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Never take a BATH.
BATHS are not safe.
People die in the bath EVERY DAY.
I REFUSE to be the man who dies in the bath.
I refuse to be the man who dies in the bath.
I am no man's fool.
I refuse to be the man who dies in the BATH.
Never take a bath. Never take a bath. Baths are NOT SAFE.
Bathtubs are the leading cause of death for American men.
Take a stand. Keep your powder DRY. Keep your body DRY.
Keep your powder dry. Keep your body dry.
Keep your feet dry.
Say, "I REFUSE to be the man who dies in the bath"
Bathtubs are the leading cause of death for American men.
Bathwater drains down bathtub drains.
Bathtub drains drain to the sewer, and to the sea.
Men drain down bathtub drains.
Bathtubs are the leading cause of death for American men.
Men who die in the bath drain down bathtub drains to the sewer, and to the sea.
Bathwater drains to the sea and becomes seawater.
Water in the sea evaporates, and ascends.
Men who die in the bath drain to the sea and become seawater.
Men in the sea evaporate, and ascend.
All that ascends must converge.
All that ascends must converge.
All that ascends MUST converge.
Bathtubs are not safe.
Bathtubs are the leading cause of death for American men.
Refuse to be the man who dies in the bath.
Bathtubs are NOT SAFE.
Men die in the bath EVERY DAY.
I REFUSE to be the man who DIES in the BATH.