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.d""b. impulse reality press no. 201 - at war with anada.
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$ $ "FUCK ANADA! WAR DECLARED!"
$ $ written by linear
$ $ released 10/10/02
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FUCK YOU ANADA! HEHEHEHAHAHAOHEHSHOAHAHOEHOEHHEOHEAHAOAHOAHAHAHAHA!!!!~~!1!!1
_impulse reality_ coming in like the motherfuckin' Bush, killing
civilians! pillage, plunder baby!
JUSTIFICATION? WE DON'T NEED NO JUSTIFICATION!
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We here at _impulse reality_ are formally declaring war on the t-file
group known as ANADA, found at <http://www.anada.net>. In declaring this war,
we make the following demands!@#$%!~!!1!11!
o The immediate end to all refrences to cats, kittens, and felines.
References to pussies, however, will still be tolerated.
o We demand that Phairgirl (whom we refuse to refer to under her any
other moniker) stop taking herself so seriously.
o It is ordered that ANADA immediately release it's hold over the writer
known as X-tabai, so she may come to work in the much healthier
environment we have waiting for her over here at the impulse.
o We demand Phairgirl return to her original moniker.
o We demand Anada immediately start paying for web-hosting and domain
registration for _impulse reality_ in order to pay _ir_ back for ALL
they have brought to the scene, having made the scene so much better
merely by it's existence.
o We demand more references to the superiority of linear, xade, nawleed,
Grey Frequency, and mayco.
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THAT IZ ALL 4 NOW!
MORE COMMUNICATION SHORTLY.
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the clever thing to do here would be to put some sort of copyright. no.
http://www.phonelosers.net/ir
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