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ELiTE-0 /<-N33t-0 'ZiN3!
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Issue 2
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Denver's best Elite 'zine!!!!!!
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Compiled By: Panther Modern <k-wrad>
Head K0uRRiER: OWANW
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Dewdz, itz already issue 02 tyme. Why? C0z issue 1 is now too old
for anyone to read! It'z already 1 day! Az promised, a Skreen Sav0ur has
been inkluded in this issue ph0r your skreen saving pleasure!
Look in dah' artikle kalled "Skreen Sav0ur Artikle" for it! Also,
we want ewe're inPuT to dah' 'zine, coz we need more riting, and riterz.
Iph y0u're a riteur, den do ewe're duty t0 dah ELiTE scene, and give
uz your inph0 so we khan keep our title: Denver's Best Elite 'Zine!!!!!!
OkaY, weLL, eyh'm oph t0 k0urrIer sum War3z ph0r mhy Gr0up, Old Warez
Are N0 Warez, So eye don't have much m0re time to rite!
H0pe ewe enj0y dah 'zine! Issue three kumming in wit yer next batch
of 0-day!
Peice 0uT!
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$ Why Warez Are #####
%% REally K00l! @@@@@@
%%%*%%*%*%*#*#*@*@*!)$
By: THe k0d3z Master
OKay, Guiz. I know you all love warez, but I don't think that you
know just how kewl they really are, cause I don't think any of you have
respect. You see, the thing about warez is, They're *FREE*! Yup! I'm not
joking with you here. You may not have realized it previously, but you're
actually not paying even a cent for the warez you get. Now, I know this may
take awhile to understand. I was courriering for a major group called The
Warez Abode Kiddies for several years before I realized it, but then, one day,
a Senior Courrier called me in to chat. After paying my deep warez respects
for him, he told me the secret to the whole thing, which I'm now telling you.
You aren't paying! I went to a software store, and I saw people actually
paying for their software. They got some like books, or something like that
with it, but who needs those? Cause I don't know how to read anyway.
So you see? If you don't need to pay, why should you? And that's
what makes Warez REALLY REALLY k00l! Cause if you had to pay, they wouldn't
be so cool! Why? I dunno, but they just wouldn't, okay? Trust me on this.
Anyway, I think that warez are really cool. And you should too,
cause you know about warez. Oh, let me add one more thing. The newest
information, the Warez K00lNess Skale!!!!!:
-10 to -40 day - K00l az ICE!
-1 to -9 day - Really Cold!
0 day - Blizzard
1 to 2 day - Arizona Desert
2 to 4 day - Blowtorch
5 days - Who knows, I've never seen any this old!!
So now you know how cool you are if you have the newest warez! Anyway, I
have to go now, before my warez turn into 1 day, so I'll catch you all in
the next issue of the elite-o k-neet-o 'zine! C-ya!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! SKREEN SAVOUR !!!
!!! ARTIKLE !!!
!!! CODED BY: !!!
!!! DAH FANTOM !!!
!!! KODER !!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEll, Panther Modern asked me to rite a screen saver for this issue,
so I got right to work, and created a very neeto one for all of you! I
call it the "elitest screen saver you've ever seen by Dah Fantom Koder".
But you can simply call it "elite.bat" cause then you'll know that
it's an elite screen saver!
But without further ado, the kode!!
filename: elite.bat
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@echo off
:ELITE
cls
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
echo ELITE SKREEN SAVER IN USE!
cls
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
echo ELITE!
GOTO ELITE
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Okay, well, I haven't tested it on all video cards yet, so tell me
if you find any bugs in it, cause there might be some! I'm not sure. But
I'm sure you can tell that it's very elite and 0-day, and you should use it
as your screen saver! Also tell me if there are any bugs in the code, cause
there probably aren't, but could be!!
Have fun!
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%))))))))))%
$ Why those hackers suck
$$$###### By: The Dewd
I hate those hackers and those guys that say they call themselves
"phreakers" or something like that, cause they suck. That's why.
Yeah.
Know whY? cause they really suck. Cause they do, okay?
Cause once, they called my house and they said that my mom was on
crack rock.
So what if she was? Huh? What are you gonna do about it, okay?
Them guys suck.
I hate 'em. They suck.
Cause once, they called my BBS, and uploaded 3-day!
It gave me a really bad name in the scene when someone saw 3-day on
my b0rd!
Those guys suck. Yeah.
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W3Ll, DaT WuZ 'n iNT3RezTiNK SeK0nD iSSu3, WuZ iT N0t? iN DaH N3xT
IsSuE, wE WilL Pr3SeNT m0Re KrAD ArTiKL3z PH0r EwE T0 rEAd! iN DaH MeaNTyM3,
D0n'T St0p Pi-RaT-iNG!
--Panther Modern
Editor in Chief
TO submit, mail Panther Modern on quality elite boards 'n' stuff!