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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO MAKE A PIZOOKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this file is about making a pizooka....you are probably wondering: what the fuck is a pizooka?
well, a pizooka is a bottle filled with piss&syrup this is a fucking dirty mixture and does
wonders on the mental condition of a man (or woman):-p
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the materials and production:
materials:
- a empty botttle (must be plastic!) i suggest a flexible one...say, an old shampoo bottle.
- some syrup (makes the mixture sticky and thick)
- your own piss (not so hard to obtain...i think!)
production process:
- take the bottle and unscrew the cap
- poor some syrup in the bottle (i always fill it 1/3 with the syrup)
- then the hardest part, piss in the bottle until its almost full (i suggest 5/6)
(i always make a mess...so do it outside or something!)
- after the bottle is filled...you have to mix the stuff, so shake it for a minute or so
(with the fucking cap on you dumbasss!)
now you have your own instant pissing tool!
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usage:
- i have found the pizooka usefull for:
- the asshole next-door! (his or her car)
- the paper boy (put the stuff in his paper bag!)
- cars!.....absolute fun...put it on the door handle or on the windshield!!!
- on houses and frontdoors, windows etc.
- animals!.....put it on a cat...guess what a drag it is to clean a fucked-up cat!
- children!.......that nasty little fuck nextdoor who's keeping you wake!
make up your own uses.....be creative!!!! :-D
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THIS IS MY FIRST TEXTFILE....I'M PLANING ON WRITING A TEXTFILE ABOUT HACKING AND VIRUSSES
SO..MORE TO COME!
FOR COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS...SEND ME A MAIL!
E-MAIL: sick66@chatplaza
(you can also mail me about hacking and virii...cuz' im also into that shit!)
TOT ZIENS! (THAT IS DUTCH FOR 'GOODBYE!')