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==== ISSUE 56 ====         CONSUMABLE         ======== [October 10, 1995]

  Editor:             Bob Gajarsky
		        Internet: gajarsky@pilot.njin.net
  Sr. Correspondents: Jeremy Ashcroft, Martin Bate, Al Crawford,
                      Dan Enright, Reto Koradi, David Landgren, 
                      Tim Mohr, Jamie Roberts, Joe Silva, John Walker
  Correspondents:     Dan Birchall, Lee Graham Bridges, Scott Byron, Jason 
                      Cahill, Eric Hsu, Tim Hulsizer, Daniel Kane, Mario Lia,
                      Stephen Lin, Sean Eric McGill, P. Nina Ramos, Linda 
                      Scott, Ali Sinclair, Jon Steltenpohl, Courtney Muir 
                      Wallner, Britain Woodman
  Technical Staff:    Chris Candreva, Dave Pirmann, Damir Tiljak,
		      Jason Williams
 
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REVIEW: Oasis, _(What's The Story) Morning Glory_ - Bob Gajarsky
REVIEW: Machines of Loving Grace, _Gilt_ - Sean Eric McGill
REVIEW: Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories, _Tails_ - Jason Cahill
REVIEW: Blondie, _remixed remade remodeled_ - Tim Mohr
REVIEW: Lollapalooza '95 - Dan Geller
REVIEW: Campfire Girls, _Mood Enhancer EP_ - Mario J. Lia
REVIEW: Various Artists, _The Edge of Christmas_ - Bob Gajarsky
REVIEW:  The Lemons, _The Lemons_ - Daniel Kane
REVIEW: Candy Planet, _Blisskrieg_ - Sean Eric McGill
REVIEW: Spacehog, _Resident Alien_ - Tim Mohr
NEWS: SonicNet, WWW sites/mailing lists: King's X, Cravin' Melon, Please,
   Tea Party
TOUR DATES: Cake, Lisa Cerbone, Shawn Colvin, Dance Hall Crashers, Natalie
   Merchant, Ian Moore, Widespread Panic
Back Issues of Consumable
---
	REVIEW: Oasis, _(What's The Story) Morning Glory_ (Epic)
		- Bob Gajarsky
	When Oasis released their debut CD last year, _Definitely Maybe_,
amidst brotherly fighting, pissing off many of the "business" people
associated with the band, and in general being hyped in the UK from
here to the Mohave, I was certain that Oasis would be a one album wonder.
Well, it's nearly one year after that release, more than ten strong
B-sides later, and their second album, _(What's The Story) Morning Glory_
has completely proven me wrong.
	It could be mentioned that the Gallagher brothers still wear
their late 1960's (see: Beatles) influences on their sleeve, but also show
a little more with their nicking of the Gary Glitter track "Hello, Hello,
I'm Back Again" on the opening track "Hello".  Just as "Rock And Roll
Star" was the perfect opening to _Maybe_ with its proclamation that Liam
was, already a star, "Hello", via Gary Glitter, lets the listener know
that the band is back.
	And, yes, the Beatles influence is still prominent; "She's Electric"
starts with a snippet from "With A Little Help From My Friends" and ends
with the Billy Shears fade from "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
"Don't Look Back In Anger" opens with a "Let It Be" piano intro then launches 
into a powerful piece which evokes a vision of an unmade video, with 20,000
people waving their hands while Liam Gallagher warns "Please don't
put your life in the hands / of a rock and roll band / who'll throw
it all away".
	These influences, however, aren't ripped off, but fully integrated
into a blend which will make critics 20 years from now talk about the
"Oasis sound".   
	"Wonderwall" is "Live Forever", part 2, and will probably be the band's
American huge modern rock hit.  And, the UK single "Roll With It" actually
comes off as a modern rock-by-numbers which loses its flavor in several
listens.  Don't judge Oasis off their slower commercial tracks, however - it 
would be throwing away the rest of today's best rock and roll band.  
The closer, "Champagne Supernova", brings in Paul Weller on an 8 minute
epic jaunt that could just be the song of a new generation.
	The verdict is in, and _(What's The Story) Morning Glory?_ is
a masterpiece from start to finish.  Oasis is to the 1990's what R.E.M. was 
to modern rock in the 1980's - definitely brilliant.
---	
	REVIEW: Machines of Loving Grace, _Gilt_ (Mammoth Records)
		- Sean Eric McGill
	It isn't anything new for a band to change their sound, especially in 
industrial music. But Machines of Loving Grace have done more than change their
sound on their new release, _Gilt_ - what they have done is totally 
redefine themselves and create the best release of their career in the 
process.
	The eleven tracks on _Gilt_ cover some of the same ground 
previously trodden by the band, as well as other groups like Nine Inch 
Nails and KMFDM. The topics of suicide, loneliness, and addiction all show 
up on the album, but what sets this release apart from others is the manner 
in which the songs are performed. On _Gilt_, unlike other Machines of Loving 
Grace albums, you get the feeling that this isn't just a group of guys hacking 
around on keyboards, but a *band*, and a damn tight one at that.
	Other industrial bands have made this same transformation, but 
very few have done it so completely and so well on their first attempt. 
Nine Inch Nails - now not just Trent Reznor, but a true band - have done 
a good job live, but their true test will come on the next studio album. For 
Machines of Loving Grace, the transformation has been flawless, with the 
band taking their already well-renowned presence as a live act and putting 
that on disk.
	Of course, their industrial roots are still firmly planted, and 
show themselves from time to time, but this isn't an industrial album. 
Songs like "The Soft Collision" and "Serpico" - both of which are 
plodding, almost relentless songs in their makeup - are offset by 
straight-forward, no-holds-barred rock songs like "Richest Junkie Still 
Alive" and "Suicide King" - which sort of shove you into a wall and keep 
pounding on you until you can feel your brains start to seep out of your 
ears.  Believe me, that's a compliment. The remaining seven tracks on the 
album all fall somewhere in that range, with most of them leaning towards 
the heavier side. But, one consistency remains: as a whole, this is lyrically 
a dark album.
	Many of the songs deal with addictions of one form or another, 
like "Richest Junkie Still Alive", whose title is self-explanatory. Others, 
like "Last", deal more with personal relationships, but not the kind that 
have a happy ending. The band (Scott Benzel, vocals; Tom Coffen, guitar; Ray 
Riendeau, bass; and David Suycott, drums) do an incredible job of putting 
music behind these individual tales, with Benzel's voice taking on the role 
of the various characters that inhabit their sonic landscape.
	All in all, it doesn't get much better than this album. _Gilt_ is 
by far the best work from Machines of Loving Grace, and one of the best 
albums of the year.
---
	REVIEW: Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories, _Tails_(Geffen Records)
		- Jason Cahill
	Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories' debut album, _Tails_, is void of the 
relevant edge which is so prevalent in the work of many comparable female 
artists, lyrically shallow at times and altogether simplistic in structure.  
That said, it probably comes as a surprise to find that I actually enjoyed 
this album, so much so that I began to wonder whether my alternative 
sensibilities were beginning to evaporate.
	These concerns, however, brought me to a very important realization.  
Artists need not always produce challenging, introspective and complex work 
in order for an album to be considered relevant.  _Tails_ is none of these, 
yet still works because of dazzling vocals, vivid imagery and hook laden music.
	The first time I heard Lisa Loeb sing was at CBGB's Gallery in New 
York City, a venue tailor made for acoustical performances.  Periodically, 
Loeb would appear in clubs without her band and perform acoustic sets, 
always experimenting with revised arrangements.  On this particular night, 
I remember having to labor through what seemed like years worth of 
interminably boring opening acts before Loeb took the stage, adorable, 
bespeckled and carrying just an acoustic guitar which covered much of her 
small frame.  She smiled, thanked us for coming and then proceeded to 
mesmerize those who remained for the ensuing hour.  Her voice filled 
every crevice of the room and had us captured and enthralled until the 
final note was sung.
	There was something special about her music.  It was simple in both 
texture and structure, yet it was amazingly vivid, creating images from 
lyrics like no one I'd seen before.  She was a folk singer who sang pop 
songs, a storyteller who recounted tales of an unforgotten past.
	That in mind, it seems wholly appropriate that this album be 
entitled _Tails_, for it is brimming with songs which are, in actuality, 
mini short stories with a changing cast of characters, with Lisa always 
remaining in the center as the one constant.  Given the spelling of the 
title and the fact that the album cover is a cartoonish drawing of a cat 
(very much in the artistic style of Edie Brickell), one might reach the 
conclusion that the title refers to that feline's rear appendage. 
However, a quick listen to the album reveals the band's play on words.
	The lyrics on _Tails_ are most reminiscent of those of Natalie 
Merchant, yet nowhere near as introspective, brooding and resourceful.  
They are, however, character driven pieces with a vivid literary quality.  
"Snow Day" creates the image of a dreary, winter evening and the depression
which sometimes accompanies such a dismal night, with the object of the 
song being the singer's only solace - ("It's a bad day...but you're my 
medicine").  In "Taffy", one of the more playfully sarcastic songs on 
_Tails_, Loeb sings to a friend whose lack of forthrightness seems to 
incite rage in her - ("my friend's got a bruise on his leg from where 
I press my knee, everytime you speak").  An acerbic sense of humor and a 
pensive optimism seem to be songwriter Loeb's strongest assets, creating 
an original insight into life's more commonplace situations.
	There is an erratic and almost schizophrenic musical structure in 
_Tails_, however,  which serves, at times, to diminish Loeb's literary 
lyrics and masterful vocals.  The album seems to fluctuate between songs 
which are energetic and well crafted pop gems with those which are moody 
and downright monotonous.  "Taffy", Waiting For Wednesday" and "Rose-Colored 
Times" are graphic examples of  the band at it's strongest - animated, 
resourceful and infectious, while songs like "Sandalwood" and "Hurricane" 
are stark reminders of what can happen when a band aims too high.
	As far as debut albums go, however, _Tails_ is a solid effort, 
managing to capture and crystallize both Loeb's luxurious vocals and 
picturesque lyrics into well crafted pop gems.  So, while comparisons to 
Victoria Williams and Jane Siberry can wait, Lisa Loeb has certainly laid 
the necessary groundwork. 
---
	REVIEW: Blondie, _remixed remade remodeled_ (Chrysalis)
		-Tim Mohr
	The operative question when considering making a remix album is Why? 
There should be a point to reconstructing songs, even if the idea is just to 
provide a new context and a chance to dance.
	Unfortunately, there seems little point to this remix project: most 
of the new settings are so ordinary that they hardly qualify as another 
context in which to hear the songs. As might be expected with a lack-lustre 
project, the most agreeable pieces are those composed from Blondie's most 
dance-oriented songs, "Heart of Glass" (Ritchie Jones Club Mix) and "Atomic" 
(Diddy's 12" Mix).
	The project reveals its potential in the final track, a Black Dog 
remix of "Fade Away and Radiate" that is light and airy - very different from 
the boring, leaden house mixes that pervade the rest of the album. The mix 
takes only the eerie keyboard from the original, putting them in a fast-paced 
beat lattice along with Deborah Harry's vocals. The melody and atmosphere 
somehow emerge from the new mix intact - the context is completely different 
from the brooding original but works. Alas, this is the only such success.
	Remixing Blondie in run-of-the-mill house style admits defeat, as if 
the evergreen melodies will have to be remade in contemporary style every few 
years in order to maintain their appeal. Commercial dance music is the most 
consistently disposable form of popular music; part of what made Blondie so 
engaging (especially insofar as the band is still engaging) was their ability 
to incorporate some dance elements while maintaining timeless qualities 
associated with the best pop and rock music. 
	Most awkward of all is "One Way or Another" (Damien's Supermarket 
Mix), which is anchored by a sample of the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams." This 
is truly horrible stuff; at least a remix project can seek to avoid a 
greatest-hits-of-the-80s pastiche.
	These remixes show the weakest side of contemporary house and dance, 
where beats (and unoriginal ones at that) have long since outstripped any 
accompanying melody. Grafting vocals from familiar songs is no solution to 
this problem. Instead, the organizers should have considered the innovative 
nature of the originals and sought to duplicate that again today. Remixes of 
Primal Scream by Sabres of Paradise and Portishead, or of Jon Spencer's Blues 
Explosion by U.N.K.L.E., are more representative of innovative hybrids of 
dance and rock than anything on _remixed remade remodeled_, and Blondie, of 
all bands, certainly deserves to be at this vanguard rather than wallowing in 
mediocrity. 
---
	REVIEW: Lollapalooza '95
		- Dan Geller
	Now that the rock carnivals of summer have bedded down for the fall, 
Dan Geller takes an extensive musical look back at the current state of 
Perry Farell's alterna-juggernaut: 	
	Lollapalooza 95 marked a turning point for the now infamous 
alterna-rock festival. This year's lineup finally broke the tradition of 
convening a bunch of semi to mega-huge outfits with a few lesser known 
bands. Instead the show consisted of a lot of bands with a strong but 
minimal following (Pavement, The Jesus Lizard, etc.) with only a couple of 
few huge names (Hole, Cypress Hill).The result was a lineup that makes 
you want to call up the guy who set it up and say "Thanks." This was in 
sharp contrast to coordinator Perry Farell's original vision for this year's 
show which included the likes of Snoop Doggy Dog and other "diverse" 
names. Another change in this year's event was a stronger focus on the 
music and less emphasis on the "festival atmosphere" Lollapalooza is 
known for. This year, for the first time, it seemed everyone was there for the 
music; in most cases, unfortunately, this only meant Hole and more 
specifically Courtney Love. The Midway consisted of a few tents with 
attractions that focused mainly on computers and drugs. However, these 
tents were nothing compared to previous years' huge interactive displays 
that were usually inoperative and inefficient anyway. This absence of 
diversions other than the music resulted in most attendees spending most of 
their time at the main stage, even if they had no idea who was playing. It 
was hard to walk to your seat without hearing someone asking the question 
"who are these guys again?", especially when the band on stage wasn't 
Cypress Hill, Beck, or Hole. This lack of interest in most of the bands was 
quite a letdown for the fans that came to see specific performances. It was 
hard to enjoy the music when most of the people surrounding you could 
care less that there was even anyone on stage. 
	The second stage possessed a completely different character at most 
times throughout the day. An incredible lineup including the likes of 
Portastatic, Versus, Built to Spill, and a special encore performance by 
Pavement gave the second stage the feeling of an outdoor club. Out there 
almost everyone knew who they were watching and were damn happy to 
be there. Aside from the Cypress Hill rip-offs Red Man (who for some 
ridiculous reason played at the very same time Cypress Hill did) the bands 
on this stage were closely related musically which produced a very 
coherent and enjoyable day of music outside the amphitheater.
	The Jesus Lizard offered an 
insane set which should have surprised no one due to all of the well 
deserved and long overdue hype now surrounding the band. Singer David 
Yow spent the set screaming his dirty head off and flaying his limbs into 
the faces of slightly tipsy kids who wanted to impress their friends with 
their endurance by running up front to the battlefield. Belting out their own 
special, twisted homages to the insane, The Lizard hit the audience in a 
way no other band at this rock and roll extravaganza could, motivating the 
small but eager initial crowd to cause damage to one another. This marked 
the only part of the festival which actually had a bonified "pit", and was 
also the only time in the show that one may have actually been warranted.
	Beck took the stage next, and boy did he and his band ROCK! 
Beck has this certain starpower that I cannot figure out. He seems just like 
some normal kid who got lucky with a single; but there is something else 
there, something great. He rolls around the stage in a way all his own and 
makes his seemingly goofy brand of rap/rock stuff seem legit enough that 
you almost buy it. He also managed to put a good band together to fill out 
his sometimes sparse arrangements. A highlight of Beck's performance 
which deserves special acknowledgment was this incredible guitar throw 
which involved him hurling his still strapped guitar around his head and 
catching it quick enough to allow him to keep playing without missing a 
note... WOW!
	After Beck the Atlanta crowd was treated to a main stage set by 
Superchunk. They replaced Elastica who replaced Sinead who replaced 
rock and roll with a baby. Seeing a band like Superchunk on a huge stage, 
playing an amazing set, was a treat. They played 
songs off all of their records, including songs rarely heard live anymore. 
Their singer Mac said it best when he said, "We were sick of playing this 
next song for people who have heard us play it before. But I think it is a 
safe bet that none of you have heard us play this one before." as an 
introduction to their indie rock anthem "Slack Motherfucker." Superchunk 
used the huge stage well running around in circles on it and leaving no inch 
uncovered. The band maintained a great sense of humor ending the set by 
stating "Thank you we were Sinead O'Connor and we really like the big 
stage." Hopefully this performance will be the first of many for them on the 
big stage in front of a big crowd.
	Next came Pavement, a great follow-up to the high energy pop of 
Superchunk. They played on a stage consisting of props resembling a 
twisted Mexican desert which contemplated their warped and sometimes 
country flavored set of music. Led by drunken singer Steve Malkmus,
Pavement played an unlikely bunch of songs on the main stage which only 
contained a few of their better known songs namely "Range Life" and "Cut 
Your Hair". The rest of the songs were more obscure cuts mainly from 
their last two records. The band played like true rock stars with a (phony?) 
arrogance that went well with the mood of the festival. Pavement, like 
many of the other bands seemed to have a certain contempt for the crowd. 
This may have been warranted by the crowd's lack of interest in this band 
while they sat idle and waited for the pot smoking rap group that was to 
follow.
	Cypress Hill entered the stage in a puff of..yawn..smoke, and 
continued their set to include about a thousand more clichis that one would 
expect from a group that has a song entitled "Hits from the Bong." I guess 
that if you smoke a lot of pot you were really supposed to like this or 
something, but I just didn't get it. They jumped around the "hemp" filled 
stage and motivated the eager crowd to do the same in their seats. I guess 
that was an accomplishment in itself since up until this point most of the 
crowd was content to drink beer and complain. One has to admit, these 
guys have a lot of fun with what they are doing, and they translate that fun 
to the crowd well. They just need to get over the fact that most of their 
success is attributed solely to the fact that they exploit a boring, old, bad 
habit.
	After the smoke cleared came the moment they were all waiting for. 
Mrs. Cobain was about to play. It was this attitude of the crowd that really 
put a damper on Hole's performance. Hole is a good band, a really good 
band - regardless of any relation to other really good bands. But for 
some reason, people will not let go of the past. From the first minute that the 
band took to the beautifully decorated stage people were shouting out 
comments about dead rock stars. With a reaction like this to every 
performance it is no wonder Courtney Love can be such a bitch. The 
crowd spent most of the set trying to get Courtney to pull up her dress 
which, unfortunately, she did. Also, at one point someone threw a 
shirt with Kurt's face on it up on stage. Courtney picked it up and kissed it 
tossing it back in to the crowd. After this she got into some argument with 
some guy who she challenged to a brawl on stage, when for some unknown 
reason, the guy backed down. The music definitely took a back seat for this
performance, which was too bad; Hole played everything one would expect them to off 
their first two releases and threw in some wonderful new songs that makes 
one believe their songwriter's marriage definitely had some positive results.
	More positive results were achieved by Hole ending their set; over 
half of the crowd left. This prompted headliners Sonic Youth to ask 
security to stop checking tickets and allow the fans in the lawn seats to 
come down to the reserved seating section in the front. And did they ever; I 
thought I was going to be crushed by the avalanche of noise rock fans that 
cascaded down to the front rows. Sonic 
Youth began their set on the ambient set with an amazing version of 
"Schizophrenia" which was enough to make the whole day worth while. 
SY had a light show that could rival 
a Techno club which focused on three or four giant orbs covered in 
Christmas lights which hovered above their heads. This eye candy 
complimented the band's intense musical performance. They drew songs 
from many of their early release and included five new songs that are as 
incredible as anything the quartet has ever produced. Most songs ended in a 
wall of noise that was so textured and precise it could bring a tear to the 
eye of anyone who has ever stepped on a distortion pedal. Every member 
of the band would have been able to hold the attention of the crowd by 
themselves and combined it was almost overwhelming. They ended the 
night with a new song called "Diamond Sea" that is literally the best song I 
heard all day and perhaps the best Sonic Youth song ever. It began slow 
and pretty with Thurston singing lightly over sparse guitars (Kim Gordon 
traded in her bass for a guitar about 3/4 into the set) and culminated in a 20 
minute noisefest that was the most intense rocking I have seen in my short 
life which suddenly reverted back to the pleasantness of the beginning. This 
ended the day on a note so sweet that Lollapalooza '95 definitely gets my 
vote as the best version of Lolla to date.
---
	REVIEW: Campfire Girls, _Mood Enhancer EP_ (Interscope)
		- Mario J. Lia
	When people see the label Interscope, the first thing they probably
think of is Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails.  The Campfire Girls are
not like Nine Inch Nails; there are no computer samples that loop over,
and the songs aren't complex.  Does that make them any less of a great band? 
Not in the least.
	 Jon Pikus (drums) and Christian (guitar/vocals) united first.  They
were living together in a communal-type house in Hollywood.  Jon was
playing drums for the L.A. band El Magnifico at that time.  When
Andrew (bass) was introduced by a mutual girlfriend the Campfire Girls
were complete.  Jon left El Magnifico earlier this year and is now
living in a new house with his bandmates.
	If you take the raw energy and distorted hooks of Nirvana and combine
it with the pop vocal and lyric style of the Lemonheads, you have
the Campfire Girls.  And just like both of these bands ,the Campfire
Girls can't be categorized into one type of music.
	Some of the best songs on the album are also the simplest.  "Quick
Phone Call" and "p.f.a.m.g." are good examples; the structure of these
songs are "verse-chorus-bridge" type songs that builds, and builds and
then it comes down and starts over.  But they always have a hook in
the song, sometimes a riff or sometimes a lyric, that makes you want to
listen to it and makes the song anything but boring.
	Then they also have songs that are on the other side.  Songs like
"Homework" and "Junkman" sound as if you got together with your friends
down the street, turned up the distortion and are jamming in your
garage. The rest of the songs fall in or between these two points.
	One of the best songs isn't even a listed track.  If you fast
forward after the last song is over you will get to a hidden song.;
a three minute cover of the Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever".
No weird instruments in this version, just the three Campfire
Girls playing at full force.
	This is a wonderful album.  The only downside to _Mood Enhancer_
is that it is only an EP.  Six new songs plus "Little Wolverine" (from their 
first EP) make a short CD.  But it is good enough to keep you rocking until 
their full album comes out.
---
	REVIEW: Various Artists, _The Edge of Christmas_ (Oglio)
		- Bob Gajarsky
	Following on the heels of 1994's _The Coolest Christmas_, Oglio
Records returns to the holiday spirit with a cup of eggnog and some
mistletoe on their most recent release, _The Edge of Christmas_.
	Can we say "Hallelujah!"?  Probably the "biggest" holiday song not 
to appear on a compilation CD is the Waitresses' "Christmas Wrapping", and
that track is definitely the highlight of this 12 song compilation.  
While some of the tracks have appeared elsewhere (the David Bowie/Bing
Crosby cut, also released by Oglio as a CD-Rom single, is fast approaching
Elmo & Patsy's "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" as most overplayed
holiday song), most of these cuts have rarely, if ever, seen the light
of day on disk.  
	These obscure holiday tracks are the heart of this compilation.
Where else can you hear the Cocteau Twins singing "Winter Wonderland" or the 
Smithereens singing "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer"?   Some of these
only appeared on flexi-disc or MTV, but they've now been collected on one
disc.
	So, when you're going to relatives for Christmas dinner, and don't
want to have to listen to the same tired music, pick up either Oglio
compilation.  Maybe it'll teach grandma how to be hip with some of the 1980's 
(and 1990's) cool alternative artists.

	TRACK LISTING: Queen - Thank God It's Christmas, Pat Benatar - Please 
Come Home For Christmas, Pretenders - 2000 Miles, Kate Bush - December Will 
Be Magic Again, David Bowie & Bing Crosby, Peace On Earth / Little Drummer 
Boy, Cocteau Twins - Winter Wonderland, Smithereens - Rudolph The Red-Nosed 
Reindeer, Dave Edmunds - Run Run Rudolph, Payolas - Christmas Is Coming, 
Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York, Ramones - Merry 
Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight), Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
---
	REVIEW:  The Lemons: _The Lemons_ (Mercury)
		- Daniel Kane
	What's the conceivable result of combining the vocal presence of Gene
Simmons at the advent of Kiss and an absolutely relentless energy level?
	The answer is The Lemons performing five tracks on their debut
eponymous E.P.   Originating in Seattle, the band combines uniquely 
energetic lyrics with a rocking approach which keeps the rhythm continuous, 
from the advisory "Know Your Place" to the 97-second "I'm Not Your Pop."
	Greg Lovell (vocals, guitar), Nabil Ayers (drums), Brent Saunders (bass)
and Jeff Hiatt (guitar) became the Lemons in September, 1991, and attribute
the Ramones, New York Dolls and Kiss as influences.
	Having toured primarily in Quebec, Ontario and various midwestern and
northeastern states during September, The Lemons, by virtue of the quality of
the debut E.P., will expectedly deliver more of the same high-energy material
in live performances and in subsequent releases.  A full-length album is
expected in the spring of 1996.
---
 	REVIEW: Candy Planet, _Blisskrieg_ (Oblivion Entertainment)
		- Sean Eric McGill
	I wasn't too thrilled about Candy Planet before I heard them. 
They are a San Francisco-based band fronted by a woman, who also happens 
to be one of the primary songwriters in the band. Being a survivor of 
eighties big-hair hard rock, the name "Candy Planet" brought forth 
visions of groups like Vixen and Madame X - not to mention the Love factor.
	But after hearing _Blisskrieg_, the band's sophomore effort, I 
was rather impressed with their ability to combine catchy pop tunes with 
the occasionally deep lyric - all the while not becoming bogged down on 
one side of the other.
	Too many times, we see bands that are either too serious or too 
frivolous. In some cases, the music deserves to be treated as such. But 
most of the time, you have bands that try to be serious when they have no 
business doing so and vice versa, with the result being that they end up 
looking clownish (for example, who told Motley Crue that they needed to 
write "meaningful lyrics"?).
	But, I digress. _Blisskrieg_ is a strong record in every respect, 
and while, the presence of Laura Arias on vocals adds an extra punch to 
the group, it is their cohesiveness as a band that sets them apart from 
many of the other indie acts out right now. Let's face it, after Liz 
Phair, Courtney Love, Alanis Morrisette and others, we've become almost 
immune to a woman singing about women's issues on an album. The gender of 
your band is now almost the non-issue it should be, and thankfully, Candy 
Planet seem to realize that.
	Most of the songs on _Blisskrieg_ tend to fall on the heavier end 
of the musical spectrum (falling somewhere between Band de Soleil and 
Hole), and the band delivers with almost every track. Arias, along with 
drummer Paul Revelli, bassist John Christensen, and guitarist Andy Stern 
gel together perfectly on songs like "Every Time" (which features the 
great line "you're the type of guy to spill his drinks, not his guts") 
and "Looking to the Stars." Perhaps the only miscue on the album is 
"Cancer in the Raw," which - while I certainly didn't really like the 
song - is better than many of the other songs I've heard this year.
	The song that deals the strongest with a women's issue is "Racer 
Girl," which Arias wrote after seeing a documentary on a women, but with 
all-male bands on the soundtrack. When she sings "who says girls can't 
race the hell out of boxcars/your jealousy don't mean dick" she's being 
just as strong as any other female vocalist in the music industry, 
perhaps even more so by not turning her strength into her shtick.
	The bottom line is that _Blisskrieg_ is a solid album from a 
solid band that warrants some attention. The songwriting and 
musicianship flow together perfectly, which is what should be the most 
important thing about a band in the first place.
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	REVIEW: Spacehog, _Resident Alien_ (Sire)
		-Tim Mohr
	It is little wonder that Spacehog originated in New York despite the 
fact that all of its members are from Leeds, England. They would certainly be 
outcasts in the current musical climate back home: despite their indiscrete 
references to David Bowie (musical, lyrical, and otherwise), Spacehog most 
often sound like a Vegas lounge version of Guns N' Roses.
	Singer Royston Langdon's voice is a dead ringer for Axl Rose's, not 
the screechy "Paradise City" Axl but the lower "Mr. Brownstone" Axl. And like 
Axl in either range, Langdon uses exagerrated vibrato.
	_Resident Alien_ is shamelessly retrospective. The atmosphere of the 
project is like a Hanoi Rocks Revival Orchestra. The band's themesong, 
cleverly entitled "Spacehog," pulls from Bowie's "Major Tom," while the 
opening "look out!" on "Candyman" evokes Bowie's "Suffragette City" with all 
the erotic subtlety of a flasher.
	There are a number of inescapably catchy power-glam songs on the 
record, particularly on the second side. Points of interest include "Only a 
Few," a wonderful cross of Prince, glam, and, er, Guns N' Roses. "The Last 
Dictator" could be a collaboration between Bowie, Tom Petty, and, er, Guns N' 
Roses.
	_Resident Alien_ was put to tape in the same studio as Meatloaf's 
_Bat Out of Hell_. This may be an attempt to excuse the bloated, recycled 
cabaret of Spacehog - preemptorily heading off criticism by labelling the 
record intentionally ironic. That is, forcing the substitution of a 
description like "camp" for a possibly more apt adjective like "crap." 
	The band has chosen wisely in relocating to the States, a move that 
should allow them to become huge for two reasons. First, few Americans revere 
early Bowie; and second, Axl started layering his low voice 
with his high-pitched howl after the beloved first record, perhaps leaving a 
craving.
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	Lisa Cerbone
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Oct. 12 St. Petersburg, FL Jannus Landing
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