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Here are some bad Thanksgiving jokes I've found. Happy Thanksgiving!
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?: Quack, Quack!
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?: He sensed fowl play.
What key has legs and can't open a door?: A turkey.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?: Because he had his own drumsticks.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?: Because he will gobble it up.
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?: A goblet.
What do you call a running turkey?: Fast food.
What's blue and covered in feathers?: A turkey holding its breath.
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?: All about that baste.
Why did the turkey cross the road?: He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
Why was the turkey put in jail?: The police suspected fowl play.
How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?: He was already stuffed.
What did the turkey say to the computer?: Google, google.
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?: A poultry-geist.
What kind of weather does a turkey like?: Fowl weather.
What did the leftover turkey say?: Make me a sandwich!
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?: Squash casserole.
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?: The casse-role.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?: Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?: Peach gobbler!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?: It had 24 carrots.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why did the cranberries turn red?: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.
My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That's it. That's the joke.
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?: Plymouth Rock.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?: Pilgrims.
Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?: It's a crummy job.
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?: Pilgrimage.
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?: Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
What's John Wayne's favorite holiday?: Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?: A har-vest.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?: There was no thyme!
What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?: Nothing—it's already stuffed.
Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?: Fangs-giving.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?: The turkey trot.
What instrument does a turkey play?: The drumsticks!
What kind of key can't open doors?: A tur-key.
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?: Wobble, wobble.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?: May the forks be with you.
https://www.countryliving.com/life/a28522581/thanksgiving-jokes/