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But those titles-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-zine are pretty popular, so i decided to jump on the bagwagon. w00w00! you know you ph34r. ok.. here comes something cool. <drum roll> -- ( pOrk #6 definition of the month ) ----------------------------------------- for�nix (f�r'niks) n., pl. for'ni�ces (-n� s�z') [ModL. < L., an arch] any of several anatomic arches or folds, such as the vault of the pharynx or the upper part of the vagina <Taken from _Webster's NewWorld Dictionary_, Second College Edition, (c)1980> fornix : area between mouth and throat, or pussy lips <Taken from _Trip's Oldschool Dictionary_, First Doodleboy Edition, (c)1995 > -- ( pOrk #6 ascii section ) --------------------------------------------------- y0h0h0. Here's my unbiased (well, almost, sometimes Satan tells me what to choose) choices for top ascii pic for the month of 1195, and top 5 fonts. -- ( screw that ) ------------------------------------------------------------- only ascii packs that came out were wicked and trank. maybe next time. -- ( sometimes i like to think i can fly ) ------------------------------------ me too. -- ( why are you talking to the headers!? ) ----------------------------------- i have no clue. its the in thing to do these days. -- ( neeto skeeto top ten type thing ) ---------------------------------------- Top 10 Reasons Why My Life Sucks <listed in reverse order for suspense> 10. I sit around listening to vinyl all day. They went out in the 70s. 9. I wrestle. Its a common known fact that all jocks are evil mockerys of all that is good and fuzzy. hate me. 8. I'm listening to vinyl RIGHT NOW. 7. Because I'm doing a top 10. top 10's are dumb. 6. I have a Marilyn Manson patch stapled to my forehead. I'm obviously obsessed with a group full of sinners and child molesters. What kind of gawd-ph34ring d00dl3b0y am i?! 5. Not only is it vinyl, its a Sub Pop collection. oooooooh. 4. I did the line noise in here by hand. Really. I swear. Whatta life. 3. That vinyl joke got old around #8. 2. 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First person to tell me what part of my anotomy is mentioned in there gets a free ascii. -- ( how do i tell you i found it?! yer out in the boonfucks of arizona. ) ---- by vmb, of course. oh, i wanna point something out. that vmb misfit is so fond of calling his, it's OURS. actually, its the apathy vmb. but we're the seniors, so its OURS. capiche? i can't find the slip of paper i have with the #, so just read pork 1-5, its in there somewhere. -- ( what ya listenin to trip? ) ---------------------------------------------- <switching to a different record> Mudhoney, on vinyl. My record player kicks all sorts of ass. It was my moms when she was just a wee lass. Now its mine. Its a manual, i have to set the needle myself. But it rocks. Vinyl sounds better than any other. cd, tape, 8- track.. anything. vinyl kicks all of their ass. -- ( ok, thats it trip. i'm sick of you. go away. ) --------------------------- k. hopefully, SOMEONE liked this. if not, well, screw you. eventually, every one will ph34r me. by the year 2000, i will be the US embassador to China. So there. -- ( th th the thats all, folks ) --------------------------------------------- guys who do shit for pOrk : misfit the big cheese <listed in cypherhex not so big cheese reverse order scribble not so big cheese of leetness :> trip not so big cheese -- (distros? )----------------------------------------------------------------- board : zyzop guy: alderaan mindcrime avalon belial birdhouse projekts devine styler erebus hooch evil intentions betrayer illegal immigrants trip SAUCE00its pOrk baby. whack off to it. pOrk people 19951119#! P �