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ALSO: THE FAKE NOLAN TEST - WHO FOUNDED EARTH DAY? - OTHER DEEP WEBS - AND MORE!



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     ___________________________            __________________________________
    /                          /|         ,'                                  ',
   /    TABLE OF CONTENTS     /||         |    ~~ L i B e R t O r I a N ~~     |
  /__________________________/||/         {  -- Volume 1   ---   Issue 16 --   }
  |||                        |||          {       Independence Day, 2016       }
  ||/ It's a table!  Get it? ||/          {                                    }
                                          { A Publication of Synonymous 1.     }
ACQUIRING RELAY..........3 YET AGAIN      { Published June, 2016.              }
                                          {                                    }
LETTERS TO LIBERTORIAN.......4 AGAIN      {                 --                 }
                                          {                                    }
DEEP WEB SITE OF THE DAY...........5      { LiberTORian is published on an     }
Xl33tvill3                                { irregular basis.                   }
                                          {                                    }
QOTABLE QUOTES.....................6      { N(c), 2016.  Readers are welcome,  }
                                          { actually encouraged, to copy and   }
FEATURE............................7      { distribute this text by any means  }
The Fake Nolan Test                       { possible, preferably by photocopy- }
                                          { ing.                               }
PRIVACY TIP.......................10      {                                    }
                                          {                                    }
ARTICLE...........................11      { LIBERTORIAN HAS A DEEP WEB SITE:   }
Money Over Principles: Georgia sells      { http://xsold3pvbxt4xblv.onion      }
out 1st Amendment for $$                 {                                    }
                                          { (Thanks to an Onionland user.      }
FEATURE...........................14      { The views expressed in LiberTORian }
The Other Deep Webs                       { aren't necessarily those of the    }
                                          { webmaster.  That's fine with us    }
FEATURE...........................16      { libertarians.                      }
Who Founded Earth Day?                    {                                    }
                                          {                                    }
ANALYSIS..........................19      { CORRESPONDENCE:                    }
How Libertarian IS Gary Johnson?          { synonymous@ruggedinbox.com         }
                                          {                                    }
ARTICLE...........................20      { Send submission & letters to       }
Rocky Balboa vs. The State                { LiberTORian at the above address.  }
                                          {                                    }
BLURB.............................22      {                                    }
But This is NOT A Right                   { DONATE TO LIBERTORIAN:             }
                                          { 12yfpaKCHL7XCdWGiM8x9nuaBw1TbW1q2s }
ARTICLE...........................23      {               Even a millibitcoin! }
Libertarianism FOR KIDS                   {                         (.001 BTC) }
                                          {                                    }
BLURB.............................24      {                                    }
People Are Sharing LiberTORian            {          DON'T HURT PEOPLE         }
                                          {     AND DON'T TAKE THEIR STUFF.    }
BLURB.............................24      '-__________________________________-'
Iran Spoofery                                       __________________
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Does nothing make sense?  This world        any of it.  We always wrote general
is really make of people who defy           discussion columns also, which are
logic anymore.  Hopefully, you'll           not bound to any topical issues.  It
consider these pages a sanctuary of         should make the magazine both timely
sanity.                                     and readable in the future at the
                                            same time.  LiberTORian is written 
What's next on the agenda?  We will         with future generations in mind, as
finish up our two-part special on           well as you, Dear Reader.  Hopefully
ISIS that began in issue 14 and went        some of the Dear Readers reading 
absent in issue 15.  You probably           this page weren't even born when I
think we all have ADD here at Liber-        typed this, so you can know where we
TORian.  Joke's on you- that's just         were then.  Who knows which direc-
some fake disorder invented in the          tion the world has taken since 2016?
1990s by pop psychologists.
                                            YOU DO, CHILDREN OF THE FUTURE! 
As the one who does the majority of 
the magazine's writing, I've been           So some articles that seemed to be
forced into situations that require         part of a series may get abandoned
me to take on responsibilities.  So         and we start fresh.  But don't be so
much for being libertarian!  Well,          surprised if one of hose topics pops
being responsible for ones' own ac-         up!  And we'll attempt to keep the
tions is part of it, and one of the         topics current.  If you haven't no- 
few requirements of libertarians is         ticed, events are happening at an 
to care for those who depend on you.        increasing rapid pace.  The mission
For libertarianism is a philosophy          of LiberTORian is not to be right on
based on one's decisions.  Thus,            top of the most current events, but
the question arises: how much capa-         to take fairly recent events and ex-
city do children have to make their         amine them in a libertarian context.
own decisions?  Should a 7-year-old         So don't get upset that the infor-
be allowed to take drugs based on           mation in the ASCII pages isn't the
their own decisions?  Or is a par-          most up to date.  Instead try and
ent partly responsible for prevent-         look at the biger picture, and how
ing this?  And can it stop the kid          the single event relates to the 
who really wants it?  It's open to          whole of society.
discussion.
                                            As this goes to press, the United
The point for the above paragraph           Kingdom is voting on secession from
is that my priorities are to family         the EU.  Obama's administration and
matters, and tending to health con-         the so-called "Justice Department"
cerns.  as such, there's been a gap         is engaging in government censorship
between issues 15 and 16, lending           of the Orlando terrorist attack, an
credence to the statement in every          attack that officially has been re-
table of contents: "LiberTORian is          tracted as a terror attack.  Isn't 
published on an irregular basis..."         it great?  Now the victims' families
                                            don't have to be compensated for the
Some of the articles in issue 16            losses they suffered!  <SARCASM>
were very topical at the time they
were written.  But the principles           But you can look at the implications
behind them are timeless, and so            at any time.  Whether it's 2016 or
you shouldn't have trouble reading          2059, please enjoy!            ((L))



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.----------------------------------.        Dear LiberTORian,
| ------                        ## |       
| -- ---                        ## |        The article on Father Gregorio was 
|                                  |        very good.  My question to him is
|               Letters            |        this:  If the United States is the
|                  to              |        lowest-taxed country, how come busi-
|             LiberTORian          |        nesses go to foreign countries to
|                                  |        avoid being punititive [sic] tax
'----------------------------------'        rates just for doing business in 
                                            America?
LiberTORian Hypocrite:
                                                                       Anonymous
How can you respect Tom Lehrer?  He
is a statist who hates freedom!  Do
you really have any principles?             DEAR ANONYMOUS
                                    
                           Anonymous        Excellent question.  Another one is
                                            "If the British health system is so
                                            wonderful, why do hospital patients
DEAR ANONYMOUS,                             drink from potted plants because the
                                            nurses water the hospital plants and
You completely missed the point of          deny water to patients??"
the entire article.  Reread, "THE
CONSUMER REPORTS EFFECT" in Liber-          And why do all these countries that
TORian 14.  Maybe Tom Lehrer is an          he claims to have such great health
opponent of individual liberty (it's        care have droves of people coming to
actually not a "maybe", it's a "def-        America to get their treatment?
initely, definitely, definite L-Y.")
But he entertained people with sharp        Gregorio keeps himself well-insul-
wit that satirized people on both           ated from his critics, not offering
sides.  He taught children to read          any contact info with his articles
with wonderful songs that appeared          as most columnists do.  He has no
on the 1970s series, "The Electric          interest in his readers' opinions,
Company".  He actually taught math          only is own.  It's not possible to
to college students, something rare         question him directly.
in college!  Are we to pass up the
things he did that can be used for                           **
good, just because of his opposition
to liberty?                                 DEAR LIBERTORIAN,

Also, this is a guest post, and all         The cover story of Libertorian Issue
guest posts aren't necessarily the          15 is "The NSA Tries To Take Bytes 
same as my own... But in this case          Out Of Apple". That headline is in-
they are!  The problems with liberal        correct. It was the U.S. Department
and statist people is they tend to          of Justice (FBI) that tried to force
be so closed-minded that they shut          Apple to bypass their security fea-
out much of the good from people            tures, not the NSA.
with opposing views.  I'd rather not
be like them.                                                          Armistice

Of course, there are some people, 
like Barbra Streisand, whom I can't         DEAR ARMISTICE,
stand politically, but everything
of theirs outside of politics aren't        You're absolutely right!  This was
worth a darn, either.                       a mistake on our part, and you'll
                                            read in the article itself that the
                 **                         FBI was the topic, not the NSA.  If



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you downloaded the .txt version of          %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
LiberTORian 15, just overwrite those
letters.  If you have the .pdf, (and              DEEP WEB SITE OF THE DAY
please be careful never to open .pdf
files while online,) simply pretend         %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
that NSA on the cover is FBI.
                                                 >>>     XL33TVILL3     <<<
                 **                     
                                            http://tt75atziadj4duff.onion/
What are you trying to prove?               front.html

                 (no name submitted)
                                            XL33TVill3 is a warez site, run by 
                                            the eponymous user on Galaxy 2 soc-
DEAR NO NAME,                               ial site in the deep web.  It's not
                                            my interest to share files, but I
Nothing.  Just exercising my free           do believe in archiving media for
speech rights, putting it out there,        posterity.
and letting people use it as they
wish.                                       The site requires VLC to access the
                                            files.  Instructions are found on 
                 **                         the site.  A registration process is
                                            also required.
Even if I don�t agree with all your 
point your magazine is pretty fun,          The site also is a deep web store-
entertaining and cool to read. That         house for another resource: The Holy
is all and have a nice day                  Bible.  See, the deep web isn't all
                                            underworld stuff.  
         (name withheld for privacy)
                                            LiberTORian doesn't condone taking
                                            other people's stuff, but there are
DEAR NAME WITHHELD FOR PRIVACY,             times where media and other works 
                                            are not commercially available any
Thank you for enjoying LiberTORian.         other way.  Xl33tvill3 may be the
I'm glad that you enjoy it although         place for you to find resources that
you don't agree with everything.            are unavailable elsewhere in the
The last thing we want is for any of        WWW, which stands for Whole Wide
our readers to feel obliged to agree        World.                         ((L))
with everything we print!  We try to
make it an enjoyable, fun read, no          
matter your beliefs!                        &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

                 **                            Q U O T A B L E    Q U O T E S

LIBERTORIAN,                                &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Bernie 2016!                                "How does a democrat sleep at night
                                            when he realizes that being a good
                           (no name)        liberal means you have to defend
                                            selling baby parts for profit?"
                                            
DEAR NO NAME:                                                      -John Hawkins
                                                                   
Good for you.  Unlike Bernie, we at         "There are now more bureaucrats with
LiberTORian respect opposing views,         guns than U.S. Marines"
even if we don't condone them.              
                              ((L))                  -The Washington Free Beacon



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________________________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________  ____________________________
   ______  ______   __  __   ______               ||
T /\  ___\/\  __ \ /\ \/ /  /\  ___\              ||  An imposter of the Nolan
H \ \  __\\ \  __ \\ \  _'-.\ \  __\_             ||  Test yields extremely
E  \ \_\   \ \_\ \_\\ \_\'._\\ \_____\            ||  inaccurate results, and
    \/_/    \/_/\/_/ \/_/\/_/ \/_____/            ||  they've done it again.
  __   __   ______   __       ______   __   __    ||
 /\ '-.\ \ /\  __ \ /\ \     /\  __ \ /\ '-.\ \   ||            /\?
 \ \ .-.  \\ \ \/\ \\ \ \____\ \  __ \\ \ .-.  \  ||           /__\
  \ \_\\'._\\ \_____\\ \_____\\ \_\ \_\\ \_\\'._\ ||         ?/|  |\
   \/_/ \/_/ \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_/\/_/ \/_/ \/_/ ||          \|__|/?
           ______  ______   ______   ______       ||           \  /
          /\__  _\/\  ___\ /\  ___\ /\__  _\      ||           ?\/
          \/_/\ \/\ \  __\_\ \___  \\/_/\ \/      ||            
             \ \_\ \ \_____\\/\_____\  \ \_\      || 
              \/_/  \/_____/ \/_____/   \/_/      ||    - By Synonymous 1 -
__________________________________________________||____________________________
______________________________ 
                                LiberTORian Issue 1 covered the Nolan Test, and
       AUTHORITARIAN            identified some of its less accurate imposters,
   _____________________        including the British "political compass" test,
  |          |         *| C     whose creators' credentials are unknown.  The
  |          |          | O     article was not singling out the political com-
L |          |          | N     pass test; it made an assessment and moved on.
I |          |       H  | S
B |          |          | E     While conducting research for LiberTORian Issue
E |--------S-+----------| R     15, I came across the latest from their clearnet
R |          |          | V     site: the 2016 presidential candidates' chart
A |          |          | A     positions in the web site's creators' minds.
L |          |          | T     Take it with a grain of salt.
  |          |          | I     
  |__________|__________| V     Their chart is reproduced in the three diagrams 
                          E     at left.  Because of the limits of ascii art, 
        LIBERTARIAN             the upper left quadrant is enlarged in each suc-
                                cessive diagram for an accurate reading.

       AUTHORITARIAN            The legend of symbols on the chart is:
__________________________
    |                 .   | C     S - Bernie Sanders
    |                 ''. | O     H - Hillary Clinton
    |                     | N     T - Donald Trump
    |                     | S     C - Ted Cruz
    |                     | E     B - JEB!
    |                     | R     R - Marco Rubio
    |               H     | V
    |                     | A     * - Relative position of the Republican clus-
    |                     | T         ter
    |                     | I     
S---+---------------------| V     .   - Approximate 
    |                     | E     ''. 

____________________            Image 3 is at 4x magnificaiton of chart 1, since
                    |           the Republican candidates are all bunched so 
               T    |           closely in one corner.
               CB   | 
                 R  |           Why this chart has any credibility whatsoever is



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beyond me!  Let's look at the third         an "eliminate the IRS" libertarian
chart first, examining the republi-         whose philosophy has more in common 
cans:                                       with agorists than an average G.O.P.
____________________                        senator scores a mere 7.5, you know
                    |                       your test is fundamentally flawed.
               T    |                       
               CB   |                       The political compass test has many
                 R  |                       critics who don't get the attention
                                            that the test itself does.  Among
The left-right measure on the chart         them is a left-leaning agorist named
is supposed to measure a person's           Kevin Carson (who can be followed on
stand on economic freedom.  Notice          Twitter @KevinCarson1).  Here's an
how Trump and Cruz are tied for last        excerpt from his article, "The Po-
place, while Bush, who is far more          litical Compass: Don't Waste Your
liberal in his views than Ted Cruz,         Time":
scores to the right of him.
                                            | I believe the main reason corpor-
We must keep in mind that Europeans         | ations rape and pillage the en-
have a different definition of left         | vironment is that the government
and right.  It stems from the dark          | is actively intervening to pro-
1930s & the Nazi years, when Europe         | tect them from the consequences of
lacked any prevailing belief of             | pollution � subsidizing waste, 
individual liberty: libetarianism.          | preempting tort liability, and 
So, the top half of the Nolan chart         | the like.  The main function of
(see LiberTORian issue 1), or the           | government is to subsidize the 
bottom half of this politicial com-         | operating costs of monopoly and 
pass chart (see figure 1 on the pre-        | and enforce the entry barriers 
vious page) was non-existant.               | that protect monopolies against 
                                            | competition.
The two competing philosophies of           | 
that time were Communism vs Naziism         | But the implicit framing of the 
or Fascism.  They were all forms of         | questions suggests the government
leftist socialism, with few funda-          | and big business are naturally 
mental differences.  One of the main        | enemies, with state intervention 
differences was that Naziism, a.k.a.        | as the only way to prevent corpor-

identify, while communism was a glo-        | wing free marketeer like me, who 
balist movement, spreading the op-          | believes big government props up 
presion to the various governments          | big business, supposed to answer 
of the world.  It all would appear          | questions like those?  Given the 
on the lower left on the Nolan chart        | designers� preconceptions, there�s
but to differentiate, Naziism, with         | no way to answer truthfully with-
its nationalism became "right wing",        | out giving a false impression.
and communism "left wing".                  | 
                                            | And how about this little gem:  
The political compass doesn't even          | �What�s good for the most success-
get this right.  While the scoring          | ful corporations is always, ulti-
of the test is never explained, it          | mately, good for all of us.�  Want
seems that the test takes the sim-          | to guess whether an �Agree� or 
plistic, and nonsensical approach           | �Disagree� puts you closer to the
that any answer that is pro-business        | the �free market� end of the spec-
scores as "conservative", and any           | trum?
answer that is anti-business, or at         
least doesn't unfairly favor busi-          The entire article can be read at:
ness scores as "liberal".  When the         (* WARNING! CLEARNET LINK! *)
Marxist White House occupant scores         
an 8.5 on the economic scale, and           - https://c4ss.org/content/7213



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Criticism of this nature is all over        and attempt to correct them.  In the
after you pass over the test's blind        FAQ, for instance, one question, 
followers, and a poll, "The Nolan           which indicates they get it a lot, 
Test vs The Political Compass", on a        asks, "How is Hitler *right*-wing, 
political forum with an aversion to         since he's a socialist, and social-
new (or astute?) users.                     ism is left-wing?"  They make their 
                                            argument that Nazism is a political
But as faulty as the test's gauge on        party position, not a philosophical
the economic scale is, the up-down          one, and that just because "social-
scale is orders of magnitude worse.         ism" is in the name doesn't make it
                                            so, blaming U.S. ignorance.  Maybe
Sidebar: to translate a Nolan test          so, but its economic ranking IS far
position to the political compass           left, not so different than commu-
coordinates, rotate the Nolan chart         nism, despite what the web site says
45 degrees clockwise, then flip it          or what may show up on the test.
vertically.  In LiberTORian issue           Not many far right wingers want the
11, We placed Bernie Sanders in a           government to run the health system
rather generous position.  On the           or confiscate wealth and property.
political compass test, that trans-         The problem is that Europe in the 
lates to the "B" on this chart:             1930s lacked any prevailing liber-
                                            tarian or non-statist thought.  So
       AUTHORITARIAN                        to differentiate the two, very simi-
   _____________________                    lar trains of thought, Nazi social-
  |          |         *| C                 ism was deemed "right" for its 
  |          |          | O                 nationalism while communism was the
L |          |          | N                 "left" for its globalism (restating
I |          |       H  | S                 material covered earlier, above).
B |  B       |          | E                 
E |--------S-+----------| R                 The left-right scale is a measure of
R |          |          | V                 economic freedom; the farther right,
A |          |          | A                 the more you believe in economic 
L |          |          | T                 freedom and vice versa.  The test is
  |          |          | I                 very generous to liberals, placing
  |1_________|__________| V                 liberal statist Obama farther right
                          E                 than free-market Synonymous 1.  It
        LIBERTARIAN                         also explains why Hillary is almost
                                            exactly where I stand.  Hillary, who
The S is Sander's position according        like Obama, believes in government
to the political compass' mirthful          control of the entire health system,
designation.  It actually is fairly         much larger government, and much 
close to the LiberTORian position,          less economic freedom, is almost the
vertically.  But notice that Sanders        same as me.  It's hard to get on the
is listed as the MOST libertarian           left side: look at Hitler, whose 
candidate.                                  economic vision is much closer to
                                            Obama's than mine... oh, that's 
Issue 11 also discussed a web site          right: he's right wing too!  As we
that scored candidates and put them         become more socialist, America's 
on a Nolan chart.  The numeral 1 de-        economic system has drifted into the
picts where they put Sanders!!!  Is-        left side, about to the S on the 
sue 11 explained why it was so off          chart above.  Do Obama and Hillary
base.  But that's another story.            (and Sanders) want to move it the 
                                            other way?  No.  So why are they not
The political compass is secretive,         to the left of that mark?
but sheds some insight in its FAQ,
which really spends a lot of time           The republicans are closer to the
justifying wrong designations rather        mark, but Bush, the most liberal of
than it makers recognize its flaws          the four depicted, is to the right



-page 9-

of Ted Cruz, the most conservative            o Freedom of Association
of the group!                                 o Right to Life
                                              o Smoking
By the way, find the documentary,             o Charity/Donations/Funding
"The Soviet Story" on YouTube (warn-          o Gambling
ing: owned by Google) to see in               o Marriage
great detail how closely aligned              o Privacy  
Nazism and Marxism are.  Also read            o Private Practice
"Mein Kampf", by Adolf Hitler, to             
see how Hitler's brand of "national         The list is much smaller the other
socialism" is more than just a name.        way around:
                                              o Prostitution
The Political Compass is inaccurate           o Pornography
regarding the economic scale.  But            o Drug Use (excluding cigarettes)
it's nothing compared to the up-down
scale!                                      Often the group that wishes to make
                                            drugs legal wants the government to
Europe's lack of respect for re-            be in charge of the industry.
ligious freedom lately also explains        
why they their scale is missing any         This is more than enough to dis-
freedom of religion questions from          credit the Political Compass.  Now I
the social scale, highly tainting it        want to focus on the real clincher.
and judging the libertarian/authori-
tarian scale heavily skewed against         It's really hard to get onto the
those who believe in religious free-        left side of the chart.  But it's 
dom.  Their explanation in the FAQ          very simple to get way, way up to
is that "the social issues are cov-         the top of the "authoritarian" edge.
ered already",and religions already        
play a part in that.  We get it, but          Step 1) Be a republican.
what about religious freedom itself?          Step 2) Believe in freedom.
Some of us, especially in the USA,
still value it.                             It's almost impossible for an Ameri-
                                            can to get onto the left side even
They deny any bias, but reading the         though American economic philoso-
Political Compass FAQ, ironically           phies are more diverse than in Eur-
the source of much of their protests        ope.  But on the Up-Down scale, you
against such charges, one can sense         can easily get to the social equiva-
the left-wing, anti-libertarian bias        ent of the left edge!  Consider this
veiled behind the cloak of the scor-        scenario.
ing system.                                 
                                            Examine Ted Cruz's position.  He
I'm not even going to dignify the           scores an 8.5 on the authoritarian
positions of the democrats relative         scale, or 92.5% from the libertar-
to the republicans.  Bernie Sanders         ian edge.
and Hillary Clinton are the two 
least libertarian on the chart!             Think of some of the prominent stat-
Just a few major freedoms these two         ists of history: Hitler, Lenin, Mao
oppose are below.  Bush, Rubio and          Tse Tsung, Castro, Pol Pot, etc.:
Cruz each support most or all of            people who crush dissent, imprison
these enumerated freedoms:                  protesters, murder millions, and
  o Religious Freedom                       destroy freedom.  They've got to be
  o Health Care Decisions                   high on the chart, but you just nev-
  o Gun Ownership                           er know on this test.  Hitler scored
  o Food Consumption                        close to 10 on the chart, according
  o Education                               to their web site.  So the worst
  o Energy Usage                            dictators in history, some admired
  o Free Speech/Expression                  by Obama and Sanders, score 9s.



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Next think about Ted Cruz's position        &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
at 8.5.  Ted Cruz memorized the U.S.
Constitution at age 13 and swore to             PRIVACY TIP  --  PRIVACY TIP
defend it.  Ted Cruz worked for 
Justice Rhenquist for two years.  He        &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
fought his own boss, pres. George W.
Bush, for violating U.S. sovereignty     
and won the case.  He argued at the         You know how Google's whole behemoth
Supreme Court nine times in defense         operation is all about documenting
of individual liberty, and won most         as much as possible about your life?
of the cases.
                                            Good.
So this man, with a track record of
defending our freedoms, whom without        But long before Google, supermarkets
his defense of the Constitution, we         and other retailers offer consumers
would be even less free than we've          "rewards programs" that do the same
already become in the past decade,          thing.  The premise is that these
ranks on the Political Compass close        establishments offer you rewards and
to some of the worst, murderous dic-        target specific deals toward you if
tators of history?  There is no             they have special that matches your
logic whatsoever.  On top of that,          interests.  Supermarkets will spit
Barack Obama, with a figuratively           out coupons that correspond to your
mile long rap sheet on taking our           purchase history.  For example, if
freedoms away, is over twice the            you buy diapers, it notes your his-
distance away from the authoritarian        tory and gives you diaper coupons.
edge than Ted Cruz.  Credibility:
zero.                                       The implications are obvious.  Law
                                            enforcement agencies have success-
This concludes the analysis of an           fully tracked terrorists by looking
untrustworthy test whose writers and        at suspicious purchase history.
mechanics are kept secret.  Also: 
the test is a derivative imitator of        I want terrorists apprehended as 
the Nolan test, even keeping the            much as the next non-Obama person.
color scheme, though mixing them up         But these guys were dumb.  Regarding
to try to look different.  No cred-         Google, some of their methods are
it is given to the original test.           illegal, but most brick and mortar
                                            stores are obeying the law.  As a 
SUMMARY:                                    libertarian, it's up to you to pro-
                                            tect your own privacy.
1) Chart seems to make all pro-
   big business answers as "right"          ACTIONS:
2) Test confuses left and right             
3) Test ignores religious freedom           1) Don't subscribe to these programs
4) Libertarians rank as statists            as your safety is more valuable as
5) Test mechanics and writers are           the savings you get, sometimes as 
   kept secret                              low as 5% or lower!

If someone brings up the political          2) Unsubscribe to those services you
compass test, point out its serious         already belong to.  It is likely
inaccuracies, and direct them in-           that your purchase history will be
stead to the Nolan Test.  Their web         kept in their system.
site is (WARNING: CLEARNET LINK):
                                            3) If you must use such a system,
  http://nolantest.org                      although that shouldn't be the case,
                                            supply fake information if you can
Compare results of both tests: how          get away with it.  It often gets
far off do you score?          ((L))        sold to solicitors.            ((L))



-page 11-

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$ |  |  | |_____| |  \_| |______    |          |_____|   \/   |______ |    \_  $
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$  |_____] |_____/   |   | \  | |         |   |_____] |      |______ |______   $
$  |       |    \_ __|__ |  \_| |_____  __|__ |       |_____ |______ ______|   $
$                                                                              $
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$ | GEORGIA JUST STRIPPED AWAY RELIGIOUS FREEDOM ALL FOR THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR | $
$ '--------------------------.-------------------.---------------------------. $
'._$$$$$$$$$$$$$_|  By Synonymous 1  |_$$$$$$$$$$$$$_.'
                             '-------------------'

On 29 March 2016, Georgia Governor          clergy from being required to per-
Nathan Deal (on Twitter @NathanDeal)        form homosexual marriages.  Brian
vetoed the legislature's Religious          McCarthy, the NFL spokesman, issued
freedom bill.  This modest proposal         this statement in opposition to re-
was designed to affirm the First            ligious freedom:
Amendment's protection of religion.
                                            | "NFL policies emphasize tolerance 
This follows North Carolina's de-           | and inclusiveness, and prohibit 
fiant state law segregating men's           | discrimination based on age, gen-
and women's rooms in violation of           | der, race, religion, sexual orien-
the Supreme Court's unconstitutional        | tation, or any other improper 
mandate.                                    | standard. Whether the laws and 
                                            | regulations of a state and local "
How can two states that are so simi-        | community are consistent with 
lar in legislatures react in such           | these policies would be one of 
extremely different ways?  Because          | many factors NFL owners may use 
one governor caves and one stands on        | to evaluate potential Super Bowl 
principle when each are faced with          | host sites."
militancy and thuggish bullying from 
the political fringe and corporate          Of course, the part of tolerance and
extortionists.                              opposing discrimination based on a
                                            person's religious convictions in
Nathan Deal, allegedly a practicing         their statement is a lie.  Their
Baptist, tweeted scripture on Easter        financial threats are totally based
before passing a law forcing clergy         in such discrimination.
to violate their religious beliefs
and marry homosexuals to each other         Here's the point.  I'm a libertarian
even if their faith doesn't recog-          and as such I respect and defend the
nize it.  It takes a lot of pressure        NFL's decision to make their finan-
or low commitment to bend so easily.        cial decision on politically moti-
                                            vated bigotry.  It is because of the
Windy City Times is lying that the          freedom for corporations such as the
mandate will not force any clergy to        NFL to do this that people can know
marry, yet there are already law-           who the bigots are.  Just like their
suits for those who refused.                decision to put racist bigot Beyonce
                                            in their halftime show to salute
We'll follow the fallout of Governor        the racist Black Panthers, it is be-
Deal's veto and uncover the source          cause of her free speech that we 
and motivation behind it.                   learned who she really is.  And if
                                            people want to support outspoken 
The NFL was one of the first to re-         bigots like the NFL and Beyonce, 
act to HB-757, the bill that exempts        more power to them.  There's big



-page 12-

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     R O N N I E    C H A N C E  -  Opponent of religious freedom in Georgia
================================================================================



-page 13-

money in bigotry, as you shall see.         So this former senator, who was in-
                                            volved in chambers of commerce, and
So what companies are boycotting re-        who was on boards of organizations
ligious freedom in Georgia?  Here's         promoting bringing business into
a list of the largest boycotters:           the state of Georgia, was now the
                                            leader of a movement threatening to
o AMC, which produces the overrated         destroy the same business climate of
  series, "The Walking Dead", films         the state he once advocated!  And it
  their show there and are pulling          was all for a political agenda.
  out
o PayPal was planning to open an of-        There were two provisions in the
  fice in Georgia and hire 400 peo-         bill, which was passed in both of
  ple.  They canceled these plans to        Georgia's houses: 1) clergy may re-
  decide to punish 400 employees.           fuse to perform homosexual marriages
o Many NBA teams and players are            if they conflict with the religion's
  lobbying the NBA to punish comm-          teachings, and 2) private businesses
  erce in Georgia                           may refuse to create homosexual
o Andrew Cuomo, New York's Marxist          themed products if it conflicts with
  governor, is trying to force all          their religious beliefs.
  state employees to stay out of the
  state of Georgia.                         Nathan Deal, who claims to be a de-
                                            vout Baptist, vetoed the bill when 
Let's follow the agenda.                    it came to his desk.

The corporations put pressure to get        A business has a right to do its
the governor to veto the religious          business wherever it chooses.  But 
freedom bill.  This leads us to a           a business also has a right to con-
group called Georgia Prospers.  The         duct a business the way it deems
organization runs under the guise of        best.  The businesses involved in
a business advocacy group, whose            these hostile threats have no prob-
function is to encourage commerce in        lem exercising their rights, but the
the state of Georgia.  Actually, its        same businesses have a problem with
agenda is to discriminate against           a law that protects other businesses
religious freedom in private indus-         from exercising their rights if they
try.  Georgia Prospers has taken a          are based on religious convictions.
hostile stand against HB-757.  
                                            And they were given their power by
Before the bill was introduced,             Ronnie chance, who put the economic
Georgia Prospers spent their time           well-being of Georgia, and its citi-
forming a coalition of over 400             zens, on ransom, all in a crusade
businesses.  When the bill was on           against religious freedom.
the floor, the organization united
all the businesses against the meas-        .-----------------------------------
ure, and amplified their voices once        |                               
they got into line.                         |  Send us your comments
                                            |  Or write an article
Georgia Prospers is headed by Ronnie        |
Chance, a former republican state           |  Send PLAIN TEXT ONLY to:
senator.                                    |  libertorian@sigaint.org
                                            |
From the Atlanta Business Chronicle:        |  Donate to LiberTORian
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| boycott of the state with a poten-        |
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By Synonymous 1   oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   engines


A year ago, I learned about the deep        specially tailored to access areas
web.  I saw all the iceberg metaphor        I call "Other Deep Webs".
pictures they use to show its huge          
size to amateurs.  It is vast, about        There are hundreds of such search
500 times the size of the surface           engines.  You can search for these
web.                                        search engines, strangely enough,
                                            from regular search engines like
Then I visited Onionland.  It didn't        Duck Duck Go, Bing, and their Big
seem quite so big.                          Brother (like in 1984): Google.
                                            [LiberTORian believes in your free-
But that's because the deep web is          dom to use whatever search engine 
much more than .onion sites.  It is         you wish, but strongly recommends
anything that's not indexed by your         that you visit Google at your own
conventional search engines.  .Onion        risk, and always while using the Tor
sites are only one strain of invisi-        browser].  But, to get you started,
ble web site.                               this article will provide you a list
                                            of some of the major deep web brow-
First of all, there are other Tor           sers.
type systems found beneath the sur- 
face internet which are separate en-        1) Archive Dot Org
tities.  One notable type is I2P, an           http://archive.org
acronym for the Invisible Internet
Project.  This is a censorship-re-          Huge behemoth of media now public 
sistant peer-to-peer system that            domain � rare books, sound re-
operates alongside the visible web.         cordings, video, 20 year archived 
Another is freenet, a proxy internet        images of all old websites and free 
which also runs anonymously.  Both          audio books!  My personal favorite!
Freenet and I2P, like onionland, re-        I enjoy the 1950s civil defense
quire special software to properly          videos.
visit.
                                            2) The WWW Virtual Library
Then there is a wealth of info which           http:/vlib.org
is available right there on regular
browsers, but still hidden from             allows access to professional infor-
search engines.  Unless you know of         mation.
any of the alternate search engines



-page 15-

3) Digital Library for Physics and          That's a lot of material to keep you
   Astronomy at Harvard                     busy for a while.  There were a few
   http://adswww.harvard.edu                nice deep web search engines that 
                                            are now defunct:
11.1 million pages archived; Doesn't 
like TOR exit routers.                      Deep Peep
                                            Infomine (This one was extensive!)
4) The Online Books Page                    Intute (A British Infomine)
   http://digital.library.upenn.edu/
   books/search.html                        There are some deep web search sites
                                            that must be visited cautiously be-
University Of Pennsylvania's archive        cause they have connections to the
of FREE books!                              government or Google.  FOR SAFETY,
                                            ALWAYS USE TOR WHEN VISITING ANY OF
5) Directory of Open-Access Journals        THE ENGINES LISTED BEYOND THIS POINT
   https://doaj.org/                        ....................................

Peer-reviewed scholarly documents           1) Deeper Web
                                               http://deeperweb.com
6) Incy Wincy
   http://incywincy.com                     WARNING- POWERED BY GOOGLE
                                            DOESN'T WORK ON MY VERSION OF TOR
Deep Web Technology Reference (scans 
63 engines at once)                         2) Quandel Financial & Economic 
                                               http://quandl.com
7) Info Please
   http://infoplease.com                    Economic & Social reference
                                            WARNING: GOOGLE CONNECTIONS
An entire desk reference in one site        WARNING: REQUIRES JAVASCRIPT TO USE 
with almanacs, stats and biographies        ON TOR

8) Find Articles                            3) Library of Congress
   http://findarticles.com                     http://loc.gov

Periodical Articles.                        WARNING: GOVERNMENT LINK
                                            References, archive, historic media
9) Wolfram Alpha
   http://wolframalpha.com                  4) NSA Archive
                                               http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/
An intuitive computational knowledge           search.html
engine, excellent for science/math
                                            WARNING: CRIMINAL GOVERNMENT LINK
10) Find Law                                Declassified security files
    http://findlaw.com
                                            5) Office of Science & Technical 
Legal documents search                         Information
                                               http://www.osti.gov
11) The World Bank
   http://databank.worldbank.org/           WARNING: GOVERNMENT LINK
   data/home.aspx                           Government projects and tools

Stats and databases                         6) US Geological Survey
                                               http://usgs.gov
12) The Louvre
    http://louvre.fr/en/selections          WARNING: GOVERNMENT LINK
                                            Maps & surveying info
French museum of art & culture                                             ((L))



-page 16-

 _  _  _ _              _______                    _           _    
(_)(_)(_) |            (_______)                  | |         | | You won't find
 _  _  _| |__   ___     _____ ___  _   _ ____   __| |_____  __| | this real fact
| || || |  _ \ / _ \   |  ___) _ \| | | |  _ \ / _  | ___ |/ _  | on the inside
| || || | | | | |_| |  | |  | |_| | |_| | | | ( (_| | ____( (_| | of a Snapple
 \_____/|_| |_|\___/   |_|   \___/|____/|_| |_|\____|_____)\____| lid:

 _______                   _        ______              ___       
(_______)              _  | |      (______)            / _ \   The co-founder of
 _____   _____  ____ _| |_| |__     _     _ _____ _   (_( ) )  Earth Day was a
|  ___) (____ |/ ___|_   _)  _ \   | |   | (____ | | | | (_/   murderer who left
| |_____/ ___ | |     | |_| | | |  | |__/ // ___ | |_| | _     his victim's body
|_______)_____|_|      \__)_| |_|  |_____/ \_____|\__  |(_)    in his closet to
 _  _  _                   _______________  _  _ (____/  ____  decompose.  _  _
(_)(_)(_) By Synonymous 1 (_______________)(_)(_)       (____)            (_)(_)


When you think of Earth Day, you            After 17 to 23 years in Europe (the
typically think of people rolling           reports are conflicting), Unicorn
around in the dirt, or school child-        eventually was extradited back to  
ren dancing around maypoles to the          the United States to face the murder
approval of their socialist teacher.        charge.  In July 2001, the founder
                                            of the Earth-worshiping holiday was
But the poorly-Xeroxed(tm) Earth Day        sentenced to life in prison without 
literature conveniently omits the           any possibility of parole.  We hope
true story of Earth Day's co-founder        and pray that Barack Obama doesn't
(and murderer), Ira Einhorn... or,          pardon him on his glorious final day
as he prefers to be called, "The            in office.
Unicorn."  I kid you not.
                                            Unicorn, also known as the Unicorn         
1977: The Unicorn's girlfriend of           Killer, was the master of ceremonies
five years broke up with him.  So he        at the first Earth Day at Fairmount
lured her back into his home by say-        Park in Philadelphia.  Since then, 
ing that if she didn't pick up her          the Earth Day movement gave us the
items, he'd toss them in the street.        EPA, a statist government organiza-
On September 9th, 1977, he beat and         tion that puts the environment over
murdered her when she came to pick          people and restricts freedom.  Tak-
them up.  Then he did what ecofreaks        ing the life of someone wasn't bad
do: he gave back to Earth by com-           enough.
posting her body in his closet.  He
wrapped it in newspaper, air fresh-         Ironcally, Unicorn's arrest date: 28
eners to kill the smell (although           March 1979, was the date of the  
people like the Unicorn lecture, de-        Three Mile Island explosion, one of
stroy the environment, and styrofoam        history's biggest eco-disasters.
which we were also told would create        Yet half of Earth Day's founders 
environmental Armageddon.  It was           killed more people than the ecologic
seven months before police found her        disaster.
decaying body in his home.
                                            So whenever you're asked to partici-
Future statist senator Arlen Spector        pate in Earth Day, you're welcome to
was his attorney.  He had Unicorn's         do so.  But I prefer to educate them
bail reduced to a mere $40,000, un-         on the un-libertarian story that the
heard of for a murder suspect.  It          Earth Day organizers would rather
was a bad decision: Unicorn fled the        keep buried.                   ((L))
country before trial.  While a fu-           ___________________________________
gitive in Europe, he even married a         |                 DON'T HURT OTHERS  
Swedish woman.                              |        AND DON'T TAKE THEIR STUFF



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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&         EDUCATION   
                                            +2  Pro-school choice; eliminate NEA
 HOW LIBERTARIAN IS GARY JOHNSON??          
                                            SUPREME COURT 
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&         +2  Claims he would only nominate
                                                strict constitutionalists
                                             
By Synonymous 2                             BORDER PROTECTION
                                            +1  Citizenship path and entering or
Gary Jahnson is the Libertarian                 leaving country should be simple
party's 2016 presidential candidate         -1  Opposes protecting border
but how libertarian is he really?           
Internet memes are circulating that         DEFENSE SPENDING
he agrees with Bernie Sanders 78%           +2  Cut military budget 40% or more
of the time.  Let's examine his                 
stance on issues and mark them with         WAR ON TERROR
+ or - scores, up to 2 per issue.           +1  Supports a quick, effective, and
                                                efficient war on terror
TRANSPARENCY                                +1  Opposes war in Iraq or any war
+2  100% for government trans-                  not authorized by congress
    parency                                     40% or more

1ST AMENDMENT/Religious Freedom             WAR CAPTIVES
-1   Says government should not be          +1  Pro-NAP on torture
    involved with marriage, but                 efficient war on terror
    voted to sanction gay marriage;         +1  No detaining without due process
    Opposes free expression of                  but do not release terrorists
    religion in public
+1  Pro other forms of speech in-           INTERVENTION
    cluding opposing net neutrality         +2  All actions to defend against
                                                threats to our Constitution or
2ND AMENDMENT                                   people should be swift and dir-
+2  Pro-2A except the government                etc.  Only such threats need we
    may restrict mentally ill                   be involved in
                                            
5th AMENDMENT: EMINENT DOMAIN               ISRAEL
+2  Completely opposed                      +1  Our close ally and we will stand
                                                with them even if threatened
5th AMENDMENT: CIVIL LIBERTIES                              
+1  Supports civil liberties                FREE MARKET
+1  Opposes Patriot Act                     +1  Capitalism yields prosperity
                                            +1  Opposes bailouts; audit Federal
9th AND 10th AMENDMENT                          Reserve
+2  Strong state's rights supporter             
                                            HEALTH CARE RATIONING
RIGHT TO LIFE                               +2  Opposes Obamacare/single payer
-1  Extremely anti-NAP for unborn            
 0  Let states decide                       TAXES/TRADE
                                            +1  Opposes taxes    
DEATH PENALTY                               +1  opposes tariffs; pro-free trade
+2  Pro-NAP on death penalty                
                                            UNIONS
DRUGS                                       -2  Supports unions
+2  Hates drug use, strong advocate
    of discouraging drug use, but           FINAL SCORE:             30 (86%)
    not restricting drug, alcohol,          HIGHEST POSSIBLE SCORE:  42
    or cigarette use.                       LOWEST POSSIBLE SCORE:  -42    ((L))



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Rocky Balboa made a comeback in 2006        ROCKY: So why�d you give me all them
with the sixth movie in the *Rocky*         tests if you was never passing me?
franchise, titled *Rocky Balboa*.           
                                            
Rocky not only took on a new and up-        CHAIRMAN: We�ve got to stand by our 
coming opponent.  He took on the            decision here and we have to deny 
Philadephia government.  In order to        your request for a license at this 
resume his boxing career, Rocky had         time.
to apply for a license with the city        
Athletic Commission.  After making          Stallone's character began to leave,
him partake in rigorous tests in or-        then turned around and stood up for
der to quality, which he passed, the        deciding what's best for himself.
city still denied his license.  You
see, the city knows better than the         ROCKY: Yo, don�t I got some rights?
individual what's in the best in-
terests of the individual.  It's up         CHAIRMAN: What rights do you think 
to them to protect us from our-             you're referring to?
selves.
                                            ROCKY: *Rights*, like in that offic-
CHAIRMAN: Alright, well, the medical        ial paper they wrote down the street
advisory board has informed us that         there.
the battery of tests to which you�ve 
been subjected -- you�ve passed these       CHAIRMAN: That's the Bill of Rights.
tests with flying colors and we con-
gratulate you for that.                     ROCKY: Yeah, yeah: The Bill of 
                                            Rights. Don�t it say something about
ROCKY: Thanks.                              going after what makes you happy?
                                            
CHAIRMAN: However, this commission,         CHAIRMAN: No, that�s the pursuit of 
in good conscience, cannot recommend        happiness, but what�s your point?
you for a license, and we therefore         
deny your application.                      [NOTE FROM LIBERTORIAN: the pursuit
                                            of happiness is actually from The 
ROCKY: Didn�t I do what you asked?          Declaration of Independence]

COMMITTEEMAN: Yes, you did.                 ROCKY: My point is, I�m pursuing
                                            somethin', and nobody looks too
ROCKY: So I should get a license,           happy about it.
right?
                                            CHAIRMAN: But, we're just looking
COMMITTEEMAN: Not exactly.                  out for your interests.





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ROCKY: I appreciate that, but maybe         tell you that? Who? Nobody.  It�s 
you�re looking out for *your* inter-        your right to listen to your gut. 
ests just a little bit more!  I mean        It ain�t nobody�s right to say "No" 
you shouldn�t be asking people to           after you earned the right to be 
come down here and pay the freight          where you wanna be and do what you 
on something they paid that still           wanna do.
ain�t good enough.  I mean you think        
that�s right?  I mean maybe you�re          ROCKY: You know, the older I get, 
doing your job, but why you got to          the more things I gotta leave be-
stop me from doing mine?  'Cause if         hind.  That�s life.  The only thing
you�re willing to go through all the        I�m asking you guys to leave on the 
battling you gotta go through to get        table is what�s right.
where you wanna get, who�s got the          
right to stop you?  I mean maybe            After his appeal, the committee re-
some of you guys got something you          considers their decision and allows
never finished, something you really        Rocky to fight again, which is his
wanna do, something you never said          God-given right in the first place.
to somebody, SOMETHING! ...And              
you�re told "No," even after you pay        Wouldn't it be nice if it worked out
your dues?  Who�s got the right to          like this  in Today's America? ((L))


================================================================================
||     BUT THIS IS *NOT* A RIGHT       ||        BLURB BY Synonymous Xi       ||
================================================================================

I was in the office at someone's            tions who never had an OSHA, not to
workplace.  I was reading signs to          mention the right to have them in-
pass time, waiting for his return.          spect your workplace?  Those poor,
It's funny what those things on the         abandoned ancestors.  They never had
government agency documents say.  So        an OSHA.
there was OSHA, which I knew would
be a hoot.  I read the following:           When you think about the folly for a
                                            minute, it starts to become hilari-
| You have a right to request an            ous.  What if Ted Cruz or Gary John-
| OSHA inspection [at your work-            son becomes president one day and 
| place].                                   gets rid of OSHA?  Where would peo-
                                            ple turn to for their "right to an 
Do you really?                              OSHA inspection"?  You see, it's not
                                            really a right in the first place.
It all fell into place for me then.         Unless you live under an entitlement
I always hear about how rights come         mentality.
from God, and not man, and how the
Constitution of the United States           From the employer's point of view,
doesn't "grant" rights, but affirms         where's his right to be left alone 
the rights we already had.  The dis-        to run things the way he wants?  "He
cussion usually progresses from that        could be harming the environment,
point to, "Rights don't come from a         and we need OSHA to stop it".  Isn't
government, because any rights that         that a moral dictate, one that not
they 'give' to you, they can just as        all people subscribe to?  The groups
easily take back."                          who always say religious people "im-
                                            pose their morality on others" are 
Here was a perfect example.  If the         the first to do it themselves!
right to a workplace inspection is a
"right", how come the Founding Fa-          So next time you read the silly of-
thers didn't put it in the Consti-          ficial government documents, spot 
tution?  What about all those gener-        the silliness for yourself!    ((L))



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 _     _  ____  _____ ____ _____ _____  ____  _  _____  _    _  _  ____  _    _
/ \   / \/  _ \/  __//  __Y__ __Y  _  \/  __\/ \/  _  \/ \  / \/ \/ ___\/ \__/ \
| |   | || | //|  \  |  \/| / \ | / \ ||  \/|| || / \ || |\ | || ||    \| |\/| |
| |_/\| || |_\\|  /_ |    / | | | |-| ||    /| || |-| || | \| || |\___ || |  | |
\____/\_/\____/\____\\_/\_\ \_/ \_/ \_/\_/\_\\_/\_/ \_/\_/  \_/\_/\____/\_/  \_/

++++++++++++++++++++++.     _    _  __ _  ____  ____  _  .++++++++++++++++++++++
                      + /\ / |  / |/ // \/  _ \/ ___\/ \ +
  Is the philosophy   + \_\| |  |   / | || | \||    \| | +   By
  of libertarianism   +    | |  |   \ | || |_/|\___ |\_/ +   Synonymous
  exclusively an      +    \_|  \_|\_\\_/\____/\____/(_) +   Xi
  adult excursion?    +                                  +
                      '++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'

The philosophy of libertarianism is         So comes with libertarianism one of
twofold.  The first part involves           the responsibilities: not only to 
individual rights.  Libertarians ex-        not harm others, but to keep those
press this through the non-aggres-          entrusted to our care from coming to
sion principle (or NAP).  While it's        harm, and to teach them to protect
not a catch-all, it is a conceptual         themselves from harm.
idea that one does not harm others,
as one wouldn't like to be harmed.          A libertarian may ask, "I don't have
It's a variation of Jesus' "Golden          to care for anyone."  Libertarians
Rule": do unto others as you wish           actually have a partial point.  No
they do unto you.  In this magazine,        one says a person must raise a child
Matt Kibbe's, "Don't hurt others and        that isn't, or even theirs.  But it
don't take their stuff" is adopted          is up to them to entrust the care of
to mean the same.  People have a            their children to someone who will.
right not to be harmed by others, be        A child can't fend for themselves,
it people or governments.                   and neglect of children is exactly
                                            the same as harming them directly.
The second aspect is the responsi-
bilitiy of individuals.  If people          Can children be libertarians?  Yes.
are given maximum freedom to act in         Of course, they don't have all the 
their own lives, they are to accept         same rights as adults, but they do
the consequences of their decisions.        have rights.  If we have children in
                                            our care, they need to be taught to
So what about children?  Children           act responsibly, in accordance with
require the moral guidance to make          their aid or intellect.  As they
their own decisions.  So, do they           learn to assume responsibility, then
have rights and responsibilities?           the rights come next.  A child who
                                            respects a curfew may be granted an
Here's an example: a toddler doesn't        extended right to stay out later.
understand the concept of electric-         This is one example, but this con-
ity.  He puts his finger in a socket        cept can be applied throughout the
and electrocutes himself.  Is the           child's lifetime of development.
response to that, "Well, he made his
own decision."  Obviously, that's           If the freedoms and responsibilities
not a rational way to react because         are in the context of teaching the
the toddler doesn't have the edu-           child the principles behind the two
cation to make an informed decision.        going hand-in-hand, as adults, our
                                            children can respect the idea that
Taking it a step beyond, the parents        we should treat people with decency,
are to blame for allowing harm to           and  that they are free make their
come to someone who doesn't know any        own decisions and accept responsi-
better.                                     bility for their actions.      ((L))



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LiberTORian magazine was archived on        Have you heard of Spoofing?
archive.org by the thoughtful user
"Spirit of Death" (@spirit_of_death         It's a method of jamming aircraft
on archive.org).  The entire Liber-         readings to confuse the pilots.
TORian 2.0 web site as of January,
2016 has been included.  This covers        Remember when the U.S. fighter jet
all issues up to 13.  In addition,          wound up in Iranian airspace, and
LiberTORian magazine has been ported        Iran took them hostage for invading
to additional formats, so that this         their airspace?  The Carter years 
eZine is now in all the following           have come back.  They were later re-
formats: ABBYY GZ, DAISY ,EPUB, FULL        leased, but afterward it was learned
TEXT, HTML, JPEG, KINDLE, PDF, PNG,         that Iran lured the pilots into
SINGLE PAGE PROCESSED JP2, TEXT, and        their territory by "spoofing" their
TORRENT of the whole web site.  The         flight equipment into not knowing
archive includes not just the onion         where they were.
site for LiberTORian 2.0, but the 
original logos, which were saved by         The incident, which took place in
the archiver.                               January.  Around that time, the Iran
                                            government spoofed a drone by feed-
LiberTorian 1-13 and the compendium,        ing false GPS coordinates into it,
which archives issues 1-12, are all         tricking it into "thinking" it was
readable online at Archive.org, in a        landing in Afghanistan.
pleasant JavaScript (careful!) app
for online reading.  Visit the site         The same kind of jamming/hacking of
at:                                         signals overrided the plane that the
                                            hostages were flying.  Or so they
  http://archive.org/details/               say.
  liberTORian
                                            LiberTORian would love to hear from
------------------------------------        you.  If you understand how "spoof-
                                            ing" technology works, or if you can
TELNET LISTA DE LINKS is a site in          explain what really happened in Iran
the Spanish-speaking community, from        and how it happened, we'd love to
which LiberTORian has found popular-        include your words of enlightenment
ity.  Among a few dozen onion sites         in a future issue of LiberTORian.
listed is the link to LiberTORian 
2.0.                                        LiberTORian welcomes other submis-
                                            sions from the reading public.  It's
  http://telnetg42y5crrb7.                  almost entirely likely that what you
  torstorm.org/telnet/telnet.aspx           submit will be printed, as long as
                                            it doesn't promote statism.  But if
------------------------------------        you can offer insight on this topic
                                            in particular, we'd gladly publish
I may have mentioned this before: a         that.  Please send your plain text
link is in the Spanish Cybermedios          to:
web site (with issue 1 cover shot).
                                              libertorian@sigaint.org
http://cybermedios.org,2015,09,2/
libertorian-magazine-revista-de-tor-        And remember: don't hurt others and
y-la-deep-web-numeros-6-a-8                 don't take their stuff.        ((L))



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Fon Phreaking is a lost art of hack-        The blue box isn't practical these
ing telephones in the era before fi-        days, and LiberTORian doesn't recom-
ber optics.  For those who don't            mend theft anyway.  But this is pre-
know the term: Fon Phreaking is the         sented here for its historical im-
art of manipulating telephones in           portance.  Now you can build one.
order to make free calls.  Nowadays, 
every call in the US is a local call        On a side note: the band Information
on most systems, but this wasn't the        Society released a popular single in
case.  One phreak tool was the BLUE         1990 called "Think".  One remix was
BOX, built by many phreakers in the         called the "Bluebox 2600" mix, in 
1970s.  The blue box mimicked the           honor of the device (2600 is a
sounds that telephone operators used        frequency that granted free calls.)
as switching signals on their boards        Here's the original 80-column text,
to make long-distance connections.          probably from the early 1980s.


                        ----------------------- 
                        How to build a BLUE BOX 
                        ----------------------- 
 
   We all know that the touch tone frequencies are composed of 2 tones (2 
different frequencies) so that is the reason why we have 2 VCO's (Voltage 
Controlled Oscilators). We will call then VCO#1 and VCO#2. If you have
noticed VCO#1 and VCO#2 are exactly the same type of circuits. That is why
only 1 was drawn. But remember that whatever goes for VCO#1 also goes for
VCO#2. Both VCO'S are composed of a handfull of part. One chip, two
capacitors, 2 resistors and five potentiometers. All of this will give you
(when properly calibrated) one of the freqencies necessary (the other one
will come from VCO#2) for the operation of the Blue Box. Both of these freqs.
will be mixed in the speaker to form the required tone. 
 
   This is one of the most sophisticated designs I have ever made. Why? 
Because other designs will drain the battery after 10 calls. This design will
make them last 10 months!!!!!  But never the less, don't forget to put in a
switch for on and off. Ok let's build the two VCO'S and calibrate the unit
before we get to the keyboard construction. 
 
VCO CONSTRUCTION: 
---------------- 
 
           TOOLS REQUIRED 
 
 1 ocilliscope(optional but not req) 
 1 Freq. counter   (REQUIRED) 
 1 Volt meter       "  "  " 
   Electronics tools  (Pliers,drll, 
   screwdrivers, etc.) 
 
===================================== 
 



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               PARTS 
 
 R1  1.5K RESISTOR  5% 
 R2 1K   RESISTOR  5%
 C1 .1uf ELECTROLYTIC CAPACITOR 16VDC 
 C2 .01uf    "        "  (MYLQR)16VDC 
IC1 2207 VCO CHIP BY EXAR ELECTRONICS 
    Remember the above only says 
    VCO#1 but the same is for VCO#2 
 R3-R4 150 OHM RESISTORS  5% 
 C3-C4 .1 uf ELECTROLITIC CAPACITOR 
       10VDC 
 P1-P10 200K TRIMMER POT - 20 TURNS 
       DIODES USED IN THE KEYBOARD 
       ARE 1N914 TYPE (40 OF THEM) & 
       13 SWITCHES FOR THE KEYBOARD 
       SPST MOMENTARY. 
 SPKR=YOU CAN USE A TELEPHONE SPEAKER 
      FOR THIS (IT WORKS BEST) BUT 
      REMEMBER TO TAKE OUT THE DIODE 
      THAT IS CONNECTED ACCROSS IT. 
 
======================================= 
 
           IMPORTANT NOTES 
 
  1. DO NOT USE ANYTHING ELSE OTHER 
     THAN A MYLAR CAPACITOR FOR C2. 
  2. PINS 10,9,8 SHOULD BE TIED 
     TOGETHER AND BE LEFT FLOATING. 
  3. ALL RESISTORS SHOULD BE 5%! 
     NOTHING ELSE! 
  4. A TELEPHONE SPEAKER GIVES THE 
     BEST RESULTS. 
 
======================================= 
 
           TROUBLE SHOOTING 
 
   By now you should have constructed the two VCO'S on a bread board or 
anything that pleases you. Check for cold solder joints, broken wires, 
polarity of the battery, etc. Before we apply power to the VCO'S we have to
adjust the pots for their half way travel point. This is done by turning them
21 turns to the right and then 10 turns to the left. Do the same for all ten
of them. 
 
   Now apply power to the unit check to see that you have power in the chips
by putting the positive lead of your volt meter on pin 7 and the negative
lead on pin 12. If you do not have anything there turn off the unit and
RECHECK THE WIRING. 
 
   When you get the right voltages on the chips, connect a diode to a piece
of wire (look at fig. 2 for the orientation of the diode) from ground to any
pot at point T (look carefully at the schematic for point T it is labeled
T1-T10 for all pots). You should be able to hear a tone, if not disconnect
the lead and place the speaker close to your ear and if you hear a chirp-like
sound, this means that the two VCO'S are working if you don't, it means that



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either one or both of the VCO'S are dead. So in this case it is always good
to have an ocilloscope on hand. Disconnect the speaker from the circuit and
hook the ocilliscope to 1 of the leads of the speaker & the ground from the
scope to the ground of the battery. Connect again the ground lead with the
diode connected to it from ground to any pot on the VCO that you are checking
and you should see a triangle wave if not turn the pot in which you are
applying the ground to until you see it. When you do see it do the the same
for the other VCO to make sure it is working. (amplitude is about 2VAC). When
you get the two VCO's working you are set for the adjustment of the
individuals pots. 
 
 
                            Adjustment 
                            ---------- 
 
   Disconnect the speaker from the circuit and connect a freq. counter (the
positive lead of the counter to one of the speakers leads that belongs to 
VCO#1 or connect it to pin 14). 
 
   Connect the negative lead to the battery negative and connect the jumper
lead with the diode from ground to pot number 1.T1. ( the first pot number
1 point T1) if you got it working you should hear a tone and get a reading
on the counter. Adjust the pot for a freq. of 1700HZ and continue doing the
same for pots 2-5 except that they get differents freqs. which are: 
 
$$$$$$$ 
$ P1= 1700hz $ 
$ P2= 1300hz $ 
$ P3= 1100hz $ 
$ P4=  900hz $ 
$ P5= 1500hz $ 
$$$$$$$ 
 
   Now disconnect the freq. counter from the speaker lead of VCO#1 or from
pin 14 (which ever you had it attached to at the beginning) and connect it
to the speaker lead of VCO#2 or to pin 14 of VCO#2 and make the same
adjustments to P6-10. 
 
$$$$$$$$ 
$ P6=  1100hz $ 
$ P7=   700hz $ 
$ P8=   900hz $ 
$ P9=  2600hz $ 
$ P10= 1500hz $ 
$$$$$$$$ 
 
   When you finish doing all of the pots go back and re-check them. 
 
 
                            Keyboard 
                            -------- 
 
  If you look at FIG-2 you will see that the keys are simple switches. 
Connected to a ground and two diodes on the other end. these diodes are used
to simplify the construction of the keyboard because otherwise the
distribution of the ground signal for both VCO'S would have been done
mechanically. The diode will go to VCO#1 and the other will go to VCO#2.



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FIG-3 shows the arrangement of the keys on the keyboard. 
 
 
   Below is a table that will help you connect the keys to the required VCO's
pots. 
 
              (-FIG 2-)               
-----!-----!--------!--------!------- 
     !     !        !        !        
 TO  ! TO  !  FREQ  !  FREQ  !  KEY   
 POT ! POT !  OUT:  !  OUT:  !        
 ON  ! ON  !        !        !        
 VCO1! VCO2!        !        !        
-----!-----!--------!-------%!------- 
  1  !  06 ! 1700hz ! 1100hz !   C 
  2  !  10 ! 1300hz ! 1500hz !   0 
  1  !  10 ! 1700hz ! 1100hz !   E 
  4  !  07 ! 0900hz ! 0700hz !   1 
  3  !  07 ! 1100hz ! 0700hz !   2 
  3  !  08 ! 1100hz ! 0900hz !   3 
  2  !  07 ! 1300hz ! 0700hz !   4 
  2  !  08 ! 1300hz ! 0900hz !   5 
  2  !  06 ! 1300hz ! 1100hz !   6 
  5  !  07 ! 1500hz ! 0700hz !   7 
  5  !  08 ! 1500hz ! 0900hz !   8 
  5  !  06 ! 1500hz ! 1100hz !   9 
  -  !  09 ! ------ ! 2600hz !   X 
 
   Remember that in FIG-2 it's the same for each key except the "X" key,
which only takes one diode. 
 
 
few KEYS to the diagram: 
 
Cx is capacitor #x   Denoted by: ---| | 
--- 
 
Px is Pot or Variable resistor #x  Deno 
ted by :/ 
 
        \ 
 
        /<--   
                                    \ 
Rx is resistor #x  Denoted by /\/\/\/\ 
 
                            SCHEMATICS 
 
     The XR-2207 chip is a Voltage-Controlled Oscillator and a 14 pin device
thus you must be very careful when soldering the parts to this device. It is 
a little dificult to actually draw a schematic on an 80 character screen  
using limited graphics, but I will give 
it a try. 
 
                                        TO GND_____________ 
                                              | 
                                                         ___ 



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                                               C2     C3 ___ 
                                            _||_          | 
                                           |    |    _____|__9v+ 
                                           |    |    |    | 
                        `   `    `    `    `    `    `    | 
                        -------------------------------   | 
                        7   6    5    4    3    2    1 |  | 
                       |                               <  | 
                       |8   9    10   11   12   13   14|  | 
                        -------------------------------   | 
                        `   `    `    `    `    `    `    | 
                                 |    |                   | 
                    --| |--------|    |                   | 
                    |C1    R2         |         R1        | 
          GND ______|___/\/\/\/\______|_____/\/\/\/\______| 
 
 
is is a diagram of how to locate the different pins on the chip. 
Please notice that pin one (1) is the closest to the notch on top of the
chip. The first thing we'll do is to connect power to the chip (remember that
you need to build two (2) of these to get a complete system) this is
accomplished by connecting the positive wire of the battery lead to pin#1 one
leg of R1  and R2 is soldered to pin#11. The other leg of R1 goes to pin 1
or to the d. C1 goes between pin 10 and ground. The timing capacitor or C2
goes between pins 2 and 3 of the chip. Pins 8 and 9 should be grounded to
ground. Pin 14 is the output and this is where one leg of C4 (C3 goes on the
other VCO) in series with R3 (the same goes for the other VCO) and to one
lead of the speaker. 
 
     The trimmer pots P1 to P10 should be grouped in groups of 5 pots each.
The way you group it is by soldering one end of the pot to each other leaving
the wiper and the other end free. 
 
          | This end goes to pin 6 of the chip 
                   | 
      _____________|_____________ 
       /     /     /     /     / 
       \     \     \     \     \ 
       /<-   /<-   /<-   /<-   /<- 
       \ |   \ |   \ |   \ |   \ |  
       / |   / |   / |   / |   / | 
         |     |     |     |     | 
         |     |     |     |     | 
       P1      P2    P3    P4    P5 
 
 
     And finally this is the way each key should be wired. 
 
                 diode 
he contact of  the  
                         |--------- \------               key 
     to Px  ------>|-----|                | 
                 diode                    | 
                                        ----- 
                                         --- Ground 





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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ART:                        \\           By           //
                  MEMORIZING NUMBERS            //      Synonymous 1      \\
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In today's days of cell phones, it          These aren't the only numbers in 
seems like everyone's got their con-        our lives.  Everyone should know the
tacts stored, and they never have to        following numbers for all members of
take the time to actually learn a           their family:
person's phone number.
                                            o Cell phone numbers
Well, you just might not have access        o Birthdays and anniversaries
to your handy gadgets.  Seriously,          o Social Security numbers
people have grown dependent on their        o License plate numbers
technology tot he extent that they          o Drivers' license numbers
lose, or never learn in the first           o Vehicle ID numbers
place, basic skills, like learning          o Health insurance numbers
the numbers we rely on.                     o Vehicle insurance numbers
                                            o Military ID number (for those
We explain to our children that we            serving)
simply learn and remember everyone's        o Other numbers associated with the
phone numbers.  They stare wide-eyed          person, such as student ID numbers
at us, amazed at our cognitive abil-        
ities.  But it's just giving our            That seems like a lot of numbers,
brains the exercise they need, just         but you don't have to learn them all
as we exercise our bodies.                  at once.  Commit one to memory per
                                            day.  Review and reinforce your pre-
It's also faster to pick up a phone         viously learned numbers so you don't
and dial a number than to call up           forget them once they're memorized.
your contacts list, or even tell            Numbers that aren't used often tend
Siri or Cordana or whichever program        to be lost from memory if not re-
disguised as a woman you use (it's          viewed from time to time.
all fine with me since I'm a liber-
tarian) to call so and so.                  You can do it, even if you think you
                                            are terrible with numbers.  You just
Other than family and friends, the          need to get your brain in shape.
following are the numbers that              Here are some tips for memorizing 
everyone should keep stored in their        numbers:
heads:
                                            1) Mnemonic devices: Say a telephone
o Doctors and specialists                   number ends with 4895.  On a touch-
o Doctors of other family members           tone pad, that sequence forms a 
o Police (besides 911)                      parallelogram: 
o Fire Station (besides 911)
o Hospital (besides 911)                             4  5    The shape is com-
o All schools your family uses                        \  \   pleted if you go
o All work numbers                                     8--9  back to the 4.
o All insurance companies
o Electric company outage reporting         If you remember the starting number,
o Congress ((202) 224-3121)                 "4", and the direction of the shape
o Your local religious leader               you make with your finger, you re-
o Frequently-called businesses              duced the four numbers to two de-
o Other frequently-called numbers           vices: the first number and the 
o AAA or other valuable services            shape you draw from it.



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2) Other mnemonic devices:  Say you         Reverse the order of instructions to
have a telephone number such as             retrieve the number.
363-6224 to memorize.  You can group
the numbers differently.  How about         4) The Classic System: Recite and
dividing the number into 3636 224?          memorize the number by repetition.
Now you have 36 twice.  Or you can          If it's a phone number in your cell
count by threes.  3,6.  3,6.  The           phone, dial it yourself, and only 
224 can be turned into math: 2+2=4.         refer to it when you're not confi-
You may find other ways to divide           dent.  Don't use devices as crutches
the number into mnemonic devices and        or you'll never be independent.  Be-
learn it faster, and more likely re-        fore long, you'll be memorizing the
member it forever after you learn           .onion addresses you encounter.
it.
                                            One more thing that makes learning
3) Major System.  Memorize a system         numbers easier is to develop a mne-
of letters, all consonants, that you        monic library.  Learn the powers of
associate with numbers.  You may            2 (begin with one and multiply by 2:
choose your own, but a commonly used        2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, etc.)
Major System uses "logical" choices:        Powers of 3 and all other prime num-
                                            bers (3, 9, 27, 81, 243, 729, etc.)
1) t (a "1" with a crossbar)                Three halves the powers of 2: (3, 6,
2) n (lowercase n has 2 points)             12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384, 768, etc.)
3) m (lowercase m has 3 points)             and so on.  Learn the Golden Section
4) r ("four" ends in r)                     which is found is nature.  Begin the
5) l (Roman numeral for 50; v is 5,         sequence with 1, 2, then add the two
      but is uncommon)                      numbers together to make the next 
6) g (looks like a 6 upside down on         number in the sequence: 3.  The se-
      a calculator)                         quence continues by adding the last
7) k (look like it's made of 2 "7s")        two numbers, so you have: 1, 2, 3,
8) f (vaguely resembles an f)               5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, etc.
9) p (mirror image of 9)                    Learn factorials, represented by a
0) s (reversed Z for "zero", but S          number and an exclamation point. 
      is a more common letter.)             The number 1 factorial is 1!.  Two 
                                            factorial, 2! is 1x2, or 2.  3! is
So, say you have a number to learn,         1x2x3, or 6.  4! is 1x2x3x4, or 24.
like: 384-92-1917                           5! is 1x2x3x4x5, or 120.  If you see
                                            the sequence 5120, think 5-5!.  If
Step 1) Substitute the numbers with         you see 813, think 8 Spiral.  A spi-
letters, which comes to you natur-          ral is a good representation for a
ally, since you memorized the major         golden section because the spirals 
system:                                     in snail shells employ the golden
                                            section.  If you see 81729, remember
m f r p n t p t k                           81-x9, since 81x9=729.  Or break up 
                                            the numbers into 81 72 9, and say:
Step 2) Make words by inserting             81=72+9, or:
vowels:                                     9x9=81, 8x9=72, 1x9=9, or:
                                            (9,8,1)x9 or whatever works for you.
My, for paint pot ok.
                                            And associate numbers with those in
Sure, it makes no sense, but it will        your life.  If you like the movie,
be distinctive to remember.                 2010: The Year We Make Contact, sub-
                                            stitute the movie or visualize a 
Or, even make a sentence with words         scene wherever the number appears.
starting with the letters:
                                            Now you'll be able to remember all
My friend really paid nobody to pet         the numbers important to you.  It
the kitten.                                 also impresses others!         ((L))



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There was a gap between this and the        doesn't affect them.  But do not 
previous issue of LiberTORian.  And         tell us that your disregard for us
We all did a lot of maturing really         regular people is the new norm and
quickly in that time.  Or, at least,        we just have to live with our loved
we all BETTER mature pretty fast or         ones as the next potential terrorism
you're going to find your way of            targets!
life over pretty suddenly.
                                            The recent Orlando night club attack
During the first term of Obama, when        was followed up with an act of ter-
for the last four years, the Bush           ror in Paris, the murder of a police
recession was made EVEN WORSE, we're        officer and his wife, streamed live
all told in the news media that one         on Facebook.  On the terorist's body
in three Americans out of work and          was found a list of 8000 targets for
an average work week of 29 hours is         assassination inthe US.  And most on
the new norm.  We were told just to         the list were regular people.
accept it.  That's the way it is, 
the government made it this way,            The government won't reveal to the
they don't want it any other way,           8000 that they're potential targets.
and we all are to deal with it.             they say informing them will cause a
                                            panic.  SO they're left to fend for
Another four years have gone by, and        themselves.  The blood is on the 
ISIS is now among us and has been           administration's hands if any of the
conducting terrorist attacks on a           8000 are murdered when they could
regular and steady basis.  Obama            have taken steps to protect them-
never seems too outraged at any of          selves.  But they don't care.  It's
it or resolves to do anything about         the new norm.  Being murdered by
it; instead all he does is admonish         terrorists is the new way of life,
us that it has nothing to do with           since we refuse to fight terrorism.
Islam and we can't even say *WHO IS         Just get used to it.  And if you or
BEHIND THE ATTACKS*.  But we will           a loved one is the next victim, you
exploit the murders of Americans as         can count on the administration to
a means to push the gun control a-          give a stern lecture on how we can't
genda.                                      blame Muslims, but it's the gun's 
                                            fault for acting on its own.
In other words, Americans being 
killed by terrorists and us doing           I refuse to accept this "new norm",
nothing about it is the new norm,           and hope that you don't, either.  As
and you better get used to it.              of yet, I don't know how to resist
                                            it.  Maybe someone reading has a
These people are DEAD.  They have           good suggestion.  But maybe, just 
families who love them.  They have          all of us rising and saying, "I re-
dreams.  They are our brothers.  And        fuse to live like a prisoner in my
mass killings of our fellow citizens        own country!", is a good first step.
is the new norm.  Well I will NOT 
get used to it!  It's nice when a           Let's move forward together, and
president and his family and the            bring sanity back to this country.
senators above us have secret ser-          Libertarianism and common sense are
vice, and don't have to worry about         needed more than ever.  Let's do our
living in this new norm, and not            part to instill them in others.((L))
need to deal with it because it              - - -  E N D   O F   F I L E  - - -