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NETMONKEY WEEKEND REPORT ISSUE #4!
Well here we are with issue #4 and everything appears to be running
smoothly. No complaints besides the people who were upset with Lester for
his courier report, but hey.. If you can't take a joke, then don't read it:).
The Scene has been relatively quiet this week except for TRM getting
busted, and we would like to wish them the best of luck with whatever happens.
Also, as most of you know, LS and NOS have both been down. NOS should be back
up soon, and for more information on LS read Lesters Biased Courier Report.
Anyways, in this issue we still have Lesters new Biased Courier Report
as well as an Anonymous Utils Report, and of Course, this weeks scores on the
sites you the trader, have chosen. We replaced TRM with Hades as a 2.0 Site,
and thats about all the News for this week. Good Luck on the upcoming week
everyone.
- NWR Staff
Note: LS and NOS are not included in this weeks scoring, since both are down
the top ten sites for this week are:
x3 MP -*- STH -*- FH -*- ET -*- FS
x2 NoS -*- LS -*- FOS -*- LA -*- HDS
STATS BABY!
----NETMONKEY WEEKEND REPORTS----
trader group pts pos lastweek # of weeks
in NWR
Geno RiSC 190 [1] [3] 3
Garoto DeV 162 [2] [1] 4
Acidapple AMB 88 [3] [0] 1
Grad iND 78 [4] [0] 1
Mad ATX 61 [5] [0] 1
Bizzy RiSC 48 [6] [0] 1
Xtremist VGN 48 [7] [0] 1
Lester DMS 45 [8] [6] 2
Bluie ViCE 44 [9] [9] 2
Juice DMS 33 [10] [0] 1
Group Charts --=
RiSC 238 [1] [1] 4
DEV 162 [2] [3] 4
AMB 88 [3] [0] 1
DMS 78 [4] [2] 4
ATX 61 [5] [0] 1
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Lester's Biased Courier Report!@
Well here it is kids, my little tribute to JJ's biased utils report from INQ.
and of course it's biased because how could I be objective when I run
Dimension, I hate Risc, and I'm fathering Xtremist's child? I can't, so
I'll be biased and make fun of everyone..:) Enjoy, and remember dont get
so upset, it's fun to make fun of yourself.
So the format is like this, I'll review each group, and then I'll point out
some interesting things from the week and whatever else I feel like saying.
Rating System is : The Shit, Even, Half-Assed, One Man Crew, & Cheating
Bastards. Oh ya and Sellouts, hey new one for MNM, Total Losers. Well it
is week 2 my friends, and so far I've had to put up with Devotion getting
ever so pissed at me for some comments I made about them. Sneeze ripped
into me and DMS for about an hour before I calmed him down and found
out he hadn't even read it yet, he then apologized so all is cool with
the Sneeze man. but I've also noticed that most of dev regards me
with contempt now which is totally amusing because as Xtremist was
nice enough to remind me of today, Corps and MGD had this same type
of report in RCN, and they didn't rip on devotion cuz they were Devotion
so I guess it's ok then huh? but when it gets flipped around, oh no that
is not cool. Garoto claims to want to include something of his own ragging
on either me or DMS, so I told him to go ahead, hopefully he will have it
ready for me by the end of the week. I look forward to it.
Ok..So i'm gonna change the format and shit whenever I feel like it,
because hey, why the hell not. So we'll start with day by day shit this week
Sunday & Monday April 26th/27th:
Well interesting 2 days!#, I was accussed of cheating twice, because
apparantly I type too fast. Hehehe but no harm no foul it's all good.
We got to witness Risc trying to accuse DMS of cheating because of a
site ip and login program, this from the group who made RiscFTP, a
banned client on all sites for it's slowup abilities and other reasons.
Fun fight, but in the end, pointless as usual. On Sunday evening,
Semaj decided he didn't like Fusion(who can blame him), and took LS out
of PRM and set them up in Siege, which sounds good on paper, but when
you take into account he made this decision without speaking to the other
staff members, it's not so good. So to sum the story up? Semaj is no longer
a siteop of LS, LS is back in PRM with no hard feelings towards Siege and vice
versa, and then Semaj decided to be a truly big baby and threaten to
narc LS, fortunately he didn't do so. But none the less, damage was done
and VGN kicked him out swiftly. So clap,clap to VGN for that. Oh ya, let's
focus on Geno for a moment..:) take a look at this little tidbit:
[FH] New release: (geno\RiSC) TEST-2.FOR.CORE.SITES.DONT.COURIER-CORE {tgm} [.]
and his response? :
<GeN0> oi sorry
<GeN0> I was pftping =(
So we forgive you geno, just nice to know your willing to admit to it:)
Tuesday the 28th!: Quiet night so far, some new traders are popping up
hopefully they will prove to be real traders and not pftp'ers or who
knows what else.
Wednesday/Thurday the 29th,30th: End of the month, more of the same, alot of shitty
ass cliparts and lame releases from some small groups and even some big ones, this
week is much quieter than last week so it's really making me work for something to
say:P One thing I noticed this week is alot more of the Atomic-X guys trading
so I'll review them this week.
Friday/Saturday May 1 & 2: More dullness, Mossyoak made promises of owning the
scene now that he is out of school,
(that college money really paid off huh mom & dad?)
So we'll see what the Joke can do. Other than that, been a very boring
week so I will just stop talking.
Group Reviews!#@
Dimension: Well this week, Grad quit, for good this time even, possibly putting
and end to our prewhore name? None the less, minus the grad megs, still a good
showing but not exactly up to par with what I think we should be doing, especially
with that dftp script we have, or wait nevermind:)
Overall: The Shit I guess
Devotion: Well after much whining and crying from the devotion boys about my
little opinion last week, some of them apologized and others got over it, or just
decided to plot my murder sometime this week. Quote of the week! from Dev anyways