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The Train Writer - Part II

by she12

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| Nightfall City Limits       , .        .       '  |
|       .             .  !   ((     .       .       |
|   .          .  .      ||   `   ' ___         '   |
|      .    '      _.._ | |    __.  |  | .--"  .    |
|            .'| _|    || |_  |  |  |  |-'  |       |
|_.==. __    | L'      ||   ]_|  |_ |  ||   |     _.|
| ' ~'.--.-' -__.-'  '-.-' -= - ..  .---.__ .'--'.  |
|.'~ `  ^            .-.  ^  T  \\\  \\\\.   ''=='' |
| ___' ___  _.-  '=.     /'\  T  `Y\  X/\\\         |
| /"\  /"\            . / : \  T  \\`//_\Y\\        |
+---------------------------------------------------+
| NRC Rail Yard          /.\         |\  \@\        |
| .-/        .___'      /   \        | \  --        |
|.-/        .  T'  <==|   :  \[420]  `  \___________|
|=/        .   '      /       \' '    \ |    LK MALL|
|/        /   /      /         \_      \|_______HH__|
|        /   .      /     |      _      ----   ---- |
|       .___,      /             \       ----   ----|
|      . -|-'     /        \V V/  \       ----   ---|
|     /   |.     /          |  \<i think we're there|
|    /    ,     /         | '_ _'   \       ____   _|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|(let's make a quick stop | by the mall first...)   |
|      v------.   '.      |      v------.   '.      |
|    [/(")  (")\]         |    [/(")  (")\]         |
|    .'-----" "v          |    .v-----" ".          |
|   /[oo ==== >*<   \\    |   />*< ==== oo]   \\    |
|  / ...------.^.         |  / .^.------...         |
| /                       | /                       |
|/                     \\ |/                     \\ |
|                       \\|                       \\|
|                         |                         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| .-------.  |% SALE %|   |                         |
| |===|===|  '--------'   |  ____________________   |
|_|___|___|_______________| /___  |Hogwarts||(")|\  |
|               (moooom!) ||     >>>Express|'=--'c\ |
|----       ..      v ----|[___.-.L________|!.-.__ ]|
|           (-)    oo     | `-'(O)'---------'(O)'--'|
|----      ,_U\   (u  ----|    _____________________|
|         ( )M '-+.       |                         |
|----       / \ /\    ----|                         |
|          '  '           |    _____________________|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| .-------.  |% SALE %|   |(ouch, my ass hurts!)    |
| |===|===|  '--------'   | ____________v________   |
|_|___|___|_(don't look!)_||Hogwarts!(")(")||(")|\  |
|            v            ||>Express|(")'y'|'=--'c\ |
|----        \/       ----|L________!______|!.-.__ ]|
|           (o) ,,        | `-'(O)'---------'(O)'--'|
|----      ,_U\ (\)   ----|    _____________________|
|         ( )M '-+.       |                         |
|----       / \ /\    ----|                         |
|          '  '           |    _____________________|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| .-------.  |% SALE %|   |     (sry, no back seats)|
| |===|===|  '--------'   | ___________________v_   |
|_|(RUUUN!)_______________||Hogwarts!(")(")||(")|\  |
|    v       (bye, kitty) ||>Express|(")/|\|| \-|c\ |
|- @@  (,) oo v       ----|L________!____._|(")/|_ ]|
|  {} )/  (O)             | `-'(O)'------x--/|O)'--'|
|--- U\--.-+-==       ----|*hiss*_^_^""""X___A______|
|   .__M                  |     =Y=_ ___ ,' / \     |
|----   V'            ----|        dd  dd           |
|                         |    _____________________|
+---------------------------------------------------+
|.-o--o--o              .-'-.              o--o--o-.|
|| '-o    '--o--o      ( |V| )      o--o--'    o-' ||
|o                      '-.-'                      o|
|| o-o o o o-o o-o o-o o.o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
|o  |  |\|  |  |o  |<  |o|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| o|
|| o-o o o  o  o-o o o o o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
||                o---o       o---o                ||
|o               /                 \               o|
|'--o---o---o---o     NEXT STOP     o---o---o---o--'|
|   '--o--o           MALL-MART           o--o--'   |
+---------------------------------------------------+
|_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL|/|            __ |_LLLLLLLLLLLIIII|
|EEEEELLLLLLLL___|/'    ?      /__\|LLLLEEEEELLLLLLL|
|IIIL_LLLLL_LLLL_|/     ()     |% ||_LLLLLLLLLLLL_L_|
|     _        _        V\        __________________|
|  = / () ^ = / ()  ____A  _____  | LibreKrsnah Mall|
|  |/ /-|/  |/ /-| |_____][_____| | () () () () ()  |
|  /_/ //   /_/ /r I            I |_-|_-|_-|_-|_-|__|
|  | |  |   | |                ,^--)/\ /\ /\ /\ /\  |
|                               " "                 |
|                                                   |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |                         |
|     (STOP! no pets!) .  |                         |
|               v..   | \ |               ,,    | \ |
|_________     _(o)   \  \|_________     _(-)   \  \|
|         \    \ |\W   \  |         \    \ |\W   \  |
|_________|     'A      \ |_________|     'A      \ |
|               / \      I|               / \      I|
|          ( )( )( )( )( )|          " )" )" )" )" )|
|     .^-^./|\/|\/|\/|\/|\|     .^-^./|\/|\/|\/|\/|\|
|     . ) . A  A  A  A  A |     . ( . A  A  A  A  A |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |                         |
|     *sad cat noises*    |(awwwright, get in here!)|
|       .                 |             v oo    | \ |
|       |\.----.___       |_________      |u|   \  \|
|      (* )(* ) .-' ^     |         \     '|'    \  |
|    -==: _!_  :==-//     |_________|     'A      \ |
|      /|\.--. /|\((      |               / \      I|
|     / \ '---` / V )     |          ( )( )( )( )( )|
|    (_  \ \_/ /  _)      |     .^-^./|\/|\/|\/|\/|\|
|    "---'"" ""'---"      |     . ( . A  A  A  A  A |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|_______|  .^-^.  |_______|_______(neon vests)______|
|          . ( .          |_______|  . .   v|_______|
|_______   '(")'   _______|         ~   X ( :       |
|_(what are we here for?)_|_______   ' '   - _______|
|           v             |_______|  '(")' <what!?)_|
|_______   '(")'   _______|(watch it>'(")'          |
|_______|         |_______|_______   '(")'*bump*____|
|          '(")'          |_______|  '(")'  |_______|
|_______           _______|           ^             |
|_______|  '(")'  |_______|_______ (hey!)    _______|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-----.  |  | -----.     |.-----.  |  | -----.     |
|___.' [Workwear]'._____  |___.' [Workwear]'._____  |
|  |  .|      |.   |    | |  |  .|      |.   |    | |
|  |.  |      |  ' |    | |  |.  |o-    |  ' |    | |
|  |   ") (draw attention?|  |   (u) <no, blend in!)|
|  |  '-\    v \ . |     _|  |  --H--    \ . |     _|
|  |  / |\  ( ) \  |( ) "_|  |  / |\  ( ) \  |( ) "/|
|  | /      <|>  \ '/|\  ||  | /      /|\  \ '/|\ \||
|__|/.^-^.   A    \|_A__ A|__|/.^-^.   A    \|_A__ A|
|    . ( .  / \     / \  ||    . ) .  / \     / \  ||
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-o--o--o              .-'-.              o--o--o-.|
|| '-o    '--o--o      ( |V| )      o--o--'    o-' ||
|o                      '-.-'                      o|
|| o-o o o o-o o-o o-o o.o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
|o  |  |\|  |  |o  |<  |o|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| o|
|| o-o o o  o  o-o o o o o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
||                o---o       o---o                ||
|o               /                 \               o|
|'--o---o---o---o     NEXT STOP     o---o---o---o--'|
|   '--o--o          Parking Lot          o--o--'   |
+---------------------------------------------------+
|                               .-------.  |% SALE %|
|    (...gang...rape...van...)  |===|===|  '--------|
|_______________(...cat)_v______|___|___|___________|
|                    v ..  \/                       |
|---          --------(`)-(o)-----           -------|
|                     .+. >U< <-> <->               |
|----        __,,___-- X \-M--( )-( )         ------|
|        __ /__[]__|\_____/ \ |V| |V|               |
|-----  /__/_/__L__d\|_____\--'A'-'A'-          ----|
|      [_.---.go4she12!---.<] / \ / \               |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         | (f*!)                   |
|(arrest, castrate...hang)|__v_________     ________|
|__________v______________| .. .. ..|  |   |        |
|       ..   \/           |)(o)(-)(-|__|   | % SALE |
|      (.) .(O).          |||H||H||H|--|   |________|
|      .+.  \U/ <->  <->  |  A  A  A|  |            |
|,,__   X    M  ( "  " )  |\/ \/ \/.| *swoosh*      |
|[]__|\_____/ \ |V|  |V|  |__.^.^--)|__|____________|
|_L__d\|_____\  'A'  'A'  | =y=d-dd                 |
|o4she12!---.<| / \  / \  |                         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |                         |
|       ?     ?           |____________     ________|
|_________________________| ||         |   |        |
|       ,,   ,,  ?   ?    |_||_________|   | % SALE |
|      ( )  ( )           |-||---------|   |________|
|      .+.  /T\ <->  <->  | ||         |            |
|,,__   |\   M  ( '  ( '  | || *swish* |            |
|[]__|\_____/ \ |V|  |V|  |_||_________|____________|
|_L__d\|_____\  'A'  'A'  |                         |
|o4she12!---.<| / \  / \  |                         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |                         |
|                         |____________     ________|
|_________________________|         |  |   |        |
|       ..   ~~(that guy!)|     <-> |__|   | % SALE |
|      (o)  (-)   v       |<->  ( ) |--|   |________|
|      .+.  <U> <->  <->  |( ) .-V-'|  |            |
|,,__  /|    M  ( "  " )  |-V-'  A_'| *swoosh*      |
|[]__|\_____/ \ |V-' |V|  |_A/__/___|__|____________|
|_L__d\|_____\  'A'  'A'  |/    '                   |
|o4she12!---.<| / \  / \  |                         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-o--o--o              .-'-.              o--o--o-.|
|| '-o    '--o--o      ( |V| )      o--o--'    o-' ||
|o                      '-.-'                      o|
|| o-o o o o-o o-o o-o o.o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
|o  |  |\|  |  |o  |<  |o|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| o|
|| o-o o o  o  o-o o o o o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
||                o---o       o---o                ||
|o               /                 \               o|
|'--o---o---o---o     NEXT STOP     o---o---o---o--'|
|   '--o--o          Parking Lot          o--o--'   |
+---------------------------------------------------+
|                 <->    .---/__________________\---|
|                 ( )   / | /___  |Hogwarts||   |\  |
|_______          /V\  /   |     >>>Express|'=--'c\ |
|(vanished?AGAIN!)'A' /    [___.-.L________|!.-.__ ]|
|   v             / \/      `-'(O)'---------'(O)'--'|
|_<*>__  <=> <=>     [PD ///  CRIME SCENE  /// NFPD |
| ('<    "_) "o\     |                              |
| <V--   |V| |V'          <=>                       |
|  A     'A' 'A           (")  _____________________|
| / |     \|  |\          <V>                       |
+---------------------------------------------------+
|      |                  |      |                  |
|      |(they seem pissed)|      |(wat'cha do?)     |
|      |   v (might know y|      |   v (paintjob...)|
|      |:)")  v           |      |:)")  v           |
|      |:)H(")            |      |:)H(")            |
|      |:)-H\             |      |:)-H\             |
|      .^.^A              |      ^,^,A              |
|______|y='_'_____________|______|=y=_'_____________|
|                         |                         |
|                         |                         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|      |                  |      |                  |
|      |(what do we do now|      |                  |
|      |   v (take a train|      |                  |
|      |8)")  v           |      |                  |
|      |8)H(")            |      ".)  "_)  "~) "o) "|
|      |8)-H\             |      |H-. <H-..-H-. /H- |
|      ^o^oA              |      | A-. A-.  A-.   A-|
|______|=y=_'_____________|______|_|___\____|____/__|
|                         |       .____.----^,^,    |
|                         |          .--`_-._=y=-.  |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-o--o--o              .-'-.              o--o--o-.|
|| '-o    '--o--o      ( |V| )      o--o--'    o-' ||
|o                      '-.-'                      o|
|| o-o o o o-o o-o o-o o.o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
|o  |  |\|  |  |o  |<  |o|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| o|
|| o-o o o  o  o-o o o o o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
||                o---o       o---o                ||
|o               /                 \               o|
|'--o---o---o---o     NEXT STOP     o---o---o---o--'|
|   '--o--o           Rail Yard           o--o--'   |
+---------------------------------------------------+
| .-===-                                  -===-.    | 
| | /|\                                    /|\ |    |
|{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX                         XX|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (ok guys, act natural...) X|
|XXX[NO TRESPASSING]XXX .. v                      XX|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (o) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX  |H| XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ' A ' XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX / \ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |                         |
|                         |                         |
|{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{|{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{@}{|
|XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|XXXXXXXXXX              X|
|XXX     XXXXXX     XXXXXX|XXXXXXXXX (real low-key) |
|.. ./`          ``  XXXXX|PASSING]XX     v__      X|
|(*< __ /` (=\  (o)       |XXXXXXXXXXXXX   (-)  XXXX|
|/H\ ' V   /H/ |HV  *lick*|XXXXXXXXXXXXX   |H|  XXXX|
|'A'   H   'A   A   (^-^  |XXXXXXXXXXXXX   'A'  XXXX|
|/ \ /("\  / \ / | ( cu_) |XXXXXXXXXXXXXX   ||  XXXX|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|          __________________________/|             |
|          |  NRC Rail Yard - Gate 4 /|             |
|{@}{@}{@}.--------------------------/|.{@}{@}{@}{@}|
|XXXXXXXX|_________                  /||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX|.------.|                  /||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX|| zzZZ ||  ..    __        /||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX||()    ||  ( )   ( ) () O  /||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX||H_    ||U /H-.  H-. H  H-  o|XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX||T|\   |||' A_   |`. !' '`  ||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
|XXXXXXXX|         |  | '             ||XXXXXXXXXXXX|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| [ ---- ] (that's the one| [ ---- ] (stand guard!) |
|/<______>\      v )      |/<____*pff* v          ( |
||8]____[8|    "_) *--")  ||8]____[8|i\')  (k> ("-* |
|[] (::) []   --H\   VH\  |[] (::) []  H\      /HV  |
|!\\_||_//!     A     A   |!\\_||_//!  A        A   |
| /[====]\   *gasp* *drool| /[====]\  ' '      ' '  |
|._||__||_.   ..  ..  ..  |._||__||_.   <<   ,,  >> |
| *purr*      ( ) ( ) ( ) |         .   (-) ( ) (-) |
|      .^-^.  /H\ /H\ /H\ | _^_^---.|   /H\ /H\ /H\ |
|      ' ( ' ' A ' A ' A '|=Y=,,--,,'  ' A ' A ' A '|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-o--o--o              .-'-.              o--o--o-.|
|| '-o    '--o--o      ( |V| )      o--o--'    o-' ||
|o                      '-.-'                      o|
|| o-o o o o-o o-o o-o o.o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
|o  |  |\|  |  |o  |<  |o|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| o|
|| o-o o o  o  o-o o o o o o-o o-o o-o o-o o-o o o ||
||                o---o       o---o                ||
|o               /                 \               o|
|'--o---o---o---o     NEXT STOP     o---o---o---o--'|
|   '--o--o           Rail Yard           o--o--'   |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|                         |     (what is it, killer)|
|*sniff*   .    ?. .- .   |*bark*    . v   . .- .   |
| *growl* /    ,, . --' . | *bark*  /   ..  . --' . |
|   *bark*    ( )  \.---''|   *bark*    (~)  \.---''|
|      ^^    .-H\   \_...-|      ^^    .-H\   \_...-|
|  0__OO \.-'  A '   \    |  0__-- \.-'  A '   \    |
|   """)/ \   | \     \--'|   """)/ \   / \     \--'|
|    -'(\,/)  '  '     \  |    -'(\,/) '  '      \  |
|   /  '( )'            . |   /  '( )'            . |
|  .   .) (.              |  .   .) (.              |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| [ ---- ] *fffft*        | [ ---- ] (almost done!) |
|/<______>\i\   (hurry up!|/<____*pff* v            |
||8]____[8| (")       v   ||8]____[8|i\')           |
|[] (::) [] H\        (") |[] (::) []  H\      (")  |
|!\\_||_//! A          .H.|!\\_||_//!  A        H   |
| /[====]\ ''           A | /[====]\  ' '      'A'  |
|._||__||_.   ..  ..  ..''|._||__||_.   ..  ..  ,,  |
|*hissss* x   (o) (~) (.) |          .  (/) (") (-) |
| _^_^""""X.  /H\ /H\ /H\ | _^_^""".(   /H\ /H\ /H\ |
|=W=,,--,,'  ' A ' A ' A '|=Y=,,--,,'  ' A ' A ' A '|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
| [ ---- ](ok, fire up R37| [ MPUB ]                |
|/<______>\ v             |/<______>(")<now!)       |
||8]____[8| (")   (")     ||8]____[8|   '.)         |
|[] (::) []--H\   !H!     |[] (::) []   =H          |
|!\\_||_//!  A     A      |!\\_||_//!(omg!)(4 real?!|
| /[====]\  ' '   ' '     | /[====]\     v   v      |
|._||__||_.   O.  o.  O.  |._||__||_.    ,, oo  OO  |
|        ^-^  ( ) ( ) ( ) |        ^-^  ( ) (-) (u) |
|       '  )' /H\ /H\ /H\ |       '(  ' /H\ /H\ /H\ |
|       ' ( '' A ' A ' A '|       ' ) '' A ' A ' A '|
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|(y'all know what u doin'?|(nice, put her in reverse|
|  [ v  (hang on...)      |  [ v _M.PUB____]        |
| //  (") v  (") \\       | //  (")    (") \\       |
|/ \(")(")(").^.^/ \      |/ \(")(")(")^,^,/ \      |
||  .-----------.  |*IEEK*||  .-----------.  |*CHUG*|
|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*HOWL*|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*CHUG*|
||(O)|=========|(O)|*ROAR*||(O)|=========|(O)|*CHUG*|
|.---.  .---.  .---.*HUMM*|.---.  .---.  .---.*CHUG*|
|!___! ( : : ) !___!      |!___! ( : : ) !___!      |
|/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|-- ]            [ MPUB ] |-- ]            /<ooo">\ |
|___>\          /<_OOOM_>\|___>\           [8____8] |
|__[8| (odd!)   |8]____[8||__[8| (HEY!)    [] () [] |
|:) []  v..     [] (::) []|:) []  v.o      '\_||_/' |
||_//!  ( ~     !\\_||_//!||_//!  ( <      /------\ |
|==] '  <H\     ' [====] '|==] ' '-H\     ' [====] '|
|_||_.   A '    ._||__||_.|_||_.   A '    ._||__||_.|
|   ^.___.-|AA            |   ^.___.-|^^            |
|  (  ___( ! '`._0 *sniff*|  (  ___( ! --._0 *growl*|
|   )/\_  \_`---"         |   )/\_  \_`---"         |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|(i think we made it)     |(except for my ride...)  |
|  [ v _M.PUB____]        |  [____M.PUB_ v ]        |
| //  (")    (") \\       | //  (")    '_) \\       |
|/ \(")(")(").^.^/ \      |/ \(")(")(").^.^/ \      |
||  .-----------.  |*CHUG*||  .-----------.  |*CHUG*|
|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*CHUG*|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*CHUG*|
||(O)|=========|(O)|*CHUG*||(O)|=========|(O)|*CHUG*|
|.---.  .---.  .---.*CHUG*|.---.  .---.  .---.*CHUG*|
|!___! ( : : ) !___!      |!___! ( : : ) !___!      |
|/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|(yeah, sry about that...)|(why don't you keep this)|
|  [ v _M.PUB____]        |  [ v _M.PUB____]        |
| //  (~'    (") \\       | // \(\'/   'o) \\       |
|/ \(")(")(").^.^/ \      |/ \( "( "( ".^^ / \      |
||  .-----------.  |*CHUG*||  .-----------.  |*CHUG*|
|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*CHUG*|[(o)]__(|V|)__[(o)]*CHUG*|
||(O)|=========|(O)|*CHUG*||(O)|=========|(O)|*CHUG*|
|.---.  .---.  .---.*CHUG*|.---.  .---.  .---.*CHUG*|
|!___! ( : : ) !___!      |!___! ( : : ) !___!      |
|/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |/\_\_\_'---'_/_/_/\      |
+-------------------------+-------------------------+
|.-----/================================\-----._____|
|  __ |  |____     ___   [  |     .----.__|  |_.---.|
| /_ ||  |_   \_.-'  r-- _| |----.\  \> `._  __|<__/|
|-./ __  _] <\ \ \>  | |/ \ |__>  V [_  _/|  | -> `.|
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