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(  |    ||    |/____/    Haikus Are Fun!@#$                                 )
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(  |____||____| |____|   released 08.15.00                                  )
 ) |    ||    |\|    |   by nawleed and linear                             (
(  |____||____| |____|   we're just fucking with your mind.                 )
 )  _impulse_reality_                                                      (
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[linear]

Most haikus don't ryhme
and like, like this one doesn't
because it is dumb


	
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nawleed is an ass
he laughs at retarded kids
and pushes them down.


	
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This is really dumb
Impulse Reality sucks
God, I hate myself.


	
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"Let's have sex," I say
But I am shot down, she says
"Sorry, I am gay."


	
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My ex is a bitch
it's like, stop calling, dammit!
I don't want to talk


	
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My penis is hard
Ha ha ha, that is funny.
God, I'm retarded.


	
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nawleed's haikus suck
All split up oddly
What a fucking jerk.

[nawleed]

creative writing.
class isn't so bad when you
only write haikus.


	
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the sound of pencils;
writing makes me nauseous, like
a carnival ride.


	
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this eraser will
wear down very, very soon...
or will it break off?


	
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"seven syllables"
is really five syllables.
"where's the beef?" she asks.


	
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my throat is full of
phlegm. "now _that's_ a funny word,"
says the blind street mime


	
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"bathroom humor" is
immature... but phlegm is still
quite a funny word...


	
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the sound of the voice
of idiocy abounds,
impenetrable.


	
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all of this writing
is a huge waste of paper.
i kill trees daily.


	
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crooks and foul liars
lacking imagination
cruelly steal ideas.


	
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let it be known that
this was not my idea.
so blame linear.

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