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#027 - [ Probably the Greatest Cocktail in the World ]
[ dr el8 ]
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| *** ATTENTION MY FOLLOWERS *** |
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| I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE INGREDIENTS |
| AND SUGGESTIONS FOR USAGE OF A COCKTAIL I |
| MADE. |
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| TO MAKE THE POTENT COCKTAIL YOU NEED SOME |
| ORANGES, YES, THATS RIGHT, LOTS & LOTS OF |
| ORANGES, LOTS OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND |
| EDIBLE MATERIAL (ITS HUNGRY WORK). |
| LOTS OF EXPERIMENTATION WENT INTO THIS AND |
| I HAD MANY BAD EXPERIENCES COMING UP WITH |
| THIS STRONG YET SMOOTH COCKTAIL FORMULA. I |
| EXPECT YOU WANT ME TO GET ON WITH IT NOW. |
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| FIRSTLY, YOU WILL NEED SOME EASY FLAVOUR. |
| ORANGES ARE PERFECT. ON MY 1ST ATTEMPT I |
| REGRETTED NOT ADDING ORANGES. ITS UP TO |
| YOU. IT'LL TASTE A BIT SWEETER IF YOU DO, |
| OR, YOU COULD ADD LEMON, DON'T FORGET IT |
| UNLESS YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR LIVER. |
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| HAVING THIS RECIPE IS DANGEROUS UNLESS YOU |
| ARE OF LEGAL AGE TO DRINK. I HAVE TO ACT |
| RESPONSIBLY; AND SO DO YOU. PLEASE DON'T |
| HACK AFTER DRINKING THIS STUFF. YOU'LL |
| ALWAYS REGRET IT AFTERWARDS. ALSO, KEEP |
| REAL ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN DRINK. |
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| HAVE YOU READ THIS TEXTFILE PROPERLY? |
| ANYONE WITH SENSE SHOULD GO BACK OVER IT |
| READING CAREFULLY. BUT, THIS IS IMPORTANT |
| ! ONLY READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY LINE |
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| HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR! |
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| GAME, SET & MATCH. DOCTOR EL8. |
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| GAME OVER. |
| HERE IS MY RECIPE. |
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| | * DR EL8'S SUPER SECRET * | |
| | * COCKTAIL FORMULA! * | |
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| | - INGREDIENTS | |
| | SOME ORANGE JUICE | |
| | LOTS OF ALCOHOL | |
| | A MIXING BOWL | |
| | A MIXING IMPLEMENT | |
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| | -INSTRUCTIONS | |
| | 1. POUR ORANGE INTO BOWL | |
| | 2. POUR LOTS OF ALCOHOL | |
| | INTO BOWL. | |
| | 3. TAKE MIXING IMPLEMENT | |
| | AND STIR. | |
| | 4. DRINK AND BE MERRY. | |
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