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$ impulse lameality press no. 003 - at war with iR.
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$ $ "What's with that anyways?"
$ $ written by gir
$ $ released 04/15/03
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its linear: so apparently you're never supposed to tell your
girlfriend her sister is pretty?
I've never dated anyone with a pretty sister but a couple of my girlfriends had
really hot moms. But apparently telling your girlfriend her mom is hot is just
as bad as telling her she has a hot sister.
"BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!"
"Oh right. That's not you..."
"WHAT!?!"
"Nothing. I just thought you had a sister."
"We've been going out for over a year! You should know I don't have a sister!"
"Well I've only been to your house once."
"So? In a year's time don't you think I would've mentioned my sister at least
once?"
"You just mentioned her, so yes."
"BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!"
"Look, I'm not going to go after your sister. Baby, you're the one I wanna be
with."
"DON'T YOU BABY ME!"
"Baby..."
"I'm going to hang up this phone."
"Could you put your sister on before you do?"
Looking back, I would've asked for the girl's mom instead of her sister. But
you know how it is: hindsight is twenty-twenty.
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the clever thing to do here would be to take it like a man.
(in the poop shoot, that is)
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