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This is a good thing to do whilst waiting for the plane to Tejas
Topics: absurdity
2005-12-14
- *1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?**
I don't remember. I was drunk.
- *2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?**
Many Pilsner Urquell bottle labels.
- *3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?**
Old and ugly. Fuck modern phones.
- *4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?**
I only like Christmas Carols.
- *5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?**
8 am.
- *6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?**
Laughter.
- *7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?**
A girl named Ana.
- *8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?**
My feet.
- *9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?**
Basil.
- *10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?**
Yes. Often.
- *12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?**
Zuzanka.
- *13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?**
Sweat.
- *14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?**
Untended.
- *15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?**
Bratislava at Sylvestr.
16: DO YOU LIKE PORN?
Having worked in the industry, I'd say certainly not.
- *17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?**
Ana.
- *20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?**
Ano. Ja. Hai. Si. Oui. Da.
- *21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?**
An eggplant.
- *28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?**
I've done it, for sure.
- *29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?**
Chocolate, of course.
- *30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:**
Bad grammar has no excuses (except for non-english natives).
- *31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?**
- *32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?**
- *33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?**
Time.
- *34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?**
Yes, but very very long ago.
- *39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?**
Cleaning the flat.
- *40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?**
Nothing.
- *41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?**
I gotta kill time before the plane leaves.
- *42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?**
Cream, ham and mushrooms.
- *43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?**
Move to a different country.
- *44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?**
Io.
- *46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?**
My grandmother's cat was named Bob.
- *47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?**
Only Polarka.
- *48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?**
I don't have fingers.
- *49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?**
Saturday.
- *50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?**
When I am not drunk.
- *51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?**
Utopenec.
BAD is a very relative word.
- *53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?**
Is this a trick question?
- *54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?**
Certainly.
- *55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?**
Secrets are for the weak.
Yes.
- *57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?**
I don't get angry.
- *58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?**
Munich.
- *59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?**
Unfortunately, yes.
- *60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?**
A rubber duck named 'Lucky'.
- *61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?**
Every single one of them.
- *62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?**
Is this a trick question?
- *63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?**
I don't know the meaning of the word.
- *64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?**
Unfortunately.
- *65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?**
Irrationality, of course.
- *66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?**
Polaris. Inhortte. Voleček.
- *67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?**
Already did it.
- *68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOELACES BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM OFF?**
I don't believe in shoelaces.
- *69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?**
Certainly.
- *70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?**
I don't eat ice cream.
- *71. What is your shoe size?**
- *45. But I think I've answered this question before.**
- *72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?**
Black.
- *73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?**
Nada.
- *74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?**
Ana.
- *75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?**
I don't care, actually.
- *76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?**
Ulver.
- *77. LAST THING YOU ATE?**
Bramborovy salat s tunakem.
- *78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?**
Ana.
- *79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?**
Hands.
- *80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?**
Yeah, though I haven't talked to her in years.
- *81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?**
Tired but attempting to stay awake.
Water.
- *83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?**
Not Czech "Rum".
- *84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?**
Squash.
Blondish.
Blue-grey with a yellow halo.
- *87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?**
Unfortunately.
Yes.
November.
Sushi.
- *91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?**
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
- *92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?**
Tuesday.
- *93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?**
Nope.
Winter.
Frightfully sloppy sex.
- *96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?**
What's the difference?
- *97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?**
Me.
- *98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?**
Someone who is not killing time waiting for an aeroplane.
- *99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?**
Just finished the Count of Monte Christo, but I thought it was absolute rubbish.
- *100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?**
Mouse pads are for the weak.
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