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By Mcloser
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The following is a very graphic fictional example of what happens between two
lamers having cybersex. Be warned, that proceeding to read this lame text,
might cause tears of pain, headaches, sexual pleasure, the need to squeeze
out white juices, orgasms, and possibly death.
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JON: HELLO!
sexiigurl: hi
JON: a/s?????!?!?!
sexiigurl: 13/f
JON: WHAT A COICNDENCE IM SAME AGE
sexiigurl: kewl
JON: WHAT DO U LOOK LEIK
sexiigurl: i loom very sexi
sexiigurl: what ddu u looke liek
JON: I BIG MUSCLE AND LARG DIKC
sexiigurl: i wnt u so badle
JON: WANT 2 CYBRE
sexiigurl: suer
JON: I START TAKN OF UR CLOTHS
sexiigurl: yeeeeeeah!!!!!
JON: I UNSTRAPE UR BRA AN DTSRAT LICKNG UR SWEAT NIPELS
sexiigurl: yessssssss!!!!!
sexiigurl: MROE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JON: I LICK U MROE
sexiigurl: HARDURRR!!!!
JON: I START LCKNG UR WET CLUT
sexiigurl: stick ur tonge depur
JON: I MAISVEALY STCK MY LICKNG TONGUE DEPIR
sexiigurl: god yesssss!!!
JON: SUCK MY ERUCT COKE!!!!
sexiigurl: I start tu sck ur hurd coke
JON: SUCK ME MOER!!!
sexiigurl: i sck u harder ech time with mroe strenuth
JON: CUM ON BABI!!!!
sexiigurl: i strt 2 sck yu with mroe pashtion
JON: I LICK UR THROBUNG NIPELS AS U SCK
sexiigurl: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
JON: I SUCK UR NIPELS FUSRTER AND FASTRE
sexiigurl: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
JON: I TOOK MIE DCK OUT OF YOU MUTHO AND STURT TO SLAM MY DICK
IN2 UR CUNT!!!!!!!
sexiigurl: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
JON: I FRUCK U HARDUR AND HARUDR
sexiigurl: fruck mi hardor!!!!!!!!!!
JON: I FRUCK U HARDOR
sexiigurl: OHH OHH OHHHH!!!
JON: I KUP RSMNG MY COKE INTU UR PUSE
sexiigurl: OHHH!!!!! I MOAN AND ORGASIM!!!!!
JON: I STURT ORGASMNG CUM INTU UR VAGINUE!!!
sexiigurl: YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
JON: I KUPT ORGRASOMEING IN U!!!
sexiigurl: oh dam my mohetr wnts me 2 go tu bed sorry *GOEN*
JON: SHE DRUST NO WHAT SHIS MISUNG!!
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Well, I hope you despised that rediculous piece of lameness.
Now go jerk the sausage like a good boy.
Yaba.
-McLoser
mcloser@hobbiton.org