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M E | || |/____/ Britney Spears
P A | || |\ \ ir file number 064
U L |____||____| |____| released 10.22.00
L I | || |\| | by Scudco
S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind.
E Y even_god_reads_it
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Why won't Britney Spears have sex with me?
-There's beer in my ear
-No there isn't
-Yes! There is actually beer in my ear
-Shutup, you'll never amount to anything
-I'm a doctor though
-A phd doesn't make you smart
-Yeah? well then can you tell me how to perform double bypass surgery?
-Yes
-No you can't
-Yes I can, can you tell me how you became such an ass?
-Yes.. I mean no
-Let's have some pizza
-I don't eat pizza, I'm a doctor
-What do you eat?
-Calzones
-I'm going to punch you
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