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hey... this is my first text file so tell me what you think of it....
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By:DrugAbuser aka Trent
I hate hearing about how i should get a job by everyone... working is for fags... so go
away... i don't plan on getting a real job my hole life... i'll be a profesinal gambler
or a comedian or something cool that isn't even considered realy working... now i am
going to write some tips for avoiding or getting out of work like a pro....
1.never look like you might be fun to work with!
ex. always complain about how hot it is, and how heavy this shit is, and how you can't
wait until you get to take a break, etc...
2. never look like you might be a good worker!
ex. if your helping your parents or anyone only lift little shit and take all day doing
easy jobs...
3.Always screw up!
ex. someone will explain how something is to be done, then you say "oh yeah i got it"
then purposly screw it up...
4.always take breaks!
ex. you have to go do yard work.. every 5 minutes go inside and say "i'm just getting a
drink" then sit down and take a half hour to finish a glass of water
5.fake an injury!
ex. always talk about how you have a sore back and you can't lift heavy shit
6.act like there is something that is more important to be done!
ex. If someone asks are you working? say shit like
"i'm too busy concentrating on my school work to get a job"
"i'm in a really tough semester and i don't have time to work"
"no i can't, i have to look after my sick mom"...
that last one is good cause you make them feel bad for asking...
7.be a bastard to everyone!!
ex. make fun of people and always say shit like
"fuck you stink... take a bath!"
"lose some weight... fatty!"
8.always swear while working
ex.lets say you bag grossies... drop a can or something then say
"FUCK... now i fucking did it, shit, now i'm going to lose my fucking job jesus christ
why do i have to always go and fucking screw up!!!"
9.get caught stealing from your job
ex.does this realy need an example
...fuck... i already put too much work into this already! goodnight!
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Dude! Get The Coolest Email Address In The World..."your_name@stoned.com"...
It's Better Than Hotmail...It's FREE And It's STONED!
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