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#105 - [ The 23 Sayings of Dr. Cheese ]
       [ Dr. Bryan Thompson  ]
 
Dr. Cheese has the 23 laws of Dr. Cheese.  All that obey Dr. Cheese will be
obeyed by Dr. Cheese.

These are the sayings of Dr. Cheese

1- Cheese is made of milk 
2- Milk comes from cow 
3- Milk is a cow 
4- Cows are not milk 
5- Cheese comes in many colors 
6- Dr. Cheese is a doctor 
7- Doctor cheese is a fake doctor 
8- Cheese powder is not real cheese 
9- Cheese doodles are not real cheese 
10- Obey Dr. Cheese 
11- Those that do not obey Dr. Cheese will be directed to our customer
    service line
12- Our customer service line is bad 
13- Say cheese 
14- Cheese is cool 
15- Television smells 
16- Smelly televisions are bad 
17- Cheese also smells 
18- Smelly cheese is indifferent to your health 
19- Phones are yellow in Canada 
20- Everything is fucked up in Canada 
21- Saying sayings in a national pastime 
22- National pastimes are completely fucked up 
23- Dr. Cheese is not a nationality 

The Baron 
Dr. Bryan Thompson 
The Daily Dispatch 

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