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- P.I.S.S. Philez Number 33 =
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-  IRC Phun and Harassment  =
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-      by Defenestrator     =
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I've been IRC'ing a lot lately, and found that harassing people is the
most fun thing on there so far.  Now most of it is just us being our
normal asshole selves, annoying the hell out of people and telling them
to come to our channel and say all kinds of stupid things.  I'm just
gonna print some logs and say some easy (and semi-lame) ways to either
make people mad or just kick people off IRC...hehe.

In DALnet, #dragonrealm is where all the IRCops are.  So one day we
decided to go in there and just make fun of them and pretend like we
were real stupid, which we can be :)

Here's me, Absinthum, Tannestt, Puppetmaster, and Portentia (#bbb 
people) messing with moronic ops.

Session Start: Sat Sep 27 19:46:16 1997
<Puppetmaster> this guy named Ace22 said he was gonna hack me
<Puppetmaster> and give me a virus that kills my computer

<Prez> and dont accept anyhting form him.
<Puppetmaster> BUT IM GONNA GET HACKED!!!
<Puppetmaster> hes an evil hacker

<Absinthum> hey could you l33t0 IRCOPS teach me how to haxx0r??!@#!@
<Puppetmaster> hes gonna mess up my computer

<Tannestt> I am being harrassed by someone saying they are going to rape me
<Puppetmaster> YES HE WILL
<Puppetmaster> hes a genius
<Puppetmaster> hes gonna hack me
<Prez> Puppet: one last time: ignore - dont accept.
<Defenestrator> his name is r0y g3rbil..and he wants my hamster!
<Tannestt> I am being harrassed by someone saying they are going to rape me
<Raskah> puppet if he hacks you, contact your ISP
<Tannestt> This is very upsetting
<Raskah> tannestt do /ignore nick 3
<Defenestrator> Go fuck yourself raskah, you couldn't do shit about it
Session Close: Sat Sep 27 19:49:40 1997

Absinthum got akicked from there for just saying that...heh.  Those
people in #dragonrealm just tell you to ignore the people that you
complain against.  I said that last part and then got out of there,
because another time I spammed a URL ONCE and they kicked me off dalnet
and made me reconnect.  So I sent them a text flood..hehe.

This next one is just me being an asshole, and the channel was so boring
that I left after I said this, and phanop couldn't go backdoor and take
it over..heh

Session Start: Sun Sep 28 20:35:54 1997

-Gamaliel- Welcome to #mormon. This is a clean chat room. Please enjoy your stay.
<Defenestrator> what the fuck is clean?
<Ashley^Rose> don't use profanity

Session Close: Sun Sep 28 20:36:08 1997

Losers.

This one happened last night (9/30) and me and a couple others were
harassing this loser named keepr, why I don't know.

Session Start: Tue Sep 30 19:02:58 1997

<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<stainer> keepr, you can't keep distributing kiddie porn without getting into trouble

<DrmChld> Iguana baby
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Defenestrator> keepr, i told you not to fuck the gerbil in daylight
-^Ben_Dover- 2Hi there Defenestrator, logon to my Fserve by typing:10 !FREE
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Portentia> wow, you'd think you could afford all the software you wanted
<Puppetmaster> !FREE
<TheDoors> !FREE
<Portentia> !keepr likes to lie about people
<Puppetmaster> 3y3M 31337 d00d
-^Ben_Dover- Fileserver is currently busy, try again later.
<ChowMein> !FREE

<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Defenestrator> i 0wn!
<DrmChld> you all suck

<Defenestrator> !FREE
<stainer> !keepr chokes his chicken 
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Grumnan> !FREE
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Puppetmaster> 3y3M 31337 d00d
<Iguana18> Take This Stuff Privately
<Puppetmaster> !FREE
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Phrax> 4,1 Hi I have 15 gigs of online warez type !suckme for more information
<Defenestrator> !bueno!
<Portentia> keepr quit harassing me dammit
<Puppetmaster> !FREE

<DrmChld> They all love you keeper
<stainer> !keepr sucks my nuts
<TheDoors> !FREE
-Iguana18- 1,0[v2.01] Fserve Trigger:4,0 !iguana 1,0 Ratio:4,0 1:No Ratio 1,0 Start Credit:3,0 Free 
  Credit 5,0 Offering:12,0 Hacking, Phreaking, Anarchy, Cracking, And Virii - Or You Can 
  Also Log On To My Ftp Site At hpacv.dynip.com 10,0[ 3 of 10 spots in use ]
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Defenestrator> !keeps sucks my dog's nuts
<Puppetmaster> !FREE
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Puppetmaster> !suckme
<RoadRage> !suckme
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Portentia> if he wouldn't abuse his position at work to get people in trouble for 
   things they didn't do I wouldn't have a problem with him
<Bi-M> !FREE
<Puppetmaster> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<stainer> !keepr dug elvis up and sucked his nuts
<ChowMein> !FREE
<Phrax> !SUCKME uNF
<keepr> ok kick them now iggy

<Phrax> !SUCKME

<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Phrax> !SUCKME

<Phrax> !SUCKME

<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Phrax> !SUCKME
<Phrax> !SUCKME

<Portentia> I wouldn't order the ops around, keepr

<Phrax> keepr: I love you.

<Bi-M> !suckme
<Portentia> !iguana

<Phrax> keepr: I love you.

<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<keepr> portentia is trouble too
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Phrax> !iguana
<Portentia> calm down
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !iguana
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<stainer> !keepr
<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<keepr> so is phrax ban them
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<Phrax> !suckme
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
<stainer> !keepr
<stainer> !keepr
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<stainer> !keepr

<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<^Ben_Dover> 2To access my anon ftp site, type heat.dynip.com or my file server, type:12 
   !FREE 2Ratio:10 FREE
<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Iguana18> 1,0[v2.01] Fserve Trigger:4,0 !iguana 1,0 Ratio:4,0 1:No Ratio 1,0 Start Credit:3,0 Free 
   Credit 5,0 Offering:12,0 Hacking, Phreaking, Anarchy, Cracking, And Virii - Or You Can 
   Also Log On To My Ftp Site At hpacv.dynip.com 10,0[ 5 of 10 spots in use ]
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
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<stainer> !keepr
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<Phrax> !uNF
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
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<technik> heeh
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<Phrax> !uNF
<technik> im here to harass you
<Defenestrator> !FREE
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<stainer> !keepr
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<Phrax> !uNF
<Defenestrator> !FREE

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<technik> !keepr
<Phrax> !uNF
<Defenestrator> !FREE

Session Close: Tue Sep 30 19:10:15 1997

They never had enough time to kick me while the ban was on because I was
lagging them so much...hehe.

This next one is me and technik spamming a URL that used to be up that
LogicBox and Tannestt made for a Boulder News regular (go check out PLA
45 for that) or was it a crappy IRC person.  Hell I don't know.  This
was to the pervs in #cybersex.

Session Start: Sat Sep 27 19:12:51 1997

<shyguy9> Anyone In Houston?

<`Mallory> heh
<MI`s`Lady> 14THISISTHESONGTHATNEVEREEEEEEENDSITJUSTGOESONANDONMYFRIENDSSOMEPPLSTARTEDSI
   NGINITNOTKNOWINGWHATITWASANDTHEY'LLCONTINUESINGINITFOREVERJUSTBECAUSETHISISTHESONGT
   HATNEVEREEEEEEEEEEEENDSITJUSTGOESONANDONMYFRIENDSSOMEPPLSTARTEDSINGINITNOTKNOWINGWH
   ATITWASANDTHEY'LLCONTINUESINGINITFOREVERJUSTBECAUSE...
<strom_1> 4,2ladies send me your sexy pics
<Big^Schlong> any females wanna chat with a nice male

<MIseeker>  5

<shyguy9> Anyone In Houston?

<MIseeker> shit
<MI`s`Lady> 13THISISTHESONGTHATNEVEREEEEEEENDSITJUSTGOESONANDONMYFRIENDSSOMEPPLSTARTEDSI
   NGINITNOTKNOWINGWHATITWASANDTHEY'LLCONTINUESINGINITFOREVERJUSTBECAUSETHISISTHESONGT
   HATNEVEREEEEEEEEEEEENDSITJUSTGOESONANDONMYFRIENDSSOMEPPLSTARTEDSINGINITNOTKNOWINGWH
   ATITWASANDTHEY'LLCONTINUESINGINITFOREVERJUSTBECAUSE...
<MIseeker> hahaha

<Defenestrator> hah OP MissMolly love your page...heh
Session Close: Sat Sep 27 19:13:20 1997

Session Start: Sat Sep 27 19:16:13 1997

<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<technik> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.htmlhttp://members.tripod.co
  m/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.htmlhttp://members.tripod.co
  m/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<shyguy9> Anyone In Houston?
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html
<Defenestrator> http://members.tripod.com/~forumsex/molly.html

Session Close: Sat Sep 27 19:17:04 1997

Not very fun to read I know, but it sure was fun to do.  

This one was Faraz (aka Zer0-hex), a lamer who ripped a bunch of h/p
files and called them his own.  This guy was a loser to the extreme.
Phrax brought him in #bigbeefbueno (where i hang out, don't go in there
unless you know somebody..otherwise we'll all make fun of you or just
kickban you)

Session Start: Mon Sep 29 23:01:28 1997

<WhyerHead> gotta shit

<_9x> you dont remember me?
<Faraz> no
<Faraz> i don't
<Faraz> who are you/
<WonTon> damn it
<_9x> not on IRC
<LogicBox> Zer0hex: I hear you like to plagarize Phrack
<WonTon> bbl

he needs one of his own"
<_9x> you *do* remember me, dont you??

<LogicBox> LOL
<LogicBox> ROTFL
<LogicBox> NO
<LogicBox> NO HE IS NOT
<LogicBox> ahaaha
<Faraz> um... no. i don't sorry
<Tannestt> hehe
<_9x> i am the reason you never slept soundly
<Defenestrator> zerohex likes to plagiarize anything
<Phrax> liar!
<_9x> YES YOU DO DAMMIT
<_9x> YES YOU DO DAMMIT
<_9x> YES YOU DO DAMMIT
<_9x> YES YOU DO DAMMIT
<Faraz> no

<Faraz> i don't
<LogicBox> Faraz: you think you're so elite, go ahead, read y phone number off to me, 
   i dare you
<_9x> DUMB SAND-NIGGER BITCH
<Faraz> tell me who u r
<Faraz> or i'll leave
<LogicBox> I'll even help you out, my real name's Ryan Scott
<LogicBox> and I live in California
<Holocast> I live near logic
<_9x> FUCK YOU LITTLE CAMEL RIDING SAND MONKEY
<Faraz> aiight

<Faraz> wrong country dumbass

<Phrax> heh
<Defenestrator> logic's telling the truth...read his info chickenshit
<Phrax> hahaha
<_9x> WHO CARES YOUR STILL A LITTLE PIECE OF SMELLY SHIT
<Jagwire> One time I shot a mexican guy just to watch him die

<NagaSadow> no you didn't

<Faraz> you're a piece of white trash

<Faraz> with a small pecker like all whiteboyz
<_9x> IM A PIECE OF WHIT TRASH, SURE. BUT YOUR A FUCKIN DRUNK, WHOLL NEVER DO 
   ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF.

<Jagwire> AMEN
<NagaSadow> yeah...and you'll never score

<_9x> PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON MOTHERFUCKER

<LogicBox> would whoever keeps setting the +m knock it off?

<_9x> THAT WOULD BE ME
<WhyerHead> whoa
<WhyerHead> wrong utton

<WonTon> faraz : do you lick that crusty green growth growing on the tips of your 
   moms purple nipples?

<WonTon> faraz : do you lick that crusty green growth growing on the tips of your 
   moms purple nipples?
<Tannestt> STOP
<Jagwire> Faraz tosses a mean salad.
<WonTon> heh
<Tannestt> God dammit WonTon
<NagaSadow> you didn't kill a mexican, Jag, you just beat the mexican guy on Street 
   Fighter II
<NagaSadow> dumbass
<Defenestrator> faraz: what year of junior high did you drop out of?

Auto-Jackoff 100 while Counseling Ryan Scott, a Senior at Fremont Highschool"
<WonTon> Faraz : gives sloppy head so he isn't a good cyber slut yet!
<Jagwire> Yea, so I still whoopt 'em.
<Jagwire> And I'll whoop you too sucka.
<WhyerHead> hehe

  DIPPED IN BATTERY ACID, TIPPED WITH A RHINOCEROUS AND DRIVEN BY A FREIGHT TRAIN
<NagaSadow> yeah....and then you tried to score
<WonTon> Faraz you cock sucking bestiliaty two handed jerk off
<WonTon> talk to me

<Phrax> He can't talk if that's on

<WhyerHead> lol
<WonTon> <Faraz> When i was in 2nd grade, i saw the dick of a horse on a filed trip
<Jagwire> @ handed?
<Defenestrator> hehe
<WhyerHead> LOL
<Jagwire> 2 handed
<NagaSadow> we got a problem, Jag????
<Phrax> <Faraz> I take so much up the ass I shit dick shapes
<WonTon> <Faraz> that has been a major pleasure for me ever since that day

<WhyerHead> LOl
<WonTon> bbl
<WonTon> i really need to disconnect before i go agro
<WhyerHead> im laughing so hard im crying
<WhyerHead> no
<WhyerHead> MORE!
<WhyerHead> WE WANT MORE!
<WonTon> apple juice and water kill my brain cells i use for school
<NagaSadow> I SAID, DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM, JAG?????
<WonTon> ph34r my school skills

<Phrax> <Faraz> Everytime I hear the Village People I do a little watoosy and then 
   perform satanic homosexual maneuvers on my puppy dog
<WonTon> geez!
<WonTon> i need to do school work sometimes
<WonTon> one more
<WhyerHead> lol phrax
<Faraz> that's nice phrax
<Phrax> It is isn't it
<Jagwire> Hey Naga,I'LL FUCK YOU.
<Faraz> you just go ahead and do that :-)
<Phrax> You puppy dog molesting meanie!
<Da_Kender> <|--NYb--|> it is true, i talked to some mexican vice-principal, and 
   heard him page him, maybe it was the wrong number
<NagaSadow> Jag, your ma'ma so ugly when she went into taco bell, everybody else ran 
   for the border!
<Tannestt> LOL
<Tannestt> Oh right
<NagaSadow> No, I don't think you'll be doing that
<WhyerHead> lol
<WhyerHead> Faraz, you are a nauseating shovel-load of camel spittle !
<Phrax> Faraz: Jesus you can't even read logics infoz off and he gave you his name 
   and where he lives?

<Defenestrator> Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [---------{10}] 10/10 Faraz is the master! I 
  bow to Faraz's lameness....
<WonTon> <Faraz> I saw my grandma naked in the shower one day and her pubic hairs 
   grew all the way up to her belly button and her tits looked like bags of rotten 
   food

grew all the way up to her belly button and her tits looked like bags of rotten food
<Da_Kender> <|--NYb--|> area code 804 ???
<Faraz> ryan, you're a fucking fag, u no that?

<WonTon> <Faraz> I saw my grandma naked in the shower one day and her pubic hairs 
   grew all the way up to her belly button and her tits looked like bags of rotten 
   food
<Defenestrator> ewwww
<WhyerHead> lol

her pubic hairs grew all the way up to her belly button and her tits looked like bags 
of rotten food"
<Jagwire> Yo mama so stank she gots to put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs 
   fresh.
<LogicBox> Faraz: excuse me?

<Faraz> wonton take out
<NagaSadow> phuker!!!!
<WonTon> <Faraz> that's nice
<WhyerHead> OH SHIT
<WonTon> <WonTon> did you eat the pink taco?
<Defenestrator> the one with the pube in it..heh
<_9x> NOT THE PINK TACO AGAIN
<WonTon> *Faraz* i like taco bell's new 100% dog pink taco
<LogicBox> FARAZ: EXCUSE ME?
<Jagwire> Yo mama so stank she gots to put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs 
   fresh.
<Faraz> wonton
<Faraz> i liked your mom's pink side
<Faraz> :-)
<WonTon> *Faraz* it makes my stomach fell all gushy
<Phrax> Name: Faraz Alam
<NagaSadow> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
<Phrax> House fone number: (860)875-2117
<WhyerHead> Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [---------{10}] 10/10 Faraz is the master! I bow to 
   Faraz's lameness....

<WonTon> you scuk faraz
<Phrax> Personal fone number: (860)875-9911
<Phrax> Address: 9 Deerfield Lane
<Defenestrator> oooohhh...the OCI insults just keep coming
<Phrax> 	 Ellington, CT 06029
<Phrax> URL: http://members.tripod.com/~zerohex/zer0.html
<Phrax> email address: zer0-hex@juno.com
<WhyerHead> You know you're related to Dino Allsman if The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
<WonTon> bbl
<Jagwire> Salad tosser.
<WonTon> enouf whyer
<WonTon> i won't harass no more tonight
<WhyerHead> ok
<Phrax> ����-���(( whois information: Faraz ))��-�-��-���--��-��-�-� -��-�- -�
<Defenestrator> enough canned shit
<Phrax> � address   � ZeR0-HeX@172-68-248.ipt.aol.com [Commercial Organization]
<Phrax> � quote     � ZeR0-HeX
<Phrax> � channels  � @#phrax
<Phrax> � server    � sodre.fl.us.dal.net: [205.152.245.14] SodreNET's South Florida 
   DALnet S
<Phrax> ����-����������-������--���-���-��-� �-��-��- -�

<WonTon> l8tr everyone 
<Holocast-> stupid computer

<WonTon> call my friends up at 800-tacobell

<Phrax> shit whoops

<WonTon> *Faraz* i have to admit though, i suck a mean cock

<Holocast-> damn

<Holocast-> sorry
<Phrax> Holocast: it's cool
<Holocast-> no
<Holocast-> I hit phrax
<Holocast-> not u

i am weird at home)

<Defenestrator> thanks tannest
-Phrax:#bigbeefbueno- Inviting you to #bigbeefbueno...

-Phrax:#bigbeefbueno- Inviting you to #bigbeefbueno...
<Phrax> wtf
<Defenestrator> you invited me stupid
<Phrax> Stop kicking him
<Phrax> I know
<WhyerHead> <Faraz> You know why Ryan's asshole is so big? Its because I reamed it 
   out with my broomstick!
<Phrax> I fucked up

<Defenestrator> no shit
<Phrax> aww he left

<LogicBox> he's owned

<LogicBox> by me
<WhyerHead> lol
<Phrax> LogicBox: I owned him first
<_9x> huh?
<Holocast-> damn
<_9x> you get his info?
<Holocast-> cool
<LogicBox> my turn next :)
<Phrax> Name: Faraz Alam
<Phrax> House fone number: (860)875-2117
<Phrax> Personal fone number: (860)875-9911
<Phrax> Address: 9 Deerfield Lane
<Phrax> 	 Ellington, CT 06029
<Phrax> URL: http://members.tripod.com/~zerohex/zer0.html
<Phrax> email address: zer0-hex@juno.com
<Phrax> his pops name is Mumtaz
<Phrax> if that helps
<_9x> i have a call to make :)
<LogicBox> 9x: call him and tell him what he has to look forward to from me
<Holocast-> cool
<WhyerHead> HAHAHHA
<Defenestrator> Phrax...put that on a website somewhere
<WhyerHead> Mumtaz?
<WhyerHead> LOL
<_9x> like what?
<LogicBox> from all of us
<Phrax> Defenestrator: ANy suggestions?
<Holocast-> heh
<Defenestrator> or give it to me and i'll post it
<Phrax> hmm...
<_9x> well??? what should i threaten him with
<Phrax> _9x: a raging cock up the ass?
<Holocast-> I gave Logic info to him
<LogicBox> 9x: sharp things@#@#!
<Holocast-> It fake, of course :-)
<_9x> WHOAH
<_9x> ill leave that to you
<LogicBox> Holocast: you don't even have real info to give :)
<Holocast-> right
<Holocast-> so I gave him the info I had
<Defenestrator> hehe
<Holocast-> Imaginary shit
<WhyerHead> welp, bbl
<_9x> hahahahahaha
<_9x> should given him molly's 411
<Holocast-> And then I said Logic gave me his info :)
<Holocast-> idiot

That sucked compared to what we did to some op of a channel we were
trying to take over..heh.  Lady-Salem got 0wned, then some guy called
OKComputer came in and Logic got pissed at him...haha.

<LogicBox> say "I am 0wn3d by Logic Box and SysFail, I have a cute bucketass, and I 
   am a cum-guzzling gutter slut"

<Lady-Salem> you guys like power..you're all psychos (laugh) pathetic..
<phanop> :)
<LogicBox> yep
<Absinthum> defenestrator: www.cheathouse.com username: user password: evil
<phanop> i 0wn you ladysalem
<phanop> remember that
<Phrax> Lady-Salem: we are real basket cases

<Defenestrator> thanx abs

<Phrax> Lady-Salem: but nevertheless say it
<Lady-Salem> well then I guess I fit in..
<Defenestrator> say it
<Lady-Salem> hmm...*contemplating*
<Phrax> Lady-Salem: say it slut
<phanop> all you have to do is SAY IT!!
<LogicBox> shut up and say it
<Defenestrator> say it bitch

<Lady-Salem> *ahem* "I am 0wn3d by Logic Box and SysFail, I have a cute bucketass, 
   and I am a cum-guzzling gutter slut"
<phanop> yes
<phanop> @!@!$@!$!@$!
<phanop> logged

<LogicBox> without the quotes
<Defenestrator> yes!
<Absinthum> haha
<LogicBox> dammit
<phanop> yes
<LogicBox> without the quotes
<LogicBox> say it
<Lady-Salem> what is a bucketass, btw?

SysFail, I have a cute bucketass, and I am a cum-guzzling gutter slut""
<Defenestrator> you are a bucketass...that's what it is
<phanop> dammit abs
<LogicBox> SAY IT EXACTLY AS AI TOLD YOU TO, AND WITHOUT THE QUOTES
<Lady-Salem> lol..
<phanop> she is really owned by me
<Phrax> Lady-Salem: Say to me "I love it when Phrax puts his bulging mirthwood in my 
   sweet lovehut"
<phanop> say you are owned by logic box, sysfail, and phantom operator
<Lady-Salem> <big stupid grin>
<Defenestrator> don't grin..say it
<Absinthum> say "I like to have phanop m0lest my beaver hole"
<SiToNaCiD> hahahah
<Lady-Salem> I am owned my phanop!
<phanop> hehe
<LogicBox> LOL

<LogicBox> haha, you're "her" phanop
<phanop> leave it like that :)
<LogicBox> oh my sweet phanop!
<Phrax> Lady-Salem: say it h0ar!
<LogicBox> hehe
<SiToNaCiD> say "I like to rape small farm animals while giving head to unsuspecting 
   passersby"
<phanop> what logic?
<Absinthum> hehe
<Lady-Salem> I am 0wned my mother fucking losers who think they can rape me over IRC 
   =)
<phanop> i am not her
<phanop> by stupid
<LogicBox> coo,
<phanop> hehe
<LogicBox> cool
<phanop> lady salem, am i you?

<Defenestrator> say "My gerbil gives me much pleasure"

<phanop> hehe
<LogicBox> Abs: shaddup, that's a kad thing

<Lady-Salem> Abs..thanks for your present..want it back?
<phanop> she is starting to get lame now
<LogicBox> yeah
<LogicBox> let's kick her alot

<phanop> Countdown Kick Activated on Lady-Salem
<phanop> *5*
<phanop> *4*
<phanop> *3*

<phanop> *2*
<phanop> *1*

<phanop> hehe
<LogicBox> hahahh

<phanop> ha
<Defenestrator> hehe
<Phrax> bbl gonna go play redneck rampage

<phanop> remember what you said last night abs?
<phanop> that pretty soon no-one would irc cause of me ? :)
<SiToNaCiD> i wouldnt doubt it
<Absinthum> haha
<Absinthum> yeah, your really cruel
<Defenestrator> that would kick ass..heh
<phanop> logic, what were you saying about me being her?
<Absinthum> taking over poor helpless channels like that
<Absinthum> hehe
<phanop> hehe
<phanop> basically the way i do that is exploit a hole to become an op, then take 
   over the channel
<phanop> so phanop turns into a clone of Lady-Salem
<phanop> pretty cool huh?
<Absinthum> immensly

<Absinthum> I ph34r j00r skillz
<phanop> i could clone logic if i wanted
<phanop> :)
<phanop> go away lady
<Absinthum> hey slut

<phanop> i don't want to keep adding to my logs dammit
<phanop> hehe

<phanop> i can imagine the description of me logic is going to put in his #bbb page
<Defenestrator> haha
<Absinthum> hey slut
   channels."
<phanop> hehe
<Absinthum> haha
<phanop> hehe
#bigbeefbueno
<phanop> <Lady-Salem> what do I have to do to own myself again? fuck all your friends?

<SiToNaCiD> hhahaah

#bigbeefbueno

fuck all your friends?"
<phanop> <phanop> you own yerself now, okay?
<phanop> <phanop> you are free
<phanop> <phanop> i probably won't bother you anymore
<phanop> <Lady-Salem> thanks..
<OKComputer> i'm myself

#bigbeefbueno

#bigbeefbueno

#bigbeefbueno

<phanop> hehe
<SiToNaCiD>  is GaY ----  -
<SiToNaCiD> <Remy>  ---- SiToNaCiD i

#bigbeefbueno
<SiToNaCiD> er
<SiToNaCiD> shit

<SiToNaCiD> oops
<LogicBox> stop kicking him, dumbass

#bigbeefbueno

<phanop> oops
<phanop> hehe
<phanop> oops
<OKComputer> hmmmm....

<phanop> hey chow
<ChowMein> hey

<ChowMein> i added a Dcc Chat bomb to my script
<SiToNaCiD> wanna add dcc lock?
<SiToNaCiD> heh
<SiToNaCiD> thats always a fun one
<ChowMein> ok
<SiToNaCiD> :Away(see toilet. see toilet flood. flood toilet flood.(Since: 16:56:02)
<phanop> hehe
<phanop> :)
<phanop> later everyone
<phanop> i/m going to werk on roybell
<Defenestrator> ok later

#bigbeefbueno

#bigbeefbueno
<SiToNaCiD> :Back(see toilet. see toilet flood. flood toilet flood.(For: 1min 38secs)
<phanop> i might do some more channel shit tonite :)

guy?)

#bigbeefbueno
<OKComputer> that would be me...

#bigbeefbueno
<LogicBox> stop kicking him, dumbass

<Defenestrator> whoops..i didn't mean to
<Defenestrator> hehe
<OKComputer> i wish i knew why i am being kicked...
<LogicBox> np
<LogicBox> OKC: we're weird
<Defenestrator> and bored
<OKComputer> hmmmmm so Logic whats been up lately?
<Absinthum> hehe
<LogicBox> not much
<LogicBox> do I know you?
<OKComputer> jeah you know me

<LogicBox> under what nick?
<OKComputer> i was the dick who used to kick ban you in #kids because you advertised 
   for PLA, but now i'm akicked in there and well, here i am
<OKComputer> Greedo i think, i can't be sure
<LogicBox> cool

<Defenestrator> haha
<SiToNaCiD> hahahah
<SiToNaCiD> he shouldnt have said anything

Hehehe....that was fun.  

Watch for part 2 of this file sometime soon, because this one is getting
rather long and I'm also getting tired of writing.  And if you don't
like IRC logs, bah to you.  Then don't read the damn file.  Go fuck r0y.

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