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gggg ggggssssgggg ggggssggggssgggg gggg $$ssssgggg $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ssssgggg $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ssss$$ $$ssss$$ $$ $$ $$ssss$$ ------------------------------------------------------- b l i s t e r s - o n - m y - b u t t ------------------------------------------------------- issue 005 - "hoe conspiracy theory #1" by augustine goat rex ------------------------------------------------------- contact: http://www.alt164.com/bomb or bomb@alt164.com ------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 11 Nov 1998 22:08:04 -0500 From: ziego vuantar <ziegovuantar@hotmail.com> To: mogel <okay@dto.net> Subject: monday night Do you think that Stone Cold will win this week? I'm really looking forward to Monday night's match. It should be really good. Want to come over to my house to watch it? Maybe we can play some scrabble when we're done; I hope your mom doesn't make you come home early again. Do you have off from school on Friday? My mom's taking me to see the new Rugrats movie. Do you want to come??? bye, friend!! -ziego :::::!::@::!:::@:#!:@#:!@::!@::!$:#:#@:#$:@:::::::::!:::!: Ladies and Gentlemen: What we have here is the first in a series of investigative files that I will present into the secret dealings of two of the most prominent people in the zine HOE. In this first installment, I present to you the above quoted email that shows you, firsthand, information leading to the basis of my conspiracy theory. HOE was never taken over by "revolutionary leader" Ziego Vuantar. In fact, Ziego Vuantar is a close and personal friend of Mogel's. What this email shows us is that Ziego and Mogel "hang out" quite frequently. They are avid wrestling fans; they are often found imitating their favorite wrestling moves in Mogel's bedroom. What is more disturbing is the fact that they have injured countless mice while imitating their favorite wrestlers. This has to stop. I have more proof that I will show in other files that will prove that Ziego and Mogel have been friends for since they were in the sixth grade. I have pictures and other electronic evidence that will prove that the entire HOE "revolution" is merely a conspiracy to get the reader to buy more HOE merchandise. "What merchandise?" Believe you me, I've got Mogel on tape talking about the new "multi- million dollar online store" that he is starting. "Those suckers are going to make us rich, Ziego! I'm so glad that we're so smart and they're not! Ha ha! Ha ha!" Don't fall into the trap. This email also proves that mogel is only 12. This is undeniable through his love of of wrestling and the Rugrats television show is clearly pointed out in this email. I CHALLENGE MOGEL OR ZIEGO TO EMAIL ME AT rex@alt164.com TO DISPUTE THESE ACCUSATIONS. THEY MAY TRY, BUT THE TRUTH WILL SEEK THEM OUT IN THE END. ------------------------------------------------------- (c) jesus was a wanker press, 1998, biznatch. -------------------------------------------------------