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M E | || |/____/ Conversations 1.0
P A | || |\ \ ir file number 075
U L |____||____| |____| released 11.21.00
L I | || |\| | by Xade
S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind.
E Y even_god_reads_it
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"Oh... SHIT.. I left my calculator in my pants and it got washed!!"
--Electronics class, said by the dumbass kid Ross
"...He was cussing and I had to leave.
>Was he cussing at you or around you?
"he was cussing at me gurl..
>What kind of stuff was he saying?
"Oh he was saying all kinds of four letter words."
---overheard from two African American girls in girls bathroom at sinks
"Why was the skeleton so unhappy at the Halloween Dance? He had nobody to
dance with."
---German class
"You know that car wreck that happened the other day? Well the man lost his
whole left side. Isnt that just terrible? He's allright now though."
---German class
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