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ELiTE-0 /<-N33t-0 'ZiN3!
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Issue 1
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Denver's best Elite 'zine!!!!!!
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Compiled By: Panther Modern <k-wrad>
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Well, I decided that since my warez were getting too old for the
scene that I'd rite this mag. Coz once, I wuz kicked oph a warez b0rd, and
you know how it is with that. I can't handle it, and I think the warez
scene is very rebellious.
But anyway, let me tell you that the warez are flowing in quite
quickly lately, my warez friends, and the 0-day is quickly becoming 1, and
even 2 day, before the courriers even have a chance to get it out!!@!)(
This is a disaster in the making, my k0d3z k1dd13 aphilliates! What
shall we do if the warez get too old to send to all the boards in town? Why,
we might ACTUALLY have to resort to getting 3 and 4 day warez, which, as we
all know, would be worse than no warez at all!!
So, I've decided to start up my own Kourrier gr00p, kalled "Old Warez
Are No Warez" (OWANW), and that way everyone will no to get the newest warez
and not the old warez! Coz no one wants dusty gamez!
Okay. Well, eye hope you like the mag, which is Denver's BESTEST
ELiTE 'zine! Not CEM anymore, coz this one is better!
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/\ K-Rad Stuff and other /\
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/\ By: The Warez Kid /\
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Well, I gnu that the warez wouldn't be as prolific any more, so I
decided to talk about how the warez scene lately hasn't been nice because
of these little warez. You know what I'm talking about. The warez under
6 disks. I just don't see how any self-respecting courrier can handle giving
out warez this small to anyone. Everyone knows that the real warez are those
over eighteen megs uninstalled, and that any warez smaller than this can't
REALLY qualify as warez, cause then they wouldn't require large hard-disks,
and BBS's wouldn't get to brag about their disk size! So obviously, it is a
compltely mortal sin to get little warez, cause that would completely destroy
the warez scene, and that wouldn't be good, would it? I don't think so,
that's why I like to courrier big warez like Windows NT to all the high-
quality boards, and they all thank me, cause then they have lots of new, and
cool warez.
Greets go out to: Forsythe Jones, for being very elite.
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