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                 "THE LARGEST' GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** * * ***  P R E S E N T S
       "Fuck Stains     *** * *   *** *** * * *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude
         Criticism   "  *   * *** ***     ***   * ***   and SciencePad 123
                                                        and Nell Carter

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This is what we think of what we think of lyrics:
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This is what we think of lyrics:
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Blind Melon:
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All i can say is FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.



 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



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                         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



                                         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



                                                 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



 FUCK



  FUCK



   FUCK



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US3:
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Bidibidi FUCK FUCK



FUCK



FUCK



FUCK



FUCK FUCK



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  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK  funky funky.



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Nirvana:
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Meaningless Heroin inspired BULL, Meaningless Heroin inspired BULL,



Meaningless Heroin insp FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



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         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



         
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UB40
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And I caaaaannnnn't heeeeeelllllppp fallliiinggg in FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



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U2
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don't mumble don't mumble



Numb.  I feel numb.



don't FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



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Danzig
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Mothah!@  Do you wanna wang chung tonight!



I'll show you DISCO INFERNO!@
Mothah!@  Gonna take your daughter out tonight!
Gonna show her DISCO INFERNO!@



Gonna shoe her every FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A BUCK IS ||
||   | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE       *NOTHING OF USE*        ||
|| __| |   | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" ||



|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE DRINK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND SIP OFF WARES GROUPS.    ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENDANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92  ||
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                IF YOU LIKED THIS SOFT PLEASE DONT TOUCH
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"The area just got a lot hotter@"
"Your Earth just got a little rounder#"



"This is not hypertext^"
Copyright bullshit in 1214 by bullshitboy.
-EoF

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              FUCK = 345
              THIS = 4
            HEROIN = 3
       MEANINGLESS = 3
             DON'T = 3
             GONNA = 3
              HAVE = 3

Word Length    Count
      1         23
      2         24
      3         33
      4        385
      5         29
      6         12
      7         11
      8         11
      9          3
     10          3
     11          5
     12          2
     13          1
     15          1
Over 16          3
            ------
Total:         546 words in this text

Sent. Length   Count
     12          1
Over 50          3
            ------
Total:           4 sentences in this text

Percentages of sentences of specified lengths (may not total
exactly 100 per cent because of small round-off errors):

 1 -  5 words:   0
 6 - 10 words:   0
11 - 15 words:  25
16 - 20 words:   0
over 20 words:  75

The following portion of the report contains comparisons of elements
in your text with those in other texts. "Hmwy" refers to the first
chapter of THE SUN ALSO RISES by Ernest Hemingway. "Stnbk" refers to
chapter 29 of THE GRAPES OF WRATH by John Steinbeck. "King" is the
beginning of the first chapter of THE DEAD ZONE by Stephen King. "Byte"
is the beginning portion of a technical article in Byte magazine. "RD"
is a non-fiction feature story from Reader's Digest. "Time" is a news
story from Time magazine.

These texts were chosen both because they are examples of a variety of
styles and because each is relatively representative of the author or
magazine from which it was excerpted. You should notice that the higher
Readability Index, longer words, and longer sentences of a technical
article in Byte are not what most readers expect in popular fiction.
Notice, too, that the somewhat Biblical style of Steinbeck (relying
upon cadence, repitition, and a low incidence of short sentences)
results in some numbers for his work that prove that style evaluation
does not necessarily reveal anything about content. These numbers are
only the roughest kind of guide to STYLE. CONTENT can not be evaluated
by this (or any other) text group.

The following histogram shows the percentage of sentences of 1-5 words,
6-10 words, 11-15 words, 16-20 words, and over 20 words. The percentages
for the sample texts are given below the histogram.

%   This Text - Hmingwy - Steinbk -  King  -  Byte  -  Rd Dgst - Time
        -----    -----     -----    -----     -----     -----    -----
50         I
           I                                                        I
40         I                                     I                  I
           I                        I            I                  I
30         I                  I     I  I         I      II          I
25       I I        I       I I     I  I         I      II          I
20       I I    III I      IIII     I  I       III      II        III
15       I I    IIIII      IIII     II I      IIII     IIII      IIII
10       I I    IIIII     IIIII    IIIII      IIII     IIIII     IIII
 5     __I_I    IIIII     IIIII    IIIII     _IIII     IIIII    _IIII
        ==============================================================
                  /\        \/        /\        \/        /\        \/
            20 22 19 15 24  \/   12 33 15 9 31  \/  14 28 29 17 12  \/
            --------------  \/  --------------  \/  --------------  \/
                       9 18 24 20 28     0 17 21 21 40     0 15 21 21 44
                       -------------     -------------     -------------

Mean length (average number of words) of all sentences:

              This Text - Hmwy - Stnbk - King - Byte - RD - Time
              =========   ====   =====   ====   ====  ====  ====

                   41.2   14.9    16.1   16.5   19.1  13.0  19.5
                   ====

Percentage of long words:

                      5      9       6     10     21    18    18
                   ====

The Readability Index is based upon the number of words in your text,
the number of those that are unusually long, the mean length of
sentences, and the number of sentences. Long words are those that have
at least 8 letters (11 if ending in "ing", 9 if ending in "s" or "d").

The Index is equivalent to a school grade level and is intended to
represent the level of education necessary to read your text without
difficulty.

                   18.5    9.6     8.8   10.6   16.0  12.4  15.0
                   ====

WARNING: The Readability Index for this text is higher than is
usually considered desirable. The high index number is attributable
to an excess of long sentences. To improve readability, break some
long sentences into shorter segments.

There are not enough sentences in this text to do a meaningful
analysis of sentence lengths.

                              +++

The ratios appearing below indicate the relative frequency that the
specified circumstance occurs. The ratios for -LY words, -ING words,
and commas have been multiplied by 10 to reduce the number of decimal
places; the hyphens ratio has been multiplied by 100. Compare the ratio
for the text being analyzed to the sample ratios to see if you have
more or less than average occurrence of a circumstance. A higher ratio
indicates a greater incidence of the circumstance.


              This Text - Hmwy - Stnbk - King - Byte - RD - Time
              =========   ====   =====   ====   ====  ====  ====
Total words:        546   1349    1188   1418   1337  1984  1427

Passive voice verbs:
      IS              4      3       1      0      6    18     5
     WAS              0     32       5     33      3    19     1
     ARE              0      2       0      2      6    12    10
    WERE              0      1      11     11      1     5     0
                   ----   ----    ----   ----   ----  ----  ----
Total Passives:       4     38      17     46     16    54    16
                   ====

Ratios of passive verbs to sentences:

                   1.00   0.43    0.23   0.54   0.23  0.35  0.22
                   ====

SUGGESTION: Substituting active verbs for some of the passive verbs
in this text might make it more dynamic.

Number of words ending in -LY (usually adverbs) = 1.
Ratios of -LY words to total words:

                   0.02   0.14    0.15   0.09   0.15  0.18  0.13
                   ====

Number of words ending in -ING (gerunds, participles) = 1.
Ratios of -ING words to total words:

                   0.02   0.27    0.21   0.42   0.22  0.22  0.44
                   ====

Number of times the word AND was used = 4.
Ratios of AND to sentences:

                   1.00   0.60    1.20   0.49   0.63  0.34  0.37
                   ====

SUGGESTION: This text has more ANDs per sentence than average. There
are also a high number of long sentences, suggesting that you may be
using AND too often to make compound sentences. This gives writing a
repititious quality that is not usually desirable.

Number of times the word VERY was used:

                      0      8       2      3      0     1     1
                   ====

Number of hyphens within words or at the end of a line = 1.
Ratios of hyphens per words (a hyphenated word that is entirely on
one line is counted as one long word):

                   0.18   0.22    0.00   0.71   2.47  0.50  2.10
                   ====

Number of commas = 3.
Ratios of commas to total words:

                   0.05   0.70    0.79   0.66   0.50  0.51  0.60
                   ====

Number of exclamation points (!) = 2.
WARNING: Use exclamation points rarely and only for unique emphasis!


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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE TEXT GROUP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A FUCK IS ||
||   | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *NO* MORAL VALUES   BECAUSE   ||
|| __| |   | [| THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te :MoRaLS!@#"  ||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL ENGLISH AND RIP OFF SHAREWAREZ.      ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII FOOTERS. -yFi '92 ||
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          IF YOU LIKED THIS YOU ARE CRACKED (100%, finally! Sorry!)
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"Man, this file looks like somebody JeeZed all Over It."
"Your Earth just got a little rounder#"
"This is not hypertext^"

Wowright bullshit in 1214 by bored-guys-who-don't-sleep.
-EoF