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this here is FLAM FLAM NUMBER 22 this is an email i sent to my good friend, Stumpie: _______________________________________________________ hi. i am 3 years old. remember me. here is a story. it has a beginning, and middle, and an end. it also has characters, a scene, and a plot (of sorts.) here it is: doorknobs, doors, and the car in the alley by aster (thats me!) one day, as phil the cat was walking to the store, he met a man named john fruit. john fruit lived in the room above the store. his walls were painted and pinned apon in various ways. as he saw fit. over his bed was a large cutout of the word "bird". he liked his walls very much. he could not say the same for his ceilings. they were bare. and white. and most uninteresting. when phiol the cat got to conversing with john, they found they had alot in common. they both enjoyed horse races and candy corn. they also were both masters oh t'ai chi, their favorite pastime. they both worked in umbrella stores, phil, in the one on second street with the black giants and tuesday specials. john worked in a used umbrella store. both wore shop-aprons and ball caps on their heads. soon phil and john were the best of friends. they did most everything together. they visited the horse racers and got each other candy corn for their birthdays, september 29th. it was the same, you see. one day while they were walking past the umbrella giant, phils workplace, they decided to move to alaska. so phil rushed into his store to tell his boss he was quiting. while inside, a crazy gun man walked in and killed the 13 people in the store. when john saw thiws he was devistated. he sulked all the time and was never happy because he had lossed his best friend EVER. lets see, now i need an end. john decided to move to alaska anyway, which had been his friend's dyeing wish. of sorts. when he got off the large airplane into alaska he ran into a little blind mouse called bob. they had many things in common and lived happily ever after. the end. _______________________________________________________