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# T E X T F I L E S
## Humor Files: Jokes and Shaggy Dog Stories

If a joke is funny, it gets spread. If a person gets a bunch of jokes, they tack
them together and they get spread. And if a subject happens (a scandal, a tragedy,
an election) then the jokes about that event get tacked together and spread as
well. 

What you end up with, then, are these massive files of very disparate joke clusters,
bound only because someone thought they were funny or someone had a thing for 
light-bulb jokes. Therefore, there are probably tons of doubles and triples and
what have you in this collection, and there's just not enough time in the day to
sort them. So this whole directory is a bit of a crapshoot. On the other hand,
it IS funny.



### 100.txt
=> 100.txt I'd Love To, But.........

### 100room.txt
=> 100room.txt 100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

### 10ondate.txt
=> 10ondate.txt The Top Ten Ways a Computer Guy Can Impress His Date

### 12clint.txt
=> 12clint.txt The Twelve Days of Clinton

### 1liner.txt
=> 1liner.txt A Collection of One-Liners

### 1more.jok
=> 1more.jok I Was Out Rock Climbing with my Wife Estelle

### 50onfinal.txt
=> 50onfinal.txt 50 Fun Things to Do on a Final

### abuser.txt
=> abuser.txt The Best Ways to Abuse a BBS by The Joker

### acros.txt
=> acros.txt Finally, a Cheat Sheet for Computer Acronyms

### adver_tr.uth
=> adver_tr.uth Odd Circumcision Joke

### altuniv.jok
=> altuniv.jok My Car Salesman Now Works for the Airlines!

### american.eng
=> american.eng An Old English Couple Meet a New York Cabbie

### amusing.jok
=> amusing.jok The Old Moonshiner's Last Stand

### answer.jok
=> answer.jok A Collection of Answering Machine Jokes

### answerin.mac
=> answerin.mac Complete listing of Answering Machine Messages

### answerin.txt
=> answerin.txt Additional Funny Answering Machine Messages

### apt.hum
=> apt.hum So there's this businessman and this chorus girl....

### are_you.gay
=> are_you.gay Are you Gay? Get off the Plane!

### asstalk
=> asstalk Did I ever Tell You About the Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk?

### auto.hum
=> auto.hum Funny Auto Insurance claims

### aviation.jok
=> aviation.jok Large Collection of Flying Jokes

### awful.jokes
=> awful.jokes A Collection of Truly Awful Jokes

### babyjoke.txt
=> babyjoke.txt A Bunch of Dead Baby Jokes

### babypics.txt
=> babypics.txt So SHE's expecting a government employee to provide sex, and he wants to take a picture, and oh, I'm telling it wrong, aren't I?

### bad.jok
=> bad.jok You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....

### bad.jokes
=> bad.jokes The Ruins of the Bad-Joke Mailing List of 1979

### bad_jo.kes
=> bad_jo.kes Very Large Collection of Jokes Claiming to be from a 1979 Mailing List

### badday.txt
=> badday.txt You Know It's Going To be a Bad Day When....

### badpie.jok
=> badpie.jok The Woman Who Made Bad Pies

### badtaste.txt
=> badtaste.txt Gross Joke involving a Patent for an Apple

### band.jok
=> band.jok Flyer for the Either/Orchestra

### barnsatn.txt
=> barnsatn.txt Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan

### bath.jks
=> bath.jks Collection of Gross/Unpleasant/Racist/Sexist Jokes

### bc-jokes.txt
=> bc-jokes.txt 111 Slick Willy Clinton Jokes

### bears.jok
=> bears.jok A Couple of Bear Jokes

### bedroom_golf.txt
=> bedroom_golf.txt The Rules of Bedroom Golf

### beer.jok
=> beer.jok Why a Beer is Better than a Woman

### beergirl.jok
=> beergirl.jok 24 Good Reasons that Beer is Better Than Women

### belboard.inf
=> belboard.inf Large Collection of Shaggy Dog Humor

### best.frt
=> best.frt The Best of the Fortunes

### best1001.asc
=> best1001.asc 1001 of the Best Jokes (Well, OK, not quite 1001)

### best1002.asc
=> best1002.asc A Large Grab-Bag of Jokes of Shaggy Dog Stories

### bigjokes
=> bigjokes Large Collection of All Sorts of Jokes

### bike.jok
=> bike.jok The Really Fast Bike Rider

### billsmed.txt
=> billsmed.txt Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary

### blind.jok
=> blind.jok The Blind Man's Dog

### blond.msg
=> blond.msg Collection of Blonde Jokes

### blond111.txt
=> blond111.txt Radio Free Milwaukee's 111 Blonde Jokes

### blonde.txt
=> blonde.txt The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992

### blondej2.txt
=> blondej2.txt Blonde Jokes, compiuled by Mr. Noise (April 25, 1992)

### blondejokes.hum
=> blondejokes.hum 125 Blonde Jokes

### blondes
=> blondes Large Collection of Blonde Jokes

### blondes.txt
=> blondes.txt Collection of Blonde Jokes

### blondjok.txt
=> blondjok.txt 150 Blonde Jokes

### blonds.jks
=> blonds.jks The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes (202)

### book.txt
=> book.txt MISC: Another Collection of Bad Jokes

### book2.txt
=> book2.txt Collection of Bad Jokes

### boss.txt
=> boss.txt The Boss

### boytrain.jok
=> boytrain.jok The Little Boy and the Train

### brownies.jok
=> brownies.jok Recipe for Mom's Brownies

### bulb.txt
=> bulb.txt Another Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

### bulbjoke.txt
=> bulbjoke.txt Very large Collection of Lightbulb Jokes

### bulbs.txt
=> bulbs.txt Large Collection of Light-Bulb Jokes

### bumper.txt
=> bumper.txt Actual Bumper Stickers Found on Actual Cars

### bumpstick
=> bumpstick Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway

### byujokes.txt
=> byujokes.txt Brigham Young University Jokes

### c.hum
=> c.hum Murphy's Laws

### calctest.hum
=> calctest.hum Answers to the Calculus Final, by a Concerned and Resourceful Student

### canoes.txt
=> canoes.txt JOKE: How Different Armed Forces Ran in the Canoe Race

### caracros.txt
=> caracros.txt A Collection of Car Acronyms

### cate.jok
=> cate.jok Complete Random Collection of Jokes

### cathjews.jok
=> cathjews.jok The Jewish Kid Got the Point at Catholic School

### celebrate.txt
=> celebrate.txt The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven

### chickens.jok
=> chickens.jok How Many Generic Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?

### children.txt
=> children.txt Murphy's Laws on Parenting

### chinmenu.jok
=> chinmenu.jok Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant

### clinton.jok
=> clinton.jok Very Large Collection of Clinton Jokes

### cokkies.hum
=> cokkies.hum Some bad cookies from the Works BBS

### compchis.txt
=> compchis.txt The Worm Before Christmas by Clement C. Morris

### compdaff.txt
=> compdaff.txt Computer Daffy-Nitions

### complove.jok
=> complove.jok Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)

### computer.txt
=> computer.txt Things to Do in a Computer Lab

### compvocb.txt
=> compvocb.txt Computer Vocabulary for Geeks and Normal

### condom.jok
=> condom.jok The Large Collection of Condom Jokes and Articles

### condom.txt
=> condom.txt Collection of Condom Jokes

### condoms.jok
=> condoms.jok Condoms Sold and Fitted!

### conduct.txt
=> conduct.txt A Shaggy Dog Story With Absolutely No Bananas!

### cookie.1
=> cookie.1 Karl Lehenbauer's Fortune Cookie File

### cookieii.hum
=> cookieii.hum Quip Snips, by William D. Tammeus

### courting.jok
=> courting.jok How to Kill a Missouri Eel

### cowmilk.txt
=> cowmilk.txt My First Time Ever

### cricket.jok
=> cricket.jok Cricket Match Which is Funnier than Baseball

### crmation.jok
=> crmation.jok The Dubiously True Cremation Joke

### cupholder.txt
=> cupholder.txt True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp

### cute.say
=> cute.say Collection of Cute Sayings

### dahmer.jok
=> dahmer.jok The Complete Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes List

### dahmer.txt
=> dahmer.txt Collection of Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes (Cannibalism, etc.)

### dangwild.jok
=> dangwild.jok Egad! The Mosquitos are BIG!

### darksucker.txt
=> darksucker.txt Dark Conspiracy Involving Electrical Power Companies Surfances, by the Quantum Mechanic (August 7, 1988)

### date.txt
=> date.txt More than 50 Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates (And other Social Catastrophes)

### datepick.txt
=> datepick.txt The Guy Has Four Daughters That Live At Home

### deck.txt
=> deck.txt The Very Last "Doesn't Have a Full Deck" List

### defense.txt
=> defense.txt You Know You Work for a Defense Contractor When....

### dentist.txt
=> dentist.txt The Dentist Joke

### devildic
=> devildic Collection of Definitions from the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce

### dinner.jok
=> dinner.jok Trying to Help the Chinese Man Next to Her

### dinosaur.jok
=> dinosaur.jok A Large Collection of Dinosaur Jokes

### dinosaur.txt
=> dinosaur.txt A Large Selection of DINOSAUR JOKES

### doekiller.txt
=> doekiller.txt Wanted for Attempted Murder

### dogsex.txt
=> dogsex.txt A Dog Named Sex

### dough.jok
=> dough.jok Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men

### drivers.jok
=> drivers.jok The Wall Street Reports on Dummies in the HOV Lane

### drtymind.txt
=> drtymind.txt He and She

### dumpon.txt
=> dumpon.txt Inspiration for the Unhappy

### easter.jok
=> easter.jok What is EASTER?

### echomai2.txt
=> echomai2.txt Blonde Jokes #3, 1991

### elephant.jok
=> elephant.jok Some Elephant Jokes (1988)

### elephant.txt
=> elephant.txt A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes

### elephant2.txt
=> elephant2.txt A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes

### eng-math-phy.txt
=> eng-math-phy.txt Let's Pick on Engeineers Today

### engineer.jok
=> engineer.jok The Pessimists' Guide to Engineer-Talk

### english.txt
=> english.txt Collection of Heartfelt attempts to write in English from around the world

### eschat_l.lis
=> eschat_l.lis An Eschatological Laundry List: Some of the 927 Great Truths

### ethiopia.txt
=> ethiopia.txt The Ethiopian Joke Book, by The Blue Buccaneer

### ethnic.jok
=> ethnic.jok Large Stack of Irish Jokes

### ethnic2.jok
=> ethnic2.jok Large Stack of Irish Jokes

### evangali.jok
=> evangali.jok TV Evangelism: A True Story

### evilcake.hum
=> evilcake.hum The Origins of the Evil Cake Contest

### examburn.txt
=> examburn.txt The Exam Burn

### excuses.txt
=> excuses.txt A Collection of Typical School Excuses

### expjoke.txt
=> expjoke.txt Cheap Explosives and Sick Jokes, by Suicidal Maniac of Anarchists' Alliance

### f.jok
=> f.jok An EXTREMELY Large Fortune File

### firesqd.jok
=> firesqd.jok The Firing Squad Joke, starring Your Favorite Ethnic Minority

### fish2.jok
=> fish2.jok Goddamned Fish!

### flaglick.jok
=> flaglick.jok Lick the Flag? Are Your Crazy?

### flowcht.txt
=> flowcht.txt Problem Solving Process (Flowchart)

### fortun.cookie
=> fortun.cookie Large Collection of Fortune Cookies

### fortun_c.ook
=> fortun_c.ook List of Fortunes from Cookies

### fortune.hum
=> fortune.hum A Collection of One-Line Fortunes

### fortunes.mac
=> fortunes.mac Large Collection of Fortunes

### fortunes.txt
=> fortunes.txt Fortunes, Compiled by Stefan Posthuma

### frog.sty
=> frog.sty The Joke About the Talking Frog

### funnysigns.txt
=> funnysigns.txt Some Funny Signs

### girls.jok
=> girls.jok Collection of Old, Old Jokes

### godwisd.jok
=> godwisd.jok Wisdom of the Gods, a Joke

### golf.jok
=> golf.jok Forgive me Father, I used the F-Word While Golfing

### gorilla_.txt
=> gorilla_.txt And Now for the Purple Gorilla Joke!

### govofficial.txt
=> govofficial.txt Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official

### graffiti.jok
=> graffiti.jok A Collection of One-Liners (June 6, 1988)

### grandeur.jok
=> grandeur.jok A Deluge of Grandeur (Joke)

### grave.txt
=> grave.txt Two Drunks Fall in a Grave (Joke)

### grettrut.hum
=> grettrut.hum Great Truths

### gross.txt
=> gross.txt Collection of Gross Jokes

### grossjok.hum
=> grossjok.hum Totally Nasty and Bad Jokes

### guard.jokes
=> guard.jokes Jokes about the Guards at MIT

### guy100.txt
=> guy100.txt 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Guy

### h2o.txt
=> h2o.txt How Gullible Are We?

### hacktest.txt
=> hacktest.txt The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)

### hecomes.jok
=> hecomes.jok The Story of Mad Martin, from Gene Spafford (1988)

### hell.jok
=> hell.jok Rowan Atkinson's Hell Monologue, typed by Raymond Field (May 13, 1989)

### hell.txt
=> hell.txt The Thermodynamics of Hell

### hitpenny.jok
=> hitpenny.jok Hit the Penny, hit the Quarter

### hornydog.jok
=> hornydog.jok There Were These Two Dogs...

### humor.txt
=> humor.txt Prove That All Odd Integers are Prime

### idealpas.jok
=> idealpas.jok The "Perfect Pastor"

### indian.hum
=> indian.hum Never Trust an Indian

### info_car.txt
=> info_car.txt Guide to the Different Protocols of the Internet

### insjokes.hum
=> insjokes.hum Actual Statements found on Insurance Forms

### insura.jok
=> insura.jok Tey Won't Cover Rob Lowe's Problems!

### iraqjoke.txt
=> iraqjoke.txt Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes

### iraqjoke2.txt
=> iraqjoke2.txt Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes

### irish.jok
=> irish.jok Stack of Irish Jokes

### irishbul.txt
=> irishbul.txt Irish Bulls: Intrinsically Contradictory Phrases that Reveal a Truth

### jesless.jok
=> jesless.jok Jesus and His Dumb Disciples

### jewhumor.jok
=> jewhumor.jok Three Lashes!

### jgotus.hum
=> jgotus.hum Japan's Got Us Beat in the Service Department, Too, by Hilary Hinds Kitasei

### joke001.jok
=> joke001.jok All Sorts of Jokes

### joke002.jok
=> joke002.jok Massive Internet Jokebook #1

### joke003.jok
=> joke003.jok Ronen Stein's Collection of Jokes

### joke1.fun
=> joke1.fun An Old Russion Joke

### jokepak1.txt
=> jokepak1.txt Large Pack of Jokes Volume 1

### jokepak2.txt
=> jokepak2.txt Large Pack of Jokes Volume 2

### jokepak3.txt
=> jokepak3.txt Large Pack of Jokes Volume 3

### jokepak4.txt
=> jokepak4.txt Large Pack of Jokes Volume 4

### jokes
=> jokes Large Collection of Offensive Jokes

### jokes.001
=> jokes.001 Smattering of All Sorts of Jokes

### jokes.01
=> jokes.01 Collection of Jokes #01

### jokes.02
=> jokes.02 Collection of Jokes #02

### jokes.03
=> jokes.03 Collection of Jokes #03

### jokes.04
=> jokes.04 Collection of Jokes #04

### jokes.05
=> jokes.05 Collection of Jokes #05

### jokes.06
=> jokes.06 Collection of Jokes #06

### jokes.07
=> jokes.07 Collection of Jokes #07

### jokes.08
=> jokes.08 COllection of Jokes #08

### jokes.09
=> jokes.09 Collection of Jokes #09

### jokes.1
=> jokes.1 A Small Collection of Jokes

### jokes.10
=> jokes.10 Collection of Jokes #10

### jokes.11
=> jokes.11 Collection of Jokes #11

### jokes.12
=> jokes.12 Collection of Jokes #12

### jokes.13
=> jokes.13 Collection of Jokes #13

### jokes.14
=> jokes.14 Collection of Jokes #14

### jokes.gph
=> jokes.gph Rude and Obnoxious Jokes by The Dolphin that came from Belmont

### jokes.hum
=> jokes.hum Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk

### jokes.jok
=> jokes.jok The Joke List of Jokes and More Jokes

### jokes.txt
=> jokes.txt The *BIG* Joke File

### jokes.une
=> jokes.une Collection of the Usual EUnet Jokes

### jokes1.txt
=> jokes1.txt The Zen of Cat Bathing

### jokes10.txt
=> jokes10.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 10

### jokes2.txt
=> jokes2.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 2

### jokes3.txt
=> jokes3.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 3

### jokes4.txt
=> jokes4.txt Large Collection of Jokes, part 4

### jokes5.txt
=> jokes5.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 5

### jokes6.txt
=> jokes6.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 6

### jokes7.txt
=> jokes7.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 7

### jokes8.txt
=> jokes8.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 8

### jokes9.txt
=> jokes9.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 9

### jokin-13.txt
=> jokin-13.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 13

### jokin-16.txt
=> jokin-16.txt A Bunch of One-Liners

### jokin-17.txt
=> jokin-17.txt That's an Awful Amount of Jokes!

### jokin-18.txt
=> jokin-18.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 18

### jokin-19.txt
=> jokin-19.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 19

### jokin-20.txt
=> jokin-20.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 20

### jokin-23.txt
=> jokin-23.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 23

### jokin-24.txt
=> jokin-24.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 24

### jokin-25.txt
=> jokin-25.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 25

### jokin-26.txt
=> jokin-26.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 26

### jokin-28.txt
=> jokin-28.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 28

### jokin-29.txt
=> jokin-29.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 29

### jokin-30.txt
=> jokin-30.txt Large Collection of Jokes, part 30

### jokin-31.txt
=> jokin-31.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 31

### jokin-33.txt
=> jokin-33.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 33

### jokin-34.txt
=> jokin-34.txt Large Collection of Jokes, Part 34

### joking01.jok
=> joking01.jok Collection of Jokes and Jokes and Jokes

### joking02.jok
=> joking02.jok Collection of Longer Jokes

### joking03.jok
=> joking03.jok Very Large Collection of Jokes!

### joking04.jok
=> joking04.jok And Even More Jokes

### joking05.jok
=> joking05.jok Smorgasbord of Jokes

### joking16.jok
=> joking16.jok Jokes and Bad Puns and Tasteless Stuff and More Jokes

### journos.jok
=> journos.jok The Journalist Joke

### kibo.sig
=> kibo.sig Kibo's Very Large Signature File

### killers.jok
=> killers.jok Cereal Killers

### koresh.jok
=> koresh.jok Canonical List of David Koresh Jokes

### laugh14.txt
=> laugh14.txt Collection of Jokes from the Access Media BBS

### laws.lst
=> laws.lst A List of All Sorts of Laws

### laws.txt
=> laws.txt An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

### lawslife.hum
=> lawslife.hum An abridged collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

### lawslife.txt
=> lawslife.txt The Laws of Life

### lawyer.hum
=> lawyer.hum A Few choice Lawyer Jokes

### lawyer.jok
=> lawyer.jok Collection of Lawyers Jokes

### lawyer2.jok
=> lawyer2.jok Collection of Lawyer Jokes

### lawyerjo.txt
=> lawyerjo.txt Collection of Lawyer Jokes

### lawyers.jok
=> lawyers.jok The Man With No Name Presents More Lawyer Jokes (December 1988)

### lawyers.txt
=> lawyers.txt How Many Lawyers?

### lawyrjok
=> lawyrjok Additional Amounts of Lawyer Jokes

### lechhow.hum
=> lechhow.hum How to be a Leech, by Mino Taur

### leper.txt
=> leper.txt Collection of Tasteless Leper Jokes

### lepre.txt
=> lepre.txt The Leprechaun Joke, by David Gerrold

### life1500.txt
=> life1500.txt Life in the 1500s

### lifeconc.txt
=> lifeconc.txt Thoughts About Life

### lightbul
=> lightbul The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

### lightbul.lis
=> lightbul.lis Additional Light Bulb Jokes

### lightbul.txt
=> lightbul.txt Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

### lightbul2.txt
=> lightbul2.txt Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

### lights.jok
=> lights.jok List of Light Bulb Jokes

### limerick.2
=> limerick.2 Large Collection of Limericks

### limerick.jok
=> limerick.jok Collection of Dirty Limericks

### limerix.hum
=> limerix.hum A Large Selection of Bawdy Limericks

### limerk.txt
=> limerk.txt A Limerick

### lines.hum
=> lines.hum The Winners, most effective pick-up-lines

### lines.jok
=> lines.jok A List of Classic Pick-Up Lines

### lists.jok
=> lists.jok A Couple Top 10 Lists on Barbies and Computer Phobias

### litebulb.ai
=> litebulb.ai Some Really Odd Artifical Intelligence Lab Light Bulb Jokes

### litebulb.txt
=> litebulb.txt Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

### lotsa.jok
=> lotsa.jok Grab-Bag of Jokes

### lotsajok.txt
=> lotsajok.txt Lots of Quick and Simple Jokes

### love80s.txt
=> love80s.txt Love in the 80s

### loveone.txt
=> loveone.txt If You Love Someone

### lwords.txt
=> lwords.txt Famous Last Words

### madame.jok
=> madame.jok Very old Brothel Joke

### mag-tape.jok
=> mag-tape.jok The Cat and the Magentic Taoe

### manlaugh.txt
=> manlaugh.txt The Ultimate Jokebook About Men?

### marriage.txt
=> marriage.txt Marriage Humor of Various Types

### math_eng.tec
=> math_eng.tec Put the Brainy People Under Stress (Joke)

### mblonde.txt
=> mblonde.txt The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992

### medical.jok
=> medical.jok A Joke Involving Doctors and Ducks

### medicwon.jok
=> medicwon.jok The Wonders of Modern Medicine

### medjoke1.txt
=> medjoke1.txt Humor: Medical (140) - Part 1

### medjoke2.txt
=> medjoke2.txt Humor: Medical (140) - Part 2

### medslang.txt
=> medslang.txt Collection of Medical Slang

### menwomen.jok
=> menwomen.jok Men Vs. Women: An Overview

### misc.1
=> misc.1 A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor

### misc_cla.jok
=> misc_cla.jok Collection of Classroom Jokes

### misc_mat.jok
=> misc_mat.jok Miscellaneous Mathematics Jokes

### misc_rel.jok
=> misc_rel.jok Miscellaneous Religion Jokes

### misc_sex.jok
=> misc_sex.jok Sex Humor 101

### misc_wed.jok
=> misc_wed.jok Miscellanous Best Man/Weddings/Telegram Jokes

### mishap.txt
=> mishap.txt A Mishap in Translation

### mommy.mom
=> mommy.mom The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes

### mommymom.txt
=> mommymom.txt The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes

### morejoke.txt
=> morejoke.txt Various Collection of Jokes

### moretech.txt
=> moretech.txt Support, Santa Cruz Style or Where Do These People Come From? by Jeff Liebermann

### murfssex.txt
=> murfssex.txt Murphy's Laws on Sex

### murphy's.law
=> murphy's.law Collection of All Sorts of Laws

### murphy.txt
=> murphy.txt Murphy's Laws of Combat

### murphy2.txt
=> murphy2.txt Large Collection of Murphy-Like Laws

### namings.jok
=> namings.jok The Namings

### new.pri
=> new.pri A Priest Joke

### newsoft.txt
=> newsoft.txt Some New Software: MYASS

### newvirus.txt
=> newvirus.txt Beware of the Following Computer Viruses

### noahgov.txt
=> noahgov.txt Noah and the Government

### noears.jok
=> noears.jok An Aural Exam

### nomute.jok
=> nomute.jok Teaching the Mute to Speak

### non-tech.txt
=> non-tech.txt Real Stories of the Non-Technically Inclined, by Jack CLarey

### nonose.jok
=> nonose.jok The Complete My Dog's Got no Nose Joke

### nuns.jok
=> nuns.jok Nun Jokes

### office.txt
=> office.txt Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation

### ojlist.txt
=> ojlist.txt O.J. Simpson: Canonical O.bligatory J.okes List  [10/01/94]

### oneline2.hum
=> oneline2.hum Bunch of sick one-liner jokes.

### oneliner
=> oneliner Collection of One-Liner Jokes (Racist, Etc.)

### oneliner.hum
=> oneliner.hum Yet more Racist and Sexist One-Liners.

### oneliners.txt
=> oneliners.txt Thoughts for the Day

### onelinrs.txt
=> onelinrs.txt Large Collection of One-Liners

### pacifist.jok
=> pacifist.jok The Pacifist Joke

### palindro.txt
=> palindro.txt Large Collections of Palindromes (1992)

### paratroo.jok
=> paratroo.jok A Paratrooper's First Joke

### parrot.jok
=> parrot.jok A Man Buys a Parrot

### partjok.jok
=> partjok.jok Man, Did I get Pissed! (Joke)

### pet.jok
=> pet.jok Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants

### pheasant.jok
=> pheasant.jok Death of a Pheasant

### philquot.txt
=> philquot.txt A Collection of Philisophical Quotes

### phonesng.txt
=> phonesng.txt Some Songs on the Telephone

### physics.txt
=> physics.txt The Cartoon Law of Physics

### pick-up.txt
=> pick-up.txt Some Pickup Lines

### plan.txt
=> plan.txt The Plan

### policlog.jok
=> policlog.jok The Sheriff's Log

### pornshop.jok
=> pornshop.jok A Man Works at a Porn Shop

### prac-jok.txt
=> prac-jok.txt Super Collection of Proactical Jokes

### prac1.jok
=> prac1.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)

### prac2.jok
=> prac2.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 2 of 4)

### prac3.jok
=> prac3.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)

### prac4.jok
=> prac4.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)

### prankster.txt
=> prankster.txt The Pranksters on the Wedding Night

### prezbulb.jok
=> prezbulb.jok US Presidential Light Bulb Jokes

### priest.txt
=> priest.txt Some Suggestions to the Priest

### primes.txt
=> primes.txt Jokes about Primes. Sorry, I don't get it.

### profmean.txt
=> profmean.txt What The Professor Really Means by J. Timothy Petersik

### proginc.txt
=> proginc.txt How to Program and Debug in C

### puns.fun
=> puns.fun Dave and Ed With Way Too Many Puns

### purity.txt
=> purity.txt The Purity Test II Version 2.2.75 (April 14, 1990)

### puzzles.jok
=> puzzles.jok Lateral Thinking Puzzles Revisited

### quote.txt
=> quote.txt Selection of One-Liners

### quotes.txt
=> quotes.txt A Small Collection of Quotes

### rabbi.jok
=> rabbi.jok The Wise Rabbi

### ratcancr.jok
=> ratcancr.jok Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rates

### readme.jok
=> readme.jok 100 Kilobytes of Jokes

### rel-joke.txt
=> rel-joke.txt A Large Collection of Religious Jokes

### relative.txt
=> relative.txt Relativity

### relegion.jok
=> relegion.jok New Improved Religion! 50 % more Gods!

### religion.jok
=> religion.jok A Compilation of Religious Jokes

### riddle.man
=> riddle.man The Riddle Manual (Collection of Riddles)

### rjokes1.txt
=> rjokes1.txt Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes

### rjokes2.txt
=> rjokes2.txt Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes (Second Part)

### rodney.hum
=> rodney.hum Someone lets loose with way too many Rodney Dangerfield Jokes.

### rodney.txt
=> rodney.txt Rodney Dangerfield's Jokes

### ruleskiss.txt
=> ruleskiss.txt The Constitution of Love

### rushdie.jok
=> rushdie.jok Salman Rushdie One-Liners

### sayings.txt
=> sayings.txt Large Collection of Random Sayings

### scene1.frt
=> scene1.frt Additional Fortunes

### scene2.frt
=> scene2.frt More Additional Fortunes

### sci.gra
=> sci.gra Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners

### servwork.txt
=> servwork.txt Seving Time or Serving Work

### shaggdog.hum
=> shaggdog.hum A Complication of longer jokes from some Usenet Jokefests.

### shorties.jok
=> shorties.jok Collection of Short Jokes

### sickjoke.txt
=> sickjoke.txt Collection of Sick Jokes

### smarthou.txt
=> smarthou.txt The Smart House

### smokes.ana
=> smokes.ana Smoke Formas, by the Primo Pyro

### sniglets.txt
=> sniglets.txt Some Sniglets

### sorority.gir
=> sorority.gir The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes

### sorority.jok
=> sorority.jok The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes

### sorority.txt
=> sorority.txt The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes

### squawks.txt
=> squawks.txt Some Memorable Squawks

### standard.jok
=> standard.jok A Little About Standards

### startrek.jok
=> startrek.jok A Collection of Star Trek Top 10 Lists

### stpeter.jok
=> stpeter.jok Collection of Saint Peter Jokes

### striptea.jok
=> striptea.jok Talk About a Strip Tease!

### superman.jok
=> superman.jok Superman's Day Off

### t-shirts.jok
=> t-shirts.jok Collection of T-Shirt Sayings

### t-shirts.txt
=> t-shirts.txt A Collection of T-Shirt Sayings

### tacobell.txt
=> tacobell.txt At the Taco Bell

### taglines.1
=> taglines.1 Large Collection of Taglines

### taglines.2
=> taglines.2 Continued Collection of Taglines

### taglines.3
=> taglines.3 And Even More Taglines

### taglines.4
=> taglines.4 Okay, enough with the taglines

### taglines.5
=> taglines.5 The last of the taglines

### taglines.mr
=> taglines.mr An Extremely Ludicrous Amount of One-Liners

### tags
=> tags Taglines seen around the Net

### techseuss.txt
=> techseuss.txt What if Dr. Suess Wrote Technical Manuals?

### texchris.txt
=> texchris.txt Texas Night Before Christmas

### thisguy.jok
=> thisguy.jok "This Guy Walks Into a Bar" Joke Collection

### toearly.txt
=> toearly.txt Too Early

### twits.txt
=> twits.txt Twits.....

### types_gf.txt
=> types_gf.txt Types of Girlfriends

### ucuget.jok
=> ucuget.jok He Had a Plumbing Need

### umpire.txt
=> umpire.txt Quick Umpire Joke

### undergov.txt
=> undergov.txt Under the Government

### underhan.txt
=> underhan.txt The Underhanded Little Old Lady

### useful.txt
=> useful.txt Bananas are Better Than Men!

### usenet.hum
=> usenet.hum Many, Many jokes from USENET

### users.txt
=> users.txt The Nine Types of Uders

### vaxtrek.txt
=> vaxtrek.txt VAX Trek by Tom Wade and Eoin Meehan

### wedoff.jok
=> wedoff.jok The Wedding is off!

### weightsex.txt
=> weightsex.txt The Diter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex

### weird89.txt
=> weird89.txt A Large Selection Of Whacky Jokes and Facts from Henry Cate III (December 4, 1989)

### welchurc.jok
=> welchurc.jok Welcome to the Church

### wildlife.jok
=> wildlife.jok Hazardous Wildlife!

### winnum.jok
=> winnum.jok The Winning Numbers!

### wisdom.frt
=> wisdom.frt Collection of Wise Fortunes

### women_contra.txt
=> women_contra.txt Oh! Women!

### woody.all
=> woody.all List of Woody Allen Jokes

### xrude.txt
=> xrude.txt Collection of Really Rude Sexual Humor

### yugo'scl.txt
=> yugo'scl.txt Bad Yugo Joke and Bad Rooster Joke