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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:081
                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:08/19/96
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                   / _ /    ThE Lone Gunmen Presents:   \ _ \
                  | |                                      | |
                  | |            coke can bong             | |
                  | |          Written By: eScaPe          | |
                  | |                                      | |
                  | |      i do not encourage smokin       | |
                  | |          anything so there!          | |
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*******************************STOP******************************************

	
** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on text philez and that***

	
** means that even the yuppie kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***

	
** will probably blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples,and P-P***

	
** blown off, so before you continue read the File "DISCLAIMER!" that was ***

	
** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***

	
** get fucked. **************************************************************

	
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1: drink all of the coke of course, then rinse it with water and allow it
   to dry.

2: flatten the side of the can so that when you lay it on the opposite
   side it looks like this <diagram 1>
     /-----             -------\
    |       \          /        |
    |         \_______/         |
    *                           |
     \-------------------------/
     *-drink hole

3: poke tiny holes through the indented part, so tiny that shit won't fall
   through.

4: poke a giant hole through the bottom and back.

5: pour shit inta the indented part.  light it, and put your hands over the
   back and bottom and inhale.  then when you exhale it kinda helps a bit
   to keep it lit if you blow some of the smoke back in softly.

   ps this is info only, don't try it.

eScaPe
SAUCE00Coke can Bong                      eScaPe              ThE Lone Gunmen[TlG]19960819q

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