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hi!
today, in FLAM #10
we have a special treat!
my best friend timmy wrote a story for us!
yay!#@
here it is!@#!@#!@#
(yay!(YAY(YAYAYAY)))
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"Luther, The Strong Mouse"
by Timmy
Well, I think that it's only appropriate that I tell you about
myself before I write a story. My name is Timothy. I chose this name
tonight. You see, I bumped my head and I can not for the life of me
remember a single thing about who I am. So, I guess I have to start over.
The person who I used to be has really bad taste. His room is a mess.
And he must have smelled like a potato. Yuck.
_LUTHER: THE STORY OF THE STRONG, HAPPY MOUSE_
Once upon a time, there was a very special mouse. He had very
strong legs and was able to climb up 10 hills a day without getting tired.
All the other mice looked up to this mouse. His name was Luther. His
favorite color was brown, the best color around. He ate lobster. He wrote
in his diary sometimes, too.
"DEAR DIARY," he'd write. "I LIKE BEING SO STRONG. IT'S VERY NICE."
He would feel good each and every day of his life, until one day,
two weeks ago, a VERY large bird.. a CROW.. came to town. The crowe was
MUCH stronger than the mouse, but the mouse was too self-confident to
notice.
"Hey Luther," said the crow, "I challenge you to a wing-wrestling
match."
"You will most certainly lose, Crow," Luther spouted out. He
flexed his arms and showed all his muscles. "oooooh!" all the mice said,
in awe.
"If I win, I get to EAT you, Luther!" The Crow cackled.
"I will not lose," Luther assured everyone.
"Okay, put your wing on the table and let's get to it!" the crow
demanded!
"Wait. I don't have a wing! I have arms and legs!" The mouse said.
"It looks like I automatically WIN!" The Crow declared, and ate up
ALL THE MICE EVERYWHERE. HE ATE UP EVERY SINGLE MOUSE AND GOT VERY FAT BUT
HE WAS HAPPY.
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YAY
that was a wonderful story.
i hope timmy writes again!
he is my best friend!
AYYAYAY
goodbye!!@#