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben Hammersley</a> and my door's being fixed (long story behind that one connected to an <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/02/on_people_who_cant_smell.shtml">earlier post of mine</a>). And basically this all adds up to a busy little Tom who can't think of things to write on his site. Except he's been collecting things he <i>does</i> want to talk about, and rather than discard them, he's going to do another linklog. But he's going to do it shamefully and in full recognisance that he's basically shirking his intellectual responsibilities to the world. And with the shirking of intellectual responsibilities in mind, let's jump straight into...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.flynnproductions.co.uk/src/clips/promo/richardx_cutdown.mov">The Latest Liberty X video</a><br />
The were the anti-group-by-committee pop-group that was itself made by committee and managed to come out with considerably more attitude than the demographically-generated Hear'say. Obviously that doesn't make them any good - but at least they have the class to take the piss out of themselves. This rather high-quality cover features the band mass-producing hundreds of duplicates of themselves in an effort to get high quality mass-culture pop product out to the masses. Highly entertaining and much recommended...
<li> <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com/2003_02_01_kb.html#89607550">Katy's Coccyx</a><br />
So this is totally the grossest thing you'll see on the web today - my good friend Katy Kitschbitch has had an operation on her lower back - and decided not only to keep what they removed, but also to take meaty pictures of it and put them online. Utterly grotesque. Strangely compelling. <i>Get well soon, Katy!</i>
<li> <a href="http://www.tvguide.com/newsgossip/insider/030225b.asp">Tom Lenk on Buffy spin-offs</a><br />
"Danny and I keep suggesting that the season finale, which is potentially the end of the show, should end with me kneeling down at Jonathan's grave, putting blood on my face like Willow did [when she resurrected Buffy]. After I resurrect him, we build a robot of Warren, and then we have our own show. Then we're hired by the government to use our powers for good, and we're given a watcher, which would be played by Morgan Fairchild!"
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<p>Excerpts from John Brady Kiesling's letter of resignation sent to Secretary of State Colin L. Powell:</p>
<blockquote> Dear Mr. Secretary:<br />
I am writing you to submit my resignation from the Foreign Service of the United States and from my position as Political Counselor in U.S. Embassy Athens, effective March 7. I do so with a heavy heart...<br />
The policies we are now asked to advance are incompatible not only with American values but also with American interests. Our fervent pursuit of war with Iraq is driving us to squander the international legitimacy that has been America�s most potent weapon of both offense and defense since the days of Woodrow Wilson. We have begun to dismantle the largest and most effective web of international relationships the world has ever known. Our current course will bring instability and danger, not security.<br />
We should ask ourselves why we have failed to persuade more of the world that a war with Iraq is necessary. We have over the past two years done too much to assert to our world partners that narrow and mercenary U.S. interests override the cherished values of our partners.<br />
We have a coalition still, a good one. The loyalty of many of our friends is impressive, a tribute to American moral capital built up over a century. But our closest allies are persuaded less that war is justified than that it would be perilous to allow the U.S. to drift into complete solipsism. Loyalty should be reciprocal. Why does our President condone the swaggering and contemptuous approach to our friends and allies this Administration is fostering, including among its most senior officials. Has �oderint dum metuant� really become our motto?</blockquote>
<p>For those without the benefit of a Classical education, <i>oderint dum metuant</i> means <b>Let them hate as long as they fear</b>. You can read this letter in full at <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/02/27/international/27WEB-TNAT.html?pagewanted=print&position=top">The New York Times</a>.</p>
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Abaixo, trecho da carta de ren�ncia que o...
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Via plasticbag.org, I'd like to draw attention to John Brady Kiesling's letter of resignation to Secretary of State Colin L. Powell Excerpts below: The policies we are now asked to
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<p>The Bangles are back! And the Thriller-like corpse of my trashy, teenage self has risen from the dead and is doing a little dance inside me. I mean - it's the Bangles! I had my first major crush while listening to the Bangles! I wrote off a car while listening to the Bangles! I was the person who bought the Susanna Hoffs solo record! They're core to my adolescent and pre-adolescent self. And it's not only me! The first song my little brother recognised on television was Eternal Flame (the only Bangles song I hated). He used to call it "One Eye" because there was a big eye at the beginning of the video. I think he still kind of likes it. He certainly wasn't keen on Atomic Kitten's version (I think he felt it was sacrilege).</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/bangles.jpg" width="400" height="161" style="margin: 0px; padding:0px; border: solid 12px #ADDFFF;"></p>
<p>I mean, <i>look</i> at them! They're iconic! There's the cool depressive one on the left that you actually believed could write songs. She was responsible for "Following", the weird stalker anthem that I loved when I was fourteen. Then there's Susanna Hoffs, who was kind of tiny and pixie-like and all my straight male friends really wanted to shag. And then the lead guitarist who looked a bit too much like the prom queen to be taken seriously. And finally the weird blonde drummer who looked a bit like a man in drag. <b>How much do they rule?!</b></p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.thebangles.com/">The Official Bangles site</A>
</ul>
<p>I once owned the Bangles Greatest Hits video that I bought when I was about sixteen. But we had this party in my second year at university - a party in which we had to call an Ambulance because someone got alcohol poisoning - and then someone stole the stereo and then someone set fire to the television and that spread to the videos that were placed nearby. No more Bangles video. Sigh.</p>
<p>And now the news is that they've got <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008A8KV/invisithebomb">a new album coming out</a> and it's bound to be terrible (even though I <i>swear</i> that their other albums are all really really good) but obviously I'm going to buy it and stick it on my iPod and try to look cool when people ask me what I'm listening to. And I think they're coming to London to play live. And I really want to see them, but I bet no one will go with me.</p>
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Hot wet celeb virgin teen pussy just click here now. The sexy secrets of the male multiple orgasm. Freak out some Economists. Plasticbag salutes The Return of the Bangles! All my memories of primary school trips play with Eternal
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<p>Fill your browser with your link-fuel and let's Easy Rider information interstate 666. Feel the breeze in your hair - fluff-links for the quasi-hip:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://mobile.burn.com/news.jsp?Id=245">Matrix: Reloaded phones from Samsung?</a>
<li> <a href="http://ktheory.com/archives/003405.php">Positive Search Engine Feedback with ktheory</a> (via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>)
<li> <a href="http://www.ryantown.com/gb_cinemedium.html">Gay Boyfriend by the "Ukes of Hazzard"</a>.<br />
I should hate it, but I don't.
<li> <a href="http://uber.nu/docs/do.cgi/20030214">The Valentine�s Day Card Massacre</a>.<br />
I asked for all cocks, but what can you do?
<li> <a href="http://www.blogger.com/about/blogger_google_faq.pyra">Google / Blogger FAQs</a> - funnier than it should be.
<li> <a href="http://www.robs-world.de/software/safari/">Rob's Safari Wishlist</a> (via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>)
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<p>There's some fascinating stuff around about the relationship of depressive illness to strategies of harm avoidance:</p>
<blockquote>Clinical depression is associated with two modulations occurring simultaneously and chronically, dysphoria and the generalized stress response. Dysphoria is a modulation that is part of the harm perception/avoidance axis. This is an emotion we all feel when we perceive a futility in our current behavior and experience disappointment. In contrast, we experience anger and aggression when the disappointment is perceived as being caused by an external source. When the disappointment causes dysphoria, the modulation shift increases behavioral inhibition, increases anticipation of harm, increases harm avoidance, increases introspection, decreases exploration of the environment, decreases reactivity to external stimuli, decreases appetite for food and decreases sexual appetite.<br /><br />
In short, it coordinates functions that allow us to retreat, introspect and to redirect our efforts in a more effective direction. In this instance, dysphoria facilitates adaptation to disappointment. [<a href="http://www.mentalhealthandillness.com/w9thruw12.html">mentalhealthandillness.com</a>]</blockquote>
<p>I like that. <b>Dysphoria faciliates adaptation to disappointment.</b> Lots of interesting things fall out of investigations like these, but this sense of harm avoidance is the one that interests me most - that the depressive personality and the introverted personality are heavily connected. That the wallflower reacts to disappointment, attributed internally. Fascinating stuff.</p>
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TITLE: Dysphoric
URL: http://paulfrankenstein.org/archives/000573.html
IP: 166.84.153.98
BLOG NAME: Frankenstein
DATE: 03/03/2003 04:51:14 AM
A very interesting piece I found over at plasticbag: On the avoidance of harm... It also sounds depressingly familar. Pun intended.
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IP: 66.246.77.12
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DATE: 05/10/2003 03:22:38 PM
Something that has been exercising me greatly over the last few days is this post by Tom at plasticbag. The entry quotes from, and has a link to, a "magazine" called Mental Health and Illness. Tom finds the article he...
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Something that has been exercising me greatly over the last few days is this post by Tom at plasticbag. The entry quotes from, and has a link to, a "magazine" called Mental Health and Illness. Tom finds the article he...
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<p>Being a brief list of the celebrities that I've come into fleeting contact with over the last month or so. The gentle reader is expected to bear in mind that said celebrities are unlikely to be of the stature of your major Hollywood Oscar winner, since most were spotted milling around Covent Garden, Soho or Piccadilly Circus...</p>
<ul>
<li> <b>The guy with the hair from the Salon TV show.</b><br />
For the Americans among us, <A href="http://www.channel4.co.uk/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/thesalon/index.html">The Salon</a> is a reality TV show set in a hair and beauty establishment (allegedly just off London's shimmeringly glamourless Shaftesbury Avenue). The gentleman I spotted from the show was strolling down towards Piccadilly Circus one late-winter's evening, with a few passers-by taking pictures of him. He looked slightly dumb-founded and as if he was rather enjoying it.
<li> <b>Matt Lucas, TV's entertaining man-in-a-baby-suit.</b><br />
Matt Lucas (alias "What are the final scores?" <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/shootingstars/">George Dawes</a>) went to the same university as me. In fact he not only went to the same university as me, but he went at the same time and was friends with a couple of friends of mine. But I barely new him, and so didn't feel an urge to reintroduce myself to him when we both found ourselves stuffing our faces on nearby tables in the Leicester Square Kentucky Fried Chicken. Some poor, rather dumb-looking chap tried to get an autograph, but clearly it wasn't an appropriate time.
<li> <b>The quite-cute-one-off-The-Office.</b><br />
Celebrities are clearly intrinsically grumpy people. I go to this hair place in Soho, and have done since I worked at Time Out. I always knew that it <i>used</i> to be cool, but I'd never seen an actual living celebrity in there before. Today was different, however. Because Martin Freeman (who plays the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/profile_tim.shtml">nice one from the Office</a>) stomped in eager for hair-rescue. The only unfortunate thing about this encounter is probably that he's not really known (primarily at least) for the quality of his haircuts. In fact maybe a bit anti-known. So in a sense him coming into my hair place probably isn't the best sign of my continued style.
<li> <b>Stephen Gately.</b><br />
The anaemic butterfly in bizarrely successful prefab pop-group Boyzone somehow managed to defy nature by becoming a <a href="http://members.fortunecity.com/jsgs/">weird fat caterpillar-like non-solo-star</a>. But that was then - as the other day my work colleagues and I spotted the <i>bad-skinned and newly-skinny</i>, tiny pop-singing, proto-West-End-starring Joseph-in-his-designer-stressed-denim while on our way to a nice little restaurant in Covent Garden. He kind of had that look on his face that Chandler got in Friends when he came into the room with his new Tom Selleck-alike moustache. Only scarier and much less good-natured. We avoided him. And maybe pointed a little.
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<p>So there you go. My last month's celebrity encounters. Anyone spotted anyone more interesting?</p>
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AUTHOR: Moof
EMAIL: me@moof.org.uk
IP: 202.74.168.5
URL: http://moof.org.uk/
DATE: 03/03/2003 06:45:53 AM
Well, I spotted a person who was apparently the Australian equivalent to Julian Clary walking in the Sydney Mardi Gras parade with some SecuriDykes making sure he wasn't being encroached upon, but I only know that was him because the ladies either side of me told me.
I have strenuously avoided meeting any Neighbours stars, despite being given the opportunity, while in Melbourne.
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AUTHOR: Reid
EMAIL: reid@explodingfist.com
IP: 65.211.22.135
URL: http://www.explodingfist.com
DATE: 03/03/2003 09:39:52 AM
Last Saturday I found myself running next to James Nesbitt in the gym and the Tuesday before that I saw Daniel Beddingfield in my local Sainsburys. It was obviously a good week for celeb-spotting in East Dulwich.
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AUTHOR: Will Davies
EMAIL: wdavies@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 217.45.255.241
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 03/03/2003 01:20:12 PM
Just nipped out for a sandwich and saw former rapper and sometime footballer, John Barnes, walking down Pall Mall.
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AUTHOR: Plums
EMAIL: lickmyplumsbitch@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 172.179.85.88
URL: http://www.plumshome.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/03/2003 06:37:45 PM
Last week seemed to be Chris Eubank week. Saw him twice. This is, admittedly reasonably common round here, but both times he was driving his giant metallic blue truck, now much improved by having the words 'Blair and Bush: integrity not war is the solution' painted on the back.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 03/04/2003 11:32:14 PM
Nope. But since you mentioned the Bangles, I did want to let you know that my husband is friends with their road manager. If you want to add them to your "celebrity encounters" list next time they're in London, let me know--we can probably help. :-)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/05/2003 11:52:57 AM
Well patently I'd like that more than anything else ever, but at the same time I'd be completely star-struck and weirded out by it, so maybe it's not such a great idea...
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AUTHOR: Donna
EMAIL: donna_232@hotmail.com
IP: 81.135.43.98
URL:
DATE: 09/20/2003 11:41:11 PM
Not really a comment,
I just wanted to know if dainel beddingfield had a personal email address,just wanted to knoe if anyone knows where too get it...
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STATUS: Publish
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<p>Keen-eyed new media news spotters will have seen the article this morning, <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,906098,00.html"> Google takes the plunge</a> (by Bobbie Johnson) about the search engine company buying <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>. Bobbie got some comments off me, a couple of which made it into the piece. Here are the rest of my comments, should you be interested:</p>
<p><b>(1) What do you think has made Blogger so successful: why did you choose to use it?</b></p>
<p>Blogger was a sideline for Pyra originally - they made it for themselves to play with and I think that shows in the first product. It was really basic but it was extremely easy to use, incredibly practical and - most importantly - it allowed you to publish your weblog through to your own personal web-space on the web, wherever that might be. There were web professionals who had written their own little content management systems, of course. And there were these centralised journalling and weblogging sites for people who just wanted to write stuff, but there was nothing that really catered for that sudden influx of new web-obsessed netizens, eager to find things online, keen to build things and desperate to play with the new medium. Plus this was the time that everyone was starting to buy domain names that they didn't have anything to do with.</p>
<p><b>(2) How do you think it contributed to the growth of weblogging in general?</b></p>
<p>Of course it's impossible to say in retrospect, but I think it was Blogger's feature set, simplicity and general amenability (combined with the spirit of the time) that really got people playing with these tools in the first place. I'm not sure it would ever have sparked off to the degree that it has without their involvement. It's no accident that Blogger is still the largest weblogging concern running - even though it doesn't have anywhere near the features of many other systems it's still one of the most self-explanatory, simple and bluntly effective tools out there. Without it I would be surprised if the community would have developed to be even a tenth of the size...</p>
<p><b>(3) Do you think there are any surprises in store for Blogger users?</b></p>
<p>Terrifyingly, I don't think there will be any surprises at all. And that's not because they won't do anything, but because thousands of webloggers all started talking about the stuff they could do at once - sorting wheat from chaff, thinking up applications, new toys, horror stories, business plans - basically just fun things to do with weblogs and Google working together. I'd be surprised if there were any thoughts about the future of Blogger that hadn't travelled several times around the hundreds of thousands of weblogs that are out there. But that's ok! Because some of those ideas were pretty damn cool...</p>
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AUTHOR: Bart
EMAIL: bart@trabaca.com
IP: 212.27.35.146
URL: http://www.trabaca.com
DATE: 03/03/2003 03:50:42 PM
My very first blog was through Blogger and what got me to start it in the first place was just how easy it was. Fill out a simple form and boom, you can start blogging. I didn't actually stay with Blogger very long since I was learning PHP at the time and wanted to try making something on my own with PHP/MySQL (which I still use today...), but Blogger's definitely great for those first steps. Do you think this is it for Google's blogging aquisitions? Because I can't think of any other popular service that hosts blogs on its servers like Blogger does, but you'd think there'd be lots of competing ones by now. And if Blogger really is it for Google, then it seems to me like their options are extremely limited unless they do in fact end up doing something that favors Blogger bloggers over non-Blogger bloggers.
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<p>Ok. Next year I want to be a <a href="http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2003">Best Gay Chap</a> nominee again. Do you understand me? I'm not satisfied with just being known for my design skills. I want to be the world's best homo. I know I don't talk about it very much, but that's just because being gay is really boring, not because I'm not any good at it. I'm <i>really</i> good at it. I'm the Leonardo Da Vinci of Big Gay Shit. Am I convincing anyone? I should stick to talking about weblogs really. At least then I know what I'm talking about...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.jonno.com/cdg/index.html">Jonno's Cute Dead Guy of the Week</a><br />
My personal favourite has to be Louis Lingg, who was not only an anarchist and really hot, but <i>also</i> blew himself up in jail by putting a bomb in his mouth. You don't get much cooler than that.
<li> Christina Aguilera's Beautiful video [real: <a href="http://www.rcarecords.com/media/christina_aguilera/video/beautiful_56.ram">lo</a> | <a href="http://www.rcarecords.com/media/christina_aguilera/video/beautiful_128.ram">med</a> | <a href="http://www.rcarecords.com/media/christina_aguilera/video/beautiful_300.ram">hi</a>]<br />
You know when pop-stars can be as sensitive as this, it's almost worth having them exploit our pain to sell records! I hope she gets another really big house. I really do.
<li> <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=629">Diesel Sweeties' tasteful take on gay lovin'</a><br />
"I am an eccentric millionaire. Indie-Rock Pete, I will pay you for eccentric gay sex experimentation."
<li> <a href="http://www.gaypimp.com/mvideo.html">Soccer Practice</a> by Gay Pimp<br />
This utterly terrible song about hot soccer jocks is mostly entertaining for its dodgy gay subversion of 'ho'-centred rap/pop videos. Also partially entertaining for taking the piss out of sporty straight-boys. Warning: Quite rude, ungodly and just plain wrong.
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AUTHOR: andrea
EMAIL: andreatam@shaw.ca
IP: 24.76.102.58
URL: http://mildlyobsessive.com/
DATE: 03/04/2003 07:15:20 AM
i will nominate you for best gay chap if you only wear purple, and share your collection of george michael cds.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/04/2003 09:02:03 AM
Horror of horrors! I have no purple clothing of any kind, and the one George Michael tape I once owned I gave to my friend's sister when I was seventeen because it was quite bad. Sigh.
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AUTHOR: mike
EMAIL: mikejla@btinternet.com
IP: 217.205.37.3
URL: http://troubled-diva.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/04/2003 11:15:43 AM
Yeah, but Tom - you've already been Best Gayer once. No point in re-visiting old ground, is there? After all, plasticbag.org is so much more than that.
I suggest instead that you try and collect the set. Buy a webcam! Move to Canada! Start a new "secret" weblog! Sell merchandise! Write more humourous stuff! Write more political stuff!
Actually, I vote for: write more political stuff. I like it when you do the political stuff.
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AUTHOR: Luke
EMAIL: luke@captainfez.com
IP: 203.18.241.5
URL: http://www.captainfez.com/blog/
DATE: 03/05/2003 03:38:49 AM
You mean <i>I</i> have more George Michael than you do? Ye gods. Maybe I'll get nominated for best straight-acting not-quite-there-yet blogger? That's what people I used to work with thought, anyway.
Must've been the George.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/05/2003 08:34:18 AM
Luke! No! Tell me it isn't true! You've been corrupted by the firm thighs and novelty facial hair of George Michael!? That's terrible! (<i>turns on Liberty X</i>) Well at least I know <i>I'm</i> cool...
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TITLE: Ethical Weblogging Part One
STATUS: Publish
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<p><i>Update: Wednesday March 5 - The text of this post has been slightly edited and adjusted in an attempt to tighten up and clarify my argument. I believe that my position is essentially the same, but you are advised that some of the comments that follow this post were responses to an earlier version.</i></p>
<p>With Blogger's acquisition by Google, the weblog space has changed more fundamentally than I think any of us had previously realised. The main impact of that acquisition is not faster servers or a better weblog infrastructure, it's that <a href="http://www.projectblogger.com/">marketing</a> and <a href="http://www.ragingcow.com/" title="Terrible Dr. Pepper related stunt">public relations</a> firms - always more brand-conscious than perhaps they should be - have noticed Google turn our way, and (carefully following the integrity-based brand's line-of-sight) have finally noticed us... "What is this new grassroots phenomena?" they seem to be asking - as if the press hadn't written about almost nothing else on the web for the last three years, "... and how can we get it promoting Dr Pepper?"</p>
<p>First things first - why should they care? They should care because there are hundreds of thousands of weblogs out there - and they're all connected to each another, spreading information and ideas around the web at tremendous speeds. The bums-on-seats factor is huge - get something on <a href="http://www.metafilter.com">Metafilter</a> and you can guarantee thousands of views. Get it on <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a>, tens of thousands. Get it on <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot</a>, hundreds of thousands. And that's not including the impact of the thousands of personal sites. Nor does it include the people who read those sites, pick up links and e-mail them to their friends, to their bosses, girlfriends and mums. Weblogs are becoming the natural meme ecology - almost as good at spreading ideas as e-mail but with one particular advantage for marketeers - their sole raison d'etre is to point people at other web pages. They are almost inherently a tool for rating and promotion. They are public opinion made manifest. In fact the only mystery is that marketers haven't been trying to exploit them before...</p>
<p>Doc Searls <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/2003/03/02#iStillFeelLikeEverythingIDoIsPrebeta">has argued</a> that this incursion by marketeers will be routed around - like so much censorship or damage - by the distributed nature of weblogging. I'm less convinced, and the reason I'm not convinced is that to a lesser - and mostly unacknowledged - extent, weblogs have already had their integrity 'corrupted' - we're already advertising things for companies in return for money. The most common and widespread form of integrity-reducing advertising we are undertaking are Amazon referrals. I'm not taking a high-ground here - I often place them on my site when I've bought something that I thought was particularly good, or wanted to reward an artist I like. We don't <i>tend</i> to think of them as interfering with our credibility or compromising our integrity - but we make more money if we write in a way that puts more Amazon links into our sites, and we make money if those links are recommendations....</p>
<p>The 'Project Blogger' approach is a simple and effective one - you make webloggers (members of the public) feel important and special as 'in the know' opinion formers. You ask for nothing in return because that could be perceived as pressure. Inevitably this will be something that people sign up to believing that there's no price to pay. Except they've been given expensive and cool things by a marketing organisation - so there's <i>always</i> the pressure of a threatened withdrawal. There's no such thing as a free lunch, and you pay with the soul of your site - the place you've carved out as a place of personal expression becomes yet another platform to sell rich teenagers Nike shoes...</p>
<p>There's a really good article about weblogs as marketing devices over at <a href="http://chronotope.com/chronotope/2003/03/02.php#a455">chronotope</a> at the moment which I think drags a lot of the issues into the light of day. There does seem to be a perceptual difference between the analysis of weblogs from outside and attempts to manipulate them or direct them through advertising or promotional approaches. The people behind this campaigning strategy honestly cannot seem to see how their work might deform or debase the integrity of individual sites, and I suppose we couldn't expect them too. But this does seem to me to be the crux of the issue - that as soon as advertising enters the space of personal publishing, integrity becomes questionable - the particular authenticity of weblogs and diarist content becomes under threat.</p>
<p>So now that the marketeers and public relations people have turned towards us - what are we to do about it? The idea that weblogging would need any kind of united sense of ethics hasn't previously been very palatable to people, but I think that's changing - Nick Denton has made some very sensible comments on <a href="http://www.nickdenton.org/archives/001416.html">Blogger Freebies</a> that try to clarify what an individual's responsibilities might be considered to be and he in turn links to <a href="http://www.ratcliffe.com/bizblog/2002/10/15.html#a53">Mitch Ratcliffe's Ethics and Blogging</a> and Rebecca Blood's piece on <a href="http://www.rebeccablood.net/handbook/excerpts/weblog_ethics.html">Weblog ethics</a>. In turn Rebecca mentions <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backissues/2002/02/04#integrity">Dave Winer's position</a> from quite a while ago. There's a resurgence of interest in the rights and responsibilities of the 'good' weblogger, which I think should now probably be opened up for debate and discussed at greater length. </p>
<p>So what do you think? What are the particular ethics of writing a weblog? Is it possible to preserve your integrity while taking advertising?</p>
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: david@queermusings.com
IP: 12.238.235.133
URL: http://www.queermusings.com
DATE: 03/05/2003 01:54:42 AM
Does an Amazon referral really reduce the integrity of a weblog?
I would say yes if someone wrote in a fashion that allowed them to include one or two referrals in every post. It does make me rethink the practicality of having separate pages set up for some of my favorite items that I've purchased through them.
There are other ways to reduce your integrity that I think makes a reader feel more pressure to either submit to the will of the writer, or just stop reading the weblog. For example, there was one weblog that I read on a regular basis, until the writer started ending every post with a Paypal link. He was pretty clear in is "request" for donations. He pretty much stated, "donate or I'll stop posting."
I think with anything it is in how it is approached. I actually pulled a link from my weblog due to the writer decided he wanted to join every referral program available on the net. Were as myself, and the other blogs that I link to, use referral links sparingly with no real expectation of making money from them.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/05/2003 08:47:52 AM
Now - I'm a regular Amazon affiliate, so I don't want to push this position too hard - but there is a clear qualitative difference here. If you are an affiliate, the implication is that you chose to link to Amazon rather than 1) an alternate e-commerce site and 2) rather than a non-commercial site. So straight-away you are essentially selling your links for the possibility of financial reward. And inevitably you leave yourself open to the possibility that people will believe you to be prostituting your opinions in order to get money. Now the fact that we don't generally consider these people to have no integrity is probably because everyone does it and no one really makes any money out of it. How much integrity can be bought for thirty quid a year (if you're lucky). I kind of disagree with you on the donations thing, though. I mean - it's a clear corporatisation of weblogging, and you're right, it does say, "I'll stop if you don't pay me", but at the same time it leaves the person concerned beholden only to the readers not to people who want to <i>sell shoes</i> to the readers. Of all the approaches to financing a weblog, it's probably the least morally troubling to me - although it's clearly a bit tacky...
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.174.122
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog
DATE: 03/05/2003 09:06:20 AM
Every time I come across an Amazon referral link in a weblog, it does make me shudder slightly. It's an endorsement of the product that goes beyond just saying "hey, this is really good" - it says "hey, this is really good, and I get paid money if you buy it". Suddenly the weblog has a QVC element to it. I agree, it doesn't necessarily mean much if the money earned is unsubstantial - but it's still commercialisation by stealth - a banner ad without the banner. What I'd <em>really</em> like to see is some honest figures detailing how much the most-read webloggers make out of Amazon referrals; I think that would aid the debate one way or another.
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AUTHOR: John Fogde
EMAIL: john@warhol.dk
IP: 80.63.126.65
URL: http://fauxhemian.dk
DATE: 03/05/2003 01:49:11 PM
I think if you want to make money on your weblog you should go for it. The only problem I can see is if you don't make it perfectly clear that you're sponsored by whatever companies have thrown money your way. Because it will most certainly alter (or taint) the way you start writing and your readers should know that you're no longer able to be objective on certain products. The plugs you give to products, articles, and websites are now influenced by a paycheck and not necessarily by what interests you, so if you don't inform your readers that you're being paid you are misleading them.
Personally, I don't think this will be a problem to most webloggers. Most weblogs have small audiences and won't be approached with endorsement deals. But that doesn't mean some of the more popular ones won't be offered money to mention stuff. And if that happens it would be nice if people made it clear now that if you aren't honest about these things your readers will object.
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AUTHOR: Cobb
EMAIL: cobb@mdcbowen.org
IP: 4.47.0.173
URL: http://www.mdcbowen.org/blog
DATE: 03/06/2003 08:13:14 AM
A writer writes. A blogger blogs.
I'm a writer posing as a blogger. Having been a writer posing as a poet once, I've had my share of contempt for writers who write to be paid. But I don't see the problem because I have seen the most incredibly depressing thing, which is sad, tired, people browsing the discount section of decrepit bookstores parsing useless words.
There are few things that are more pathetic than the feeling of desparation a writer feels when he has nothing to say, knowing everything he wants to say has been said before better, and nobody cares about that anyway. This is the feeling elicited holding the weight of a five hundred page novel on sale for fifty cents.
If the blogosphere disappeared tomorrow, would it be missed? Only if some of those words belonged to you. If nobody ever tracked back, would you still write? If there were no comments section, would your soul float into the ether just the same? The fate of the blogosphere is the same as the fate of bad literature.
We are going to have to get used to the idea that digital creations are cheap. People napster up our verbiage because they have disposable attention, but they don't pay much do they?
Feel the pain of obscurity. It's good for you.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/06/2003 09:45:48 AM
Well frankly I think you're talking rubbish. If the blogosphere disappeared tomorrow, I'd miss it terribly - and not because my words disappeared, but because all the people whose work I read would no longer be there. Nor would the friends that I had made while weblogging. This is <b>not</b> a debate about readerships or fighting obscurity, and nor is it anything to do with the particular tools one puts on one's site. I put trackback on this site about a month ago, but managed the previous three and a half years cheerfully without it. I put comments on my site at the same time. Let me say this again: <i>this debate has nothing whatsoever to do with how many people read weblogs and whether they're obscure or not - it's to do with how we decide whether to trust the weblogs that we choose to read.</i>
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AUTHOR: Stuart
EMAIL: smudie@blethers.com
IP: 213.11.117.254
URL: http://www.blethers.com
DATE: 03/06/2003 10:23:17 AM
In my opinion, taking money from the Man in doesn't necessarily compromise your blog; it's more a question of how often you do it, and to what extent you're honest in what you write.
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AUTHOR: fugu
EMAIL: fugu@blowfishnet.info
IP: 62.202.92.30
URL: http://www.blowfishnet.info
DATE: 03/06/2003 02:49:08 PM
The media industry has to solve this problem on a daily basis: On the one hand ads help newspapers survive on the other hand if the papers are too much tied up with the public relationship bussiness they loose their readership's trust. On the long run this is most damaging to the revenue. Blogosphere faces the same challenge and their are two ways out of the catch-22 situation: No money-making with your blog or full declaration. Who is paying? Why and how much? That's it!
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.174.122
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog
DATE: 03/07/2003 09:18:54 AM
If you start using your hard-won trust and credibility as a blogger as a means of earning money (however small the amounts), then it <strong>will</strong> to some extent tarnish your credibility in the eyes of a given percentage of your readership. Simple as that. The numbers involved are arguable, but I think that's the bottom line. Anyway, who needs to make money out of blogs? I thought these were supposed to be for fun. Why not just make no money at all and retain full credibility, instead of lessening that trust by taking payola from Amazon et al? If it really does boil down to �30 a year in commission, I think I'd rather not have that �30 and feel righteous (if not downright smug) in my utterly uncommercialised integrity. (I could go on, but I don't want to fill up somebody else's space with my meanderings, so I'll continue this on my own blog).
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AUTHOR: Tim Ireland
EMAIL: tim@bloggerheads.com
IP: 195.92.168.169
URL: http://www.bloggerheads.com/
DATE: 03/07/2003 10:01:28 AM
Please pardon the necessary linkfest...
I think there's a a sustainable future in weblog marketing if it's addressed correctly. I also foresaw the coming of the clueless. I know it doesn't necessarily make me psychic, but it's why I published the following articles last year and made damn sure they would get found:
http://www.google.com/search?q=weblog+marketing
It's also why I'm doing this:
http://www.bloggerheads.com/raging_cow/
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AUTHOR: Gavin Bell
EMAIL: me@gavinbell.com
IP: 132.185.132.12
URL: http://takeoneonion.org
DATE: 03/07/2003 04:30:28 PM
I had similar thoughts to this, over the past few weeks, I've only recently started a weblog , and have been observing my behaviour, I started writing quietly on my own for a month or so. Once I had a public blog, I thought that I'd want to recommend books to friends and family, so I setup a Amazon associate account. I noticed that I'd be tempted to write about a book I read sometimes just to link to it in the hope that someone might buy it and i'd offset my hosting costs. I've resisted and only linked to books etc where I genuinely have enjoyed or think the author is great. Hence no banner ads or blatant electronics promos, my website is my thoughts, not a catalog.
One of the things I noticed was the benefit I was providing to amazon in terms of better deep links into their site. It struck me that I was probably doing more work than I was getting in return from sales in a purely monetary analysis. So why do I continue? partly because I want to tell people about books etc I've read, but if I tell them then they might want to read it, so amazon provide a service by selling the book I'm talking about. To paraphrase the cluetrain, if our weblogs are a conversation and conversations are about the exchange of information. Sometimes I can't share the information because it is a book or a film, so I link to a source for the product and I happen to make a small percentage on the linking.
I guess it is a fine balance, you can see if someone has a book for sale every link, or has lots of banner ads, so you can read the commercial activity of the author. We are quite attuned to product placement having seen countless examples of it since the soaps started. Yet it is reasonable for a website host to make some money, if it has no direct cost to the person who buys a product. I'm less clear about the paypal or amazon honour schemes, but can see they have their place for some people. I suppose implicit advertising is harder to track, if the fact that I talk about Apple is reasonable, what happens if I have an Apple Store affiliate, does this make me a bad blogger ?
On a different note this micro economy does provide a mechanism for amazon and google to aggregate us and thus look at higher level population stats, they can analyse the incoming clicks and do trend analysis for ads or offers. So if we as a body didn't use amazon or google then they'd lose a good source of market intelligence.
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: incoming@scotlandsoftware.com
IP: 80.194.144.39
URL: http://www.scotlandsoftware.com/blog/
DATE: 03/09/2003 05:34:03 PM
Didn't see any way to trackback, so I've posted <a href="http://www.scotlandsoftware.com/blog/?post=/meta/ethics_followup.html">a follow-up</a> to Tom's comment on my own blog.
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AUTHOR: John
EMAIL: shandy_w@hotmail.com
IP: 80.47.200.162
URL:
DATE: 03/09/2003 05:51:37 PM
I've noticed that Amazon is quoted by everyone. In the interest of ethical blogging (and this is a bit of mental gymnastics), why not support your local economy by linking to an independent bookshop that delivers internationally. This would support diversity in a field of commerce increasingly strangled by the corporate giants and perhaps ensure that the bookshop around the corner that's great to browse around doesn't go under.
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AUTHOR: chutney
EMAIL: chance@myirony.com
IP: 170.140.17.6
URL: http://www.myirony.com
DATE: 03/12/2003 09:13:20 PM
Yet another response at http://www.myirony.com/archives/000258.html.
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URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/000070.html
IP: 66.216.124.46
BLOG NAME: theonlyjuan.net
DATE: 03/05/2003 03:58:14 AM
Today was more pleasant than those before it. Nothing particularly bad happened, the weather was reasonably nice, and I even
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TITLE: Product Placement In Weblogs
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog_archives/individual/2003/03/product_placement_in_weblogs.shtml
IP: 80.71.2.160
BLOG NAME: Never Think
DATE: 03/05/2003 11:34:18 AM
Project Blogger is a new marketing initiative whereby companies can harness/subvert weblogs in order to have their products mentioned.
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URL: http://www.fauxhemian.dk/archives/000233.html
IP: 193.88.12.35
BLOG NAME: There Is Nothing To Not Be Amazed At
DATE: 03/05/2003 03:21:58 PM
If you're the type of person who knows his overs from his wickets then this is the game for you
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URL: http://nslog.com/archives/2003/03/05/ethical_blogging.php
IP: 66.111.66.231
BLOG NAME: NSLog();
DATE: 03/05/2003 10:47:03 PM
I read four articles yesterday (1, 2, 3, 4) about the "ethics of blogging." I'll be blunt: I think it's a bunch of hooey. If...
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URL: http://WWW.simonwaldman.co.uk/archives/000097.html
IP: 213.232.71.149
BLOG NAME: words of waldman
DATE: 03/06/2003 12:19:34 AM
Quite fascinating watching this debate over blogs being used as marketing tools (thanks Tom for such a comprehensive round up).
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URL: http://www.emptybottle.org/glass/003173.php
IP: 64.21.37.2
BLOG NAME: EmptyBottle.org
DATE: 03/07/2003 03:09:27 AM
Tom at plasticbag.org pulls together several things that I've ranted about in Apoplectic Poultry Mode here recently (and that people
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TITLE: Ethical Referral Links In Weblogs
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog_archives/individual/2003/03/ethical_referral_links_in_weblogs.shtml
IP: 80.71.2.160
BLOG NAME: Never Think
DATE: 03/07/2003 11:07:10 AM
This post is an extended version of a comment I've written on the still-raging debate over at plasticbag.org about the
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TITLE: blogging and the ethics of affiliate stores
URL: http://takeoneonion.org/archives/000053.html
IP: 194.153.168.159
BLOG NAME: take one onion
DATE: 03/07/2003 04:53:44 PM
In response to an article on plasticbag.org about the ethics of weblogging, I posted a reply, which I'm extending here. I feel similarly about the creeping commercial activity on websites that are ostensibly uncommercial. Consider this post my declara...
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TITLE: stuff on blogging
URL: http://www.epersonae.com/snapping/archives/000253.php
IP: 216.40.212.43
BLOG NAME: Snapping Links
DATE: 03/08/2003 03:36:14 AM
various thoughts about the business and ethical implications of weblogging.... * Blogging for fun and profit * ethical weblogging part
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URL: http://www.musak.org/entries/2003/03/commercial_free.shtml
IP: 66.33.213.10
BLOG NAME: Listen to Musak
DATE: 03/10/2003 09:29:54 PM
Should Blogs carry advertising?
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TITLE: Blogging, ethics, and moolah
URL: http://www.myirony.com/archives/000258.html
IP: 209.217.36.5
BLOG NAME: MyIrony.com
DATE: 03/11/2003 07:28:08 PM
Earlier I talked about the conflicts between two pro-globalization movements: globalization-from-above and globalization-from-below. The blogosphere is clearly a protagonist in the globalization-from-below movement. With Google buying Blogger and Dr. P...
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URL: http://www.myirony.com/archives/000258.html
IP: 209.217.36.5
BLOG NAME: MyIrony.com
DATE: 03/11/2003 08:35:28 PM
Earlier I talked about the conflicts between two pro-globalization movements: globalization-from-above and globalization-from-below. The blogosphere is clearly a protagonist in the globalization-from-below movement. With Google buying Blogger and Dr. P...
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URL: http://www.sauer-thompson.com/archives/philosophy/000152.html
IP: 66.246.57.2
BLOG NAME: philosophy.com
DATE: 03/12/2003 03:18:30 PM
Some dicussion about the meaning of weblogging in the light of the possible impact of the market has been kicking around as I result of this postby Tom Coates and this post n by the Happy Tutor I would like to connect this discussion to John Quiggin's ...
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TITLE: Monday's No Fun, Tuesday's The Same:
URL: http://www.fauxhemian.dk/archives/000282.html
IP: 193.88.12.35
BLOG NAME: There Is Nothing To Not Be Amazed At
DATE: 06/16/2003 10:57:45 PM
I recently mentioned that American comedians of Middle Eastern decent were beginning to joke about life in the US after
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TITLE: Viral marketing, coming soon to a blog near you
URL: http://www.blethers.com/weblog/archives/000537.php
IP: 217.163.9.30
BLOG NAME: Blethers.com
DATE: 04/07/2004 11:19:57 PM
Simon Waldman (whose site I discovered only last week and who has some very interesting thoughts on the philosophy of blogging) writes today about the use of blogs as marketing tools. I was particularly intrigued by Project Blogger, in which...
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<p>As a result of one of the most profoundly tiring days I've had in a very long time, please accept this link-log with my apologies. I'm so exhausted I feel like I'm melting into goo. Back to your regularly scheduled programming tomorrow morning:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.mozillazine.org/weblogs/hyatt/archives/2003_03.html#002603">A great article on UI / usability / tabbed browsing</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.gametheory.net/html/lectures.html">Game Theory Lecture Notes</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.redscreen.net/photolog/fun.html">Lomo Effects with Photoshop</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.excite.co.jp/world/url/body/?wb_url=www.plasticbag.org&wb_lp=ENJA&wb_dis=2&wb_co=excitejapan">plasticbag.org in Japanese</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp?id=ns23841">Cool Smell-related article</a>
<li> <A href="http://www.oskarn.org/">Beautiful new-born baby blog</a>
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DATE: 03/08/2003 12:12:07 PM
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<p>I don't have the expertise or the discipline to dive into this as fully as I would like, so I'm just going to sketch out a few thoughts which maybe someone else would like to pick up and run with.</p>
<p>There are two articles currently doing the rounds that both talk about the value and utility of being part of the networked world, and what it means to participate within it. The first is about the internet - it's called <a href="http://www.worldofends.com/">World of Ends</a> and it's by the inspired <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/">Doc Searls</a> and <A href="http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/">David Weinberger</a>. The second is about international politics and it's called <a href="http://www.nwc.navy.mil/newrulesets/ThePentagonsNewMap.htm">The Pentagon's New Map</a> and it's by <a href="http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Thinktank/6926/">Thomas PM Barnett</a>.</p>
<p>The first article - Doc Searls and David Weinberger's - was immediately something I felt a desire to rally behind. It's states what we have come to perceive as the obvious facts about the internet: that it can't be controlled, that it should exist without governance, without regulation, that it routes around 'damage', that the internet consists of an agreement, that no one owns it, that everyone can use it, that everyone can add to it, that trying to deform the network lessens its power - lessens its democratising utility. I agree with all of this stuff.</p>
<p>The second article filled me with immediate distrust and discomfort. It's about countries which are disconnected from the 'network' of globalisation. Here's a quote:</p>
<blockquote>"That is why the public debate about this war has been so important: It forces Americans to come to terms with I believe is the new security paradigm that shapes this age, namely, <i>Disconnectedness defines danger</i>. Saddam Hussein’s outlaw regime is dangerously disconnected from the globalizing world, from its rule sets, its norms, and all the ties that bind countries together in mutually assured dependence."</blockquote>
<p>This is a paean to the power and value of globalisation as a force for good. He continues:</p>
<blockquote>Show me where globalization is thick with network connectivity, financial transactions, liberal media flows, and collective security, and I will show you regions featuring stable governments, rising standards of living, and more deaths by suicide than murder. These parts of the world I call the Functioning Core, or Core. But show me where globalization is thinning or just plain absent, and I will show you regions plagued by politically repressive regimes, widespread poverty and disease, routine mass murder, and—most important—the chronic conflicts that incubate the next generation of global terrorists.</blockquote>
<p>There seem to be some significant parallels that could be drawn between these two models of global scale-free networks that call into question the appropriateness of our (<i>my</i>) judgements about both globalisation as a democratic / capitalist process and the internet as a communications / publishing process. There's a collision here that I feel the need to investigate.</p>
<p>For me, the freedom and lack of regulation of the internet was an obvious goal - inevitably positive - while the spread of globalisation represented something tremendously powerful, but also threatening, difficult and dangerous. While the internet seemed to dismantle hegemony, globalisation also seemed to support it - promote it. But by seeing them in parallel, depicted simply as analogous networks that operate on protocols, some of my value judgements about each of them seem to be spreading to infect the other.</p>
<p>My anxiety about globalisation as a hegemonising power is now spreading into my feelings about the internet - could the power-law aspect of the internet that I've not previously had issue with actually <i>not be analogous</i> with multinational corporations doing terrible soulless inhuman things across the world. Rather than being analogous, could they in fact <i>be the same thing</i>? Could the infiltration of globalisation's spread through the world be the same 'liberating', equalising, opportunity-producing phenomenon that I've believed the internet to be?</p>
<p>There are other weird connections or analogies that can be drawn between the two articles / systems - some of which seem to collide with my argument or rephrase it or push it in a different direction. But each one of them seems to be to point towards <i>something</i> out of my reach at the moment. One analogy seems weirdly to be between disconnected states that constitute a threat to the network and to the very organisations that seem to be behind globalisation - large corporations who push for proprietorial behaviours in an interconnected space. Compare and contrast:</p>
<blockquote>Think about it: Bin Laden and Al Qaeda are pure products of the Gap—in effect, its most violent feedback to the Core. They tell us how we are doing in exporting security to these lawless areas (not very well) and which states they would like to take “off line” from globalization and return to some seventh-century definition of the good life (any Gap state with a sizable Muslim population, especially Saudi Arabia). If you take this message from Osama and combine it with our military-intervention record of the last decade, a simple security rule set emerges: A country’s potential to warrant a U.S. military response is inversely related to its globalization connectivity. </blockquote>
<blockquote>"Remember, though, that if you come up with a new agreement, for it to generate value as quickly as the Internet itself did, it needs to be open, unowned, and for everyone. That’s exactly why Instant Messaging has failed to achieve its potential: The leading IM systems of today — AOL's AIM and ICQ and Microsoft's MSN Messenger — are private territories that may run on the Net, but they are not part of the Net. When AOL and Microsoft decide they should run their IM systems using a stupid protocol that nobody owns and everybody can use, they will have improved the Net enormously. Until then, they're just being stupid, and not in the good sense."</blockquote>
<p>In this model, a fundamentalist state is kind of like a Microsoft or an AOL trying to spread propriety in the interconnected, protocol-based space. In trying to defy or censor or 'improve' the architecture to fulfil their needs they simply threaten the existence of the network in the first place. Except that the network is too huge and too integral to everything to <i>be</i> threatened. Terrifyingly / wonderfully / confusingly the network routes around it. Or does it? Am I losing my mind?</p>
<p>I'm far too close to my own mental collision at the moment to know if I'm hallucinating connections that don't exist or if I'm merely stating the obvious. It seems to me that I'm not - it seems to me that there has been clear lines drawn between them and us through books like Naomi Klein's <i>No Logo</i> that I think are probably at least more problematic now. If only to me. Anyone got any thoughts? Can anyone shoot me down? Or push it further?</p>
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AUTHOR: Mac
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.161.109
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 03/08/2003 02:56:46 PM
I do need to sit down and think about this some more, but on the fly, it seems to me that the connection between the two pieces you discuss is more coincidental, or complimentary, rather than anything else - especially regarding the concept of globalisation.
In the pages of 'Fences and Windows' Naomi Klein herself talks about the difference between the (positive) globalisation of society (activism via the internet as one example) and the Big Bad Wolf that globalised capitalism appears to be.
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AUTHOR: nick
EMAIL: nick@only.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 03/08/2003 03:39:43 PM
It's a straightforward distinction between the cultures of top-down and bottom-up connectivity. Barnett's 'Core' comes as a tentacular incursion, binding all that it touches to a rule set that may allow for 'strictly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty', but does so by exerting classic ideological control: dissent is framed and often denuded within dialectic. (Consider the response of the US media to the anti-war protests.)
Also, Barnett is engaging in a fair amount of 'correlation-equals-causation' thinking. It doesn't sit well with a couple of critiques: the one noting that the conditions of his 'Core' actually create the 'Gap' as a necessary antithesis(and as a kind of mirror image) because markets function on a principle of friction, arbitrage opportunities. The other noting that what he's proposing is not so much emergent 'network space', but the fabrication of emergence, which is nothing of the kind. It's a false dichotomy: or, at best, a crude attempt to separate conjoined twins.
Anyway, <a href="http://textz.gnutenberg.net/textz/deleuze_gilles_anti-oedipe_et_mille_plateaux.txt">Deleuze and Guattari</a> are your friends here, in their talk of 'smooth' and 'striated' spaces.
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AUTHOR: Doc Searls
EMAIL: doc@searls.com
IP: 68.6.46.246
URL: http://doc.weblogs.com
DATE: 03/08/2003 08:32:08 PM
The Pentagon's New Map is nothing less than a hugely rationalized blueprint for the American Empire. It articulates, in the lucid language of a single author, what the committee that wrote <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/nss.html">The National Security Strategy of the United States of America</a> could only mumble in fuzzy bureaucratese. And for that we should be grateful. It lays out very clearly our country's agenda in the world today.<br /><br />
That agenda operates on what George Lakoff <a href="http://www.metaphorik.de/aufsaetze/lakoff-september11.htm">calls</a> <a href="http://www.wwcd.org/issues/Lakoff.html#STRICT">Strict Father</a> morality:<br /><br />
<i>The use of the word ?evil? in the administration?s discourse works in the following way. In conservative, strict father morality (see my Moral Politics, Chapter 5), evil is a palpable thing, a force in the world. To stand up to evil you have to be morally strong. If you're weak, you let evil triumph, so that weakness is a form of evil in itself, as is promoting weakness. Evil is inherent, an essential trait, that determines how you will act in the world. Evil people do evil things. No further explanation is necessary. There can be no social causes of evil, no religious rationale for evil, no reasons or arguments for evil. The enemy of evil is good. If our enemy is evil, we are inherently good. Good is our essentially nature and what we do in the battle against evil is good. Good and evil are locked in a battle, which is conceptualized metaphorically as a physical fight in which the stronger wins. Only superior strength can defeat evil, and only a show of strength can keep evil at bay.</i><br /><br />
In the strict father model, which constitutes the conceptual underpinnings of conservatism, Lakoff says,<br /><br />
<i>Life is seen as fundamentally difficult and the world as fundamentally dangerous. Evil is conceptualized as a force in the world, and it is the father's job to support his family and protect it from evils -- both external and internal. External evils include enemies, hardships, and temptations. Internal evils come in the form of uncontrolled desires and are as threatening as external ones. The father embodies the values needed to make one's way in the world and to support a family: he is morally strong, self-disciplined, frugal, temperate, and restrained. He sets an example by holding himself to high standards. He insists on his moral authority, commands obedience, and when he doesn't get it, metes out retribution as fairly and justly as he knows how. It is his job to protect and support his family, and he believes that safety comes out of strength.</i><br /><br />
In other words, this model is predicated on the fact (not just the idea) that the world is a dangerous place (which it is). It is somebody's responsibility to make the world safe. The Bush Doctrine is a direct expressoin strict father morality, felt keenly by the administration of the only government in a position to exercize it.<br /><br />
Look at the <a>White House web page</a>, and you see Strict Fatherhood all over the place. There's Our Dad himself, George W., playing the part, sincerely, even convincingly. The top concern is national security. This plays out in executive orders and proclamations about homeland security, the Iraqi threat and the rest of it. It's all there, more vivid than it ever was under Ronald Reagan.<br /><br />
Lakoff says the liberal counterpart of the conservative Strict Father model is the Nurturant Parent model. Like conservatism, liberalism and its concerns proceed from a model of the family, though quite a different one:<br /><br />
<i>The primal experience behind this model is one of being cared for and cared about, having one's desires for loving interactions met, living as happily as possible, and deriving meaning from one's community and from caring for and about others. People are realized in and through their "secure attachments": through their positive relationships to others, through their contribution to their community, and through the ways in which they develop their potential and find joy in life. Work is a means toward these ends, and it is through work that these forms of meaning are realized. All of this requires strength and self-discipline, which are fostered by the constant support of, and attachment to, those who love and care about you.</i><br /><br />
The key difference is that the liberal model, the Nurturant Parent model, proceeds from the fact (not just the idea) that the world is a good place (which it is).<br /><br />
I point all this out more to make sense out of the Pentagon Map than to explain World of Ends. It seems both David Weinberger and I subscribe to Nurturant Parent morality, which I guess means we're liberals (though I think of myself as an odd species of nurturant libertarian). That nurturant streak, I think, suits us tempermentally to understanding the Good Place nature of the World of Ends we call the Net.<br /><br />
But World of Ends is not a political statement, but rather it's a technical and economic one that folks from both political wings should find agreeable.
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AUTHOR: Richard Bennett
EMAIL: richard@bennett.com
IP: 12.210.33.189
URL: http://www.bennett.com
DATE: 03/08/2003 09:21:27 PM
With respect, Doc, "World of Ends" is more a political statement than a technical one, because it severely misstates the nature of the Internet, as <a href="http://www.bennett.com/archives/001469.html#001469">all your critics</a> have pointed out.
On your other point, most of the world is really not a Good Place, because most of the world's people like in poverty, privation, and oppression. The best path to a better life for the majority of the world is the adoption of American-style capitalism and secular, representative democracy. In the Cold War era, America supported dictators if they served our needs in the fight against Marxist authoritarianism. Now that the Cold War is over, American influence can be used - and should be used - to promote the dissemination of America's liberal values throughout the world.
Believers in your Nurturant Parent (really Nurturant Mother, because it's feminist ideology you seek to propagate) model have to admit that the United States is the prime example of a feminized society. By bringing other nations into this orbit, the Bush Doctrine increases and enhances nurturant values, it doesn't stunt them. If you really believe in these values, and value consistency, you have to support the Bush Doctrine.
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AUTHOR: nick sweeney
EMAIL: nick@nonspace.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 03/09/2003 06:56:32 AM
<i>The best path to a better life for the majority of the world is the adoption of American-style capitalism and secular, representative democracy.</i><br /><br />
One would hope, indeed, that the USA might adopt a version of capitalism that's not 'American-style': that is, one without its Enrons, corporate welfare and federal pork, all of which currently must make Adam Smith spin in his under-tended grave. And also that it might adopt a secular, representative democracy that abandons the influence of the religious right, and such undemocratic obsolescences as the electoral college: which was, after all, set in place in an era when the political class was white, middle-class property owning males, and the masses could not be trusted with a hand in the process?<br /><br />
Isn't it a truism that nurturing parents should want their children to do things better than they themselves did? Or that nurturing parents should be able to guide their children away from the mistakes that they made, and continue to make because they're old and set in their ways? Isn't an aspect of the American dream that the next generation should succeed where the current generation failed? In fact, Doc is right: the US has too often played <a href="http://www.bennett.com">Dickensian Father</a> rather than Nurturing Mother.<br /><br />
<i>Now that the Cold War is over, American influence can be used - and should be used - to promote the dissemination of America's liberal values throughout the world.</i><br /><br />
Again, they might well be best promoted in the USA itself. Unless you mean such dissemination as the selective funding of community health organisations in the developing world based upon whether or not their have any involvement in the provision of abortions.<br /><br />
<i> By bringing other nations into this orbit, the Bush Doctrine increases and enhances nurturant values, it doesn't stunt them.</i><br /><br />
As we shall see by the nurturing power of high-explosive over Iraq.<br /><br />
<i>If you really believe in these values, and value consistency, you have to support the Bush Doctrine.</i><br /><br />
If you really think that, you can only be a supporter of the Bush administration.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/09/2003 11:10:08 AM
Thanks, Doc. Your statements about the familial models of American politics really have helped me get a better grasp on the way the US is being run at the moment. But to bring this discussion right back to first principles again, I'd like to take issue a bit with your line: <i>But World of Ends is not a political statement, but rather it's a technical and economic one that folks from both political wings should find agreeable.</i><br /><br />
The problem is that the argument you present states that these are facts of life inbuilt into the very architecture of the internet - and that to fight against that architecture for whatever reasons (however couched - morally, ethically, politically, financially) is foolish, doomed and also (to an extent) a bit <i>wrong</i>. The problem I have is that the same arguments are made about the global financial markets - that there's no place for regulation, that pure <i>laissez faire</i> economics and the pure spread of interconnected international capitalism represents an unfettered good. Now I don't know your politics - you may also believe in the power of the completely unfettered market. But that clearly <i>is</i> a political decision, and I think - to an extent - those politics <i>are</i> reflected back onto your view of the internet.<br /><br />
Certainly that's the position I find myself in - believing one thing with relation to the global network of the internet and another with regards to the glocal network of the market. I suppose, to bastardise my 'pain' slightly - I'm looking for someone who can explain to me why it's OK to hold such different opinions, or where the qualitative difference exists that would allow me to reconcile them...
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AUTHOR: Doc Searls
EMAIL: doc@ssc.com
IP: 68.6.46.246
URL: http://doc.weblogs.com
DATE: 03/09/2003 02:49:55 PM
I'll admit to a political agenda for World of Ends, to the extent that we do want it to influence legislation and regulation (in a mostly libertarian direction, fwiw).
A question: Who among us here <i>likes</i> the DMCA? Who wants to see Hollywood tell Intel how to make its chips and Dell how to make its PCs? Who wants the telcos and cable companies to keep building out the "last mile" of the Net as an asymmetrical plumbing system biassed for entertainment? Who wants companies like AOL, Yahoo and Microsoft to continue making non-interoperable instant messaging systems (or longs for the days when email systems couldn't send messages to each other)? Who wants to see the feds continue protecting the telcos, the record companies and other walking fossils from the new facts of market life in the far more connected world the Net has made? Who wants to see more, rather than less, federal regulation of wireless networking such as wi-fi? Who wants to see fewer frequency bands made available for free and open wireless networking?
Probably none of us.
Are we going to sit on our hands and watch quietly while Hollywood, the telcos, the cable companies, the media giants, Congress and regulators continue to treat the Net like something that needs more limitation, more regulation, more industrial protection? That's what we're up against here. And that's what World of Ends is about.
I'm sure Dr. Weinberger and I made mistakes with it. (Hey, it's still a draft.) But if it contributes to a better understanding of the Net, especially by those whose misunderstanding causes the most damage, it will have had some measure of success.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/09/2003 03:40:13 PM
Well none of us want those things. But then again, I don't like the idea of companies employing sweatshop labour in the Far East. My question remains - is regulation of the freedoms of the global economy analogous in any way to regulation of the freedoms of internet?
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AUTHOR: Richard Bennett
EMAIL: richard@bennett.com
IP: 12.210.33.189
URL: http://www.bennett.com
DATE: 03/09/2003 09:54:49 PM
Some of us do want some of those things.
The Telcos will sell you symmetric DSL for a certain price, and they will sell you asymmetric DSL for a lower price. This is because the Telcos are businesses, not charities, and it costs them more to provide you with symmetric service. If you aren't going to use the symmetric service, and most people aren't, why pay for it?
The "World of Ends" would deprive people of their choices in how they spend their connectivity dollars, and that's unacceptable.
As a technical description of the Internet, how it works and how it got the way it is, The "World of Ends" is flat wrong in almost every respect. It appears that you've decided to employ the Big Lie technique in order to advance your agenda regarding all these political issues. That may not be the best way to go.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/09/2003 10:24:27 PM
At this stage I think it's only appropriate to start warning people that I've only got a limited interest in being the host to a discussion about the legitimacy of the "World of Ends" document. Nor do I have a particular interest in being the host to a debate between "hippies" and "the right". What I have put up for discussion is simple - is there any value in the analogy between the internet and global capitalism. If there is value in it, then let's unpack it. If there isn't - show me why there isn't...
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AUTHOR: Richard Bennett
EMAIL: richard@bennett.com
IP: 12.210.33.189
URL: http://www.bennett.com
DATE: 03/10/2003 04:01:03 AM
The Internet is like Global Capitalism in one significant respect: they're both good things that promote progress and freedom. Of course, the fact that they're good things isn't to say that they're perfect things, or that certain aspects of both shouldn't be regulated. <p>The Internet has a problem with spam, and it has a problem with enabling terrorist and other illegal organzations. These problems need to be addressed somehow. <p>Global capitalism probably spreads the junk aspects of American and European culture to the far reaches of the planet, and it's probably not good that kids in Borneo wear Arrowsmith tee-shirts, listen to Brittany Spears, or find support in Jacques Chirac's anti-American droolings.<p>That being said, there certainly are some similarities between attempts to regulate the Internet and attempts to regulate global commerce - both tend to be misguided, because they're undertaken by people who don't genuinely understand what they're dealing with. But isn't this the nature of regulation in all of its forms? Somehow we muddle through.</p></p></p>
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AUTHOR: chrislunch
EMAIL: chris@feeshes.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 63.137.144.2
URL:
DATE: 03/10/2003 04:20:35 PM
To return to Tom's question directly (and to gingerly step into one of the best comments threads I've seen for ages on a blog) then there are strong analogies between the internet and global capitalism, but they are not as immediately and clearly divisible as we seem to be arguing here.
The best analogy is the one you make earlier, where you make the connection between the internet and free markets. Both are unrestrained system, but systems that rely upon understood protocols to function.
The internet, as Doc et. al. point out, is not in itself politicised. But, the minute Doc put pen to paper, it became politicised in the way that he frames and describes it.
The internet is not libertarian. The internet is not despotic either. But, the uses that the internet is put to can make it either - Microsoft and AOL successfully use its protocols to create walled garden nation states, whereas other software uses the internet as a global commons.
In the same way, the railway systems of the world have performed a similar function. Whilst, on the one hand, early railways brought connectivity and work to rural communities, the tracks were also used to export a political message deep into those communities themselves. The network, in the hands of the crap private rail companies in the UK, becomes dysfunctional and despotic. But, in the hands of the wonderful French or Japanese libertarian, public companies, the railway becomes a wonderful public service.
Chris.
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: synaesmedia@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.77
URL: http://www.synaesmedia.com
DATE: 03/11/2003 09:57:50 AM
<em>I'm looking for someone who can explain to me why it's OK to hold such different opinions, or where the qualitative difference exists that would allow me to reconcile them...</em>
For me the difference is this. On the internet we only care about the overall, statistic properties of the system. If a packet gets lost, no problem, send it again. Packets are dispensible. The global economy is different because we care that the individuals have rights and dignities which we must respect. If a kid goes hungry, that may be a good thing from an overall perspective. But we have a moral obligation to treat this as a failure of the system.
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AUTHOR: Tom Steinberg
EMAIL: steiny@barrysworld.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.voxpolitics.com
DATE: 03/12/2003 12:00:51 AM
Good show, Tom. It is glad to see another digerati, fully inculcated in the myth of 'the value neutral internet' finally come of age.
Global capitalism and the internet have lots of things in common.
a) They're both networks that do rather more good than harm - but they still do plenty of harm.
b) They both manifest classical liberal values, but (crucially) these have evolved from very different sources. In the case of the internet these were a side-effect of the technical requirement of getting it up and running. In the case of capitalism they evolved more directly from political philosophies of governance.
c) Regulation can be beneficial for each, and too much regulation will definitely be harmful to either. Doc would disagree with the first part of this, but I would posit that WC3 standards are a form of light touch regulation from a non-governmental source. They're certainly analagous to lots of non-compulsory standards designed by all sorts of offline government regulators.
What I'm saying here isn't rocket science. It is just to point out that a big, powerful network of any kind is going to embed certain values, and have negative effects as well as positive ones. But saying this still sometimes seems to come across as a kind of herecy. It's almost as bad as suggesting that perhaps the blogosphere isn't actually that good at filtering really important ideas (shock!). But that's for another day...
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<p>I'm still reeling from writing that last post in a blast of confused and <i>desperate-to-get-it-out-there</i> enthusiasm. And I still have no idea whether it's total bunk or not. So I'm going to throw out my linklog for the evening and leave it at that. Tomorrow I may write about any of the following things that have been going on:
<ul>
<li> Giving a statement to the police about my burglar;
<li> Getting tickets to see The Bangles live in concert;
<li> Spotting Jake Gyllenhaal in Chalk Farm tube;
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<p>But all that's for tomorrow. Tonight, you must simply accept limited microcontent votage with a little snide commentary. This is what's going down:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2079747/">Google's Memory Upgrade</a><br />
The relationship between Google/Blogger and the Memex as explored by Steven Johnson. And in the process, Mr Webb's <a href="http://interconnected.org/notes/2003/02/Google_buy_Pyra_2.txt">thoughts are referenced</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/07/opinion/07KRUG.html">Let them hate as long as they fear</a><br />
"So oderint dum metuant it is. I could talk about the foolishness of such blatant bullying � or about the incredible risks, in a multiethnic, multiracial society, of even hinting that one might encourage a backlash against Hispanics."
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,907960,00.html">Weblogs are all blah blah blah</A><br />
From the people who brought you, "God, isn't it <i>annoying</i> how the world is still round?!" and "Don't you find it infuriating how light, you know, <i>works</i>?!"
<li> <a href="http://www.mozilla.org/projects/camino/">Camino 0.7 is released</a><br />
Only interesting to those of you with OSX of course. Camino is the new name for the browser-previously-known-as-Chimera.
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<p>It's the first sign of the apocalypse - <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> is throwing up errors all over the shop. I've checked with a few other people to see if it's happening with them too. My favourite response was from <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org">Matt Haughey</a> who essentially said that he couldn't really chat at the moment since he was currently onstage at <a href="http://www.sxsw.com">SXSW</a> doing a panel on online journalism with <a href="http://jd.manilasites.com/">JD Lasica</a>, <A href="http://weblog.siliconvalley.com/column/dangillmor/">Dan Gillmor</a> and the guy from <a href="http://www.crabwalk.com/">crabwalk.com</a>. But yes, he'd just noticed it too...</p>
<p><img alt="google_bork.gif" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/images/extra/google_bork.gif" width="400" height="173" style="margin: 0px; padding:0px; border: solid 12px #ADDFFF;"></p>
<p>Of course everyone's first assumption is going to be that <a href="http://www.evhead.com">Ev</a> broke it.</p>
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AUTHOR: fugu
EMAIL: fugu@blowfishnet.info
IP: 62.202.93.203
URL: http://blowfishnet.info
DATE: 03/10/2003 08:17:22 AM
We've had a great deal of buzzing about the Blogger/Google thing. The people in favourite of the deal were talking of more reliability... Now to come to the point: Im maintaining a blog powered by Blogger (not hosted there) and I am not able to change the templates of my blog at the moment. Could it be that Google's troubles are somehow connected with the problems of Blogger? Would be interesting to hear more on this story.
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TITLE: Broken Google!
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000441.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 03/09/2003 06:33:55 PM
The sky is falling; Google is breaking (17:47 GMT 9 March 2003) with the following error message: Server Error The...
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<p>You know, really, if you think about it, it's totally ok just to steal links from <a href="http://www.popdex.com">Popdex</a>, <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> because you're still only going to steal the <i>good</i> links and that helps everything self-filter even more effectively. Or something...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.newsarama.com/Filth.htm">Grant Morrison on 'The Filth'</a> [via <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=11402">Darren</a>]<br />
Innoculating readers by injecting them with dirt.
<li> <a href="http://w-uh.com/index.cgi/articles/030308-tyranny_of_email.html">The Tyranny of E-mail</a><br />
Clear and intelligent instructions on 'how to get things done'.
<li> <a href="http://www.wishville.co.uk/gorey/">Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies</a><br />
"N is for Neville who died of ennui."
<li> <a href="http://www.sundayherald.com/31949">The New McCarthyism</a><br />
We've heard the phrase "Anti-American" before...
</ul>
<p>More later in the day when I've had another stab at finishing my long piece on weblogs as conversation.</p>
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URL: http://www.gustavholmberg.com/tomrum/archives/001309.html
IP: 209.68.1.93
BLOG NAME: Det perfekta tomrummet
DATE: 03/10/2003 02:06:32 PM
N�tet kan vara ett svart h�l, tidsm�ssigt, och ibland undrar jag om man inte fick mer gjort med penna och
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<p>I wonder if it's converting to Movable Type that means that I find it so hard to write. I wonder if it's the fact that each entry gets its own full page to sit-upon that makes me nervous about short posts or fragments of life-commentary. I get this anxiety that I won't be able to think of enough to say to warrant a full stark blank white page. And if I know I've got enough to say, then I get angsty because writing then becomes this significant job of work that really should take second-place to something more work-minded...</p>
<ul>
<li> <A href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/11/science/space/11COSM.html?8isc">Could the Universe be shaped like a doughnut?</a><br />
A particularly good debate has arisen about the shape of the universe - does it infinitely extend in all directions or does it curve back upon itself? Cosmologists are always having these kinds of debates - just a few years back some nutters were trying to convince us that the world was spherical.
<li> <a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030306/152/duuf8.html">Wifi in Starbucks</a><br />
T-mobile extends its plans to put wireless internet access in Starbucks branches, but makes the UK prices <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000443.shtml">four times as expensive as the US ones</a>.
<li> <a href="http://www.voxpolitics.com/weblog/archives/000246.html#000246">Tom Steinberg comments on UpMyStreet Conversations</a><br />
In the process he references <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/cnv/topic.php3?msgno=4807211">an ongoing thread</a> that criticises the site for reflecting the interests of its current users. In my opinion this represents a stunning misconception of the purpose of the site and 'politics' in general.
<li> <a href="http://politx.ohskylab.com/archives/000515.php">The increasingly brilliant politX posts about Section 28</a><br />
Section 28 is the piece of legislation designed to stop teachers talking to students about gay people and what it means to be gay. Conservative backbenchers are fighting to keep it in place, despite the fact that gay teenagers are most at risk of attempted (and successful) suicides.
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URL: http://www.ludicrous.org.uk/mt/archives/000343.html
IP: 212.227.119.10
BLOG NAME: Technovia
DATE: 03/13/2003 12:23:45 AM
Tom pondersponders if it's Movable Type. I think it's just the time of year. I've definitely noticed that a lot
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<p>Right. I'm on a mission. I'm wacked out on Dr Pepper and dog-related endorphins, I've just watched <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0117060">Mission Impossible</a> on TV and I've got at least three posts I want to get written by eleven o'clock. Let's be honest with each other for a moment - I'm not going to get any of them done if I fanny around 'thinking' about them or 'trying to get the spelling right'. So let's get on with it, shall we - starting with an appeal to the godhead of microcontent voting... "Please Mr Blogdex (if you haven't done so already) could you fix it for these links to get absurdly popular?"</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.reinvigorate.net">Reinvigorate.net</a><br />
I don't know who the hell these people are, but they sure know how to make elegant and well-assembled real-time stat-checking web interfaces. Unlike places like <a href="http://www.thecounter.com">thecounter.com</a> or <a href="http://www.extreme-dm.com/tracking/">extreme stats</a>, there's no advertising, no monthly fee and your stats are all nice and password protected. More entertaining still is the fact that you can have a little Flash MX window open that shows you traffic to your site in real-time as it happens. It can't possibly scale, of course, but it's bloody nice now. Have a play while you still can...
<li> <a href="http://trashaddict.blogspot.com/">Trash Addict</a><br />
This post is merely another part of my semi-regular plugging of Trash Addict as one of the most generally and genuinely entertaining weblogs out there. The reason I keep getting surprised by its excellence is that it (like so many other weblogs I'd like to read regularly) doesn't have an RSS feed. So I can't read it via <a href="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire">NetNewsWire</a>. This makes my reading of it more sporadic - with the weird side effect that I'm always surprised how good it is.
<li> <a href="http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=10922">SETI project reaches next stage</a><br />
Any article that starts with the line, "After more than a million years of computation..." is going to be OK with me. In full-on web-geek Star-Trek loving, Farscape-missing dorky can't-get-a-boyfriend mode, I find the SETI@home project endlessly fascinating and exciting. The idea that they've now got a reasonable assortment of potential signals from across the universe to investigate is ludicrously wonderful. Dear God, I hope that any aliens we find aren't interested in quite smart, dextrous new beasts of burden. [<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,57992,00.html">More at Wired</A>]
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<p>So here's a hypothetical situation for you. Let's say that there's a Starbucks in the high street. Let's say that this Starbucks runs a wireless network in association with T-mobile. And let's say that they charge for access to this wireless network. Now let's say that <i>above</i> this Starbucks is a flat. And let's say that in that flat is a geek. And let's say that this geek is running his own Wifi node, that he leaves open to the general public and advertises on something like <a href="http://www.consume.net">consume.net</a>. So the average customer to Starbucks has two options - the pay-for service supplied by Starbucks or the free one run by the guy upstairs.</p>
<p>Now here's the thing - how long do we think it would be before Starbucks tried to shut him down? Days? Hours? Minutes? And why do I get the feeling that they'd probably be successful in doing so? This seems to be a situation that's likely to crop up in the next six to eight months or so (if it hasn't done so already) so I'm interested - what <i>would</i> the legal implications be?</p>
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AUTHOR: Darren
EMAIL: darren@timemachinego.com
IP: 132.185.132.12
URL: http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/
DATE: 03/13/2003 12:15:33 PM
I don't see how Starbucks could shut down the hypothetical geek legally -- the two nodes could co-exist in the same building on different frequencies so it's not like he's stopping customers using the expensive starbucks node.
Starbucks do have an advantage -- they can advertise their services to their customers but I suspect the average wifi consumer will learn to scan for different networks and choose the cheapest one.
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AUTHOR: Jez Higgins
EMAIL: jez@jezuk.co.uk
IP: 62.30.55.88
URL: http://jez.jezuk.co.uk/
DATE: 03/13/2003 12:28:53 PM
I agree. What's is the crime and where's the offence?
It might not be a geek in the upstairs flat, of course. It could be the place across the road - which might be a lone geek shut in his garrett or, perhaps, more likely some big company that hasn't (or doesn't) secure its WAPs. As more and more people start using wifi, there could be any number of WAPs covering that lucky coffee drinker.
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AUTHOR: paulpod
EMAIL: paulpod@neuromantics.net
IP: 217.154.6.98
URL: http://www.neuromantics.net
DATE: 03/13/2003 01:12:22 PM
This shortly isn't going to be a hypothetical situation for me (and others i presume). I've been running xmthmkt.net for a year now. I imagine nothing much will happen, however I'd like to bet I'll have a better signal strength (thanks to the meter tall 10db antenna in my living room window) so auto connecti clients are liekly to jump straight on mine.
Another problem could turn out to be abuse: If someone unleashes a virus via my node do i get in toruble? If someone surfs or serves some child porn from my node (unlikely in starbucks, true) do i get in trouble? If I transparently monitor traffic do i get in trouble?
Could turn out that these issues may close open privately owned networks anyway, with fear of legal nastiness doing starbucks lawyers job for them.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/13/2003 01:33:07 PM
I wouldn't be so sure that Starbucks can be relied upon to operate so fairly - or that the courts would necessarily support the independent trader in these matters. I've been talking to <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> about this stuff, and he says that he thinks I'm too late - that this kind of thing has <i>already</i> taken place. I'm doing some research online to see if that's true, but at the moment all I can find is this <a href="http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2002Aug/pda20020820015946.htm">geek.com article</a> in which it is claimed that Starbucks have damaged the connectivity of a local free wifi network by pushing their own network in the same part of the spectrum... I'll post more if I find out anything else...
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AUTHOR: Jez Higgins
EMAIL: jez@jezuk.co.uk
IP: 62.30.55.88
URL: http://jez.jezuk.co.uk/
DATE: 03/13/2003 02:58:04 PM
Starbucks or MacDonalds or anyone else may not be relied upto to act fairly or reasonably, but that's not what you asked. In the article geek.com article you cite it's the free provider who are taking Starbucks to court, not the other way around. Regardless of the outcome, I don't see that case would have any bearing in the country, though.
Is your question another manifestation of the <a href='http://cyberlaw.stanford.edu/spectrum/'>Property or Commons</a> question?
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AUTHOR: AR
EMAIL: andrew@yellowcandy.com
IP: 217.36.9.68
URL: http://yellowcandy.com
DATE: 03/13/2003 08:26:01 PM
I've been wondering about this recently, as well... I think this is likely to be an issue here in the UK sooner than in the US, after the T-mobile pricing structure is publicised (�47/month for unlimited access! More than twice what I pay for home ADSL...) in the next few days.
Also, T-mobile has been very careful not to test market the service anywhere near university housing here in Oxford, which means essentially that it's not being tested here at all.
Will there also be conflicts with the new pub-connectivity/ McDonald's (!) connectivity?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: pete
EMAIL: monkiboi@monkiboi.net
IP: 80.177.96.252
URL: http://www.monkiboi.net
DATE: 03/14/2003 01:57:34 PM
I'd never considered this (primarily because i don't use wifi) but i presume each wireless node would (could) fall under the same guidelines that ISP's have to follow. i say this because essentially both allow access to the internet so they fall under the same catagory.
i don't think Starbucks could legally challenge another ISP (operator) on the basis of electomagnetic radiation. possibly electomagnetic interference but that would only apply if the geek node happened to operate on the same frequencies. Starbucks would surely have to prove that their system is being degraded by the interference for this to work.
i think it would be easier for Starbucks to install EMC shielding in the ceiling of the coffeshop thereby disabling access to the geek wifi node from within the shop. of course that may be considered anti-competitive and we all know where that kind of thing leads to.
does anyone else keep writing Startbucks? just me eh?
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URL: http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=1861
IP: 217.10.129.148
BLOG NAME: 2lmc spool
DATE: 03/13/2003 01:14:27 PM
<a href='http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/03/a_wifi_hypothetical.shtml'>A Wifi Hypothetical</a>
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TITLE: Tom Coates is also asking
URL: http://www.mikel.org/arch/2003_03_09_mikelarch.html#004521
IP: 64.56.239.34
BLOG NAME: mikel dot org | Michael Boyle's weblog
DATE: 03/13/2003 03:52:57 PM
about the implications of a private citizen operating an open WiFi network in an area where a company like Starbucks is trying to sell access in his post entitled, "A wifi hypothetical." If any of the readers of this site have information on this quest...
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TITLE: WIFI 4 FREE
URL: http://8letters.co.uk/weblog/old/2003/03/index.html#003201
IP: 209.68.2.52
BLOG NAME: 8letters: Weblog
DATE: 03/18/2003 02:37:53 PM
Tom poses a hypothetical question about WIFI and Starbucks. I read about this a few weeks ago and have to
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TITLE: A microcampaign to turn on autodiscovery...
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 1
CONVERT BREAKS: 0
ALLOW PINGS: 1
PRIMARY CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
DATE: 03/13/2003 02:22:21 PM
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<p><b>1) Key Problems with Movable Type.</b> If you're a <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> user then you probably share a few key experiences with me. To start off with, you've probably mis-spelt it <i>Moveable Type</i> more than a few times. You've probably chortled to yourself as you realised your mistake. How foolish you've been. Ha! The other thing you've probably done at some point is scratch your head to the point of bleeding about this whole "Trackback" malarky. I know I have. I know because my outboard brain <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/01/building_trackback_into_plasticbagorg.shtml">tells me so</a>.</p>
<p><b>2) Solve the Trackback confusion by turning on 'Autodiscovery'.</b> One of the most confusing aspects of the whole Trackback debacle is this idea that a different URL is used to ping for trackback than the URL that you use to visit the post itself. This aspect of the relationship is essentially very simple, but it's quite hard to explain and so remains essentially incomprehensible to many web-users. So it's important wherever possible to not draw attention to this process - in fact to conceal its workings as much as possible. The best way to do that is by encouraging the use of <i>autodiscovery</i>. Autodiscovery works like this - when you post something that includes a link to a trackback-enabled weblog, your version of Movable Type goes and has a look at the trackback-enabled weblog's page and tries to find the trackback URL associated with the thing you're linking to. Then it pings it. Nice and easy. You don't have to know the trackback URL (which means they don't have to <i>display</i> the trackback URL anywhere as well). It also means that there's no clunky manual pinging process. It's all nice and neat and self-contained and (more importantly) easy to <i>explain</i> to punters. So why don't you go anc check that autodiscovery is turned on right now...</p>
<p><b>3) Trackback manners.</b> In fact, I think there's probably only one set of circumstances where it's not a good idea to use auto-discovery, and that's the same set of circumstances when it's not appropriate to use Trackback at all. As far as I'm concerned there are at least two of these. Firstly, there's when you don't accept trackback pings yourself. Frankly, if you're not prepared to maintain your place in the embedded conversation, then you don't deserve to participate at all. The other circumstance when you shouldn't enable Trackback at all is when you're maintaining a pure and commentary-less link-log - like the side-panels on <a href="http://www.kottke.org">kottke.org</a> or <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/">anil dash</a>. I think it's important to try and remember what Trackback is <i>for</i> and what it's <i>not</i> for - it's not supposed to be simply a way for you to get a link to your site on highly-trafficked weblogs (although clearly that's what some people use it for). It's supposed to be a way of maintaining the links between posts in such a way that the <i>thread of a conversation can be maintained</i>. If you're not contributing to the conversation in any way, then there's no need for you to use Trackback. In fact every time you do so, you slightly diminish the utility of Trackback and the likelihood of people following the links therein...</p>
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael
EMAIL: mboyle@mikel.org
IP: 198.80.25.76
URL: http://www.mikel.org/
DATE: 03/13/2003 04:01:49 PM
Don't want to ask too much of you, but... It would be a great service if you wrote up a "how to" describing how you got trackback to work as you did (with the sites inline like that). The popup window business is practically a trackback killer for me - in addition to being yet another template to keep up to date, I've had about enough of popup windows of any kind.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/13/2003 04:30:27 PM
Would it help if I just posted up a copy of my template somewhere? I should do a proper write-up, but I've got so many other things I should be doing (to earn money) instead...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael
EMAIL: mboyle@mikel.org
IP: 198.80.25.76
URL: http://www.mikel.org/
DATE: 03/13/2003 04:46:20 PM
That would be great. Like you are, I am busy, and like you were, I am totally perplexed by trackback in general. I get the final product, I just can't visualize the process. The way you've simplified the presentation of the links is a great leg up, and seeing how that happened in the code would probably be plenty. Thanks in advance.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 216.40.52.20
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog/
DATE: 03/13/2003 05:27:24 PM
I've got Trackback autodiscovery turned on, but actually implementing Trackback into my own posts is proving to be a pain in the arse (and thus meanining I unintentionally fall into your "lazy no good blog leeches sucking readers off my traffic" category). If you did share the secret of a transparent Trackback set-up, that would be a great service to the blogging community. There doesn't seem to be anything else on the Internet explaining it...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Mac
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.161.102
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 03/13/2003 07:38:27 PM
i was initally flummoxed by trackback when i started using movable type just over a month ago, but i figured it out by doodling a diagram on a scrap of paper. maybe that was easy for me because i studied some logic at university. once i realised that the trackback code could be pasted into my individual post template without any hacking or similar tomfoolery everything worked fine. maybe that's what confuses people, the fact that since trackback has its own neat little separate template and pop-up window thingy, most users fear they'll break it if they try to modify it for their own needs?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jack
EMAIL: jack@submitresponse.co.uk
IP: 81.132.189.201
URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk/mt/
DATE: 03/13/2003 08:25:46 PM
My one reservation when it comes to autodiscovery is that it applies itself every time you rebuild an entry, which means you end up repeatedly pinging whoever you've linked to when you delete a comment or fix a mistake. (Unless there's some setting I've missed in Movable Type?) Other than that - the more invisible the process the better, although I've merged trackbacks and comments (with the <a href="http://kalsey.com/blog/2003/02/simplecomments/">SimpleComments</a> plugin) which maybe confuses matters further...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 195.92.67.209
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 03/13/2003 10:58:29 PM
Of course, not that I don't think that Trackback is a superb idea and all that, but what if - like, well, me for instance - you're a blinkered and insular weblogger who never writes the sorts of posts that anyone in their right mind would ever consider linking to or, indeed, tracking back to? For anyone with far too great an idea of their own importance - so probably like most bloggers - there's nothing more dispiriting than a whole line of zeroes in brackets running their way down one's beautifully-designed web page (mental note: must get out more).
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: gths@flat-earth.org
IP: 203.164.8.31
URL: http://grudnuk.com/
DATE: 03/14/2003 01:02:12 AM
I had autodiscovery turned on for about the first month I had the MT setup, and it made the posting procedure as slow as a wet fortnight. So I turned it off again.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: JimmyT
EMAIL: mail@lehopictures.com
IP: 216.232.58.138
URL: http://www.lehopictures.com/the_joint/
DATE: 03/14/2003 01:43:39 AM
Well, I've tracked to you, autodiscovered a link which I assume is your trackback log or something, and now I wonder if this is working or not... I can't find your trackback log for this post!!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/14/2003 09:00:57 AM
To Jimmy - I incorporate my trackbacks into the posts themselves - they're appended to the end of the entry (sometimes the page needs to have another comment added for them to show up properly). To Vaughan - we the same is true - lots of my posts don't get any trackbacks at all, but because I incorporate them directly into my post, you never see any zeroes anywhere.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 03/14/2003 11:39:17 AM
I explained trackback to a friend a while ago as an automated version of emailing someone to let them know you'd posted a comment on an entry of theirs, and having them insert an 'update' link at the end of said entry to say that you'd commented on it. Which makes me wonder what the point of having it is at all.
As an automated system, it's open to the sort of advertising abuse you point out (although the blog author can always delete such pings if he or she wishes). Worse, it gives the *appearance* of conversation when actually there is none. If a blog receives a stack of pings, it looks as if its author is engaged in a 'conversation' when actually they're just being used as a high-profile bulletin board. If they were truly engaged in a conversation, they would be *talking back* in a separate post or comment on their blog, and would be dropping links to other blogs into that conversation as a matter of course.
Automating this process may relieve blog authors of any sense of obligation to hold up their side of the conversation. If they don't want to hold up their side of the conversation, that's fine, but to give the appearance that they are simply by hosting a bunch of trackback links seems a little misleading; and if they go further than hosting the trackback link by actually commenting on it, well, isn't that the sort of 'manual linking-back' that trackback is supposed to replace?
I can see trackback making sense in group blogs like MeFi where there is no single author being engaged in conversation; I can even see it making sense in high profile blogs where a community grows up around a single-author blog whose members want to talk among themselves with or without the blog author's involvement (although surely comments boxes are sufficient for that; you can link to your blog posts in a comment if necessary); but it makes no sense as a replacement for the blog author actively taking part in a cross-blog conversation. The only argument for it might be that a trackback ping is more discreet than a direct email, a cough behind the hand rather than an outright request for recognition and response; and that seems ridiculous. Those on the receiving end of a ping know that it was deliberately sent by another human being seeking their attention (or free publicity); how is that more discreet than a one line email saying 'Hi, I liked your post on XYZ, you might like to read my response here...'?
A couple of days ago I finally got around to changing my trackback system to mimic yours, Tom - trackbacks embedded at the end of posts (though not relying solely on autodiscovery as you recommend). But today I'm pulling the whole thing out.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: mike
EMAIL: mikejla@btinternet.com
IP: 217.205.37.3
URL: http://troubled-diva.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 11:57:48 AM
This is a bit like the offside rule in soccer, isn't it?
"No, look, it's really simple, honest - let me run it past you one more time..."
My head hurts!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 03/14/2003 12:12:21 PM
Hi, members of the plasticbag.org community (and Tom, who receives this comment in an email automatically). You might like to read my comment on Tom's post here:
http://speedysnail.com/2003/03.html#442
...although it's actually just a slight rewording of my comment above, broken up into proper paragraphs.
Trackbacks? We don't need no stinkin'... etc.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jon Curnow
EMAIL: jon@curnow.org
IP: 213.235.7.195
URL: http://musak.org
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:35:56 PM
There's a useful thread on the Movable Type support forums on to include trackbacks in your posts - I used it and it worked fine.
http://www.movabletype.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3e71e6d14c4affff;act=ST;f=18;t=8952;hl=trackback+and+include
Also, I'm sure my instance of MT only pings the trackback with the first publish and not at each rebuild. But I'll have to look into that ...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://bobzilla.co.uk/weblog
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:37:07 PM
oh, the irony! "it's not supposed to be simply a way for you to get a link to your site on highly-trafficked weblogs" ... followed by a half dozen trackback links from relatively random sites... it's almost, dare I say it, like some Comic Relief wheeze. I don't mean to be so naughty, sorry, but it's Friday and I want to go home...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@ordinary-life.net
IP: 67.87.47.14
URL: http://www.ordinary-life.net
DATE: 03/16/2003 12:26:59 AM
Bobbie, all the sites seemed to discuss the pros/cons related to this post and its ideas. Some where shorter like mine but all seemed fairly relevent. I purposely made sure I added at least some content in response to plastic bag, mostly agreeing ;). I really think that's the most you can expect.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.81.74
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 03/22/2003 11:15:04 PM
I just installed TrackBack on to my Drupal installation, and it all works fine. I've even put a link to my site from MetaFilter. Traffic-me-do!
I think it's one of the coolest things ever, actually.
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TITLE: Trackbacks, spam and conversations
URL: http://husk.org/blog/arch/trackbacks_spam_and_conversations.html
IP: 217.10.129.148
BLOG NAME: chaff
DATE: 03/13/2003 04:43:11 PM
Ruminations on trackbacks after 2lmc goes ping crazy.
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TITLE: Auto discovery
URL: http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/archives/006238.html
IP: 66.246.77.12
BLOG NAME: mad musings of me
DATE: 03/13/2003 07:28:09 PM
I'm consciousthat I'm slightly breaking 's rulesTom's rules by not really contibuting much to the debate. I like the idea
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TITLE: Plastic TrackBack
URL: http://refugio.f2o.org/archivos/000494.php
IP: 63.237.54.244
BLOG NAME: El Refugio
DATE: 03/13/2003 11:42:54 PM
Siguiendo los consejos de Tom Coates acerca de los trackbacks en Movable Type hice algunas modificaciones a la forma en
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TITLE: Trackback madness
URL: http://www.lehopictures.com/the_joint/archives/000034.html
IP: 139.142.244.21
BLOG NAME: The Joint
DATE: 03/14/2003 01:39:32 AM
This is me trying to figure out how to use trackback and wouldn't you know it but plasticbag.org has just posted about it. So now, as the theory goes, and I have autodiscovery clicked on, MT should figure out that...
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TITLE: Trackback Usage
URL: http://www.ordinary-life.net/blog/archives/001683.php
IP: 209.50.252.235
BLOG NAME: Ordinary-Life.net
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:48:02 AM
An interesting discussion of TrackBack over at Plasticbag. I mostly agree with the sentiment. Though I don't think there always has to be a full blown conversation happening. It really depends on how you use it. You can include the full post as a comme...
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TITLE: Trackback, phpBB, etc.
URL: http://www.brockerhoff.net/bb/viewtopic.php?p=354#354
IP: 200.165.20.202
BLOG NAME: Stochastic Aleatory Ontological Expostulations
DATE: 03/14/2003 04:08:12 PM
...In related posts, Tom Coates at Plastic Bag is campaigning for trackback autodiscovery. I'm amazed how many Movable Type weblogs don't have this turned on; trackback is certainly a hard feature to grasp, even though MT does make it quite easy...
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TITLE: Track Back
URL: http://8letters.co.uk/weblog/old/2003/03/index.html#003196
IP: 209.68.2.52
BLOG NAME: 8letters: Weblog
DATE: 03/16/2003 07:36:25 PM
Tom discusses TrackBack - I've had it switched on for months but have seen very little point in it. I
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URL: http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2474
IP: 217.10.129.148
BLOG NAME: 2lmc spool
DATE: 05/15/2003 02:40:44 PM
<a href='http://ranchero.com/netnewswire/featureIdeas.php'>NNW wishlist</a>
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URL: http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2727
IP: 217.10.129.148
BLOG NAME: 2lmc spool
DATE: 06/12/2003 03:52:00 PM
<a href='http://www.beblogging.com/blog/20020917-112331'>extensions in urls considered harmful</a>
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TITLE: On the meltdown at the Guardian...
STATUS: Publish
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<p>Mad outbursts in national newspapers are like the rays of sunshine glinting through the storm clouds of international news. It's lovely to be able to sense the person who wrote the news, and get a sense of his or her vibrant perspective on the events they're writing about. It adds interest to information that you might otherwise wish to totally disregard. Like for example information on Cricket! So let's turn towards today's <a href="http://sport.guardian.co.uk/cricketworldcup2003/overbyover/story/0,12864,914033,00.html">cricket report on Guardian Unlimited</a>. It starts reasonably enough:</p>
<blockquote>"It's really simple: India are already through, New Zealand have to win."</blockquote>
<p>But then it goes a little pear-shaped:</p>
<blockquote>"Meanwhile, have you ever thought what sort of life is this and what the hell am I doing boarding a train for Moorgate at 6.30 In the morning and then standing around for ages waiting for a tube while staring at a sign telling you that if you wait for four minutes you can board a train to Uxbridge I'd rather wait four hours for a journey with the Grim Reaper quite frankly and then you get to work and then there's this and I know the cricket's good and all that but I've got out of the wrong side of bed this morning and in any case it's not as if I'll write a cracking match report and then get rewarded by being sent on a wonderful assignment around the world because I'll be very surprised if any of my bosses will read any of this let's be honest they won't although on the other hand that's probably just as well.."</blockquote>
<p>And that's before the weblog-style grumpy commentary kicks in! I mean - classy, fascinating comments emerge like, "Asger Kring works for a Copenhagen media company that publishes several newspapers. "Do you want me to inquire whether they are looking for an over-by-over commentary guy?" Yes. Yes. <b>YES! YES! YES!!!!</b> Not that I'm desperate or anything." By the ninth over, people are writing in with their improvisational 'hit the keyboard with your fists' comments:</p>
<blockquote>"I must have a different keyboard-banging technique from Leonard," types John Kirby with his big fists. "I get 'ytcdskljojnvds.lkzsedli;j un fesalmjni vfesa;lmija;mju fceiv faewj;omivrewaomiu; svfeomijuhlvesmu;oilgvrstmjloivtrseomiju,' which looks rather like Finnish."</blockquote>
<p>God, my sides would be shaking hard as Shakin' Stephens if it wasn't (as Matt has pointed out to me) potentially a 'wacky' <a href="http://www.rednoseday.com/">Red Nose Day</a> thing. Wouldn't that just drain all the life out of it? Like <i>all</i> the life out of it? I hate Red Nose Day. It's so desperate and tiring and forced. And they think they're being so cool and down with the kids. Grrr. Wankers.</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> Worth reading the comments on this one - you might learn something. I certainly did.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Steinberg
EMAIL: steiny@barrysworld.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.voxpolitics.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:16:54 PM
Wouldn't it be ironic if this meme created the backlash that finally put the bullet in the dying beast of Red Nose Day?
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://bobzilla.co.uk/weblog
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:32:45 PM
Actually they're like that all the time, Tom. It's got nothing to do with Red Nose Day.
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AUTHOR: Neil Mc
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 194.205.4.1
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:39:15 PM
Tom - I'm disappointed you didn't read the very similar antics during the World Cup last summer, when some of their commentaries were much more interesting than the matches themselves...
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: mwmc01@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 207.121.103.5
URL: http://www.londonmark.blogspot.com/
DATE: 03/14/2003 02:47:31 PM
The Mexico v USA game is a particularly classic minute-by-minute and was quoted by Gary Lineker as part of the BBC coverage of a later USA game.
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AUTHOR: azeem
EMAIL: azeem@azhar.co.uk
IP: 213.208.108.177
URL: http://azeem.azhar.co.uk
DATE: 03/14/2003 03:15:00 PM
Dude it is a conspiracy. No doubt about it.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/14/2003 03:22:31 PM
Neil, I really don't think you should be disappointed as such - my knowledge of sport and sporting commentary is far from complete but that's because of a total and abiding lack of interest, not because I'm being slack! Can it <i>really</i> be true that they write like that all the time? I hope it's true, but I fear I will never again be in a position to check...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: deej
EMAIL: dj@sassylad.co.uk
IP: 217.44.92.212
URL: http://www.sassylad.co.uk
DATE: 03/14/2003 03:23:18 PM
If it gets taken down it's available here to chuckle at: http://www.sassylad.co.uk/blog_stuff/guardian_capture.htm
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AUTHOR: Neil Mc
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 194.205.4.1
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 04:12:16 PM
Tom - really, it is. Their commentaries are worth reading even if - like me - you have no interest in cricket. One of the few things on the web (apart from Winer in full flow) that's likely to inspire a hearty guffaw.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/14/2003 04:56:28 PM
For those of you who aren't aware - Neil works at The Guardian and helps to maintain a site at <a href="http://www.onlineblog.com">OnlineBlog.com</a> - so I guess he's probably pretty trustworthy. I think this is highly entertaining though, since I've been sent the link by independent people about fifteen times since 1pm, none of whom saw it on my site and all of whom believe the Guardian to be pushing its correspondents to the point of insanity! It's clearly doing the rounds of the internet, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's the most-read episode of that particular stroke-by-stroke column ever!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@mac.com
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 03/14/2003 05:21:31 PM
I agree on two points: 1) sport commentaries are better than the actual event, 2) wearing a hairy red nose and deeley-boppers *is* desperate and tiring and forced, but spending an hour and a half of work's time attired with such gizmos and ending up with over �50 in small change has got to be worth the effort...hasn't it? Ah well, suit yourself... ~; p
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AUTHOR: Darren
EMAIL: darren@timemachinego.com
IP: 132.185.240.15
URL: http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/
DATE: 03/14/2003 05:23:55 PM
Yeah, I remember some of <a href="http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2002/minutebyminute/story/0,11927,738914,00.html">the commentary from World Cup 2002</a> very well...
<i>'It's a berth in the last eight of the World Series for the States, and you can't say these jocks haven't deserved it after a superb offensive display. Germany await: there'll be a hell of a lot of towel-flicking in the locker room tonight. Actually, despite my tedious riffing, this needs to be said: the US have been worthy winners today. And many apologies to Beau Giles from San Francisco, who has sent me an email with the subject heading: Dude, you're totally harshing my buzz, man.'</i>
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AUTHOR: Nicklas
EMAIL: n@carbonatedink.com
IP: 62.127.52.69
URL: http://www.carbonatedink.com/me/lostpages/
DATE: 03/14/2003 07:36:40 PM
Really. This Red Nose Day is even more incomprehensible than Cricket, and being a furriner my mind wasn�t created to ever truly get Cricket in the first place. But sport commentaries can be rather fun. I too have zero interest in any sport, but I still read the Hunter Thompson piece on ESPN.com.
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AUTHOR: Stephen Dunn
EMAIL: stephen@cuica.co.uk
IP: 193.115.130.232
URL:
DATE: 03/14/2003 07:43:57 PM
Trust me. I work at the Guardian, and this was not a "Red Nose Day" prank. This stufff is run of the mill for their regular minute by minute coverage.
So less of your "grrrr Wankers" sneering, thankyou!
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AUTHOR: Jon
EMAIL: jerimm@essex.ac.uk
IP: 213.107.224.5
URL:
DATE: 03/14/2003 07:49:36 PM
Did this remind anyone else of Complicity by Iain Banks?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/14/2003 08:07:24 PM
Surely this takes liberal self-hatred a little far though? Plus also - does <i>everyone</i> work at the Guardian? Why don't <i>I</i> work at the Guardian, that's what I want to know...
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AUTHOR: Neil Mc
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 08:37:54 PM
Tom - you mean you *don't* work at the Guardian? Damn - I'll never visit again :-)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Ben Hammersley
EMAIL: ben@benhammersley.com
IP: 62.128.179.3
URL: http://www.benhammersley.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 09:07:38 PM
I work for them, but they don't let me in the building.
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AUTHOR: CATFUNT
EMAIL: paul@liketv.com
IP: 81.77.133.249
URL: http://www.catfunt.net
DATE: 03/14/2003 10:27:43 PM
I wrote for The Guardian when they had Shift-Control which just makes me old. It was the days when Paul Robinson would write about getting a haircut. I guess that makes him a pre-blog blogger.
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AUTHOR: CATFUNT
EMAIL: paul@liketv.com
IP: 81.77.133.249
URL: http://www.catfunt.net/blog
DATE: 03/14/2003 10:27:59 PM
I wrote for The Guardian when they had Shift-Control which just makes me old. It was the days when Paul Robinson would write about getting a haircut. I guess that makes him a pre-blog blogger.
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AUTHOR: Jonathan Sanderson
EMAIL: jonathan@quernstone.com
IP: 62.252.224.6
URL: http://www.quernstone.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 11:59:40 PM
Of course, there's a long tradition of bizarre and amusing cricket commentary; Test Match Special has never been particularly po-faced, from Johnners corpsing, through 'The batsmans' Holding, the bowler's Willie,' to discussion about fruitcakes sent in by listeners. <a href="http://www.cricket.org/">Cricinfo</a>'s coverage also has its wittier moments. I thoroughly approve of the Guardian's contribution to the corpus, having heartily enjoyed it on many occasions.
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AUTHOR: Jonathan Sanderson
EMAIL: jonathan@quernstone.com
IP: 62.252.224.6
URL: http://www.quernstone.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 11:59:59 PM
Of course, there's a long tradition of bizarre and amusing cricket commentary; Test Match Special has never been particularly po-faced, from Johnners corpsing, through 'The batsmans' Holding, the bowler's Willie,' to discussion about fruitcakes sent in by listeners. <a href="http://www.cricket.org/">Cricinfo</a>'s coverage also has its wittier moments. I thoroughly approve of the Guardian's contribution to the corpus, having heartily enjoyed it on many occasions.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org
IP: 195.92.67.74
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org
DATE: 03/15/2003 01:51:29 AM
I don't work for The Guardian either - but after the week I've had (check the media sections), I'd very much like to. Gissa job. I could do that. Go on, gissa.
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: frizzy_logic@SPAMLESShotmail.com
IP: 80.177.18.254
URL: http://frizzy_logic.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/15/2003 03:56:51 PM
The sports bits are the only parts of the Today programme worth listening to.
Red nose day - even my totally teleholic 8-year-old couldn't take more than four minutes of it and [gasp] turned the television off himself. Once-in-a-lifetime experience. Or perhaps annual experience.
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AUTHOR: Bobbie
EMAIL: bob@bobzilla.co.uk
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 03/18/2003 05:04:41 PM
So, out of all the comments above, nine of them are from Guardian employees or contributors.
Erk!
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URL: http://azeem.azhar.co.uk/archives/000481.php
IP: 195.82.99.3
BLOG NAME: azeem.azhar.co.uk
DATE: 03/14/2003 03:02:47 PM
Ok. Cricket can be dull but sometimes a writer's frustrations creep out. Perhaps a little too vehemently. Still, he makes...
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TITLE: Guardian Cricket Writer Comes Unstuck
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/archive/2003/03/guardian_cricket_writer_comes_unstuck.html
IP: 64.39.15.88
BLOG NAME: macdaraconroy.com
DATE: 03/14/2003 10:16:55 PM
The link for this piece might not be live for long, so I've copied the best bit for everyone to
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TITLE: Guardian Writer loses it
URL: http://www.mcshasta.com/blog/archives/000280.php
IP: 216.110.36.12
BLOG NAME: mcshasta
DATE: 03/20/2003 10:34:59 PM
The Guardian Unlimited is the UK's most popular online newspaper. They always have well written articles and seem to have
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TITLE: Has B3ta been spammed?
STATUS: Publish
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<p><b>Apologies:</b> <i>I don't know for how long it has been the case, but the game is now loading for me in a separate window - this could have been a change at their end or a browser bug at my end. Please disregard all that follows.</i></p>
<p>Every Friday, <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a> send out their newsletter - a newsletter that goes out to many thousands of people and is known world-wide. The newsletter contains links to fun things made by B3ta people as well as to cool things send in by members of the public...</p>
<p>Except this week it's different. The b3ta newsletter contained a link to a game described as follows:</p>
<blockquote>"<b>>> Stroke the Kitty Game <<</b><br />
"I've made a new game", writes Jibbed, "I've<br />
named it Kitty Stroke. The cat needs your help.<br />
She's in dire need of some serious stroking<br />
action. Stroke that cat as if your life<br />
depended on it." TIP: The aim of the game is<br />
to follow the cat with your cursor. Great.<br />
<a href="http://www.magic-carpet.freeserve.co.uk/thb/kittystroke.html ">http://www.magic-carpet.freeserve.co.uk/thb/kittystroke.html </a></blockquote>
<p>When you click through to the page, however, the game isn't there at all. It has been replaced with a button that claims to launch the game, but instead launches an affiliate link to Sky Digital. Also on the page is an advert for OneTel. Now, as far as I can make out, there are two explanations for this state of affairs. 1) The people at the other end changed the page "accidentally" or 2) The people at the other end decided to co-opt the mailing list and use it as a cheap and easy way of making some money. </p>
<p>Which leaves us with the question: Given that we don't want our cool mailing lists and independent bits of cool and homegrown content usurped by unscrupulous idiots - <i>how do we make sure that they make no revenue out of this?</i> Presumably neither Sky nor OneTel wish to have their affiliate programmes abused in this kind of way...</p>
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AUTHOR: Dan
EMAIL: spanky_spangler@hotmail.com
IP: 62.49.23.237
URL: http://www.thisispull.co.uk
DATE: 03/15/2003 12:24:36 AM
I for one am dubious.... a previous issue of the newsletter has headlined viral stuff they've made for hula-hoops and lastminute.com in the same issue. I think b3ta has begun imploding - the messageboard is getting more clogged up with crap all the time, also some traces of latent homophobia...
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AUTHOR: b3ta@b3ta.com
EMAIL: b3ta@b3ta.com
IP: 217.39.79.34
URL:
DATE: 03/15/2003 01:51:08 AM
We have no idea. We posted the link in good faith. After the newsletter went out the link changed.
We have changed the web copy of the newsletter accordingly.
See here.
http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue80/
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.152.58
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/15/2003 09:23:26 AM
Thanks Rob - it's as I suspected - someone out there seems to have tried to abuse the good faith put in them by the B3ta crew to make a little money. So now - how do we stop these people making money out of it?
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AUTHOR: Meg
EMAIL: spam@notsosoft.com
IP: 62.3.109.33
URL: http://www.notsosoft.com
DATE: 03/15/2003 10:50:52 AM
Hmm. I clicked on the link in the b3ta mail at about 6pm, and it went through to the game. By the time you posted the rant above, it had indeed changed - but the game still actually loads, in addition to the Sky affiliate thing - in case you're desperate to play, it's <a href="http://www.magic-carpet.freeserve.co.uk/thb/kittystroke2.html">here</a>. My guess is that someone submitted it, then once it appeared in the newsletter, saw the opportunity to make some cash to offset their costs. Not very bright, but hardly grand larceny. And it's not that good a game anyway...
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AUTHOR: Wolfie
EMAIL: wolfie_paranormal@hotmail.com
IP: 172.182.243.64
URL: http://www.1heluva.com/cgi-bin/join.cgi?refer=23030
DATE: 03/17/2003 10:32:33 PM
Well expressed :o)
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AUTHOR: Danil G
EMAIL: granstream@tiscali.se
IP: 217.209.176.94
URL:
DATE: 03/21/2003 12:00:36 AM
Still can't get it in latest Mozilla/1.3 - if I don't cheat. Don't bother, I'm fine under most circumstances.. Possible reason, however. From source code: embed src="file:///C:/Documents and Settings/Jon/Desktop/kittyStroke.swf"
There's an outer tag that should be OK, but Mozilla like their quirky Gecko (i.e., trying to imitate "IE compliance," I guess.)
Apologies: And whatever pertinent means?! I'm sorry if I wasn't..
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TITLE: A Singular Lack of Integrity?
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Politics
DATE: 03/16/2003 08:03:53 PM
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<p>On the news now, a correspondent reported from the Azores where the pro-war-in-Iraq lobby have been meeting. She said something I found startling. Apparently at several points during the last few months it had looked like the UK/US position would get upwards of nine/ten votes in the Security Council. That was until France declared its intention to use its veto. At this point the other countries saw no <i>advantage</i> in voting to approve a war that couldn't happen anyway - and which might cost them an election. Almost to a man, they changed to a no vote.</p>
<p>I've expressed repeatedly my anxieties with any upcoming war with Iraq - that while it's clear to me that Saddam Hussein is an unpleasant man who should be removed, the route that I believe <i>has</i> to be taken is one of international collaboration. I do <i>not</i> believe that any country or group of countries should be able to act internationally (unless they have directly and individually been provoked) without at least the vaguest assent from the international community. My opinion has been that, should there be failings in the United Nations, then it is the job of the world to change the United Nations, not to disregard it.</p>
<p>But my whole position has relied on the integrity of the people concerned. If countries act in an honourable way, then I have respect for their opinions. And I've argued to defend the assumption that people <i>are</i> acting honourably. I have continually argued for France's right to express its dissent from the opinion of the international community. And I've been hostile to the possibility that France or the United States should try and bargain with, threaten or buy the votes of any other country on the Security Council or across the world.</p>
<p>But where <i>is</i> this integrity, exactly? France has crossed the line a couple of times. The United States and the UK have demonstrated that they're not averse to a little bullying as well. And now we hear that the votes of the rest of the Security Council depend only on what they think will play well with their electorates. Our world is run by monsters and hypocrites and if I could retire from it, I would.</p>
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AUTHOR: Frankenstein
EMAIL: paulf@panix.com
IP: 66.108.225.89
URL: http://paulfrankenstein.org/
DATE: 03/16/2003 09:07:40 PM
It is a truism among students of international relations that all foreign policy is driven by domestic politics.
What you're seeing is the inevitable expression of that axiom.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.43.124
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/16/2003 09:59:38 PM
I think that's a difficult statement to justify, because it encodes two very different ideas in one - firstly, that one works internationally 'in the interest of one's country' and secondly that one does things to secure an electorate. The first is clearly true, and probably should be. You represent the interests of the people who elected you first and foremost, responsibilities that are only restricted by international treaties. The second is often true but not always (why otherwise would Blair be so pro-war when his country is not?), and is what I have issue with.
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AUTHOR: nick sweeney
EMAIL: nick@nonspace.org
IP: 62.254.64.6
URL:
DATE: 03/17/2003 12:29:30 AM
The line that Chirac said he'd veto in all circumstances is bullshit. Obviously, Jack Straw doesn't feel the need to translate the 'ce soir' bit of Chirac's statement.
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: frizzy_logic@SPAMLESShotmail.com
IP: 80.177.18.254
URL: http://frizzy_logic.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/17/2003 01:27:07 PM
The six current non-permanent members of the UN Security Council are Mexico, Chile, Pakistan, Guinea, Angola and Cameroon. I do not know much about Chile, so leaving that aside Mexico is the only country among them which has held anything that could come within radar range of a democratic election within decades. I know for certain that the human rights records of Guinea, Angola and Cameroon are among the worst in the world. I also know that the "economies" of Angola and Guinea rely heavily on oil production - which has considerable US investment. Cameroon hosts the outlet of an enormous oil pipeline which brings crude from Chad to the sea. These countries do not have an electorate to represent or worry about, they are monstrous self-perpetuating oligarchic kleptocracies. When it becomes clear that a veto-wielding nation (France) is going to scupper the resolution then the others are in the annoying position of no longer having leverage (financial and political) over the US and can, by way of compensation, curry favour with other interest groups. There really is no such thing as a free lunch. America is becoming the imperialist power of our age.
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: synaesmedia@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.77
URL: http://www.synaesmedia.com
DATE: 03/17/2003 02:14:54 PM
Could be the other way round. The other countries *never* wanted to support the US, but felt pressure to do so. Once France has signalled it's determination to veto, the pressure is off these countries. They can do what they *really* wanted without it being their fault that the US doesn't get what it wants.
France is acting as lighting conductor for US rage.
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: synaesmedia@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.77
URL: http://www.synaesmedia.com
DATE: 03/17/2003 03:04:19 PM
Could be the other way round. The other countries *never* wanted to support the US, but felt pressure to do so. Once France has signalled it's determination to veto, the pressure is off these countries. They can do what they *really* wanted without it being their fault that the US doesn't get what it wants.
France is acting as lighting conductor for US rage.
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: frizzy_logic@SPAMLESShotmail.com
IP: 80.177.18.254
URL: http://frizzy_logic.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/17/2003 04:10:48 PM
Re my earlier post - got my guineas in a knot... oil-based economy is Equatorial Guinea. For Guinea (Conakry) please substitute "mineral rich devestatingly poor country enmeshed in regional conflicts". Or, better still, ignore me entirely and read (which you probably have done already) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2835913.stm, the last para being the saddest.
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AUTHOR: Charlie B.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 137.205.8.2
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/18/2003 01:34:09 PM
qB should certainly be ignored, since (s)he informs us that "the six current non-permanent members of the UN Security Council are Mexico, Chile, Pakistan, Guinea, Angola and Cameroon." The UN Security Council in fact has 15 members. In addition to those listed by qB there are Spain, Bulgaria, Germany and Syria. Nor is ignorance of the political development of Chile an excuse for sweeping it into absurd generalisations about representative elections. Why anyone might or might not have done something when they are no longer obliged to do so is a speculative irrelevance. The point is that there is no basis for engaging in discussion of any aspect of voting on a resolution if one of the possible desired outcomes has been precluded. However, all this aside, I am completely bemused by the sudden aversion to domestic public opinion influencing foreign policy: I thought that that was precisely the goal of all demonstrations (especially the one last month in London) against the war.
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AUTHOR: Charlie B.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 137.205.8.2
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/18/2003 01:59:11 PM
I should add with respect to Mr Cook that the Prime Minister demoted him from Foreign Secretary immediately after the 2001 General Election victory. Mr Cook's principal responsibility as Leader of the House of Commons became reform of the House of Lords, but the Prime Minister contradicted his proposals and ensured that no further action would be taken on the issue before the next Election. Mr Cook's career is over as long as Tony Blair remains Prime Minister (which Ms Short's is not). If Tony Blair should, by any chance, fall from power, then the most effective -- possibly the only possible -- challenge to Gordon Brown to succeed him would need to come from someone outside the Cabinet, who bears no responsibility for the war policy. Mr Cook has always nurtured ambitions to be Prime Minister, and his resignation now (quietly, but carefully prepared over the last few weeks) is an astute move. Indeed, if Mr Cook, as a senior and capable figure, is to be the focus of left-wing and anti-Blair organising, it is important that HE, and not Ms Short, should be the big resignation. No doubt that it why she was denouced for "grandstanding" last week, and why she has been perhaps persuaded to stay in the Cabinet. Mr Cook simply has to appear principled and measured, and allow his henchmen and other supporters to do the work for him with MPs. Not too difficult a task when the back-benches are full, after 6 years, of grude-bearing failed ministers, sacked or let go by the Prime Minister. I noticed that Frank Dobson was sitting next to Mr Cook when he made his Commons statement (and patteed him when he sat down). Mr Dobson was a hopeless Health Minister (responsible for much of the mess the NHS is still in) and was sacrified, most unwillingly, in the London Mayoral elections which Ken Livingstone won. The leader of the anti-war rebel MPs (and the man who praised Mr Cook so lavishly on the TV) is Chris Smith -- another absolutely hopeless minister who got the push. Indeed, Mr Cook's supporters are headed by a pretty dreadful bunch of has-beens, and it is that fate which Mr Cook is desperate to avoid. Oh, did I mention principles? No? There might be one or two conveniently sprinkled around. But not enough to emulate unless you have something to gain by doing so.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/18/2003 02:00:49 PM
It's a fine distinction to be drawn, clearly - but we know that governments have more information than the general public. If it's a moral issue, then it's the role of the government to try and do what it believes to be best and to try and get the public behind it. If it fails to get the public behind it, then it's still susceptible to their subsequent voting at the next elections. Essentially, then - one responsibility of government is to reach out and persuade the people that they know what they're doing. Backing away from that responsibility because - in this case - there's no practical way of getting the thing done seems to me morally suspect.
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AUTHOR: Paolo
EMAIL: blackpencildesign@hotmail.com
IP: 65.92.188.193
URL: http://www.blackpencildesign.com
DATE: 03/21/2003 05:30:35 PM
The real issue of contention is, should anyone be going to war with Iraq?
It is clear that Saddam's regime is morally courrupt. It is clear that given half the chance, Saddam would surge his borders to envelope as much oil producing land as possible. It is also clear that many of his people live in constant fear and that true democracy does not exist to them.
What is not clear is why the United States and its so called "allies" would suddenly be concerned with the lives of Iraqi people. How many of the pro-war populace care(d) about Rwanda, or Cuba, China, Korea, etc.?
It upsets me to see so many people swallow the selling job that the Bush administration has been spouting about the 'just cause' of this war.
Here is an exerpt from an article titled, "What is the war's 'brand strategy'?" -By Lou Marano that best describes what so many are falling for.
"[Tracey]Riese said that in 1776 American colonists transformed the Revolution from a contest between powers to a struggle for "liberty" by enlightened citizens. The Civil War, which began as a struggle between two economic systems and constitutional interpretations, took on new meaning when Abraham Lincoln reframed it as a battle for the soul of a nation 'conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.' "
With the right sugar coated topping people will swallow the most foul things.
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URL: http://www.ordinary-life.net/blog/archives/001701.php
IP: 209.50.252.235
BLOG NAME: Ordinary-Life.net
DATE: 03/19/2003 02:48:23 PM
kottke sums up the war which comes as close to my thinking as I've seen so far. Tom Coates also has a well worded opinion that strikes me as well thought out. Because Opinions are like... well you know, here's mine....
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TITLE: Clutter on your desktop...
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<p><a href="http://www.sprote.com/clutter/">Clutter</a> is my favourite new OSX toy. It starts off as a tiny little window that links in with <A href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/">iTunes</a>. While you're listening to music, it pops online and grabs cover images from <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>. Now that - in and of itself - is quite entertaining. But then it gets really good. You can drag the covers off onto your desktop and pile them up like there were CDs on your floor. And when you want to listen to an album, you just double click on the cover. iTunes then makes a bespoke playlist and starts playing it straight-away.</p>
<p>There's a couple of really interesting aspects to this. Firstly, there's this nostalgic yearning for groupings of music in album-like shapes. Many of us using toys like the <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod">iPod</a> have got used to thinking about the future of music as being song-sized - componentised. It feels kind of weird to start playing with albums again. But then again, maybe the rampant componentisation that we're currently experiencing is a push too far - a utopian idea of totally fluid information chunks that will prove to be illusory and against the best interests of human beings. It could be that the 'album' is about to enjoy a resurgence. I'll tell you one thing for nothing - the predictable and consistent noise of an album is much easier to work to than the on-the-fly "Greatest Hits Of Your Life" approach...</p>
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BLOG NAME: bent back tulips
DATE: 05/11/2003 11:43:58 PM
Visual art is often lost on me. However, the photographs of Jean-Luc Bénazet, which I happened upon by chance, held me captivated for a full half an hour, just looking through the intriguing tangle of landscapes, portraits[1], architectures and,...
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TITLE: Sunday night / Monday morning
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<p>We all need things that are good to think with - interesting or fascinating questions that are worth exploring. Here are a few interesting questions people around the world have been asking this week...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,914821,00.html">Is the BBC arrogant, unfairly subsidised and imperialistic?</a>
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2846897.stm">Has water been found on Mars?</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.04/suburb.html">Is the future of urban development underground?</a>
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<p>For those Americans amongst our company who may not know who he is, Robin Cook was, until this morning, Leader of the House of Commons. He was a high-placed member of the British cabinet, and an ex-Foreign Minister. Today he resigned in protest at what he believes to be the inappropriate rush to go to war without the support of our international allies. He gave a rousing and intelligent speech in the House of Commons that has been circulated on all the UK TV stations, and which received a standing ovation from his colleagues. I can't as yet find a transcript online, but I've found a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/cta/events03/ukpol/hoc/cook17mar.ram">RealAudio version</a> from the BBC. I advise everyone to watch it. <b>Addendum:</b> Here's a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2859431.stm">transcript of the speech</a> from the BBC.</p>
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BLOG NAME: blog
DATE: 03/18/2003 02:06:31 AM
President Bush just finished his announcement to the US and the World. He basically stated that Saddam is indeed a
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DATE: 03/18/2003 09:28:39 AM
Where I stop being banal for a minute. Only a minute mind. The resignation of Robin Cook was mentioned on the radio a number of times this morning, but without knowing much about British politics, and Robin Cook in particular, it was hard to get a sens...
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<a href='http://politics.guardian.co.uk/iraq/comment/0,12956,916359,00.html'>Robin Cook's resignation speech</a>
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DATE: 03/18/2003 06:19:46 PM
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. This, and more advice can
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URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/archive/2003/03/the_iraqi_problem.html
IP: 64.39.15.88
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DATE: 03/18/2003 08:30:52 PM
I haven't really posited anything here about the current situation in the Middle East. This is because, in part, I
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<p>Two nights in a row I've left work with a burnt-out grey headache. Desperate-need-for-a-holiday time is here, and thankfully Actually-going-for-a-holiday time is rapidly approaching. But more on that later. More rested today - my head spinning a little, but with bits of brain no longer oozing from my ears - I can start to bring sense to the memeworld around me. Panic no longer. For I am back...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/cartoons/0,12923,912730,00.html">Steve Bell's Iraq Cartoons</a> [via <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">LMG</a>]
<li> <a href="http://2lmc.org/phone/">A word about your mobile phone</a> [via <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan</a>]
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/download/">iPod updater 1.2.6</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.signalshift.com/archives/000079.html">Old but entertaining sexuality questionaire</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.bash.org/?8853">Cal's favourite bash.org quote du jour</a>
<li> Weird irony: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/19/bill.of.rights/index.html">Missing Bill of Rights copy recovered</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.minor9th.com/2003_03.php#002288">Simon likes IV chords</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.37signals.com/better/google/">Interesting Google functionality</a><br />
(but their labelling and nomenclature sucks ass...)
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URL: http://www.bentbacktulips.co.uk/archive/2003/03/21/statistics_and_job_interview.html
IP: 64.235.242.129
BLOG NAME: bent back tulips
DATE: 05/11/2003 11:37:43 PM
Every so often you come across a metaphor or a turn of phrase that catches your eye and dials in directly to your mental circuits - Tom Coates' phrase "a burnt-out grey headache" caught my attention, because I've never quite...
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DATE: 09/28/2003 07:45:28 PM
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<p>Now, somewhere between fifteen and twenty years ago, I was a singular fan of the Bangles. I had all three of their albums, from the weird and vaguely unlistenable first one, through the poppy second album through into the lush soft rock third album. I <i>hated</i> Eternal Flame (still do), but loved songs like "Following", "Glitter Years", "Crash and Burn" and "Be With You". I will make no apologies for this. I get pleasure from them still.</p>
<p>Last night I went to see The Bangles in concert with friends Francesca and Es. I went to see The Bangles in concert and not only was it <i>really</i> good fun, it was also a <i>really</i> good concert. Of course my initial assumption had been that it would be a vaguely tragic occasion - some kind of ludicrous nostalgia-milking exercise for the nearly-middle-aged. But while there was no shortage of the middle-aged in the audience, the band themselves didn't look in any way out-of-place, out-of-fashion, self-indulgent or flabby. No - they were clearly a sharp and capable band up for having a <i>very</i> good time while rocking like pop-rock bastards...</p>
<p>When I was a kid, it never even occurred to me that I'd get to see them live. And when I booked the tickets it never really occurred to me that the whole experience would be so full of resonance and weird, trashy, idealistic, teenage emotions. Now, having seen them live, I realise that I've fulfilled a teenage dream that I didn't know I had. And while it's not without a hint of embarrassment, I feel bloody wonderful. If you get a chance to go and see them in concert, then go. I think you'd be surprised how much fun you'd have...</p>
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<p>Does anyone remember this TV series? It had like six "friends" - three 'boys' and three 'girls' -and they kind of lived in this really obvious set in New York and the friends who were boys were Dorky/Slutty, Dorky/Sarcastic and Dorky/Mass Murderer and the friends who were girls were Sassy/Obsessive, Sassy/Self-Obsessive and Sassy/Certifiable? God, you're <i>got</i> to remember it! It was huge about eight years ago... You remember? It was called "Friends"? Maybe it wasn't on TV where you come from. Anyway - the point is, that somehow I just caught an episode of it - <b>it's still on TV!</b> - and goddam is it terrible. Absolutely excruciatingly awful.</p>
<p>So anyway, I'm talking to Kerry - you remember Kerry, he's my chum in LA - and we're trying to work out why anyone ever watched that show "Friends", and we're trying to think up brilliant alternatives and I think we've done terribly well:
<blockquote><b>Pitch One:</b> My first suggestion was a bit of a doozy - basically it's a sit-com about hot naked gay men making out - <i>What's not to love?!</i> When you think about it it's a miracle that no one's thought of it before. Location ideas? Fraternity house shower room maybe? Kerry suggested a wrestling team theme - but that's no good. As I explained to him, US wrestling teams wear weird wrestling outfits. You have to have grown up with them to associate them with lustful feelings - no one else in the world understands that particular weird fetish. And foreign markets are so very important nowadays - you don't want to make a show that people in New Zealand think is lame, do you? I mean, <b>do you?</b> Essentially, the only truly international sit-coms - maybe the only truly international TV shows - are the totally <i>naked</i> ones. I mean - check out Oprah - do you really think that her show would have been popular in Kazakhstan if she'd been wearing <i>clothes</i>?</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>Pitch Two:</b> How about a sit-com in which Shania Twain is brutally murdered in a different way each week? It's got <i>loads</i> of potential catchphrases and running jokes. Each week she could start singing some power pop piece of ... art ... and then - right in the middle - an anvil could fall onto her head, or she could look down and realise that she's been pushed off a cliff. It would be like Kenny in South Park, but infinitely more satisfying. And think of the potential for spin-offs! I mean just off the top of my head I can think of "Death to J Lo!" and "The Hideously Thrilling Regular Decapitation of Christina Aguilera!"</blockquote>
<p>You know - I'm wasted working in community software. I should be working in Hollywood! They know how to reward visionary geniuses out there. I mean - look at Joel Schumacher! He gave Batman <i>nipples</i>!</p>
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AUTHOR: Nicklas
EMAIL: n@carbonatedink.com
IP: 62.127.59.175
URL: http://www.carbonatedink.com/me/lostpages/
DATE: 03/22/2003 11:28:58 AM
You know, I would believe that it was possible to find a problem with the naked concept, and eventually I got it. Of all the people in the world, I never want to see the majority of sit-com stars naked. I would have to poke out my eyes to escape the horror. But some sit-coms in the nude? Hey, I'm all for that as long as they cast them properly.
I don't say quit your day job, but take a small vacation. Go there. Give us gold to watch -- amongst other things.
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AUTHOR: Maritn Conaghan
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 03/22/2003 12:34:01 PM
You would love to have seen Mark Millar and Grant Morrison's sitcom submission to Jonathan Ross's company a few years ago.
It was for a series of one-off pilot programmes that were allegedly made in the 70s, but could never be aired because they were so offensive.
One was called 'Knickers in a Twist' - a sort of version of The Good Life, with the Briars and Kendall characters running a brothel next to an uptight Penelope Keith character.
Another was called 'Kiss My Royal Arse', which followed the exploits of a different member of the Royal Family every week, following their disbandment, as they try to re-integrate with common life. Each episode would portray a series of disastrous jobs for people like Prince Edward, ending with a sacking for the hapless Royal and a two-fingered 'Citizen Smith' style salute to the audience followed by a shout of "Kiss my Royal Arse!".
Another one was similar to Father Ted (way before FT was commissioned), but I can't remember the details - something about a bunch of priests getting a nun pregnant, forcing her to get an abortion, only to discover the terminated baby was the second coming of Christ.
They had an idea in there similar to Love Thy Neighbour too, but I can't remember the specifics.
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AUTHOR: Lubin Odana
EMAIL: lubinodana@hotmail.com
IP: 194.80.32.10
URL: http://trashaddict.blogspot.com/
DATE: 03/22/2003 01:54:19 PM
I like your naked gay men sitcom idea. I think it should be set in a generic urban gay village that nobody ever leaves, and the 6 main characters should be played by the same buff tanned 19 year old actor - the only way to tell them apart will be by slightly different hairstyles or clothing. The show could be called "Clones", and there could be some other characters who'd also be stereotypes - a politically-aware lesbian with spiky blonde hair (possibly mixed-race too), someone plucky in a wheelchair, and a flamboyant black drag queen called Miss Ebony Tease who proffers sassy words of wisdom and a padded shoulder to cry on. It will show on BBC3 and be hugely successful. In fact, I patent it!
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net/
DATE: 03/22/2003 04:44:34 PM
Didn't the BBC do that one already?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.33.63
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/22/2003 10:40:30 PM
Thank God for Lubin! Who else could have researched such matters in such detail: "The loves and lives of the residents of Dyke Street. It looks a bit minimalist and has characters called Bev and Mandy, and they hang out at a bar that has a pool table and drink pints and play on fruit machines so if you're middle-class you'll probably be horrified at how common everyone seems." [<a href="http://trashaddict.blogspot.com/">link</a>]
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AUTHOR: groc
EMAIL: groc@NOSPAMgroc.org.uk
IP: 81.132.145.140
URL: http://www.groc.org.uk/blog/
DATE: 03/24/2003 02:06:50 PM
If that was to ever happen I think I'd develop instantaneous terminal internalized homophobia and die on the spot.
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AUTHOR: Sic code
EMAIL: jenny_johnson_ca@hotmail.com
IP: 207.88.76.143
URL: http://www.sic-naics-codes.com
DATE: 03/25/2003 10:52:26 PM
I watch Friends all the time. I love that show, it's so funny. I thought it was a new show.
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BLOG NAME: Lifeintheday
DATE: 03/29/2003 08:52:01 AM
Tom Coates paints quite an accurate portrait of one of my favorite things, and I find it hilarious. Please note...
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<p>I went to see Richard Dawkins talk at the <a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/news/">Douglas Adams Memorial Lectures</a> a couple of weeks back. Dawkins was introduced by Stephen Fry, who quoted Niels Bohr in saying, "Anyone who is not shocked by quantum mechanics hasn't understood it".</p>
<p>I'm not going to be talking about the war much for the foreseeable future, but you'll probably notice a dramatic increase in the blackness of my humour. I should think the cynicism index will probably peak in fairly short order too. In fact, my only piece of advice to people on both sides of this issue is an analogue to Bohr's comments - anyone who is 100% sure of the morality of their position with regard to the war in Iraq probably hasn't understood the issues involved. Be prepared to have your mind changed. Remain open to new ideas. Protest / Advocate only what you really believe to be true... In the meantime, here are a couple of war-<i>related</i> links that are barely about the war at all...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://politx.ohskylab.com/archives/000538.php#more">A map of how UK MPs voted on Iraq</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/gbhair1.html">Real-audio footage of Bush getting his hair fixed</a>
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.50.80
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 03/22/2003 10:51:41 AM
Douglas Adams - the last true genius to inhabit this Earth. Now, where did I leave my digital watch?
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AUTHOR: Marc Bohlmann
EMAIL: kaisersosa@gmx.net
IP: 80.138.191.186
URL: http://www.bagofgoodies.de
DATE: 03/22/2003 01:02:36 PM
Indeed it can be troublesome to argue about this war and it can be even more troublesome to justify your own position, which is why I stick to what I really belive in: that dealing with your problems in a violent, military way is backward.
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AUTHOR: charlie b.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.179.44.206
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/22/2003 11:59:05 PM
Tom, you are very right. I was given a moderately strong upbraiding in the "Making Light" comment box for underestimating the potential for damage to the Kurdish people of a Turkish invasion when the war began. I said I was not convinced (though I felt worried). I must now admit that I was wrong. I did not give the issue nearly sufficient credence or weight. To admit error, or change with self-examination and thought is, I hope, some evidence of open mindedness. I have seen you do it, Tom. But there is also an awful ignorance of fact, and from his article in today's <i>Guardian that ignorance is something Prof Dawkins wishes to entrench. He is a disgrace to his own brilliance. ((Oh, and well honoured in the breach, Marc!)</i>
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AUTHOR: tristan
EMAIL: tristan@souljacker.net
IP: 62.64.225.242
URL: http://www.impavidus.net
DATE: 03/23/2003 05:47:40 PM
given your interest for stats and so on, i thought <a href="http://evote.eu2003.gr/evote/start.aspx?poll=2">this</a> might interest you, it's a questionnaire on Iraq which shows you how everybody 'voted,' it's better than i make it sound, ho hum.
hello from manchester ;)
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AUTHOR: Neave
EMAIL: paul@magneticn.co.uk
IP: 212.135.204.146
URL: http://www.neave.com/
DATE: 03/24/2003 04:09:53 PM
I've been trying to get my head around all of this war-in-Iraq thing and I've come to the conclusion that I can't come to a conclusion about it. Points being:
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1. War is wrong.<br />
2. Saddam is wrong.<br />
3. Killing is wrong.<br />
4. War and Saddam kill people.<br />
5. Blair has a brain.<br />
6. Bush doesn't have a brain.<br />
7. The media overwhelm us with conflicting information.<br />
8. We can't possibly understand this situation as well as the government.<br />
9. And that's scary - we have to rely on Bush and Blair.<br />
10. We don't trust the media, Bush or Blair.<br />
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So what do we do now? Good question. Sit on our hands or take to the streets...
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AUTHOR: David Coulter
EMAIL: dhc50@netzero.com
IP: 192.135.122.2
URL:
DATE: 03/24/2003 10:19:22 PM
Sure it's easy to sit back and say war is wrong, but what happens to the inocent people who are suffering under a tyrant. Will talking to him help? Maybe he needs to be given a time out. Maybe a week in Las Vegas will help. Only a fool would belive that talking to someone like Saddam, Hitler or Stalin would accomplish anything. The only thing the understand is force. Evil men rule when good men sit on their "morales" and do nothing! I will be suprised if you post this since it appears you only post those in line with your view.
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AUTHOR: David Coulter
EMAIL: dhc50@netzero.com
IP: 192.135.122.2
URL:
DATE: 03/24/2003 10:19:44 PM
Sure it's easy to sit back and say war is wrong, but what happens to the inocent people who are suffering under a tyrant. Will talking to him help? Maybe he needs to be given a time out. Maybe a week in Las Vegas will help. Only a fool would belive that talking to someone like Saddam, Hitler or Stalin would accomplish anything. The only thing the understand is force. Evil men rule when good men sit on their "morales" and do nothing! I will be suprised if you post this since it appears you only post those in line with your view.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.33.63
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/24/2003 11:02:48 PM
Well then I'm delighted to prove you wrong. Your argument is facile and ridiculous and exactly the kind of thing I've been talking about. I don't have any doubt whatsoever that Saddam Hussein should not be in charge of Iraq, but you'd have to be facile to think that's the only issue involved here. I repeat - if you think you have it pegged to 100%, then you don't understand anything - from our desire to have Hussein removed and the world's anxiety about action without international sanction, to our fears about international terrorism and our anxieties about post-Hussein reconstruction. I won't be part of anyone's cult - pro <i>or</i> anti. I have no interest in walking in step with a group, so please feel free to take your rhetoric elsewhere...
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AUTHOR: Christina
EMAIL: movingatescapevelocity@hotmail.com
IP: 68.159.205.178
URL: http://livejournal.com/users/blacklynx
DATE: 03/27/2003 08:09:03 PM
Major word. You are one dude who knows where his towel is, ne? ;)
Seriously, I don't think anyone I've talked to seriously about this war hasn't expressed misgivings no matter what side they fall on. Personally, I am pro-war at this point, but as you said, that doesn't mean I have no qualms about it at all. In fact the only thing I am 100% sure about is that I wish there was no need for a war at all.
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DATE: 03/22/2003 09:30:24 PM
plasticbag: "I'm not going to be talking about the war much for the
foreseeable future, but you'll probably notice a dramatic increase in
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DATE: 03/23/2003 05:25:15 PM
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DATE: 08/25/2004 02:13:53 AM
…anyone who is 100% sure of the morality of their position with regard to the war in Iraq probably hasn’t understood the issues involved. Be prepared to have your mind...
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<p>So a mainstream news site is often comprised of many hundreds - thousands - of individual news stories. These stories are mostly designed to fit into a pretty clear taxonomy which reflects "what the news site is for". This taxonomy is normally pretty clearly defined and normally has a pretty wide top level (the items that deal with the news alone are divided up into anything from seven to twelve sections - world, business, science, politics etc). Articles may be faceted or sit under several headings (heterarchical organisation), but the taxonomies concerned are fairly clear (often inherited from org-charts derived from parallel print products - but never mind, eh?). This kind of taxonomy results in the need for left-hand navigation (it's simply difficult to put large lists horizontally on a page). This kind of navigation, in turn, is well-suited to the kind of readers that a news site tends to get - people who have an ongoing relationship with the publication in question (ie. they knew of the site before they went there) and are therefore prepared to browse the site because they came to it as a specific first port of call for a kind of information or to answer a specific question.</p>
<p>Weblogs are very different beasts - particularly those weblogs which are based around single-entry archives. Firstly, they don't tend to have clearly definable taxonomies. Some may - but they are the exception, and tend to be the more professionally oriented. So there's no need for large navigational structures or organised heterarchies. Weblogs are also not first port of call sites when you're trying to answer a question or get a specific kind of information. They are specifically designed to be feeding out information as and when the publisher wishes, and not in direct response to anything going on in the world outside. You cannot guarantee that <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason's</a> site - on any given day - will provide you with all the news you need to know about <i>any</i> subject. Nor is the site organised to make the finding of entries on a specific subject matter as simple as possible. This is not a flaw in Jason's site - nor is it a flaw in weblogging in general. It's simply the way the form is structured.</p>
<p>In fact, while news sites are a coherent whole into which individuals dip themselves, weblogs have two very different types of readers with two very different forms of interaction. Firstly, there are those with a long-term association or relationship with the person / site in question. Secondly, there are those who are directed to a specific internal page by a link from another weblog or via an unfortunate (or inspired) search request. These extremes are more radical than a news site. On a weblog, it's entirely possible that someone might find themselves on a specific internal page without having the slightest idea of the context of a post whatsoever - or anything about the site in question. This will be still more true about a site that allows people to publish individual entries to individual pages - like <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>.</p>
<p>Essentially, while a substantial group of readers are treating your site as an ongoing narrative centred around the presence of a singular human author, many other people are seeing nothing more than an infinitesimal slice of your content. For all they care, your weblogging application might not be producing one coherent site at all - in fact to any individual member of this second audience, your weblog will consist of just one of dozens / hundreds / thousands of bespoke self-contained and only loosely connected one-page sites that all happen to share a design. One of them might see "What Tom Coates did at the pub last night", one might see "Niels Bohr and the War in Iraq", another "Extreme Readers and Weblogging". This group further breaks down into two groups - the group that might be persuaded to hang around for longer and those who came for information and information alone.</p>
<p>Most weblogs are designed for the weblog-literate - who you might want to lure across the rest of the content on your site by supplying them with previous / next links or calendars ,or by illuminating your (probably fairly haphazard) taxonomies through displaying lists of categories. But the average member of the general public will understand the page that they find themselves upon only if you supply context - above and beyond that supplied by a standard news or article based website. They need to be able to assess your trustworthiness, they need to be able to estimate the value of your writing. They also need to be able to figure out precisely what kind of writing it <i>is</i>.</p>
<p>So here are a few recommendations to webloggers who wish to be comprehensible to these readers:</p>
<ul>
<li> Place a small piece of explanatory text on your individual archives explaining the structure of your site.
<li> Elucidate or link clearly to information about you - the author of said weblog - including any pertinent details that make you qualified to talk about what you're talking about (if it is a personal site, then that's qualification enough).
<li> For this audience it's important to recognise that you're not necessarily going to want to promote your own personal 'brand', so leave your navigational links simple, clean and self-explanatory.
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AUTHOR: gjw
EMAIL: gjw@despammed.com
IP: 129.127.41.28
URL: http://the-fix.org
DATE: 03/23/2003 11:55:19 PM
For a while I have been considering placing some kind of explanatory text on my individual archive pages. Since I moved from my own PHP-based system to Movable Type, I have had a dramatic increase in people searching for an obscure topic in Google, finding it on a 2 year old archive page on my site, and leaving a comment asking for help with the problem. Often these comments are written in language that suggests they believe my website is a help form or discussion board, not just my own random links.
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AUTHOR: Dawn
EMAIL: dawn@drivingwithdawn.com
IP: 209.178.191.136
URL: http://www.drivingwithdawn.com
DATE: 03/23/2003 11:59:35 PM
I've often thought about the visitors who come to the individual entry pages of my site via search requests. Like most webloggers, I do include main navigation on every page. This navigation includes a link to my "about" page. I also list my categories on these individual pages.
However, after reading this, I wonder if I too should place a little bit of explanatory text on my individual pages. People probably don't know what the heck my categories mean (even though I try to make them as self-explanatory as possible), nor do they click on my "about" link so they know what the heck they stumbled across when visiting my site. I don't even do that on my home page -- now I am wondering if I should.
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AUTHOR: Xavier
EMAIL: xavier@exit13.f2o.org
IP: 138.88.114.135
URL: http://exit13.f2o.org/blog/
DATE: 03/24/2003 04:52:07 AM
I'm in the process of redesigning my blog right now with Movable Type and one thing that I'm trying to address off the bat is the problem (if it can be called a problem) of users stumbling across individual archived entries of mine. Usually they are not part of a bigger scheme although sometimes I have been known to issue series, so I am including on each page a little bit about my site so that users don't have to click through an extra link to find an "about me" page and can get a more basic understanding of where all the stuff they're reading had come from.
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AUTHOR: Neave
EMAIL: paul@magneticn.co.uk
IP: 212.135.204.146
URL: http://www.neave.com/
DATE: 03/24/2003 12:07:22 PM
Wow, you don't half go on about not a lot.
How about a brief summary for each blog, that way we can get to the gist of entries quicker without having to skim read the lot.
(As you can guess, I have not read this article at all but gave a cursory glance at the title and started to prattle on in the comments section, hence contradicted myself entirely.)
We live in the MTV generation, where people have less-than-goldfish attention spans. Get to the point! Life's too short.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.rog
DATE: 03/24/2003 01:34:23 PM
Weird one this, Neave. A fair few other people have e-mailed to tell me this piece was particularly useful for them. I tend to think it's a bit overlong as well, but then we're not always the best judges of these things.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 216.40.52.20
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 03/24/2003 04:53:17 PM
An important issue, perhaps, but a ridiculously easy one to address. I have "Weblog" written at the top of my weblog, and "Weblog - Individual Entry" written on each individual entry page. Anybody who doesn't have the presence of mind to click on the "About" link to find out more about the weblog author should probably be kept away from sharp objects like computers.
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: dave@noemail.com
IP: 195.92.168.174
URL:
DATE: 03/24/2003 05:08:09 PM
If I ever see another weblog entry about weblogs I'm going to jump out of the fucking window
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/24/2003 05:55:22 PM
To be fair, Dave, this weblog is partially <i>about</i> weblogs - although I understand your frustration. Often when at <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">news.bbc.co.uk</a>, I become overwhelmed by the irritating number of apparently impartial factual and timely pieces of writing there... Damn them!
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.159.249
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 03/24/2003 09:03:23 PM
(Tee hee to the both of you).
One thing I would say, as a point of constructive criticism - I don't think the red links overlay very well on the blue background. The red bleeds quite badly on my screen, anyway. I'd suggest black and underlined or something similar.
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AUTHOR: Kennedy
EMAIL: kennedytaylor@yahoo.com
IP: 64.246.11.20
URL:
DATE: 03/24/2003 09:15:32 PM
I'm with Neave on this one. It continually baffles me why anyone with such an obvious interest in weblog usability would continually hector their poor readers with the kind of interminable prose that you do.
You've got an excellent grasp of matters concerning layout and navigation - and you've obviously got a much better than average grasp of the English language - but your communication is continually apalling, the worst kind of academic babble.
This is the Internet. Brevity is vital. Clarity is key. You get neither here.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 03/25/2003 12:30:13 PM
Are weblogs really that difficult to fathom for the uninitiated? To be honest, I think the terminology surrounding weblogging is more baffling to newbies rather than the the stucture of the content itself...
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AUTHOR: Martin Wisse
EMAIL: plasticbag@cloggie.org
IP: 62.58.35.2
URL: http://www.cloggie.org/wissewords/
DATE: 03/27/2003 04:06:25 PM
"This is the Internet. Brevity is vital. Clarity is key."
Speak for yourself.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/27/2003 04:30:34 PM
No offense, Kennedy, but you're talking about a specific kind of writing designed for a very specific type of audience. This post was clearly designed for a different group of people than much of my other stuff - it was more directly aimed at Information Architects and the like who may be taking weblog-style posts into the mainstream. As to 'this is the internet, brevity is vital, clarity is key' - well brevity is always important - clarity is always important. But precision is just as important - and for this particular audience on this particular subject precision, explanation and context trumps brevity. On a related note - plasticbag.org remains my personal site. I answer to no-one, so I write precisely as I wish to and however I feel is appropriate. My readers (both of them) also have no obligation to keep reading the site and yet do so anyway. I must be doing <i>something</i> right...
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TITLE: The Weblog Manifesto--A Response
URL: http://www.myirony.com/archives/000272.html
IP: 209.217.36.5
BLOG NAME: MyIrony.com
DATE: 03/24/2003 12:58:19 AM
Worried that Google's acquisition of Blogger is a bad omen for the world of weblogging, Mark Anderson at the American Sentimentalist launches a salvo calling for new thinking among his fellow webloggers. Even though it is still a draft, Mark's well tho...
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TITLE: Peer Influences
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000467.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 03/26/2003 02:57:28 PM
Thanks to Tom's prompting, I've tidied up the design of the two weblogs here, ext|circ and ext|linklog. Text is now...
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TITLE: news vs. the blogs
URL: http://www.vervelab.org/archives/2003_03.html#000093
IP: 162.42.208.240
BLOG NAME: verveblog
DATE: 03/27/2003 07:22:16 AM
really great article on the differences in organizational structures and resulting design implications of news oriented sites vs. individual weblogs. a very coherent articulation of an issue i didn't even know i was struggling with. a singular absence ...
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TITLE: Blogroll revisited...
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<p>I'm slowly and systematically working my way around <b>plasticbag.org</b>, sorting out the weblog sidebar. I'm trying to find the best ways of helping the site to explain itself on each and every page - without compromising cross-site and inter-post navigation. It may sound naff and unremittingly tedious to you, but I'm finding it intensely satisfying. As a side effect of this process, I've decided to have a hack at the part of the sidebar that deals with my favourite weblogs. This is now almost a direct copy of my <a href="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire">NetNewsWire</a> subscriptions, which means one of two things - either everyone's getting an RSS feed, or I'm gradually ceasing to read people without them...</p>
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CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
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<p>I don't know what it is about Trackback that makes it utterly impossible for anyone to explain it well. Certainly the <a href="http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/trackback.html">How Trackback Works</a> (from <a href="http://www.cruftbox.com">cruftbox.com</a> is a scruffy but noble attempt to make it comprehensible to people. But I think it's going to fail because it explains the process before it adequately explains the concept. I think it has another failing too: it concentrates on explaining the mechanical and clunky 'do it by hand' approach of getting trackback URLs and pumping them through the 'pings' interface. No-one's going to get it until everyone's using autodiscovery.</p>
<p>Ben and Mena Trott's version (<a href="http://www.movabletype.org/trackback/beginners/">Trackback for Beginners</a>) is well-written and comprehensive, but essentially incomprehensible. I think it's because it doesn't concentrate on explaining the <b>core</b> uses of the functionality (get person x to automatically link back to me when I post something about them), but instead tries to go right back to first principles. Personally I'm not only not <i>interested</i> in someone Trackbacking my site simply in order to get a mention, I'm actively <i>against it</i> and don't think they should be mentioning it - let alone promoting it. On a weblog (at least) there's got to be reciprocity of some kind otherwise it's going to be the most-spammed feature in online history.</p>
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 216.40.52.20
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog
DATE: 03/25/2003 02:24:46 PM
I guess this is my cue to repeat my plea that you share your secrets to a transparent TrackBack link setup with us TrackBack simpletons!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/25/2003 02:38:30 PM
Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just so horribly behind at the moment that I barely have time to scratch out my daily witterings... I'm thinking about it. Honest...
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 03/25/2003 04:39:32 PM
I still don't see how autodiscovery improves the 'trackback as self-promotion' situation, or the lopsidedness of trackback 'conversation' between high-profile bloggers and low-profile bloggers. All it does is shift the burden of pinging from the human to the machine.
What's the net benefit of automating what is essentially an act of sending a message from one person to another? Most automated email is, after all, spam; how would a world of widespread autodiscovery trackbacking avoid that fate?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/25/2003 05:09:28 PM
Well trackback clearly has two effects - first thing it does is encourage people to link to you and discuss your posts, because they will get a counter-link in return that will bring people back to their sites. Whether that's good or not isn't really relevant. The second thing it does is encourage people to follow on a post they've read onto another person's site - automatically, all the time... That seems to me to have one really obvious benefit - that "low-profile webloggers" get the opportunity to write something that <i>will</i> be seen. I don't know how long it will be until Trackback becomes totally spammed into oblivion (certainly trackback management stuff will probably appear in the next year or so) but I think autodiscovery makes several things easier (finding the URLs to ping without having to actually look for them etc) and a few things harder (just deciding to go 'check me out' on someone else's site). I remain unconvinced that trackback is going to change the world, but if we're going to try it out then it only makes sense to try and get people to do it properly...
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AUTHOR: Michael
EMAIL: michael@cruftbox.com
IP: 204.128.192.72
URL: http://cruftbox.com
DATE: 03/25/2003 05:17:43 PM
scruffy?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/25/2003 06:24:06 PM
Eep. Busted.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 03/25/2003 06:42:50 PM
Bloody autodiscovery, eh? ;)
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AUTHOR: omit
EMAIL: timothompson@yahoo.com
IP: 209.217.166.66
URL:
DATE: 03/25/2003 09:25:09 PM
As you said in another post about TrackBack(I think), the name "TrackBack" gives no help as to what its function is, which is "comments from other websites". I think it just needs a better name or description because its purpose is not self-evident without explanation.
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AUTHOR: Anil
EMAIL: anil@dashes.com
IP: 66.108.7.149
URL: http://anildash.com/
DATE: 03/26/2003 09:24:59 AM
Tim, TrackBack does a lot more than just comments from other websites. TrackBack's a protocol, and remote comments, as you've described, are one of the things it can do.
It can also say, "I have a post that's relevant to the topic your site is aggregating information on." Which is pretty cool, too.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/26/2003 12:09:09 PM
I don't think there's any doubt that Trackback can do loads more than the basic core use that we're all starting off with. But the issue here is how to get people using it at that very basic level and explaining it to them in a way that they'll understand. The people who can understand the various other uses of Trackback aren't really the people who need instruction on it!
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 03/26/2003 01:41:02 PM
On Anil's point about its other merits: don't get me wrong, I can see the value of trackback for dealing with *automated* sites, or for large, community sites that feel less 'personal' because of their size. Automation can even be useful on a personal site, as Matt Haughey has shown by pinging song info from WinAmp to his blog.
But automating the process of saying 'hello, I wrote about your post' is not going to be particularly attractive to everyone. And this ties in with exactly this issue of selling trackback to the masses. Why should we assume that people don't 'get it', and that this is why few use it? It's been around for a while now, after all. What if they do get it - the main selling point of remote commenting, that is - and just don't think it's particularly useful?
If the main value of trackback turns out to be, in fact, its value in updating automatic aggregation services, or alternatively its value as an internal blog-management tool (the way Matt's using it), then it's being sold in the wrong way.
An alternative might be to present it as an aggregator-pinging service, and have an option in MT configuration to switch autodiscovery on *for specific sites* (which the user nominates, perhaps adding their URLs in the same way they add entry categories), with the assumption being that those sites will be high-profile blogs or portals.
But this would still leave the door open to trackback spam.
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AUTHOR: omit
EMAIL: timothompson@yahoo.com
IP: 209.217.166.66
URL:
DATE: 03/26/2003 08:54:17 PM
Yes, Anil, I know what you're talking about (like sxswblog or austinbloggers.org), and that usage is valuable as well. Perhaps that should be given a separate function or nomenclature, even though it's the same technology behind it. Once people see what Trackback can do, I think there is an "aha!" moment, especially with aggregation services, which are really cool.
People want to know what they can do with trackback, not how it works. "Oh, I can link my comment to his post?" or "If I check this box, my post will show up on this blog as well as mine?" This relates to Tom's earlier comments about transparency--the gears should not show. For example, if you use a permalink, shouldn't your post ping the person's site you're linking to? By using the permalink, you're saying, "I am specifically commenting on those specific comments on that person's site." I suppose this is known as autodiscovery.
This gets to the heart of a Movable Type problem--one which may limit its ability to become the leading blogging tool for the masses. Like Greymatter before it, it is a geek tool. Endlessly customizable, configurable and scriptable--but to do this, you have to have a lot of knowledge about scripts, PHP, server configuration, etc. Out of the box, it is not user-friendly (to the point where you have to pay somebody to install it or else cruise forums, consult friends with technical know-how and spend a lot more time with it, just to get it to do most of the same things you were already doing with your previous Fisher-Price blogging tool).
There's too many steps necessary to do anything in MT. I like the page for downloading the new Madonna mp3, where it says, "There is no step 3. Three steps is too complicated!" Yes, it is. Even for blogging tools.
A problem with Trackback's lack of adoption is the fact that Blogger has not integrated it (and despite it being outre among many bloggers, Blogger is still the tool of the blogging masses).
As for the spam issue--maybe a site's owner (or members) should have the ability to approve or deny trackback pings, perhaps by an approval process (site owner receives an email saying "so-and-so has pinged your site. approve or deny?") or a Slashdot-style vote-up or down process.
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URL: http://raravis.net/archives/000012.php
IP: 204.215.189.243
BLOG NAME: Raravis | Uniquities from the world of wonder...
DATE: 03/25/2003 04:31:48 PM
This post in itself is a Trackback, I'd thought I'd let you know. I have many a time tried to explain the principle of Trackbacking, but to no avail, so for those of you who simply don't understand it, here...
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URL: http://nslog.com/archives/2003/03/25/trackback_tom.php
IP: 66.111.66.231
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Tom Coates made me wonder how long TrackBacks will exist before they become useless and spammed, just like our inboxes. My own thoughts also include...
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URL: http://brilliantcorners.org/archive/2003/03/trackback_for_beginners.php
IP: 63.151.147.106
BLOG NAME: Brilliant Corners
DATE: 03/25/2003 11:44:49 PM
In response to the recent discussion over what TrackBack is, Six Apart has provided "A Beginner's Guide to TrackBack." It does a pretty good job of explaining TrackBacks in a general sense, but it doesn't completely cover the reasoning of why it should...
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TITLE: Don't Hide Your TrackBack
URL: http://www.musak.org/entries/2003/03/dont_hide_your_trackback.shtml
IP: 66.33.213.10
BLOG NAME: Listen to Musak
DATE: 03/27/2003 01:15:58 AM
Don't hide TrackBack - make it obvious
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URL: http://www.rainbucket.com/log/archives/000026.html
IP: 80.177.94.180
BLOG NAME: rainbucket dot com
DATE: 03/29/2003 02:54:38 PM
this is my first trackback.. wooo!
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URL: http://brilliantcorners.org/archive/2003/04/trackback_to_the_source.php
IP: 63.151.147.106
BLOG NAME: Brilliant Corners
DATE: 04/09/2003 08:31:44 PM
Last week, I posted a link on MetaFilter which pointed to the "poetry" of Donald Rumsfeld. I rarely post anything to MeFi since I often come across the good links and stories after they've already shown up everywhere else. Anyway, I had this great link...
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URL: http://bluegrooves.net/archives/2003_03.php#000010
IP: 66.246.28.241
BLOG NAME: bluegrooves || in pink
DATE: 09/03/2003 10:56:02 PM
This post in itself is a Trackback, I'd thought I'd let you know. I have many a time tried to explain the principle of Trackbacking, but to no avail, so for those of you who simply don't understand it, here...
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<p>Noise. Where would we be without it? Trapped in a sensory-deprivation tank, perhaps. Maybe - at a push - in space (although we'd have to not have any air-tanks or helmets or anything to experience the absence of noise, and I don't know what the auditory effects of boiling blood, near-absolute zero temperatures and explosive bodily decompression might be)...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/23/magazine/23SOUND.html?pagewanted=print&position=top">The Sound of Things to Come</A><br />
Through the magic of transmitting sound to directionally precise co-ordinates the HyperSonic Sound Amplifier (which has got to be about an hour and a half away from being usurped as a band-name) enables really specific and clearly defined parts of the 3-D real-world to be exposed to noise in such a way that people a couple of feet away can't hear it at all. The most depressing part of this otherwise fascinating story is that the best thing they could come up with as an early application was a Coca-Cola machine that suggested you buy one when you went past... "Wouldn't a Coca-Cola feel pretty good about now?"
<li> <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/3/22/143845/311">Babel Fish on the Horizon?</a><br />
A company is working to produce a device that uses text-to -speech software to take something someone says to you in French (for example) and then run it through a translation matrix of some kind (like <a href="http://babelfish.altavista.com/">Babelfish</a>, but presumably not as funny) before speaking it out again. Essentially a portable computer translation device. In all likelihood, it's going to work like a dog strapped to a badger in a big bowl of custard.
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IP: 217.206.220.106
BLOG NAME: a clever sheep
DATE: 03/25/2003 08:45:59 PM
On plasticbag.org, Tom was describing some Good things to do with noises... One of the items he mentioned was SpeechGear's
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<p>The site for the <A href="http://www.headstar.com/ten/tens-1.0.txt">Text E-mail Newsletter Standard</a> is a well-intentioned and intelligent attempt to develop some standards for plain-text e-mail newsletters. It only falls down because the accessibility-conscious design strategy they've taken doesn't seem to be actually very easy for the <em>non</em>-visually impaired to read. I'd be really interested in the opinions of the <a href="http://www.b3ta.com">b3ta</a> and <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">popbitch</a> crews on this subject - they've made readable plain-text e-mails an artform (although screen-reading the ascii logos must be excruciating). cf. <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org/archives/000332.html#000332">Stef's comments on screen-reader browsers</a>.</p>
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TITLE: The sky over Primrose Hill...
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<p>A couple of weeks ago I went to visit a friend in Primrose Hill. On the way over the bridge across the train lines I saw a beautiful sky. I like skies. You don't get to see them enough in cities.</p>
<p><img alt="primrose_hill_sky.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/primrose_hill_sky.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" alt="Sky over Primrose Hill" class="image" /></p>
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TITLE: NetNewsWire Strawpoll...
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CATEGORY: Technology
DATE: 03/27/2003 10:46:41 PM
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<p>Inspired by a terrifying conversation with <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan Hon</a> in which he revealed that he had <b>135</b> subscriptions strapped to his groaning copy of <a href="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire">NetNewsWire</a>, I decided to do a bit of a straw-poll. Not enough people were available online for me to do it properly though, and I'd had quite a lot of caffeine so I got quite impatient, so here are some unsubstantiated rumours glued together with some implausible guff</p>
<p>Spies situated on the shiny pinacle of nearby Trump Towers have spotted <a href="http://www.megnut.com">Meg Hourihan</a> striding through "The Internet" with roughly thirty subscriptions in NetNewsWire yapping after her like tiny dalmation puppies. But our insiders think that more is going on here than meets they eye... Could she be reading many more sites via bookmarks?</p>
<p>The mysterious shadowy figure of <a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil">Anil Dash</a> is said - shockingly - to have rejected the one true church of NetNewsWire and to have <i>narry a subscription</i> at all. Indeed, he's recently seen cavorting with old-style "browsers" in a down-town speakeasy filled with cookies and bookmarks.</p>
<p>Your humble editor can only confess to around forty subscriptions - several of which are also not strictly 'read' as such, while several other people... <i>{blah blah blah... time passes}</i> ... with a stoat where the sun don't shine. But enough about that particular mystery weblogger...</p>
<p>Back to the issue at hand, the quest for the <i>Ultimate Subscriptions Champion</i> was proceeding apace. Throughout my investigations, the great mythical moon monster of <A href="http://www.boingboing.net">Captain "Zeitgeist" Doctorow</a> kept cropping up. Could this silver surfer of the cyberspaceways be an RSS man-mountain? One of our sources claimed he had in his secret underground lair a massive installation of NetNewsWire linked by thick fibrous cables to <i>three hundred or even more</i> subscriptions, each of which would be downloaded freshly each day! Such dastardly decadence! Sadly, the truth is a little more prosaic - after e-mail contact, Cory has confirmed that he's only attached to around 120/130 sites... Our winner therefore remains - undefeated - <a href="http://www.danhon.com/ec/">Dan "Bandwidth" Hon</a> - whose every crippling refresh breaks the very fibre of the internet underfoot. All hail him, for he is the geek of all geeks... </p>
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EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/28/2003 10:25:07 AM
Updates from the masses! Cory writes in to compensate for his NetNewsWire inadequacy by claiming that he has i) a couple of hundred sites that are set to poll once a week using pineapple and ii) an hourly e-mail from infominder looking for updates on another 100 sites as well... Possibly, though, he's just trying to look cool in front of <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben Hammersley</a> who declares Dan Hon to be "a girl" - citing his own concurrent <b>two hundred and twelve subscriptions</b>...
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AUTHOR: Tom Bridge
EMAIL: tom_bridge@mac.com
IP: 65.206.93.10
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0116463
DATE: 03/28/2003 02:40:55 PM
Brent Simmons has <a href="http://www.macslash.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/04/1535234&mode=nested">147 subscriptions</a> according to his interview with MacSlash.
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AUTHOR: Rainer Brockerhoff
EMAIL: rainer@brockerhoff.net
IP: 200.165.21.195
URL: http://www.brockerhoff.net/bb/viewtopic.php
DATE: 03/28/2003 04:44:06 PM
I'm at 165 currently, this includes some dozens of news sites where I usually read only the headlines. I wish NetNewsWire had some built-in system to help me track which subscriptions should be dropped, but I've been unable to come up with suggestions that don't raise immediate objections...
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AUTHOR: Andy Baio
EMAIL: log@waxy.org
IP: 4.38.40.97
URL: http://www.waxy.org/
DATE: 03/28/2003 05:01:47 PM
I have exactly 50 subscriptions at the moment. Pretty lightweight compared to you people.
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AUTHOR: Bill
EMAIL: b@brilliantcorners.org
IP: 63.250.222.254
URL: http://brilliantcorners.org/
DATE: 03/28/2003 06:17:12 PM
I have 57 weblogs in my Syndirella aggregator, which I use only occasionally. I still read many sites that don't provide RSS feeds (i.e. Diaryland and Pitas users), so at this point the news reader just isn't an ideal solution to reading websites. Still waiting for a better alternative.
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AUTHOR: George
EMAIL: george@allaboutgeorge.com
IP: 208.142.153.36
URL: http://www.allaboutgeorge.com
DATE: 04/06/2003 05:02:44 AM
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URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000469.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 03/28/2003 08:27:09 AM
Via Brad, Edward Tufte examines a PowerPoint slide. Brilliant. Rich Baker on Genes, People and Languages. Every few months,...
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URL: http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2022
IP: 217.10.129.148
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DATE: 03/28/2003 09:51:13 AM
<a href='http://cheerleader.yoz.com/archives/000506.html'>Yoz on DST</a>
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URL: http://www.allaboutgeorge.com/retro/000460.php
IP: 66.33.197.204
BLOG NAME: ALLABOUTGEORGE.com
DATE: 04/01/2003 11:27:45 AM
Flash the message, something's out there.So, yes, a certain blogger's optimism and a little industry on my part have led...
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<p>There's a page on this site that's recently been getting a fair amount of traffic. It's a page in the gallery which includes pictures of an establishment in Norwich, Norfolk called the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/gallery/george_bush_funeral_home.shtml">George Bush Funeral Home</a>. I don't know how I feel about this. I took the pictures a couple of Christmasses ago after September 11th but before any massive pro or anti-war demonstrations were happening - and <i>way</i> before Iraq was even back on the international agenda. I'd seen the building years before of course - on my way back from school when I was a kid - only suddenly becoming a source of black satisfaction when George Bush the first got into power and when the first Gulf War was underway...</p>
<p>I don't get that feeling any more. People linking to those pictures in 'approving' terms' seems cheap to me. Tacky. Glib. It's not an image that helps people think in different terms about anything. It doesn't give people any more context or an understanding of any larger issues. It's too easy an image to be 'decent' (in the moral sense). I feel more and more that a grasp of this issue must be fought for, worked at. What's black humour in times of dissent becomes propogandist in times of war.</p>
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AUTHOR: Sarah
EMAIL: sarah@leto.co.nz
IP: 210.86.77.18
URL:
DATE: 03/28/2003 12:47:59 AM
Just my opinion for whatever its worth.
Why don't you include the text of that post on the page with the photo on it? People are using something you've created in a way that you're not happy with. Point that out. Let them know what your motivations were when you took the picture and how you feel about it being used as propaganda. If it's something that's really bugging you then make that clear.
But ultimately though, you can't control people and you can't be responsible for the way they think and act. Sometimes you just have to let go. Use your energy on the people that actually matter to you.
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AUTHOR: martin
EMAIL: martin.belam@currybet.net
IP: 80.189.17.50
URL: http://www.currybet.net
DATE: 03/28/2003 01:53:59 AM
i am having a similar issue where my post about dolphins and sea lions being trained for use in the gulf from january is getting hit a lot now it is happening.
i posted an image from the news wires [which is being widely published now] as an addendum to the post, which led to it being linked to by people thinking it was comedy or photoshoppery, which has led to people leaving joke comments on the post.
and i don't know what to do about it either.
i don't want to delete the comments [free speech, liberty, and the values of a connected world], but people are linking to the image out of context, and stealing my bandwidth.
so aside from rotating the filename of the image every eight hours i'm stuck with it.
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AUTHOR: Sarah
EMAIL: sarah@leto.co.nz
IP: 210.86.77.18
URL:
DATE: 03/28/2003 02:58:47 AM
Martin - there is an article at scriptygoddess which explains how to use <a href="http://www.scriptygoddess.com/archives/000988.php">.htaccess to protect your images</a>. You might find it helpful in your situation.
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AUTHOR: Scaryduck
EMAIL: scaryduck@fastmail.fm
IP: 132.185.240.13
URL: http://scaryduck.blogspot.com
DATE: 03/28/2003 11:23:07 AM
Tom --- OK, I'll own up linking to those pics, but I've linked to the page rather than the pics themselves, so you can see the context they were posted in. Besides, that also gives the visitor the option of staying around and seeing the rest of your site. As for people ripping off your pics, I'm sure there's some sort of remote linking device you can use.
This sounds suspiciously like the "deep linking" argument that's been doing the rounds for some time.
All the best - Al
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AUTHOR: arseblogger
EMAIL: arseblogger@arseblog.com
IP: 80.58.50.170
URL: http://www.arseblog.com
DATE: 03/29/2003 02:34:35 PM
Tom, I think you're taking it too seriously.
George Bush Funeral Home - haha. 5 seconds of laughter, no big thing in the great scheme of things though.
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<p>This probably couldn't be any more trivial, ridiculous or infantile. But - just occasionally - OSX's Mail.app's tendency to truncate e-mail subjects and place an ellipsis at the end of the line has unintentionally funny side-effects...</p>
<p><img alt="truncate.gif" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/images/extra/truncate.gif" width="400" height="25" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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TITLE: Playing linklog catch-up...
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<p>Lots to get through this morning - all the stuff that I've meant to talk about in greater depth but haven't had time to do so... Apologies to all concerned for trivialising your hard work...</p>
<ul>
<li> My favourite new kind-of-weblog is definitely <a href="http://www.2lmc.org">2lmc.org</a>. I'm a particular fan of the design, but also the <a href="http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2014">really funny geek humour</a>;
<li> Giles Turnbull - esteemed British web enthusiast - has written a piece called <a href="http://www.macdevcenter.com/pub/a/mac/2003/03/25/safari.html?page=1">Camino and Safari Compared</a> for O'Reilly. Good sensible stuff;
<li> An annoying article for Adobe compares the performance of <a href="http://www.adobe.com/motion/pcpreferred.html">After Effects on the PC vs. After Effects on the Mac</a> and comes to the conclusion that Macs are half the speed. I'm not going to dispute the results, only that people should bear in mind that it's equally possible that the two versions of After Effects might not be of the same speed or quality;
<li> My co-worker Dorian's stunningly cute and gorgeous little baby boy has started <a href="http://oskarn.org/archives/000339.html">doing little early-morning exercises</a>. Aw...
<li> Sex in the X-men? Maybe not in the movie, but certainly in the comic book - <a href="http://www.uncannyxmen.net/db/article/showquestion.asp?faq=4&fldAuto=77">Sex in the X-men</a> (via <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">The LinkMachine</a>);
<li> Is <a href="http://www.nickjordan.co.uk">Nick Jordan</a> - esteemed British weblogger - also <a href="http://www.nickjordan.com">Nick Jordan</a> - esteemed provider of penis-enlargment pills?
<li> Joho the Blog's piece on <a href="http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/mtarchive/001313.html">Links with Value</a> is a better version of what I was trying to say in my piece <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/10/on_the_responsibility_of_linkage.shtml">The Responsibility of Linkage</a>;
<li> I just bought this <a href="http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore?productLearnMore=T5892">Tucano Second Skin case for my iBook</a> - and it's much recommended. The only way it could be improved is if it zipped fully open so you could leave your computer sitting on it;
<li> Jason's finally given in and <a href="http://www.kottke.org/index_full.rdf">kottke.org is now syndicating full posts through .rdf</a>. Frankly this is delightful and means that my daily NetNewsWire browsing experience is better than ever;
<li> Found on textism..com - <a href="http://www.textism.com/resources/cleanwordhtml/">a neat way to clean up Word HTML</a>. This works pretty well, but also seems to strip out several special characters rather than encoding them (later note - oops - should read the instructions properly);
<li> <a href="http://glassdog.com/">Lance talks about coming to London</a> - it was great to finally meet him and I hope we showed him a good time.
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DATE: 04/03/2003 03:34:58 PM
<a href='http://interconnected.org/home/2003_03_23_archive.shtml#200053736'>buffer overflow attacks</a>
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TITLE: What is Trackback? (part one)
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
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<p>As part of an (hopefully) ongoing series - here's the most very basic introduction as to what Trackback can do. This is not a study of <i>how</i> it is done - and it makes certain assumptions that I'll go into in an upcoming lesson (assuming I get around to it) - but I think it might be enough to get that basic first point across to people who are confused by all the other stuff it can do...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/trackback_part_one.gif"></p>
<p>You can also download this image as a .pdf <A href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/what_is_trackback.pdf">what_is_trackback.pdf</a>. This diagram was created in the awesome OmniGraffle - a product of the <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com">Omni Group</a>. I plan to use it loads more from now on...</p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> This is not <i>supposed</i> to be directed at the average weblogger of a few months standing. This is just for those newbies who've not managed to see it in context enough or who don't find the name particularly descriptive. </p>
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 03/31/2003 05:00:03 PM
...my Mum loves you... ~: )
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AUTHOR: Reader
EMAIL: reader@read.com
IP: 81.86.207.221
URL:
DATE: 03/31/2003 05:43:12 PM
Hmmmnn, not at all condescending. Maybe you could tell us all how hyperlinks work now.
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AUTHOR: Dawn
EMAIL: dawn@drivingwithdawn.com
IP: 12.42.51.28
URL: http://www.drivingwithdawn.com
DATE: 03/31/2003 07:56:44 PM
The basic functionality of trackback I understand. However, I hate having a (usually empty) trackback link after every post. The way you display your trackbacks is much more elegant. How do you do it?
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: dave@noemail.com
IP: 195.92.194.12
URL:
DATE: 03/31/2003 10:55:08 PM
I don't understand at all
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.28.129.84
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 03/31/2003 11:12:37 PM
Dear "Reader" - if I was writing for a completely non-web-savvy audience, I <i>would</i> explain hyperlinks. In this case, this is designed to be written for a non-blog savvy audience. So there you go.
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AUTHOR: JimmyT
EMAIL: mail@lehopictures.com
IP: 216.232.58.138
URL: http://www.lehopictures.com/the_joint/
DATE: 04/01/2003 12:38:03 AM
Amazing all this trackback madness lately. You'd think by now we'd all have it, but I guess it is a little complicated.
Someone needs to start a trackback blog or something to show the creative ways people are using the technology, beyond the basics.
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AUTHOR: pete
EMAIL: monkiboi@monkiboi.net
IP: 80.177.96.252
URL: http://www.monkiboi.net
DATE: 04/01/2003 12:08:00 PM
as someone who finally understood what 'trackbacks' were only a few months ago i wish someone had bothered to do something like this when the idea first came out. the name doesn't really help either. 'off site comments' would have told me a lot more than 'trackback' could ever hope to achieve. not quite so snazzy though is it?
there's also the fact that not everyone uses MT or whatever blogging tool that incorperates trackbacks so there's no incentive for some to really get to grips with it.
but while i now understand trackbacks i still fail to see the point of them. instead of having a post with a number of comments that i can follow i now have to follow the trackbacks, which have their own comments, on which the original poster may also have added something to. then once i've finished i have to return to the original page, try and pick up the thread and then go to the next trackbacked link.
i must be *really* missing something here!? sorry to go slightly off topic on the last bit tom.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 04/01/2003 01:18:13 PM
I think TrackBack has potential, but only once people realise that its true value lies in the form of 'further reading' or 'see also' type links, rather than just using it as a means of saying..."Oh look, Tom's written another article on his site today..." and blatantly getting a link back to their own site for not a great deal of effort to them or worth to the reader. I like the idea of TrackBack, but won't be bothering following TrackBack URLs if the latter perpetuates.
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AUTHOR: Choire
EMAIL: choire@eastwest.nu
IP: 172.203.73.142
URL: http://www.eastwest.nu
DATE: 04/01/2003 06:09:33 PM
I actually do believe that trackback is one of the most important innovations in the way we use the web (or at least, how we may use it in the future),
The problem is I have a hard time caring enough to install it and make it look like something I would use.
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AUTHOR: Martin Wisse
EMAIL: plasticbag@cloggie.org
IP: 212.238.82.186
URL: http://www.cloggie.org/wissewords/
DATE: 04/01/2003 08:06:05 PM
So I'm using Phposxom as a blogging system, which does not have trackback and I'm wondering if and how I could use trackback manually?
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AUTHOR: pete
EMAIL: monkiboi@monkiboi.net
IP: 80.177.96.252
URL:
DATE: 04/01/2003 10:11:26 PM
s3d: i agree. some people seem to see trackbacks as a euphemism for 'increase my google rating'. i've even seen trackbacks where the trackback consisted of a 'look at this' type link or a quoted passage from the original post. surely it's the blog equivalent of spamming comments and chatboxes with 'hey everybody. come visit my site!'. if it was a form of further reading then i think it would be fine. in fact it'd be great. but it's not.
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AUTHOR: Buzz Andersen
EMAIL: buzz@scifihifi.com
IP: 198.173.142.227
URL: http://www.scifihifi.com
DATE: 04/01/2003 11:45:59 PM
Martin,
The Moveable Type people have a standalone trackback implementation, which can be adapted for use with Blosxom and variants (incl. PHPosxom):
http://www.movabletype.org/trackback/
I use it with Blosxom, but I'm not familiar with PHPosxom, so I couldn't tell you how to integrate it exactly. You might take a look at some of the work Matt Gemmell has been doing on Thistle (which started life as a variation on PHPosxom).
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AUTHOR: Andy
EMAIL: andyfaeglasgow@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 130.209.241.223
URL:
DATE: 04/15/2004 10:49:30 PM
RE: Misuse of trackback
Surely people gain a link back to their site simply by including their homepage in the appropriate field? What is the point of putting an additional trackback? Andy
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URL: http://raravis.net/archives/000012.php
IP: 204.215.189.243
BLOG NAME: Raravis | Uniquities from the world of wonder...
DATE: 03/31/2003 09:02:57 AM
This post in itself is a Trackback, I'd thought I'd let you know. I have many a time tried to explain the principle of Trackbacking, but to no avail, so for those of you who simply don't understand it, here...
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URL: http://nslog.com/archives/2003/03/31/trackbacks_tough_to_understand.php
IP: 66.111.66.231
BLOG NAME: NSLog();
DATE: 03/31/2003 01:35:20 PM
I don't understand what's so difficult to understand about TrackBacks, but this surely wouldn't clear it up if I was confused. TrackBacks are links to...
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URL: http://www.wearehugh.com/650
IP: 209.61.186.253
BLOG NAME: WE ARE HUGH
DATE: 03/31/2003 04:58:17 PM
plasticbag: "This is not a study of how it is done - and it makes
certain assumptions that I'll go into in an upcoming lesson (assuming I
get around to it) - but I think it's enough to get that basic first
point across to people who are confused by all...
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URL: http://www.rainbucket.com/log/archives/000046.html
IP: 80.177.94.180
BLOG NAME: rainbucket dot com
DATE: 04/01/2003 12:34:17 PM
And this is where i argue why trackbacks should be explained. I have to say that even though i am not a newbie to blogging, i am a newbie to MT and having a blog at my own domain. In...
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IP: 12.129.211.120
BLOG NAME: as if i care to comment
DATE: 04/03/2003 04:24:19 PM
plasticbag.org | weblog i was once a newbie. ive since been enlightened. i just found this quick explanation at the link above. included in the article are links to other articles about trackbacks. i wish everybody used them......
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URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog_archives/individual/2003/04/on_trackback_abuse_and_a_possible_solution.shtml
IP: 80.71.2.160
BLOG NAME: neverthink.com
DATE: 04/26/2003 08:39:47 PM
(Note: I was in the middle of replying to Adrian's thoughts on Trackback abuse, when I realised that what I
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IP: 162.42.210.236
BLOG NAME: Navigating Business with Technology
DATE: 07/25/2003 08:37:56 PM
So what the heck is a TrackBack and what is it used for? Read the MT manual's definition page for TrackBack. Here's SixApart's specification for it. A couple of different definition pages here and here (Tom Coates). Here's a working...
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URL: http://bluegrooves.net/archives/2003_03.php#000010
IP: 66.246.28.241
BLOG NAME: bluegrooves || in pink
DATE: 09/03/2003 10:55:55 PM
This post in itself is a Trackback, I'd thought I'd let you know. I have many a time tried to explain the principle of Trackbacking, but to no avail, so for those of you who simply don't understand it, here...
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URL: http://cradle.mine.nu/archives/2003/10/20/1658
IP: 216.67.227.157
BLOG NAME: Wingie's Cradle
DATE: 10/20/2003 11:55:24 AM
Been getting a lot of Trackback® Pings lately. To my disgust, a lot are not including links to my entry. To me, its like free links for them. Is Trackback® that hard to understand? As Tom Coates put it in...
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URL: http://www.downingstreetsays.com/about.html
IP: 132.185.240.122
BLOG NAME: Downing Street Says
DATE: 03/01/2004 11:04:18 AM
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URL: http://www.webraw.com/quixtar/archives/2004/07/why_is_orrin_woodward_blogging.php
IP: 209.61.185.17
BLOG NAME: Quixtar Blog
DATE: 07/29/2004 03:23:48 PM
Why has Orrin Woodward, leader of the Quixtar group Team of Destiny, started a blog? This is the same man who struggled to limit access to formerly public articles. However, now he's publishing a blog, one of the most open and candid forms of communica...
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TITLE: Whither trackbacks?
URL: http://www.magpiebrain.com/archives/2004/09/20/trackbacks
IP: 193.111.201.129
BLOG NAME: magpiebrain
DATE: 09/20/2004 10:21:42 AM
So lets look at the figures. Number of posts: 272. Number of comments: 506. Number of trackbacks: 12. Spot the odd one out? Trackabcks have been enabled since virtually day one of this blog, and have been surprisingly underused. I’m...
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<p>I'm a bit of an enforced holiday at the moment. Evidently I've been getting too crazed with work as last week my boss started passing me notes saying things like "You need a holiday" and "Get out of my company". So it's ironic that after all those months of carefully tending <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a> that it should be the first workday that I'm out of the office this year that <a href="http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/31/1230227&mode=thread&tid=95">the site gets Slashdotted</a>.</p>
<p>I haven't had a chance to read through all the comments yet but mostly people seem interested in the concept of geocoding content generally - with Conversations itself getting fairly limited coverage. Nonetheless I'm hoping for a few insights here and there... It's a pity that Slashdot's audience is so US-centric, of course - since the site is designed for people who have UK postcodes. Most of the people who come via Slashdot won't be able to participate in any particularly meaningful way.</p>
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<p>There's a quote going around the internet at the moment that's widely attributed to Julius Caesar - and it's tremendously rousing and potent and apposite. Unfortunately, I've seen no evidence whatsoever that it's not also <a href="http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-caesar-quote.htm">total bunk</a>.</p>
<blockquote>"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."</blockquote>
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<p>From the Financial Times this morning: <a href="http://news.ft.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=FT.com/StoryFT/FullStory&c=StoryFT&cid=1048313466011">UpMyStreet.com in Administration</a></p>
<blockquote>"Upmystreet.com, one of the pioneers of the UK internet sector, yesterday followed many of its long-gone peers into administration as financial pressure led the company to file for protection as it sought a buyer. Tony Blin-Stoyle, founder and managing director of the company that provides local information to users, said the company had chosen a "prudent course of action" that he hoped would give it time to find a buyer. "We have filed for admini-stration, but still have time as we are fully solvent while looking for a buyer," he said. Upmystreet developed a reputation for high-quality database technology that made use of the internet's ability to link people with information relevant to them and won a string of awards. Its website links consumers to postcode-based information such as council tax rates, house prices and local businesses, while its commercial services help business and public sector bodies organise their web-based information. The group, owned in part by News International, BSkyB and NM Rothschild, earns annual sales of about �2m but has suffered from the media and technology slowdowns."</blockquote>
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<p>I'm back in London now, looking around me suspiciously and thinking about what to do next. But the first thing I want to do is resolve an issue that's been driving me insane for about three years now. When I was a kid, my mother used to listen to fairly terrible cassettes in the car on the way to school - this must have been somewhere between 1981 and 1985. She had this album in the car and it was kind of Motown and it had a song on it which I really liked. Mum swears it was by <i>Denice Williams</i>. All I remember about it was that it had a line about a guy seeming to be like Jekyll, but <i>actually</i> being like Hyde. You see - clearly a quality song. Anyway - does anyone (i) know what the name of said song is? (ii) know where I could get a CD or decent quality MP3 of it?</p>
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 216.40.52.20
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/04/2003 12:43:30 PM
I'm bored at the office, so I thought I'd take a quick scoot round Google. Amazon sells a variety of Deniece Williams albums (Deniece being an apparent alternative spelling to Denice)- if you want my advice, if you can't come up with a specific song title, either buy them all (ulp), or search them out with Kazaa et al. You might strike gold.
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AUTHOR: prince april
EMAIL: secretprince@patrickwolf.com
IP: 217.155.44.153
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DATE: 04/07/2003 06:49:02 AM
there is a serge gainsbourgh song
about dr jeckyl and mr hyde...
it is an amazing song... kinda motowny...
check it out mr tom.
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<p>One of my favourite words is <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=paralepsis">paralepsis</a> (<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/11/being_one_of_my_favourite_rhetorical_tropes.shtml">I've even talked about it before</a>). It's a word from the ancient study of rhetoric and it essentially means that you state loudly the subjects that you're <i>not</i> going to talk about - in the process bringing what you're omitting into the forefront of people's consciousness. Here's an example:</p>
<blockquote>"Let's not get bogged down here... Let's pass swiftly over the vicar's predeliction for cream cakes. Let's not dwell on his fetish for Dolly Mixture. Let's not even <i>mention</i> his rapidly increasing girth... No no - let us instead turn directly to his recent work on <i>self-control</i> and <i>abstinence</i>..."</blockquote>
<p>It's an immensely satisfying and highly entertaining piece of verbal fun, even if it is also a bit of a blunt instrument. Paralepsis is a collision of statement with intent - it presents itself both as an obvious paradox and as the extension of language's ability to use fragments of fact to allude to larger and more involved passages or narratives - the paralepsis is a signpost that there's more going on here than the person's in a position to talk about, even as he or she talks about it. It's an insidious move as well as a revelatory one, and it reveals one of the greatest difficulties of speaking the truth - that <i>even if one doesn't lie</i> one can easily mislead. This is the terrible sin of 'lying by omission' - of using carefully selected and accurate information in such a way that totally mischaracterises the situation in hand. And an extension of that is the way self-censorship tries to stop individual people making connections of this kind. We all need a weird kind of internal paralepsis, perhaps, to make those connections that we don't want to make out loud - or perhaps we feel we can't...</p>
<p>Which is all, in its way, merely an introduction to one of the most blatant, glorious and important use of paralepsis I've seen in my life. From the Onion: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3912/i_should_not_be.html">I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America</a>...</p>
<p><b>P.S.</b> For the Americans amongst us, "Dolly Mixture" is a peculiarly British kind of sweet that traditionally you would buy in small paper bags by weight from large glass (or later plastic) bottles held behind the counter. I can find little about their origins online, but I believe they got their name by being small enough to look like food for dolls' tea parties and the like. Shamefully, they are a personal favourite.</p>
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URL: http://www.quernstone.com/archives/000134.html
IP: 66.33.197.11
BLOG NAME: Jonathan Sanderson's Weblog
DATE: 04/05/2003 01:34:38 PM
I have new glasses. Oh yes, I can see again, and it's a slightly disturbing experience. My right eye in
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<p>I'm going to be playing catch-up for a while here - picking up on things that I would have written about <i>except I took a holiday</i> (never again). First things first, let's have a gander at this article: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30087.html">Anti-war slogan coined, repurposed and Googlewashed... in 42 days (on 'The Second Superpower')</a>. This is an extraordinary piece of work that manages to merge legitimate concerns with some of the most neurotically paranoid reasoning I've ever seen. The argument is simple - the phrase "The Second Superpower" originally referred to "World Public Opinion", but because someone subsequently wrote some politically castrated techno-utopian article with the same name (and said article got taken up by some 'significant' webloggers) if you now do a search on Google for the term, you find no trace of the original meaning. All that remains is the knock-off.</p>
<p>The article seems to ascribe this change to a kind of weird A-list cabal of webloggers. This is true in that a certain group of people who are much-linked-to have linked to the article in question - that's reputation-based rankings operating to save us from people writing "The Second Superpower" three-hundred times in their meta tags. Unfortunately it's also rubbish in the sense that - as a vast conjoined semi-self correcting connected network of webloggers exists - all it takes is one Register article (picked up in turn by <i>other</i> webloggers) for this problem to self-correct. People get so <i>tense</i> nowadays... And about so very little... In the meantime, let's all raise a glass to you, oh gloriously self-correcting blogosphere...</p>
<p>More on this subject:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/WO0303/S00377.htm">Greenpeace mention of "Second Superpower"</a>
<li> <a href="http://registration.ft.com/registration/sub/barrier.jsp?location=http%3A//news.ft.com/servlet/ContentServer%3fpagename=FT.com/StoryFT/FullStory%26c=StoryFT%26cid=1045511627296%26ft_acl=&resource=ftarc">Financial Times mention of "Second Superpower"</a>
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 04/05/2003 12:59:54 PM
I mentioned a while back on The Copydesk that there's now probably <a href="http://www.copydesk.co.uk/archive/2003_02_19_index.shtml#90343111">three world superpowers</a>.
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<p>Any minute now I'm going to have to launch into a huge tract about social software - about the good things and the bad things, about the cult that's emerging around the term (with all it's requisite ecstasies and rites of initiation), about how much the way people write about it reminds me of how people used to write about the internet before it became saturated with hype and the companies came and grew and then exploded in shards and collapsed upon themselves taking many good people with them. At a certain point, I might even have to mention that there's a tremendous power here, but that it's an extension of / redevelopment of / repurposing of earlier insights made by people making MOOs, MUDs, bulletin boards, message-boards and wikis and how <i>I love working in it but I'm scared of the way people are talking it up and I wish people would build more brilliant things rather than talking about it</i>. And then inevitably - shortly afterwards - I'll probably write something more about it myself... It's not like it was with my other baby. Weblogging grew gradually and properly and organically through the interactions of real people. This one's being increasingly owned by the wrong people.</p>
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DATE: 04/05/2003 08:13:36 PM
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<p>I'm going to take the unusual approach of linking through to a comment I've made on someone else's site. The comment is flawed - it's full of typos and errors and gets a bit over-excited every so often - but essentially I stand by most of it - particularly this part which is about the relationship between research/debate and hands-on experience running an online community:</p>
<blockquote>From <a href="http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/archives/000414.html#740">my response to 'Falling in with the wrong crowd'</a><br />"There�s a pretension around our work that says that we�re scientists - but mostly we�re not - we�re artisans. We build things for people <i>to use</i>. We build things that extend the abilities of individuals in one way or another. As such people who work in this field should be doing <i>apprenticeships</i> as much as they should be doing research. They should be managing a community, understanding the tensions and the collapses, noticing the problems and the benefits, seeing where people get stuck and where they <i>need</i> to get stuck - where they need structure and where that structure will kill them."</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: Liz Lawley
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
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DATE: 04/05/2003 10:57:12 PM
What I was trying to say in my post--and my comment to my own post (could this get any more convoluted, I wonder? no, don't answer, I already know it can)--is that I think you're setting up a false dichotomy here.
One of the things that a lot of people don't realize about the school where I teach (RIT) is that it takes the apprenticeship idea pretty seriously. All of our students in IT are required to do a minimum of three quarters of co-op work. And most of the people teaching in our program have "walked the walk" before "talking the talk."
The reason I feel as though I'm a good place to talk about--and do research into--things like online communities is that I have indeed been a part of them for so long. From local BBS communities (where I met my first husband) to Fidonet echoes (where I met the second); from BITNET listservs to Yahoo! Groups, from CompuServe CB Simulator to my 7-digit ICQ ID...I figure I've earned my stripes as a participant.
(Heck, I was participating in Michigan's online conferencing environment--CONFER, I think it was--back when you were still listening to Deniece Williams in the back seat of your mom's car. :-)
The fact that I'm now in an academic environment shouldn't mean that my credibility as a participant goes away. What I'm striving for is better partnerships. Give my students co-op experiences...and I'll give you back people with the technical and social skills to build the tools that you're imagining.
And yes, I know I sound defensive. It's hard being the ivory tower scapegoat sometimes. :-)
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EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.142.40
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/06/2003 10:26:59 AM
Don't for one moment think that I don't know that! While playing online (which I started doing a mere ten years ago now - probably making me a bit of a newbie) I was also trying to complete my doctoral thesis in Freudian concepts of identification, lesbian and gay theory, ancient Greek tragedy and screen theory. I'm more than familiar with both the resentment of the implication (and the concommitant anxiety) that one is safe in an academic ivory tower. But I think the important thing for me to repeat is that when I talk about my anxieties surrounding emerging conversations in social software, I'm often talking about people who <i>haven't</i> had that level of engagement - certainly not in the position of a builder or a community leader - and certainly not for any decent period of time. My knowledge of how your students work is highly limited, so I wouldn't want to make statements like that about them - and nor would I want to make absolutist statements - as long as someone is talking sense, I don't give a damn whether they've walked the walk or not. In Delphi, the oracle stood on top of a pit of fuming scents and burning substances and went into an ecstatic trance from which she'd reveal the future in a form of pre-Christian glossolalia - speaking in tongues. She'd use words either without or stripped of all meaning which would be interpreted subsequently by high-priests and reported as a glimpse of "the future". The way people are using fascinating and interesting theoretical developments (and newly popularised concepts like smart mobs, distributed networks and the like) often feels to me like a similar process - the words are stripped of all context and insight or meaning, and are pulled into discourse in order to convey a sense of hipness or 'now'. It's a weird and uncomfortable place for someone like me to occupy suddenly... Ach. I'm droning. Basically - (i) lots of good discussion going on, (ii) but everyone's getting too caught up in language and hipness and needs to be dragged back down into tiny micro-building projects (iii) otherwise the whole enterprise will combust, taking this opportunity for the pushing-forward of human collaborative and/or social working and flushing it down the loo...
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AUTHOR: Liz Lawley
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 04/06/2003 03:09:05 PM
I think, at the end of all this, we're in pretty close to the same place. I agree, the micro-building needs to happen. What I'm encouraged by, however, is that nearly every discussion I've been involved in on this topic (including the much-maligned "emergent democracy" group that Joi pulled together) has been very cognizant of this. The "wouldn't it be nice" rhetoric has a constant drumbeat of "we need to *build*" accompanying it.<br /><br />
(Just tried to put in line breaks...will see if they take.)<br /><br />
What you're talking about is exactly what I'm trying to do with my students...I feel like I've got this golden opportunity to take all this enthusiasm and skill that's passing through my classroom and turn it in the direction of these projects. So my reading and participation in these discussions is all targeted towards making things really happen.<br /><br />
The grant that Alex Halavais and I submitted to NSF is also geared toward making things happen, and getting the developers and toolmakers to talk to the researchers to talk to the content experts (folks like you and me, who have lived in this world, not just studied it). I doubt it will get funded--didn't have enough time to work on it, or to schmooze the program manager--but the concept is there, and if NSF turns us down we'll look elsewhere to move that project forward.<br /><br />
All of which by way of saying I understand your concerns, and see them as valid--but I'm less pessimistic than you are right now, because I'm seeing so _much_ movement towards actual building and not just talking/writing.
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AUTHOR: Ross Mayfield
EMAIL: ross.mayfield@socialtext.com
IP: 67.112.122.207
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0114726/
DATE: 04/07/2003 08:46:05 AM
Learn by doing and do by learning. Learn and do what's new.
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DATE: 04/06/2003 05:22:06 PM
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<p>Ok. So I'm back in London and I'm struggling to get back up to speed with what's been going on in my absence. It's terrifying how much can happen in a week. It's terrifying how behind you can feel... Keeping hold of that sensation - where you're actually riding the crest of the meme-stream is becoming an ever more difficult way of passing the time... </p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~mustaste/weezerthesis.htm">Debates of Artistic Value in Rock Music:
A Case Study of the Band Weezer, 1994-2001</a><br />A shameful confession - I haven't read this yet. Normally I make it a bit of a point of honour to read everything that I post up here. I won't post it unless I've read it. But this is <i>really long</i>...
<li> <a href="http://www.geekculture.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=000912;p=">What's wrong with Dorian's Eye?</a><br />
So I took a picture of my friend Dorian's eye. He works next to me. He'd put in eye drops. I put the picture on my site. Ha! Ha! Very funny! Suddenly - months later - there's a huge online discussion about why his eye's all like that. Everyone's taking it very seriously. Kind of strange.
<li> <a href="http://www.megnut.com/speak/MCLLM/presentation.htm">The Weblog Revolution</a><br />
Meg Hourihan brings everyone up to speed on this whole "Weblog" thing in one of the most concise and clear introductions I've read.
<li> <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org/archives/000367.html">Whitelabel.org</a> / <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a><br />
After a discussion last week between lots of cool fun people at UMS, the people who are allowed near the code-base put <A href="http://www.geourl.org/">Geo URL metatags</a> into every page on the site. I've not really got a clear sense of what people out there might do with this information, but I'm quite looking forward to finding out...
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<p>I had a weird dream last night. In the dream, something apocalyptically odd had happened. Pollen from space, perhaps. Or a Tipping-Point style collapse where an idea or a chemical or a radio wave or something finally hit such a level that it generated utterly pandemic effects - spreading throughout the entire human population in a matter of moments. About a third of all the people on the planet suddenly became utterly obedient and suggestible - satisfied simply to serve - all apparently good-natured and pliable. One by one they'd kind of imprint on unaffected people around them, doing basically whatever they said. Initially, all the non-obedient people were horrified. They wanted their friends back, their relatives. There was research and work to try and get them back to normal. But gradually the non-obedient began to get used to it. Newly obedient people were gradually stripped of their good jobs and started to happily help out the people they were imprinted on - doing smaller jobs, littler things, menial tasks. Gradually though, the non-obedient people started to feel darker temptations, secretly and shamefully relishing the power and the opportunities it afforded them. Gradually the obedient people came to be seen as less than human, and - because they didn't fight back, and didn't express pain - were gradually and regularly physically abused, sexually violated and essentially enslaved. Gradually the world fell into two castes - the mainstream of humanity who could express any desire they wanted on their human 'pets' but who had a dark hint of discomfort and shame to everything they did, and a submissive and willing underclass. No one knew whether inside each member of the underclass was a fully conscious human being screaming in protest or whether they were as they seemed - docile, placid, unfazed. One of the people I like most in the world had become an oppressor...</p>
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<p>So <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a> and I have been playing with <a href="http://hydra.globalse.org/index.html">Hydra</a> for a couple of days, trying to find uses for it and trying to get other people engaged in its use (with the hope that in the process we'll come to some decent first-stage conclusions). Standard disclaimer here - all decent insights are collaborative in origin, all mistakes entirely my own.</p>
<p>First things first, for those of you who have come in late - what <i>is</i> Hydra. Essentially, it's two (or more) people fiddling with the same document from two different computers at the same time with each being able to see what the other is doing. If you're on the same network, then you can find documents to work on over Rendezvous. Otherwise (if you know your IP and are not trapped behind an unforgiving firewall) you can join with documents over the net.</p>
<p>Our first impressions weren't entirely favourable. It may have been easy enough to connect to a shared document, but once there - what to do? We found ourselves using the first document in a peculiar inscribing way - kind of writing on it an ongoing discussion but in a non-linear graffiti kind of style. It reminded me a lot of those pictures you do when you're a child where you draw a plane and then another plane and then you draw a missile coming from one plane and then you draw it hitting the other one, and then you turn that plane into an explosion and then you draw a little man in a parachute flying down to earth...</p>
<p>Starting a document from scratch, it seemed, was to be an almost impossible enterprise. The document itself kept getting lost within our debate about it. Later we would adopt the slightly odd approach of having two shared documents open at the same time - one as our newly discovered chat-graffiti-wall, the other for actual work on a document. The Apple key depressed with the <b>`</b> made a relatively convenient way to skip between windows. But even with this approach in place, it became difficult to find a way of pulling the first initial strands of a document together. It was almost like you needed a separate scratch-pad incorporated into the program so you could push a piece of work a certain amount down the line towards completion before exposing it to your colleagues...</p>
<p>Working with code or mostly finished documents was a hell of a lot easier and more productive - and I think this is something we'll probably find ourselves doing again in the daily course of our work. Keeping the two window model (one for debate / one for editing) we played for a while with a weblog post - amending it as we felt appropriate - bashing it more cleanly into place. The most useful feature here (weirdly) was one of the most simple - the ability to select a piece of text with a sweep of your cursor and then go, "that bit there needs a change" or "I love the turn of phrase" in the other window. That simple act of gesturing to a passage was tremendously liberating.</p>
<p>Finally Matt pulled the HTML source of a standard plasticbag.org page out and slapped it in the window - which turned into a debate about embedded RDF and Trackback. We could have been using it to understand why a page wasn't rendering correctly or to debug or debate the correct syntax in any individual spot - or even (if we used a more literary or commentative text) simply as a medium for discussion - like being able use a laser pointer to signal a dubious passage and have your colleague know exactly what you were talking about even though he was on the other side of the room / city / planet...</p>
<p><b>First Impressions:</b> I still can't quite decide whether Hydra feels like a tiny niche application with some surprisingly significant uses or whether it should be considered a slightly clunky prototype of something almost world-changing. Certainly I'll watch it with considerable interest and I recommend it to anyone interested in collaborating online...</p>
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EMAIL: capn@capndesign.com
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DATE: 04/08/2003 03:55:49 AM
When you guys were talking about highlighting text, I thought about the benefit of this in cyber-meetings (a meeting where people are in various different locations). If normally you would hand out some kind of spreadsheet or other document, you could instead use Hydra. Then people could all make realtime changes or additions or add questions. Also, you could have a minute-taker using another documents to take notes. I haven't had to do too many meetings of this type, but I feel like it could be very useful here.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org�
DATE: 04/08/2003 10:33:30 AM
There's a really interesting and good quality response to my review <a href="http://www.mobileentropy.com/archives/000232.html">here</a>.
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Tom's been looking at Hydra. I agree with his conclusions that it's best reserved for finishing things off or discussing something that's already complete but due for a review. I've not written code in anger for some years now, and certainly not as par...
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<p>I've been making diagrams. Don't ask. I've been making diagrams. I'm in love with <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnigraffle/">Omnigraffle</a> and I don't have time to post about what I'm thinking about because I'm too busy making diagrams about it. Hopefully I'll hit some kind of legitimate plateau soon though and the diagrams will all coalesce with the stuff that I've been meaning to finish for ages and suddenly there'll be loads of longer pieces from me appearing about <i>Trackback</i>, about <i>Micro-paradigm shifts as a metaphor for online discussion</i>, about <i>social networks</i> and the like... In the meantime, it's brief link-log orgy time again - today mostly about online publishing work...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.nickdenton.org/archives/005138.html">Evil Nick Denton seeks Kottkesque Designer</a><br />
For some reason I keep thinking of <a href="http://www.gyford.com">Phil Gyford</a> when I read this job description, although maybe Phil's work is a bit astringent for the consumer press. Maybe <a href="http://www.styledeficit.com">Denise</a> would be a better bet. Having said that though, Nick probably wants someone who's not only based in the USA but also stinkingly cheap.
<li> <a href="http://www.salon.com/press/releases/2003/03/28/march_03_funding/index.html">Salon secures funding</a><br />
To which - in my current mood - all I can really say is "Well bully for you" - and what precisely have <i>you</i> done to empower the citizenry..? In the meantime, UpMyStreet has got a really nice write-up in <a href="http://www.theregister.com/content/6/30133.html">The Register</a> at the moment.
<li> <a href="http://www.alwayson-network.com/index.php">The Always-On Network</a><br />
There's something simultaneously very satisfying and utterly depressing about a stripped-down Slashdot clone founded by people like <b>accenture</b> and <b>KPMG</b>. It's like the apex and nadir of weblog culture in one. Like Madonna singing "American Pie" - you win / you lose. They're almost the same thing anyway...
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<p>A couple of interesting thoughts from Jean Baudrillard's <b>The Transparency of Evil</b> (Verso 1990)</p>
<blockquote> And why does terrorism exist, if not as a violent form of abreaction in the social realm?<br />
The most stiking thing about events such as those that took place at the Heysel Stadium, Brussels, in 1985, is not their violence <i>per se</i> but the way in which this violence was given worldwide currency by television, and in the process turned into a travesty of itself.<br />
'How is such barbarity possible in the late twentieth century?' This is a false question. There is no atavistic resurgence of some archaic type of violence. This violence of old was both more enthusiastic and more sacrificial than ours. Today's violence, the violence produced by our hypermodernity, is terror. A simulacrum of violence, emerging less from passion than from the screen: a violence in the nature of the image ...<br />
Another remarkable aspect of a happening like this is that it is in some way expected. We all collude in the anticipation of a fatal outcome, even if we are emotionally affected or shaken when it occurs. The Brussels police have been criticized for failing to avert the explosion of violence at the Heysel Stadium, but what no police could ever guard against is the sort of fascination, of mass appeal, exercised by the terrorist model. (p.75)</blockquote>
<p>From a different article in the same book:</p>
<blockquote> The high degree to which AIDS, terrorism, crack cocaine or computer viruses mobilize the popular imagination should tell us that they are more than anecdotal occurrences in an irrational world. The fact is that they contain within them the whole logic of our system: these events are merely the spectacular expression of that system. They all hew to the same agenda of virulence and radiation, an agenda whose very power over the imagination is of a viral character.... (p.57)</blockquote>
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<p>The wonderful weirdness of print publishing schedules means that the latest issue of <a href="http://www.internet-magazine.com">internet magazine</a> contains a news story about <a href="http://www.blogger.com/about/blogger_google_faq.pyra">Google buying Blogger</a> - a full five weeks after the story broke online. It's got a few comments from me in it - which I think always greatly improves a publication - but even apart from my individual wisdom, the article itself is pretty cool. But enough about them...</p>
<blockquote> Tom Coates, author of the opinionated Plasticbag weblog (www.plasticbag.org) said webloggers themselves have been sorting out the Web's content for some time. 'There are a million webloggers out there, all writing stuff and linking to things in neatly organised and timely chunks,' he said.<br /> 'Webloggers are collectively, hyperactively and accidentally making sense of the Web. So it's not so much about categorising weblog content as it is about using them to categorise everything!'<br />
Coates said he doubted that there'd be a Google News of weblogs, but thought that their links would be used to "add value" to existing news coverage. "Putting some of the good weblog posts at the end of conventional online news reports might bring that kind of context and grass-roots reaction back into online news," he said.</blockquote>
<p>God knows if I did say all that. It sounds pretty good though, so I'm not going to protest. I even agree with most of it...</p>
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<p>Probably the one thing I understand least about America is its relationship with religion. American is a country that (i) is particularly known for not being hide-bound by convention in science or business and (ii) often demonstrates an astonishing (and often laudable) amount of bombast and rule-breaking in both domestic and foreign-affairs. How then can it be that so many elements of American life can be held so firmly under the sway of religious fundamentalism?</p>
<p>You'd think this kind of thing would be more of a problem for countries like the UK - old European powers whose organisation includes no inbuilt distinctions between church and state. I mean - look at the facts - in the UK, the monarch is the <a href="http://www.cofe.anglican.org/about/frame_organisation.html">Supreme Governor of the Church of England</a>. The same woman is also the country's <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/in_depth/uk/2002/the_royal_accounts/the_queen.stm">Head of State</a> and has been for over fifty years. The UK also has - by law or convention - several representatives of the Church of England in our Upper House (<a href="http://www.parliament.uk/about_lords/about_lords.cfm">The House of Lords</a>), although there is considerable discussion ongoing about <a href="http://www.secularism.org.uk/policy.htm">whether they should be there</a> or <a href="http://www.unesco.org/most/vl1n2dav.htm">whether all religions in the country should be represented</a>.</p>
<p>But in fact the UK's religious right has <i>radically</i> less power within the country than in the US. Presidents of the United States essentially <i>have</i> to be church-going Christians. Church-going in the UK is simply considered a bit <i>odd</i>. We have anti-abortion campaigners just like in the US, but nowhere near as many and nor are they so overtly religious. And while it would be naive of me to say that there are no schools in the UK in which creationism or <a href="http://www.actionbioscience.org/evolution/nhmag.html">intelligent design</a> are taught, I can't find any evidence that it's even <i>mentioned</i> in the UK's <a href="http://www.nc.uk.net/home.html">National Curriculum</a> or that any religiously-tinted competitors for evolution are presented as of equal plausibility.</p>
<p>It's the effects of religion on science, I think, that most appals me. I don't believe - never have believed - that science is a completely value-free space. Decisions are made every day about what to study, who to study (and what not to study as well). Initial hypotheses are almost necessarily built upon assumption, intuition and the influx of current mainstream political consensus. But the idea that challenges to theories like "evolution" can circumvent the entire academic peer-review and testing process by way of the <i>courts</i> - inspired by people who want to find ways to equate the world with their religious beliefs... Well, it's scandalous! Totally, utterly scandalous!</p>
<p>The Guardian is running an article in its new <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/life">Life</a> section today on exactly this subject: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/feature/story/0,13026,933055,00.html">The Battle for American Science</a>. It's this article that part-inspired me to write about this subject today. Here's a quote from it:</p>
<blockquote>Critics speak with similar alarm about other theories that have been getting a new airing recently, on Aids and abstinence and global warming, for example - theories presented as rival scientific ideas asking only for a "fair hearing". "It's a very good rhetorical strategy, because it appeals to the very American sense of openness and fair play," says Miller. "But there's something called the scientific process, you know - involving open publication, criticism, and rejection of things that aren't convincing. We don't teach both sides of the germ theory of disease and faith-healing. Evolution isn't in the classroom because of political action or court decisions. It's in the classroom because it made it through, it stood up to scrutiny and became the scientific consensus. It fought the battle and won."</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: david
EMAIL: david@parmet.net
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DATE: 04/10/2003 01:17:51 PM
One thing you have to understand about the US... for most of us our ancestors came here because of religious persecution in Europe. They came here because they wanted to practice their religion openly without the proverbial heavy hand of gov't watching over them.
The thing I think most Europeans, at least the ones I know, fail to grasp is that the First Amendment doesn't us free from religion, it just makes us free from the gov't telling us to practice this or another religion.
It's a bit abstract and I'll freely admit we're all still working it out after 225 years and we usually don't get it right.
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: contact@grahamazon.com
IP: 208.57.45.144
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DATE: 04/10/2003 04:11:30 PM
Like David said, I think it's partly historical. You tell Americans they have the right to say what they want, practice what they want, print what they want, and we go off the deep end--just like we eat and consume excessively, we practice religion excessively, too. If the First Amendment did't specifically say religion, but just implied it, I don't think there'd be so many fights to get Creationism or prayer in schools, or such fervent support of it. You give Americans a right, and we'll exercise it until we're blue in the face. We'll pray until our knuckles bleed.
It's party cultural, too. A lot of Americans view the US (albeit subconsciously) as loved by God, or even Righteous. Hell, we're taught that: "In God We Trust;" "One Nation, Under God;" "God Bless America." Somewhere along the line our earlier leaders thought that America was created as a Godly place. And there's not as much support for higher education in the US either, for many reasons, which I think leads to more people being very religious. It's anecdotal, but most of my friends at least *believed* in God before they went to college.
The third part is social/governmental: besides the New Deal era, when government work programs and benefits helped Americans during the Great Depression, we don't have a great history of providing a good safety net for our citizens. Europeans--even Canadians--have a much more decent level of social programs, from health care to child care to maternity/paternity leave. Part of that's the American notion of the Puritan work ethic and "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps." In the US, you take care of yourself, you don't look to anyone else. Asking for help is considered shameful. So when you fall on hard times, who do you look to for guidance and help? Not the government; it doesn't have the programs or tax base to help you. Not others; you've got too much pride for that. But will help you and always will? God. So, with the increasing (and ever-existing) level of social and economic stratification in the US, where the top 1% owns 21% of the wealth, and the top 10% owns 65% of it, there's going to be a lot of hard times for the majority of the people. And thus, a lot of people are going to be looking for Someone's Help and Love.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 130.15.205.179
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 04/10/2003 06:04:37 PM
You should give a read to Wired magazine from a few months ago. Pretty much the whole issue was dedicated to the Science vs. Religion debate.
It's available online <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.12/">here</a>.
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AUTHOR: Nick
EMAIL: nick_3141@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 213.106.35.33
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DATE: 04/10/2003 09:45:37 PM
In economics American conservatives have an essentially Darwinian vision: the perfect society can best be built by unfettered "red in tooth and claw" competition between individuals; central control, planning and intervention by the state (even through welfare or healthcare) always fails.
In biology, however, there's a 180-degree turn. Here, its competitive Darwinian forces which must fail, Stalinist central planning (by God) which is necessary to achieve biological perfection.
You wonder if they can see the contradiction between their "don't tread on me" attitudes to government, and their Kim-Jong-esque personality cult approach to religion...
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: williamblaze@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 65.104.16.39
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 04/10/2003 10:18:17 PM
I think its also important to remember that American is essentially a country divided. Take a look at the last election results, Gore won the east and west coasts while Bush took the center of the country and the south coast. Religious fundamentalism sits squarely into the territory won by Bush. Head to Boston, Portland, New York or San Francisco and you'll find a situation pretty akin to Europe. Nebraska, that's another story. Of course there are pockets of the coastal America scattered through the interior, Austin, Bolder, Chicago...
Interestingly both the computer industry and the entire entertainment industry (movies, music, art, advertising, etc) are headquartered on the coasts. A bit telling perhaps?
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AUTHOR: Bill Laidley
EMAIL: wlaidley@shaw.ca
IP: 207.194.198.106
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DATE: 04/10/2003 11:59:16 PM
Caveat emptor: I look at the US from the outside, not the inside.
Last summer I drove through the states of New York and Pennsylvania. For a while I was trying to find something to listen to on the radio. I could locate weak signals that were interesting - but they would rapidly fade away. There were lots of strong signals: and each one of them was a religious station preaching hell fire and damnation. I wasn't in the heartland by any means.
There was an article in the New York Times a while ago telling the story of an NPR (National Public Radio) station forced off the air by a religious station that had a better understanding of how the FCC worked.
The religious right has the money and time to get what they want.
In an related/unrealted vein: something like 25,000 Baptist missionaries from the US have announced that they will be setting up shop in Iraq. Pouring gas on fire I guess.
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: williamblaze@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 64.175.236.85
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 04/11/2003 10:31:55 PM
Bill, people in Pennsylvania have a saying about their state. "In the east is Philadelphia, in the west Pittsburgh, and in between there is Alabama". For those not familiar with US States, Alabama is a southern, "bible belt" state that's about as fundamentalist (and racist) as they come.
You don't need to get far from the coast to experience the effect. 20 miles or so inland and you are into redneck fundamentalist territory. But a huge percentage of the US population lives in those 20 miles bordering the ocean. NY, LA, SF, Boston, Philadelphia, Miami, DC, Seattle, Baltimore and Portland are all coastal.
And one of the worst parts of US style winner take all democracy is that 50% of the time you are going to be governed by someone whose ideas you oppose. And yes the right wing, including the religious part of it, is far better organized then the left at this point in US history. Sad stuff. Going to take us a long time to erase the scars that Bush takes such glee in inflicting on the international community.
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EMAIL: pec9557@aol.com
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DATE: 02/29/2004 03:20:47 PM
Bill--While the rest of the civilized world seems content to go with the flow of history, that is, into the future, we Americans seem to be determinedly regressing--scientifically, philosophically, religiously. I do not have a coherent theory to explain this, but I, as an American, find it accutely embarrasing.
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It's funny that in a city run by short-sighted Puritans, my biggest complaint is usually the weather. Until Friday, the
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<p>A few days on, here's what the media and webloggia thinks about UpMyStreet (where I have worked for the last eight months or so) going into administration:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.bowblog.com/archives/000348.html#000348">Bowblog</a><br />
"While I was running another.com, we thought the UMS guys were golden. They were supposed to have survived the bust, they were supposed to have a bullet-proof (at least not chewing gum and string) service-based business model with recurring revenues. They had groovy, meaningful technology and excellent people who weren't running dog dot.com opportunists. What happened, guys?"
<li> <a href="http://blog.org/archives/cat_useful_web_resources.html#000720">Blog.org</a><br />
"I hope that someone decides to pick up its assets and do something with them. The idea of linking information and discussion to postcodes is an excellent one and with the growth of location-based services of all kinds the site is bound to have a future - its directors say it is "only months from turning a profit"."
<li> <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,930995,00.html">Guardian New Media Diary</a><br />
"Diary was disappointed last week to chronicle the demise of UpMyStreet, the innovative dotcom that allows you to check house prices, crime rates, listings and so on in any given area. The site is to go into administration in the hope of finding new backers. UpMyStreet was one of the few good ideas of the dotcom goldrush."
<li> <a href="http://www.newmediazero.com/nmz/story.asp?id=241102">NewMediaZero</a><br />
"There's no doubt that UpMyStreet provides a unique, quality service online.
Its distribution on the Web through third-party commercial sites is second to none. It's been backed by News International, which has helped its move onto Sky's interactive areas. And it's also deeply involved with Government plans to bring public services online."
<li> <a href="http://www.ntk.net/2003/04/04/">NTK</a><br />
"It's not often - but, we guess, not rare enough either - that a company gets slashdotted and receivershipped in the same week. But that's what's just happened to one of Britain's pluckiest start-ups, UpMyStreet."
<li> <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org/archives/000375.html#000375">Whitelabel.org</a>:<br />
"Buy my baby, please."
</ul>
<p>In related news - some of my co-workers are prudently updating their CVs just in case the worst does come to past and the company doesn't find a buyer.</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.gyford.com/phil/cv/">Phil Gyford</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/cv/">Matt Webb</a>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
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DATE: 04/10/2003 04:51:02 PM
Thanks to Phil for pointing out in his track-backed post that there's a really good piece about UpMyStreet by <a href="http://www.e-consultancy.com/newsfeatures/newsletter/view.asp?id=640#6803">Mike Butcher</a> that's really worth reading too - even though it makes a few tiny mistakes along the way.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 04/11/2003 12:34:44 PM
Damn, sorry to hear that, Tom and co. Hope you all land on your feet.
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Coverage of the continuing UpMyStreet administration and analogies for Administrators.
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<p>Time for another massive explosion of satisfying link-goo to get us through the last wheezing gasp of quite a difficult week:</p>
<ol>
<li> "War is over, if you want it..." - and we should all now be focused on the creative and productive work of rebuilding the broken governments of Iraq and Afghanistan. In an unrelated move, the BBC announces that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2932385.stm">Killing Badgers 'not the solution'</a>;
<li> In the running for the worst game-show idea of all time: <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2003/04/09/news/companies/pepsi_billion_game/index.htm">Pepsi's win-a-billion game</a>: <i>"An unusually dexterous monkey" will do the picking, says executive producer Matti Leshem. "It's the ultimate slap in the face to evolution: the fate of a billion dollars will be in the hands of a monkey."</i>;
<li> The US might have the fattest people in the world, but the UK has the best snack-food <I>and don't you forget it</i>. Introducing <a href="http://www.snackspot.org/">snackspot.org</a> - the slashdot of the teenage lust for sugar, fat and monosodium glutamate. Sample article: <a href="http://www.snackspot.org/thread.php?story=0304072020cas">Confirmed Sighting: Bob the Builder's Cheesy Toolbag</a>
<li> Could this be the most entertaining range of novelty S&M-wear ever made? <a href="http://www.expectations.co.uk/pages/images_2002/2826.jpg">bitch</a>, <a href="http://www.expectations.co.uk/pages/images_2002/2838.jpg">dog</a>, <a href="http://www.expectations.co.uk/pages/images_2002/2828.jpg">slut</a>;
<li> And finally... As OSX update 10.2.5 is finally software updatable, Apple announce <a href="http://www.partyvibe.com/haze/images/b3ta/iRaq.jpg">a brand new product</a>...
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<p>Ok. This is a bit of an experiment in how bored people can get on Friday afternoons as well as a bit of collaborative editing fun. It's also a way of avoiding having to do anything myself. Basically, I want you - the weirdos who are are dumb enough to read a weirdo who is dumb enough to write about stuff on the internet - to help me write my one-page site biography. It may sound self-indulgent, but I don't care - I can't write the damn thing myself, I've been trying for days.</p>
<p>First things first - here's the current page on the site. It used to be a hell of a lot longer and self-indulgent and then I got uncomfortable with the level of information that it contained about some parts of my life. This came to a head when a fairly prominent warblogging site decided to do a competition in my name (The "Tom Coates Award for the Most Bloodthirsty Warblogger" or something). I edited the text right down to the simple paragraph we see today:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/about/faq/who_the_hell_is_tom_coates.shtml">The Current Page</a>
</ul>
<p>Anyway - since I decided to put up a link to that page from - essentially - every page of the site (as a way of explaining myself, I suppose), that simple paragraph doesn't cut it any more. So I've co-opted a page on the Barbelith FAQs Wiki for a bit of collaborative writing.</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?TomCoates">Edit my biography</a>
</ul>
<p>To make this an easier / more entertaining process, I'm going to be available via AIM for the next few hours under the handle <b>stinkbadger</b> - so if you have any questions or want to ask anything, then you can just ask me directly!</p>
<p>I know it's kind of a dumb idea, but I've been pulling my hair out for days over this - <I>I just don't know how to write the damn thing</i>. Probably, no one will be interested. If it works, I'll stick up the text (along with the names of anyone who I know worked on the thing in question) up on the site as soon as I get a moment. And if it doesn't? What's the worst that could happen? A few people get exposed to a Wiki. Not the worst thing ever...</p>
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<p>Let's end the working day as we began it - with a few lists of cheery links to help us wind down... </p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=189002">Origins of woot!</a> - good fun from Google Answers, with an infinity of online investigation that (in the process) mentions my <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/12/the_history_of_woot_whoot_and_w00t.shtml">graph</a>;
<li> <a href="http://www.megnut.com/images/iraq_war_flow.jpg">Iraq Justification Process</a> - because Meg is as (rightly) obsessed with <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnigraffle/">Omnigraffle</a> as I am. Expect more diagrams;
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/">Guardian's Life This Week</a> - great new section which explains the science behind the week's news stories;
<li> <a href="http://war.miniaturegigantic.com/gallery1.html">Iraq War Poster exhibition</a> - graphic design and political dissidence - a potent combination. For more, check out: <a href="https://www.phaidon.com/phaidon/displayproduct.asp?id=334">Graphic Agitation</a>;
<li> <a href="http://appleinsider.com/article.php?id=112">Apple Music Service</a> - people are still talking about this, and quite rightly. I just wish they announce it already;
<li> <a href="http://www.scifihifi.com/podworks/">PodWorks</a> - the best way to get your music off your iPod and onto your home / work / laptop. Very much recommended.
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<p>Because you turn around for a moment and he's gone and posted another dozen links (and because - if I'm honest - I'm seldom resistant to repurposing his work), I present <b>"Meta-kottke: Reading the remaindered so you don't have to"</b> (filtered from Jason's recent <a href="http://www.kottke.org/remainder/index.html">remaindered links bin</a>):</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/39/30209.html">Apple buying Universal Music</a><br />
Good story if it's true. If it's true then it's connected to the other big Apple rumour - that they're going to be selling MP3 equivalents over the interhighweb as quickly as next month.
<li> <a href="http://www.thinksecret.com/news/aprilipods.html'>Thinksecret on new iPod designs</a><br />
Again - heavily related to the other Apple news around at the moment - the rumours are building towards quite a radical refocusing of one end of Apple's business towards pure consumer products and <i>music</i>. Weird.
<li> <a href="http://www.hoffmannetter.com/bloggers.htm">So webloggers talk into a video camera and it gets on TV?</a><br />
What a dumb / brilliant idea. Way better than that thing with the monkey that Pepsi want to do that I was talking about yesterday...
<li> <a href="http://developer.apple.com/ue/switch/windows.html">Converting PC applications to OSX</a> - Apple's interface guidelines are totally fascinating. One of the best things I've read today. Thanks Jason!
<li> <a href="http://www.noisebetweenstations.com/personal/weblogs/tinderbox/design/tools/powerpoi.shtml">Article about Powerpoint</a>. And let's end with a profoundly annoying post. Argument: You either too much writing on your presentation and everyone reads it instead of looking at you <b>or</b> you don't write anything and the presentation means nothing when you're done. Why argument is bunk: Because there's a bit under the slide where you can explain what the slide means - the equivalent of having someone there to talk you through it. <i>If you write the bloody thing</i>.
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<p>A week or so ago I wrote a little post called <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/04/oh_selfcorrecting_blogosphere.shtml">Oh Self-Correcting Blogosphere</a>. It was about <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30087.html">an article at The Register</a> in which Andrew Orlowski managed to mix a few half-facts with some general paranoia to assemble the spectre of a censorious and manipulative cabal of either webloggers or Google managers.</p>
<p>Orlowski's gone off on another one this week - and this one's considerably more ludicrous than the one before. This time - in the article <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30195.html">Google washes Whiter</a> - he's protesting that his previous article has been hidden from people who search for the word "Googlewash" on the search engine:</p>
<blockquote>"Google has made its own statement on the 'Googlewash': by making The Register story that coined the phrase disappear from its search results. Not all the search results, mark you, but a very specific one. When you search for the word "Googlewash" (as at 9pm Pacific Time last night) around a hundred results are returned by default. Our story, which is where the word was coined, isn't among them. We found it, eventually, but it was very difficult."</blockquote>
<p>The stunning problem with his hypothesis (which was - if you remember - that his article has been censored by Google) is that if you click on the very first link offered then you are immediately directed <i>straight</i> to the article in question. All that's happened is that - for some presumably totally obvious reason - <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/24839">Metafilter's article <i>about</i> Googlewashing</a> gets higher prominence. Whether that's because Metafilter has a higher page-rank and gets linked to more often generally or whether it's because people linked to this particular discussion with more apposite keywords (like 'Googlewash' for example)- well I don't know. What I <i>do</i> know is that <i>if</i> Google were trying to hide Orlowski's 'revelations', then they've made a ludicrously bad hash of it. And if he were looking for censorship, perhaps he should be looking comparatively, since anyone with half a brain can find his article more easily through Google than via <a href="http://www.altavista.com/web/results?q=googlewash&kgs=0&kls=1&avkw=xytx">altavista</a> or <a href="http://www.overture.com/d/USm/search/?type=home&Keywords=googlewash">overture</a> or <a href="http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cat=web&cs=iso-8859-1&q=googlewash&_sb_lang=en">alltheweb</a>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.53.76
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/12/2003 03:35:09 PM
To be honest, I think you're exaggerating the claim that Orlowski <em>originally</em> made - which was essentially that a small-ish number of well-read weblogs often feed selected links down to a larger number of lesser-read weblogs, causing a mushrooming effect which will quickly result in an imbalanced PageRank that biases whatever "side of the story" is being cascaded down the blogosphere. The only flaw was that in the case of the "second superpower" definition, the <em>original</em> definition in the NY Times was only available via paying $2.95, which meant it was unlikely to get many links. His general point stands though. I agree that his new rant is rather more half-baked. It's no secret that Orlowski has exhibited antipathy towards weblogs in the past, but I generally find his acidic style rather refreshing compared to the usual "it's the new revolution" bollocks most publications seem to parrot.
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AUTHOR: Dan Hon
EMAIL: ec@danhon.com
IP: 195.92.168.163
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/
DATE: 04/12/2003 04:02:49 PM
To the extent that I believe Orlowski's original claim wasn't without much merit in the first place, his second article really does mix in the hyperbole, paranoia and first-class reporting that we've come to expect from the Register, or at least, his articles in general.
Perhaps the Register has realised that Orlowski is their very own Dvorak.
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AUTHOR: martin
EMAIL: martin.belam@currybet.net
IP: 80.189.16.135
URL:
DATE: 04/14/2003 01:10:49 AM
if i had a pound for every time i had read an article by someone claiming that google was censoring them or was biased against them, whilst clearly demonstrating that they have no knowledge of how google's update cycle or spidering or algorithm works, i would have found a rich internet revenue stream indeed
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: synaesmedia@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.112
URL: http://blahsploitation.blogspot.com
DATE: 04/14/2003 06:37:26 PM
I see today that the no 1 result is this : http://www.schoolblogs.com/dawn/
Although I think its a good blog, I can't believe it's really getting more links than Orlowski's article or a Metafilter discussion. So I wonder if Google is now using some notion of *recency* in it's PageRank algorithm for blogs. Is Dawn getting these hits because she posted more recently?
Does Google forget high ranking sites where the subject changes?
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AUTHOR: phil jones
EMAIL: synaesmedia@postmaster.co.uk
IP: 200.163.2.112
URL: http://www.synaesmedia.com
DATE: 04/14/2003 06:38:21 PM
I see today that the no 1 result is this : http://www.schoolblogs.com/dawn/
Although I think its a good blog, I can't believe it's really getting more links than Orlowski's article or a Metafilter discussion. So I wonder if Google is now using some notion of *recency* in it's PageRank algorithm for blogs. Is Dawn getting these hits because she posted more recently?
Does Google forget high ranking sites where the subject changes?
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@blogtastic.com
IP: 82.42.155.60
URL: http://www.blogtastic.com
DATE: 04/14/2003 11:20:52 PM
Orlowski assumes that his article should have the highest relevance to the search term because he coined the phrase. But how the heck is Google supposed to know that? Does Orlowski expect PageRank to keep tabs on the chronological order in which search terms appear on different pages?
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 04/15/2003 05:07:21 PM
I think I smell a major Google backlash on the horizon.
I've just posted a topic about <a href="http://www.copydesk.co.uk/archive/2003_04_15_index.shtml#200150820">Google caching content from people's websites without obtaining a copyright license from the originator</a>.....
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<p>There's a road in the middle of London called Oxford Street. It's the main thoroughfare for shopping in the capital. One night on my way home I spotted an exotic advert - a actual pair of trousers apparently suspended in water. It was dark, so the lights inside the advert seemed to make the bubbles blown in from the bottom glow like tiny jellyfish as they crept and teemed around the pockets and the button-fly. I took a picture to try and capture the atmosphere but in the process got a ghostlike image of myself on the left of the frame. Beneath my face you can see fragments of red lettering - the upcoming-bus-times displayed behind me on the bus stop... I've submitted it to <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com">The Mirror Project</a>, of course...</p>
<p><img alt="mirror_trouser.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/mirror_trouser.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image"/></p>
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<p>This is for a very narrow niche audience, but if you are one of the two or three people who have expressed an interest in how <b>plasticbag.org</b> embeds Trackback links at the end of each entry then here's how you do it. Only a limited amount of computer magic is undertaken. Basically on <i>both</i> the main index template for the site <i>and</i> the individual template for each entry (and any other archiving templates you want to use), I insert this code directly after my <$MTEntryBody{body}amp;gt; tag:</p>
<blockquote><MTEntryIfAllowPings><br />
<ul style="list-style: none;"><br />
<MTPings><br />
<li> &rarr; <$MTPingBlogName{body}amp;gt;: <a href="<$MTPingURL{body}amp;gt;" title="Trackback from <$MTPingBlogName{body}amp;gt;"><$MTPingTitle{body}amp;gt;</a></li><br />
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</MTEntryIfAllowPings></blockquote>
<p>Don't forget, in order for autodiscovery to work when someone else does pings your site you <i>have</i> to make sure that you've included the <$MTEntryTrackbackData{body}amp;gt; tag in your template. I don't know if there's a restriction on where it can be placed. I just stick it directly after my <MTEntries> tag.</p>
<p><b>Remember:</b> Most of the archive templates will <i>not</i> automatically rebuild every time you get a trackback ping, but they will if they get a comment - so either leave the your comments on or run a rebuild every few days just to make sure that everything's kept up to date.</p>
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AUTHOR: Phil Ringnalda
EMAIL: philringnalda@barrysworld.com
IP: 12.45.56.134
URL: http://philringnalda.com
DATE: 04/13/2003 08:00:18 PM
Heh. No wonder you're a fan of autodiscovery rather than exposing the TB URL - I'd never looked at yours before. I still think autodiscovery will be the death of TB, though: if every ping is the result of someone intentionally saying "I think people who read that entry should read mine, so I'll either start with a bookmarklet from his page, or copy-and-paste the TB URL from it" then when you read an entry you are interested in, it's worth your time to also read the entries that pinged it, while if everyone turns on autodiscovery, the bulk of the pings will be from "Tom is a genius. Read [link]this[/link].", and people will quickly learn that it's not worth the trouble to look at them. Which is hardly on-topic.
Do you find that showing pings on the archive pages, but not rebuilding them when pinged, gives you more multiple pings? At least in the early days, people would send a ping, then go look at the pinged page to be sure it showed up, and if it didn't they would keep pinging until it did. I suppose hiding the ping URL, together with 2.6x logging actual ping errors, would cut down on that somewhat.
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AUTHOR: Cunt
EMAIL: cuntycunt@cunt.com
IP: 195.92.168.174
URL:
DATE: 04/13/2003 08:19:15 PM
"but if you are one of the two or three people who have expressed an interest"
Surely you exaggerate?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.157.44
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/13/2003 09:40:49 PM
So - Mr Cunt - which particular branch of Energis do you work in? Are you really based in Birmingham? And you're on their POP network I see... I wonder what your employers would say if they were provided with some of your recent posting activity, the IP address that you were posting from and the time you posted it. They've even been really helpful and provided me with a nice e-mail address ( abuse@energis.com ) that I could use to get in touch with them. I'm doing this to make it clear that you're almost never <i>as</i> anonymous as you might like to think you are, and that perhaps in future if you're planning to slap the word 'cunt' around someone else's site, you might have the courage to do so under your own name...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.157.44
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/13/2003 10:06:56 PM
Phil - yeah - my trackback URLs are a bit nightmarish. It's the same problem I have with the preview functionality in comments - they both use the URL of the domain I have MT installed under. Also, in order to use Pair's CGI processes to their best extent, I have to use cgiwrap, which makes the URL even longer and more disorganised. It's very frustrating. You have a point with trackbacks coming from small asides - but I think that might be a problem with the MT UI more than anything else. Pretty much everything else is set as a preference at a global level, but can be over-ridden on individual posts. But not pinging - you can't say on an individual post you make "don't make this ping everyone". The other point I'd make is that since people can ping without actually linking to the post in question (if you use the manual process) there's <i>phenomenal</i> potential for individuals to abuse things or to build connections where none should rightly exist. At least autodiscovery makes links necessarily reciprocal (if you hide the manual process). Not to say that it can't be gamed of course - but that it puts a barrier in place...
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 213.208.105.111
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 04/14/2003 12:47:19 AM
You can get round the problem of the trackback list not updating dynamically if you're using PHP by including the trackback CGI script in the page, eg: include("$MTCGIPath$mt-tb.cgi?__mode=view&entry_id=$MTEntryID$");
(I left the angle brackets off the Movable Type tags so they don't disappear in this coment). I don't know if this works with .shtml? The downside is a bit more server overhead as the CGI is run each time your page loads.
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AUTHOR: tim
EMAIL: tim@psionic.nu
IP: 63.191.33.81
URL: http://psionic.nu
DATE: 04/14/2003 03:29:24 AM
You are the biggest trackback queen, ever!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/14/2003 09:44:41 AM
Humph! I'm just trying to be helpful! It took me ages to get my head around it, and I assume that other people might like some help as well - so I talk about it occasionally. I'm gonna come around your house and whup yo ass now...
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.163.180
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 04/14/2003 08:07:30 PM
I, for one, thank you for the excellent public service. I actually understand Trackback now, in a practical sense anyway. And thanks for the code fragment - I can make my own a bit better. Now if only people actually tracked back to me...
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AUTHOR: nando
EMAIL: nando@DELETECAPSobarquinho.com
IP: 200.102.27.4
URL: http://www.obarquinho.com/nando
DATE: 04/16/2003 03:05:46 PM
Well, i've prayed for you to post this exact code on Plasticbag when you first post about the trackback subject, but it was a so-obvious request that I thought maybe you didn't want to reveal some well-written code. ;) So, I wrote one by myself. And now you appear with the whole thing! But it's okay, it was good to check if all things are alright with mine, and they are (my code has just one little thing different, I believe it's MTPingID tag). Thank you for your post and for the open-source blog.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.66.23
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/16/2003 05:17:33 PM
Cheers for sharing this Tom. I think it's an invaluable piece of blogging community service.
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AUTHOR: Alan
EMAIL: alan@oddverse.com
IP: 193.120.120.2
URL: http://www.oddverse.com
DATE: 04/17/2003 12:32:32 PM
I'd like to say thank you. I can't remember if I added my voice to those who asked you for this or not, but I meant to. Thanks anyway.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 04/22/2003 04:24:01 PM
Once I saw the 'TrackBack light of day' (thanks in part to yourself), I decided to implement them in the same way as you have. However, I had no real idea as to whether it had worked or not, as like MacDara, I too have the same problem of not getting reciprocal links back to my site.
I'm so glad that you decided to put up the code though Tom, as now, by seeing that my coding is identical to yours, at least I can confirm that it's not me (for a change)... ~; )
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TITLE: Rebuilding individual archives when pinged
URL: http://philringnalda.com/blog/2002/12/rebuilding_individual_archives_when_pinged.php
IP: 66.33.196.43
BLOG NAME: phil ringnalda dot com
DATE: 04/13/2003 07:44:04 PM
How to hack Movable Type to rebuild individual entry archives when a TrackBack ping is received.
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TITLE: It's about time...
URL: http://www.mattweiler.net/archives/000543.shtml
IP: 66.33.197.10
BLOG NAME: mattweiler.net
DATE: 04/13/2003 11:25:37 PM
OK, I think I have TrackBack set up now, thanks to Tom's directions on how he implemented it. Happy now,
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URL: http://ALT1040.com/archivo/000401.shtml
IP: 205.214.88.56
BLOG NAME: ALT1040
DATE: 04/19/2003 09:10:57 PM
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TITLE: On Trackback Abuse And A Possible Solution
URL: http://www.neverthink.com/weblog_archives/individual/2003/04/on_trackback_abuse_and_a_possible_solution.shtml
IP: 80.71.2.160
BLOG NAME: neverthink.com
DATE: 04/26/2003 08:30:43 PM
(Note: I was in the middle of replying to Adrian's thoughts on Trackback abuse, when I realised that what I
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URL: http://www.meltoni.com/000718.html
IP: 207.153.127.8
BLOG NAME: at meltoni.com
DATE: 07/11/2003 02:29:33 AM
com um nome pomposo (juventude - mudan�a cultural, novas m�dias e empoderamento: mares que jovens e adolescentes "navegam"), o semin�rio me enganou muito bem. o conte�do publicado para a divulga��o tamb�m fez um �timo servi�o, e no final - despenquei...
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URL: http://www.meltoni.com/000719.html
IP: 207.153.127.8
BLOG NAME: at meltoni.com
DATE: 07/11/2003 02:43:58 AM
um dia enviei um mail ao chuck com o subject 'the world keeps reaching you', e ontem ele utilizou este mesmo subject ao me escrever. ao ler 'you are every bit the wunderkind mena trott is, in my book' -...
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TITLE: Don't write off Conversations as a geek toy...
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PRIMARY CATEGORY: Social Software
CATEGORY: Journalism
CATEGORY: Social Software
CATEGORY: Technology
DATE: 04/14/2003 10:57:04 PM
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<p>So there's an article in the Guardian today about UpMyStreet. The article is called <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,936092,00.html">Street Plight</a> and aims to understand why the company is in administration. Now generally, it's a pretty flattering article - and a fairly accurate one - but there are odds and ends that are a bit annoying. Nonetheless I've decided that I'm going to look on the sunny side and concentrate on phrases like "Upmystreet is full of brainy types" and "[UpMyStreet Conversations is] a bit like a pub". Yes. I think I'd much rather concentrate on those than the the rather less flattering "Technical people become dazzled by their own wizardry" and "Frankly, you could have more scintillating conversation with a curtain".</p>
<p>Sigh. It's no good. It's not working. So here goes. Here's why Clint Witchell'ss comments on Conversations are unfair:</p>
<p><b>One</b> - it's unfair to take the conversations in any one particular area and claim they're representative of the whole site. Like every other community, Conversations is only as interesting as the people who participate in it, but unlike any other community - every area gets a different degree of participation. Certain parts of the country are beginning to explore the uses of the site and get involved in serious debates. Other areas are using it to chat about local news and to find local tradespeople. Other areas aren't using it at all. It's early days. All I can say is that if you don't like the conversations that are ongoing in your area at the moment but you can see the potential and value in a site that could help your neighbourhood engage with local issues - then don't just sit there complaining and feeling superior - start a conversation and see what kind of responses you get!</p>
<p><b>Two</b> - Conversations is a new product for UpMyStreet and it pushes the ways the site can be used into completely new areas. One of our aims was to try and develop the relationship between UpMyStreet and the people who use come to it - to make people more regular visitors and <i>power</i> users at that. I think we've had a certain amount of success with this kind of work, success that I think will grow as people get more used to the idea and start to use the site in different ways. It's a process of development that aims to move people from simple information finding into treating the site as a bridge into their local neighbourhood. But we're not all the way there yet. These things don't necessarily happen overnight...</p>
<p><b>Three</b> - just because you can't see obvious commercial uses for the forums software doesn't mean that there aren't any or that we haven't thought about it seriously! If we get the opportunity, you'll see exactly what we're talking about and all the commercial/charitable/political uses for the technology, but at the moment - unfortunately - we're all a bit distracted trying to keep body and soul together! Bear with us! Have some faith!</p>
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<p>There was a slightly weird article in the Guardian a few days ago about <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,932892,00.html">UpMyStreet & MyVillage</a> that I don't really have an opinion about. But it inspired an interesting response from <a href="http://www.tomski.com/archive/000089.html#000089">Tomski's weblog</a> where he talks about several interesting ways of estimating site traffic as well as an interesting suggestion about the way traffic could be plotted against alexa rankings to see if any predictable curve emerged...</p>
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IP: 217.162.32.153
BLOG NAME: stuck-on-mobile-e-com ;-)
DATE: 04/15/2003 11:03:31 PM
via plasticbag i found an interesting summary about web user statistics by tomski: claimed user stats: tricks of the trade with hints about using alexis rankings, google statistics and checking forum activity for a non-audited site ......
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BLOG NAME: My 2p
DATE: 04/16/2003 10:15:11 AM
Tomski has written an interesting piece about this Guardian article and the subject of estimating site traffic by other means.
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<p>As of this coming Thursday I'm heading to California (San Francisco first, then Santa Clara for <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/">Emerging Tech</a>, before returning to SF) for a total of twelve days of intense West-Coast mind-expansion. I've not looked forward to anything quite this much in years - although the difficult situation at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet</a> is obviously preying on my mind and for a while made me think that I might not be able to go...</p>
<p>While I'm in the States, I'm keen to drench myself in everything interesting that's going on in the industry as well as meet all those people who (at the moment) I only know online. If you'd like to meet up while I'm in the area - either socially or professionally - then drop me a line at tom [at] plasticbag [dot] org. Oh. And <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2003_04_06_archive.shtml#200123216">Webb's going too</a>.</p>
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AUTHOR: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com
EMAIL: jmetcalf@8bitjoystick.com
IP: 140.178.33.124
URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com
DATE: 04/15/2003 12:19:42 AM
Shame you are not coming to Seattle. I would buy you a latte at the first Starbucks.
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AUTHOR: tomcosgrave
EMAIL: tom@tomcosgrave.com
IP: 193.120.42.100
URL: http://www.tomcosgrave.com
DATE: 04/15/2003 11:35:47 AM
Have a fantastic time! Say hello to Messrs. Powazek, Arthur and Haughey, should you see them!
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TITLE: Thinking about iChat...
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<p>I've been thinking a bit about instant messaging clients since I submitted my IM contacts to <a href="http://www.buddyzoo.com">Buddyzoo</a>. In order to upload my buddy lists I had to switch from <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/jaguar/ichat.html">iChat</a> - my default messaging client - to <a href="http://www.aim.com">AIM</a>. For the first time in months I remembered how useful it is to produce groups of your contacts. I really miss that piece of functionality.</p>
<p>Anyway - around that point I started thinking about how iChat could handle groups like AIM, and I starting thinking about the power of having multiple buddy lists held in multiple windows. What would it be like if your AIM contacts could be picked up and dragged between multiple iChat windows - one for your friends, one for your co-workers, one for your family etc. You'd still only have one AIM account, of course, but it would be represented differently.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/ichat_multiples.gif" class="image"></p>
<p>Perhaps - if you didn't like multiple windows for each semantic group - you could dock them together - producing bespoke metagroups like "Friends and Family" versus "Work". Maybe the places where the windows fused could become handles that allowed you to resize each pane individually.</p>
<p>And then I started thinking about the other effects that could have - what if each window handled login information separately? What if each one used the inbuilt AIM buddy-blocking system on-the-fly so you could spontaneously decide to disappear from the world of your work colleagues while staying online with all your friends and family. Or the other way around? It's surely just an interface tweak? What do people think?</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/16/2003 10:50:00 AM
I wish I had more time to mock this one up. I'd particularly like to be able to assemble an iChat window that used the resizable pane-dividers that you see used in NetNewsWire and iCal and to spend some time working out how you might show that one chunk was online while the other was off... I don't know if I've explained what I mean very well either. If anyone can think of a better way of representing what I'm talking about, then please feel free to link to it!
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AUTHOR: Gabriel Radic
EMAIL: gabrielradic@timbru.com
IP: 80.65.224.34
URL: http://www.timbru.com/b2
DATE: 04/16/2003 11:31:08 AM
GREAT ideas! You should submit these to the fire developers!
http://fire.sourceforge.net/
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AUTHOR: Tom
EMAIL: tajmahal@fneh.net
IP: 131.111.8.96
URL: http://tajmahal.fneh.net
DATE: 04/16/2003 11:51:20 AM
Selective Invisibility shouldn't be too hard to go; ICQ has had "invisible" (I can see you but you can only see me if I talk to you) for years, but I don't think it could be assigned to individuals. What happens when contact groups overlap? Friends-who-are-at-work, say? You'd have to be able to set priorities ie "Friends" takes priority over "Work", but other than that, it's a good idea. I've often longed for selective invisibility, but the multiple tab/window/pane/whatever interface finally makes what's going on obvious through the UI.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/16/2003 02:17:53 PM
I don't think you'd have to do that at all - if people were in two groups and one was visible and the other was not, then it would just default to the one that was open. That should be the easiest way to do it. Then you could easily make a group called 'acquaintances' or something that you kept mostly inactive unless you were feeling particularly social...
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AUTHOR: Tom
EMAIL: tajmahal@fneh.net
IP: 131.111.8.96
URL: http://tajmahal.fneh.net
DATE: 04/16/2003 04:02:48 PM
Hmn. I was just worried that defaulting to what's open/what's on top might get a bit confusing - not for when you have people in multiple lists, but just in terms of users. Unless, of course, it was only POSSIBLE to have one list open at once, it had to be an active task to change them, in which case you're right, that method probably is the best way of doing things.
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AUTHOR: Lily
EMAIL: gob@exnext.com
IP: 24.123.8.243
URL: http://anomalily.snotrocket.org
DATE: 04/16/2003 04:41:34 PM
Easy enough to do so: trillian ( http://www.trillian.cc ) allows all the fixes that you speak of. Trillian pro even has the group block feature, as well as being on away message but able to still talk, or being "idle" but still able to speak, so you could still talk to your friends whilst away and idle, and your co-workers wouldn't know the least of it. And it does this with 5 different messengers (as well as multiple accounts for each, if you wish) in a single interface (AIM, Y!IM, IRC, ICQ, MSN) -Simply brilliant, really.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.66.23
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/16/2003 05:26:57 PM
Microsoft Messenger has the essence of this functionality too (group categories that can be expanded/contracted at the click of a button). "Group blocking" can easily be done with a plugin.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.66.23
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/16/2003 05:28:35 PM
Microsoft Messenger has the essence of this functionality too (group categories that can be expanded/contracted at the click of a button). "Group blocking" can easily be done with a plugin.
But yeah, Trillian is The Bomb for power user IMing.
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AUTHOR: Tom
EMAIL: tajmahal@fneh.net
IP: 131.111.8.101
URL: http://tajmahal.fneh.net
DATE: 04/17/2003 11:14:07 AM
Trillian is good. Trillian is my friend; I don't have Pro but the plain one does for me. Sadly, it's not available on OSX for Mac-users like Tom. I think Fire and Proteus are the only multiple-protocol clients atm for OSX.
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AUTHOR: Aaron
EMAIL: aaron@601am.com
IP: 65.223.172.162
URL: http://601am.com
DATE: 04/17/2003 04:35:28 PM
I use trillian and and have multiple screen names for mulitple groups (one for web friends, one for real friends, one for work)... I can log off from one group or another if I don't want to be bothered.
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AUTHOR: Illtron
EMAIL: chris.coleman@illtron.com
IP: 63.163.108.98
URL: http://www.illtron.com
DATE: 04/20/2003 06:51:33 PM
One thing that I'm *dying* to see in iChat is the option *not* to integrate with the Address Book, at least as far as the names in the buddy list is concerned. I have a lot of people that have multiple AIM names, and depending on which name someone might be using, it might signal whether or not I should talk to them, and on which name I should talk to them. Say Joe Smith is my friend, and he has two names, one is "josephsmith50," and the other one is "beergod5000," I might want to know which name he's signed on as, so that I can tell if he's a work or home, for example.
I like the Address Book integration, because it means I can potentially email someone and get their correct contact information from the Address Book, but it causes some confusion. A simple preference that gave me the option of showing a user as their real name or their AIM name would be sufficient, but iChat has so many problems, and lacks so many features that I doubt I'd see this any time soon.
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AUTHOR: garz
EMAIL: rozoge@hotmail.com
IP: 200.42.74.99
URL: http://www.garz.com.ar
DATE: 07/03/2003 08:54:35 PM
Do you know if it is possible to use Trillian Pro phone/webcam comm with ichat users counting on the ichat-AIM compatibility? Gracias!
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AUTHOR: Amy
EMAIL: someone@somewhere.net
IP: 24.149.17.157
URL:
DATE: 07/09/2003 02:53:41 AM
Hmm.. I switched to iChat, but I agree with Illtron that it's lacking too many features. I don't care so much about the group thing (which is added in the update)... but I have a lot of friends with more than one screen name, so I'd like to see maybe a way to add several screen names on one address book card, and then some way to distinguish (sorry cant spell) between them on your buddy list. Some other things I'd like to see added are: 1) I want to be able to make a profile!! 2) I wish custom colors/fonts would show up when you're talking to people using AIM, because my friends all see black on gray in Times New Roman or Helvetica (blah!) 3) I think they should make it possible to change font size in a chat window.. and for that matter.. it would be great if you could change colors and font in the chat window too (maybe the background picture too?) I'm a big iChat fan, but i REALLY hope they make some of these changes soon... im not too big on the idea of switching back to AIM!
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AUTHOR: Pat Chase
EMAIL: chase47@comcast.net
IP: 66.30.42.192
URL:
DATE: 12/26/2003 04:18:11 PM
I got a new iMac computer for Christmas. My daughter logged into iChat and set herself up to connect with friends at school. When trying to set up my account - my Buddy List appears but it still has my daughter's name at the top of the list.
How can I change the "Log In Name" to my name?? I have looked everywhere!!
I'm concerned because I don't have her on my buddy list anymore - when I tried to add her as a buddy, there was an error message saying I use that as a log in name. I don't think I will be able to communicate with her once she is back at school.
Any help would be appreciated!!
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DATE: 04/20/2003 04:56:53 PM
Tom Coates talks about iChat and some improvements he'd like to see made. First he talks about how iChat lacks groups (something I use in...
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DATE: 04/09/2004 09:11:08 PM
Following on from the writings of Tom Coates' and Erik Barzewski on iChat, I thought I'd put up a post of likes and dislikes of iChat AV...
iChat Good Things:
Looks very tasty.
Customisable away messages.
Rendezvous is very cool.
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<p>Ok. So <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a> and I have arrived in the States just as San Francisco's weather appears to be at its very nicest. We're (or I am) a bit bowled over by the nine-and-a-bit hour flight, so I'm going to leave you with some samples of the pictures I got of ice-flows and frozen oceans in our travels across the Arctic Circle...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/ice_one.jpg" class="image"></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/ice_two.jpg" class="image"></p>
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How can it be that I <i>only</i> watch American television and yet there is nothing on American television that I want to watch?! Last night (and this morning) I've been compelled to convert to Christianity, forced to ask my Mormon neighbour about something, overheard lots of celebrity gossip and been informed by middle-aged housewives who talk in soundbites about the better call rates of certain long-distance providers. In the middle - somewhere - was an episode of Digimon that seemed utterly incomprehensible to me. There was some wrestling too which was supposed to end at one time, but just kept going. I think. It's probably just a problem of navigation or context - I have absolutely no idea where to get the television I enjoy watching - no idea <i>how</i> to watch the TV I see. None, whatsoever. In the end, we found ourselves watching The Antiques Roadshow with Hugh Scully on PBS. Phew! What a relief!
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<p>Right. So there's no hope of me getting everything down as it happens, and I'm not sure I'd want to - there's a fine line between making an experience last by writing about it and eroding the memory by putting it into words. But I'll summarise briefly in lieu of actual weblog-content. On Thursday when we'd arrived, <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a> and I mooched around some local malls before walking apocalyptically huge distances around San Francisco just to drink it all in. Yesterday we had breakfast in diners and wandered around book shops and met up with <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben</a> for lunch.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/images_of_chinatown.jpg" class="image"></p>
<p>He then joined our merry band and we went for dim sum in Chinatown before joining up with <a href="http://www.craphound.com">Cory</a> for sake cocktails and beer from a fat lady who hadn't heard of Caipirinhas.</p>
<p>From sake we went for burgers and beer (no burgers for me though) around Cory's area - then a quick pass by Dave Egger's pirate shop (closed) via Castle Doctorow, before a cross-town exhausted cab ride to <a href="http://www.audium.org">Audium</a> where we sat in the dark in a room full of suspended speakers and listened to weird hallucinogenic music. After alienating the performer by talking about how the noises in the performance were clearly of a distinct period, we went on for further cocktails (still no Caipirinha - compromised on Mojito) with <a href="http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/">Chris Collaborative-Mapping</a> (who we met in the dark place and was obsessed by Hello Kitty) before stumbled exhausted back to the hotel and thence to bed.</p>
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IP: 208.36.168.50
BLOG NAME: Critical Section
DATE: 05/04/2003 03:46:07 AM
Matt Webb (Interconnected) and Tom Coates (Plastic Bag) are visiting San Francisco (they're both English), and blogging about it. They seem to regard the U.S. much as we might regard Mars. Visit both their sites for some interesting perspectives...
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TITLE: San Francisco is calling me ... home?
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<p>So the other day, Webb and I were having a conversation on top of Nob Hill about San Francisco. He has subsequently <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/2003_04_13_archive.shtml#200167433">posted it to his website</a> and Michael Sippey in turn has <a href="http://sippey.com/archives/000465.php">posted it to his</a> (good post). While looking out across this city of massive structures, hills and trees we suddenly realised that San Francisco looks like one massive game of Sim City. Or more plausibly that Sim City was clearly based upon San Francisco. The structures are so familiar - the way the hills and the roads intersect is so <i>similar</i>. I wonder if that's why it all seems so comfortable and familiar? Are we responding so positively to San Francisco because it feels like what we think cities are <i>supposed</i> to be like? If so, why on earth do all the Americans we meet seem so desperate to get out of here?</p>
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 194.145.132.137
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 04/19/2003 07:40:44 PM
Would the 'far-away hills are greener' idea have anything to do with it? For example, I don't understand how anyone would want to move to Ireland, because I can't stand it here.
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AUTHOR: Frankenstein
EMAIL: paulf@panix.com
IP: 66.108.225.89
URL: http://paulfrankenstein.org/
DATE: 04/19/2003 08:01:50 PM
Well, the cost of real estate in San Francisco might have something to do with it.
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AUTHOR: tamsin
EMAIL: t_pad2002@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 217.158.156.122
URL:
DATE: 04/20/2003 11:48:18 AM
Because the poor sods only get two weeks hols a year.
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AUTHOR: todd
EMAIL: toddski@barbaloot.com
IP: 12.236.253.41
URL: http://www.toddski.net
DATE: 04/20/2003 05:50:26 PM
There are two distinct types of people in San Francisco. People who absolutely love the city and those who despise it (usually the latter are from the east coast.) I go through periods when I want out but then I'll get to the top of a hill, see the most amzing view and know that I'll never leave.
Welcome to SF, I hope you will love it as I do.
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AUTHOR: xian
EMAIL: mang@x-pollen.com
IP: 64.172.56.107
URL: http://x-pollen.com/
DATE: 04/20/2003 08:59:37 PM
a lot of people moved to the SF bay area ("barea") for the wrong reasons in the last few years. many of those people are leaving or have left. nick denton has some spectacularly wrongheaded posts on the subject, calling it a braindrain and mistaking the malls of san jose for the flavor of the entire region. i suspect he never once set foot in oakland during his carpetbaggery years here.
that said, the real estate nightmare is indeed atrocious. i may be renting this little house below 580 for the rest of my life.
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AUTHOR: Ed
EMAIL: ed@edrants.com
IP: 12.99.104.155
URL: http://www.edrants.com
DATE: 04/23/2003 05:26:50 PM
Itching to get out of here? Not me or the San Franciscans I know! The City, complete with its initial caps implying a title, is a bit like a cult movie: it has a small but loyal audience. If you get hooked in and you're one of the mighty handful, then it is almost completely impossible to leave. With every repeat viewing, you're dying to find another nuance, another weird detail that you weren't aware of before. The strength of San Francisco is such that it single-handedly convinced me not to move to L.A. about three years ago. (I don't know any other city on earth that could talk me out of a major life decision.)
There is still, as xian suggests, a good deal of people who remain here for the wrong reasons, who not only cannot understand but will not understand, who seem to get off on debasing the hell out of a first-class metropolitan area. They came here for lucre, they left when the money ran out. You would never find these people patronizing a local band at Bottom of the Hill, nor would you find them at the Indiefest. You would never find these people outside of Jamba Juice, oxygen bars, Rite-Aid, and all the other silly upscale suburban stuff you can find anywhere else. San Francisco is a better place without them. :)
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DATE: 04/22/2003 04:31:36 PM
"Gaming the city"? S.F. don't stand for Sim F'in City!"You know, you'd see a movie set in the future, after the world has been bombed out of existence, and only a few people are left and you realise those few people are white. I thought, wait a minute,...
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<p>I'm frankly a bit exhausted today, so I'm taking the opportunity to have a sit down in the hotel and sort through everything that I need to get done before Thursday. This includes - of course - working through everything that I need to have read on the web in the last couple of days:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.penisblog.com/">Penisblog.com</a><br />
So let me get this straight. Loads of gay webloggers get their cocks out and have photos taken of them and put on the internet. Right. And remind me again why no one asked for a picture of mine?
<li> <a href="http://www.iterature.com/adwords/">Adword Poetry</a><br />
I like Google Adwords. It really appeals to me (although it seems to be getting more complicated by the minute). There's got to be more going on there than meets the eye - something worth playing with. Hmm. Come to think of it - I think I still owe Google $13 for <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/mark_hot_boy.gif">running this ad</a> two years ago...
<li> <a href="http://www.ultrasparky.org/">Sparky redesigns</a><br />
I love Dan Ultrasparky, and Rooster and their dog and Glenn and I really want to go and visit them in New York. Later in the year, maybe...
<li> <a href="http://www.mirrorproject.com/mirror/?id=15029">Moby Mirror Project</a><br />
Right. That him done. Who's next? I can't be the only person who's surprised that no one has talked about a Mirror Project book, can I? I mean - I'm sure some people have their Mirror Photos in decent resolution. You could make a glorious coffee table thing with some of them...
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/style/story/0,3605,939097,00.html">Fat Poofs are the future</a><br />
And once again I find myself ahead of the curve...
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<p>God I'm so far behind. You turn your back for a couple of days...</p>
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<p>So here's the plan (if you're in the mood and in San Francisco): Mr Webb and myself are going out for a night of <i>Tiki Madness</i>, surrounded by swimming pool, fake tropical storms, house band and cocktails - from around eight this evening at <a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~tikibars/tiki/tongaroom.html">The Tonga Room</a>. It's the only place to be this Saturday night...</p>
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TITLE: Are you ready for the Tiki?
URL: http://www.benhammersley.com/archives/004569.html
IP: 217.199.170.171
BLOG NAME: Ben Hammersley.com
DATE: 04/20/2003 01:34:37 AM
I'm going, Mr Coates is going, so is Mr Webb. If you're in San Francisco, so should you. Where? The
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DATE: 04/20/2003 05:24:46 PM
plasticbag: "So here's the plan (if you're in the mood and in San
Francisco): Mr Webb and myself are going out for a night of Tiki
Madness, surrounded by swimming pool, fake tropical storms, house band
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<p>Ok. A certain substantial amount of fun was had in the Tonga Lounge last night. God knows whether I can remember enough about it to write anything of value, but in attendence were <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Mr Webb</a>, <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Mr Hammersley</a>, <a href="http://www.davidgalbraith.org/">David Galbraith</a>, <a href="http://blogs.it/0100198/">Marc Canter</a> and <a href="http://whump.com/moreLikeThis/">Bill Humphries</a>. Thanks to everyone for a very enjoyable evening. We shall meet at the Tonga Lounge once more...</p>
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<p>The area we're staying in isn't the most salubrious. Even the cabbies talk about it as a 'bad area' (just before they ask me questions about the National Health Service). Today as we came back to our hotel, about eight homeless people had set up a camp under a shop awning opposite and were listening to "What if God were one of us?" on a stereo held together with string. It was both sad and unsettling. Probably one of the only things in the <i>minus</i> column during our stay in San Francisco has been the sheer amount of homeless people we've seen...</p>
<p>Our hotel is incredibly nice though - particularly for the money. And they have a really good grasp of effective signage...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hotel_metropolis.jpg" class="image"></p>
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<p>I've given this post a pretentious title because I can never think of what to call these semi-regular link-log updates and there's only so many ways you can use the phrase "Microcontent Vote" before someone tells you to <i>get off your damn hobby-horse already</i>.</p>
<ul>
<li> <A href="http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2003/04/21/tomo/index.html">Tom Tomorrow on US Domestic / Foreign Policy</a><br />
This one (and the one following) are <i>way</i> via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">BoingBoing</a> which I'm reading more now since Cory took Webb and I to this neat Biker/Geek bar where they serve burgers.
<li> <a href="http://www.extremetech.com/print_article/0,3998,a=40558,00.asp">Crazy Input Devices</a><br />
... including a vertical keyboard - again via new celebrity best friend and life-partner Cory Doctorow ("Tom Who?", Cory). I quite want the vertical keyboard just to see people's faces at work.
<li> <a href="http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/459.html">What if Jobs was one of us?</a><br />
Thanks to Mr Webb for pointing me Joy-of-Tech-wards for this Joan Osborne themed day. My friend Nick is obsessed with Joan Osborne. He says I should listen to her because it's not all weird Christian pseudo-profound pap. I say, "Get a Job!".
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<p>I'm off to SC for <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/">O'Reilly Emerging Tech Conference</a> on Tuesday. I'm going against the grain this year by taking my iBook along, "blogging" in "realtime", and taking digital photos of people. If there's a box, I am out of it. If you're attending as well, stop by and say hello...I'll be the guy with the iBook and digital camera.</p>
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URL: http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/000318.html
IP: 160.79.147.123
BLOG NAME: Meme List
DATE: 04/22/2003 07:20:39 PM
I thought this Anil Dash weblog entry looked familiar: I'm off to SF for O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference on Tuesday. I'm going against the grain this year by taking my laptop along, "blogging" in "realtime", and taking digital photos of people....
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DATE: 04/24/2003 03:35:02 PM
Both anil dash and jk are off to SF for the O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference. Seems they're gonna be twins 'cept one'll have an ibook, the other a laptop. Hmmm, Update - Tom at plasticbag is doing it too... It's...
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<p>One of my windows in Safari is full of tabs - so full of tabs that I can't actually find the stuff I want to work with without closing them. And Safari doesn't have a neat "Bookmark all tabs" option like Camino, so I have to bloody bookmark them individually. Except I'm not going to do that, I'm just going to post the damn things to my site and let God sort 'em out later...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cnnobit1.html">CNN posts premature obituaries</a><br />
"While all news organizations prepare obituaries in advance of the deaths of famous individuals, the folks at CNN inadvertently gave the Internet-surfing public a chance to preview how the network's web site would note the demise of Vice President Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, and a few other prominent figures."
<li> <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.05/doom.html">Prepare to meet thy Doom</a><br />
"These days, the employees at id need to play with pain. They're hard at work on Doom III, which is already a shoo-in for event of the year in the $10.8 billion videogame industry, even though it's not expected out until fall."
<li> <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/04/21/browser_upgrade_campaign_officially_retired.html">Dive into Mark on spammers and WaSP</a><br />
"That?s right, folks. Scumbags were setting up web sites, spamming millions of people trying to sucker them into clicking through to said web sites, and then immediately redirecting them off-site to get them to upgrade their browser first before allowing them to be suckered."
<li> <A href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.05/google_pr.html">24 hours watching the world look for answers at Google</a><br />
"The computer screen is divided horizontally. On the bottom, the Google queries, 10 visible at a time, stream up and, after 5 seconds, disappear. Each also carries the location of the questioner, often down to the city, but sometimes only the country, the Internet portal (e.g., AOL), or, when the source is untraceable, just question marks."
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<p>In the latest <a href="http://www.abercrombie.com/">Abercrombie & Fitch</a> catalogue, which I swear to god I buy because of the pictures of the clothes, there's an interview with James Marsden. In it he is asked the question, "Based on your fan mail and people who approach you on the street, who would you say is your fan base?" He replies:</p>
<blockquote>Well, since <i>X-men</i>, I can add comic book fans, but before that I'd say young women between 10 and 24 and probably every gay man in the universe. Straight men all think I'm a pussy. I gotta tell you, if it wasn't for gay men, I'd probably own a carpet cleaning business. I'm very popular with the gay community, which is lovely. There are plenty of people out there who have no clue who I am, but I have never met a gay man yet who didn't know who I was. It's great!</blockquote>
<p>This - ladies and gentlemen - is what pardens for an enlightened attitude these days. Just think - all of us gay men lusting after James Marsden! How lucky we are to have someone as pretty as him to unite around! How we love him. I think we should all change our political identity to being Marsdosexuals! Maybe wave banners! Ah, we're so loyal and friendly and loving. Much like Labradors! Wouldn't we make such good pets? I'm going to say this once and once only - James Marsden, it's not only straight men that think you're a "pussy" and I think it's a bloody sorry state of affairs if your kind of patronising, self-obsessed idiocy represents the world that gay people have battled for over the last few decades. You can take your "mad props to all the gay men out there" and you can shove em up your butt.</p>
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AUTHOR: Daniel
EMAIL: qx2x@hotmail.com
IP: 152.20.172.24
URL: http://www.somagod.net
DATE: 04/22/2003 08:17:38 PM
We're here! We're Queer! And we love James Marsden!
ummm, yea, right.
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AUTHOR: Simon
EMAIL: smoo@minor9th.com
IP: 62.252.0.5
URL: http://www.minor9th.com
DATE: 04/22/2003 09:19:06 PM
James Who? Oh, there's his other assumption down the shitter...
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AUTHOR: chutney
EMAIL: chance@myirony.com
IP: 24.98.143.90
URL: http://www.myirony.com
DATE: 04/23/2003 03:18:59 AM
I went to high school with "little Jimmy Marsden," and we all thought he was a pussy too.
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AUTHOR: Peter
EMAIL: peter@nakedblog.com
IP: 194.117.133.84
URL: http://www.nakedblog.com
DATE: 04/23/2003 09:00:20 AM
Like Simon, I've not heard of the man either. But I really didn't find those remarks offensive - just a bit narcissistic maybe. But then, what kind of man becomes a fahion model?
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AUTHOR: The Dave
EMAIL: TheDave@TheDave.com
IP: 212.187.236.200
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DATE: 04/23/2003 04:02:42 PM
Well I've just interviewed James Marsden and found him to be a very unassuming, personable young man. Plus he's doing his damndedest to bring Preacher to the big screen so Big Up his Good Self.
Gay fanbases didn't come up, but to be honest he struck me as more of a housewive's favourite. But then what would I know? I'm a notorious heterosexual...
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
URL: http://www.theonlyjuan.net
DATE: 04/23/2003 04:30:08 PM
ditto
Funny, I thought I knew who he was, but after reading all the comments, I searched for his name on Google, and I was completely wrong. (I was thinking of "James Marsters.") Oops.
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EMAIL: john@theonlyjuan.net
IP: 65.27.232.152
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DATE: 04/23/2003 04:31:02 PM
ditto
Funny, I thought I knew who he was, but after reading all the comments, I searched for his name on Google, and I was completely wrong. (I was thinking of "James Marsters.") Oops.
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AUTHOR: tamsin
EMAIL: t_pad2002@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 217.158.132.217
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DATE: 04/23/2003 11:53:21 PM
I think you should lighten up over this Tom - his agent obviously has him well-versed in never underestimating the value of the pink pound (or dollar, as the case may be).
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/24/2003 12:37:21 AM
Not a chance! I'm fed up with this convenient courting of the pink pound - I don't want to be equal just because I'm financially valuable! More importantly, if someone's saying totally misguided and uniformly sterotypical things about you then it's wrong and it should be pointed out - <i>even if they're "nice"</i>. Maybe particularly so. Damning with faint-praise...
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AUTHOR: tamsin
EMAIL: t_pad2002@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 217.158.179.204
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DATE: 04/24/2003 12:16:48 PM
Well, he did say *probably* every gay man in the universe. He's only speaking from his own experience. Anyway, this pink pound thing... this sort of thing happens to *all* of us all the time. If marketing/PR people stopped targeting the gay community it would set a precedent for them not to target any other group. The courts would be full from Land's End to John O'Groats - and beyond!
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AUTHOR: The Dave
EMAIL: thedave@thedave.com
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DATE: 04/24/2003 02:15:34 PM
Actually, *I've* never yet met a gay man who didn't know who I was either.
That's because I only know one Gay Man - and somebody else introduced us!!!
In other news, how far do you think they'd get referring to the purchasing power of the Asian Community as the Brown Pound? I don't think it would do very well.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 04/24/2003 03:23:24 PM
Wouldn't a better comparison be more like the 'Tandoori Pound', or have I completely misinterpreted the point? This guy's response (whomever he may be, as I'm still clueless) just smacks as someone who's never met anyone gay, i.e. no-one's introduced themselves to him with the tagline: "and I'm gay by the way". Having been told by some cigar-smoking PR man that that's who his fanbase is, he just doesn't seem capable of handling the thought of it. It's a bit like someone I know who harps on about how lovely their friend's disabled son is..."oh he really is...an angel you know"...because they can't really handle the fact that in their opinion he's 'not normal'. OK, so maybe striking an analogy between the gay community and people with disablilities wasn't such a good idea, but the point was well intentioned even if the execution was poor...apologies to all.
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AUTHOR: charlotte
EMAIL: bitch@hotmail.com
IP: 212.120.96.243
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DATE: 06/15/2003 05:26:44 PM
I love james marsden and he's not a pussy! he is the most hansomest guy in the world! so all you son of a bitches out there shut up about him! hes famoes,and your just jealous cause you will never become as famoes as him! your to low for him! hes much better then all of you!
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AUTHOR: zedro
EMAIL: P_Marchy2@hotmail.com
IP: 82.37.34.206
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DATE: 08/08/2003 02:35:36 PM
Yeah, but we can spell Charlotte.
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AUTHOR: charlotte
EMAIL: xcharlyxgirlx@hotmail.com
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DATE: 09/06/2003 06:13:20 PM
I love james marsden!! he's the best!!!!
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AUTHOR: charlotte
EMAIL: xcharlyxgirlx@hotmail.com
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DATE: 09/06/2003 06:13:30 PM
I love james marsden!! he's the best!!!!
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AUTHOR: Kate
EMAIL: noneya@aol.com
IP: 205.188.209.70
URL: http://none
DATE: 09/15/2003 09:52:57 PM
Um its James MARSTERS not Mardens! Get it right!
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AUTHOR: Veronica
EMAIL: sexyplayboydiva@hotmail.com
IP: 207.236.63.4
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DATE: 11/10/2003 02:44:19 PM
someone told me that James Mardens is gay i know baz i saw him with man and doing things with them like kissing , huging and more will just liek to let u know bye
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AUTHOR: Laura
EMAIL: l_spaza@hotmail.com
IP: 195.93.34.8
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DATE: 01/10/2004 03:08:49 PM
I think his comments demomnstrate him exaclty for what he is; and 29 yr old guy just trying to keep everyone content in the somewhat turbelent, unreal world of Hollywood, i have to say that people in the limelight really ought to be more catious about who and what they talk about, but cum on he's human... give him a break...
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AUTHOR: Mike
EMAIL: lauraspotswood@aol.com
IP: 195.93.34.8
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DATE: 01/10/2004 07:54:43 PM
You can't be in a position where kids are gonna look up to you, and exploit it!Fuck his human! we all fckin r! it doesn't give him a special 'Fuck-up pass' just cos he's been in a few flicks. I agree with Peter, those comments certainly aren't meant to be offensive, the guy admits himself for fucks sake that he's a pussy, nah he certainly doesn't sound like the type who'd wanna start anyfing. He just oughta think before opening his pretty boy gob in the future
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AUTHOR: arthur
EMAIL: artb50@comcast.net
IP: 69.141.31.69
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DATE: 06/01/2004 08:07:21 PM
James Marsden has it all. Not only is he physically beautiful, he's talented. He's not a Hollywood type. He's got a pretty wife and young son. The fact that he loves and is grateful to his gay fans should endear him more so to the public. He really didn't say anything to be critical of. I praise the guy. My one wish for James: superstardom. Thanks for letting me opine!
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<p><img alt="125x125.gif" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/125x125.gif" width="125" height="125" border="0" class="image" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px;"> So on Thursday I'll be delivering a paper at <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/">O'Reilly Emerging Tech</a> called "UpMyStreet Conversations: Mapping Cyber to Space". The paper, which I have co-written with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> and <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org">Stefan Magdalinski</a>, will be mostly about the basics of how <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">Conversations</a> works but will also include a more rigorous investigation of three areas where geocoded communities present new challenges to developers of social software.</p>
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<p>Howard Rheingold - who is speaking at this very moment on stage in Santa Clara - just said that companies would like the get us back into the role of "Consumers" rather than "Users". He says: </p>
<blockquote>"Consumers passively recieve what is broadcast by a few. Radio, TV, movies, recorded music. Users actively shape media, create as well as consume, link together for collective action: PC, Internet, Web."</blockquote>
<p>I'm not sure I buy this. I don't think companies have any interest whatsoever in specifically trying to define people's relationships with media, they're simply trying to protect their businesses. Defining the relationship is simply a means-to-an-end. This negative spin sounds too much like conspiracy theory to me. I think we have to find a way of convincing companies that their financial interest is in being at the forefront of <i>some</i> of these technologies - and I think (to an extent) some of the technologies we are trying to get into the common sphere will be lost or banned along the way. Yes - it's a combative matter - it's like in a court or in the political process - it's important that both sides are able to put their opinions and debate and extend their arguments - but it's not a black & white, "Good vs. Evil" thing. Ignorance versus Knowledge maybe (other people might say that it's Business versus Communism, of course)...</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
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DATE: 04/23/2003 05:06:34 PM
He's also argued that people would volunteer money for artists if all music was distributed through peer-to-peer technologies. I'm not sure I buy that either! I think it's utopian thinking to believe that people would pay for things that they don't have to - that they're not expected to... It's possible, of course - tipping is a good parallel here - but tipping has a social pressure attached to it, a physical and personal interaction at the heart of the financial exchance. You can easily be <i>shamed</i>. You'd need stuff like that <i>built in to the system</i> to make that happen...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
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DATE: 04/23/2003 05:10:24 PM
A really nice quote from Rheingold's piece:
"Social Capital that's just leaking into the air now could be captured and put to work for us."
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: Tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/23/2003 05:14:36 PM
Rheingold has been talking about the need for reputation modelling in distributed networks - is this ideology of 'trust' really useful? Isn't it just the codification of standard social interactions - the enhancement - the prosthesis of social advantages... Is Reputation too narrow a word for getting a 'sense' of a person for 'knowing' them...?
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EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/23/2003 05:24:20 PM
He's also talked about a lot of interesting stuff about handheld equipment being attached to barcode readers which in turn connect to the internet - providing information about products and their background whensoever you want to find it out. Lots of interesting things that could emerge around that. If it was just food products in the supermarket then there's stuff about getting background on the companies that make them, but also stuff about good recipes, detailed information, databases that amend and record your intake of various substances (Atkins diet tracker?). Good blocks of material there alone. There could be possible side effects - could you find a piece of music online by getting the barcode and searching for it online? wander into a shop, scan your CD barcode and coded music online is found as if by magic and downloaded through a proper P2P thing.
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AUTHOR: Ry Rivard
EMAIL: ry@braxtonian.com
IP: 63.146.245.238
URL: http://braxtonian.com
DATE: 04/23/2003 05:45:21 PM
(I hope this post isn't just for your comments but,)
He is wrong, the difference between a 'user' and 'consumer' is just one he makes up, it's a malleable distinction people can use as they wish, and he's found his own use, which seems to be wrong.
There may be some slight distinction, but what he's trying to draw isn't really some ideological gulf between being passive and active but instead just illuminating that people who want to be passive and watch TV and listen to music are so bored by what's being offered (monotonous, repetitive, homogenized crap--not to mention redundant adjectives), so they are creating their own content [often to the same morose, unentertaining effect).
OK, maybe he didn't say <i>that</i>, but if you turn on TV you'd agree.
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AUTHOR: michael sippey
EMAIL: michael@sippey.com
IP: 67.125.76.169
URL: http://sippey.com/
DATE: 04/23/2003 08:28:58 PM
Is Rheingold just willfully ignoring the term 'customer,' which in my experience with large Fortune 500 firms is how they usually refer to their, um, customers? It's inherently more respectful than 'consumer,' and in my experience marketers at these companies due tend to have a good deal of respect for the customers who keep the lights on...
It sounds to me like he's practicing semantics toward his own ends.
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AUTHOR: Rob
EMAIL: blog@robertandrews.co.uk
IP: 62.252.32.6
URL: http://www.robertandrews.co.uk
DATE: 04/23/2003 11:44:58 PM
But he seems so obviously correct. There is absolute integrity in the distinction between passive consumption and active use, except insofar as "use" of a product signifies its consumption anyway.
I definitely think many companies have an interest in maintaining the conventional "consumer" dynamic -even if only a semantic definition, a production line model makes it easier to sell to a mass audience.
Granted, there are companies whose aim is to sell to "users". Let's make a third category, "creators"... recent emerging technologies like digital cameras, DV cameras are sold as being enablers of creative impulses... "Go create". Here, the distinction between consumer and user blurs - but only so far as the consumer electronics market by now knows very well how to <i>market</i> its wares for <i>users</i> but, all the while, <i>shift and package them</i> via those conventional consumer avenues in place so well already.
So, do companies have a self-interest in returning "users" to "consumerdom"? Yes and, increasingly, no... no because they are now adept at defining the latter in the sales pitch of the former.
That means those companies retain a primacy of authority which only the completion of the new mass (produced) media revolution can truly usurp.
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AUTHOR: pod
EMAIL: root@neuromantics.net
IP: 62.30.157.202
URL:
DATE: 04/24/2003 12:22:42 AM
Too optimistic by half - both Coates and Rheingold on different sides of the same coin. Corporations are, by their nature about making money. That is the system and the mindset they work within. Because this system forms the structure (most) people live within, people will continue to be consumers. The fact that a few people on the edges of the broader society think or hope that things will change, changes nothing.
Users, consumers... doesn't matter. The market will (and is beginning to) poison free exchanges. We have not seen them in full effect yet, but we will. The corporations have hardly begun, and are hiring the brighter young things they need to fulfill this goal now.
Be secure in the knowledge that the little tastes of user orientated freedom we have had over the past few years will not be the last, however there will not be an opening of the floodgates either.
Do as you are told, or you will be told what to do.
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AUTHOR: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com
EMAIL: jmetcalf@8bitjoystick.com
IP: 140.178.33.124
URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/
DATE: 04/24/2003 08:29:15 PM
Steve Jobs once said:
"You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on."
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<p>Ok. Finally it looks like <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> is going to start catching up with the rest of the weblogging applications that have been developed or have been enhanced over the last couple of years. You can read all about Dano at <a href="http://new.blogger.com/home.pyra">new.blogger.com</a>. First things first - they've been working on the interface. Here are a couple of (presumably rough - some low-fi) interfaces for the new system - which clearly aren't designed to look their best on a Mac. Still - never mind, it's early days:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/beta_disclaimer.gif">Beta disclaimer</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/low-fi-interface.gif">Low-fi interface</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hi-fi-interface.gif">Hi-fi interface</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/archive_options.gif">Archive Options</a>
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<p>While we're at it - perhaps with less mass-appeal (but I guess we'll see), keep an eye out for <a href="http://www.typepad.com/">TypePad</a> - the new <a href="http://www.sixapart.com">Six Apart venture</a> that's supposed to be a turnkey version of <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> - kind of like Blogger, but more powerful. [Typepad stuff via <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/04/030423announcing_t.html">kottke</a>.]</p>
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URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/
DATE: 04/27/2003 01:36:31 AM
Movable Type Pro is what I can't wait for. I have a good Blog friendly hosting ISP so TypePad is a step back for me. But I can't wait to learn more about MT Pro.
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DATE: 04/23/2003 07:32:27 PM
a id�ia de que a informa��o e os indiv�duos s�o inevitavelmente, e sempre, partes integrantes de ricas redes sociais - � not�cia hoje - o TypePad� foi oficialmente divulgado. a mais nova ferramenta "personal publishing service" da hist�ria dos...
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DATE: 04/24/2003 12:04:44 AM
Just two days ago Blogger unveiled their new updated, streamlined and "better-fied" blogging system, dubbed Dano. I'm pleased that they've
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URL: http://takeoneonion.org/archives/000133.html
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BLOG NAME: take one onion
DATE: 04/25/2003 05:33:57 PM
Congratulations to Ben and Mena Trott, who are SixApart, the people behind Moveable Type which powers this site, have got funding and are launching a new hosting service called Typepad. Ben Hammersley got the scoop and wrote about it in The Guardian.
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TITLE: Hydra, Biological Computing and Eric�Bonabeau
STATUS: Publish
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PRIMARY CATEGORY: Social Software
CATEGORY: Social Software
DATE: 04/23/2003 09:34:51 PM
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<p>Right. I'm going to keep amending this post as I think of things to say and get other things done. I'm in the middle of a talk with Tim O'Reilly at the moment (how cool is my life), but I reckon I can concentrate on two things at once and talk a little bit about the <i>last</i> presentation I was at (Eric Bonabeau on Biological Computing). Or in fact - rather than talk about Eric Bonabeau's talk, I'm going to talk a little about playing with <a href="http://hydra.globalse.org/">Hydra</a> and how around ten separate geeks collaborated to try and annotate and comment upon a discussion in real time... But first things first - the incredibly messy (and extremely entertaining to write) set of notes on the talk in question:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/annotating_biological_computing.txt">annotating_biological_computing.txt</A>
</ul>
<p>Right. What you can't see on this document is which pieces were written by which people - and that's a terrible shame because all that extra information that could be of use just vanishes when you save it to a disk. More to the point, it makes it really hard to demonstrate when it's worked really well and when it's fallen apart. So in this particular case I've done a set of screen-caps to illustrate what's been going on:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hydra_eric_biological.gif">hydra_eric_biological.gif</a>
</ul>
<p>More later (hopefully) on the experience of writing (messily and collaboratively) with Hydra. <b>Addendum:</b> Here's a screen-cap of the participants all colour-coded as of the end of the event<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/hydra_tray.gif">hydra_tray.gif</a></p>
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.165.98
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 04/24/2003 07:10:49 AM
Why not just use an IM client that logs conversations in a text file either natively or via a plugin, with the contributors all in the same conversation? That way, you get the real-time contribution factor, with the added bonus of being able to see who said what. If you used Microsoft Messenger you'd also have a communal whiteboard for everybody to express ideas graphically too.
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AUTHOR: rhapsodie
EMAIL: mistress@rhapsodic.org
IP: 24.237.104.243
URL: http://rhapsodic.org
DATE: 04/24/2003 05:34:39 PM
It would seem the colors are difficult to pick out who said what - there are four variations of blue/purple and two greens. Perhaps it's merely the screenshot?
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DATE: 04/24/2003 07:35:18 AM
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DATE: 04/24/2003 10:58:56 AM
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<p>So I'm hiding in the Speaker's Room with Vee McMillan - trying to get my stuff printed out for my paper (T minus one hour, fifteen minutes) and this woman comes into the room saying that she thinks she really wants to see Clay Shirky and she doesn't know where to go to see him. And Vee says that she thinks it's almost over and the woman looks a bit flustered and says that actually it doesn't matter, she just <b>really</b> wants to see his face. Vee tells her where to go. She leaves. Excited. Groupie? Fan? Mother? The world needs to know...</p>
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<p>So. A bit delayed. Sorry to all concerned. I'll post later about the experience of delivering a paper at <a href="http://conferences.oreilly.com/etcon">Emerging Tech</a> later, when I've had a chance to assimilate the whole experience, but if you're looking for the PowerPoint presentation then here it is: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/etech.ppt">UpMyStreet Conversations: Mapping Cyber to Space</a> (5.7Mb). The paper was cowritten by myself, <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org">Stefan Magdalinski</a> and <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a>.</p>
<p>"Mad props" to Webb by the way, who somehow managed to keep me sane through the whole thing and forced me to finish writing the thing by suggesting he might cause me physical pain - I'm a bit euphoric so I'm going to say that he's one of my favourite people in the world at the moment. If people notice any hideous typos or mistakes through it, then let me know and I'll amend it straightaway.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Steinberg
EMAIL: steiny@barrysworld.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.voxpolitics.com
DATE: 04/25/2003 01:54:24 AM
"If people notice any hideous typos or mistakes through it, then let me know and I'll amend it straightaway."
Looks great. You might want to take out the line about Tim O'Reilly being a CIA employed crack dealer, though.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/25/2003 03:09:13 AM
If anyone's looking for more information on this stuff or wants to see the imagery that we ran before the presentation, then check out <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org/archives/000429.html">Stef's commentary</a>. Hopefully now he'll be getting some sleep and stop sending diagrams across the Atlantic!
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AUTHOR: Michael Morrissey
EMAIL: jersey@spies.com
IP: 64.121.10.42
URL: http://www.parasitic.org
DATE: 04/25/2003 07:28:09 AM
Great presentation, Tom! I loved the content and your delivery. I especially liked that you discussed the problems you ran into, possible solutions, and the solutions that you adopted, rather than just the polished final product. Very helpful.
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AUTHOR: David Brake
EMAIL: david.brake@journalist.co.uk
IP: 62.30.164.182
URL: http://blog.org/
DATE: 04/25/2003 09:45:11 AM
A good presentation, but had I been there I would have asked about a third axis for grouping - subject. There is no way to group threads by subject. I know there are lots of subject-based messageboards already out there but what if UMS for whatever reason is your main message forum? I suspect it would be useful to help to organise people's thoughts (and to help cross-regional activism, for example) if there were some way of overlaying subject groupings on postings as a filter. What do you say to that? I take it you considered it at some point...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 12.44.177.155
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/25/2003 04:34:06 PM
Grouping by subject is something we thought about right at the beginning of the project and I was initially very keen on. We had a very simple model as well - we'd just replicated the board as many times as we wanted and name each one differently. The integration would all be done at the side of the UI. But to put in different subject areas would have resulted in a more sparse data-set and in turn would have resulted in people losing that sensation of locality... In the end - at least to start off with - we figured that wasn't a particularly good idea...
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@chachacha.co.uk
IP: 217.155.193.216
URL: http://www.chachacha.co.uk
DATE: 04/26/2003 03:35:19 AM
Hey Tom, in that good-mannered, free-spirited nature of the web, I'd like to donate two phrases for your, and anyone else's, non-comercial and commercial, or whatever, use. They're rights-unreserved and about as creative and common as you'd like. Beg or steal, I care not.
If Metafilter is discussion based on time (in a way), could we call it a 'timeblog'? And therefore, if upmystreet is discussion based on place, is it therefore a kind of 'placeblog'? If most weblogs are based on time, and therefore a timeblog, could a weblog be based on the reader's place and display different info depending on that? Like how Jason Kottke put that special version of his site up for people accessing it from the conference? Or how the BBC gives you two different home pages depending on where you tell it you're from?
Does that make sense? It's probably been done before. Maybe people can expound upon it now I've typed in this rambling nonsense. Still, I like the pair of names I thought up in my stupor...
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DATE: 04/25/2003 12:31:21 AM
Before anything. Meg rocks. Hard. I totally agree with her direction. Rah! From the margins of the writable web Meg Hourihan www.megnut.com/speak/etcon are webloggers self-absorbed and navel gazing? no, we pull things into the centre and analyse. the w...
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<p>It's like the <a href="http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=efncaoec">Unkle track</a> says, "We had access to too many, uh, too much money. Too much equipment, and little by little we went insane". Here are two more text-transcripts done collaboratively over Hydra from this afternoon's sessions:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/Margins_of_the Writable_Web.txt">Meg Hourihan's "Margins of the Writable Web"</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/Play_n_Social Software.txt">Stewart Butterfield's "Play and Social Software"</a>
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<p>Driving around Santa Clara is like being inside an episode of Stargate - it's like there's a flat desolate alien landscape all around us that's being used as a massive landing strip for these huge monstrous mother-ship style buildings. Each building has a brand that's sharp and occasionally scarily authoritarian in appearance - like the flags for an alien regime. I keep thinking that there are lizard creatures inside that have come to dominate the earth. Around the monstrous motherships (our hotel is one), all these smaller buildings are littered around - like cleaner fish around a whale, or like the tents and mud-structures that surround the huge architectural beasts of pyramid-like tombs. They're subservient buildings, housing creatures with no other purpose than to serve the whatever-the-fuck-it-is that is living its domineering life in the bowels of Network Solutions or Globix or...</p>
<p>When I see them in our rare trips outside the building, I never feel certain that there won't be a terrible rumbling and shaking with smoke and dust everywhere and they won't just lift off to find a new world to colonise and destroy. It's kind of arcane and beautiful in a 'beauty of the bush-fire" kind of way. I love it here.</p>
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<p>The difference in atmosphere in the keynotes between the guy from Google and the guy from Microsoft is tangible. When the guy from <a href="http://www.microsoft.com">Microsoft</a> talks, there's scepticism - hostility even. There's a sense of outrage when he doesn't know what a GPL is, frustration when mentions that he things 'things built by committee' are messy. The only clap he gets is for mentioning that he hates the PowerPoint paperclip... The guy from <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> gets a clap within the first ten minutes for mentioning that he likes the way that his site does search-query spell-correcting. It's immensely satisfying, but it makes you wonder what impact gut emotional reactions have had on the history <i>even of the most ostensibly rational industries</i>, technology and computing - ...</p>
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AUTHOR: filchyboy
EMAIL: christopher@safersex.org
IP: 64.30.194.235
URL: http://chronotope.com/chronotope/
DATE: 04/25/2003 06:24:22 PM
It is rare in academia in the US to find that this is emotional attachment/aversement of a candidate and/or his topic/stance does not dictate how far he/she goes in a program. If your committee feels you are a fool or full of shit it often doesn't matter how well you make and support your argument.
The same could be said of many areas, as you so well point out in this case. It extends into other areas as well. I completely disagree with the dumb fuck prez we have here in the US about most anything. But even if his arguments about invading Iraq made any sense whatsoever it would be difficult to take any of it seriously since he is, in comparison, an apparat for Microsoft.
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: matt21811@yahoo.com.au
IP: 203.13.126.19
URL: http://michaelsblog.com
DATE: 04/26/2003 11:27:07 AM
Everything that Microsoft says and does can be attributed to making more money. GPL, Open source etc make it really hard for organisations like Microsoft that produce products and not services to make money from. The Opensource ideal is about not charging for something that is infintitely copyable at almost no cost.
Interestingly, I think Google is heading toward monopoly status and their conferences my have an air of hostility about them all too soon.
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<p>I think when you're born you maybe get a discreet amount of mental storage and then maybe when you've used up that amount of storage then maybe it all seeps out of your ears or something. This is a really good way to prove that we're not all living in a huge simulation - no computer system could hold all the information and resonance that's being jammed into my brain at the moment. I need someone fat to sit on my head so that I can keep the lid down.</p>
<ul>
<li> Hydra notes on <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/Social_Software_and_Social_Capital.txt">Social Software and Social Capital</a><br />
James Cronin's and Matt Jones' talk was slightly compromised by an initial clunkiness with the projector. I think they think it threw the whole thing off balance, but it was really involving and interesting...
<li> Hydra notes on <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/What_Groups_Will_Be.txt">What Groups Will Be</a><br />
A fascinating afternoon's lecture by David Weinberger touched on some apparently slight but actually pretty profound questions about how social interactions work and/or don't work online and what we can do about it (if anything). Good notes here as well on uses of Hydra...
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<p>So I was at a party and <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Lance Arthur</a> was there, and I was really looking forward to seeing him and then he was wearing clothes that made him look ... different somehow and <i>I didn't recognise him</i>. That's so terrible. I felt totally stupid. Anyway - to cut a long story short - we were staying at <a href="http://leslie.harpold.com/">Leslie Harpold</a>'s flat last night and she was looking after Lance's cat because Lance was going away, and his cat savagely attacked all of us during the night and so - in a weird way - I guess I've paid for my crimes!</p>
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<p>A final night in San Francisco - we fly back tomorrow afternoon - spent with <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt Webb</a> and <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben Hammersley</a>. We meet up at Union Square outside Victoria Secrets and wander through a long tunnel to an off-beaten-track part of Chinatown where we have large and amazing portions of various nice foodstuffs. Matt uses the phone to try and contact a mutual friend who's in town. The owner asks us if we are from out of town. And when we're not paying attention she gets some anti-bacterial wipes out of a drawer and carefully cleans the phone receiver from top to toe. As we leave the restaurant we tease Webb accordingly. "You've got the SARS, you have."</p>
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<p>The best commentary I can find on the Apple keynote about the iPods and the Apple music service is <a href="http://www.jrandomhacker.com/">here</a>. I'm going to talk more about this later, but in the meantime go and find out all the cool / scary news...</p>
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AUTHOR: Nick Smale
EMAIL: nick_3141@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 213.106.35.33
URL: http://nicksmale.blogspot.com/
DATE: 04/28/2003 07:30:35 PM
"The iTunes Music Store is only available in the U.S." Oh. How disappointing...
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AUTHOR: Chris Adams
EMAIL: chrisdaggimoh@mac.com
IP: 62.30.146.158
URL:
DATE: 04/28/2003 08:26:38 PM
Interesting enough so far, but no news on indy labels that I can find yet. Would be lovely to be able to sell your own music via the sytem too. Doubt the big 5 labels would have allowed that though..
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.162.249
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 04/29/2003 06:59:49 PM
Why would indie labels want to get involved with such a service anyway? Most of them seem perfectly happy to provide free downloads of songs, knowing that majority of the punters they cater for will pay for the albums, etc. (Look at Epitonic.com, for example.) And besides, the concept of the album (as opposed to the concept album) is still very much alive in the non-mainstream, whereas it died some time ago in teeny bopper world - downloading a bunch of songs at a dollar a pop and burning your own CD just isn't the same as buying an actual album, or even a label compilation. Indie labels and the underground in general are still very much in love with the tactile and the tangible; it's much more than just liking a song, it's understanding the context in which it lies, the effort that was put into it, etc. Maybe I just feel differently about music than the majority of people, but I'm surely not the only one.
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AUTHOR: tim
EMAIL: tim@shey.net
IP: 66.7.23.31
URL: http://shey.net
DATE: 04/29/2003 10:43:00 PM
Here are a few reasons why the indie labels would want to get involved: 30 second previews of every single song. A cut of the price of every song downloaded (Apple is currently paying the big five labels $.65 from every dollar). And a retailer who has no incentive not to stock infinite copies (e.g., digital copies) of their records. Find a local store, or even a place like amazon, that can afford to stock more than 2 copies of the less-selling stuff - you can't. this is an opportunity for a truly level playing field - every song in the system, whether it's big label or indie, gets 30 seconds to grab a customer. We should all be lobbying Apple hard to add this...
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AUTHOR: tim
EMAIL: tim@shey.net
IP: 66.7.23.31
URL: http://shey.net
DATE: 04/29/2003 10:43:24 PM
Here are a few reasons why the indie labels would want to get involved: 30 second previews of every single song. A cut of the price of every song downloaded (Apple is currently paying the big five labels .65 from every dollar). And a retailer who has no incentive not to stock infinite copies (e.g., digital copies) of their records. Find a local store, or even a place like amazon, that can afford to stock more than 2 copies of the less-selling stuff - you can't. this is an opportunity for a truly level playing field - every song in the system, whether it's big label or indie, gets 30 seconds to grab a customer. We should all be lobbying Apple hard to add this...
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: macdara@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 194.165.171.197
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 04/30/2003 07:06:51 PM
Those are some fair points. I guess I was coming at the question from the perspective of many indie labels not just existing but also flourishing _outside_ of the mainstream music industry (and therefore, why would they need a helping hand if they can do fine on their own). But if Apple could open this market to a new audience without the indies being exploited in the process, it should in principle be a good thing. It hasn't always worked like that - remember the grunge years - but this _is_ a different era, I suppose.
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<p>In which four dorks go and commune with the mothership in the immediate post-Emerging Tech period:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/infinite_tom.jpg" class="image" alt="Picture of Tom outside Apple"></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/infinite_jones.jpg" class="image" alt="Picture of Jones outside Apple"></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/infinite_james.jpg" class="image" alt="Picture of James outside Apple"></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/infinite_webb.jpg" class="image" alt="Picture of Webb outside Apple"></p>
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AUTHOR: dorian mcfarland
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.isness.org/lofoto/
DATE: 04/30/2003 11:38:48 AM
ha!
you big geeks!
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AUTHOR: Sonia
EMAIL: 9@lifeintheday.co.uk
IP: 12.82.81.242
URL: http://lifeintheday.co.uk
DATE: 05/02/2003 04:58:17 AM
Look at those studs! Adorable.
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: matt@actuality.co.uk
IP: 194.128.126.2
URL: http://blog.actuality.co.uk
DATE: 05/14/2003 10:43:37 AM
Mmmm, infinite fruit loops.
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<p>I'm back in the UK, and it's half-past midnight and I feel as fresh as a daisy despite only having slept for about half an hour in the last thirty-six... My mind still feels like it's got too much <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/">Emerging Tech</a> stuff in it that I need to digest, contemplate, post about, link to, think about and (hopefully) get into fights about - but I don't know when I'm going to get the chance to do it. So in the meantime, I hope people can forgive my fragmentary writing - it's simply reflecting the state of my mind... Over the next few days, expect massive catch-ups on what's been going on elsewhere around the world, random pictures being displayed completely out of sequence as-and-when the urge takes me, discussions about the stuff we talked about in Santa Clara as well as the stuff that has crept blinking from my mind over the last couple of weeks. Also expect griping about the state of my financies, anxieties about the future of <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a>, the posting of a <i>just-in-case</i> CV/resumé and as many of the intelligent brain-scrapings as I can muster over the next few days (before they go stale)...</p>
<p>If I say nothing else about the whole experience, let me say this: If you are working on something innovative or cutting-edge or interesting - anything with wider implications that you think could matter to anyone else - and you feel that you're lacking a community of engaged and interested peers to connect with and relate to, then you should seriously consider going to Emerging Tech 2004. In the meantime, I think it's about time those of us in the UK persuaded <a href="http://www.oblomovka.com">Danny O'Brien</a> to start another <a href="http://www.xcom2002.com/">XCom</a> (for the altogether scruffier UK alpha geeks and their fans). See you all next year!</p>
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AUTHOR: rob
EMAIL: strongrob@hotmail.com
IP: 203.97.2.242
URL:
DATE: 04/30/2003 06:09:51 AM
Man, i hate to say but after reading "Emerging fallout" you remind me of people i've meet who had consumed large amounts of LSD over a long period (ie. > 400 mircograms/day for more then a week), you sound confused and fragmented but not paranoid (at this point).
Avoid the watercooler at work and only drink out of sealed containers you can be sure of, and i'm sure you'll be fine in a weeks.
Keep it sunny side up.
CheerS
rob
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.207.236
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 04/30/2003 08:55:28 AM
Ha ha. I think you've managed to capture my state of mind pretty much exactly. Whether it's ETCon fallout, jet-lag or whether I have simply evolved beyond simple human language - well I don't know yet...
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<p>I know it's trivial, but there's a really nice new feature on <a href="http://www.reinvigorate.net/archive/">Re:invigorate's free stats package</a> that displays the time-zones that your readers come from by way of a pretty decently designed piece of simple mapping. Obviously it might not match up to the high expectations of <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org">my boss</a> <i>{smiley with tongue out}</i>, but I think it's pretty cool and pretty interesting. (I've reduced it slightly in size below so that it fits the page, so forgive the slight fuzziness of it all.)</p>
<p><img alt="time_zones.gif" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/time_zones.gif" width="400" height="204" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>Addendum:</b> If only it could tell my body what time zone it is...</p>
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TITLE: It's all in the timing
URL: http://www.frizzylogic.org/archives/000011.html
IP: 66.246.77.12
BLOG NAME: frizzyLogic
DATE: 05/09/2003 05:42:36 PM
Yesterday I waxed lyrical about the new time zone map provided by the excellent Reinvigorate stats service. Today I see Tom Coates of plasticbag has similarly posted his own map. What I find interesting is that he has comparatively few...
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<p>So a couple of days on since Apple's big music announcement - what's the reaction been like? Here's some of the most interesting hardcore commentary:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://news.com.com/2100-1027-998880.html">CNet News</a><br />
Full of interesting insights about how Apple may be pushing Microsoft towards non-proprietary standards (and how record companies are resistant to being beholden to <i>one</i> company's technology) as well as the demographic information of the MP3-playing market. Particularly terrifying is this quote: "At retail, one-third of the people buying portable music players have annual incomes of $100,000 or more, according to NPDTechworld. By contrast, <i>55</i> percent of people buying Apple's iPod have incomes in that bracket. The group also is more likely to embrace a music service and buy additional ancillary products or services than many other income brackets."
<li> <a href="http://www.macobserver.com/columns/devilsadvocate/2003/20030430.shtml">The Mac Observer on Apple's DRM</a><br />
Some very good points: <b>(1)</b> 3-person licenses on DRM means a family of four can't take all of their music with them (but then they're not really supposed to, are they?) <b>(2)</b> 128 bit encoding on AAC might be better than MP3, but is it good enough for the dedicated audiophile? (Of course it's possible that the Mac itself might not have good enough sound equipment to make this an issue) <b>(3)</b> To get your music onto another MP3 player you have to burn to a CD and then re-rip it. This is apparently annoying (although also patently missing the whole point). <b>(4)</b> Managing the computers you can play a song on isn't a simple process. <b>(5)</b> To authorise a song you need to be connected to the internet. <b>6</b> Will Apple AAC be the future equivalent of the 8-track tape?
<li> <a href="http://washingtontimes.com/entertainment/20030430-83116104.htm">Washington Times</a><br />
An easy problem to spot, but a bugger to solve - the Washington Times points out that the Apple Music service has no Beatles and no Rolling Stones.
<li> <a href="http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2003/04/20030429195456.shtml">MacRumurs on DRM</a><br />
This is a very very thorough article on exactly Apple's AAC DRM works in practice. Particularly useful if you're unclear on the basics - what happens with bought songs and shared Libraries, will iTunes play other AAC's, how many times can a playlist be burnt to CD?
<li> <a href="http://www.pycs.net/bbum/2003/04/29.html#a462">PCTS.net</a><br />
... and it turns out that you can even link to specific artists and / or songs in the Apple store by a simple link in your browser. Whether or not that will take off or not is another matter, of course...
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TITLE: The Ugly Wiki?
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PRIMARY CATEGORY: Social Software
CATEGORY: Social Software
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<p>So the rumour is that <a href="http://www.corante.com/many/20030401.shtml#31542">Wikis are ugly</a>. Lots of people seem to agree and a good few seem to be cheerfully <a href="http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/04/29/does_mcluhan_explain_why_some_people_think_wikis_are_beautiful_and_some_people_think_theyre_ugly.html">prepared to engage in the debate</a>. And I'm going to put myself on the line here and say that if any of you were thinking about offering me a job or something and are likely to get cross with me then I'm sorry but I've got to do it... Isn't it obvious that it <i>does not need to be this way</i>? There's no rulebook that says that Wikis have to look the way they do - no creationist spark of godhood that came down from on high and declared <i>this</i> particular appearance of editable websites the perfect one. This statement - that just because there's a bit more of a barrier to architecting a 'prettier' Wiki means that they are inherently ugly - seems to me to be astonishingly strange. It's like blaming evolution for someone's misapplied make-up...</p>
<p>Now I'm not a man who begrudges the visceral / visual aspect of design. I think things <i>should</i> be as beautiful as they are usable. But it's facile, surely, to compare the functionality and potential utility of two different (and potentially incredibly flexible) products and leave with the conclusion that you just like the prettier one!</p>
<blockquote>"I've seen a sneak preview of an edit-this-page type of outliner that Marc Canter is working on, and I like it a lot better. Why? It doesn't hurt to look at it, mostly. Silly? Maybe. But I know I'm not alone."</blockquote>
<p>I think there's a an underlying theme behind a lot of reviews of this kind and it's a rather old fashioned idea of fixed and stable <i>products</i>. The Wiki is considered a thing that works in a way, rather than a rough accumulation of various versions of the same rough concept - each of which has some benefits and some failings. Each of which could be nothing more than the first stage in a longer and more fruitful path of evolution. Each of which could be stripped down to its core and integrated with other sites - small bits of meme DNA grafted into message-boards or <a href="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?PikiePikie">weblogs</a> or even more static editorial pages. There is no <i>product</i> to review with finality- <b>there is no here here</b> (as Gertrude Stein might have been misquoted). So we dig around and we take what we like and we make new things - some will bed down and spread, others will not. Many will be spliced with each other once more...</p>
<p>No doubt in the future - now everyone is looking in their direction - Wikis will be even more flexible (or perhaps less flexible but more powerful or easy to use) than they are today. There are an infinite amount of potential developments - incremental or catastrophic - that we could be discussing. And in the meantime, yes, someone could probably find a way of making them prettier as well. In fact, I hope they do. But while we're waiting for someone to do that (or doing it ourselves, in fact) - can't we just <i>try</i> and bring the debate up a notch?</p>
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AUTHOR: Liz Lawley
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 05/01/2003 02:37:13 AM
Pushback at last. Hallelujah.
I really thought I'd get a lot more response like this one when I posted...and was surprised by the chorus of agreement. Clearly I hit a nerve.
But...there were some very interesting things that emereged in the comments thread, and in some of the discussions elsewhere--like the social software alliance mailing list, for example, where there's been a spirited and interesting discussion about voice and culture and style and collaboration in the context of wikis and blogs, and Joi Ito's blog (<a href="http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/04/29/does_mcluhan_explain_why_some_people_think_wikis_are_beautiful_and_some_people_think_theyre_ugly.html">link</a>), where there's been discussion of why perceptions of wikis differ so much.
Sometimes a big discussion can be started most effectively through mention of a small--even trivial--thing. That seems to be what happened here, which is a good thing.
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AUTHOR: Liz Lawley
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 05/01/2003 02:42:34 AM
Ooops. Just noticed you linked to Joi. Sor-ry. (Would be nice to be able edit one's comment as easily as one can edit one's blog, don't you think?)
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 62.171.198.7
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 05/01/2003 02:22:42 PM
Wikis work, and don't need to be designed. But the option is there to design them as you want to. They are inherently simple pieces of software and therefore can be customised to whatever design you want.
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AUTHOR: paulpod
EMAIL: paulpod@neuromantics.net
IP: 62.30.157.202
URL: http://www.neuromantics.net
DATE: 05/01/2003 07:22:34 PM
Of course they need to be designed. I would dearly love to be able to roll out project-centric wiki's across a corporate-client extranet but the standard of presentation is one of the big stumbling blocks here. After one failed attempt at doing this, I'll be holding back until it becomes 'movable type easy'. Which is a shame.
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AUTHOR: MarkDilley
EMAIL: markdilley@umich.edu
IP: 68.43.98.33
URL: http://markdilley.2ya.com
DATE: 05/02/2003 07:47:25 AM
Tom Coates and Tom Morris, you both have said what I feel about wikis.
Liz, would be nice to be able edit one's comment as easily as one can edit one's wiki, don't you think? ;-}
Best, Mark
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AUTHOR: Sunir
EMAIL: sunir@sunir.org
IP: 24.43.17.245
URL: http://usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?SunirShah
DATE: 05/02/2003 10:55:05 AM
I always laugh every time I read some so-called smart guy whine about how ugly wikis are because they use the default font or something equally ridiculous. If the diligent had concerned themselves with analysis like that, the World Wide Web would have never made it past interlaced GIFs.
That being said, comments about the interface are another thing entirely. It may or may not surprise you, but there has been a lot of thought that has gone into interface design for wikis. That doesn't mean that they're perfect, of course. Work continues.
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AUTHOR: JonathanSmith
EMAIL: jonathan.w.smith@att.net
IP: 24.24.86.16
URL: http://nodomain.example.org
DATE: 05/02/2003 02:21:52 PM
Some of the thoughts to which Sunir (of Meatball Wiki and InterWiki) may be referring can be found on <a href="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WikiStyle">Ward's Wiki</a>. That being said, UseMod is one of the plainer janes among WikiEngines. I would echo the paulpod need of MovableType easy style in a WikiEngine. (To complete another circle) LizLawley mentioned the JoiIto blog. There also is a discussion similiar to this one on <a href="">JoiItoWiki</a> except Join uses the term ButtUgly.
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AUTHOR: Sunir
EMAIL: sunir@sunir.org
IP: 24.43.17.245
URL: http://usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?SunirShah
DATE: 05/02/2003 11:25:43 PM
It should be noted that UseModWiki is plain by design, not for lack of effort. We like to keep our <a href="http://usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?FeatureKarma">FeatureKarma</a> off the floor.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.158.108
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/03/2003 08:43:31 PM
I have to say Liz, I get the impression that you wrote that post simply to get traffic for the Many-to-many weblog. While I have no doubt that it worked, I'm frankly a bit disappointed by your tactics. It's a bit too much tabloid journalism trolling for my liking, and I <i>care</i> about this stuff and would like to try not to let the discussion get diverted unnecessarily into trivial argument... I feel kind of ridiculous and a bit embarrassed for having fallen for this kind of strategy and - in the process - a little less likely to listen to your opinions in future. I'm sorry, but it just seems a bit cheap to me...
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AUTHOR: Stewart Butterfield
EMAIL: stewart@sylloge.com
IP: 209.139.192.30
URL: http://sylloge.com/personal/
DATE: 05/06/2003 11:18:51 PM
This seems unnecessarily harsh Tom. Unless you'd seen the same demo (of Marc's thingy) that Liz has, how do you know they are not comparable? And if they are compar*able*, what's the problem with preferring the better looking one merely because it is better looking? (Even given certain differences in functionality.)
I could disable the css file you use for this site, but I don't because I think it looks nice. And I'd rather use something that looks nice.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.235.192
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/07/2003 12:42:23 AM
I can't believe I finally got you to post a comment to my site and that the first thing I've done is make you angry with me! It's great and terrible at the same time and I feel a bit awful and guilty. I don't want to sound aggressive, I really don't, and I know I can come across that way in writing, so I'm going to apologise straight off for that both to Stewart and to Liz - but at the same time I think it's important to remember that Liz has already declared herself <i>spoiling</i> for a bit of a debate around this ("Pushback at last. Hallelujah." - her words). Back to the issue at hand though - I think if they were comparable kinds of products - ie. a wiki was a thing that existed in one state as produced by one company rather than being a generic term for a range of different products (and each self-organised, run and adapted by different groups of people) then such a comparison would be totally reasonable. But we know there are varieties of wikis around, different styles of running them and ones that look different as well. In fact the only unifying aspects of wikis are the 'edit this page' functionality and the inbuilt version control. The fact that Marc's thing isn't called a Wiki is probably reason enough to believe that it has technical / infrastructural and UI differences of some kind - and the fact that it's also called an outliner is a bit of a clue too. So if we're assuming that we're talking about the <i>future</i> of social software rather than the present and we're also working on the principle that they way these products look is probably the easiest possible thing about them to change (much easier than how they work), then it seems to me that our responsibility is towards judging them in terms of what they do, noting the failings in appearance separately and then trying to encourage people to tart up the one that <i>works</i> best, rather than choosing the one that's just been best tarted-up...
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 05/08/2003 03:17:32 AM
So, Stewart pointed me back here to see the latest comments. (Say, can I ask why you don't want line or paragraph breaks in comments? It made that last one a good bit harder to read...) I was more than a little hurt by your comments about me above. I most certainly did not write the original post "simply to get traffic." I wrote the post because I thought it was worth saying. In fact, I was a little worried about posting it because I knew that it might not be received well by people who are heavily vested in wikis as a business tool (in particularly, I thought it might be bad form to post it on M2M when Ross was one of my co-authors). In the end, I decided to post it despite my fears because I really hoped that if people disagreed it would set off a useful debate or discussion. That's why I was initially so happy to see your post--while I didn't agree, I really did want to see the kinds of rich and interesting discussions that ended up happening here, in the comments on M2M, and on Joi's blog (among other places). But there's a big difference, I think, between welcoming pushback and "tabloid journalism trolling." You're not the only person who "<em>cares</em> about this stuff." At the end of the day, I really don't give a rat's ass about traffic--I don't track it, I'm not motivated by it. I care about the ideas, and the engagement, and the exchange. And I care, too, when someone unfairly accuses me of shoddy behavior--and does it in such a public way.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.118.72
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 09:38:27 AM
In which case - you have my immediate apologies, Liz - the only reason I commented is because I had got the initial impression from your first post above that the existence of a debate was more important than any substance that could be gleaned from it. As such, my first reaction was one of embarrassment and frustration that I could be gamed so easily. But all that changes immediately if you <i>are</i> more interested in the substance - and I think I can accept you on your word! So - I'm terribly sorry - it was an immediate and visceral reaction that I withdraw whole-heartedly.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 05/09/2003 12:12:33 AM
Thanks, Tom. Apology accepted. The criticism only stung because I really respect your writing and ideas. Glad we can move on.
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IP: 128.118.2.15
BLOG NAME: Jeff Mace
DATE: 05/02/2003 09:25:51 PM
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DATE: 05/04/2004 07:12:55 AM
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<p>I find the way in which communities self-organise totally fascinating - almost as fascinating as I find those situations where communities fail to self-organise. I always wonder <i>what went wrong?</i>, when really I should be asking <i>what went right</i> in the successful communities. It's not at all an obvious thing that if you give people a highly structured space which truncates whole swathes of interactions that they'll all turn into a utopian group of productive, collaborative citizens...</p>
<p>On <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith Underground</a> - a community that I've been running for years now (with development help from <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal Henderson</a>), we decided to allow everyone to change their displayed user-name as and when they wanted. Obviously confusion emerged initially as unhelpful people changed their handles at the drop of a penny. But gradually a consensus emerged - core identities became acknowledged but with florid epithets all around them. So a man who started as <i>Tannhauser</i> moves towards <i>Haus</i> as his core identity, with his name displayed on the board as (currently) <i>The little Haus in the Priory</i>. Each user seems to find a phrase that they identity with (in time), but then they recontextualise it as and when they want...</p>
<p>In Ancient Greek poetry, poets used epithets to make names fit the metrical patterns they composed within. So Hera became "White-Armed" in one place, and "Ox-eyed" elsewhere. Dawn (Eos), when she appears over the battelfield can be - but does not <i>need</i> to be - <i>rododaktylos</i> (rosy-fingered). These were stock-phrases, but they were also highly descriptive. Sometimes they reflected local variations in cultic origins or stories. But they all represented interesting and different facets of the divinity, hero or commoner...</p>
<p>If I was building Barbelith again, I wouldn't recommend totally flexible displayed-user-names. But I'd want to capture some of the variety and richness of the world of the epithet. I'd get people to express a core identity (Haus, for example) from the beginning, but I'd also let them change their epithets (before and after their names) on the fly as and when they wanted to... It's a simple way with members of a long-standing community - to pay respect to the way that human beings (over time) can be many things and yet also always themselves...</p>
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AUTHOR: Adam
EMAIL: za0@bigfoot.com
IP: 81.100.44.80
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DATE: 05/01/2003 05:03:43 PM
Hi. I guess your proposed solution is very much like instant messenger platforms which maintain independence between an individual's username and their screen name. Every user can change their screen name as they wish -- but their username is fixed for the life of the account (for example, with Yahoo or MSNM it's user@somewhere.com or with ICQ it's a unique number).
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/01/2003 05:16:41 PM
Not really - the important thing is to make people identifiable to one another as well as to the system itself. So it's kind of like having a login name of <b>Haus</b> and then being able to choose what comes before and after it - so you could be visible as "The <b>Haus</b> of Cards" or "Dougie "Hauser". Everyone knows who you are, but you have boundaries of self expression around it...
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AUTHOR: anita
EMAIL: anita@rainbucket.com
IP: 80.177.94.180
URL: http://www.rainbucket.com/log
DATE: 05/01/2003 06:11:32 PM
On MUDs you usually keep the same [character] name, but are allowed to change the title displayed after it, and you can also change other attributes. In comparison to MUDs, i find other communities like chat-rooms and most message boards 'dodgy', because people can make up new identities and change their names as they please. I prefer consistency.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.207.236
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/01/2003 11:47:55 PM
That's a very interesting comment and one that ties in very well with my ideas surrounding how social networks are handled in games versus how they're handled in more discussion-based fora. Thanks for that...
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AUTHOR: taj
EMAIL: tajmahal@fneh.net
IP: 131.111.8.103
URL: http://tajmahal.fneh.net
DATE: 05/01/2003 11:59:41 PM
The MUD I played on for a while allowed "prefixes", eg, a character called Fleet, who had acheived the level of Necromancer, was displayed as "Fleet the funky Necromancer", "funky" being her prefix. This MUD, though, did not allow players to define their own prefixes; they had to choose them, and then a wizard (admin) would apply it if they thought it suitable. Thing is; players had to promise to stay in character. If they were "sneaky", they should play sneaky, and use the ACT functions to act sneaky. So a degree of in-characterness was required BY the prefix, and at the same time character was provided by the prefix. Bit of give and take. Prefixes were also fixed, not flexible, but I liked the idea that you had to live up to what you'd chosen rather than chopping and changing as some of us do on Barbelith. (Incidentally, Fleet also had a suffix; when in a room with hir, the line "Fleet the funky necromancer is here, with a huge afro" would bne displayed. She remained in character rather well.)
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 05/02/2003 02:36:35 PM
On the whole, I hate it when people can change their names to something completely different without reference to the original. I too like at least a modicum of consistency...or at least some natural form of evolution. I have found that people usually like to shorten their names/screennames as others do it for them. I'm actually really bad at condensing peoples names to just one or two characters. In fact my own screenname 's3d' originally came from a chat room avatar I chose randomly one day called 'sea dreamer'. The '3' appeared for a forum that didn't allow for spacing and then I ended up condensing my own name anyway. It comes with its many drawbacks though, as I frequently get approached by gamers and 'l33t' who insist on talking gibberish at me. For the record, my name is Sam, I have a life (if only a very small life) and I do not communicate with the mothership more than once a week...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Writing a Hydra Conference Template...
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<p>During the second-to-last presentation I attended at ETCon, I decided it was about time to try and drag the format of the collective annotations into some kind of order. There's a certain amount of pleasure lost by overly structuring these things, but it was beginning to become clear that some people had such different levels of collaborative expertise that having a workable template to start off with might actually be a tremendously useful first step. I think I would expect any group of people who used Hydra regularly to swiftly find their own best model of working. But in the meantime: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/Hydra_Conference_Template.txt">Hydra_Conference_Template.txt</a></p>
<p>Anyway - I thought I'd go through some of the basic decisions I made in producing this first draft. If people want to take it stage further and work to adapt it more or push it in a different direction, then they should feel free to do so...</p>
<ul>
<li> The template is seventy characters wide, which should mean that it can be easily copied and pasted into an e-mail without wrapping (and may even survive being indented if that e-mail is forwarded);
<li> All headings / headlines are in upper-case, because that's the least likely format for all subsequent text to be formatted in. That means they should be easy to visually navigate;
<li> All 'variables' (ie. placeholders for information that will be added during the proceedings) are spaced with and surrounded by underscores. This makes it clear that they are a distinct kind of content, but more importantly means that a simple double-click in Hydra will select the whole variable allowing it to be replaced quickly;
<li> Instructions / tool-tips on how to use the template are surrounded by curly brackets again to distinguish them from characters that people are actually likely to utilise in the course of their annotations;
<li> All sections that could contain content with variable line-lengths have some initial space provided. This is for two main reasons - (1) so that people don't have to start each annotation process by creating space which is time-consuming and can result in people over-writing one another in very busy sessions and (2) to make it clear immediately where user-generated content is supposed to be positioned;
<li> The distinction between real-time notes and references is quite arbitrary, except that it allows individuals to take on different roles through a presentation - one can decide to create an outline, others can annotate that outline, and one final one can decide merely to note down all references, or find articles online that support or refute the case being made on stage;
<li> There are two sections for putting information about yourself on the template. The first is for contributors and asks that people put in substantial information about themselves (they deserve to be contactable and the information they provide here can act as a kind of authority eg. "Oh it's someone from Google commenting on this presentation about search engines- it's probably worth reading...")
<li> The second information section is the e-mail bounce-back. This is so that once the presentation is over and all the annotations have been completed, the owner of the Hydra document can easily send the paper to anyone who's demonstrated interest. This is different from contributors for these reasons:
<ul>
<li> Someone may be merely a spectator and not a contributor (this is not uncommon - people can get multiple information streams concurrently and there's value in getting a commentary, even if you don't decide to add your own input);
<li> Someone may wish to add the names of other interested parties who were not party to the initial process;
<li> While it's important to get information about contributors, actually <b>having</b> a whole range of information can present some trouble. Imagine trying to send out the document to all the participants and finding that to do so you had to cut and paste each e-mail address individually. If there are twenty contributors, this would become tedious quite quickly. But if there is a separate field where e-mail addresses are just inserted serially with commas in-between, then the whole list can just be cut-and-pasted into a TO: field and the document sent off immediately. Much neater... Much less annoying...
</ul>
<li> The copyright notice is more of a placeholder than a formal declaration, but since it becomes impossible after the document has been closed in Hydra to see who wrote what, it seems impossible to actually enforce anyone who insists that hey wrote one particular part of the document. Someone more legally minded should probably look at that stuff. A Creative Commons license - in this case - would probably be a pretty good thing to apply here...
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<p>I'd be interested to hear the thoughts of anyone who has actively used this template in a conference situation. It's simple, but I think it's clear and hopefully some other people will find some utility in it...</p>
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TITLE: Hydra Template Released and Explained
URL: http://www.kittyjoyce.com/eric/log/archive/000564.html
IP: 66.33.197.13
BLOG NAME: ...pickhits...
DATE: 05/02/2003 12:59:03 PM
Tom Coates has posted an exegesis and copy of the collaborative notetaking template he came up with during ETCon. As
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TITLE: Hydra - not a programmers' editor after all
URL: http://www.mobileentropy.com/archives/000251.html
IP: 82.35.40.2
BLOG NAME: Mobile Entropy
DATE: 05/09/2003 10:33:52 AM
Jack Schofield notes Hyrda's prevelance at ETCON (and iSociety comments too). It's interesting to see how quickly people stopped thinking of Hydra as a way to edit code (I've tried using it for PHP but it's a bit slow on my ageing G4) and starting to u...
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TITLE: London from the air...
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<p>When flying back over London, <A href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a> took this picture with my camera... At the bottom, the Millennium Dome. Towards the top-right, Canary Wharf...</p>
<p><img alt="London-from-the-air.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/London-from-the-air.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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TITLE: Photo of East London
URL: http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/archives/006415.php
IP: 66.246.77.12
BLOG NAME: mad musings of me
DATE: 05/02/2003 07:54:59 AM
Tom has published a picture of London from the air.... I'm impressed
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URL: http://WWW.ablogslife.com/archives/000571.html
IP: 212.187.157.242
BLOG NAME: A Blog's Life
DATE: 05/02/2003 08:42:19 AM
Seeing Tom's aerial picture of London reminded me I'd taken one too when coming back from Japan last year.
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IP: 217.10.129.148
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DATE: 05/02/2003 10:07:00 AM
London from the air
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TITLE: Just look away...
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<p>This post isn't meant for you people. Just go on - sod off. It's important that I have some kind of record of this stuff for the years ahead when I'm all old and insane and bitter and... Hmm... Sounds an awful lot like now, actually...</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.barbelith.com">Barbelith</a> mentioned on NTK not once but <i>twice</i> (although admittedly the second one was to try and explain to people what the crap it is), and plasticbag.org referenced in between them... Note - <i>none</i> of these posts are actually about me at all, but still - it's nice, right?
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.ntk.net/2003/04/04/">UpMyStreet houses guy behind Barbelith</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.ntk.net/2003/04/25/">Retro-back link to my ETCon coverage</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.ntk.net/2003/05/02/">So, it's a zine, right?</a></ul>
<li> Rusty from <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org">kuro5hin</a> turned me <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2003/5/2/859/66284/1#1">into a fucking sig</a>! That's so cool. I met Rusty at ETCon. He kind of rocked. Hard.
<li> There are loads of pictures from ETCon online, most of which don't have me in them (thank God) but some of which do. The photos I like most of the whole event are:
<ul>
<li> From Matt Haughey: <a href="http://photos.metafilter.com/index.cfm/series/67/start/21" title="Fox. Stone Fox. I'll say no more.">Stewart Butterfield at the Flash Keynote</a> & <a href="http://photos.metafilter.com/index.cfm/series/67/start/22">Jones, Powerpoint Monster</a>;
<li> From Glenn Fleischmann: <a href="http://pix.glennf.com/trips/etcon03/etcon_gallery3/">Loads of pictures</a>;
<li> From Cory "Can't Take A Flattering Picture" Doctorow: <a href="http://www.craphound.com/images/etcon2003pix/Page1.html">General Pictures Plus Emerging Man</a> (I'm the fat spud staring into space); Actually I take that back - this is a good picture of <a href="http://www.craphound.com/images/etcon2003pix/etcon2003pix-Pages/Image56.html" title="Quite apart from his obvious charms, Richard is also a kick-ass ninja-geek;">Richard Soderbergh</a> of weblog: <a href="http://www.crystalflame.net/">Crystalflame.net</a>;
<li> From Doc "Hot for Jones" Searls: <a href="http://colo1.searls.com/doc/etcon2003/index2.html">Emerging Welshman</a>;
</ul>
<li> For the full range of hot coverage the you have to go to the source:<a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/et2003/">The O'Reilly Network's ETCon 2003 page</a>;
</ul>
<p>I'm going to end with two appeals - could anyone who's out there who got pictures of ETCon stick a link to them in the comments (below) and while we're at it - there's been talk about how many women were at the event. It's a legitimate question, but I'd be equally interested to know how many gay men and women were there... If you want to make yourself known, there's a whole lotta comments facility just begging to be used...</p>
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: blog@deaddodo.com
IP: 81.86.73.87
URL: http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/
DATE: 05/03/2003 03:16:49 PM
my raw photos of the event (yes, i know I have a redeye/brightness problem):
http://www.undergroundlondon.com/photo/etcon2003/etcon2003.html
some of which feature aforementioned Coates and the rest of the London cabal.
And yes, I am most definitely gay.
c.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.158.108
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/03/2003 07:06:08 PM
Here are some getting-to-ETCon pictures by one of my travelling companions, <a href="http://photos.unfortu.net/show_collection.php?id=20080">Mr James Cronin</a>.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 05/06/2003 12:54:32 PM
I took a <a href="http://www.gyford.com/phil/photos/2003/04/etcon/">handful of photos</a>.
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TITLE: Andrew Orlowski is a weblogger...
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<p>So a few days ago <a href="http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/index.asp">William Gibson</a> announced that he was giving up weblogging (at least for the moment) because he had a book to write. Wired <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58607,00.html">talked to him</a> about it:</p>
<blockquote>Gibson began his weblog this year in early January. He has posted entries on an almost daily basis, barring sporadic periods when he has been on a reading tour for his latest novel, Pattern Recognition. Gibson is currently winding up the book tour in Ireland and Britain. Once it is over, he'll end the weblog, he says. "I have to go do whatever it is I do, to find the next novel," he said. "Writing novels is pretty solitary, and blogging is very social." Fans have flocked to the relatively reclusive author's site for insights into his novels and for his crisp observations on a plethora of topics. </blockquote>
<p>So to summarise - he enjoys weblogging, finds it useful and interesting, enjoys the contact with his readers, who also enjoy reading his site where he makes 'crisp observations on a plethora of topics'.</p>
<p>Noted Register troll Andrew Orlowski had a rather different take on the whole thing, however. While lauding Gibson's skill as a writer to hyperbolic levels, he decided to give his opinion about his second-favourite author's decision:</p>
<blockquote>Gibson told Lillington that the daily confessional might ruin his creative process. He's quite right to think so. He's an artist, which means he collects and refines ideas over time, and has a gift for organizing his language to maximal effect. Put another way, he chooses his words carefully, and he chooses the contexts in which they will have most impact. (Optimizing compiler writers will understand what we mean - blabbing webloggers probably won't).</blockquote>
<p>Now obviously I don't have any interest in pointing out that Gibson specifically talks about starting up his weblog again after writing the book, and that he's found substantial value in it. There's no point in debating the finer points of journalism here, because Andrew's piece actually <i>has no journalism in it</i> at all. At best he writes <i>Opinion editorials</i> - writing that drips with his own personal (and I believe ill-thought-through) opinions and vengeful grumpiness towards the weirdly elitist, powerful, Google-manipulating (and yet trivial, impotent and babbling) cabals of weblogging culture.</p>
<p>Intriguingly this leaves me looking at his piece with a newfound insight - because it seems to me that the natural home of personal opinion of this kind on the internet would seem to be the weblog rather than an online magazine. In fact, if you look at it closely, it's difficult to work out if anything really <i>is</i> different between the stuff that Andrew writes on the Register and the stuff that I write on plasticbag.org. When you come right down to it, what is the difference between the way Andrew presents his opinions and the opinions of the tens of thousands of webloggers around the net?</p>
<p>I can only see three significant differences. Firstly, Andrew's weblog is published on <a href="http://www.theregister.com">TheRegister.com</a> - which purports to be a 'serious' publisher. Secondly, he probably gets paid for it. And finally, most webloggers I know are rather better at spelling and grammar than he is.</p>
<p>In fact - rather than just declare Andrew a weblogger, I think we should go further. Andrew's writing style, hawkish vocabulary, obsession with his own interpretation of events and unwillingness to listen to opposing viewpoints seem to me almost totally comparable a very specific subset of weblogging. It's terrifyingly similar to the rabid opinion-mongering seen in warblogging's least salubrious ghettoes (the subset of that noble faction that continually puts ideology before evidence and force of argument ahead of plausibility or logical debate). In fact, let me make this totally clear - not only is Andrew Orlowski a weblogger in all but name, he's also <b>not a very good one</b>...</p>
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AUTHOR: Buzz Andersen
EMAIL: buzz@scifihifi.com
IP: 12.252.202.45
URL: http://www.scifihifi.com
DATE: 05/03/2003 09:57:17 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much the same thought I had upon reading Orlowski's Gibson article. What separates The Register from most weblogs is almost purely an issue of presentation--put it in a reverse chronological stream instead of a newspaper-style format and I don't think it would be out of place on anyone's blogroll.
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AUTHOR: Mad William Flint
EMAIL: mpwilson@earthlink.net
IP: 63.13.131.4
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0108194/
DATE: 05/04/2003 06:49:51 AM
Very well said.
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AUTHOR: Erik J. Barzeski
EMAIL: erik@barzeski.com
IP: 68.64.90.87
URL: http://nslog.com/
DATE: 05/04/2003 02:03:58 PM
And yet you continue to talk about him, quote him, link to him. Sensationalists live by creating sensation, but they need readers to do so. You're playing right into his plan. I never read Orlowski articles.That's far more harmful to him than blabbing about him. Search my site for Orlowski (http://nslog.com/orlowski) and you find nyet. Orlowski is just following in John Dvorak's steps. No news there.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.142
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/04/2003 02:18:22 PM
I think there is a difference here. If he was a weblogger, I wouldn't be bothering - but there's this perception that he's a sensible and intelligent journalist commenting on the world around him - which he patently isn't! I think it's important that his complete lack of credibility is exposed, and if I had the time to compile a list of all the articles he's produced recently with refutations and comments from the people he's talked about I would. It's irresponsible journalism at best...
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AUTHOR: rusty
EMAIL: rusty@kuro5hin.org
IP: 24.198.180.85
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DATE: 05/04/2003 03:54:15 PM
I know Andrew pretty well. We had him over for Thanksgiving dinner when I lived in SF. So I'm kind of in the middle of the whole thing. What's strangest about all this controversy is that I think all the bloggers I know would get along like gangbusters with Andrew O., and vice versa, if everyone sat down and had a beer or four. He's a smart guy and (normally) a very good reporter, though I'm kind of puzzled by the latest crusade. I feel like I know generally what he's trying to say, but I don't think he's doing a very good job of getting it across.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.65.140
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 05/04/2003 04:39:28 PM
I wrote this <a href="http://www.way.nu/archives/000614.html">elsewhere</a> a while ago: "Having read Orlowski's various blog-related articles in recent times I get the impression that he thinks a lot of bloggers are self-important no-nothing assholes. And to be honest, he has a point.
The only problem is that he tends to make this point by being a self-important no-nothing asshole, writing opinion piece posts that would look great in a blog but which are mistakenly represented as 'news reports'. Slightly ironic, that."
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AUTHOR: gummi
EMAIL: gummi@meettheg.com
IP: 82.65.112.199
URL: http://meettheg.com
DATE: 05/04/2003 04:47:27 PM
I don't think Orlowski is a troll for his opinion. I have noticed his articles becoming more and more like a weblog post, with obligatory links to books/movies or music he recommends. A subtle joke?
His tirades on Google, Bloggin' and the new Apple music service are in the best traditions of a 'soothsayer'. A little criticism now and then might be a good corrective.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.142
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/04/2003 05:39:47 PM
I'm far from convinced that it's a joke - subtle or otherwise. And I should make it clear that I have no interest in defending the worst excesses of webloggia either. There are a fair number of extremely high profile people that I think have a tendency towards irresponsible and self-inflating behaviour. I'm sure I'm not perfect in that regard either. I just think quite a lot of Andrew's latest stuff has borne such a negligble resemblence to reality, seems so knocked-off, badly researched and generally just <i>wrong</i> that I think it's ironic - terrible, even - that he can call himself a journalist. I'm sure he's a lovely chap - I've had a few pieces of correspondence with him in which he's been nothing but friendly and civil - he even wanted to meet up with me while I was in the States. But his work is anything <i>but</i> friendly and civil - in fact it seems good for nothing but bile! <a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/cs/user/view/wlg/3100">And I'm not the only one who thinks so</a>
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AUTHOR: gummi
EMAIL: gummi@meettheg.com
IP: 82.65.112.199
URL: http://meettheg.com
DATE: 05/04/2003 06:27:44 PM
The O'Reilly post is understandable, Orlowski's 'Scientology" comment was a bit below the belt. but I don't see where the argument is going. If it were possible to engage Orlowski in a debate you might get somewhere, mudslinging is not going to help. Well, maybe a little. I don't want to appear cheeky, if someone can point out where his facts are badly researched that would be great, or is it just common knowledge and pervasive in the ether.
Aside from that, most of his work is loaded with opinion and I get the impression that the 'Googlewashed' incident triggered something which he should run with. It might be horrid reading, for some, but I think he's going somewhere with these tirades and I'm sure he (and the readers) have no clue where it is. It might be fun when he gets there.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.65.140
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 05/04/2003 07:06:57 PM
I'm inclined to agree with <strong>gummi</strong>; Orlowski could be going somewhere with this stuff. I enjoy reading his articles - even when they're exceptionally wide of the mark they have all the morbid curiousity of a journalistic train wreck. And from what more informed people say, I think it's very likely that Orlowski affects a deliberately controversial persona when he writes the more inflammatory stuff. But the fact remains - <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk">El Reg</a> should be marketing the guy as a columnist rather than a news reporter. Suggested title: <strong>The OrlowBlog</strong>. Or <strong>The 'SkiBlog</strong>. In homage to that godawful BBC <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2992587.stm">BillBlog</a> thing.
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AUTHOR: xian
EMAIL: fleagle@x-pollen.com
IP: 64.160.52.224
URL: http://x-pollen.com
DATE: 05/05/2003 03:27:08 AM
back to Gibson, I was tremendously sympathetic to Wm's plan to stop blogging when finding his next novel, and I sometimes wonder whether blogging is helping or hurting with my own longer form fiction-and-other-kinds-of-writing efforts. Someone more clever than I might contrast Gibson's concerns with Doctorow's oft-stated ideas that blogging helps him develop his novels. Since Cory is co-writing a sci-fi short story in public, using MT, at this time, it's clear that he is a kind of writer who does not fear the old strangling the baby in the crib thingie. I may be more old-school in that regard myself, seeing my new ideas (about fiction, mainly) as fragile and in need of privacy during their formative years / weeks / hours.
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AUTHOR: Moof
EMAIL: me@moof.org.uk
IP: 80.58.41.107
URL: http://moof.org.uk/
DATE: 05/05/2003 02:15:50 PM
I can just see it now, last year we had Dave Green versus weblogdom in Xcom. I think it would be excellent to get a few webloggers, some google hackers, and Orlowski on the same table for another Xcom-style discussion...
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BLOG NAME: The Dead Parrot Society
DATE: 06/09/2003 06:58:25 PM
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I guess that if Andrew Orlowski continues his compulsive, almost monomaniac (he sometimes writes about useful stuff) bashing of weblogs,...
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<p>Shaving your facial hair is, as they say, for girls... And before you start - I do <i>not</i> look like a tramp, and I'm <i>trying</i> to get more sleep...</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/39/30360.html">Deep inside Apple's piles</a><br />
The metaphor of piles of documents (that Apple are supposedly integrating into the next version of OSX) seems to me to be one that would work really well in a weblog context as well - loose aggregated groups of posts that don't really constitute ongoing categories but which have similar associations...
<li> <a href="http://www.acquisitionx.com/">Acquisition X</a><br />
Now we have the Apple Music Store we probably won't need file-sharing applications any more. Which is a shame, because <i>Acquisition X</i> is far superior to Limewire as a Gnutella client;
<li> <a href="http://tesugen.com/2003/05/02.html#socialitunes">Tesugen on iTunes</a><br />
"I have shared smart playlists such as Songs Played Today, Best Songs Played Today, and also a dumb playlist into which I drag songs that I like at the moment. (Of course, I've also shared my default smart playlist, which plays songs randomly selected from all that are rated 2?5, and that haven't been played in the last 4 weeks.) Witness iTunes becoming social software?" I'm not convinced myself;
<li> <a href="http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,448048,00.html">Time magazine talks to Steve</a><br />
And Steve says, "This is really hard. Over the last several years we've created an infrastructure to pump oceans of bits out in the world for movie trailers and stuff, and that's tens of millions of dollars for server farms and networking farms ? it's huge ? and we've already got that in place. And to have millions of transactions, and to get our online store all tied into SAP and have the auditors bless it, that's tens of millions of dollars..." [<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,58684,00.html">Is $1 too much for a track?</a>]
<li> <a href="http://rentzsch.com/notes/creditCardMicropayments">Credit Card Micropayments</a><br />
A <i>really</i> interesting article on how Apple may have made micropayments economically viable... "So Apple's new music store sells songs for 99� per track. That sounds suspiciously like a micropayment (or at least a "minipayment") system to me. Somehow, Apple is pulling it off using the traditional credit card system. Everyone knows your profit margin is eaten alive in transaction fees for multiple small credit card purchases. So how is Apple doing it? I think I know."
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DATE: 05/05/2003 08:58:32 PM
Apple's new music store (which isn't selling to customers whose credit cards show a non-US address, unfortunately) is charging just US$0.99 per track. As anyone who's followed the long story of the quest for a viable micropayments system knows, credit ...
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<p>My browsers (both Camino and Safari) are now totally drunk on information. They're so full of tabs and bookmark-bar stored links that they're sluggish and clumsy and unresponsive. So in an attempt to help them back to a semblence of normality, I'm going to stick two metaphorical fingers down their collective throats and help them vomit up their linky goodness all over the blogosphere in the form of a massive blast of microcontent votage:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com/archives/004613.html">Ben's Brain on Blog</a><br />
One of the best experiences of ETCon for me was actually getting to know Mr Hammersley a bit. I had tremendously good fun arsing around with him in arch-English accents in the middle of the Westin hotel while Webb looked on indulgently. While we were out there he told us about these places you could go and pay $1000 for a full body scan. And now he's gone and done it for the Guardian. I'm looking forward to reading about that...
<li> <a href="http://www.laks.com/english/i_memory.html">Awesome USBV spywatch</a><br />
It's probably the least comfortable piece of tech ever made (apart from some chastity belts that Webb kept talking about in San Francisco - but you can't put MP3s on them). Probably best to wait until tech like this is bluetooth-enabled. That would actually be pretty useful;
<li> <a href="http://usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?FeatureKarma">Meatball on Feature Karma</a><br />
I like the concept of "Feature Karma", which basically says that every time you add a feature you should simplify another one or even remove it. That way you keep a site or a software project clean and simple and user-intuitive. It's more use as a buzz-word or a piece of short-hand, though - since you'd have to find the optimum level of simplicity / utility first, otherwise you'd never have any functionality at all...
<li> <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,58682,00.html">Defining Spam</a><br />
Wired's coverage of the efforts to legislate against spam e-mail has been uniformly intelligent, apposite and good-natured. The most frustrating part of the debate is the obvious self-serving of some of the people concerned. Here's a bit of the article: <i>Wientzen argued that marketers should be able to contact consumers "at least once" by e-mail to ascertain whether the individual might be interested in receiving marketing messages. "How do you send solicited e-mails if there is no way to initially solicit interest?" he asked. The crowd responded with boos.</i> How profoundly stupid can you be? You can't encourage people to respond to those e-mails to help out the legitimate marketers if - in the process - it would get horribly abused by a thousand times as many illegitimate ones!
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<p>While we were in San Francisco, my <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb 2000</a> started to act up a bit. So I did what anyone else would have done, I went to the depot to see if I could get him fixed. Turns out there was very little wrong with him - he just needed a quick mental service. That's the problem with these high-powered models. You get tremendous speed out of them - great power - but the parts wear out so quickly. While I was there I checked out some of the other models available, but although there was no obvious difference between any of them, I found I'd grown rather attached to mine. So I just got him some coolant, and we went back to work...</p>
<p><img alt="many_robot_matts.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/many_robot_matts.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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Tom's Webb2000 has gone astray. Quite distressing, considering the high quality of workmanship that goes into such things.
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plasticbag: "So I did what anyone else would have done, I went to the
depot to see if I could get him fixed."
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<p>There's fragments of a paper in my head. I need to find ways of noting this stuff down that doesn't collide with my writing on this site. It goes back before Clay, to a place of darkness that is somewhere around the edges of some work I did in classics about a million years ago around constructivist and essentialist views of human nature and history (of which there is much written). Arts disciplines normally concentrate on that which makes the past a different place - alien and weird. Science concentrates on what is permanent and unyielding. The questions are always relational - is science skeletal to humanities meat (or meat to skin maybe)? Are the bones of science demonstrated to be brittle by philosophical poststructuralist critiques? Or are the relativisms of cultural studies shed like the masquerading shell of a scientific Terminator?</p>
<p>So this is the point where I talk about Freud and my interest in models of the mind at that abstracted level - that it's maybe 'unscientific', but it's still essentialising (just at a different level). I delivered a paper on <a href="http://www.apaclassics.org/AnnualMeeting/96program.html">anachronism and identification in Aristotle and Freud</a> a million years ago at a conference in New York. I can't remember what I said - and I finished it on sheets of hotel stationary while inhaling the minibar, so I'll probably never find a useful copy of it anywhere either... Maybe there's stuff that's permanent - maybe we just accept that. I believed that then and I think I believe it now... Interesting, but not obvious questions these - whatever you may wish to believe...</p>
<p>So Steven Pinker's on TV and he's talking about the perfectibility of man and that sense of a "Blank Slate" that he writes about in his latest book of the same name. And he's talking about stuff I already knew, but I don't know where from - the association of the political left with ideologies that deny human nature as something fixed and permanent (which explains to me the resistance that feminism always had to Freud and reminds me of an incredibly brief and nerve-wracking conversation that I had with Alan Sinfield [<a href="http://www.sussex.ac.uk/english/profile2439.html">profile</a>] back when I was an intellectual before I became an artisan<!-- and if you're not picking up the self-satirisation there then you probably need a lie down and a bit of a break -->). He said that Freud was "bad for gay people". Same thing. Is essentialising philosophy bad for the left? Anyway - and Pinker is also talking about the right's acceptance of natural humanity - that the right operates on assumptions that society works around and in concert with fundamental humanity (greed, acquisition, ambition, competition) while the left abstracts out - tries to find ways to make the world more fair by denying or suggesting we change human nature... [cf <a href="http://www.jesus.cam.ac.uk/contacts/mitchelljcw.html">Juliet Mitchell's earlier work</a>]. That this ideology of human perfectibility can be considered to lie behind China's revolution and communist ideology (for example) which considered people malleable enough to be transformed into good non-competitive, collaborative citizens.</p>
<p>And anyway - so I'm back to thinking about Clay again and how much my personal ideologies of community development and the value of social software coincide with his, but that <i>at the same time</i> the statements that he made at ETCon (that I missed, but which were extensions of comments that I've heard him say before) are <i>not obvious</i> - "groups act against their own interests" is a statement that needs contextualising. And that although we may feel comfortable asserting it, the ways in which studies of this kind are phrased and the fact that they are based on statements of limited cultural or historical difference between individuals - of an essentialised abstracted almost timeless humanity - might be correct, but are also implicated in much larger battles about the nature of identity and what it means to be human, and what is permanent and what can change. That <b>difference between human groups is obvious and pronounced in many areas of hierarchy and interaction - as obvious as the similarities</b> and that <b>the line between what is human nature and what is acculturation or interpolation/relationships with language is not and may never be entirely clear</b>. Which is not to say that it's not appropriate to use research of this kind as the basis for social software work - simply that the very principle that we balance out inbuilt human limitations with prostheses and band aids (this is very much core to one of the senses of social software that I'm most comfortable with) is potentially wrapped up in a much larger and scarier and less morally or politically obvious debate than we tend to acknowledge...</p>
<p>This may make no sense to people who aren't me. It's messy enough to be only vaguely useful for me - gestural vocabularies, messy arguments and references are all I can offer... But maybe it'll help me feel less uncomfortable with some of the collisions between my current and previous occupations...</p>
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AUTHOR: Brendyn
EMAIL: bwa5099@it.rit.edu
IP: 129.21.41.181
URL: http://www.rit.edu/~bwa5099/blog/
DATE: 05/08/2003 01:25:51 AM
Thanks for providing a high quality blog, Tom. I've been looking at it for a couple weeks and it's awesome, both design wise and linguistically. Thanks for providing it and making it available to read.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.118.72
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 01:51:29 AM
Also wanted to add that when I talk about people asserting "groups act against their own interests" I'm not suggesting that Clay is stating something without references or without evidence - just that research into behaviour patterns like this and disciplines like behavioural psychology are based on the very principle that human nature is essentially unchanging within and across communities...
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AUTHOR: Stewart Butterfield
EMAIL: stewart@sylloge.com
IP: 209.139.192.30
URL: http://sylloge.com/personal/
DATE: 05/08/2003 02:51:03 AM
Great point about the prostheses leading into big debates. If I recall correctly, there was a section in *Civilization and its Discontents* (bringing it back to Freud) about machines as prostheses, but I hadn't really thought about social computing applications (sorry!) as social prosthetics. I will ruminate on this and the relation to moral and political issues (though I suspect that <a href="http://www.purselipsquarejaw.org">Anne Galloway</a> has already worked all this out ;)
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AUTHOR: Chrislunch
EMAIL: chris@feeshes.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 63.137.144.2
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DATE: 05/08/2003 09:17:25 AM
Ooh - I wrote my master's thesis at Sussex Uni on Freud, Civilisation and its Discontents, and online identity.
The bit of the essay you're looking for, Stewart, is where Freud ruminates on how technology distances and yet reunites us with our family, and ourselves. The quote is something about how it's a marvel of technology that his daughter could phone him when she's gone on a long journey (but boat or car) to say she's arrived safely, but that it's a tragedy of technology that modern transport can put so much distance between them.
Avital Ronell does this best - using this exact chunk of Freud - in her excellent a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0803289383/qid%3D1000035343/sr%3D2-3/104-7557750-5996744">The Telephone Book. She goes on to suggest we play a kind of <i>fort-da</i> game with ourselves on the telephone, and that when we hear the echo of our own voice on the end of a long-distance call, we experience this sense of a subjectivity somehow out their in the technology itself - an other that exists outside of ourselves.
In my thesis I picked up on this and, by mixing it with the usual Deleuze & Guattari theory, the usual post-structural stuff and the then emerging cyberculture stuff, and with heavy reference to Gary Allen Fine's <a href="http://www.press.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/hfs.cgi/00/679.ctl">Shared Fantasy</a> to look at how individual and social identities in online worlds were created, managed and shared.
Man, it's almost Proustian to have this blog entry trigger all that long-dead thinking . . .
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AUTHOR: Anne
EMAIL: anne@purselipsquarejaw.org
IP: 64.230.104.46
URL: http://www.purselipsquarejaw.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 09:03:10 PM
Thanks Stewart - you make me sound like such a keener ;) Actually, I think Tom's hit the nail on the head with his comment: "the very principle that we balance out inbuilt human limitations with protheses and band aids ... is potentially wrapped up in a much larger and scarier and less morally or politically obvious debate that we tend to acknowledge." Yes!! And I think we need to spend a bit more time trying to figure out the implications of certain models of social computing ... And Chrislunch - The Telephone Book is brilliant! It's so nice to see it mentioned in these discussions ;) Cheers.
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<p>A while ago I wrote about a potential definition of social software based around <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/12/on_the_augmentation_of_human_social_networking_abilities.shtml">Englebart's theories of augmentation</A>. Shortly before I went to ETCon I was talking about related issues with Will Davies of the <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/">iSociety</a> and included (in my comments) a revised version of that definition, which I have since revised still further. So then, this is my current rough working definition of what it is I'm talking about when I'm talking about social software.</p>
<blockquote>Social software is a particular sub-class of software-prosthesis that concerns itself with the augmentation of human social and / or collaborative abilities through structured mediation (this mediation may be distributed or centalised, top-down or bottom-up/emergent). Social software augments these abilities by:
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<li> Removing the real-world limitations placed on social and / or collaborative behaviour by factors such as language, geography, background, financial status, etc;<br />
[This can also be seen as the basic aspiration of first-generation online discussion software as well as the gist of the world-changing hyperbolae of the press during the dot com years]</li>
<li> Compensating for human inadequacies in processing, maintaining or developing social and / or collaborative mechanisms - in terms of information overload, generating appropriate filtering mechanisms, building in solutions to compensate for reptile-brain activity, developing structures that are immune to blame-culture, recrimination etc. This in particular can be seen as the replacement of the inherent limitations of geography (1 above) with mechanisms that generate parallel senses of 'similar, different', 'near, far' etc. This also includes feedback loops and the like;<br />
[Some of the more interesting work that people have been talking about already sits in this area - particularly Clay's work on groups when he's quoting Bion.]</li>
<li> Creating environments or distributed tool-sets that pull useful end results out of human social and / or collaborative behaviour - for example, generating software that facilitates human creative processes in groups, structuring the process (or having the process emerge through apparently unrelated interactions) so as to have a distinct and productive end result;</li>
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<p>That's probably as close as I've got as of yet... Any thoughts?</p>
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AUTHOR: jen
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DATE: 05/08/2003 01:53:17 PM
Seen the article in the Grauniad today? (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,950918,00.html ">link</a>)
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AUTHOR: Howard Rheingold
EMAIL: hlr@well.com
IP: 12.236.148.30
URL: http://www.smartmobs.com
DATE: 05/08/2003 06:02:46 PM
Several people sent me pointers to this, so I thought I would offer a few resources for those who are inclined to look at the historical roots of this new phenomena. First, I applaud the reference to Engelbart, because the social aspects of computer augmentation was very much on his mind as early as the 1950s. I wrote about that in 1985 (<a href="http://www.rheingold.com/texts/tft/9.html">link</a>). At that time, and in many conversations since then, Engelbart stressed that his originally framework for augmentation included "humans, using language, artifacts, methodology, and training," although most emphasis by most people in the intervening decades has been on the visible part, the artifacts. In that sense, the emphasis on social software today is (or ought to be, in my opinion) a reminder that the real capabilities of augmentation lies not in the hardware or software but in the thinking and communication practices these tools enable. Of course, in 1993 -- hard to believe it was a decade ago, I wrote about the Well, BBSs, Usenet, Muds, IRC, etc. in <a href="http://www.rheingold.com/vc/book/">The Virtual Community</a>. So much verbiage has flowed around the notion of "community" in this context that it doesn't make a lot of sense to rehash it now. I would only note that when a particular group of people uses social software for long enough -- whether it is synchronous or asynchronous, deskbound or mobile, text or graphical -- they establish individual and group social relationships that are different in kind from the more fleeting relationships that emerge from task-oriented group formation. Although the enterprise of Electric Minds is long forgotten, I talked a lot about "the social web" in 1986-87. The original conversations are gone, but a snapshot of Electric Minds exists <a href="http://www.abbedon.com/electricminds/html/home.html">here</a>. http://www.abbedon.com/electricminds/html/home.html In 2001, I updated "The Virtual Community" with a new chapter that went into detail about the community debate and brought in the notion of social networks (<a href="http://www.rheingold.com/VirtualCommunity.html">here</a>) and three years ago, Lisa Kimball and I wrote about the advantages to enterprises of establishing Online Social Networks (<a href="http://www.rheingold.com/associates/onlinenetworks.html
">here</a>). And of course many others from the social sciences, political science, and the technology side have studied and written about the way people use computer-mediated communications in teams, group formation, and social networks. Certainly, we have much more to learn. And I applaud the reinvigoration of interest in a phenomena that popped up just as soon as people could send email to distribution lists (HUMAN-NETS was one of the oldest: <a href="http://gopher.quux.org:70/Archives/usenet-a-news/FA.human-nets">link</a>) I think the emerging field would do well to acknowledge and build on this earlier work. Something new is happening, truly, in terms of the kinds of software available, and the scale of use. But in many ways, this something new would not be happening if many people over many years had not coded, experimented, socialized, observed, and debated the social relationships and group formation enabled by computer-mediated and Internet-enabled communication media.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 212.111.42.130
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 06:17:47 PM
Definitely - from my perspective the concept of social software is either an extension of the work in online communities that has been done over the last several decades or an attempt to recontextualise that work in light of several intriguing leaps of some kinds of socialising software into the semi-mainstream. The field is looking more creative now than I think it has since the web achieved dominance in the early 1990s when the internet gradually came to be associated more with publishing than with interaction and social activity...
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AUTHOR: Rick Thomas
EMAIL: rickpb@evenview.com
IP: 66.32.83.99
URL: http://www.toggleworld.com/
DATE: 05/08/2003 06:29:22 PM
Augmentation is a tool analogy: we seek to increase our leverage, to channel our power. But social software should also refer to process interfaces that subsume the mere individual, like elections or the economy, or say, software that indexes our online presence and reports a (false) consensus while we remain passive. Social software might not remove any limitations on behaviour or compensate for human inadequacies, but only acknowledge or take advantage of them. I agree with your values for design goals, but if you want to harness emergent processes your definition should be neutral with regard to personal control and include the possibility that such processes may be blind. (Blind from the process point of view; to have unseen influences from ours.) This is important as the phenomenon grows: as we become "fully delegated" to processes we can't comprehend.
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AUTHOR: Howard Rheingold
EMAIL: hlr@well.com
IP: 12.236.148.30
URL: http://www.smartmobs.com
DATE: 05/08/2003 07:01:06 PM
The tool analogy that Rick points out is worth keeping in mind, because it does condition the way we think. Nardi and O'Day point out in their book, "Information Ecologies," that computer-mediated communication and other computer-aided activities are seen differently if they are regarded as a tool (one grasps tools and wields them) or a medium (one or many use a medium as a channel for social connection or information exchange) or an ecology (read what they say about it <a href="http://www.firstmonday.dk/issues/issue4_5/nardi_chapter4.html">here</a>. for more detail, but they briefly note: "We define an information ecology to be a system of people, practices, values, and technologies in a particular local environment. In information ecologies, the spotlight is not on technology, but on human activities that are served by technology.")
Engelbart's original goal was to find ways for humans to better solve the complex problems that our own civilization, knowledge, science, and technology have created for us. In 1950, he saw that these problems were growing more and more complex. So he saw computers and screens and voice media as part of an entire "ecology," although he didn't use that term (and of course it wasn't in common usage then) that would enable teams of people to work together more effectively. He didn't really talk about emergent effects, but his emphasis on "bootstrapping" came from his conviction that when people work with new symbol-manipulating media, it changes how they think and communicate, and their changed thinking and communication can, if properly supported, lead to improved media and practices. He's still talking about that necessity today (<a href="http://www.bootstrap.org">bootstrap.org</a>). In that regard, I think the emphasis in the social software movement today on affording emergent social phenomena is an important complement to the more engineering-design oriented approach of bootstrapping. The two approaches, ultimately, need to integrate.
BTW, I thought some more about my first post here, and blogged it <a href="http://www.smartmobs.com/archives/001023.html">here</a>.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anne
EMAIL: anne@purselipsquarejaw.org
IP: 64.230.104.46
URL: http://www.purselipsquarejaw.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 08:55:13 PM
Thanks Tom for the interesting post - and I did begin to <a>comment</a> on it this morning, but might add a few thoughts here after reading Rick's and Howard's comments.
Engelbart's idea of augmentation is indeed a tool or engineering analogy - but one that specifically advocated a functional systems approach to humanity in terms of increased efficiency and productivity. In this respect, not only was it meant to help us solve problems we had created for ourselves, it also naturalised the notion that efficiency and productivity are among the ultimate goals of civilisation. And clearly, that sort of thinking is historically and politically located within capitalism and industrialisation. (Arguably, Engelbart's own history of growing up during the Depression and later working within the military industrial complex greatly influenced his models for computing.)
I think we need to be very careful about assuming that technology (objects-in-themselves) can "remove limitations" or "compensate for human inadequacies" - here is where Nardi and O'Day's ecological metaphor becomes more useful as it repositions technology within broader socio-cultural spheres of interaction - since some of these limitations and inadequacies can just as easily be advantages and strengths.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jon Lebkowsky
EMAIL: jonl@weblogsky.com
IP: 63.246.164.194
URL: http://www.weblogsky.com
DATE: 05/08/2003 10:08:29 PM
I agree with your practical analysis, Anne, and I think we should be careful not to create unrealistic expectations for social technologies.
What has changed - I think via the evolution of the weblog - is the sense that conversations were encapsulated by technology (<i>inside</i> forums, chat rooms, etc.). We're beginning to build technologies that <i>expose</i> conversations. We're evolving a more <i>public</i> social ecology.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.118.72
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/08/2003 10:13:26 PM
Anne - I think you're right of course, but at the same time one of the wonders of the current spate of thinking around this area is that there are a wide variety of different collaborative models emerging at the moment - there's some really fertile thinking happening. And I think that - at least at the broad-strokes levels that we're operating with at the moment - the utility or otherwise of various human attributes that we consider inadequacies at present will emerge in this space of play... Broadening our sense of the implications of our models is enough for me (if only because I'm not sure that any of us get to decide which technologies will manifest or leap into the mainstream).
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Lance Rose
EMAIL: elrose@well.com
IP: 165.247.28.165
URL:
DATE: 05/09/2003 02:37:52 AM
This "social software" business seems to be one of those ill-understood hodgepodges that mean anything that the speakers variously want it to mean. For instance:<br />
- a continuation of the BBS cultures chronicled in Boardwatch magazine last decade before it became an ISP trade rag. Except note that those cultures were not driven only by discussion board s/w design, but also by conection and networking regimes, connection speeds, "local dial-up" geometries, etc., etc. "Software" per se, as computer code, played only a part in this, and was not determinative of things overall.<br />
This was a "social, network-and-computer-mediated environment", not a "social-software mediated environment." No one designed around all the non-software elements via software only. It just didn't work that way then, and can it really work that way now?<br />
- I don't generally participate in discussions here. I note a rather chilling feeling of "software" as some kind of intentionally designed add-on to the human mind, and a lot of grandiose notions of manipulating dynamics of groups of human beings. <br />
Why not do things more simply? e.g., If there is some problem with holding three way conversations in standard linear form, (as opposed to the possibility of some sort of "trialectical" form), AND if people are fascinated by the possibility of being able to hold such conversations in more entertaining ways, then just design discussion software to support that functionality, and let the rest of it develop (I hate this word, but will use it anyway) "organically", in a continuous-feedback development process.<br />
It's the difference between "possibility-opening" design, and "possibility-determinative" design. The former is like life itself. The latter is the same old humanoid hubris, as if living beings could be encapsulated in small bubbles of ideas.<br />
- Why aren't traditional architects at the forefront of this field? They're the ones who have studied this topic to death. Or, if you want to say this is really about technology and media effects, then where are those working in the tradition of McLuhan?<br />
- How about bringing the work of Henri LeFebvre into this discussion? I haven't read "The Production of Space", but it's theme - architecture as a reflection, and implementation, of the structure of society - would seem to be on point. His last work, "Elements of Rhythmanalysis" brings his approach to rhythm as reflector and determinant of society, and should be available in English next year.<br />
- This grandiose vision of designable "social software", without benefit of being fit into the larger historical and world patterns that (believe it or not) engulf "the computer phenomenon", runs the risk of being so conceptually tunnelvisionized that it could easily result - quite apart from whatever the narrow "intention" might have been - in all kinds of new constrictive human control regimes.<br />
- Last note: I saw a comment of "productivity" and "efficiency" as primary goals. Huh? Efficiency at doing what? Nature does not even work that way. Those of God's creatures/species that survive in any given environment (yay, I connected with the "ecology" theme) are not necessarily optimized in terms of the aspects of efficiency and productivity of their bodily operations. Those aspects work "well enough for survival", but not necessarily one whit, jot or tittle better.<br />
With better energy sources/distribution (i.e., what if cold fusion worked, etc.), I doubt any of us would be heard uttering "productivity and efficiency", except for the artists . "Productivity and efficiency" are not goals, they are never more than a measure of constraints.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Lance Rose
EMAIL: elrose@well.com
IP: 165.247.50.5
URL:
DATE: 05/09/2003 06:20:16 AM
Sorry about that double-post. When I posted, the site came back at me with some sort of "server error" page, which is what prompted me to post again. Is that "server error" response a normal feature/bug around here?
Anyway, let me repeat: the Architects are all over "social software" already. It's what they do every day.
The designs of public spaces shape the worlds of the people who move through them. Everyone builds internal models of these spaces, as a natural concomitant of the need to move through them without crashing into things too often. These rigorously constructed models then create the basis for shared perceptions in a shared social world.
These models of physical 4D spaces are models in software - the software of mind and language, at the practical level. Architects have worked this field forever and a day.
One reason I bring this up is that the work of architects as "social software" designers has been relatively benign over the centuries. Not absolutely benign, of course not - just today, in a book on Frida Kahlo, I noticed a comment, attributed to a mid-century Marxist, that Frank Lloyd Wright was "against the people" because his expansive, low-set building style spread people out over the land.
But compare this to the sort of "social software" being bandied about here, where the action of psychological cues on the minds of users hunched over their screens can be used to hit fairly deep neurological buttons, fairly directly. This is a highly determinative molding of the brain-computer interlock, locking us into tight perceptual loops. It reminds me of the 2nd X-Men movie that I just saw: we are each Professor Xavier, powerful of mind but nonetheless helplessly lost in delusion, because sitting right behind us in his own wheelchair is Jason Stryker, architect of the software environment within which Professor X is trapped.
All that said, back around '92 or so I was fascinated by the possibilities of differently shaped online discussion areas. And even, what it means for such things to have "shapes."
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.118.72
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/09/2003 09:56:04 AM
Lance - I don't think it's <i>at all</i> obvious that architects are doing the same job as a social software designer - unless you really are pushing the metaphors of 'social spaces'. That's not to say that they don't have an input here, but I can think of a variety of other kinds of designers that work with the interactions of more than one person simultaneously - politicians and game theorists for example. When we talk about efficiencies or inefficiencies - often we're talking about very specific cases where there is a clear goal. If a piece of software is designed to facilitate decision-making - say - then you can structure it to force steps along the way. This is no more arcane or ludicrous than having an election system to decide our political leaders or having an agenda for a meeting. I think we do ourselves a disservice if we conflate social software design with architecture while leaving out people working in HCI, CMC, group psychology, politics etc...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anne Galloway
EMAIL: anne@purselipsquarejaw.org
IP: 64.230.104.46
URL: http://www.purselipsquarejaw.org
DATE: 05/09/2003 02:12:14 PM
Jon - good points, thanks. And while I agree that a more <i>public</i> social ecology is emerging, it is a public like the Greek agora, a forum for only some members of society ... Also, without wanting to be too picky ;) I might suggest that technologies are not <i>exposing</i> conversations as much as they are helping to create them.
Tom - you are, of course, right to point out the variety of possible approaches - there's some brilliant work being done! And it has always, and only, been a small group of scholars interested in the more "meta" implications ... I'm just grateful that the question has been asked in any form ;) Because the history of computing is so intimately connected to cybernetics and cognitive (psychological) models, the social and cultural are often overlooked.
And Lance - actually I didn't say anything about efficiency and productivity being the goals of social software ;) I brought it up in relation to Engelbart's work and historical understandings of "civilisation" ...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Lance Rose
EMAIL: elrose@well.com
IP: 165.247.28.71
URL:
DATE: 05/09/2003 04:22:27 PM
I've gotta leave it to the master of ceremonies (the MC) about who I (or anybody else) am "doing a disservice" to (or as any MC would say today, "dissing"). That rhetoric makes this whole thing look like "we're in on the "ground floor of a Gol. . . . den Opportunity", as in The Producers.<br /> [As an aside, why hold this highbrow discussion of "social software" using a discussion board system that can't even deal with line breaks or paragraph breaks???? Thoughts need to be bent and changed here to handle the lack of paragraph breaking.]<br />
As to architects - frankly, I think you guys are doing THEM the disservice. Software dudes retreating behind invisible, yet opaque, walls of software system design to proclaim themselves the grand designers, while abandoning a tradition of social space design measured in thousands (yes, that's thousands) of years. It's the kind of "now is all that counts" social/historical amnesia that plagues everything these days, especially in California . In the meantime, defensive maneuvers aside, how many politicians and game theorists have looked to the traditions of architecture for material on designing social software? How many of you have done so? I submit that those who do gulp from that fountain may get the competitive edge within this Golden Opportunity.<br />
Here's some more social software: language itself. Primal, primordial Language. It programs us, it gives us our mental worlds, and in many cases, we never escape its total control. Those designing "social software" are at great risk of designing within their own unquestioned presumptions about language. So the subject of social software design (isn't it interesting how we refer to these people as "subjects", while they're really being perceived and treated as if they're "objects"?)<br />
We end up with levels and levels of illusion. The illusions of our biology; the illusions of language; the illusions of the family; the illusions of the tribe; the illusions of organized religion; the illusions of the print-propagated ideas of civilization; the illusions of mass media/virtual reality; and now, the illusion of social software design. That's a veddy, veddy grand layer cake, Monsignor. I'm lost in the frosting. How about an illusion decoder ring?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Chris Corrigan
EMAIL: chris@chriscorrigan.com
IP: 209.148.247.96
URL: http://www.chriscorrigan.com/osweblog
DATE: 05/09/2003 07:40:52 PM
I'm pretty new to this stuff, but as a facilitator of Open Space Technology meetings, I'm really interested in the way face to face networked conversations handshake with social software. Coming at the problem from the other side maybe? I've posted some more thoughts with links that work <a href="http://www.chriscorrigan.com/osweblog/2003_05_01_archive.html#94066452">here</a>.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Will Davies
EMAIL: wdavies@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 217.45.255.241
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 05/10/2003 12:16:57 PM
I've put up some thoughts, not so much about this, but inspired by it... <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000616.html#000616 ">iSociety</a>
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jon Lebkowsky
EMAIL: jonl@weblogsky.com
IP: 63.246.164.194
URL: http://www.weblogsky.com
DATE: 05/10/2003 12:36:46 PM
Wow, Lance, you're definitely on a roll here. My own sense of 'social software' is that it emerges from a realization of something you and Howard and I have known for years, that the real value of computer networks is in their ability to bring people together and facilitate collaboration.<br />
For the half decade or so from '93 to '98, on Internet as facility for publishing, for commerce, for data interchange - you rightly noted that the 'net is not a <i>medium</i>, but an environment in which many kinds of media may exist at the edges. To extend your architectural metaphor, this new - or I would say renewed - emphasis on social software seems to me to focus less on structured space ("buildings") and more on open space (the <i>agora</i>, as Anne mentions above). Developers in this space aren't looking for ways to <i>manipulate</i> - they're creating more and better ways to <i>connect</i> and <i>collaborate</i>.<br />
And you really can break paragraphs here.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.118.72
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/10/2003 02:26:57 PM
Lance - I think you'll find that a hell of a lot of people are working with architects on this kind of thing. No one disputes the value that architects can bring into this field. On the other hand, there are a lot of false assumptions that they can bring in as well. We may use spatial metaphors a lot, but they are metaphors, we may talk about cyberspace, but you know full well that that space <i>isn't</i> the same as physical space. I repeat - suggesting architects have an obvious superiority when it comes to designing non-spatial, non-geographical ways of helping groups of people interact with each other socially is <i>not obvious</i>. Otherwise architects would be designing political systems, designing meeting agendas, designing teleconferencing equipment and the like.<br />
Dealing with your aside for a moment - the reason we are having this discussion here on this part of my weblog is because in this case I started the conversation. The reasons that it doesn't work in quite the way you want it to are several-fold - firstly because Movable Type which I use to run my weblog isn't absolutely perfect in every way, and doesn't run perfectly on my server. Secondly, I don't have the time to design and build bespoke solutions to all my weblogging needs. Thirdly, because for a variety of reasons, I've turned off several of the options concerning formatting. If you want to insert line breaks or paragraph breaks at the moment you have to do it manually - but I'd ask you not to. And links also work - but I'd rather people wrote them in HTML than cut and pasted them into the page.<br />
Finally, and importantly from my perspective, while I have a significant - and long-term - interest in the cultural effects of online community work / social software, I don't believe that a single paradigm is likely to emerge, nor do I think that building a piece of social software is commensurate with developing an over-arching software-mediated-state online. As such, I have a certain amount of faith in the ability of people to create a wide spectrum of interesting models that will either catch on or not catch on - perhaps concentrating on different fields or kinds of interactions, perhaps interoperating with each other (and perhaps not). Perhaps here we have another example of the differences between physical architects and social software designers - when the former builds something they know that it's going to have a massive and singular impact on a large number of people and those around them for the next thirty to three hundred years. If it doesn't work - if it imposes an unliveable and oppressive ideology on the people within it - then it's disasterous. The product cycle in software is much faster and more fluid - the unworkable paradigms collapse through lack of use, the workable ones multiple exponentially and immediately with little replication cost. Let's build things we believe to be of value to people and see which ones they take hold of and use...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: shawn
EMAIL: root@127.0.0.1
IP: 206.228.112.148
URL:
DATE: 05/11/2003 09:41:02 PM
what's this reading of *Production of Space* that nobody's read? I dug around for my copy but must have sold it--forgive me, I had to eat. At the time I was into Bourdieu, so if you happen to pick up my old copy somewhere, the underlined passages should articulate with his (Bourdieu's) theory of practice. IIRC the book's not about architecture as a profession or architects per se, but rather it's more of a Marxist/Structuralist reading and preliminary deconstruction of the relations embodied in built environments. Think of Panofsky's seminal Gothic Architecture and Scholasticism, updated and focused on everyday kinds of spaces.
Lance, it's good of you to admonish the designers of social software to question their assumptions about language. What are yours? Here's one of mine: Language is essentially about relations; the best metaphor for that is the metaphor. Architecture and tool use and ecosystems are interesting metaphors for the software designer, but in and of themselves they may be uninteresting and safely disregarded when they are not needed.
Now Bush's memex that H. Rheingold wrote of is sounds neato, but it ain't going to keep people from talking about works they haven't read or grossly misread or partially misread and completely misremembered; and, more crucially, it's going to take a long time for the memex to realize its potential and overcome the limitations stemming from the relations of production characteristic of print capitalism. Yeah, I'm whining. But think about it. What's keeping us from <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+Production+of+Space%22">hyperlinking Lefebvre</a>? Well, we can of course, but what we get is fragmentary and not ideal, not Bush's ideal to be sure. The problem for the developers of social software is how to deal with the hyperfragmentation of cultural memory, whether to work in the marginal spaces of print capitalism, where communities do indeed emerge, organically as it were--but what are their properties, their temporal and spatial spans?--or whether to focus on more "authentic" nascent communities that presumably will form the basis of knowledge systems in the latter half of this XXI Century. Because the social dynamics are not the same, and neither is the code. I think you can come up with your own examples from the blogosphere, bloggers who link to subscription services, the colonial outposts of the print media, and who may themselves be employed or peripherally involved in print media, vs. forums where information flows more freel--and the noise! Either way, the need is to develop tools, architectures, environments that sustain and nourish coherence, knowing that in the not too distant future this will be taken for granted and need not be remembered. (Losing my point....)
Peace out.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Oliver Wrede
EMAIL: owrede@khm.de
IP: 80.141.79.3
URL: http://owrede.khm.de/
DATE: 05/13/2003 12:07:14 AM
<i>Social software</i> is a self-referential term if <i>software</i> is to be a placeholder for <i>ways to communicate</i>. Isn't a social structure explicity defined by communication?<br />
<i>Social software</i> is a technology-driven conception although it tries to overcome this techno-centrism (a paradox). The definition Tom Coates created is very technology-driven in the sense that it implicitly artiulates criteria for progression in the field that are very "engineering"-like: <i>... removing limitations "placed on behavior" ..., compensating human inadequacies ..., creating tool-sets ...</i><br />
Many people pointed out that <i>social software</i> seems to be a new term for things well known for many years. I feel reminded about the discussion about <i>virtual reality</i> (a paradox again) when researchers had to learn that <i>illusion of reality</i> has always been a strategy to mislead (or convince) - even in nature (yay, I made it to the ecology mark as well!). The only news was the computer here.<br />
So if we want to get to the point, we need to ask what the computers role in this play other than supporting social activity that happens (luckily) in this or that form anyway.<br />
Just speculating:<br />
One question that comes to my mind is if it could be the other way around: Is it maybe true that we already have passed a barrier where the computer is not the tool for being social, but rather we already (involuntarily perhaps) aquired ways of <i>being social</i> that can be computed and processed by electronic devices? In other words: If it doesn't compute it won't construct the social reality?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Annie
EMAIL: ag@hotmail.com
IP: 67.98.3.185
URL:
DATE: 05/13/2003 10:02:38 PM
Very good discussion! My question, what is the best social software out there right now (ie. Open Space Technology, <a href="http://www.itsnotwhatyouknow.com">ItsNotWhatYouKnow</a>, etc) and how long do you think it will be until people really embrace this technology? The difference between just a couple years ago and now is huge, but IMO no where near where it could be 5 years from now.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.199.63
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/13/2003 11:39:15 PM
I have to say that I'm really not particularly convinced that software is by its nature communicative. Does Word communicate with anyone? Does the software inside my VCR or oven or the software that runs nuclear power plants? I don't think this is a tautology at all - I think it's quite clear that social software as a phrase (which is a phrase that I've had some issues with) refers to a subset of softwares which facilitate or mediate social contact. As to the 'engineering metaphors' - well I don't really have a problem with that either - I have a grounding in philosophical / theoretical models of the mind. People have been using these kinds of metaphors and they continue to do so today in almost every analysis of how people's minds operate and how they interact with one another. Effectively, when you're talking about building tools then you talk in terms of pragmatics - what can it <i>do</i>, how does it <i>work</i>, how does it <i>interact</i>, what are its <i>implications</i> etc (because if something doesn't <i>do</i> something that either benefits a person or satisfies a need in them, then that something will fairly swiftly be thrown aside).
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rick Thomas
EMAIL: rickpb@evenview.com
IP: 66.32.87.84
URL: http://www.toggleworld.com
DATE: 05/14/2003 02:56:24 PM
Hi Tom, *Defining* social software turns out to be a challenge. I reread your definition with this question in mind: "Is an accounting system social software?" And yes it falls square in the middle of your definition. And the definition's still not general enough to cover all the historical points, current inititives, and future scenarios mentioned above. And those are just the practical problems! Maybe a definition is fundamentally impossible because the process is continuous with the human invention of human language in evolutionary time. Not to give up on useful characterizations, but why seek an abstract definition when what you want is given simply by a fuzzy set of cases: Social software includes things like weblogs and other messaging software with a similar structural footprint. Then describe the ongoing ferment of design ideas; the ideal of universal cooperation; the social process of invention.... Maybe you have started writing a book and just don't know it yet.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.199.63
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/14/2003 03:06:06 PM
I actually would have only limited angst at someone's attempts to fit accounting systems under the social software umbrella. In fact I think many workflow-related software-mediated processes would sit quite comfortably on some kind of spectrum within it. I think one could probably make a case for there being a difference on emphasis - that the social and collaborative component was very much further down the list than the software's other objectives, but I'd still not quibble that much. I'm <i>very</i> keen on computer-mediated workflow and its relationship to some of the community stuff we build. I think there's a lot of potential in investigating that further...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rick Thomas
EMAIL: rickpb@evenview.com
IP: 66.32.80.8
URL: http://www.toggleworld.com
DATE: 05/17/2003 04:50:48 PM
Here's an interesting overview with some definition aspects to it ...
http://www.darwinmag.com/read/050103/social.html
Also, good luck on the search!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rick Thomas
EMAIL: rickpb@evenview.com
IP: 66.245.19.30
URL: http://www.toggleworld.com
DATE: 05/18/2003 07:29:21 PM
FYI - Here's an article with some interesting social software definitions:
http://www.darwinmag.com/read/050103/social.html?action=print
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TITLE: Someone who knows what he is talking about!
URL: http://www.theobviousblog.net/blog/archives/000838.html
IP: 81.21.68.14
BLOG NAME: The Obvious?
DATE: 05/08/2003 02:14:26 PM
Tom Coates who knows more about building useful collaborative tools than most has posted a really useful definition of Social
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URL: http://theoblogical.org/movtyp/archives/002448.html
IP: 66.102.133.10
BLOG NAME: Movable Theoblogical
DATE: 05/09/2003 12:02:56 AM
plasticbag.org | weblog | My working definition of social software... I had seen this and followed some of the links, without being aware that this "field", although not in and of itself new, was being described with this new, in...
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TITLE: Of beer and chocolate
URL: http://www.benhammersley.com/archives/004667.html
IP: 217.199.170.171
BLOG NAME: Ben Hammersley.com
DATE: 05/09/2003 05:44:13 PM
The future of web services, geo-location data and 3G: Up My Street Pub Crawl. Smart mobbing, British Style. Talking of
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URL: http://radish.hosted.doosh.net/steiny/archives/000002.html
IP: 213.253.43.5
BLOG NAME: Premise
DATE: 05/10/2003 01:20:58 PM
Steiny's guide to setting definitions
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TITLE: interesting tech link catchup
URL: http://takeoneonion.org/archives/000153.html
IP: 194.153.168.159
BLOG NAME: take one onion
DATE: 05/13/2003 11:51:48 PM
Catching up on a range of interesting things I've seen, sort of a quick brain dump. RSS for weblogs Ben and Mena of moveable type try to move rss from new syndication to a more blog aware format interesting proposal from headmap
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IP: 216.168.37.73
BLOG NAME: tokerud's technology treats
DATE: 05/14/2003 06:32:34 AM
It's not new news in the world of science and the world at large that we are all connected by six or fewer degrees of acquaintance with anyone else on the planet, but here on the Net, social software is...
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<p>For a variety of reasons that I'll go into later in the day, I've not found myself able to post for a good few days now, so I think I'm going to get myself back into the swing of things by a quick block of back-to-basics weblogging. All that follows is simple, entertaining and fun. Nothing intellectually stimulating, nothing ideologically threatening, nothing (indeed) about social software. Just good quality linkage:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.threadless.com/product.cfm?id=63">Damn Scientists T-shirt from Threadless</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com/crawl.php3">UpMyStreet Pub-crawl generator</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1992/ch920508.gif">Calvin and Hobbes on exciting new trends</a> [via <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm">Badger rampage injures five</a> [via <a href="http://www.notsosoft.com/blog">Meg</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.mezzoblue.com/zengarden">Beautiful CSS stuff</a> [via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">BoingBoing</a>]</li>
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<li> <a href="http://www.iamcal.com/pics/phone/">Cal's phone pics</a> [can you spot me?]</li>
<li> <a href="http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments-voteresults.pl?506790">Rejected Google Logos</a> [via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.eastwest.nu">EastWest.nu splits up</a> [<a href="http://www.choiresicha.com/">Choire</a> and <a href="http://www.philohagen.com/">Philo</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.sito.org/synergy/gridcosm/">Watch the Gridcosm video</a> [via <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=yabs&article=1636">Galactus' Weblog</a> [via <a href="http://www.linkmachinego.com">Darren</a>]</li>
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TITLE: The pure unadulterated Joy of Linkage...
URL: http://www.wearehugh.com/827
IP: 209.61.186.253
BLOG NAME: WE ARE HUGH
DATE: 05/13/2003 03:03:21 PM
plasticbag: "For a variety of reasons that I'll go into later in the
day, I've not found myself able to post for a good few days now, so I
think I'm going to get myself back into the swing of things by a quick
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IP: 212.187.157.242
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DATE: 05/13/2003 11:16:23 PM
Generate your own pub crawl with UpMyStreet. Who says I don't have your Best interests at heart? Via plasticbag. Oh,
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<p>As many of you know, <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet.com</a> - the company where I have worked for the last ten months - put itself up for sale a few weeks ago. Many of my co-workers prudently put their CVs online at that time, but for a variety of reasons, until now I've not done so. Yesterday a deal was finally struck which sold UpMyStreet to <a href="http://www.uswitch.com">uSwitch</a>, but unfortunately the other company's offer was not for the entire organisation (cf. <a href="http://www.whitelabel.org/archives/000480.html">Stefan's comments</a>).</p>
<p>As a result - effective immediately - I now find myself looking for a new project to work on. Ideally, I'd be looking to be developing some new social software or community projects (either public-facing or within organisations) or to work around personal publishing and user-generated content. However, I'm also open to possibilities in other areas, so if there's something you'd like to discuss with me, let me know...</p>
<ul><li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/CV_web.doc">Tom Coates Curriculum Vitae [Microsoft .doc]</a></li></ul>
<p>If you have any questions, suggestions or are looking for clarification on anything, then please don't hesitate to contact me directly - My e-mail address is on my CV.</p>
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AUTHOR: Todd Sattersten
EMAIL: toddandamy@yahoo.com
IP: 65.31.95.145
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DATE: 05/29/2003 05:20:11 AM
Hi,
I stumbled on to your site through I think a series of blog links.
I have been reading over the past couple of weeks. Your knowledge of web communities interests me.
I have an idea that I am trying to validate. And I am interested in your thoughts and if you are aware of it having been tried on some other form.
I believe there is a potential community in small business owners and part time consultants. The idea being that owners would present cases (problems) about their business and solicit recommendations from the community at large. I am tapping into an idea that Rob McEwen used at his company Goldcorp (http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/59/mcewen.html). I am also thinking about the research marketplace that has been created on Google Answers (answers.google.com). My idea is for a set fee, owners could post a case. Anyone could download the case and offer a solution. The best solution(s) are given/split the majority of the fee. The strength of the community is business owners getting problems solved with the knowledge of the entire community. I should also mention that I believe there is a set of people who would love to read business cases and offer solutions.
That is the short version. There are mechanisms that would need to be created and details to work out.
My question is if you are aware of any such coummunity now and what you think would be important in the success of such a community.
Thanks,
Todd Sattersten
Milwaukee, WI USA
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DATE: 05/13/2003 10:39:31 PM
Not one, but two wondrous web talents are available for work. Hurry along, don't miss your chance!
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<p>I've just been reading the Media Guardian's piece on <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,956068,00.html">uSwitch buying UpMyStreet</a>. Obviously closest to my heart is what they're going to be doing with <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">Conversations</a>, which I think many of us believed was only the beginning of what we could do around geocoded community features. I'm delighted to hear that they're still going to running it - even developing it further - although obviously it's disappointing not to be part of that process...</p>
<blockquote>The site, which has 650,000 unique users a month, recently launched a message board service called Conversations that allows neighbours to contact one another. Mr Salmon said that this area would also be developed in order to get people to return more often. "I want it to be a site that people go to every day in the same way they would the BBC or a financial news site," he said.</blockquote>
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<p>While I have the opportunity, I'm trying to get a few things done around the site. I've removed the <i>files</i> section of the site (which is where I used to put all my longer pieces) and I've put those posts back into the rest of the site. And to make it easier to find them (and some other stuff from around the weblog that's worth preserving), I've created a <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/best/">best of...</a> section that is essentially a categorised guide to stuff that other people might actually find useful.</p>
<p>I still think there's some woolliness around the edges, and <i>please god don't read the introductory copy on some of the category pages</i> - it's bloody terrible. But at least this now does mean (for example) that I can start pointing towards the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/best/social_software.shtml">social software</a> or the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/best/personal_publishing.shtml">personal publishing</a> parts of the site... And no - I've not planned for separate RSS feeds yet, so don't even ask...</p>
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<p>It has become almost a truism in critical examinations of the Blogosphere to talk about how - with the explosion in weblog numbers - it becomes difficult to find the best insights on any given subject. I first came into contact with the clear expression of this idea in an article called <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000433.html">Scaling Clay Shirky</a> but it's recently been pretty much everywhere...</p>
<p>I believe that there are some legitimate concerns in these sentiments, but I think fundamentally they miss the point - it's my opinion that replication of content online and a massive increase in the number people posting about a specific issue does not constitute a problem for the blogosphere, but instead one of its most significant advantages. In fact I'd go further and say that where there <i>are</i> problems, these can be resolved by simply speeding up the self-organising mechanisms that are implicit within the blogosphere, which is, I think what sites like <a href="">Daypop</a>, <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, <a href="http://www.popdex.com">Popdex</a> and <a href="http://www.technorati.com">Technorati</a> are currently doing, albeit in a reasonably primitive way. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Today I'm just going to talk about <i>How do we reach 100% information saturation on any given subject in the blogosphere without reading anywhere near 100% of the weblogs in it?</i> Or to put it another way: <i>With everyone posting lots, does the system help me find the good stuff?</i></p>
<ul><li> Before I start though - here's a simplified, and easier to assimilate / read pdf version of what I'm about to say: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/scaling_clay_shirky.pdf">scaling_clay_shirky.pdf</a> [75k]</li></ul>
<p>Let's start off by aggregating all the possible insights about a given subject from all the weblogs that specifically refer to it. This total aggregation will represent 100% of the information available on the subject in the blogosphere at a point in time.</p>
<p>If information was distributed evenly throughout webloggery and weblogs were read randomly then take-up of information would be linear and stable - in order to get 100% of the insights, you'd have to read 100% of the weblogs.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/accretion_one.gif" alt="Linear gradient" /></p>
<p>[In this first graph I've plotted on the left the amount of information that you've managed to assimilate versus (on the right) the percentage of the weblogs that you'd have to read in order to get that amount of information - in the very specific special case that information is distributed evenly and randomly. The features of this "special case" will gradually be removed over the rest of the article. Another point I should perhaps clarify is that I've tried to conceive of the bottom axis as also including the <i>order</i> in which one reads the weblogs - that should become clearer through the article...]</p>
<p>However, we know it to be the case that information will not be distributed evenly throughout these weblogs. Many weblogs will contain limited information of <i>any</i> kind. Some will contain a lot. Many will contain replicated information that could easily be found on other sites.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/accretion_two.gif" alt="Graph reaches 100% earlier" /></p>
<p>In this graph, ignore for the moment the dotted lines on the left. they represent nothing but the uncertainly fo the beginning of the curve. This diagram takes into account that weblogs have different levels of insight withint them, and that information is often replicated (either by active memetic spread or because the insights are simple and common). In the vast majority of cases then - even given that you're still reading weblogs in a totally arbitrary order - it's likely that you'll get extremely close to the 100% saturation point a significant way before you've read 100% of the available weblogs.</p>
<p>In practice - again assuming that you were reading the weblogs in a random order, it would be impossible to gauge the particulars of the curve that led up to the near-as-dammit-to-100% information saturation point. A sample curve would probably be organised in a series of steps - with gradual accretion of insight being the normal, but with occasional significant massive leaps also occurring.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/accretion_three.gif" alt="The line becomes a series of progressive steps" /></p>
<p>Now - all these models have been based upon the assumption that the order in which the weblogs are read will be random. In fact nothing could be further from the truth. Some weblogs are clearly more likely to be read - this is not necessarily purely based upon the value of their contributions, but it's not completely distinct from such valuations either. It would probably be fair to say that <i>on average</i> well-linked-to sites are more likely (albeit perhaps only incrementally) to contain insight than sites which are not linked to at all. Secondly, if someone does produce content of value and insight on any specific subject, then it is more likely to be linked to - which in turn increases the likelihood that an individual will visit the site in question.</p>
<p>Both of these criteria suggest that (in our attempts to reach the 100% insight threshold) <b>we will be more likely to be initially directed to high-insight sites than low-insight sites</b>. This changes our graph substantially.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/accretion_four.gif" alt="The graph starts strong and levels off close to 100%" /></p>
<p>It seems likely, in other words, that even if there's a limited tendency for sites with more insight to be read first - then the information accretion would be remarkably steep initially and the level off dramatically close to the 100% saturation point.</p>
<p><b>Hypothetical conclusions:</b> For any given body of information on weblogs, no matter the rate of replication of information or the number of people who post exactly the same comments, close to 100% of the available insight can be reviewed by reading a <i>disproportionately small</i> number of sites - sites that will - as a rule - be among the first that they stumble across through their normal browsing and research patterns.</p>
<p><b>Related Hypotheses perhaps worth exploring:</b> (1) The larger the number of posts about a subject (and hence the more likely replication) the smaller the proportion of those sites that need to be read in order to have reviewed close to 100% of the available insight. (2) The size of the available insight will increase as the number of posts about a subject increases (although perhaps not in linear proportion).</p>
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@timzilla.net
IP: 217.40.202.232
URL: http://www.timzilla.net
DATE: 05/16/2003 01:22:18 PM
An interesting line of argument - but I'm not sure that it follows directly that the quality of the insight can be related to the number of links in a effect-and-cause way. There's the possibility once a site has reached a certain threshold of popularity, it becomes a link-well, and the number of new links becomes a function of the number of old links, and so on.
If everyone links to Plasticbag or Scripting News, is that a measure of the quality of insight contained therein (present company excepted :-) or just that these sites have effectively become blogging portals?
What effect do the blog mavens have on the overall distribution?
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AUTHOR: Chrislunch
EMAIL: chris@feeshes.freeserve.co.uk
IP: 63.137.144.2
URL:
DATE: 05/16/2003 04:41:32 PM
The problem is in the special case that you state right on the first graph - that information is distributed evenly and randomly.
Information isn't distributed evenly - what is useful or popular rises to the top, and obscures what is hidden beneath. Blogs amplify this by linking not on the validity of the source and the verity of the information, but out of personal interest and delight - and long may it be so. But this weighs more in the favour of 'popular' information rising to the top as opposed to 'useful'.
Therefore, if there is a problem with searching blogs for useful insight, it's that, as a collective of editors, blogs aren't very good at the job - certainly worse that the editors of encyclopedias anyway. But - that's not why I go to most blogs, in the same way I don't read Hello! for it's excellent financial coverage.
Chris.
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AUTHOR: Gareth
EMAIL: mail@kuboid.com
IP: 129.67.22.110
URL: http://www.kuboid.com
DATE: 05/16/2003 05:02:23 PM
I really like this analysis of how the size of the information pool needn't be an obstacle. I know you're talking more about how the information is inherently organised and therefore accessible, but it's relevance rests on the premise that weblog readers are, on aggregate, information-seekers.
It is likely that much broader motivations such as community-membership or opinion confirmation may underlie their reading choices. I suspect there will be a strong element of the latter: people will go to weblogs containing information they already know in order to have their own opinions endorsed by people they respect.
I wonder if it would be possible to form some aggregate weblog consumption theory. If we could conceptualise how people actually pick their way around the blogosphere we could form some really exciting conclusions, and explain a lot of observed internet phenomena.
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AUTHOR: Nico
EMAIL: nico@nicomorgan.com
IP: 194.143.175.209
URL: http://www.nicomorgan.com
DATE: 05/16/2003 05:09:57 PM
I think that I want to partly echo what Chris is surmising. Blogs can be obscured form the searching process even if they have shown great insight, insight which would have been much linked to had that blog been an already popular blog. But why does a blog become popular? Surely it can be for all sorts of reason: humour, technical knowledge, specific interest (e.g. social software) and so on. What happens if a relatively unknown blog is the one with the killer insight? Won't the popularity of other blogs - for all the wrong reasons in this case - obscure the insight offered by this unconnected one? Likewise I think the theory is sound if blogs are good at keeping themselves connected. If all the relevant feeds are listed on the aggregation sites and the blog portals know about them. If not, good insight can be missed.
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AUTHOR: Gareth
EMAIL: mail@kuboid.com
IP: 129.67.22.110
URL: http://www.kuboid.com
DATE: 05/16/2003 05:10:12 PM
I really like this analysis of how the size of the information pool needn't be an obstacle. I know you're primarily commenting on the inherently organised nature of the information in the blogosphere but there's another premise, namely that weblog readers are, on aggregate, information-seekers.
This doesn't necessarily hold. Much broader motivations such as community-membership or opinion confirmation may underlie reading choices. I suspect there will be a strong element of the latter: people will go to weblogs containing information they already know in order to have their own opinions endorsed by people they respect.
I wonder if it would be possible to form some "aggregate weblog consumption theory", starting from a broad concept of the motivation of a reader. If we could conceptualise how people actually pick their way around the blogosphere we could form some really exciting conclusions, and explain a lot of observed internet phenomena.
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AUTHOR: Richard
EMAIL: ry1@caspianpublishing.co.uk
IP: 217.150.100.73
URL: http://realfinance.blogspot.com
DATE: 05/16/2003 05:31:57 PM
I think I agree with Gareth. I'd add that the notion of "100% of insights" is a bit odd, too. In fact, it seems a bit pathalogical that anyone would *want* to know what *everyone* thought (or what all the thoughts were) about a given subject. It gets me thinking about the tyranny of technology, and the fact that I start to feel like I *ought* to exhaustively research what other people think. When, of course, that's a bad thing.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.238.199
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/16/2003 06:21:37 PM
Firstly I think I have to clarify to Chris that I only <i>start</i> from the hypothetical thought experiment that information would be distributed evenly and randomly throughout weblogs. In fact each graph is designed to show what happens when you bring in aspects of the observable world in - firstly that some information is heavily replicated and then that certain sites will contain more insight than others. The statement that people operate in webloggia because of social instincts and popularity is also true, but the question is not <i>whether</i> people link for social reasons, but whether on <i>average</i> insightful stuff is linked to more often than the non-insightful stuff. If it is, then it's always going to be nudged towards the front of the curve...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.238.199
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/16/2003 06:40:24 PM
Richard - the question I'm trying to answer here is a relatively simple one. It's a direct response to this quote from the iSociety piece: <i>"A predictable pattern soon emerged. In no time at all there were far too many commentary posts for anyone to read them all. Compounding this is the fact that with so many posts appearing on small, poorly linked sites, many comments were repeated. And each person who posted in ignorance something already said elsewhere muddied the waters further."</i> The point of this article is to demonstrate only that you don't <i>need</i> to read all the articles about any given subject because you'll find the best ones relatively quickly and that redundancy isn't a problem (they're less likely to get linked to, but they're correspondingly easy insights to find). That's all I'm trying to say really, that by a few simple processes, the weblogging system self-organises itself...
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AUTHOR: Michael Fagan
EMAIL: fagan_m@hotmail.com
IP: 64.231.201.36
URL: http://www.faganfinder.com/me/
DATE: 05/17/2003 02:05:46 AM
Very interesting.
The curve is definitely true. Now that I use a newsreader, I read many more blogs than before. The amount of information I receive isn't proportional to the number of blogs, though. I find that the more blogs I read, the less "efficient" my input is due to blogs carrying stories that they heard about on other blogs.
Nothing wrong with that of course, this is how the blogosphere filters content, and I think it works great. The network of blogs and also the blog indices (Daypop, Blogdex, etc, see <a href="http://www.faganfinder.com/search/happening.shtml">here</a> ). Publish, then filter (<a href="http://www.shirky.com/writings/music_flip.html">link</a>).
This also relates to the idea of hubs and authorities. Authorities know stuff. Hubs link to people who know stuff. Both are important roles, and it is also possible to be both simultaneously.
Finding information in the blogosphere on topics is an interest of mine. I wrote a little about this on <a href="http://www.faganfinder.com/me/2003_04_01_archive.html#92001578 ">faganfinder</a>. Also on my RSS page (<a href="http://www.faganfinder.com/search/rss.shtml">link</a>) I list resources for finding topical RSS feeds, some of them being cross-blog.
The Internet Topic Exchange (<a href="http://topicexchange.com/">link</a>) tries to aggregate topics by bloggers opting-in on a post-level. <a href="http://www.waypath.com/">Waypath</a> and <a href="http://www.blogging-news.info/">Blogging Headline News</a> both try to organize blog posts automatically. The former by how posts relate to each other, and the latter by organizing posts into topics.
Easy News Topics (ENT) (spec <a href="http://www.purl.org/NET/ENT/1.0/">here</a> ) is an interesting new development in this front. K-collector (<a href="http://k-collector.evectors.it/">link</a>) is making use of this new data and the future looks promising.
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AUTHOR: Taran
EMAIL: solardoc2001@yahoo.com
IP: 209.94.195.35
URL: http://www.knowprose.com
DATE: 05/17/2003 11:48:00 PM
Ahh, but the context of the query for information is just as important as the relevancy of the information acquired.
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 05/18/2003 03:30:18 PM
I agree with what Gareth said earlier, in general, people aggregate and link to blogs which provide affirmation. In terms of an intellectual discourse this can lead to sterility, I think it's a predictable in human nature to avoid certain content which may make people feel bored or uneasy. In one of graphs (no. 3) the cumulative effect of linking to information that's been endorsed, or validated, allows one to avoid the these 'dismissed' blogs. It may be worth while considering a more robust approach, using a non-linear cooperativity fit as the key off, statistical weighting of the data is allowed.
In a simple closed system under equilibrium conditions (a tenuous assumption but you have to start somewhere), consider the individual surfing for content as the target, S/he comes across content which they like, internally the blog has further linkage to other content, the probability of s/he continuing to that content and creating a cycle of repetitive information gathering is positively coupled. Even if s/he doesn't follow through on the link, if they agree and like the content the information is indexed and effects their browsing experience.
There is also the negatively coupled effect, you see content, it's indexed as either bad, ill-informed or crazy and that weblog is consigned to a vacuum. There's an additional category here, involving discourse, you could come across a weblog which you've previously endorsed and suggests a different site for information that is insoluble with your current mindset. Therein lies the challenge to assimilation of information, we could call it heterotropic linking. You then come up with another statistical model within the current model which classifies this effect, etc. etc.
If would be interesting to take virgin weblog surfers, across a broad demographic, and monitor their behaviour. Give them no edict except to find and surf weblogs and bookmark their favourite sites along the way. Weight this information with the cooperativity curve and their social or political affiliation and you might just get the predictable result that Gareth talked about. Now there's a number for it. ;)
Of course, the experiment is tainted because we're forcing web surfers who have no prior knowledge (by choice?) of weblogs to analyse this content. There are controls for these scenarios.
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AUTHOR: wannaknow
EMAIL: it@all.com
IP: 62.2.186.219
URL:
DATE: 05/22/2003 09:11:36 AM
So, which are the sites to read?
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AUTHOR: James Crabtree
EMAIL: jcrabtree@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 217.45.255.241
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 05/23/2003 01:41:01 PM
Like it. But one question remains unanswered. Does the vertical access represent facts, perspectives, or truth? Your legend says information, which sounds like fact. But your text says 'insight', which sounds more like perspectives on truth. Alternatively, it could be that in the end their is 'truth'; a right answer which is either true in some a priori sense, or true because it is accepeted as the dominant interpretation. My take is that your systems works very nicely for facts - the facts of a story can be gathered quite quickly by linking around. It works less well for perspectives, because these are cumulative and change over time. It doesn't work at all for truth, because as someone else commented, the idea of 100% truth is rather odd. How 'bout that?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.134.37.200
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 03:17:06 PM
I think I should make clear that I'm certainly <i>not</i> talking about truth. I'm talking very specifically - in this case at least - simply about unique pieces of information or opinion. I'm suggesting that if a dozen webloggers write about something, you only need to read (say) five of them. If you read any more than those five, you'd just be being told stuff you'd heard already.
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DATE: 05/16/2003 07:59:23 PM
scaling clay shirky...
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URL: http://azeem.azhar.co.uk/archives/000646.php
IP: 195.82.99.3
BLOG NAME: azeem.azhar.co.uk
DATE: 05/17/2003 03:55:01 PM
Tom Coates pulls together a nice theory on how to find information on Web logs: Hypothetical Conclusions: For any given...
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URL: http://randgaenge.net/2003/06/03.html#a1689
IP: 81.223.97.30
BLOG NAME: thomas n. burg | randg�nge
DATE: 08/06/2003 10:07:48 PM
<p>Lilia hat die Liste angelegt. Elwyin Jenkins hat eine Blog-Lawine losgetreten und das in mehrfacher Hinsicht. Einerseits versucht er den Weg/Prozess/Verlauf einer Blogstory empirisch (d.h. wie ensteht ein Story, was braucht es dazu =</p>
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URL: http://blog.mathemagenic.com/2003/05/27.html#a629
IP: 130.89.167.145
BLOG NAME: Mathemagenic
DATE: 08/10/2003 02:16:39 PM
<p>Several related stories [via many in my news aggregator]</p>
<p><strong>1.</strong> <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/20.html#a636">Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story</a>:"cit"Through a study of 45 blogosphere stories, Microdoc N...</p>
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TITLE: plasticbag.org | weblog | How do we find information in the Blogosphere?
URL: http://www.rolandTanglao.com/2003/05/17.html#a4373
IP: 216.232.31.144
BLOG NAME: Roland Tanglao's Weblog
DATE: 09/15/2003 11:49:29 AM
(SOURCE:"corante_social")- A bold hypothesis! I would like to think it's true.
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/catinthehat_site.jpg" class="image" alt="Tom Coates" /></p>
<p>This is essentially a vague attempt to make it look like I'm not the most boring person in the world who only ever writes or thinks about weblogs, social software and work.</p>
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AUTHOR: Doobs
EMAIL: odobea@hotmail.com
IP: 63.225.83.117
URL: http://odobea.dotfaf.com
DATE: 05/16/2003 09:31:22 PM
Oh me gosh! I've been searching for that hat! Where on earth did you find it? I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know!!!
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AUTHOR: mattw
EMAIL: matt@interconnected.org
IP: 217.39.24.127
URL: http://www.interconnected.org/home
DATE: 05/16/2003 09:32:36 PM
What well-lit nostrils you have.
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AUTHOR: jb
EMAIL: jontyb@mac.com
IP: 217.215.102.95
URL: http://homepage.mac.com/jontyb/weblog/index.html
DATE: 05/16/2003 10:51:02 PM
Hey, isn't it that guy from Jamiroquai? Jay kay?
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AUTHOR: Joe Clark
EMAIL: joeclark@joeclark-pas-de-spam.org
IP: 64.231.79.224
URL: http://joeclark.org/weblogs/
DATE: 05/17/2003 02:45:09 AM
What lovely secondary sexual characteristics you have! Best... photo... ever.
And if I'm not mistaken, that's a hell of a neck.
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: istrada@iprimus.com.au
IP: 211.26.68.22
URL: http://northbysoutheast.blogspot.com
DATE: 05/17/2003 06:24:47 AM
It didn't work!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.238.199
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/17/2003 10:03:29 AM
Er. Why... Thank you. I think!
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AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 192.146.136.129
URL: http://www.seldo.com
DATE: 05/17/2003 10:36:59 AM
And of course, considering you're looking for a job right now, what better way to advertise that fact than by posting of a picture of yourself looking like a homeless bum? A master stroke...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.238.199
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/17/2003 11:08:06 AM
Do you really think it's a bad idea? I was sitting here thinking that I'd written too much really long stuff about social software and weblogging recently and that maybe it would be a good idea to remind everyone (including potential employers) that I am basically fairly normal. But now I'm all angsty!
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AUTHOR: celeste
EMAIL: celeste@bilblio.nildram.co.uk
IP: 81.6.221.217
URL: http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk
DATE: 05/17/2003 03:48:29 PM
Aww don't be angsty, any decent potential employers will appreciate knowing you're a well rounded human, and not the most boring person in the world. That photo does make you look like Badly Drawn Boy though.
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AUTHOR: dorian
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 80.212.164.187
URL: http://www.isness.org/dory
DATE: 05/17/2003 11:14:46 PM
ooh I took that one!
don't you think a bit of context would have gone down well with that one tom-san?
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AUTHOR: Elin
EMAIL: elins@mit.edu
IP: 24.61.47.194
URL: http://www.zoomscope.com/blog
DATE: 06/14/2003 08:43:43 AM
I think you should turn your writing into a book on social software. Then forget looking for work. Fame would come to you and you would tour the world, speaking your heart's chords on your favorite topic.
Thatz what I think:-)
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: Dave@Massstarmusic.co.uk
IP: 212.162.224.11
URL:
DATE: 08/13/2003 01:17:23 PM
Jesus - I thought I was bored when I typed on google 'most boring topic ever' it brought up this site...you must be so proud...
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TITLE: Is the UK falling behind?
STATUS: Publish
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<p>Everywhere I look at the moment there are people working in the same areas as me going to conferences and festivals. God I'm jealous. They're going to <a href="http://blogtalk.net/">BlogTalk</a> in Austria or they're going to <a href="http://home.uchicago.edu/~ajgolub/dgi/">Digital Genres</a> in Chicago or they're going to <a href="http://www.reboot.dk">Reboot</a> in Copenhagen. But apart from my desperate overwhelming desire to go to all of these events (particularly after the world-expanding experience of <a href="http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon">ETCon</a>) there's only one thing I've really noticed about all these events. Absolutely <i>none</i> of them are happening in the UK.</p>
<p>But it's not only conferences that we're lacking. With a few limited exceptions, I think that the UK is beginning to fall behind (or is not moving fast enough to catch up with) the US in talking and developing the kind of thing that is being discussed at these events. Weblogs are a trivial but obvious example. The States has developed a certain amount of respect for the possibilities of the form, to the extent that acclaimed journalists feel comfortable starting weblog-style sites. And these sites seem to be gaining widespread core appeal from the rest of the country - weblogging has gone mainstream in the US so quickly and effectively so that it's almost commonplace for writers of an equivalent standard to Julie Burchill to start their own sites.</p>
<p>In the UK, the only major newspaper to talk about weblogs in any ongoing or serious fashion is The Guardian. In the States (and in the international news media - ie. International Herald Tribune TV) it seems much more widespread. In the States' tech community (ETCon for example), weblogs are also fairly central to people's research into how information technology and the internet are affecting people - how <i>potentially</i> they could empower them (or - on occasion - discussing whether they're disempowering them). Both AOL and Microsoft are working on - or rumoured to be working on - weblogging tech.</p>
<p>There's a lot less of this stuff in the UK, and I think it's a terrible shame, since we <i>should</i> be in a much better position than the rest of Europe to be at the head of this trend (since weblog software and weblogs themselves are often English-language). There's a hell of a lot of potential for business around this stuff as well - so <i>why isn't it happening here</i>! In fact there's a whole exciting new raft of people thinking about, talking around and working in these areas, and <i>none</i> of it appears to be happening here in the UK... I think maybe that's beginning to get me down...</p>
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AUTHOR: jb
EMAIL: jontyb@mac.com
IP: 217.215.102.95
URL: http://homepage.mac.com/jontyb/weblog/index.html
DATE: 05/18/2003 09:58:21 PM
In Scandinavia the national presses are beginning to kick in too. Dagbladet (Norway) recently started their own blog, although it's not particularly good at the moment. But they've put a lot of press into promoting the blog aspect of their site.
In Sweden, Dagens Nyheter keep writing about blogging but there's very little happening online.
Yes, it seems the Brits are behind things but even over here in Sweden where we have an incredible amount of people with access to broadband, there's not _that_ much happening.
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AUTHOR: kavi
EMAIL: kavi@fingerpie.zzn.com
IP: 65.95.114.140
URL: http://www.fingerpie.vze.com
DATE: 05/19/2003 12:49:47 AM
Nothing happens in Canada.
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AUTHOR: chris f
EMAIL: webguy@perculaclown.net
IP: 24.167.250.249
URL: http://www.perculaclown.net
DATE: 05/20/2003 05:15:03 AM
Dont feel so bad. I made it to Comdex here in the states once never to return again. All my friends go to all the cool conferences but alas I am just a cubicle monkey.
great article!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/21/2003 06:29:18 PM
There's a pretty epic discussion happening on the UK Bloggers lists about this at the moment, should anyone be interested...
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@bloggerheads.com
IP: 195.92.168.164
URL: http://www.bloggerheads.com
DATE: 05/22/2003 03:29:39 PM
We're pretty far ahead in the political weblogs stakes. Lots of good commentary sites and one genuine in-a-seat politician. It may not sound like much, but it's more than the US has done. So there. :oP
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TITLE: Frustrationen utbredd
URL: http://mymarkup.net/blog/archives/001474.html
IP: 62.20.1.132
BLOG NAME: mymarkup.net
DATE: 05/18/2003 08:05:01 PM
Tom Coates �r ocks� frustrerad, �ver att bloggar inte h�nder i Storbritannien: "[...] I think it's a terrible shame, since...
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<p>I've just seen the final episode of Buffy. Here is my initial response:</p>
<p>I don't really know what to say, because I've kind of been excited
about the whole thing but also kind of dreading it, because it would
have to be good, really - it would have to be good *enough* to be
a fitting end to all that had gone before, and I think it was. I really
think it was...</p>
<p>I'm delighted Angel came in and got out of it so soon. I'm delighted
that they didn't push the Angel / Spike conflict and I'm really glad
that finally, at the end of days, they let things lighten up - to return
to the simplest elements.</p>
<p>Buffy's realisation is interesting and unexpected. You get so used to
these bits of lore that you forget that someone had to think of them
eventually - be they man or god - and that things can can be remade
differently...</p>
<p>There were a lot of people they could have killed for cheap effect, but they
didn't. The deaths were gruesome but valiant. Anya has never
been more glorious. Almost unmourned though, which was a bit creepy...</p>
<p>Andrew survived. He should and he did. He's there to show that there's
nothing simple about redemption. It's not just throwing yourself in a pit.
Buffy's always been better than that. And the little girls all around the
world... Awesome touch. Really nice.</p>
<p>Spike. Spike. Spike. They needed more Buffy subtext and explanation of this
stuff, but he was still pretty awesome. And I don't know as yet whether
that means the move to Angel is a con or not. Certainly he's never been
more glorious. It makes me wonder about the vampire with a soul
thing from Angel. Is his story over?</p>
<p>Willow the White, Xander and Dawn in the corridors. Shopping. Malls. School Buses and Slayers. It might not have been the ending that we dreamed of, but only because some parts (small parts maybe) weren't dreamable about. And if you were worried about the scale of Willo's tiny evil temple last year - then you're not going to be let-down this year. This is pretty damn huge...</p>
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<p>Notes from a conversation with <a href="http://cityofsound.typepad.com/blog/">Dan Hill</a> pertaining (in particular) to address books on mobile phones. I make no claim to their originality or their novelty. Almost certainly they're on page six of a really well known influential book that I almost certainly should have read by now...</p>
<p><b>Thought one:</b> <i>The mobile phone address book as a web of trust</i>. This is really trivial, but it's also really powerful - the telephone numbers in your mobile phone all identify actual people (however you decide to encode the metadata of their names). The telephone number is like the unique id number that you give a field in a database. So what does it mean if a pair of phones have each others numbers in their address book? Doesn't it imply a relationship? Perhaps even a similarity? Maybe it even means that you're more likely than average to like each other? So if you pinged every phone that's got internet access (and the phone was happy for you to do this) you could pretty easily make a social network map of pretty much everyone in the country. This is not a new idea.</p>
<p><b>Thought two</b> <i>Self-assembly address books</i>. So you've lost your phone and with it you've lost all of your numbers. So you ring up two or three of your friends and they amend their record to your new number and you add their numbers to your phone. Then you trigger the 'fix my address book' trigger and sit back and watch. Your phone pings your friends' phones. Their phones ping their friends' phones. Everyone who has your old number in it is informed of your new number, and they ping your phone and build in the reciprocal links. And those people who appear most interconnected between the groups of friends you've mentioned are also added to your phone. An instant sense of your social network. An instant way of grabbing your local space... This is probably not a new idea.</p>
<p><b>Thought three</b> <i>Distributed 192</i>. 192 was (until very recently) the telephone number for directory enquiries in the UK. You ring it, tell them the name and address of the person you're looking for and they give you a number. Brilliant. Except if you don't have their address of course. And it costs money and stuff. And it doesn't work with mobiles. So what if instead of doing that, you typed in a search term, "Coates" into your phone and got it to ping everyone in your address book, aggregate the results and display them to you. Wouldn't that be easier? I don't know whether this is a new idea or not. I would doubt it.</p>
<p><b>Thought four</b> <i>Collaborative work over mobile phones</i>. So you've got a web-of-trust and you have a communications medium. So basically that's friendster then with a rather more intensive old-skool version of instant messaging (let's call it "speech"). I wonder if there are people out there working on social software for phones. Or maybe social software that doesn't actually have much of a human interface at all, something that's really collaboratively sense related. Like a cyber-pet with two buttons that you can press - one if you really like a place and one if you really hate it. And then that's geocoded and shared through your web of trust (because you're similar to people you know). When you go into a place that everyone dislikes, your cyberpet freaks out. And if you go to a place that everyone likes, it starts to purr pleasantly in your pocket... I bet someone has thought of that as well...</p>
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.36.132
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 05/21/2003 08:08:17 PM
At the moment I can run Microsoft <a href="http://5star.freeserve.com/Palm/Communications/messenger-force.html">Messenger</a> and even <a href="http://web.vee.net/projects/azure/">post</a> to my blog via my phone. Admittedly this just conventional desktop social software migrating to handheld devices, but they definately gain something in mobility. Not sure about the privacy/spamming implications of your address book ideas, but I think the collaberative work one has wings. Modifying an existing mobile IM client and incorporating a whiteboard/wordprocessor surely wouldn't be too hard.
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@timzilla.net
IP: 213.123.115.142
URL: http://www.timzilla.net
DATE: 05/21/2003 08:19:34 PM
Does it even have to be a mobile-based application? My phone syncs with my desktop, so anything that's in my phone is also sat in a database that's addressable from a web client. If my contacts database could ping your contacts database through some kind of a trackback mechanism, wouldn't that have the same effect?
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AUTHOR: Ian A
EMAIL: istrada@iprimus.com.au
IP: 211.26.68.29
URL: http://northbysoutheast.blogspot.com
DATE: 05/22/2003 01:16:21 AM
My phone bailing out of my bike one stormy night and becoming MIA was such a liberating experience - I've now been free of the "who's cell's that" shuffle for way over a year!
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AUTHOR: Nico
EMAIL: nico@nicomorgan.com
IP: 194.143.175.209
URL: http://www.nicomorgan.com
DATE: 05/22/2003 10:04:49 AM
I particularly like Thought 2; that would make my life a lot easier in those situations where I drop my phone over the side of a boat...
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: andrew@andrewbarnett.com.au
IP: 203.29.225.246
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0116932/
DATE: 05/22/2003 01:02:27 PM
I like them. Except for the fact that they'll cost us a mint in charges. A little while back I wondered if it was possible to hack mobile phones to form a huge distributed network p2p without routing through the telcos: http://radio.weblogs.com/0116932/2003/04/10.html#a58. Yeah, I know, not very realistic. But an interesting idea.
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AUTHOR: Jim Hughes
EMAIL: jim@feetup.org
IP: 80.234.128.135
URL: http://www.feetup.org/blogger.html
DATE: 05/22/2003 02:01:34 PM
Funnily enough I know a few people working on stuff along these lines (and further) right now!
There's nothing wrong with being "unoriginal" I think it amplifies the point that this stuff is both desirable and necessary.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.35.67.85
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 05/22/2003 07:28:10 PM
Andrew, re: P2P on mobiles: a <a href="http://www.apeera.com/pgs/hphtm.htm">French start-up</a> also had the idea of running a P2P network on mobile phones (though via a method not quite as ingenious as your idea, I suspect). Sadly their version of P2P would be telco-controlled and more about sharing ring-tones than doing anything much useful. (Via an old <a href="http://www.apeera.com/pgs/hphtm.htm">Register</a> story.)
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AUTHOR: mm
EMAIL: me@maxmelchior.com
IP: 81.86.64.30
URL: http://maxmelchior.com/blog
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:10:58 PM
The "social network map of pretty much everyone" sounds scary. Who would see this map? How would they use it?
Maybe I've misunderstood how automatic these mechanisms would work, but they seem to eliminate all the social stuff: knowing who's interested in who, the joy of giving useful information, the creation of mutual obligation, etc., etc. How about automatically deleting contacts that you don't call enough or that you haven't introduced to enough of your other friends?
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AUTHOR: rob
EMAIL: strongrob@hotmail.com
IP: 203.97.2.242
URL:
DATE: 06/04/2003 09:06:27 AM
Just a quick three points:
1: People generally move in large groups
2: in any 100 people there ussally more then 4 weirdos
3: One size never fits all
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URL: http://www.timzilla.net/archives/000132.html
IP: 212.227.127.39
BLOG NAME: TimZilla
DATE: 05/21/2003 08:23:03 PM
They might be unoriginal, but they're still bloody good ideas. Does it even have to be a mobile-based application? My phone syncs with my desktop, so anything that's in my phone is also sat in a database that's addressable...
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URL: http://thekagys.com/ckagy/weblog/archives/000240.html
IP: 64.39.15.88
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DATE: 05/25/2003 02:03:41 PM
plasticbag.org | weblog Notes from a conversation with Dan Hill pertaining (in particular) to address books on mobile phones. I...
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URL: http://undergroundlondon.com/antimega/brain/archives/000130.html
IP: 216.218.167.2
BLOG NAME: the anti-mega outboard brain
DATE: 05/27/2003 12:08:00 PM
plasticbag.org | weblog | Highly unoriginal thoughts about mobile devices... *cough* ahem. *sits on hands*
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<p>After a large number of protests from users of this site, I'm going to have to open up my comments-related problems to the floor. But first things first, I want to talk really briefly about <a href="http://www.pair.com">pair.com</a> - a hosting organisation that I honestly can't say enough nice things about. They're reasonably priced, helpful and have been genuinely reliable over the last few years. I've still got the <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith Underground</a> running on a pair server, and with remarkably few problems... But there has been one thing that they haven't been particularly ideal for: hosting Movable Type based sites. </p>
<p>In fact, my problems with running Movable Type on Pair kept me using <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> for about a year longer than I'd expected. Pair have this kind of time-out running on cgi-processes that effectively means that (unless you know to run everything through cgiwrap) any decent-sized MT operation (say saving a new post) may cause the system to throw a wobbly. And you can forget importing large number of posts from other systems. I had months of trouble with that.</p>
<p>I want to make it clear that once I <i>did</i> install the site through cgiwrap, I didn't have any trouble - so in a sense my only gripe is that Pair are different enough from other hosts in the world to require you to go through a different installation process. I can't exactly blame them for that. And other people's experience of their hosting may vary from mine, of course...</p>
<p>Anyway - back to my problem. I've got MT running cheerfully on Pair's servers now. It's all very smooth - except in one particularly difficult area. Everyone who uses my site realises quite quickly that I've got a problem with comments. In fact, often when someone attempts to post a comment to the site, they get returned a Server 500 error. In fact normally the comments <i>have</i> been saved and it's just the weblog page that isn't rebuilt. But people don't tend to realise this, so there's routine multiple-posting. It's profoundly annoying. Does anyone have any brilliant ideas about how I could fix this problem. Is it something that I can do to make it less likely to happen? Or do I need to go and attack Pair with pinking shears?</p>
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: williamblaze@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 65.104.16.39
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 12:38:58 AM
Hmmm, I have the same problem, and I'm using Dreamhost which is actually the MT recommended host. Joi Ito has mentioned similar problems with trackbacks.
Are you using the default Berkeley DB? I think it might be a big part of the problem, but so far I've been too lazy to switch to MySQL. <a href="http://www.dailykos.com">DailyKos</a> a high traffic political blog that routinely has multiple 100+ post treads had similar issues that were mostly solved by switching to MySQL.
The other side of the problem is in the MT templates themselves. I use MT-RSS Feed, which transforms RSS feeds back into html links. When some of those RSS feeds are broken the probability of getting those 500 error increases dramatically. In fact I don't think I've gotten a single one since I cleaned out the bad feeds. Perhaps there is something in your templates slowing things down?
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: williamblaze@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 65.104.16.39
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 12:42:55 AM
Interesting, just got the 500 error and an indication of the comment shows up on the main page but doesn't actually show up when you click.
Are you getting these errors when rebuilding normally? Seems like the problem might be in the actual comment template.
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AUTHOR: William Blaze
EMAIL: williamblaze@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 65.104.16.39
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 12:48:48 AM
One last thought, it seems like the BCC On This Day, is the only thing different between the comments and the main pages, perhaps its the cause of your troubles? PS. the Remember personal info doesn't appear to be working.
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AUTHOR: brian w
EMAIL: brian@joannou.net
IP: 68.36.83.118
URL: http://www.joannou.net
DATE: 05/23/2003 01:04:48 AM
Pair told me immediately upon signing up years ago all about using cgi-wrap and how the reapers work. Did they leave you hanging? That's a pity. I've read recently (last six months or so) that they've decreased the terrifying efficiency of the reaper bots, allowing more RAM & CPU time for processes, though. A glance at the MT user forums turns up many, many mentions of 500 errors on all sorts of hosts; I don't get them on my (much much much lower volume) MT setup at all so I don't think they're pair-specific.
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AUTHOR: alan
EMAIL: alan@gliff.org
IP: 66.67.210.120
URL: http://www.gliff.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 03:49:07 AM
Give the mySQL version a try. The first time I used MT I was using the berkly DB version and gave up when I ran into similar problems. When they released the mySQL version I gave it a go and havn't had any trouble since. Of course your milage may vary.
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AUTHOR: Mike
EMAIL: mike@barkingmoose.com
IP: 68.54.154.124
URL: http://www.barkingmoose.com/
DATE: 05/23/2003 04:04:26 AM
I had similar problems last August shortly after upgrading my account with pair and moving to a different server. I was assured that it had nothing to do with the server I'd been moved to, and that my scripts were being killed by the reaper because they were using too much memory. Running them under cgiwrap was one option to solve the problem, but that same week pair was upgrading to FreeBSD 4.6 STABLE and support told me that would almost surely fix things. I never reinstalled under cgiwrap, and the errors did go away. I've also since switched to mySQL and am seeing even better performance. Pair has always been very responsive and I've never had a problem last more than a day or so, so I'm optimistic they'll get this sorted for you. Keep us posted.
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AUTHOR: Marcus
EMAIL: freonmonkey@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.85.142
URL: http://www.neverthink.com
DATE: 05/23/2003 04:35:09 AM
If none of that works, perhaps you should bite the bullet and switch to different hosting for plasticbag? <a href="http://www.zen.co.uk">Zen</a> are jolly good, although my current favourites are <a href="http://www.xsession.net">Xsession</a>, who are quite small but have splendid features such as unlimited transfer bandwidth in their standard hosting package.
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AUTHOR: Phil Ringnalda
EMAIL: philringnalda@barrysworld.com
IP: 12.45.56.133
URL: http://philringnalda.com
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:17:26 AM
It requires quite a bit of patching MT, but the very best thing you can do is install <a href="http://www.seanwillson.com/archives/2003/04/27/000501/index.php">Sean Willson's rebuild type mod</a>. It lets you say when to rebuild each index template: new entry, trackback, comment, or combinations. For instance, right now when a comment is saved, it rebuilds both of your RSS feeds, even though there's nothing comment related in them.
The other big thing you can do to speed things up and please the reaper is to avoid MTArchiveList like the plague. Especially without an archive-type, the way it is in the default "Master Archive List" template, it's the real killer of rebuilds, because the way it works right now (Ben's working on improving it) is to just merrily load up every single entry into memory. So if you can shuffle all your MTArchiveList-containing template code into a separate template that you include with SSI, and then use the rebuild type mod to tell MT to only build that template when you save an entry, chances are very good that all your comment and trackback troubles will go away.
I went eight months averaging around one failed comment save per day (gee, thanks DreamHost), but since I put in the rebuild type mod, I haven't had a single failure (knock on sysadmin heads).
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AUTHOR: Phil Ringnalda
EMAIL: philringnalda@barrysworld.com
IP: 12.45.56.133
URL: http://philringnalda.com
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:19:27 AM
(Content free comment, hoping to trigger a rebuild that will include my previous, 500-ed comment).
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 194.109.220.178
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:34:56 AM
I was on pair with U2log.com and had to move because of the reaper thing. I moved to Dreamhost, who then tightened things up and gave me the same problems. Then pair changed their reaper policy specifically to accomodate MT users. So I moved the site back again.
U2log.com runs with around 10,000 comments as we speak. I've got them mostly switched off now for other reasons, but with the MySQL thing installed they were running pretty smoothly and error 500 probs were reduced to a minimum. And I'm not even using the cgi-wrap option. I'm on eite.pair.com - I think there are differences between servers too.
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AUTHOR: Steve
EMAIL: steve@oclipa.com
IP: 217.39.218.12
URL: http://www.oclipa.com/blog.html
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:35:02 AM
I've got a similar problem at work since they upgraded the version of Apache on the web server. It turned out that my perl script was producing a warning message which was overrunning a buffer somewhere. Solution: remove the "-w" switch to turn of the warnings.
(I could have fixed the error message of course but that is a long story...)
Apparently the version of Apache they loaded either has tightened up it's error tolerance or has a bug...
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 194.109.220.178
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 06:35:47 AM
I was on pair with U2log.com and had to move because of the reaper thing. I moved to Dreamhost, who then tightened things up and gave me the same problems. Then pair changed their reaper policy specifically to accomodate MT users. So I moved the site back again.
U2log.com runs with around 10,000 comments as we speak. I've got them mostly switched off now for other reasons, but with the MySQL thing installed they were running pretty smoothly and error 500 probs were reduced to a minimum. And I'm not even using the cgi-wrap option. I'm on eite.pair.com - I think there are differences between servers too.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 09:18:57 AM
I think I <i>am</i> using the MySQL version of the site, actually. I don't have any trouble with rebuilding large blocks of the site - only with the comments facility - everything else now works perfectly...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/23/2003 09:33:45 AM
I'd just like to say thank you to everyone for being so helpful. I found Phil's post particularly illuminating, and tried turning off a few of the automatic index template rebuilds. I didn't think these would have any impact (I was under the impression that not all index templates were rebuilt anyway when you posted a comment), but turning off a couple of them appears to have had a tremendous effect. Most comments now seem to be going through without any trouble... I'll keep everyone informed if this continues to work...
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TITLE: Crème de Webloggia...
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<p>The last week and a half or so has seen me in fairly odd headspace - I've been pursuing a number of work-related leads, talking to substantial numbers of intriguing people and helping out friends with projects large and small. I have a number of forms I have to fill in and a number of phone calls I should be making. I have - of course - a number of bills to pay.</p>
<p>All this being the case, I've not had a chance to post as much as I would normally like. I've got a piece on the boil that I want to try and get out over the weekend if possible, but in the meantime you're going to have to make-do with scraps.</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://rands.jerkcity.com/archives/000138.html">Interview with Brent Simmons</a><br>
Among other really interesting insights comes a surprising and plausible statement: "I probably wouldn't hire anybody for anything unless they had a weblog."</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/2003_05_18_archive.htm#200312013">Bucket 'O' iPods</a><br>
"At that price," an Apple source said, "we're actually losing money on each iPod. "But we make it up in volume," he claimed.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/gaybar.shtml">Scott Mills' Gay Bar</a><br>
What total unmitigated wanker thought <i>this</i> was a non-insulting, non-degrading, non-offensive idea? No, really. I want to know...</li>
<li><a href="http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/000929">Aaron Swartz' Buffy Epiphany</a><br>
"On February 21, 2003 on watched my first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Since then, I have watched every aired episode of Buffy, spinoff Angel, and creator Joss Whedon?s other show, Firefly, from the beginning, in order..."</li>
<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3046791.stm">Making Water Go Uphill</a><br>
This year's Chelsea Flower Show includes an Escher-esque fountain in which water travels uphill. My mother is at the show this year, with a floral arrangement from Wroxham Flower Club.
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TITLE: Jesus! Won't you people stop for a moment?!
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<p>Jesus! What's wrong with you people at the moment? I don't have <i>time</i> to talk about all the cool things out there, let alone all the things that just tweak my interest. Damn you for making me linklog. Damn you to hell and back...</p>
<p><b>Blogs-Clogging the net?</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://snowdeal.org/section/ex_machina/archives/2003_05_01_index.html#200314643">Snowdeal on the Blog Clog</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://philringnalda.com/blog/2003/05/missing_the_blogclog_point.php">Phil Ringnalda's response</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://snowdeal.org/section/ex_machina/archives/2003_05_01_index.html#200319754">Snowdeal responds again</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/comment/story/0,12449,959151,00.html">The Guardian on the "Blog Clog"</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://google.blogspace.com/archives/000927" title="Only tangentially related, but Aaron makes an interesting point...">Some Google Search "Non-Issues"</a></li>
</ul>
<p><b>Entertainment</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.tvguide.com/newsgossip/insider/030523b.asp">Joss Whedon on <i>what happens next</i></a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/000120.html">Pictures of kittens!</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=579&e=1&u=/nm/20030523/en_nm/arts_cannes_gallo_dc">Vincent Gallo Quits</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.comicon.com/cgi-bin/pulse.cgi?http%3A//www.comicon.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi%3Fubb%3Dget_topic%26f%3D36%26t%3D001018">Chris Bachalo on New X-men</a></li>
</ul>
<p><b>Geek Stuff</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://labs.google.com/papers.html" title="Stunningly honest and upfront approach to making people feel good at work">Google celebrates the genius of their staff</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,58966,00.html" title="Study reveals properties of Dark Matter">More news about Dark Matter</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.port80software.com/support/articles/nextgenerationurls">Towards Next-generation URLs</a></li>
</ul>
<p><b>Design Stuff</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.uie.com/Articles/quiet_death_of_relaunch.htm">The Quiet Death of the Relaunch</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.rion.nu/v5/archive/000328.php">Stunning pictures of New York Gargoyles</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://interconnected.org/home/2003_05_18_archive.shtml#200307404">The future of beard-design</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com/">A stylish redesign from Ernie</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/000931">PowerPoint style outline of Tufte on Powerpoint</a></li>
</ul>
<p>There are too many sources for this stuff than I can actually count - but almost all of them will be on my list of weblogs on the right. If you liked this stuff, I'd very much recommend you wander through them at later leisure...</p>
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TITLE: Next generation URLs
URL: http://obarquinho.com/nando/memorias/2003_05.html#004161
IP: 66.33.197.8
BLOG NAME: wowblog!
DATE: 05/27/2003 04:13:36 PM
Towards Next Generation URLs, ou como limpar endere�os...
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TITLE: Discussion and Citation in the Blogosphere...
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PRIMARY CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
CATEGORY: Net Culture
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
CATEGORY: Social Software
DATE: 05/25/2003 12:51:05 PM
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<p>A few days ago a stunningly interesting article was published on Microdoc News called <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/20.html#a636">Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story</a> which aimed to look at exactly how a story or discussion moved through weblog space. I've been thinking along similar lines for a while now - at least partly as a way of articulating my problems with the iWire <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000433.html">Scaling Clay Shirky</a> piece. I've been trying to put down on paper why I think the iWire assertions are incorrect and to develop an alternative model of how discussion <i>can</i> occur usefully through the 'blogosphere'. In fact more than that - I wanted to illustrate why I believe the system works to actually generate <i>better</i> discussion than a simple discussion board - by (on average) helping to hide the bad content and making it easier to find the good content. I most recently wrote something that gestured in this direction (<a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/05/how_do_we_find_information_in_the_blogosphere.shtml">How do we find information in the blogosphere?</a>)</p>
<p>The Microdoc News piece is particularly illuminating because it's dragged some actual examples into the fray. After examining 45 "blogosphere stories" they found four kinds of posts and a relatively predictable pattern of their usage, with an initial weighty post generating an explosion of smaller fragmentary reactions, commentaries and votes (cf <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/02/casting_the_microcontent_vote.shtml">Casting the microcontent vote</a>). These posts are then aggregated or collected into another weighty post, which itself might have the potential to push forward the debate. Their four example posts are:</p>
<ol><li>Lengthy opinion and molding of a topic around between three to fifteen links with one of those links the instigator of the story;
<li>Vote post where the blogger agrees or disagrees with a post on another site;
<li>Reaction post where a blogger provide her/his personal reaction to a single post on another site;
<li>Summation post where the blogger provide a summary of various blogs and perspectives of where a blog story has got to by now.
</ol>
<p>I've been working in similar directions as this - in an attempt to resolve the questions, "Can you have good discussion across the blogosphere?", "What is the nature of that discussion?" and "How does it differ from message-board conversation?". And I think the answer lies - yet again - in going back to the beginning and looking at the way the web in general (and weblogs in particular) operate like an academic <i>citation network</i>.</p>
<p>The origins of the web are highly academic in origin. So it's hardly a surprise that the combined use of hypertext and discreet blocks of content comes to mirror academic citation in research papers. Apart from a few wry-eyebrow-raising academics, I think most of us would agree that the idea that useful debate cannot happen in academic discourse is patently absurd. After all, the vast bulk of academic research in both the humanities and sciences is published as part of an ongoing conversation involving statements and citations. </p>
<p>The weblog sphere has taken on a great many of the characteristics of the distributed academic community's citation networks - just at a much smaller, faster and more amateur level. Consensus can emerge (briefly or otherwise), reputations are made (deservedly or not), arguments occur regularly (usefully or otherwise). Nonetheless, discussions <i>do</i> occur, they <i>do</i> progress and they <i>do</i> reach conclusions. But it's happening at a granularity of paragraphs rather than articles. It's happening at a scale of hours rather than months.</p>
<p>The Microdoc article could easily have been written about citation networks in academic literature. And when we realise this, then lots of other things become clear too. The answers to my earlier questions are beginning to come into focus. And they remain basically simple answers too:</p>
<ul>
<li> <b>"Can you have good discussion across the blogosphere?"</b><br>
There are clear analogues for the way discussion over the blogosphere operates. One of those is academic / scientific discourse. This <i>suggests</i> (although it doesn't prove) that not only <i>can</i> we have good discussion over the blogosphere, that it was almost optimised in such a way to make it inevitable.
<li> <b>"What is the nature of that discussion?"</b><br>
Perhaps we can answer that now by comparing the Microdoc article with studies of academic discourse like <a href="http://www.emory.edu/EDUCATION/mfp/kuhnsyn.html">Kuhn's Paradigm Shifts</a>.
<li> <b>"How does it differ from message-board conversation?"</b><br>
If we know what the answer to the previous question is, then maybe we can answer this one by a simple direct comparison.
</ul>
<p>So here's my suggestion of how we can usefully conceive of discussion occurring across the blogosphere (and I think it's a model that's practically explicit in the Microdoc article, so forgive me if it's boring). We should think of it as a kind of <i>micro-paradigm shift</i> - a kind of hyperactive academia, where discussion moves forward in discontinuous chunks - with an initial weighty post articulating a position that is then commented upon, challenged and cited all over the place. But the debate doesn't move forward until someone manages to articulate a position of sufficient weight and resonance to shift the emphasis of the discussion to their <i>new</i> position.</p>
<p>The weight of these debate-structuring posts can often be measured in terms of aggregated insight - in which case it's a purely progressive model - an individual synthesizes all the interesting comments made by everyone else and pushes it slightly further, generating a new baseline from which the conversation can continue. On occasion, however, it would still be possible that an individual's reputation would be weighty enough that everything they say defines the scope of the debate - that smaller dissenting voices would not be heard - and the debate would be carried behind a leader of some kind. And of course there are the times where a debate fragments or polarises, where more than one of these structuring posts occurs roughly simultaneously, or with radically different views - bifurcating any debate. Nonetheless, debate remains a series of discontinuous leaps, structured by impactful posting.</p>
<p>Here's a diagram that I think illustrates how I think discussion happens between weblogs:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/micro_paradigm.gif" width="400" class="image"/></p>
<p>This ties in well with my previous article on finding information in the blogosphere. Because the smaller posts with negligible insight, voting or replicated insight are less likely to be linked to, then they're also less likely to be read. And yet their value remains - they represent the arbiters (in a distributed fashion) of what <i>should</i> be being read. The posts that one is directed to most quickly are these structural posts - places where some kind of micro-paradigm shift has occurred.</p>
<p>I'm going to end now with a bit of a brief discussion about the differences between this kind of debate and the kinds of discussion that one finds on message-boards. I'm going to start off with a comparative diagram:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/micro_paradigm_2.gif" class="image" /></p.
<p>On the left, you can see a normal piece of discussion - as it would occur on a threaded message-board. In this example, the top post is the first, the second post cites the first, the third also cites the first while the fourth cites both the third and the second but not the first. In this debate there is <i>no</i> filtering mechanism of any kind. If the second post is entirely off-topic or contains spurious information, then it remains very clearly in the context of the thread. And if that thread is linked to from elsewhere, there can be no simple evaluation of what posts are considered more worthwhile than other<sup>1</sup> - the thread is either good or it is not.</p>
<p>On the right, you can see a simplified diagram of the passage of a discussion through a citation network. If there are filtering mechanisms functioning through the community (in our case people choose who to link to based on whatever personal preference they wish to express) then the most important structural posts will self-locate towards the middle, generating a clear (almost linear) movement of discussion from first principles towards a conclusion of some kind. The conclusion itself may never be met - consensus may never be fully reached - but positions with regard to this evolving dominant narrative will be reached by everyone. Those posts which are merely "I agree" or "I disagree" will be filtered from the public consciousness, even as they have fulfilled a valuable function in directing people towards the next structural post in their debate.</p>
<p>So - what does this all mean? In essence I'm arguing that debate across weblogs self-organises in a pretty useful way. But I'm not going to pretend that it operates perfectly or that we can't do anything to improve it. However, it seems to me that rather than bemoaning the things that make debate across weblogs different, we should be trying to grease the wheels of those mechanisms. It's my personal belief (and one that I've expressed before) that things like trackback and <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> work so well because they are specifically building upon - enhancing - the mechanisms that make webloggia operate effectively in the first place. If you're looking for more specific suggestions, then I think that a balkanisation of blogdex would help different those mechanisms work more effectively within smaller communities with different and more distinct interests. After that, I have no idea. That's where <i>you</i> people come in...</p>
<p>Footnote: (1) Obviously <a href="http://www.slashdot.org">Slashdot</a> has made gestural moves in this direction, but there are some interesting differences between the way the distributed community of webloggers evaluate one another and the way it is handled on Slashdot.</P>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/25/2003 01:32:00 PM
I'd just like to apologise to everyone for bashing out such a large piece and then not proof-reading it before putting it online. If I notice any errors I've made, I'll correct them later in the day. If they're substantial, I'll point them out in the comments...
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 05/25/2003 01:47:03 PM
Scientific or academic discussions are 'usually' based upon research that has gone through a process of peer review. There are a few examples where this has been flawed, but the peer review process is a rigorous criteria for a discussion. Blogs are self-edited, in the majority of cases, but can still make or state policy or opinion. In that sense, the discussions you talk about are similar to the actions of political think-tanks. The discussion of an idea leads to the experiment.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/25/2003 01:58:24 PM
Yes - there are clearly some differences between the way people publish on weblogs and the way in which papers are published. One obvious difference would be that most people who publish in the academic sphere are a priori going to be experts of a certain level. But in a sense these don't create significant problems - peer review is still undertaken in weblogging, albeit at a later stage. Who you link to or choose not to link to, which articles you find interesting or are within your expertise - these constitute a form of peer review, as indeed does the presence of occasional experts who can more easily write the next structuring post - a post that could demolish your arguments systematically, and would be inevitably be linked to by people interested in the same subject.<br />
I suppose what I'd be arguing here is not that the parallels are exact but that they are illuminating and "good to think with".
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.41.125
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/25/2003 02:03:20 PM
Sorry - additional stuff - the think tank stuff is really interesting. Thanks for adding that. The other thing I wanted to point out to the world at general is that just because there is a barrier to entry in academic circles doesn't mean that all academics are equally good or that they all contribute something useful to the debates they participate in. We all know that this is not the case - the question is, given a block of people commenting on the same thing, will some of their work be considered better than others, get read more and end up being structural parts of the debate as a whole. I would argue that this clearly happens and that the same mechanisms work for weblogs, only with a much larger sample group of varying abilities and insights...
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 05/25/2003 04:01:18 PM
The idea that webloggers, by linking and comments, are in effect reviewing the publication of that view or opinion is warranted. A person or organisation can publish a body of work and be prolific, but if they're not cited in the wider sphere of what they're trying to influence or comment upon, then the idea exists but is not popular - the idea itself may be without merit and is an additional subclass, there are lots of bad conclusions published in science but rarely bad data (unless it's fabricated or reviewed in a incestuous way).
The problem lies in what the opinion hopes to do, once it's published the idea falls or dies by linking. This doesn't necessarily mean the idea is badly thought out or wrong. There is an abundance of scientific work which goes completely ignored but adds to a critical mass of 'data'; in pure research this may go unnoticed, eventually that work is acknowledged and subsequently, decades after the fact, it's capitalised upon. In the websphere this information is effectively lost because a Google-like repository only responds to links which have been made to the article, reciprocity makes a big difference here. In science, you not only deal with the peer review but the repository is openly available and never fluctuates. The publications are static.
The think-tank analogy is important, even in that case, thoughts and views have to published in a centralised, freely available manner. Additionally, a brain-trust only appeals to people who think the ideas resonate with their own. This adds another layer of filtering which can stifle open debate.
I look upon weblog opinion as influential in the realms of web technology and content management systems - I don't wish to denegrate other categories by their absence, I'm sure my opinion on those isn't interesting.
In essence, since there's no weekly Journal of Web Technology, blogs (could) help to fill that void. Even though the review system you outline is severely limited to the number of people who can see the content - internet, computer, time etc. - the biggest hurdle is to find the weblog and hope the latest entry has something worth saying to you. I do hope this all makes sense in some way :)
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AUTHOR: susan mernit
EMAIL: smernit@aol.com
IP: 69.3.199.37
URL: http://susanmernit.blogspot.com
DATE: 05/25/2003 04:19:10 PM
Thanks for the diagrams and the great piece... I have been working my way through this one and your posting really helped...
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AUTHOR: jebni
EMAIL: jebni@bigpond.com
IP: 203.34.164.10
URL:
DATE: 05/26/2003 01:16:57 AM
You've got to stay off the OmniGraffle, man, it's like, *crack*.
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AUTHOR: Ross Mayfield
EMAIL: rossmay@earthlink.net
IP: 67.112.122.92
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0114726/
DATE: 05/26/2003 10:35:59 PM
Bravo.
I would comment further here, but its a discussion board. I'll save people time and rely on a blog post to be filtered for importance.
http://www.corante.com/many/20030501.shtml#36644
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AUTHOR: fabio
EMAIL: fabiosergio@freegorifero.com
IP: 62.13.170.12
URL: http://www.freegorifero.com
DATE: 05/28/2003 09:12:48 AM
Interesting thoughts Tom.
You might want to check the <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/05/030515the_matrix_r.html#comments">comments</a> to a post on (of all things) <i>Matrix Reloaded</i>, over at Kottke's.
What I think is peculiar is that your considerations still perfectly apply: if you take the time to read through all 260+ (and counting) contributions you'll encounter the very same patterns you describe.
An original interpretation of the movie (<i>main post</i>), echoed by another similar one (<i>major response</i>), followed by scattered chatter (<i>micro-votes</i>), collected in a weighty post (<i>aggregator</i>) and so on.
Even more fascinating is that over time <i>hubs</i> (thought leaders) have clearly emerged ("Spoon Boy", "Brian"), with other strong voices taking the debate further and the rest adding random thoughts to the conversation.
Jason has seemingly decided to "relinquish control" in this case, and the <i>child</i> space has taken a life of his own, inheriting implicit rules from its <i>parent</i>.
Clay Shirky and <a href="http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/java/concepts/">object-oriented programming</a> fans should be proud.
A fascinating fractal-like case of <a href="http://ems.gphys.unc.edu/nonlinear/fractals/">scale-invariance</a>, the <i>micro</i> mimicking the macro?
Or simply an <i>ecosystem</i> starting to show its underlying patterns?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.113.68
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 05/28/2003 09:27:08 AM
Thanks Fabio! This actually reminds me - I've been waiting now for someone to write up a piece on, "The Matrix as Social Software" and <i>no one has</i>! It's either going to be a satire or a biting critique, I think, but I'm really surprised no one has done it yet...
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AUTHOR: dave davison
EMAIL: ohd3@aol.com
IP: 67.121.76.113
URL:
DATE: 05/29/2003 12:52:51 AM
Steven Downes OL Daily provided the link to your comments on discussions in the blogosphere - I found your use of graphics very helpful - supporting the view that good diagramatics help deliver a message with more impact - especially if the graphics can depict the "passage" of the discussion from initial post to final summary and serve as a map for late comers who would like to catch up quickly.
Have you thought of leading with diagrams or other graphics to gain earlier understanding of the context of your remarks and your point of view on other subjects - or possibly using a well-designed set of graphics as a map to the whole subect of blog-based discussions?
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AUTHOR: Nancy White
EMAIL: nancyw@fullcirc.com
IP: 206.63.251.155
URL: http://www.fullcirc.com
DATE: 05/29/2003 04:34:21 AM
Thanks for the thinking and sharing, Tom. (And I second Dave's comments about the visuals, though I would suggest there are many other patterns in discussion board conversations!)
What do you think are the facilitative aspects of conversations propagated through blogs - either intentional or "accidental?" For example, you mention summarization (which I would consider a facilitative action). Fabio suggests that the facilitative action can be moved through the group. Your thoughts? (I say this as a person interested in facilitative aspects of online communication, either by a "facilitator" or by a group itself.)
THANKS!
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AUTHOR: hector vila
EMAIL: hvila@middlebury.edu
IP: 140.233.69.55
URL: http://manila.cet.middlebury.edu/educare/
DATE: 05/29/2003 03:52:57 PM
We're experimenting widely with blogs in academe @ Middlebury College.
What you say, Tom, makes a lot of sense to me, particularly since we have students creating their own blogs (http://manila.cet.middlebury.edu/introcreativewriti/stories/storyReader$20), but really only discuss ideas and topics on the "motherBlog," if you will. This lends itself more to the traditional threaded discussion which you so keenly represent, above.
We're going to try and move to a more "blogCentric" model, again as you diagram above. We're running a very interesting course on Irish Literature and Film this Fall ('03), so we'll try it there and see how we manage.
Thanks for the valuable insights!
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AUTHOR: Lee
EMAIL: lee@leelefever.com
IP: 68.166.55.125
URL: http://www.leelefever.com
DATE: 05/29/2003 05:36:57 PM
Tom and all,
Thanks for the interesting post and ensuing discussion. I too think there is merit in the idea that blogs can create valuable discussion.
Here's one way I think about it...
I can see the blogosphere as a big online community/message board that is made up of self-managing interest groups. The members may not have the insular relationships that are built inside communities, but the context of discussions between bloggers can be even more rich.
Unlike most message board users, bloggers consistently link to their blog as their "profile". This enables a particpant to find much more personal context in discussion by having quick access to each participant's blog site- which can be a very personal experience.
I think that a blog working as a "profile" can add something special to blogosphere discussions by giving each blogger a rich representation of themselves and context to their posts.
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AUTHOR: Peter
EMAIL: peter@nakedblog.com
IP: 62.31.71.100
URL: http://www.nakedblog.com
DATE: 06/04/2003 01:53:31 PM
Much food for thought, as ever, Tom. A couple of points:
What if there are no paradigm shifts? An example would be Where is Raed? for which there tended to be only one comment... "It's marvellous, go see." Might this evolve in more of a "daisy-fractal" than your "linear-with-petals" suggestion?
Secondly: No disrespect intended, but Mr Kottke's commentary on Matrix Reloaded is hardly earth-shattering. Yet it currently has over 400 comments. The reason for that huge (in blog-terms) response owes nothing to the original commentary, but everything to the large pre-existing readership, imo.
It's acting not as a "blog-with comments" so much as a straighforward message board.
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AUTHOR: JJ
EMAIL: jj@merelo.net
IP: 150.214.191.24
URL: http://blojj.blogalia.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 12:44:44 PM
For some weird reason, I can't print this story. I get only the first page, and also cut. A ready-for-print option would be _very_ handy.
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IP: 81.3.64.11
BLOG NAME: Submit Response
DATE: 05/25/2003 06:12:47 PM
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BLOG NAME: Glacial Erratics
DATE: 05/26/2003 12:41:57 AM
[http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/05/discussion_and_citation_in_the_blogosphere.shtml Discussion and Citation in the Blogosphere...] [nid 0000R7] [http://www.plasticbag.org Tom Coates] makes some excellent and lengthy comments comparing debate i...
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IP: 63.151.45.1
BLOG NAME: Big Damn Heroes (Tech)
DATE: 05/27/2003 11:44:46 AM
Tom Coates offers a better-than-average look at the way message board discussion compares with blog-based discussion. Unfortunately, his well-considered conclusions are weakened by a faulty initial assumption. Like most folks, Tom seems to have an over...
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IP: 64.226.43.134
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DATE: 05/28/2003 04:04:43 AM
I don't write about some things because I consider them common sense. For example, a post detailing the effects of calling someone a bad name...
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URL: http://www.henshall.com/blog/archives/000252.html
IP: 12.96.164.198
BLOG NAME: Unbound Spiral
DATE: 05/28/2003 06:56:32 AM
Tom Coates article "Discussion and Citation in the Blogsphere" is a must read for anyone thinking about the impact of blogging on threaded discusssions. Great diagrams and analysis. What made this post particularly relevant for me it I'm tr...
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IP: 217.10.129.148
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DATE: 05/28/2003 10:21:50 AM
<a href='http://nslog.com/archives/2003/05/25/common_sense_big_thinker.php'>Common sense eq big thinker</a>
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IP: 213.253.43.5
BLOG NAME: Premise
DATE: 06/01/2003 06:02:43 PM
Allegedly inspired by something I wrote, Tom Coates has been writing a series of articles about the power of the blogosphere to filter and sustain good quality productive discussion. Using as few words as possible, I am going to attempt to respond....
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URL: http://randgaenge.net/2003/05/27.html#a1670
IP: 81.223.97.30
BLOG NAME: thomas n. burg | randg�nge
DATE: 08/06/2003 10:04:59 PM
<p>Spannende Diskussion rund um <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org">plasticbag.org</a>. Wenn man vom Paradigmenwechsel eines <a href="http://www.2think.org/kuhn.shtml">Thomas S. Kuhn</a> abgeht und mittels der Emergenztheorie ein Verst�ndnis aufzubauen...</p>
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URL: http://randgaenge.net/2003/06/03.html#a1689
IP: 81.223.97.30
BLOG NAME: thomas n. burg | randg�nge
DATE: 08/06/2003 10:07:37 PM
<p>Lilia hat die Liste angelegt. Elwyin Jenkins hat eine Blog-Lawine losgetreten und das in mehrfacher Hinsicht. Einerseits versucht er den Weg/Prozess/Verlauf einer Blogstory empirisch (d.h. wie ensteht ein Story, was braucht es dazu =</p>
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TITLE: Blogologue about blogologue
URL: http://blog.mathemagenic.com/2003/05/27.html#a629
IP: 130.89.167.145
BLOG NAME: Mathemagenic
DATE: 08/10/2003 02:16:29 PM
<p>Several related stories [via many in my news aggregator]</p>
<p><strong>1.</strong> <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/20.html#a636">Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story</a>:"cit"Through a study of 45 blogosphere stories, Microdoc N...</p>
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0121664/2003/05/27.html#a126
IP: 202.68.150.4
BLOG NAME: Conversations with Dina
DATE: 08/10/2003 02:32:01 PM
Some interesting follow up on the Microdoc News Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story
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TITLE: The Linear Flow of Discussion in the Blogosphere: the need for alternate takes and summarization
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0106698/2003/05/30.html#a147
IP: 208.229.228.133
BLOG NAME: Connectivity: Spike Hall's RU Weblog
DATE: 08/27/2003 03:07:02 AM
Summary: Tom Coates' site , "plasticbag.org" has social software relevance and eye appeal.
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URL: http://huminf.uib.no/huin303/camilla/arkiv/000128.html
IP: 129.177.211.173
BLOG NAME: Camillas blogg
DATE: 09/24/2003 04:00:40 PM
Har lest litt og skal lese mer p� f�lgende artikler i forbindelse med en eventuell oppgave om weblogger: HEARTS, CLUBS, DIAMONDS, SPADES: PLAYERS WHO SUIT MUDS av Richard A. Bartle Discussion ans Citation in the Blogosphere p� Tom Coates blogg...
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URL: http://huminf.uib.no/huin303/camilla/arkiv/000224.html
IP: 129.177.211.173
BLOG NAME: Camillas blogg
DATE: 10/28/2003 04:18:46 PM
Social Capital of Blogspace - ecosystem. Sirkelfigur m nettverkene. Ecosystem of Networks -kommentarene g�r mer inn p� horisontal og vertikal akse i politiske/sosiale/kreative nettverk. Microdoc News, Bloggning News: Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story Bo...
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URL: http://www.podbaydoor.com/archives/001144.html
IP: 63.247.142.216
BLOG NAME: The Pod Bay Door
DATE: 11/15/2003 06:23:46 PM
:: Geoff and I gave a presentation on Thursday afternoon called biblioBLOGS: Building Blogs and Sharing Information. During the session, we were asked about the difference between blogs and online forums. This is something I've thought about in the pas...
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URL: http://huminf.uib.no/huin303/camilla/arkiv/000246.html
IP: 129.177.211.173
BLOG NAME: Camillas blogg
DATE: 11/19/2003 10:55:24 AM
I'm back, trying to turn my mind from qualitative research and qualitative interviewing (thesis in one of the courses i take this semester) to blog discussions and categorization again(thesis in the other course). Today, the blog figuring on top of...
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TITLE: Weblog conversations are flows in a river delta
URL: http://blog.mathemagenic.com/2004/03/04.html#a1110
IP: 130.89.167.145
BLOG NAME: Mathemagenic
DATE: 03/04/2004 02:23:10 PM
Together with Aldo de Moor we are working on analysis of weblog conversations.
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TITLE: Are epidemics bad for your blog?
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2004/03/07.html#a506
IP: 212.198.60.13
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 03/07/2004 08:30:13 PM
Still in rude and frosty vein, I buried myself deeper in my lunchtime reading, after shaking his hand, when Andr
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URL: http://www.efios.com/blog/2003/06/03.html#a69
IP: 24.132.249.21
BLOG NAME: It's all about people and networks
DATE: 05/04/2004 03:23:41 PM
This came in the email the other day from Debby Kilburn.
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URL: http://huminf.uib.no/huin303/camilla/arkiv/000127.html
IP: 129.177.211.173
BLOG NAME: Camilla
DATE: 10/21/2004 09:30:54 PM
Har lest litt og skal lese mer p� f�lgende artikler i forbindelse med en eventuell oppgave om weblogger: HEARTS, CLUBS, DIAMONDS, SPADES: PLAYERS WHO SUIT MUDS av Richard A. Bartle Discussion ans Citation in the Blogosphere p� Tom Coates blogg...
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<p>As ever when I've written something long and vaguely serious, I can't think of anything to talk about for days afterwards. So to try and break me back into the writing habit, I'm going to talk a bit about the response that <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/05/discussion_and_citation_in_the_blogosphere.shtml">Discussion and Citation in the Blogosphere</a> has received. As <a href="http://nslog.com/archives/2003/05/25/common_sense_big_thinker.php">NSLog()</a> has pointed out, it's not the most revolutionary of posts, but I think sometimes it's still important to state what we believe to be obvious - either to have it challenged or because other people <I>don't</i> find it obvious. I think both types of reaction have taken place in this particular case.</p>
<p><b>(1) A few responses to comments</b></p>
<p>I'm going to start off by looking at a couple of the comments that I received about the piece. Jumping right in, these were (1) that I didn't talk about the kind of indented hierarchical threaded-discussion boards (in which discussion can take a much more non-linear approach than my diagram suggested) and that (2) my diagram of micro-paradigm shifts was too neat and doesn't mirror reality (<a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/26.html#a648">Microdocs</a>).</p>
<p>Firstly I'd like to say straight-away that they are - of course - both right. Real-life is always messier than abstractions, and I could never hope to have talked about all the kinds of online discussion boards that exist.</p>
<p>In the case of the indented-threading models - all I can say in my defence was that the piece I was trying to write wasn't so much about the directionality or linearity of message-board discussions, but more about the filtering mechanisms implicit in the system. Another <a href="http://www.journurl.com/support/users/admin/index.cfm?mode=article&entry=442">commentator</a>) also pointed out that some message-board systems allow trackback on individual posts. Here I can only say that there's a certain degree of bifurcation going on there - I can't see a way in which those people within the social system of the board itself can help the filtering process for strangers, except by moving outside it and linking to it from outside (say from a weblog). And he also talks about weblog / message-board hybrids - which again I can only say that I wasn't specifically familiar with. There are a <i>lot</i> of interesting models for online fora - and I hope people forgive me for concentrating for the most part on the one that the most people are familiar with... I think the most important thing that I want to say about this stuff is that <I>I was definitely not</i> undermining the importance of message-board technology in community-building. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool advocate of message-boards and have been playing with some new models in moderation and administration over at <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith Underground</a> for several years now.</p>
<p>As regards my diagram being too regular and not reflecting reality (again cf. Microdoc's <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/26.html#a648">diagram of this debate</a>)- where they see difference - I see considerable similarity. Let's call those posts that have one or less inward link "supporting" posts, and all those with more than one "structural" posts. If one does this, then <i>even at this early stage</i> it's clear that only a couple of posts are driving the discussion forward. At the moment the debate has bifurcated (I specifically mention that as a possibility in the last post) - and no doubt one of those will be taken further by a subsequent structuring posts at some point. While the reality will always be messier than the abstracted diagram, I believe that (if we give the debate time enough to develop) the two diagrams will come to look more and more similar.</p>
<p><b>(2) On parallels with academic citation networks</b></p>
<p>Now I'm going to turn to another common response to the post. A few people have argued that (i) the existence of peer review mechanisms and (ii) an expertise-based barrier of entry makes academic filtering mechanisms very different from weblogging ones. I've seen this position articulated on a few sites - particularly <a href="http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2585">2lmc</a>, <a href="http://tom.weblogs.com/stories/storyReader$1655">commonplaces</a> and a comment by <a href="http://www.corante.com/many/20030501.shtml#36644">Ross Mayfield on Many to Many</a> - but I'm going to concentrate (yet again) on <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/26.html#a648">the response from Microdoc</a> because it's the most succinct and clear:</p>
<blockquote>There is a substantial difference between writing an academic paper and having it published in comparison to blogging. In the academic world, I write a paper, have my peers review it, and then I submit it for publication where it may go through another review process, and eventually be published and it is from that paper that has two or three reviews that people will cite in their papers. That is, the academic paper is already "authorized" or "reviewed" and therefore has some weight already.</blockquote>
<p>This is certainly true - there is a substantial barrier to entry in writing academic work. You have to be (to an extent at least) an expert in your field before your words will be seen by the rest of the community. And that means you <i>also</i> have to be an expert in your field before you can <i>cite</i> another article as well (although you don't have to have the same level of expertise in the field of the article that you've cited).</p>
<p>But once you <i>are</i> inside that community of people, what then? Articles are not cited an equal number of times and nor are they given same value within the community - these mechanisms of citation and linkage appear to occur in almost exactly the same way as within weblogs. Individual scholars choose who to cite through a complex balancing act of who they wish to credit to, who directly inspires them, who they have to employ to back up their arguments and which articles have achieved such value and ubiquity that you can't have a discussion about a given subject <i>without</i> citing them (this last one is more common among graduate students persuing a doctorate). Some of these citations consist of nothing more than a vote - a gesture that the article concerned is pertinent to a discussion. Often articles (or books) crystallise a discussion and are treated as a baseline from then on.</p>
<p>Essentially - the only difference that having barriers to entry into the community makes is that the <i>criteria</i> for judging whether a piece of writing is worth linking to may be different. The mechanisms, however, remain identical. Certain articles get cited, others do not. Discussion happens in a series of discontinuous leaps - sometimes collapsing back onto itself, sometimes bifurcating - with the community self-filtering the good stuff to where it's most likely to be seen.</p>
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
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DATE: 05/28/2003 10:29:40 PM
You don't have to be an expert to publish in the academic field, Mendel was a monk and his work had a profound influence. My example is a little facetious since it's increasingly unlikely to happen again, although you get the odd surprise, Lorenzo's Oil. This argument works to your advantage.
Once inside the community you accurately depict the nature of citation, but there's an element of 'consensus' which comes into play. If you 'try' to publish and deliberately avoid a well executed piece of previous work (controversial or no) you will be corrected, the review process helps the argument prior to publication. Simple facts will be represented no matter what your conclusions may be, there's an internal equilibrium. This mechanism is absent, to a large extent, in bloggin'. If it exists you have to crawl through countless comments and trackbacks (if any) to understand what's being said. Very cumbersome.
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AUTHOR: fabio
EMAIL: fabiosergio@freegorifero.com
IP: 62.13.170.12
URL: http://www.freegorifero.com
DATE: 05/29/2003 11:42:54 AM
It is important to distinguish between the <i>quality</i> of blog-based discussions (Tom's original point I reckon) and the quality of the experience in <i>following</i> them.
Current tools/services are great to support <i>contribution</i> to a discussion/conversation, but they are to say the least <i>lousy</i> in enabling people to follow it as it unfolds.
Imagine entering a room filled with people, a party.
Ongoing conversations would be clearly visible from groups of people chatting, their tone of voice giving away the seriousness of the topic; even tacit information flows could be probably spotted through the body language of the participants.
This scenario can be a good metaphor of an academic environment, you need to be "invited" to the party to participate, before you speak you better understand who's the owner of the house, who are his best friends and so on...
In DataSpace this level of (social) <i>visibility</i> is totally missing, leaving people wishing to participate the unmerciful task of filling the gaps and metaphorically "looking everywhere" (including under the carpet) to check if there's anyone talking they might have missed.
The good thing is that everyone�s invited.
To raise the quality of the discussing <i>experience</i> we need to merge and fine-tune tools such as <a href="http://threadsml.org">ThreadsML</a> or <a href="http://topicexchange.com/">Topic Exchange</a>, and take advantage of new and existing tricks to create positive feedback loops.
On top of that I'd add that integrating something like <a href="http://foafnaut.org">FOAFnaut</a> would be a much-needed augmentation.
My humble take is that when some of these services will have had the time to become easy to <i>understand</i> and <i>use</i> (trackback being neither at the moment), with standards hopefully emerging, we might see a convergence of "blog-like" and "threaded" services, inheriting the best of both worlds.
An <i>UberComm</i> tool, with social-software-like enhancements to boost.
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AUTHOR: Perry de Havilland
EMAIL: pdeh@NOSPAMsamizdata.net
IP: 81.5.146.53
URL: http://samizdata.net/blog
DATE: 06/01/2003 03:18:37 AM
The trouble with blog-forum hybrids is that whilst most articles which produce heavy commenting will digress off the topic set by the lead article as the commenters engage in private dogfights, the threading of comments actually encourages this digressive process as the format itself add legitimacy to commenters going off into side-huddles-of-the-willing.
Of course whether or not this is a bug or a feature rather depends of how you see blogs philosophically. Personally I see the difference between blogs-with-comments and forums as rather more profound than many seems to think. To my mind they are optimal for quite different things: a forum is more interactive and free ranging, lending itself to running exchanges centred only loosely around a unifying core that tends to be set by the nature of the forum as much as the first post from which the threats sprang... a blog-with-comments however is far more focused on the lead article upon which the comments are being made, and anything (to my mind, at least) which distracts from that focus on the article is a bug, not a feature.
In short, a high degree of free ranging interactivity that a forum's threaded format offers is <i>and should</i> to my mind be sacrificed on blogs to retain more control and thematic focus (control-by-moderation is a separate issues independent of formats).
Of course opinions vary, but bloggers do need to think about how format can actually influence the nature of their ability to set the terms of debate and hence maintain quality and focus. As that is exactly what I seek to do on the blog I manage, I intend to avoid threaded comments but obviously other bloggers may have other priorities and objectives.
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<p>Lilia hat die Liste angelegt. Elwyin Jenkins hat eine Blog-Lawine losgetreten und das in mehrfacher Hinsicht. Einerseits versucht er den Weg/Prozess/Verlauf einer Blogstory empirisch (d.h. wie ensteht ein Story, was braucht es dazu =</p>
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BLOG NAME: Mathemagenic
DATE: 08/10/2003 02:16:45 PM
<p>Several related stories [via many in my news aggregator]</p>
<p><strong>1.</strong> <a href="http://www.microdocs-news.info/blogger/2003/05/20.html#a636">Dynamics of a Blogosphere Story</a>:"cit"Through a study of 45 blogosphere stories, Microdoc N...</p>
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<p>A few things that I'm taking the time to place inside my mind palace - as ever mostly culled from my favourite weblogs and news sources (see the <i>Weblogs</i> panel on the right):</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/">Credit Card Signature Prank</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://bgbg.blogspot.com/2003_05_25_bgbg_archive.html#200366681">Lunch with Steve</a> then <a href="http://bgbg.blogspot.com/2003_05_25_bgbg_archive.html#200363314">Dinner with Bill</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/board/1311828">B3ta to calm down on the gay stuff</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.macdevcenter.com/pub/a/mac/2003/05/30/macosxhints.html">Rob's Top Mac OS X Hints</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993785">Gecko tape will stick you to ceiling</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bletcherous">Dictionary definition of the word <i>bletcherous</i></a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/05/30/entertainment1837EDT0691.DTL">Richard Chamberlain opens up about being gay</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30954.html">Stunningly misogynist piece by Andrew Orlowski</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/149/metro/Bishops_eye_pastors_to_fight_gay_marriageP.shtml">Bishops eye pastors to fight gay marriage </a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://indyweek.com/durham/current/triangles.html">The FBI has been reading my diary</a>;</li>
<li> <a href="http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/05/Missionfulfilled.shtml">Where next for Warblogging?</a></li>
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TITLE: Stop bitching. Make it better.
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<p>The main problem I have with the weblog-related positions of professional writers like Bill Thompson and professional trolls like Andrew Orlowski is that we've had all these debates so many times before. Debate around A-list cliques has existed for years - as have comments that weblogs are ultimately trivial. It was over three years ago now that A List Apart published <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/fame/">Fame Fatale</a> - and that wasn't the first article along those lines. Some of the pieces had more justification than others. Some had little or no justification at all. Mostly, in time, people just <a href="http://www.powazek.com/wtf/">changed their minds</a>. We've walked around these particular avenues and alleyways several times now, each time accompanied by a new group of people who consider themselves slightly higher up the food chain.</p>
<p>It would be different if they accomplished anything. If Orlowski was working to improve weblog culture or pull it in a positive direction, then there would be value in that. If Bill's work was trying to rectify inappropriate imbalances in the social system that has emerged, then we might actually be getting somewhere. I don't think there's a single weblogger who thinks that there's absolutely no scope for improvement. But instead what happens is that legitimate concerns get pushed aside by florid rhetoric and high dudgeon, debate gets polarised, until eventually everyone gets bored and weblogging continues pretty much as it did before. Only this time with permalinks! Or comments! Or automated blog-rolling!</p>
<p>And the steady take-up of weblogging seems undeterred by these debates. People still continue to start weblogs faster than people stop writing them - there are now (by conservative estimates) hundreds of thousands of regularly updated sites. And with AOL and Microsoft rumoured to be getting in on the act, along with new ventures by <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>, <a href="http://www.20six.co.uk">20six</a> (etc.) it looks like there's going to be a hell of a lot more weblogs started in the next few years.</p>
<p>I think it's now time that people started to face this fact. That whether or not they like it (whether or not <i>any</i> of us like it), weblogging is not something that's going away in the next couple of years. Having an 'anti-weblogging position' is no longer even vaguely a 'real-world antidote' to unfathomable and unwarranted 'weblog hysteria'. It's just really <i>unhelpful</i>. It doesn't <i>accomplish anything</i>. So you want my advice? Work to make it better or sod off. If you think there's really a legitimate problem in the way that weblogs operate between each other then try and suggest a solution, try and suggest some things that are likely to be taken up and worked with by the extended community. Or think of something better than weblogs! That's got to be a more creative, positive and useful way of interacting with the world than sitting on the sidelines and bitching... Surely?</p>
<p>This piece was grumpily forged in the comments of the <a href="http://www.theisociety.net/archives/000660.html#000660">iSociety</a>'s weblog.</p>
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
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DATE: 06/03/2003 06:30:46 PM
I have no idea about the history of the blog critics, reading between the lines, Orlowski's comments show a wit, sarcasm and intellect which deserves more than being assigned as a troll. I believe he's not anti-blog. He actually praises them. His last article about weblogs says as alot about a level of quality and navel-gazing in blogdom. It's not so far fetched to think he's fullfilling the role you ask for, except he has no blog, just a column which has no trackbacks, comments and further interaction, unless you email him of course.
As for Thompson's comments, what was so bad about his criticism on the 'social software' discussion? In my mind, he's adding a few pointers and praises the level of writing from those involved.
Surely the level of criticism for a phenomena is indicative that it has some meaning and 'possible' influence, and some people would like to add their tuppence in that direction. Take the criticism as a compliment.
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AUTHOR: Andy
EMAIL: andy@andyproject.com
IP: 217.39.124.85
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DATE: 06/03/2003 06:43:56 PM
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.41.173
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/03/2003 06:45:10 PM
Hear hear! I chatted briefly about this post <a href="http://www.bbcity.co.uk/?q=node/view/164">here</a>. And you do bring up some very good points. For every creative, interesting use of weblogging there is always some bumjuggler out there ready to mindlessly criticise. And that's where the Orlowski's and Bill Thompson's come in.
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 195.92.168.165
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 06/04/2003 12:47:54 AM
I'm amazed you bothered to respond to this.
I stopped reading the drivel Bill spouts a long time ago, until people started referencing his nonsense on their weblogs - usually in anger to whatever tripe he was bashing out.
When he last took an ill-informed swipe at weblogs and social software, I posted a rant in response, but I wished I hadn't bothered.
I only noticed this article when I checked Jason Kottke's site out the other day, and I didn't even read the whole thing.
Best not to.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.45.42
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/04/2003 01:22:04 AM
<i>Orlowski's comments show a wit, sarcasm and intellect which deserves more than being assigned as a troll.</i> I notice you don't include faithfulness to reality on that list. More than troll, perhaps - less than journalist certainly.
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AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 192.146.136.129
URL: http://www.seldo.com
DATE: 06/04/2003 02:05:27 AM
I think the view that there is a lot of self-satisfied back-scratching in the blogging community is not unfounded. I think another well-founded view is that some people spend altogether too much time talking about blogging itself rather than blogging something original (present company excepted, Tom -- most of the time you talk about interesting things only peripherally related to blogging). I think the distinction between "journalist" and "blogger" is the same as between "professional" and "amateur" in sports -- i.e., the only difference is that some get paid. I think some people -- and this includes you now, Tom -- lack perspective on what blogging is, and how significant it is. Blogging is journalism with comments. It's not a world-shaping new social movement, it's not even a particularly new or exciting application of technology.
Blogging is just the natural progression of personal web pages from "pictures of my cat" to more interesting content, and as the number of mature/experienced web authors has risen, so has the number of interesting personal sites. That's good, but it's not earthshaking. And yes, blogs have comments, and yes they link to each other and they backtrack and pingback and permalink, but that's nothing more than back-scratching, nothing special.
I blog all the time, and I'm proud of what I'm written, but I'm proud of it because of what I've written, not because I wrote it into a blog.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.55.231
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/04/2003 02:46:08 AM
<i>"I think the distinction between "journalist" and "blogger" is the same as between "professional" and "amateur" in sports"</i>
And the other distinction is who enjoys it more? Bloggers do it for fun, journalists do it for money. The 'job' aspect of it probably diminishes their enjoyment of it, while the ability to post what you want, when you want and without the hindrances of publishing deadlines and screaming editors, or a need to stick to house style or political alignment (especially in the US... eg. Fox News) probably makes blogging a welcome relief. It's media, on the writers terms (no sticking to rules) - and thanks to the wide variety of choice, and the usefulness of RSS readers, to the convenience of the reader.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.6.22
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/04/2003 10:43:44 AM
Seldo - I think you're wrong about a few things. Firstly, everyone knows weblogging software isn't technically difficult. Secondly, weblogging is <i>not</i> the same as journalism - there are a variety of criteria that differentiate us from them. One of them is that they have access to all the resources of journalism and the other is that the individual is subordinate to the power of the brand and all that implies - fact-checking, the ability to fire people who don't write compelling, accurate or newsworthy copy. These are important mechanisms for newsgathering that individual weblogs lack. There are <i>types</i> of journalism that correspond more obviously with weblogging - the newspaper column, the opinion editorial and occasionally the written feature - but we should be careful in our comparisons. Weblogging <i>may</i> correspond to <i>types</i> of journalism - it may even be a form of <i>new</i> journalism (there may be different mechanisms at work) - but it is IN NO WAY that they map onto one another directly. Now as to the importance of weblogging - well we're not really in a position to tell yet. When I started there were a few hundred webloggers. Most. Now there are half a million. In four years. And not only are there half a million of them, they are aggregatable, there are connections between them. They may seem trivial to you, but think of it this way - if you could poll half a million people world wide each day as to what they thought the most important issue of the day was, wouldn't that be useful? Certainly there <i>is</i> potential here for something profoundly <i>useful</i>, even if not profoundly important. We'll see in time...
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AUTHOR: russell higgs
EMAIL: familyofbreath@ratservers.co.uk
IP: 62.60.57.62
URL: http:www.conformandobey.co.uk/blog.html
DATE: 06/04/2003 01:06:49 PM
i'd compare the importance of blogs with the equal importance of reality tv. we are living through the most insidiously conformist of times right now. an age of off-the-peg lifestyles and information that tends to eclipse the chances for home grown 'individuality' to take root. trendy and fashionable are the new conservatism. this, combined with the thoughts and actions of the past 100 years, creates a deep need to be able to access and view each other right down to a nose-picking level. we need to know about diverse human realities. secondly the professional /waged mass media tends to be populated by a singularly middle-class social agenda. its arguable that 'cyber celebrities' also tend to be middle-class, having the financial good fortune to be able to be technological pioneers. but generally mediums such as blogs and reality tv are capable of disseminating non-middle class conversations and perspectives.
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<p>I can very much recommend Clay's latest piece: <a href="http://shirky.com/writings/fcc_inequality.html">FCC, Weblogs and Inequality</a> to anyone who's even vaguely interested in either FCC regulation of the airwaves or the nature of inequalities in webloggia. I'm afraid I'm going to spoil the ending for you, because I think it's particularly pertinent to some of the recent discussions we've been having:</p>
<blockquote>The one incoherent view is the belief that a free and diverse media will naturally tend towards equality. The development of weblogs in their first five years demonstrates that is not always true, and gives us reason to suspect it may never be true. Equality can only be guaranteed by limiting either diversity or freedom. The best thing that could come from the lesson of weblog popularity would be an abandoning of the idea that there will ever be an unconstrained but egalitarian media utopia, a realization ideally followed by a more pragmatic discussion between the "diverse and free" and "diverse and equal" camps.</blockquote>
<p>My only issue with the piece is that the concept of equality is reduced to equality of audience/readership/influence and only briefly alludes to equality of opportunity.</p>
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<blockquote>"The history of mankind in the last three hundred years has been punctuated by major upheavals in human thought that we call scientific revolutions - upheavals that have profoundly affected the way in which we view ourselves and our place in the cosmos. First there was the Copernican revolution - the notion that far from being the centre of the universe, our planet is a mere speck of dust revolving around the sun. Then there was the Darwinian revolution culminating in the view that we are not angels but merely hairless apes, as Huxley once pointed out in this very room. And third there was Freud's discovery of the "unconscious" - the idea that even though we claim to be in charge of our destinies, most of our behaviour is governed by a cauldron of motives and emotions which we are barely conscious of. Your conscious life, in short, is nothing but an elaborate post-hoc rationalisation of things you really do for other reasons."</blockquote>
<p>So starts the BBC's <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/reith2003/reith2003_lecture1.shtml">Reith lecture series</a> for 2003 - broadcast a couple of months ago on BBC Radio 4. The topic of the lectures was "The Emerging Mind", and they were delivered by Vilayanur S. Ramachandran. They make for fascinating listening and are very much recommended.</p>
<p>But perhaps more impressive than the lectures themselves is that every single one of them is still available for download on Radio 4's site. And they're of eminently listenable quality, even if they're in RealAudio format. And it's not only the Reith Lectures that are online - in fact, almost every radio programme played on the station in recent months remains available. And there are a <i>hell</i> of a lot of those programmes covering all the major subject areas - all ready to be listened to on demand. Here's some to be going along with: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/">News</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/arts/">Drama</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/">Comedy</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/">Science</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/religion/">Religion</a> and <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/">History</a>...</p>
<p>If I sound over-excited, it's because - bluntly - I am. I've never been a devoted acolyte of the station, but now I can easily cherry-pick precisely what interests me it's becoming easier to see the appeal. For example - what other station would have a weekly programme dedicated to the history of ideas? And would that programme routinely have in such figures as <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/inourtime/inourtime_20021107.shtml">Steven Pinker</a> or <A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/inourtime/inourtime_20020711.shtml">Adam Philips and Malcolm Bowie</a> for round-table debates. What other station would manage to have two separate series about interesting numbers: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/5numbers.shtml">5 numbers</a> and <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/another5.shtml">Another 5 numbers</a> - as presented by <a href="http://www.simonsingh.com/">Simon Singh</a>.</p>
<p>I know I'm coming into this late. I know that everyone else in the UK is going to look at me funny and point out that I should have been paying more attention several months ago. But dammit! I'm as impressed by this as when <a href="http://www.britishpathe.com">Pathe News</a> put all its archives online.</p>
<p>P.S. If anyone can remember which writer it was that first described Galileo, Darwin and Freud as thinkers who decentred man from his view first of cosmology, biology and finally from his view of his own mind, then can you let me know. It's driving me mad...</p>
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AUTHOR: Stewart Buttefield
EMAIL: stewart@sylloge.com
IP: 209.139.192.30
URL: http://sylloge.com
DATE: 06/05/2003 12:42:00 AM
I like that Simon Singh. I ended up with an autographed copy of Fermat's Last Theorem (picked it up at Heffer's the day after he had been by to talk and sign) and thought is was one of the best pop science books I'd read.
Re the idea in your post-script: I first heard that in a conversation at ETCon, but don't remember who said it now. Maybe you?
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.75.165
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/05/2003 01:22:45 AM
Welcome to the slippery slope of Radio 4.
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AUTHOR: Ian a
EMAIL: istrada@iprimus.com.au
IP: 211.26.68.77
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DATE: 06/05/2003 01:42:25 AM
I knew this would happen once you crossed the threshold of thirty. Expect recipes and gardening on plasticbag real soon now!!
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: qB@DELETEfrizzylogic.org
IP: 80.177.18.254
URL: http://www.frizzylogic.org
DATE: 06/05/2003 09:25:27 AM
Several months ago? I think that should be years ago! Welcome to the fan club.
Re Seven Pinker, no big deal. Self promotion is his greatest talent. If you go to his website you will see ample evidence of his devotion to the BBC along with most other media outlets in the developed world. On the page called "engagements" or something similar.
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 132.185.240.13
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 06/05/2003 10:29:01 AM
I was involved in the process for setting up the Audio on Demand service at BBCi (I look after Radio Scotland online's broadcasts).
It was no mean feat - and the infrastructure required for it is huge - not to mention the bandwidth needed.
But it is a fantastic service, and attributed to a massive increase in visitor traffic to BBCi as a result.
Just wait until television programmes are available on-demand.....
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AUTHOR: the other BBCi martin
EMAIL: martin.belam@currybet.net
IP: 80.189.21.62
URL: http://www.currybet.net
DATE: 06/05/2003 11:35:12 PM
....i thought we were keeping that a secret ;-)
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AUTHOR: eanws
EMAIL: ean@walkersmith.net
IP: 200.83.95.234
URL: http://www.walkersmith.net/bl0g
DATE: 06/06/2003 02:02:18 AM
I live out in Chile, I am an expat, and well having access to Radio1 and 4 out here is a godsend. What I am waiting for is the TV to be browsable in the same way, I imagine the tech is there, just not the business model. It would be something I would pay for.
I like the comment about over 30, I too have reached that old age.
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AUTHOR: Gert
EMAIL: gert@REMOVEmadmusingsof.me.uk
IP: 81.152.99.29
URL: http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/weblog
DATE: 06/06/2003 01:07:36 PM
This weekend it's imperative to keep a check on the growth in the garden. the mixtur eof rain and sunshine ha smade the plants, bushes, grass grow.
Don't forget to dead head the roses.
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AUTHOR: Anne Galloway
EMAIL: anne@purselipsquarejaw.org
IP: 64.230.115.204
URL: http://www.purselipsquarejaw.org
DATE: 06/06/2003 03:28:15 PM
Two thoughts. 1. Over here, NOVA ran a great documentary called <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/mind/notebook.html">From Ramachandran's Notebook</a>, which, of course reminded me of Oliver Sacks' books. Damn interesting. 2. While I hear it is not as stunning as 20 years ago, the CBC still produces really good stuff and their <a href="http://archives.cbc.ca/index.asp?IDLan=1">archives</a> are brilliant.
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AUTHOR: Dustin
EMAIL: oneman@onemansopinion.org
IP: 209.234.76.206
URL: http://onemansopinion.org
DATE: 06/08/2003 08:15:00 AM
I believe it was Freud who humbly suggested that the three greatest scientific revolutions were those that decentred humanity: Galileo (or was it Copernicus?), Darwin, and Freud himself.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/08/2003 10:18:55 AM
You know - part of the reason I asked the question was because I had a sneaking suspicion that that was the case. I used to study Freud so I have a lot of his words swilling around in the back of my head at all times. I wonder what that means - it's interesting that Ramachandran decided to quote it as fact. More interesting still that he actually fouled up the begining of that lecture by saying that after those three, the greatest revolution was going to be the revolution of why humans behave the way they do. I think Freud may have been surprised to find out that his revolution wasn't anything to do with the mind... I'm going to assume that the quote - if it is indeed from Freud - is probably in his introductory lectures to psychoanalysis. I don't have them with me in London though - so if anyone can find them, I'd really appreciate it...
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DATE: 06/11/2003 07:13:14 PM
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DATE: 08/15/2003 08:57:07 AM
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<p>For some unknown reason I spent much of yesterday evening cooking a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/cherryandalmondcake_10939.shtml">Cherry & Almond Cake</a>. The finished product is a little burnt around the edges, but is extremely nice. Maybe a little too sweet...</p>
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<p>I don't know whether it's because I spend time working on user interfaces or whether it's because I'm profoundly anal, but the smallest imperfections in consistency in a UI can drive me mad. Weirdly, the large ones don't affect me so much - I suppose because large UI problems make applications essentially unusable. But those small ones... Nnngh... They're like specks of dust in your eyes that makes you weep with frustration, or the solitary grain of sand in your sandwich that sets your teeth on edge... </p>
<p>So while <a href="http://www.ludicrous.org.uk/mt/archives/000429.html">the debate rages</a> around the internet about failings of <a href="http://www.apple.com/isync">iSync 1.1</a> - with people complaining about bugs, problems with firewalls, lost data - I'm secretly delighted. One of the most profoundly annoying (and infinitesimally tiny) design inconsistencies in the application has finally been removed. I can sleep again at last!</p>
<p>In Mac OSX, you can choose to have shortcuts or indicators for a variety of applications sit in your Finder menu bar. Next to the system clock you can have battery power indicators, volume indicators, iChat status indicators, Airport reception indicators... The list goes on. Each one of these indicators is (by default) a black symbol placed onto the aqua-style textured background of the bar. When you select one of them, a menu drops down from it, the background for the icon turns blue, and the icon itself turns white. Except for iSync! This one remained black - with a small aura of white around it. <i>It drove me insane</i>.</p>
<p>Now though - today - with iSync 1.1 slowly sputtering and crashing over the sheer weight of my <a href="http://www.safari.com">Safari</a> bookmarks, I'm at peace at last. They've fixed it! The rollover is clean and simple. It looks right! It fits! Now all I have to do is find a way of sanding off the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/12/on_tiny_imperfections.shtml">tiny imperfection in my iBook trackpad</a>.</p>
<p><b>Which tiny imperfections drive you insane?</b></p>
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DATE: 06/09/2003 12:21:33 AM
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DATE: 06/06/2003 09:58:17 PM
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<p>A few things that drive me insane about some other people's RSS feeds which make the experience of reading their posts via a newsreader like <a rhef="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire">NetNewsWire</a> less simple, pleasant and consistent:</p>
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<li> <b>Excerpt-only RSS-feeds...</b><br>
Now before I start, yes I know that RSS feeds were originally designed to simply place site headlines on other people's sites. I think we can also hold as axiomatic that there are probably problems with the large-scale delivery of RSS feeds. And yes - I do appreciate that there are problems in tracking the number of meaningful times a page has been viewed via an RSS reader and that there are consequences in ripping blocks of writing <a href="http://www.zeldman.com/daily/0403a.shtml#soldout">unceremoniously from their individual design contexts</a>. Even know <i>all</i> of this, I think I can say with reasonable authority that providing full entries in your RSS feed has become a <i>de facto</i> standard (and those places that haven't done that unilaterally are increasingly supplying multiple feeds). Providing full feeds makes it possible for people to easily sync your most recent content to their computer (if they're using a desktop app) and read it in completely different places - like on the train or in the bus). More importantly, for those of us who read most of our regular sites through a newsreader, it's just <i>profoundly</i> annoying.</li>
<li> <b>Not linking to comments (if enabled)...</b><br>
Not everyone can have comments on their sites. Not everyone wants comments on their sites. If they can and do want comments on their sites, they might not want them on every entry. Help us out! If there <i>are</i> going to be comments on your entry, then find a way to show us through your RSS feed. The code I use to include a link to the comments in my 0.91 RSS feed (for example) is: <description><$MTEntryBody encode_xml="1"{body}gt; <MTEntryIfAllowComments><![CDATA[<p><a href="<$MTEntryPermalink encode_xml="1"{body}gt;#comments">Read the comments</a></p>]]> </MTEntryIfAllowComments></description></li>
<li> <b>Citing the number of comments after each entry...</b><br>
This may seem counter-intuitive, but think about it. Every time your entry changes, my newsreader picks up those changes and marks 'read' entries as 'unread'. This is really useful if there's been an update to that entry, but less useful if it's going to happen every single time someone posts a new comment. Particularly if you subscribe to a number of different sites (or you're tracking something like <a href="http://www.kottke.org/03/05/030515the_matrix_r.html">Jason's Matrix Reloaded thread</a></li>
<li><b>Only putting in two or three recent entries...</b><br>
I may only get the opportunity to catch up with my subscriptions once a day or maybe even once every couple of days. If you're only going to show me the most recent two or three entries on your RSS feed, then it's more than possible that I'd come to my reader to discover that every article on your feed remains unread. But what about the ones that have already dropped off? How will I ever know they exist unless I make a special effort to come to your site to check? And if that's your hope, then give it up - more likely I'll just never know that post existed.</li>
<li> <b>Making the link attribute refer to the site you're talking about rather than the permalink for your entry...</b><br>
Again - I don't care which is right and which is wrong. The de facto standard for the link attribute in your RSS entry should be its permalink on your site (if at all possible), otherwise an internal anchor to the specific post on your site's front-page. If you take this second option could you please make sure that the front-page of your site has the same number (or more) of entries on it as your RSS feed...</li>
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<p>I should point out - there's an arcane quality to the mechanics behind RSS feeds and RDF that I understand only gesturally. If I've said something profoundly stupid, then I apologise straight-away... This post was partially inspired by the release of a new RSS reader: <a href="http://www.fondantfancies.com/shrook/">Shrook</a> [via <a href="http://www.tesugen.com">Tesugen</a>].</p>
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: shrook@fondantfancies.com
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL: http://www.fondantfancies.com/shrook/
DATE: 06/07/2003 12:51:10 AM
Hi, I'm the author of Shrook, and this is going to sound like an advert, but I hope you find it interesting too. Shrook supports guid tags which mean the entry isn't identified by its content, which means problem 3 goes away. I wish they were more common, they solve other problems too. Also Shrook can hang on to old entries which helps with problem 4, though not if you've been away a while.
All of your points were definitely worth raising though, and thanks for linking me.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/07/2003 02:36:02 PM
Hi Graham - no I don't think it sounds like an advert. Thanks for coming and giving us your perspective. While we've got you here though - can I ask you a couple of questions about Shrook? <b>1</b> Why "Shrook"? <b>2</b> Do you think that by having "refresh when clicked on" option might cause site owners problems by increasing their RSS traffic even more than before? <b>3</b> I'm particularly interested in why you chose to use the drawer for listing weblogs rather than incorporating it into the interface in three-panes like NetNewsWire?
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: shrook@fondantfancies.com
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL:
DATE: 06/07/2003 06:11:36 PM
1. Shrook was the name on a random headstone in an episode of Dark Angel. I thought it was a cool word and I never thought of anything better to call it. 2. Not really - by default it's set to only check links if the channel is just about to be checked anyway (there's an option in preferences for how out of date the channel needs to be before the check when clicked thing kicks in). Anyway, if channels support <a HREF="http://fishbowl.pastiche.org/archives/001132.html">conditional downloading</a>, bandwidth becomes much less of a problem. I also have a plan to reduce checking bandwidth enormously, but it's a bit of a secret for now. 3. Because Mail looks much meater than NNW. NNW's single window feels really bulky and restrictive, and horizontal and vertical dividers don't look good where they meet. It seemed like the logical thing to do.
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AUTHOR: James Crabtree
EMAIL: jcrabtree@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 06/08/2003 05:38:04 PM
I admit, i know nada about RSS. But i have me a reader, having finally found one which isn't awful for the PC (Newz Crawler, if you want to know). And the intriguing thing is that on my reader, about half of the plasticbag posts are restricted. Thus the On Camden post doesn't show except for the title, but i do get a lovely picture of the cherry cake. The RSS post doesn't come up either. This fits a patterns of other sites - some have all there posts readable in window, some have some, and some have none except excerpts. So 3 questions. 1. How do I make sure all posts appear in window, so i can do it for my sites? 2. Whats going on with yours? 3. Is this all something to do with PCs not working as well as Macs for this?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/08/2003 06:29:25 PM
When you say restricted, what precisely do you mean? It's quite possible that my site's RSS feeds don't validate properly - I'll check into that immediately. Is it the same for both of them? In the meantime, I'll have a word with Mr Hammersley. I can't believe there still aren't any decent newsreaders for the PC though, so it might very well be my fault...
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AUTHOR: James Crabtree
EMAIL: jcrabtree@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 62.3.68.52
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 06/08/2003 06:46:16 PM
Rembering at all times that i'm a fumbling novice, and could be making some elementary bungle, what happens is pretty much what i said. In the text window, some of the blog posts appear in full, with pictures and so forth, while others get nothing but the title. So, On Camden, you get the headline, a link to the story, and a link saying "read the comments". On but on the others (Tom Coates family fun, your clay post) you get the lot. 9 out of the 15 posts i have are blank, with the rest giving the text in full.
Most of the sites on the reader, though, just give links, and you have to open the site in window. Our iWire site works like that. On the other hand, Kevin Werbach's post all come up in full.
So. Is it something to with how the blog is set-up (i.e. difference between MT, Blogger, Radio, etc) or is it the way i've set up the reader? I'm quite in the dark.....
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AUTHOR: Dave Meehan
EMAIL: dave.meehan@orificeworld.com
IP: 195.166.133.63
URL: http://www.orificeworld.com
DATE: 06/08/2003 09:14:38 PM
I think what RSS contains depends on where you come from. If its about syndication, then its 50/50 whether you syndicate (i.e. distribute content that other sites/applications can consume) the whole content or just an excerpt. If you desire the reader of the syndicated content to come visit your site for a 'fuller' user experience, that suggests that you give an excerpt or teaser that draws them in. If they aren't interested, they won't cause you extra bandwidth.
If you are just 'putting it out there' then you are not so interested in attracting people to your site specifically, and therefore you should include all of the content for an entry.
Lets face it, blogger are probably the most prevalent users of RSS feeds at the moment. Bloggers use RSS feeds because it allows them to identify which of the many other sites they are interested in have changed since they last viewed it. Given that bloggers like to provide solicit and give feedback for posts, and that RSS doesn't have the ability to include feedback information, you need the viewer to come to the site to provide that feedback. Therefore, for the blogger community, RSS really only needs an except, or possibly just a headline (although my personal opinion is that the headline must be descriptive enough to allow the viewer to know if they are going to be interested in the post, and therefore an excerpt is probably the best approach).
I don't think there is a 'correct' definition of whats in an RSS feed, as long as the timing is right. It depends on the producer and the consumer. My feeling is that feeds are simple notifications, not another way of presenting whats on my site. It does nothing for my bandwidth if I put all my frontpage content into a feed that gets checked every hour.
As for the number of entries, this is about timing. As my site content is about the now, once entries go over a certain age they become less relevant. I imagine (although I might be wrong) that most RSS consumers go for some sort of scheduled update - either they let the reader check and notify them, or they read on a regular basis. As a result, my feed contains as many entries as I've created in the last week. If someones going to subscribe to my feed, I assume that the last week is about as relevant as they need. Just putting the last 10, 20 or 50 entries in the feed assumes nothing, other than that you can't define your audience or the relevance of your writing.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/09/2003 12:30:03 AM
I'll agree with your last point - I think it's quite easy to say that 3 posts is too little, even if it's harder to say what's 'enough'. Your first point I have more trouble with. Certainly webloggers do use RSS feeds as update monitors. But because of the fragmentary nature of weblogs, it's actually quite time consuming to visit lots of sites even if you know they <b>have</b> updated. Let's put it this way - since I got NetNewsWire, I now read about five times as many weblogs a day. I find it much easier to keep track of, less time consuming and that allows me to do more - <i>if people don't just put in excerpts</i>. That's the point of sale thing - that people who are reading your site find it easier to read you - they're more <i>likely</i> to read you - if your full post is in your RSS feed. If you don't like that, or you don't think people need the whole thing, then give them the choice! Provide two feeds! The bandwidth issue is important though and needs to be addressed as soon as we can...
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AUTHOR: Joshua Kaufman
EMAIL: web@unraveled.com
IP: 198.30.78.235
URL: http://unraveled.com
DATE: 06/10/2003 02:59:50 PM
Note: RSS 2.0 has a <a href="http://backend.userland.com/rss#ltcommentsgtSubelementOfLtitemgt">comments element</a>, which some RSS readers support.
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AUTHOR: chrissie
EMAIL: chrissie@chezchrissie.co.uk
IP: 62.64.202.57
URL: http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/
DATE: 06/11/2003 10:27:55 PM
Well, I'm a total dunce about RSS feeds. But this interested me a bit. I picked something up here: http://www.fortysomething.ca/mt/etc/archives/002174.php -- I don't think this does precisely what you mean, but maybe close.
My feed is http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/index.xml ... how does it work for you? Any changes or improvements you could suggest? I really haven't got a clue what I'm doing! But I have noticed a couple of people accessing my site with a feedreader, so I would like to provide the best, flexible content I can.
Thanks for making me think. My head hurts, but thanks. :)
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: cdent@burningchrome.com
IP: 216.9.146.10
URL: http://www.burningchrome.com:8000/~cdent/mt/
DATE: 06/11/2003 10:55:53 PM
I have to disagree with you on point number 3. I want to know how many comments are available on any given entry, and I want to know that an entry has new comments. Adjusting the title of the entry with the number of comments is a dirty way of doing this, but it works. Comments end up being lost, hard to find, generally something too much other than than the actual entry unless some method of tracking is provided. And that's a shame. We are trying to have conversations here, right? So I've <a href="http://www.burningchrome.com:8000/~cdent/wiki.cgi?BlogTweaks#nid000013R">implemented</a> what I found in <a href="http://sylloge.textbox.org/">Stewart Butterfield</a>'s RSS. I rather like it.
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: a@b.com
IP: 24.211.176.220
URL: http://diveintomark.org/
DATE: 06/19/2003 07:09:17 PM
Re: RSS readers for Windows. I've heard insanely great things about FeedDemon from beta testers. Not publicly available yet though, maybe by the end of this month. http://www.bradsoft.com/feeddemon/
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TITLE: RSS feeds and their care
URL: http://www.charleshartman.org/mt/archives/2003/06/07/rss_feeds_and_their_care.html
IP: 66.33.208.8
BLOG NAME: charleshartman.org
DATE: 06/07/2003 08:28:32 PM
This bit from plasticbag.org inspired me to update my RSS 1.0 feed and add a RSS 2.0 feed, both with full entries… I had been meaning to change them for some time, but I kept putting it off because my...
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TITLE: Competition in "RSS Reader" land
URL: http://www.inluminent.com/weblog/archives/competition_in_rss_reader_land.php
IP: 12.96.164.15
BLOG NAME: inluminent/weblog
DATE: 06/09/2003 05:50:27 AM
You know, competition is good for the consumer, or at least that's the argument the government used against Microsoft a
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TITLE: Consejos para un mejor RSS
URL: http://ALT1040.com/archivo/000464.shtml
IP: 205.214.88.56
BLOG NAME: ALT1040
DATE: 06/15/2003 06:33:15 PM
Tom Coates de Plasticbag.org public� hace unos d�as un excelente art�culo llamado "Other people's RSS feeds..." con 10 excelente consejos para mantener un mejor archivo de RSS. Personalmente, creo que hay 2 consejos importantes que se deben de consider...
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TITLE: Bad RSS
URL: http://singletrack.org/~randal/blog/archives/000142.html
IP: 199.181.107.213
BLOG NAME: blog^2
DATE: 07/31/2003 10:49:26 PM
Last week I went and registered NetNewsWire, the undisputed king of OSX RSS readers. This basically means that it goes...
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TITLE: Making RSS work
URL: http://www.zeromachine.com/archives/000053.html
IP: 216.218.194.56
BLOG NAME: I Kill Spies
DATE: 08/01/2003 07:33:15 AM
What is RSS? What IS RSD? BlogSpace RSS FAQ RSS Explanation from "FaganFinder" Infoworld's RSS service Clients AmphetaDesk, a RSS reader Syndic8, a listing of a bunch of syndicated blogs List of RSS Readers from OurPla.Net BlogSpace RSS Reader List Se...
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TITLE: Bad RSS
URL: http://singletrack.org/~randal/blog/archives/000142.html
IP: 199.181.107.213
BLOG NAME: blog^2
DATE: 08/02/2003 02:01:01 AM
Last week I bought NetNewsWire, the undisputed king of OSX RSS readers. This basically means that it goes out and...
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TITLE: shey.networking: feed upgrade
URL: http://shey.net/mt/archives/000236.html
IP: 129.41.37.46
BLOG NAME: shey.net/
DATE: 09/26/2003 09:14:00 PM
Saw what the shey.net feed looked like on a PC using a random Mozilla Extension and were shocked... so we made some updates.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Tom Coates' Family Fun Hour...
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<p>Having been woken up from my post-unblocking-drains late-Friday-night sofa-doze by a bored Los Angelene, I shall pass time by casting a few web-pebbles into the memetic voting urn. I will make the links fun and not all about work stuff. I promise.</p>
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<li> <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/stewart_park.gif">Stewart Butterfield as a South Park Character</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/the_incredibles/large.html">Fun-looking trailer for Pixar/Disney's The Incredibles</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://ftp.mcad.edu/piotr2/folkways/polar3.html">Folkways Love / Folkways Hate</a> [via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">boingboing</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.d-kitchen.com/work/quicktime/320x240/sixf_320.mov">Quicktime movie of the 'Six Feet Under' Credits</a> [via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>]</li>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: On Camden's tube redevelopment...
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DATE: 06/07/2003 03:01:19 PM
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<p>The plans for Camden Town's <a href="http://www.thetube.com/content/pressreleases/0211/04.asp">proposed tube redevelopment</a> have been around since the end of last year, and I imagine debate has raged in the area. I've only just stumbled upon them though. My only real issue with them is that I wish they'd found a way to incorporate some of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/londondestruction/camden.html">the current facade</a> into the new building. Parts of London already feel characterless and inhuman - I can't help feeling that those early twentieth century tube station designs are almost iconic now, and that their loss would be a terrible shame...</p>
<p><img alt="camden_station.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/camden_station.jpg" width="400" height="279" border="0" alt="Proposed Camden Tube Redevelopment" class="image" /></p>
<p>What do you guys think? Is it more important to preserve the identity of a city or to look to the future? Is Camden moving in the right direction?</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/07/2003 03:09:00 PM
Oh and a quick addendum for those people who actually live in the area who are interested in the wider impacts - there's the beginnings of a really interesting discussion over at <a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com/cnv/topic.php3?l1=UMS3132&msgno=2121704">UpMyStreet</a>.
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org.uk
IP: 195.92.67.76
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org.uk
DATE: 06/07/2003 03:34:26 PM
I'm by no means a Prince Charles type, fervently railing against any modern architecture - but on first glance that proposed building looks absolutely *awful*! Why do they want to put what looks like some sort of glass and steel monstrosity in the centre of Camden Town, where it will fit aesthetically about as well if you dumped a small portakabin in the middle of Stonehenge? Ugh.
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AUTHOR: paulpod
EMAIL: paulpod@neuromantics.net
IP: 62.30.157.202
URL: http://www.neuromantics.net
DATE: 06/07/2003 05:42:05 PM
If it means not having to fear catching the plague when travelling to Camden, then all the better. Filthy, filthy place, even for the Northern Line. More of a shame is losing the goth-tastic electric ballroom.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/07/2003 05:44:47 PM
That's certainly true - but I suppose my more general question remains - should they have tried to preserve some of the facade of the old underground in some way, or is that just nostalgia?
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: psignose@netscape.net
IP: 212.113.164.99
URL:
DATE: 06/07/2003 11:01:09 PM
I guess they should... renewing the space without killing the classic station entrance would be a nice move.
There's a new apartment complex in Lisbon, where there used to be a very old, and well known, factory. They kept the original factory facade up to the 2rd floor, building in glass a modern structure from there. It looks prefectly normal from ground, and better when looked from above.
And about Camden, that building seems way to modern to fit on that environment. Hope it's just the CG giving that impression.
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: dave@brainsluice.com
IP: 203.97.2.243
URL: http://www.brainsluice.com
DATE: 06/08/2003 12:39:53 AM
To tell you the truth, I think people will just be happy to see the station in full use!
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 65.49.50.242
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 06/08/2003 01:46:26 AM
I think it's possible to meld modern architecture and technology with more traditional and historic styles - and I'm very surprised that more designers and architects don't try to do this. For example, my university has buildings dating back to the 1860's - really old and beautiful limestone buildings. However, all new buildings are still built in the same style, using the same limestone. Sure they look newer and more modern, but they maintain a certain consistancy with all the other buildings in the area that really makes the campus looks beautiful. Urban planners take note.
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AUTHOR: paulpod
EMAIL: paulpod@neuromantics.net
IP: 62.30.157.202
URL: http://www.neuromantics.net
DATE: 06/08/2003 03:16:07 AM
I think what I meant to point out is that Camden is not a particularly nice place - never has been. The fact that it has some "old" functional, semi-industrial architecture doesn't really mean much, and London, England even more-so has to realise that keeping things for the sake of keeping them, old or otherwise is not always the best avenue. Especially tube stations, which to be frank should be invisible anyway, or at the least, well signposted holes in the ground!
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AUTHOR: Fran�ois
EMAIL: apprentice@padawan.info
IP: 212.198.0.94
URL: http://www.padawan.info/
DATE: 06/08/2003 11:50:44 AM
Paulpod: hopefully not everyone think that of subway stations, otherwise the Paris subways and its beautiful Guimard's 1900 entrances would be destroyed by now. But may be that explains why the London subway (compared to Paris) is an underground nightmare.
Tom: if enough people are able to see and articulate what existing elements in the present building constitute a part of the local identity, then you have something more constructive than nostalgia or "the new buidling is ugly" complainst, which do not really help. <a href="http://www.padawan.info/culture/preserving_a_citys_identity.html">More on this here</a>.
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AUTHOR: AR
EMAIL: andrew@yellowcandy.com
IP: 217.36.9.18
URL: http://yellowcandy.com/brio
DATE: 06/08/2003 02:35:46 PM
I'm with paulpod on this one-- Camden is not a very aesthetically pleasing area as it is now, so I can't imagine that this new facade will do any harm.
It also might provide a reason to visit the area that doesn't involve shopping for: (a) a bong, (b) a tattoo, or (c) teak.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.139.226
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/08/2003 02:51:41 PM
I think Parkway is nice, and it's nice up around the canal/river. And even the bits that aren't pretty still have a pretty clear character to them. I don't think anyone doubts that Camden needs some work done it to make it a good place to live and work and visit again. I suppose the question is - is this the right way to do it...
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AUTHOR: Deek
EMAIL: dxg999@email.com
IP: 81.106.192.223
URL:
DATE: 06/08/2003 06:36:18 PM
Why not speak to CABE (www.cabe.org.uk). I'm sure they would be interested in getting an opportunity to comment on the planning application, if they haven't already done so. Their Design Review comments have a *huge* influence on the ability to these sorts of schemes to get through planning.
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AUTHOR: paul
EMAIL: paul@liketv.com
IP: 81.77.137.72
URL: http://www.catfunt.net/blog
DATE: 06/08/2003 07:11:04 PM
Camden station was never a classic tube station for architectural reasons but always had a great emotional resonance for me that I associate in my mind with the feeling of emerging from a great big dirty hole in the ground. Stepping from the dark to the bright light at the top of the escalators (This was before I moved to London in the early 80s so I'm allowed to be romantic about it). If any tube station ever deserved to feel like it had been dug out by hand it was Camden.
It was also one of the few stations that would be staffed with ticket collectors (in the days before barriers) simply because there were so many fare dodgers getting off there. Nowadays Camden is pretty much permanently on my list of no-go places/areas along with Islington, Cafe Rouge, All Bar One (any of them) but that's another topic (and there are lots more of them).
Finally, the new proposed building looks like it's in keeping with the Camden Sainsbury's which, when it was first built, looked hugely modernistic to my mind - probably because from the pavement you could see in and watch people shopping, an activity that was usually concealed.
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AUTHOR: Denise
EMAIL: hello@styledeficit.com
IP: 82.43.34.105
URL: http://www.styledeficit.com
DATE: 06/08/2003 10:51:39 PM
Difficult one this, I am in two minds. On the one hand the proposed designs look awful. Oversized for the area and like it's been dropped on Camden from the sky by a passing plane. I also love the red brick underground stations as they are part of an interesting history of the London Underground.
On the other hand... preserving a city's identity is a difficult one. A huge proprtian of London is taken up with Victorian buildings, but we are not the Victorians. Where is our identity? If we fight to preserve everything, what mark will our generations be making for the future? It doesn't mean we should destroy everything from the past but we shouldn't be so afraid to take a stand. If Gaudi hadn't made any bold moves for example, Barcelona would be alot less interesting architecturally. We can still design for the present, while respecting the past.
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: mwmc01@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 57.66.49.133
URL: http://www.londonmark.blogspot.com/
DATE: 06/09/2003 01:28:50 PM
I believe that the designs for the new station are awful. I know that the station has to be redeveloped because the ticket hall area and access to the platforms are far from good, but this seems to have been considered as only equally important as the potential commercial benefits of being able to add office space above the station.
The new design does not even remotely fit in with the rest of Camden High Street, Chalk Farm Road, Kentish Town Road or Camden Road and will, as you can see, dwarf the other surrounding buildings. I agree that the station is hardly a classic example of tube architecture but if the designers are set on replacing it, then surely something more keeping with the area would be better than this attempt to bring Canary Wharf-style design to Camden, irrespective of whether it fits with the area.
The current station is far from perfect, but at least it has character, which this bland, uninspired new design signally fails to achieve. I'd prefer something a little less 'high-rise-out-of-the-box'.
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AUTHOR: James Fraser
EMAIL: jamesfraser1982@yahoo.co.uk
IP: 193.119.20.134
URL:
DATE: 08/29/2003 11:03:55 AM
I think it is an absolute disgrace that Camden tube station is being redeveloped into that monstrosity of a building. London will soon turn into one of those cities which has absolutely no individuality or character.I cannot comment on the state of the actual transport system itself and i understand that if a new station must be built then so be it but Camden of all places does not need a station that would look dull in the heart of Milton Keynes.People live and travel to Camden because it is Camden.It has its own character and atmosphere. The plans for the new station would defeat the whole point of its own existence.Knocking down the Electric Ballroom is another disgrace.It is a landmark in the heart of Camden which has stood for many years and been the venue for many an important band.Perhaps we could replace it with a sign that reads-"we are capitalist pigs who discourage anything to do with culture,inspiration,individuality,freedom of thought,personality,optimism etc.We are dull heartless humans and you shall do whatever we tell you to do."
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AUTHOR: alix
EMAIL: alixcotton@orange.net
IP: 212.137.57.25
URL:
DATE: 02/04/2004 03:59:52 PM
I generally have to agree with people that the building is totally out of keeping with the character and appearence of the area.. however i am probably biased as i always lean towards historic architecture and have a love for old buildings. i suggest some sort of peoples revolt because no amount of web-chat without direct action will change the fact that they are the plans, thats what the building will look like because the powers that be have made their decision. stop talking..start acting.
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URL: http://www.padawan.info//preserving_a_citys_identity.html
IP: 212.180.126.185
BLOG NAME: padawan.info
DATE: 06/08/2003 11:41:56 AM
A propos of a project of tube redevelopment in Camden Town, Tom Coates asks if it is more important to...
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URL: http://www.kuboid.com/archives/000030.html
IP: 212.73.244.51
BLOG NAME: Kuboid
DATE: 06/08/2003 11:00:57 PM
Even though there's all this work I've been complaining about, I still ended up spending the entire morning browsing the internet. There was a definite theme to what turned up. Via Arcspace.com I came across Prince Charle's ramblings on architecture,...
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IP: 209.61.186.253
BLOG NAME: WE ARE HUGH
DATE: 06/08/2003 11:26:52 PM
plasticbag: "Parts of London already feel characterless and inhuman - I
can't help feeling that those early twentieth century tube station
designs are almost iconic now, and that their loss would be a terrible
shame..."
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<p>Celebrating the 30,000 word point, Cory posts a 2,000 excerpt from his upcoming book <a href="http://www.craphound.com/usrbingodexcerpt.txt">/usr/bin/god</a> (thanks to <a href="http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/2003_06_01_archive.php#200401604">The Link Machine</a>]:</p>
<blockquote>"You're the kind of sneering, <i>creative</i>, self-important 'consultant' that sucked the economy dry. You're a carpetbagger, Mason. You're a phony. You have a Humanities degree. You know the gag-lines from last night's South Park, but you can't write code from stubs. Wherever there's an entrepreneur with a great idea and a little money, there you are, like a tapeworm, eating the company out from the inside. I've seen a thousand of you, Mason, and there's no more place for you in the Valley. Go find another industry to pick on, and get the fuck out of mine." He delivered this all with a wet smile and a charming crinkle in his eye and only the veins standing out in his neck mirrored the hostility of his words.</blockquote>
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<p>I'm currently reading Steven Pinker's <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/014027605X">The Blank Slate</a> - recently published in paperback. Even though I'm only a fraction of the way through it, I can already recommend it. Part of me is prejudiced, of course. During the time I was failing to complete my doctorate, I spent a lot of time working with Freud. Many people are rightly suspicous of Freud - I would argue that you can't employ his work effectively if you are not suspicious. You have be prepared to investigate some of the cultural baggage of his period and to be aware of some of the science and philosophy that has emerged since he died. But whether you're suspicious or not - I asserted then and I still assert now that there is more value in having an explicit model of the mind to play with than to generate a fresh bastardisation on the fly every time you approach a problem which involves human agency. I suppose that's why I'm quite keen on this quote:</p>
<blockquote>"The interplay of mental systems can explain how people can entertain revenge fantasies that they never act on, or can commit adultery only in their hearts. In this way the theory of human nature coming out of the cognitive revolution has more in common with the Judeo-Christian theory of human nature, and with the psychoanalytic theory proposed by Sigmund Freud, than with behaviorism, social constructionism, and other versions of the Blank Slate. Behavior is not just emitted or elicited, nor does it come directly out of culture or society. It comes from an internal struggle among mental modules with differing agendas and goals."</blockquote>
<p>If I get a chance later I'll stick up a reaction paper I gave internally at Bristol University <i>years</i> ago about Haydn White's <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0801841151">The Content of the Form</a>. It's related. Honest.</p>
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: david@cloudsoup.com
IP: 81.135.11.4
URL: http://www.cloudsoup.com
DATE: 06/13/2003 02:24:53 AM
It seems your infatuation with Freud is spoiling a good read for you. No real psychologist of any worth pays much attention to Freud. In University courses the Psychologists do psychology and it's only the poor English undergrads who try to use Freud seriously.
Pinker is no exception. He said:
"[psychonalysis] was grounded in Lamarckism, nineteenth-century hydraulic models of the mind, and Freud's idiosyncratic beliefs ... the hypotheses from evolutionary psychology are testable and routinely tested, whereas Freud's were notoriously unfalsifiable."
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.195.60
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/13/2003 08:49:03 AM
Thanks for your comment. It was Karl Popper who originally wrote about how Freud was not writing science because psychoanalysis was unfalsifiable. Interestingly Popper also said the same things about Darwin's theories of evolution.
In fact, I wasn't writing to defend Freud in any methodical way, I was writing to celebrate the use of a universalising model rather than social constructivist theories of the mind, which I would have thought would have been an approach that you would have approved of. I also think - by the way - that you're confused when you use Alan Sokal as a rebuttal to my comments (elsewhere), since (although I don't particularly like his approach - one journal isn't the same as an entire tradition of thinkers, philosophers and critics) I think I was basically agreeing with some of his thoughts around this area - particularly that many of cultural studies/philosophies social constructivist ideologies can be terribly dangerous and unscientific.
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AUTHOR: Tom Stafford
EMAIL: t.stafford@shef.ac.uk
IP: 143.167.73.14
URL:
DATE: 06/13/2003 11:33:29 AM
Excuse me for for butting in...But does it matter if a theoretical framework is unfalsifiable? I can't think of any theory as broad as Darwinism or Freudianism that could be falsified directly. Surely the important thing is falsifiable hypotheses derived from the uber-theory, and then the uber-theory is refined or degenerates (a la Lakatos). It would be nice if evolutionists and evolutionary psychologists were a little less triumphalist - it opens us up to misdirected criticism (e.g. from creationists).
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AUTHOR: Richard Carter
EMAIL: rlc@gruts.com
IP: 212.126.144.12
URL: http://www.gruts.com/darwin/index.php
DATE: 06/15/2003 09:28:55 AM
In later life, Popper changed his mind about Darwinism and decided that it was falsifiable after all.
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<p>Five asides:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work/mt/archives/000592.html">Matt Jones on living in space</a><br>
"How many of you, like me, had shelves full of books full of images of suburban life being enjoyed on the edge of plexiglass toroid in geostationery orbit?" <i>I</i> did! In fact I had the very book that his featured photo comes from.</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html">Technorati Search</a><br>
Nearly three years after Blogger's internal search facility keeled over, we finally have a replacement - and one that will help you search 369,481 active sites.</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008GER0">Dark Side of the 80s</a><br>
I want this album. I want this album lots. It's got Eloise by The Damned on it. That's got to rock. I think it's probably time for someone to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3">buy it for me</a>.</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.oblomovka.com/entries/2003/06/07#1054969560">Danny sucks at DUX 2003</a><br>
In one of the funniest pieces of writing about professional life that I've read recently, Danny reveals precisely how badly he sucked on a panel discussion. Well worth a read.</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.bumplist.net/">Bumplist</a><br>
An interesting model this - a mailing list that can only have fifty people on it at any one time. As someone signs up, someone else is booted off. I lasted about ten hours on the list before I was ejected. In that time I sent one message and received one in return. I wasn't overly impressed. More interesting, perhaps, would have been a model where if someone doesn't post for four days (long weekend), they get booted off, freeing up a space for someone new. Otherwise, it's more of a thought-experiment than a useful project.</li>
</ul>
<p>Bugger it, I'm adding another couple because they're just too damn good:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/06/09/the_guy_in_memento_should_have_had_a_blog.html">The Guy in Memento Should Have Had a Blog</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast07sep_2.htm">Boiling water in space!</a>
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TITLE: Regelbaserad kommunikation
URL: http://mymarkup.net/blog/archives/001690.html
IP: 62.20.1.132
BLOG NAME: mymarkup.net
DATE: 06/09/2003 07:04:50 PM
Lustigt experiment, BumpList [via: plasticbag.org]. Det f�r bara plats 50 personer p� e-postlistan samtidigt, s� n�r en ny person anm�ler...
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<p>I'm not sure why I'm bothering collating this set of links, because you'll all flick through the first article, click on the realplayer movie of rectal endoscopy, watch in awed silence, howl in terror and grossed-out intrigue at the end and then leave and never come back to my site. Nonetheless:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://cabinetmagazine.org/issues/1/rectum.php">Is the rectum a cinema?</a> [<a href="http://www.laparoscopy.com/movies/rm/fbody.rm" title="Be warned! Seriously gross imagery involving sex toys, endoscopy and butts!">real</a>]</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.hitorstand.net/game_m.html">Learn to play Blackjack</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.pure-digital.com/Products/Product.asp?Product=VL-60623&PageType=Review">Could this be the digital radio for me?</a>
<li> <a href="http://gizmodo.net/archives/002242.php#002242">Gizmodo gadgets from 1983</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm" title="Esther Dyson? The A-list sure ain't who it used to be!">A Guide to A-list Webloggers</a> [via <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Hammersley</a>]
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@dozing.org
IP: 217.39.215.231
URL: http://www.dozing.org
DATE: 06/10/2003 03:16:29 PM
Just wanted to recommend the Evoke digital radio. I've had one for eight months now, and it's worked just fine. Only negatives are the lack of an option to power it by battery, and the single speaker. If you hook it up to a hifi, however, it sounds great.
Of course the other negative is that most of the stations on it play the same crap you get on normal radio, but once you start listening to 6Music and BBC 7 you'll wonder how you live without them.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.195.60
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/10/2003 03:40:09 PM
Can I ask you a question about that radio, since I've got you here? Presumably you haven't bought the extra speaker for it, which I understand, since it is a bit of an unnecessary expense. But what I really want to know is could I set it to wake me up with a bit of Radio 4 or would I have to reach over and turn it on?
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@dozing.org
IP: 217.39.215.231
URL: http://www.dozing.org
DATE: 06/10/2003 04:55:21 PM
Though there's an accurate clock sent with the radio signal, there's no alarm. I compensated for this by using one of those timers you can get for turning on lights when away on holiday. I have an old analogue one with pins to set the time (to go with my steam powered toaster and wind-up computer), but I think you can timers with digital displays these days. And no, I haven't got the extra speaker - seemed a bit expensive for what it is, to me.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.195.60
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/10/2003 05:33:25 PM
It's vaguely scandalous that they can sell something with a clock in it and not have it be able to have a timer set on it. It's such a weird piece of functionality to take out.
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@dozing.org
IP: 217.39.215.231
URL: http://www.dozing.org
DATE: 06/10/2003 07:36:27 PM
Whoops - I might have been a bit misleading there. The clock isn't actually part of the radio, but part of the text sent with each station, along with bit-rates, current song, news headlines, and all that fun stuff. (How nice it is to have a conversation about the finer points of digital radio. Believe it or not, I don't often get this opportunity in real life. But don't worry, I'll stop now.)
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AUTHOR: :: jozjozjoz ::
EMAIL: joz.joz@verizon.net
IP: 163.192.21.4
URL: http://www.jozjozjoz.com
DATE: 06/10/2003 07:50:59 PM
rectal endoscopy?
I think I'll pass on that link. But thanks for sharing!
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@longmans.net
IP: 62.190.236.241
URL: http://longmans.net/blog
DATE: 06/11/2003 06:09:09 PM
I've had a Pure Evoke since Xmas and it's lovely. Don't worry too much about the clock element. It looks great, sounds great, and it re-introduces you to the idea that you can channel surf on the radio.
I haven't bought the extra speaker for it. I've never really felt the need. The only weird thing I've found is that digital radio has a couple of seconds' delay, so if you move between two rooms with the radio on (and one is analogue), you get a sense of deja ecoute.
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AUTHOR: andrea
EMAIL: cucumber@mildlyobsessive.com
IP: 142.179.109.88
URL: http://mildlyobsessive.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 06:12:12 PM
i can't seem to process anything you wrote past "is the rectum is a cinema" link.
now i'm just going to keep thinking about it without clicking on it.
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AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 192.146.136.129
URL: http://www.seldo.com
DATE: 06/14/2003 03:24:32 AM
What, and Tom isn't on the list of A-list bloggers?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.134.55
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/14/2003 10:11:03 AM
Well of course not! I'm not A-list, I'm Old Skool.
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<p>There are some things that become so ubiquitous and familiar to us - so seemingly obvious - that we forget that they actually had to be <i>invented</i>. Here's a case in point - the weblog post's <i>permalink</i>. I mean - let's think about it. The problem was that a weblog's front page is by far its most visited page. This is the page where everyone actually sees your content (or at least it was until the creation of RSS feeds). But it's not possible for someone to effectively bookmark or link to that particular entry <i>on</i> that page, because shortly it will scroll off the bottom. Added to that, bookmarks operate at the level of pages, not posts. So how do you handle that? How can you make it possible for people to link to something with a higher level of granularity than just the page? Moreover, how can you get them to link to something that's not actually <i>on</i> the page you're looking at?</p>
<p>I remember when permalinks were invented - or at least, I remember when the concept was applied to Blogger weblogs in roughly its current form. After some digging around, I've found Paul Bausch's post on <a href="http://www.blogger.com/news_archive.pyra?which=2000_03_01_news_archive.xml#112347">Blogger's weblog</a> from March 2000. In the post, he referred to them just as "permanent links" - I <i>believe</i> it was <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org">Matt Haughey</a> who coined the term 'permalink', but I could be wrong. I've researched both their sites, but I've found little commentary about them...</p>
<p>When permalinks first emerged, I was highly dismissive of them. I felt really uncomfortable with how <i>hacky</i> they seemed. Late-1999 / early-2000 was quite a creative time for people making weblog-related toys and paraphenalia. The concept of the permalink had all the signs of being equally useless and badly thought-through. For a start, it required yet more clutter on the weblog-page. The designer in me railed against them. But more than that, they seemed to be a kind of weird abomination - a sin against <i>what links were there to do</i>. Clicking on a permalink didn't <i>take</i> you anywhere, you just ended up roughly where you were before, only in a more stable form. Sometimes (assuming you were already inside a site's archives) clicking on a permalink would even take you to the <i>same place</i> on the <i>same page</i> you were before. At the time I honestly didn't believe that they'd take off - that anyone would use them. But of course they did...</p>
<p>But why did it take off? What was so important about the permalink? It may seem like a trivial piece of functionality now, but it was effectively the device that turned weblogs from an ease-of-publishing phenomenon into a conversational mess of overlapping communities. For the first time it became relatively easy to gesture directly at a highly specific post on someone else's site and talk about it. Discussion emerged. Chat emerged. And - as a result - friendships emerged or became more entrenched. The permalink was the first - and most successful - attempt to build bridges between weblogs. It existed way before Trackback and I think it's been more fundamental to our development as a culture than comments... Not only that, it added history to weblogs as well - before you'd link to a site's front page if you wanted to reference something they were talking about - that link would become worthless within days, but that didn't matter because your own content was equally disposable. The creation of the permalink built-in <i>memory</i> - links that worked and remained consistent over time, conversations that could be archived and retraced later. The permalink <i>stopped</i> all weblog conversations being like that guy in Memento...</p>
<p>And yet no one seems to remember much about their creation. At the time they were a tiny paradigm shift in a tiny community of committed web-weirdos. No one thought that they might be one of the fundamental structuring principles of half a million sites. And so no one's really written about them. No one's really researched their creation. And no one's given Paul Bausch and the Blogger crew the mad props they deserve. It's probably time we did something about that... </p>
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 62.3.247.98
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 06/11/2003 10:03:11 AM
Interesting thoughts... I can't remember permalinks not being around. I guess someone must have been using them before Blogger decided to spend time on implementing them -- I wonder who used them first?
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 145.58.4.51
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 06/11/2003 11:03:52 AM
I remember at the time (before the term 'permalinks' was coined) I suggested to the team at Pyra they should build 'persistent references' which is a term I picked up from the CMT we used at work.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 06/11/2003 01:20:14 PM
Hear, hear. I'm sure you'll find older forms of the concept in different sorts of sites, though - at least this concept of wrapping an explicit link to an a-name tag around the tag itself, creating a link that seems to 'go nowhere'. I used it in my online novel in mid-1999, placing bookmark icons in each natural break in a page so that readers could return there without having to scroll through. So the appearance of permalinks in blogs didn't seem as unusual or discomforting to me.
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AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 67.119.7.90
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/11/2003 05:03:56 PM
I found <a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/archives.blah/005521">this post on my site</a> from early March 2000, where I proposed a hack for blogger, so that permalinks worked on the index page. After I wrote this up, pb coded the variable (or whatever it was called) so that real permalinks could happen.
I think people think I made up the term because I started using it at MetaFilter. here's <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000711151030/www.metafilter.com/detail.cfm?link_ID=900">a typical page from that time</a>, thanks to the archive.org. I believe I had them going a few months earlier, but this was the first reference I could find at the archive.
I distinctly remember hearing the word "permalink" somewhere else and using it on MetaFilter. I used to get a steady stream of questions asking me if it was ok for others to use the term and I always said yeah, sure I didn't make it up anyway. I can't recall where I first heard it or saw it in action (kottke's site might be the first use, dunno who called it a permalink).
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AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 67.119.7.90
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/11/2003 05:12:34 PM
Also Tom, you breezed by one more key fundamental thing permalinks allowed. In the weblog book I contributed to we repeatedly state how blogs are built on a post paradigm instead of a page paradigm that the web was originally built upon.
I really think permalinks made that distinction clear and allowed the by-post model to blossom. It made every contribution to a site behave like a distinct unit that could be linked to, quoted from, and extracted. It is funny how we don't even think about it anymore.
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AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 67.119.7.90
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/11/2003 05:17:51 PM
btw, <a href="http://www.kottke.org/00/03/000305finally_did_.html">here's Kottke's reference</a> to when he added permalinks
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AUTHOR: Rick Thomas
EMAIL: rickpb@evenview.com
IP: 66.32.87.205
URL:
DATE: 06/11/2003 06:21:38 PM
Two observations - The more initial scanning of weblogs is done in an aggregator, the less multiple posts per page format matters. Short posts don't require navigation. For long posts the reader may as well go directly to the permanent page. Soon "permalink" may just be, well, "link". - Why don't comments have permalinks? Seems to me the short bolt-on history of weblogs has lead to a Ptolemaic system centered on the "post" while the greater conversation is relegated to epicyclic hacks like comments, Trackback and ThreadsML.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anil
EMAIL: anil@dashes.com
IP: 68.173.25.187
URL: http://anildash.com/
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:04:43 PM
According to some of the things I looked up recently, Caroline's prompt is what caused the postID to be implemented by PB as permalinks in Blogger. So Caroline was definitely the inspiration and I see PB as being the father of permalinks.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anil
EMAIL: anil@dashes.com
IP: 68.173.25.187
URL: http://anildash.com/
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:06:21 PM
(I mentioned this the other day <a>here</a>.)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anil
EMAIL: anil@dashes.com
IP: 68.173.25.187
URL: http://anildash.com/
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:07:10 PM
Oops, bad URL. Try this:
http://waffle.wootest.net/iron/anil_dash.php
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jesper
EMAIL: jesper@lindholms.com
IP: 217.215.91.19
URL: http://waffle.wootest.net/
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:58:46 PM
Anil beat me to it.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Lock
EMAIL: mail@lockhartsteele.com
IP: 64.59.61.194
URL: http://www.lockhartsteele.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 08:29:58 PM
In the Random Footnotes to History Department, there's <a href="http://www.evhead.com/archives/2000_10_01_archive_default.asp#1059826">an Evhead post</a> from October 2000 about the Permalink�Timestamp Merger: "To make way for the comments icon, I got rid of the permalink icon and made the timestamp the permalink. I think this is a good idea that will hopefully become rather standard so people will know to look for it and blog publishers won't have to clutter up their design with "link" after each post." Which begs the important question: has time become any more permanent in the years since? (Or, alternately, what comments icon?) In any case, vive la revolucion!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Stewart Butterfield
EMAIL: stewart!@sylloge.com
IP: 209.139.192.30
URL: http://sylloge.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 08:30:27 PM
And while we're at it, <a href="http://www.sylloge.com/00-04-w1.html">a link to me cracking wise about Kottke's permalinks</a> back in April of 2000.
Back then I actually thought that XLink and XPointer would happen sometime in my lifetime and we'd be able to link to arbitrary nodes inside of documents on the web. Ha ha, jokes on us.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: megnut
EMAIL: meg@megnut.com
IP: 68.161.96.99
URL: http://www.megnut.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 08:37:21 PM
"what comments icon?"
Ah yes, for a brief time Blogger had comments in the first version of Blogger Pro (Q4, 2000). They were hosted on Blogger.com and loaded via JavaScript on a site. They were unstable and basically unusable, and thus disappeared, never, it seems, to return again.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Joe Clark
EMAIL: joeclark@pas-de-spam-joeclark.org
IP: 64.231.160.110
URL: http://joeclark.org/weblogs/
DATE: 06/11/2003 10:00:07 PM
It's not quite true that "[n]o one's really researched them." Tantek and Pilgrim have written on the topic.
http://tantek.com/log/2002/12.html#blog20021231t1332
http://tantek.com/log/2002/11.html#blog20021128t1352
I am now following their advice and using rel="bookmark" on everything, for example.
And many Weblogs do have permalinks for comments-- Cf. Pilgrim again. Remember, the fragment identifier id="", which can go on essentially anything, is your friend. The Web is made up of fragments (small, loosely joined); _id_ lets you identify them.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Mark Pilgrim
EMAIL: a@b.com
IP: 24.211.176.220
URL: http://diveintomark.org/
DATE: 06/11/2003 10:21:06 PM
It should be noted, for the record, that Netscape 4 does not recognize id attributes as anchors, only name. This has not stopped me from relying on id almost exclusively, even in HTML 4.
It should also be noted that id attributes can not validly start with a digit, but name attributes can.
And finally, at the risk of spinning this discussion into the flaming pit of blogospheric hell, when did UserLand tools support the equivalent of permanent links, and what did they call them?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Cam Barrett
EMAIL: camworld@camworld.com
IP: 24.239.152.74
URL: http://www.camworld.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 11:31:11 PM
I just checked my old archives. I wasn't using "permalinks" for each post but I was using anchors for each day's posts because I was storing my archives in a monthly format back then. Looks like I started doing this <a href="http://www.camworld.com/journal/1998/01/#2">January 2, 1998</a> when I moved to a new site design.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: pb
EMAIL: pb@onfocus.com
IP: 12.203.56.79
URL: http://www.onfocus.com
DATE: 06/11/2003 11:40:14 PM
I went back and looked through archived email to see if I could track down more information. Apparently, permalinks was seen as a *minor* improvement and barely worth comment. We were working on so many features at that time that were much more complicated...remote editing, something called an <a href="http://www.blogger.com/item_bookmarklet.pyra">item bookmarklet</a>, getting the flood of new blogs into the directory ;). It's too bad the orignial Blogger forum is gone, that probably has the story. I think it's tough to credit any one person for any Blogger feature--Pyra was an atmosphere of ideas. It was created by everyone working there, and from listening intently to ideas from people using Blogger.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Joe Clark
EMAIL: joecalrk@pas-de-spamjoeclark.org
IP: 64.231.160.110
URL: http://joeclark.org/weblogs?
DATE: 06/12/2003 02:54:11 AM
Actually, the W3C spec sez:
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/struct/global.html#adef-id
("Note that this attribute shares the same name space as the id attribute.")
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/struct/links.html#adef-name-A
Then:
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/types.html#type-name
ID and NAME tokens must begin with a letter ([A-Za-z]) and may be
followed by any number of letters, digits ([0-9]), hyphens ("-"),
underscores ("_"), colons (":"), and periods (".").
According to this, those lovely Blogger anchors are invalid. We knew that already, of course, and it could have been fixed three versions ago.
(Let's see how the autoformat daemon handles this much pasted text.)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: kari
EMAIL: myshirtisyellow@hotmail.com
IP: 204.198.30.216
URL: http://paladin.entwined.org
DATE: 06/12/2003 03:27:57 AM
i wasnt blogging back in 2000 so i definitely dont remember the creation of permalinks. but i am amazed that someone even thought of inventing them. they are very useful.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: VeerChand Bothra
EMAIL: veer@blogstreet.com
IP: 202.149.212.198
URL: http://www.blogstreet.com/
DATE: 06/12/2003 08:31:33 AM
Although not related to history of permalinks, this <a href="http://www.blogstreet.com/bpa.html">article </a>at BlogStreet talks about how the majority of blog apps / tools still deny their existence.
The point made in <a href="http://www.blogstreet.com/bpa.html">Blog Post Analysis</a> is that blog-posts and not just web-pages are the fundamental units of weblogs.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: stavrosthewonderchicken
EMAIL: stavrosthewonderchicken@hotmail.com
IP: 61.83.137.167
URL: http://www.emptybottle.org
DATE: 06/12/2003 12:37:17 PM
Tangential : I love you guys (no, really) but you _are_ funny, thinking so earnestly about who first made that evolutionary cognitive breakthrough and pushed it to the next level by contracting the words 'permanent link' to 'permalink.' Whoever it was, they better build some statues of him or her someday, by golly! (Shoulders of giants, I know, I know. I'm just being snarky...)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.195.60
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/12/2003 12:52:19 PM
Hmm. I think that's being a bit mean, actually. I think for some of us it's more like nostalgia. So there you go - I said it out loud - doing a weblog then was different to how it is now. Not better or worse, but different - it was a small hobbyist activity. I think there's an extent to which many of us have feelings of nostalgia for a period when pretty much everyone knew everyone, when someone starting a new weblog was a cause for celebration and when we all started to realise that something cool was actually happening. Give us old timers a bit of a chance to grumble on about how there's nothing good on TV any more, eh?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: stavrosthewonderchicken
EMAIL: stavrosthewonderchicken@hotmail.com
IP: 61.83.137.167
URL: http://www.emptybottle.org
DATE: 06/12/2003 12:56:51 PM
I don't mean to be mean, honestly. I'd have stuck in some smilies, but, well, you know... Grumble on, old-timers! We wouldn't be here, having all this fun, doing all this mad crap, without you.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Pete Bevin
EMAIL: pete@petebevin.com
IP: 216.130.212.111
URL: http://www.petebevin.com/
DATE: 06/12/2003 02:31:53 PM
Ummm, Slashdot was doing permalinks several years before Blogger was invented.
If your data structure treats the Post as a first class object, then it's reasonable to write a function to display a Post on its own page - and given that function, you might as well link to it.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: megnut
EMAIL: meg@megnut.com
IP: 68.161.96.99
URL: http://www.megnut.com
DATE: 06/12/2003 03:57:22 PM
I'm not sure that's the same thing Pete. The distinction of the permalink isn't that each post can be displayed on its own page and therefor have a URL. It's that each post is a discrete object -- with its own link -- within the context *of* a page.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Dave Winer
EMAIL: dwiner@cyber.law.harvard.edu
IP: 140.247.216.71
URL: http://www.scripting.com/
DATE: 06/12/2003 09:31:26 PM
Mark, permalinks came into Manila along with News Item Oriented sites in May 2000. The feature was patterned after Slashdot. Brent Simmons did the work. Look at this <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/2000/05/02">page</a>, scroll down to Beer. About flames, the best way to avoid them is not to start. Have a nice day.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Stuart Ian Burns
EMAIL: feelinglistless@btopenworld.com
IP: 81.131.84.212
URL: http://feelinglistless.blogspot.com/
DATE: 06/12/2003 10:50:26 PM
I actually began my blog without permalinks even though they were available because I wanted to keep the feeling of time passing of not going back. But as the months plodded on I realised that some of the writing I was most proud of was being lost in the archives (and in some ways still is ... Blogger still won't recreate the actual pages for the eight months worth of work from last July to the end of this February). So I when I decided to link to some representative entries on the front page it was obvious and clear that I'd need to add them in, and I'm pleased I did.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael Bernstein
EMAIL: webmaven@lvcm.com
IP: 68.104.53.59
URL: http://www.michaelbernstein.com
DATE: 06/12/2003 11:25:54 PM
Dave, unless I'm misreading the News Item docs, the URL of the News Item isn't intended to be a permanent link to the posting itself, but a link to something the posting is about, correct?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Theo H
EMAIL: theohonohan@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.67.66
URL:
DATE: 06/16/2003 07:38:01 PM
Hang on a second, though. In the first paragraph, you say "it's not possible for someone to effectively bookmark or link to that particular entry on that page, because shortly it will scroll off the bottom."
That's only if the blog URL doesn't change. A better
fix than permalinks would be to make http://blog.com/
redirect to http://blog.com/timestamp. That way, bookmarking -just works-.
This doesn't require fancy server stuff either --
a META redirect in the document will do it.
Your first instinct was right, I think. Permalinks,
as currently used, are a grotty hack.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael Bernstein
EMAIL: webmaven@lvcm.com
IP: 68.104.53.59
URL: http://www.michaelbernstein.com
DATE: 06/17/2003 02:47:10 AM
Redirection from http://blog.com/ redirect to http://blog.com/timestamp has it's own problems though.
It means you can't ever bookmark the front page of the site (at least, not without rewriting the bookmark).
It also means that you're assuming that a timestamp (which will presumably display the postings in reverse chronological order for that day, and use a named anchor to point to a specific posting in that day) is functionally equivalent to all uses of permalinks, which is definitely *not* the case. Many weblogs use the permalink as a unique URL for the individual posting, and don't include any other postings in that view.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 67.119.7.90
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/18/2003 04:47:30 PM
It looks like Manila didn't have real permalinks until <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backissues/2001/09/19#la8910313c3871e074ff5a2af9e409c34">Sept 19, 2001</a>. Previous to that, they were all funky, pointing at general titles instead of each (often unrelated) element beneath, like a true permalink should.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael Bernstein
EMAIL: webmaven@lvcm.com
IP: 68.104.53.59
URL: http://www.michaelbernstein.com
DATE: 06/18/2003 11:55:06 PM
Matt, that's the right date for item-level permalinks, but according to <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/2003/06/18#When:5:40:40AM">Dave's post today</a>, he's had top-level blue arrow permalinks since <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backissues/2000/06/18#aboutTheBlueArrows">June 18th, 2000</a>. The anchors don't seem to be working too well for some reason, though.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 67.119.7.90
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/19/2003 07:05:36 PM
Right, Michael, that's why I called his title and date permalinks funky. For example, look at <a href="http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backIssues/2000/08/31">this random day from 2000 on his site</a>. The first 5 or 6 posts have no title, so there's no way I can link to the third paragraph and link down (which is unrelated to things above and below it). True permalinks treat every discrete chunk as a discrete object, and Manila has that today, but didn't until Sept. of 2001
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Matthew A. Schneider
EMAIL: matsch@sasites.com
IP: 24.206.105.230
URL: http://www.purpleslurple.net
DATE: 07/10/2003 06:29:45 AM
Try PurpleSlurple for granular addressability on-the-fly: http://www.purpleslurple.net.
In fact try it on this page: http://purpleslurple.net/ps.php?theurl=http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/06/on_permalinks_and_paradigms.shtml
Then thank Doug Engelbart for the granular addressability concept as implemented on computers (circa 1968). Perhaps conceived earlier by Ted Nelson.
I suppose some monks get credit for the idea when they started numbering the paragraphs of the Bible.
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PING:
TITLE: Permalinks
URL: http://prolific.org/archive/atf/2003_06.shtml#006038
IP: 209.68.1.85
BLOG NAME: prolific.org (atf)
DATE: 06/11/2003 11:11:06 AM
plasticbag.org: On Permalinks and Paradigms.... I vaguely remember taking part in discussions / suggestions developing the brandnew Blogger and I...
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PING:
TITLE: L�nkbarhet �r grejen
URL: http://www.gustavholmberg.com/tomrum/archives/001522.html
IP: 209.68.1.93
BLOG NAME: Det perfekta tomrummet
DATE: 06/11/2003 11:26:50 AM
Den eviga diskussionen om vad blogging egentligen �r forts�tter, denna g�ng i ett inl�gg med vidh�ngande kommentarer hos F�rvetet. F�ruts�gelse:
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PING:
TITLE: Tom Coates digs up
URL: http://www.mikel.org/arch/2003_06_08_mikelarch.html#004567
IP: 64.56.239.34
BLOG NAME: mikel dot org | Michael Boyle's weblog
DATE: 06/11/2003 02:31:59 PM
some history and commentary on Permalinks and their creation: "At the time they were a tiny paradigm shift in a tiny community of committed web-weirdos. No one thought that they might be one of the fundamental structuring principles of half a million s...
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PING:
TITLE: Purple Number Paradigms
URL: http://www.burningchrome.com:8000/~cdent/mt/archives/000172.html
IP: 216.9.146.10
BLOG NAME: Glacial Erratics
DATE: 06/11/2003 06:49:44 PM
Tom Coates [http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/06/on_permalinks_and_paradigms.shtml comments] on how the small revolution of permalinks brought about a paradigm shift in personal publishing. He makes several points on the value of a permalink that...
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PING:
TITLE: permalink missive
URL: http://www.charleshartman.org/mt/archives/2003/06/11/permalink_missive.html
IP: 66.33.208.8
BLOG NAME: charleshartman.org
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:21:07 PM
Tom Coates @plasticbag.org has a thoughtful new entry on the history and importance of permalinks. Having set up a blog just a few months ago I remember being confused by the concept for a bit, then having an “aha” moment....
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PING:
TITLE: history of permalinks
URL: http://www.dashes.com/links/archives/20030608.php#006420
IP: 64.26.0.108
BLOG NAME: anil dash's daily links
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:21:39 PM
http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/06/on_permalinks_and_paradigms.shtml...
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PING:
TITLE: history of permalinks
URL: http://www.leuschke.org/quick/archives/2003_06.html#002623
IP: 66.33.193.51
BLOG NAME: leuschke.org links
DATE: 06/11/2003 07:54:54 PM
once again, traceable to Blogger / Kottke / MetaFilter
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PING:
TITLE: everyone talks permalinks
URL: http://shey.net/mt/archives/000143.html
IP: 129.41.37.44
BLOG NAME: shey.net/
DATE: 06/12/2003 03:34:12 AM
Tom opened up a nice discussion thread on the origin of permalinks, and lots of folks have weighed in. I...
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PING:
TITLE: Acticipating the PermaURN
URL: http://www.libraryplanet.com/archives/2003/06/13/index.html#002352
IP: 207.44.176.9
BLOG NAME: LibraryPlanet.com
DATE: 06/13/2003 05:02:20 PM
When possible, use a permalink, at least; an URN is even better. Remember that linking can be faster than searching....
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PING:
TITLE: What's so special about Permalink?
URL: http://blog.fiorile.org/fiorile/cgi-bin/blosxom.cgi/me/meditating/pm5.2003-06-14_1.writeback
IP: 203.204.132.96
BLOG NAME: ˅������������
DATE: 06/13/2003 06:55:14 PM
Schee 這幾天寫的東西很能引起一些想法。
我覺得奇怪的是，
Permalink
有什麼好
大
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PING:
TITLE: Simple Guide to the A-List Bloggers
URL: http://www.jeffooi.com/archives/000506.php
IP: 202.186.64.91
BLOG NAME: Screenshots...
DATE: 06/16/2003 04:24:31 AM
A-List bloggers. These are the real elites. Or what you will get when this bunch of bloggers are put together: Dave Winer, Doc Searls, Dan Gillmor, Howard Rheingold, Joi Ito, Chris Locke/Rageboy, Esther Dyson, Chris Pirillo, Ben and Mena, Adam...
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PING:
TITLE: The Permalink
URL: http://www.sharkbitten.com/archives/2003_06.php#000126
IP: 209.239.39.65
BLOG NAME: Sharkbitten
DATE: 06/16/2003 12:03:37 PM
One of the things that make the blogosphere so interesting is the fact that you can follow a conversation pretty easily throughout it's various participants'...
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PING:
TITLE: Permalinks.
URL: http://www.simiandesign.com/blog-fu/2003/06/001648.cfm
IP: 64.5.44.150
BLOG NAME: Blog-Fu
DATE: 06/16/2003 03:35:21 PM
Tom Coates has written and collected some good stuff on Permalinks. The history of the permalink, and why they evolved. And why they’re good. Nice collection of links to other sites as well....
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PING:
TITLE: Celebrating Permalinks
URL: http://www.diversionz.net/archives/001540.html
IP: 66.246.23.2
BLOG NAME: DiVERSiONZ
DATE: 06/16/2003 03:44:13 PM
I don't get much comments, or trackbacks, but I found this to be an interesting post on how Permalinks have
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PING:
TITLE: A brief history of permalinks
URL: http://theanswergrape.com/aweeblog/mt/archives/000590.html
IP: 66.96.128.113
BLOG NAME: Weeblog
DATE: 06/16/2003 11:37:46 PM
Explaining permalinks is far more difficult then I'd imagined. Hopefully something like this history of permalinks will make it easier...
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PING:
TITLE: The Ws of weblogging
URL: http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/06/16/the_ws_of_weblogging.html
IP: 209.61.183.90
BLOG NAME: dive into mark
DATE: 06/17/2003 03:40:39 AM
Sam Ruby has kicked off a fascinating discussion to distill the technical aspects of weblogging, in The Anatomy of a Well-Formed Log Entry.
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PING:
TITLE: Nine and a half liters of filtered water per workweek.
URL: http://www.allaboutgeorge.com/a2g/archives/000538.html
IP: 66.33.197.204
BLOG NAME: ALLABOUTGEORGE's a2g
DATE: 06/21/2003 01:23:51 PM
Who let the permalinks out? I want everyone to have an equal experience, sure, but I want it to be everyone having my experience, not me going to back to having everyone else's experience. My RSS feed is funky, sez There Is No Cat's Funkidator (via Phi...
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PING:
TITLE: Permalinks
URL: http://www.jjsbooks.net/blogs/archives/000522.html
IP: 161.58.167.52
BLOG NAME: Blogging
DATE: 07/03/2003 10:47:44 PM
Permalinks -- links to the individual filed copies of posts to a "blog" or similar website -- have a history...
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PING:
TITLE: Weblogs and Permalinks: Reflecting Back
URL: http://www.brainstormsandraves.com/archives/2003/06/18/weblogs_and_permalinks_reflecting_back.shtml
IP: 205.162.100.16
BLOG NAME: Brainstorms and Raves (Blogger import)
DATE: 07/06/2003 07:12:07 AM
Tom Coates of plasticbag.org wrote an interesting article last week On Permalinks and Paradigms... exploring how permalinks work, who coined the term 'permalink' and how the permalink started in the first place. Just as interesting to read is the comm...
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PING:
TITLE: A brief history of permalinks
URL: http://theanswergrape.com/aweeblog/archives/000994.html
IP: 66.96.128.113
BLOG NAME: WEEBLOG
DATE: 07/15/2003 10:35:39 PM
Explaining permalinks is far more difficult then I'd imagined. Hopefully something like this history of permalinks will make it easier for me to conceptualize and therefore explain to others....
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PING:
TITLE: Saturday, June 14, 2003 06:57 PM
URL: http://w-uh.com/index.cgi/posts/030614.html
IP: 208.36.168.50
BLOG NAME: Critical Section
DATE: 07/22/2003 11:22:06 AM
For you blogging connoisseurs, Tom Coates ponders permalinks...Scoble links Vonage, a new phone service which offers unlimited calling within the U.S. for $40/month, over the Internet. You essentially use your broadband connection as a gateway, and...
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PING:
TITLE: On Permalinks and Paradigms
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/2003/06/12.html#a174
IP: 24.218.229.154
BLOG NAME: root.cellar
DATE: 08/08/2003 11:09:57 PM
<p><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/06/on_permalinks_and_paradigms.shtml">plasticbag.org</a> On Permalinks and Paradigms...
...</p>
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PING:
TITLE: Links on Social Software, Blogging, Wikis and their Applications
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0121664/2003/06/12.html#a142
IP: 202.68.150.4
BLOG NAME: Conversations with Dina
DATE: 08/10/2003 02:44:58 PM
Today is 'click 'n link' day after yesterday's soul searching !
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PING:
TITLE: A Brief Note on Permalinks
URL: http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/2003/08/17.html#a515
IP: 64.69.94.168
BLOG NAME: Thinking Chaos, Thinking Fences
DATE: 08/17/2003 07:04:07 PM
Each entry on this site ends with a date stamp, comment and trackback links and a little foot: .
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PING:
TITLE: On Permalinks and Paradigms.
URL: http://www.rolandTanglao.com/2003/06/11.html#a4564
IP: 216.232.31.144
BLOG NAME: Roland Tanglao's Weblog
DATE: 09/15/2003 12:02:24 PM
(SOURCE: plasticbag.org | weblog | On Permalinks and Paradigms...
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PING:
TITLE: Masing for Congress?
URL: http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/local/masing_for_congress.php
IP: 65.42.38.35
BLOG NAME: 90% Crud
DATE: 10/06/2003 04:11:45 PM
I'm not ready to throw my massive political machine behind him yet, but Hans Masing is running for Congress. There are several things that I like about him, he's an underdog and so I immediately have sympathy. He supports small...
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PING:
TITLE: anchors away: on permalinks & comments
URL: http://www.ashladle.org/archives/000145.html
IP: 64.106.166.5
BLOG NAME: alembic
DATE: 10/15/2003 12:19:05 AM
I was reading an essay by Tom Coates in which he makes the case that the seemingly �tiny paradigm shift� of that linking functionality introduced by �a tiny community of committed web-weirdos� managed to bring on a revolution in the...
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TITLE: HALFAGLASS - A blog and a book about wine
URL: http://www.vaneats.com/2003/12/18#a2325
IP: 64.71.134.138
BLOG NAME: VanEats
DATE: 12/19/2003 06:22:47 AM
I like HalfAGlass 's approach to wine.
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URL: http://blogs.it/0100214/2003/06/11.html#a879
IP: 80.181.46.134
BLOG NAME: 4 Banalitaten
DATE: 12/21/2003 12:23:22 PM
Un reperto: l' invenzione del permalink.
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URL: http://mprating.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2004/2/15/20550.html
IP: 207.178.248.9
BLOG NAME: MP Rating
DATE: 02/15/2004 06:20:06 PM
MP Rating will rate Canadian Members of Parliament. We will start with the three candidates for the leadership of the ...
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URL: http://mprating.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2004/2/15/20626.html
IP: 207.178.248.9
BLOG NAME: MP Rating
DATE: 02/16/2004 05:56:27 AM
MP Rating will rate Canadian Members of Parliament. We will start with the three candidates for the leadership of the ...
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URL: http://keywords.oxus.net/archives/000395.html
IP: 63.247.134.231
BLOG NAME: Keywords
DATE: 02/25/2004 03:29:04 PM
Scott Sommers discusses some of the shortcomings of the Social Science Citation Index. I would add that the problem goes beyond the fact that the index is so incomplete, or that the user interface can be frustrating and difficult to use: I think it is ...
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URL: http://www.elise.com/mt/archives/000281what_is_a_permalink.php
IP: 64.62.225.2
BLOG NAME: Learning Movable Type
DATE: 02/29/2004 07:14:25 AM
If you are new to Movable Type and/or weblogs you may have encountered the term Permalink and wondered (as I did when I first read the term), what the heck is that? On Movable Type, a Permalink is simply a...
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URL: http://bigsea.rev9.com/2004/03/03#a155
IP: 24.225.32.9
BLOG NAME: BIGSEA
DATE: 03/03/2004 06:02:07 PM
Wondering what a permalink is? Here's a good weblog post that describes what they are, what they do, and why they are important.
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<p>A few interesting links about weblogs that have emerged recently (including a few about new-favourite-subject: permalinks) - many of these links taken from <a href="http://www.corante.com/many">Many to Many</a>:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.ecyrd.com/ButtUgly/Wiki.jsp?page=Main_blogentry_270503_2">Permalinks considered harmful</a><br>
"So basically, we have a nice concept of weblogs, but one of the key elements, permalinks, is being treated like a necessary evil, and hidden away. Some companies even break the permalinks on occasion; not even providing proper redirection. Clearly, some better solution is needed."</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.jspwiki.org/Wiki.jsp?page=PermalinksConsideredHarmfulDiscussion">Permalinks considered harmful discussion</a><br>
"Best thing I can come up with is a replacement of the permalink with an immediate 'blog this' embedded piece of javascript or something that rather than linking through to the post in question, triggers a posting window with the correct permanent link already filled in. But that doesn't solve the problem of people wanting to throw entries around between themselves and their friends by e-mail..."</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/003638.html#003638">Blogs are not democratic</a><br>
"Blogs are therefore something which empowers the individual, the blogger, regardless of the wishes, and therefore the votes, of a collective who might wish to have a say in what a blogger writes. The correct analogy is therefore the market place.."</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.blogstreet.com/bpa.html">Blog Post Analysis</a><br>
"Blogs are different. They are made of blog-posts and not web-pages. So they have to be treated differently. The correct units when dealing with blogs are the blog-posts and their permalinks. Blog Post Analysis (BPA) is an attempt in building a platform for blog analytics by identifying and presenting the fundamental units of blogs, the blog-post."
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URL: http://2lmc.org/spool/?id=2727
IP: 217.10.129.148
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DATE: 06/12/2003 03:42:51 PM
<a href='http://www.beblogging.com/blog/20020917-112331'>extensions in urls considered harmful</a>
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TITLE: Burning the name of god...
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<p>So there's a guy outside the back of my flat who has lit a bonfire against the back wall of my building. The flames are licking up the wall. There is a large empty courtyard behind him. But no - the bonfire obviously has to be lit <i>on</i> the building. I asked him what he was doing with the whole "lighting a big fire against my building" thing. He evidently thought I was reacting entirely strangely about his completely legitimate arson attempts because he looked quite surprised by my question. Maybe he's been setting fire to things for about ten years and no one in England has felt able to comment before. "I'm sure he'll go away eventually dear... Just grin and bear it, eh?"</p>
<p>So anyway, it turns out he's trying to getting rid of paper "with the name of god on it" and didn't want to be disrespectful by putting it in the bin. He thought he'd best light the bonfire against my building (flames licking up the wall) during the day, "because [he] didn't think people would be at home", so clearly it would be less inconvenient for them. Unless of course they got home and they didn't - you know - have a flat any more. I was terribly polite. I asked him if he knew what he was doing, he asserted he did. I looked a bit uncomfortable, but I didn't want to be rude. So I came back inside and left him to it. Funny old world.</p>
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URL: http://www.vervelab.org/archives/2003_06.html#000130
IP: 162.42.208.240
BLOG NAME: verveblog
DATE: 06/13/2003 05:30:35 AM
there is just no explaining some people. i mean, really. what can you say to somebody like that? um, please don't burn down my house? yeah, that'll work....
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URL: http://oskarn.org/archives/000540.html
IP: 213.161.64.78
BLOG NAME: oskarn
DATE: 06/14/2003 01:10:32 AM
oskar is back! but you'll have to wait awhile for pictures. In the meantime people are setting fire to things. This is quite a coincidence given that Oskar spent the day puking up mucus and cheese after our immediate rear...
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TITLE: On rapid constitutional change...
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CATEGORY: Politics
DATE: 06/13/2003 12:21:17 PM
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<p>Beat this Americans... <b>1,400</b> years after the post was first created, <a href="http://politics.guardian.co.uk/labour/story/0,9061,976552,00.html">the role of the Lord Chancellor in the UK has been abolished</a>. And, for the first time in hundreds of years, the political establishment and the judiciary have been forcibly separated from one another. This - obviously - is a tremendous move and almost certainly a positive one. My only anxiety is the speed of the shift and the way it doesn't really appear to have been the result of <i>any</i> public debate. We will soon have a supreme court. Who knew? [Thanks to <a href="http://www.dragonthief.com">Michael</a> for the link]</p>
<blockquote> Tony Blair revealed a renewed thirst for radical constitutional reform yesterday when he swept aside 1,400 years of history by abolishing the post of lord chancellor and setting up a new US-style supreme court in place of the law lords.<br>
The prime minister will also set up an independent judicial appointments commission, a reform resisted until very recently by Derry Irvine, who quit the government yesterday after six years.<br>
The reforms, the product of a long Whitehall battle, bring about the much-demanded separation of powers between the judiciary and politicians. </blockquote>
<p>I'm really interested in a debate about this subject - is it a good thing or a bad thing? Is it being pushed through? Where's the debate?</p>
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AUTHOR: Will Davies
EMAIL: wdavies@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 217.45.255.241
URL: http://www.theisociety.net
DATE: 06/13/2003 02:17:18 PM
Well the position had been deemed 'illegal' by the European Court of Human Rights...
Where's the debate, you ask? It happened about 250 years ago when Montesquieu first wrote about the separation of powers. Tony Blair has obviously moved from the Bible, through the Koran, and come stumbling across 'The Enlightenment'. At this rate he'll be discovering socialism before the summer's out.
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AUTHOR: pogo
EMAIL: pogothemonkey@talk21.com
IP: 213.123.222.75
URL: http://dearie-me.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/13/2003 04:01:56 PM
I'm gobsmacked. First I've heard of it - there hasn't been any debate at all, or at least nothing covered by the papers.
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 06/13/2003 04:18:17 PM
We could go a bit further in the timeline to Sir Thomas More and his resistance to Henry VIII. There was a small 'debate', at that time, about the role of Lord Chancellor. We all know where that embarrassing situation led.
Rapid change is perceptive at best, can the government slowly remove the Lord Chancellor from his position? Does public debate (not papers and politicians) influence the government? I suppose the government will do what's best for the people, they always do.
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AUTHOR: mattw
EMAIL: matt@interconnected.org
IP: 81.132.244.120
URL: http://interconnected.org/home/
DATE: 06/13/2003 04:58:07 PM
I think the <i>no debate</i> issue is a red herring. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2986914.stm">Falconer is Lord Chancellor</a>, and the Government have stated that they want to abolish the position -- but it has to go through the usual path for legislation, being approved by the Parliament etc. The new department is quite a dramatic way to announce this intention, but at least it might stop judicial reform dropping into the same black hole Lords reform has. (Possibly... could <i>this</i> reform be clearing a bottleneck to what the Government want to do to the House of Lords?)
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 06/13/2003 05:26:00 PM
Yep! Tossing the Lord Chancellor allows for greater 'flexibility' to reform the House of Lords.
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AUTHOR: tim
EMAIL: tim@shey.net
IP: 66.7.23.31
URL: http://shey.net
DATE: 06/13/2003 08:23:47 PM
I'm not as well versed in this issue as I'd like, but I envy you all a bit today. We could use some constitutional reform here in DC. Yes, we've got a Supreme Court, but look what they did to us in the 2000 election... unfortunately, even when there's something as flawed as our electoral system, the tendency here is to treat our Consitution like a religious text; it's barely 200 years old, yet we're averse to ever changing it, and it allows all sorts of reprehensible things to perpetuate.
On the other hand, I suppose there are some <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/11/politics/11BUSH.html">pretty daring people</a> in our government... or is brazen a more appropriate word?
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.83.122
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/14/2003 12:51:50 AM
Holy crap! Just like that?
Although I support judicial independence from the executive and legislative brances, Blair really could have asked the Commons first, you know, our democratically elected representatives? Or are we following the American lead of deciding that democracy is archaic and not important for a Modern Britain (whatever one of them is...).
If in doubt, just ask Tony. He even knows where the Weapons of Mass Destruction are...
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: dave@brainsluice.com
IP: 203.97.2.243
URL: http://www.brainsluice.com
DATE: 06/14/2003 01:59:31 AM
Lord yes, get rid of that anachronism as soon as is humanly possible (in my humble lawyerly opinion). I had no idea the Executive and the Judiciary were so entangled over there!
New Zealand can hardly talk though - we're going through a debate over a proposed Supreme Court, which would break ties to the Privy Council and see the Attorney-General appoint directly to the bench. I'd like to see a Commission here too - sounds like a bloody good idea.
<a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2003/06/13/supremes/index.html">This article</a> [ad viewing req'd] on two possible vacancies on the U.S. Supreme Court (while being pretty lefty) shows how dodgy the whole situation can get.
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AUTHOR: Ned
EMAIL: ebb8@wincoll.ac.uk
IP: 212.219.8.189
URL:
DATE: 06/14/2003 01:13:18 PM
Incidentally, 1,400 years is PR invention. The royal chancellor didn't have any kind of legal role until about 1100, under Henry I, and even then it's a bit debatable. Before that he was just a secretary.
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URL: http://www.wearehugh.com/958
IP: 209.61.186.253
BLOG NAME: WE ARE HUGH
DATE: 06/13/2003 05:38:18 PM
plasticbag: "And, for the first time in hundreds of years, the
political establishment and the judiciary have been forcibly separated
from one another."
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URL: http://www.thirdsuperpower.com/previously/2003/06/20/11/15/index.html
IP: 207.44.176.9
BLOG NAME: Third Superpower
DATE: 06/20/2003 03:57:36 PM
1,400 years after the post was first created, the role of the Lord Chancellor in the UK has been abolished....
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2003/06/14.html#a174
IP: 212.198.0.94
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 08/07/2003 12:13:12 PM
<p>How am I expected to sleep?<br />
It's only partly the food, which <em>was</em> a mistake. This I had learned by 2:30 am, when dangerous internal movements finally took a decisive turn.</p>
<p>Odessa Street was tonight more like the "<em>cour de mi...</p></em>
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<p>Being a feeble transcription of some things that seemed really funny once over lunch with <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a>, and which we tried - and failed - to get <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Webb</a> interested in.</p>
<p><b>The Ten Commandments of Weblogging</b></p>
<ol>
<li> I am the log of the web. You shall have no other blogs but me.
<li> You shall not make for yourself other weblogs on other content management systems and look at them and get all wistful and think about changing to them instead.
<li> You shall not mention dodgy weblog CMSs in the same breath as proper ones like Blogger and Moveable Type. Bloxsom is not a proper weblogging system. It's a potato.
<li> Remember the Bloggie nomination day. For it is truly a holy day and if you don't remember and self-nominate and vote for yourself lots of times and get your friends to do so too, then you're probably screwed. But be careful, 'cos if Choire finds out you're in serious shit.
<li> Honor your blog-father and your blog-mother at <a href="http://www.blogtree.com">blogtree.com</a> - or get blog-smacked-around-the-head by Dave Winer.
<li> You shall not murder the English language (or whatever language it is you speak) just because you're l33t. Particularly not if you're a teenager. Especially not if you like Linkin Park.
<li> Thou shalt not commit weblog-adultery with other people's hard-earned links unless you carefully mark them with a "via" credit. The same applies to their girlfriends, boyfriends and members of their immediate family.
<li> Thou shalt not steal your design (except from Kottke).
<li> Thou shalt not lie on your weblog (seriously, that's bad).
<li> You shall not covet your neighbour's domain; you shall not covet your neighbour's html, nor his homemade CMS, nor his hosting arrangement, nor anything that is your neighbour's. Except maybe his traffic.
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AUTHOR: Buzz Andersen
EMAIL: buzz@scifihifi.com
IP: 67.40.128.236
URL: http://www.scifihifi.com
DATE: 06/14/2003 06:04:01 PM
Blosxom not a "proper" CMS? Works great for me--I can't think of a single thing that I would like it to do that it doesn't! Honestly, that sort of sentiment really reminds me of people in the Java world who think that you're not doing "real" Java unless you're doing Enterprise Java. The problem with this idea is that it ignores the fact that not every business needs a behemoth three tier distributed system.
Similarly, some of us really don't have much of a need for a system like Moveable Type. And I'm saying this as someone who develops software and works with databases and the web day in and day out. It's not that I can't hack it with Moveable Type--it's just that I really don't see the point of having a complicated system with a database backend simply to post little bits of text to my personal website.
I know you were probably being tongue-in-cheek there, but I just think it needs to be said that simple does not necessarily equal bad! If more people realized that, I think there'd be a lot fewer failed IT projects out there :-).
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AUTHOR: Denny Henke
EMAIL: denny@mediaco-op.org
IP: 68.18.201.163
URL: http://mediaco-op.org/cgi-local/blosxom.cgi/denny/
DATE: 06/14/2003 07:45:32 PM
i'm with buzz. i've been using blosxom for 4 months now and it works like a charm.
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AUTHOR: Andy
EMAIL: andy@andyproject.com
IP: 217.39.140.211
URL:
DATE: 06/14/2003 09:52:10 PM
Very amusing. So many people have a copied the Kottke layout. Its structure has almost become a common trend. Good or bad thing? I don't know!
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.50.106
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/15/2003 03:56:46 PM
Drupal - the one true CMS.
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AUTHOR: Eric J
EMAIL: ericj@webraw.com
IP: 204.78.62.36
URL: http://www.webraw.com/blog/
DATE: 06/16/2003 07:08:38 AM
Science has theorized that for all matter there is an equal amount of anti-matter. It is my belief that this is also true of Web design. For every Kottke ripped design there are an equal number of anti-Kottke designs. I call this the Bizzaro-Kottke Theory.
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AUTHOR: Martin Wisse
EMAIL: plasticbag@cloggie.org
IP: 62.58.35.2
URL: http://www.cloggie.org/wissewords/
DATE: 06/16/2003 08:38:24 AM
One thing Blosxom doesn't do is properly handle edits of already published posts, since it shunts them to the top of the blog again.
Phposxom doesn't have this problem and is
almost perfect for my needs.
I never understood this need to give credit, especially when the link you're crediting for is more than 2 layers removed for you.
As for stealing of design, I was actually going to "steal" your design, or at least let it inspire me.
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AUTHOR: Buzz Andersen
EMAIL: buzz@scifihifi.com
IP: 198.173.142.227
URL: http://www.scifihifi.com
DATE: 06/16/2003 03:46:29 PM
Martin,
This is no longer a problem with Blosxom, as long as you use the entries_index plugin. That definitely used to be a frustration of mine, but not anymore.
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AUTHOR: cal
EMAIL: cal@iamcal.com
IP: 217.33.194.194
URL: http://www.iamcal.com/
DATE: 06/16/2003 05:51:32 PM
As tom sort of explains, we came up with these about 6 months ago (maybe longer). At the time bloxom was not a worthy CMS.
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URL: http://www.differentstrings.info/archives/002571.html
IP: 66.33.208.24
BLOG NAME: different strings
DATE: 06/18/2003 09:06:45 PM
Plastic Bag.org has deigned to share with us the Ten Commandments of Weblogging. Very funny, and pretty dead on, too. Damn. Makes me wish I was good a humour writing, you know?...
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<p><img alt="helsinki_at_midnight.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/helsinki_at_midnight.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p><b>Caption:</b> Helsinki at midnight.<br>
<b>Currently:</b> Nervous about <a href="http://www.aula.cc/exposure/">Aula Meeting of Minds 2003</a>.</p>
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<p>So here's a dumb idea about digital cameras. Let's imagine a world in which everyone has a camera - and they carry them with them all the time. Say - for example - that they're built into mobile phones. Right. Now you add in a sensor to each camera that means that they can communicate with all cameras within a narrowly focused area that corresponds with the area about to be captured within the viewfinder. Right. Now every camera includes information about how the person who owns it "feels" about various uses of their images. They can say, "I don't feel comfortable with you distributing this image to your friends" or "Don't take pictures of me" or whatever. Maybe even "no close-ups". This information is thrown out to any camera that tries to take a picture of you and this has an influence on how the picture can be easily used.</p>
<p>So - for example - if I were a private nervous person who didn't want photos taken of me at all, then I could set my camera to a 'leave me alone' mode. If someone tried to take a picture of me on a "normal" setting, then they'd find that their camera simply wouldn't work. They'd keep pressing the button, but would be presented with error beeps instead. They'd have to actually switch to a "rude" mode in order to be able to take a photo. And if you didn't want it to be distributed, the phone would just stop you forwarding it to other people - again unless you were prepared to switch into a "rude" mode. Could be fun...</p>
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AUTHOR: Nick
EMAIL: Nick@nickcornwell.com
IP: 82.35.39.254
URL: http://www.nickcornwell.com
DATE: 06/16/2003 10:55:48 AM
Aiee... Global Surveillance by network... Each phone revealing where you were, each photo time and location-stamped... Like the satellite-governed toll system for major roads currently being proposed, once such a network existed, surely police and other agencies would want automatic rights to use the information... Yuck.
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AUTHOR: Tom
EMAIL: tajmahal@fneh.net
IP: 131.111.8.96
URL: http://tajmahal.fneh.net
DATE: 06/16/2003 11:25:38 AM
Isn't this a bit like those devices for dating in Japan? Where you set your device to a level of "interest", and then when someone of a similar level of interest is around, it beeps or something? I forget the specifics, but it's basically the same.
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: andrew@fords.co.nz
IP: 203.97.2.243
URL: http://www.smellycaravan.com
DATE: 06/16/2003 01:45:40 PM
I think there was a Virtual Pet concept at one stage that would beep if someone else owned a pet and was in your vicinity... Cellphones would have to either become implanted or alot smaller, because not many people carry them absolutely EVRYWHERE at all times, and how many major companies would use the principles of this new network for Protection of Digital Rights Management, i.e. No Sharing of Music, Videos, Pictures etc, unless your phone/pda is set to a certain frequency/mode.
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian_gs@chalkface.com
IP: 217.34.110.253
URL:
DATE: 06/16/2003 05:13:29 PM
Can I take it one step further. I want to 'recruit' every camera in range to take simultaneous photos of my subject (at my cost, of course) and transmit them back to my camera/server/repository. Now I can assemble a full 3-D view, or see around the corner, or just make use of the different features on different cameras.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.36.152
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/16/2003 07:48:31 PM
And completely destroy the fun of candids? Oh well, have fun - I'm sticking with film!
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@shey.net
IP: 138.88.165.149
URL: http://shey.net
DATE: 06/17/2003 09:03:11 AM
Perhaps the camera can also contain pre-set photoshop settings, like, "I prefer to appear 2 inches taller," "Set my transparency to 20%", or the sure-to-be-popular "nictating eyelids."
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 65.49.50.242
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 06/18/2003 12:42:35 AM
Would there be a "don't take photos of me when I'm naked and don't know you're spying on me" mode? Oh wait... if I'm naked, then I presumably wouldn't have my cell phone to tell yours to sod off...
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: chris@turbonerd.com
IP: 68.66.64.172
URL: http://www.turbonerd.com
DATE: 06/18/2003 03:02:56 PM
Antipopper's post raises a good point, though -- a strong extension of the idea, I think. I doubt anyone should worry about being seen by some global network of cameras (after all, we're already in public), and if we're in public, we should assume we're being seen. I don't like having my picture taken without my knowledge, but dammit, how else would we ever have been able to get such wonderful pictures of our beloved president picking his nose or falling off a Segway? Priceless! And alas, captured in what would surely have been Rude Mode.
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AUTHOR: mark
EMAIL: mark@nodalpoints.org
IP: 132.185.132.14
URL: http://www.nodalpoints.org/blog/
DATE: 06/18/2003 03:29:18 PM
what a concept, a camera being used to 'stop' someone taking your picture. I know you could embbed the 'intelligence' into pretty much any device, but the idea that it is the camera that would tell other cameras if it was ok to take their picture or not is kinda interesting.
also what if i had an agent, suppose my camera sent yours a message, saying that you could take the picture but here are the details of my agent and here is my image usage agreement...
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AUTHOR: Bryan B.
EMAIL: ectoman@epix.net
IP: 206.245.146.3
URL: http://www.stillnotcool.com
DATE: 06/18/2003 04:25:51 PM
The idea reminds me a bit of Pox -- a toy that, after a bit of research, seems extinct.
The idea was brilliant, however. The toys were a next-gen digipet one trained and grew from a digital cocoon. Then the trainer simply carried his pet about town. The toys recognized other Pox and entered into battle.
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NWQ5/qid=1055949652/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-0163181-2691270?v=glance&s=toys">Pox on Amazon</a>
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AUTHOR: Janne
EMAIL: janne.jalkanen@ecyrd.com
IP: 212.90.75.97
URL: http://www.ecyrd.com/ButtUgly
DATE: 06/18/2003 09:51:39 PM
Hm. To me this sounds like the live version of <a href="http://bpdg.blogs.eff.org/archives/000113.html">"plugging the analog hole"</a> that the music industry was so enthusiastic about a while ago. You know, embedding DRM circuitry on every A/D converter, so that anything that you were not allowed to take a picture of, or to record, would be recognized and the camera/recording device would not work.
Isn't this like treating your own public image as a copyrighted work? :-)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.39.241
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/18/2003 10:14:35 PM
Ok. This is interesting. Yes - to some extent, this is exactly like treating your appearance as a copyrighted work. Totally. So it gets difficult and maybe wrong (unnecessary control built into technology to stop people doing things) if the rules are unbreakable. It's supposed to be a thing to help people determine appropriate social behaviour but code is more powerful than social moray - it's just as easy to make something binding as to make it optional. So all I can say is that it would be in the best interests of everyone to make it vaguely like DRM only functionally unenforceable, but that once created I couldn't legitimately predict with 100% certainty whether or not it would <i>stay</i> optional...
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AUTHOR: Steve Hunt
EMAIL: steveh@illnation.com
IP: 213.219.28.246
URL: http://www.illnation.com
DATE: 06/19/2003 02:58:10 PM
It's a weird paradigm isn't it? I don't want my photo taken by anyone, especially if it's unsolicited. And the 'gaydar' for phones system you mention seems like a great solution. But as in the case here in the UK, of the woman who had her rape recorded via camera phone, when does my requested invasion of privacy stop, and the need for my attackers to be captured on 'camera' take over...?
I actually find this quite depressing.
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URL: http://www.antipopper.com/blog/archives/000089.html
IP: 216.194.64.190
BLOG NAME: /// antipopper
DATE: 06/16/2003 01:13:56 PM
Tom Coates has an funny idea: ubiquitous personal digital cameras that form local wireless networks within the viewfinder's line of sight. Using such technology, these devices would have reactive settings (like "no photos!") that would enable people to...
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IP: 193.252.199.77
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DATE: 06/17/2003 03:56:47 PM
Tom Coates, de plasticbag.org, imagine un monde dans lequel chacun aurait un appareil num�rique sur soi. Un monde o� cet appareil deviendrait une petite partie de nous. le r�sultat est assez rigolo, en m�me temps qu'effrayant. Pour faire plaisir �...
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<p><img alt="A pier at a business retreat near Helsinki." src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/nokia_pier.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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<p>So here's a tiny thing that I'd be really interested in seeing in a subsequent version of <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a>. It's so small it's barely worth mentioning - particularly as the proper search function has now been integrated. But nonetheless it would make my life slightly more simple. </p>
<p>When I'm editing an entry, I'd just like a link that would take me to the current live version of that post. That's all. Just a link which would allow me to bounce out of my MT installation to see what it looks like live, without having to battle to find it amid nearly four-years of almost-daily posting... Obviously, this is also an indictment of the terrible way I currently have my search engine configured. But I just think it could be useful and it should be pretty easy, I think...</p>
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AUTHOR: Timothy Appnel
EMAIL: tima@mplode.com
IP: 68.36.33.219
URL: http://tima.mplode.com
DATE: 06/18/2003 07:54:25 PM
I think you're correct, it shouldn't be that hard to implement as a link or additional button on the edti entry screen.
I would also like to add my own "so little its not worth mentioning" feature -- the preview of an entry is rendered with the primary template is will be displayed in. I get a lot of "false positives" in the MT entry preview that my own template would disagree with.
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AUTHOR: brian w
EMAIL: brian@joannou.net
IP: 24.136.120.254
URL: http://www.joannou.net
DATE: 06/18/2003 08:56:14 PM
There's a feature request forum on the Movable Type website, and naturally Ben & Mena are ultra-responsive. I bet they'd add something like this, or someone would provide a pretty easy way to edit the software to add it yourself. Have a look-see at movabletype.org.
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<p>So I'm back in the UK after the <a href="http://www.aula.cc/exposure">Aula MOM 2003</a> event and I'm feeling a bit flat. I was talking about "The Mass Amateurisation of (Nearly) Everything", which is kind of an old thing of mine that I've never really written about properly. It's directly inspired by Clay's <a href="http://www.shirky.com/writings/weblogs_publishing.html">Weblogs and the Mass Amateurization of Publishing</a> and indirectly insired by <a href="http://cityofsound.typepad.com/blog/designingforadaptation.ppt">Dan Hill's thoughts on Adaptive Design</a>. I was on a kind-of-panel with <a href="http://www.blackbeltjones.com/work">Matt Jones</a> and <a href="http://weblog.siliconvalley.com/column/dangillmor/">Dan Gillmor</a>. Fun new people I met (alongside the whole awesome <a href="http://www.aula.cc">Aula crew</a>) included the terrifyingly uber-connected <a href="http://joi.ito.com/">Joi Ito</a>, the insightful <a href="http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/bios/herz.html">JC Herz</a> and the charming <a href="http://forss.to/">Eric Wahlforss</a>. And it was nice, as ever, to bump into <a href="http://www.craphound.com/">Cory</a>.</p>
<p>So why do I feel flat? I don't know - I suppose a variety of reasons. I didn't feel comfortable with the way I presented my piece, I guess. Or maybe I didn't feel comfortable with the way I presented myself. Maybe I was unsure with the contribution I made generally. I don't know. People said really interesting things, <i>really interesting</i> people said really interesting things. But I felt a bit ... I don't know ... Unconnected? Unproductive? Maybe I'll feel better after a good night's sleep...</p>
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<p>Here's a snapshot of what the rest of the world looks like when you've just returned from Helsinki:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030616/od_uk_nm/oukoe_india_boy">Boy breeds beetles in his body</a>;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/927602.asp">Iraqi man hid 22 years in a wall</a>;</li>
<li><a href="http://ranchero.com/images/combinedview1.jpg">NetNewsWire's new views is 24/7 plasticbag.org</a>;</li>
<li><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3000722.stm
">Jeffrey Archer gets out on my birthday</a>;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.boilsandblindingtorment.com/seasonsevenfaq.html">Someone explains Buffy Season Seven</a>;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.mobileasses.com">The best asses are mobile</a>;
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TITLE: Mobile Asses
URL: http://www.confusedkid.com/primer/archives/000861.html
IP: 64.21.37.2
BLOG NAME: Mercurial
DATE: 06/19/2003 05:41:03 PM
Mobile Asses.com, for fun with your new camera-phone. It is important to understand the profound yet implicit statement the author...
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TITLE: Reactions to "The Blank Slate" (Part Two)
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CATEGORY: Science
DATE: 06/20/2003 08:48:07 AM
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<p>Some really interesting stuff in Steven Pinker's The Blank Slate about responsibility, free will and guilt:</p>
<blockquote>"When we say that we hold someone responsible for a wrongful act, we expect him to punish himself - by compensating the victim, acquiescing to humiliation, incurring penalties, or expressing credible remorse - and we reserve the right to punish him ourselves. Unless a person is willing to suffer some unpleasant (and hence deterring) consequence, claims of responsibility are hollow. Richard Nixon was ridiculed when he bowed to pressure and finally "took responsibility" for the Watergate burglary but did not accept any costs such as apologizing, resigning, or firing his aides."</blockquote>
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<p>While I was in Helsinki, I finally had the opportunity to play with a <a href="http://www.nokia.com/nokia/0,,2273,00.html">camera phone</a> without any sense of consequence - I wasn't paying the bills! The shift in usage that occurs when suddently you don't have to worry about paying 50p per MMS is extraordinary. Here are some of the pictures that I took while I was out there:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/helsinki_aulamom.jpg" width="400" height="300" class="image" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/helsinki_hammers.jpg" width="400" height="300" class="image" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/helsinki_fiona.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="The lovely Fiona Romeo" class="image" /></p>
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AUTHOR: Bart
EMAIL: bart@trabaca.com
IP: 64.185.144.194
URL: http://www.trabaca.com
DATE: 06/20/2003 08:36:55 PM
Wow, I had no idea the quality of these cameras was that good. Did you touch them up in anyway? And is it possible for you to e-mail them to someone through your phone? If so, I wonder how long it'll be before someone comes up with something to allow you to e-mail them to a weblog.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.39.241
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/20/2003 09:03:20 PM
I think they come through originally at 640x480 resolution and so I've shrunk them down and done a quick unsharp mask like I would with any photo, otherwise, nope - they're just like they came out of the camera. And there are some ways you can send photos direct to your weblog - I believe <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a> are working on it (or they're rumoured to be anyway) and <a href="http://www.20six.co.uk">20six</a> are doing it already... Although I think maybe it's a bit inelegant still...
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TITLE: Hacks: Styling your first post differently in Blogger...
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CATEGORY: Hacks
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
DATE: 06/21/2003 01:07:34 AM
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<p>Simple weblogging applications like Blogger can make it a breeze to update your site, but there's a cost attached - every post on your site has to look pretty much the same. Here's a hack that means you can style your most recent post differently from the ones that follow. It works by staggering the tags that surround your posts.</p>
<p>Here's possibly the most basic template for a Blogger you could get:</p>
<pre>
<html>
<head></head>
<body>
<p>My weblog</p>
<Blogger>
<p style="background-color: red;">
<b><$BlogItemDateTime{body}gt;)</b><br><br>
<$BlogItemBody{body}gt;</p>
</Blogger>
</body>
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<p>The important thing to notice on this template is that the paragraph tags (<p></p>) that enclose the Date/Time tag and the BlogItemBody tag are styled so that they have a red background. This is being done with CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) but you could equally do it with table cells or <font> tags. The important thing is that since everything inside the Blogger tags will be repeated for each and every post, all the posts will will be styled in the same way.</p>
<p>Here's how you'd lay it out if you wanted to style the first post differently:</p>
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<html>
<head></head>
<body>
<p>My weblog</p>
<p style="background-color: red;">
<Blogger>
<b><$BlogItemDateTime{body}gt;)</b><br><br>
<$BlogItemBody{body}gt;
</p>
<p style="background-color: blue;">
</Blogger>
</p>
</body>
</html>
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<p>What you're looking for in this template is how the paragraph tags have been staggered around your weblog content. The first paragraph tag is outside the Blogger tags and so - because it isn't repeated for each post - it just changes the background color of the first post. But the </p> and the <p style="background-color: blue;"> tags at the end are repeated, leaving a paragraph with a blue background open when the next post is inserted. When the second post on the page appears, its background is blue - and this is repeated for every post after that. All that's left is to close the paragraph tag that's left open at the end of the page with a simple </p> and there you have it.</p>
<p>This hack isn't restricted to background-color - you can change the font-face or size, make the whole post bold or put a background image behind it. You can even use CSS to change the posts position on the screen with margin and padding.</p>
<p><i>This hack was originally supposed to appear in the ill-fated O'Reilly "Blogging Hacks" book. I'll be putting all my contributions online over the next few days / weeks.</i></p>
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org.uk
IP: 195.92.67.65
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org.uk
DATE: 06/21/2003 01:41:18 PM
Um, you probably know about this already, but something has gone rather wrong with your font formatting halfway through this post, and is making the rest of your page - including the right-hand nav - look rather weird. I think it might be the use of the word <font> in the text that's done it, judging by the source code. :-)
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil_snelling@hotmail.com
IP: 172.190.68.25
URL: http://onestupidblog.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 04:33:14 PM
Thanks for posting this - it's very handy. One quick question though - is there any particular reason why some formatting (specifically, font size changes) might not show up when using Safari but work when viewed using IE?
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: dirt_monkeyy@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.168.170
URL: http://www.dirt-monkey.tk
DATE: 08/02/2003 08:50:44 PM
thanks alot for that. i couldnt figure out how to change the BG colour without screwing everything up. solved now. got a wicked new design for my site. check it in a month!
cheers
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TITLE: Hacks: A Random Link Button
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<p>Some people read a weblog because they like the person who runs it. Maybe they think that person is a highly entertaining, witty and exciting individual. On the other hand, many weblogs are run by geeks (including this one). If you're a social no-hoper - what are you to do? How do you get people to come to your site and experience the wonderful links you've found without forcing them to plough through all the rubbish you feel obliged to write?</p>
<p>The 'random link' code does just what it says on the tin. When your visitor clicks onto it, it gives every link contained on that page of your weblog a number, chooses a random one and then follows it. No muss, no fuss...</p>
<p>In order to put a 'random link' button on your weblog, you need to insert this simple piece of javascript into the <head> of your Blogger or Moveable Type template:</p>
<pre>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
// Surprise me button
function goRandom()
{
var numLinks = document.links.length;
var randomNum = (numLinks - 1) * Math.random();
randomNum = Math.round(randomNum);
window.location.href = document.links[randomNum].href;
}
//--></script>
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<p>Now you only need to insert the link itself into your template to help take even the slightest effort out of your visitor's daily visits:</p>
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<a href="javascript:goRandom()"">Random Link</a>
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<p><i>This hack was originally supposed to appear in the ill-fated O'Reilly "Blogging Hacks" book. I'll be putting all my contributions online over the next few days / weeks.</i></p>
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AUTHOR: dave
EMAIL: davesplace1@yahoo.com
IP: 12.45.63.142
URL: http://davidgoforth.com/id87.htm
DATE: 12/05/2003 12:15:42 AM
Hey this is one cool script, Thanks
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URL: http://www.frizzylogic.org/archives/000184.html
IP: 66.246.77.12
BLOG NAME: frizzyLogic
DATE: 06/25/2003 02:43:34 PM
1) Make Kung-Tunes work. An application which uploads information about tracks being played on iTunes to a web page. I get the dreaded type 9 error. Apparently this means there's something wrong with my ftp path, but I have no...
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<p>Five links about the state of weblogging in depth:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.watchblog.com/">Watchblog.com</a><br>
A beautifully designed site which explores the 2004 US election across three weblogging panes, reflecting Democrat, Republican and Third-party contenders. It's an interesting idea and elegantly assembled.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.ojr.org/ojr/glaser/1056050270.php">Bloggers Rate the Most Influential Blogs </a><br>
"So here we go again. This column is an attempt to show which Weblogs are influencing the media the most. That's really a vague idea, but that gives me latitude to be wrong just enough to bring your catcalls and counterarguments (please click the "Speak Up" button to the left). "</li>
<li><a href="http://www.lancearthur.com/">Lance Arthur's New Site</a><br>
Lance is back - finally. The creator of <a href="http://www.glassdog.com">Glassdog.com</a> and about a million cool other things finally looks like he's got a ... well I'm not going to call it a weblog because he'll probably stab me.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/19/technology/circuits/19blog.html?ex=1371355200&en=4b448a76c2d6e8ae&ei=5007&partner=USERLAND">A Blogger's Big Fish Fantasy</a><br>
The New York Times retreads the old, "They're in it for the traffic" angle on weblogs - writing an article that's both true and a little frustrating, as it concentrates mainly on people who are pursuing active strategies to get more traffic, rather than letting their site reflect them as people.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.microsoft-watch.com/article2/0,4248,1128705,00.asp">Microsoft forming a policy on internal weblogs</a><br>
Interesting one this - I've worked for a number of companies while updating this site - some have been more comfortable about my personal publishing enterprise than others. Through all that time though I've tried to never talk about specific decisions or ideas ongoing at work unless it was both in my interest <i>and</i> my company's. But who gets to decide? Individual's becoming known for their insights is brilliant for them, and reflects well on a company that employs them. Openness breeds creativity. But where's the line between being open and engaging with a community and costing your company large amounts of money... I think it remains unclear, and Microsoft's stance on this could determine a standard corporate policy that's employed elsewhere. Worth watching, this one...</li>
</ul>
<p>Five links about the state of weblogging in brief (most via <a href="http://www.kottke.org">Jason</a>):</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.fool.com/News/Take/2003/take030619.htm#Who">Blog question on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' US</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.panoramas.dk/everest.html">Blogging Mount Everest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.oddpost.com/learnmore.html">Oddpost e-mail client and RSS-reader</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/06/16/iran.blogs.reut/">Prostitutes weblogging in Iran</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.blogroots.com/comments.blog/331">Converting RSS to POP3</a></li>
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0108247/2003/06/26.html#a394
IP: 67.125.40.48
BLOG NAME: for the sake of clarity - The Digital Tavern
DATE: 08/08/2003 06:38:18 AM
Just tracking down current information on bloggers, blogging and the blogosphere and came across these two posts. Worth following the inks. Some good reference material here, too.
<b>Journalist Blog List.</b>
<p>Jonathan Dube claims to have the ...</p>
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<p>A while ago I found out that they'd caught the guy who committed the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2002/09/i_was_in_bed_when_they_broke_in.shtml">burglary on my flat</a> at the end of last year. I was delighted, but also a bit nervous - the whole next part of the process, possibly appearing as a witness, going through the whole legal process (forms!), seeing him in person in the dock - all that stuff scared the hell out of me. Also - that was the time when I found out his name. I didn't expect them to tell it to me, but there it was at the top of the letter. That brought it all home, really. How <i>personal</i> the whole thing was. Well anyway, today - <i>amazing news</i> - not only has he been arrested, but he's had his first hearing and he's pleaded guilty! So he gets sentenced in a few days and it's all over. Justice prevails! And I might now be able to get a decent night's sleep.</p>
<p><B>Addendum:</b> Having said all that, I forgot that last night at two in the morning, the police came around to search my next door neighbours' flat (our front doors are six inches apart) because their son (who's a bloody menace, noisy and aggressive) had just beaten the crap out of his girlfriend and she'd finally called the police. I'm not convinced I'm living in the safest area...</p>
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AUTHOR: Tyme2BReal
EMAIL: tyme@tyme2breal.com
IP: 24.54.104.150
URL: http://tyme2breal.com
DATE: 06/21/2003 02:06:53 PM
Something similar happened to me. I was told more information though. They told me they offered him a plea bargain, which he accepted. This meant he was going to have a lighter sentence but it saved me from having to go through the whole ordeal. I was satisified that the guy was caught and had a record - that was enough for me.
Glad it all worked out for you!
And yes, you might want to consider moving. I am in the same boat myself. :)
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AUTHOR: ionicus
EMAIL: i0nicus@yahoo.com
IP: 81.96.142.145
URL: http://ionicus.blogspot.com/
DATE: 06/21/2003 10:02:25 PM
From the fact you talk about your flat in the present tense, I'm assuming the pyromaniac guy from a few days ago didn't manage to burn it down. Be thankful for small mercies. :-)
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.39.241
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/21/2003 10:24:38 PM
Good point! It was nice to find the place relatively intact on my return from Finland.
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AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: dave@brainsluice.com
IP: 203.97.2.243
URL: http://www.brainsluice.com
DATE: 06/22/2003 12:49:33 AM
Does the UK have a big restorative justice bent on such matters? Is there any chance you'll get some form of compensation for your loss? (I'm assuming your stuff has long gone).
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TITLE: Stunning Buoys...
STATUS: Publish
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<p>During a break from the <a href="http://www.aula.cc/exposure">Aula event</a> we explored the island. Sneaking over a gate, we wandered down by the shipyards. A lone seagull went nuts and tried to kill us. I got a nice picture of some stunning buoys, which may have meaning only for me...</p>
<p><img alt="Buoys on the beach at AULA" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/stunning_buoys.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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URL: http://www.wearehugh.com/990
IP: 209.61.186.253
BLOG NAME: WE ARE HUGH
DATE: 06/22/2003 01:19:18 AM
plasticbag: "I got a nice picture of some stunning buoys, which may
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: e-flight.biz - unethical spammers...
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 2
CONVERT BREAKS: 0
ALLOW PINGS: 1
PRIMARY CATEGORY: Net Culture
CATEGORY: Net Culture
DATE: 06/22/2003 03:26:09 PM
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<p>So yesterday I got a comment on an older entry of mine. The comment read, "This wonderful site is worth dropping a line in your guestbook to say thanks!" How nice, I thought to myself. How sweet to send me a note like that... But then I noticed the name of the person who had left the comment -<i> Mr http://www.e-flight.biz</i>. How nice. How... blatant...</p>
<p>So clearly this company is spamming my comments. That much seems clear. Probably they're after a little extra Google page-rank of some kind - they're clearly trying to dredge a little traffic their way, get some page impressions, make a little money. That's all fine, of course - we all have to make a living - but it seems to me that I shouldn't really be just expected to <i>help</i> them make that living. It seems odd that they should be trying to make money by exploiting the traffic and reputation of my site. I should have a say, surely? I should be <i>asked</i>? Even if - unsurprisingly - the answer would certainly be, "No".</p>
<p>So I've done some research, and it turns out that <i>http://www.e-flight.biz</i> (note that I haven't linked to them yet) has a bit of a habit of spamming other sites. A quick search on Google finds <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=link%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.e-flight.biz&btnG=Google+Search">591 links to their site, pretty much <i>all</i> of them on guestbooks</a>. But those 591 links don't seem to be enough. That's the only reason I can find from moving from guestbooks to sticking adverts in the comments sections of weblogs. Do they not think I'll mind? Do they not think I'll object to the precendent they're trying to set?</p>
<p>So the question is, how do we stop them spamming all of our sites? What's the best approach? What's the best way to compensate for every frustrating piece of false advertising they stick on someone else's online home? What's the best way to communicate that <a href="http://www.e-flight.biz" title="BTW - this is not a Googlebomb - it has to have enough keywords in common with the site's content to be indexed in that way">e-flight.biz spends its time with unethical advertising and unsolicited spam</a> and are therefore untrustworthy? Has anyone got any ideas?</p>
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian_gs@chalkface.com
IP: 81.134.97.199
URL: http://www.paperless-school.com/
DATE: 06/22/2003 04:03:36 PM
The first thing that came to mind was some kind of revenge system - but I then rejected it because I would rather move the web towards consensus than conflict. A generative, but long-term, solution might be to promote an XML standard by which metadata can be attached to links (is there one already?). In this case, you as blog-owner might retain control of these. You might then give this link a "-10" rank, say. A consistent and commonly-used system would be of great use to search engines, so I would expect them to adopt it quite quickly. It would probably be first adopted for inter-blog links, then extended as it became more popular.
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AUTHOR: maria
EMAIL: mmbenet@aol.com
IP: 64.172.164.10
URL: http://www.ashladle.org
DATE: 06/22/2003 07:38:42 PM
My weblog is not popular, not even in the smallest of crowds, but lately, I have been receiving spam in the comments, especially for entries that mentioned certain products (a local brand of pizza, for example) and an entry in my philosophy category that played on the meaning of the word �shaving.� The comments for the latter post had to do with Gillette, and I deleted them. Obviously, some marketers sit there using Google as a �mailing list� resource for this new territory. I can see how this spatter of spamming on weblog comments could soon turn into a big problem for us all, so I am glad that you brought it up. I don�t have any ideas about how to deal with it, but I believe we should start thinking about ways to prevent it. A search engine ranking system, like the one proposed by the previous poster, would be a good start, it seems to me.
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AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: jm-354634985@jmason.org
IP: 128.195.183.55
URL: http://taint.org/
DATE: 06/22/2003 11:47:57 PM
Thank you for your wonderful site! Signed, Mr. http://taint.org/ .
Seriously though -- it is a good blog. ;)
Anyway -- I think the most important thing to do is write up a page documenting this behaviour, and make sure it links to the offending site and contains its URL prominently, and what they did, in a Google-friendly location, such as right at the top of the body in a H1 tag.
The aim is to get plenty of googlejuice going to your site, over theirs. That way, searchers for the site, company, or person will likely hit your page, or find it listed in the top 10 results -- and they've just given themselves the worst advertising they possibly could.
For example, <a>earlier this year, I got spammed by Amanda Perez</a>. Well, in reality it was her PR company I think. Out-and-out, spam-to-a-scraped-address spam. So I wrote up a blog posting and posted it, it got picked up by the googlebot, and for several months my "Amanda Perez is spamming scum" page was the top hit for her name on Google. Oops! ;)
Related is the wierd practice of referrer-log spamming, in an attempt to get googlejuice. It's very odd, using random throwaway domains, generated pages, etc. Very wierd. I got this on my blog a couple of months ago and <a> wrote this up</a> about it.
--j.
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AUTHOR: Andreas Reuterberg
EMAIL: andreas_reuterberg@hotmail.com
IP: 212.78.195.98
URL:
DATE: 06/23/2003 09:00:30 AM
This post was funny. Sounds to me like the question is more than a bit rhetorical. Hence the link "e-flight.biz spends its time with unethical advertising and unsolicited spam". But you guys had some nice ideas anyway :)
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AUTHOR: David Brake
EMAIL: fnordguy@hotmail.com
IP: 80.193.236.28
URL: http://blog.org/
DATE: 06/23/2003 10:32:18 AM
I am getting comment spamming too - not just automated stuff either, it sometimes seems to have been typed in by desperate humans. And the blog entries they target seem random - some are linked to entries months ago. I do hope I won't have to start running a spam-eating app on my weblog's comments!
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@dreamingsea.net
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://www.dreamingsea.net
DATE: 06/23/2003 11:07:04 AM
I've only had a couple of comment spams. Having very few comments anyway (I know, world's smallest violin), they always stick out like a sore thumb. However, as David mentions, they're always pretty randomly targetted on really old entries and have false email/domain addresses. If they weren't so blantantly full of teenage boredom, I may find them amusing. At least exercising my 'delete comment' finger keeps me in shape...
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: cee.plus@virgin.net
IP: 195.92.168.166
URL: http://www.benmeadowcroft.com/
DATE: 06/23/2003 11:22:06 AM
Send an email to google explaining this situation, they will probably ban the site or somesuch, thus negating all the *hard* work they've been doing.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.11.238
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/23/2003 11:25:54 AM
I should point out that the link I put above about e-flight.biz being unethical spammers is <i>not</i> a Googlebomb. Google built in a nice piece of parsing code that means they won't weight the words in a link if they don't appear on the page at the other end. It was not intended to be, nor could be, an attempt to influence Google's listings. Having <i>said</i> that - if people wanted to link to this post under the name e-flight.biz, so that people who researched them were likely to get this complaint high up in their search results, I don't think I'd complain much!
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AUTHOR: sam
EMAIL: sam@diaryland.com
IP: 199.202.211.40
URL: http://sam.diaryland.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 08:37:29 PM
I've had a few spam comments in my guestbook. When I spot them, I delete them right away, but I've never really understood <i>why</i> they were there. My site doesn't get much traffic, so it seems a really time consuming thing to do, for not much payoff. At any rate, I found this interesting (at least now I know what the spammers are trying to do, and that I'm not they only person who gets these weird messages. Thanks for clearing up a bit of the mystery.
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AUTHOR: Matt Haughey
EMAIL: matt@haughey.com
IP: 171.64.213.142
URL: http://a.wholelottanothing.org/
DATE: 06/23/2003 09:45:04 PM
The other day I saw a nigerian 419 spam as a comment in a band's weblog. I just looked and it has since been removed, but I thought it was a new low.
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AUTHOR: Jamie
EMAIL: jamie@jamiedoris.com
IP: 24.168.1.11
URL: http://www.jamiedoris.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 11:19:51 PM
This is nothing new -- in fact, it's becoming a real nuisance. Ever since the "blogging" phenomenon started getting a lot of hype, the spam vultures have been swooping in for the kill. A lot of the above comments have a good point -- that it seems like a lot of time spent for very little result. On my site, I post technical tidbits on web development -- code snippets and such, just to have a little something besides the usual "bored teen" drivel to read. Well, I received a comment in my "geek" section from a fellow in England, saying something to the effect of "interesting and useful stuff here, need a few days to get my head around it all." Which I considered a compliment. Well, a few days later, I found in my referral page (more on this below), a barrage of referrals from a site in England I never heard of before. Now, on my site, I have a page dedicated to backlinking, or links to pages that link to mine. This is found on a lot of weblog sites, and it's a great way to help fellow bloggers promote one another, to trade googlejuice, so to speak. Well, when I visited this British site, I found a complete and utter mess of banner ads, semi-pornographic picture galleries, and literally dozens of links to "backlinking" pages, including mine. Now I may be wrong, but I concluded that the guy who I thought had left a nice compliment on my geek page was nothing more than another spammer with a lot of time on his hands.
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AUTHOR: Stu
EMAIL: feelinglistless@btopenworld.com
IP: 81.131.17.39
URL: http://feelinglistless.blogspot.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:29:26 AM
Although my comments system hasn't been effected my guestbooks is regularly spammed. I use a structure of many questions (favourite films, music, books, colour of couch) and you'd be surprised how many actually take the time to answer the questions before dropping of the spam URL or message. Boringly every spammers favourite film seems to be Star Wars. Part of the issue is that their no doubt working for a company and getting paid to do this work, might even have a quota they have to fulfill.
The real stinker was a spammer for a porn site. I noticed that s/he'd left a comment quite quickly and deleted it. But it returned a few minutes later (I knew because I get an email whenever someone leaves a comment). I deleted it. It came back. This went on for about ten minutes before he presumably got board. I mean what's the point? A waist of their time and mine.
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AUTHOR: Dave S.
EMAIL: dave@mezzoblue.com
IP: 24.84.168.78
URL: http://www.mezzoblue.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 04:40:28 AM
I've just gotta laugh at the redundant title. Because, you know, we all love the ethical spammers...
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: a@b.com
IP: 24.211.176.220
URL: http://diveintomark.org/
DATE: 06/24/2003 04:45:31 AM
I solve this problem with MT's "close comment thread" feature. Set comments to "closed" and they will show but no further comments will be accepted. Wish it could do auto-close comment threads after a specific time period.
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: chris@turbonerd.com
IP: 68.66.64.172
URL: http://www.turbonerd.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 06:04:55 AM
I hesitate to suggest it, because it introduces a few unfortunate side-effects, but I don't immediately see another solution to the problem aside from placing a gate between the spam and the public comment page. For example, one might need to "approve" a comment before it gets posted on her site. This is a bummer solution admittedly, but there are also ways to create similar gates programmatically, and to allow trusted users through the gate (e.g., cookies, passwords, etc.) without hassle on subsequent visits, perhaps? (Man, I feel like a nerd.)
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AUTHOR: Hans Nyberg
EMAIL: hans@panoramas.dk
IP: 80.62.247.140
URL: http://www.panoramas.dk
DATE: 06/24/2003 10:43:14 AM
Tom said
>Google built in a nice piece of parsing code that means they >won't weight the words in a link if they don't appear on the >page at the other end.
That is not true. Or it does not work. My site has been no 1 for a certain keyword for about half a year. Last Google update I was passed by a new website which did not at all contain the keyword. When I searched for the links to it I only got guestbooks. He has spammed the guestbooks with links using several keywords.The guy has spammed over 100 guestbooks. Because of the new way Google treats the main page I have fallen from 556 to 46 on the index page while I have increased the number of links to more than 1.300 on the whole site. I hope Google soon discovers the problems they have made by ranking link words higher than titles. I am not going to spam this comment with the url but you can search for panoramas and look at the "zoomvirtual" page. I seen several examples on the same thing earlier but not from guestbooks.
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AUTHOR: Aaron Mayzes
EMAIL: aaron@mayzes.net
IP: 65.178.193.138
URL:
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:55:26 PM
One possible idea might involve whipping up some sort of system similar to that of using dummy email accounts as a sort of honeypot, in order to automatically identify and block spamish comments. It'd clearly take someone with madder programming skillz than I to implement, but that's my idea. Run free, little idea!
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AUTHOR: Gerald
EMAIL: gerald.steffens@gmx.de
IP: 217.225.24.17
URL: http://www.gerald-steffens.com/blog/
DATE: 06/24/2003 02:23:18 PM
Tom, you gave them one link. That's not enough for a Googlebomb. Thus it's one link to much ;-)
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AUTHOR: Mark Davis
EMAIL: tgrupert@bestweb.net
IP: 216.179.109.253
URL: http://www.livejournal.com/users/tgrupert/
DATE: 06/24/2003 06:32:45 PM
If they were smart they could offer authors of popular blogs special deals. Doing so (even at a loss) would get them mentioned by the author themselves.
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AUTHOR: jay
EMAIL: webbasedjay@yahoo.com
IP: 199.46.200.230
URL:
DATE: 06/24/2003 06:56:29 PM
Blogger should add a baynesian filter to their comment system. They could produce something pretty robust from the large number of blogs that they host. I currently code my own blog because I'm a dork like that, but a filter that leverages a larger community would definitely add value to a localized system like their's. Or, if this gets to be a major problem for a site that gets a lot of comments, MT could add a "this is spam" button that lets the administrator delete a post and add it to a local corpus. For awhile, the blogger would have to be prompted to review questionable posts, but folks who've been blogging for years would have a pretty bulletproof system by now.
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AUTHOR: Jamie
EMAIL: jamie@jamiedoris.com
IP: 24.168.1.11
URL: http://www.jamiedoris.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 07:17:25 PM
Hey Jay -- I'm a dork like that too!
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AUTHOR: ryan
EMAIL: nospam@nospam.net
IP: 63.69.106.5
URL: http://snowsuit.net
DATE: 06/25/2003 01:54:10 PM
Joel of Joel on Software has an interesting answer to some of this: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/BuildingCommunitieswithSo.html
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AUTHOR: Nik Cubrilovic
EMAIL: nik@nik.com.au
IP: 196.25.253.13
URL: http://www.nik.com.au
DATE: 06/25/2003 10:23:57 PM
I have been a serious victim of comment spam. There was a gap of a few weeks where I was away and not online, and I returned to my weblog to find a whole heap of comments on my weblog. The comments were in regards to a guy on the Internet who is scamming people by selling brand name sunglasses at a discount, and then not delivering. Now the comments on my site implied that I was this person who was scamming these people! So people searching for "ray ban scam" were hitting my site through Google, then finding my email address and sending me unpleasant emails. At first I thought it was a friend playing a joke (I have weird friends), but it got serious. I deleted all the comments, and shut down comments on my weblog, but the google cache took a while to update and still had "ray ban scam" referencing my site. I am still now seeing referrers in my logs of people looking into the scam and finding my site. A strange tale.
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AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: akama35@netscape.net
IP: 65.34.72.238
URL: http://jbaufordswaterhole.distanthost.com
DATE: 08/25/2003 11:59:35 PM
I have to agree with you about this unethical spamming. I think that it is just stupid.
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AUTHOR: Robin
EMAIL: robin@figuresix.co.uk
IP: 193.35.220.36
URL:
DATE: 09/11/2003 04:05:19 PM
Just did a search for 'e-flights' on Google. This page is ranked 14 :)
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AUTHOR: Bob
EMAIL: bb@mail.com
IP: 67.31.165.162
URL:
DATE: 09/22/2003 06:50:55 PM
As far as page rank goes aren't you like the pot calling the kettle black? Let's face it google has artificially super raised the page rank of blogs because they are in the blogger business now. Two years ago a site like your blog here would at best have a pr4 if you were lucky!
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.215.253
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 09/22/2003 10:32:38 PM
No, "Bob", I'm not. And why? Because unlike you and the four other people with similar one-word names littering my site this morning, I don't spam other sites to get pagerank. All I do is run a site on a daily basis that contains content that people are interested in linking to. How Google rates that is their own bloody business. And while I'm at it, I don't stick links to porn sites on other people's weblogs.
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AUTHOR: Bob to Tom
EMAIL: bob@bob.com
IP: 67.31.166.15
URL:
DATE: 10/05/2003 06:32:43 PM
Tom,
If you don't want certain types of homepages listed such as ones about sex then you need to turn off allowing homepage url's to be listed with the comments. I don't know what your problem is with sex sites, perhaps you are a victorian or a religious fanatic, beats me, but you do have the option to turn off homepage url listing with the comments.
As for full names v/s a single name what difference does it make? I don't get it? Do you really think people who use two names are using their real names here on the internet where they could be hurt, killed by psychos out there? Do you ever read the newspapers concerning people who have given out their real names on the net and were kidnaped and brutally murdered by wierdos out there? Nobody with any common sense gives out their real name on the internet.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.194.89
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 10/05/2003 07:39:47 PM
Seriously, Bob. What you're doing is the equivalent of walking into someone's conversation and shouting "Do you want a blowjob!? Come to my site and get a blowjob!" over and over again. I don't have <i>any</i> problem with sex. Sex is great! But you're not offending me on the basis of your interest in sex, you're offending me because you're prepared to fuck around with other people's conversations just to make a few cents. That kind of cynicism, that you're quite comfortable to come in here to my site that I pay for out of my own pocket and have built and written for on a daily basis for the last four years and <i>dare</i> to try and use it to scrabble for money without regard for me, the work I've put in or the community of people who use this site disgusts me! It's no better than petty vandalism and I have no respect for anyone who undertakes it.
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URL: http://benediction.houreleven.com/archives/000446.php
IP: 66.227.56.14
BLOG NAME: Bene Diction Blogs On!
DATE: 06/24/2003 04:31:35 PM
Wired News has an interesting interview with the creators of Strongbad. I stumbled on the site about a year ago, and I find it funny. Some of my friends don't get it though. It looks like this family project will keep going for awhile. Hello techies......
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URL: http://www.markme.com/jd/archives/002767.cfm
IP: 207.44.198.22
BLOG NAME: JD on MX
DATE: 06/26/2003 11:05:32 PM
Blog spammers: There's a lengthy discussion at PlasticBag about handling people who spam blog comments. In related news there's a resurgence of SoBig infections going around... I deleted over 100 attachments at the server this morning, and more came in...
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TITLE: spamming weblogs and e-flight.biz
URL: http://blog.org/archives/cat_weblogs.html#000857
IP: 216.191.155.143
BLOG NAME: Blog.org
DATE: 09/25/2003 08:56:44 PM
Tom Coates comments on a phenomenon that I hope will not turn into a real problem - people posting spam...
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TITLE: <b>The latest flame war</b>
URL: http://www.benedictionblogson.com/archives/000433.php
IP: 209.239.40.33
BLOG NAME: Bene Diction Blogs On
DATE: 07/08/2004 10:48:40 AM
It started here. And it caused such a reaction the post was taken down from the front page. But not before it was brought up at LivingRoom and John Adams. I think it is great that young people are exploring their place in their world and our world, and...
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TITLE: Hacks: Mailing Lists with Blogger Pro
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 2
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ALLOW PINGS: 1
PRIMARY CATEGORY: Hacks
CATEGORY: Hacks
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
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<p>One of the neat features that comes with Blogger Pro is the ability to have your weblog posts e-mailed off somewhere when you publish them. And this presents opportunities to extend your tiny empire right off the web and into people's inboxes. Why not set up a one-way e-mail list which people can sign up to instead of slogging over to your site each day? Or maybe you would like to start a full discussion list with new debates inspired by your daily fevered rantings!</p>
<p>In order to set something like this up, the first thing you need to do is find a free mailing-list site like Yahoogroups (<a href="http://www.yahoogroups.com">http://www.yahoogroups.com</a>). Set yourself up a basic list to start off with - and decide whether you want everyone to be able to join in with conversation on the list or not. The only thing you have to do is make sure that the e-mail address you (or you and your friends) use in your Blogger settings are signed up as members to the mailing list and are able to post new messages. When Blogger sends out an e-mail containing the text from your latest post, it will make it look as if it came from your e-mail address. So if that e-mail address is not a member of the mailing list, then it will just bounce right off and no one will get to read it.</p>
<p>The last thing you have to do is go to the settings page on Blogger under the e-mail tab and put the e-mail address of your mailing list in the Blogsend field. If you are using Yahoo then this will be formatted like so:</p>
<pre>[name of group]@yahoogroups.com</pre>
<p>And you're done!</p>
<p>Just two more tips for turning your weblog into an effective mailing list. As soon as you click on publish, your post will be sent out to everyone on your list and can't be taken back. So make sure to edit and revise your post carefully before you publish it - saving it as a 'draft' when you're not working on it. And secondly think carefully about how many e-mails people like to receive in a day - if you're a prolific poster, why not encourage people to receive all your posts in a 'digest' form once a day. That way they'll never want to kill you with axes.</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.28.221
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/22/2003 04:29:17 PM
"instead of slogging over to your site each day".
Three little letters... R. S. S.
But still, cool hack.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.205.246
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/22/2003 05:01:06 PM
Hey don't forget, not everyone has a platform (OSX) which has decent RSS-readers as standard. Some poor bastards are stuck with PCs!
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AUTHOR: kavi
EMAIL: kavi@fingerpie.zzn.com
IP: 65.92.120.84
URL: http://www.fingerpie.vze.com
DATE: 06/22/2003 05:05:16 PM
that is cool, and easier.
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AUTHOR: Michael
EMAIL: dontspamthisyoubastard@cwazy.co.uk
IP: 194.217.93.82
URL: http://www.dragonthief.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 02:03:47 PM
Of course, people may have other valid reasons for wanting to kill you with axes.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.11.238
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/23/2003 03:37:17 PM
Speak for yourself!
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AUTHOR: KJC
EMAIL: kjc4130@hotmail.com
IP: 66.228.82.163
URL:
DATE: 06/23/2003 06:18:54 PM
There IS a good RSS reader for OSX -- NetNewsWire: http://ranchero.com/netnewswire/
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.11.238
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/23/2003 06:39:41 PM
I know! I was saying there weren't good ones for PCs....
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AUTHOR: Jon
EMAIL: jon@curnow.org
IP: 62.49.20.106
URL: http://www.musak.org
DATE: 06/23/2003 10:59:49 PM
Emails are a great idea. Pushed content is not dead!! Tom, where is your email feed?
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.38.82
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:34:10 AM
Perhaps a centralised RSS-to-email thingy might be a good idea. You know - give it a list of RSS feeds you like and it would email a digest (or individual posts) for each RSS feed on your list. Oh, and that's my idea - whoever does it must make it noncommercial and get me a drink.
Would save having each site emailing out masses on top of having to brew up RSS for each visitor.
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AUTHOR: xian
EMAIL: plasticgab@x-pollen.com
IP: 64.172.59.73
URL: http://radiofreeblogistan.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 04:12:12 PM
Bloglet (http://www.bloglet.com/) is a free subscribe-to-blog-by-email service based on RSS, though it does seem a tad flaky at times.
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AUTHOR: fishrush
EMAIL: kent@fishrush.com
IP: 4.62.171.195
URL: http://www.fishrush.com
DATE: 07/01/2003 02:16:30 PM
With some minor tweaking, (with the addition of RSS feeds for example) YahooGroups becomes an interesting "Blogging App" in and of itself -- many of the existing features would be welcomed by bloggers. The way I see it, Yahoo owes you $3.7 million for pointing out this potentially revoparidgmaticary use of their stagnating service. (Ok, I'll admit it. I just made up the word 'revoparidgmaticary'.)
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<p>While I <i>could</i> be out with <a href="http://www.craphound.com">Cory</a> I have to do loads of work and stuff. very frustrating. So here's just a few annoying quick Mac links to end the day with while I'm doing this stuff:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2003/06/20030621013140.shtml">There <i>were</i> Panther screenshots here, but no more</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.swssoftware.com/products/iham.html">iHam on iRye 2.0 is out</a></li>
<li><a href="http://stream.apple.akadns.net/">The WWDC keynote will be here on Monday evening</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/macwarriors/eoh2k2/3dosx/screenshots.html">A 3D OSX finder interface</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/internet_utilities/internetexplorer.html">Internet Explorer 5.2.3</a></li>
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<p>The big news from Cupertino via the WWDC:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/powermac/">New Powermac G5s</a>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/panther/">Previews of Panther</a><br>(cf. <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/panther/fast_user_switching.html">user-switching UI</a> and <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/panther/expose.html">exposé</a>)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/ichat/">iChat AV</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/isight/">iSight WebCam</a> (want)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/">Safari 1.0</a></li>
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AUTHOR: Buzz Andersen
EMAIL: buzz@scifihifi.com
IP: 17.210.12.190
URL: http://www.scifihifi.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 09:27:30 PM
Hey man,
I'm there right now and just posted some thoughts to my weblog:
http://www.scifihifi.com/weblog/wwdc2003/Keynote.html
I'm going to try to post some pics of the iSight later as well :-)...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@shey.net
IP: 138.88.86.28
URL: http://shey.net
DATE: 06/24/2003 12:56:23 AM
I'm already wondering what iSight's going to do to all of us. I only know so many of the other webloggers from posting... when we get this, I imagine some of us are going to be tempted to come out into the light. It might be bad for posting for a while, if this is really going to be as easy as it looks. Tom, I think I remember you were one of the people, like me, with a 24-7 webcam on the site a few years back... then we all kind of took them down, at least in my case when more than the 4 people I intended it for seemed to be coming to the site. So I'm sure you were playing with a lot of the video chat software like I was, too. They were hilariously bad over our 28.8 modems, and we all just gave up. Funny how it takes Apple to make this all new and fun again when all the broadband players could have easily been pushing this hard the last two years.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.33.65
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:57:31 AM
Oooh. New Mac stuff! My only complaint? More fucking chrome... And I bet there won't be any easy way of disabling it.
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@mac.com
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://s3d@dreamingsea.net
DATE: 06/24/2003 11:21:15 AM
My only complaint(s)...iChatAV only works (i.e. audio and video) if your buddies are other iChat users...oh yes and Broadband would be nice...roll on the rural revolution... ~;)
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: matt@frownland.com
IP: 80.194.225.139
URL: http://www.frownland.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 11:40:33 AM
Most disappointing is the fact that video conferencing using iChat will not work on G3 machines:
http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=93206
Not sure sure if this will be rectified in the final release.
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TITLE: Hacks: Upgrading to Movable Type from Blogger
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Hacks
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
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<p>The instruction manual for <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">Movable Type</a> contains detailed instructions about transferring your weblog from Blogger and Blogger Pro, and these instructions work extremely well if you have not been maintaining your site for very long. But while it's rare for there to be a problem with the importing process, exporting weblogs from Blogger isn't always so easy.</p>
<p>The normal transferral process is essentially three stages:</p>
<ol>
<li> Replacing your Blogger template with one that formats your data in a way that Movable Type will understand.
<li> Changing your Blogger settings to produce one very large file containing all your data.
<li> Inserting that file into Movable Type's import directory and pressing the import button.
</ol>
<p>Stage one is the simplest stage and presents no problems. You simply copy this text into your Blogger template page:</p>
<pre>
<Blogger>
AUTHOR: <$BlogItemAuthor{body}gt;
DATE: <$BlogItemDateTime{body}gt;
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<$BlogItemBody{body}gt;
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</Blogger>
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<p>If you are using Blogger Pro, you should add the title tag to your template so that it reads like so:</p>
<pre>
<Blogger>
TITLE: <PostSubject><$BlogItemSubject{body}gt;</PostSubject>
AUTHOR: <$BlogItemAuthor{body}gt;
DATE: <$BlogItemDateTime{body}gt;
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BODY:
<$BlogItemBody{body}gt;
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</Blogger>
</pre>
<p>Click to save the template, and you're done.</p>
<p>Stage two is a little trickier. Firstly you change your Blog Filename to something other than the name you normally use. This is just so that you don't over-write your normal front-page while exporting. Then you set the Date/Time Format to the format MM/DD/YYYY HH:MM:SS AM|PM and turn off Convert Line Breaks.</p>
<p>There are two other things they tell you to do in the instructions and these are (in Archive Frequency) turn your archives off and then (in Formatting) set the 'Show N days' posts on main page' to be higher than the number of days you have posted. At this point if you publish your blog, you're supposed to get one massive file containing all your posts.</p>
<p>Unfortunately this often won't work if you've been weblogging for a while. Firstly, you can't put a number into 'N day's posts' field that's in excess of 999 days, which is a bit less than three years worth of posting. Secondly, even when it finally publishes the file, it is likely not to actually include even that three years of posts. In fact, you're more likely to get around one year's worth of exported content.</p>
<p>In fact the best way to import files into Movable Type turns out to be by renaming and republishing your 'archive' templates rather than your main template. If you transfer all of those over into the import directory instead of your main page, Movable Type doesn't seem to have any trouble importing them all in one go, and Blogger has considerably less trouble generating the pages.</p>
<p>The only other thing to bear in mind is the number of Movable Type entries. Movable Type will number your entries in order of file name and then from the top of the page down. If you manage to export everything from Blogger in one go, then the layout means that the most recently created post will be given assigned the MT post number 1, with each subsequent post's number increasing incrementally even as you go back in time. While your posts will always be displayed in date order, this post numbering can be confusing. You might wish to explore ways of reversing the order of the posts in your import file. This is particularly true when you're importing from multiple archive templates, as it will start with the earliest dated file, and then with the oldest (first) within it - effectively completely messing up the order of you posts... Either way, good luck!</p>
<p><i>This hack was originally supposed to appear in the ill-fated O'Reilly "Blogging Hacks" book. I'll be putting all my contributions online over the next few days / weeks.</i></p>
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AUTHOR: Eric J
EMAIL: ericj@webraw.com
IP: 204.78.62.36
URL: http://www.webraw.com
DATE: 06/23/2003 10:56:13 PM
Tom,
Thanks much for posting this. I'm currently in the process of making just such a transition and this is a very helpful addition to the MT instructions. One thing that worries me is that something might be different with the New Blogger Pro. Blogger recently switched my blogs to the new.blogger servers and (with Bloggers track record) I fear something will become severely screwed in the process. Anyone had any problems with the New Blogger switch to MT or is it still too early for a report?
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AUTHOR: Neil McIntosh
EMAIL: neil.mcintosh@guardian.co.uk
IP: 62.254.128.6
URL: http://www.onlineblog.com
DATE: 06/30/2003 03:24:29 PM
Tom - thanks for the helpful hack. I may well be struggling down the migratory path from Blogger to MT very soon, as Onlineblog outgrows Blogger Pro, and I'll certainly use this for reference. But one (perhaps slightly daft) question: is there an over-riding reason why we should move archives over to MT, other than for neatness? Is leaving the archives as static HTML pages not an option too?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 132.185.240.14
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/10/2003 05:27:45 PM
The main reason to move your archives is so that you can rework and redesign your whole site in one go from one interface if you decide you want to. It also lets you do things like use MT Search as your site's search engine rather than having to run another one over the top. Basically, you want to keep your content in a content management system because it just makes it easier to ... manage!
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TITLE: Note to James
URL: http://anize.org/think/dfc/archives/001924.html
IP: 66.70.179.192
BLOG NAME: dfc
DATE: 06/24/2003 05:16:15 AM
James before the semantic web hits beta could you upgrade to MT? Your RSS feed is fsck’ed… Upgrading from Blogger to MT...
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TITLE: Make that move: Blogger to Movable Type
URL: http://tonytalkstech.com/archives/000200.php
IP: 209.50.237.119
BLOG NAME: Technically Speaking
DATE: 06/27/2003 05:01:01 AM
For those of you that are thinking of making the move, I can tell you that you won't be dissappointed. I have done it twice and to tell you the truth; it wasn't as easy the second time as it...
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TITLE: Converting from Blogger to Movable Type
URL: http://brainstormsandraves.com/archives/2003/07/09/_converting_from_blogger_to_movable_type.shtml
IP: 205.162.100.16
BLOG NAME: Brainstorms and Raves (Staging)
DATE: 07/10/2003 03:30:50 AM
I've received several email questions about converting from Blogger to Movable Type, especially with an IIS server, so I thought I'd go ahead and pass along some information at my weblog. Movable Type and an IIS ServerChanges for .cgi extensions (to ....
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TITLE: Exporting from Blogger - How to's
URL: http://railroad.silentrunning.tv/archives/002895.html
IP: 205.243.144.3
BLOG NAME: A Stop on the Railroad
DATE: 08/24/2003 12:31:11 PM
Thanks to Gil Shterzer of Israeli Guy, for bringing my attention to a couple of great resources to assist in exporting your entries from Blogger into MT. An illustrated, step by step set of instructions can be found at Neologasm,...
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TITLE: the only question left is should i?
URL: http://www.epersonae.com/snapping2/2003/10/01/the_only_question_left_is_should_i.php
IP: 69.22.169.28
BLOG NAME: Snapping Links II (The Revenge)
DATE: 10/02/2003 12:12:06 AM
converting from blogger to mt.
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TITLE: On "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"...
STATUS: Publish
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<p>So because my brain refuses to do what it's supposed to be doing and is finding any and all other avenues to explore, I've read the entire seven hundred and fifty page Harry Potter novel over the last couple of days as well as produced an interminable amount of notes and scribblings of various kinds. My verdict on the book? Gripping and entertaining but also a bit meandering and lacking a clear escalation of pace / convincingly epic conclusion at the end of it. Seemed more of an accidental ending in some ways. Doesn't compete with books three or four. But I look forward to the final two...</p>
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TITLE: Hacks: "On this day" links in Movable Type
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<p>Each day webloggers across the world post news, comments and little fragments of personal information onto their sites. And everything that they post will be forever associated with that specific day in history. But they're not the only sites to connect a piece of writing or a picture with a day. In fact all over the internet there are hundreds of '[something] of the day' or 'on this day' sites - from "Astronomical Picture of the Day" through to "Dilbert Cartoon of the Day". There's a whole <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/X_of_the_Day__Week__etc_/X_of_the_Day/">category on Yahoo</a> dedicated to these things.</p>
<p>This hack allows you to put an automated link on the bottom of each of your posts to the Dilbert cartoon (or astronomical picture, word of the day etc.) that was published on that day. You can use it to add a little context to the events on your site or just to show off your interests.</p>
<p>First things first - what are we trying to link to? These sites often have simple URLs that are based upon the date on which they were initially displayed. For example the "Astronomy Picture of the Day" for February 23rd 2003 has the URL:</p>
<pre>antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap030209.html</pre>
<p>...where the six numbers near the end are the year (03), the month (02) and the day (09). The Dilbert cartoon for the same day has this URL:
<pre>dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20030209.html</pre>
<p>...which uses almost exactly the same format except with a the year spelled out in full (2003).</p>
<p>So in order to insert these links on a day-by-day basis, we're going to have to put the basic URL in place without the date elements, find some way of inserting those date elements and make sure that they're formatted so they'll work as a link. We're going to do this by using some of Moveable Type's most useful and versatile features - the <$MTEntryDate{body}gt; tag. If you insert this tag into your templates by itself it will use its default setting - which is designed for reading and will look a bit like this: "September 9, 2003 11:44 PM". But you can easily override this by using the format attribute and one or more date-tag variables. Here are a couple of examples of how you might format <$MTEntryDate{body}gt; and what the result would look like on your published page:</p>
<pre>
<$MTEntryDate format="%d %b %y"{body}gt;
would look like "09 Sep 03"
<$MTEntryDate format="%Y: %B, %e"{body}gt;
would look like "2003: September, 9"
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<p>Here are what some of those letters mean:</p>
<pre>
Month:
%b - name abbreviated to three characters
eg. Sep
%B - name in full
eg. September
%m - presented as two digits padded with a 0 if necessary
eg. 09
Day:
%d - two digits padded with a 0 if necessary
eg. 09
%e - two digits padded with a space if necessary
eg. 9
Year:
%y - two digits padded with a 0 if necessary
eg. 01
%Y - four digits.
eg. 2001
</pre>
<p>So to make those daily URLs all we have to do is change the original URLs to include the <$MTEntryDate{body}gt; tag like so:</p>
<pre>
From:
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap030209.html
to:
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap<$MTEntryDate
format="%y%m%d"{body}gt;.html
From:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-
20030209.html
to:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-
<$MTEntryDate format="%Y%m%d"{body}gt;.html
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<p>So this is what you'd put into your template:</p>
<pre><a href="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap
<$MTEntryDate format="%y%m%d"{body}gt;.html">
Astronomical Picture of the Day</a></pre>
<p><i>This hack was originally supposed to appear in the ill-fated O'Reilly "Blogging Hacks" book. I'll be putting all my contributions online over the next few days / weeks.</i></p>
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AUTHOR: Shapiro Morris
EMAIL: shapiromorris@ljdrama.org
IP: 12.230.80.114
URL: http://www.ljdrama.org/
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:23:32 PM
You know, not to burst your bubble but at the movabletype.org website, there is already a fine Support Forum in existence with exeptional support from users who have used MT a lot longer than a few days. Why would anyone want to come to your site for MT tips? I certainly wouldn't. I certainly don't visit plasticbag.org for MT questions. I hate to say it but you're just wasting your time.
Also, what did you do with the preview button?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.226.205
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:38:43 PM
I wrote some stuff for an O'Reilly book and the book's not getting published now so I'm sticking it on my site. That's all. Rather than do it all in one block, I'm sticking it up over a few days. I've also got other work to do at the moment, so this is quite nicely keeping my site ticking over while I get on with that. I also think that it doesn't do any harm to add a bit of information back into the general community. If someone finds it interesting or wants to do something similar or it inspires them to do something, then that's all to the good. With regard to some of your other comments, I've used MT for a lot longer than a few days, thank you <i>very</i> much, if you don't find them interesting then that's fine too (don't read 'em), but when you say I'm wasting my time I have to protest and I suggest you read this piece by <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/06/22/why_im_unsubscribing_from_your_blog.html">Mark Pilgrim</a> which I think sums up my feelings on this matter pretty well...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.226.205
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/24/2003 01:39:53 PM
Also - re the preview button - I took it off because I've been having problems with the set up of my server and haven't had time to fix them yet.
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AUTHOR: mort
EMAIL: manuel@simplelogica.net
IP: 212.89.24.145
URL: http://simplelogica.net/logicola/
DATE: 06/24/2003 02:53:29 PM
Hi Tom,
i don't even use MT but i'd like to express my simpathy for you and Mark and anyone who has to read the crap assholes like this 'Shapiro' or Mark's 'Saul' leave behind. Both of you have been much more polite than i'd have been in similar circunstances.
Keep on with your superb blogging and blog about what the heck you fancy. We with half a brain will be delighted. Shapiros of this world will... bah, who cares about them anyways? :)
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: c@deaddodo.com
IP: 81.86.254.48
URL: http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/
DATE: 06/24/2003 11:10:48 PM
A slight addendum: I think you have to be careful with sites like Dilbert, because the picture disappears after thirty days. And we don't want more broken picture links on this interweb...
Oh, and I'm really enjoying all the Blogging Hacks stuff on various sites. It's inspirational, and it's nice to have such a toolbox available for when I do get around to making a proper spangly weblog.
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AUTHOR: Shapiro Morris
EMAIL: shapiromorris@ljdrama.org
IP: 12.230.80.114
URL: http://www.ljdrama.org/
DATE: 06/25/2003 09:02:17 AM
Tom Coates: It's not that I don't "like" your site, but when you are posting very specific MT related information, and I can see that it's all wrong, I would say something. I was being polite by not pointing out the obvious errors in your code. I was being nice, for heaven's sakes! There is a reason for the existence of the movabletype.org support forums. That's where you should be posting "hacks" like this so as to permit more knowledgeable users the opportunity to point out your errors. What you think is providing service to similar users like yourself is in actuality a gross disservice because giving out faulty information just confuses users and creates stress in their lives. I'm not trying to tell you what to write. I'm just asking you to be more considerate and not present yourself as an authority on Movable Type issues when you just switched from Blogger to MT a few days ago.
Mort, you are an idiot of the highest order. Just because I post a comment critical of the information that Mr. Coates is posting doesn't make me an asshole. Anytime you post something on the Internet or on the public domain, you open yourself to all sorts of praises, critical acclaim, bashing, etc. If you can't understand that simple concept, you need to quit using the computer altogether, discontinue using your online service and quit posting comments or anything on the Net. You can also learn some manners and STFU about things you don't know.
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AUTHOR: mort
EMAIL: manuel@simplelogica.net
IP: 212.89.29.33
URL: http://www.simplelogica.net/logicola/
DATE: 06/25/2003 02:24:44 PM
Shapiro: "Mort, you are an idiot of the highest order. "
I have to agree with you in that point
Shapiro: "Anytime you post something on the Internet or on the public domain, you open yourself to all sorts of praises, critical acclaim, bashing, etc."
Cool. That applies to *my* bashing of your comment, so you should have taken it easier.Anyways, you can comment, i can comment on your comment and Tom can ignore us both and hopefully will.
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AUTHOR: wuji
EMAIL: wujimon@xsmail.com
IP: 192.61.123.130
URL: http://wuji.apxs.us
DATE: 06/29/2003 06:12:44 PM
Just wanted to say thanks for the great hack. I feel bad that the book didn't get released since I was ready to go and pick it up. Anyhow, thanks for sharing the information :)
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: almostwitty@ntlworld.com
IP: 132.185.240.14
URL: http://andrew.ulimit.org/index.shtml
DATE: 07/02/2003 01:06:57 PM
I, for one, as a newbie blogger intrigued by all the hacking potential found this above post far more illuminating, and hell, easier to figure out than the posts on MT support.
Of course, I haven't tried implementing it yet!
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<p>I feel a personal obligation to the people who read this site and to the world at large not to lie in my posts. I feel a personal obligation not to mischaracterise the truth and to correct any mistakes I make. I feel a personal obligation not to lie by omission. I consider it part of every human being's duty to stand up and fight for what they believe in whenever the feel capable of doing so in whatever way they feel they can. I feel an obligation to foreground any conflicts of interest I might have.</p>
<p>I feel a very different kind of obligation to the friends that I've made online and the community that has grown up around this site, and to the communities that have formed between all of our sites. I have no desire to anger anyone, frustrate anyone or humiliate anyone. I believe very strongly in the power of reasonable debate, trying - whenever possible - to avoid blatant rhetoric and appeals to emotion, territorialism and nationalism in favour of serious attempts to find some kind of reasonable, workable solution or truth.</p>
<p>Much like <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/06/22/why_im_unsubscribing_from_your_blog.html">Mark Pilgrim</a>, I feel absolutely no obligation whatsoever to write to entertain the people who read this site. This is <i>my</i> space to be able to speak <i>my</i> mind or make whatever contribution to the world that I want to make. I feel absolutely no obligation whatsoever to change what I'm interested in writing in to fit the desires or needs of people who read this site. Nor do I feel any obligation whatsoever to <i>avoid</i> talking about things that they are not interested in reading or comfortable reading.</p>
<p>I believe very strongly that my site is a representation of myself in cyberspace - and I think that's true for a lot of people who run personal sites wth weblog software. It is not a publishing venture. I have no potential revenues. I have no obligation or desire to maximise traffic for myself simply in order to get money. And for that reason I don't feel an obligation to target demographics precisely or maintain any form of continuity on my site other than to say, "I wrote this. The thread through all this stuff is that it matters to <i>me</i>".</p>
<p>If I was to self-censor and self-adapt purely in order to write for our audience's desires alone (however big, however small), then the thin cord that separates our online selves from our offline selves would be severed. Our sites would become little more than costumes we wore - and I think that would be a betrayal of ourselves and the dozens of overlapping communities that each of us belongs to.</p>
<p>So on the days when I write things that you enjoy - relish it! Get pleasure from it! Sometimes people out there even get commercial benefits from stuff that I write - and that's fine! Enjoy it - I want you to! And on the days when I say something that angers and infuriates you, tell me! Write to me and correct me or explain to me why I'm wrong. I want to know. I want to learn. And if it turns out that what I want to write about doesn't interest you, then that's fine - go elsewhere - there's a world of sites out there to read. And you never know - I might even register your absence and try and mend my ways...</p>
<p>But I swear to god, the next person who tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't be writing on my own site - which I produce for free and for which I ask nothing in exchange - is going to get a kick up the arse so fucking hard that when they finally land again they'll have frost in their hair...</p>
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AUTHOR: john
EMAIL: john@johnsjottings.com
IP: 24.118.225.8
URL: http://www.johnsjottings.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 02:39:21 PM
Someone needs to write up the Five Stages of a Weblogger because surely one of them is when he gets fed up with people who complain about their content in some fashion. Seems to happen a lot, of course most especially to those who have a dedicated readership who have decided that said weblogger is writing about one thing that interests them. When that one thing gets mixed in with other things some people seem to believe thats wrong. As writers each of us struggles to find their voice and in doing so it sometimes changes - and people need to deal with that.
Hopefully you can move on to the next stage quickly. :-)
Keep up the good work...
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AUTHOR: jb
EMAIL: jontyb@mac.com
IP: 217.215.102.95
URL: http://homepage.mac.com/jontyb/weblog/index.html
DATE: 06/24/2003 03:08:07 PM
I am a big fan of Plastig Bag, Tom. Thank you !
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AUTHOR: Joel
EMAIL: kaosbabalon@NOSPAMhotmail.com
IP: 213.121.66.128
URL: http://www.biroco.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 03:27:35 PM
Interesting post. Been considering this myself. Some friends have told me they don't think such-and-such is a good idea and that I should just write about this kind of stuff, as if my website journal was solely to provide an entertaining read to bored office workers on a Monday morning. The suggestion is that I should make sure the one after the weekend hits the lowest common denominator...put the arcane and overly esoteric stuff somewhere else on the site, etc etc.
I find that when I start visualizing "my audience" (gawd) one way or another way I just dunno what to write. The bottom line is that the readers of a website come to it for all sorts of reasons, and if you try to even out what you're talking about I suspect you just end up with the flat line on the heart monitor. And you're not representing yourself fully then anyway. I like writing stuff that might appeal to anybody, but then I also like writing things that about 2 people in the entire world will ever take any interest in (and they probably haven't found the site yet).
So you're dead right, and it's a useful reminder.
As for that link to "dive into mark", that was astonishing! If someone wrote me an email like that I think I'd send them one back telling them why I was coming round there right now to throw a brick through their fucking window.
Of course we care what people think about what we do with our websites, and it's lying to ourselves to think otherwise because sometimes they may just be right, but on the other hand it's useful to remember that the world is full of shits and some of them may just be reading your website.
Cheers
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil_snelling@hotmail.com
IP: 172.191.98.33
URL: http://onestupidblog.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 04:59:08 PM
I was having a vaguely similar converstation to this with a friend the other week, the upshot being that (and I know this is a hoary old cliche) that people seem to use the perceived anonymity or impersonality of the internet to behave in what frequently seems like extraordinarily rude or hurtful terms. Being generous, perhaps some of this is due to tones of voice or subtleties or whatever not transferring well into writing. Unfortunately, like Joel says, there are some people who are just rude bastards...
For me, the bottom line is that, as you say, Tom, a weblog is often an representation of yourself and therefore people could have a greater or lesser amount of emotional investment in them whether or not someone else might read it as inane or boring or whatever. So to post shitty comments or otherwise put someone down just because they have the facility to do that is pretty unforgivable, in my opinion...
Hope that's not too rambling!
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil_snelling@hotmail.com
IP: 172.191.98.33
URL: http://onestupidblog.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 05:10:07 PM
By "converstations" I mean "conversations". D'oh!
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AUTHOR: Dave S.
EMAIL: dave@mezzoblue.com
IP: 64.180.126.204
URL: http://www.mezzoblue.com/
DATE: 06/24/2003 06:07:58 PM
I watch the Colorado Avalanche, therefore it's "my" team. When they start choking, I'm damn well going to tell them how they'll improve their game. When plasticbag.org, "my" weblog, starts boring me, I'm going to speak up and tell you to change it to better suit what I want to see. (please don't confuse first-person narrative for actual opinion in either case) Some people are interesting, while most are not. Those that are boring naturally flock to the interesting. Somewhere along the way, a sense of personal ownership, possibly belonging creeps into the picture. I think people forget that there actually is someone on the other end of the text box.
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AUTHOR: arseblogger
EMAIL: arseblogger@arseblog.com
IP: 80.58.50.170
URL: http://arseblog.com
DATE: 06/24/2003 08:55:33 PM
You know if you wrote some stuff for Windows users now and again you might get a few more readers.
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AUTHOR: James Wallis
EMAIL: james@erstwhile.demon.co.uk
IP: 80.177.122.210
URL:
DATE: 06/24/2003 09:57:59 PM
I enjoy your blog very much, but if you ever change that picture of Orford Castle then I'm off.
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AUTHOR: Mark Anderson
EMAIL: mark1344@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.168.177
URL:
DATE: 06/25/2003 01:17:29 AM
I think you should write purely about David Beckham in order to become more popular.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.226.205
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/25/2003 01:19:02 AM
Windows readers!? I don't want people like <i>that</i> on my site!
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AUTHOR: Ernie Hsiung
EMAIL: ernie@littleyellowdifferent.com
IP: 63.203.204.222
URL: http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com
DATE: 06/25/2003 07:23:43 AM
Who's David Beckham?
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AUTHOR: Chris Harris
EMAIL: chris1000000@hotmail.com
IP: 24.70.128.135
URL:
DATE: 06/25/2003 09:23:42 AM
David Beckham plays left back for Manchester United.
Tom, wohoo, first comment after reading your site (many times!) daily for probably a year or so now. Your site is great - there's always a good read and it's never mindless junk like many other sites.
Keep doing your own thing, that's what people come here for!
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AUTHOR: shaky
EMAIL: shaky@buglab.net
IP: 62.253.64.7
URL:
DATE: 06/25/2003 09:59:35 AM
As for me this is one of the few weblogs i've stuck with over the years simply because it covers anything and everything. If there is a post that doesn't interest me then I simply skip it and go onto the next site (this is so obvious that it barely needs mentioning).
As for the validity of the code in the previous post - I don't use MT but I do have 10 years+ experience in perl, php, C++ etc and the code looks fine to me.
Keep writing what the hell you like.
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AUTHOR: qB
EMAIL: qB@SPAMLESSfrizzylogic.ort
IP: 80.177.18.254
URL: http://www.frizzylogic.org
DATE: 06/25/2003 03:07:22 PM
I couldn't agree more with your post. And having read the deludedly self-important and crass drivel which prompted it, I thought I'd add my voice to the others who agree with you.
Also, I've just made your "random link button" for which hack I am extremely grateful.
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AUTHOR: mikey
EMAIL: mikey@electricbugaloo.com
IP: 12.105.248.226
URL: http://www.electricbugaloo.com
DATE: 06/25/2003 03:49:45 PM
dude, i think you should write about more cool stuff and less about stuff that's like, not cool. that would like, totally rock!
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AUTHOR: s3d
EMAIL: s3d@mac.com
IP: 212.137.30.138
URL: http://s3d@dreamingsea.net
DATE: 06/25/2003 04:57:28 PM
I'm with Shaky on this one. I like your site a lot Tom. Not everything you write about interests me, but the ability to skip articles has never been an issue for me...unlike some people it seems. I tried out MT because of your site and when I decided I liked it, I was well aware of the support forums. However, it is still nice to find out about odd bits and pieces from people like yourself, especially when they relate to things I wouldn't even have thought about and if I did, I'd have the MT forums to wade through...out of the two, reading your site is more fun. Thanks!
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AUTHOR: andrew
EMAIL: andrew@andrewbarnett.com.au
IP: 203.29.225.246
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0116932/
DATE: 06/26/2003 02:38:21 AM
heh! that last paragraph has to be up there in the list of all-time-great physical threats, along with the one about kicking someone's teeth so far down his/her throat that s/he will need a toilet brush to clean them.
rock on!
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AUTHOR: Sarah
EMAIL: sarah@leto.co.nz
IP: 210.86.75.129
URL: http://leto.co.nz/
DATE: 06/26/2003 09:29:53 AM
I haven't fully thought this one through yet so I'm not sure if I actually think it or I just think I think it, but the attraction for me of weblogs is not so much what is said but how it's said. It's the authors voice, their themness that keeps me coming back, whether they're telling me about their new undies or the state of the economy. If people write what they think, or are told, people want to hear instead of what they want to write then their themness disappears and they become just another media outlet. I don't want any of the people in my life (and blog people are part of my life) to be what I want them to be rather than what they are. I'd be all stunted and deformed and ultimately excruciatingly bored if they were.
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AUTHOR: Lyle
EMAIL: lyle2@destruction-for-dummies.co.uk
IP: 212.135.153.98
URL: http://www.destruction-for-dummies.co.uk/random.html
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:12:10 PM
Well said, Tom. Personally, I prefer to read other people's posts/thoughts, rather than something that's been tweaked and edited to fit in with some nebulous "audience"'s ideas of what you should be, or what should be on the site.
A credo my father used to use all the time was "I may not like what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it". I picked it up somewhere along the line (repetition being the wonderful learning tool it is) and I pretty much stick to that now.
All power to your quill/pen/keyboard, and <i>nil illegitimi carborundum</i>. *Grin*
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: liz@nerdslut.org
IP: 68.76.97.162
URL: http://www.nerdslut.org/pointdexter/
DATE: 06/26/2003 05:15:35 PM
Huzzah...
I came up against this very problem with my own...and decided to chuck it and start over. My "brand" was too well-defined to start changing the tone and subjects as dramatically as I would like to, so I broke up with my blog...and wrote a ridiculously long essay to explain why.
While I wish at the moment I had followed the momentum started by Mark and now your force added, nonetheless I think it just would have been too difficult to make the adjustment. Then again, while neither of you are doing much differently than you have been (and I, for one, enjoy and appreciate it), I just think it may be that readers are beginning to get a sense of entitlement that is more familiar to authors who write a series of books that are similar in tone and content, building expectations, and then upon writing something different, well, readers think they have every right in the world to tell you how much (and how hard) you suck.
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AUTHOR: Sheila
EMAIL: StarDocMail@aol.com
IP: 205.188.209.70
URL: http://starlines.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/28/2003 05:59:09 AM
The only way people can shut you up is if you hand them the censorship duct tape yourself. Don't let anyone tell you what to write.
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AUTHOR: Holly
EMAIL: holly@hollylisle.com
IP: 4.72.38.94
URL: http://hollylisle.com
DATE: 06/28/2003 01:11:29 PM
>>But I swear to god, the next person who tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't be writing on my own site - which I produce for free and for which I ask nothing in exchange - is going to get a kick up the arse so fucking hard that when they finally land again they'll have frost in their hair...
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AUTHOR: Holly
EMAIL: holly@hollylisle.com
IP: 4.72.38.94
URL: http://hollylisle.com
DATE: 06/28/2003 01:13:30 PM
"But I swear to god, the next person who tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't be writing on my own site - which I produce for free and for which I ask nothing in exchange - is going to get a kick up the arse so fucking hard that when they finally land again they'll have frost in their hair..." That's such a fine, fine sentiment I'm tempted to use it as my new sig. Go, Tom! (And sorry about the error in the previous comment.)
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AUTHOR: Cory Doctorow
EMAIL: doctorow@craphound.com
IP: 216.175.96.87
URL: http://craphound.com/
DATE: 06/30/2003 11:47:09 PM
Amen, Tom. This is absolutely the correct attitude. Don't let the bastards drag you down.
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URL: http://www.thegofish.com/archives/001439.php
IP: 66.220.30.58
BLOG NAME: go fish
DATE: 06/25/2003 03:11:08 PM
Best diatribe about smacked asses who feel compelled to tell you what to write and what not to write goes...
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URL: http://journurl.com/support/users/admin/index.cfm?mode=article&entry=557
IP: 63.151.45.1
BLOG NAME: Big Damn Heroes (Tech)
DATE: 06/26/2003 05:23:43 PM
The best thing about Tom Coates' latest piece isn't his personal variation on the old "this blog is mine and I'll say what I want" argument. It's that he does what few others are willing to do: he acknowledges that he doesn't operate in a vacuum. I adm...
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TITLE: blogging for whom?
URL: http://www.dixiblog.com/archives/000499.html
IP: 216.12.213.222
BLOG NAME: dixiblog
DATE: 06/28/2003 04:23:39 AM
plasticbag.org | weblog | My obligation to you... dicusses the concept of who you are blogging for, in a personal
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IP: 213.186.33.51
BLOG NAME: IokanaaN - Blog
DATE: 07/01/2003 03:13:32 AM
Deux posts forts justes: My obligation to you auquel j'adh�re compl�tement [via le SideBlog de Mouche] et Merriadoc qui fait un bilan de cinq mois de blog....
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URL: http://60gp.ovh.net/~iokanaan/blog/archives/000154.php
IP: 213.186.33.51
BLOG NAME: IokanaaN - Blog
DATE: 07/03/2003 03:18:22 PM
« Le propos est noble et louable. Le probl�me est dans la d�finition de la v�rit� et de l'honn�tet�. C'est l� o� toutes les d�clarations de bonnes volont�s viennent souvent s'�chouer. » - Karl dans les commentaires du post linkant...
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URL: http://raymondyee.net/blog/archives/000084.html
IP: 209.61.183.104
BLOG NAME: Hypotyposis on a Good Day
DATE: 07/27/2003 12:39:23 AM
Two days ago, in hope of ultimately connecting the disparate ramblings of my blog, I presented a list of my "life roles" that I use to conceptualize my life. I set the expectation that I would come back to this...
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URL: http://raymondyee.net/blog/archives/000084.html
IP: 209.61.183.104
BLOG NAME: Hypotyposis on a Good Day
DATE: 07/27/2003 12:41:32 AM
Two days ago, in hope of ultimately connecting the disparate ramblings of my blog, I presented a list of my "life roles" that I use to conceptualize my life. I set the expectation that I would come back to this...
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TITLE: Losing It With Style
URL: http://weblog.garyturner.net/archives/000149.html
IP: 213.228.193.82
BLOG NAME: memoria technica
DATE: 09/01/2004 05:13:02 PM
Tom Coates..."...I swear to god, the next person who tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't be writing on my own site - which I produce for free and for which I ask nothing in exchange - is...
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<p>In the middle of the comments for a fairly interesting article about <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/6/23/201523/090">the Googledance that never ends</a> there's a <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2003/6/23/201523/090/49#49">post from a professional search engine optimiser</a>. He says:</p>
<blockquote>My consulting business website ranks highly in google for a number of search terms that are pertinent to my business. I didn't get that way using a search engine optimization service. It didn't cost anything but my time and the sweat of my brow. And it's really very simple how it works. I tell all my methods in <i>How to Promote Your Business on the Internet</i>.<br><br>
In summary:
<ul>
<li>Put content on your site that visitors will want to read - and return to. Not just material aimed at potential customers, but stuff anyone will want to read.</li>
<li>Post new content regularly
<li>Ask for links, and offer reciprocal links
</ul>
That's the method I used to make a Google search for <i>software consultant</i> turn up my resume as the #4 search result.
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<p>I want to make something clear. This is probably one of the best statements about search engine optimisation I've ever read, <i>and it's still horse-shit</i>. The thing that it says that's actually useful is that you should have a good site. First and foremost - put content on your site that people want to read and update it regularly. That's a really really good point and something that people should remember. But it's not something that a search engine optimiser can help you with, so that leaves you with link-exchange. Which is horse-shit. I'm going to say that again because I enjoyed it so much. It's horse-shit.</p>
<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, listen very carefully when I say this: <i>There is absolutely positively never any reason whatsoever to go to a search engine optimiser and they may damage your business as much as they help it</i>. The reason they may damage your business is because - for the most part - they are designed to <i>hack the system</i> - to find short-cuts and tricks that fool a search engine into believing your site is something it isn't. And search engines change their indexing methods all the time to compensate for these tricks. All the time. Google do it monthly! And if they find someone using them - often they'll penalise the sites concerned.</p>
<p>Here - then - is the big secret of search optimisation. Search optimisation isn't really about optimising <i>for a search engine</i> at all. It's about making good quality, cleanly designed, semantically-constructed sites that <i>people</i> want to read, that <i>people</i> can link to and which <i>people</i> can get the gist of in a few seconds. If you make a website well <i>for human beings</i>, then as a side effect - more often than not - search engines will spider it well and rank it highly. And they'll do this because it's the best site, not because you're trying to fool them.</p>
<p>For the most part this is all you need to know:</p>
<ol>
<li>Highly complex and flashy animation does not help you, it hinders you - your site needs to be easily spiderable and that means that tricky navigational elements probably won't help. If you have to use them (like I do for my archives above), present alternative simple ways to get around your site as well that use basic boring run-of-the-mill <i>links</i>. This is not a search optimisation tip - this is good navigation design.</li>
<li>Meta-tagging is not that useful any more. But if you're going to use it, do it properly. Specifically, if you're going to put in description and keyword metatags - keep them <i>short</i> (twenty words most), <i>accurate</i> (actually reflecting the content in the body of your page), and don't put the same metatags on every single damn page of your site! That's not going to help at all! None of this will affect Google, who don't pay any attention to meta tags and make up 50% of the searches performed on the web at the moment.</li>
<li>Make it easy to link to things! This means, don't use frames! This means, try and put discreet chunks of content on clear separate pages. This again is not optimising for a search engine at all - it's <i>how to build an information-delivery site properly</i>.</li>
<li>Use <title> tags properly! They sit at the top of every one of your pages and they're designed to make it easy to spot things when you bookmark them. So tell people the title of the page you're on - and do it honestly! Keep them short and clear, don't use marketing speech at all, don't try really really hard to find the right keywords, just use the title that explains what's on the page best. To help people who bookmark you then you should probably put the name of your site at the beginning or end of the title, and if you've got a shallow site hierarchy, you can even put the path to the current page in the title as well. These things are helpful to people! Unsurprisingly, search engines try to use the same criteria as actual <i>people</i> do.</li>
<li>Use semantic content whenever possible. This means when something is the title of a page or a section, stick it in a <h1> tag and use CSS to style it appropriately (and before you say anything, I'm aware that I don't do that - but there's a really good reason for that). Also when you're linking to things don't use terrible words inside the links like "click here" but actually use read words. This is good for people and helpful for search engines. Don't lie! People would find it more useful if you linked to a page about sportscar GT with a link that said "We have a comprehensive section about <a href="http://www.t-spark.co.uk/">sportscar GT</a>". Search engines - weirdly - do too!</li>
<li>Bugger link-exchange! Google specifically penalises people for using known link-exchange programmes because they've been designed specifically to circumvent Google's attempt to find <i>quality</I> sites that are well-respected and rated. Don't try and fool the search engines unless you're prepared to pay for search engine optimisers to come in and fix your site every two weeks.</li>
</ol>
<p>God there's loads more stuff I could say, but the rule of thumb is the same for all of them. Build sites that are easy for people to use, try not to let the technology get in the way of delivering the information and aspire to making things that work the way the web works, and you'll never have any trouble with search engines.</p>
<p>Addendum: There's an <a href="http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/06/25/google/">interesting article on Google</a> over at Salon today in which - yet again - some of the people who try to mischaracterise the usefulness of their own sites by gaming search engine algorithms claim that not being allowed to lie about their site's relevancy is terribly terribly bad. I have absolutely no respect for these people at all...</p>
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.226.205
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 12:02:08 PM
I'm bound to have left something else pertinent out. But really - this stuff is a no-brainer... Don't waste your money with search engine optimisers.
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AUTHOR: Mark Thristan
EMAIL: beonlinecomms@hotmail.com
IP: 195.92.194.14
URL: http://www.marktsinfoblog.blogspot.com
DATE: 06/26/2003 12:57:25 PM
I think that some of it boils down to a number of things that are desired from a search (by the user as opposed to in theory). The first thing that a user wants is obviously relevance - algorithms are great at doing this. The second thing that users want is to be able to trust the resource (i.e. judge its reputation).
While some might say that it is down to the user to make this value judgement, and, that one man's meat is another man's poison, I always feel that Google's link algorithm makes a reputation judgement that is slightly faulty - i.e. that the best search result is the most popular item (with links) that returns relevant results.
Links can be seen as very commodity-based (they can be traded and can return benefits in leading to better search rankings), but reputation is rarely just about popularity - it's about context, real-world standing, quality of material and so on and so forth. I've absolutely no idea how search engines could deal with this, but reputation-relevance would probably deal with "spamming" optimisation techniques. Just a thought...
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AUTHOR: Jo
EMAIL: jo@tinyjo.net
IP: 62.232.43.13
URL: http://www.tinyjo.net/journal/
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:38:30 PM
It's like an executive summary of <a href="http://www.diveintoaccessibility">Dive into Accessibility :) I suppose it's all about making your site easy to read for everyone from screen readers to spiders.</a>
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Jo
EMAIL: jo@tinyjo.net
IP: 62.232.43.13
URL: http://www.tinyjo.net/journal/
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:41:50 PM
Doh! I know how to <a href="http://www.diveintoaccessibility.com">link</a>, honest!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rod Brown
EMAIL: rod.brown@eoascientific.com
IP: 24.222.120.220
URL: http://N/A
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:43:36 PM
Why advertise at all, print media (newspaper, catalogs, etc.) are expense, tv and radio same thing... in all cases more expensive than any optimizer for the market reach and penetration.
This is however what Tom does not understand.... "spiderable, tricky navigational elements, Meta-tagging, description and keyword metatags, frames, , shallow site hierarchy, semantic tag, CSS"... Tom assumes every person reading this understand web page code, knows how to read it, change it, and make it better. That's horse shit - "try not to let the technology get in the way"... you just did Tom!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 145.58.4.51
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:59:03 PM
"Tom assumes every person reading this understand web page code, knows how to read it, change it, and make it better."
I think Tom assumes any business that has a website has or has hired a webdeveloper who can be instructed to look after "spiderable, tricky navigational elements, Meta-tagging, description and keyword metatags, frames, , shallow site hierarchy, semantic tag, CSS"
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: tomski
EMAIL: dump@tomski.com
IP: 132.185.132.12
URL: http://www.tomski.com
DATE: 06/26/2003 01:59:28 PM
But Rod, if you're prepared to invest in hiring people to build & maintain your website, then make sure you hire well.
Find the right people to run your website and you'll not need search engine snake oilers *and* you get a better website hence happier punters.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Richard Young
EMAIL: r.youngNOSPAM@bham.ac.uk
IP: 147.188.224.113
URL:
DATE: 06/26/2003 02:22:58 PM
Link exchanging is different thing to building link popularity. The web is built on links from one site to another, without any of these links you are left high and dry and wont get any visitors from search engines. You may get the odd type in but for that you will need nice slick domain name.
I have seen sites that are user friendly but are absolutely cack when it comes to search engines. That is where SEO comes in, or at least a decent one. Trying to find a decent one or work out if the one you are bout to employ is not shady then read this page:
http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum5/1238.htm
I too love to say horse shit, it is great phrase but I don�t thing it can be applied to a lot of the SEO that goes on.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: George Dubya
EMAIL: georga@dubyaya.com
IP: 81.152.210.102
URL: http://www.yahoo.com
DATE: 06/26/2003 02:30:55 PM
Getting links is not horseshit. A tree falling in the woods and making no sound is horseshit. You want as many people to see whatever you have built for these people to see. So get links, lots of them.
If its hard to get links, do what that other person did above, shove a link on any page at any opportunity to boost your crap rank.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.130.220.222
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 03:15:32 PM
I think the point remains true even if you don't understand the technology - rather than paying someone to come in and optimise your search results, why not pay the same amount of money to get someone to come in and make your site accessible, clearly laid-out and fundamentally honest. There are loads of accesibility experts, information architects, usability people etc. etc in the world and you'll get much better results with them than with search engine shark oil salesmen who have only the one criteria to judge success by (don't forget, if a search engine placement person uses anything other than good honest, tried and true 'make the damn site work' stuff then eventually the search engines will wise up to the tricks involved and you'll be in exactly the same position as you were beforehand).
As regards links - I can give you substantial evidence that links alone do not give you traffic, particularly irrelevant ones. And there's much more value in a couple of appropriate and realistic links than in dozens or hundreds of bits of spam in link exchange programs and the like. You'd be much better served by trying to find people with very specific needs online and mentioning your service to them directly by e-mail. It's slower but you'll get a better end result. Or send a press release to a newspaper or an internet magazine. Or find groups of people who are discussing the same kind of site as you're making. <b>If you must do this stuff, put the effort in and do it properly and respectfully.</b>
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@woogle.co.uk
IP: 195.147.180.194
URL:
DATE: 06/26/2003 03:39:09 PM
I want my site to rank highly on MSN UK.
How does your methodology work here?
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.130.220.222
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 03:42:47 PM
Same way it works on anything - by building your site so that it actually presents itself fairly and cleanly and honestly it'll never be subject to the whims of the search engines' attempts to penalise people who game the system, and gradually will be picked up and ranked fairly by all the sites concerned.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@woogle.co.uk
IP: 195.147.180.194
URL:
DATE: 06/26/2003 04:07:29 PM
Wrong answer.
MSN UK uses initially Looksmart listings, which are not ranked on link popularity.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.130.220.222
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 04:13:12 PM
James, my point was that link exchanges <i>don't</i> work for Google (and as you point out don't work for MSN) and that search optimisation to try and game these things doesn't work and is eventually pointless - so when I say the same way I mean exactly what I write above in the body of my post - the best way to get search engines to spider you properly and place you highly is to format your page properly, write good stuff and don't try and game the search engines. Spend your money on usability, information architecture and decent content instead. That's the most cost effective and practical way of getting yourself listed properly, way more cost effective than fiddling to try and find a balance between being seem to spam one search engine and not registering in another through flighty tricks and basic pointlessness...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.130.220.222
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/26/2003 04:16:01 PM
BTW - you won't get any argument from me that knowing how to write listings for directory-based sites is a skill or that it could be worth paying someone to help you do. But even that's not really that much of an epic enterprise and can easily be figured out - and it's increasingly unimportant as the timeliness of search is beginning to heavily outweigh the personal quality-checking of directory based sites.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Dave Nski
EMAIL: dave.nski@microhard.com
IP: 195.166.60.12
URL: http://www.microcontentnews.com/articles/googlebombs.htm
DATE: 06/26/2003 05:01:12 PM
Was it not the search engine sharks (SES) that started all this crosslinking to get to the top of google. I think it was called googlebombing.
Dave
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: filchyboy
EMAIL: christopher@safersex.org
IP: 64.30.194.235
URL: http://chronotope.com/chronotope/
DATE: 06/27/2003 03:01:52 AM
Good points Tom! There are many more as well I'd wager, locked up in that noggin of yours.
I'll offer a slightly different take on things. I recently hired such a SEO. It is part of a bigger package. I am not particularly happy about it either. But I have no complaints.
I have a site which just made huge and complicated migration to a completely new technology underpinning. The underpinning in question was essentially hoisted on me and so its weaknesses aren't negotiable. The site relies upon dynamic and terribly unfriendly urls which do not work and play well with search engines. My previous site was essentially hand rolled and had several of my own design elements to treat search engines to what you describe. But when we made this transition our footing in the search engines was damaged by the process. SEO comes as a value added to the package, for more $, which produces static pages as funnels for the search engines. We have seen several improvements in various listings which produce our income as a result and have not been nearly as hurt by the migration as we would have been had we not employed the SEO.
My next step will be to <a href="http://www.evolt.org/article/Making_clean_URLs_with_Apache_and_PHP/18/22880/">introduce clean urls</a> to the mix and cut both the ASP and the SEO out of their revenue stream.
None of this is to refute your very valid points but rather to show circumstances in which SEO firms perform a valid function. It should be noted that the ASP should as a matter of a proper working relationship with its clients design with clean urls out of the box but the additional cut of revenue from the SEO is probably a bigger factor in that decision than simply being up front about a weakness in their technology and finding a soultion to better their product.
Hope this helps.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Rod Brown
EMAIL: rod.brown@eoascientific.com
IP: 24.222.120.220
URL:
DATE: 06/27/2003 10:37:53 AM
To Tom Coates - I apologize for my earlier comments. I do not take my job lightly and I am one of those horseshit search engine optimizer that you proclaim are worthless to you and everyone else.
The problem - competency. The web has provided vast quantities of information - and if a person can read they can acquire a certain level of knowledge and skill - this however, does not make them an SEO. I am a eMarketing Strategist - SEO is only one small part of the totally process. Therefore, I offer but a few comments to include for the do-it-yourselfers in your audience. Disclaimer: If you do not have a basic appreciation of the html coding and the elements find someone who does.
Your own domain is better than free (or cheap) someone else�s domain
Host your site on a reliable server � down time during search engine indexing time means lost ranks all the time.
Have a robots.txt in your root on your server to tell bots and crawlers what to do
Get rid of the JavaScript in the code and put it in an external file
Use CSS instead of color, size and font tags and also have this as an external file (note: CSS should be listed in header before any JavaScript referrals.
Use less link (images) buttons or JavaScript links and more text links and no more 100 links per page, 25 - 50 is better (more than 100 you will not be credited for them)
Make sure to have a site map page and link to from all pages
Make sure the first link on every single page is to your main page (this is one link that in best to use an image (HOME on image) link title attribute and image alt attribute indicating your primary topic.
At the bottom of each page use menus as text links
Make sure your page code is no bigger than 100K. Highly recommend 32K or less
Submit your site to ODP and Yahoo Directory, make sure to select the right cat. All directory links - the more the merrier
Pay special attention to your content - first visible text (words) on the page is a title using H tags and define in CSS.
Try to get as much as relevant links you can and in (or out) of your site if you have software call it software (not products). Relevant anchors in and to your makes the different between ranked #30 and ranked #1
Read each search engines guide lines and follow them strictly
Don't spam
Don't use doorway pages
Don't cloak
Breadcrumbs work wonders too!
Meta Title - Never start a word pass 58 characters if anything your registered BUSINESS NAME should be here and the last few words of the 60 character title... once.
Additional ones... use title attributes particularly in links <a href=""> </a> and the title precisely as the anchor > if image alt="" and title="" the same.
Note which page of your site has the most internal links to it > if this is not the homepage > then the page that has the most links will likely have greater success on your most competitive phrase.
Match Meta Title with Page Title - SEO's keyword the Meta all the time > however this is the intro to your site as well as a ranking thing > if it doesn't look good written on the page it not that efficient in bringing visitors into your site (even if your #1).
Page Title match to Meta Title > now match all internal anchors to that page theme. A text anchor call HOME, which goes to the HOMEPAGE, does not help - get innovative - if your site is about CARS then: example: CARS should be the anchor to index.html. NOTE: this is one place where the use of an image is GOOD... the title attribute and alt both indicate CARS and the image read HOME... also
The link HOME is also good in your copyright statement... e.g. -
Motortown.com has cars for all people.
Copyright � 2003 Motor Town. All rights reserved.
Short one-word anchors are better than longer ones. CARS is relevant to blue cars, black cars, old cars, antique cars, used cars, new cars... but none of these are "highly" relevant to each other or just "cars". If you're highly relevant on one-word "cars�, the "on-page" optimized stuff is all that is needed to make you more relevant to the second word (what ever that may be) and not just one phrase.
Non-relevant - or less adequate topical pages (contact us, support, trouble-shooting, policies, shipping instructions can help make the difference between a page ranked #11 and one that's higher. Use these to PUSH relevancy and PageRank to only those pages that need it. If many links out to a link structure -- JavaScript the links to pages that already are highly ranked > and use that "saved" PageRank to push to ones that are not (on their specific topic).
Contact US page irrelevant � all methods of contacting you should be on every page (add with copyright statement)
Links page � irrelevant � put outgoing links on the single most relevant page to the linked sites topic (you will be rewarded dearly for it)
Put a face to your site > get your staff professionally on your site > people prefer to buy from people. Particularly if the person is real (employee/owner) and noted by NAME and POSITION in the company.
The old story... "On the web... no one knows your a dog" holds true today... a name, a face adds trust. There are many scams out there and just because you know that your not one of them... doesn't mean the visitor knows this.
The best advice (put your competitors on your site) and compare your positive points to their negative points (be truthful though).
Anyone that believes web purchasers are not comparative shoppers for price, quality, service, shipping, guarantees, warranties, returns, support and another 100 variables is really only fooling themselves... particularly if the visitor came via a search engine > back on out and see what else is available.
Additionally, rarely will a new potential customer buy on the first visit.
SEO isn't just about getting to #1... It�s also about selling "more" once you're there!
Site size is always an issue e.g. the more unique content / pages a website has the more diversity they have. In generally however, I personal don't "check" anything on initial "optimization" but add cookie based tracking code (e.g. hitslinks, indextools, or extreme-dm.com/tracking/ to name a few), and use the referrals from here to define what pages I target for what terms. (e.g. someone doing a deep search and finding you is more productive than you searching/checking all pages yourself).
In addition, I have found that even in small sites (6 - 25 pages) you can quickly add highly relevant and very effective "ranking" content early to a sites development without even knowing anything about the sites real topics, markets or industry.
A glossary of terms are highly effective and the online resources (many non-copyrighted and royalty free) is a copy and paste process with only time to add links back and forth between the original site content and the 27 pages of terms (glossary index, and A - Z).
Also if you have PDF design capability that same glossary can be quickly converted to a PDF version and open for download. With your embedded absolute URLs in each glossary terms you receive 100's of new backlinks, PageRank and relevancy for every single site that add this to their site (an added value resource).
Have one site that jump from a mere 50 backlinks to 10,000 in 4 months.
Definitely worth the effort eh!
Just a fraction of the qualified advice you may get from a well informed SEO. But admittedly only scratching the surface.
By informing all that all professionals in a specific industry segment are and talk "horseshit"... means that you must be extremely knowledgeable about that industry segment and all in it and a gifted professional of that segment - otherwise you are merely spouting an opinion and opinions rarely accept accountability.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coate
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.226.205
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/27/2003 12:17:08 PM
Thanks Rod - first off, I want to apologise to you directly and to the people with your level of expertise and responsible attitude to their work. I've read through that advice and the <i>vast</i> majority of it is of the highest quality. Having said that, you say yourself that a large proportion of your advice isn't actually all about search engine placement (putting faces on your site and the like) and that your particular expertise strays very heavily into areas like information architecture, effective website design, online marketing and the like. This is not in any way to lessen your skills - which I know to be accurate having written several large treatises on search engine placement, usability and good navigational structures in previous jobs - but just to say that the experience of most people who hire people who claim to be able to improve their search engine placements is of hucksters who can do as much damage as good... For most people, making their site clean, well-structured and well-written from the get-go will do them much more good and at a much lower price...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Angry Man
EMAIL: bredtest.submit@mailnull.com
IP: 213.122.14.75
URL:
DATE: 06/27/2003 04:54:58 PM
>> For most people, making their site clean, well-structured and well-written from the get-go will do them much more good and at a much lower price...
Yup, and if "most people" had the sense God promised an earthworm, they wouldn't attempt to "design" their website themselves. They might also take the time and trouble to discover that there is actually a series of STANDARDS in web technology, that it would benefit EVERYONE if they were adhered to.
But lets deal with the real world here. 99% (or thereabouts) of all websites are a total waste of time, energy, hard drive space and bandwidth, because they are frankly utter rubbish. Since the web is seen as the "last frontier", people have the misguided perception that they can do it as well as anyone, that they should step up to the plate, and give that 6 year old copy of FrontPage a bloody good workout. Horse shit.
Hmmm, I like saying it too. If it was a print brochure, you wouldn't get a knocked off copy of Quark and design the damn thing yourself, would you now? Of course not that would be lunacy! You'd go to a professional, and pay professional rates, and be pleased with the results. But because its the web, the "peoples media" they think that there amateurish, ridden, infested, overrun, FP abortions are as "valid" as anyone elses. Horse shit, and that goes for BOTH connotations of "valid". For f*cks sake, http://validator.w3.org/, its free, F*CKING USE IT! Theres even one for CSS somewhere
>> people who claim to be able to improve their search engine placements is of hucksters
Damn straight. Most webmasters don't know how a search engine works. A friend of mine recently did a freebie design job, and the subject of traffic came up, thusly :-
they : "Well, web sites are just ranked alaphabetically, aren't they? We just need to add some words beginning with "A" to our keyowrds tag"
he : "No its a bit more complex than that" (repeat for about 30 minutes. Then he got a brain hemorrhage, and gave up)
I've had conversations with webmasters of really quite large sites, fronting multi-million pound companies, who were under the impression that when you submit a query to, ohhh, say Google, it went and real-time searched the whoooole web for you (hmmm, say 0.1 second per document to retrieve and categorise, roughly 3 billion docs, thats around a SIX-MONTH RESPONE TIME YOU IDIOT! BY SIMPLE INSPECTION OF THE IDEA YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL ITS COMPLETE HORSE SHIT!)
In such a target rich environment, why the hell should anyone learn how to actually do the job? Signing up with Overture and running a telesales operation out of some North of England fleapit should be quite sufficient, shouldn't it?
OK, I feel a lot better now, thank you all
In summary, the point I was trying (badly) to make, is that SEO is a VERY valuable skillset; however, there many people out there portray themselves as SEOs when they demostrably aren't; and that if potential clients can't do a bit of background research to arm themselves with sufficient knowledge to be able to tell the goats from the sheep, then my sympathy is limited. Caveat emptor...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: kpaul
EMAIL: luap@mallasch.com
IP: 66.73.140.71
URL: http://www.mallasch.com/kpaul/
DATE: 06/27/2003 05:40:47 PM
Thanks for the mention.
As an aside, I emailed the Salon writer and pointed him to my story on K5 re: Google coming up with the naming convention. Haven't heard back from him yet, though. ;)
thx again,
kpaul
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Gavin Merriman
EMAIL: gavin@newdomainmedia.com
IP: 193.131.69.170
URL: http://www.money-365.com
DATE: 07/01/2003 04:54:01 PM
Its a good article and you make a excellent point, but I get the feeling you massively misunderstand SEM. Real search engine marketers will DO aim to create the best site/resource for the keyword they target. The only optimisation is ensuring the page/site is structured to inform the engines what the content is about.
There are however a number of techie cowboys with no understanding of the importance of actually trying to satisfy the searcher, they just focus on tricking the search engine itself. But you can not assume all search engine marketers have no grasp or understanding of marketing. That would be like me assuming you�re technically inept because you are a marketer.
In the future I�d try steer clear from writing about a subject you clearly don�t understand, but that�s for making me laugh anyway.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Monkey Boy
EMAIL: monkeyboy@hotmail.com
IP: 193.131.69.170
URL:
DATE: 07/01/2003 04:59:17 PM
I cna ytpe 500 wrods pre mniuet!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Nico Morgan
EMAIL: nico@nicomorgan.com
IP: 194.143.175.209
URL: http://www.nicomorgan.com
DATE: 07/03/2003 12:39:04 PM
I've only skim-read most of these epic comments (don't you guys say things succinctly?) and so this has probably already been pointed out:
I share a building here with a Digital marketing company who, in the old days, might have referred to themselves as SEOs. These guys know the well-established rules of accessibility, semantic structure and so on, and spend half their lives in the Google fora at Webmasterworld learning from others. They are not about link exchanges, because they have known what makes a site score highly on different engines for some time. Thy are very successful because (big) clients of theirs (international banks etc.) don't want to have to keep these skills in house.
They are also very skilled at getting sites listed in those back-room databases which many non-google search engines use as their core data (Zeal etc.) and this helps their clients positioning heaps.
They would describe much of their work as "popularity consultancy" I suppose; they do what Tom says site owners should do, but they do it for other people.
They're not all sharks - some of them, surprisingly know at least as much about these things as we do.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Gina
EMAIL: gina@scribbling.net
IP: 68.161.139.20
URL: http://www.scribbling.net
DATE: 07/05/2003 03:50:53 AM
http://scribbling.net/entry/394/
I didn't read this before I wrote that (really, I didn't!) but we're saying basically the same thing.
Except I never say "horseshit."
:)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Kevin Heath
EMAIL: blog@zoomgroup.co.uk
IP: 81.6.229.149
URL: http://www.zoomgroup.co.uk
DATE: 10/09/2003 12:00:16 PM
You've got it in a nut-shell.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Michael Heraghty -- Search Engine Optimisation Consultant
EMAIL: m@m.mmm
IP: 62.17.29.2
URL: http://www.michaelheraghty.com/findability.html
DATE: 10/12/2003 03:44:43 PM
Your main points about how to get found in search engines (e.g. regular content etc.) are good ones, though not comprehensive.
But SEOs are not all about "hacking the system".
There are many Search Engine Optimisers -- and I am one of them -- who provide a *consulting* service for site owners who want to know how to get their sites found in Google and other search engines.
To you Tom, the information required for this is a "no-brainer", but you're not representative of the average interent user. You're way more advanced than most; the average Joe Soap who has a website wants help and advice on getting it found.
For example, I recently did some SEO work for a client called Kevin Kelly, a personal development coach.
Kevin had hired various different website designers over the past few years, but each incarnation of his site performed poorly. He never got any email enquiries through his site. When I first started working on his "internet identity", he was listed 179th in Google for a search on "Kevin Kelly".
I created a new site for him, making sure that its design was both usable and optimised for Google. I created a weblog for him too, and got him to commit to updating it, so that he would have fresh content regularly.
Already he is in the top 10 for a search on "Kevin Kelly", and he has had more traffic in the last two months than he had in the previous three years combined.
Maybe the methods I used were "no-brainer" ones to you, but they weren't to Kevin...
For people like Kevin -- the majority of people who have forked out on websites as a way to market their business -- Search Engine Optimisation is an extremely valuable service. Why pay money, after all, to have a website designed and launched, if your customers won't be able to find it?
I admit that there are many charlatans out there who are giving SEO a bad name. But that doesn't change the fact that sites must be findable, as well as usable, if they are to work as marketing tools. And neither the people own websites -- or even the people who design websites -- have the knowlege required to make get them found.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James Dale
EMAIL: james@optimizer.co.uk
IP: 62.53.110.106
URL: http://www.optimizer.co.uk
DATE: 06/09/2004 02:38:25 PM
I don't doubt that many people could learn the basics of SEO with perhaps only a few months of intensive study, but that's still just surface stuff. The thing that really separates SEO practitioners is their ability to understand and adapt to changes which others might have no clue about. In other words, knowledge of historical algorithm changes, patents, and plenty of other stuff is important too.
Take for instance Google's PageRank, LocalRank and NewRank algorithms. Or Hilltop for example. What about their acquisition of Applied Semantics late last year? Did this impact on the way sites were ranked? You bet it did. Those who were quick to notice massively capitalised on the changes. Only a fool would suggest things like this are common sense.
I've been involved with SEO since about 1997 in some capacity, and whilst I am considered an authority these days ;) , I still find that the more I learn the more there is to learn. It's hard to find a decent SEO pro though, since most of the good ones are making loads of cash from their own sites!
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 132.185.240.121
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/09/2004 03:31:43 PM
I think you're missing the point. If people are encouraged to build their sites properly according to accepted standards of the internet and good practice then they may not get to #1 in Google, but they will get a good high position and they won't be subject to the vagaries of search engines occasional algorithm changes.
The very practice of trying to game the system to get to the top of a search engine is unethical and the reason the less salubrious SEO people have to keep working and keep on top of things is because the search engines are continually trying to undo the work they've done, and restore their search engines to valuable resources that direct people to the most useful (not the best marketed) content.
I don't want to teach people how to game Google - I want to teach them how to build sites properly in ways that Google understands BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RIGHT WAYS TO BUILD.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: aaron wall
EMAIL: seobook@gmail.com
IP: 207.68.121.31
URL: http://www.seobook.com
DATE: 06/10/2004 01:35:55 AM
I agree with what you are saying in that it is far easier to create ideas worth spreading vice trying to spread bad ideas.
Structuring a page properly and registering a site at directories can help you immensely in promoting your site. Many people do not know how to do that though.
There are many subtle tricks which can give you a longterm boost that are not bad. It is just smart marketing to benefit from some of the flaws of the system.
I am not saying people should push rubish, but that all things fair if others are going to take advantages of the weaknesses of search engines you either need to have a way better idea or exploit the weaknesses yourself too.
Not everybody is capable of coming up with good ideas...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.153.198.244
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 06/10/2004 08:30:41 AM
You're quite right that many people don't know how to do that kind of thing, and actually what they need is for someone to put up a simple resource online, or to go to respectable web-designers who will build their sites according to the right fundamental principles. I can completely see the point in there being people who specialise in helping people rework their sites so they are more semantically useful and clear, in order that they should appear in better positions in Google (and in the process, just have better sites), but I couldn't disagree with you more about the 'subtle tricks helping people to benefit from the flaws in the system'. Basically if you try and game things and exploit 'subtle flaws', then they'll change the algorithms and you'll need to do it all over again. And the subtle flaws in one search engine won't be the same as the subtle flaws in others. So you're just shooting yourself in the foot anyway, because you'll have to continually pay SEO experts to push you up a couple of places each time the search engines figure out what they've done.
The sites that the search engines WANT TO GET PEOPLE TO are the ones that have good quality content on them that are formatted properly and which real people are linking to. They're the only sites that won't be affected by algorithm changes, except (on the whole) positively. Building other kinds of sites just doesn't make any sense.
And that line of yours at the end 'not everyone is capable of coming up with good ideas' is my point in a nutshell. If they can't come up with good ideas, if their sites aren't any good then THEY SHOULDN'T BE AT THE TOP OF GOOGLE ANYWAY. By pushing them up their through gaming the system you make the web a less useful resource and damage people who are providing a better service. As far as I'm concerned that's just unethical behaviour. The sites concerned would be better served by people telling them how to make their sites less useless.
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AUTHOR: James Dale
EMAIL: james@optimizer.co.uk
IP: 62.53.110.66
URL: http://www.optimizer.co.uk
DATE: 06/10/2004 07:14:26 PM
You say: "If people are encouraged to build their sites properly according to accepted standards of the internet then they may not get to #1 in Google, but they will get a good high position"
How does that follow? If we're being honest, aren't they far more likely to get a rubbish low position, particularly in a massively competitive field?
Whilst everyone will agree that building a site according to "accepted standards of the internet" is bound to be a good idea, it certainly doesn't begin to cover the larger and more complex area of ranking at the top of your niche. There is far more to ranking high than simply designing your site to the highest standards of usability, etc. Unless we really are just talking about search terms with sub 10,000 competing results.
There are ways to "game" any system, but most of the top SEO companies don't do business this way. Actually, any such "gaming" is pointless since it is less likely to have long term benefits. So, I agree with you there!
Very rarely these days will you find any reputable SEO company using invisible links, cloaking, or stealth delivery of any kind. Everything these days is so much more open, which is why Google freely admits they are all for SEO now.
Many companies with a huge amount of internal expertise still choose to pay SEO consultants for their time. The reason for this is that these companies don't have the rankings they want - despite great attention to usability, site design, code validation, and so on.
Remember, with or without SEO, your ranking will still be affected by algorithmic changes, as with the Florida and DomEsme updates last year. Having someone to hand who understands what Google is doing and can make the necessary alterations can only be of obvious benefit.
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URL: http://www.angiemckaig.com/archives/062903_assorted_s.html
IP: 66.33.195.192
BLOG NAME: technofodder for the masses
DATE: 06/29/2003 08:01:24 PM
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URL: http://www.inluminent.com/weblog/archives/search_engine_optimization_a_nono.php
IP: 12.96.164.15
BLOG NAME: inluminent/weblog
DATE: 06/29/2003 10:16:59 PM
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2003/06/26.html#a184
IP: 212.198.0.94
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 08/07/2003 12:13:12 PM
<p>The day was too lovely to bury myself in the dark for '<a href="http://www.kaena.lycos.fr/">Kaena</a>' after all, but she'll still be round the corner tomorrow.</p>
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IP: 213.239.135.5
BLOG NAME: StijlStek.nl
DATE: 06/13/2004 03:13:50 PM
Roger Johansson trok mijn aandacht via zijn QuickLinks naar een interessant artikel over zoekmachine optimimalisering, met een interessante discussie erbij, op plasticbag.org. Va daaruit gelinkt vond ik nog een artikel daarover op scribbling.net. Als j...
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<p><img alt="harrow_road.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/harrow_road.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p>Finally we know what it stands for...</p>
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AUTHOR: Zach
EMAIL: me@zachhale.com
IP: 66.114.156.8
URL: http://www.zachhale.com/
DATE: 06/27/2003 02:36:15 AM
Lol, that's great.
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AUTHOR: quirkycat
EMAIL: electrickery@quirkycat.net
IP: 203.124.2.59
URL: http://www.quirkycat.net
DATE: 06/28/2003 03:25:48 PM
That's very funny :) Secrets revealed in the most unexpected of places.
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AUTHOR: Reverend Dan
EMAIL: dan@disparatedan.com
IP: 62.49.23.237
URL:
DATE: 06/29/2003 12:18:46 PM
Profil: my favourite font in the whole wide world, ever.
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AUTHOR: Danny
EMAIL: danny666@virgilio.it
IP: 80.182.204.26
URL: http://dannyayers.com
DATE: 07/02/2003 11:11:14 AM
...and how to pronounce it :
http://www.geocities.com/bhg1967/tv/arse.wav
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<p>The perpetually unfinished experimental message-board that <a href="http://www.iamcal.com">Cal</a> and I made is coming up with some particularly interesting debates at the moment. Here are a few of my favourite ongoing discussions:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=12858">No Such Thing As Talent</a><br>
"So for my degree I had to study 'Art, Creativity and Excellence' from a cognitive psychology perspective. After a few months of scepticism I reluctantly admitted my professor was right and that there is no such thing as talent- skills are acquired only through practice."</li>
<li><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=12512">Wealth, Power and Race - is it just that the white guys want some things more?</a><br>
"Unless of course the levels of greed and family-destroying workaholism that lead to such high positions are, culturally speaking, predominantly a white male thing.....?"</li>
<li><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=12702">Is there any utility derived from anti-globalisation, anti-capitalist, anti-g8 rallies and demonstrations?</a><br>
"Speaking of violent anarchist action specifically, does this counterproductively alienate the common person from their cause, rather than promote it?"</li>
<li><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=13017">Gay Pop Music</a><br>"Apparently, it's Gay and Lesbian Awareness Month, at least on the public radio, and so they did this profile thing with three pop albums that document the history of gay civil rights."</li>
<li><a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/topic.php?id=12969">Girls Rule, Boys Drool: The New Gender Gap</a><br>
"I am not sure if the switchboard is the right place for this, but let's start here and move the topic if necessary. According to this article in Business Week, girls are snapping up all the top spots in schools, while boys lag behind. And it's a major cause of worry for the future."
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<blockquote>Lili was flustered. "But if you can do a complete revision in eight weeks, why not just finish it, then plan another revision, do <i>that</i> one in eight weeks, and so on? Why take five years before anyone can ride the thing?"</blockquote>
<p>Why indeed?</p>
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<p>When <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/04/infinite_jest.shtml">we went to Apple in Cupertino</a> I got little <a href="http://www.oskarn.org">Oskar</a> a present that I thought he could grow into in a few months. And now he's wearing it! Aw!</p>
<p><img alt="oskar_n.jpg" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/oskar_n.jpg" width="400" height="300" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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URL: http://purplegreen.abstrakt.ch/blog/archives/cat_mac.html#000013
IP: 195.226.6.27
BLOG NAME: PurpleGreen ~ Never Easy To Please
DATE: 07/04/2003 11:07:56 AM
Isn't it amazing what Apple has to offer these days? Mhm... I wonder if I could get one in green? Btw. little Oskar already has a weblog. Being something around 150 days old, he's online and blogging :)...
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TITLE: Return to Broadcasting House...
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: History
DATE: 07/01/2003 01:23:13 AM
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<p>So I don't know where to start really so I'm just going to come out and say it. After several weeks of organisation, negotiation and discussion I find myself cheerfully back in gainful employment. My new job has almost intimidating potential and at the moment is a little large a concept to easily digest, but as of ten o'clock this morning I became once more an employee of the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a> - more specifically working in <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/music">Radio & Music</a> as part of a new live research and development team.</p>
<p>But it's not just the job that's fascinating - it's also the environment. For the first time I'm actually going to be working in and around <a href="http://www.roger.beckwith.btinternet.co.uk/bh/bh32/bh32_i.htm">Broadcasting House</a>, and (even though the whole area is being ripped asunder and rebuilt and even though I'm based in an extension to the main building) just being there feels like it connects me to a larger and messier tradition of people who have worked at the BBC in Broadcasting House over the last seventy years. From the origins of television through the Blitz right through until the present day, Broadcasting House has been a key element of the legacy of the BBC and there's ludicrous amounts of history saturating every surface.</p>
<p>Last year I had a chance to visit the bomb shelters from the second world war - walls of concrete six/eight feet deep covered with faded remnants of sixty years of use and disuse. It was fascinating, atmospheric, almost haunting... The BBC Radio Theatre that was in the core of the oldest part of the building has been the scene for some of the countries greatest comedic performances - from the Goons and Round the Horne right through to (almost) the present day. When George Orwell was working for the BBC writing propoganda, he was based in Broadcasting House. There's a Room 101 in the building, and it's <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/features/room-101.shtml">widely believed to have been the basis</a> for the Room 101 in the novel 1984. Pretty much concurrently with his work, one of the so-called Cambridge Spies - the drunken, gay, apparently sybaritic Guy Burgess was also working in the building. That is, of course, when he wasn't working for Russia...</p>
<p><img alt="Insane architecture and technology from inside the control room" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/inside_control_room.jpg" width="400" height="280" border="0" class="image" /></p>
<p>But it's not just what happened inside the building that makes it vibrate with such potent historical energies. Even the sculptures on the front of the building (which are unfortunately covered up at the moment by scaffolding and screening) are significant. They were designed by Eric Gill - most familiar to graphic designers and typographers today because of his creation of Gill Sans. I heard a rumour from a friend of a friend once that the male statue originally had prominent genitals that were removed by a censorious establishment. I don't know if it's true or not, but it would fit with Gill's aesthetic <i>and</i> with what I know about the political life of the nineteen-thirties. </p>
<p>There's so much more that the building has been a silent witness to over the years. It's coped with direct-hits from Nazi bombs, coped with generations of creative revolutionaries over eight decades and now is coping with a radical rebuilding to make it a home for the BBC for decades to come. It's going to sound cheesy, but it's a genuine honour to work there. </p>
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AUTHOR: kavi
EMAIL: kavi@fingerpie.zzn.com
IP: 65.92.123.81
URL: http://www.fingerpie.vze.com
DATE: 07/01/2003 02:06:27 AM
Congrats on the new job!
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 66.185.84.73
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/01/2003 02:43:30 AM
Yes Tom, congratulations, and best of luck at the BBC. I've long thought of them as one of the most respected and highest quality news organisations in the world. They're only further my views by hiring the likes of you.
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AUTHOR: David Brake
EMAIL: david.brake@journalist.co.uk
IP: 80.193.236.28
URL: http://blog.org/
DATE: 07/01/2003 08:34:16 AM
Congrats, Tom - it seems almost inevitable that the BBC should end up hiring you given the number of good people they manage to grab - I am glad you've found a way to serve the public and keep body and soul together as well...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.205.172
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/01/2003 08:42:00 AM
Thanks guys! The sentiment is truly appreciated. But enough about me - does anyone know any more interesting stories about Broadcasting House? I'm trying to get more of a sense of my new home. Oh - and I'm going to be taking some pictures of the stairs today if I get a moment. They're awesome...
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AUTHOR: absurdistan
EMAIL: info@absurdistan.co.uk
IP: 81.6.197.115
URL: http://www.absurdistan.co.uk
DATE: 07/01/2003 09:00:26 AM
Well done on the new job! BH is a fascinating place given that it was the first building in the world which was custom-built for broadcasting. It's only a shame you won't get to see the old part of BH as it is being completely internally gutted and rebuilt.
Make sure you visit the bunker - if it hasn't been closed already. Before the BBC had contingencies for moving the radio networks out of London in case of civil disruption or a nuclear strike, there was a concrete underground bunker behind BH with 4 small radio studios, a phone exchange, a transmission control room and living quarters for key staff. It's fascinating to look round.
It's also a shame that you've missed the beautiful art-deco radio theatre which I guess is now closed as well.
When I worked there the smoking room was a studio in the basement which must have been used for recording plays and dramas in the past. It contained all kinds of things for making sound effects - flights of wooden, stone and carpeted stairs which didn't go anywhere, boxes of different sizes of gravel, paving slabs of various surfaces and different kinds of doors with many different sorts of locks and latches - all there just for creating atmospheres! Fascinating!
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AUTHOR: Darren
EMAIL: darren@timemachinego.com
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/
DATE: 07/01/2003 10:27:25 AM
Congratulations, Tom. Welcome back.
I miss working in W1. An office over a Barclays in Shepherds Bush just isn't the same... *sigh*
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AUTHOR: Vaughan
EMAIL: vaughan@whereveryouare.org.uk
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://www.whereveryouare.org.uk
DATE: 07/01/2003 01:39:19 PM
Yes, congratulations from here too.
Mind you, an exciting and innovative job AND working in W1 rather than the grim, grey hell-hole of that building by the A40 flyover in W12 - some of us could get jealous! :-)
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AUTHOR: AKMA
EMAIL: akma@disseminary.org
IP: 12.248.12.97
URL: http://akma.disseminary.org
DATE: 07/01/2003 01:51:40 PM
Cheers, Tom — had too happen! Blessings to you and exciting days for the rest of us, as the BBC puts your wits into play.
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AUTHOR: suw
EMAIL: suw.charman@ntlworld.com
IP: 62.253.96.5
URL: http://chocnvodka.blog-city.com/
DATE: 07/01/2003 01:58:24 PM
Congratulations! I'm only new to your site, but nonetheless wish you all the best with the new job!
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AUTHOR: John
EMAIL: shatnerian@hotmail.com
IP: 206.47.209.227
URL: http://shatnerian.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/01/2003 03:49:26 PM
Congrats on the new job. I grew up here in Canada inhaling as much British programming as I could take. I think it would thrilling to work for a company with such an international reputation. If you happen to run into Cathy McGowan, tell her I said hi.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 07/01/2003 09:07:09 PM
Congratulations, Tom! That's wonderful news.
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 194.109.220.178
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 07/01/2003 11:09:30 PM
Slowly, but surely, webloggers are taking over public broadcasting. The BBC's the only good thing I can get on Dutch cable - now it's even better.
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AUTHOR: james mcmurry
EMAIL: jmcmurry@mac.com
IP: 66.93.188.237
URL: http://www.jamesmcmurry.com
DATE: 07/02/2003 04:32:15 AM
THAT IS GREAT !
I know the feeling about getting a "real" job again. After being a contractor for a City government for the past months, I just got my first real offer....only problem is I have to move about 6 hours away.
Good luck, and I will be watching for your name in the credits of all the BBC shows on BBC-America :)
jim
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AUTHOR: Andrew
EMAIL: almostwitty@ntlworld.com
IP: 132.185.240.15
URL: http://andrew.ulimit.org/index.shtml
DATE: 07/02/2003 01:03:48 PM
Congratulations, Tom! Maybe that means the rest of us wanna-work-in-BBC-London-types can hope for job opps too!
Andrew, stuck somewhere not even in London...
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AUTHOR: paul
EMAIL: paul@geekexception.com
IP: 62.30.165.90
URL:
DATE: 07/03/2003 03:31:19 AM
Congrats ! I used to work there on the 5th floor in the IT department back in '99. It's a fantastic building with some looooong corridors ( doesn't rival TV Center though ;) ) and some parts you can easily get lost in ! Be sure to join the BBC Club ( it's just round the corner ) where the booze is plentiful and cheap-cheap-cheap !! ;) Oh, and the BBC canteen isn't as bad as people make out ! :p
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URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism/archive/000414.html
IP: 209.68.1.175
BLOG NAME: Blatant Optimism
DATE: 07/01/2003 12:54:47 PM
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DATE: 07/01/2003 11:13:04 PM
Return to Broadcasting House.... I am this close to shaking my fist and saying: "Oi! Why the HELL was 'Spooks'...
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<p>I'll tell you something for nothing. I'm beginning not to care who's right about this whole bloody RSS thing. Is it <a href="http://www.scripting.com">Dave</a>? Is it <a href="http://www.diveintomark.org">Mark</a>? Is it the Penry the <a href="http://www.dfcom.freeserve.co.uk/hbw/hongkong/">mild-mannered janitor</a>? I <i>know</i> it's an important debate, and I <i>know</i> that the world's not complete unless we have a fourth, fifth and sixth syndication format, and I <i>know</i> that I'm being dismissive of a legitimate and complex debate, but you know <i>on the other hand</i>... </p>
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DATE: 07/03/2003 01:49:57 PM
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DATE: 07/04/2003 04:21:24 PM
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<p>The web splinters that have been working their way under my typing fingernails today include:</p>
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<li><a href="http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000535.shtml">Dan Hon's running Google Ads</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.reboot.dk/reboot6/video/" title="I don't think I'd be able to bear watching myself give a talk like that">Reboot Talk Videos</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thinksecret.com/news/pantherfindersystem.html">Panther's Finder in-depth</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.trabaca.com/fullpost.php?postid=030629171311">Bart & JP are so cute</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,988588,00.html">3-day weeks and powercuts?</a> [via <a href="http://www.2lmc.org/spool">2lmc</a>]</li>
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<p>Ok. So this brief post is so entirely <i>not</i> about social software or weblogs or technology or futurism or 'the industry'. This post is - well - it's quite a lot more shallow than that. This post (which is nearly over) is quite simply about really really hot people. In particular one really really hot person. In particular this really really hot person - currently showing in a cinema near you... Dear God... Dear beautiful beautiful God...</p>
<p><img alt="Lumme! It's that Theroux chap from the movies!" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/theroux.jpg" width="400" height="302" border="0" class="image" /></p>
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EMAIL: brian@joannou.net
IP: 68.36.83.118
URL: http://www.joannou.net
DATE: 07/05/2003 11:18:05 PM
I assume you've seen <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/03/garden/03JUST.html?8hpib">this NY Times piece</a>, with a tour of his apartment? Mmm. I only looked because I'd heard he had a PowerBook. I swear.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 66.185.84.73
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/06/2003 07:40:05 AM
Am I the only one that thought he looked a lot like Robbie Williams in the movie? The very first scene he was in, I thought it was Robbie! Then I saw his body...
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AUTHOR: dorian
EMAIL: loaf@isness.org
IP: 217.42.128.218
URL: http://www.isness.org/dory/
DATE: 07/06/2003 12:14:30 PM
thomas, really.
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AUTHOR: Jack
EMAIL: jack@submitresponse.co.uk
IP: 217.36.11.116
URL: http://www.submitresponse.co.uk/mt/
DATE: 07/06/2003 01:41:51 PM
I was so busy laughing at his 'Irish' accent, I almost forgot to ogle. Certainly beats Steve Gutenburg, who I seem to remember being the subject of a similar torso appreciation post in the past...
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TITLE: The Joy of Justing Theroux
URL: http://encomium.eternal-visions.net/externals/archives/2003_07.html#000520
IP: 64.235.243.181
BLOG NAME: Lost and found
DATE: 07/07/2003 01:05:56 AM
At home with Justin Theroux is an interesting short piece about Bren’s new darling. Remember to check out the pictures. And oohh… Look, he has an iBook. [from Joannou de Luxe, via PlasticBag.org’s comments]...
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TITLE: Working in the West Wing...
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<p>It's been a slow-posting week on plasticbag.org and that's directly related to fast-moving, sleepless, hectic first week of new job acclimatisation. It's still far too early to get a sense of what our every-day work is going to be like, but if it's anything like what we've been doing so far then it's going to be extraordinarily good fun.</p>
<p>Sometimes at <a href="http://www.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet</a> I'd lament the fact that working life was so infrequently like The West Wing. I'd developed a bit of a taste for thrusting, self-determining creative work while working for the BBC's Making it Happen project, but UpMyStreet - for all the good work we did and all the cool people I met when I worked there - was not that kind of place. It didn't have that kind of atmosphere at all.</p>
<p>This job has West Wing potential. <i>Serious</i> West Wing potential in fact... (<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/30_06_03/friday/info1.shtml">Guess who was in the building on Friday</a>). I can already see myself striding through corridors telling people about wheat yields in Arkansas, colliding with other walking-conversations about speech-writing and Congress. Will I fall over the camera? Will I remember my lines?</p>
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AUTHOR: Jim
EMAIL: plasticbag@uslot.com
IP: 81.5.174.53
URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U6
DATE: 07/06/2003 08:57:06 PM
"West Wing Potential"?
Does that mean than every conversation you have is conducted solely through the medium of sarcasm? (Which is, frankly, the thing I like most about TWW.)
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AUTHOR: jacky
EMAIL: jacky@hotmail.com
IP: 80.58.32.235
URL: http://www.elerotikon.com
DATE: 07/11/2003 03:32:14 PM
very interesting,thanks
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TITLE: On AOL's weblogging project...
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<p>So the first members of the weblogging extended family have been exposed to AOL's proposed new weblogging tools. The general consensus seems to be that they are of surprisingly good quality and that they are approaching the service more like <a href="http://www.livejournal.com">LiveJournal</a> than <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</a>, <a href="http://www.typepad.com">Typepad</a> or <a href="http://www.movabletype.org">MT</a>. I'm going to need to ponder this stuff a little more before I'm going to be comfortable presenting an opinion. In the meantime - here are the links:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzmachine.com/archives/2003_07.html#004146">BuzzMachine</a></li>
<li><a href="http://radiofreeblogistan.com/2003/07/04/aol_gets_blogging.html">Radio Free Blogistan</A></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lawver.net/archive/002785.html">Ultranormal</a></li>
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URL: http://ALT1040.com/archivo/000482.php
IP: 205.214.88.56
BLOG NAME: ALT1040
DATE: 07/06/2003 05:44:57 PM
Pasticbag reporta acerca de un nuevo servicio para publicar weblogs de AOL. Esto ha sido un rumor durante algunos meses pero al parecer es muy cierto y m�s importante que eso, dicen que est� bien hecho. Algunos webloggers famosos fueron citados para qu...
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TITLE: Can weblogs change politics?
STATUS: Publish
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CATEGORY: Net Culture
CATEGORY: Politics
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<p>Are you interested in the political implications of weblogs and social software? Then come to <a href="http://www.voxpolitics.com/weblog/archives/000305.html#000305">Can Weblogs Change Politics?</a> - an event held in the House of Commons on July 14th. Here's an quick excerpt from the proposed topics of discussion:</p>
<blockquote>"Weblogs (�blogs�) and associated "social software" tools have been this year�s big news online. But can they be used politically, and if so, how and to what end?"</blockquote>
<p>I'm really looking forward to discussing this component of the programme, because I think that it's one of those statements that could only be made by someone directly involved in politics. The assumption seems to be that the weblogging publishing system is a tool created that one <i>could</i> use to effect political change - presumably by allowing MPs to communicate more fully with their constituents or by being a point to actively campaign around. What's completely missed are the <i>potential</i> implications of a massive group of people interacting with each other and with information and news in massively more active ways. We're not in that kind of world yet, and indeed we may not ever be, but if large blocks of the citizenry started to organise their relationships with each other, with information provision and with government and mass media then that would have a <i>dramatic</i> effect on political life in this country. When we see the whole Trent Lott debacle in the States, and the effect and importance (for good or evil) of people like <a href="http://www.instapundit.com">Glenn Reynolds</a> who quickly became politicised loci for massive numbers of warbloggers, then the question stops being "Can they be used politically?" and starts being, "Are they changing the nature of the citizenry?". And if you need some help with that one, check out <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2084803/">GW Bush's presidential campaigning website</a> and particularly the middle panel of <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2084779/device/html30/">this page</a>...</p>
<p>So anyway - it should be a good debate, even though (typically) all the invited parties seem to be relatively short-term webloggers who are employing them as tool to facilitate their day-jobs. It's a shame that there aren't any representatives of the culture itself on the panel. I'd have liked to have seen one of the UK's directly political (or community 'embedded') webloggers (the <a href="http://politx.ohskylab.com">Politx</a> crew for example) represented. But the UK has always been more suspicious of trends and behaviour that emerges from the masses than the States has, so I suppose I shouldn't be that surprised...</p>
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.165.0
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/06/2003 01:00:49 PM
You said: "...the question stops being "Can they be used politically?" and starts being, "Are they changing the nature of the citizenry?""
I don't think the question will change, it won't be one for the other, because surely it goes both ways. Not only could weblogs be used as a means for MPs to communicate more directly with voters in their respective constituencies, but this should go hand in hand with the potential for communities to organise themselves politically. As it is, there's no real debate as phrases - carefully worded, meaningless jargonism - gets flung from side to side. Weblogs and online social networks at least habe the potential to bring debate back to democracy.
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AUTHOR: James Crabtree
EMAIL: jcrabtree@theworkfoundation.com
IP: 217.45.255.241
URL: http://www.voxpolitics.com
DATE: 07/06/2003 01:15:53 PM
Big thanks for posting this, Tom. If you have any of your frequent thoughts on this you want to print up and hand out at the event then let me know; i'm trying to put together some "material".
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AUTHOR: Biroco
EMAIL: kaosbabalon@NOSPAMhotmail.com
IP: 81.7.53.211
URL: http://www.biroco.com/
DATE: 07/06/2003 01:30:43 PM
Maybe it's just me, but it seems the web and weblogs have made *party* politics more irrelevant and antiquated. Politics these days is more like a state of being. Ironically perhaps, despite being ever more catalogued, we are slipping out of the net, power is slipping from grasp of political dinosaurs and a kind of 'individual anarchism', as it has been called, though it was always there, is coming to the fore. Though the web blinkers people, it also unblinkers people after another fashion. The new power is that of revealing oneself. Oldtime politicians, existing in a world of spin, cannot afford to do this, unless they are small fish. So to me the territories facing up to each other are the power of simple truth and honesty against political spin. Tom Watson, MP, for instance, has shown himself to be eminently approachable with his blog, and his personal experiment is a success, but I doubt you will see him coming in drunk and stoned one evening and posting some rant about Anne Widdecombe. He has to preserve decorum. The old order demands it. This shows I think that blogs are for individuals, and party politics doesn't like individuals, they are a danger to the herd, they can cause a stampede with their wild frolics in the undergrowth. And the populace is in general stupid and will stampede with them. What is changing is the nature of personal sovereignty. The party politicians are becoming surplus to requirements. Their power is limited to soap opera and if you don't have a television, like myself, what impact do they have? Bugger all. Fuck 'em, they're dead.
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AUTHOR: irritant
EMAIL: irritant@[nospam]Phreaker.net
IP: 194.222.226.7
URL: http://www.irritant.dircon.co.uk/
DATE: 07/07/2003 04:31:26 PM
Being a blogger who has a long-term interest in politics I have to say that I'm intrigued that you have registered an interest in this event.
Just out of curiosity why don't you do <a href="http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/index.html">the political compass test</a> and post it on your site?
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AUTHOR: bobbie
EMAIL: bob@thisispomo.org
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://politx.ohskylab.com
DATE: 07/07/2003 05:09:42 PM
I kind of like the idea that it's starting from a different position to the usual. I mean, yes, getting down and dirty with the community aspect is all well and good, but the people on the panel are genuine, I think, rather than fly by nighters. Let's see what happens.
Anyway, while <a href="http://politx.ohskylab.com">we're</a> not on the panel, I'm definitely planning to attend. This floats my boat on pretty much every level.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.205.172
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/07/2003 09:43:58 PM
Irritant - I did the relevant test and my results are <a href="http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/questionnaire.pl?page=printable_graph&X=-2.50&Y=-5.28">here</a>. I'm not sure I completely buy its results, but it's roughly accurate - centrist with libertarian and left-wing tinges. I'm surprised that you find it surprising that I should be interested in these areas - I don't tend to talk about politics on my site, but that doesn't mean I'm not engaged...
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AUTHOR: irritant
EMAIL: irritant@[nospam]Phreaker.net
IP: 194.222.226.7
URL: http://www.irritant.dircon.co.uk/enter.html
DATE: 07/07/2003 10:39:44 PM
From looking at your site in the past I never seen anything with a political opinion either way.
Seeing you had mentioned your interest in this seminar I searched your site via google and still couldn't find much either but that can be due to search techniques and algorithms.
While people don't need to discuss politics to have political values I had genuinely wondered if you were avoiding expressing political views and that's what prompted my query.
My own scoring is clearly marked on my site because although I don't comment on politics much, it can be helpful for readers to know where I'm coming from. However that's just a personal decision.
See you at the seminar.
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AUTHOR: Clems
EMAIL: jpclement@netpolitique.net
IP: 194.51.189.225
URL: http://www.netpolitique.net/php/articles/dean_uk.php3
DATE: 07/09/2003 09:54:02 AM
You can find a little summary on the Dean 's Net-campaign and also on his used of weblog. Netpolitique.net tries to understand why and how a weblog is interesting on Net-campaign. Blog perhaps is efficient in Personalisation, humanisation and linking.
http://www.netpolitique.net/php/articles/dean_uk.php3
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AUTHOR: Human B Leever
EMAIL: humanbleever@hotmail.com
IP: 159.134.147.18
URL: http://humanbleever.blogspot.com/
DATE: 07/13/2003 08:39:14 PM
Party politics and representative democracy are facing a crisis. Politicised webloggers are a reallity, an ever increasing force for change. The question "But can [blogs] be used politically, and if so, how and to what end?" only indicates to me that the power elite have been caught on the hop, and as per usual are out of touch with what is happening at grassroots level...
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TITLE: Emerging
URL: http://meettheg.com/archives/consensus_terrorism/2003/07/emerging.php
IP: 63.247.131.156
BLOG NAME: ||| meet the g |||
DATE: 07/06/2003 08:18:03 PM
I’m starting to find ‘The Guardian’ and its sister paper ‘The Observer’ quite tiresome. They’re on the ball most of the time, they break a few good stories and have some interesting commentary now and then. I’m...
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TITLE: Weblogs and politics
URL: http://www.charleshartman.org/mt/archives/2003/07/07/weblogs_and_politics.html
IP: 66.33.208.8
BLOG NAME: charleshartman.org
DATE: 07/07/2003 06:26:38 PM
Tom Coates links and comments insightfully on an event in the UK regarding: Can Weblogs Change Politics? My view is that the potential political uses of weblogs are just starting to be realized by both elected officials and candidates. In...
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TITLE: Can Weblogs Change Politics?
URL: http://www.perfect.co.uk/2003/07/can-weblogs-change-politics
IP: 12.129.237.12
BLOG NAME: www.perfect.co.uk links
DATE: 03/18/2004 02:35:43 PM
I went to Can Weblogs Change Politics? at the Houses of Parliament last night. It was interesting (especially the in the pub afterwards). Have a read of James Crabtree’s and William Davies’ thoughts on Blog Rule, the official write up,...
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TITLE: The internet is not shit...
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DATE: 07/06/2003 06:57:38 PM
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<p>I've been hearing the same sentiments by a lot of people over the last few months in different types of language. Some say <a href="http://www.internetisshit.org/index.html">The Internet is Shit</a>. Some others say that <A href="http://theworkfoundation.co.uk/pdf/William_Davies.pdf">Virtual Community has died</a>. Without wanting to doubt the good intentions and aspiration of all the people who want to make more of the world in which they live, I can tell you <i>right now</i> why the internet matters and why it is <i>not shit</i>. While it's true that people around the world are lamenting that there's not enough of 'precisely the right kind of information' to finish their term-papers, the internet is more important than that. Take for example the case of <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Cultures_and_Groups/Lesbians__Gays__and_Bisexuals/Youth/">support groups for gay and lesbian teenagers</a>. Gay teenagers are two to three times to attempt suicide and two to three times more likely to succeed - and why? Because they think they're completely alone in the world and they have no way of connecting with other gay teenagers. Over the last few years that's all changed - I've seen it happening. Gay teenagers are exploring over the internet first - they're finding other people like themselves, getting advice and support and connecting to a wider community. Hopefully the result will be less death, less depression and less wasted years.</p>
<p>And here are some other reasons why the internet is <i>not</i> shit and why virtual community is <i>not</i> dead: <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Health/Diseases_and_Conditions/Alcoholism/Support_Groups/">alcoholism</a>, <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Disabilities/Support_and_Assistance/">disabilities</a>, <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Health/Diseases_and_Conditions/Addiction_and_Recovery/Support_Groups/">addiction</a>, <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Health/Mental_Health/">mental health</a>, <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Health/Diseases_and_Conditions/Prostate_Cancer/">prostate cancer</a>, <a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/Health/Teen_Health/">teen health</a>... I could go on all day. Frankly, I don't care who thinks I'm nuts or an evangelist or whatever, but as far as I'm concerned the internet has improved people's lives, helped them understand and deal with health problems, eased depression, connected the lonely and the disconnected and been a fount of information on pretty much every subject in the world. I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks about it - I'm proud of it and proud of my tiny corner of it.</p>
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AUTHOR: liz
EMAIL: liz@nerdslut.org
IP: 68.76.97.229
URL: http://www.nerdslut.org/pointdexter/
DATE: 07/06/2003 07:11:46 PM
Excellent, and very very true. I worked on an HIV/AIDS prevention site for teenagers back in 1991 (Unix based BBS system with some text based interactivity), and the vast majority of kids we were helping were gay and lesbian, because they didn't know where else to go (e.g., they couldn't actually go to a youth group, etc.) I'll take it a step further: the Internet saves some kids lives. And that is *not* shit.
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AUTHOR: Rie
EMAIL: livingunderhouse@hotmail.com
IP: 66.153.200.205
URL: http://goatse.cx
DATE: 07/06/2003 08:34:45 PM
It appears as though people who only bother to take a peek at the badside have been so influenced by it, they don't bother to take a look at the rest of it, ie the good side to it. As you pointed out, the internet makes a great help community, especially for those outcasted by normal society, or in some cases, even their own families. In other cases, it makes a good tool for distributing information, such as sites like allaboutsex.com, or others along those lines.
While they can be biased sometimes, that's another example of what makes the internet great. Feedback. Television is a one-way street, and other mediums (radio, newspapers) dictate themselves what gets said and when. With the internet, messages good and bad, dull and painfully exciting, pointless and perfected can all be passed along with little to no interception from a "big brother"-type authority. Case and point, the fact that in order to spread their anti-internet message, the above mentioned sites had to in fact use the internet themselves to spread it. How deliciously ironic.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 66.185.84.73
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/06/2003 09:27:11 PM
I completely agree Tom. When I was first 'struggling' with my sexuality around age 14 or 15, the first place I turned was the internet. I read the experiences of others, I made some lasting friends, and even met a few people from my school who also ended up in gay chat rooms for one reason or another. I even met my boyfriend of 3 years online. I'm 20 now, and I recognize that without the internet I would likely still be a miserable closet-case who never had the courage or the resources to learn more about my true self.
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.161.98
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/06/2003 10:00:16 PM
Anyone who thinks or says that the internet is shit doesn't actually understand what the internet is. It's as simple as that.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://www.it.rit.edu/~ell/mamamusings/
DATE: 07/06/2003 10:38:07 PM
People who say "the Internet is shit" are confusing the tool with what it produces.
Sure, the Internet produces shit. But so does everything else--from individuals to schools to governments to businesses. To define the Internet by the worst it produces is simply an inability to see it as a tool or an environment rather than a product.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.19.12
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 07/06/2003 11:54:18 PM
The Internet is not shit. Mcdonalds.com and Disney.com are shit. As are their contemporaries (large corporates doing uninspiring things). The rest (cool people doing cool things with new technology) isn't. Simple as that really.
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AUTHOR: sceefy_uk
EMAIL: sebastian@aztec.net
IP: 62.49.68.103
URL: http://notthezone.blogspot.com/
DATE: 07/07/2003 12:27:48 AM
Without wanting to repeat verbatim what everyone else has been saying, I agree totally. As a gay teenager I found the internet invaluable during the difficult few years before I came out, and the huge online network of people (who know - like few of your other friends can - what you've been through) that you have access to is something that all gay and questioning teenagers would be have benefitted from. The internet is at its best when it is a tool that helps people to communicate, and helps people to live happier lives, safe in the comfort that they are not alone. Long may it be so.
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AUTHOR: Rie
EMAIL: livingunderhouse@hotmail.com
IP: 66.153.199.158
URL: http://goatse.cx
DATE: 07/07/2003 01:57:28 AM
I agree on that point, Tom. I hate what I shall refer to as the "industrial" internet. I think we all do. The mass-produced, glamour sites that serve no purpose other than being there. Those sites suck. But, keep in mind, no one is forcing anyone to visit them. I have been online for 5 years or so, and I can safely say I have *never* talked to a single person who tells me "Dude, you need to check KFC dot com. They've got some really interesting articles on there." Pathetic.
However, on the other hand, they do have a point on one thing. The community spirit, as I like to call it, has died a bit over the years. Whether it be battle fatigue, or just a case of boredom, one can only do so much before its been done a million times. I think what a lot of the internet moaners need is a good injection of some original content. Though, to be fair, some of the more recent crap (ie: online fundraising, goatse fandom) does get an webcrawler depressed with the online future, I do admit.
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AUTHOR: Cory Doctorow
EMAIL: doctorow@craphound.com
IP: 64.178.27.83
URL: http://craphound.com
DATE: 07/07/2003 03:29:00 AM
Amen, Tom.
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 07/07/2003 12:33:54 PM
This is all very polarised - "it's shit!" "No it's not it's great!" The fact is the internet is *both*. Yes it helps connect people etc, but it also allows people to network who have criminal interests, and it allows corporate powers to extend their influence even further.
Tim Berners-Lee said a few years ago that the web would reflect human culture and that is exactly what it does - for good and bad.
I think what we need is a balanced appraisal which recognises both facts, rather than partial and one-sided rhetoric.
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AUTHOR: Mark
EMAIL: mah624@no.yahoo.spam.co.uk
IP: 141.163.60.236
URL:
DATE: 07/07/2003 03:23:41 PM
To a very large number of people, the internet is neither shit or 'not shit'. Simply irrelevant.
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AUTHOR: Richard
EMAIL: editor@realfinance.net
IP: 217.150.100.73
URL: http://realfinance.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/07/2003 06:20:45 PM
Yes, I guess you're right. But actually a lot of what is said on the internetisshit site is interesting. I think we are losing a bit of serendipity (blogging notwithstanding), journalists are lazier, and the web has made it easier to become obessive with subjects that might otherwise be just part of a normal range of interests. Sure, for every depressed gay teen, there's a chance to understand you're not alone. But I worry about the anorexics getting together to feed their compulsion or the people who would have had a minor interest in Star Trek had it not been for the 24/7 availability of Trekkie sites and chat rooms (OK, crass exmaple, but you know what I mean...). Anyway, I agree with the sentiment that it's neither shit nor good. It's like saying paper is shit, isn't it?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.205.172
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/07/2003 10:00:51 PM
James - it may reflect human culture, but it does also facilitate it. Mark - to a very large number of people, the internet <i>is</i> irrelevant. If it's because they have more important issues to deal with (like getting money for food etc) then that's something the world has to address. Once their fundamental needs have been addressed, I think it's <i>not</i> the case that the internet is irrelevant to <i>anyone</i> simply that some people aren't aware of the utility they could derive from it - everyone gets anxious about illness, everyone needs advice from peers or information about local services and government stuff. And Richard - for all the anorexics who can meet one another, there are also places where they can meet people who are trying to heal themselves. I'm not saying that bad things won't happen as a result of the internet's existence, but I do honestly believe that on the whole it's a force for good. And even if it wasn't - it's with us now and it's not going anywhere...
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AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 07/07/2003 11:04:21 PM
Yes and the internet facilitates certain kinds of criminal inclination and corporate marketeering! - Not to mention its own kind of addiction. The point is, there's a good and bad side to it. I'm an internet fan - I understand how interesting and useful it is. But that doesn't mean the 'internet is shit' camp have nothing valid to say. They do; it's not all good. Both sides exist.
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AUTHOR: Stanley Smith
EMAIL: Icurn4uprn@yahoo.com
IP: 207.243.197.25
URL:
DATE: 07/07/2003 11:31:49 PM
The internet is just like everything else in life it is what you make of it. It can be shit and it can be "the shit". It just depends on how you use it. If you want to corupt your mind with sex, bomb making, racism and the like its on the net. However if you want to make someones day , check the stock market, connect with friends, and or spread knowledge to millions you can.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.57.100
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 07/08/2003 01:27:54 AM
"criminal inclination and corporate marketeering"
There IS a difference? Wow.
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AUTHOR: filchyboy
EMAIL: christopher@safersex.org
IP: 64.30.194.235
URL: http://chronotope.com/chronotope/
DATE: 07/08/2003 07:24:26 AM
I've been supporting a <a href="http://safersex.org/bmma/">community</a> of married men coming out for over 6 years now. Thousands of guys have come through our servers and hundreds of them have come out to their wives and children. I don't see how the service I provide could be made to work in any other media.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: chrissie
EMAIL: chrissie@chezchrissie.co.uk
IP: 80.225.5.128
URL: http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk
DATE: 07/10/2003 01:47:26 PM
I wish I could say the Internet had helped greatly with my own experiences of depression and loneliness. I still feel like I'm standing alone in a corner a lot of the time, but maybe that's because I'm just horrible. :-( Nonetheless, I still believe in its potential for good... I have reasons not to, but the rational me says it's not shit and has helped a lot of people. (Just not me.)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: JJ
EMAIL: jj@merelo.net
IP: 150.214.16.195
URL: http://blojj.blogalia.com
DATE: 07/11/2003 04:37:00 PM
I don't think that site needs any kind of rebuttal... he could have said "the internet is a flying herring", and he would be as right or wrong. The only thing he's done is to register a domain and write some stuff, and he's instantly famous...
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Lea
EMAIL: rawr@lealea.net
IP: 24.67.102.128
URL: http://lealea.net/
DATE: 07/12/2003 07:04:32 AM
The internet is definitely not shit. I wouldn't be in my chosen career if it wasn't for the internet (and many echo my sentiments). I wouldn't be contacting faraway friends with as much frequency if it wasn't for the net. There are many forums out there that give out support to various different subjects -- from the silly (like fan sites where people can lament about their shows without being ridiculed for their fandom) to the serious (sites promoting youth and raising funds for important causes).
And if anything else, it's a place to vent. ;)
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 07/12/2003 11:19:59 AM
This is still polarised into "shit!" "No not shit - great!". It is obvious: any statement which says one thing or the other exclusively is incorrect, because it is both. Yes it sometimes connects people who feel excluded etc; yes it also creates 'net addicts and confirms people's isolation stuck in front of a VDU. Yes it helps create community, yes it also extends corporate influence. See what MIT's Sherry Turkle says: yes it can help provide a social learning experience, yes it can unbalance people even more (http://www.edge.org/digerati/turkle/). The Internet Is Fab rhetoric started in the 90s, it still continues, and I believe it will ultimately be counter-productive when people see for themselves what the 'net is actually like, on a day to day basis, for the majority of people. There's a difference between potential and actuality, ideal and fact, the enthusiastic few and the indifferent majority, light-hearted and personally appreciative remarks and wider sociological consideration.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Kevin Marks
EMAIL: kmarks@mac.com
IP: 17.202.34.245
URL: http://epeus.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/18/2003 09:22:05 AM
The Internet is Caliban's mirror - it is built from the thoughts dreams and ideas of billions of people. All human nature is there.
If you don't like what you find, consider that it reflects what you went looking for, and that it is your face leering out from the glass.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lomax/blogger.htm
DATE: 07/18/2003 06:49:13 PM
That's only partly true, although the notion that all human nature is there is correct. The trouble is, some of it is 'in your face' and unwanted. I guess this debate depends on your perspective: that of an enthusiastic 'user', a cynical 'dismisser' or - which in my view is the only way of having a proper appraisal - someone who acknowledges the full panorama of internet activity. Saying A, B and C are great is OK, so long as you recognise X, Y and Z in equal measure and do not have only a partial focus. One further thought: the 'net is shit' site says hey, let's start again. I disagree. I think the good stuff began decades ago and the current good stuff is a continuation of that earlier trajectory. Its only when the net became hugely popular in the last 5-10 years that all the bullshit started to appear. If we 'started again' all those exploiters, the corporations, the spammers, the pop-up code monkeys, the sick stuff etc. would have an even GREATER presence on the net because they would be starting out level with everyone else and with lots of experience.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Quote
EMAIL: none@none.com
IP: 64.50.29.142
URL: http://newquotes.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/23/2003 05:10:45 PM
You are right. The internet can sometimes be used in the absence of a real social life. As long as it's used in moderation it is the best thing ever.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Anonymous Coward
EMAIL: bi-sexual@Ineedhits-mail.com
IP: 67.25.135.252
URL:
DATE: 08/24/2003 06:02:48 PM
For all it's worth, the web can eliminate barriers (sex, race, etc...) as far as you know, I am a man from America named Joe. nothing wrong with that, I like it. -- The web grants us much more than freedom of speach, it allows freedom from our earthly selves. -- -^- I don't care if the web is good or bad, I like it, and if you didn't, then you wouldn't be reading this. -^- It's not my fault, I was born this way.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lomax/blogger.htm
DATE: 08/24/2003 09:42:10 PM
"Rheingold is a self-styled visionary. His ideas are projected as exercises in radical imagination. It is this preachy posture that seems to give cyberspace ideology its popular appeal" (1)
"Rheingold's image of a virtual community turns out to be no more than an electronic variant of the Rousseau-ist dream of a transparent society in which the ideal of community expresses a longing for harmony among persons, for consensual and mutual understanding" (2)
"There is the invocation of community, but not the production of a society. There is groupmind, but not social encounter. There is online communion, but there are no residents of hyperspace. This is another synthetic world" (3).
"THE MYTHOLOGY OF CYBERSPACE IS PREFERRED OVER ITS SOCIOLOGY" (4).
Fractal Dreams 1996 pages 19 (1), 20 (2), 21 (3), and 26 (4).
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Ben Heertoolong
EMAIL: thenetisdead@hotmail.com
IP: 131.131.2.10
URL: http://www.flushthenet.com
DATE: 09/10/2003 10:01:32 PM
I wouldn't say the 'Net is shit, but it certainly has become a toilet that needs a good flushing. As for gay teenagers commiting suicide because they're lonely or confused or whatever, they could go old-school and call a crisis hotline. Or a 900 number like "Guy on Guy Talk - Only $.99 a Minute". Frankly, I wish gays would keep all their "gay pride" to themselves - we heteros don't have parades celebrating our sexuality (hmmm... maybe we should!). Actually, the idea sounds kind of stupid. It would become another Hallmark holiday and everybody would be expected to send cards. And no, I'm not a fag-hater - two of my best friends like to play hide the salami with each other and I love them like the gay brothers I never had. But enough of homosexuality and back the the state of the Internet - what I've seen since '93 (I was BBS'ing before that... perhaps some of you have heard of it) when I first signed up with CompuServe, I thought "My God, this is the coolest thing since canned beer." Okay, I didn't really think that... but I was truly facinated. Back then, advertising was virtually non-existent. Now look at it. You can't go to the lamest of websites without it's creator attempting to force-feed a link to another site selling crap so they can earn a nickle-a-click. Or you get spyware/cookies that track your surfing for some whore of an ad agency (DoubleClick, AdClick, DickClick...) who sells your "demographic information" to some other whore selling shit that they think you'll want to buy. Remember when cable television was commercial free and that's why you were willing to pay to watch it? That used to be cool too. The Intermercial, as I like to call it now, has become nothing more than an extension of the idiot box that sits in your living room that says "Click here for free shit! You're a winner!". Fuck the Internet. I wish one of these script kiddies who create all these world-wide-destructive-email viruses could figure out a way to take the whole damn thing DOWN. Maybe we could all remember what life was like 10 years ago and realize that we didn't really need this after all.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Dipak Kanabar
EMAIL: dipakkanabar@hotmail.com
IP: 62.253.64.7
URL:
DATE: 10/11/2003 11:55:58 PM
soz last post i didnt finish and i made a few mistakes soo i ment i didnt read after Tom Morris and as i was saying i am always online taking on msn messenger and in chatrooms but i heard a comment on gay people realying on chatrooms a while ago i would have support for that theory but as i said above i have changed i now think if you are gay and you are anbarassed, are you embarassed at yourself? well most people will say no at that but if you think about all the lies you have said the answer will turn out yes well now im just changing the subject lol well to get back on track i honesty love the internet but i regret getting "in" to it for the fact that it had taken my life away and made changes to my personality furthermore i think the internet is just aiding peadofiles and criminals and "practical jokes" as i only have been stating the bad facts there are good effects for bisiness but i still think they have spoiled it by advertising and making the internet even slower as i am blaiming people i might as well bring hackers into the story they have practically made me write this they have quite practically ruined this 4 all of us i close by reminding you that i am only 13 and i appoligse for any bad grammer or spelling
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: King Mongo
EMAIL: myrealaddressha@notlikely.com
IP: 67.121.126.1
URL:
DATE: 12/13/2003 10:02:21 PM
Yeah, all kinds of people get together on the Internet. Y'all are so quick to laud the Internet, let's not forget the rapid distribution of child pornography, or the ease with which sex abusers can connect with victims all over the country.
And this comment, from http://macdaraconroy.com/ is the worst kind of ignorance. "Anyone who thinks or says the the internet is shit doesn't understand what the internet is. It's as simple as that."
Imbecile. The problem with debating topics like this, on public forums, is that the Internet users don't have any comprehension of logic or fallacy.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.178.22
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/14/2003 12:06:30 AM
But that's a ludicrous argument. Unpleasant material can be disseminated in thousands of different ways, people can be harrassed in dozens of different contexts. The internet doesn't make connecting to disseminate child pornography any easier than it makes connecting to share scientific research, tips for cooking or discussing religion, television or health problems (each of which could be shared in person, on the phone, at conferences or by bloody CB radio). As with every communications medium, you have to rely on the fact that the vast majority of uses that people find for it won't be illegal, and attempt to punish people who do decide to abuse it. Otherwise you might as well argue that people shouldn't be allowed to meet in public for fear that they might attack each other.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 12/16/2003 06:59:45 PM
You are contradicting yourself here in several ways. You stated correctly that the 'net facilitates culture (above), and now you are back-tracking and suggesting that it doesn't. 'Culture' is not just nice chit-chat; it's also the undesirable stuff. If the 'net facilitates one then obviously it also facilitates the other. Not that you have to apply logic to arrive at this conclusion: its a well known fact that the 'net is being used for undesirable purposes, and there is a steady trickle of news telling us about innapropriate meetings etc. Your objection is ludicrous: of course its easier to access illegal/depraved material on the 'net - its only a few clicks away from you, with a credit card! All this is well known. You're also back-tracking on the recipes, research, health problems etc since you originally stated that the 'net is great (unequivocally) because its helped homosexual people etc. Now you're saying it *doesn't* help with these things.
I think Mondo is merely stating the obvious: lets not get carried away with positive rhetoric, but have a more balanced appraisal where good and bad is acknowledged. I agree that you have to affirm the positive and expect that is how it will mostly be used; I do not agree with rhetoric which is actually not factual.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.178.22
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/17/2003 12:32:11 AM
I think you're misreading my position. What I'm saying is that there is not necessarily a qualitative difference in the inter-personal distribution of information, but there is an enhancement of the speed, quantity and the like that can be transmitted and stored. For the most part, the internet only differs from letters, village notice-boards and conversation in the speed and depth of the ways that people can interact with each other. That speed and depth facilitates the creation of non-geographically restricted communities, allowing interest groups of all kinds to proliferate - whether they be positive ones or negative ones. Now it's interesting that you say it's easy to access illegal / depraved content on the web with only a credit card - well I'd argue two things there - firstly that it's actually not <i>particularly</i> easy to do so because it's generally pretty easy to get information on which people are maintaining illegal sites because so much of the action of the web requires financial transactions and credit cards that can be relatively traced and identified. I won't deny that it's easi<i>er</i> to find pornography, though. Nor will I deny that there are things that are on the internet that most people don't like the look of or would prefer weren't there, because obviously there are. What I would say instead is that for every piece of content you can find that seems to you catastrophically unpleasant, I could find considerably more that has provided value or utility. The basic needs and interests that drive human beings haven't changed simply because they have a larger forum in which to research / discuss / publish about them. People still care about all kinds of dodgy sex, but they also care about their personal health, their financial status, their homes, their families, their ambitions and careers, their pets, their music collections, their computers, their governments, their news, their television programmes, their celebrities, their religions etc. etc. etc. Decrying the internet because it's a place where illegal activities happen is <i>exactly</i> analogous to decrying any environment in which people talk to people. Obviously, we need to find ways of dealing with those people who use the internet to break the law - just as we punish those who use cars in robberies, or use video cameras to make snuff movies or who mug old ladies in parks (and we don't declare parks, cars or video cameras to be somehow evil).
On the whole - the internet has done far more good than bad. It has helped many more people than it has hurt. It has published much more useful information than illegal information. It's for these reasons that third-world countries are clamouring for greater access, to have greater involvement and connection with the internet, why across Western Europe and the USA governments are often desperate to drive up digital literacy and access to the internet. I'm not speaking as a cultish devotee of a dark art. The internet may be complicated and nuanced, it certainly has negative things going on in it, but it is <i>not shit</i> - which - if you'll notice the title - was the limit of my assertion in this piece: that the internet <i>matters</i> and is <i>not shit</i>, not that it is perfect.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lomax/blogger.htm
DATE: 12/17/2003 02:51:59 AM
I�m not sure all of that was focussed on the few simple points I was making: a shotgun going off in into different and peripheral areas. It may not be what you actually think, but you did say it: first, that it helps people link up, communicate and facilitate culture, and then no, it doesn�t do that. A contradiction.
�For the most part, the internet only differs from letters, village notice-boards and conversation in the speed and depth of the ways that people can interact with each other�
That is simply not true. I�ve spent time on web boards and you always encounter vociferous argumentative exchange, flames, trolls and a large amount of very banal little posts. On the one hand there�s the great idea of internet community, and on the other hand there�s the substantial evidence that for much of the time it�s really not that great: the characteristics and limitations of the medium limit what can be achieved and what you can reasonably expect. I think where it does succeed is when you have a very specialised interest group � technical, philosophical, whatever, and in my experience that is the only time all those Rheingoldian ideals are ever realised. The open, public and free-for-all enterprises are nothing to get excited about because they waste time at least as much as do something with it.
�Now it's interesting that you say it's easy to access illegal / depraved content on the web with only a credit card - well I'd argue two things there - firstly that it's actually not particularly easy to do so because it's generally pretty easy to get information on which people are maintaining illegal sites because so much of the action of the web requires financial transactions and credit cards that can be relatively traced and identified. I won't deny that it's easier to find pornography, though�
They are two separate issues. It is extremely easy to access that kind of stuff. The fact that you can be traced does not mean it is not easy: it means you can be traced. How widespread the surveillance is, I�m not sure. It�s obviously increasing and will continue to increase as the problem grows. I also suspect, as with the rest of the �net, much of the content is difficult to locate. Presumably the authorities aren�t hacking into databases, so they first have to find the people running them. So why don�t you hear of webmaster prosecutions, only the Pete Townsend type? I don�t know actually; I don�t know how it works.
�Nor will I deny that there are things that are on the internet that most people don't like the look of or would prefer weren't there, because obviously there are. What I would say instead is that for every piece of content you can find that seems to you catastrophically unpleasant, I could find considerably more that has provided value or utility.�
I don�t find it catastrophic, and agree that there�s more decent content than otherwise. I merely think that excessively positive rhetoric is partial and innacurate when we are speaking of the internet *as a whole, and as a cultural phenomenenon.*
�The basic needs and interests that drive human beings haven't changed simply because they have a larger forum in which to research / discuss / publish about them. People still care about all kinds of dodgy sex, but they also care about their personal health, their financial status, their homes, their families, their ambitions and careers, their pets, their music collections, their computers, their governments, their news, their television programmes, their celebrities, their religions etc. etc. etc. Decrying the internet because it's a place where illegal activities happen is exactly analogous to decrying any environment in which people talk to people�
I�m not decrying the �net; I think it�s great. Nor am I suggesting that human nature is being or will be corrupted � although clearly, where the dodgy stuff is concerned it is like drugs: if there�s a pusher on the street, people buy. The availability accounts for much of the ensuing market. Human nature is the same wherever you go � as you point out � so the same psychology applies to the �net: availability does increase the interest. However that�s tangential to my point: what I am decrying is the promulagation of what I referred to earlier as the mythology of cyberspace, as opposed to it�s sociology. The first is an exercise of the imagination, and only the second is grounded in sensible and factual observation.
�On the whole - the internet has done far more good than bad. It has helped many more people than it has hurt. It has published much more useful information than illegal information. It's for these reasons that third-world countries are clamouring for greater access, to have greater involvement and connection with the internet, why across Western Europe and the USA governments are often desperate to drive up digital literacy and access to the internet. I'm not speaking as a cultish devotee of a dark art. The internet may be complicated and nuanced, it certainly has negative things going on in it, but it is not shit - which - if you'll notice the title - was the limit of my assertion in this piece: that the internet matters and is not shit, not that it is perfect.�
I agree that on the whole it�s pretty good, although the way it�s been commandeered by corporations definitely isn�t. It wasn�t like that originally: when it was used by genteel academics, it was purely for communication rather than an enormous market place."
The entire �shit!� �no not shit!� dichotomy is not a useful way of forming an appraisal. You say "I can tell you right now why the internet matters and why it is not shit" and I could tell you right now why it is shit � see above. In other words, you can take either premise and find your own material to support it. I haven�t done that, because they are both partial. What I have done is redressed the over-enthusiastic i.e. positive generalisations, because they are false. You can spin out the visionary and utopian stuff as long as you like: it began in the 90s and continues today. But it never came true, and it never will.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.178.22
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/17/2003 09:45:36 AM
With regards to my contradictions, I don't see them. Virtual community creates and supports enormous amounts of people. It could only happen to the extent and scale that it does on the internet. The basic quality of that community however isn't particularly different from a group of people meeting in their local village hall or writing letters to a newspaper, except in that everyone across the world who shares the rare disease can talk and support each other, instead of leaving people isolated by themselves in rural communities simply because the infrastructure isn't there to support their social contact.
Let me be blunt. I'm don't believe I'm being hopelessly utopian, I'm not - and never was - claiming perfection, I was presenting an alternative case to <i>dystopianism</i>. Your recurrent use of rhetoric to imply that I have an extreme naive position as opposed to your moderate balanced one is simply innaccurate. I was responding to a statement that the internet was shit. I was pointing out that for whatever negative things it affords, it does a disproportionately large amount of good. That's not hopeless utopianism at all, it's pulling the balance away from the people who decry the internet as something inherently evil into a place more like the real world - where there are many good things going on almost as a matter of course and some bad things going on as well that governments and police forces aspire to fight. With regards to utopian dreaming -you're quite right, we'll never achieve a utopia. On the other hand, I now live in a democratic and mostly liberal society with free healthcare for all citizens, in which most people have no problem feeding themselves, in which almost no one is killed by guns and in which most homes are heated and comfortable. We don't live in a utopia, but this is clearly an improvement in our quality of life over the world of fifty years ago in my mind, and I don't see any reason why the internet itself could not evolve in a similar way.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 12/18/2003 06:52:48 PM
"The basic quality of that community however isn't particularly different from a group of people meeting in their local village hall"
Don't be silly Tom: this is what I mean by mythology and utopianism. Or maybe science fiction is a better description. We're not talking about abstract information - which is expedited magnificently over the internet - we're talking about flesh and blood people. An actual meeting is far more meaningful than tapping on a keyboard. It is *substantially* different. Physically congregating with other folk is the same as being on the internet as is reading a book about Tibet compared to actually going there. Or reading a menu and eating the food. You can't reduce and flatten the physical, sensory, emotional, kinaesthetic and social world in that way. What it does is confuses basic semantic parameters, the
"Blending of reality and metaphor: a willingness to equate the real highway with the digital one, physical space with cyberspace, real communities with virtual ones" Slouka, Mark 1996 War of the Worlds Abacus, London: page 68.
I know what you're saying, and I have no dispute with the benefits of the internet. But there's so much silly utopian rhetoric flying around, and it gets us nowhere because it's more imaginative than factual.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.178.22
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/18/2003 07:47:55 PM
Look, calling it utopian rhetoric doesn't make it so! Your analogies are hideously flawed for a start - if I communicate on the internet or by phone with someone, it's not like a transcript of that person or a decription of that person. You're talking as if whenever you talked to people who weren't present physically (say via the telephone), that what you were actually doing was listening passively to bloody recordings! Of course they're not - it's not bloody radio! People are talking to each other!
Now obviously there are things that you can do in person that you can't do physically online. It's harder to guage someone's mood, it's harder to have sex with them, it's harder to get intonation or a tone of voice. But it's still communication! And the possibility of community still exists! I mean, there are many circumstances in which certain elements of the experience an interaction can be truncated - if you're on a phone for example and can't see the person concerned, or if they're wearing sunglasses so you can't see their eyes, or if you're actually bloody deaf and are forced to lip-read, for Christ's sake! But none of these things stop the possibilities of communication, and none of them stop people being supportive, helpful, useful, friendly or even forming communities through them. I work on the internet, and often my first experience of people is online. Sometimes my <i>only</i> experience of them is online. And yet we can be friends! Most of them have helped me out in some ways in the past, and I've helped most of them out in the past as well. Those I haven't met, I'd like to and those I have I see regularly. But that our relationships have moved sometimes from purely online to a mix of both online and off doesn't mean they weren't real to begin with.
You talk about 'tapping on a keyboard' as if touching keys was the entire point. You're confusing the method of communication with the communication itself. It would be like me saying, "There's a substantial difference between communicating with someone (online) and just causing air to vibrate with your vocal chords". It's trivialising, innaccurate, clumsy and - frankly - stupid.
Your quote - by the way - is interesting, although let me say straight off that I'm not terribly impressed by chapter and verse citations of things that amount to little more than opinion pieces in books. I've had my own opinions published in books and do not consider them to have suddenly taken on a magic form of authority simply because they're in print. There's a lot of conflation in that quote, a degree of truth and very little evidence.
I'm going to end with two points. Firstly a fairly simple one - I think - that your arbitrary (shall I say 'imaginative' rather than 'factual') distinction between online community and real-life communities are beginning to collapse into each other. Specifically, people are increasingly knowing more people in real-life that they have met online, they are using online community software more and more to manage, handle and keep in touch with their real-life friends and families, and that these two activities are heavily bleeding into one another. Communities like the one I run at Barbelith.com met online but many of the people on the community see each other now very regularly. When members of the board travel abroad, they go and stay with people that beforehand they have little or no real-life contact with. Friends of these people who didn't meet through the board are being introduced to it as a way of meeting new like-minded people and keeping up with their older friends. It's the same with most online communities - people communicate, they know each other, they share information and support one another. Local geographical groups will form to do those things you can't do through computers (like have sex and drink), and then they go online to do other kinds of activities that they couldn't do in the flesh - communicate with each other in the background while they're at work, getting engaged in long, slow-paced conversations about things that matter to them that they don't need to be immediately present for. And on the site that I project-managed and designed (<a href="http://forums.upmystreet.com">UpMyStreet Conversations</a>), people are using the site to meet people in their local areas to share information with them, which may then evolve into conversations and communities maintained through all kinds of different media, technologies and spaces (speaking in caf�s, going to the cinema together, phoning each other, chatting online with one another, going to the same concerts, using similar discussion boards).
Which brings me to my other point - the stuff you can do in an online space that you CAN'T do in real-life. There's the wonder of asynchronous communication - that a discussion can be ongoing over many many days with none of the people needing to be in the same place at the same time. There's the security of being able to introduce yourself without anxiety or threat (I know a few people who don't necessarily find it easy to just go out and meet new people in the flesh, who have found discussion online a better way to break the ice). There are the benefits of being able to maintain conversations with people all over the world and to join communities that bring together the most dedicated people in any given field.
Now I'm quite prepared to say that with online communities - just like with anything else on the internet - people can use the physical power of the technology to do bad things as well as good. Although, I will mantain - like I have throughout this long (and extremely irritating, unproductive) conversation - that individuals will find more positive uses for the technology than they will illegal and immoral ones. I will base that on the evidence of hundreds of millions of people getting value from e-mail and accessing the web every day for considerably more things than pornography and snuff movies, from governments clamouring to get more access to the internet and from the specific benefits I've got out of it and the friends I've met from it. I'm even prepared to stand by that because of the potential uses I've seen to come. If you think that it's some kind of imaginative notion to se the value in these things, then I think you're insane.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lomax/blogger.htm
DATE: 12/20/2003 04:06:35 PM
Look yourself: not calling it utopian rhetoric doesn�t mean it isn�t. But I�m not going to get into that level of argumentation using spiky remarks, exaggerated adjectives etc, but stay with the simple facts. You try to emphasise the complete similarity between physically based and technologically mediated communication, but in doing so illustrate perfectly certain widespread themes which are just conceptual nonsense. Talking, for example, is something you do with your voice and not via a keyboard. The two different �mediums� define in a very basic way what kind of exchange is possible, and I don�t think the two things should be confused. There are plenty of studies on this � how people engage emotionally via mouse and VDU � and I think the conclusion is that it is profoundly ambivalent because it is symbolic. And the ambivalence has to be emphasised, or you become immersed in a strange fantasy world where everything is �virtual�. I never said the internet wasn�t communication; I merely highlighted the problematic area where distinctions between online and offline are routinely blurred. It�s quite common: there are people who actually argue that you can change your personality or gender with online interaction. I think those people are lost in a technological fantasy world. Somewhat deranged, in fact.
Nor did I say there is no possibility of online community. To repeat: I highlighted the difference between online and offline, counteracting the tendency to merge the two, which is done quite frequently by cyberspace theorists as part of their overall rhetoric. I know you can get help, support etc, but I don�t agree with people who discuss this as if it were no different from physically based community. Thus, saying �The basic quality of that community � isn't particularly different from a group of people meeting in their local village hall" is just ridiculous. For example, it�s well known that people play around with online personas, even genders, which are different from the real one. I am considering internet usage across its full range; I get the feeling you are only thinking about quite narrow and specialised groups of people. Which is fine: but it means you cannot universalise your ideas as if they represented all online life. And that�s what you tend to do.
I�m not confusing the content and method of communication at all; I�m pointing out that tapping on a keyboard is inherently a very restricted means of expression: so we can�t get too carried away with what you can achieve with it. In fact you confuse the two in your distinction between voice and internet: you express this in purely technical/physical terms, and the point is what you can convey, how you can convey it, how it feels for you and the other person is very different! I agree the �technological� kind of comparision is stupid: I didn�t do it, you did!
I am fully aware that random quotations aren�t really worth very much. What they do is point towards substantial material that someone may or may not find useful or accurate. I personally found it quite a good book; whether you or anyone else decides to investigate it is up to you and no real concern of mine. But it has to be taken for what it is: a signpost away from the discursive limitations of the internet and into the domain of more substantive research.
If the distinctions between online and offline community are collapsing � as you say � then that is an interesting and additional factor to my own ideas about this. But I suspect it�s not as common or universal as you suggest, if you look at the internet as a whole � not just the limits of your personal experience.
You keep defending the internet as if I�m decrying it, and I have to keep saying no I think it�s great, that my objection concerns the way it is THEORISED. I think this is pretty clear from my posts. In fact, this discussion illustrates the problems/limitations of keyboard tapping: had it taken place otherwise, the background context for what I�ve said would have been abundantly clearer.The best you can do is summarise your message in text form which has to be snappy and concise, knowing it doesn�t fully articulate your position and can be misunderstood. Which is quite ccommon, hence all the arguments, flames etc. with millions of people each with their own agenda. In a 60 or even 30 minute caf� conversation you could probably give a reasonable account of a book you had written to another person. I don�t think you could do that with the �net; it�s too vague and open to misunderstanding, as each person reads while they sit in a different location and has an entirely different set of thoughts, feelings and ideas going through their head: you don�t have the same rapport, or the means of establishing it. Much �net communication is an attempt to understand what the other person actually means, and it�s 100 times harder if they are not face to face. Anyway I�m getting pretty bored with this; it�s got to the stage when I�m more or less repeating myself. Utopian internet rhetoric is undoubtedly out there, blurring online and offline experiences, you sometimes do this yourself, and I have highlighted this fact.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 80.40.54.197
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/20/2003 05:20:29 PM
You see I don't know that this debate would be resolved if we were in the same place, because you keep cheating by just stating that I'm indulging in utopian rhetoric, and I contend that I'm not. You keep presenting my position as extreme utopianism, as a way of propping up your position. Until the point where you are prepared to say that my rhetoric isn't insanely off-wack, but simply represents a different position to yours - one which may or may not have sufficient evidence to back it up, then we're going to continue to argue.
You may have different experiences of the internet to me or I may also have considerably longer experience of online communities than you. It's also quite possible that your understanding of online communities is increasingly outdated. I mean, the fact that at the moment we don't tend to ask for ways for people to demonstrate their identity or their gender or whatever doesn't mean that it can't be done, won't be done or shouldn't be done. Online community software is nascent and evolving and people who use it are becoming increasingly comfortable with its use. The identity experiment stuff is as a result of people's fleeting connections with communities, not their long-term connection to them and it just tends to end after a while. People become generally less interested in them, look for slightly different cues about other people's behaviour etc. And in the future I see no reason to expect that identity online will solidify. It's already beginning to do so around social networking software where it only makes sense to participate if you're actually self-representing in some way.
Now obviously there are differences in some of the modes of interaction, obviously there are certain limitations in the ways people can communicate - but in my experience this doesn't undermine the fundamentals that people go onto these things to socialise, discuss, flirt, cause fights and get support - just the same things they do in every day life. If you'd like me to introduce you to communities where that kind of thing is happening, I will. If you want me to talk about ways in which I've worked to try and increase some of the bandwidth for social cues and the like to emerge, then I'll do that too. But if you're just going to stand there and assert that I'm being stupid or naive, then I think we should call this thing to an end.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 12/21/2003 01:18:26 AM
I�m not suggesting this debate would be resolved, but making the general distinction between online and offline interaction. I don�t think I�m cheating, merely reiterating fundamental points that keep getting lost. If you choose not to engage with it then that�s fine; that in itself doesn�t change the validity of what I�m saying. You tend to exaggerate and over-characterise everything eg "extreme" utopianism. No, I wouldn�t say that and never did. I�m sure you do have a greater experience of online community because that�s your job. It�s also possible � as I have suggested � that what you say is based on quite a narrow sector of internet activity, relatively speaking, used to generalise about all of it. Even a massive site like the BBC�s, for example, is just a small dot in the entire medium.
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"Insanely off-whack"? You�re just exaggerating and being colourful again, to have an effect. You suggest my experience is outdated with regard to gender games, but respond with a speculative projection into the future. Which doesn�t make sense. Since my comment is about the way it is now.
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I would be interested in examples of successful long term communities, though you may just be thinking of the obvious/well known ones which I have looked at. I�m sure there are success stories, and it does interest me. I also maintain that they are exceptions, that like the dot coms, for every good one there were/are 10, 20, or more that failed and/or weren�t ultimately very interesting. That when you make comments about the internet it necessarily includes those, or you are misrepresenting the cultural phenomenon in its entirety.
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I don�t think you�ve really grasped my fundamental ideas and don�t think you�re especially interested. Which is fine. I could explicate further but there is no point; in any case I don�t wish to do it. You kept defending the �net, I kept reiterating my THEORETICAL objections i.e. to certain kinds of rhetoric. The former interests you, the latter mostly doesn�t. Which is fine. That doesn�t mean there are currently no books or web sites spinning out utopian stuff which lacks some really fundamental phenomenological distinctions between online and offline experience. There are plenty of those books and they are essentially science-fictional, based on a kind of technological enchantment. They also tend to ignore real life issues like internet access. Huge it may be, but it is still used predominantly by specific socio-economic sectors with a certain standard of education. So: to give one specific example, rhetoric about how the �net encourages community and will enhance society etc is flawed. Because there are real life political/educational/socio-economic factors that just don�t fit that cosy rhetorical world. It makes sense for the digerati, but not for others. Similarly for all the benfits of online interaction, it remains keyboard tapping and staring at a VDU. The ambivalence is a fact, i.e. that you are ultimately engaging only in symbolic communciation, and this gets lost and forgotten in all the glossy verbiage. The kind of stuff that people say about the �net is outdated, because it derives from the 90s when everyone was really really excited. Na�ve might be a better word: it wasn�t grounded in sociological, psychological and phenemenological reality.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 80.40.60.142
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/21/2003 12:57:24 PM
Two things - you say I'm talking about things 'in the future' while you're talking about 'things as the are now'. But actually you're making statements about the possibilities of the medium - and at basic levels like the kinds of interaction that are possible and the types of relationships that are possible - that the internet is inherently not a good place for community because of lack of signals etc. etc. I'm merely arguing that you're generalising from a few - fairly old - generic types of online community, that crossover examples like instant messaging have demonstated that on and offline communities can be one and the same thing, that boards like the one I maintain at http://www.barbelith.com/underground are successful long-term communities that have existed for five years and have many of the same people involved in them and operate at a useful level and that there's a considerable amount of work (like the social networking stuff that's around now) that already resolves the problems that are connected with CERTAIN TYPES of boards and MUDs used it CERTAIN WAYS by CERTAIN PEOPLE at CERTAIN TIMES in history. I could give you dozens of examples of different types of online community.
Clay Shirky has an interesting take on this - he says that when a new technology emerges everyone looks at the extreme possibilities - in the case of online communities talking about how personal identities would become fragmented and contextual, that people would be women or men or multiple personalities or whatever. In fact, as any of us who do this long-term know, these things do happen, but they're normally undertaken by naive users in nascent or ill-formed early communities.
Now I'm not going to deny that there's a lot of utopianist rhetoric about the internet. I've read and been irritated by a lot of the same books as you have. But just because it's utopian rhetoric doesn't mean coincidentally some of it can't be right - just like some of the nay-sayer stuff couldn't accidentally be right too. I find both positions irritating, but I put my professional reputation on the line REGULARLY on the basis that software and the internet can facilitate and enable communities (both on and offline) to form and work, and if you really want to fight the issue to the bloody end, I'll cite Outlook meeting requests in work environments as a way in which they help offline communities to self-organise and operate.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: James
EMAIL: james@recumbentgaze.net
IP: 81.96.110.87
URL: http://www.recumbentgaze.net
DATE: 12/21/2003 05:59:27 PM
I think much of what you write at your site revolves around your career, that sometimes it�s like a politician building up his ideological position. And as with politicians, what you say sometimes appears to be OK, but if you think it about in a more penetrating manner, beyond the snappy process of read-digest that characterises internet browsing, you realise it is flawed. Not necessarily in a dramatic or obvious way, but flawed nonetheless. Thus, saying people seek sex, pick fights etc on the �net in the same way they do in RL is ostensibly accurate, but actually misleading. The significant point is the frequency and degree with which this happens compared to less colourful socialising, and the extent to which it makes the �net a kind of lowest common denominator medium, and ultimately unpleasant. Consider it the other way round: is real life like the �net? No, of course it isn�t. A Saturday night city would have to be a military-policed zone full of soap-box activists and a metropolitan sized orgy, to reflect what happens on the �net. Therefore, it is not correct to equate online and offline in that way. That kind of facile thinking is what I object to, when the �net is theorised. You might think that�s nit-picking, but actually it isn�t: people pursue those kind of ideas and create a semi-intellectual, digerati milieu, which is ultimately science-fictional nonsense. Who needs William Gibson when people talk like that? I have my own ideas about why this happened (and why those books were published): one is that programmers and coders suddenly had a public platform, central to the internet phenomenon. Those people are not philosophers or social theorists � and yet they had entered those intellectual domains.
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I don�t really know what you�re trying to achieve by offering to show your Outlook documentation. I�ve never denied that you�re involved in some interesting projects, in fact I�ve never even referred to this. You�ve got it wrong re. my remarks and future possibilities; you�re reading into it some of your own concerns. I rarely think about the future � literally just a few times, in the most vague �what�s going to happen� manner. And never in terms of what specific interactions might be possible; only in terms of how it reflects human capacity. If you�re trying to find ways of antidoting well known problems via software architecture, that�s quite interesting. However I don�t think you have full clarity on this: instant messaging is still online, despite the fact that is live and instant, and it has the same potential problems as web boards. It�s not "crossover" at all.
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I think I read the Shirky stuff, and probably agreed with it. I don�t think it�s especially pertinent or unique; other people have said similar things, for example in the book The Victorian Internet: exploring the impact and general sociology of technology, noting sociological parallels with different technological forms. And Carl Jung described the way humanity projects psychological �energies� onto inanimate technological form.
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It seems to come down to this: your interests and writings refer to quite specific activities, whereas my intellectual interests concern the bigger picture, i.e. the entire phenomenon of the cultural internet: good and bad, past and present, hugely public and relatively private, used by digerati elite, distracted American students, deranged personalities, average e mailers, and all the rest. That�s the context from which my comments come; your responses continually revolve around your relatively small scale activities. I may have been unfair in attacking this, since we all refer to our own lives and our own experience. However much of the BS rhetoric *is* generalised extrapolation from small scale experience, so it is legitimate to criticise this when it occurs.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 80.40.54.65
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 12/22/2003 01:27:54 AM
Wow. I don't even know where to start. Presumably I should be impressed by you presenting your position (which I think I now finally understand to be "some people in books in the late 1990's wrote loads of utopian books which I don't agree with and as far as I'm concerned you're continuing what they wrote") as 'intellectual interests [concerning] the bigger picture' in contrast to my 'small scale efforts'. Well I think I'd be more impressed if you evidenced any specific expertise in what it means to participate in, create or maintain any kind of online community space. And frankly, I think I'd be keener to continue these arguments (and less likely to stoop to saying that you don't know what you're talking about) if you'd generally been a little less superior all the way through this whole bloody exercise. Still, never mind.
With regard to your statements about the rhetoric of the people from the late 1990s that you don't agree with. Ok. Whatever. I don't agree with a lot of that stuff either. PEOPLE WRITE BOOKS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE MONEY OR REPUTATIONS. OFTEN THEY WRITE THINGS THAT ARE INFLATED OR DETACHED FROM REALITY. Able men and true - you and I both, I assume - don't have to believe what they say. That may come as a shock to you. After three and a half years of (ncomplete) doctoral work, it doesn't come as a shock to me. Obviously, I don't agree with much of that rhetoric and your regular attempts to lump me in with it have been less than endearing to me.
With regards to the differences between online and offline communities - I maintain that your position (based as it has been on references to things like a lack of corporeality and problems with input devices) can't just be considered to apply to 'the mean average quality and typology of things that currently exist' as you seem to be suggesting, both because corporeality and input devices aren't going to change any time soon (which means you're talking about the possibilities of the medium as well as it's common usage, and at that point I can point enough useful and valuable, friendly, on/offline based communities in your direction to rather skewer any universalising point), but also because such a statement would be both fairly obvious and not particularly useful. It would also not seem to be in particular discord with the utopianists, who would presumably argue (as I would) that different models of online interaction emerge all the time, gradually seem to be improving and that some models are more (or will be more) successful than others and that some individual communities are more successful than others. In terms of understanding online communities and what they mean for the world, it seems that we should be looking towards those faltering steps that have succeeded and trying to work or build from those. They show us the possibilities - not some dot coms failed venture from five years ago. The statement here is not of utopianist, "all the world will be solved with information architecture", but that models (good and bad) improve, or are demonstrated to be useless/damaging and are replaced. That should be familiar enough to you as a social scientist. In a nutshell on that last paragraph, my position would be recapped:
1) Finding what 'is' wanting and ascribing causes to those failures that aren't going to change isn't a statement about 'most' or 'current' communities but a statement about the possibilities of the medium as a whole.
2) If you're going to universalise, then be prepared to have people cite specific examples that go against your vision and be prepared to account for them.
Now the other strut of your position is that there are fundamental differences between online and offline instantiations of community (with a bracketed 'and are profoundly limiting'). The big crux of our disagreement then seems to be 'at what level do those differences emerge' and 'are those differences really that fundamental'. With regards to the first question: Do they emerge at the level of human motivation? Do they emerge at the level of the way that motivation is funnelled and contained? Do they emerge in the limitations of the environment to communicate them? Do they emerge in the distinctions between on and offline communities as groups of people? Do they emerge in the types of discussion / possibilities of discussion etc. that are possible in different contexts? All good questions.
Personally, I don't see a particular difference in motivations, or in the fundamental needs of human contact. I see minimal differences in the uses people put these communities to. I see a variety of different ways in which people bond with one another - that's definitely there. Many people do operate with degrees of anonymity in place and utilise the distancing afforded to them by software to say things they wouldn't or couldn't say in the flesh. On the other hand, many communities or pieces of community software are designed to be little more than additional channels for people who already know each other (or ways that people who are getting to know one another) to communicate through - whether that be an alternative to phones, texting, conference calls, or going to the pub - and although they may have a different register or pitch perhaps, that doesn't necessarily the 'type' of community that they have fundamentally different from one that is being conducted exclusively offline. The interest community is still one of the most fundamental that exists online, but those people who actually engage with them rather than kind of ricocheting off them are tending more and more to extend that community off-site.
To summarise again:
1) There are differences between some aspects of on and offline community.
2) You think those differences are profound and important.
3) For a large and growing, perhaps even the most part of people who actually engage in them, I think those differences are fairly academic and uninteresting.
I think it's important at this stage again not to get confused those people who hit a community a few times a year and bounce off again with the people who are engaging in the places, just like we wouldn't think of the man who walked by the flower club social and popped in for a sandwich on his way somewhere else as engaging actively in that community. Most human-to-human connections and involvements are pretty fleeting, and I don't think that's particularly different online.
Now, having been - I think - pretty reasonable throughout this latest post, I'm not going to get a bit irritable. I personally think that no matter what you're actually arguing you'd claim you were taking the middle and most reasonable ground and that the people who disagreed with you were evidencing skewed positions that were evidence of vested interest or weird ideological positions. I don't think your MA expertise gives you the license you require to maintain your position as representative of the obvious and common truth, as the only person who really gets what's going on, and the only one who is looking at all parts of the picture. I don't think it's NEARLY enough to justify that. And with regard again to your statement about my small-scale endeavours versus your far-reaching intellectual feats of endurance, can I echo your sentiment about criticising generalised extrapolation from small-scale experience with regard to your own position, and also remind you that the best way to test a broad thesis is to see if it holds up against specific examples. I think your vision of the possibilities and qualities of online communities <b>doesn't</b> hold up to specific examples of online communities that work well, blur the on and offline distinction and don't appear to suffer from the problems you believe are endemic. There's a double danger in academic work - firstly that you build castles in the sky and secondly that you DON'T look towards the creative possibilities and instead merely criticise. If you want to do legitimate and interesting work in this area, I would suggest that you actively get involved in the creation or repositioning of this stuff online rather than being stuck arguing with pundit ghosts from five years ago.
Anyway, I'm going to close this post to further comments now, I think since this whole bloody enterprise has so massively derailed itself. Thanks to everyone who has posted and good night.
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<a href='http://www.internetisshit.org'>What we all knew anyway</a>
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DATE: 07/07/2003 12:19:12 PM
I’ve been hearing the same sentiments by a lot of people over the last few months in different types of language. Some say The Internet is Shit. Some others say that Virtual Community has died. Without wanting to doubt the...
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BLOG NAME: dive into mark
DATE: 07/07/2003 01:07:53 PM
Lots of news about Echo, including drafts of a syntax document and an editing API. Ian Hickson works for Opera now. Windows 2000 SP4 is out. My friend as a new dog. Lots of stuff from John Gruber. And more.
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BLOG NAME: UpGrade
DATE: 07/07/2003 01:49:43 PM
Parece que afinal h� alguns anglosax�nicos que concordam com o ponto de vista do senhor Armand Mattelart na sua obra "Hist�ria da Sociedade da Informa��o" que eu expus ontem aqui, a julgar por este site em formato de manifesto com...
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DATE: 07/07/2003 04:21:58 PM
though it hardly seems worthy of debate, a couple more reasons to add to tom's common sense position that the internet is not shit...
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BLOG NAME: dive into mark
DATE: 07/07/2003 06:37:59 PM
Lots of news about Echo, including drafts of a syntax document and an editing API. Ian Hickson works for Opera now. Windows 2000 SP4 is out. My friend as a new dog. Lots of stuff from John Gruber. And more.
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IP: 212.180.126.172
BLOG NAME: padawan.info
DATE: 07/08/2003 10:52:25 PM
Some -- who write that "the medium isn't the message" without much clue -- say Internet is shit. Sometimes, one...
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DATE: 07/09/2003 12:47:03 AM
now playing: Radiohead, "Paranoid Android" In case you haven't heard already, the internet is shit. And at the same time, not shit. Quite possibly the best 404 page ever which should give proof to the idea that it's not. Jack Dangers on apple.com....
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IP: 207.153.127.8
BLOG NAME: at meltoni.com
DATE: 07/09/2003 12:53:12 AM
enquanto espero um novo servidor ser disponibilizado para os usu�rio da last.fm (culpa disto), penso na carol tentando traduzir o que eu falava no almo�o de hoje. por talvez quase dois minutos eu esqueci que estava falando comigo mesma sobre...
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URL: http://greengabbro.net/archives/000758.php
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BLOG NAME: green gabbro
DATE: 07/09/2003 08:46:02 PM
A simple comparison table shows that the Internet is not shit.
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BLOG NAME: Excursions to Lala-land
DATE: 07/10/2003 03:29:41 PM
Tom Coates is writing on plasticbag.org. He has a different opinion about the value of the Internet than the guys I quoted yesterday....
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BLOG NAME: daveXtreme
DATE: 07/25/2003 04:41:04 AM
If there hadn't been other people around, I would have cried. I just read Wired News' coverage of the "Star Wars Kid." I'm loathe to admit that my maturity level has reached a point where I can't find some things...
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BLOG NAME: blogosphere.us
DATE: 12/19/2003 03:14:13 PM
Tom Coates on the authenticity of online communities: But the one thing I will not stand for is this sense that online communities are somehow inauthentic because they are unphysicalHear, hear!Tom is battling a common argument which devalues online com...
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<p>I'll be buggered if I can figure out how to get photo-messaging or e-mail or the interweb working on my little <a href="http://www.sonyericsson.com/t610/">T610</a>, which <i>they don't tell you</i> but doesn't actually make images of a decent useful size (not 640x480, but 288x352 of all sizes). I've fiddled with the settings incessantly. Maybe I need to talk to the company themselves. Anyway - I'll be buggered if I can send 'em, but I can sure as hell take 'em. Presenting a collage of the first few days with my new phone...</p>
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AUTHOR: Jonathan
EMAIL: limbic11@hotmail.com
IP: 217.37.228.113
URL: http://www.limbicnutrition.com/blog/
DATE: 07/08/2003 01:27:17 PM
I encountered trouble using my 610 on 02. It appears that you need to switch wap profiles if you want to use MMS and E-mail. Normally your provider can e-mail you the correct settings for GPRS or MMS. It is straight forward to set up e-mail. Sony Erricson also have a configurators for all this here:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/uk/spg.jsp?page=M8&B=ie&noredir=1
Regards
Jonathan
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AUTHOR: Human Cargo
EMAIL: 8@sense8.org
IP: 24.79.99.171
URL: http://www.humancargo.net
DATE: 07/09/2003 04:41:39 AM
Great pics! I must admit I was pretty dubious about the merits of taking photos with a phone when they first came onto the market, but many of the pics I've seen have been really good, including yours. Great color saturation; they're almost lomographic. Nice work.
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AUTHOR: destruct
EMAIL: destruct@blueyonder.co.uk
IP: 194.61.49.12
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DATE: 07/10/2003 11:10:28 AM
Recently got a t300. Go to maplin and get a Sitecom IRDA adapter for 20 quid or use a laptop with IRDA to copy files direct to your computer. This is far better and free.
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AUTHOR: Marc
EMAIL: kaisersosa@gmx.net
IP: 80.138.188.164
URL: http://www.bagofgoodies.de
DATE: 07/11/2003 10:36:07 AM
As I am about to buy a new phone and as I am thinking of buying a T610 I'd appreciate if you could post (or mail) your experience with it at some later point. Would be cool ... thnx.
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AUTHOR: Aegir
EMAIL: me@paperpixel.co.uk
IP: 81.129.4.194
URL: http://www.paperpixel.co.ukj/log
DATE: 08/08/2003 09:22:18 PM
What you need to do is relish the restrictions imposed on you by your phone. I don't know what the maximum size on my phone (sharp gx10i) is, but I find the 120x160 medium setting is enough to show enough detail while forcing you to focus on detail photography. Hence <a href="http://www.paperpixel.co.ukj/log"> my lovely site.</a> Some BBC tardis ones would be cool.
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AUTHOR: Aegir
EMAIL: me@paperpixel.co.uk
IP: 81.129.4.194
URL:
DATE: 08/08/2003 09:24:29 PM
Bollox. Make that <a href="http://www.paperpixel.co.uk/log">a proper link</a> Do this!
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TITLE: First Impressions: Sony Ericsson T610
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000559.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 07/09/2003 10:10:51 PM
Since 1998, I've used three phones: a freebie Philips handset from Barclays on a pay as you go account (either...
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TITLE: T610 f�r l�tt att anv�nda
URL: http://mymarkup.net/blog/archives/002062.html
IP: 62.20.1.132
BLOG NAME: mymarkup.net
DATE: 07/10/2003 09:38:19 AM
Dan Hon konstaterar att Sony Ericsson T610 �r en bra telefon. Jag gillar min ocks�, men han tar upp en...
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TITLE: Camera phones
URL: http://www.quernstone.com/archives/000223.html
IP: 66.33.197.11
BLOG NAME: Jonathan Sanderson's Weblog
DATE: 07/13/2003 12:04:49 PM
I recently toyed with some digital SLRs, and dismissed them largely on the grounds that genuinely wide-angle lenses are wince-inducingly
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TITLE: Venus, Mars and Usability
URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000574.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 07/13/2003 03:12:41 PM
The Sunday Times' Doors section has a lead article today on What Women Want, and the answer is that they...
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<p>A few CSS links from around the internet recently:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://nontroppo.org/test/shadow.html">Lurking in Shadows: CSS and drop shadow effects</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hebig.org/blog/titlepic.php">About hebig title pictures</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.infimum.dk/HTML/slantinfo.html">Information on border slants</a></li>
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<p>Freud on super-heroes and super-villains?</p>
<blockquote>The man who, in consequence of his unyielding constitution, cannot fall in with this suppression of instinct, becomes a 'criminal', an 'outlaw', in the face of society - unless his social position or his exceptional capacities enable him to impose himself upon it as a great man, a 'hero'.</blockquote>
<p>'Civilised' Sexual Morality and Modern Nervous Illness (1908)</p>
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AUTHOR: Tim Hall
EMAIL: tim@kalyr.com
IP: 213.122.184.94
URL: http://www.kalyr.com/weblog
DATE: 07/09/2003 10:43:54 PM
But he has nothing to say about why they wear their underpants over their trousers?
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<p>A few days ago <a href="http://www.indecorous.com/voidblogs/">voidblogs</a> launched. It's an RSS aggregator site that follows the <a href="http://www.haddock.org/blogs">Haddock Blogs</a> model of pulling out a time-stamp and a summary each time a post is made and pulling them together to make what basically constitutes a metaweblog. There's also a new redsign of <a href="http://aggregator.weblogs.co.uk/">the UK weblogs aggregator</a> that's relaunched recently and it too operates by these design principles. Is it the beginning of a trend?</p>
<p>Well - whether it's the start of a trend or not, these sites are pretty rare at the moment. I've been thinking about why, and I think <i>maybe</i> it's because this form is particularly useful for two kinds of activities:</p>
<ol>
<li>Being a way for an individual to keep up with alll the weblogs <i>they</i> like</li>
<li>Being a way of chronicling in nearly-real-time the <i>mental life of a group</i></li>
</ol>
<p>In the first case, the form would be most useful if everyone could have their own one (which would make it - essentially - NetNewsWire online. In the second, it would be most useful for those people who were <i>within the group itself</i>.</p>
<p>Which makes me think. A lot of people are talking about how to use weblogs in business and education. They are all working on the principle that a weblog is first and foremost a piece of social software that allows and facilitates collboration. But while it's certainly true that weblog culture in the wild has evolved these groups, it's less obvious that this is necessarily the fundamental structuring principle of what a weblog 'is'. In fact I'm going to go further and state something that should probably be obvious to everyone by now: <i>Giving a group of people weblogs does not mean that they'll necessarily start connecting with each other through them</i>.</p>
<p>First and foremost, at the smallest possible scale, a weblog is <i>not</i> social software. Instead it is a point in cyberspace from which to speak - it's a representation of ourselves - our voices. At the first level, then - weblogs are not about communities of people inteacting and sharing information, they're about voices <i>as yet unconnected</i>. It takes time for the <i>second-order</i> properties to emerge - and when they do so it's not as a rapid consolidation or phase-shift between stable states of 'singular publishing' and 'many-to-many communication'. Instead familiarity is gradually gained, recurrently interesting and communicative webloggers become friends, people gradually find their communicative voices.</p>
<p>So the question becomes - when we talk about weblogging around educational projects or work-related schemes, how <i>do</i> we get people to think in terms of their engagement with a community. And how do we get them to that stage <i>quickly</i>? How do we help them use the weblog to express themeselves and create notes and write thoughts while simultaneously ramping up the speed at which they start interacting with each other <i>around</i> these issues.</p>
<p>Which brings us right back to where we started. In my opinion - rather than setting up a central weblog for a course or a project in which people can post their thoughts only as comments, the simplest and most effective way is to have something like haddock blogs sitting in the middle. Let that be their place to get a sense of their community in a glance, to see the range of interests people have and what they're currently geting excited by.</p>
<p>Which brings me to another thought - which is the relationship of the public and the private when it pertains to weblogs. Many people I've spoken to recently have advocated setting up weblogs for publishing within work that are separate and distinct from stthe ones we use to publish our personal sites in the real-world. Now, there are clearly reasons why it's necessary to make a distinction between 'what we are outside work' and 'what we are inside work' and probably the most prominent one of those reasons would be that we have legal obligations often to <i>not</i> speak about the stuff we work on directly in our working days. But really - how much impetus is there to write an internal weblog that's of pertinent and interest only to five or ten people with whom you work, most of whom won't be reading it?</p>
<p>Our challenges then are to bring people's engagement with the project to the fore, help them share information pertinent to the project (be it educational or otherwise) </p>
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<p>The new job is proceeding apace - I've spent more consecutive man-hours in meetings than ever before in my life. Or so it seems at least. The edges of the job are beginning to become clear, and it's all terribly exciting. One consequence of this is that I've not been keeping up with the world very effectively. Another consequence is that I haven't had a lot of time to look after <a href="http://www.barbelith.com/underground/">Barbelith</a>. I shall catch up with everything this weekend. In the meantime, here are some more links about weblogs:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,59424,00.html">Bloggers gain libel protection in the US</a><br>
An intriguing case about forwarded e-mail and editing has wide-ranging repercussions in the States for the legal implications of weblog content, e-mail lists and message-boads online;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.corante.com/many/20030701.shtml#42653">Are weblogs author-first or content first?</a><br>
It seems clear to me that - for whatever reasons - the form of the weblog has been adopted primarily by individuals. Whether this is for good or ill, it's now our responsibility to find the best ways to derive value from this state of affairs;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.mod-pubsub.org/kn_apps/blogchatter/">Blogchatter</a><br>
An iframe shows the latest activity around the weblog-world as derived from weblogs.com. It may get take-up, but it's essentially a nice little curiosity;</li>
<li><a href="http://my-expressions.com/about.shtml">My-expressions.com</a><br>
Moblogging be-damned - picture messaging to weblogs is likely to be huge. If you can't set it up centrally, you could always get a <a href="http://www.typepad.com">Typepad</a> account and moblog into a javascript file that you could include into your main weblog. More on this as I get it working;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.economist.com/business/displayStory.cfm?story_id=1218702">Should Old Media Embrace Blogging</a><br>
�Traditional publishing is about putting on a show; building a network of weblogs is like hosting a party,� says Simon Waldman, head of digital publishing at the Guardian.</li>
<li><a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/top100_2003/story/0,13483,990204,00.html">Media Guardian 100 #94</a><br>
"The art of "blogging" - or web-logging - has been around almost as long as the internet itself. Techies have always kept online diaries, even if no one bothered to read them."</li>
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AUTHOR: bobbie
EMAIL: bob@thisispomo.org
IP: 193.122.208.99
URL: http://thisispomo.org/weblog
DATE: 07/10/2003 05:31:17 PM
From the Economist piece:
"Some publishers... were quick to set up weblogs. But the general response has been to ignore them. This was not entirely foolish: weblogs do not make money... Even Mr Sullivan says his weblog brings in only about $6,000 a month from such sources. Most bloggers do not blog for money. "
Good grief, if publishers consider that minimal setup outlay, little to no advertising and zero distribution costs and a gross profit of more than $70,000 per head per annum is a reason for not looking into weblog publishing, then there's something wrong in the business plan. Is that really the reason publishers ignore them?
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AUTHOR: Joyce Park
EMAIL: truitejeunefille@abigportalstartingwithY.com
IP: 216.27.183.170
URL: http://www.mod-pubsub.org/blog
DATE: 07/11/2003 04:24:53 AM
Hi Tom, thanks for the link to Blogchatter. So our data does not exactly come from Weblogs.com. Some people ping us directly, and most of the rest comes from blo.gs -- which polls Weblogs.com once an hour.
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<p>Digging around in my search requests for a laugh, I find this lovely little gem posted in the last few hours:</p>
<blockquote>"Holy shit, for the first time since I have begun visiting this site (about 3 years or so) I noticed that your header image is an actual plastic bag"</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: jkottke
EMAIL: jason@kottke.org
IP: 12.111.24.74
URL: http://www.kottke.org
DATE: 07/11/2003 05:44:24 PM
It took me several months to figure this out as well.
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AUTHOR: Andy Baio
EMAIL: log@waxy.org
IP: 4.38.40.144
URL: http://www.waxy.org/
DATE: 07/11/2003 06:06:49 PM
Hmm, never noticed that before either. Now that you point it out though, it looks more like a <i>paper</i> bag to me. (Is paperbag.org taken?)
Several people have thought that my header image is some sort of TV. (It's a <a href="http://www.classicgaming.com/museum/vectrex/">Vectrex</a>.)
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AUTHOR: jkottke
EMAIL: jason@kottke.org
IP: 12.111.24.74
URL: http://www.kottke.org
DATE: 07/11/2003 06:30:22 PM
I think a lot of people might be confused about the plastic bag image. Perhaps ditching it in favor of a small white box with a dashed line around it containing a meaningless bit of pixel art would improve matters?
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AUTHOR: Nobody Girl
EMAIL: dani12@hotmail.com
IP: 81.79.118.171
URL: http://mysite.freeserve.com/moo_pig_cows
DATE: 07/11/2003 07:06:03 PM
Classic! I see they're VERY observant ;)
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AUTHOR: Branille
EMAIL: branille1@aol.com
IP: 172.148.28.3
URL: http://www.branille.net
DATE: 07/12/2003 02:10:38 AM
lol, it took me a while too :)
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AUTHOR: paulpod
EMAIL: paulpod@neuromantics.net
IP: 62.30.157.202
URL: http://www.neuromantics.net
DATE: 07/12/2003 02:57:24 AM
the former audience indeed... also known as the internet's dull, blind muthafuckas. Depressing thought for a fellow designer, I mean when you realise that your visitors give 1% of a shit to the look, why bother? Just be standards compliant and serve up RS* feeds? whats the point? huh?? I give up...
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AUTHOR: Martin Wisse
EMAIL: plasticbag@cloggie.org
IP: 212.238.82.186
URL: http://www.cloggie.org/wissewords/
DATE: 07/12/2003 11:13:13 AM
Not noticing an image in the header and not noticing the design are two different things. For my part, I have noticed the cleanness of Tom's design, if not the plastic bag...
Apart from that, I am of the opinion that a good design is unobtrusive and should be noted only by its absence.
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AUTHOR: Graham
EMAIL: sp@m.com
IP: 203.164.7.25
URL: http://grudnuk.com/
DATE: 07/12/2003 01:12:54 PM
Behold the folly of undesign. Or not.
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AUTHOR: eanws
EMAIL: ean@walkersmith.net
IP: 200.83.95.234
URL: http://bl0g.walkersmith.net
DATE: 07/12/2003 06:08:37 PM
Is it a sainsbury or safeways placcy bag?
I noticed it straight away, nice design.
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AUTHOR: mucus plug
EMAIL: a@a.com
IP: 63.202.175.200
URL: http://www.soycow.com/baby/archives/000386.html
DATE: 07/13/2003 12:41:22 AM
I still don't see the plastic bag :(.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.86.22
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 07/13/2003 01:47:48 AM
Being perhaps the only person without broadband in the civilized world, I see (thanks to my sloppy ISP) the plastic bag crawl on, followed by the text. Oh wait, that's because I've got RealOne open, and I'm downloading the latest build of Camino...
Still, how can't you notice it?
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AUTHOR: kavi
EMAIL: kavi@fingerpie.zzn.com
IP: 64.229.196.57
URL: http://www.fingerpie.vze.com
DATE: 07/13/2003 03:13:21 AM
true...it's not that plasticy..
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AUTHOR: Robert Worrill
EMAIL: zqwerty@fan.com
IP: 203.97.2.243
URL:
DATE: 07/18/2003 12:17:16 PM
Looks lke a paper bag to me too
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<p>When I was in Helsinki, I started thinking about RSS aggregators like <a href="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire/">NewNewsWire</a>. More particularly I started to think about what extra functionality they should be able to provide.</p>
<p><b>Personal Blogdex:</b> Here's the most obvious idea. You have a whole set of feeds, all of which are time-limited (ie. things expire) and everything's in a machine-readable format, and yet these readers don't <i>do</i> anything with the data apart from display it. There doesn't seem to be any specific reason why this is the case. So here's my first suggestion:</p>
<blockquote>A pane that collates and displays the most popular links that your feeds have referenced. A personal <a href="http://www.blogdex.net">Blogdex</a>...</blockquote>
<p><b>Suggested Weblogs:</b> Again - NetNewsWire can export OPML lists of your subscriptions (and you can stick that online if you like) - but it doesn't <i>do</i> anything with the lists that are being put online by other sites. It seems to me entirely possible to reference an OPML file in your own RSS feed (or even include it in your feed) in such a way that an RSS reader could read it. I don't know whether or not NetNewsWire could realistically be set to upload an OPML file to a server (although <a href="http://www.kung-foo.tv/itti.php">Kung-Tunes</a> has no trouble), but it could still read things put online by more human means. And that leads me to my second suggestion:</p>
<blockquote>A pane that collates and displays the most popular weblogs that the people <i>you</i> subscribe to are themselves subscribed to...</blockquote>
<p>More RSS, subscriptions and NetNewsWire stuff:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.intuitive.com/limpet/">Limpet extracts OPML</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.benhammersley.com/dparchives/004201.html">Hammersley on Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/07/03/26OPconnection_1.html">RSS killed the infoglut star</a>
<li><a href="http://sippey.com/archives/000757.php">Sippey asks 'Who needs Echo'</a>
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AUTHOR: Ian
EMAIL: ian_gs@chalkface.com
IP: 81.134.3.210
URL: http://www.paperless-school.com
DATE: 07/13/2003 03:29:29 PM
There is a presupposition under this about the way you select your feeds, which may not apply to everybody. Personally, I regularly cull those that seem to repeat ideas I've found elsewhere, in order to manage my information flow. The fact that two bloggers regularly reference the same third blogger would lead me to either cull one of them, or cull both in favour of the third. Perhaps reference-based rankings could be used to automatically lead the user to the original sources of ideas in this way?
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AUTHOR: Brent Simmons
EMAIL: brent@ranchero.com
IP: 12.228.169.112
URL: http://ranchero.com/
DATE: 07/13/2003 07:07:09 PM
Tom -- both are good ideas. As aggregators mature they'll get more and more features like that. It's just a matter of time and feature priorities. Everything takes time to design, develop, and test, so some good ideas have to wait sometimes.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 217.40.205.172
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/13/2003 07:21:18 PM
Sorry Brent! I certainly wasn't implying any slackness on your part - I was just trying to think about what happened next...
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AUTHOR: Danny
EMAIL: danny@spesh.com
IP: 192.216.68.203
URL: http://www.oblomovka.com/
DATE: 07/13/2003 08:49:46 PM
I'm not sure (I'm a long way from home), but I *think* NewsMonster has features that match what you've asked for (although the suggested weblogs feature actually works by comparing other newsmonster readers' lists with your own).
As you can probably tell, I didn't play with them enough to get much utility out of them. But maybe you should tell Kevin about your ideas.
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AUTHOR: Kevin Burton
EMAIL: burton@newsmonster.org
IP: 63.203.73.87
URL: http://www.newsmonster.org
DATE: 07/15/2003 06:55:20 AM
You guys are so cute... NewsMonster has been doing this for months! Where have you been!
:)
For an example...
http://feeds.archive.org/newsmonster/burtonator/
Of course this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Over the next few weeks you are going to see some amazing functionality integrated into NewsMonster which is based on my research around reputation systems...
Be afraid... be very afraid :)
Peace!
Kevin
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<p>A selection of carefully filtered Apple-related linkery for your popular consumption, many of which had their origin in the monkey brains of <a href="http://www.2lmc.org">2lmc</a>:</p>
<ul>
<li><A href="http://staff.washington.edu/yoel/fetchart/">Fetch Art for iTunes</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/archives.blah/007138">Haughey's Migrating between Macs</a></li>
<li><a href="http://davespicks.com/writing/programming/mackeys.html">Macintosh Keyboard Shortcuts</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.rogueamoeba.com/detour/">Detour controls where all your audio is going</a></li>
<li><a href="http://flyingmeat.com/voodoopad.html">VoodooPad as a Desktop Wiki?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sendstation.com/">PocketDock for New (bah) iPods</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.macnet2.com/more.php?id=366_0_1_0_M">More interesting responses about Panther</a></li>
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TITLE: Downloading album art made easy
URL: http://www.davextreme.com/davextreme/mt/archives/000204.html
IP: 64.191.59.225
BLOG NAME: daveXtreme
DATE: 07/14/2003 03:47:12 AM
I ran across a neat little iTunes script today while reading Plastic Bag. You just select a song or group of songs in iTunes, go to the script menu, selected "Fetch Art," and it'll connect to Amazon.com and download the...
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<p>This is going to sound ridiculous, but when I turned thirty, never in my wildest dreams did I actually think that time was going to <i>continue moving</i> after said birthday. Certainly I didn't think that there would be birthdays <i>after</i> my thirtieth. It seemed so final - such an achievement! So it's coming as a bit of a shock that this coming Saturday I'm going to turn thirty-one. Here's an random analogy which might explain the sensation a bit - you climb Everest and you're terribly proud of yourself and then suddenly you turn around and the mountain's grown another few thousand feet. And then some nutter with a whip turns out and makes you start climbing. Or maybe it should be that you're on a sledge going down a steep ravine and you can see the end in sight and the sledge slows down and frankly you're a bit relieved, but then you've got slightly too much momentum and you end up zooming right past the relatively flat bit and down <i>yet another ravine</i>. It's kind of like that.</p>
<p>Hmm. Anyway - it would seem cheap to direct people towards <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/wishlist/SZ1SD6QIYWH3/026-1868482-2104439">my wishlist</a>, and god knows I'm not a cheap man. So, obviously, I won't be doing that... No sirree. I'll just stand here patiently making knowing looks and whistling to myself... Ho hum...</p>
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AUTHOR: Martin Wisse
EMAIL: plasticbag@cloggie.org
IP: 62.58.35.2
URL: http://www.cloggie.org/wissewords/
DATE: 07/14/2003 10:19:27 AM
If you were a cheap man, the gifts wouldn't be so expensive!
Happy birthday, I'll spare you the singing.
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@magnetbox.com
IP: 209.98.64.2
URL: http://www.magnetbox.com
DATE: 07/14/2003 02:14:28 PM
Just so you know, as I recently found out, the <a href="http://forums.prospero.com/am-assocdevxml/messages?msg=1664.2">official word from Amazon</a> on how to link to an Amazon wishlist is:
http://www.amazon.com/o/redirect?tag=[associate-tag]&path=registry/[wishlistID]
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AUTHOR: Ben
EMAIL: ben@magnetbox.com
IP: 209.98.64.2
URL: http://www.magnetbox.com
DATE: 07/14/2003 02:15:59 PM
Oh, and happy birthday.
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AUTHOR: Graybo
EMAIL: graybo@grayblog.co.uk
IP: 81.131.155.237
URL: http://www.grayblog.co.uk
DATE: 07/14/2003 04:27:22 PM
Speaking as someone who is spending a fair amount of time "consoling" a significant someone who has her 31st on Thursday, I know you are not alone. But, as someone who cruised through the non-event of 32 in May, I can say that it is just something that is part of being a 30something, and probably becomes less consequential with time. I know it almost sounds trite to say this, but what difference does age make? Or getting older for that matter? Will you be any different on Monday next week to the way you are today? Doubt it somehow - perhaps in a little small way, one of those tiny steps we take as we gradually change on the path through life, but not some big significant change.
As I look at my older 30something friends, and the 40somethings too, I think that it all just gets better. In hindsight, the 20s were pants. Perhaps if I had known then what I know now, I might have made better use of those years, but then again, going through them in the way I did informed me and shaped me into the fat balding bloke I am now.
Anyway, have a good day Tom.
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AUTHOR: bk
EMAIL: 8@sense8.org
IP: 216.13.235.162
URL: http://www.humancargo.net
DATE: 07/14/2003 05:55:25 PM
Things definitely get better the further you go. I just turned 30 recently too. On one hand it's a little scary that so much life as gone under the bridge already, but I can't say I would have done anything differently had I the chance. I got through my 20s as best I could. Things are better today than they ever were. Here's to the future always getting better, never worse. Happy b'day, Tom.
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AUTHOR: John
EMAIL: shatnerian@hotmail.com
IP: 206.47.209.227
URL: http://shatnerian.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/14/2003 06:23:07 PM
You and I share the same birthday, apparently. So Happy Birthday to us. I've got one year on you so I'll be 32 on Saturday.
I used to think life would stop at 18, then 21, then 25, then 30. I just kept moving the bar. Now I can finally envision getting old. It's odd. You start envisioning what would be the sexiest way to go bald ("Jean-Luc Picard, yeah that'll work. I just need to lose 50 pounds").
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AUTHOR: Suw
EMAIL: suw.charman@ntlworld.com
IP: 62.253.96.40
URL: http://chocnvodka.blog-city.com/
DATE: 07/14/2003 06:46:25 PM
30 is one of those sort of 'woohoo' birthdays - big party, lots of presents, all very landmarkish. 31 is more 'Wait! 31 did you say? How did that happen? I don't remember signing up for a 31! I thought I'd just stay, y'know, 30...'. 32, on the other hand, is when you look back longingly at 30 and wonder where everything went wrong and, in particular, what happened to that really big pay cheque you thought was in the post.
Still, at least I'm now at the age when looking younger than I actually am no longer results in my being ejected from bars. I had wondered at what age 'Gosh I thought you were a lot younger' would turn from being an insult into being a compliment, and it seems 32 is it.
Happy birthday, Tom. Have a good one and just remember that you can start lying about your age now.
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AUTHOR: Gert
EMAIL: Gert@REMOVEmadmusingsof.me.uk
IP: 217.44.178.57
URL: http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/weblog
DATE: 07/15/2003 12:07:36 AM
35 is when it starts getting good. Trust me. There's so much I no longer care about it, and i can look at youngsters with a benign pity. I'm comfortable where I am. I am beginning to become myself.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 65.49.49.85
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/15/2003 01:01:20 AM
And I thought I was old when I turned 20 last month... but seriously, what it's taught me is that age is just a number we assign ourselves. Age, like all things can be relative.
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Gavin Bell
EMAIL: me@gavinbell.com
IP: 62.49.28.22
URL: http://takeoneonion.org
DATE: 07/17/2003 09:06:04 PM
Happy Birthday Tom. Gert's comment is lovely. I'm getting older too, at the end of the month I'll be 32. Since I've turned 30 I've become a lot more thoughtful. I can relate very well to the mountain metaphor, it feels like you have a base camp and keep having to climb mountains and sometimes get pulled out of crevasses.
In your 30s (and I guess 40s too) life doesn't stop throwing things at you, it changes though, maybe <a href="http://takeoneonion.org/archives/000217.html#000217">the dreaminess fades</a>.
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AUTHOR: Charlie B.
EMAIL: HereInside2003@aol.com
IP: 172.187.3.146
URL: http://hereinside.blogspot.com
DATE: 07/19/2003 01:07:39 PM
Happy Birthday Tom - and no comments about your attachment status! Age is mellowing you! Ahhh... age and gays. You're already old enough for many 16-22 year olds to start treating you with hurtful disdain, or even ruling out any contact with you at all on principle. Yet how young you look to me with almost 15 years on you. (The melancholy turns serious...) But gay gays don't help one another out enough with the meaning and experience of ageing (as for our straight siblings world literature and national culture, parents, children, in-laws all do). Looking back from 45 my thirties now appear to be the very prime of life -- physically strong, fit, slim, and great in leather; aware, experienced, easy-going; popular, personally powerful, confident; still full of potential and opportunity. So where are the achievements? They must be there. I didn't even meet my lover of 11 years until I was 34. So your birthday's a chance for me to talk about me... Not completely: all the very very best to you Tom, and lots of love from Charlie.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: Coates vs. Watson...
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 1
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DATE: 07/15/2003 12:58:50 AM
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<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/coates_versus_watson.jpg" width="200" height="164" class="image" alt="Tom Coates vs Tom Watson" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px" />From Palace of Westminster to The West Wing in one bus ride... I'm too exhausted to write much about the Vox Politics event in the House of Commons that I attended earlier this evening - I'll leave in depth discussion of that until tomorrow, I think. But in the meantime, the collaboratively annotated Hydra document from the event is worth reading (and <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/VoxPolitics.txt">online</a>) and here's a picture from later in the evening when <a href="http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/">Tom Watson</a> (MP for West Bromwich East) met Tom Coates (Minister for Weblogging Affairs) down the Westminster Arms. All through the power of interhighwebnet.</p>
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AUTHOR: Robin
EMAIL: robingrant@tribalddb.co.uk
IP: 193.133.98.226
URL: http://www.perfect.co.uk/
DATE: 07/15/2003 10:50:28 AM
Heh. It came out quite well...
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TITLE: VoxPolitics Event Linkage
URL: http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/2003_07_01_archive.php#105821117406178484
IP: 64.239.11.193
BLOG NAME: LinkMachineGo
DATE: 07/15/2003 08:18:28 AM
Notes from Vox Politics Event
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TITLE: WiFi and Hydra at Westminster
URL: http://takeoneonion.org/archives/000215.html
IP: 194.153.168.159
BLOG NAME: take one onion
DATE: 07/15/2003 01:17:20 PM
Last night at the VoxPolitics event I used Hydra to take notes with Tom and Euan amongst others, Tom has posted the notes we wrote along with a brief reaction to the event. Unlike Euan I wasn't sharp enough to actually blog
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TITLE: Between bloggers and their employers (2)
URL: http://blog.mathemagenic.com/2003/07/16.html#a672
IP: 130.89.167.145
BLOG NAME: Mathemagenic
DATE: 08/04/2003 08:02:22 PM
<p>From notes of the <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/VoxPolitics.txt">Voxpolitics event on blogs and politics</a> (I have no idea what it was, you can start digging in from </p>
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TITLE: Web and Westminster
URL: http://thisispomo.org/leftlog/archives/001766.php
IP: 64.21.147.60
BLOG NAME: politX
DATE: 07/06/2004 12:00:54 PM
A little feedback from last night's Voxpolitics seminar in Westminster, which I attended and found very useful in places. Though I couldn't help thinking that some of the speakers were a little off-beam, and would have liked to have seen...
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
TITLE: On empty, dreary bitching...
STATUS: Publish
ALLOW COMMENTS: 1
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ALLOW PINGS: 1
PRIMARY CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
CATEGORY: Personal Publishing
DATE: 07/15/2003 08:22:38 AM
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<p>Two people who - as usual - have managed to find specious grounds to bitch about the weblogging event at the House of Parliament yesterday: (1) <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/69/31716.html">Andrew Orlowski</a> (2) Simon Kent (hitherto) from <a href="http://2lmc.org/spool/id/2981">2lmc.org</a>. Some people seem to be able to find Andrew's permanently dribbling bile gland entertaining - and a few seem to find it genuinely informative - presumably in the way that people who want to have their prejudices confirmed get value from the Daily Mail. I have quite a lot of trouble with this way of reading - "Well, he confirms my prejudices, so he <i>must</i> be right" - just as I have trouble with him continuing to reference previous work of his even when pretty much every 'fact' inside that 'work' has been been demonstrated to be full of (at best) unsupported speculation and at worst demonstrably wrong.</p>
<p>It's almost not worth engaging with the body of this latest piece, except to say that while Andrew is bitching (yet again) about how useless weblogs are and how politicians must find the whole thing ridiculous, said politicians are talking at events in the House of Commons (like this one) explaining how useful they're finding them.</p>
<p>As to <a href="http://2lmc.org/spool/id/2981">Simon Kent</a>, I think it's this kind of determined negativity and workaday sniping that pisses me off the most about debates like this. I'll be honest - I simply don't think I'm able to understand the type of person who gets pleasure out of such dreary, repetitive, contentless complaining. More precisely, I <i>really</i> don't understand the idea that there is much in the way of meaningful <i>qualitative</i> data (are they shit or not) about people that can be derived from simply grouping together everyone who uses the same tool no matter what said people plan to do with it. I mean if a fishmonger buys a mobile phone and a nuclear scientist buys a similar mobile phone, does that make them "Mophers", who can be easily dismissed as a group of weirdos and idiots? Of course not - and why? Because we are able to see that the tool is valuable and useful (even as it is profoundly simple in concept) and that it could facilitate every kind of speech from shouting about the price of fish to discussing atomic physics. The irony of the whole thing is that Simon (and <a href="http://www.2lmc.org">2lmc</a>) perpetually demonstrate their own discomfort with people who make these kinds of insanely vacuous value judgments when - despite the fact thay run sites that are patently weblogs - they <a href="http://hitherto.net/not_a_damn_blog/"> continually deny that they're in any way associated with them</a>. Why? Because fundamentally they're finding the form useful while not wanting to be associated with (or subsumed within) the stereotypes (that they themselves perpetrate) of the collective. To which I can only reply - hopefully with only the most complicit of irones - join the damn club...</p>
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AUTHOR: Waxy
EMAIL: waxy20@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.160.114
URL:
DATE: 07/15/2003 09:34:12 AM
"I simply don't think I'm able to understand the type of person who gets pleasure out of such dreary, repetitive, contentless complaining."
Hello pot, meet Mr Kettle.
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AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 82.43.194.115
URL: http://www.gaygeeks.org
DATE: 07/15/2003 09:37:55 AM
Count me in the "perpetually entertained" camp; this running bitchfight between you and Mr. Orlowski makes me giggle. Orlowski actually says that bloggers can't get a date in his latest article; I think the next logical level of ridicule is for to both post photoshopped pictures of each other. I suggest a simian theme.
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AUTHOR: Tim
EMAIL: tim@bloggerheads.com
IP: 62.3.67.17
URL: http://www.bloggerheads.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 10:21:30 AM
A simian theme? Pah! You can't go wrong with good old-fashioned nudity.
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AUTHOR: Phil
EMAIL: phil@gyford.com
IP: 195.26.97.140
URL: http://www.gyford.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 11:55:27 AM
Last Sunday's Doonesbury is, I fear, quite relevant to the Orlowski vs everyone-I-think-of-as-sane debate. And funny too!
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20030713
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AUTHOR: hitherto
EMAIL: simon@hitherto.net
IP: 213.208.67.50
URL: http://hitherto.net
DATE: 07/15/2003 01:15:53 PM
Since I'll agree that last night's spool rant was fairly directionless, I've had a stab at explaining my thoughts a little more coherently at http://hitherto.net/content/writing/essays/nadb2.xml
I'm not getting as much sleep as I should right now, so it may still not be as clear as I'd like. But there you go...
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AUTHOR: John H
EMAIL: john@handelaar.org
IP: 82.68.20.85
URL: http://handelaar.org
DATE: 07/15/2003 01:40:37 PM
You know that the spool thing is just the output of an IRC channel, right?
Seems a wee bit incongruous to argue with Orlowski about his whining over imperfections in the blog 'style', and then having a rather over-long pop because people ranted in IRC. (I mean, what else is IRC *for* ?)
Aaaand, for the record, I'll register an opinion that in order to count as a blogger, Simon would really have to have made more than a half dozen entries on his site in 2 years.
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AUTHOR: russell higgs
EMAIL: familyofbreath@ratservers.co.uk
IP: 217.42.135.95
URL: http://www.conformandobey.co.uk/2003_07_13_blogarch.html#105827289833491285
DATE: 07/15/2003 02:04:10 PM
however, last night's blog discussion in the houses of p was fairly dull don't you think. did the wi-fi add anything to it other than "yippee we're online inside parliament with the first wi-fi connection"? the discussion was rooted in extreme short-termism, no real implications of change discussed. and there was that annoying romantic assumption that when mps start to blog they'll have to be more 'real". while you tom are such a funny drama queen, much loudly mimed facial exasperation etc
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AUTHOR: mark simpkins
EMAIL: mark@nodalpoints.org
IP: 132.185.240.13
URL: http://www.nodalpoints.org
DATE: 07/15/2003 02:27:55 PM
humm, why did no one suggest that everyone get in touch with their mp and suggest to them that they look at weblogs. offer their help in either showing what was possible or even setting it up?
i have emailed my mp with just such a suggestion. it did feel a bit like no one was willing to take the leap last night, but people were willing to talk about how long they had been blogging.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 02:59:17 PM
When I saw this post I was thinking 'don't feed the trolls', but hitherto's linked response is a useful outcome of this tiny spatlet: reasonable points, soberly made. But Simon/hitherto, while I have some sympathy for your position (although protesting against new words all too often appears Daily Telegraph-ish), there is a useful outcome of the blog movement, too.
Yes, the concept goes back to the beginning of the Web; the last chapter of Tim Berners-Lee's Weaving the Web (1999) puts that beyond any doubt. It's really just a new word to describe what he wanted the Web to be all along: a place where anybody could publish their ideas and findings as they occurred, allowing all sorts of new linkages to form. But in the second half of the nineties, that vision was so overwhelmed by the rise of commercial brochure sites that the world needed reminding that the Web isn't just a variant on traditional publishing with the same old constraints and gatekeepers. Sometimes it takes new words and new descriptions to focus our attention on what's already there.
You said, in your first essay on the subject, 'Blogs are fundamentally no different to the personal websites that have been made so easy by the likes of Geocities since 1996 or so.' Maybe so, but how many of those Geocities sites grew beyond a few pages built in a first flush of activity? A minority, I'd bet. When people are thinking in terms of 'building a site', the temptation is to tackle it like any other one-off project: in, build it, done, out (all those animated gifs of men-at-work signs). But when the tools they use and the rhetoric of the form stress the open-endedness of what they're doing, the constant changingness of it, they'll approach it in a different spirit. True, they still might not stick at it, but they'll have engaged more with one of the major strengths (and weaknesses) of the Web - its transience - than they would have if they'd bunged up a picture of their cat and left it at that.
You clearly have an appreciation for the finer points of rhetoric and the subtle cut and thrust of civilised debate (to wit: 'DO SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY OF WORTH YOU STUPID, POINTLESS, SELF-IMPORTANT, DULL, TEDIOUS, MINDLESS *FUCKS*'). Surprising, then, that you miss the rhetorical significance of all this. Any 'new' Web 'movement' that wakes up the media and (just perhaps) the masses to the potential of all those PCs and all those internet connections and all those 10MB accounts of free webspace given out with all those net connections and all those ideas and observations in all those people's heads in all those countries, cities, homes and offices is a good thing in my book.
These stupid, pointless, self-important, dull, tedious, mindless fucks have collectively built a rhetorical, technological and cultural edifice without which a great many 'things of worth' would not have been made. And if you haven't noticed what those are yet, you're too busy bristling at a trivial neologism to pay attention.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 03:00:54 PM
Dammit, I forgot Tom's comments munge the paragraph breaks. A more reader-friendly version will be posted at my joint soonish.
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AUTHOR: hitherto
EMAIL: simon@hitherto.net
IP: 213.208.67.50
URL: http://hitherto.net
DATE: 07/15/2003 03:57:32 PM
Rory - I enjoy exploring the full range of rhetorical forms, from (I hope) fairly erudite, reasoned explorations of a subject right down to ranting drunkenly on an IRC-fed linklog late at night. Life's rich tapestry and all that... The chief problem I have with your argument is that, yes, the format of blogs makes it easy to publish a site, but it doesn't make it any easier to create anything of significance. To use your analogy, too many of the blogs I see are the effective equivalent of someone posting a picture of their cat, and then doing exactly the same thing again and again each day. I'm also sceptical that blogs will actually wake up "the masses". Certainly to date, despite media coverage, I know of no-one with a blog who isn't extremely technically literate and in touch with the entire internet/geek scene on a daily basis. I guess this is really part of the problem I have - the significance of blogs is stated again and again all over the place, but it really is too early to tell where the format will go. There's a general tendency these days to pronounce something's historical significance in the present, when only a decent period of time can tell us what is historically significant. Get back to me on this in 30 years or so :)
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AUTHOR: Tom Hume
EMAIL: tom@futureplatforms.com
IP: 212.135.62.211
URL: http://www.tomhume.org
DATE: 07/15/2003 04:22:22 PM
Isn't one of the problems with blogs that they're compared with other publishing mechanisms?
I mean, it's common for publications to justify their validity on the basis of their readership figures ("4 million readers can't be wrong"). But using this thinking to evaluate weblogs just isn't appropriate imho.
Who cares if most weblogs are only of interest to a tiny number of people? I know that many of the entries on my own blog are read by between 4 and 5 people, but that's fine: those are the 4 or 5 people who I'm writing them for.
Sure, some blogs will have greater appeal: and that's fine too. But denigrating weblogs because they're introspective is like declaring the bicycle pointless because we have oil tankers.
And I *like* looking at pictures of kittens on other peoples weblogs!
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: matt@frownland.com
IP: 82.39.112.57
URL: http://www.frownland.com
DATE: 07/15/2003 04:52:38 PM
Hitherto wrote: To use your analogy, too many of the blogs I see are the effective equivalent of someone posting a picture of their cat, and then doing exactly the same thing again and again each day. [snip]
This is a hypothetical situation, but what if everyone posted very useful information to their blogs, for example, details of how to connect a P800 phone to an iBook via bluetooth, would you be so critical of them then?
I believe one of the best things you can do as a blogger is post this kind of specific information, or about subjects you have specialist knowledge of.
I like the idea that weblogs allow us to collectively contribute to the web like this; it's like putting coins in a money-box; the blog posts are the coins, the money-box is the wealth of information that can be tapped into. The blog format is simply the mechanism that allows this to happen.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 05:54:35 PM
(Sorry Tom. Hope you're enjoying this, or at least ignoring it...) Hitherto - "yes, the format of blogs makes it easy to publish a site, but it doesn't make it any easier to create anything of significance". It doesn't make it easier to create if you assume that creativity is something people either have or they haven't - I'm not sure I'd agree with that; and I'm not sure how valuable one's 'latent creativity' is when it comes to actual *creation*. Highly creative people can end up creating very little, depending on their circumstances; while less creative people can create a lot that others value. ¶ While it might be true that blogging doesn't "make it any easier to create anything of significance", it may well be that it *does* make it easier for things of significance *to be created*, in general. Screw it, I'm in rhetorical mode here, so I'll drop the equivocation: without the weblog phenomenon, all sorts of great things that are currently on the Web would not be. The habit of writing regularly for an audience has spurred webloggers to post things which they would otherwise have left in a bottom drawer, out of the public eye, inside their heads, or wherever; and some of those are *good* things that deserve an audience. Even if they might one day have got them "out there" in a different form - which is less likely if they don't consider themselves to be particularly creative - the fact of posting them sooner rather than later means that they spend longer in the public eye, are enjoyed by more people, and have a better chance of being appreciated at a time when their creator could most use some encouragement. ¶ Look, I was once a skeptic; I had a personal site for a year before I tried blogging, even while I watched the nascent efforts of early bloggers like our host. And I'm still something of a skeptic - my site isn't just a blog, in fact is predominantly not a blog, and I usually think of myself as a website creator (writer, artist, whatever) rather than a blogger. But I've written a quarter of a million carefully-chosen words under the guise of 'blog', a great many of which would not have been written otherwise; and some people have quite enjoyed them. Forget the shameless self-promotion, though: go and read tailorstoday.com, or izzlepfaff.com, or defectiveyeti.com - the whole thing, their entire archives - and come back and tell me that nothing good has come out of the form. ¶ Honestly, getting back to you "in 30 years or so" would be *pointless*, a missed opportunity - this moment will have passed, these people will have gone, and you will not have enjoyed their work when it was fresh and vital; it'd be like arguing about whether or not there was any merit in 30-year old television shows that you didn't bother to watch when they were new because they were on the wrong channel. ¶ Speaking as one fellow creator to another - because I see you're writing a novel, writing poetry, and so on - I can only say, try it for yourself. Or if you don't want to try it (which is perfectly reasonable - it does take up time you might want to spend in other ways, like writing a novel), then reserve your judgement. Don't just snipe from the sidelines; how pointless is that? I'm not a ballet dancer, and I don't go to the ballet, so why would I waste my time railing about the use of the word 'ballet' to describe what is obviously (obviously!) a form of dance? ¶ I'm not saying it's a revolution; the revolution is the Web, not this small slice of it. But the growing phenomenon of personal websites, regularly updated, whether they're called blogs or whatever else, is worth celebrating - and if that means a few cheerleaders celebrating their day in Parliament, then more power to them.
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AUTHOR: Rory
EMAIL: rory@speedysnail.com
IP: 194.81.244.110
URL: http://speedysnail.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 06:06:44 PM
Damn, needed another edit. For: "It doesn't make it easier to create if you assume that creativity is something people either have or they haven't - I'm not sure I'd agree with that", read: "It might not make it easier to create, assuming that creativity is something people either have or they haven't - although I'm not sure I'd agree that's how creativity works"
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 157.136.21.88
URL: http://meettheg.com
DATE: 07/15/2003 06:12:46 PM
I don't think it matters what you write. It could be tech, crap, cats or cornhole....nevermind. If it's on the 'net then it gets scraped, it pops up on the engines of God and you have little control over it unless you ban all the bots. Drifting. There may be hundreds of thousands of 'logs out there but it wouldn't make any difference if they all wrote good or bad crap. They get found very easily and they do diffuse the 'airwaves'. Whether the content deserves to be there is up to the 'consumer' and I find it interesting that the surfer, the wanderer is not mentioned at all in these discussions. Blogs talking about blogs is ...well ... narcissism. Isn't that what all 'logs are about?
I think it's a certainty that blogs influence other 'loggers, this meeting was supposed to be about blogs opening up debate. But, when the mic is handled by (us) the 'blog world order' how democratic is that? Does everyone have to 'log away for it to be democratic? Methinks there's problems in this approach.
I know it's ironic (literal), I have a 'log. It just amplifies my schizoid personality. Criticism is good.
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.164.200
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/15/2003 07:36:22 PM
Okay I haven't read every comment that has been posted here so far because, to be honest, you're all far too long-winded (sarcasm alert!) but it does seem, just from a glance mind you, that everyone is missing the point. 'Weblog' is just a noun to describe a particular method of writing for the web, really. The weblog phenomenon, and weblogs themselves, are two distinct things entirely. Just because I have a weblog, it doesn't mean I'm going to change the world. It's like comparing a state-of-the-art mountain bike to a penny farthing - they're both bicycles, they're both representative of a major social/technological breakthrough, but that doesn't mean they're on the same level. I'm sure I could write an essay about this if I were properly motivated (which I might do, I have a lot of time on my hands) and the bicycle analogy is kind of absurd, I admit, but I think I'm making a point here somewhere.
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AUTHOR: Ed
EMAIL: ed@edrants.com
IP: 12.99.104.155
URL: http://www.edrants.com
DATE: 07/15/2003 09:50:59 PM
On one level, this whole debate is really just a bunch of bombastic chefs staring at a chicken sandwich and arguing over whether to call it a canape. In the end, most people will probably just call it a chicken sandwich. And the chefs, brawling in an empty kitchen, will be ignored by sensible people who will eat and enjoy the sandwich, blasphemous ingredients and all.
On another level, it's another round of "you can't be negative"/"I'm okay, you're okay" political correctness and its unnecessary "yes I can" responses that fan the flames of hindered expression, and encourage people not to point out what's wrong with the world -- the kind of dainty balderdash that seems to be encouraged in this age of Bush and Blair complacency.
Good God, people, if you're trying for the blog equivalent of a Vidal-Mailer fight, then you're hopelessly tepid. Wake me up when people are fighting about something important.
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AUTHOR: Martin
EMAIL: martin@copydesk.co.uk
IP: 195.92.168.169
URL: http://www.copydesk.co.uk
DATE: 07/15/2003 11:58:29 PM
There's a simple solution to this:
stop reading his weblog. Stop referencing him - and with a bit of luck, he'll fade away.
I'd highly recommend the same treatment for people like Bill Thompson too.
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AUTHOR: tom
EMAIL: tom@infovore.org
IP: 195.195.40.250
URL: http://www.infovore.org
DATE: 07/16/2003 10:02:19 AM
MacDara: "'Weblog' is just a noun to describe a particular method of writing for the web, really." Well, no. There's lots of websites - magazines, criticisms, reviews, creative writing sites (fray, upsideclown: these are NOT weblogs) - out there which are clearly writing for the web and are clearly not weblogs. Is Salon a weblog? Emphatically not. It's a lot more specific than that. Yes, the "weblog phenomenon" and "the weblog" are separate things, but we can't go around labelling everything blogs willynilly (as there is a tendency to do at the moment). I'm at work and don't quite have time to construct a decent explanation of what "weblog" is, but it is FAR more than merely "writing for the web".
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 213.202.160.103
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/16/2003 07:14:24 PM
In response to tom, in all fairness I intended an emphasis on 'method' rather than just 'writing for the web', and by method I mean the sequential publishing of individualised chunks of data, whether these are single hyperlinks or a linkless essays. (I'm coming at this from both a philosophical and information science perspective: there should be a taxonomy of weblogs, some sort of subject heading list.) In this respect, I would consider sites such as Upsideclown to fall under the main 'weblog' umbrella, even though they are not strictly weblogs (they're self-contained; not part of the blogosphere conversation, so to speak). I know I could explain myself better, but it's uncomfortably humid here and I don't have any air conditioning.
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AUTHOR: Tempest
EMAIL: tempest_22@hotmail.com
IP: 80.193.221.252
URL:
DATE: 07/18/2003 12:10:04 AM
"To use your analogy, too many of the blogs I see are the effective equivalent of someone posting a picture of their cat, and then doing exactly the same thing again and again each day." <a href="http://www.blogjam.com">As if that's not the only problem...</a>
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URL: http://www.adam.tinworth.name/archives/000095.html
IP: 217.206.220.154
BLOG NAME: One Man & His Blog
DATE: 07/15/2003 02:39:47 PM
Well, the seminar last night was excellent, even if it was preaching to the converted. I'll write up my thoughts later on, but you might like to look at the meeting notes, the manifesto prepared for the event and Voxpolitics' write-up. The BBC covered ...
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<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm">Masturbation cuts cancer risk</a>: "Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk." [via a triumphalist IM from <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home">Matt</a>]</p>
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AUTHOR: mike
EMAIL: mikejla@btinternet.com
IP: 217.39.46.222
URL: http://www.troubleddiva.com
DATE: 07/17/2003 06:02:13 PM
If this is confirmed, then I guess there will have to be a public information campaign, complete with celebrity endorsements etc. Wonder who they'll rope in? (And why does Robbie Williams immediately spring to mind?) Oh, this could be so good...
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AUTHOR: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com
EMAIL: jmetcalf@8bitjoystick.com
IP: 140.178.33.123
URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/
DATE: 07/17/2003 06:11:13 PM
That is the best news I have read all week. I think they should have George Michels do PSA.
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 216.254.181.163
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/18/2003 08:36:23 PM
I can picture the headlines now: "How to 'beat' cancer"
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AUTHOR: LoneAggie
EMAIL: loneaggie@hotmail.com
IP: 67.30.32.173
URL: http://loneaggie.10500bc.org/
DATE: 07/19/2003 03:22:43 AM
I couldn't believe the headline when I saw it on CNN the other day. We were in a restaurant and I almost spit out my food.
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AUTHOR: melonn
EMAIL: a@b.com
IP: 62.252.224.6
URL:
DATE: 07/19/2003 01:23:18 PM
It's good for your arm muscles too...
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AUTHOR: Bryan
EMAIL: bryan@thesamis.net
IP: 65.49.49.85
URL: http://www.thesamis.net
DATE: 07/20/2003 06:21:05 AM
Another thing to consider is whether they've possibly mixed up the cause and effect in this study. For all we know, men who are less likely to develop cancer masturbate more because they're healthier - not vice versa.
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AUTHOR: Dil
EMAIL: he23ejtoi@aol.com
IP: 195.93.33.9
URL:
DATE: 08/26/2003 01:59:41 PM
When i read this on your site, I coulden't believ what i was actuall readind.
It's very good news, I think i better start doing more often
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.128.139.183
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 08/26/2003 07:05:26 PM
Looks a bit like you were doing it while you were typing that!
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URL: http://perso.all-3rd.net/manu/blog/archives/000101.html
IP: 217.128.219.173
BLOG NAME: blog out
DATE: 07/17/2003 03:55:41 PM
La masturbation r�duit les risques de cancer : "Les hommes pourraient r�duire le risque de cancer de la prostate en se masturbant r�guli�rement, sugg�rent les chercheurs. Selon eux, des cellules canc�rig�nes pourraient se d�velopper dans la prostate si...
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URL: http://www.dekay.org/blogs/dekay/archives/week_2003_07_20.html#000056
IP: 81.209.148.146
BLOG NAME: tango, the world and I
DATE: 07/21/2003 11:17:17 AM
"Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may n...
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0108247/2003/07/25.html#a418
IP: 67.125.40.48
BLOG NAME: for the sake of clarity - The Digital Tavern
DATE: 08/08/2003 06:36:44 AM
Ever notice how the media and medical mavens describe symptoms of new diseases that have evaded the control of modern medicine? Things likeSARs, West Nile Virus, Monkey whatever, even AIDs? Victims describe feeling "flu like symptoms." Makes a guy wond...
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URL: http://blogs.it/0100214/2003/07/23.html#a1252
IP: 194.185.220.115
BLOG NAME: 4 Banalitaten
DATE: 08/16/2003 01:38:55 PM
Ancora eccellenti notizie. <a href="http://www.repubblica.it/2003/g/sezioni/esteri/iraqattac/saddam/saddam.html">Udai/Qusai</a>? No, quella mi rende semplicemente euforico. Questa invece � grandiosa. La
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<p>I've been reading Blair's speech to Congress (<a href=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3076253.stm">page one</a> / <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3076309.stm">page two</a>), and I think my first reaction is that it's an interesting combination of jingoism, liberalism, pragmatism and self-love. The bits that are a bit craw-sticking are the fawning tones - even when they're only preludes to more serious comments.</p>
<blockquote>"Let me also express my gratitude to President Bush. Through the troubled times since 11 September changed our world, we have been allies and friends. Thank you, Mr President, for your leadership."</blockquote>
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<p>What have I done this weekend? I've driven (mostly with Nick and <a href="http://www.kitschbitch.com">Katy</a>) about three hundred and fifty miles. I've taken my friends to a Norwich gay bar full of army fetishists. I've smashed things with my Hulk Hands. I've chased <a href="http://www.momorgan.com">Mo</a> around a garden. I've turned thirty-one, cooked a massive breakfast, fed baby lambs and goats, been scared by a turkey, eaten fudge, laughed at cups with puppy heads, bought tons and tons of meat, ploughed a boat into shallow waters, cooked steak on a barbecue, watched an eighties sunset, snapped at a friend, watched music videos, eaten watermelon for breakfast, watched <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0047577">This Island Earth</a>, cleaned like I've never cleaned before, become obsessed by the sky, eaten hamburgers by the ton, connected to a wifi node in Primrose Hill to check film times, took a high-speed trip to Tottenham Court Road to watch The Hulk, but missed the film, drank a Caipirinha and drove home. Wrote stuff. Became really tired. Went to sleep.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com/dparchives/004220.html#comments">Mr Hammersley</a>, I'm currently playing with version 1.1.1 of everyone's favourite collaborative editing tool <a href="http://www.versiontracker.com/php/dlpage.php?id=18956&db=mac&kind=0&lnk=http://hydra.globalse.org/Hydra.dmg">Hydra</a>. The big change? There's now a built in live-updating HTML preview facility. Some of the implications are fairly obvious - you can now easily collaborate on the writing of web pages in all their glory. Less obvious is the fact that you can now collaboratively write notes <i>in</i> HTML - which could make the composition of semantically well-constructed collaborative writing that can be easily web-published easier than ever... I'm fascinated...</p>
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AUTHOR: Mike
EMAIL: mike@americantypewriter.org
IP: 216.205.224.11
URL: http://www.americantypewriter.org
DATE: 07/23/2003 05:28:58 PM
I know how you feel about having to use a PC at work...but I don't feel sorry for you, because I'm in the same boat. I haven't even touched a PC in almost a year, save for fixing my grandmother's when her "email broke", but now that I've been interning at 20th Century Fox, I've had to use a PC everyday for two months. I'm just now getting used to clicking the close button using the right hand side instead of the left.
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AUTHOR: Unxmaal
EMAIL: foo@bar.com
IP: 68.155.197.200
URL: http://unxmaal.com
DATE: 07/24/2003 07:50:57 AM
If the reason you must use a PC at work is to access the corporate Exchange server, there are many alternate solutions.
I first suggest checking to see if there is web access to email. Many corp Exchange servers are configured to be accessible via http.
Second, install the Microsoft Remote Desktop client onto your iBook, then RDC into your PC workstation. It's suitably fast over a LAN, and even running fullscreen it can be minimized/hidden like any other app.
Third, procure a copy of VirtualPC, install Win98 on it, and use Outlook to retrieve your mail.
Last, and most advanced: if you're truly hardcore, install Fink, install the Ximian Evolution package. (I haven't actually gotten this to work, and if you do, I'll be much impressed).
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URL: http://www.charleshartman.org/mt/archives/2003/07/22/hydra_baby.html
IP: 66.33.208.8
BLOG NAME: charleshartman.org
DATE: 07/23/2003 02:55:14 AM
Mr. Coates points out that Mr. Hammersley has pointed out what I am now also pointing out: the most lovely text editor, Hydra has reached version 1.1.1 and now includes live updating HTML previewing. (Yes, exactly, how flipping cool is...
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TITLE: Oh Hateful Windows!
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<p>Until I started my new job at the BBC - with the exception of miserably short stints in cyber-cafés and the like - I hadn't used a Windows PC in getting on for two years. Now I'm compelled to. My work e-mail is only accessible if I persuade the hated beast to allow me access. Worse still is the effect this has on my <a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/javascript/2002/01/01/cory.html">outboard brain</a> - that place where my articulation of ideas occurs, that home of recorded impression. My iBook hippocampus - the component of my prostheses that deals specifically with the creation of memory - has been hacked from the network and sits like a thousand pound brick by my desk all day.</p>
<p>As a result my extended connections to my social network - mediated through my alien stone, my totem computer - continue to atrophy. My sense of what's going on around me is collapsing. I'm no longer sitting at the centre of the Panopticon. Instead I'm peripheral. What is central is the urinal of Windows machinery that, if I am thirsty for information, I must drink from. The internet that squeezes its way through task managers, continual crashing and word processors in browsers is not an internet I'm familiar with. It's an ill-formed, thick and sticky horror - like Roast Lamb gone cold and congealed with fat. Coughed up by a used car salesman.</p>
<p>Or maybe the shame is that I'm beginning to get used to it...</p>
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IP: 66.33.213.10
BLOG NAME: Listen to Musak
DATE: 07/29/2003 08:00:28 PM
I am always impressed by the loyalty of the Mac user. How have they built such a great brand?
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<p>The awesome stairs of Broadcasting House...</p>
<p><img src="http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/stairs_of_broadcasting_hous.jpg" width="400" height="300" class="image" alt="The awesome stairs of Broadcasting House" /></p>
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URL: http://www.quernstone.com/archives/000239.html
IP: 66.33.197.11
BLOG NAME: Jonathan Sanderson's Weblog
DATE: 07/23/2003 10:43:20 PM
Tom Coates has similar problems with Windows. It's surprising how much one's desktop influences the thoughts one has. At least
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URL: http://www.sparklefluff.com/blatantoptimism/archive/000641.html
IP: 209.68.1.175
BLOG NAME: Blatant Optimism
DATE: 11/05/2003 10:41:16 AM
At the risk of turning into Tom Coates, I must say there is something rather wonderful about looking out of my new office (for the next week-and-a-bit anyway) in the big LWT tower on the South Bank*, down onto the...
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<p>On <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/war/coldwar/cambridge_spies_01.shtml">The Cambridge Spies</a>: "In a dirty bogus business, riddled with deceit, manipulation and betrayal, an intelligence service maintains it sanity by developing its own concept of what it believes to be the truth. Those agents who confirm this perceived truth - even if it is wrong - prosper. Those who deny it - even if they are right - fall under suspicion." It all sounds terribly familiar. Perhaps internet punditry is the new espionage?</p>
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<p>Another quote from The Cambridge Spies because I got it for my birthday and I'm watching it again because I <i>really</i> enjoyed it last time...</p>
<blockquote><b>Queen:</b> "Never trust a man with a bad moustache. Homosexualists never have moustaches... Have you noticed? I think it's a <i>signal</i>... To other chaps... 'Look! No moustache! Come and get me!' Ponces and spies, Anthony. The people with the most to hide never have moustaches. So which are you, Anthony? Ponce or spy?"</blockquote>
<blockquote><b>Anthony Blunt:</b> "Oh... A little of both... Aren't we all?"</blockquote>
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AUTHOR: Caroline
EMAIL: spam@prolific.org
IP: 194.109.220.178
URL: http://prolific.org
DATE: 07/23/2003 10:13:00 PM
I wasn't aware the series was out on DVD. I missed all of it when it was on TV to my great regret. Thanks for tipping me off, it's on order now.
Have you read John Banville's The Untouchable (a beautiful novel of betrayal - of country, family and self - loosely based on Anthony Blunt?)
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AUTHOR: David
EMAIL: david@hartster.org
IP: 212.19.85.171
URL: http://hartster.org
DATE: 07/24/2003 09:47:25 AM
Bit of a ditto post really. I also never saw the series but recommend The Untouchable, and pretty much any Banville, wholeheartedly. Best writer of a sentence around.
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URL: http://prolific.org/archive/products_2003_07.html#006215
IP: 209.68.1.85
BLOG NAME: prolific.org (products)
DATE: 07/23/2003 10:19:14 PM
Tom's post Ponces and Spies... tipped me off on the existence of a Cambridge Spies DVD, a series I regret...
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<p>My colleague, Mr Webb, has done it again. Today's project is an attempt to find <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/more/avit/">The Web's favourite colour</a>. Here's how it works - you take a photo of your favourite colour with your camera phone and send it via MMS to <a href="mailto:avit@historicalfact.com">avit@historicalfact.com</a>. Then behind the scenes, the colours in the photo are completely averaged out, creating a representation of your colour that can be given a hex value. All the colours sent in are averaged out and the background of the page comes gradually to represent the web's favourite colour...</p>
<p>At the moment, the site's quite sparse - and the favourite colour appears to be (rather unfortunately) grey. But I get the impression that there's much more work being done. Obvious things that leap to mind would be a display of the most recently sent in pictures and rolling averages of the last hour, last day, last month. Matt's probably way ahead of me on all that stuff though, so I'll shut up before I embarrass myself further...</p>
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AUTHOR: paul
EMAIL: paul@NOSPAMdigitaltrickery.com
IP: 66.9.237.254
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DATE: 07/24/2003 10:55:48 AM
..but will it be web-safe?
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AUTHOR: ChrisH
EMAIL: blog@deaddodo.com
IP: 193.36.79.207
URL: http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/
DATE: 07/24/2003 11:26:38 AM
Surely this is the MMS users' favourite colour? Can you email in pictures?
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 62.69.72.133
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/24/2003 11:30:34 AM
You'd have to ask Matt about that, but I can't see that it would be a problem...
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AUTHOR: mattw
EMAIL: matt@interconnected.org
IP: 62.69.72.133
URL: http://interconnected.org/home/
DATE: 07/24/2003 11:45:28 AM
Yup, email works too but I want to bias it towards phones so it's more "see a colour, send it". I'd love to make it <i>proper</i> MMS, but don't know how to go about getting use of a gateway...
First issue from this: it's not apparent enough that the colour of the photo moves the average colour along the spectrum (so green plus purple can mean blue). More visual feedback on that required. (The spectrum thing is to avoid everything turning to grey/beige, and to allow brightness too.)
Next to do apart from that: time-based averages (hour, day, week) or maybe just last 3/5/20, most recent pictures (blurred out for decency). Then per-user slices. And then to see what happens when the spambots pick up this email address...
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AUTHOR: Manne
EMAIL: magnusreg@fortunes.nu
IP: 194.198.108.63
URL: http://www.hultberg.org/
DATE: 07/24/2003 12:37:45 PM
This is such a wonderful idea. Wish I thought of it. :) Please don't make it MMS only, I for one send all my phone-photos using ordinary email and GPRS.
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AUTHOR: Manne
EMAIL: magnusreg@fortunes.nu
IP: 194.198.108.63
URL: http://www.hultberg.org/
DATE: 07/24/2003 01:34:48 PM
Small annoying thing with the favourite colour web page: Just now the "latest.jpg"-image crashed my Internet Explorer image handling. This is apparently something that happens due to extra information available in some jpegs that IE can�t handle. Perhaps such information can be stripped out before the latest image is stored to disk?
More on the subject:
http://www.hultberg.org/mt-linklog/archive/000155.html
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AUTHOR: brownshoe
EMAIL: brownshoe@hotmail.com
IP: 217.39.165.112
URL:
DATE: 07/24/2003 02:36:38 PM
Would be easier to do it with a spider looking at HTML for hex triplets.
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AUTHOR: Michael
EMAIL: dontspamthisyoubastard@cwazy.co.uk
IP: 194.217.93.82
URL: http://www.dragonthief.com
DATE: 07/24/2003 02:37:57 PM
Yup... not loading in IE6.
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AUTHOR: mattw
EMAIL: matt@interconnected.org
IP: 132.185.240.12
URL: http://interconnected.org/home/
DATE: 07/24/2003 05:06:17 PM
I've taken out the latest photo for the moment incase this hits anyone else. I'll look at how to strip out this extra info too. Thanks!
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AUTHOR: ABliss
EMAIL: scominney@yahoo.com
IP: 211.26.2.144
URL: http://www.users.bigpond.com/scottpmack/
DATE: 07/25/2003 03:11:46 AM
The favourite colour is more green now. Green objects always draw my attention. Personally I like green and grey and I used to have more green on my web pages. Now I'm using grey and a range of colours.
Maybe grey was popular colour because it goes well with a range of other colours. Grey is a tint of black and white and an important colour for the artistic element of tone and within monotone images.
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AUTHOR: luna papa
EMAIL: houbi@skynet.be
IP: 193.53.241.197
URL: http://luna-papa.skynetblogs.be
DATE: 07/29/2003 03:24:30 PM
Great idea.
An interesting variation on this might be to calculate the webdesigner's favourite colour: for example put a search in the Google viewer ( http://labs.google.com/gviewer.html ) and calculate the avarage colour of the screen every 10 seconds.
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TITLE: Keith Waterhouse on weblogs (redux)
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<p>While digging around in my site to try and find some quotes for a piece I'm presenting at <a href="http://evolt.org.uk/euvolt">EUvolt</a> today (I'm so bloody busy my ears are bleeding), I stumbled upon an old piece on Newspaper columnists that Keither Waterhouse wrote years ago for The Journalist and which I - rather cheekily - transcribed because it was so pertinent to webloggers. Read it immediately: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2001/08/keith_waterhouse_on_weblogs.shtml">Keith Waterhouse on Weblogs?</a></p>
<blockquote>"It is 106 years since Jerome K Jerome related his difficulties in trying to open a tin of pineapple in Three Men In A Boat. Unless you can improve this classic account, keep your problems with packaging to yourself."</blockquote>
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URL: http://www.adam.tinworth.name/archives/000112.html
IP: 217.206.220.154
BLOG NAME: One Man & His Blog
DATE: 07/26/2003 11:25:32 AM
Tom Coates of plasticbag.org has dug up an old piece of journalism by Keith Waterhouse telling people how to write opinion columns in newspapers. It's amazing how much of it acn also be applied to blogging. I've said for a little while that most bloggi...
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<p>So I did my talk yesterday at <a href="http://www.evolt.org.uk/euvolt/">EUvolt</a> and I think it went OK. The paper was a bit of a Frankenstein's monster of components of older papers glued together with liberal smatterings of last-minute thought-goo - but I think it hangs together ok. I've stuck a block of my introductory thoughts on the front as a series of rather wordy slides, because the paper only makes limited sense without them. They're all a bit woolly and half-formed and really the whole thing could do with a loads more spit and polish, but I figured it's best to get the damn thing out there for people to look at rather than leaving it stuck on my computer forever. So here it is: <a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/distributed_communities.ppt">What's next: Superdistributed and Superlocalised communities</a>...</p>
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AUTHOR: Joe Clark
EMAIL: joeclark@joeclark-pas-de-spamjoeclark.org
IP: 64.231.79.106
URL: http://joeclark.org/weblogs/
DATE: 07/28/2003 01:56:17 AM
HTML version, please.
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AUTHOR: Garrett Coakley
EMAIL: plasticbag@polytechnic.co.uk
IP: 81.3.88.34
URL: http://polytechnic.co.uk
DATE: 07/28/2003 11:07:10 AM
It was more than okay. A huge chunk of the conversations I was involved in after you left were about how good your talk was, oh... and how fast it was! Thanks again for coming along to speak, very much appreciated.
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AUTHOR: Wesley Mason
EMAIL: vamp@1stvamp.org
IP: 213.249.185.103
URL: http://www.1stvamp.org/
DATE: 07/28/2003 02:46:32 PM
Exactly as Garrett said, it was a fantastic talk, one of the highlights of the day..how the hell did you get all that out so fast?
I think one of the only reasons I managed to keep up was from being a daily reader of plasticbag beforehand.
(Didn't get a chance to talk about it, as I was busy getting food and filling back up on caffeine.)
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AUTHOR: Daniel Fascia
EMAIL: danfascia@totalise.co.uk
IP: 62.31.69.14
URL: http://www.fascianewmedia.co.uk
DATE: 07/29/2003 11:42:57 AM
Tom, your talk was superb, and yes... fast! I loved the more academic approach you employed, substantiating what you said with good illustrations and examples you have obviously thought hard about. I am normally very cynical about new media talks as they are usually just a pop for someones business interests (like the others were) but you did not suggest that at all... great stuff
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AUTHOR: Martin Burns
EMAIL: martin@easyweb.co.uk
IP: 194.196.100.34
URL: http://easyweb.co.uk/notes
DATE: 08/04/2003 02:27:58 PM
Tom, unfortunately, I had to miss your presentation to look after my son (and allow my wife - the GIS analyst - to hear it). I may therefore have missed whether you'd seen/referenced http://geourl.org . Essentially, you geocode your page/blog/site by adding a long/lat-based 'ICBM' meta-tag to the page, and it then constructs a list of the nearest similarly geocoded pages: http://geourl.org/near/?p=http://easyweb.co.uk/notes
It seems to me that this exemplifies both superlocalised and superdistributed communities, without having to have the content hosted by a centralised service.
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AUTHOR: Martin Burns
EMAIL: martin@easyweb.co.uk
IP: 194.196.100.34
URL: http://easyweb.co.uk/notes
DATE: 08/04/2003 02:29:37 PM
The download of the presentation seems to be missing the content on slides 40-42.
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AUTHOR: Joe Clark
EMAIL: joeclark@pas-de-spamjoeclark.org
IP: 64.231.79.106
URL: http://joeclark.org/weblogs/
DATE: 08/13/2003 03:59:17 AM
I repeat: HTML version, please. Even Google has not produced one yet.
http://216.239.37.104/search?q=cache:dytmcagfs3oJ:www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/distributed_communities.ppt
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<p>So someone wants to be my friend on <a href="http://www.friendster.com">Friendster</a>. Yawn. God I'm popular. Blah blah blah. Except - <i>what's this</i> - they have a user number of something like 750,000!? My god, how many people are on this damn thing!? So I go digging around in the 'new people' pane and the user numbers are around one million two hundred and fifty thousand! That's insane! So I dig around and figure out you can get your own user number by clicking onto the second page of your list of friends. Assuming, of course, that you <i>have</i> that many friends. (Shines fingernails, looks smug.) And it turns out that my user number is 2175. Which I think demonstrates how awesomely cool I am, until I <i>then</i> figure out that the person I know with the <i>lowest</i> Friendster number is <a href="http://azeem.azhar.co.uk">Azeem</a>, which rather puts paid to that theory. (Shit-eating grin to camera.)</p>
<p>It's such a shame we didn't figure all this out earlier - I'd love to have tracked this stuff in some way - see a graph of how the member numbers have gone up over time. (Much like <a href="http://www.interconnected.org/home/">Mr Webb</a> did with the Blogger post ids. Which makes me think - did he ever make that public? Hmm. Probably not.) So anyway - now I've got all these friends, <i>what am I supposed to do with them?</i> I had a sudden realisation that for many of my friends, I'm the only gay person they know. The whole point of Friendster is that you meet hot cool people through the hot cool people you already know. Then you make out and move in with each other. Which all rather depends on (1) Having cool friends and (2) Them knowing hot poofs. Darn it. This isn't going to work at all...</p>
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AUTHOR: Nicklas
EMAIL: n@carbonatedink.com
IP: 62.127.60.48
URL: http://www.carbonatedink.com/
DATE: 07/28/2003 03:01:38 AM
So now one can't get to know hot cool people through Friendster and one can't get hot cool groupies through blogging. Damn. I tell you, there must be someone out there who're just hell-bent on making sure all the Concepts(tm)are and stay broken.
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TITLE: network idiocy poster boy
URL: http://shey.net/mt/archives/000189.html
IP: 129.41.37.46
BLOG NAME: shey.net/
DATE: 07/28/2003 08:05:56 PM
Now that everyone in DC knows my home wireless network is wide open... plus, I can't even win with Friendster.
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TITLE: shey.net chart: just how fast is Friendster growing?
URL: http://shey.net/mt/archives/000193.html
IP: 129.41.37.46
BLOG NAME: shey.net/
DATE: 07/31/2003 07:13:54 AM
Thinking more about Tom's post the other day, I realized we did have a way to track Friendster's growth over time.
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<p>So I think the worst thing about running online communities is that fundamentally you have to spend at least some of your time dealing with incredibly unpleasant people who want to do nothing more than fuck you and said community over simply because they think they're more interesting, important and valuable than absolutely everyone else in the world around them. Particularly infuriating is when said people aren't prepared to take responsibility for their actions - they spend two years - more even - trying to be a hate figure at all costs, and then decide that the way they're being represented is unfair and unpleasant and think that maybe threatening to sue could solve everything. The sheer amount of bullshit that I've had to put up with around this is intolerable, the people I've had to counsel who think that they might be on the end of a campaign of hate and reprisals because they're clearly dealing with a fucking psycho... Nnngh. Let's just say that it's getting tired (for the thousandth time) really fucking quickly...</p>
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URL: http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000602.shtml
IP: 62.149.37.15
BLOG NAME: ext|circ
DATE: 08/03/2003 05:40:55 PM
Online communities are often a labour of love, and sometimes they can be damn near infuriating. I have oodles and...
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URL: http://www.plaidworks.com/chuqui/blog/000636.html
IP: 64.81.78.180
BLOG NAME: Teal Sunglasses
DATE: 08/03/2003 07:29:14 PM
This posting on plasticbag nails it right on the head. When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard...
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<p>It's been driving me mad for weeks, but now I finally know the music that's playing in the diet coke advert where the girl is on a train and everything she reads around her seems to be suggesting that she gets down and dirty with the guy opposite her... The song is by the Brothers Johnson, is called "Strawberry Letter 23" and is available on the <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119396">Jackie Brown</a> soundtrack. Bits of the song sound creepily like "I wanna sex you up". Other bits sound like Supertramp only with more soul. Weird song. Cool, though...</p>
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AUTHOR: Andy McCulloch
EMAIL: andy@branchleft.co.uk
IP: 81.86.74.121
URL: http://growingleaves.branchleft.co.uk/
DATE: 07/29/2003 12:40:21 AM
If I may put my annoying music trivia hat on, the original version of that song was recorded by the great Shuggie Otis, it's on his "Inspiration, Information" album if you want to check it out - it's completely different to the Brothers Johnson version.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 213.123.130.11
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/29/2003 08:21:23 AM
Yeah - actually I'd managed to stumble upon that version too. Apologies for neglecting to mention it...
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AUTHOR: Daniel Fascia
EMAIL: danfascia@totalise.co.uk
IP: 62.31.69.14
URL: http://www.fascianewmedia.co.uk
DATE: 07/29/2003 11:38:44 AM
You can of course use a little service called Shazam on your mobile phone by dialling 2580 and letting the tune play into your mouthpiece from the advert. It sends you a text of the song within a minute, quite useful at times.
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AUTHOR: Matthew
EMAIL: m.cand@ic.ac.uk
IP: 155.198.17.122
URL:
DATE: 07/29/2003 12:26:51 PM
Andy beat me to it, but I'd definitely recommend Shuggie Otis's "Inspiration Information" and his (original!) version of Strawbery Letter 23. Great song. Damn Coke publicists.
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AUTHOR: Stephen Newey
EMAIL: stephen@freakymousemats.com
IP: 212.250.174.162
URL:
DATE: 07/31/2003 05:17:41 PM
If it's on a TV ad and you're not sure what it is, try http://www.commercialbreaksandbeats.co.uk/
If you manage to actually type it, it's database and boards are great for finding that evasive track you're after.
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AUTHOR: Monkeyspit
EMAIL: monkeyspit@seaofhumanity.com
IP: 198.173.24.156
URL: http://www.seaofhumanity.com
DATE: 08/01/2003 06:31:04 PM
I haven't heard that one. I will have to check it out.
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AUTHOR: Hillie
EMAIL: hilliemckenzie@btinternet.com
IP: 81.132.233.129
URL:
DATE: 08/27/2003 07:57:19 PM
It was on a brothers johnson album in 1976-9
Does anyone know what the album was called ?
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AUTHOR: Giant Blue Marlin
EMAIL: abc@hotmail.com
IP: 62.253.96.42
URL:
DATE: 08/31/2003 09:21:15 PM
Hillie,
It was Blaxploitation Vol 4 Harlem Hussle (disc 2).
Stop talkin' bout music an git down t some serious fishin'
Regards,
Cooler than y'all.
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AUTHOR: Glynis
EMAIL: smileymiley48@hotmail.com
IP: 80.46.164.63
URL:
DATE: 09/07/2003 09:13:25 PM
Thank god someone found out what it was!!!
I new it from my 70's disco days and have wracked my brain since first seeing the advert.
CHEERS!!!!!!
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AUTHOR: Me too
EMAIL: adriandubois@hotmail.com
IP: 212.188.164.42
URL:
DATE: 10/04/2003 08:59:52 AM
I cant believe I have tracked it down - I have been trying for months
Thanks
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AUTHOR: adam
EMAIL: Adam___Watson@hotmail.com
IP: 195.195.244.66
URL:
DATE: 10/06/2003 11:00:04 AM
does anyone know were its possible to download it, i have one version but it isnt the same i think its the origanl,,, not as good
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AUTHOR: Laura
EMAIL: iwantanoriginaladdress@hotmail.com
IP: 81.86.79.112
URL:
DATE: 04/25/2004 11:34:57 AM
What is the song on the diet coke ad where the black woman is singing and handing out bottles from her bag?
This has been bugging me for ages
Thanks,
Laura
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AUTHOR: lu
EMAIL: lucy@gardner68.fsnet.co.uk
IP: 195.92.194.17
URL:
DATE: 08/14/2004 09:53:46 PM
please could someone tell me who does the music for recent diet coke ad, where two girls are sitting in a shop window and the manequins fall into sexually suggestive (oo-er) positions
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<p>The last couple of days have seen a <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a> and <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a> Top 40s that are totally overwhelmed by political articles from the States. If it wasn't for the fact that many of these articles are concerned with the war in Iraq, you could be excused for thinking that nothing else was happening in the world at at all - even perhaps that there <i>was</i> no world outside the US.</p>
<p>Three years ago - back in the days of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000816034854/beebo.org/metalog/">Beebo.org's metalog</a> - it was quickly observed that the various aggregation sites on the internet had a reinforcing effect on people's browsing - that when they started, the popular links were getting two or three links a day, but that a month later they were getting up to ten or twelve. People linked to good things that they were exposed to - and they decided that aggregators represented an efficient way of finding those good things, prefiltered on the basis of popularity by the community at large. The effect? Sites that appeared on these sites got a significant <i>extra</i> amount of trafic, links, exposure. There's significant value in this mechanism - it produces a manageable amount of links each day that an individual has a chance of being able to read. It also provides a sense of the overall community of webloggia and what they care about.</p>
<p>The problem comes when these aggregators don't have enough granularity. Let me put it this way - <a href="http://blogdex.media.mit.edu">Blogdex</a>, <a href="http://www.daypop.com">Daypop</a>, <a href="http://www.popdex.com">Popdex</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com">Technorati</a> and the like are no longer simple reflectors of a community's activities - they are <i>also</i> one of our community's best mechanisms for <b>news discovery</b>. To some extent they're gradually becoming one of the most significant ways we find out what's going on in the world around us.</p>
<p>Unfortunately it also means that the country with the most weblogs sets the international community's agenda. There are only two obvious results of this - (i) that these aggregators will (or have) become less interesting or useful to people who don't live in America or (ii) that the international community becomes used to the hideous unrepresentation of their own local news and debate. It used to be said that America had no idea of what happened outside its own borders. Can we really be working towards a new way of distributing and discovering media that means the <i>rest</i> of the world has no idea what happens outside America's boundaries either?</p>
<p>There are a couple of ways that we could address this problem. Firstly there's sampling - we could create a version of Blogdex that doesn't work purely on the basis of popularity, but samples geo-coded weblogs from across the world in such a way that we are presented with a balanced world-wide view of what's important. It's a nice idea, but I think it's impractical - for a start the linguistic barriers would make it less useful for many of us, but also because there would an infinity of ways of determining sampling rates across the world, none of which would likely be 'fair' or 'clear' to people.</p>
<p>No - the most practical way of approaching this problem is to find mechanisms which allow us to <i>balkanise</i> our aggregators - slice their responses - on the basis of metadata. There are many ways of geocoding weblogs in such a way that aggregators could have a sense of your nationality, location, language, time-zone and the like. And above and beyond such meta-tagging there are dozens of directories that include information based around clumping weblogs around interest groups and/or site locations. So I'm putting out a call now for someone to <i>balkanise Blogdex</i>. I want to be able to see the most popular links generated by people in <i>my</i> country - wherever the links themselves are based. I want to be able to slice these links in different ways, to see popular links mentioned on all English language sites (for example) or just those within the European Union. In fact I'd like to be able to see what gay webloggers are reading too. And people within my age group. All of this stuff should be possible, one way or another. I'd build it myself, if I had the expertise required... Can't someone help me out?</p>
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 157.136.21.88
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DATE: 07/29/2003 02:27:27 PM
Wonderful idea . Marvelous. But, just like the French willingness to cordon off their culture from America - and Americanisms - the Imperial arbiters of cool always find a way by sheer force of personality and reinforcement; unless we decide to implement these tools ourselves.
I like the idea, it would be great. I'm just a pessimist. Good luck in finding your enabler. By the way, poor choice of words, 'balkanisation', I see all sorts of nasty visions.... ethnic cleansing of links, shouts of Anti-American slant, with other -isms and -ises thrown in for good measure.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 132.185.240.15
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/29/2003 02:36:48 PM
Yeah - but it's alliterative.
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 157.136.21.88
URL:
DATE: 07/29/2003 04:23:33 PM
Well, it's a -verse. Therein lies my petty gripe. It *might* obscure and confound what you're asking for.
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AUTHOR: Abe
EMAIL: a@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 160.39.246.128
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 07/29/2003 06:16:51 PM
few quick thoughts
GeoURL might help, course I don't use it and am not even sure if I got the name right...
Doesn't having a site with a generic .org address hurt the prospects of ever really getting such a Balkinization?
There does seem to be a granularity of sorts emerging in the larger listings of absolute popularity. IE the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem [ http://truthlaidbear.com/ecosystem.php ] weighs heavily towards US politics.
Is geography really the best divider in this day and age? How about balkanizing by interest?
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AUTHOR: Robin
EMAIL: robingrant@tribalddb.co.uk
IP: 193.133.98.226
URL: http://www.perfect.co.uk/
DATE: 07/29/2003 06:47:27 PM
Tom - not sure about this one. Although I appreciate that having localised blogdex type aggregators might be useful for the reasons you mention, and probably relatively easy for any one of the existing aggregators to achieve (by asking those weblogs register ed/ing with them to specify a country), is this something we want? - to have the blogosphere delineated along narrow national lines - especially if, like me, you'd love the "emergent democracy" or "second superpower" hypotheses to evolve into a tangible reality...
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 194.165.163.187
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/29/2003 07:38:47 PM
Hasn't Google done something like this already with their News page? It's not perfect, but it works fine. Surely balkanised weblog/news aggregation shouldn't be that difficult?
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AUTHOR: MacDara
EMAIL: mailbag@macdaraconroy.com
IP: 194.165.163.187
URL: http://macdaraconroy.com/
DATE: 07/29/2003 07:41:10 PM
Actually scratch that, I just saw the gaping hope in my argument that no doubt you lot'll all pick upon like vultures. I shouldn't think out loud so much ;o)
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AUTHOR: Drew
EMAIL: dru@dreamweaverfever.com
IP: 213.208.100.81
URL: http://www.allinthehead.com/
DATE: 07/29/2003 08:37:03 PM
Tom, you could always spearhead such a project yourself. You could set it up on sourceforge.net and simply project manage it. Developers can write any old code you want, it's the people with ideas that are really needed. I'd strongly urge you to consider it, and if you do, drop me a line.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 129.21.40.11
URL: http://mamamusings.net/
DATE: 07/30/2003 04:42:39 PM
This seems to assume that (a) webloggers are significant and/or representations component of their country's populations, and (b) most webloggers use tools like daypop, popdex, etc to determine what's important in the world. We know that (a) isn't true. Webloggers are a statistically insignificant segment of the general population. And I strongly suspect that (b) is also not true. That aside, the idea of population-specific aggregators is an interesting one. Have you seen what Micah Alpern has done with his "trusted blog" search tools? http://www.alpern.org/weblog/php/blogsearch/writeup.html
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 129.21.40.11
URL: http://mamamusings.net/
DATE: 07/30/2003 04:44:19 PM
Ugh. Wish I could edit my comments. That should be "significant and/or representative components".
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AUTHOR: omit
EMAIL: timothompson@yahoo.com
IP: 209.217.166.66
URL:
DATE: 07/30/2003 11:28:23 PM
Not only that--I've always thought you should be able to pick the subset of blogs you want sampled. If I only want to filter 10 specific blogs, let me. To separate the CSS/design sites from the music sites from the political sites, etc. A blogdex for every subculture and interest. Or it could be done categorically (if people could be consistent about categories).
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.5.116
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 07/30/2003 11:31:16 PM
Well I'm not sure that it does assume either of those things! We're talking about webloggers finding out information that is pertinent and interesting to them through the filtering mechanism of popularity among their peers! That seems to me to be a quite plausible thing to investigate. I would think that a large number of webloggers do glance at Blogdex, Daypop and the like in order to find out what's going on around the world of webloggers.
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AUTHOR: Tom Morris
EMAIL: tom@bbcity.co.uk
IP: 80.225.76.24
URL: http://www.bbcity.co.uk
DATE: 07/31/2003 12:51:25 AM
If you look at Drupal, they've got a category based RSS reader. I've got it running on my site at...
http://www.bbcity.co.uk/?q=import/bundles
Something like that could be the basis of such a project - start adding Google-esque PageRanks and community trust rankings (a la. Technorati, Daypop etc.). Make it so that it's more "relational" - you could categorise the person (eg. 18-year-old slobby intellectual art student) and the content (eg. crap morose anti-American cynicism). Then you could mix and match the content and the person - I want to hear "upbeat feminist mumblings" from "Chinese Second Hand Car Dealers living in Southend".
Either that or, on a simpler scale, a wide ranging encouragement for people to start up vertical aggregators.
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AUTHOR: Gummi
EMAIL: dumpster@meettheg.com
IP: 81.57.39.153
URL:
DATE: 07/31/2003 12:57:40 AM
I agree with Liz, predictably. However, I still think it's good idea, the North American slant has alot to do with the sheer number of indexed weblogs over there, as Tom pointed out. The inherent bias of these tools turned me off them completely -- especially the link reinforcement. If anything, I sample a select group of sites with RSS feeds and avoid Blogdex et. al., it is a little obvious. In sum, it should be done or at least attempted just to see result.
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AUTHOR: Fran�ois
EMAIL: apprentice@padawan.info
IP: 212.198.0.94
URL: http://www.padawan.info/
DATE: 07/31/2003 11:51:02 PM
[trying to ignore the sh*ty spam from so-called Jamie above]
Liz, I agree that webloggers are not representative of an entire country population, but I disagree on your immediate conclusion on (a). I believe that among webloggers there is a representative set of trend setters and opinion leaders from whom you can draw, well, significant trends and opinions. Let's do a big simplification and say those are the A-list bloggers. Regarding (b), I agree with Tom that those tools have a great influence on what "bubbles up" on the weblogs and, in a typical retrofit loop (A-list sends a signal which gets transmitted by those tools and amplified by their users), the A-list bloggers will have *huge* influence on what percolates on the bloggosphere. Now if a majority of those A-list bloggers in the English-speaking web are American, you can easily draw a conclusion.
Gummi: in French, balkanisation in the context that Tom described makes perfect sense to me.
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AUTHOR: Liz
EMAIL: ell@mail.rit.edu
IP: 24.93.24.53
URL: http://mamamusings.net/
DATE: 08/01/2003 01:48:12 AM
(argh. keep forgetting that tabbing from the homepage field takes me up to the top of the page. :P )
Tom I was responding primarily to the line reading "Let me put it this way - Blogdex, Daypop, Popdex, Technorati and the like are no longer simple reflectors of a community's activities - they are also one of our community's best mechanisms for news discovery. To some extent they're gradually becoming one of the most significant ways we find out what's going on in the world around us." While that may be true for some, I know it's not true for me, or for the majority of bloggers I know. That's not to say there's not value in what you suggest...just that the what you describe isn't necessarily as universally problematic as you implied
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AUTHOR: BenM
EMAIL: cee.plus@virgin.net
IP: 195.92.168.168
URL: http://www.benmeadowcroft.com/
DATE: 08/01/2003 10:51:57 AM
What is going on? has someone hacked the article or something? The original article has been replaced by some crap about jamie leigh, whoever that is.
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AUTHOR: Seldo
EMAIL: plasticbag@seldo.com
IP: 82.43.194.115
URL: http://www.seldo.com/weblog/
DATE: 08/01/2003 12:23:57 PM
It certainly looks like a hack; the same content is on FridayFive.org at the moment. Looks to be a security hole MoveableType?
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AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: jm-49385395@jmason.org
IP: 128.195.65.51
URL: http://taint.org/
DATE: 08/01/2003 07:27:48 PM
Whoa, what was that... it made it into the RSS feed!
Tom -- any idea?
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AUTHOR: Nick
EMAIL: nick@blogosphere.us
IP: 66.188.89.210
URL: http://www.blogosphere.us/
DATE: 08/01/2003 10:59:53 PM
We're aware of this problem (the Balkanisation, not the hacking — sorry) <a href="http://www.blogosphere.us/">blogosphere.us</a> and we're trying to find ways to break down the "whole" blogosphere into more managable (and interesting) chunks. Our first experiment has been to run the text from weblogs through <a href="http://odur.let.rug.nl/~vannoord/TextCat/">TextCat</a> and then aggregate across the language of the weblog. Unfortunately, it only produces interesting results for <a href="http://www.blogosphere.us/trends_ne.php?language=arabic">Arabic/Farsi</a> and <a href="http://www.blogosphere.us/trends_ne.php?language=french">French</a> (this is probably a limitation of TextCat running on HTML, but we're working on enhancing the numbers a bit). At any rate, I apologize for the self-link, but I felt it was necessary to point out that there are aggregators out there working to solve this sort of thing.
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AUTHOR: Tom Coates
EMAIL: tom@plasticbag.org
IP: 81.132.231.33
URL: http://www.plasticbag.org
DATE: 08/02/2003 11:20:25 AM
I don't know what caused the problem. Certainly it started as comments spam. I went into Movable Type to delete it, and it seems to have replaced the current post with itself. That seems to be either a bug in MT or a piece of code inserted into the comment designed to bugger things up. Either way - thank god for <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> who had a cached copy of the page already. So it was pretty easy to go and copy and paste it back into the site...
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AUTHOR: cameron
EMAIL: cameron@mit.edu
IP: 158.111.4.25
URL: http://overstated.net
DATE: 08/02/2003 08:59:48 PM
Nice piece Tom. I've had a number of different people email asking for country-specific versions of Blogdex. While I'd love to offer a sort of international version, my initial experimentation into automatic classification came up bust. Without a large enough sample for each language, and with so many bi- and tri-lingual weblogs out there, the edges just aren't so well defined. One of the major problems with the prominence of English weblogs is simply that countries which have not reached critical mass are filled with webloggers reading and quoting the English hegemony. You're right in thinking that metadata is the easiest solution -- tack another one onto the list of things <a href="http://www.intertwingly.net/wiki/pie/FrontPage">Atom</a> can solve if implemented fully.
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AUTHOR: Matt Prescott
EMAIL: matt.prescott@zoo.ox.ac.uk
IP: 129.67.24.42
URL: http://www.earth-info.net
DATE: 08/06/2003 04:27:05 AM
Many interesting thoughts above! Due to the low numbers of blogs outside the US I think there could be a case made for establishing non-US versions of Blogdex, etc... at least until individual nations have built up their blogging communities, and merit their own dedicated services. Such non-US services would also be simpler to establish and act as more of a honeypot for US readers interested in a wider range of issues and sites than the big blogs tend to cover (US politics, tech, personalities, blogs, etc).
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TITLE: Balkanise our aggregators
URL: http://www.padawan.info//balkanise_our_aggregators.html
IP: 212.180.126.185
BLOG NAME: padawan.info
DATE: 07/29/2003 01:23:57 PM
Tom Coates wants balkanise Blogdex: The last couple of days have seen a Daypop and Blogdex Top 40 that are...
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TITLE: Microcontent quickies
URL: http://www.sauria.com/blog//computers/internet/microcontent/423
IP: 64.38.174.106
BLOG NAME: Ted Leung on the air
DATE: 07/30/2003 10:32:23 AM
Steve Gillmor and
Rajesh Jain both agree that RSS means new life for fat clients. Rajesh has picked up on the Chandler as microcontent client meme.
Via the Floating Atoll (sorry, I couldn't find your name) another
good source for an RSS fee
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TITLE: aggregators will (or have) become less interesting
URL: http://www.fishrush.com/blog/archives/000182.htm
IP: 63.171.23.4
BLOG NAME: fishrush
DATE: 07/30/2003 03:50:02 PM
Unfortunately it also means that the country with the most weblogs sets the international community's agenda. There are only two obvious results of this - (i) that these aggregators will (or have) become less interesting or useful to people who...
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URL: http://www.ludicrous.org.uk/mt/archives/000520.html
IP: 212.227.119.10
BLOG NAME: Technovia
DATE: 07/31/2003 02:03:55 PM
Tom has an excellent piece on the balkanization of Blogdex [from plasticbag.org]
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0125761/2003/07/30.html#a1296
IP: 212.202.14.51
BLOG NAME: Keeping track
DATE: 08/03/2003 12:22:09 AM
<br /><a href="http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/07/the_balkanisation_of_blogdex.shtml">Tom Coates</a>, in suggesting it's time to "balkanise our aggregators": "Blogdex, Daypop, Popdex, Technorati and the like are no longer simple reflectors of a c...
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TITLE: <em>Coup de coeur foudre folie</em>
URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2003/08/03.html#a219
IP: 212.198.0.94
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 08/05/2003 10:56:37 PM
<p>Marianne's cat is averse to drinking from bowls.<br />
Instead, whenever I go into the bathroom she follows and stares at me till I turn the tap on and let her lap from the trickle.<br />
The heat's got to her today. She still miaows until the tap...</p>
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TITLE: desi Juggernaut?
URL: http://unix2.iimb.ernet.in/~rsharma/weblog/000020.html
IP: 202.41.106.14
BLOG NAME: When the going gets tough ...
DATE: 09/04/2003 08:07:00 PM
Blogdex: The following sites are the most contagious information currently spreading in the weblog community… War on Iraq, Bush, Elections in California, … I went to Blogdex few days back and saw that most of the blogs that are topping...
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TITLE: Post-structuralist Wifi?
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<p>So in the dream I'm back at University and I'm in one of those literature classes that you actually only get at school, where people are supposed to give their massive critical insights on a chunk of a play that's about twenty lines long. I remember getting extremely irritable when someone cited a massive bastardisation of one of my favourite critics, but somehow the fact that people were applying theoretical approaches to Wifi to literature passed me by...</p>
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<p>Here's a few things that I've found on the internet recently and really wanted to be able to write about in something vaguely resembling detail, but <i>let's just face it</i>, it's probably not going to bloody happen. Which is a shame. So here are the links, all the links and nothing but the links:</p>
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<li> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3107455.stm">Search for web's favourite colour</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://shey.net/mt/archives/000193.html">Just how fast is Friendster growing?</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://danhon.com/ec/mtarchives/000600.shtml">Sony Ericsson T610 Usability</a><br>(I've been wanting to say this myself for a while)</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.earthfromtheair.com/">Beautiful Pictures of Earth from the Air</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/27341">Seriously neat metafilter thread</a> (via <a href="http://www.benhammersley.com">Ben</a>)</li>
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URL: http://radio.weblogs.com/0120356/2003/08/03.html#a219
IP: 212.198.0.94
BLOG NAME: taliesin's log
DATE: 08/05/2003 10:56:42 PM
<p>Marianne's cat is averse to drinking from bowls.<br />
Instead, whenever I go into the bathroom she follows and stares at me till I turn the tap on and let her lap from the trickle.<br />
The heat's got to her today. She still miaows until the tap...</p>
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TITLE: Quick thoughts about global undo...
STATUS: Publish
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<p>If only I had time to give this the attention it deserves - but alas, I must soon get drunk. Neat Chris from anti-mega has brought into public attention that massive and aggravating UI problem that is what happens when you accidentally quit an application (like <a href="http://www.apple.com/safari">Safari</a>) that allows you to have many different pseudo-documents open that are lost immediately without any kind of dialogue when the application quits. The reason I call them pseudo-documents is because the standard behaviour for something that you can edit in an application is to ask if changes should be saved before quitting. That's not the case with tabs in browsers. If you accidentally press Apple-Q instead of Apple-W (to close an individual tab), you lose all the pages that were currently open in the browser (and - because the windows you have had open recently doesn't map neatly onto the things in your history you can also lose all information about how to easily find out both what they were and any information about them).</p>
<p>Chris' answer to this problem is the <a href="http://undergroundlondon.com/antimega/archives/000269.html">OS-wide global-undo facility</a>, where you could simply undo your quit. Hammersley's been talking about it too. I think this is the wrong approach - and not just because I think that it's not going to happen for the next ten years at least, even if it's possible - but also because I think there's a better way.</p>
<p>So here's my question: <i>Why does your browser lose its current status when it quits?</i> Or to put it more precisely, <i>When I restart my browser, why doesn't it still have all the pages that were open in it when I last quit?</i> Certainly this should be possible - and it would solve the problem (although it might be considered non-standard behaviour). <a href="http://www.ranchero.com/netnewswire/">NetNewsWire</a> doesn't forget my subscriptions when I restart it - so why should my browser? (It's not a direct analogy, but it makes a point.)</p>
<p>I'm sure there are a number of privacy reasons why this kind of thing could be a problem, and it might break the 'session' / 'global' distinction if not handled appropriately - but you could make it a preference that people turned on or off on their own computers, with the sites refreshed when you logged back on again, perhaps? I mean, that should work, right?</p>
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AUTHOR: andrew
EMAIL: andrew@heyotwell.com
IP: 65.106.201.4
URL:
DATE: 08/01/2003 06:54:02 PM
Alan Cooper's been demanding global undo for years now. I'd be glad to have it, even though "quitting an app" doesn't seem like something "undoable". I agree that showing the last known state of the browser on launch would be great.
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AUTHOR: Justin Blanton
EMAIL: justin@justinblanton.com
IP: 68.59.144.177
URL: http://justinblanton.com
DATE: 08/01/2003 06:59:45 PM
I have been arguing this point for so long that I can't see straight. Opera is the *only* browser that has ever even offered this feature. It's seems so obvious -- I just don't understand why it's *always* overlooked. There isn't much that makes me angrier than when the browser (or OS) shits on itself and all the pages I had open die. In fact, it was Opera's ability to re-open all previously open pages, and this feature alone, that caused me to use that browser up until Safari 1.0 (Safari is just too good to not use anymore). I'll never understand the reasoning behind not incorporating this feature into all browsers.
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AUTHOR: jkottke
EMAIL: jason@kottke.org
IP: 12.111.24.79
URL: http://www.kottke.org
DATE: 08/01/2003 07:01:57 PM
I've been developing with Microsoft Visual Studio at work lately (please kill me) and it records the current state of a project when you close out of the app. Next time you open the project, it opens all the docs you had open when you last worked on it.
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: blog@deaddodo.com
IP: 81.86.238.176
URL: http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/
DATE: 08/01/2003 07:25:36 PM
I picked on Safari just because it caused me so much grief. The two Close Xs in Word cause the same problem, as the app only prompts if you have changes to be saved.
I think that many app creators don't think of their usage as creating information in itself, and therefore don't take the normal precautions from the creation tools, such as Visual Studio, Word or Photoshop.
Note that Are you sure? type dialogues don't help either, because you soon become trained to hit Yes.
I'm surprised that people can't get their heads around undoing a quit. It's just a key stroke, a mouse click, a change of states. One of the most compelling reasons for the global undo is that it solves one of the biggest computer fears - that doing something wrong will be bad for the computer (and, therefore, you). The fear of doing something wrong holds back so many people when learning how to do things. A consistent safety net is a good thing.
I'll apologise for re-inventing the Coop - much of his work is appropriate here, especially what's wrong with software:
Software forgets. Software is lazy. Software is parsimonious with information. Software is inflexible. Software blames users. Software wont take responsibility.
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AUTHOR: Abe
EMAIL: a@abstractdynamics.org
IP: 160.39.246.160
URL: http://www.abstractdynamics.org
DATE: 08/01/2003 07:38:43 PM
Firebird with the tabbrowser extensions will save all your tab info when you quit, quite nice.
As for a global undo, hell yeah that would be amazing. I'd also like to see a global function key, one that can only trigger OS level tasks, not application level tasks. Would allow you to constantly perform OS level shortcuts without worrying about conflicts with any particular programs shortcut set. The windows key on PCs seems ideal for this, but barely gets used, some Microsoft control issues most likely...
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AUTHOR: scott reynen
EMAIL: scott@randomchaos.com
IP: 24.236.149.6
URL: http://weblog.randomchaos.com/
DATE: 08/01/2003 08:29:51 PM
Journaled file systems are the first step toward global undo. Eventually, you will be able to save the state of your computer at any momment. This also allows nearly immediate startup, by quickly restoring the last saved state. Right now this will slow down a computer too much to be practical, but some day... Meanwhile, saving state in browsers would be handy, not just for restarting, but it would also open up interesting possibilities for sharing web browsing experiences.
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AUTHOR: Sparky
EMAIL: sparky@ultrasparky.org
IP: 216.91.96.130
URL: http://www.ultrasparky.org
DATE: 08/01/2003 10:05:12 PM
I don't know if it's maintained te feature, but the last time I tested out Opera (a couple of years ago) it had a preference setting that allowed you to reopen the app and have it display the page that was open when you last quit.
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AUTHOR: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com
EMAIL: jmetcalf@8bitjoystick.com
IP: 12.229.50.182
URL: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/
DATE: 08/01/2003 10:36:43 PM
Also here is wishing there was a way to switch tabs in mozilla only using the keyboard.
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AUTHOR: Matt
EMAIL: m@mullenweg.com
IP: 64.105.224.98
URL: http://photomatt.net
DATE: 08/01/2003 11:42:26 PM
I believe MultiZilla for Mozilla adds this, as well as a number of other goodies, though they seemed determine to muck up the interface. Maybe some tweaking with that will get you what you need.
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AUTHOR: Jim
EMAIL: plasticbag@uslot.com
IP: 81.5.174.53
URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/U6
DATE: 08/02/2003 12:55:39 AM
Don't know about regular Mozilla, but Ctrl-Tab (and Shift-Ctrl-Tab) works fine switching between tabs in Firebird. I do have the Tabbrowser extensions installed, though, so that might be where that feature comes from.
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AUTHOR: Danny
EMAIL: danny@spesh.com
IP: 66.166.237.237
URL: http://www.oblomovka.com/
DATE: 08/02/2003 06:22:04 AM
Galeon lets you save the state of your windows. Oh, and on the issue of global undo, <a href="http://www.eecs.umich.edu/CoVirt/">ReVirt</a> is a virtual machine implementation of linux, that lets you go back in time and see the state of the machine at previous times. It's not what you want, but you could build from it - and they claim it only takes a 15%-30% speed hit.
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AUTHOR: Chris
EMAIL: blog@deaddodo.com
IP: 81.86.238.176
URL: http://www.undergroundlondon.com/antimega/
DATE: 08/02/2003 09:25:20 AM
Note that being able to save your window states isn't the same as it just remembering. Let the never-tired, never-bored computers do the hard bits, the monotonous tasks mere humans forget. Better undo in browsers would be useful too - if I close one Safari window, rather than the whole program, there's still no way of getting it back.
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AUTHOR: rjp
EMAIL: comment-spam@frottage.org
IP: 81.86.113.49
URL:
DATE: 08/02/2003 07:45:27 PM
<em>Eventually, you will be able to save the state of your computer at any momment. This also allows nearly immediate startup</em>
Uh, dude, buy a laptop, they've been doing that for years.
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AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: jm-dkfjgdkgj@jmason.org
IP: 128.195.65.51
URL: http://taint.org/
DATE: 08/02/2003 08:56:12 PM
A replayable VM, like ReVirt, gets my vote as the best way to do this kind of thing.
I've been playing around with stuff like Linux software suspend and VMware, and keeping an eye on ReVirt and usermode linux. IMO the concept of emulating your entire working environment in order to use snapshots, rollback, and hardware sharing, is *incredibly cool*. No better way to use all that CPU power we now have on our desktops.
I hope ReVirt gets working soon -- it would provide an OS-wide global undo feature, helps massively against hacker attacks, and is generally incredibly cool. I'd install it on my desktop for sure ;)
BTW regarding URL-state-saving in browsers -- I'm pretty sure Mozilla *used* to have that, when it used to crash every 30 minutes. Doesn't seem to any more, although the tabbrowser feature mentioned above sounds pretty close. It really would be a nifty feature...
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AUTHOR: plix
EMAIL: plix@plix.org
IP: 67.75.34.133
URL: http://www.plix.org
DATE: 08/03/2003 08:47:29 PM
<i>Eventually, you will be able to save the state of your computer at any momment. This also allows nearly immediate startup</i>
Windows' Hibernate feature does this on any machine, not just laptops. As for "global undo," it's best implemented at the filesystem level. Products like <a href=''>clearcase</a> already do this and have been doing so for years. Sure, they don't do physical memory dumps (and as such don't allow you do undo things that were only performed in memory in the first place), but that's what Hibernate is for.
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AUTHOR: Justin
EMAIL: jm-345893485@jmason.org
IP: 128.195.65.51
URL: http://taint.org/
DATE: 08/04/2003 12:24:16 AM
re: versioning in the filesystem -- yes, that's a solved problem now. I version pretty much all the important config/settings files on my machines using CVS and it works great.
But this is the thing -- consider *that* applied to the entire state of your machine. That's the "quantum leap" to take. VMWare are heading that way and I think it's a killer idea.
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AUTHOR: sam walker
EMAIL: asan102@spymac.com
IP: 66.82.112.240
URL:
DATE: 08/04/2003 01:41:24 AM
I totally agree with this. *Nothing* makes me angrier than having a bunch of windows and tabs open in Safari and losing all of them because of an unwanted quit. I have many weblogs (saved as a tab-group) that I check often, and the way I do it is to go through all the blogs and open interesting links in a new tab, then go thru all the tabs I've opened. Well, on more than one occasion I've been leaning back in my chair reading and reached for apple-W , only to hit apple-Q and - bam - all my pages are gone, and I have to go thru and find all the links again. Even a simple confirmation dialogue when quitting safari with open tabs would be enough to solve this problem. I'm tempted to learn how to use InterfaceBuilder just so I can add this feature myself.
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AUTHOR: Andreas
EMAIL: andikeller@gmx.net
IP: 217.2.51.59
URL:
DATE: 01/26/2004 10:21:23 PM
Undo is always better than a prompt ASKING you SOMETHING. Because as a routine users you just hit ok before you think an whoops its gone. It happens to all of us I guess and is natural.
Undoing a quit is easy: Just don't quit the app but hide the window instead.
Undoing a save/overwrite is easy: Just make a file system that keeps track of all the versions of a file, from create to publish. Oh I'd love that.
And about the browser: Yes it seems more logical that all tabs remain open until you decide to explicitly close them instead of just closing all when the browser closes. What has one to do with the other?
Global undo is not unrealistic! Who will have it first? Windows or Mac?
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TITLE: Gratias tibi ago, Domine...
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<p>Gratias tibi ago, Domine. Haec credam a deo pio, a Deo justo, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui; officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem - eas in crucem. <!-- Wow. What a fucking shit evening --></p>
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BLOG NAME: prolific.org (atf)
DATE: 08/02/2003 08:41:06 PM
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<p>There are no prostitutes in Broadcasting House, and why? The reason is explained in a brief aside in an altogether more serious article about <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,1007336,00.html">The BBC's relationship to architecture and property</a>. Nonetheless, the bit that stuck in my brain was the bit about there not being any brothels or fellmongers on the premises. There's still a dentist in the building though. And Television Centre resembles nothing more than a massive fully-equipped colony ship of people from planet BBC, stranded here when their vessel collided with White City...</p>
<blockquote>Before it occupied the whole of Broadcasting House, the idea wa