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dsfadsfgafgf - God n' SOle IV - V - Thu Mar 11 2021
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God: "Oh! You again."
SOle: "Again?"
God: "Yes, again. Fifty thousand years in the void can do that to a soul"
SOle: "Fifty thousand years in a void?.. What!?"
God: "Never mind that. You have two time line choices. A: Tiswas or B:
Swap shop! Hold on... Wait.. Gabriel! GABRIEL!"
Gabriel: "Yes Lord"
God: "Who is writing these choices?"
Gabriel: "We are! I mean we are using an outside agency & Jesus does a few
now then. Remember I gave you that list of expenses?"
God: "Both of these choices take place at the same time, are we paying for this rubbish?"
Gabriel: "I liked Swap shop."
God: "I'm not interested in your in your Saturday Morning televisual
preferences. How on my green Earth are these considered time line
choices?"
Gabriel: "Well, there's the Phantom Flan Flinger, Sally James, Maggie
Philbin, Cheg.. Err, erm.. Keith cheg.."
God: "STOP! I hate to interrupt you in the mist of another Stroke.."
Gabriel: "MY LORD! I was about to mention the dichotomy between the two, & I
didn't have a Stroke, I'd merely drank to much of what Jesus claimed was
Water that one time and you won't let it go. Big head!"
God: "WHAT?"
Gabriel: "BIG 'ED! .. I called you a Big head.. There. I said it.
I'm standing under it. Your a Big Head."
God: "Calm down Angel. I don't have time for this."
SOle: "I'VE BEEN IN A VOID FOR FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS? WTF?"
God:
" @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@ @@@
!@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@@
!@@!! @!@!@!@! @!@ !@! @!! @!@ !@! @!@@!@! !@!
!:! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!: !!! !!:
::.: : : : : :.:: : : :.:: : : :.: "
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Tap.. Tap.. Tap
Jesus: "Come in."
Gabriel: "Dude were in trouble."
Jesus: "We? Hold on! What?.. I'm Busy."
Gabriel: "Your playing Grand theft Auto AGAIN!"
Jesus: "No. I'm in training for my triumphant return"
Gabriel: "Good grief..! Anyway I told God we where using an outside agent
to come up with his time line choices"
Jesus: "You lied to the old man?"
Gabriel: "I was put on the spot"
Jesus: "You said you'd got it covered"
Gabriel: "I had. I was doing them. But I can't do them as good as you can
and God's started calling them rubbish and I pissed him off. He used his God
voice on me."
Jesus: "What can I do about it? I'm Busy."
Gabriel: "I'll tell God what your training consists of if you don't get
me out of this"
Jesus: "You wouldn't dare."
Gabriel: "I would you know."
Jesus: "Jesus Chr..! Hey Man! I'm family, your not. If I go down your
toast."
Gabriel: "I've got it on tape."
Jesus: "You *****. OK! OK!...
GET ME ERNEST BORGNINE."