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Haikus can be fun,
If you are willing to try.
Let's go kill oursleves!
Satan's mad at me,
I have not called him in months
I am a bad son.
My penis was hard,
So I started to touch it!
HA! THAT IS FUNNY!
Many a haiku,
does not rhyme - it takes much skill
Beeby-shoe kill kill!
Just writing haikus
is a pretty lame idea.
I must need a life.
Satan is sexy!
And I am in love with her
and will always be.
I am not sexy
I'm a scrawny little boy
who likes other boys
God-fucking Napster!
Transfer errored on me again
Please just kill me now
Fear my haiku skills
I stole them all from Jesus
He's such a pussy.
Everyone hates me
But it doesn't get to me.
I just kill them all.
You can not define
this Impulse Reality
Oh wait, you can - "lame"
Any three-year-old
can write a haiku like this
I must be cheating.
Stop reading IR
It will rot your stupid mind.
You fucking asshole.
I'm angsty! Angsty!
Because I run a lame zine,
You see? Be like me!
This wall between us
(mostly emotion and pain)
Will crumble some day.
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Copyright (c) 2000 IMPULSE REALITY PRESS - http://phonelosers.net/ir
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