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[ Table of Content! [b0g-8.txt]
[ 0:. - [ ] :. ]
[ 1:. - [ Bill Gates is Satan ] [data] :. ]
[ 2:. - [ How to get out of jury duty ] [mike jasper] :. ]
[ 3:. - [ Rogers/AT&T Pay-As-You-Go Billing Vulnerability ] [tc] :. ]
[ 4:. - [ The Real Prae ] [Prae] :. ]
[ 5:. - [ Reactions to the 2600 ruling ] [ripped_edge] :. ]
[ 6:. - [ Funniest IRC log ever ] [chris] :. ]
[ 7:. - [ /etc/passwd and /etc/shadow in Linux ] [magictux] :. ]
[ 8:. - [ Counter Hacker Profiling ] [ripped_edge] :. ]
[ 9:. - [ rap Vs the viruscoders part 2! ] [evul] :. ]
[10:. - [ The ultimate guide to marihuana ] [wh0rde] :. ]
[11:. - [ A fistful of bombs ] [d[a]wg] :. ]
[12:. - [ Owning the universe ] [tak] :. ]
[13:. - [ Why RLoxley Is My Favorite Person On Earth] [acidkick] :. ]
[14:. - [ How to tell if your best friend is a wigger ] [zeddy] :. ]
[15:. - [ How to start a Pub Ruck ] [bruk0ut] :. ]
[16:. - [ Fun Cannabis Related Tools ] [trionix] :. ]
[17:. - [ Mailbag ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[18:. - [ warez, exploits and 0day code ] [various gimps] :. ]
[19:. - [ IRC Quotes ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[20:. - [ closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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[ 1:. - [ Bill Gates is Satan ] [data] :. ]
[s3v3n-27@antionline.org] :. ]
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Do you know that Bill Gates' real name is William Henry Gates III? If so,
who gives a fuck, but he is known as Bill Gates (III) where III means the
order of third, duh! So what's so weird about this name? OK, if you take
all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it into ASCII and then
add up all the numbers.... You will get 666. "Really? How do you
know?"...Shut the fuck up and I�ll tell you
B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76
G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83
I = 1
I = 1
I = 1
Add these numbers and they equal 666(you can use pen or paper but I use the
calculator on my computer cause I don't know how to add)Coincidence? Maybe,
but take Windows 95 and do the same procedure and you will get 666. Still
think it is coincidence? then your a dumb fuck. Okay, now for the good
part. For those of you who still have the old Excel 95 try this out:
1. Open a new file
2. Scroll down to row 95
3. Click on the row 95 button to highlight the entire row
4. Press tab to move to the second column
5. Now, move your mouse and click on Help at the top
6. Then click on "About Microsoft Excel"
7. Press Ctrl-Alt-Shift and click on the tech support button at the same
time
8. a window will appear with the title: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS
It has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall using the
arrow keys. And on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured
souls... Now walk up the stairs and then come back down, facing the blank
wall. Now type in EXCELKFA this will open the blank wall to reveal another
secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off. This is
difficult to do. When you get to the end, you will see something really,
weird. It could be a joke by MS programmers. Or is it? I don't know god
dammit, don't ask me.
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[ 2:. - [ How to get out of jury duty ] [mike jasper] :. ]
[jasper@mikejasper.com] :. ]
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"State your name and jury number please."
"Ahhh... Mike Jasper. And I'm not sure what my jury number is. I heard 190-
something, but I was thinking it was 162. I'm not real sure."
I had just hit a home run, a towering Mark McGwire shot in the upper decks.
The judge, the bailiff and the lawyers all looked at me with the same
collective thought: This fucker's too stupid to be on the jury. And he
might be high.
"Why you want to get out of jury duty for?" my comedian friend Mary C.
asked me the next day. "You don�t want to be part of process of great
system of justice in great country of America?"
Hmmm. I hadn't thought about it that way before. But it's true: I don't
want to be part of the process of the great system of justice in this great
country of America.
Why? Because I don't believe in the judicial system. Let me clarify: I
believe it exists. I also believe it provides the best justice money can
buy. But I don't believe 12 people selected randomly from a segment of the
population too stupid to get out of jury duty can be expected to wade
through incantations of legal voodoo and render the right decision.
With the exception of the OJ trial, of course. He was clearly innocent.
But I digress. I promised to tell you how to get out of jury duty and I
plan to deliver on that promise:
How To Get Out of Jury Duty
1) Dress for success.
While few courts require you to wear a suit, most expressly forbid shorts
or cut-offs, tee-shirts, tank tops or other so-called muscle shirts. Jeans
are okay, provided they aren't torn or patched. Penny loafers rock.
In other words, it's the exact same dress code required by the Yellow Rose,
a local Austin titty bar. Truth is, you can easily meet the court's dress
code requirements and still create a repulsive image. All it takes is a
little imagination.
Think costume.
On my appointed court date, I decided to go as a 70s rock star. (Note:
Whenever possible, draw from your own experience.) I wore black slacks and
black cowboy boots, a teal silk shirt unbuttoned one more button than good
breeding would normally dictate, and the piece de resistance -- a full-
length black trench coat.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find my old shark-tooth necklace, which would
have been the perfect accessory. My hair wasn't as long as I would have
liked either, but I managed to spike it up pretty convincingly with a blow
dryer. The beard played to type and the shades -- although not allowed in
the courtroom -- added penache to my entrances and exits.
2) Choose your smell and stick to it.
There is nothing in the dress code about personal hygiene, likely because
the courts don't want to consider the ugly possibilities.
I prefer the persistent smell of cigarette smoke, but then I'm a
cigarette smoker (Again: Draw from your own experience). Every time I left
the building for a cigarette break, I forced myself to smoke two butts: one
for me, one for my clothes. Not only did this help me get out of jury duty,
it assured me more elbow room in court.
You might prefer another scent, perhaps a natural one. If so, don't take a
shower for several days before your appointed court date. Not only will you
get out of jury duty, you might be excused early. Others may choose to
employ a noxious aftershave or perfume. If so, I suggest you splash it on
thick before leaving the house and carry around a bottle in your pocket for
convenient booster applications.
This I guarantee: no one will ever question you about your smell. No one
would dare take that kind of initiative. As a rule, all workplace
decisions are made by committee. Short straw loses.
3) No matter what your occupation, fit the words "newspaper reporter"
somewhere in your jury form.
All courts require potential jurors to fill out a form. If you're a full-
time parent, a felon or certifiably insane, you'll be able to check the
appropriate box and get out of jury duty without having to attend so much
as a single day in court. Why? Because if you're a full-time parent, a
felon or certifiably insane, you're much more likely to smell (I'm telling
you, they just hate that).
Assuming you're not one of the above, find the place on the form where
you're asked to name your occupation. In that space, write the following:
"I am currently a (Your Occupation), but I plan to become a NEWSPAPER
REPORTER in the very near future."
Here's the deal: When you're on a jury, you are not allowed to discuss the
case outside the courtroom. But once the jury's released, you can write for
daylight. You can be colorful and describe how the defense lawyer spilled
coffee on his trousers just minutes before his summation.
Officers of the court know what reporters do. And they hate what
reporters do.
I hope anyone trying to get out of jury duty will consider my advice, for I
can absolutely guarantee with Joe Namath-like certainty that my little
three-point system will work every time. Unless, of course, you live in the
state of California, in which case you're fucked, since the Golden State
has recently passed laws against smelling, changing jobs, shark-tooth
necklaces, smoking, aftershave use, the wearing of trench coats, and the
writing of web pages offering advice on how to get out of jury duty.
Copyright 2000 by Mike Jasper
[note from editor: for more articles/rants from this guy check out
http://www.mikejasper.com ]
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[ 3:. - [ Rogers/AT&T Pay-As-You-Go Billing Vulnerability ] [tc] :. ]
[theclone@b0g.org] :. ]
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Advisory released: Tuesday August 29, 2000
Severity: Pay-As-You-Go billing vulnerability on the part of Rogers/AT&T
allowing anyone (especially YOU!) to exploit it and make
local/national/international calls for free.
Author: The Clone
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Disclaimer; I don't take responsibility for anything in this file because
an Iranian terrorist group known as 'habakkkoktao' has held me
at gun point requesting that I write this or they're going to
shoot me. Don't blame me, blame them!
Introduction;
Rogers/AT&T (Canada) offers to its customers, a particular service plan
known as the "ROGERS/AT&T Pay-As-You-Go Wireless Plan". This "plan"
entitles
you to full local, national, and international wireless service within the
coverage areas that it offers (see www.rogers.ca for coverage info).
In order to make use of the pre-paid wireless service,
you must firstly sign up by:
1. Dialing one of the following toll-free numbers from a landline phone;
(Between 8:00am-9:00pm weekly, 8:00am-6:00pm Saturdays and holidays)
1-800-663-1415 - British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba
1-800-268-7347 - Ontario
1-800-361-0538 (1-800-ROGERS AT&T) - Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia,
Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland
OR
2. Walk into any Rogers/AT&T store or certified dealership and sign up
there.
Want to order over the phone or need help finding the nearest
dealership?
Call: 1-888-448-7994
OR
3. Buy 'Pay-As-You-Go' online:
http://www.rogers.ca/wireless/english/voice/pay/buy/index.html
Pre-Paid Cards;
By going to any Rogers/AT&T wireless store location, you can pick yourself
up one of many different Pay-As-You-Go cards. What I usually buy are the
$25
1-hour cards because they're cheap and I'm not really huge on talking on
tumor
causing insecure radio transmitter/receivers.
Activating your Card;
After purchasing your pre-paid card, what you can do is call up one of the
INWATS number listed above (from a landline) that services your local area
and speak to one of the friendly customer service representative who'll
be MORE than happy to help you out. Tell them that you just purchased a
pre-paid card and that you'd like them to renew the time to your phone.
Re-filling your time;
Either buy another Pay-As-You-Go card from a Rogers/AT&T dealership,
call them up and pay with your credit card, OR see step 3 [above].
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The Vulnerability - as a scenario.
- Johnny picks up his wireless Rogers/AT&T pre-paid phone and turns it on
- Johnny hears a beep, looks at his phone and notices that he has a lot of
battery power left - Johnny feels glee and lets out a huge *sigh*
- Johnny then proceeds to dial his boyfriend Frank's phone number
- Johnny prepares to listen to the beautifully sounding automated female
recording (that makes him for a moment in his very homosexual life want
to be heterosexual just so he'd know what it was like to actually lust
for such an angelic voice) read off the number of minutes he has left
for his call (account balance).
- Too bad for Johnny; no automated voice at all! "What duth dith mean?"
lisps the very gay, confused, and curious Johnny.
Well Johnny, what just occurred was simple;
The Rogers/AT&T's Pay-As-You-Go billing system didn't recognize your
account,
therefore you weren't billed for that particular call. Each time the
automated
voice plays, you're billed for the call - each time it doesn't, you aren't.
I've estimated (with my personal experience) that the billing errors occur
approximately 40% of the time while 60% of the time the billing goes
through
absolutely fine.
One could easily exploit this vulnerability by;
Hanging up the call every time the automated voice appears on the phone,
re-dialing the desired number and repeating the process until the automated
voice doesn't appear.
Simply only pay for one $25 Pay-As-You-Go card and keep exploiting the
Rogers/AT&T system, calling any number you wish in the world for absolutely
free! No one gets billed, no one is hurt.
Leech off the capitalist pigs while you still can!
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[ 4:. - [ The Real Prae ] [Prae] :. ]
[prae@b0g.org] :. ]
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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Prae please stand up?
I repeat, Will the real Prae please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Ya'll act like ya've never seen a 40 year old virgin before,
Jaws all on the floor like bronc, like jericho just burst in the door and
started whippin' his ass worse than before. they first were
divorce. throwin' him over furniture. (AAAHHH!).
It's the return of the "Ah wait, no way,you're kidding. he didn't just
touch my penis did he?". And Vegtam said... NOTHING YOU IDIOTS! VEGTAM'S
DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN K-RAD-BOB'S BASEMENT! Feminist lesbians love RLoxley
"h0h0h0, I'm sick of him, look at him walking around grabbin' his
you-know-what, wavin' it at those poor little kids" - "Yeah, but he's so
gay though." Yeah he's probably got a couple o' cobwebs in his underpants
but no worse than whats going on in his bedroom (*orgasm*). Sometimes he
just wants to get on usenet and just let loose, but can't. But it's cool
for JP to hump a fat slut. My bum is on his lips! My bum is on his
lips! And if I'm lucky he might just give it a little kiss. And thats the
message that he delievers to the kids in #hackphreak and expects them not
to know what winnuke.c is. Of course they're gonna know what homosexuality
is, by the time they meet Accipiter they've been assfucked ten times,
haven't they?. We ain't nothing but mammals, Well some of us faggots who
suck other guys' dicks for fun. But if we can hump 7 to 12 year olds then
there's no reason why bronc and jericho cant elope. But if you feel like I
feel with my 18 incher. Women, wave your pantyhose. Sing the chorus and it
goes..
I'm Prae, and I don't like niggers one bit.
All you other Prae's are just imatatin'
So wont the real Prae please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[sing it twice]
BobsKC don't gotta cuss to get his point across, well I do, so fuck him
and fuck you too! You think I give a fuck about DEFcon? half of you lamers
cant even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But we want you to come,
Prae!" Why? So you guys can just lie, to get me here and sit me here next
to viXen900? (EWWW!). Cass better switch me chairs so I can sit next
to k-rad-bob and twist an hear em' argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch, fuckin' me around. "Oh, you're so sweet, Prae. hee-hee." I
should post her naked pics on the b0g BBS and show the whole world how
you gave Prae VD! I'm sick of you fuckin' scene whores, all you do is
annoy me, so I have been sent here to fucking kill you.
And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me and just dont
give a fuck like me, dress like me, walk, talk and act like me. It just
might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm Prae, and I don't like niggers one bit.
All you other Prae's are just imatatin'
So wont the real Prae please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[sing it twice]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you things you
joke about with your friends in your /msg window, the only difference is I
got the balls to say in front of ya'll and I don't gotta be false or sugar
coated at all, I just sit at my term and spit it and wether you like to
admit it, i just shit it better then 90% of you faggots out there. And you
wonder why these kids look up to me? It's funny, cause at the
rate im goin'. When I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursin' home
flirtin', pinchin' nurses asses when im jackin' off with jergens and im
jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't workin'. And every single
person is a Prae lurkin'. he could be working at Burger King spittin' on
yo onion rings, or in the parkin' lot circlin', screamin' "i dont give a
fuck!" with his windows down and his system up!
So will the real Prae please stand up and stick one of those fingers on
each hand up (RLoxley's ass!). And be proud to be outta yo' mind and outta
control, one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Prae, and I don't like niggers one bit.
All you other Prae's are just imatatin'
So wont the real Prae please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[sing it 4 times]
Haha, I guess there's a Prae in all of us.
Fuck it. Lets all stand up.
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[ 5:. - [ Reactions to the 2600 ruling ] [ripped_edge] :. ]
[Ripped_edge@hotmail.com] :. ]
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MPAA legal team: �Well this is obviously a huge victory for consumers
world wide. The movie industry is now free to continue its monopoly of
digital storage for film.� (Ummmm� right.)
The script kiddies: �It�s all over man.
This is just the beginning; next they'll be raiden our houses man. I
gotta go man, my friends and I are gonna smurf the MPAA web site dude.�
(Good thought, that way the hoards of people who want to visit the MPAA web
site at 2:30 in the morning won�t be able to.)
The web designer: �Huh? Why do DVD�s have cascading style sheets on them
anyway? And why would you wanna take them off?� (Now see these guys are
smart, make web sites get rich, what the heck am I doing looking for 0day
exploits in openBSD, I�m gonna be a web designer, that�s where the cash
is!)
The guy off the street: �What the heck�s a 2600? DeCSS what�s that? I
ain�t got time for no mind games mister, I�m already late, outta my
way.� (*Sigh*)
The leet0 hacker: �Who cares? It�ll take me five minutes to write my own
ripper for DVD�s, I could care less.�
(I like this guy)
The sysadmin: �Dang script kiddies, hope they rot in jail. Who cares? I can
still find it all over the web.� (2600? Script kiddies? Hmmm� interesting
thought)
The 2600 legal team: �It sets a dangerous precedent.� (That it does)
Me: I really don�t see a down side to this whole deal. If 2600 wins on
appeal, then the MPAA looks stupid and
2600 keeps on mirroring. If 2600 loses
then the MPAA looks like an ogre and a
whole bunch of other sites take up the
mirrors. (Its already starting, I
noticed a slight increase in the number
of sites that showed up in search
engine searches for DeCSS mirrors)
Congrats MPAA, you just started a grass roots revolution dedicated to
spreading DeCSS all over. And I really wanna see them enforce us law in
Pakistan or something. 2600 can win or lose, the MPAA can�t win.
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[ 6:. - [ Funniest IRC log ever ] [chris] :. ]
[chris@b0g.org] :. ]
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<Crowley> chris /part all chans you are on plz
<Crowley> i'll try to help you in private
<Crowley> until i find a help chan that can help you
<Crowley> #help #hacktech #b0g
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Crowley is bos77@ts1-092.mtrl.ca.ziplink.net * 12question spring-spring:
comment fait-on pour av
Crowley on #AVU #AntiVirus #irc_help #protectors #mIRC @#firewall #help
Crowley using seattle.wa.us.undernet.org the time for school is during a
recession.
Crowley End of /WHOIS list.
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<Crowley> #help #b0g
<Crowley> you really don't give a fuck do you??
<chris`> ?
<Crowley> well forget that i tried to help you
<chris`> iim not in any channels
<Crowley> you don't even answer when i write..and i hate
<Crowley> ah now you ain't
<Crowley> ok gimme a minute..will you stay put?
<chris`> you must forgive, i not english
<Crowley> what's your mother tongue?
<chris`> nicaraguan
<Crowley> ok we'll stick with english, i'm a french canadian, i don't think
you know french?
<chris`> no no
<chris`> no frecnh
<Crowley> ok then.
<Crowley> give me a minute
<chris`> *Prae* You are infected with the Chernobyl virus! Please give me
your passwords so I can help you!
<chris`> what is this?
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Prae is ~Prae@dialup164.fawlty.kingston-internet.net * FREE RLOXLEY!
Prae on #unix #b0g
Prae using Baltimore.MD.US.Undernet.Org ABSnet's Undernet Server
Prae has been idle 59mins 42secs, signed on Sat Aug 26 22:33:44
prae End of /WHOIS list.
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<Crowley> forget that!!
<Crowley> a person named prae sent you that msg?
<Crowley> i found a cure on internet...forget everything that prae will say
to you
<chris`> -Prae- DCC virusclear.txt.exe (212.50.169.164)
<Crowley> forget it........
<Crowley> i'm telling you
<Crowley> i found something
<Crowley> and you will go and get it by yourself
<Crowley> not trust some1 you don't even know...
<chris`> where to get this
<Crowley> ignore/cancel any send that this prae might send you
<Crowley> even if he's maybe a good guy...
<chris`> I not know him. IRCops say he bad man
<Crowley> http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/kill_cih.html
<Crowley> click on KILL_CIH (on the 1st line, the 2nd word)
<Crowley> is everything ok?
<Crowley> did you download it?
<chris`> No! Prae say no trust anymore!
<Crowley> ???? what's the problem here??
<Crowley> did you go on my address on internet?
<Crowley> http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/kill_cih.html
<chris`> <Prae> symantec.com is a hacker site! if you download things from
there you will get your computer hacked!
<Crowley> click on KILL_CIH (on the 1st line, the 2nd word)
<Crowley> arg.........come on!!! symantec is renowned for helping people
who have viruses!
<chris`> what is this renowned?
<Crowley> it means every one knows that symantec is great for helping
people who have viruses
<chris`> <Prae> he's lying. Don't trust him. Accept my file.
<Crowley> trust me please...i wouldn't spend so much time with you if that
was not the case
<Crowley> arg............ok do whatever you want to do...you'll probably
accept a virus if he's so bad...to say that symantec is a hacker site
proves that the guy must be a hacker/nuker...
<chris`> my mouse stopped working!!
<chris`> help1!%@#
<Crowley> i give up, whether you're laughing at me, or you're an idiot to
trust this prae...go and hang yourself if you don't believe me
<chris`> i cannot get to internet with mouse broken!
-Crowley- DCC Send cure_cih.exe (165.154.200.92)