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xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx ____ ____ ____ | || |\ \ | || |/____/ Log: "Upon Purchasing some MxPx" | || |\ \ ir file number 020 |____||____| |____| released 08.01.00 | || |\| | by Xade |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. impulse reality xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx Alrightie.. This is a log to a conversation I had with my best bud Tye. She can be weird at times... In this particular case, I had to leave the room for some reason.. and she kept rattling on... :P Enjoy... ------------------------------------------------------------- <Tye> are you going to go out right now and get MxPx? <Tye> because you should <Tye> you will be back in a bit because it doesn't take long <Tye> because MxPx writes really cool songs <Tye> and they dont smoke bongs <Tye> and they all wear thongs <Xade> shut up, damn i said i had to go <Tye> and they love their moms <Tye> go then i'm oging to keep making cool rhymes <Tye> because i have the time <Tye> and i dont know where to draw the line <Tye> because Mike from MxPx is so fine <Tye> and i want him to be mine <Tye> and drink pickle juice and brine <Tye> and be happy people that shine <Tye> it's just too much for me <Tye> the way mxpx makes me scream with glee <Tye> kinda like i have to pee <Tye> they make me blind so i can't see <Tye> and want to climb around like a monk-ey <Tye> and oh oh and ah ah till i can't breathe <Tye> and mrs roland taught world stud-ies <Tye> MxPx is from cal-i <Tye> and they have butts that are sex-y <Tye> i want to pinch them till they scream <Tye> but please don't think i'm mean <Tye> because i am fit and lean <Tye> like a sexy piece of mixpix meat <Tye> they dont' sound like goats that bleat <Tye> and their guitar riffs are so neat <Tye> because they wrote a song for me <Tye> it's called [Tye Me Down] don't you know <Tye> and they play it at thier shows <Tye> on the grass someone must mow <Tye> and their bass is really low <Tye> but they don't play in the snow <Tye> because that would really blow <Tye> sometimes they go and go <Tye> i like them because they believe in God <Tye> on their cds no one should trod <Tye> and their style is really mod <Tye> when i listen to them i like to nod <Tye> green day has a song called FOD <Tye> but that is not important <Tye> because only MxPx is rel-a-vant <Tye> not much else rhymes with that <Tye> they have a song about a Cat <Tye> one of their members is not named matt <Tye> and none of them are very fat <Tye> but they are all mad phat <Tye> and are much smoother than Shaft <Tye> and taste better than Kraft <Tye> my fingers always snap <Tye> when i listen to their music that isn't crap <Tye> it makes me not want to nap <Tye> or not even bust a cap <Tye> sometimes their flub tends to flap <Tye> because they are punk boys with no muscle fat <Tye> but that doesnt' deter me from their sexiness <Tye> which is way better than plexi-glass <Tye> and not much else rhymes with those words <Tye> their music is better than turds <Tye> better than milk with lots of curds <Tye> i listen to them because i am a nerd <Tye> they do not play them on the Merge <Tye> because that station will not splurge <Tye> i'm running out of rhyming stuff <Tye> you had better put me in handcuffs <Tye> because my brain is full of fluff <Tye> from too much mxpx or maybe not enough <Tye> thank you, i'm [Tye Died] ... i'll be here all week ----------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>>> Crikey! What a rhyme!! <<<<<<<<< Oh yeah.. she's not always like that.. so dont be afraid or anything... em.. yeah. []'s denote editors substitutions xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx (c)2k Impulse Reality http://www.impulsereality.zzn.com xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx