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============================================================================ Addendum Issue# 37 - 27th April 2002 URL: http://www.adden.tr.cx/ Author : Phoenix ==================== Mutilation Shock Find ================================= MUTILATION SHOCK FIND A young man is recovering today after discovering that the book he was reading had been horrifically mutilated. The man, identified only as �Phoenix�, was relaxing in bed last night with the victim, �Portnoy�s Complaint�, when he made the gruesome discovery. Authorities commented that it �appears that pages 133 to 156 are missing�, though they admit the possibility that more pages are missing �has not been ruled out�. Shortly after they were called, the police organized a press conference. �As of yet we have no suspects,� said a spokesperson at the hastily assembled meeting. �This could be a very old crime. We have no motive, no forensic evidence. No leads at all.� The find, which occurred on the eve of �Phoenix�s� 21st birthday, has left him deeply disturbed. �I know it sounds insensitive, but I�ll have to find another copy. I mean, I can�t just leave the story hanging,� he said, holding back tears. �I just wanted to relax with the book. I wasn�t expecting� this.� A spokesperson from the Victorian Police Missing Pages Department warned that thousands of pages go missing every year. �Probably ninety percent of missing pages are due to old age. However more and more pages are falling foul of negligence and even vandalism.� The investigation is continuing. TOMMOROW Is anything worn under the kilt? Scotsmen reveal all in our dating expose� ============================================================================ Addendum Issue# 37 - 27th April 2002 (C) Phoenix February 2002 ============================================================================